火啊 Nah, fire, huh?
我们有热 有光 想有保护就有保护 We have heat, light, and protection whenever we want it.
人除此之外什么都不需要了 Humans will never need more than this.
我需要我的麋鹿肉更好吃点 Ech, I'm gonna need elk to taste better.
真快 That was quick.
我的麋鹿肉 Oh, my elk meat!
烧起来了 Aah! It burns!
特朗格 这是火 Yeah, Trog, it's fire.
这块肉底部都变成棕色了 可能都焦了 Now it has a brown, even sear on the bottom.
这一边也烧起来了 It burns just as much on this end.
我再说一次 这是火 就是会烧的 Um, again, it's fire. That's all it does.
不 两边都脆了 No! It's crispy on both sides.
脂肪都焦糖化了 Aah! The fat is caramelizing!
真恶心 Gross.
外面一层焦焦的 Charred on the outside
中间又是漂亮的红色 with a cool, red center.
这块肉毁了 It's ruined.
特朗格 你这个天才的混... Trog, you brilliant mother--
人类发现 第一季第二集
现在我们能用火烤肉 肉就能保存更久 And now that we can put meat on fire, it lasts longer.
肉能保存更久 And now that it lasts longer,
我们就不用两天打一次猎了 we don't need to hunt twice a day.
我们不需要两天打一次猎 And now that we don't need to hunt twice a day--
说完 盖瑞 Bring it in for a landing, Gary.
我想说的是 What I'm saying is
我觉得我们应该 I think we should take...
-早上休息 -好样的 - the morning off! - Good one.
太棒了 Awesome.
早上休息 Whoa, take the morning off?
什么叫休息 Ech, what is "Off"?
我们该做的就是打猎和采集 I mean, hunting and gathering is what we do.
对吧 大家 Right, people?
拜托 亚哥 Come on, Ugg.
只是一个早上 It's one morning.
我们可以离开这里 Let's get out there,
看看生命中还有什么精彩 see what else life has to offer.
不 狩猎时间到 伙计们 走吧 Nah. Hunting time, boys! Let's roll.
我看上去怎么样 How do I look?
你的颧骨能击碎石头 Your cheekbones could cut rocks.
伙计们 喂 Guys! Hello.
我们有点忙 亚哥 We're kinda busy, Ugg.
休息一早上听起来是不错 A morning off does sound pretty great.
好吧 但是就这早上 Ugh, fine. But just the morning.
-好样的 盖瑞 -为什么 谢谢 简 - Nice one, Gary. - Why, thank you, Jane.
你笑的时候感觉很奇怪 Huh, you look very weird when you smile.
是这个词吗 Is that the word?
也许是蠢 Maybe it's stupid.
我会想明白的 I'll get it.
我不是想抱怨什么 但是休息一早上吗 Look, I'm not complaining, but morning off?
我是想能和简独处一会 I was kinda hoping I could get some alone time with Jane.
这样你就能和她做爱吗 好吧 Oh, so you can have sex with her. Okay.
最终是的 Well, eventually yeah,
但不仅如此 but it's more than that.
盖瑞 如果你想和人做爱 直接问 Gary, if you wanna have sex with someone, you just ask.
贝丝 想做爱吗 Hey, Beth, wanna have some sex?
想想我就恶心 Uh, I dry heaved just thinking about it.
算了 是彻底的呕吐 Oh, never mind. Wow, it was a full vomit.
看 就是这样 See? That's all there is to it.
拜托 我和简之间不仅仅只有性 Come on. It's not just about sex with Jane.
我想要更多 I want more than that.
更多 什么是更多 More? What's more?
在这里 要么做爱 Around here, you're either having some sex,
要么不做爱 or you're not.
就这两种选择 Those are the options.
天啊 很难找到词语来形容 Man, it's just hard to find the words
我的感觉 for what I'm feeling.
我也不知道 伙计 I don't know, man.
你好像把某些简单的东西 Sounds like you're taking something simple
变得很复杂 and making it pretty complicated.
迪尼斯 想啪啪吗 Hey, Denise! You trying to smash?
好啊 我也是 Cool. Same.
好吧 All right.
简 我想看看你有没有空 Hey, Jane, I was hoping you had a minute to--
你在干什么 What are you doing?
