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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> MR. PRESIDENT? MR. PRESIDENT?
>> MR. PRESIDENT? ANY TRUTH TO THE RUMORS THAT ANDY LIKES SARAH?
>> All: WHOO! >> WE'VE HAD SOME INTELLIGENCE CHAT ABOUT THAT, BUT THERE'S
NOTHING DEFINITE. >> MR. PRESIDENT, HOW DO YOU RESPOND TO ACCUSATIONS BY YOUR
OPPONENT THAT YOU FARTED IN MATH CLASS? >> I WOULD RATHER NOT STOOP TO
HIS LEVEL, BUT IF I MUST RESPOND, THEN LET ME JUST SAY THAT HE WHO SMELT IT, DEALT IT.
[ LAUGHTER ] >> MR. PRESIDENT? >> NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH QUESTIONS,
PEOPLE. I WANT TO CONCENTRATE ON TODAY'S HISTORIC NEGOTIATIONS WITH THE
SCHOOL BOARD. AS YOUR FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT, I WILL DEMAND SHORTER SCHOOL
DAYS, AND MANDATORY PIZZA LUNCHES! [ CHEERS ]
AND Y'ALL JUST SEE IF ANYBODY STOPS ME. >> GOOD AFTERNOON,
MR. PRESIDENT. YOUR SECURITY IS AT A HEIGHTENED RISK FOR THE BUS RIDE FROM
SCHOOL TO YOUR NEGOTIATIONS AT CITY HALL. THEREFORE, THE KIDS NEXT DOOR
WILL TAKE OVER YOUR PROTECTION FROM HERE. >> SWEET.
>> KICKBALL? >> YOU KNOW IT. >> WELL, THAT'S FINE.
THAT'S REAL FINE. TO BE HONEST, NIGEL, I'M SCARED LIKE THE DICKENS.
>> DON'T WORRY, SIR, IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL. >> IF YOU'D JUST FOLLOW ME,
MR. PRESIDENT. >> DON'T MIND IF I DO, ABIGAIL. >> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING, SISTER?
>> BUT I GO EVERYWHERE WITH THE PRESIDENT. >> IT'S ALL RIGHT, NUMBUH 4.
ANNA'S BEEN MY TRUSTED ADVISOR FOR WELL OVER A SEMESTER. >> NOPE. NO CIVILIANS.
>> YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! I HAVE ALL OF HIS NOTES, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
>> NOW, ANNA, LET'S NOT MAKE A SCENE. BETTER TO PLAY IT THE KIDS NEXT
DOOR'S WAY. >> YEAH, BETTER TO PLAY IT OUR WAY.
>> MY ENTRY TO SCHOOL BUS ONE WAS BLOCKED. >> Together: [ Monotone ] NO
MATTER. WE HAVE OTHER PLANS. [ EVIL LAUGHTER ]
>> ROUTE PLANNING CONFIRMED. >> CHECK. >> SUB-SECTOR DECOY TEAMS
CONFIRMED. >> CHECK. >> NUMBUH 24, IS THE FINAL
PERIMETER CHECK ALL CLEAR? ROGER THAT, NUMBUH 24. ALL UNITS.
THE DUCKLING IS SECURE IN SCHOOL BUS ONE. COMMENCING OPERATION
P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T. >> [ HUMMING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF" ]
>> AAH! >> HA HA! >> OOH!
>> PLEASE, TRY TO RELAX, MR. PRESIDENT. YOU WON'T FIND A MORE
PROFESSIONAL SECURITY DETAIL ANYWHERE. >> WHEE!
HA HA! [ GIGGLES ] WHOO!
FREE ICE CREAM! >> HUH? [ LAUGHS ]
>> OH, YEAH, BABY. I DEFINITELY BRAKE FOR BLURBLE-BERRY.
>> ICE CREAM? OH, FOR THE LOVE OF -- WE'RE ON A MISSION!
>> OH, THAT'S OKAY. I'LL JUST GET SOME FOR LATER THEN.
>> OH, FINE. JUST MAKE SURE IT'S NONE OF THAT FROZEN YOGURT -- HEY!
>> [ EVIL LAUGHTER ] >> IT'S A TRAP! NUMBUH 2, GET US OUT OF HERE
NOW! >> [ SHOUTING ] >> WA-A-A-IT!
YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME WHAT FLAVORS YOU WANTED. >> HEADS UP, Y'ALL.
WE'RE ABOUT TO GET CREAMED! >> WHOA! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
>> ICE CREAM MEN. IT SEEMS THE DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN DON'T WANT YOU TO GET TO CITY
HALL, SO THEY'RE CALLING OUT THE BIG GUNS. >> COME ON, YOU LOUSY SODA
JERKS! >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> AAH! WHOA!
OH, NUTS! >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> WHOA!
SPRINKLES, TOO? >> NUMBUH 4, NUMBUH 5, LET'S PULL OUT THE STOPS.
>> NUMBUH 5 IS ON IT. >> HANG ON. SIGNS AWAY.
>> AAH! WHOA! [ GASPING ]
WHY, YOU ROTTEN... >> HA HA HA! YOU'RE GOOD TO GO, NUMBUH 1.
>> WELL DONE, NUMBUH 5. BETTER PATROL THE AREA FOR MORE TRAPS.
>> COPY. >> DON'T SWEAT IT, NUMBUH 1. AIN'T NOTHING GONNA GET BETWEEN
US AND THE -- WHOA! AAH! [ GROANING ]
>> NUMBUH 4! >> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> WHOA!
[ GROANING ] >> HE'S TWO SCOOPS AWAY! THEY'RE GAINING!
>> THEN IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME TO HAND IN MY...HOMEWORK! >> HUH?
WHO-O-O-O-O-OA! >> WHEW. DO YOU THINK THAT'S ALL OF THEM?
>> I'D IMAGINE SO-O-O-O-O-O! NUMBUH 2, PULL VERTICAL NOW. >> I'M ON IT.
>> [ WHIMPERING ] >> IT'S OKAY. WE'RE OUT OF RANGE OF THEIR
SOFT-SERVE-TO-AIR MISSILES, SO THINGS SHOULD QUIET DOWN NOW. >> THAT WAS CLOSER THAN LAST
YEAR'S ELECTION. >> GOOD ONE, MR. PRESIDENT. >> YOU KNOW, NIGEL, I HAVE TO
ADMIT, I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS OF YOU. YOU'RE THE LEADER OF THE KIDS
NEXT DOOR, YOU GOT A GREAT GIRLFRIEND, BUT ME, I'M JUST NOT BRAVE ENOUGH TO FIGHT, OR EVEN
ASK OUT THE GAL OF MY DREAMS. >> YOU ARE BRAVE. STANDING UP TO A BUNCH OF ADULTS
AT THE SCHOOL BOARD AND DEMANDING SHORTER SCHOOL DAYS IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF BRAVERY.
>> OH, THANKS, NIGEL. SO WHO'D YOU VOTE FOR IN THE ELECTION?
>> [ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ] OH, UM...MUFFIE JENKINS? >> MUFFIE JENKINS?!
>> WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS A POPULARITY CONTEST. >> IT IS NOT A --
[ CRASH ] WHAT WAS THAT? >> NUMBUH 2, LOOK OUT!
>> HUH? WHOA! AAAAAH!
AW, MAN. >> NUMBUH 2!! >> WE'RE SO SORRY WE COULDN'T
JOIN YOU IN PERSON, NIGEL. BUT WE THOUGHT OUR ANDROID WOULD BE BETTER SUITED TO THIS TASK...
OR SHOULD WE SAY... >> YOUR FOURTH GRADE PRESIDENT. >> SO, THAT'S YOUR GAME, IS IT?
TOO CHICKEN TO DO YOUR OWN DIRTY WORK, SO YOU SENT A ROBOT! >> STICKS AND STONES, NIGEL.
AND SPEAKING OF BREAKING BONES. >> I SUGGEST YOU FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT, MR. PRESIDENT.
NOT BAD, DELUDED CHILDREN FROM DOWN THE LANE, BUT IT'D BE A SHAME IF ALL YOUR PLANS
DISAPPEARED INTO THIN AIR, WOULDN'T IT? >> WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO --
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU -- AAAH! >> SOMETIMES, IT'S JUST TOO
EASY, MR PRES-- UGH! [ GASPS ] >> [ GROWLS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] BOO! ARE YOU READY, NIGEL, 'CAUSE I'M
ABOUT TO COMMIT AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENCE. >> HEY!
