It seems today that all you see
is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good,old-fashioned values
on which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who'll positively can do
all the things that make us
laugh'n'cry
He's a family guy
Family Guy 2x07 The King is Dead
今天在Hatch池塘上演了令人感动的一幕 It was a moving scene today at Hatch'Pond...
Pawtucket消防部的六名队员英勇奋力地 ...as six members of the Pawtucket fire department struggled valiantly...
解救了一只困在冰里的鱼 ..to save a fish's life trapped under the frozen ice.
尽管如此这只好不容易被救上岸的鱼 Rescue workers got the fish out of the water...
不久便死了 ...but unfortunately it died shortly after.
Diane?
Executive Producer 一n Set还有一个不幸的生命在令天与我们告别 Tom,another life was tragically cut short today.
当地著名戏剧班子圆蛤演绎集团的创始人Robert Kimble Robert Kimble,founder of a local theater group known as the Quahog Players...
今天下午与世长辞 ...passed away this afternoon.
哦我的天 Oh,my God!
作为一个实践派导演他经常亲自扮演自已作品中的角色 Kimble was a hands-on director who frequently appeared in his own shows...
例如最近的西贡小姐 ...most recently,Miss Saigon.
啦啦啦啦啦西贡小姐 "Lala la la la,Miss Saigon
啦啦啦啦啦西贡小姐 "Lalala la'la,Miss Saigon
啦啦啦啦啦西贡小姐 "Lalalala la,Miss Saigon"
恩我也刚知道真遗憾啊 Yes,I just heard.It's so sad.
Executive Producer David Zuckerman
Executive Producet/ David Zucker真的p Really?
他们想让我做圆蛤演绎集团的新一任艺术总监一一 They want me to be the new artistic director of the Quahog Players!
一太好了妈妈一你会答应的吧 All right,Mom!-Are you gonna do it?
我也不知道任务艰巨得很啊 I don't know.It's such a big responsibility.
让我想想 I need a moment to think.
3 Matt Weit好吧我同意了 Okay,I'll do it.
最新消息Lois Griffin被任命为圆蛤演绎集团的新一任艺术总监 This just in.Lois Griffin is named the new artistic director of the Quahog Players.
这些年来任劳任怨地做音乐指导 All those years of paying my dues as musical director...
总算没有白费 ...under that old hack have finally paid off.
Janetti
哦Lois祝贺你 Lois,congratulations.
我们的剧团总算有了个出色的掌舵者 Our little theater group finally has a committed visionary at its helm.
她富有想象又充满魅力 And such'an attractive one
uporvising Director Brian你要是想当演员的话还是得和别人一样先试镜的 Brian,you'll have to audition just like everyone else.
广二兄 哦当然了我只是一 God,of course.I...
Supervising Director Roy Alle你该不会是以为我在 You didn't think...You thought I was
Lois!
Produced by 宁我可以去画布景啊一我也能蹭个角色咯 I can paint scenery.Can I be in the show,Mom?
恩 你可以在后台演个哭哭啼啼又矮又胖的小孩 Yes,you'can be the dumpy teenager who stays backstage and cries...
PDirected by 因为没人喜欢看你哈哈哈Young ...because nobody finds her attractive.
A P by to Young
一嗨伙计们一Peter你知道么我马上要一 -Hey,you guys.-Peter,guess what?I am'gonna...
我先说Weed先生让我们给圣诞节礼品的设计出点子 Me first!Mr.Weed said whoever comes up with the best idea...
最好的那个能分到一大笔奖金 ..for the big'Christmas toy this year gets a huge bonus.
嘿爸爸你可以把那个飞盘设计出来啊 Hey,Dad,why don't you invent the'Frisbee?
那个玩具太棒了 That's an awesome toy.
一飞盘不是已经被发明出来了么 我怎么从来没听说过有人发明它 It's already been invented. -Then how come I never heard of it?
这是个向公司证明我很重要的好机会 This is my chance to prove how valuable I am to the company!
不好意思ois你刚才想说什么的 Sorry,Lois.What's your news?
是这样我… Well,I...
Weed先生以及尊敬的各位先生们 Mr.Weed,distinguished members of the board...