我这辈子一直想做除了采集以外的事 All my life I've wanted to do more than just gather,
但我们却一直没有时间 but we've never had the time.
现在 多亏了你的火 But now, thanks to your fire,
我们整个早上都空出来了 we have the whole morning off.
我满脑子塞满了各种想法 I am overwhelmed with ideas.
真的 塞满了 Totally. It's overwhelming.
你打算做什么 Yeah, so what are you going to do?
我不知道 I don't know.
我想着我们可以一起 I thought maybe we could hang out a little.
好 Uh, sure.
我想试试我一直在研究的 Uh, I was gonna take a shot at this net fishing thing
用网捕鱼 你想加入吗 I've been toying around with. Do you wanna join?
当然了 我绝对加入 Yeah, yeah, totally. I could totally fit that in.
太好了 河边见 Cool! Meet me at the river.
等等 河的哪边 Wait. What part of the river?
哪里 那条河很大 Where? That river is massive!
好吧 数到三 All right, on the count of three...
你会在接下来的三秒里变得更强壮吗 Are you gonna get stronger in the next three seconds?
行了 贝丝 Give it a rest, Beth.
重的这头在我这里 I've got the heavy side.
还很臭 And it stinks.
如果我们用一根矛穿过这东西 What if we stuck a spear through the whole thing,
然后以一个安全距离把它悬在火上呢 then kind of hung it over the fire at a safe distance?
谁管这么多 我只想吃 Ugh, who cares? I just wanna eat it.
他们为了烧他的尸体还专门造了一个东西 Are they building a structure just to burn his body?
没错 他们现在就是这么吃我们的了 Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's how they eat us now.
没错 人类发现了火还用得很好 I know. The humans took fire and really ran with it.
好了 来吧 All right, here we go.
用一根锋利的棍子 How hard is it to jam a sharp stick
穿过麋鹿尸体能有多难 through this dead elk's body?
对不起 我总是捅到骨头 I'm sorry. I keep hitting bone.
真是太深了 Oh, that is deep in there.
我觉得捅到脊椎了 I think it's caught on the spinal cord.
真是捅到底线了 This is rock bottom.
我知道了 Oh, I got it!
如果我们直接从屁股穿进去 What if we went directly into the ass,
穿过喉咙 然后从嘴里出来 up through the throat, and then out the mouth?
等等 也许这才是底线 Oh, wait. Maybe this is rock bottom.
不 不 贝丝 No, no, Beth.
我是说 穿过屁股 好吗 I said "Through the ass." Okay?
把矛插进去 Pound that spear!
还有底线吗 Is there a rock bottom?
有人要说吗 Is anyone gonna say it?
好吧 这闻起来很棒 Fine. That smells pretty good.
你觉得我死去叔叔尸体的皮 The frying skin of my dead uncle
闻起来很香吗 smells "Pretty good" To you?
比尔叔叔是个混蛋 Uncle Bill was kind of a prick.
他的传奇很复杂 His legacy is complicated!
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翻译 小酸奶
我觉得这可能有用 I think this might work.
希望你胃口不错 Hope you worked up an appetite.
翻译 小酸奶
你带了一篮食物 Oh, you carried a basket of food
穿过了树林 all the way through the woods
我们就能在河边吃东西了 so we could eat by a river.
翻译 小酸奶
我以为我们要尝试新的东西 I thought we were trying new stuff.
你以前在河边吃过午餐吗 Have you ever had lunch by a river before?
校对 小酸奶
不 不 我没有 No. No, I haven't.
好了 大块头 等几分钟冷下来 All right, grabby, just give it a few minutes to cool down.
时间轴 大葱
火是这样用的吗 Oh, is that how fire works?
后期 8T
谢了 贝丝 Thanks, Beth.
特朗格 我和你说了这很烫 Trog, I'm telling you it's really too hot--
总监 小酸奶
很烫嘴 It burns the mouth!
这为什么尝上去像烂葡萄汁 Why does that taste like rotten grape juice?
因为这就是烂葡萄汁 Because it's rotten grape juice.
你为什么要做这个 Why would you have that?
你为什么把你的头塞进一桶未知的液体 Why would you dunk your head into a bucket of mystery liquid?
这好苦 Well, it's bitter.
还有点涩 It's still somehow dry?
