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《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "Resident Alien."
被困在外星上 Stranded on an alien planet.
為了活下來 并完成我的任務 In order to survive and complete my mission,
我得想辦法用人形融入這里 I would have to somehow fit in with the human life forms.
哈里·萬德斯本格醫生 Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle?
昨晚鎮上發生了一起謀殺案 We had a murder in town last night.
我們要你來幫我們看看尸體 We need you to come down and take a look at the body.
-搞什么鬼 -你沒死 - What the mother hell? - You're not dead.
阿斯塔是護士 Asta's the nurse.
是新來的那個醫生 It's the new doctor.
-他是外星人 -等等 外星人 - He's an alien. - Wait, an alien?
你到底教了這孩子什么鬼啊 What the hell are you teaching this kid, huh?
一個錯誤 One mistake.
一個為了生存而犯下的小錯誤 Just one mistake made out of necessity for survival.
我別無選擇 I had no choice
只能殺死了那個叫哈里·萬德斯本格的人 but to kill the human known as Harry Vanderspeigle.
我是在保護自己 I was just defending myself.
在我把他 How was I supposed to know
從冰上扔下去時 when I threw him on top of the ice
我怎么知道他會消失在湖里 he would disappear into the lake?
我是一個外星人 I am an alien.
我根本不知道地球是怎么樣 I don't know every little detail about how Earth works.
一切都會沒事的 Everything will be fine.
我只需要趕在別人之前找到尸體 I just need to find that body before someone else does.
外星居民 第一季第三集
睡覺 人類弱小又低效的另一個有力實例 Sleep: another example of humans being weak and inefficient.
他們的身體每天必須休眠八小時 Their bodies must shut down for eight hours every single day,
不然就不能正常工作 or they don't work properly.
拜托到六點了 拜托到六點了 Please be 6:00 A. M. Please be 6:00 A. M.
有好多事要做 So much to do.
我要找到湖里的那具尸體 找到我的設備 I have to find that body in the lake, find my device,
我在山上炸裂的飛船碎片 the pieces of my ship that broke off over the mountains,
我要殺了那個孩子 I have to kill that kid--
差點就忘了 mm, almost forgot about that.
滅絕人類 Exterminate the human race.
牛奶 得弄點牛奶 Milk, gotta get milk.
別忘了牛奶 Don't forget the milk.
也許可以弄點碎片 Maybe some cereal.
要是我睡不著 If I can't sleep,
至少可以學學提升我的醫術 I can at least learn to be a better doctor.
環切包皮 Circumcision.
這是什么 眼部手術嗎 點擊 What is that, eye surgery? Click.
他們是野蠻人 They are a savage people.
煥然一新 Refreshed.
有足夠的能量去登山了 Plenty of energy to climb a mountain.
你聽說劇院邊的那家中國餐館 Did you hear that Chinese restaurant next to the theater
要關門了嗎 is shutting down?
不是吧 No way.
我超喜歡那家店 I love that place.
李太太說她丈夫出軌 Yeah, Mrs. Lee accused her husband of cheating.
他們應該要離婚了 I guess they're splitting up.
什么 他們倆明明很般配 What? They're such a great couple.
可能只是一些誤會 It's probably a misunderstanding.
我會找她聊聊的 I'll talk to her.
我聽說有人想要把那里改成披薩快餐店 I hear someone wants to turn it into a gourmet pizza joint.
從另一方面來說 On the other hand,
他的確很有女人緣 所以吧 he was handsy with the ladies, so.
她也是迫于無奈了吧 She's gotta do what she's gotta do.
好了 你往高處扔 我往低處扔 Right. You throw high, I'll throw low?
-引線開 -引線開 - Spinner's on. - Spinner's on.
-保險移除 -保險移除 - Safety off. - Safety off.
三 二 一 拉 Three, two, one, pull.
漂亮的勾手 Nice hook shot.
球是命 Ball is life.
再說一遍試試 Yeah, say that again.
-球是命 -不 別 - Ball is life. - No, don't--
-別說兩遍... -球是命 - don't say it twi-- - Ball is life.
你總是這樣 You always do that.
這是我找到的第三片飛船碎片 This is the third piece of my ship that I've found.
我的設備肯定就在附近 My device has to be nearby.
這里不止我一個人 I'm not alone up here.
這可不妙 This is bad.
我感覺到我的后虹膜皺褶和我的睪丸收緊了 I just felt my rear iris pucker and my testicles tighten.
我的味道沒有變 My taint remains unchanged.
雪崩覆蓋了我的搜索區域 That avalanche covering my search area
讓我的工作幾乎倒退了一周 has set me back at least a week.
這些人類自以為總是能跑來破壞我的計劃 These humans think they can constantly thwart my plans.
不可能了 Well, no more.
真是太扯淡了 This is some bullshit!
你好 我叫凱特·霍索恩 Hi, I'm Kate Hawthorne.
我的丈夫是本 鎮長 My husband is Ben, the mayor.
我見過他 身上一股湯味 I met him. He smells like soap.
就是他 Yeah, that's him.
我的兒子幾天前從你的診所逃走 My son ran out of your office a few days ago.
我能進去嗎 拜托 Can I come in? Please?
好 稍等一下 Yes, just one minute.
我有事要和你說 I need to talk to you about something.
我的兒子麥克斯和我說你是外新人 My son Max told me you're an alien.
然后呢 What's that then?
他還和我說你闖進了他的臥室 He also told me that you broke into his bedroom
想要殺死他 and tried to kill him.
有意思 That's interesting.
他到底怎么了 What is wrong with him?
他為什么要編這些事 Why is he making things up?
-你覺得他在說謊 -他當然在說謊 - You think he's lying. - Of course he's lying.
你顯然不是外星人 You're obviously not an alien.
他之前從診所跑了 我真是尷尬死了 I'm so embarrassed that he ran out of the clinic.