我很荣幸向在座的大家展示今年最火爆的玩具 ...may I present this year's hottest toy...
大头西葫芦先生 ...Mr.Zucchini Head.
他又蠢又酷又嘻哈特别当他戴上小帽子穿上马汀靴 He's got stupid cool hip-hop style with his little hat and his Doc Martens.
谢谢Peter可以了 Thank you,Peter,that's enough.
等等还没到亮点呢他会跳舞哦 Wait.This is the best part!He dances!
够了真胡闹（像什么我就不说了） I've seen enough.Inappropriate.
我很久没做爱了 I haven't had sex in ages.
先生们我很抱歉浪费了你们的时间 Gentlemen,I apologize for wasting your time.
Peter是我们生产线上出色的工人 Peter is an adequate assembly-line worker...
但他并不是我们公司的设计师 ...but you'll be happy to know our company does not pay him to think.
我来把它拿走 I'll take this.
请勿打扰 No calls.
快来啊孩子们试镜我可不能迟到 Come on,kids!The director can't be late for the auditions.
你真该听听他们是怎么笑我的 You should've heard them laughing at me.
我的主意多好啊但他们那样看着我就像是看一个傻子 got great ideas,but they look at me,and all they see is a loser.
除了有个斜着眼睛的人他除了在看一个傻子 还斜眼盯着个自动贩卖机 Except that guy with the lazy eye.He sees a loser and the snack machine.
Peter很多有创意的人都是在不经意间获取了灵感 Peter,a lot of creative people had mindless jobs.
米开朗基罗在大理石采石场工作 Michelangelo worked in a marble quarry
赫尔曼梅尔维尔是个报关代理人 Herman Melville was a customs agent.
爱因斯坦是在专利部门工作的 Albert Einstein worked for the patent office.
你想申请什么专利Smith先生 And what is it you want to patent,Herr Smith?
就叫Smith的相对论吧 I call it "Smith's Theory of Relativity."
一嘿看这儿一怎么了 -Hey,look at this.What?
我觉得Lois的意思是 I think Lois is saying that...
你应该换点别的事儿做做发挥一下自己的想象力 ..you have to find a way to express yourself creatively.
比如说Chris有绘画工作Meg有鸟叫表演 我呢有着动人的歌喉 For example,Chris has his drawing,Meg does her birdcalls,I sing beautifully.
是啊我已经见识过了 So I've heard.
Lois有她的戏剧团 And Lois has her theater group.
是啊我选了歌剧国王与我作为我导演的第一部作品 Yes.And for my first production, I've chosen The King and I.
这是个多么好的故事女主角那么忠诚又那么有耐心 It's a wonderful story about a loving,patient woman...
她把我们的文明和礼仪带给了那个粗野封建的 ..who introduces culture and civility ) to a barbaric,patriarchal...
Peter请你不要在沙发上擦鼻子 Peter,please don't wipe your nose on the couch.
好了我得走了 Look,I have to go.
变得有创造力能帮助你知道你到底擅长什么 Part of being creative is figuring out what you're good at.
我知道你可以的只要你用心 I know you can do it if you put your mind to it.
你说的对人生来就是为了创造的 所以上帝才要发明缩泥给我们做玩具 You're right.Man was meant to create.That's why God invented Shrinky Dinks.
成功了看看它们多小啊 It works!Look how tiny they are!
哦无论是春天 "Oh,no not in springtime
夏天冬天还是落叶缤纷的秋 "summer,winter,or fall
我都不会离开你 "No,never would I leave you
永远不会离开你 Wat all"
好啊 Bravo!
Brian你唱得真是太好了谢谢你 Brian,that was beautiful!Thank you!
不不应该谢谢您 No,thank you.
您让我大声点几的那个提议我一开始正 这么想着的呢然后您就提出来了 And that note you gave me,"louder,"I was thinking that,and then you said it.
一 您直觉真是太准了这真是荣幸一好了好了下一个 You're so intuitive.It's a pleasure...Okay.Next!
Stewie你也想来演妈妈排的戏剧啊 Stewie,do you want to try out for Mommy's play?
我们严冬般的宿怨已给这颗约克的红日照耀成为融融的夏景 "Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious summer by this sun of York.
