在拍摄过程中没有动物或鸟类受到伤害 No animals or bird were harmed during film shoot
影片中的人物和事件纯属虚构 并非有意为之 Characters and incidents in the film are pure imaginary not intentional
2012 2012
嘿 Arjun -你好 妈妈 Hey, Arjun! - Hello, mom!
早上好 -你怎么了 Good morning. - What happened to you?
你还好吗 -好吧 你为什么会怀疑 Are you fine? - Fine, why did you get that doubt?
发现你一大早就醒了 Finding you awake so early in the morning.
如果你对此感到震惊 If you're shocked for this,
我现在要告诉你的事你会有多震惊 how much more you'd get shocked what I'm going to tell you now?
你好男孩 Hello boy!
考试上午10点开始 对吗 你早上7点半就来了 Exam starts at 10 am, right? You've come so early by 7.30 am.
如果我呆在家里 紧张气氛会加剧的 叔叔 If I stay in home, tension will increase, uncle.
这就是我上大学的原因 That's why I'm in college.
上帝 帮我通过这次考试 God! Help me pass this exam.
你为什么这么兴奋 Why are you so excited?
已经积压了9篇论文 对吧 Already have backlog of 9 papers, right?
如果你这次考试不及格 就得10分 仅此而已 If you fail this paper, it'll be 10, that's all.
不管怎样 你一定和我一样 Anyway, you must be like me.
从昨天早上到晚上 我学习了一整天热力学 From yesterday morning to night, I studied thermodynamics all day.
我们去年学过热力学了 伙计 Hey, we finished thermodynamics last year, man.
今天 它是纯粹的力学 嗯 Today, it is pure mechanics. - Eh?
如果你不学习一整年 在考试前学习10分钟 Without studying all through year, if you study 10 minutes before exam,
你会取得好成绩吗 will you score good marks?
请进 学生们 Please come in, students.
早上好 女士 Good morning, madam.
女士 早上好 Madam...good morning.
早上好 Good morning.
时间到了 女士 请您交卷 Time is up, if you give question paper, madam...
他从来没有准时上课 但是他怎么考试却来得早呢 He never attends class on time, but how come he has come early for exam?
哦 上帝 去年也是这样 Oh God! Last year too it happened just like this.
我在学习 你在吃饭 I was studying and you were eating.
我们忘记考试了 We forgot to take exam.
我们今年至少要参加考试 Let's take exam at least this year.
好吧 我现在做不到 Okay, I can't do it now.
你怎么了 What happened to you?
别紧张 女士 Take it easy, madam.
即使我写 也浪费纸张 Even if I write, waste of paper.
你总是告诉我们的 对吧 You always tell us, right?
节约纸张 节约树木 诸如此类 对吧 Save paper, save trees, something like that, right?
我将听从你的建议 I'm going to follow your advice.
作为这个星球上一个负责任的公民 我决定退出这次考试 As a responsible citizen of this planet, I'm quitting this exam.
我的命运 My fate!
额外的 嗯 Additional! - Eh?
另外 女士 嗯 Additional, madam. - Eh?
额外的 Additional!
你是在写问题的答案还是在写考卷 Are you writing answers of questions or writing imposition of question paper?
呃 Eh...
三个 Three...
女士 Madam!
已经完成了吗 -好了 女士 Already finished? - Done, madam.
很好 坐那儿 Good, sit there.
我有急事要走 I need to go urgently.
还剩40分钟 去坐吧 Still 40 minutes time left, go and sit.
女士 我要参加一个婚礼 Madam, I need to attend a marriage.
如果你错过了婚礼 你可以参加婚宴 If you miss marriage, you can attend reception.
如果我不去 婚姻就会被取消 女士 Oh, if I don't go, marriage would get cancelled, madam.
为什么 Why?
我是新郎 女士 I'm the bridegroom, madam!
你打三节的时候我就怀疑了 I got doubt when you tied three knots.
那是为了练习 That was for practice...
你长得真像我姐姐 You look just like my elder sister.
保佑我 足够 起床了 Bless me. - Enough...get up.
好的 走吧 Okay, go.
愿一切都好 All the best.
朋友们 今天晚上7点 我们在Tabla餐厅聚会吧 Guys, today evening at 7 pm, let's party in Tabla Restaurant.
你们都跟我来 女士 你也加入我们吧 All you join me. Madam, you too join us.
和你男朋友 -嘿 With your boyfriend. - Hey...
也祝福我 -为什么是你 Bless me too. - Why you?
你也要结婚了吗 Are you also getting married?
他要结婚了 我得作为证人去签字 He's getting married, I've to go to sign as witness.
为什么你需要祝福呢 Why do you need blessings for that?
我的意思是如果事情完全颠倒 走出困境 I mean if things turn upside down there, to get out of the trouble.
好的 走吧 -谢谢你 女士 Okay, go. - Thank you, madam.
嗯 还有人需要我的祝福吗 Eh! Anyone else needs my blessings?
超级 Super!
多蒂新郎风格太棒了 Dhoti groom style is super...
丝绸衬衫超级 Silk shirt is super...
脸颊上的斑点超级 Dot on cheek is super...
我可以穿着新郎的礼服自拍吗 May I take a selfie in groom's finery...
我一直都很亢奋 Already I'm always hyper...
此外 这是一个快乐的场合 Moreover this is happy occasion...
我的速度计不肯停 My speedometer is refusing to stop...
我无法赶上喷气机的速度 I'm unable to catch up myself going at jet speed...
这一天不会再来了 This day will not come again in life...
这就是为什么我对它如此着迷 That's why I'm so crazy about it...
全速前进 像马一样飞奔 At full throttle, racing away like a horse...
我会追上你 宝贝 I'll catch with you, baby...
我以100公里的速度过来 I'm coming at 100 kilometers speed...
我给你带了结婚花环 I'm bringing marriage garland for you...
心在弹奏结婚乐队 四周都是疯狂的庆祝 Heart is playing marriage band, with crazy celebrations all around...
愿我像你一样嫁给满月 May I marry the full moon like you...
这是歌舞的节日 摇滚表演 It's festivities of song and dance... Rock the show...