真抱歉打擾你了 I'm sorry to bother you.
這種事我通常是跟山姆聊的 可他... I normally talk to Sam about this stuff, but he's--
你知道的 well, you know.
他死了 He's dead.
-對 -你沒什么好擔心的 - Yeah. - Well, you don't have anything to worry about.
我不是外星人 I'm not an alien.
太可惜了 我聽說外星人還挺酷的 Unfortunately. I hear they're pretty cool.
謝謝你過來 Thank you for coming over.
只是...我沒法讓我兒子放下這個想法 It's just-- I can't get my son off of this.
他不只是編造故事 他... And it's not just the stories, he's--
他還畫了畫 he's drawn pictures.
非常多的畫 你看看 Lots and lots of pictures. Look at them.
太讓人擔心了 They're disturbing.
還有那個外星人 他... And that alien? I mean--
他居然說服副警長畫了這個 he even convinced the deputy to draw this.
你看看 惡心死了 Look at this, it's disgusting.
我光是看著就想吐了 Makes me want to throw up just looking at it.
有的人以為人類就夠丑了呢 Some people think humans are ugly.
我不知道該怎么辦了 I just don't know what to do.
麥克斯不肯睡覺 不肯吃東西 Max won't sleep, he won't eat,
實話說吧 他快把我逼瘋了 and, frankly, he is driving me crazy.
你是醫生 You're a doctor.
有什么我們能做的嗎 Is there anything that we can do?
搬走 Move.
-什么 -搬得遠遠的 - What? - Far away from here.
找所新學校 開始新生活 A new school, a new life.
如果麥克斯知道自己再也不會踏入科羅拉多州 If Max knows that he is never setting a foot in Colorado
或是美國西部 or the Western United States again,
我覺得他會成為一個快樂的孩子 I think that he will be a happy kid.
我們在這里有工作 Uh, we have jobs.
我丈夫是鎮長 My husband is the mayor.
蘇格蘭也招鎮長 Scotland needs mayors.
我在書上看到的 I read it in a book.
我們不會搬家 We're not moving.
當然了 Ah, of course!
不搬 Not.
他可能只是在尋求關注 He's probably just looking for attention.
對 Yeah.
可能有道理 I guess that makes sense.
我白天會盡量避開麥克斯 I try and steer clear of Max during the day.
有一個在學校工作的媽并不輕松 Having a mom who works at school isn't the easiest thing.
忽視 是你的錯 Neglect. It's your fault.
這樣的話 你可以走了 And with that, you can go.
嗯...我... Uh... yeah, well, I...
看來我就盡量多陪陪他吧 guess I'll just try spending more time with him.
我得承認 我覺得自己都快瘋了 Gotta be honest, I feel like I'm losing my mind.
麥克斯再不放棄外星人的事 Max doesn't drop the alien thing,
我就要殺了他 I'm gonna kill him.
你我都是 You and me both.
謝謝你做的一切 Thank you so much for everything--
好吧 'Kay.
早啊 混蛋 Good morning, dickhead.
你不能那么叫我 那是個不好的詞 Can't call me that. That's a nasty word.
對不起了 小雜碎 Oh, I'm sorry, shit-for-brains.
你沒禮貌 你還偷了我的傳單 You're inappropriate and you stole my flyers.
你還想把它們貼回去嗎 Do you wanna put them back up?
盡管去啊 Go ahead.
反正也沒人相信你 連你父母都不信 No one believes you, anyway, not even your parents.
去跟人說我是外星人啊 Tell people I am an alien.
爬到鎮上最高的塔上 Climb to the highest tower in town
昭告天下啊 and shout it to everyone.
現在沒有塔了 傻子外星人 We don't have towers, you dumb alien.
不 我... No, I--
我知道沒塔 我那是個比喻 I know that; it was a figure of speech.
才不是 No, it wasn't.
我的天 你還真以為我們有塔 Oh, my God, you actually thought we had towers.
-我沒有 -你太笨了 - I did not! - You're so stupid.
"你好 我是外星人 我以為這是有城堡的年代 "Hi, I'm an alien and I think it's castle times
還有塔這種東西" and there are towers."
我是在試探你是不是以為這里有塔 I was testing to see if you thought there were towers,
算你走運 你過關了 and you're lucky you passed.
-我現在要去上學了 -等等 - Well, I'm gonna go to school now. - Wait.
希望不會有塔砸在我身上 I hope a tower doesn't fall on me
因為我們活在自欺欺人的時代 because we live in make-believe times.
是你以為現在還有塔 You're the one who thinks there's towers!
混蛋 Dickhead.
垃... Assh--
垃圾 Asshole.
阿絲兒塔 Hey, Ass-ta.
是阿斯塔 艾倫 你知道的 It's Ah-sta, Ellen. You knew that.
抱歉 肯定是我的加拿大基因在作祟 Sorry. Must be the Canadian in me.
在你假想的國界線這頭 我叫阿斯塔 Well, on this side of the imaginary border, it's Ah-sta.
帕斯塔 抓馬 阿斯塔 還有什么能幫你的 Pasta, drama, Ah-sta. What else can I do for you?
阿斯塔 V醫生需要些處方簽 Ah-sta, Dr. V needs some prescription pads,
可我找不著 but I can't find any.
你都找了哪里 Well, where have you looked?
我還沒找呢 你去幫他拿行嗎 I haven't looked yet. Can you get them?
員工間
你在干什么 Whoa, what are you doing?
-我太想要了 -什么 - I want that so badly. - Excuse me?
睡覺 Sleep.
我晚上睡不著 現在正努力學習怎么睡 I can't sleep at night. I'm trying to learn how.
好吧 停下來 怪瘆人的 Okay, well, please stop. It's creepy.
起來 Get up.
杰伊 醒醒 Jay, Jay, wake up.
醒一醒 Please wake up.
