梦 幻 岛
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《梦幻岛》前情提要 Previously on "Fantasy Island"...
鲁比 这位是埃琳娜·罗克女士 Ruby, this is Ms. Elena Roarke.
欢迎来到梦幻岛 Welcome to Fantasy Island.
我无法治疗你的癌症 I can't cure your cancer.
我寻找的是幻想 而不是奇迹 I'm looking for a fantasy, not a miracle.
我真的相信梦幻岛在和你对话 I truly believe the island was speaking to you.
我想邀请您留在梦幻岛上 I would like to invite you to stay on Fantasy Island.
制服？ Uniforms?
没人说过可以不穿制服 Nobody said nothing about no damn uniform.
好吧 Well, um...
哇 瞧瞧你 Wow, look at you.
嗯？就一点小装饰 Eh? Just a little something.
我懂 I know.
我小学之后 You know, I haven't worn a uniform
就没穿过穿制服了 since I was in grade school,
但我觉得我能适应 but I think I can make this work.
你当然能适应 Yes, you can.
哦 飞机到了 Oh, there's the plane.
好吧 我们走 Okay, let's go.
我知道我是新来的 I know I'm new here,
但码头不是在那边吗？ but isn't the dock the other way?
没错 但有时 Yeah, but sometimes,
客人可以安排在另一侧停靠 guests arrange for an alternate arrival.
鲁比 看天上 Ruby, look up.
什么？ What?
我喜欢我的工作 太赞了 I love my job. I love it.
他们是达芙妮·马登和泽夫·兰德尔 来自旧金山 That will be Daphne Madden and Zev Randall of San Francisco.
好吧 Okay.
你知道吗 有一次 梅尔想跳伞 You know, Mel wanted to skydive once?
-是吗？ -没错 - Huh? - Uh-huh.
没错 我告诉他他疯了 Yeah, I told him he was crazy.
在梦幻岛上 你会明白 On Fantasy Island, you'll find that it's best
在认识人时 最好不要多想 to meet people where they're at without judgment.
行 我现在有点明白你在干的事了 Right. Now, I sort of get what you do
将不可能变为可能 with all the making the impossible possible stuff,
但我究竟要做什么？ but what exactly am I supposed to do?
我们必须一同探究这个问题的答案 We have to figure that out together.
岛选择了你 做我的副手 The island chose you to be here to be my right hand.
我猜是因为你有一种直觉 I'm guessing because you have an intuitive way
知道需要什么 of knowing what's needed.
希望如此吧 Well, I sure hope so.
还有 我讲笑话时不必这么严肃 Also, laugh at my jokes.
好 Done.
做你自己就好 Just--just be you.
另外 我们今天还有一位客人 Also, we have one other guest today,
所以今天下午 请留意一下 so keep an eye on the east bungalows
东边的屋子 112号房 this afternoon, please-- room 112.
112号房 记住了 Room 112. Got it.
他们到了 保持微笑 Oh, here they are. Smiles.
啊 Ah.
-哇 -哇 - Whoo! - Whoo!
哇呼 Whoo!
真不可思议 That was incredible.
马登女士 兰德尔先生 我是你们的房东 埃琳娜·罗克 Ms. Madden, Mr. Randall, I'm Elena Roarke, your host.
欢迎来到梦幻岛 Welcome to Fantasy Island.
请告诉我 梦幻岛能为你们做什么？ So tell me. What can the island do for you?
我们的幻想是来一次终极大冒险 Well, our--our fantasy is to have the ultimate adventure.
所以不是普通冒险 而是终极大冒险 So not just any adventure, but the ultimate.
我喜欢这个挑战 I like a challenge.
我可警告你 我们的门槛可是很高的 Well, I warn you. We have a pretty high bar.
没错 我们可是在乞力马扎罗山顶结的婚 Yeah, we got married at the top of Mount Kilimanjaro
实际上 我们互换的不是戒指 而是登山钩 and we actually exchanged carabiners instead of rings.
非常浪漫 It was incredibly romantic.
我们还彼此许诺 And we promised each other
冒险永不止 that the adventure would never end.
之后呢？ And how is that going for you?
我们做到了 We did it.
我们的生活就是奔着自由去的 We designed our life to be free.
-没有孩子 没有宠物 -甚至没养过蕨类植物 - No kids, no pets. - Don't even own a fern.
这就是你俩都想要的？ Mm. That's what you both wanted?
-没错 百分之百确定 -没错 - Yeah, 100%. - Yep.
你们的生活听起来本就是个幻想 Wow, well, it sounds like your life is a fantasy.
问题是 The thing is, um,
我们已多年未去其他地方了 we haven't been anywhere in years.
工作是块拦路石 You know, jobs get in the way.
泽夫教文学 我做销售 Zev teaches literature and I'm in sales.
她要是努力些 早就当上部门经理了 Well, she'd be running her division if she pushed for it.
只是在等待时机 Just waiting for the right moment
伺机而动 正如我们之前讨论过的 to make my move, as we've discussed.
嗯 Um...
事实上 我们很长时间都没以曾经的那种方式 Truth is, we--we haven't been connecting in the ways
结合过了 我能直说吗？ we used to and--can I say?
我们再也没有过真正意义上的做爱 Um, we're not really having sex anymore.
是啊 我们只想回到 Yeah, we just wanna be like we were
乞力马扎罗山山顶 at the top of Kilimanjaro.
我们能帮你们实现 We can make that happen, yeah--
我觉得 她可以做到 she can, I assume.
没错 我当然可以 I--I can. Yeah, of course.
但梦幻岛的冒险可能非常危险 But adventures of Fantasy Island can be dangerous.
你们很可能会对彼此刮目相看 You'll most likely see each other in a new light.
我们无所畏惧 Well, we're not afraid of anything,
那就让冒险开始吧 so let the adventure begin.
你们的幻想将从恢复青春的治疗开始 Your fantasy begins with a rejuvenating treatment
-在热带雨林温泉那 -非常感谢 -at our rainforest spa. - Thank you so much.
-我们真的需要这个 -谢谢你 -We really need this. - Thank you.
