OH - MY - GOD
Look at her pants!
Only a granny could wear those
Yeah, the 70s called and asked for their granny pants back
I like big pants and I cannot lie!
You other ladies can't deny
When a girl's got pants as big as her face and they're pulled up to her waist
You say whaaaat?!
And then you get jelly
Granny pants holding in her belly
No thong getting up there stressed, looks like granny knows best!
Oh big pants you gotta get a pair
Hot damn high-rise underwear
Haters make ya doubt, but teeny pants're on their way out!
I'm sick of magazines saying g-strings still a thing
Them thongs are wrong and knickers are twistin'
Girl stop resistin'!
So ladies (yeah!), ladies (yeah!) get your wedgies out
'Cause if you're feelin' (fine), feelin' (fine) big pants' what it's all about
Granny got pants
Granny got pants bigger than your momma
Cotton rich no itch no drama
Don't you wanna give your bum good karma?
My comfy ass don't... my comfy ass don't...
...my comfy ass don't want teeny weeny quarter-butt bikinis.
So ladies if you're in my zone, holla for a pair of your own
Dial 1-979-GRANNY
Cause' you gotta go big or go home!
Granny got pants