尖峰時刻2
"美國領事館"
快叫員警去
Someone better call the police.
"但願她們全是加洲女郎"
I wish they all could be California girls
沙灘小子棒極了! 我愛沙灘小子
- The Beach Boys are dope. - I love Beach Boys.
喂 靚女 你們好嗎?等等
Hey, ladies, how you doing? Wait a minute.
你們去哪?不如去吃壽司
Where you going? Let's get some sushi!
喂!喂 靚女!
Hey! Hey, cutie!
"但願她們全是…"
I wish they all could...
那張CD是我的!
Hey, hey, hey, hey! That was my CD!
別碰中國人的CD
Don't you ever touch a Chinese man's CD.
見到她們絕塵而去嗎?
You see the way those girls drove off? They was laughing at us.
她們笑我們 都是你嚇走她們
Those girls drove off because of you.
我只想請她們喝杯酒而已
All I did was invite them to have a drink.
你想她們脫清光把豬獻給你
You invited them to get naked and sacrifice a small goat.
什麼豬?
Which word was "goat"?
你欠我一隻沙灘小子精選
You owe me a copy of The Beach Boys' Greatest Hits.
別給臉色我看 我來了三天 都是陪你查案
Don't get no attitude with me, Lee. I've worked your cases for three days.
你說會帶我去玩 我才來香港
Reason I'm here in Hong Kong is 'cause you said you'd show me a good time.
我來度假 想吃木須肉
I'm on vacation, man, and I want some mu shu.
木須肉?你肚餓嗎?
- Mu shu? You hungry? - No, Lee, not mu shu.
不是木須肉 我想見到一些肉
Some mu shu. I wanna see some women, man.
別扮蒙了 帶我去找靚女
Now stop playing dumb and show me to the shu.
美國領事館發生爆炸
There was a bombing at the U.S. Embassy.
有兩個美國翻譯官死了
Two American translators were killed.
有沒有什麼線索
Any leads?
我們猜是RickyTan幹的
We think it's Ricky Tan.
今晚幫中兄弟也會在那夜總會
His entire gang of Triads is at the club tonight.
如果你不願接手 我會明白的
If you don't want to take the case, I'll understand.
我馬上去看看
No, it's okay.
我接手
什麼事?
What was that?
我來度假 你又接了另一單案?
Did you just take another damn case on my vacation, man?
當然不 我上司請我們去夜總會
Of course not. My superintendent invited us to a club.
今晚有個盛大派對 別老點我
- Big party tonight. - Don't be messing with me, Lee.
我一掌打你返明朝
I will slap you so hard, you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty.
真的啊 我一腳伸你去曼谷
I mean it. I'll bitch-slap you back to Bangkok.
盛大派對? 盛大
- Big party? - Big one.
好吧 那我們便派對吧
Okay, well, let's go party then.
這裡不錯 喂 靚女
Hey, this is nice. Hey, cutie.
她們不喜歡遊客 扮作本地人吧
They don't like tourists in here, so try to blend in.
扮本地人?我比所有人高兩個頭
What do you mean, blend in? I'm two feet taller than everybody here.
兩位嗎?
我們只是想喝杯東西 隨便
在這裡等我 你去哪?
- Wait here. - Where you going?
廁所 快點回來 我們要玩個痛快
- Bathroom. - Hurry back, 'cause we gonna party.
你好嗎?
How you doing?
常來嗎?這地方不錯
Come here a lot? It's a nice place.
Take us through the hours
I won't make you, baby
臺上搞什麼鬼?
What in the world is going on up in here?
只有我在聽這鬼叫嗎?
Am I the only one listening to this?
他簡直是謀殺經典金曲
The man destroying a classic!
With the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough
Keep on with the force Don't stop
- Don't stop till you get enough - Boo!
With the force, don't stop Don't stop till you get enough
I can't take no more of this, man.
什麼事? 找廁所
廁所在那裡 謝謝
Get closer Oh, get closer
I'm burning now
Just love me
Till you
Don't know how
Keep on till the force starts up
Don't stop till you get enough Keep on
Till the force starts up Ah, don't stop till you get enough
Keep on till the force starts up
來吧 女郎!
Come on, girls!
Come on till the force starts up
Ah, don't stop till you get enough
Come on! Come on!
Come here, girls Don't stop till you...
Come on, girls I can't believe it
來吧!別停 你感覺到那勁力吧
Come on, don't stop. You know you feel the force!
"別停 直到你足夠為止"
Don't stop till you get enough
我感到勁力十足!
- I feel the force! - Carter!
卡達 "來吧 來吧"
Come on! Come on!
卡達 "來吧 李"
- Carter! - Come on, Lee!
卡達 "來吧 來吧"
- Carter! - Come on!
"我立刻回來"
I'll be right back I'll be right back
"我立刻回來"
I'll be right back
這些人好冧我啊 跟我上臺
Lee, these people love me. Come on out here.
下來 你瘋了嗎?
- Get off the stage. - Are you crazy, man?
我是明星 這些人當我系歌神 看
I'm a star, a god to these people. Check this out.
這是黑幫酒吧 我們來查案的
This is a gangster bar. We are here undercover.
我早知你講大話 我一早知道
I knew you was lying. I knew you was lying, man.
對不起 卡達 你是大話精
- I'm sorry, Carter. - You a liar!
我們來找鄧力奇 我們要靜靜雞行事
We are here to find Ricky Tan. We must tread softly.
靜靜雞行事?你說什麼?
Tread softly? What in the world you talking about?
誰教你這樣查酒吧的?
Who taught you how to roust a bar? "Tread softly."
他們是三合會 華人最大的幫會
These men are Triads, the most deadly gang in China.
以為那會嚇倒我嗎?幫會是洛杉磯發明的
You think that scare me? I'm from Los Angeles. We invented gangs.
警章給我 不!你不可執行警務
- Give me that badge. - No! You are civilian!
在香港我是米高積遜 你是旺財
In Hong Kong, I am Michael Jackson! You are Toto!
是財神!旺財是昨晚吃的狗
You mean Tito! Toto is what we ate last night for dinner.
把警章給我 拿來 不
- Now give me that badge. - No!
坐下
好 大家聽著!
OK!Listen up!
我要大家…
立刻聽著!
Right now!
我說了什麼?
What did I just say?
你叫大家拿起武士刀
You just asked everybody to pick up their samurai swords...
去切你的屁股
and shave your butt.
我那樣說? 是的
- I said that? - Yes.
上來幫我翻譯
Come out here and translate this for me. Come on.
好 大家聽著!
All right, listen up!
所有三合會和醜婦來這一邊
All the Triads and the ugly women on this side...
所有美女來另一邊 立刻照做!
and all the fine women on this side right now!
翻譯
Translate it.
他說所有男士站這裡 女士站那裡
He wants the men on the right. And the women on the left.
好 你們扮聽不到我的說話
Y'all gonna act like y'all don't hear what I'm saying.
誰認識鄧力奇?認識的舉手
Who in here know Ricky Tan? Raise your hand.
翻譯
Translate.
對不起 我朋友今天喝多了 有點瘋
I apologize. My friend is very drunk.
我明白發生什麼事了 好
I see what's going on here. Okay.
我沒時間玩遊戲了!
I aingt got time to be playing no games now.
胡莉!
Hu Li!
嘿 李
Hey, Lee!
讓開!洛杉磯員警!
Out of the way! L.A.P. D!
沒路走
上去
等等!
Lee! Hold up!
天呀 不
Hell no.
我行樓梯!
Lee, I'm taking the stairs!
讓開 老伯
Move aside, Kobe.
對不起
Sorry.
老伯對不起 繼續吃飯
Sorry for interrupting your meal, sir.
卡達
Carter!
我在這裡!
Over here!
李! 救我
- Lee! - Help me!
你怎樣下去的? 快點
- How you get down there? - Hurry up!
抓緊 別放手
Hold on! Don't let go, man.
來 小心你後面!
- Here. - Watch out behind you!
你後面! 什麼?
- Behind you! - What?
那個到底是什麼人?!
Who the hell was that?
主耶穌 我不想死!
Lord Jesus, I don't wanna die!
李 救救我
Lee, help me, man!
別擔心 中國竹是很結實的
Don't worry. Chinese bamboo is very strong.
你肯定? 我肯定
- You sure, man? - I'm sure.
李!放手!
Let go! Let go!
我一萬八千里飛來陷入這屎!
I can't believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit!
你竟然騙我
I can't believe you lied to me, man.
對不起 對不起?
- I'm sorry. - You sorry?
我被粗筷子插屁股 而你只說聲對不起?
I got somebody's old chopsticks stuck up my ass, and all you say is you sorry?
發生了爆炸事件 關我屁事
- There was an explosion. - I don't give a damn!
是美國領事館 死了兩個美國人
At the American embassy. Two Americans were killed.
你認為是鄧力奇幹的?
So you think this guy Ricky Tan blew up the embassy?
我不知道 那你為什麼要找他?
- I don't know. - Then why the hell you looking for him?
我們找到他便知 是"你"自己去找他
- We're gonna find out. - No, you gonna find out.
二十億中國人 找個做拍檔吧
There's two billion Chinese people here. Let one of them be your partner.
我們在什麼鬼地方?
Where the hell we at now?
桑拿浴室 "天上人間"
Massage parlor. Heaven on Earth.
這總算似樣一點
This is more like it.
我要享受按摩和熱茶浴
I'm about to go in here and get a massage and a hot tea bath right now.
依我指示行事 扮作遊客
Just follow my lead. Act like a tourist.
我根本就是遊客 笨旦
I am a tourist, fool.
阿陳 慢一點!你有何不妥?