一那笼罩着一一你为什么不唱织织织织小蜘蛛呢 -"And all..."-Why don't you sing Itsy Bitsy Spider?
你怎么敢颠覆我这精心打造出的古希腊悲剧格调 How dare you reduce my finely hewn thespian stylings...
以至让我沦落到唱枕边童谣的地步 ...to mere Mother Gooseries!
那就唱咩咩咩咩小绵羊吧 Sing Baa Baa Black Sheep!
妈妈正如美国舞台第一夫人海伦海耶丝所说的 Mother,as first lady of the American stage,Helen Hayes,once said:
”我真想把你杀了"（其实没说过这句） "I'm going to kill you!"
嘿谁来帮帮这个浑身才艺的人啊 Hey,can somebody give me a hand with all this talent?
Peter你来这儿干什么 Peter,what are you doing here?
哦Lois你和我说过以后 我就去试着找了点有创造性的事情来做 Well,Lois,I tried finding my creativity,like you said.
先是去上了美术课 First I took an art class
我我是不是该画出阴茎 Am I supposed to draw the penis?
然后我又去上雕塑课 Then I tried sculpting.
我我是不是该雕出阴茎 Am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
然后我又尝试了做指挥 Then I tried music.
我…我是不是该用阴茎指挥 Am I supposed to conduct with my penis?
我开始觉得自己一无是处了 I started to think there was nothing I'd be good at.
但我突然又明白了我擅长的事情 But then I realized that this is it.
Lois我的JJ属于这个舞台啊 Lois,my penis belongs on stage.
等等 Peter想当演员得先试镜你懂什么意思吧 就是表演节目像唱歌啊跳舞什么的 Wait,Peter,everyone has to audition. You know,sing,dance.
呵呵呵呵我知道了 I get it.
嗨大家好啊 Hello,everybody.
自从我碰巧做过导演以后 表演对我来说就是个例行公事而已 This is just a formality,since I happen to be doing the director.
5678 Five,six,seven,eight.
Marshall0Wi0和Holly一起去旅游 "Marshall,Will,and Holly,on a routine expedition
遇上了史无前例的大地震 "Met the greatest earthquake ever known
小小木筏被推上高耸的浪尖 "High on the rapids,it struck their tiny raft
又被急流冲下了万丈深渊 "And plunged them down a thousand feet below
来到了失落的大陆 "to the Land of the Lost"
在我公布演员列表之前 Before I post the cast list...
我和我们的舞蹈老师忠心地感谢大家 ...my choreographer and I want to thank everyone for auditioning
你们的试镜都太精彩了可不是么 You were all great.Weren't they?
要是戏剧的名字是叫国王与我们就好啦 I only wish the show was called The'King and Us...
这样你们就能全上了 ...so I could cast you all.
我演安娜哦亲爱的我现在是明星了 Anna!Baby,baby!I'm a star!
哇我还从来没抱过明星呢 Wow.I've never hugged a celebrity before.
除了有一次在珀尔·贝利的签名售书会上一 Except for Pearl Bailey at a book'signing once...
不过很快我们就发现那其实不是她 ..but then we later found out it wasn't actually her.
遥罗婴儿我Stewie Griffin/居然就演这种东西 Siamese baby?Stewie Griffin does not play bit parts!
哦你是想多演点儿戏份啊小宝贝 You wanted a bigger part,didn't you,sweetie?
见鬼去吧 To hell with you!
也许我不应该演舞台剧我应该直接去拍电影 Perhaps I'll skip the stage and go directly to films!
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一你好啊一你耳朵上那玩意是什么啊 -Hello.What is that on your ear?
是发胶么 Is that hair gel?
一是啊一很好我刚好能用上 Yeah.CGreat,'cause I could use some.
一不不一我刚刚才用完的 -No,don't!I just ran out.
合唱骗谁啊这是 Man!Chorus!Shoot,what a gyp!
遥罗国王为什么是我这可是主角啊太出人意料了 The King of Siam?Why,that's the lead!This is so unexpected!
闭嘴吧 Hey,shut up!
遥罗国王为什么是我这可是主角啊 The King of Siam?Why,that's the lead!