你要是没有需要 就不会来这儿了 You wouldn't be here if you didn't.
来到梦幻岛 绝非偶然 Nobody comes to Fantasy Island by accident.
好吧 Well, okay.
我要去112号房那转转了 I am off to hover around room 112.
感谢 Oh, thank you.
你知道吗 You know, I--
这种感觉非常奇妙 It's just--it's just the strangest feeling.
一周前 我还是个垂死的老奶奶 A week ago, I was like a dying old lady,
现在 我却重回少女时光 and now I feel like a girl
感觉就像第一次离家 who just left home for the first time.
嗯 Mm
早上好 阿库达 Good morning, Mrs. Akuda.
早上好 贾维尔 你可以和鲁比独处了 Oh, morning, Javier. But I think it's just Ruby now.
好的 夫人 Okay. Yes, ma'am.
埃琳娜 你还好吗？ And how are you, Elena?
我怎么会不好呢？ Is there a reason I should be anything but fine?
拜托 Come on.
我知道你不是那种喜新厌旧 I know you're not the biggest fan of change--
善与人交的人 or making new friends.
你说的是鲁比？ 我很高兴她能留下 Oh, you mean Ruby? I'm thrilled she's here.
行 我只是确认一下 Okay, good. Just checking.
没错 我们会黏在一起 闺蜜时间 Yeah, we're gonna bond. Girl time.
闺蜜时间？ 黏在一起？ Girl time? Bonding?
没错 Yeah.
我觉得你不是这种人 I thought that wasn't your thing.
别放心上 Take it easy.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
闺蜜时间？ Girl time?
真不错 Oh, this is nice.
我现在太放松了 I know. I'm so relaxed.
比你批卷到半夜 好多了 Beats you grading papers till midnight.
你还在生闷气吧 提姆提拔的是史蒂夫 而不是你 And you seething about Tim promoting Steve over you.
真不让人轻松 Wow. Less relaxed.
我想说 是不是应该发生点什么？ I mean, is something supposed to happen?
我不知道 也许冒险明天才开始 I don't know, maybe the adventure starts tomorrow.
听着 史蒂夫的事我很抱歉 Look, I'm sorry about the Steve thing.
没事 It's fine.
我爱你 I love you.
刚才发生了什么？ What just happened?
天哪 Oh, my God.
-我是你 -我是你 -I'm you! - I'm you!
我是你 I'm you!
那是我的 Tha--tha--that's mine!
她将我们换身了 She "Face/ -Off"-ed us!
这不是换身 这是“怪诞星期五” This isn't "Face/ -Off." This is "Freaky Friday."
她“怪诞星期五”了我们 She "Freaky Friday"-ed us!
-他们怎么做到的？ -我毛太多了 - How did they do it? - Ugh, I'm so hairy.
哦 Oh.
哇 这样看 角度清奇 Wow, these look different from up here.
真重 Heavy.
我们试试能不能换回来 Let's see if we can change back.
吻我 Kiss me.
-不行 -天哪 - That would be a no. - Oh, my God.
我刚意识到我可以站着小便 I just realized I can pee standing up.
好吧 男人不只可以... Okay, all right, there's more to men than...
怎么了？ what?
你干嘛这样看我？ What are you--what are you looking at me like that for?
我看的是我自己 我看上去还不赖 I'm looking at me. I don't look half bad.
转个身 Turn around.
我觉得我的“枪”更引人注目 I thought my guns were more impressive.
这个 有点令人失望 That's a little bit of a disappointment.
我想说 我知道这会是一次肉体的挑战 I mean, I knew this was gonna be a physical challenge,
但我完全没想到会是这样 but I had no idea it would be like this.
罗克说这可能是一次危险的冒险 Well, Roarke said this could be a dangerous adventure.
透过你的双眼 我能看到什么？ Looking through your eyes, what am I gonna discover?
嗯 Hmm.
哦 你好呀 Oh, hello.
请你相信 有人命我监视你 Believe I've been told to keep an eye out for you.
你是新来的 You're new.
没错 我能为你效劳吗？ That's right. Can I help you?
你可以去告诉罗克我醒了 You can tell Roarke I'm awake.
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 我... Oh, I...
这比我想的要难 This is harder than I thought.
真是一团乱 Oh, this is messy.
我觉得你可以把刘海放下 I feel like you can pull off bangs.
你要是弄乱我的头发 就死定了 You mess with my hair, you die.
这么说 我是你 你是我 So I'm you and you're me.
我们接下来该怎么做？ -我不知道 What should we do next? - I don't know.
我们身上都黏糊糊的 那... We got all that banana stuff on us, so...
想和我共浴吗？ Wanna join me in the shower?
你每次看到我的裸体 都是这么想的吗？ Is this how you feel every time you see me naked?
真是干柴烈火 'Cause this is intense.
我和你说过 男人都是用眼睛看的 I told you. Men are visual creatures.
你还真这样啊 You really are.
好吧 这非常容易让人迷失方向 Okay, this is disorienting,
但就像 一种奇怪本能的唤醒 but, like, weirdly arousing.
我们要试试吗？ Should we give it a try?
这着实非常冒险 It's the adventurous thing to do.
你又重获青春了 Wow, you're like a teenager again.
你也一样 甚至更夸张 You too, but extra.
哦 是啊 Oh, yeah.
哦 你太重了 Oh, you weigh a lot.
我很重吧 我想也是 I weigh a lot, I guess.
这样 This is--
好多了 Much better.
好吧 吻我 All right, kiss me.
我可以一直吻好几个小时 I can kiss for hours.
真的吗？ 因为我感受到了 Really? 'Cause I'm feeling, like,
一股原始的冲动 a certain momentum happening.
是啊 好吧 Yeah, well--okay, all right.
是啊 不要 那里不舒服 Yeah, no, that's not good.
等等 “那里不舒服”？ 我之前都是这样对你的 Wait, "that's not good"? I do that to you all the time.
哦 是啊 抱歉 那里确实不舒服 Oh, right. Yeah, sorry. No, that's not good.
那你为啥不说呢？ Why didn't you say anything?
宝贝 我不想打乱节奏 Baby, I don't like to make waves.