你应该把这个扔掉 You should throw it out.
我正要去扔 笨蛋 That's what I was doing, you idiot.
我的脑袋有点晕 Head's a little swishy.
这也许没什么 It's probably nothing.
等等 Wait!
这大有潜力 That has potential.
我来 I got this.
该死 Crap!
-喂 -拜托 - Hey! - Come on.
在河边吃东西是个坏主意吗 Was eating by the river a bad idea?
这是个超级糟糕的主意 It was a terrible idea,
但这是个新主意 but it was a new idea.
这就是今天的重点 And that's what today's all about.
你说得对 You're right.
我有没有和你说过我父母是怎么认识的 Did I ever tell you about how my parents first met?
这是我们有过最长的对话 This is the longest conversation we've ever had.
所以 没有 So no.
对 他们认识的所有人 Right. Well, everyone they knew
都因为饥荒死了 was killed in a famine.
太惨了 Oh, that's so sad.
但是也很正常 But also, like, super common.
没错 Exactly.
只有他们活了下来 I mean, they were literally the only living people left.
所以他们其实并没有别的选择 So they didn't really have a choice.
这就是我想和你说的 That's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about.
你想说说你的父母差点饿死了吗 You wanted to talk about your parents almost starving to death?
什么 不 What? N-No.
我想说的是 有了火 What I'm saying is with fire,
我们就不需要再那样了 we don't have to do things the same way anymore.
所以我在用一张大网抓鱼 Yes, that's why I'm catching fish with a giant net.
没错 河里有很多鱼 Yes, so there's a lot of fish in that river.
但如果你真正想抓的只有一条鱼呢 But what if there was only one fish that you wanted to catch?
我会做一个非常挑的渔民 I'd be a very specific fisherman.
但如果那条鱼真的很特别呢 But what if that fish was really special?
而且那就在你的面前 Okay? And it was right there in front of you.
你能想象出对一条鱼的这种感觉吗 I mean, can you imagine feeling that way about a fish?
你知道吗 You know what?
我想我可以 I think I could.
盖瑞 Gary?
怎么了 简 Yes, Jane?
我那条特殊的鱼就在那里 My special fish is out there.
我要把它们都杀了 直到我抓到它 And I'm gonna slaughter them all until I find it.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
你用捕鱼的比喻 You went with an extended fish metaphor?
原本计划不是那样的 It wasn't the plan. Okay?
我只是不小心绕进去了 I just sort of stumbled into it.
所以就这样吗 你们俩吃了个午饭 So that's it? You two just had lunch?
没有亲吻 没有啪啪啪 No kissing, no heavy petting?
-没有啪 -这有什么区别 - No light petting? - What's the difference?
盖瑞 Oh, Gary.
听着 我们度过了一段美好的时光 Look. We had a great time,
我觉得我已经越来越 and I think I'm getting closer
接近得到我想要和她拥有的东西了 to whatever it is I'm trying to have with her.
听起来你越来越接近成为她的朋友了 Sounds like you're getting closer to being her friend.
听起来你是米涅瓦了 Sounds like you're Minerva.
什么 不 What? No!
我们吃东西 我们聊天 We ate. We talked.
我还看她捕鱼 I watched her fish
就像 就像米涅瓦 like-- like Minerva.
不 我不想当米涅瓦 Oh, no, I don't wanna be Minerva.
你也许该和简说清楚 Well, you might wanna make that clear to Jane.
朋友之间想做爱几乎是不可能的 You see, it's almost impossible to introduce sex to a friendship.
你怎么知道 我是你的唯一的朋友 How would you know? I'm, like, your only friend.
所以我们从来不做爱 盖瑞 Which is exactly why we never had sex, Gary.
你好好想想 Think about that.
米涅瓦 Hey, Minerva.
你不会把这些东西放在洞里吧 Oh, you're not gonna keep those in here, are you?
不会 No.
你早上休息都做了什么 So what did you do with your morning off?
我做了什么 我都记不得了 Oh, what did I do? I can't even remember.
我想我开创了一项革命 I guess I started a revolution.
我知道整个营地都会发狂的 I knew the camp would jump all over this.
我们有好多未开发的潜能 We have so much untapped potential.
我们只需要时间 We just needed the time.
你说得没错 简 Boy, are you right, Jane.
