Last time on Total Drama revenge of the island
13 new competitors were blown away by this year's challenges. They were treated to an early morning swim
Said hello to the islands wildlife
and did some totem surfing
Explosive
In the end Staci's team got so sick of her non-stop tall tales that they sent her packing
Hurl of shame style
Who'll go home next and how much pain can I put them through first find out right now on total
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revenge of the island
Really?
Oh no!
Will you keep it down?
If I don't get my beauty sleep I'll lose it
Yes, because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love
Who told you that? My therapist?
I see people's auras and it looks like someone threw up on yours
Oh go eat a worm
Uh, No thanks
Hey man, what's with all the dirt?
Oh, Just had an early-morning makeout session with one of the honey.
Shadoozy! Which one?
Um...
Screaming
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell
You kissed a gentleman?
All right. I was out looking for that hidden immunity idol. Not that they need to know. It's all part of my strategy
Let my team lose so the maggots develop a false sense of security before I pick them off!
Knocking
Occupied!
Hey!
How'd you sneak that in?
Easy! I stuck it in my pouffe
These young whipper-snappers with all their yammering and tomfoolery.
Oh, come on Chester. Keep it down.
Fine! For now.
I had a hard time falling asleep
It was my first night outside, my bubble
But finally, I recreated it with my sleeping bag and I was out like that! What an adventure!
As the only soldier here with any military training I've definitely got a winning edge
My biggest competition is probably Jo. Yeah, good thing we're on the same team
Like my drill sergeant always says; keep your enemies close and your rivals closer
Wait, I did that wrong. Keep your family close and your enemy at arm's length
No, no, no, hold on
Just did my morning 5k run, you?
8k.
I mean, I did an 8k warm up then 5k a full sprint
My entire run was uphill
Yeah? Uphill with my eyes shut
I ran backwards with earplugs
Why earplugs?
I don't know!
Team maggot is lucky to have us we won the challenge yesterday. We'll carry them all the way to victory
I'll carry them to victory
Just being nice. So that aptly-named clump of cadet meat will be loyal but when the time comes
Ow
Splinter! Oh you little-
Up and at em my little morning glories
It's time for today's challenge!
What? But lightning hasn't had his DPA!
Huh?
Daily protein allotment, duh
And I haven't had enough beauty sleep.
Come on, you look-
Great sons of Orion!
You can catch up on your sleep after the challenge right this way to the bay of dismay
Aw
Hey! It's me, we're going to some bay- Hey!
Contraband! Now it's mine!
Confiscators keepers! Come on your humiliation awaits!
Bay of dismay yikes sounds like one of those fight locations and total warriors 2
You like action movies? If you're into ultimate kickboxing, I may have to marry you
Hey Dakota, sorry about before I was just so taken by your beautiful...nostrils
Nostrils? Nostrils?!
Thanks, I like your...
Uh...
Can I get back to you on that?
I hope this isn't another physical challenge. I'd prefer something a little more academic. mental
I bet you do toothpick. I'm surprised your scrawny neck can even support that giant head.
My greatest strengths are mental!
Well you're mental if you think you can win total drama without getting physical. Just stay out of my way
So what do you think the challenge is gonna be?
You don't talk much do you?
Welcome to the getting to know you trivia game challenge! Everyone strapped in all nice and snug?
Too snug. It's cutting into my shoulders.
Yeah, children size harnesses will do that
Laughs
I'll be asking our players embarrassing personal questions and I mean
Majorly humiliating
If the player I'm talking about hits the poorly wired buzzer and owns their humiliation before the time runs out,
their team gets a point, first team to five wins part one and a distinct advantage in part two
But if no one owns up this happens
There's some kind of two-legged shark monster down there!
You mean Fang?
Yeah, it turns out toxic waste can mess with stuff underwater too. Who knew?
Better them than us
Anywho
If a team gets dunked their opponents can steal by guessing which dunkee is guilty guess right and you get a point
Guess wrong and this happens
Now that we understand the rules let's start the game
To the rats, now listen carefully who did this on the one and only date they ever had?
Fart noise
Laughter
Where did you get that?
Who wet their pants on the first and last day of school?
Whoa one of us is a pants wetter?
He who sweats it, wets it. Team before pride maggot
Ow! Fine it was me
And it's one all!
Thanks brick, I know that must have been tough
Rats, whose first name is really Beverly?
That's not an embarrassing question! Who cares if a girl's real name is Beverly
Correct! Beverly
Rats get the point, but I would have preferred a verbal response
But B never talks just look at his aura
Don't care, so as a quick punishment
No! Wait for me!
Ow! What the, a shark tooth?
Thanks for leaving me down there team you can win this stupid challenge without me
If he's not playing, I'm not either
Uh, Since I've already been humiliated, can I go?
Okay, everyone just settle down
I'm with Anne Maria, we should stop. Not that I've got any secrets to hide
Sit down are pointy. I'm not losing this game
Whoa. Take it easy
Hey! Host talking here, I decide when the challenge is over
Whatever, I'm out of here
Not until we win.
Hey! It's me!
Yeah, I'm using my backup phone
Anne Maria: Don't tell me what to do butt-less! Brick: Permission to take a tactical retreat sir?
Alright! Shut it!
Thanks to that pathetic digression. Now, we don't have enough time to finish this challenge
Happy?
All but Jo Yeah!
Jo: Quitters
Well you won't be happy for long!