好吧 Right. Yeah.
但我总和你说慢一点 But I do always tell you to go slower.
好吧 我现在懂了 Okay. I get that now.
怎么了？ What?
哦 你泄了 Oh, you're done.
我泄了 I'm done.
好吧 只是 All right, just,
你要学会控制 宝贝 gotta learn control, babe.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
没事 It's fine.
我怎么哭了？ Why am I crying?
下午好 兰德尔先生 马登女士 Good afternoon, Mr. Randall, Ms. Madden.
你们的幻想已经开始了吗？ Has your fantasy begun?
你知道它开始了 Oh, you know it has.
你都叫对了我们的名字 You called us by the right names.
它有令人兴奋吗？ And is it exhilarating?
像在乞力马扎罗山那样？ You know, like being in Kilimanjaro?
好吧 Well, it's, uh--
不 这样太过了 No, no, no, it's-- it's too much.
我是说 我能感觉到睾丸激素 I mean, I can feel this testosterone
在我血管里流过 just going through my veins
这让我很不爽 and it's just making me feel pissed!
哦 好吧 你要学会调节这种影响 Oh, okay, well, you learn to regulate those effects.
-不会有事的 -希望如此 -It's okay. - Well, I hope so,
我想说的是 真不敢置信 他一直 because he keeps-- I mean, it's unbelievable.
我一直哭个不停 I keep bursting into tears.
这是怎么回事？ 我不像这样的 What is that? I don't do that.
我不知道 抱歉 I don't know. I'm sorry.
你在给女性抹黑 You're giving women a bad name.
好吧 我知道了 我没事 Okay, I got it. I'm good.
那么 马登女士 你是如何适应现状的？ And, Ms. Madden, how are you adjusting to this new reality?
首先 Well, for one thing,
有一种隐隐作痛的感觉 从未消失 there's a sort of dull pain that won't go away.
回去后 你得去看心脏病医生 We are taking you to a cardiologist when we're back.
我现在就跟你说 I'm telling you right now.
这次冒险震惊了我和达芙妮 Daphne and I are blown away by this adventure,
真的 但我们现在准备好换回来了 we really are, but ready to switch back now.
事情是这样的 Well, the thing is,
每个幻想都是一个天然的过程 every fantasy runs a natural course,
你们的才刚开始 and yours has just begun.
那就试着享受它吧 这会是一次伟大的冒险 So try to enjoy it. It's a great adventure.
你们还没真正 I mean, you really haven't walked a mile
站在对方的立场上看待问题 in each other's shoes yet.
脚放平 不要翘脚后跟 Set your whole foot down. Don't lead with your heel.
你的背为啥弯成这样？ Why is your back bent over like that?
那是因为这种疼痛让人发狂 Oh, that would be from the agonizing pain.
-这样毫无意义 -我不会穿这裤子 -These make no sense. - I can't with these shorts.
你是把腿塞进另一只裤腿 还是 Do you tuck the leg in to the other leg or just--
不要 别把它们弄在一起 No, no, no, don't-- don't bunch 'em up.
你在对我的屁股做什么？ What are you doing to my ass?
来吧 哦 Come on--oh!
哦 天哪 Oh, God!
过来 坐下就好了 Here, just sit down.
坐下就好 Just sit down.
你要是化妆的话 我会不耐烦的 Do your makeup while I get impatient
因为我不用怎么化妆 because my face can just walk out the door
就可以出门见人 without needing to do a damn thing to it.
你觉得我做不到吗？ You think I can't do this?
我可是唇膏大师 看好了 I'm the master of lip balm. Watch this.
-嗯？ -说实话 真不错 -Huh? - That's actually pretty good.
是啊 没错 Yeah, yeah.
太性感了吧 干嘛弄这么性感？ That's hot. Why is that hot?
走吧 Please.
里边请 先生 Here you are, sir.
看到没？ 他甚至都没怎么看我 You see that? He didn't even look at me.
就好像我是空气一样 It's like I wasn't even here.
欢迎体验我的生活 等等 别 Yeah, welcome to my life. Wait, no, no, no.
我想要完整的男士体验 I want the whole He-Man experience.
你看到我健壮的肌肉了吗？ Did you see me flexing?
应该说是 我看到了自己健壮的肌肉 Correction, I saw me flexing.
并且 我知道你在看我化妆时 Also, I--I get what you liked about
究竟喜欢的是什么了 watching me put make up on.
我觉得罗克说得对 I think Roarke is right.
这会拉近我们的距离 This is gonna bring us closer.
我们互换后 很难对彼此有所隐瞒 Well, it's hard not to be honest with each other when we are each other.
那家伙在盯着我看 That guy is staring at me.
你觉得他会来搭讪吗？ Do you think he can tell?
我觉得他不会 No, I don't think he can tell.
我想他只是在打量你 I think he's just checking you out.
真的吗？ Really?
那家伙最好别乱看 That guy better keep his eye on his own dinner.
好吧 你吃醋了 Well, well, well, you're jealous.
点菜吧 Let's just order.
我给他人吃的东西 希望你别介意 Hope it's all right to give him people food.
完全没问题 It's perfectly fine.
你还是老样子 You look the same.
你看起来老了 Well, you look older.
真的吗？ 远离阳光 Really? Kept out of the sun.
这五年 发生了很多事 You know, a lot has happened in five years.
技术在不断进步 Been catching up.
平板比我上次看到的要好 Tablets got better since last time.
尽管对我来说 它们仍像是“星际迷航” They still feel like "Star Trek" to me.
但据我所知 But from what I can tell,
这五年真的很精彩 令人难忘 it was an excellent five years to miss.
下一个五年可能也很棒 The next five might be great.
五年后 唤醒我 再告诉我 Wake me in five years and tell me.
你这样是走不出悲伤的 You won't be able to work through your grief this way.
我没在尝试走出来 I'm not trying to work through it.
我在尝试睡个好觉 I'm trying to sleep through it.
实话说 我现在就想回去睡觉 I'd like to go back to sleep right now, in fact.
我已经看够了 I've seen enough.
