Heavenly Father, we entrust you the
spirit of your servant William Medina.
And we are comforted by the true hope that
he will resurrect with Christ in the last day.
You, who lives and reigns for ever and ever. Amen.
Let his spirit and that of all the faithful
ones for the mercy of God rest in peace.
Give him oh Lord eternal rest. - Let perpetual Light shine upon him.
Wait, don't put that bag over my head.
Where's the money? Come on, where is it?
My brother has it. I don't have that money.
Speak up, faggot Speak up
Which brother? The Twin
Look at me in the face Which brother?
The Twin. He looks just like me. - Smart ass.
Hey, dude. Tell me something Am I laughing?
No, no Don't put that shit over my head
I'm suffocating I'm suffocating.
We know you have it,
so stop fucking around!
Come on, faggot, speak up
Come on faggot
You went too far You screwed it up!
No way
Pour some water on him and he'll wake up. - Water?
Have you ever seen a fainted man with his eyes wide open?
This dumb ass is a fucking slacker.
Did I tell you to kill him?
No, sir.
So? Now ask him where the money is.
Now we have to turn this house upside down, damn it.
Did it bite you?
No, no, stop pissing that animal off.
What's up, nothing?!
Look son, this is the address;
Hotel "El Corso".
Don't forget. - I won't, sir.
Go there and I'll call you later to give you instructions
All right
Hello? - Don Pablo, this is Víctor.
What's up, son? How's our business?
So so It doesn't seem to be here
What do you mean it's not there?
Turn it down goddammit! How come the money is not there?
What did those patients say? - There was only one of them.
And what did the asshole say? - Nothing that his brother knows where it is.
No way. Those fucking twins always come out with that shit.
Make him spit it out.
Don Pablo
The guy kicked the bucket when we were pressing him.
What? How could you kill him before you found out a shit?
Did you search all over the house?
It's upside down and we didn't find anything
That money is there, you can't leave without it
Don Pablo, hold on, somebody is at the door
Be careful.
Who is it, Víctor?
A bald guy with a bunch of dogs in a van.
Dammit!
Is the other Twin there?
I don't know I don't see him.
Don Pablo, hold on,
there's a cell phone ringing
Don't answer it. - No no way!
Who's calling? - I don't know there's no caller ID.
You know what, Víctor? You better get lost,
the other fucker could bring more heat
You know what, guys? We must go out through the back.
Ups, but that wall is very high, man
And that dog is loose. - Tough luck.
Fuck.
#Dog eat dog#
Iris, when do we start?
We already did, boss.
But it's taking forever.
This is a black Novenary.
We must pray for nine nights
until dawn.
A Novenary?
Nooo, Iris, that's not going to happen.
With these things you have to be careful.
You're telling me that you want to
avenge your godson's death.
So I did what had to be done.
And if we stop now,
the dead man will fall upon us.
And you don't know what that's like.
Wouldn't it be better to shoot that rat?
This is much worse he really suffers with this.
Something went wrong?
Yes, sir, they didn't find the money.
Are they pushing them?
Yes, sir.
But well only one of them was there
and when they were pushing him he died
Who's doing that job for you?
Some of my guys from Tuluá. - From Tuluá? Why Tuluá?
I thought it would be better to have locals doing it,
near the house where the money was.
What are you gonna do now?
Because I need that money here right now!
I'm on it, boss! - Did you find the other Twin?
Right now I'm - No, Pablo?
You are responsible for that money!
You won't lose that money, boss
Right, I won't lose it.
Hello? - Where is Sierra?
He's in the parking lot, sir.
Tell him to come here. - Yes, sir.
You know what, boss?
I don't like working with Sierra
Yes, boss?
You're helping Pablo fix some business that went wrong
Remember the dollars the Twins brought from up north?
Ouch! The guys this man recommended? Don't tell me they fucked it up
I need you to find the other Twin
and bring me my money, no matter what. - Done, boss
We will fix that right away, won't we, Pablito?