BRAVE I AIN'T, BUT I RECKON I CAN HANDLE A TIN CAN LIKE YOU! >> MR. PRESIDENT!
>> AAH! >> THIS SCHOOL AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US.
NOW, GET...OFF...MY...BUS! >> AAH! >> LET'S STEP ON IT, SHALL WE,
NUMBUH 1? I'D PREFER NOT TO BE LATE FOR MY APPOINTMENT.
>> BY YOUR COMMAND, MR. PRESIDENT. >> HEY, WHAT GIVES?
THIS AIN'T CITY HALL. >> NO, IT ISN'T. BUT THEN, YOU'RE NOT THE
PRESIDENT. NOW! [ HUMMING ]
>> WHOA! WHAT'S HAPPENING, NIGEL? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO OUR ROBOT?
>> TOUGH LUCK, CREEPS. YOU ALMOST PULLED IT OFF, BUT WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SCRAP
YOUR PLANS. [ WHISTLES ] >> HA HA!
>> ONCE AGAIN, YOU'RE RECALLED, DELIGHTFUL CHILDREN. >> YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS,
NIGEL UNO! >> THIS IS YOUR STOP, MR. PRESIDENT.
SORRY ABOUT YOUR HAT. >> THAT'S ALL RIGHT. AS FOURTH-GRADE PRESIDENT, I
WANT TO THANK YOU AND YOUR TEAM FOR SUCH HEROICS. >> AW, IT'S WHAT WE DO.
GOOD LUCK WITH THE NEGOTIATIONS. >> COMPARED TO GETTING HERE, THEY'LL BE A PIECE OF CAKE.
>> YO, RICKY! NEXT ROUND OF SODAS ON ME. >> WELL, HERE'S TO A JOB WELL
DONE. THOSE DELIGHTFUL DWEEBS PULLED OUT ALL THE STOPS, BUT WE STUCK
IT TO THEM. THANKS TO YOU GUYS, KIDS ALL OVER SCHOOL WILL BE GOING HOME
EARLY. >> DRINK TO THAT, BABY! >> HEY, QUIET, YOUSE GUYS,
THEY'RE STARTING. >> BOYS AND GIRLS, THE PRESIDENT OF THE FOURTH-GRADE CLASS.
>> I MET WITH SCHOOL OFFICIALS TODAY, AND I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT SCHOOL WILL NO
LONGER END AT 3:00 P.M. >> HOORAY! >> THAT'S RIGHT, SCHOOL WILL NOW
END AT 8:25 P.M. >> [ COUGHS ] >> AND THERE WILL BE NO LUNCH
BREAK, AND TRIPLE HOMEWORK FOR EVERYONE. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, FATHER?
>> [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
>> [ PANTING ] [ HORN HONKING ] [ GASPS ]
>> DR. SUAREZ TO POPSICOLOGY, PLEASE. DR. SUAREZ TO POPSICOLOGY.
>> [ COUGHING, SNEEZING ] >> PAGING DR. QUACK. >> AAAAH!
>> [ GRUNTS ] >> [ GROWLS ] >> [ SCREAMING ]
[ EXPLOSION ] >> I AM NUMBUH 1 OF THE KIDS NEXT DOOR.
WE HAVE RECEIVED INTELLIGENCE THAT ONE OF OUR FELLOW OPERATIVES HAS BEEN INJURED AND
IS BEING TREATED IN THIS FACILITY. AS OF THE LAST THREE MONTHS,
EVERY KIDS NEXT DOOR OPERATIVE THAT HAS BEEN IN THIS HOSPITAL HAS BEEN ATTACKED BY AN ENEMY
AGENT AND HAD THEIR BRAIN SCRAMBLIFIED. BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF
SECURITY, GLOBAL KIDS NEXT DOOR COMMAND HAS ORDERED MY TEAM TO PROTECT THE PATIENT FROM ADULT
ATTACK AT ALL COSTS. I WILL REQUIRE BLUEPRINTS OF THIS ENTIRE FACILITY, INCLUDING
INFORMATION ON ALL ENTRY POINTS AND EMERGENCY EXITS. I WILL ALSO REQUIRE RETINA SCANS
AND FINGERPRINTS OF THE ENTIRE STAFF OVER THE AGE OF 13, ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER NETWORKS, AND
DETAILS OF YOUR AERIAL DEFENSE SYSTEMS. HELLO?