Come back after the break for an all-new challenge from which there is no escape
and in the meantime
Thank goodness the challenge ended before Chris could ask me an embarrassing question
Let me guess, 'Who needs their diaper changed?'
I haven't worn a diaper since I was 11!
The challenge is over, you don't have to keep humiliating yourself.
No, please, go on or does baby need his bottle?
I have just enough right to be here you do and I'll prove it in the next challenge. You'll see
Why did I say that. Why?
This is the longest I've ever gone without playing a video game my hands feel so empty
Chris is such a jerk. I could have sent like 600 texts by now!
Wow, we have a lot in common.
Why would you say something like that to me?
No, no! I meant about the tech withdrawal. Trust me. You're nothing like me otherwise
Aw thanks!
Chris sure did a number on our team. He took away Sam and Dakota's lucky gadgets right before the big game
Aw man! This stinks
Man, Chris shoulda let lightning be a team of one. Lightning's used to carrying his teams back home
But at least those guys can actually play the game not like this bunch of losers
Welcome players! Now that you're all here, it's time for part two of todays challenge!
The mad skills obstacle course.
The relay race begins with a mad dash from the kickstart. Forget coffee. If this baby doesn't get you going, nothing will
Then it's off to the race against time. That is the Cannonball run!
Over to my personal fave
Wrecking ball ally. Hurts so good
And moving on we head to the gangplank, complete with rabid mutant beavers
Followed by, the bouncy agony of double trouble!
And finally, the grand slam, where you'll use ropes to swing into the giant baseball mitt while avoiding those deadly bats
Piece of cake.
Oh! And as you may remember I said that the winning team from part one would have a distinct advantage in part two
But there was no winner.
Yeah. Don't remind me. The losing team was gonna wear snazzy specs while competing. But since we never actually finished the competition
I've decided that
Everybody has to wear them.
Hey, what's with the grandpa glasses? We won't be able to see anything wearing these
Dork-tacular goggles won't make part two easy or attractive, but it can be done. In theory
Competitors take your positions!
First up, at the kickstart it's lightning against Anne Maria
Then, it's Dawn versus Brick versus the cannonballs
Scott faces Joe in wrecking ball alley
B is up against Zoey at the gangplank
Sam and Mike will battle Double Trouble
And Dakota will fight Cameron for the grand slam
First team to finish wins the whole shebang and the other team loses a member tonight
Since it's a relay race you'll need something to pass your mascots!
Oh intern!
Team rat get to meet rat and team maggot gets a mutant maggot
Ew! It's a what?
And go!
And lightning gets the boot!
Screaming
Anne Maria takes the early lead
Here!
Sir! Yes sir!
Yeah, I got it going on. Woah-
Ow!
SHABAM!
Go creepy girl! Go!
The rats take the lead! Or not
Anybody wanna swap?
Whats that? Duck now?
Laughter
Wow, we're in the lead? Great. Nice and slow, all the way to last place.
Right little guy?
Screaming
Faster soggy pants go go go
Durr- Here's your cat
Who's my good freak who's my good little freak there there little guy
Uncle Scotty kept you safe and sound. Oh
Do you want this? Why didn't you say so Beverly?
And in a surprisingly touching move B extends the rats lead
Aw come on!
Go, go!
Yes! Go B! Lay it on me
Dakota! Take it!
Ok! Ready!
No! Come back!
Here!
Got it!
Music
Okay, I'm going
Okay Mike, it's just some jumps over an area you can barely see. You can do this, come on
Wrong! Only one person can do this! Svetlana! The olympic queen of gymnastics!
Whoa, Mike unveils a secret skill and the maggots retake the lead
Svetlana? Mike! How did you do that?
Huh? Uh, do what?
Here you go
Here!
Ew can you at least wipe it off
Yes
I've never felt so alive!
I'm a dead man
Please let me go
I said let me go!
Sorry, but I did tell you to stop
Well Dakota fans, here goes nothing
Screaming
Dakota! Over here!
Sorriso per noi!
Smile for us! Beautiful!
Finally. Hi!
You're just in time for my, uh, mud bath!
No ignore them and swing, swing!
Velocity times mass times wind speed
Screaming
The maggots win!
To the maggots, the spoils. McLean brand soap shampoo and conditioner guaranteed to wash off the stink
Stink!
Rats, see you at the elimination ceremony.
I can't believe this! Lightning is on a team of losers
Come on winning isn't everything
Oh! And as for Dakota's annoying entourage. Chef?
Um. Rude
Alright guys Dakota's gotta go. She's only in it for the photo op. Oh, hang on guys
I mean sure she's easily distracted but she's also a tenth level hottie not that that's important or anything. Let's give her a chance
A great darkness is surrounding Dakota if she stays on the island disaster will befall her!
Shaplease. I think you should all get the boot after today's performance
Ready?
Everyone gets a marshmallow even the loser, but that's one marshmallow
You do not want to eat to the votes the following people are safe lightning
Dawn
Scott and Sam
Which leaves Dakota and Bev
What?
And the marshmallow of loserdom goes to...
Dakota
No! This has to be a mistake!
I didn't get my spin-off series yet!
No!
Man I can't believe Dakota's gone. I was ready to repeatedly ask her out and get turned down all season
Any last words before you ride the hurl of shame Dakota
Um. Yeah. First of all-
Screaming
It was a rhetorical question
Two hurls down, 11 to go. Who will be eliminated next? Tune in and find out on
Total Drama: Revenge of the island!