就像喝了满满一瓶酒一样激动 每个人都很激动 Thrilling as if had a full bottle... Everyone is thrilled..
让生活充满幸福 愿我与你分享 Filling up the life with happiness, may I share it with you...
多蒂新郎风格太棒了 Dhoti groom style is super...
丝绸衬衫超级 Silk shirt is super...
脸颊上的斑点超级 Dot on cheek is super...
我可以穿着新郎的礼服自拍吗 May I take a selfie in groom's finery...
看来加巴·辛格的电影很棒 It seems Gabbar Singh film is excellent.
但是交通太拥挤了 But traffic too heavy.
电影可以开始了 -已经看过几遍了 对吧 Film may start. - Already watched it few times, right?
新结婚了吗 Newly married?
是的 老板 Yes, boss.
我一小时后就要结婚了 I'm also getting married in an hour, you know?
老板 你说还有一个小时 你再考虑考虑吧 Boss, you say there's an hour, why don't you think over it again?
看着手中的手表 Look at the hands of the wrist watch...
它跑得很快 就像一个超速的自行车轮子 It is running fast like a speeding bike wheel...
急着去见你 Rushing to meet you...
情绪不愿降温 以极快的速度 The mood is refusing to cool... Going at breakneck speed...
我将登上超级飞机降落在你身边 亲爱的 I'll board super flight to land near you, my darling...
办完手续后 我将带你同机度蜜月 Completing the formalities, I'll take you on honeymoon in the same flight...
百公里速度 Hundred kilometers speed...
速度 Speed...
我以100公里的速度过来 I'm coming at 100 kilometers speed...
我给你带了结婚花环 I'm bringing marriage garland for you...
心在弹奏结婚乐队 四周都是疯狂的庆祝 Heart is playing marriage band, with crazy celebrations all around...
愿我像你一样嫁给满月 May I marry the full moon like you...
这是歌舞的节日 摇滚表演 It's festivities of song and dance... Rock the show...
就像喝了满满一瓶酒一样激动 每个人都很激动 Thrilling as if had a full bottle... Everyone is thrilled..
让生活充满幸福 愿我与你分享 Filling up the life with happiness, may I share it with you...
多蒂新郎风格太棒了 Dhoti groom style is super...
丝绸衬衫超级 Silk shirt is super...
脸颊上的斑点超级 Dot on cheek is super...
我可以穿着新郎的礼服自拍吗 May I take a selfie in groom's finery...
嘿 你在那里 -下午好 先生 Hey you there! - Good afternoon, sir.
你好 先生 Greetings, sir.
一场婚姻正在内部进行 A marriage is going on inside,
下一个是你的 准备好安排 next is yours, be ready with arrangements.
好的 先生 -谢谢 先生 Okay, sir. - Thanks, sir.
你想吃东西吗 Would you like to eat?
讨厌的东西 他是谁 -我的朋友 Yuck! Who is he? - My friend.
为了祈福 他们会带来圣牛而不是水牛 For auspicious function, they bring holy cow not buffalo.
该死的美食家 因为你 我们总是挨骂 Bloody foodie! We always get the stick because of you.
顺便问一下 那个女孩在哪儿 By the way, where's the girl?
阿伊莎 哦 是的 阿伊莎 Ayesha! - Oh! Yes, Ayesha!
我在问 她为什么还没来 I'm asking, why hasn't she come yet?
她马上就到 She'll be on the way.
婚姻会在午餐前结束吗 还是要我也叫午餐 Would marriage get over before lunch or want me to order lunch also?
嘿 阿伊莎在这里 Hey, Ayesha is here!
是吗 Eh?
谢谢你 儿子 Thanks, son.
受欢迎的 Welcome.
儿子 请帮我一把 啊 好的 来了 Son, please give me hand. - Ah...okay, come.
请过来 Please come.
谢谢你 儿子 Thanks, son.
电话响了 但她没有接 It's ringing but she's not picking it.
她会开车过来 随时会到 She'll be driving, she'll be here any moment.
来 我们喝茶吧 Come, let's have tea.
嘿 花环在哪里 Hey, where's the garland?
我忘记把它留在那里了 Forgot and left it there.
奶奶 Grandma!
那些是我的 是的 你 Those are mine. - Yes, yours only.
我拿它怎么办 What would I do with it?
50年前我和Sidhu结婚了 I got married with Sidhu 50 years ago.
哇 感觉害羞吗 Wow! Feeling shy?
去做你的工作吧 奶奶 Go, do your work, grandma.
嘿 嗯 Hey... - Eh?
我有个想法 I've a thought.
如果你不骂我 我就告诉你 -出来 I'll tell if you don't scold me. - Come out.
他很担心她 但我觉得她不会来了 He's so anxious about her, but I feel she'll not come.
祝贺你 -谢谢 先生 Congratulations. - Thank you, sir.
您所拨打的电话占线 请稍后再拨 The number you've dialed is busy, please call after sometime.
嘿 新娘来了吗 Hey, has bride come?
她会来 -她会来吗 She'll come. - Will she come?
我们要等你多久 How long should we wait for you?
的兄弟 Brother!
雨停了 Rain has stopped.
不会再下雨了 你为什么还打着伞 It'll not rain again, why are you still holding umbrella?
先生 先生 等一下 先生 -怎么了 Sir...sir...one minute, sir. - What's it?
先生 那姑娘马上就来 The girl may come now in a minute, sir.
今天不来 明天来 何必如此匆忙 告诉他 If not today, come tomorrow, why this haste?- Tell him.
我说的对吗 阿南瑟姆 -好的 先生 你可以走了 Am I right, Anantham? - Right sir, you can go, sir.
婚姻先生 先生 -你照顾好他们 Sir...sir...marriage... - You take care of them.
好的 我会处理的 先生 Okay, I'll take care of it, sir.
还是不明白 Still didn't get it?
直到你爱上一个女孩 她才触手可及 Girls are reachable till you love them.
如果你说结婚 他们就变得遥不可及 If you say marriage, they become unreachable.
就是这样 That's it.
不知道这个事实 Ignorant of this fact,
许多男孩等了好几个月 浪费了宝贵的时间 many boys wait for many months, wasting their precious time.