Slow down, Chen! Hell is wrong with you?
歡迎先生 你好
靚女 你好嗎? 很好
我的美國朋友來度假 想歎世界
My American friend is on vacation. I want to show him a good time.
你 美國人
Oh, you American.
你帶了美金嗎?
- Yeah. - You bring American money?
李 我請 不要 你肯定?
- I got it, Lee. - You sure?
肯定
I'm sure.
謝謝
Thank you.
不用客氣 兩位先生 請來這邊
- You're welcome. - Right this way.
你們準備好了?
Are you ready?
你準備好了?我準備好了
You ready? I'm ready.
我的天
Oh, my goodness!
這地方無得頂!我愛香港
This place is off the hook! I love Hong Kong.
你試過給中國女郎按摩嗎?
You get massage from Chinese girl before?
沒有 我聽說會令人欲仙欲死
No, but I heard it was the bomb.
跟我來
Come with me.
你揀個女郎給自己和朋友吧
You pick any girl for you and your friend.
任何一個?任何一個
- Any girl? - Any girl.
好
OK
花多眼亂
I don't know where to start.
我揀那邊那個吧 對 她很不錯
- I'll take that one. She got to come. - Yes, she's very nice.
但我扭傷了背和頸 要多點按摩
She is nice, but I hurt my back and my neck, and I need a little more massage.
我也要粉紅色那個
So I'm gonna take her in the pink too.
還有她 喂 靚女
- Oh, yes. - And let me get her.
我又要她 可以嗎?
And let me have her. Can I get her too?
和她 她拿手腳底按摩嗎?
And her right there. She good with feet?
拿手 你幹什麼?
- Oh, yes. - What are you doing?
她說任我揀 快點
- She said I could have any girl I want. - Well, hurry up!
別催我 吃自助餐千萬別打黑人的尖
What's wrong with you? Don't jump in front of a black man in a buffet line.
冷靜一點
Calm down!
你的朋友胃口很大啊
Your friend has big appetite.
請跟她上樓去靜的房
Please, follow her upstairs into the quiet room.
那個房不會再靜了
It aingt gonna be no quiet room no more.
你們不知這有多舒服
Y'all don't know how good this feels.
我昨晚跟三合會大打出手
I got in a big fight last night with the Triads.
你們知道三合會?我砌低廿人
Y'all ever heard of the Triads? I beat down like 20 of 'em.
可惜你們看不到我多厲害
Y'all should've seen me. It was on.
李…李
Lee
這才像樣 現在我才感覺在度假
This is what I'm talking about, man. Now I'm on vacation.
我知你不會令我失望的
I knew you'd come through. I just knew it.
美國?
America?
想跟我回美國?去過美國沒有?
Wanna come to America with me? Ever been to America?
李 你的女郎怎樣?
How's your girl?
李 有何不妥? 那是鄧力奇
- Lee, what's wrong? - That's Ricky Tan.
鄧力奇?那個穿浴袍的矮仔
That's Ricky Tan? That's a midget in a bathrobe!
我叫增援
I will call for backup.
他才四尺 我們去拉他
He's four feet tall. Let's bust him now.
不 不?
No,No?
他是危險人物 我也是危險人物
- He's a very dangerous man. - I'm a very dangerous man.
我們過去拉他
Look, let's go over there and bust him.
我說你別阻我按摩
You're not about to mess up my massage, I'm telling you.
留在這裡
Stay here.
你不需要增援 我來保護你!
You don't need backup. I got your back...
失陪一分鐘 只是一分鐘
Excuse me for a minute. Just for a minute.
我會回來的
I'll be back. Don't...
我會回來的
I'll be back.
力奇 鄧力奇
Ricky? Ricky Tan?
我到處找你 跟我走
Get up, dog. I've been looking for you everywhere.
我現在很忙
I'm busy at the moment.
我也很忙 站起來 起身
You hear what I said? I'm busy too. Now get on your feet.
起身!我認識你
- Get on your feet! - I know you.
你是李的美國朋友 對嗎?
You are Lee's American friend, right?
不 我是李的新保鏢 別因這浴袍顏色
I'm Lee's new muscle. Don't let this robe fool you.
以為我姐手姐腳 我叫你起身
This is the only color they had. Now I said, get up.
我不會再叫一次
I aingt gonna say it again.
你們美國人真滑稽
You American are so funny.
你們亞洲人不是很聽話啊
And you Asians don't hear that well.
小力奇
Little Ricky!
把你的混帳屁股
Get your little punk ass up...
移離那張椅
outta that chair right now!
你破壞我的假期 我叫你起身 聽到嗎?
You're messing up my vacation. I told you to get up, didn't I?
現在我不得不動手了
Now I gotta go off on you.
讓我來把他的屁股打開花
Let me bust his ass. Come on!
讓我來收拾他
What? Let me take care of this.
大哥 好久不見了 近況如何?
Hello, my friend, how are you?
我有些事情想問你
I need to talk to you.
什麼事?
What about?
請你跟我回警察局
The two Americans that were killed.
是關於兩個美國人被殺的事
Come to the police station.
那麼嚴重?
The police station?
有什麼事情你可以在這裡跟我說
If you have any questions, ask me here.
聽著 矮仔 跟我來…
Look, little man. You coming with...
我的天
Oh, my Lord.
我會賠你手提電腦
I would like to pay you for that laptop.
我會陪的 不用了
- I think I should do that. - No problem.
賠最新的 我在網上見到有部可放DVD
I seen it on the Internet, with a DVD player.
這只是個舊貨 現在請恕失陪了
- That's an old model. - Now, I must excuse myself.
督察
Inspector.
玩開心點
Have a good day.
我
I was...
你為何不告訴我他那麼人強馬壯?
Lee, why didn't you tell me this man rolls like this?
我告訴過你 不 你沒有
- I told you already! - No, you didn't!
你說過什麼? 我做過手勢
- What you said? - I did this.
表示什麼?!用英文說!
What do this mean? Speak English to me!
表示我去這邊 你去那邊
That means I go this way and you go this way.
我去那邊 你去這邊? 對
- I go that way, you go this way? - Yes.
不好意思 卡達!
- Sorry. - Carter!
你們樣子都差不多 小心!
Y'all look alike! Watch out!
接住!
怪不得你生氣
No wonder you mad.
別擔心 沒事的
Don't worry. It's okay.
你還是出去好一點
You better get the hell outta here.
反轉我! 什麼
- Flip me! - What?
反轉我
Flip me!
媽的!
Damn!
李!
Lee!
不,不,不,不!
No, no, no!
小心!
Lee!
"油麻地警署"
YAU MA TEI POLICE STATION
不 公安局命令你…
Look, you've been ordered by the Ministry of Public Security...
…協助聯邦調查局和特工組查案
to assist the F.B.I. And Secret Service in our investigation...
提供我們一切所需
to provide us with whatever we need.
若你有情報 一定要告訴我們
You have information, it belongs to us.
這裡是香港
This is still Hong Kong.
兩個美國人在美國政府物業被殺
Two Americans have been killed on United States government property.
給我兩份副本
Give me two copies of that.
這是我們的案件
This is our investigation.
李總督察會指揮你的人員
Chief Inspector Lee will supervise your people.
不 他要聽我指揮
No, he will report to me.
你明白嗎?
Do we understand each other?
那到底是什麼?
What the hell is that?
那是…
That is, uh...
…李總督察
Chief Inspector Lee.
我一生從沒感到這麼尷尬
I aingt never been humiliated and embarrassed like that...
及恥辱
in my whole entire life.
脫清光在香港到處跑 多得你
Got me running around Hong Kong butt-naked, thanks to you.
多得我? 多得你不少啊!
- Thanks to me? - Yeah, thanks to you.
你要增援 我便給你增援
You needed backup, so I gave you backup.
我快要打低他們了 你卻來壞事
I was about to kick Ricky Tan's ass, and his bodyguards', till you messed it up.
收聲 我討厭你的廢話 我討厭你!
- Stop. I'm sick of your bullshit. - I'm sick of you!
不是我要去黑幫酒吧
I'm not the one running up in karaoke bars full of gangsters.
不是我要去桑拿浴室找犯罪頭子!
And I'm not the one running up in massage parlors looking for crime lords.
我職責所在
- It's my job. - It's your job.
真可憐 你何時才去玩嚇?
You pitiful, man. When are you gonna have some fun?
你何時才去拍嚇拖之類?
When are you gonna take a day off? When are you gonna go on a date?
我很多拖拍 你上次拍拖是何時?
- I have plenty of dates. - When's the last time you had a date?
你上次玩"神仙棒不見了"是何時?
When's the last time you played "hide the rainbow roll"?
說來聽聽 是鼠年那年嗎?
Huh? Let's hear it, Lee. The Year of the Rat?
你永不會明白我
You will never understand me.
對 我連你剛才說什麼也不明白
You right, 'cause I didn't even understand what you just said to me.
我的護照留了在桑拿浴室
They got my passport back at that massage parlor.
午安
Good afternoon, sir.
李 是
- Lee? - Yes, sir.
這位是美國特工組的史狄倫特工
This is Special Agent Sterling from the United States Secret Service.
特工組?為什麼?
Secret Service? Why?
請坐
Have a seat, please.
我準備告訴你的事必須保密
What I'm about to tell you cannot leave this room.
昨天被殺的並非美國翻譯員
The men who were killed yesterday were not American translators.
他們是美國海關的臥底探員
They were undercover United States Customs agents...
任務是粉碎一個三合會走私集團
trying to break a Triad smuggling ring.
走私什麼? 我們不知道
- Smuggling what? - We don't know.