好吧 这不是我伯祖父和你做的交易 Okay, that's not the deal my great uncle made.
现在 你可以在梦幻岛上睡觉 Now, you're allowed to sleep on Fantasy Island
你想睡多久就睡多久 但每隔五年 for as long as you wish, but every five years,
你必须保持清醒 至少48小时 you have to spend at least 48 hours awake.
48小时 一分不多 48 hours, not a minute more.
嗯 Hmm.
那家伙还在盯着你的胸看 That guy is still staring at your boobs.
这套衣服很受人喜爱 Well, the outfit is a crowd pleaser.
我想揍那家伙 I wanna punch that guy.
你一直都是这样想的吗？ Is this how you feel all the time?
因为我不明白我们怎么能让男人管理国家 Because I don't understand how we let men run country.
你只用就像罗克说的那样 You just got to adjust to the testosterone
适应睾丸激素就行 好吗？ like Roarke said, all right?
啊 这下巴 Ugh. Chin.
真让人失望 真怀念我的胡子 So unsatisfying. I miss my stubble so much.
嘿 你 Hey, you.
别再盯着她的胸看了 它们是我的 Stop staring at her boobs. Those are mine.
它们现在不属于你了 Well, they're not yours at the moment.
怎么就不是我的了 它们曾经长在我身上 Like hell they're not. I grew them myself.
你就不能冷静一会儿？ Can you just calm down?
我用你的肉身 护不了你 I can't protect you in this body.
我不需要你护着 看着我 I don't need protecting. Look at me.
我要走过去 求他揍我 I'm gonna walk over there and demand that I'm hurt.
这不就是你想要的吗？ Isn't that what you want?
不 我要你大声说出 让你老板 No, I want you to speak up and ask your boss
给你应得的晋升 for the promotion you deserve
你一直努力工作 而不是找借口 and you've worked hard for instead of making excuses.
找借口？ Excuses?
没错 Yeah.
“哦 现在不是时候” "Ooh, it's not the right moment."
“他输掉了高尔夫球比赛 水星在逆行 ” "He lost his golf game. Mercury's in retrograde."
这不关他事 it's not about him.
关乎你自己 It's about you.
拿出男人的样子 Man up.
哇 Wow.
你要去哪？ Where are you
嘿 Hey!
-嘿 对不起 行了吧？ -拿出男人的样子？ -Hey, I'm sorry, okay? - Man up?
你知道谁需要拿出男人的样子吗？ 是你 You know who needs to man up? You.
我很确定我是个男人 Pretty sure I'm a man.
哦 真男人会告诉我他的想法 Oh, a real man would tell me what he thinks,
不会含沙射影 也不会对人指指点点 not insinuate, or make judge-y comments.
你可真是 Ooh, you are really
让我想起了我前妻 reminding me of my ex-wife right now.
你想知道老凯特和我有什么共同之处吗？ You wanna know what good ol' Kate and I have in common?
一种强烈的渴望 不想再和你多呆一秒 A strong desire to not spend one more second with you.
-你要去哪？ -我是个男人 - Where are you going? - I'm a man.
我想去哪就去哪 I can go wherever I want.
早上好 马登女士 Good morning, Ms. Madden.
今天早上你感觉如何？ How are you feeling this morning?
糟透了 Rotten.
我和泽夫昨晚吵了一架 Zev and I got in a fight last night.
-哦 给你 -谢谢你 - Oh, here. - Thank you.
-我一个人睡在外面 -嗯哼 - I slept out here by myself... - Mm-hmm.
不用担心有人会伤害我 Without worrying if anybody would hurt me.
这种感觉 前所未有 I've never felt that way before.
你懂我的意思吗？ You know what I mean?
我想每个女人都懂你的意思 Oh, I think every woman knows exactly what you mean.
我才刚开始明白 I'm just starting to understand
我们不仅是生活无味 that we're not just stale.
我们不说话 相互指指点点 We don't talk, we judge each other,
我清楚我们有很多问题 但 and I mean, I know we have a lot of issues, but...
我没意识到我们对彼此的怨气这么大 I didn't realize that we were so angry with one another.
这个主意是为了让你们关系更紧密 You know, the idea was to connect you more,
剖去外在的东西 to strip away the layers--
也或许 这些外在的东西已将你渗透 or perhaps the layers were working for you.
也许吧 I think maybe they were.
你洗个澡 就会感觉好些 Well, I think you'll feel better after a shower.
那有一个海滩健身房 There's a beach gym
走到头 有一个露天洗浴池 with an outdoor shower just down the way.
去吧 我会叫人送套新衣服给你 Go, I'll have someone send a set of fresh clothes.
-谢谢你 -应该的 - Thank you. - Of course.
嘿 Hey.
你好 你找我？ Oh, hi, hi. You wanted to see me?
对 Yes.
鲁比 我想邀请你今晚 Ruby, I'd like to invite you
参加我在庄园举行的正式欢迎晚宴 for an official welcome dinner tonight at my hacienda.
我很乐意 I would love that.
-太好了 -你有一个庄园？ - Great. - Wow, you have a hacienda?
是我祖辈世代传下来的 It's been in the family for generations.
-不错 -我还给你安排了一项工作 - Oh, nice. - Also, I've got a job for you.
泽夫·兰德尔需要一个朋友 Zev Randall could use a friend.
你应该知道 他现在在他妻子的身体里 And you should know he's currently in his wife's body.
哦 Oh.
好吧 交给我吧 Okay, yes. I--I can roll with that.
好样的 Beautiful. Okay.
112号房的客人 The man in room 112,
他看起来也需要一个朋友 I mean, he looks like he could use a friend too.
-我知道 -他是谁？ - I know. - Who is he?
布伦特 Brent, he...
35年前 他来到了小岛 he came to the island 35 years ago
他的未婚妻先前死于车祸 after his fiancée was killed in a car accident.
他的幻想就是睡觉 You know, his fantasy was to sleep
直到他可以面对失去她的生活 until he could face life without her.
每隔五年 Every five years,
李先生需要保持清醒 至少48小时 Mr. Lee's required to wake up for 48 hours
思考他是否准备好重返生活 and contemplate whether he is ready to return to life.