你在周圍看到山姆的處方箋了嗎 Have you seen one of Sam's prescription pads laying around?
少了一個 There's one missing.
我不知道他有沒有帶回家 I don't know if he took it home, I...
他以前總把它們放在辦公室 he always used to keep them here.
這就是你叫醒我的原因嗎 That's why you woke me up?
那你有沒有看到 Well, have you seen it or not?
沒有 Not.
我只是在這打工掙學分 I just work here for school credit.
我都不知道壓舌板在哪 I barely know where the tongue depressors are.
我以為睡覺能讓人感覺好點 I thought sleep was supposed to make you feel better.
放她一馬吧 Cut her some slack.
她可能跟我們一樣整晚沒睡 She was probably up all night reeling like the rest of us.
你都不認識山姆 你為什么睡不著 You didn't even know Sam. Why can't you sleep?
湖里漂著一個死去的我 There's a dead me floating in the lake.
我找不到大腦的開關 I can't find the on/off switch in my brain.
你有冥想過嗎 Do you ever meditate?
你說的冥想 是指安靜地坐著 By meditate, do you mean sit peacefully
然后思考我想要殺的人嗎 and think of all the people I want to kill?
有 我非常喜歡冥想 Yes. I like it very much.
-很好 -萬德斯本格醫生 - Good. - Uh, Dr. Vanderspeigle,
我們需要你去市政廳一趟 we need you down at the town hall.
發生什么事了 What's going on?
又發現了一具尸體 這次是在湖里 There's another dead body. This time in the lake.
好吧 Okay.
市政廳 警長辦公室
好了 好了 All right, all right,
現在外面有很多不實傳言 好嗎 now there's a lot of misinformation out there, okay?
大家都冷靜一下 Everybody just needs to calm down.
得有人打開該死的窗戶 And somebody need to open up a damn window
因為這里聞起來像汗津津的戶外用品商店 'cause it smell like a sweaty REI store up in here.
什么 What?
我聽說他們發現了一具尸體 I hear they found a body?
不 只有一只腳 No, just a foot.
杰克·魯尼在湖里釣魚時發現的 Jack Rooney found it fishing the lake.
哪個湖 我的湖嗎 Which lake? My lake?
不是你的湖 Not your lake.
科羅拉多州的湖 Belongs to the state of Colorado.
你是想唬我嗎 Oh, are you trying to impress me?
讓我以為你有個湖 By making me think you own a lake?
沒有 我不是那個意思 No, I'm not doing that.
你能不能別那么自我 Can maybe you be just a little less needy
稍微察言觀色一下 and a little bit more sensitive?
畢竟有人死了 Because somebody's died, so.
拜托 我們能看看那只腳嗎 Come on, can we see the foot?
怎么回事 那只腳是誰的 What's going on? Who does the foot belong to?
對啊 我們能摸摸嗎 Yes, and can we touch it?
他們是被謀殺的嗎 Were they murdered?
-好了 各位 各位 -腳是什么尺碼 - Okay, folks, folks, folks. - What size is it?
我們正在調查 This is an ongoing investigation
而我們現在只有...只有一只死者的腳 and all that we have now is...Is...Is a dead foot.
那只腳是我殺的那個人的 That foot belongs to the guy I killed.
據我們所知 只是 For all we know, you know, it's just, uh,
某個徒步者的腳被熊咬掉了 some hiker who got his foot ripped off by a bear.
有只殺人的熊逍遙法外嗎 There's a killer bear on the loose?
我知道 是我的錯 I know it. It's my own fault.
我應該多花點時間在湖里找 I should've spent more time searching the lake
然后少追超長電視劇《法律與秩序》 and less time watching "Law & Order" Marathons.
好了 所有人都閉嘴 All right! I want everybody to shut up!
我希望這里安靜到 I want it so quiet in here,
能聽到老鼠在棉花上尿尿的聲音 明白嗎 you can hear a mouse piss on cotton, you understand me?
不明白 No.
-好了 -好吧 - Now... - Okay.
你們都知道 As you all know,
我們最近失去我們的山姆·霍奇斯 we recently lost one of our own, Sam Hodges,
他被謀殺了 who was murdered.
現在 在這里找到一只腳 Now, finding this here foot in there?
這是件好事 This is a good thing,
因為這意味著我們鎮上沒有殺人犯 'cause it means that we don't have a murderer in our town.
沒有嗎 We--we don't?
我們有一個連環殺手 大伙 We got ourselves a serial killer, y'all.
這算什么好事 How the hell is that a good thing?
連環殺手不會逃跑 躲藏 Serial killers don't run away and hide.
他們潛伏等待再次出手 所以更容易抓到他們 They lie in wait to strike again, so they're easier to catch.
如果我是個連環殺手 Hell, if I was a serial killer,
我現在就在這個房間里尋找下一個受害者 I'd be in this room right now looking for my next victim.
好了 別擔心 All right. Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't worry!
我們要把這只腳送去丹佛做DNA檢測 We're gonna send the foot to Denver for DNA testing.
只要我們查出是誰 就能抓住兇手 Once we find out who it is, we gon' catch this killer.
我不能讓他們拿到DNA I can't let them get that DNA.
他們會知道我就是湖里的那個死者 They'll know I'm dead lake man.
醫生 你有什么... Doctor, do you have anything that...
有什么要補充的嗎 that you could...That you could add?
我好害怕 I am so scared!
真不錯 醫生 非常應景 Real nice, Doc. Real smooth, real smooth.
害怕是真的 我具有全部的跡象 Fear is real. I have all the signs.
手心出汗 Sweaty palms...
心跳加速 Elevated heartbeat...
帽子不錯 怪胎 Nice hat, freak.
現在我的身體 能感受人類的情感 Now that I'm in this body, I'm feeling human emotions.
對不起咯 Sorry.
可憐的家伙 Poor guy.