無論走私什麼 均與他們被殺有關
But whatever it is, it got the agents killed.
我們可如何協助?
How can we help you?
只要你別阻住我們辦事
You can stay the hell out of our way.
謝謝 我可以給你鄧力奇的情報
- Thank you. - I can get you Ricky Tan.
不必 我們對他瞭若指掌
No. We know all about Tan.
所以我們放他在外邊作餌
That's why we're leaving him out there as bait.
幕後組織比鄧的福蒼龍幫大得多
This is a lot bigger than Ricky Tan and the Fu Cang Long Triads.
喂 靚女
Hey, cutie.
多謝 李
Thank you, Lee.
卡達!卡達!
Carter! Carter!
天上人間桑拿浴室
Heaven on Earth massage parlor?
天上人間? 我不知道
Heaven on Earth?
喂 平價唐裝
Hello. Cheap suits.
喂 平價唐裝 平價唐裝
Hello. Cheap suits. Cheap suits.
平價唐裝 平價唐裝 有多平?
- Cheap suits. Cheap suits. - How cheap?
平價唐裝 平過鬼?
- Cheap suits. - Cheap as hell?
不好意思
Excuse me.
請問天上人間桑拿浴室在哪?
Can you direct me to Heaven on Earth massage parlor, please?
哈羅 你好嗎? 好
- Hello. How are you? - Okay.
買雞嗎?有清遠雞有龍崗雞…
不!不!等一下
No, no. Wait a minute.
我不要雞
I don't want no chicken.
你不相信 好靚的雞…
不!我不要雞 我要只雞來幹嗎?
I don't want no chicken! What am I gonna do with a chicken?
我不喜歡生雞 知道嗎
I don't like my chickens live, okay?
我喜歡油炸的死雞 聽過炸雞嗎?
I like 'em dead and deep-fried. You ever heard of Popeye's?
劏嗎
不 不!不 別殺那只雞
No, no! No! Don't kill chicken.
好
Yes.
我警告你 我是員警
I'm warning you. I'm a police officer.
放下刀 放開那只雞!
Put the blade down and let the bird go right now!
李 你沒事吧?
You okay, Lee?
他只是想吃木須肉罷了
All he wanted was some mu shu.
媽的!
Damn.
喂 的士!的士!
Hey, taxi! Taxi!
跟著那車
Follow that car.
跟著那大房車 我要追他 明白嗎?他去那裡 你照跟
Follow that limo. This is a chase. Wherever he goes, you go.
你動也不動!跟"追"是相反的啊!
You're not moving! This is the opposite of chasing!
你不付錢怎開 什麼 你再不開車我就摑你
What? I will slap you if you don't move this car.
付錢吧… 我要摑你了…
I'm gonna slap you. I'm gonna slap you.
好 聽著 給你
All right. Okay, look. Here.
現在聽得懂嗎?
You understand that?
我現在知你說什麼了 開車呀
- Now you're speaking my language. - Get the hell on then.
快點 去!
Come on, let's go!
美麗的下午 美麗的香港
很不美麗地在塞車嗎 送首歌給你
"這首歌是獻給"
"失去至愛的你"
"請細聽"
"昨日的雙天至尊"
"我伴奏,你唱歌"
"相比你聲名狼借的日子甚遠"
"大家知道生命非所想"
"無法形容你對我如何重要"
"你雖離去 我們仍共奏唱"
"透過你家人 我圓你所夢"
"熱切期待你為我打開天國之門"
"腦海不斷重現他們帶走你那晚"
"努力忘記 卻又重現"
香港水警剛有電話來說RickyTan會在船上開派對 我想自己去看看
We just heard Ricky Tan is throwing a party on his boat tonight.
你有沒有通知Sterling?
Did you tell Sterling?
沒有通知他 我要香港警方自己來處理
Let him find out on his own. I want the Hong Kong Police handling this.
停車 在這裡等我 我立刻回來
Wait right here. I'll be right back.
明白嗎?明白!
- You understand? - Yes, I understand!
別吃我的雞 OK嗎?
And don't eat my chicken, okay?
好 好
OK，OK
天啊
Jesus!
你好嗎?
How you doing, baby?
我是卡達 洛杉磯來的
Carter, James Carter. Baldwin Hills.
莫意莎 聖胡安來的
Isabella Molina. From San Juan.
聖胡安?我知道
San Juan? I know San Juan.
我搭我的私人飛機去過
I've traveled there many times on my private plane.
你定認識我朋友柏杜莫里馬高…
You must know my friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Marato Molaso Mondustos.
我不認識 不 你肯定?
- I don't think so. - You sure?
對不起 我以為你很熟上流社會
Well, I'm sorry. I thought you rode in the best circles.
請隨便 當自己家好了
But listen. Make yourself feel at home.
香檳,魚子醬…我的遊艇就是你的
You need anything... champagne, caviar... my yacht is your yacht.
這艘遊艇是你的嗎?
This is your yacht?
對 我是船主
That's right. I'm the owner.
船長
The captain. El capitan.
船長? 對
- El capitan? - Yes. Listen.
我不想跟你耍來耍去 我現在就想要你
I'm not gonna play games with you. I want you right now.
我見到我倆五分鐘後
I see me and you downstairs in one of those bathrooms...
在樓下浴室打得火熱
in about five minutes.
我很心動 這艘船這麼美
Well, I'm very tempted. It's such a beautiful yacht.
它叫什麼名字?
What's it called?
它叫什麼名字?你的遊艇
- What's it called? - Mm-hmm. Your yacht.
雙魚星 雙魚星?
- The S.S. Minnow Johnson. - The S.S. Minnow Johnson?
奇怪 船尾明明寫著赤龍
Funny. The name on the back was The Red Dragon.
赤龍?你肯定?
The Red Dragon? Are you sure?
我肯定 因為這是我朋友的遊艇
Oh, I'm sure. Because this is my friend's yacht.
你朋友的遊艇? 這是他的派對
- Your friend's yacht? - And this is his party.
我上錯船了 船艘艘都差不多
I must've got on the wrong yacht. All these yachts look alike these days.
我的鎖匙開不到時已知唔妥
I knew something was wrong when my key didn't work.
你這位朋友是誰? 上錯船的人
- Who's your friend? - Somebody on the wrong yacht.
等等 我認識你 榮士勳 對嗎?
Wait a second. I know you. Steven Reign, right?
你擁有半個洛杉磯 來香港幹嗎?
You own half of Los Angeles. What you doing here in Hong Kong?
度週末 看風景
I'm here for the weekend, taking in the sights.
你一定也有私人飛機了 很過癮吧?
You must have your own plane too. It's fun, aingt it?
走走好嗎? 好
- Shall we? - Yes.
玩開心點 卡達先生
Well, enjoy the party, Mr. Carter.
我正有此意 意莎小姐
I plan to, Ms. Isabella.
待會見 士勳 拜拜
See you later, Stevie. Be cool.
鄧力奇在哪? 我不知道
- Ricky Tan. Where is he? - I don't know!
他今天殺了一個探員 他在哪?!
He killed a detective today. Where is he?
誰被殺了?
Who got killed, man?
卡達 李 誰死了?
- Carter! - Who died, Lee?
你 利探員?
- You! - Detective Yu?
不是利 是你! 誰?
- Not Yu, you! - Who?
你 誰?
- You! - Who?
你明不明白我嘴巴說出來的話?
Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?
沒人會明白你嘴巴說出來的話!
Don't nobody understand the words that are coming out of your mouth, man.
鄧力奇在等你
Ricky Tan is waiting for you.
李 這裡到底發生什麼事?
What the hell is going on here, Lee?
記得我告訴過你我爸爸是員警嗎?
Remember I told you my father was a policeman?
鄧力奇是他的拍檔 什麼?!
- Ricky Tan was his partner. - What?
胡莉 別跟我胡說八道
Hu Li, you disappoint me.
你忘記你從哪來的?
Have you forgotten where you're from?
怎麼了?你長大了現在?
Don't forget who you work for.
有翅膀了 你可以飛了?
You think you could ever be a leader?
給我滾!
李 我在等你
Lee, I've been expecting you.
叫你拍檔在裡面等吧
Please ask your partner to wait inside.
不 我哪兒也不去 沒事的
- I aingt going nowhere. - It's okay.
李 我不會留下你一個 我不會有事
- I'm not leaving you alone. - I'll be fine.
你肯定? 肯定
- You sure? - Yes.
我在樓上等你
I'll be right upstairs.
我聽到謠言
I know what everybody's saying.
領事館不是我炸的
I did not blow up the American embassy.
我沒那麼笨
I'm not that stupid.
但我相信是我手下做的
But I believe some of my people did.
我的死對頭想嫁禍我
My enemies are trying to frame me.
現在三合會正在內訌
There is a war going on right now within the Triads.
恐怕這次我會輸
I'm afraid I'm gonna lose this time.
你父親若在生 我會求教於他
If your father were still alive, I would turn to him for advice.
請你別提他
Please don't.
李 我需要你幫忙 我信不過別人
Lee, I really need your help. I cannot trust anybody else.
告訴我他們為何要殺海關人員
Tell me why they killed the customs agents.
你要什麼線報我都可以給你
I'll give you all the information you need...
但你要立刻把我弄離香港
but you've gotta get me out of Hong Kong right away.
你幹什麼 你去死吧
關門
快過來接我
喂 小姐 你在幹什麼?
Lady, what are you doing?
下來 我是洛杉磯員警
Get down. I'm L.A.P.D.
你剛才踢我嗎?你一定是瘋了
You just kick me? You must be outta your mind!
想試試洛杉磯員警的厲害嗎?