为了结婚 女孩必须欺骗自己的父母 To marry, the girl must cheat her own parents,
她怎么能保证不欺骗情人呢 what's the guaranty that she'll not cheat lover also?
请照顾好你的朋友 Please take care of your friend.
否则他可能会发疯 If not he may go mad.
先生 Sir...
伙计 别担心 我支持你 Buddy, don't worry. I'm with you.
你待在这里 我去看看 You stay here, I'll go and see.
嘿 别紧张 Hey, don't get tensed.
可能失败的恋爱而不是生活 May have failed in love but not in life.
2016 2016
对不起 你进去吧 - - - - - -你好 Excuse me, you go inside. - Hello.
我9点有个约会 I've an appointment at 9!
先生 他有急事 请稍等 Sir, he has some urgent work, so, you please wait.
等待 Wait?
我四年前就明白了 I understood it 4 years ago,
没有什么比等待更有价值 there nothing more valuable than waiting,
我讨厌等待 I hate waiting!
不管怎样 我提前预约了 免得在这里等 对吧 Anyway I fixed an appointment early to avoid waiting here, right?
我疯了吗 Am I mad?
我先来 I'll go first.
打扰一下 医生 是的 Excuse me, doctor. - Yes.
这个男孩是谁 Who is this boy?
嗨 我是Arjun Hi, I'm Arjun.
我来告诉你你的问题出在哪里 I'll tell you what your problem is!
如果工作 钱包里装满了钱 It job, purse is full of money,
不是无法安然入睡 not unable to sleep peacefully.
你不会找到一个让你爱上的女孩 You'll not find a girl to fall in love.
即使你找到一个女孩 你也没有时间结婚 Even if you find a girl, you don't have time to marry.
你的手机里有数百个朋友的电话号码 You've hundreds of friends' numbers in your phone,
但你没有时间和他们说话 But you don't get time to talk to them.
虽然你和一群人在一起 但你想一个人呆着 Though you're in a group, you want to be alone.
无法容忍 你想自杀 Unable to tolerate it, you feel like killing yourself.
我说的对吗 错 Am I right? - Wrong!
我不是病人 然后呢 I'm not the patient. - Then?
的名字是张炜 Name is Kishore.
我朋友的哥哥 My friend's elder brother.
为什么像个疯子 Why is like a mad man?
废话 深废话 Crap...deep crap!
怎么了 兄弟 你要去哪里 What's up, brother? Where are you going?
相信我 我没有生气 Trust me, I'm not mad.
我也没生气 我不是在这里吗 Hey, I'm also not mad, am I not here?
闭嘴 坐在这儿 Shut up and sit here.
我怎么能和你相比呢 你这个笨蛋 How can I be compared with you? You idiot!
为什么不呢 Why not?
你没生气 我也没生气 You're not mad, I'm not mad.
但两人都在精神病院 But both are in mental hospital.
把它给我 Give it to me.
你为什么要两个 -我以后再告诉你 Why you want two? - I'll tell you later.
他小时候就失去了双亲 He lost both parents when he was a kid.
最近他的兄弟也 死的吗 Recently his brother too... - Died?
不 去美国了 No, went away to America.
从那时起 -不用告诉我别的了 Since then... - No need to tell me anything else.
你也什么都不要告诉我 You too don't tell me anything.
嘿 疯男孩 看着我 Hey mad boy, look at me.
那个女孩叫什么名字 What's the girl's name?
哇 你真棒 先生 Wow! You're great, sir.
直接击中靶心 Hit the bulls eye directly.
嗯 告诉我 她叫什么名字 Ummm...tell me. What's her name?
泰姬 Mumtaz.
用Ileana的腰 With Ileana's waist.
鼻子像塔玛娜 Nose like Tamannah.
像萨曼莎那样微笑 Smile like Samantha's.
卡约尔·阿加瓦尔的肤色 Kajol Agarwal's complexion.
多么美丽 -不是吗 What beauty! - Isn't she?
嘿 妹妹 Hey...sister.
对不起 哥哥 Sorry, brother.
没关系 It's okay.
我们在同一个办公室工作 先生 We both worked in the same office, sir.
也有相对的隔间 Opposite cubicles too.
也许你不知道隔间是什么 May be you don't know what cubicle is!
我们彼此相对 We opposite to each other.
你知道我们的性格有多一致吗 Do you know how much our personalities sync!
我不知道 I don't know.
知道 Know it.
超级 Super!
逃脱了 Escaped!
那有什么问题呢 What's the problem then?
为什么不说我爱你 Why not say I love you?
我邀请她共进晚餐来表达我的爱 I invited her to dinner to express my love.
呃 原谅我 嗯 Eh...excuse me. - Umm..
你会出来吃午餐和晚餐吗 Will you come out for lunch and dinner?
当然 叔叔 Sure, uncle.
阻止它 Stop it.
对不起 Sorry.
如果一个女孩叫你叔叔 你会变成这样吗 Will you become like this if a girl calls you uncle?
正确先生 变成这样是不对的 如果一个叫他叔叔 Right sir, it is wrong to become like this if one calls him uncle.
但很少有人说哥哥、叔叔 5个女孩都叫他叔叔 But few said elder brother, uncle, 5 girls called him paternal uncle.
叫他哥哥 called him elder brother.
但是一个女孩告诉他 -她同意了吗 But one girl told him... - Did she say okay?
不 她让他照镜子 No, she told him to see his face in mirror.
哦 Oh!
从那以后 他开始喝酒 Since then, he started drinking.
不再去办公室 去酒吧 习惯了毒品 Stopped going to office, went to pubs, got used to drugs,
不接我们的电话了 他也不接 stopped answering our phone calls, no response from him,
所以 有一天 so, one fine day...
怎么这么黑 -停电 What is it dark? - Power cut?
打开灯 Switch on the light.
不 不要开灯 No! Don't switch on light.
发生什么事了 伙计 嘘 What happened, man? - Ssshhh!
他会醒的 谁 He'll wake up. - Who?
里面的那个人 The man who is inside.
里面没人 There's no one inside.
嘿 白痴兄弟 Inside指的不是房间 Hey idiot bro! Inside means not the room.