我猜可能是船的螺旋槳打中了尸體 My guess is a boat propeller probably hit the dead body
把腳直接切下來了 and just chopped the foot right off.
白人男性 White male.
我覺得有四十多歲 八十公斤 I'm thinking late 40s, 180 pounds,
一米八以上 over six feet tall.
這是十二碼的腳 That's a size twelve shoe.
天啊 要不是你有兩只腳 Heck, if you didn't have two feet,
我都會以為這是你的腳 I'd think this thing was yours.
你真是個幽默的人 You are a funny, hilarious person.
總之 如果查出了匹配的DNA Anyway, the medical examiner will let us know
法醫會通知我們的 if we get a hit on the DNA.
對 我知道有可能匹配不到 No, I know there's a chance that there won't be,
但現在基因庫里有那么多人的信息 but with so many people in the database these days,
還有那些祖先基因測試 all those ancestry testing kits.
我都做過一次 Even I did one.
結果我發現 Uh, I found out that, um,
我的親生父親 my real father
其實是我爸爸最好的朋友比爾 is actually my dad's best friend, Bill,
所以我告訴了我爸爸 so I told my dad
他就和我媽媽分手了 and he and my mom broke up
然后他離開搬去了俄亥俄州 所以... and then he left town and he moved to Ohio, so...
我不推薦那些測試 I don't recommend those tests.
不管怎樣 很快基因庫里就只缺 Anyway, soon the only people who won't be in the database
隱士和嬰兒的信息了 are hermits and babies.
絕對是我的腳 Definitely my foot.
我的種族進化出了令人驚嘆的能力 It's amazing how my people have developed the ability
能夠從細胞層面模仿其他生命體 to mimic other life forms on the cellular level.
我們是種無與倫比的... We are an incredible...
我忘記關門了 And I forgot to close the door.
等你又古怪完了以后 When you're doing being next-level weird,
布里斯科一家在診室等著 we have the Briscoes in the exam room.
找到我的襪子了 Oh, there's my sock.
在這呢 It's here.
我的那只腳去哪了 Where's my goddamn foot?
你偷了我那個死人的小腳丫 You stole my five dead little piggies,
更別提還有麗芙最愛的鐵桶了 not to mention Liv's favorite bucket.
她總把汽水放在那里面 She puts her soda pop in there.
我可以幫忙 我是個病理學家 I can help. I am a pathologist.
你不需要把整只腳送到丹佛去 You don't need to send the whole foot to Denver.
那就把這玩意病理一下 Well, then pathologize the damn thing
給我整份DNA樣本 and get me a DNA sample.
美國著名連環殺手
我們這出了個泰德·邦迪 We got some Ted Bundy shit going on around here,
我得在他下次出手之前阻止他 and I need to put a stop to it before he strikes again.
或者是她 Or she.
殺手可能是個女人 The killer could be a woman.
那是性別歧視 你這性別主義者 That's sexist. You're sexist.
讓我來告訴你吧 Let me tell you something.
我說"他"的時候 我指的是男女統稱 When I say he, I mean he or she.
我們兩個之間 You know, between you and me,
還說什么政治正確的屁話 what is this PC bullshit anyway now?
還得用"他/她"代指"他"嗎 You gotta say "he/she" for "he"
"他"本來指的就是"他/她" 懂我意思嗎 when "he" already mean "he/she," you know what I mean?
我只覺得那樣更尊重人 I just think it'll be more respectful
如果你覺得殺手也能是女人 if you think of the killer as a woman.
好吧 Okay.
告訴你我覺得什么叫尊重吧 Well, let me tell you what I think would be respectful...
那就是你給我從這只腳上取下一塊皮膚樣本 is if you got me a skin sample off this foot
別讓我等得要吃偉哥了 before I start needing dick pills.
現在我去候診室等著你 Now, I'ma be in the waiting room waiting.
沒人知道偉大想法的來源 No one knows where great ideas come from,
但你總會記得靈光乍現的地點 but you always remember where you were when they came.
好了 There.
包皮環切術 優缺點
而這次 我的好主意來自于這一刻 And in this case, my great idea came the moment
當我走進診室并且想到 I entered the exam room and realized
我要把這個嬰兒的包皮切下來 I was going to cut the foreskin off this baby's dick
然后交給警長 and hand it to the sheriff.
-他生病幾天了 -就兩天 - How long has he been sick? - Just two days.
他沒有發燒 He doesn't have a fever.
不幸中的萬幸 That's a relief.
他的胸腔聲音正常 His chest is clear.
他割過包皮了嗎 Is he circumcised?
-什么 -什么 - What? - What?
對 我這個問題太蠢了 Right, how dumb of me to ask.
我就在這呢 可以直接自己檢查 I'm right here. I can just check myself.
來看看你下面是什么情況吧 小家伙 Let's see what you're packin' down there, champ.
哈里... 萬德斯本格醫生 Harry... Dr. Vanderspeigle,
你不用這么做的 you don't need to do that.
他沒有割包皮 至少現在還沒有 He's not circumcised. Not yet, anyway.
我們在考慮 但還沒決定好 We were thinking about it but hadn't made a decision.
你不需要現在就做決定 And you don't need to make a decision right now.
越早越好 The sooner the better.
割掉包皮可以降低尿路感染的風險 Removing the foreskin reduces the risk of urinary tract infection.
-還有性病 -性病 - Also STDs. - STDs?
你想讓你的孩子得淋病嗎 Do you want your baby getting gonorrhea?
-你是認真在問我嗎 -不 不是的 - Is that a real question? - No, it's not.
你應該考慮一下 那是個非常簡單的手術 You should consider it. It's a very simple procedure.
我只需要通過手術切除 All I do is surgically remove the skin
包裹著你孩子老二頂端的皮膚 which covers the tip of your baby's prick.
給你 Here you go.
我要留著那只腳 保存好它 I'm keeping the foot so it can be stored properly.
死者腳上取下的DNA樣本
我沒意見 Fine by me.