You want some of me? I'm gonna give you an L.A.P.D. Ass-kicking!
你沒事吧? 沒事
- You okay? - Yeah.
我滑倒了
I slipped and I fell. Hey.
什麼? 我有流血嗎?
- What? - Am I bleeding?
督察 今晚很熱鬧啊
Quite a night, Inspector.
鄧是我們唯一的餌 現在他死了
Ricky Tan was our only bait. Now he's gone.
你的仇報了 利用了美國政府去調查
So you got your revenge, at the expense of a U.S. Government investigation.
報仇?你說什麼?
What are you talking about, revenge?
我搞不清楚是三合會買起你去殺鄧
Now, I don't know if the Triads paid you to get rid of Tan...
抑或你純為了報復而殺人
or if it was a pure vendetta killing...
又或者你根本與走私有關 但你別再碰此案
or if you're involved in the smuggling yourself, but you're off this case.
我不想再見到你 明白?
I don't ever wanna see you again. Is that clear?
發生什麼事? 你已夠煩了
- What's going on here? - Carter, you're in enough trouble.
收聲 少管閒事
Just shut up. Stay out of it.
你立刻回洛杉磯
You're going back to L.A. Right now.
好 反正來了之後玩得並不開心
That's fine with me, man. I aingt had fun since I been out here.
夥計
李 對不起
Sorry, Lee.
護送卡達探員去機場 不
Escort Detective Carter to the airport.
我送他
I'll take him.
放手
Get your hands off!
你不明白 我完全明白
- Carter, you don't understand. - I understand, all right.
我被人推落樓,毆打,剝光豬…
I got knocked off a building, I got beat on...
…而你仍然不肯對我說真話
I got stripped butt-naked, and you held out on me, man.
我走了
I'm outta here.
鄧力奇出賣了我爸爸
Carter, Ricky Tan set up my father.
什麼?
What?
五年前爸爸調查一宗國際走私案
Five years ago, my father was working a big international smuggling case.
他發現他的拍檔鄧原來是三合會
He found out his partner, Tan, was working for the Triads.
但在他找到證據之前……就被殺了
But before he could prove it, he was killed.
證據全消失
All the evidence disappeared...
鄧辭職 留下懸案
Tan resigned, and the case was never solved.
我明白了 全因你爸爸最後那件案
I get it now. This is all about your daddy's last case.
那麼你跟我上飛機嗎?
You getting on the plane with me or not?
什麼?
What?
你知道我爸爸也是殉職的
You know my daddy died on the job too.
若可找到兇手 我也會不顧一切
If I had a chance to square his death, I'd do whatever it took.
我會不擇手段 那你到底來不來?
I'd do anything. So you coming or what?
為何要去洛杉磯?
Why L. A?
讓我向你簡介我卡達的查案理論
Lee, let me introduce you to Carter's theory of criminal investigation:
跟蹤有錢白人
Follow the rich white man.
跟蹤有錢白人? 對 你真好學
- Follow the rich white man? - Exactly. Now you're learning.
每單大案幕後都有個有錢白人
Every big crime has a rich white man behind it waiting for his cut.
這單案 那有錢白人是誰呼之欲出
Now in our case, we know who the rich white man is.
榮士勳 誰?
- Steven Reign. - Who?
酒店大亨 他在鄧的船上
Steven Reign, the hotel billionaire. I saw him on Ricky Tan's boat.
槍戰發生時 他太冷靜了
When the shooting started, he was way too cool.
白人不會那麼冷靜
When people start shooting, white people aingt that cool.
他們會亂竄,躲在枱底
They either running around, hiding behind tables...
或尖叫
or screaming like, "aah!"
你經常那樣叫的
You sound like that all the time.
讓我告訴你我們黑人遇到暴力是會怎樣
Let me tell you something about black people.
我們黑人遇到暴力事件時很冷靜
When stuff goes down, we keep our cool.
但不及亞洲人 我們永不恐慌
Maybe, but not like Asians. We never panic.
是嗎?哥斯拉來時你們都嚇到癲
Right. When Godzilla's coming, y'all be tripping.
我看過那電影 你們都拼命大叫
I seen the movie. You be, "Gaica, gaica!"
呼天搶地 我見過唐人…
Yelling everywhere. I seen Chinamen...
卡達先生 不好意思
Mr. Carter, excuse me.
謝謝 這是猶太餐嗎?
Thank you so much. It's the kosher meal?
是 這是我們的猶太餐 祝你平安
- Yes, that is our kosher meal. - Shalom.
"榮氏大廈 洛杉磯"
REIGN TOWERS Los Angeles
他就在那裡 榮士勳先生
There he is, right there, Mr. Steven Reign...
在他的頂樓豪宅內盡享奢華
living large in one of his penthouse suites.
猜我見到誰?是她
Oh, guess who this is. Yep, that's her.
在鄧力奇遊艇上那個女人
That's the woman that was on Ricky Tan's boat, right there.
找到他們了
We got 'em.
我都說行得通嘛
Told you it'd work out. Know what I'm talking about.
現在只要等
All we gotta do now is wait.
他們仍在談話?
They still talking?
他要走了
He's leaving.
他會回來的 你怎知道?
- He'll be back. - How do you know?
見到那女人多正嗎?
I know. You see how fine that woman is?
他一定會回來的
He'll definitely be back.
她在幹什麼?
What's she doing?
她在幹什麼?
What's she doing, man?
她只是站著 沒做什麼
She's just standing around, not doing much.
別睡著 遲早會有事發生的
Just don't fall asleep. Sooner or later, something's gonna happen.
好 我儘量不睡 真是悶死人
Okay, I just try to stay awake. It's just so boring.
慢一點 寶貝
Oh. Slow down, baby.
什麼?
What?
沒什麼 我沒說話 你有說話
- Nothing. I said nothing. - You said something.
我沒說話 我聽到你說話
- I said nothing. - I heard you.
不 沒有
No. Nothing.
發生什麼事?你在說什麼?
Lee, what's going on? What you talking about?
她在脫衣服 什麼?
- She's getting undressed. - What?
她正在脫衣服 給我那東西
- She's just getting undressed. - Give me that!
這樣很不道德
No! It's not right!
老天爺 放過我! 什麼?
- Lord, have mercy! - What?
她脫了她的裙 我忍不住了
- She took her skirt off. - I cannot hear this.
黑色內褲 黑色胸圍
Black panties, black bra...
維多利亞春季目錄27頁
Victoria's Secret, spring catalogue, page 27.
有品味
Girl got class.
讓我近一點看 快看
Let me look a little closer. Oh, look at that.
看那小紋身 真可愛
Got a little tattoo. That's cute.
看來像…史諾比
Looks like Snoopy.
史諾比?
- Snoopy? - Yeah.
我愛史諾比 等等 我也愛史諾比 讓我看
- I love Snoopy. - I love Snoopy too. Let me look.
等等
Hold up. Wait a minute.
她走向門口 她走向門口
She's going to the door. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
她開門了
She's opening the door.
好像有人送來一個包裹
Look like somebody dropping off a package.
等一等
Wait a minute.
好像是送你包裹的同一個女子
Look like the same girl who dropped off the package at your office.
是炸彈!
It's a bomb!
小心 小心!
Watch out!
我想是這道門 小姐 有炸彈!
It's this one right here. Lady, you got a bomb in there!
開門!
Open that door!
踢門吧
Kick the door.
不,不,不!
No No No
媽的 你好正 卡特!
- Damn, you fine. - Carter!
跟我來 李 來! 去哪?
- Come on, Lee! - Where?
別丟掉 這邊來 我們去哪?
- Don't drop it! This way! - Where should we go?
天臺,天臺!
Roof! Roof!
別絆倒!小心!
Don't trip! Be careful!
李 扔掉! 扔去哪?
- Throw it, Lee! - Where?
將炸彈扔出大廈!扔出去!
Lee, throw it! Throw the bomb over the edge!
扔出去!
Throw it! Throw it!
扔出大廈! 下面很多人
- Throw it over the edge! - There's people down there!
李 扔呀!卡達
- Lee, throw it! - Carter!
李 扔呀! 不!
- Lee! Throw it! - No!
我們快要死了!
We about to die!
好吧 站起來
Okay, get on your feet.
玩夠了吧?! 放下它!
- Enough, all right? - Put that down!
那是炸彈! 放下它!
- It's a bomb! - Put that down!
兩位 沒有炸彈 什麼也沒有
Guys, no bomb. Nothing.
再攪攪震便拉你們坐牢 告你們妨礙執法
Now stay away before I throw you both in jail for obstruction.
拉我們坐牢?
Throw us in jail?
你瘋了 我正要鎖你
You must be outta your mind. I'm about to bust you right now.
我是美國特工組的臥底特工
I'm an undercover agent for the United States Secret Service.
我們怎知真假?拿徽章來看看
How do we know that? Show me a badge right now.
看吧
Here you go.
讓我再看一次 我看不清楚
Let me see that again. I didn't get a good look at that.
我們可幫你 我是香港來的探員
We can help you. I'm a detective from Hong Kong.
我知你是誰 李督察
I know who you are, Inspector Lee. I know.
我們要避人耳目 下去我房間吧
We need to go out of sight, so come down to my suite.
你為何說那是炸彈? 是你說的
- Why did you say it was a bomb? - No, you said that.
不 是你 你在酒店房裡說的
- No, you said it. - You said that in the hotel room.
我說她是肉彈!
I said she was the bomb.
她是肉彈?
She was the bomb?
我查這單案已幾個月了
Look, I've been working this case for months now...
若我剛才發了脾氣 我道歉
so if I seem a little aggravated, I apologize.