直到现在 他仍选择继续睡觉 And so far, he's chosen to go back to sleep
每次都一样 every single time.
这是我第二次见证他做出这种选择 This will be my second time seeing him make that choice.
真让人难过 Wow. Now that is just so sad.
我通常知道如何处理幻想 And I usually know what to do with the fantasy,
但这次 but this time,
也许是因为我不是发起人 maybe because I didn't initiate it,
我好像拿他没办法 I--I can't seem to reach him.
嗯 Mm.
也许他只是需要有人陪他聊聊 Well, maybe he just needs someone to talk to.
你给了我灵感启发 You know, you-- you just gave me an idea.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你可以去兰德尔先生的房间里找他 You can find Mr. Randall in his room.
-好的 -真棒 - Okay. - Great.
琼斯先生 Mr. Jones,
你愿意去陪李先生吗？ would you be willing to take on Mr. Lee, hm?
我现在只能用牛排奖赏你 行吗？ Now I can only pay you in steak, okay?
但他是个好人 他需要你的帮助 But he's a good man and he could use your help.
可以吗? 谢谢 Yeah? Thank you.
谢谢你带我出来走走 Oh, thank you for getting me out of my room.
我真的很需要散散心 I really needed this.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
这不很有趣吗？ Well, isn't this something?
真不敢相信我现在住在这儿 I can't believe I live here now.
你不喜欢这样 是吗？ Not enjoying this, are you?
你感到身体很脆弱 怪吓人的 You feel vulnerable, which is scary.
应该说是非常吓人 It's terrifying actually.
我特意逃避这种感觉 I go out of my way to avoid this feeling.
即使是和达芙妮在一起？ Even with Daphne?
我结过几次婚 I was married before.
凯特 Kate.
她的离开让我差点失去了活下去的勇气 She left me and it almost killed me.
这倒不是因为我太爱她 And it wasn't because I loved her so much.
实话说 我甚至不确定我有没有爱过她 I--honestly, I'm not even sure if I did,
但她的离开出乎我预料 but it was because I didn't see it coming.
我们本来相处得很好 突然有一天 嘣 We were going along just fine, then one day, boom.
是啊 她说我不愿交心 Yeah, she said I walled myself off.
我试着对达芙妮敞开心扉 Tried never to do that with Daphne.
花了那么多时间陪她 Gave her so much of my time.
好吧 Yeah, well,
时间并不能代表什么 time isn't exactly the same thing.
这我听过 So I'm told.
不管怎么说 一想到要再经历一遍这一切 Anyway, the thought of having to go through all that again
我就感到恶心 just makes me feel nauseous.
我是说 一整天 我都会想吐 I mean, all day long, I felt like I could puke.
真累人 So exhausted.
当女人一直都这么累吗？ I mean, are women always this tired?
是啊 我听说了 Yeah, I did hear
有不寻常的哭声 that there's been an unusual amount of crying.
那是怎么回事？ What is that about?
那是怎么回事？ 你能告诉我吗? What's that about? Can you tell me?
她的身体为什么要在我深入时哭？ I mean, why does her body cry when I'm in it,
但她在自己身体里时就不会 but not when she's in it?
是她的身体在排斥我吗？ Does it hate me that much?
我能问你一些关于你身体的问题吗？ Could I ask you something about your body?
你现在的这具身体 Well, the body that you're in.
你的乳房 是不是很嫩？ Um, your breasts, are they tender?
哦 Oh!
太嫩了 So tender.
就像 我甚至不能 Like, I can't even--
这只是她们不会告诉男人的另一件事 it's just another thing they don't tell men about.
嗯 Hmm.
好吧 Okay.
泽夫 Uh, Zev,
我有个推测 我们来验证一下 I have a theory I think we should test.
恭喜你 泽夫 Oh, congratulations, Zev.
你怀孕了 You're pregnant.
你是我上一趟飞行的客人 Hey, you were on my last flight.
泽夫 对吧？ Zev, right?
是啊 你好吗？ Yeah, yeah. How are you?
我很好 你能搭把手吗？ Hey, I'm good, man. Hey, could you give me a spot?
好啊 我知道怎么做 Yeah. Yeah, I know how to do this.
泽夫 你和你妻子一起来的 Zev, you're here with your wife.
你们玩的怎么样？ How's that going?
好吧 Uh, well,
我昨晚睡在海滩上 I slept on the beach last night,
这样说你明白了吧 if that tells you anything.
很抱歉 听你这么说 Sorry to hear that.
事情总会有解决办法的 These things tend to work out one way or the other.
那是我另外要考虑的了 Oh, it's the other that I'm worried about.
做的不错 Good work.
谢了 兄弟 你来吧 Thanks, man. Go ahead.
你来做几个 Get you some.
女人身上的谜数不完 Women are an endless mystery.
-你结婚了吗？ -还没 - Are you married? - No.
-还没？ -来吧 - No? - There we go.
有一个女人 There's a woman.
一个令人惊喜 独一无二的女人 Amazing, absolutely unique woman.
没错 Yeah.
我真的愿意为她撑起一片天 I'd lift the sky for her, really.
但有一半的时间 她都无视我 Half the time, she just looks right through me.
听你这么说 我很抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
我敢肯定这个女人注意到的细节超乎你想象 I'm sure this woman sees more than you think.
我喜欢这个 I like this.
向上举 别的都不用想 Lifting, you don't have to think about anything.
仅次于喝酒 Second only to drinking.
没错 现在男人有一个不去想婚姻的方法了 Yes, now there's a man's solution to not think about his marriage.
喝酒 Drinking.
去哪喝酒？ Where does one go do that?
我知道一个地方 Ooh, I know just the place.
第一轮我请客 走吧 First round's on me. Come on.
加油 泽夫 Here we go. Come on, Zev.
哦 Oh.
耶 Yay!
看到没? You see?
只要自信 男人什么事都能做到 Anything a man does is okay if it's with confidence.
瞧瞧我能喝多少啤酒 Look how much beer I could drink.
过来 -好 Come here, come here. - Yeah.
听着 我会习惯的 Look, I could get used to this.