它讓我的辦公室聞起來一股壞壽司味 Thing made my whole office smell like bad sushi.
我得把這個還給麗芙 I gotta get this back to Liv.
你懂的 女人都喜歡水桶 You know ladies love they buckets.
你可別說這是性別歧視 事實如此 Before you say that's sexist, that's just a fact.
-小麥 -媽媽 你來這兒干什么 - Hey, Maxie. - Mom, what are you doing?
我不能被人瞧見還在和自己媽媽玩 I can't be seen hanging out with my mother.
傻孩子 Don't be silly. Hey.
老師也是有午休時間的 Teachers get lunch breaks, too.
我只是順路過來看看你 Just wanted to stop by and see how you're doing.
拜托快走吧 Please go!
我可以給你錢 I'll literally pay you.
這錢是我早上給你的 That's the money I gave you this morning.
那也是錢 Money is money.
好吧 但 Okay, just... Hey.
我只是想讓你知道我愛你 I just wanted to tell you that I love you.
行吧 Okay.
-我能抱抱你嗎 -不行 - Can I just get a hug? - No!
行吧 再見 Okay, great. Okay, bye.
愛你 Love you.
他就是那個貼外星人海報的小孩兒 Dude, that's the kid with the alien poster.
小麥 有人見過這個外星人嗎 請聯系小麥
演太空男孩兒呢 What, Space Boy?
就是他貼的外星人海報嗎 He's the one with the alien posters?
你也是來笑話我的嗎 You wanna make fun of me too?
不 No.
我相信你 Because I believe you.
壓力 恐懼 Stress, fear.
難怪人類晚上會睡不著覺 No wonder humans can't sleep at night.
這水冷得能凍壞你的蛋 Imagine what that water would do to your balls?
至少我不會再想那小孩或是斷腳的事兒了 At least I don't have to worry about the kid or the foot anymore.
發生什么事了 為什么你們會出現在我家湖邊 What's going on here? Why are you on my beach?
警察辦案 醫生 It's official police business, Doc.
尸體其他部分一定在這兒的哪個地方 Rest of that body's got to be out there somewhere,
我打算找看看 and I plan on finding it.
你們太努力了 需要休息休息 You work too hard. You should take some time off.
請遵醫囑 Doctor's orders.
我有點擔心 I am a little concerned about
這次行動的規模 the overall scale of this operation.
搜遍整個湖可不在我的預算范圍內 You know, we don't have the budget to drag this whole lake.
那你的預算里包括 You got it in your budget
住在一個尸體遍布的小鎮上嗎 to live in a town littered with dead bodies?
帳可不是這樣算的 Not really how budgets work.
整個搜查 真的太貴了 And this whole thing... It's just too expensive.
鎮里絕對不會為零食付款的 I mean, the town is definitely not paying for snacks, okay?
那是克里特斯的狗糧 Those are Cletus's dog treats.
別吐 Hey, don't be spittin' that out!
那可是真的野牛肉 你到底啥毛病 That's real bison meat. What the hell's wrong with you?
-我去 這味道像怪味花生 -聽著各位 - Dang it! God, it's like a gamey peanut. - Listen,
在場的各位都得打起精神 everyone here needs to get their head in the game.
必須將整個湖搜個遍 We're searching this entire lake.
找到尸體之前絕不停歇 We ain't gon' stop till we find that body.
是的 護士 Yes, nurse.
我屁股為了供你檢查 I have very bad ass rash
起了一大片疹子 請吧 for you to examine, please.
來吧 Okay?
天 嚇我一跳 Oh, my God, you scared me.
行了 走吧 Come on, let's go.
最近你總是悶悶不樂的 You've been so mopey lately.
你知道的 我朋友山姆死了 You do know my friend Sam died.
我知道 Yes, I know.
我知道 I know, I know,
很抱歉這真的太糟糕了 and I'm very sorry and it sucks,
但是為了讓你不再去想這件事 but maybe to get your mind off of it,
跟我出去吧 you come out with me.
你這是又要帶我去喂小松鼠嗎 You taking me to feed baby squirrels again?
比這更好 This is even better.
他們要是能找到尸體 我就去自殺 They find that body, I'm gonna legit shit myself.
你說找點兒樂子的時候 When you said "Have some fun,"
我還以為是指吃頓美食或看場電影 I thought you meant dinner or maybe a movie.
得了吧 這可有場直播 Come on, we got a live show here.
萬眾期待得壓軸大戲是出現一具被水泡脹的尸體 The finale, fingers crossed, is a bloated, dead corpse.
就這了嗎 一場浮尸秀 So this is our night? A floater watch party?
就這個小鎮來說已經很不錯了 This town, I'll take what I can get.
而且 跟我約會的那個人 他鴿了我 Besides, I was dating this guy, and he sort of ghosted me.
完全斷了聯系 I mean, he stopped calling entirely
我甚至希望那個尸體就是他的 and I'm kind of hoping that's him out there, you know?
有個了結 Get some closure.
你猜我聽說了什么 JT晚點有個趴 Also, you know what I heard? JT is having a party later.
JT JT.
都快忘了這號人了 I haven't thought about him in forever.
簡直不敢相信他還住在這里 I can't believe he's still around.
大家都住在這里 Well, I mean, everybody's still around.
沒人會離開 Nobody gets out of here.
我們會的 We did.
一定會的 I'll give us that.
我倆都能實現自己的夢想 We both got out and chased our dreams.
-說得好 -是啊 - Damn right. - Yeah.
即使現實在身后追逐著我們 And reality chased us right back.
沒錯 Yeah.
竟然有點兒羨慕湖里的那具死尸 Yeah, starting to envy that body in the lake.
副警長 你怎么靠岸了 Deputy, why is your boat headed to shore?
鎮長說他必須得回去 The mayor has to be brought back in.
他還有個會 He has an appointment.