你要告訴我們是怎麼回事
You need to tell us what's going on.
三合會和榮以為我是貪污的關員
The Triads and Reign think I'm a crooked customs agent.
那些錢是賄款嗎?不 那是樣本
- Is that a payoff? - No. That's a sample.
有否聽過超級鈔票?
You guys ever heard of the Superbill?
是神話 偽鈔的一種吧
I heard of it. It's a myth. Some kind of counterfeit.
非一般的偽鈔
Honey, it's much more than a counterfeit.
十五間世界銀行有十四間分辨不出
Fourteen out of fifteen world banks can't even tell the difference.
用美鈔專用紙
The paper is Crane linen blend...
及美鈔印鈔機印的
and the bills are printed on U.S. Intaglio presses.
他們怎進入美國造幣廠用印鈔機?
You wanna tell us how they get into the U.S. Mint to use the presses?
1959年 美國跟伊朗王十分友好
In 1959, the United States was very friendly with the Shah of Iran.
為什麼?因為我們想要他的石油
Why? Because we wanted his oil.
我國政府送了他一份禮物
Our government gave him a gift...
美國財政部凹板印刷機
a U.S. Treasury intaglio printing press.
那就是唯一離開美國的印鈔機
Now, it's the only one to ever leave the country.
五年前鄧從黑市買到那部機
Five years ago, Ricky Tan bought the press on the black market.
五年前?
Five years ago?
正是他離開警隊之前
That's right before he left the force.
今年初鄧得到瑞士制的百元鈔票印版
Ricky Tan got hold of one-of-a-kind Swiss-made hundred-dollar plates...
於是他便開始印超級鈔票
and he started printing Superbills.
胡莉為了印版殺他
That's why Hu Li killed him... for the plates.
他們已印製和運走了一億元
And they've printed and shipped one hundred million dollars.
只有一個方法分辨真偽
There's only one way to spot a fake.
他們用印度油墨 燒起來變紅色
They use an optical transfer ink from India that burns red.
而真鈔燒起來是黑色的
You see? Now, the real ink, it burns black.
他們打算用一億元偽鈔來幹什麼?
卡達 我相信你問錯了
You know, Carter, I believe you're asking the wrong question.
你該問:印版在哪?
The real question is, where are the plates?
因找到印版 就可制止整個行動
Because if we can find the plates, we can stop the whole operation.
對 你說得對
- Right? - Yeah, you're right.
也許有一個辦法你們可幫忙
Maybe this is where you can help us, guys.
卡達 這是你地頭 對嗎?
Yeah. Carter, this is your city, right?
對 這是我乳頭…不 地頭
Yeah, this is my titty. I mean, this is my city.
好 李 你認識胡莉和三合會吧?
Great. And Lee, you know Hu Li and the Triads, correct?
認識 好極了
- Yes. - Great.
那麼你們可否幫我查出 胡莉把印版藏在哪?
Can you do me a favor? Can you find out where Hu Li's keeping the plates?
易如反掌 謝謝
- That aingt no problem. - Thank you.
兩位 歡迎加入
So welcome aboard, gentlemen.
從這刻起 你們就為特工組工作
From now on, you're officially working for the United States Secret Service.
特工組特工卡達
Secret Service agent James Carter.
真好聽 聽起來很順耳吧?
That sounds good. It's got a nice ring to it, don't it?
不出六個月
I'm telling you, Lee, give me six months.
我便會升去華盛頓保護總統
Six months and I'll be in Washington, D.C., protecting the president.
你從不為別人擋子彈
We both know you would never take a bullet for someone else.
對 但他們不知道
Yeah, but they don't know that.
我去問問意莎有沒有門路
I'm gonna talk to Isabella, see if she can hook something up.
我見到她望著我的樣子 她連看也沒看你一眼
- Seeing how she stared at a brother. - She never even look at you.
李 你妒忌吧了 因她看中我
Just jealous, Lee, 'cause the girl chose me...
我魁梧英俊 你是第三世界醜男
'cause I'm tall, dark and handsome, and you Third-World ugly.
我才不醜 女人冧我
I'm not Third-World ugly. Women like me.
她們覺得我很可愛 像史諾比
They think I'm cute, like Snoopy.
史諾比高你六寸
Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you.
史狄倫 李和卡達正式不會妨礙特工組了
Lee and Carter are officially out of the Secret Service's way.
無錯
Correct.
這是我線人的餐館 排骨相當不俗
This is my informant's place. They got pretty good ribs here too.
我喜歡猶太餐
I like kosher.
喂 等等…
Hey. Hey, wait.
我知我沒見到我以為我見到的!
Oh, I know I don't think I see what I see what I'm thinking!
我知你們都不是在賭錢!
I know good and well y'all aingt gambling back here!
這是中國餐館啊! 你在幹什麼?
- This is supposed to be a restaurant! - What you doing here, James?
你和你的朋友快要坐牢了!
You about to go to jail, and all your little friends.
大家收拾東西 離開這裡!
Everybody pack up your stuff and let's get outta here.
我們外面談吧 外面談?
- All right, let's talk outside. - You wanna talk outside?
對
Yes.
走吧 你想談嗎?想談嗎?
Let's go if you wanna talk. As long as you wanna talk.
沒事…繼續
哪弄來的?我鐘意啊
Where you get that from? I like that.
什麼事?
That's good. What's up, Kenny?
卡達 什麼事?
- James Carter. - What's up?
我聽說你在香港被打了
I heard you was getting your ass kicked out there in Hong Kong, brother.
什麼? 真的
- What? - That's right.
你瘋了 誰告訴你的?
- Who told you that? - I got my sources.
我有線人 他們說謊
- Don't you worry about that. - They telling you lies.
你不給我線報我就打鑊你
Look, I'm about to bust you if you don't give me some information.
你幹嗎跑來這樣恐嚇我?
How you gonna come up here and jam me up like this, James?
你在我老婆孩子面前丟我臉
You embarrass me in front of my wife, my kids out there.
你自己丟臉
Kenny, you embarrassing yourself.
黑人在黑人區開唐餐館
You a black man with a Chinese restaurant on Crenshaw.
你闖進來 又沒出示警章
You come up in here, you aingt show me no badge.
連搜查令也沒揚一下
You aingt even flashed a warrant.
你知我要幹什麼嗎?打你鑊金
Know what I'm gonna do for you? I'm gonna whup your ass.
然後再打你鑊金
And then I'm gonna whup your ass.
堅尼 我們倒想見識見識
Kenny, we'd love to see that. We would.
來吧!堅尼
- Come on, Kenny! - Come on!
來吧! 開槍呀!
- Come on! - Do it!
我會開槍 然後說你在廚房跌倒
I'll shoot you and say you fell in the kitchen.
冷靜點 靚仔
- Come on! - You better chill out.
堅尼!冷靜點 堅尼!
- Kenny, calm down, Kenny! - What...
虎爪
Twisting Tiger.
你哪裡學來的?
Where did you learn that?
程師父教我的
Master Ching taught me.
北京的程師父嗎
Master Ching from Beijing?
不是…FreddyChing教我的
No... Freddy Ching's in Crenshaw.
他們是兄弟
Oh. They're brothers.
好極了
Oh, all right, all right.
為什麼你會和7-11一起
Why are you hanging out with 7-11?
7-11?
佢個口都唔識閂門嘅
Because his mouth never closes.
我聽到了
Hey! I heard that. I heard that.
別說我壞話
Don't be talking about me, man.
你們來查偽鈔的嗎? 你怎知道?
- You're here about some funny money? - How you know?
一百元偽鈔吧? 對
- C-notes, right? - Yeah.
這裡有人用偽鈔嗎?
Any of 'em came through here?
有個熟客幾天前
One of my regulars came in a few days ago...
輸了五萬元
dropped about 50 large on the tables in there.
我正要拖馬去找他算帳
I was about to go down there with my boys and tune his ass up...
但他第二天便來清還了全數
but he comes in the next day with the whole thing.
全是順號碼的百元新鈔
Brand-new one hundred dollar bills, sequential.
我猜是假的 因他正職人工不高
I figure they're fake, 'cause this guy's got a regular day job.
我驗過那些鈔票 是真的
So I test 'em, and they checked out.
鈔票還在嗎?
You still have the bills?
還剩下一些
Still got my lunch money from the third grade.
給我們看看
Let me see 'em.
你幹什麼?
Hold it. What are you doing?
是假的
It's fake.
他整蠱你 你說是誰給你的?
He got you. Who you say gave that to you?
他叫阿成 在榮氏廣場工作
Cat named Zing. Work down at Reign Plaza.
在我找到他前 你們最好找到他
You better hope you find him before I do.
"榮氏"
對不起 洛杉磯員警
Excuse me. L.A.P.D.
我們想找阿成
We're looking for a guy named Zing.
你! 回來!快回來!
Come here! Come back here!
你這個混旦!回來!
Hey! Hey! You little rascal!
立刻給我滾回來!
Get back here! Get back here right now!
原來是鼎鼎有名的李督察
The great Chief Inspector Lee.
告訴你 幹掉你江湖上我就更出名了
I'll be remembered for getting rid of you.
我來這裡幹嗎?
Know what? I don't even know why the hell I'm here.
我又不是中國人
I aingt even Chinese.
好吧 對不起
All right, I'm sorry.
我想先跟他們談談
I think there's someone who would like to talk to them first.
媽的 你不需要那樣做啊!
What'd you do that for? That was unnecessary!
把我的補牙踢崩了 你要賠
You knocked out my filling, girl. That's gonna cost you.
我從沒打過女人 是你迫我的
I aingt never hit a woman in my life, but your ass is pushing it!