我内心 啊 Inside me...aah!
他在里面睡得很香 He's sleeping tight inside.
与外界不同步 Not in sync with outside.
有时他会出来 At times he comes out.
他说了什么 What does he say?
他似乎不喜欢这种生活 It seems he doesn't like this life.
他说他被激怒了 He says he gets enraged.
他让我吃毒药 He asks me to eat poison,
他让我用刀刺自己 He asks me to stab myself with knife.
他让我用刀切 He asks me to cut with blade.
是他让你这么做的吗 Is he telling you to do all this?
是的 Yes.
不知道他什么时候进入我身体的 Don't know when he entered my body?
我感觉自己像个毛绒兔子 兄弟 I feel like I'm stuffed bunny, bro.
你知道他对我来说是个大麻烦吗 Do you know he's a big problem to me?
没关系 但你怎么知道他已经进入了你的身体 That's okay but how do you know he has entered your body?
你问什么蠢问题啊 伙计 What stupid question you ask, man?
看那里 Look there!
儿子 小心点 Son, be careful!
你体内有个男人 There's a man inside you!
在里面 这里没人 走开 Inside? No one's here, go away.
不是在家里而是在你的身体里 孩子 Not in your home but in your body, son!
在我吗 如何 Inside me? How?
你会听到那个声音 你的身体会颤抖 You'll hear the voice, your body will shiver,
你会枯萎 you'll wither!
你体内有人 There's someone inside you!
召唤女神伽伽丹巴 Invoking Goddess Jagadamba!
祈求女神Kanchi Kamakshi Invoking Goddess Kanchi Kamakshi!
召唤女神Madura Meenakshi Invoking Goddess Madura Meenakshi!
召唤女神伽伽丹巴 祈求女神Kanchi Kamakshi Invoking Goddess Jagadamba! Invoking Goddess Kanchi Kamakshi!
这意味着你不是一个人 It means you're not one person.
总胆固醇 嗯 Tch... - Umm...
如果预言家说 你会相信吗 Will you believe if a foreteller says?
你说什么他们都不相信吗 Don't they believe if you say anything?
你怎么能拿他和我相比呢 How can you compare him with me?
我们都在精神病院 对吧 疯狂的男人 We both are in mental hospital, right? Mad man!
现在是谁在跟我说话吗 你还是另一个人 Who is talking to me now? You or the other guy?
是我 另一个人 -那么 原创 It's me the other guy. - Then, original?
这就是我 对吧 That's me, right.
你说现在是别人了 -他会这么说的 You said other guy now. - He would've told that.
他是谁 -另一个在我体内的人 Who is he? - The other guy, who is inside me.
你是说你是始祖 You mean you're the original?
随便猜猜 你以为我是谁 Take a wild guess, who do you think I'm?
我想打个电话找一下精神病院的地址 I feel like making a call to find address of mental hospital.
这是精神病院 对吧 疯狂的男人 This is mental hospital, right? Mad man!
天啊 他会送我去精神病院的 Oh God, he'll send me to asylum.
这个风扇是做什么用的 便携式可充电 What's this fan for? Portable, rechargeable.
里面的另一个人 For the other guy inside.
可怜的男人 你知道他在里面快要窒息了吗 Poor man! Do you know he's getting suffocated inside?
你会帮我吗 兄弟 嗯 Will you help me, brother? - Umm...
把另一个关在里面 请你出去好吗 Shut the other guy inside. Will you please go out?
当然 乐意之至 Sure, with pleasure.
我的粉丝吗 啊 My fan? - Ah!
你被这些小事搞糊涂了 You got confused for this trivial thing.
你真的是医生吗 Are you really a doctor?
嘿 别那样说 那是不对的 错了 Hey, don't say like that, it is wrong. Wrong.
从业10年 Says 10 years in industry.
他看起来像个疯了的医生 He looks like a mad doctor.
他看起来像个疯子 He looks like a mad man.
这就是我要说的 你为什么要重复 That's what I'm saying. Why are you repeating it?
医生 他的情况怎么样 What's his condition, doctor?
他无可救药了 He's beyond redemption.
他就像个带着炸弹的恐怖分子 He's like a terrorist with live belt bomb,
喂 他随时都可能按下按钮 hello, he may press the button any moment.
如果你快点给他开些药 If you write some medicines for him quickly.
如果你支付费用 -我们已经在外面付钱了 对吧 If you pay fee. - We already paid outside, right?
那是给外面那个人的 That was for the outside man.
他体内有个人 谁会为另一个人买单 There's a man inside him, who will pay for the other guy?
斯瓦米 你不应该来这里 Swamy, you're not supposed to come here.
你必须去喀拉拉邦的maishasuramardhani寺庙 You must go to Kerala's Mahishasuramardhani temple.
走吧 Go!
去Mahishasuramardhani殿 Go to Mahishasuramardhani temple.
你不应该来这里 You're not supposed to come here.
来了 Come.
去 去喀拉拉邦吧 Go...go to Kerala!
去喀拉拉邦的maishasuramardhani神庙吧 Go to Kerala's Mahishasuramardhani temple.
嘿 兄弟 你要去哪里 -去喀拉拉邦 Hey brother! Where are you going? - To Kerala.
护身符下降 上帝饶恕我吧 Amulet fell...forgive me God!
哥哥 哥哥 不要支付 Brother...brother...don't pay.
不要在这里浪费钱 我想要回现金 Don't waste money here. I want cash back.
我不能来这里 我必须去喀拉拉邦 I mustn't come here, I must go to Kerala.
我必须去喀拉拉邦的maishasuramardhani寺庙 I must go to Kerala's Mahishasuramardhani temple.
Mahishasuramardhani寺庙吗 Mahishasuramardhani temple?
如果你想看这个 兄弟 If you want see this, brother.
看到了吗 Seen it?
抱歉 里面的另一个人很淘气 Sorry, other guy inside is naughty.
就是这里 This is it.
刚才我谷歌了一下 Just now I googled it.
这是喀拉拉邦的一个洞穴寺庙 It's a cave temple in Kerala.
好像他们在那里治疗鬼魂 It seems they treat spirits there.