Who's responsible for getting the money?
Peñaranda, Víctor Peñaranda
I need you to bring that Peñaranda
and have him stay with our guy at the hotel.
We're gonna hit jackpot!
Hi, Pipe - Hi.
Hey, go and get Gloria - My aunt left
And my daughter? - She left with my aunt
How are you, Víctor?
Fine, Doña Teresa I need to talk with Gloria and my child, urgently.
They aren't here. They went to Cali to do some visa errands.
Don't you know where they're staying?
No, Víctor, I don't
Fine, Doña Teresa Thanks.
Bye, Pipe - Bye.
Hello, this is Gloria Márquez's phone.
Leave a message after the beep. Bye
Gloria, where are you? I really need to talk with you,
call me back as soon as possible.
Bye, and kiss our child for me.
Hello?
Hello, Víctor Where are you?
In Tuluá, Don Pablo. - I need you to come to Cali.
What's wrong, Don Pablo? - We located the other Twin,
and we are going to make him talk
You are staying at a hotel called "El Corso"
at the corner of 7th and 11th
You will meet there with the guy we're working with.
How much is this one? - The little dog is twenty.
I have ten. - Give me fifteen and it's a deal.
Hello, this is Gloria Márquez's phone. Leave a message after the
Yes?
I'm Víctor Peñaranda
Room 216
Who is it? - Peñaranda.
Don Pablo just called.
He said we must wait here.
Hello.
What's up?
Did Don Pablo say anything?
No, I only know we are gonna kill some guy.
A guy called Sierra is picking us up.
Which Sierra? The Caucano?
I guess so, Why?
No, nothing.
I guess this is my bed.
No man, yours is this one, I have smoothed it already.
No, go ahead, man.
Hello? - Who is this?
Where are you calling?
What's that place?
A hotel, man. - A hotel?
And, is Adela there? - No, wrong number, man.
Sorry.
I'm gonna get some cigarettes.
Hello, this is Gloria Márquez's phone;
leave a message after the beep.
Where is that fucking bitch?
Hello? - What hotel is that one?
What? - What's the name of that hotel?
I don't know, man. - This is important; can you get Adela on the phone?
They're here to pick us up, man.
Who?
A guy, in a white truck.
Fuck!
Another joke a dealer who hired a fucking black guy just like this one
about six feet and 12 inches.
I need you to do fuck everyone I bring over
The black man says: all right, boss, whatever you say.
So, the boss brings him a guy about 20 years old.
I need you to fuck him in the ass until you get tired.
All right, boss; take him to that room and I'll do my job.
And 10 minutes later he brings another man and says to the black man:
I want you to take his eyes out and cut his tongue off.
The black man says: all right, boss, take him to that room,
and after I assfuck the young one,
I'll take his eyes out
and cut his tongue off.
So, the boss leaves again and comes back later,
and brings another man to cut his hands and balls off.
And every ten minutes was the same story,
and he shoves them into the same room.
Then, the 20 year-old becomes nervous and says:
Hey, don't forget you only have to fuck me in the ass.
Ouch! Look what the cat dragged in.
What's up, brother?
Fine, man.
What's that hoop for?
To practice the grip.
How's that?
When I catch something, it knows it can't get away.
For grip?
This guy is full of shit, man
For the grip!
Maybe you're just nervous!
Because that's for the nerves.
For the grip!
You dumbass.
We can do a hand wrestle whenever you
want to, and you'll be surprised
Whenever, jerk.
People are full of shit, man.
People think it's a matter
of brute force
but it's a matter of technique.
Hey, Sierra, what is it that we're gonna do?
We are going to the cemetery,
to see if the Twin goes to his brother's funeral.
What do you mean? - Things fucked up, bro.
Right, Peñaranda?
Heavenly Father we entrust you the
spirit of your servant Alberto Cardona,
and we are comforted by the true hope,
that he will resurrect with Christ in the last day.