好吧 我自己來
Okay, all right. I'll go.
你最好小心點
Better watch your back.
李 發生了什麼事?
What happened?
那個意莎把你打暈了 她玩謝了你
That lady Isabella knock you out. She played you.
不 是真的呀
- No. - Yes, she did.
她救了我們的命 什麼?
- She save our life. - What?
否則我們已被胡莉殺了 你瘋了嗎?
- Hu Li could have killed us. - Are you crazy, man?
看看我們 橫豎都死!
Look at us. We good as dead!
別再鬼叫! 我系要叫又如何?
- Stop your whining! - What you gonna do if I don't stop?
我立刻把你弄出去的
I will slap the hell outta you right now, Lee.
我一巴星你返非洲 可以嗎?
- I'll bitch-slap you back to Africa! - You will?
來吧 我倒想見識見識 他媽的
Let me see that. I wanna see you do that!
你真是有眼不識泰山!
You don't know who you're messing with, man!
你真是有眼不識泰山
You don't know who you're messing with, do you?
我咬甩你個鼻! 咬我?來吧!
- I'll bite your damn nose off. - You bite... Come on!
我不信任她
I don't trust her.
留她在這裡是個錯誤
It's a mistake having her here.
上面有命令 現在不能動她
Our orders are to leave her alone.
我想把她可愛的小嘴唇 從她臉上切下去
I want to slice those pretty lips right off her face
然後跟她兩個蠢員警一起埋在沙漠
and bury her in the desert with those two cops.
吃蘋果嗎?
Some apple?
拿開那把刀 八婆 別搞出意外
I'd put that knife away, bitch, before you have an accident.
沒有用的
Aingt no use, man.
告訴我三合會會怎樣殺我們
Just tell me how the Triads are gonna kill us.
他們會折磨我們三日
They will torture us for three days.
我撐得住 然後切斷我們的春捲
- I can handle that. - Then they'll cut off our egg rolls.
切斷我們的春捲?不!
Cut off our egg rolls? Hell, no!
我們快逃 加油 老兄 別放棄
Let's get the hell outta here! Come on, don't give up!
我不想死 別吵
- I don't wanna die! - Be quiet.
把左腳伸過來 幹什麼?
- Okay, give me your left leg. - What for?
左腳!
Left leg!
像這樣
Like this.
站穩 好
- Hold tight. - Okay.
對 咬它
That's it. Bite that thing.
咬它!像猴子般咬它
Bite it like a little monkey!
用力咬!
Bite it! There you go.
對 大力扯!
Yank it! Use them tiger teeth!
用你的虎牙 扯呀
Yeah! Grab it! Pull on it!
差不多了 對
You almost got it. That's it.
媽的!
Oh, shit!
什麼鬼…?
- What the hell? - Wow!
幫我鬆綁 快
Lee, untie me. Hurry up, man!
這些人像裡全是錢
All these statues full of money.
你好 佛蘭克林
Hello, Benjamin!
你在幹什麼? 我搜集證據
- What are you doing? - I'm taking this for evidence.
卡達 感覺到嗎?
You feel that?
對 我們慢下來了
Yeah. We slowing down, man.
發生什麼事? 讓我告訴你吧
- What happened? - I'll tell you what happened.
李 快來!
Come on, Lee!
上去 去
Carter, go up.
發生什麼事? 你丟下我
- What happened? - You left me.
我沒有 我在車頂等你
I didn't leave you. I was waiting up there for you.
嘩 老兄!我不下去!
Whoa, man! I aingt going in there!
快來!那裡有老鼠!
- Come on! - There's rats in there!
沒有老鼠 看那只老鼠!
- There's no rats! - Look at that rat!
拉斯維加斯?
Las Vegas?
拉斯維加斯?我們來這裡幹嗎?
What the hell we doing in Vegas?
看 赤龍
Look. Red Dragon.
那是鄧力奇遊艇的名字
That's the name of Ricky Tan's boat.
李
Lee.
那是洗一億元黑錢的方法
走吧 走吧
- Let's go. - Let's go.
對不起 媽的
- Sorry. - Damn!
逐個來嘛 撞死我了!
One at a time. What the hell is wrong with you?
等等 什麼
- Wait a second, man. - What?
我們不能這樣子進去 為何?
- We can't go in there like this. - Why?
我們要"飛"一點 什麼"飛"?
- We got to look fly. - What you mean, "fly"?
在賭城人靠衣裝
We got to mack out. We can't go in like this.
什麼衣裝?
What does it mean, "mack out"?
跟我來吧 亞洲兄弟 我帶你去
Follow me, my Asian brother. I'll show you.
好了
Come on.
我們就是來這裡
That's where we're going.
進去後 你跟我站開
When we get in there, you stay a couple steps behind me.
你有點臭味 你踩到老鼠屎了
You smell a little funky. I think you stepped in rat shit.
這以前是牛仔帽 現在是太陽帽
It was a cowboy hat, and now it's a pith helmet.
等等 我回頭再跟你談
Hold on. Talk to you in a bit.
兩位 有什麼可效勞?
Hi. Can I help you?
黑西裝 褲長42
Yeah, I'm gonna need black, 42 long...
我除了真絲什麼也不穿
and nothing touches this body but pure silk.
幫我拍檔在童裝部找套衫吧
And get my partner something from the kids' department.
你那位拍毑也要穿真絲嗎?
Would your partner like to be wrapped in silk as well?
有人認為老套 但我喜歡人穿情侶裝
Some people think it's tacky, but I enjoy it when couples dress alike.
我們不是情侶 是員警
No, this aingt no couple thing, man.
在查危險的案件 需要喬裝
We're police officers on a dangerous case, and we need clothes.
很多人追我們
Yes. There are a lot of men chasing us.
他們當然會追你們 不用擔心
As well they should be. You have nothing to worry about, okay?
我會把你倆變成波後
Because I'm gonna turn you two into the belle of the ball.
謝謝 別客氣 你先來吧
- Thank you. - Absolutely. Let's start with you.
你有咖啡色的面孔,寬闊的肩膀
You've got a mochaccino face, wonderful skin, and the big, broad shoulders.
就放只死動物在你身上吧
Let's put a dead animal on you. Croc skin.
鱷魚皮 奶油色 腰圍幾寸?
Butter cream, croc skin, butter cream...
我們進去吧 我想…
What size is the waist? Let's go in.
別亂碰我 甜心
Hey! Watch it, sweetness!
他火氣很猛啊 蜜糖杯
- He's got some fire to him. - Honey cups!
我喜歡啊 去拿衣服吧!
- I like that. - Go get the clothes! Hurry up!
好 我去找 快點!天 好有性格!我立刻回來
I'll pull some items. Oh, Jesus. Li'l Kim, I'll be back.
見到嗎? 他冧你
- You see that? - He likes you.
我不會再和你去購物了
I'm not shopping with you no more.
扮作很有錢 各位…
- Act like you're rich. - Ladies and gentlemen...
…榮士勳…
Steven Reign...
…赤龍賭場的東主及創辦人
owner and founder of the Red Dragon Casino.
謝謝
Thank you.
大家好
Thank you. Good evening.
一千年前 中國有條富庶的小村
A thousand years ago, a small, wealthy village in China...
村民請了一條龍看守山洞的寶藏
hired a young dragon to guard their treasures in a cave.
村民給它送去很多食物
The people of the village started sneaking him extra food...
希望它越來越強壯
hoping to make him stronger.
龍後來長得太肥大了 塞在洞口
The dragon grew so big he got stuck...
寶藏就永遠藏在它後面了
and the treasure was trapped behind him for all eternity.
先生女士們 我找到了那寶藏
Ladies and gentlemen, I have found that lost treasure.
它就在這間世界最大的賭場中!
It is here, inside the greatest casino in the world!
歡迎來赤龍
Welcome to the Red Dragon...
這裡人人都是贏家!
where everybody is a winner!
這裡是世界最大的洗錢場所
Look at this place, Lee. It's the biggest front in the world.
你說得對
Yeah, right...
抽煙嗎? 要喝什麼嗎?
- Would you like a drink? - Cigarettes?
攬著我 什麼?
- Put your arms around me. - What?
攬緊我 這裡到處是閉路電視
Hold me close. There are cameras everywhere.
發生什麼事? 我可能會有麻煩
- What's going on? - I think I may be in trouble, Lee.
我真的需要你幫忙
I really need your help.
上次你要幫忙 我醒來在貨車上
Last time you needed my help, I woke up in a truck.
我是臥底 我沒選擇 你要信我
I'm undercover, Lee. I had no choice. You have to trust me.
看我右後方 那是數鈔票的房間
Look over my right shoulder. That's the soft count room.
我們猜印版就在裡面
We think the plates are in there.
我要你去拿回來 為何你不去?
- I need you to go and get them. - Why don't you go get them?
因為我若猜錯 身份就會被揭穿
Because if I'm wrong, then my entire cover is blown. You understand?
我怎知道可以信任你?
How do I know I can trust you?
幫我抝腰
Dip me.
我現在認真的請求你
I'm asking for real now.
可以幫特工組一個忙嗎?
Will you help the Secret Service?
你幹什麼?謝謝 給你
What are you doing? Thank you, man. Take this.
跳舞 跳舞?
- Dancing. - Dancing?
我來這裡工作 出生入死
Man, I'm up here working, putting my life on the line...
你卻跟無腦美女跳舞?
and you're up here, dancing with some bimbo?
她還有女朋友嗎?那是意莎
- Does she have a friend? - That was Isabella.
印版在數鈔室
She says the plates are in the soft count room.
你不是說意莎吧 你瘋了?
I know you didn't just say Isabella.Are you crazy, man?