>> AH, HELLO! HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
>> UGH! I AM NUMBUH 1 OF -- >> WHERE IS HE?!
TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, TELL ME, NOW! NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW, NOW,
NOW, NO-O-O-O-W! >> UH, COULD YOU PLEASE DIRECT US TO DR. LINCOLN?
HE'S MY DADDY, AND HE'S TAKING CARE OF ONE OF OUR FRIENDS. >> IS THAT YOUR POOR FRIEND
DR. LINCOLN'S OPERATING ON RIGHT NOW? >> [ GASPING ]
>> [ CRYING ] >> WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THAT OPERATING ROOM.
WHERE IS IT? >> OH, YOU KIDS JUST CAN'T GO BARGING INTO AN OPERATING ROOM
DURING SURGERY. BESIDES, VISITING HOURS ARE... [ BELL DINGS ]
...OVER! >> [ CRYING ] WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE SENT HIM ON
SUCH A DANGEROUS MISSION. >> DON'T WORRY, NUMBUH 3. HE'S A STRONG GUY.
HE'LL PULL THROUGH. >> YEAH, GOOD, OLD WHAT'S HIS FACE.
HE'LL BE FINE. WHO ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE PROTECTING, AGAIN?
>> LISTEN UP, GUYS. VISITING HOURS OR NOT, WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUR FELLOW OPERATIVE
BEFORE ENEMY AGENTS GET TO HIM. NUMBUHS 2 AND 5, YOU GO THAT WAY.
NUMBUHS 3 AND 4, YOU CHECK THROUGH THERE. I'LL GO ON MY OWN.
IF ANYONE FINDS HIM, GIVE THE OTHERS A CALL ON YOUR COMMUNICATOR, AND WE'LL ALL COME
RUNNING. LET'S MOVE! >> OH, YEAH, BABY.
>> AND NUMBUH 3... HE'S GOING TO BE OKAY. >> LET'S GO.
>> AAAAAAH! >> SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ]
SPONGE BATH. >> SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR LUNCH?
>> QUICK, SPLIT UP. >> THAT'S GOOD FOR THE ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM.
>> OH, YOU'RE TELLING ME. MY ENDOPLASMIC RETICULUM'S BEEN OFF THE CHARTS LATELY.
>> [ Chuckling ] NOT MINE. MINE LOOKS LIKE A SHRIVELED-UP CASABA MELON.
>> [ GASPS ] DAD'S OFFICE? HE MUST STILL BE IN THE
OPERATING ROOM. [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] UH, DR. LINCOLN'S OFFICE.
>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> OH, IT'S YOU. WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
[ GASPS ] NO! NO!
[ STRAINING ] LET ME OUT!
LET ME OUTTA HERE! >> AAH! >> WHOA!
>> UGH! >> [ Panting ] SO, NUMBUH 3, IS THIS GUY LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT
KID IN THE UNIVERSE? OR SOMETHING? >> OPERATING ROOM -- WHERE?!
>> FIFTH FLOOR. AAAAAH! >> HEY, WAIT UP.
>> UM...YOU MUST REALLY LIKE THIS GUY, HUH? >> I DON'T LIKE HIM NUMBUH 4.
I LOVE HIM! [ BELL DINGS ] >> HUH?
[ GASPS ] BABIES? WHAT ARE BABIES DOING IN THE
HOSPITAL? UNLESS THE ADULTS ARE EXPERIMENTING ON BABIES TO TURN
THEM INTO ADULTS FASTER. I'VE GOT TO SET THESE BABIES FREE!
WHAT THE -- UGH! AAAAAH!
UGH! >> HEY, NUMBUH 3, I TOTALLY LOST NUMBUH 5, AND WE STILL HAVEN'T
BEEN ABLE TO FIND -- >> OH, BOY, WHAT A DAY -- WITH THE NEEDLES AND THE PLASMA AND
THE SCALPELS AND THE... >> [ GASPS ] DR. LINCOLN?
OH, DR. LINCOLN, DID YOU FIX HIM? OH, PLEASE TELL ME HE'S OKAY.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! >> UH, I'M SORRY, KIDS. WE TRIED EVERYTHING -- WITH THE
CLAMPS AND THE SUTURES AND -- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> YOU -- YOU MEAN? >> THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO, KIDS.