That asshole is not coming to his brother's funeral
you can tell he loved him a lot.
He must be in one of the cars.
I don't know
I don't think so, things are too hot. He's coming!
Where is Black Moon? - Who?
Black Moon, our black guy Benítez
He's over there, watching some graves.
Watch out! That guy is a fucking SOB.
Why do you think they call him like that?
Things just got worse, man.
Víctor, where is the money? - Which money, Don Pablo?
What do you mean?
I already told you, we didn't find anything in that house
That money was there. The boss kept an eye on those guys
since they brought that money from the States
there was no way you could fail.
You know whose money that is, Víctor?
It's El Orejón's
Do you know who he is?
I've heard about him, but I don't know him.
Listen carefully, El Orejón asked me to collect that money,
and now he's breathing down my neck
If I had it, would I be here? I'm not that dumb!
Anything is possible, son.
Hello?
Hello, Víctor! What's wrong?
Look I need to talk with you about a couple of things.
Tell me
How's the girl? - Fine. And the other thing is?
Look, I'm busy now, can I call you in a while? But answer the phone would you?
Look, Víctor, you are always busy, so stop calling, leave me alone.
Look, son,
I won't get killed for what I haven't stolen
if you have that money, give it to me
give it to me and I'll find the way to fix things.
If you don't have it, we're fucked
because El Orejón has all his people after this.
Think about it.
I'm tired of chasing those fucking rats
You kill rats with poison.
Hello?
Who's this?
What? - Who's this?
Why? Who do you need to speak to? - Adela.
Who? - Adela, Adela Londoño.
Wrong number, man! - That's very strange, because...
Ah!, Fuck off!
Stupid asshole.
Where do so many dogs come from?
THE CHAINSAW MONSTERS ARE BACK
THEY WENT FOR DRINKS AND GOT CHOPPED UP
THE CHAINSAW MONSTERS HAVE NO MERCY
Hey, why do you clean that so much?
I have always liked to keep my gatts clean.
That's just fancy stuff.
When it comes down to a shooting, it's useless.
Really?
This is like having three pieces in one.
If it doesn't get jammed.
Hello?
Please, get me through to the girl.
Which girl? - What do you mean? Adela.
She's not here, how many times have we told you
If you don't know who I'm talking about,
then get me through to the person in charge.
Which person in charge, asshole
Watch it, I'm not being rude. - Look, motherfucker.
You don't know who you're talking to
Get me through to the person in charge,
or tell me the name of that hotel or whatever,
so I can go and fix this issue myself. - Are you threatening me, asshole?
What did you just call me? - You heard me.
I can't stand this fucker anymore.
You know what, man? Don't transfer any more phone calls
What?
Do not transfer any more calls.
I can't do that.
Why can't you?
Telephone lines here go straight to the rooms.
What do you mean?
Do you see a switchboard here?
The telephone must remain hung up, ok?
Hello?
Hey, I've been waiting for you down here for more than 10 minutes.
Who's been speaking on the fucking phone forever?
We are coming down.
Let's go, man.
So, Benítez, are we going to the soccer game or what?
América - Tolima, brother.
What? Did Peñaranda infect you
with his bitterness?
Ouch, Peñaranda!
You killed Benítez's spirit.
Peñaranda is like a friend of mine
who didn't like anything.
A fucking bitter, harsh guy.
I used to tell him, have fun, asshole,
have fun. But he wouldn't
he only cared about twisted business
But until day a negro got him and Bum!
He threw him into a sewer and he drowned
Did you know that, Benítez?
What?
About the guy who was thrown into a sewer
in Buenaventura, a few days ago.
Yes I heard.
Hey, Sierra, what is it that we're gonna do?
We are going after some dogs.
Whose dogs?
Nobody's, stray dogs, thieves.
What's the problem?
Here we are, this is your
favorite radio station,
it's 104F, live from Cali, the salsa music world's capital.
Hello? Hello?
Hey, Peñaranda, what about Gloria?