那女人又來陷害你了 不 我要去看看
- That girl is setting you up again. - No. I'm gonna find out.
不 等等
No, wait, man.
到處是保安 你要聲東擊西
There's security all over. If you're gonna do this, you need a distraction.
我去引開注意 你伺機行事
So keep your eye on me, and you'll know when to make your move.
好 一言為定
- Good. - Cool.
手氣好嗎?玩玩吧
- Come on, big eight! - Come on, Tex!
擲了 擲吧 牛仔 擲粒好骰 擲得好
Hey, hey, hey! Good roll, man!
這張枱很旺啊!我也想贏點錢 我加入
This table's hot! I want some of this money. Get me in this game.
我要減肥百事和辣雞翼
Let me have a Diet Pepsi and some hot wings.
十萬元 玩吧!我要贏點錢
- 100,000. Give him the chips. - Let's play! I'm gonna get some!
每個籌碼多少
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's this?
500個籌碼 先生
$500 chips, sir
我是黑人你就給我五百元細籌碼?
You gave me $500 chips 'cause I'm black?
不 先生 我只是以為…
No, sir. I did not. I just assumed that...
你以為黑人只玩得起五百元籌碼
You assumed that a brother comin' in here can only afford $500 a roll
是那個意思嗎?不 我完全沒那個意思
- Is that it? - No, I didn't think that at all, sir.
你種族歧視? 不 我不是
- You a racist? - No, I'm not, sir.
那為何人人都有一千元的籌碼?
How come everybody else around table got $1,000 chips
怎會這樣?無心之失 無心之失?!
- How did that happen? - It just happened. I'm sorry.
簡直過份 我道歉 以為我們受了362年奴役…
This is crazy. You think my people suffered 362 years of slavery...
我像黑奴佐治嗎?
Do I look like Chicken George to you?
不像 那他媽的為什麼?!
- You do not. - What the hell is that?
我不知道 你冷靜一點 你該過去數一數
- I think you should calm down. - I think you should go count something.
快 我只想要公平對待 過份嗎?
Hurry up. I just want to be treated fairly. Is that too much to ask?
不 過份嗎?
- No. - Is that too much to ask?
九號枱有麻煩
I got a problem on table nine.
為何沒黑人表演?黑人不夠好嗎?
Why are no black people performing in this hotel? We aingt good enough?
萊納烈治今晚演出
We got Lionel Richie performing here tonight.
他已不是黑人很久了
Lionel Richie aingt been black since the Commodores, man.
其他呢?天娜端納和她老公呢?
What about Peaches and Herb? Gladys Knight and the Pips?
他們可複合呀 真過份
Ike and Tina? They can get back together. This is crazy.
先生 何不冷靜一下 贏點錢盡興一下?
Sir, why don't you calm down, win some money and have some fun?
冷什麼靜!我討厭你老叫我冷靜!
I aingt calming down no more! I'm sick of you trying to calm me down.
有麻煩 上
We got a problem. Go.
我有個夢想
I have a dream...
希望白人和黑人
that white people and black people...
甚至中國人可以同枱賭錢
and even Chinese people can gamble together...
籌碼一樣!
without getting different chips!
哈利路亞
Hallelujah!
對嗎?看在兄弟份上 我們擲骰吧
Hold it. In the spirit of brotherhood, let's just play craps, man.
來 開始 來!
Come on. Let's go. Come on!
弊!
Oh, shit.
抓住他 住手
Get him! Stop!
李督察 這是顆櫻桃炸彈
Inspector Lee, this is a ying-tao grenade.
如果你不聽話的話
Please follow me.
只要我輕輕一按
Or I'll push this detonator,
你32顆頑皮的牙就會砰進你的腦袋
and blow your 32 teeth into your brain.
六點
Winner.
正 正 正!
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
誰摸我屁股?
I feel good. Who put their hand on my butt?
再來呀 把骰給我 我贏了多少?
Do it again. Give me that. How much I win?
二十萬 先生
200,000, sir.
好
All right.
再來一局 我要擲七點
This seven I'm about to roll...
是為孟德拉坐的廿七年冤獄而擲的
is for the 27 years Mandela spent in that prison and couldn't get justice...
他吃盡苦頭
and took all that crap.
所以我不會擲輸 這是為孟德拉而擲的!
That's why I aingt gonna crap out. This one is for Mandela!
七點 七點贏
A winner. Seven.
出去
Out.
試想像有一種生意 人人給你錢
Imagine a business where people hand you money...
你給他們的回報……卻完全是零
and you hand them back absolutely nothing.
這就是真正的美國夢
Now, that's the real American dream.
托幾片金屬的福
Thanks to a few pieces of metal...
加上美國最漂亮的海關人員
and a most beautiful U.S. Customs agent...
我東山複出了
I'm back in business.
李 看看你
Look at you, Lee.
你的樣子笑死人
You look ridiculous.
你知你本來無須淪落至此的
You know it didn't have to be like this.
真遺憾
It's too bad.
有其父必有其子
Like father, like son.
老闆 他去頂樓了
He's headed for the penthouse.
看看這個蠢老怪
Look at this old fool.
他以為自己幹嘛?
What does he think he's doing?
要找一個可靠而忠心的拍檔
I tell you, it's almost impossible to find a partner...
幾乎是不可能的
that is trustworthy and loyal.
李 同意嗎?
Don't you agree, Lee?
停止下注 大家買定離手
Everything stays on the table. Don't nobody touch it. You understand?
四點
Winner, four high.
下來 先生
- Yes! - Come on, sir.
拿下他 別讓他大吵大鬧
Tell them to get rid of Lee's friend.
給我換現金 請先下來
- Cash me out. - Sir, get off the table.
非常謝謝 不用客氣
Thank you very much.
拍檔最麻煩是……他們會死
The trouble with partners is, they die.
你也會
As will you.
玩開心點
Have fun.
再過幾分鐘你就會主動叫我按這個
After I'm through with you you'll be begging me to push this button.
別動!美國特工組!你們被拘捕了
Don't move! U.S. Secret Service! You're under arrest.
他們會護送你去出納部
These gentlemen will escort you to the cashier.
好 以免有錢白人攔途截劫 走吧
Good, 'cause I don't want to get jumped by these rich white folks. Let's go.
謝謝你們 安全第一
I appreciate this, fellas. You never can be too safe.
什麼鬼…?
What the...
不好意思 痛嗎?
I'm sorry, man. Did that hurt?
喂 你!別動
Hey, you! Hold it!
你沒事吧? 你覺得怎樣?
You okay?
黑人贏大錢你們就眼紅了!
Black man get on a roll, y'all start tripping.
冷靜點 放鬆
- Y'all get back! - Calm down!
把棍放下
- Drop the stick.
李 你去了哪?我贏了大錢啊!
Where you been, Lee? I been on a roll, man!
你發生了什麼事?
What happened to you, man?
你口裡的光是什麼?
What's that light in your mouth?
老兄 大事不妙
Oh, man, this can't be good.
讓開!別擋路好嗎?
Move! Would you get out of my way?
你有何不妥?
What's wrong with you?
你發生了什麼事?
What happened to you, man?
你為何不跟我說口裡有炸彈?
Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?
我有說! 不 你沒說!
- I did! - No, you didn't!
我說"唔"! 媽的"唔"是啥意思?
- I said "Mmm!" - What the hell is "Mmm"?
鄧力奇沒有死 我們要去那頂樓
Ricky Tan's still alive. We have to get to the penthouse.
鄧力奇已經死了
Ricky Tan dead.
你胡說什麼?
What you talking about?
你去找力奇 我來對付她
Lee. Go after Ricky, man. I got this.
卡達 去 我收拾這裡
- Carter... - Just go, man. I got this.
這次我不會因你是女人手下留情
I'm not gonna hold back on you this time just because you're a woman.
我會當你是男人
I'm gonna pretend you're a man.
一個身材完美的俊男
A very beautiful man with a perfect body...
我會約他看戲的
who I'd like to take to the movies.
這一招不懂吧?埃及拳
You don't know nothing about this, do you? Egyptian style, girl.
想試嚇嗎?來吧
You want some of this? Come on.
放馬過來!
Bring it on!
你沒事吧? 我沒事
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
你要療傷
You need help.
我不知道你到底是哪方的
I didn't know which side you were on.
現在你知道了
Well, now you know.
你有何不妥?
What's wrong with you, woman?
你好香啊
Mmm, you smell good.
謝謝你 佛蘭克林 謝謝
Thank you, Benjamin. Thank you.
我倆本是天生一對 地設一雙
We could have been a good couple. We could have had something special.
可惜你是個癲婆!
But you one crazy-ass bitch!
美國人真愛賭博 對嗎 榮先生?
Americans love to gamble, don't they, Mr. Reign?
我從不賭博
I never gamble.
我要提早結束我倆的交易
Oh, I'm cutting our deal short.
那我的印版呢?
And my plates?
印版歸我 相信你不會反對吧
The plates stay with me. I'm sure you won't have a problem with that.
我很喜歡你那個
I enjoyed that little story you told...
龍和寶藏的故事
about the dragon and the treasure.
我媽媽常跟我說那故事
My mother used to tell it to me all the time.
你知那故事的寓意嗎?
Do you know the moral of that story?
貪得無厭沒好下場
Greed will imprison us all.
我討厭迷信的胡說八道
I hate that fortune-cookie shit.
就像你爸爸一樣
Just like your father.
我本來真的想幫他
I really did try to help him, you know.
跟他分贓
To share with him.
令你生活過得好一點
To make your life better.
可惜他太軟弱了
But he was too weak.