>> [ Sobbing ] THERE'S...NOTHING THEY CAN DO? >> MAYBE THEY CAN'T, BUT I CAN!
COME ON! >> SHE LOVES HIM? WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM?
WHAT'S HE GOT THAT I AIN'T GOT? HEY! YOU'RE --
AAAAAAH! >> [ GRUNTING ] EW.
SCALPEL LASER CLAW. [ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ] REBONE-INATOR.
[ BABBLING ] CHILI DOG. [ CHOMPING ]
[ LAUGHING ] WHO SAYS HOSPITAL FOOD IS NO GOOD?
>> [ Voice breaking ] IS HE GONNA BE OKAY? >> OKAY?
HE'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN OKAY. HE'S GONNA BE -- [ DOOR OPENING ]
>> THERE YOU ARE. WOULD THE PATIENT LIKE A SPEEDY-RECOVERY RAINBOW MONKEY?
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ] OR WOULD YOU PREFER YOUR BRAIN SCRAMBLIFIED?
[ DRILL WHIRS ] [ LAUGHS EVILLY ] >> NO-O-O-O-O-O-O!
I WON'T LET YOU HURT HIM! >> HUH? >> NICE TRY, KID NEXT DORKS.
I'D LOVE TO FINISH YOU AND YOUR TEAMMATES OFF, BUT I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER
I SCRAMBLIFY YOUR FELLOW OPERATIVE'S BRAIN. [ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
SO, NOW MY FRIEND, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE -- A SKUNK?
>> NOT JUST ANY SKUNK! I'VE TRANSFORMED NUMBUH 6 INTO A HALF SKUNK, HALF KIDS NEXT DOOR
OPERATIVE, HALF BUTT-KICKING MACHINE CALLED R.O.B.O.B.R.A.D.L.E.Y.!
>> R.O.B.O.B.R.A.D.L.E.Y. -- ROBOTIC OPERATIVE'S BALLISTIC, ODOR-BLASTING, ROCKET-ARMED
DERRIERE LAUNCHES EXTREME YUCKINESS. >> WHAT?
WHOA! AAH! [ COUGHS ]
OH! EW, THAT REEKS! OH!
STINK! STINKY! OH, THAT STINKS! [ COUGHING ]
>> GUYS, WE GOT PROBLEMS. MY SISTER'S HERE. >> I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT,
NUMBUH 5. I THINK OUR LITTLE FRIEND HAS CREE RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HER.
>> ISN'T HE WONDERFUL? >> UH, LISTEN. NUMBUH 3?
I KNOW YOU, UH, LOVE THIS GUY, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I HAVE TO SAY.
>> YES, NUMBUH 4? >> UH, I...UM, I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I THINK THAT...
[ SNIFFS ] P.U. YOU STINK! >> UGH!
YOU'VE GOT A LOT OF NERVE, MISTER! I'LL --
>> YOU'LL STINK OUT THE JOINT IS WHAT YOU'LL -- HEY, WHAT'S STINKY BRADLEY DOING
HERE? >> WE SENT NUMBUH 6 TO SPY ON CREE.
OF COURSE, HE DIDN'T EXPECT TO VISIT A HOSPITAL, BUT LIKE ANY GOOD OPERATIVE, HE FOUND A WAY
TO COMPLETE HIS ASSIGNMENT. >> WAIT A SECOND. WE CAME HERE TO PROTECT BRADLEY?
THEN...YOU...LOVE... HEY! YOU STILL THINK THAT STUPID
SKUNK IS YOUR BABY? >> COME ON, GUYS. LET'S BEAT IT BEFORE SOMEBODY
SEES WHAT YOU DID TO THAT OPERATING ROOM. >> RIGHT, EVERYBODY, LET'S GO.
>> SO, WHAT DID YOU REALLY WANT TO TELL ME, NUMBUH 4? >> OH...UM...
YOUR...SHOE'S UNTIED? >> NO, IT'S NOT. >> WELL, IT WAS.
>> NUH-UH. >> UH-HUH. >> NUH-UH.
>> THEY WERE. >> WELL, WELL, IF IT ISN'T MY OLDEST DAUGHTER.
P.U.! WE'D BETTER TO OPERATE IMMEDIATELY TO REMOVE YOUR SWEAT
GLANDS! >> NO, STOP! IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS THOSE KIDS!
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