船上是有人吐了嗎 Is there somebody throwing up on that boat?
警長 我是鎮長 Uh, hi, Sheriff. This is the mayor speaking.
我有個預先約定好的會 I just have a pre-existing appoi...
你暈船了嗎 Are you seasick?
我們不會就因為 We don't halt justice
你肚子有點不舒服 就暫停司法 just 'cause your tummy's a little upset.
如果你想要小便 嘔吐或是大便 If you gotta piss, puke, or shit,
你就去船側邊解決掉 you do it over the side of the boat.
與此同時 我們仍按計劃行事 In the meantime, we stick to the plan.
你負責湖東邊 我負責湖西邊 完畢 You do the east lake grid; I do the west lake grid. Over.
收到 警長 Aye-aye, Sheriff.
要不 你喝點水 Perhaps if you drank some water?
我滿嘴只有野牛味 All I taste is bison.
我不喜歡這種感覺 I don't like this feeling.
甚至這條狗都讓我感到緊張 Even this dog is making me nervous.
我還記得我不知道恐懼是什么感覺的時候 I remember when I didn't know the meaning of fear.
我的飛船墜毀后 我獨自生活了兩周 After my ship crashed, I was on my own for two weeks.
四個月前 新墨西哥州
外星人在一個外星球上 處處危機四伏 An alien on an alien planet, danger everywhere.
沒有什么能讓我擔心 None of it concerned me.
沒有恐懼感能讓我做出大膽的時尚選擇 Not knowing fear allowed me to make bold fashion choices.
我不認為他們會找到尸體 I don't think they're gonna find a body.
別這樣 積極點 Come on, stay positive.
那里應該是哈里的小屋 I think that's Harry's cabin over there.
真奢華啊 Fancy.
我好奇當我們分手的時候 一半的小屋能值多少錢 I wonder what half of it will be worth when we split up.
我記起來哈里會讓我想到誰了 I remember who Harry reminds me of.
-誰 -丹尼·奧利弗 - Who? - Danny Oliver.
-老天 是帶你去畢業舞會的那個 -是的 是他 - My God, he took you to prom. - Yes, he did, right?
-是他帶我去的 -天吶 - Yes, he did. - Oh, God.
你還記得他跳的那支《爺錢夠你花》 You remember him dancing to "Got Your Money"?
*小淫貓* *Hey, Dirty!*
*寶貝 爺錢有的是 你別擔心* *Baby, I got your money, don't you worry*
*你最好把錢都給我* *You better give me that money, ooh!*
-我的天 -就現在 - Oh, my damn. - Right now!
*寶貝 給你的份爺有的是* *Baby, I got your money*
-沒錯 -*別但心* - Yes! - *Don't you worry*
*我說* *Said hey*
*寶貝 爺的錢夠你花* *Baby, I got your money*
*我說* *Hey, said hey*
*寶貝 爺錢有的是 別擔心* *Baby, I got your money, don't you worry*
警長 或許 我應該上岸 搜尋下海岸線 Sheriff, maybe I should go in and check the shoreline?
根據現狀 Based on the current,
尸體很有可能已經被水沖上岸了 it is highly probable the body has already washed up.
我知道是怎么回事 鎮長還是不舒服 I know what's going on. The mayor's still sick.
你繼續執行任務 副警長 我們還有具尸體要找 You stay on mission, Deputy. We got a body to find.
這個人不會停手的 This guy's not going to give up.
我不能慌張 我只是需要一個計劃 I can't panic. I just need a plan.
如果他們找到了尸體 If they find the body,
我就說那是我的雙胞胎兄弟 弗雷德里克 I'll say it's my twin brother, Frederico.
花花公子 酗酒 不怎么會游泳 Playboy, drinker, bad swimmer.
下來 小家伙 Whoa. Down, boy.
快下來 小家伙 Down, boy.
下來 這是我的尸體 Down! This is my body.
這是我的尸體 This is my body.
不 快放開 No, let go!
哈里 你在家嗎 Harry? Are you home?
是的 我在家 我就是站在這 啥也沒做 Yes, I'm home just standing here doing nothing.
不錯 看上去像是個有趣的夜晚 Oh, cool. Looks like a fun night.
你們在這干什么 What are you doing here?
我們本來在沙灘上看著他們在湖里打撈 We were down at the beach watching the lake being dragged.
就像我們小鎮版的汽車電影院那樣 It's like our town's version of a drive-in.
我們可以借用一下你的廁所嗎 Can we use your bathroom?
麻煩了 Please?
廁所在后面 It's back there.
但是之后你們得立馬離開 But then you have to leave right away.
-我非常忙 -是的 我們知道 忙著閑 - I'm very busy. - Yeah, we know, doing nothing.
我不喜歡他了 是非常不喜歡他了 I'm over him. Like, so over him.
我甚至因我喜歡過他而感到尷尬 Like, I'm embarrassed that I was into him.
你為什么要翻他的東西 Why are you going through his stuff?
你能以此更多的了解一個人 You can find out a lot about a guy this way.
他所有的維生素都有 He's got all the vitamins.
維生素A B C 天吶 A, B, C--oh, my God.
都是按照字母表順序儲藏的 They're stored in alphabetical order.
他是個瘋子 He's a maniac.
我太"性奮"了 I'm so turned on.
我們準備走了 We are gonna go.
你千萬別進去 Do not go in there.
我是開玩笑的 我沒有在你浴室里大便 I'm just kidding. I didn't shit in your bathroom.
我得去參加派對了 不好意思 你沒被邀請去 Gotta go to a party. Sorry, you're not invited.
差不多算是個女生之夜 Kinda a girl's night thing, so yeah.
-好的 -認真的 沒什么大不了的 - Okay. - Seriously, it's not a big deal.