非常便宜 100%保证 终身保修 Very cheap, 100% guaranty, with lifelong warranty too.
谁告诉你的 -刚才一个斯瓦米告诉我的 Who told you this? - Just now a Swamy told me.
Swamiji吗 是的 Swamiji? - Yes.
他在哪里 Where is he?
他们把他带走 说他疯了 白痴 They took him away saying he's mad, idiots.
你疯了 你得到这些药物 You're mad man! You get the medicines.
嘿 Hey!
我才不去摩诃娑罗摩达尼寺呢 I'll not go to Mahishasuramardhani temple!
我不想要的药品 男人 I don't want medicines, man!
给我一把刀 我会割伤自己的 Give me a blade, I'll cut myself.
的兄弟 Brother!
他现在出来了吗 Did he come out now?
他说什么了吗 Did he say anything?
当我说出寺庙的名字时 我感到内心颤抖 On uttering temple's name, I felt shiver inside.
我能感觉到 I could feel it.
走吧 兄弟 Let's go, brother.
我们去喀拉拉邦吧 兄弟 Let's go to Kerala, brother.
嘿 我很有耐心 因为你叫我们朋友 Hey! I'm very patient because you called us friend.
我们在容忍你所有糟糕的行为 We're tolerating all your lousy actions.
如果你越界了 我们不会保持沉默 If you cross the limit, we'll not keep quiet.
医生开的药 我买了 Doctor prescribed medicines, I'm buying it.
不管用不用 滚出去 Use it or not, get out.
我要去摩诃娑罗摩达尼寺 I'm going to Mahishasuramardhani temple.
嘿 哥哥 -走吧 伙计 Hey...brother... - Go, man.
火车明天12点开 你来吧 Train leaves tomorrow at 12, you'll come.
我不来了 I'll not come,
你一定会来的 我知道 You'll definitely come, I know it.
我不会来 I'll not come.
对不起 那是我哥哥的座位 Excuse me, that's my brother's seat.
让他来吧 我要起来 我不要把它带走 Let him come, I'll get up, I'll not take it with me.
那为什么现在不起来呢 请 Why not get up now then? Please.
请 请 Please...please...
哦 先生 给里面的另一个人让座 Oh sir! That seat for the other guy inside.
他在洗手间吗 -不 他在我体内 长官 Is he in bathroom? - No, he's inside me, sir.
请站起来 Please, get up.
请 Please...
你好 Hello...
看起来他疯了 最好坐另一列火车 Looks like he's mad, better to take another train.
票 Ticket...
对不起 先生 Sorry, sir.
一个是你 第二个乘客是谁 One is you, who is the second passenger?
他在外面 一会儿就进来 He's outside, he'll come in later.
第三个乘客吗 -他在里面 一会儿就出来 Third passenger? - He's inside, he'll come out later.
是吗 嗯 Eh? - Umm..
要去摩诃娑罗摩达尼寺吗 Going to Mahishasuramardhani temple?
没错 先生 Exactly, sir!
你是超级 You're super!
把它 Take it.
来吧 孩子 我们坐公共汽车吧 Come son, let's catch a bus.
再见 Bye!
的兄弟 Brother!
请 请 离开 Please...please...move away.
来了 Come.
来了 来 来 Come...come...come...
嘿 把手拿开 Hey, hands off!
哥哥 哥哥 Brother...brother...
我就知道你会来找我的 兄弟 I knew you'll come for me, brother.
嘿 别说了 Hey, stop it.
不是为你 我是为我的朋友来的 Not for you, I'm coming for my friend.
我知道如果你去那里 你会过得很好 I know if you go there, it'll work out well for for you.
但从那里回来后 你必须接受治疗 But after coming back from there, you must take medical treatment.
好吧 好吗 Okay. - Okay?
召唤女神伽伽丹巴 Invoking Goddess Jagadamba!
祈求女神Kanchi Kamakshi Invoking Goddess Kanchi Kamakshi!
召唤女神Madura Meenakshi Invoking Goddess Madura Meenakshi!
你要去吗 儿子 -是的 我要去 斯瓦米 Are you going, son? - Yes, I'm going, Swami.
去 你的问题就解决了 Go...go...your problem would get solved.
另一个问题就会出现 -还有问题吗 Another problem will start. - Another problem?
给我吗 斯瓦米 -不是为了你 是为了你的朋友 For me, Swami? - Not for you, but for your friend.
给我吗 For me?
拉链子 我就杀了他 Pull the chain, I'll finish him.
召唤女神伽伽丹巴 Invoking Goddess Jagadamba!
祈求女神Kanchi Kamakshi Invoking Goddess Kanchi Kamakshi!
在那等着 伙计 -我们会有麻烦的 Wait there, man. - We'll get into trouble, man.
我很兴奋 兄弟 I'm excited, brother.
嗯 Hmm!
啊 Aah!
嗯 Umm...
嗯 Ummm..
嗯 Umm...
为什么这个地方是这样的 Why is the place like this?
我怎么知道 我也是第一次来 How do I know? I'm also coming for the first time.
死亡只针对肉体而不是精神 Death is for body only not for spirit
死亡只针对肉体而不是精神 Death is for body only not for spirit.
泰卢固语 Telugu!
死亡只针对肉体而不是精神 Death is for body only not for spirit
这是马拉雅拉姆语 It is in Malayalam!
嗯 嗯 Umm...umm...
来来 来了 Come...come... Come.
你好 阁下 Greetings, Swami.
谢谢你 师父 Thank you, Swami.
你的行为成了你的咒诅 Your deeds have become curses for you.
你必须在这里呆3天 You must stay here for 3 days.
3天吗 不可能的 3 days? Impossible.
只有3天 兄弟 你为什么不留下来 3 days only, brother. Why don't you stay?
他会留下来 He'll stay.
4阶段处理 4 stage treatment.
Sukha bhogam 享受幸福 Sukha bhogam, enjoying the bliss,
Siksha mardanam 惩罚按摩 Siksha mardanam, punishing massage,
巴希迦坦 把它拿出来 Bahirgatham, bringing it out,
Samprokshanam 清洗 Samprokshanam, cleansing.
没有近路吗 Isn't there any short cut?