Lois我觉得你可能搞错了 我名字没被写在“国王"后面啊 Lois,I think you made a mistake.I'm not "The King."
我也没被写在"我“后面怎么哪都没有我名字 I'm not "I,"I'm not anybody
一你在搞什么这就是我天天陪你做爱的结果 不Peter我只是… So,what?I had sex with you for nothing?No,Peter,I...
我只是觉得导演这次演出对我来说意义重大 It's just that directing this show is a big opportunity for me...
我可不想让任何事毁了它 ...and I don't want anything to ruin it.
毁了它一是啊 Ruin it?Yes.
要是没能充分发挥你的潜力 By not using you to your full potential.
你这么有才不能仅仅呆在舞台上表演 You have too much'talent for the stage.
你应该你应该… You should.:.
你应该去当制作人 You should be a producer.
制作人喷那是什么 A producer?Gee,I don't know.
好消息Edgar Bronfman,Jr Great news,Edgar Bronfman,Jr.
搞定了现在的我们比任何时候都有钱有势了 We made the deal.We're richer and more powerful than ever!
我现在成了四 I'm the king of the...
该死 Damn it!
Who is this?
He's the answer to my prayers! 他是我祈祷的结果
么
? 为什么
我爱墨西哥说干就干 I love Mexicans.I'll'do it!
停停停你们舞步跳得太大了吧 Hang on,hang on!You overextended the pli?
你们仔细看好了我就再示范一次吧 You screwed it all up.Let me show you again.
好伙计们来吧 Okay,boys!Let's do'it!
123啊123 And one,two,three.
就像这样啊看我的脚啊123 And just like this.And watch my feet.And one,two,three.
Peter你让Chris造北极基地是怎么回事 Peter,Chris says you told him'to build a set for the North Pole.
是啊因为安娜要到北极去和她最好的企鹅朋友谈心啊 Yeah,that's where'Anna goes to talk with her best friend,a penguin.
国王与我里根本没有什么会说话的企鹅 There is no talking penguin in The King and I.
现在是Peter Griffin出品国王与我这个故事了 There is in "Peter Griffin presents The King and I.
什么 What?
我们应该为企鹅想想讲什么才好玩呢 Now we gotta think of some funny stuff for him to say.
。心 Peter只有导演才能决定是否增减角色 Peter,the director decides whether or not to add a character.
而你是制作人明白了么 You're the producer,remember?
可我的这些好主意怎么办 What am I supposed to do with all my great ideas?
总不能让我把它们丢在浴盆里用它们洗澡吧 Put'em in a tub and clean myself with them?
它们又不是肥皂 'Cause that's what soap is for,Lois.
优秀的制作人会把它们的好主意用在剧院之外 Good producers put their ideas to work outside the theater.
你的工作就是确保开演的那天这里座无虚席 It's your job to make sure we sell every seat in this house.
一这就叫有创意了这还用说 And that's creative?Is it?
当然了这是所有工作中最需要创意的了 Well,it's just the most creative job there is.
王 不必担心ois我马上就去做宣传 Don't you worry,Lois.I'll get the word out.
我告诉我的两个朋友 我的两个朋友再分别告诉他们的两个朋友一 I'll tell two friends,and they'll tell two friends...
以此类推这样一下就有10个人了 N ...and that's,like,10 people right there.
嘿我在电视上见过你 Hey,I recognize you from the television.
你是Tom Tucker吧我赌你会这个 You're Tom Tucker.I bet you can'do this.
一四) 请问你快给我出去 Excuse me?You.Get out of here!
快给我出去快出去 Get out of here!Go on,get out of here!
哇哦Diane Simmons你一看就不是广告商 Wow!Diane Simmons!-You don't look anything like the ad.
一你最好能再长胖些 一不我是Peter Griffin戏剧制片人 You better be huge.No,I'm Peter Griffin,producer.
VA 我想讲的是最近有新剧“Peter Griffin出品的国王与我" I'm presenting "Peter Griffin presents The King and I"...
Vu Peter Griffin制作出品现在我让你独家报道这个新闻 ...a Peter Griffin production,and I'm giving you the exclusive story.
/“八听着你这家伙 这种社区剧院出的节目根本没什么好大惊小怪的 Look,pal,some two-bit community theater production isn't news.