就是 我的前任 JT 他非常成功 It's just, like, my ex, JT, he's, like, really successful
他在山上有個超級大的房子 and he's got this, like, really big house in the hills
他求著我過去 and he's, like, begging me to go,
這...對他來說很尷尬 which...embarrassing for him, you know?
那我很疑惑你為什么還在這 Then I'm confused why you're still here.
-快去吧 -好了 沒事了 - Go. - No, we're good.
我懂了 那我們下次再見 I get it. So we'll see you another time.
謝謝 Thank you.
就像是他吃醋了但幾乎沒藏住 It's like he's jealous but barely hiding it.
他藏得挺好的 He's hiding it pretty well.
他可能會跟蹤我們 He's probably gonna follow us.
不 他不會的 No, he's not.
-我的天吶 -你太古怪了 - Oh, my God. - You're so weird.
姑娘們 你們帶身份證了嗎 Hey, you girls got ID?
你們在這干什么 Oh, what are you doing here?
那個賤人打電話搬救兵了 This bitch called in for reinforcements.
達茜 Aww, D'arce.
謝謝 該死的 我們開始吧 Thank you. Let's do the damn thing.
這給你 Give it to you.
你有更給力的東西嗎 Ugh, do you have anything stronger?
我吸了足夠塞奇喝一周的奶 Pumped Sage enough milk for a week.
-我要出來浪一浪 -你看起來真性感 - I'm trying to be out‐out. - Ooh, you look hot.
你為什么打扮得像個黑幫老大的妻子 Ooh, why are you dressed like a mob wife?
你為什么不這么穿 Why aren't you?
我有丈夫 你只有貓 I have a husband. You have a cat.
而且 Besides,
這是塞奇出生以來我第一次晚上出來浪 this is the first night I've been out since Sage was born.
我才不要穿野馬隊衛衣和牛仔褲 I'm not gonna waste it on a Broncos jersey and jeans.
我看中一個人了 我想跟他 I see somebody I wanna talk to...
用臀部交流感情 with my butt.
好吧 'Kay.
小心點 Hey, watch it.
-滾遠點 熟女 -熟女 - Kick rocks, cougar. - Cougar?
我們認識一個住在這里的家伙 We know the guy that lives here,
也許 我們會讓他把你攆出這里 so maybe we could have him just kick your ass right out of here.
誰 JT的老爸 他不在鎮上 夫人 Who, JT's dad? He's outta town, lady.
夫人 Lady?
看看這兩個老太婆 Check out the MILFs.
你是邀請我來參加高中派對嗎 Did you invite me to a high school party?
天啊 我靠 Oh, God. Holy shit.
不不 這不好玩 行嗎 No, no, no, this isn't funny, okay?
我浪費時間開了48公里車 雇了保姆 I wasted a 30‐mile drive, a babysitter,
還抹上了最好的口紅來到這 and I smeared my best lipstick to be here.
-抱歉 -天啊 - I'm sorry. - Oh, my God.
達茜在哪 我靠 Where's D'Arcy? Oh, shit.
-我要殺了她 -天啊 天啊 - I'm gonna kill her. - Oh, God, oh, God. Oh, God.
你跳得真好 You're a good dancer.
你很苗條 And you're skinny.
像蟋蟀一樣 Like a cricket.
-你想要上樓嗎 -為什么 樓上有什么 - You wanna take it upstairs? - Why, what's upstairs?
不不 Oh, no, no, no.
天啊 牙套 Oh, my God, braces? Ugh.
高中派對 Ugh, high school party.
你的新男朋友怎么樣 你跟他做過引體向上嗎 How's your new boyfriend. You get into his Pull‐Ups yet?
我覺得剛才那是他第一次勃起 I think that was his first boner.
我猜你忘了JT的兒子也叫JT I guess that you forgot that JT also has a son named JT?
他自戀又不是我的錯 It's not my fault that he is a narcissist.
好吧 好吧 Wow, okay, okay.
不好意思 Excuse me.
-干什么 -你們要來點嗎 - Why? - You guys want some?
太好了 我們在Z時代毒品老巢 Oh, great. We're in a Gen Z drug den.
那是山姆的 你是從哪搞來的 Hey, these are Sam's. Where'd you get these?
我的口袋里 From my pocket.
暈 她的意思是 是誰把這些給你的 Burnout, she means who gave them to you?
這個處方是他死后開的 This prescription was written after he died.
醫生沒有給你開這些藥 You weren't prescribed these.
我要把這個拿走 如果你對此有意見 I'm taking them, and if you have a problem with that,
我要報警了 I'm gonna call the cops.
-這是怎么回事 -我們走吧 - What was that about? - Let's just get out of here.
等等 杰伊 Wait. Jay?
靠 Oh, shit.
這些孩子們怎么比我們還頹 How are all these children more wasted than us?
夠了 我要回家去抱我的寶寶了 Okay, yeah, I'm going home to snuggle my baby.
你們兩個 你們需要回家了 You two, you need families.
又或者是需要律師 Or maybe a lawyer.
真是太難為情了 幫我 This is embarrassing. Help me.
好的好的 來吧 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's do it.
好了 All right.
今晚的事很抱歉 Sorry about tonight.
你還太年輕了 不知道那個派對到底有多糟糕 You're too young to know how sorry that party really was.
-謝謝 -不客氣 - Thanks. - Course.
去睡覺吧 Just get to bed.
等一下 Oh, hang on, um...
我知道你最近過得很艱難 I know you've been going through a hard time lately.
不管你什么時候遇到了困難 Whenever you're having a rough time,
就燒一些雪松 給自己熏香吧 just burn some of this cedar and pull the smoke around you.
這是我爸教我的 會有幫助的 Something my dad taught me. It'll help.
真奇怪 不過好吧 That's weird, but okay.
謝謝 特瑞弗翠絲女士 Thanks, Ms. Twelvetrees.
阿斯塔 你準備好了嗎 Asta, are you ready?
阿斯塔 Asta?
山姆 Sam!