比如护身符 柠檬之类的 Like amulets, lemons or anything like that.
错了 Wrong.
如果河流找到了入海的捷径 If rivers find short cuts to join sea,
将会有洪水 生命将处于危险之中 there will be floods and lives will be in danger,
这也只是那样而已 this is also like that only.
3天是强制性的 3 days is compulsory.
好吧 告诉我 你什么时候开始 Okay, tell me, when will you start it?
现在就开始 It starts right now
不知道他是怎么疯的 也不知道这种治疗是怎么回事 Don't know what his madness is and what this treatment is!
这三天我要怎么度过呢 How am I to spend 3 days here?
嗯 这家伙是谁 Umm...who is this guy?
你好 Hello...
我来了 I'm coming.
拉姆 甘地·拉姆 Ram, Ghanta Ram.
我就像这个定居点的谷歌 I'm like Google for this settlement area.
你要地方住吗 兄弟 Do you want room to stay, brother?
谁是你的兄弟 嗯 Who is your brother? - Eh?
代理吗 我不需要它 Broker? I don't need it.
喂 喂 Hello...hello...
代理吗 我是本地人 Broker? I'm local man.
我来自城市 我只相信科技 I'm from city, I trust technology only.
一切都在网上 Everything is online.
"我的旅行"、Oyo、Ibibo等应用程序都可以预订房间 Make My trip, Oyo, Ibibo, apps are there for rooms.
你又不知道 You don't know that.
我见过很多人 继续 I've seen many people, go on.
他回来了 He's back.
哥哥 啊 我怎么可能是你的兄弟 Brother... - Ugh! How can I be your brother?
我是个卑微的经纪人 对吧 I'm lowly broker, right?
我的手机里有应用程序 但没有信号 There are Apps in my phone but no signals.
没有信号的应用程序不能工作吗 Won't Apps work without signals?
Ghanta 嗯 Ghanta... - Eh?
房间 Room!
品牌吗 古奇 Brand? - Gucci.
给你 Give it.
我想你只用名牌的东西 我也喜欢名牌的东西 I think you use only branded things, I too like only branded things.
连脖子上的铃铛都有烙印 Even the bell in neck is branded?
你在看什么 What are you looking at?
鸟 Birds?
我看不见鸟的脸 I'm unable to see a bird's face.
城市鸟 对吧 我们得看看他们什么时候会转身 City birds, right? We must see when they turn their faces.
如果你打扰它们 它们就飞走了 If you disturb, they fly away.
继续耐心观察 Keep watching patiently.
我讨厌等待 I hate waiting.
我也来自城市 我的脉搏在加速 I'm also from city, my pulse is racing.
你好 打扰一下 Hello...excuse me!
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you...thanks.
你好 Hello!
怎么啦 What?
你打电话给我 却要离开 You called me but going away.
我讨厌等待 -等什么 I hate waiting. - What waiting?
我只能从窗口看到你的背影 看不到你的脸 I saw only back from the window, couldn't see your face.
如果我不能立即看到它 人们的好奇心和BP都会上升 If I don't see it immediately, curiosity and BP, both will raise.
所以 如果我立刻看到你的脸 没有健康问题 So, if I see your face instantly, no health problems.
你也不会被打扰 嗯 You won't get disturbed too. - Eh?
这就是问题所在 That's the matter.
谢谢你 Thank you.
谢谢你吗 Thank you?
这是什么 甘塔 What's this, Ghanta?
我没那么有经验 先生 I'm not that experienced, sir.
-天啊 - Oh God!
你刚才看到她了 对吗 你为什么不停地敲打 Just now you saw her, right? Why are you pounding?
不是你的心脏在跳 有人在敲门 It's not your heart that is pounding. Someone is knocking on door.
是谁 Who is it?
请你靠边站 You please step aside.
嘿 Ghanta -告诉我 女士 Hey, Ghanta. - Tell me, madam.
你带客人去他的房间了 对吧 -是的 女士 You brought guest to his room, right? - Yes, madam.
那你怎么还在这儿 Why are you still here then?
我离开 -嘿 I'm leaving. - Hey...
如果我奶奶问起我怎么办 What if my grandma asks about me?
我能告诉她你来了吗 Can I tell her you're here?
拖鞋会被撕破 Slipper would get ripped.
告诉她 你不知道 Tell her, you don't know.
女士 说谎不是不对吗 Isn't it wrong to tell lies, madam?
为阿克斯香水撒个谎并没有错 It's not wrong to tell lies for Axe perfume.
他要马上见到她 她为什么马上就来了呢 He wanted to see her instantly, why did she come here immediately?
我的脚 My foot!
告诉我 我告诉什么 Tell me. - What should I tell?
是吗 Eh?
你来了 你看见了 又默默地走了 You came, you saw, you went away silently.
谁会告诉我那时我是什么样子 Who will tell me how do I look then?
如果你这样问 我还能说什么呢 If you ask like that what can I say?
告诉我 孩子 男孩 Tell me I boy! - Boy?
告诉我 伙计 Tell me, man.
男孩比较好 Boy is better.
我该怎么当面告诉你呢 How am I to tell you directly on face?
你为什么这么说 伙计 Why do you talking like that, buddy?
你很容易和朋友谈论女孩 对吧 You discuss about girls with friends quite easily, right?
把我当作你的朋友 告诉我 Take me as your friend and tell me.
这个数字是多少 摇摆 How is the figure? Rocking?
她很漂亮 就像 She is very beautiful like...
用泰卢固语说 伙计 Say it in Telugu, man.
伙计 她可不是一般人 你知道吗 Buddy, she's no ordinary figure, you know?
她的眼睛 会跟我们说话 Her eyes, it'll be talking with us,
她的嘴唇滴下蜂蜜 her lips drip honey,
她的脖子 哇 her neck...wow...
你为什么要把项目列出来 Why are you listing out items?
只是说在一个 怎么是数字 Just say in one, how is the figure?
轰动的 杀死我 Sensational! Killing me.
死的 Die!
怎么啦 What?
不要说话 伙计 Don't deliver dialogues, man.
坚守诺言 Stand on the words.
你站在它旁边并展示 You stand by it and show.
放轻松 默默地离开 Take it easy and leave silently.