连个明星都没 .Who's the star?
顺便问一下你是什公人我为什么管你的屁事 For that matter,who the hell are you, and why should I give a damn?
哇哦我正在被Diane Simmons:采访呢 Wow,I'm being interviewed by Diane Simmons!
业 Lois我办到了 Well,Lois,you told me to produce,and I did.
11点的夜间新闻会报道我们的音乐剧 I got us a story on the 11:00 news.
真的一哦太好了 Really?Peter.
今晚的头条新闻是我将在圆蛤演绎集团出品的 Our top story tonight.I will be playing the role of Anna...
国王与我中饰演女主角 ...in the Quahog Players production of The King and I.
-Tom谢谢Diane -Tom?Thanks,Diane.
Tom一谢谢Diane Tom?-Thanks,Diane.
第二则消息是我不会去观看这 次的演出因为我确定它会很菜 In other news,I'm'not going to the play because I'm sure it'll be lousy.
我刚刚收到最新消息说你疾贤妒能喜欢孤芳自赏 I'm getting late word that you're a petty,jealous,closet case.
又是一则轰动的消息 我们正在现场直播Diane变成婊子的全过程Diane Bit of breaking news.We now go live to Diane being a bitch.Diane?
但演安娜的是Lorettal啊而且她演得好极了 But Loretta's playing Anna,and she's doing a great job.
1 Loretta算什么Diane Simmons可是个名人 Loretta's a nobody.Diane Simmons is a star.
你不是想让剧院座无虚席的么 You wanted me to sell tickets,right?
从来都没上过剧院的人也会赶过来 只为了看一眼Diane Simmons People who've never been in a theater will come see Diane Simmons.
我可不觉得她是个播新闻的 I don't know,Peter,she's a news reporter.
ol 很多知名演员都是以此起家的比如西恩·潘 Some of our greatest actors'started in news,like Sean Penn.
让我们来看看今天的天气吧小风晴并且还会有 Today's weather calls for breezy skies and sun,and there's gonna be a...
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80 别让我再看见这些见鬼的摄象机 Get that camera out of my face!
嗨各位红人驾到 Hey,everybody,here's our star!
哦这真尴尬 This is so awkward.
你们都认识我我却一个都不认识你们 You all know my name,and I've never heard of any of you.
你以前做过演员么亲爱的一我在大学拍过独立电影 You ever acted before,honey? well,I did an independent film in college.
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我们就从Thiang夫人请求安娜安慰国王的这一幕开始吧 Let's start with the scene where'Lady Thiang begs Anna to comfort the king.
哦你是演Thiang夫人的吧 是啊不过我本来应该演安娜的 -Are you playing Lady Thiang? -I was supposed to be Anna.
哦他们专门为你们这些黑人编写的故事非常出色啊 比如<喂，多利>之类的 They did an all-you-people version of Hello,Dolly that was very successful
好了好了从第7场最前头开始吧 Okay,let's go from the top of Scene 7.
开拍 Action!
哦安娜夫人国王需要你你必须到他的身边去 "Oh,Mrs.Anna,the king needs you.You must go to him.
Thiang夫人如果他真得需要我真得需要我的话 我马上就去他那儿 "Lady Thiang,if he needs me,truly needs me,I will go to him."
停不对不对 Cut!All wrong!No good!
Peter你又怎么了她演得很好啊 Peter,what are you doing?She was wonderful.
好个屁 My ass.
再说了我可是导演 Besides,I'm the director.
我知道只是你不觉得太假了么 It just doesn't feel real,you know?
安娜和Thing都爱着国王对吧 Anna and Miss Thing both love the king,right?
昨天Springer.上两个女人还说我不会让出我丈夫的 On Springer yesterday,they had "I won't share my husband"...
而且她们还互扇巴掌 ...and these two women bitch-slapped each other.The crowd went nuts.
一Loretta你怎么不扇Diane-一巴掌呢 我是可以这么做 Loretta,why don't you try slapping Diane?-I think I can do that.
等一下没有人需要扇人巴掌 Wait a minute.Nobody's slapping anybody.
√ 这可是高雅的艺术作品不是垃圾电视剧 This is Rodgers and Hammerstein,not trash TV!