没人评价我的长相 No one is judging my looks.
没人期望我失败 No one is expecting me to fail.
我无需为任何事道歉 I don't have to apologize about anything.
-不完全是 -不 - No, not for nothing. - No.
听我说 我要走了 Listen, I'm gonna take off.
但你别惹麻烦 好吗？ But you, you stay out of trouble, okay?
好吗? All right?
-待会儿见 -好的 -I'll see you soon. - Okay.
好的 待会儿见 All right, man. See you.
服务员 Bartender.
你要啥？ What you need?
大伙看到没？ 她很快就注意到了我 You see that? She saw me right away, dudes.
请给我一大杯啤酒 I'll take a heavy beer, please.
-没问题 -谢谢 - You got it. - Thank you.
-抱歉 -没事 -Sorry. - Yeah.
-给你 -谢谢 - There you go. - Thank you.
麻烦来了 Well, hello, trouble.
-我在找我老婆 -怎么说？ - I'm looking for my wife. - Why is that?
他要告诉她重要消息 Well, he has important news for her.
找到她应该不会太难 It shouldn't be too hard to find her.
哦 正好 贾维尔 你过来一下 Oh, perfect. Javier, come here, please?
贾维尔是我们的运输部主管 Um, Javier is our head of transport.
所有人的位置都在他掌握之中 Nobody goes anywhere without him knowing it.
-太好了 -怎么了？ - Great. - What's up?
-女士们 埃琳娜 -嗨 -Ladies, Elena. - Hi.
我们在找达芙妮的丈夫 泽夫·兰德尔 We are looking for Daphne's husband, Zev Randall.
你知道他可能在哪吗？ You know where he might be?
我早些时候见过他 I saw him earlier.
他貌似需要一些时间独自思考一下 Seemed like he needed some alone time.
这要是算兄弟守则的话 If this is a bro code thing,
我才是你兄弟 I'm a bro.
她才是你兄弟 She's the bro.
这就解释的通了 That explains a lot.
那你知道他在哪吗？ So do you know where he is?
抱歉 应该说是泽夫的身体 I'm sorry, she-- I'm sorry, it's Zev's body.
他在海滩另一头的酒吧里 He's at the bar at the other end of the beach.
-太好了 感谢 -你想要我陪你去吗？ - Great, thank you, man. - Do you want me to come with?
-不用 我没事 我能行 -好吧 - No, no, I'm good, I got it. - Okay. All right.
非常感谢你 Thank you for everything.
-行 -谢谢你 贾维尔 - Yes. - Thanks, Javier.
谢谢你 Thank you.
看来我今晚能纵情享受狂欢了 Well, looks like I'm free to enjoy my plans tonight.
是啊 Yeah.
我得要去换件衣服 And, oh, yes, I definitely should go get changed.
行 待会儿见 Yep. I'll see you soon.
我喜欢和人闲聊 Yes, you know, I love a good gab session.
我可不想错过什么好事 I'm gonna hear all the good stuff!
好吧 Okay. Yes, yes.
搞什么鬼? What the hell?
哦 是你啊 我就知道 Oh, it's you. I should have known.
随你怎么说 老哥 Whatever, man.
哦 Oh.
-你这么做可不明智 -我知道这是什么感觉 - Bad decision, man. - Oh, I know what this is.
这叫恐惧 而且这种感觉很强烈 It's fear, and it's really big.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
动作快 动作快 动作快 Let's go, let's go, let's go.
不不不 来吧 兄弟 No, no, no, no. Come on, guys.
救命啊 Help!
夫妻互换身体 A husband and a wife body swap,
一个已经睡了35年的人 a man who's been sleeping for 35 years
大多数人听到都会感到惊讶 you know, most people would have been thrown by that.
你却没大惊小怪 You seem to be taking it in stride.
是啊 现在是2021年 我的身体却是 Yeah, well, you know, I've swapped my 2021 body
1971年的模样 所以我不惊讶 for the 1971 model, so I'm good.
这地方很大 You know, this is a pretty big place.
我说的是 你在这儿不会觉得寂寞难耐吗？ I mean, you don't get lonely here?
丝毫不觉得 Not at all.
我就喜欢一个人 I like being alone.
你没结过婚？ Never been married?
-没结过 -嗯 - Never. - Hmm.
那你订过婚吗？ Engaged?
很显然 你知道该问什么问题 Clearly, you know the right questions to ask.
你这项能力在我们的工作中会很有用 That's gonna be a useful skill in this job.
抱歉 我在打探你 I'm sorry. I'm prying.
没事 It's okay.
我曾经订过过一次婚 I was engaged once,
但我必须在岛和他之间选一个 but I had to choose between the island and him.
然后你就选择了岛？ You chose the island?
可以这么说吧 Something like that.
噢 开吃 Oh. Let's eat.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我在找我老婆 达芙妮 I'm looking for my wife, Daphne.
她可能早些时候来过这儿 She might've been here earlier.
-你老婆？ -老公 - Wife? - Husband.
我说的就是我老公 我叫他达芙妮 I mean--I mean, husband. I call him Daphne.
就那男的 Yeah, that guy.
他和几个客人打了一架 He got into a fight with some regulars,
我把他们都赶出去了 so I tossed them all out.
什么 什么时候的事？ What? When was this?
几小时前？ A couple hours ago?
他要是还没回来 I mean, if he's still not back,
那些混蛋可能把他“丛林抛掷”了 the jerks might've done a jungle toss.
他们以此为乐 They think it's funny.
什么叫“丛林抛掷” 什么意思？ What's a jungle toss? What is that?
就是开车把一个醉汉送进丛林 You drive a drunk person out into the jungle
然后把他抛到丛林深处 and you toss them on the far side.
他们一般要一两天才能回来 They usually travel back in a day or two.
-好的 -什么？ 天哪 - Okay, yeah -what? Oh, God!
这么说你是人类？ So you're human?
纯粹的人类？ I mean, totally human?
我可以刺破手指给你验证一下 You know, I'd prick a finger for you,
但餐巾还很干净 but the napkins are new.
这个岛真的很神奇 而你就像一个中间人？ The island, it's magic, and you're like a conduit?