这是新时代的黎明 This is the dawn of a new era,
一个探索我们种族 a chance to explore the limits
到底真正有多少极限的机会 of what we can truly do as a species.
等等 你去哪里 Wait! Where are you going?
看看我和特朗格在吐出来之前能喝掉多少 To see how much of this garbage juice Trog and I can drink
这种垃圾果汁 before we throw up.
什么 Uh, what?
好吧 奇怪 奇怪 Okay, uh, weird, weird.
但也许只是个例 But probably an isolated incident.
不可能整个营地都浪费了这个早上 No chance the whole camp wasted their morning.
让开 你把火挡住了 Move! You're blocking the fire!
你在开玩笑吗 Are you kidding?
太好了 错过了我最爱的桥段 Oh, great, I missed my favorite part.
-耶 -烫 - Yes! - Whoa! Hot!
然后呢 Now what?
我不知道 试试跳过两堆火吗 I don't know, what about jumping over two fires?
两堆火 Two fires?
我之前为什么没想到 Why didn't I think of that?
我们终于不用为了明天的生计而忙碌了 We're finally free of just living for tomorrow,
这就是我们用来打发时间的方式吗 and this is what we do with it?
你在听吗 Are you even listening?
我在这里坐多久了 Whoa. How long have I been sitting here?
好吧 早晨结束了 All right, morning's over!
狩猎时间到 伙计们 Hunting time, boys!
真的吗 我们现在还有点忙 亚哥 Already? We're still kinda busy, Ugg.
-忙什么 -跳过火焰 - With what? - Jumping over fires. Whoo!
为什么 - Why? - Hmm.
我们还在研究能跳多少 但我们会告诉你的 We're still working on how many, but we'll get back to you.
你们没在研究 你们就是在乱跳 You're not working. You're just jumping around.
这真是太愚蠢了 This is so stupid.
这个火太烂了 This fire thing sucks!
我应该有什么感觉吗 Am I supposed to feel something?
是的 Yes!
你会免费感到自己更强壮 更自信 Stronger, more confident in a completely unearned way.
还很有趣 非常有趣 And funny, very funny.
你永远不会有趣 You will never be funny.
你等着吧 Ooh, just you wait.
-她开始了 -哇 - There she is. - Wow.
你感觉怎么样 How do you feel?
我告诉你 I'm gonna tell ya.
我感觉 I feel...
-超棒 -我也是 - ...cool. - Me, too!
你的确更有趣了 Wow, you are funnier.
我要怎么向简解释 Okay, how do I explain to Jane
一种还不存在的东西 something that doesn't exist yet?
简 我想和你做爱的... Hey, Jane, I wanna be friends...
朋友 with sex.
不对 Ech, no.
我喜欢你和米涅瓦之前的关系 I want kind of like what you have with Minerva
但是要做爱 but with sex.
不要说米涅瓦 Yuck. Don't say Minerva.
听着 简 做爱感觉很棒 Look, Jane. Sex feels good,
但米涅瓦也是 该死 but so does Minerva. Dammit!
你确定你想这么做吗 You sure you wanna do this?
我听不到 我要下来了 I can't hear you. I'm coming down.
这真是太棒了 That was awesome.
我感觉好有活力 Oh, I feel so alive.
对吧 垃圾果汁让一切都变得更棒了 I know, right? Garbage juice makes everything better.
你想找人打一架吗 You wanna go fight someone?
不 那样不公平 Nah, it wouldn't be fair.
我现在太强壮了 I'm too strong right now.
那我们来打一架吧 How about we fight each other?
现在这里都发生了什么 What is happening around here?
改变是不可避免的 亚哥 Change is inevitable, Ugg.
但是生存者明白要如何融入 But survivors learn to embrace it.
但我喜欢现在的样子 But I like the way things are now.
当蛇入侵的时候 很多人也喜欢以前的样子 A lot of folks like the way things were before the snakes came,
大多数人都死了 除了我 and most of them died, but not me.
你杀了蛇吗 Wow, you killed the snakes?
不 我融入了它们 No, I embraced them.
我成为了最大的那条蛇 I became the biggest snake.
我用我的肚子四处滑行 I slithered on my stomach everywhere.
我的双臂贴在我的身侧两年 Arms didn't leave my sides for two years.