我觉得Peter说得有道理 I think Peter may be onto something.
Springer是我们电视台最受好评的节目之一 Springer is one of our station's highest-rated shows.
一我不清楚一难道你不想把节目做好点么 -I don't know.I thought you wanted to do a good show?
如果你不想把节目做做好的话 我们直接演<吉屋出租>就是了 If you want to do a bad show,why don't we just do Rent?
一也许我们是该试试一开拍 -I guess we can'try that...Action!
得了Lois你不觉得Diane戴裙箍看上去疯疯癫癫的么 Come on,Lois.Those hoop skirts make Diane look a little hippie,you know?
我觉得我们应该让她穿那种带闪光金属片的超短裤 I thought we could dress her in a pair of sequined capri pants.
19世纪60年代的时候还没有这种衣服呢 They didn't have capri pants in'the 1860s.
但现在有了啊 They did now!
你你就是继安德鲁9洛伊德韦伯之后 You!You are the worst thing to happen to musical theater...
剧院里最大的灾难 ...since Andrew Lloyd Webber!
还有你我就是不喜欢你 And you!I just plain don't like you!
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这是在干吗呢 What's going on?
我们只是在讨论我的最新变更时觉得比较兴奋 We're just having a little'pow-wow to discuss my latest changes.
什么变更 What changes?
关于暹落小孩的部分这个怎么样他们不是什么小孩 The Siamese children.How about this?They're not children.
他们是外星人 They're aliens!
太棒了是个好噱头 That was great.On'the money
他是不是很天才 Isn't he brilliant?
不他才不是什么天才呢罗杰斯与哈默斯坦才是天才 No!He's not brilliant!Rodgers and Hammerstein were brilliant!
我只想演他们那样的音乐剧我不允许再有任何变更 And I want to do the show they wrote! We're not making any more changes!
卖完了 We sold out!
整个镇上的人都在讨论你的节目爸爸 Yeah.The whole town's talking about your show,Dad!
你的节目Peter这是我的节目 Your show?Peter,this is my show!
1 有什么大不了的你不是想把票卖出去么 而且我们已经办到了 What's the big deal?You wanted to sell out,and we did.
我现在已经想通了 I am through selling out.
我接受这个工作不是想赚钱而是想创造出美妙的作品 took this job because I wanted to create something beautiful...
而你却把这一切给毁了 ...and you've completely destroyed that!
你想做导演可以那我闪人 You want to be the director?Fine!I quit!
我当导演 Me,direct?
我不知道该说什么只是我现在成了 I don't know what to say,except,"I'm the king of the..."
早上好粉丝们 Morning,theater fans!
早上好Peter我今天做了你最爱吃的早餐 Good morning,Peter.I made your favorite'breakfast.
一这是什么鬼东西一法式土司 What the hell is this?French toast.
我只是做了些小小的富有创意的变更 I just made a few creative changes to the recipe.
我觉得这样做好多了 I think it's a lot better now.
Lois如果你开玩笑就这个水平的话 你最好还是开Leno的玩笑吧 Lois,if this is your idea of a joke,you must write for Leno.
拿Jay Leno开刀会非常时髦的 It is so fashionable to take a shot at Jay Leno.
不是么这个人每天晚上都能说出那么新奇搞笑的东西 Look,the fact is the man'is out there every bloody night with fresh material...
他太迷人了 ...and he's charming.
Lois醒醒吧你只是嫉妒我的想法比你的受欢迎罢了 Face it,you're just jealous because people like'my ideas better than yours.
即使全世界的人都喜欢你的故事我也不会介意的 I don't care if the whole world loves your ideas.
这并不代表你的故事就好我可是在搞艺术作品 That doesn't make them good.I was trying to make art.
哦好一个艺术作品 Art-schmart.
把一群猴子丢到一个房间里再给它们一台打字机 Put enough monkeys in a room with a typewriter...
它们就能创造出莎士比亚了 ...they'll produce Shakespeare.
42 w 2 想想一个什么东西无论叫什么名字都是一 Let's see."A something by any other name...
ud 一康乃馨牡丹一不行上个星期马洛已经用过这些词了 乙"Carnation"peony."-No,they did that on last week's Marlowe.