如果不是 滚出去 If not...get out!
这是我的房间 This is my room.
怎么啦 这会儿 What? Repartees?
我不知道这是你的房间吗 Don't I know this is your room?
别自作聪明 伙计 Don't act over smart, man.
我告诉过你别看我 嗯 I told you not to look at me! - Eh?
她怎么知道我在看她 How does she know I'm looking at her?
我不看电影吗 Don't I watch films?
嘿男孩 你看到我孙女了吗 Hey boy! Did you see my granddaughter here?
不 女士 No, madam.
她的痛苦在我的脖子 She's pain in my neck!
疯狂的女孩 不知道她在哪 Mad girl! Don't know where she is?
奶奶 你在找什么 Grandma! What are you searching there?
我就在这儿 I'm right here.
我进去搜查了 你不在 所以我出来找你 I went inside and searched, you weren't there, so I came out for you.
你已经老了 对吧 可能会忽略 进来 You've grown old, right? May be losing sight, come in.
老人看东西很清楚 只有年轻人看不清楚 Old people seeing things very well, only young are not able to see properly.
疯狂的女孩 Crazy girl.
哇 好香 Wow, nice fragrance.
芭蕉叶床 Banana leaf bed!
它很漂亮 It is very nice.
你这顿饭做得很好 You served a very good meal.
你现在能哄我入睡吗 Will you put me to sleep now?
请脱掉你的衬衫 Please remove your shirt.
你在说什么 我也没穿背心 What are you saying? I'm not wearing vest also.
嘿 我要打你 Hey, I'll hit you.
请脱掉你的衬衫 Please remove your shirt.
好吧 Okay.
是治疗吗 Is it treatment?
好吧 闭上眼睛 Okay, close your eyes.
我觉得冷 I feel cold.
请脱下你的裤子 Please remove your pant.
你疯了吗 你有理智吗 Have you gone mad? Do you've any sense?
这不是长裤 而是短裤 This is not pant but short.
请脱下你的裤子 Please remove your pant.
噢 不 Oh no!
我的家人正在为我找新娘 My family is searching bride for me.
每个人在结婚前都必须是处女 对吧 Anyone must be virgin till marriage, right?
这是错误的 This is wrong.
请脱下你的裤子 Please remove your pant.
哦 上帝 好吧 好吧 Oh God! Okay...okay...
但是要保守这个秘密 嗯 好吧 But keep this secret. Umm...okay?
确保没人来这里 好吧 Make sure nobody comes here. Okay?
躺下 Lie down!
嘿 你在干什么 宝贝 Hey, what are you doing, baby?
哦 你的是暴力 Oh...yours is violent!
好吧 Okay.
晚安 各位 Good night.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
你为什么把我绑在一起 Why are you leaving me tied?
嘿女孩 嘿 茉莉宝贝 Hey girl...hey jasmine baby...
茉莉 Jasmine...
你好 兄弟 Hello, brother.
请你给那五个女孩打电话好吗 Will you please call those 5 girls?
我没什么工作 I've little work.
你为什么向我鞠躬 我感到很尴尬 Why are you bowing at my feet? I'm embarrassed.
斯瓦米 这根本不是我的错 Swami, it wasn't my mistake at all.
他们让我脱掉衣服 They made me remove my clothes.
我甚至都没碰它们 I didn't even touch them.
刚闻到一个女孩的茉莉花 Just smelled a girl's jasmine flowers.
我们应该生吃吗 -就像这样 Should we eat it raw? - It's like this here.
你吃过生吃 You've eat raw.
这个也生吃吗 -这不在我们的菜单上 Eat this also raw? - This isn't in our menu.
抓住它 抓住它 Catch it...catch it...
嘿 我告诉你 朋友 Hey, I'm telling you. - Buddy!
我想她已经决定了 I think she has decided.
兄弟 请抓住那只母鸡 Buddy, please catch the hen.
我应该抓住母鸡吗 Should I catch the hen?
她把你叫做叔叔 对吧 抓住它 She's calling you closely as uncle, right? Catch it.
不会花太多时间的 It won't take much time.
我不知道你做什么 我想要那只母鸡 I don't know what you do, I want the hen.
我喜欢 多特 I love it, Dot.
母鸡吗 我会抓住它的 Hen? I'll catch it.
嘿 嗯 来 来 Hey...ummm...come...come...
嗯 Umm...
如果你得到它 我会给你惊喜的礼物 If you get it, I'll give you surprise gift.
品牌吗 -最佳品牌 Branded? - Best brand.
承诺吗 承诺 Promise? - Promise.
对不起 阿姨 嗯 怎么啦 Excuse me, aunty. - Eh? What?
如果你把裙子掀起来 我就把公鸡拿出来 If you lift your dress, I'll take out the rooster.
嗯 Hmmm...
我要把公鸡拿出来 I'll take out the rooster.
我叫她合作 但她斥责我 I told her to co-operate but she thrashed me.
但我确实真诚地尝试过 对吧 But I did try sincerely, right?
如果你送惊喜礼物 If you give the surprise gift.
Zandu乳香吗 Zandu balm?
从痛苦到解脱 From pain to relief!
是名牌吗 Is it brand?
这也是一个品牌 对吧 That is also a brand, right?
好友 你能不能抓住它 Buddy! Can you catch it or not?
甘塔 我要那只母鸡 Ghanta, I want that hen.
我会给你一个非凡的品牌 I'll give you extraordinary brand.
每次他都用牌子诱捕 Every time he's trapping with brands.
你不能为我做这件事吗 Can't you do this for me?
你能做到 你会做到的 You can do it, you will do it.
嗯 Umm..
讨厌的东西 Yuck!
把它 -谢谢 Take it. - Thank you.
先生 先生 Sir...sir...
我的惊喜非凡的品牌礼物 My surprise extraordinary branded gift.
承诺 对吧 Promised, right?
把它 Take it.
潮吗 Tide?
惊讶吗 Surprised?
我被骗了 I've been fooled.
拿去吧 你的母鸡 Take it, your hen.
谢谢 Thanks.
你知道是怎么回事吗 Did you see how it is?