我现在还能不停地滑一英里 I can still go a mile without stopping.
现在不是块头最大的人最强了 亚哥 It's not about being the biggest guy anymore, Ugg.
而是主意最大的人最强 It's about having the biggest ideas.
宝刀未老 Still got it.
住手 Stop it!
他们再用比尔的腿打架吗 Are they fighting with Bill's leg?
他们有两个人 那就是两条腿 Well, there are two of them, so legs...
他要是能看到这一切肯定会从坟里气得活过来 He would roll over in his grave if he could see this.
我觉得他没有坟 I don't think he has a grave.
他们好像根本感觉不到痛苦 It's like they don't feel pain anymore.
好吧 听着 Okay, listen.
我们现在完全敌不过他们 Uh, we are really outmatched here.
也许我们该想办法 Maybe it's time we find a way
和人类共享这片森林了 to share the forest with the humans, huh?
我们先来的 他们必须要尊重我们 We were here first. They're sure to respect that.
当然了 他们是人类 Of course. They're humans.
他们就是会尊重其他东西 Respect for other things is what they do.
谁会盯着手里的东西走来走去 Who just walks around staring at something in their hand?
-天啊 -简 - Oh, my-- - Jane!
我们喝了好多垃圾果汁 We've got a belly full of garbage juice.
我们准备好给大家喝了 And we're ready to go wide with it.
村民们 Villagers!
我建造了比火焰 I have built something even bigger
更大的东西 than fire.
还有什么能比火更大 What's bigger than fire?
我只是想营造一种戏剧性揭幕的效果 Okay, I'm trying to set up a dramatic reveal here.
好吗 给我一点时间 Okay? So just-- just give me a second.
听着 火的确很有趣 Look. Fire was fun, right?
但我们该专注于真正重要的东西 But it's time we focus on the important things--
能让我们生活变得更好的大主意 big ideas that make our lives better.
终于有个正常人了 Finally someone with some sense.
所以我在这里 Which is why I'm here,
为大家呈上我们迄今为止最重要的一步 to unveil our most important step forward yet.
请看 I give you...
更大的火 bigger fire!
什么 做更大的东西不是新主意 What? Making something bigger is not a new idea.
天 这让我更想喝点什么了 Man, that makes me wanna drink.
我去拿罐子和长矛 I'll get the jugs and a bunch of spears!
很有激情 不过也许只要拿罐子就好了 Great enthusiasm. Maybe just the jugs to start, though.
你们是认真的吗 Are you two serious?
好了 淡定点 简单点 All right, stay cool, keep it simple,
不要提米涅瓦 and don't talk about Minerva.
-你好 简 -你在这里啊 - S'up, Jane? - There you are.
我们有大问题了 盖瑞 We've got a real problem here, Gary.
我们是有问题了 Oh, we do have a problem,
我有办法 and I have a solution.
-真的吗 -我不想做你的朋友了 - You do? - I don't wanna be your friend.
-好吧 -我想啪啪 - Okay. - I wanna smash.
-什么 -米涅瓦 - What? - Minerva.
该死 Crap!
想喝多少就喝多少 Drink as much as you want.
垃圾葡萄汁绝对无后遗症 伙计 Garbage juice is consequence free, people!
滑行 滑行 贱人们 Slither, slither, bitches.
记住 崔斯坦 摆正位置 Just remember, Tristan. Pace yourself.
好的 Okay.
-崔斯坦 崔斯坦 -来吧 - Tristan! Tristan... - Let's go.
崔斯坦 崔斯坦 崔斯坦 Tristan! Tristan! Tristan... -
-我说摆正位置 -对不起 - I said pace yourself. - I'm sorry!
你们怎么能这么快地喝这蠢玩意 How have you made drinking this dumb this quickly?
简 简 简 简 Jane. Hey, Jane. Jane, Jane.
-简 -干什么 - Jane! - What?
来点垃圾果汁 你会感觉好一点 Have some garbage juice. It'll make you feel better.
不 不会的 No, it won't.
这还是浪费大把的时间 This will still be a massive waste of time.
我就是不在乎了 I just won't care anymore.
如果大家都不在乎 我有什么好在乎的 What's the point of caring if no one else does?
这话新鲜 Whoo! That is new.