) 一那雏菊怎么样一菊花 -What about "daisy"?"Chrysanthemum"!
鸢尾花玫瑰玫瑰怎么样你刚才说玫瑰 "Iris,"rose"?What about "rose"?Did you say "rose"?
色对玫瑰一玫瑰不错 -Yeah,"rose."-"Rose"is good!
一"玫瑰无论叫什么名字”这个好巨我也觉得 -A rose by any other name." That works.I like that a lot.
一继续一郁金香怎么样 -Moving on.-What about "tulip"?
玫瑰可以了继续田 "Rose"is fine.Moving on.
Peter你这辈子就没做过任何有创意的事 工 Peter,you've never done a creative thing in your life!
瞎说我写了<走夜路的男人> That's not true.I wrote Bonfire of the Vanities.
不你没有 No.You'didn't.
好吧这局你赢了Lois You win this round,Lois
你那根本就不叫创意你只是把三个出色的节目给毁了工 You're not being creative.You're just destroying a wonderful show.
早上9点之前我浑身上下比任何人都充满创造力 have more creativity in my whole body than most people do before 9:00 a.m.
十 是啊你正是在把我的节目 The only thing you create before 9:00 a.M...
变成你早上9点前创造的那玩意儿 ...is exactly what you've turned my show into.
等着瞧吧我的作品会说明一切的 I think my work will speak for itself.
WU 哈哈我看到了真是个不错的玩笑你真有创意啊ois I just got that.A'poop joke?That's real creative,Lois.
好了再来一次 Okay,let's run this scene again.
别忘了Diane你演安娜在个周六的晚上 这个工业小镇上的女孩儿 Remember,Diane,you're playing Anna a steel-town girl on a Saturday night...
正在寻觅她人生生命中为之拼搏的东西 ...looking for the fight of her life.
一哪里这么说的我脑袋 Where does it say that?-In my noodle.
好了准备好了开始 Okay,places.And action!
停停不对不对拜托跳舞的过来 Stop!All wrong!All wrong!God,send me dancers.
我们都排练好多小时了我累死了 We've been rehearsing for hours.I'm'exhausted!
不好意思但还有3个小时就要表演了 I'm sorry,but we open this show in three hours...
可我觉得我们还没准备好了 ...and I don't think we're ready!
是啊没有因为你一直在改主意 No,we're not!You keep changing everything!
可不是么剧院是有生命的 You bet I'do!Because theater is alive.
她是有生命有呼吸有欲望有渴求的生物 It's a living,breathing creature with wants and needs...
而你不是个能让她满足的人 ...and you're not man enough to satisfy her!
一我受不了了我退出行啊 I can't work this way.I quit!Fine.
一没有安娜我们怎么演国王与我一是啊这简直是乱来 -We'can't do The'King and I without'Anna. -Yeah.This is a real snafu.
我们不需要Diane Simmons我们一直都有更好的人选 We don't need Diane Simmons.We've had someone better all along.
她容光焕发时髦前卫 Someone radiant and sassy...
有灵魂有激情 ...with the soul and passion that'can only come...
这都是从几百年的黑人压迫史中汲取而来的 ...from hundreds of years of black oppression.
谢谢Peter我会演的 Thank you,Peter.I'll do it.
别自以为是我在说自己呢 Get over yourself.I was talking about me.
(练嗓子中) Su-su-sudio.Su-su-sudio.
还有两分钟各位 Two minutes,everybody.
天哪全坐满了 Jeez,full house.
看看谁爬过来了 Look who came crawling back.
Peter你看到我轮椅了么 Peter,have you seen my wheelchair?
我不明白妈妈 I don't'get it,Mom.
既然你这么生爸爸的气你为什么要来开幕式 If you're mad at Dad for wrecking your 'show, why'd you come to opening night?
我来是因为我爱这个剧院 I came because I love the theater
如果我仅仅是来欣赏你爸爸怎么被羞辱 If I just came here to enjoy watching your father be humiliated...
观看他愚蠢的演出被整个镇上的人嘲笑 ...when this asinine spectacle of his is ridiculed by everyone in town...
那我成了什么人啦 ...what kind of person would I be?
泼妇 A bitch.