好吧 但这有什么规矩吗？ Okay, but are there rules?
就像 事情总是会有结果 You know, like, do things always turn out?
这要看你怎么定义结果了 Depends on your definition of turn out.
有没有这种可能 Well, is it possible that
泽夫和达芙妮会和平分手 Zev and Daphne would be happier apart
而梦幻岛只是放大了事情的真相 and the island is just showing them that bigger truth?
的却有可能 It's possible, yes.
但梦幻岛真会这么做吗？ Yeah, but would the island really do that?
拆散一对恩爱的夫妻？ You know, separate a couple that loves each other?
这样做对吗？ Is that right?
你和梅尔不就是吗？ It did you and Mel.
是啊 你知道的 Yes, well, you know, that--
那比这复杂 that was a little more complicated.
那就对了 There you go.
这是常有的事 It happens,
也许会更复杂 and it can be complicated.
它不也将你和你未婚夫拆散了吗？ Did it to you?
不管怎样 Anyway.
这个岛不只意味着一份工作 You know, this island is-- it's more than a job.
是一种使命 It's a calling.
你可以把它想象成圣女贞德 You know what? Think of it as Joan of Arc,
只是更少施以酷刑 but with less burning at the stake--
至少 到目前为止是这样 at least, so far.
你不是说过 You know, didn't you say that the person
李先生失去的是他的未婚妻吗？ Mr. Lee lost was his fiancée?
真是一段特殊的经历 It's just a very specific experience to share,
也许这就是为什么 so, you know, maybe that's why
你觉得他的幻想很棘手 you found his fantasy such a difficult one.
达芙妮 Daphne!
哦 达芙 Oh, Daph!
达芙妮 Daphne!
谢天谢地 你还活着 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God you're alive.
噢 Oh!
泽夫 餐厅里的那个人 - Zev, the guy from the restaurant,
他一拳打在我脸上 he punched me in the face
我甚至不知道我是怎么来到这儿的 and I don't even know how I got up here
都怪我喝醉了 抱歉 and I think I'm so drunk and I'm sorry.
没事 没事 Okay. Okay, okay, okay.
没事 从这儿下来 It's okay. Just climb down here.
我有事要和你说 I gotta tell you something.
不要 下面有小动物 No. There's animals down there.
下面有会叫的 会爬的小动物 There's growly, slithery animals down there.
好吧 那我上来 All right, I'm coming up.
谢天谢地 达芙妮 你没事 Oh, thank God, Daphne. Thank God you're all right.
靠这 靠我怀里 Come here. Come here.
我认为你曾经很害怕 Thought you were afraid.
你说的是丛林捕食者？ 是啊 Uh, of jungle predators? Hell yeah.
不 我说的不是丛林捕食者 No, not jungle predators.
今晚 我终于知道这诡异的疼痛究竟是什么了 I figured it out tonight what this weird pain is.
在过去 你很多时候都会害怕 You were scared a lot of the time,
特别是在我身边时 but mostly around me.
嗯 Uh...
没错 Yeah.
我始终怕我会失去你 I'm afraid I'll lose you all the time.
亲爱的 我就在这 Honey, I'm right here,
我哪儿也不会去 and I'm not going anywhere.
你别害怕 I need you to be less scared
向我敞开心扉 好吗？ to open up to me, all right?
体会你的感受 Figure out what you're feeling
并告诉我 and just tell me.
我会没事的 一切都会好起来的 I'll be okay. It'll be all right.
好吧 Uh, okay.
现在 Right now...
我感觉自己怀孕了 I'm feeling pregnant.
-你说啥？ -没错 - What? - Yeah.
我怀孕了 There's a baby in here.
但我们不想要孩子 But we don't want a baby.
这就是你为什么这么累的原因 Well, it's why you've been so tired.
这就是为什么我一直在哭的原因 It's why I've been crying all the time.
-它不在我们的计划内 -可以的 - It's not what we planned. - Well, it--it can be.
我们可以把书房改造成婴儿房 You know, we could turn the study into a nursery.
不不不 你没在听我说 No, no, no, this is-- you're not listening to me.
听着 我不想要孩子 Listen, I don't want a baby!
你不想要孩子？ You don't want a baby?
你知道我什么时候想要孩子吗？ You know when I wanted a baby?
我们第一次见时 When we first met.
你说过你不想要孩子的 You said you didn't want a baby, so...
不 是你不想要孩子的 No, you didn't want a baby.
好吧 你知道吗？ Okay, well, you know what?
我不知道要怎么说 I--I don't-- I don't know what to say.
我在你的身体里 Being in this body, you know,
感觉到这个小家伙在发育 feeling this little person growing,
我不知如何解释 I just--I--I can't explain it.
我改变想法了 I changed my mind.
这是我要给蒂姆讲的话 This is the speech I'm gonna give to Tim
告诉他 我不只想要加州地区 telling him I don't just want California.
我想要整个西部地区的销售权 I want the whole western sales region.
这个我也想要 And I want this.
小孩和事业 And this and that,
它们不可兼得 they don't go together.
可以兼得 But they could.
达芙 它们是可以相互取舍 Daph, it'll be 50/50.
-不 -我们能做到 - No, no, it's - Yeah, we can do it.
从来都不行 从来都不是可以相互取舍的 It's never--it's never 50/50.
男人和女人都追求事业时 When a man and a woman each have demanding careers,
女人总要让步 it's always the woman who's got to give up
哪怕再坚持一会儿就能行 just a little bit more.
一旦女人放弃事业 And once the woman gives that up,
她再也回不去了 she never gets it back.
在这次旅行前 我或许已经坦然接受了这点 I might've been fine with it before this trip,
但现在 我知道强大自信是种什么感觉了 but now that I know what it feels like to be powerful and confident,
所有你认为理所当然的东西 all the stuff that you take for granted,
我都想要 I want to go for this.
我真的很想要这个孩子 I--I really want this baby.
那我们要怎么做呢？ So what do we do?
我不知道 I don't know.
但是看到你全新的样子 But this new you?
真的让我很兴奋 Seriously turning me on.