我现在有点犹豫 I'm having second thoughts
不该冲进人类的营地了 about you just barging into the humans' camp.
朱蒂 拜托 我们没有冲 Judy, please. Nobody's barging.
我知识来这里进行和平的漫步 I'm just gonna go down there for a peaceful stroll
告诉他们我们是他们的同胞 and show them that we're fellow creatures,
理应得到他们的尊重 deserving of dignity and respect.
我尿得比我喝的多多了 Uh, I'm peeing way more than I was even drinking.
我刚刚说犹豫 Yeah, when I said second thoughts,
其实是很客气了 I was being polite.
-这真是太可怕了 -不不不 相信我 - It's a terrible thing. - Buh-buh-buh-buh, trust me.
等夜晚结束 我就是他们的人了 By the end of the night, I will be one of their own.
我真不明白 这些尿都是哪里来的 I don't even get it, man. Where is it coming from?
你在干什么 伙计 你都不出来玩 What are you doing in here, man? You're missing out.
我和简吹了 I blew it with Jane.
-我们可以想办法 -不 没有办法了 - We can fix that. - No, nothing can fix this.
我...我找不到正确的形容词了 特朗格 I just-- I can't find the words, Trog.
这些东西会让你找到你想说的话 This stuff will give you all the words.
你甚至可以靠近到离人六英尺的地方说话 You might say them six inches closer to people's faces,
但那没有关系 but that could be totally unrelated.
好了 喝吧 盖瑞 Now, ease into it, Gary.
第一杯会让你感觉晕晕的 The first cup will have you feeling pretty loose.
-怎么了 -没什么 - What? - Mmm, nothing.
你好啊 简 What up, Jane?
他走过了火焰 He just walked through fire!
这到底是什么 What is this stuff?
人类的顶峰 The pinnacle of humanity!
我们上吧 Let's do this.
你还在等什么 What are you waiting for?
上来吧 Hop on.
看起来很棒 小盖 Lookin' good, Gar.
我的杯子 Whoa, my cups!
-哇 -好平衡 - Whoa. - What balance!
不客气 You're welcome.
简 Jane.
盖瑞 Gary.
我和你在这片树林里住了好几年 You and I have lived in this forest for years
遵守相同的规则 但是你猜怎么着 playing by the same old rules, but guess what?
我根本不会在乎这些规则 I don't care about those rules.
我想要新的东西 I wanna be something new,
不一样的东西 something different,
现在还不存在的东西 something that doesn't even exist yet.
我想要的不仅是做爱 I want more than sex
不仅是做朋友 and more than just friends.
而是共存 Coexisting.
希望今晚是我们的开始 I want tonight to be the beginning of us.
特朗格 你不是说不会有后遗症吗 Trog, I thought you said no consequences.
不 是她说没有后遗症的 Mm-mm, no. She said no consequences.
真的吗 我完全不记得了 Did I? I honestly can't remember.
那是两个后遗症了 Oh, that's two consequences.
简在哪里 Where's Jane?
她可能去给我们拿早饭了 She probably went to get us breakfast.
你们的脚都变成这样了吗 Do you guys all have the foot situation?
这是什么 Ugh, what is that?
-那又是什么 -没什么 - And what is that? - Nothing.
简 还记得你要去拿早餐吗 Jane, remember you were gonna get breakfast?
-在哪里呢 -早餐 - Where is that? - Breakfast?
现在已经过了午餐时间了 It's after lunch.
真是疯狂的一晚 What a night, huh?
简直是最棒的一晚了 I mean, I can't picture it going any better.
除了我们脚上的伤 Yeah, well, except for the whole foot thing.
等等 你以为昨晚发生了什么 Wait, what do you think happened last night?
你什么意思 How do you mean?
你要去哪... Where are you goin--
真棒 我也是 Cool. Same.
我的头发着火了 My hair on fire.
你的脚都化了 Your feet are melting.
这是什么东西 Ech, what is this stuff?
我们上吧 Oh, now, let's do this!
你还在等什么 伙计 What are you waiting for, man?
-上去吧 -听着 我可以的 - Hop on. - Listen. I can do it.
-我可以 -振作点 伙计 - I'm doing it. - Oh, get it together, man.
你肯定会后悔的 This will be a terrible memory for you.