遥罗号2015AD Siam,2015 AD.
第九次世界核战后这个城市被毁于一旦 The city lies in ruins after the ninth nuclear World War.
这是在可怕的未来到处都是爆炸物和衣不遮体的死伤者 It is a grim future with lots of explosions and partial nudity.
在一个独裁君主掌握政权的时代 A future where an oppressive new king has seized power.
只有一个人能阻止他 Only one man can stop him.
不一个机器 No,one machine.
我是新式人形核化机器人 I am an Automaton Nuclear Neo-human Android.
你们可以叫我ANNA(刚才的缩写同安娜) You may call me ANNA.
我是来自英格兰星球的机器人武士 I am a robot ninja from the planet England...
我要把你消灭解放这片受你压迫的土地 ..who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.
我很期待呢安娜让我来介绍一下我的遥罗宝贝几 I have been expecting you,ANNA.Let me'introduce my Siamese children.
我不会被你这些淫荡的女人迷惑住的 I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming...
休想用你这套低俗的计谋阻止我的行动 .with your all-female sex orgy.
一快点和我来比武吧那就来吧安娜 We must kung fu fight!So be it,ANNA.
我把这邪恶的君主给杀了 I have'slain the evil emperor.
我特此宣布遥罗收归美利坚合众国 I hereby proclaim Siam the United States of America.
安娜王道- "ANNA rules
因为我把所有坏蛋打得满地找牙 "Because I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels
安娜王道 ANNA won
多谢了我的y射线自动枪 "Thanks to my gamma-ray atomic gun
跳舞欢笑 "Dance and shout
毫无疑问他是宇宙最强武士 ""He's the world's greatest ninja,there's no doubt
他们绞劲脑汁要把我打败 "Though they tried to defeat me
精疲力尽却吃了一肚子气 "they can all just freakin'eat me
因为他放了个屁把我们全部都吹走 "Because'he blew all of us away
无人质疑在遥罗这个星球上没有谁像我这样强壮 "In'the planet of Siam,there's no one as tough as I am
就像无人质疑Paul Lynde是个同性恋一样 "Just as surely as Paul Lynde was gay"
哦我的天他们居然喜欢 Oh,my God!They liked it?
停下不要再鼓掌了你们这些人是怎么了 Stop it!Stop clapping right now!What's wrong with you?
这种人不应该被鼓励应该被惩罚 These people shouldn't be encouraged! They should be punished!
这个人令天在这里上演了一场谋杀 That man has committed murder here this evening...
而受害者的名字就叫"剧院” ...and the victim's name is "theater."
这就是那种没头没脑的便宜货 This is the kind of mind-numbing schlock...
把我们整个国家的文化变成了垃圾场 ...that's turning our society into a cultural wasteland!
这不叫艺术这甚至不能算娱乐 This isn't art!This isn't even entertainment!
这是一放屁 This blows!
看到了吧这绝对就是我说的那种玩意儿 See?This is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about.
演员派对怎么样我们上头条了 How was the cast party?We're a hit.
亲爱的多好的夜晚啊 我居然能亲眼看到我的主意被搬上舞台 Man,what a night.I got to see my ideas come to life
世界上再也没有比这更美妙的感觉了 It's the greatest feeling in the world.
一是啊我赌是这样一这多亏了你 Yeah,I bet it is.And it's all thanks to you.
要不是因为你相信我我永远都不会发现 I never would've discovered I could be creative...
我这么有创意 ...if you hadn't believed in me.
其实我开始并不真得… Actually I didn't really,not at first.
不过能把国王与我>变成那样的人一 But anyone who could take The King and I and turn it into that is...
无论怎么说都是很有创意的 ..well,he's'gotta be creative.
是啊Lois我很抱歉把你的节目抢走了 Yeah,Lois,sorry I took your show away from you...
但明年我无论如何都要让你得到那样一个机会 ...but I'll do whatever it takes to make sure you get your chance next year.
那会是Peter Griffin出品的Lois Griffin制作出品的故事 It'll be "Peter Griffin presents a Lois Griffin production.
一怎么样亲爱的成交 EOkay,honey?Deal.
嘿我放屁的时候你在场么 Were you there when I farted?
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