太害怕轉變 把印版給我
- Too afraid of change. - Give me the plates.
你完了 我不相信
- It's over. - I don't think it's over.
這國家到處都是賭場
There are casinos all over this country.
李 我可以令你發達
I can make you a very rich man, Lee.
不要重蹈你爸爸的覆轍
Don't make the same mistake your father did.
你碰那槍的話 我便殺了你
If you reach for that gun, I'll kill you.
你不記得嗎? 我已經死了
Don't you remember? I'm already dead.
力奇 你好嗎?
Hey, Ricky. How you doing?
李 你似乎已控制大局了
Lee, I see you got everything under control.
我去…天!
I'm gonna go downstairs and... Goddamn!
榮怎麼了?想知道你爸爸是怎樣死的嗎?
- What happened to Reign? - Shall I tell you how your father died?
等等
Hey, hey. Wait one second, Lee.
不值得殺他 他騙你罷了
It aingt worth it, man. He trying to trick you.
別太過份 他從不會貪生怕死
- Don't go too far, now. - He never begged for his life...
也不肯同流合污 把槍放下
- or tried to make a deal. - Put the gun down.
我開槍前那片刻 他只懇求我…
All he asked me, just seconds before I pulled the trigger...
…答應他不殺你
was that I promise not to kill you.
真可憐
Oh, he was so pathetic.
媽的 他太過份了 開槍吧!
Oh, hell, no. He went too far. Shoot his ass right now, Lee!
你打算怎樣?
What are you gonna do?
你只需要扳掣 呯!
All you got to do is pull that trigger back and bam!
你打算餘生像你爸爸一樣躲藏麼?
Are you going to spend the rest of your life hiding like your father?
別讓他那樣說你爸爸 開槍!
Man, don't let him talk about your daddy like that. Shoot him, Lee.
你做不到吧?你做得到的
- You can't do it, can you? - Yes, hell, you can, Lee.
這裡只有我們 殺死他吧 一如我所料
- Aingt nobody up here but us. - Just as I thought.
他用激脹法 開槍!
He trying to punk you. Shoot him!
不開槍也"功夫"他屁股啊 卡達
If you aingt gonna shoot him, kung fu his ass or something.
媽的 李 好腳法
Damn! Good kick, Lee.
那是意外
It was an accident.
沒問題 我們說他想截的士好了
That's okay. We'll just say he tried to catch a cab.
你手中的是…?媽的 不!
What's that in your... Oh, hell, no.
你這王八旦…
Lady, you listen to me right now.
快放下那炸彈 關掉它!我們要跳出去!
- Put that bomb down and turn it off! - Carter, we have to jump!
你瘋了 我才不跳!
You crazy. I aingt jumping.
用你的外套吧 關掉炸彈!
- Use your jacket! - Hey, turn that bomb off!
癲婆…
Crazy-ass...
好彩!
That wasn't so bad.
我一萬八千哩飛來陷入這屎!
I cannot believe I flew 10,000 miles for this shit.
李探員 我不想承認
Detective Lee, I hate to admit it...
不過……美國特工組真的很感激你
but the United States Secret Service is indebted to you.
謝謝你 謝謝
- Thank you. - Thank you.
機上見
I'll see you on board.
我也想多謝你
I want to thank you too.
跟你合作很愉快
It was nice working with you.
我見到了
I saw that.
你這狡猾的混旦 她吻了你吧?
You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she?
你也很酷啊 頭也不回 我鐘意
You played it cool, too, walking away and not looking back. I like that.
對 我是玩家
Yeah. I'm a player.
她飛去哪? 紐約
- Where is she headed? - She's going to New York.
你的閘口在那邊?
- Is that your gate down there? - Yep.
我的閘口在這邊
Well, I'm this way.
那表示我們要分手了 大概是
- Guess that means good-bye. - I guess so.
謝謝你 卡達
Thank you, Carter.
保重
Take good care of yourself, Lee.
卡達
- Oh, Carter. - Yeah, Lee?
什麼事
What's up?
我有東西想給你
There is something I want you to have.
你爸爸的警章 我不能要
No. This is your daddy's badge. I can't take that, man. No way.
沒關係 我終於可放下它
It's okay. No. Finally, I can let it go.
謝謝你
Thank you, man. Hey.
知道嗎?我也有東西給你
You know what? I got something for you too.
一萬元 今早在凱撒賭場贏的 手風仍順!
I got it at the tables this morning at Caesar's. I'm still hot.
我不能要 別擔心 我還有很多
- I can't take this. - Don't worry. I got a lot more.
拿去 好好享受一下 不 我不能要它
- Go ahead. Enjoy yourself. - No, Carter. I can't have this.
暫時放下員警的包袱去享樂一下吧
Would you stop acting like a cop for one second and live it up?
你一定有心頭好
There got to be something you want. Come on.
想一想吧
Think about it.
飛往紐約的401號班機最後召集
This is the final boarding call for Flight 44 to La Guardia.
我一直想去麥迪森廣場看籃球
I always wanted to go to Madison Square Garden, see the Knicks play.
紐約市?頭等
- New York City? - First class.
廣場酒店?也許吃點木須肉?
- The Plaza Hotel? - Maybe a little mu shu?
最好不過 那麼 你意下如何?
- Amen to that, brother. - So, what do you say?
你知嗎?我大可再攞一次假
You know what, man? I can use another vacation.
開機 我們走吧
- Action! - Let's go!
他沒事吧?
- You all right? - Is he okay?
成龍沒事吧?成龍總是沒事的
- Jackie, you okay? - Jackie always okay.
這是猶太餐嗎? 是的 先生
- Is this the kosher meal? - Yes, sir. That's our kosher meal.
這叫什麼名字? 魚丸凍
- What's the name of it? - Gefilte.
魚丸凍 魚丸凍
- Gefilte fish. - "Filk" fish.
煙三文魚圈餅 我最喜歡的
Lox and bagels. It's my favorite.
這東西叫什麼名字? 魚丸凍
- What's the name of this stuff? - Gefilte fish.
魚丸凍 這魚叫什麼名字? 魚丸凍
"Gefilke" fish... What's the name of this fish?
你知道這是什麼嗎?
You know what this is? What is it?
魚丸凍
- Gefilte fish. - It's "filte" fish.
魚丸凍 要吃點我的魚丸凍嗎?
"Filte" fish. You want some of my "filte" fish?
要吃點…?它叫什麼?
You want any of this... What's the name of the fish?
魚丸凍! 魚丸凍?對不起啊
Gefilte fish! All right. Okay.
你要講:"我最喜歡的"我其實不喜歡
- Gefilte fish. I love this stuff. - I really don't.
全世界黑人都吃這個
You have black people all over the world eating this.
誰會吃圈餅?我可以吃魚丸凍嗎?
Who eats lox and bagels? I'll have some "gilte" fish.
小姐!成龍 踢門
Lady! Jackie, kick it.
好了 傑士德加
Okay. Chris Tucker!
成龍 踢門 又叫成龍?
- Jackie, kick it. - Jackie again?
我們倒想見識見識 成龍?
We'd love to see that. Wouldn't we love to see that, Jackie?
成龍 我們倒想見識見識
Jackie, we'd like to see that.
成龍 我們倒想見識見識
Now, Jackie, wouldn't we love to see that?
他的名字是李 媽的! 李 我們…
- His name is Lee, goddamn it. - Lee, we would love to see that.
我們倒想見識見識 是嗎?
We would love to see that, wouldn't we, Lee?
你一定有心頭好 我一直想去廣場麥迪森…
- There's gotta be something you want. - I always want to go to Sw...
我一直想去廣場…
I always want to go to Scra...
我一直夢想去廣場麥頓…
I always dreamed to "Square Marden."
我一直想去…
I always wanted to...
現在我不能集中了
Now I'm gone. Now I'm nervous.
我很緊張 每次說到廣場就緊張
Every "garden," I'm nervous. Madison Square Garden.
我一直想去廣麥迪森…
I always wanted to go to this Madison...
很多人追我們 他們當然會追…
- There are a lot of men chasing us. - As well there should be.
你這麼英俊 我沒女友也會追你
'Cause you're a very good-looking man. If I didn't have a girlfriend...
我會放你在浴缸
I'd take a run at you, put you in a bubble bath...
給你水泡 拍你屁股
and put some water wings on you and spank your little bottom.
但聽著 我們現在要這樣
But listen. Here's what we do, guys. Easy, easy.
鎮定點!你笑我 小心我帶你回家罰你
Look, you're giggling at me. I'll take you home and just punish you.
你們兩個我都要
I need both of you.
你這狡猾的混旦 她吻了你吧?
You sly devil, you. She kissed you, didn't she?
我鐘意
- Yeah. - I like that.
等等
Oh. Hold on.
誰打來的?
- Who's calling? - Hello?
喂?我在拍戲
Hello? I'm filming, man.
我在拍戲 七點鐘再打來
Call me back at 7:00. I'm filming.
我在拍戲 瞪著成龍 再打來吧
I'm looking Jackie Chan dead in his eye. Call me back.
再打來吧 你專業嗎?拍戲不關電話?
- Call me back. - Are you a professional? We are filming.
不 你不能跟成龍說話 不行!
- You turn on your phone? - No, you can't speak to Jackie Chan.
成龍 他們想跟你說話
No! They want to speak to you, Jackie.
對不起
- Hello? - I'm sorry about this.
我們在拍戲
We are filming right now!
你不好意思?你浪費我們的菲林
You're sorry? You wasted all our film!
晚點打來吧 七點鐘
Call me back later. 7:00.
媽的!他不會在 尖峰時刻3 出現了
Damn! He aingt gonna be in Rush Hour 3.