它就像用腰果和杏仁养大的斗鸡一样健康 It is healthy like fighter cock raised on cashews and almonds.
蜡大腿 Waxed thighs.
光是看一眼就让人垂涎三尺 Just a look is mouth watering.
你把它当宠物养吗 宠物吗 Are you raising it as pet? - Pet?
这是什么 伙计 What's this, buddy?
国家鸡肉汁会读心 Country chicken gravy will be mind blowing.
此外 有机母鸡生长在森林里 Moreover organic hen grown in forest.
腿用来烤土豆 身体用来做肉汁 Legs for tandoor and body for gravy.
热米饭 新鲜切好的洋葱 Hot rice, freshly cut onion.
挤一点柠檬汁 A squeeze of lemon.
即使在讲的时候 也让人垂涎三尺 Even while telling it, it's mouth watering.
你说我喜欢 -我爱吃鸡肉 You said I love it. - I love chicken.
伙计 你等一个小时 Buddy, you wait for an hour.
我给你买咖喱鸡 让你终生难忘 I'll get you chicken curry, you can never forget in life.
等吃的 我不能 Wait for food? I can't.
嗯 Umm!
甘塔 我饿了 Ghanta, I'm hungry.
是的 食物准备好了 Yes, food is ready.
你回来了吗 Have you come back?
你为什么不愿意等呢 伙计 Why do you hate to wait, buddy?
算了吧 Forget it.
好吧 Okay.
你小时候养的一只宠物狗离家出走了 A pet dog you raise as kid ran away from home.
你为它的回归等了多年 You waited years for its return,
当它没有回来时 when it didn't come back,
你开始讨厌生活中的等待 you started hating to wait in life.
我说的对吗 Am I right?
我告诉过你别想了 对吧 I told you to forget it, right?
没有 没有 No? - No.
嗯 Umm..
是的 你十几岁的时候就会向你爸爸要一辆自行车 Yes, you would've asked your dad for bike in your teens.
你已经等了很多年了 You waited years for it.
当他没买下来的时候 你开始讨厌等待了 对吧 when he failed to buy it, you started hated waiting, right?
错了 Wrong.
这个不也一样吗 Not this also?
不是狗或自行车 还能是什么呢 Not dog or bike... What else could it be?
是的 当你向你的爱人求婚时 Yes, when you asked your lover to marry you,
她出轨并抛弃了你 she cheated and ditched you,
你就会像个疯子一样脖子上戴着花环 you would've be waiting like a mad man with garland in your neck,
是吗 Eh?
闭嘴 Shut up!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
所以 我最后的猜测是对的 So, my last guess was right.
你一巴掌很紧 我能理解你的爱有多强烈 Your slap was very tight, I can understand how strong your love was!
妹妹 谢谢 Sister, thanks.
你从我父亲手里救了我的母鸡 妹妹 You saved my hen from my father, sister.
如果不是 它就会出现在餐桌上 If not it would've ended up on dining table.
再见 姐姐 再见 Bye, sister. - Bye..
那不是为了咖喱 It wasn't for curry then!
嗨 我是阿玛拉 Hi, I'm Amala.
来自维杰亚瓦达的纯素食者 Pure vegetarian from Vijayawada.
我是Arjun 来自海德拉巴的非素食主义者 I'm Arjun, only non-vegetarian from Hyderabad.
我朋友的哥哥有问题 所以我来了 My friend's elder brother has problem, so I'm here.
但我不相信这些 But I don't believe any of this.
我的妹妹是被鬼 所以我们在这里 My sister is possessed by a ghost, so we're here.
我爸爸是Patamata学校的校长 他非常严格 My father is principal of Patamata school, he's very strict.
从不让我进入森林 Never allowed me to enter forest.
我想去森林里转转 但是奶奶不允许 I thought of going around the forest, but grandma is not allowing me.
我们不知道什么时候会死 We don't know when we'll die.
如果我什么都没看到就突然死了怎么办 What if I die suddenly without seeing anything?
你想太多了 不能正常说话吗 You think too much, can't you speak normally?
好吧 我们继续徒步旅行好吗 嗯 Okay, shall we go on trekking? - Eh?
明天早上7点 好吗 Tomorrow morning at 7 am, okay?
好吧 Okay.
我们走吧 Shall we go?
发生了什么事 What happened?
除非奶奶喝草药混合物 否则我们不能继续徒步旅行 Unless grandma drinks herbal concoction, we can't go on trekking.
如果奶奶喝不喝呢 来 我们走吧 What if grandma drink or not? Come, let's go.
她不是你奶奶 对吧 这就是为什么你可以这么轻松地说出来 She's not your grandma, right? That's why, you could say it so easily.
奶奶 草药混合物 Grandma...herbal concoction.
我会处理的 I'll take care of it.
一个神圣的单音节回荡在raga Sankarabharanam的节奏 A rhythm where sacred monosyllable reverberates in raga Sankarabharanam...
Sharada 那首歌和拉格是什么 Sharada! What's that song and raga?
歌曲来自电影《Sankarabharanam》 拉格也是《Sankarabharanam》 Song is from film Sankarabharanam and raga is also Sankarabharanam.
Sankarabharanam不适合我 Sankarabharanam didn't work out for me.
换首歌 Change the song.
另一首歌 Another song...?
来 来 偶像 来 Come...come...Swamy, come...
雅胡家族的后裔 来吧 偶像 来 Scion of Yadhu clan...come... Swamy, come...
偶像 来 Swamy, come...
哇 Wow!
她死了吗 Is she dead?
没有 打了个盹 No, dozed off.
那不是草药 那是让她入睡的药 That wasn't herbal concoction, it was medicine to put her to sleep.
这不是不对吗 Isn't it wrong?
然后 什么 我还能再得到这样的黄金机会吗 Then, what? Can I get such a golden opportunity again?
你也一样 That too with you.
是不是有点太多了 Isn't little too much?
你想拿多少就拿多少 走吧 Take it as much as you like, let's go.
再见 Bye.
对不起 奶奶 Sorry, grandma.
当我和你在一起时 时光飞逝 When I'm with you... Time flies away...
心中弥漫着幸福的芬芳 Heart is engulfed by fragrance of happiness...
当我和