你沒事吧 You okay?
-我們走吧 -好 我們走 - Let's get out of here. - Yeah, let's do it.
坐前面 公主 我可不是專車司機 Up front, princess. I'm not a chauffeur.
我的意思是 好吧 I mean‐oh, okay.
我們就這么做 That's how we're doing it?
對 我們就這么做 Yep, that's how we're doing it.
沒問題 No problem.
今晚就這樣吧 醫生 We're calling it a night, Doc,
但是我們明天繼續 but we'll be back tomorrow.
有具尸體還不見著呢 There's a dead body out there somewhere
我們找不到就誓不罷休 and we're not gonna rest until we find it.
不過我們現在要回家休息了 Except we are going to go home and rest now.
克里特斯 Hey, Cletus!
回來 Hey! Get back here, boy!
你聞到什么了 Hey! What you smell?
克里特斯 Cletus!
你發現什么了 What you got, boy? -
見鬼 它有發現了 Oh, hell. He onto something!
-他不能進去 -去吧 - He cannot go in there. - Go on, boy!
難怪他瘋了似的 No wonder he's losing his mind.
是野牛肉 It's bison.
你有肉 You got meat.
我喜歡吃肉 I like meat.
我也喜歡 I like meat, too, you know?
我嘗過兔肉 I've tried rabbit.
我還吃過一次麋鹿 And I tried moose once.
我叔叔做的 我吃了 但是不喜歡 My uncle made them. I ate it, but I didn't like it.
好吧 這里沒什么好看的 Okay, well, there's nothing to see here.
至少我想吃肉時知道去哪兒找了 對嗎 At least I know where I can come if I need meat, right?
來吧 克里特斯 Come on, here, Cletus!
叫我麗芙 And Liv.
嗨 爸爸 Hey, Dad.
你怎么就醒了 Why are you awake?
-別告訴我你一晚上都在等我 -沒有 - Please don't tell me you waited up for me. - No.
-吃早餐嗎 -好啊 - Breakfast? - Oh, my God, please.
炒雞蛋 你最喜歡的 Scrambled eggs, your favorite.
看起來不錯 This looks good.
是個女孩 It was a girl.
是個女嬰 The baby was a girl.
我以為沒有我她會過得更好 I thought she'd be better off without me,
但如果這不是真的呢 but what if that's not true?
如果 如果她應該和我在一起呢 What if--what if she's supposed to be with me?
你是那孩子的母親 You're a mother to that child.
你們之間的紐帶永遠不會斷 That bond can never be broken.
這是母親給孩子的禮物 It's a mother's gift.
不管孩子在哪兒 Wherever that child is,
你都能感受到她 you'll always be able to sense her.
有一天 One day,
這種聯系會讓你們團聚 that connection will bring you back together.
喬餐廳
-給你 -謝謝 - Here you go. - Oh, thank you.
我倆的袋子一樣 We both have the same bag.
是啊 Oh, um, yeah.
我給你的辦公桌抽屜買了把鎖 I was just buying a lock for your desk drawer.
山姆過去把病例單放在那兒 It's where Sam used to keep all his prescription pads.
你呢 What about you?
我也有些東西要鎖起來 I also have some things to lock away.
倉庫鎖
你到底是誰 哈里·萬德斯本格 Who even are you, Harry Vanderspeigle?
就是一個... Just a...
人 guy.
人人都有秘密 Everybody has secrets.
恐懼是很好的動力 Fear is such a great motivator.
讓人把秘密鎖起來 It makes people lock those secrets away.
但每有一個人把秘密鎖起來 But for every one person locking away their secrets,
就有兩個人想發現真相 there are two more people seeking to uncover the truth.
嚇人吧 Scary, right?
好惡心 He's disgusting.
肯定是他把你的自行車剎車弄壞的 He definitely cut the brakes on your bike.
我要走近看看 I need to get a closer look.
別 別去 No, don't. Don't do it.
什么鬼 What the hell?
不友好的獾 燒烤酒吧
新墨西哥某地
于是我盯著那個外星人的黃眼睛 So I look that alien son of a bitch right in his jaundiced eyes
直截了當地說道 and I said in no uncertain terms,
"別惹我" "I'm not the one to mess with."
我說 "小子 我不知道你是從哪兒來的 I said, "Boy, I don't know where you're from
我他媽也不在乎 "And I don't much give a flying duck's fart.
有一件事是肯定的 "One thing's for certain, two things for sure.
你最好離我遠點" You best stay the hell away from me."
他向我走來 Well, he come at me.
我一腳踢在他的屁股上 把他踢飛了 I kicked his alien ass all the way to the next county.
該死的東西順走了我的馬兒和帽子 Damn thing got away with my horse and my hat,
但我知道他不敢再惹我了 but I knew he wouldn't mess with me again.
難以置信 這就是為什么我們要四處旅行 Unbelievable. See, this is why we like traveling around
和其他遭遇外星人的人見面 meeting other alien experiencers.
像這樣的故事 Stories like that.
我們在網上看到你的視頻 When we saw your videos online,
就知道一定要跟你談談 we knew we had to come speak with you.
你說你在哪兒見到外星人來著 Where did you say you actually saw the alien again?
你知道他去哪兒了嗎 Do you know where he was headed?
小娘子 Well, little lady,
一喝酒就打開了話匣子 I've been letting this liquor speak for me
我想我已經說得夠多了 and I think I said too much already.
不過你可以在我的書里看到 But you can read about that in the book I'm writing.
酷 你在寫書 Oh, cool. You're writing a book.
小娘子 Well, well, little lady.
你干什么 What are you doing--
天啊 你瘋了嗎 Oh, my God! Are you insane?
你殺了他 You killed him?
我們不應該殺人的 We're not supposed to kill people!
我們的任務不是這樣的 Those aren't our orders!
看來我們接的是不同的任務 Looks like you and I have different orders.