我爱你 I love you.
哦 谢天谢地 Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.
哦 天哪 我又是我了 Oh, my God, I'm me.
-我又是我了 -我的眼睛 -I'm me again. - Ow, my eye.
我又变回原来的我了 谢天谢地 Oh, how I'm me again. Thank God.
哦 亲爱的 过来 让我亲亲 Oh, honey, come here. Let me kiss it better.
哦 天哪 看看你 Oh, my gosh, look at you.
现在 我已经体验过你的身体了 Now that I've been inside your body,
你就准备好大吃一惊吧 prepare to have your mind blown.
好 嘘 Okay, shh.
做给我看 别说话 Show, don't tell.
你要是不跟我谈谈的话 我就不会让你再去睡觉了 I'm not letting you go back to sleep if you don't talk to me.
是你的错 对吗？ It was your fault, wasn't it?
这就是你无法面对的 That's what you can't live with.
当时 路很开阔 天很暗 The road was open. It was dark.
她在我身旁半睡半醒 She was half asleep next to me.
我俯身吻她 I leaned over to give her a kiss.
我穿过小巷 And I crossed the lane,
突然出现了一辆之前未曾看到的卡车 and suddenly there was a truck where there wasn't one before.
所以 没错 都是我的错 So yeah, totally my fault.
谢谢你重提旧事 Thanks for bringing that up.
我知道这件事对你打击很大 令你十分愧疚 I know what it is to... hurt someone and feel the guilt.
从前 我 Once upon a time, I--
我也伤害了自己的未婚夫 I hurt my own fiancé.
但你没杀他 You didn't kill him.
但我伤透了他的心 But I broke his heart.
我把我的痛苦看作是一种自我惩罚 I don't know, I see my pain as a kind of penance,
一种对我过去所作所为的惩罚 as what I owe for what I did.
你接下来是不是要告诉我 And next is the part where you tell me
奥利维亚不会想看到我这样的 that Olivia wouldn't want this,
她要是看到我虚度光阴 一定会狠狠揍我 that she'd kick my ass to see me wasting my life.
是啊 没错 Yeah, it's true.
但是她怎么想已经不重要了 But what she wants doesn't matter anymore
因为她已经没在了 because she's dead.
李先生 我不会帮你实现这个幻想的 Mr. Lee, I wouldn't have given you this fantasy.
到最后 At the end,
从痛苦中走出来的唯一方法就是 the only real way out of the pain is...
你必须经受住这一切 you have to go through it.
这种痛苦是没法挣脱的 There's no way through this pain.
它不像沼泽 It's not a swamp.
更像是一堵墙 It's a wall.
跟我讲讲她 Tell me about her.
她想要追赶潮流 She wanted to be in fashion.
她所有的衣服都是她亲手制作的 She made all her own clothes.
她一直在做自己的婚纱 She was making her own wedding dress.
我一直都跟她说 我要是看到她穿那件婚纱 我会走霉运的 I kept telling her it's bad luck for me to see her in it.
她做呀 做呀 修修改改 She kept making it and remaking it
还问我有什么想法 and asking my opinion.
最后一套婚纱带有亮片 The last one had sequins.
她不喜欢 She hated it.
她要把它拆散了重新做 She was gonna tear it apart, start over.
但那也是她最后一件婚纱 But it was the last one,
所以他们把那件婚纱与她一同她埋葬 so they buried her in it.
她全身覆盖着亮片 被埋在土里 She's in the ground in sequins.
很高兴看到你俩都回到了各自的身体里 Well, it's nice to see you both back in your own bodies.
我听说你有喜了 And I hear congratulations are in order.
他们说的没错 我们要有孩子了 They are. We're having a baby.
这听起来还蛮奇怪的 It still sounds so strange to say.
我们讨论了一下 我来做孩子的主要家长 We decided I'm gonna be the anchor parent,
基本上就像一个全职爸爸 basically like a stay-at-home dad.
我为我所有的孙子孙女做过手工的婴儿餐 Well, I made homemade baby food for all of my grandkids,
我会寄一些食谱给你们 so I'll send you some recipes.
嗯？ Hmm?
我没看上去那么年轻 Oh, I'm older than I look.
很高兴一切问题都解决了 I'm so glad everything worked out.
不过通常也都这样 It usually does.
我们准备好 可以登机了 We're ready to load up.
-埃琳娜 -贾维尔 Elena. - Javier.
作为一个女人 我跟你说 Take it from a woman.
她肯定注意到了你 She definitely sees you.
虽然我只是短暂的当过女人 但我同意 I was briefly a woman, and I agree.
他还是有可能在来的路上的 Oh, he could still be coming.
我真的尽力了 I really tried.
你还有五年的时间 制定下一次的游戏计划 Got five more years to make a game plan for next time.
等等 Wait.
李先生 Mr. Lee.
你要走了？ You're leaving us?
你的话很有帮助 对我来说足够了 Talking helped a little-- enough.
李先生 你失去的东西再也无法得到 Mr. Lee, you won't get back what you lost,
但你可以创造一些新的 but you can create something new.
是啊 也许吧 Yeah. Maybe.
-谢谢 -应该的 - Thank you. - Of course.
我觉得我们是一个很棒的团队 I think we make a good team.
还不赖吧 Not bad.
我的未婚夫叫詹姆斯 My fiancé was named James.
名字不错 That's a good name.
他笑起来很好看 有一双蓝色的美眸 He had this great laugh and beautiful blue eyes,
现在也一样 and he still does.
我猜的 I mean, I--I assume.
那还有呢？ And what else?
他喜欢玩趣味游戏 有几次 He liked carnival games and, you know, a couple of times,
他赢得了巨大的毛绒玩具 he--he won this big, stuffed animal,
他不知道该怎么办 and he didn't know what to do with it,
就问我要不要收下 so he asked me if I could keep it.
他说 我的生活需要一些奇思妙想 Said I needed a little-- a little whimsy in my life.
但我要一只巨大的粉色毛绒大象干嘛？ But I mean, what am I supposed to do with a giant pink elephant?
没啥用 对吧 所以我就拒绝了 Nothing, right? So I said no.