简 Jane!
-你这个混蛋 -小心看着点路 - Oh, you dick! - Hey, watch where you're going.
不客气 You're welcome.
伙计们 我觉得亚哥要死了 Guys, I think Ugg is dying.
-喂 -盖瑞 - Hey. - Gary?
我想要新的东西 I wanna be something new,
不一样的东西 something different,
现在还不存在的东西 something that doesn't even exist yet.
盖瑞 Oh, Gary.
我想要不仅是做朋友 I wanna be more than just friends.
共存 Coexisting.
我想要的不仅是做爱 I want more than sex.
希望今晚是我们的开始 I want tonight to be the beginning of us.
好吧 首先 Okay, first of all,
马什还好吗 is Marsh okay?
不 特朗格 我不好 No, Trog. No, I'm not.
你用大火教了我们一课 You taught us a real lesson with big fire.
我们明白 亚哥 We get it, Ugg.
快乐 Ech, pleasure...
没有工作的支持 就什么都不是 ...is nothing without the work that precedes it.
我们明天一大早就去打猎 We're back to hunting first thing tomorrow.
好 好 Oh, uh, good, good.
很高兴这一课有用 Yeah, uh, I'm glad my lesson was effective.
昨晚真是一场灾难 Last night was a disaster.
我不知道 I don't know.
其实还挺有意思的 It was pretty fun.
是吗 特朗格 你觉得毒死自己很有趣吗 Oh, yeah, Trog? You think poisoning yourself is fun?
我是说 不是每晚 Well, I mean, not every night.
那也太疯狂了 You know, that would be crazy.
不如狂欢两天 休息五天 What about two nights on and then five nights off
这样中间就能干些活 so we can get some work done in between?
好主意 合理多了 Yes, great idea. Way more reasonable.
你是多恨我们 How much do you hate us?
你让自己出了大洋相 You made complete fools of yourselves,
但更糟糕的是 but even worse,
我还得坐在那里看着整个营地 I had to sit there and watch our entire camp
把时间和资源浪费在这么愚蠢的事上 waste their time and resources on something so stupid,
但你知道我还看到了什么吗 but you know what else I saw?
在那么一瞬间 整个营地的人都很开心 For a brief moment, the whole camp was happy
然后大家就全都开始呕吐 before the group vomiting started obviously.
-那的确很糟糕 -非常糟糕 - Yeah, that was-- that was bad. - So much vomit.
活是跑不掉的 Work isn't going anywhere.
我们总能做更多的事 We can always do more,
但如果我们不开心 这一点意义都没有 but it doesn't mean anything unless we're happy, right?
也许拥有什么都不做的自由 Maybe having the freedom to do nothing
是我们现在取得最大的进展 is really the best kind of progress we've got.
听起来很棒 That sounds beautiful,
但我的头好疼 我脚上的皮都要掉了 but my head hurts and the skin on my feet is peeling off.
我要去小睡一下到明天早上 Yeah, I'm gonna take a quick nap till tomorrow morning.
听着 简 Listen, Jane.
我有点担心 I'm a little worried
你的墙上有一张关于我的画 that there's a sketch of me on your wall.
我更担心你把一头麋鹿认成了我 Well, I'm more worried that you confused me for an elk.
但我还想问 你说的话是认真的吗 Um, but I still wanna ask, did you mean what you said?
每个字都是 Every word of it.
你不是吧 Are you serious?
你浑身都是呕吐物 You were covered in vomit,
满嘴腐烂麋鹿肉的味道 and your breath smells like rotten elk meat.
赶紧速战速决吧 Let's just get this over with.
怎么样 So how did it go?
非常... It was, um-- it was pretty...
-非常什么 -非常奇怪 - Pretty what? - Pretty weird.
-他们接受吗 -也许太接受了 - Were they receptive? - Maybe too receptive.
但完全是大成功 But it was a total success.
我们得到了我们想要的所有东西 We got everything we wanted.
朋友们 森林里的和平新时代开始了 Friends, a new peaceful era has begun in the forest.
不 Oh, no.
愚蠢的麋鹿 Stupid elk.
我要吐到喉咙的洞里了 I'm puking through the neck hole.
这才是底线 Yeah, this is rock bottom.
我受不了了 Okay. I'm done.