What?
Are you still going out with Gloria?
Yes, why?
I liked that girl
she's nice, isn't she?
Well, there they are
The redheaded one is the Twin.
The gentleman is Don Omar, those fuckers' lawyer,
and I don't know the other one
Don't kill this one too, because there are no more Twins left!
Such a big deal to sell a fucking car.
It's something you have to do.
What's up, Twin?
What's up, Sierra?
Nothing, I had been looking for you
to offer you my condolences,
but I didn't know if the one they killed was you or your brother.
Fucking car.
Stand still.
Lie down dude.
Fuck!
It's gonna be fucking hard to find that fucker again.
What's wrong? - This shit has a gas leak since yesterday
and I haven't found it.
I'm pissed off - Isn't there another car?
You think this is a movie or what?
We have to drive with an extra gas tank.
Put those two back here.
Lie down over here, man.
What's the problem, Sierra?
Money, Don Omar, as usual. - Which money?
The money these fucking Twins want to steal from the boss
Actually I came here to talk about that with Harold
Which Harold? - The Twin
Ah Then which one was the dead one?
Alberto. - Alberto, the dead one I see.
Hold on one moment.
Don't move, take it easy.
Can you drive? - Why?
I need someone to drive while I talk with these guys.
Hey, Benitez
is that a toy gun or what?
Because you didn't break a single window.
Hey, where are we going?
To the pool. - Which pool?
The dog's pool
Well, Omar, now tell me, what do you know about the money?
Harold told me that money was in the house in Tuluá, where Alberto was killed.
If they had it, why didn't they hand it over?
They couldn't reach El Orejón
after the murder attempt.
They were the ones who upset him, smart ass.
I know nothing about that, Sierra, I'm telling you what Harold told me,
that the money was in Tuluá, and the one who killed Alberto stole it
Did you hear that, Peñaranda?
This man says you stole the money. Who shall I believe?
I think we can make a deal whatever.
Don Omar, if you know nothing,
I'm sending a message to the Twin
Sure, Sierra, let's fix this
No, Don Omar you are the message
when they find you.
What the fuck are you doing, man?
He was speaking badly of you, man. - We are in the middle of the street dude.
Start the car and keep driving. - Where to?
Straight, to the river - That's why the gas tank is full of holes.
Let's go to the pool, fuck!
These animals became bad,
they are killing each other
Pablo,
you're out of this business.
But boss, we are really close, believe me.
I almost got killed because I believed you
I had to clean things up because of you
And I'm taking care of as many rats as I have to,
cause no one fucks with me
Things could have been done in a different way.
How? Beating up each other?
No the one who fucked it up goes down.
You know what?
You're the only one after shitting me like this,
is walking out that door.
Leave.
Hello, this is Gloria Márquez's phone, leave a message after
Hello!
Is Benítez in?
Can I wait for him?
No, you know what? I'll be back later.
Hey, could you tell him I stopped by?
What's your name again?
Oh, my God, he who doesn't know
his way walks in distress.
Don Pascual, give me something
to get rid of this
What, son? What they have done
to you can't be fixed with herbs
What shall I do then?
Pray to God, as usual
This is black magic listen to me, black magic.
If you want to live, you must go to the cemetery,
exhume the corpse and take the bundle off his right hand
the same hand you have fucked up
You're terribly cursed, son
the thing is between you and the dead man.
Find out who is the dead man cause he's going to harass you
all these days until you are dry.
Put this on your hand and wrap a bandage
around it so it doesn't rot too fast.
They are burning sugar cane again.
What's going on, man?
I thought someone broke in.
How much is it? - Sixteen hundred.
Hey, can I borrow the newspaper?
I'm almost done, young man.
Good bye, young man.
Hello?
Sir, please, I really need to talk with the girl.
Which girl? - Adela.
Look, fucking asshole,
I'm gonna go and beat you up, did you hear me?
Don't make me get violent. - What?
Don't make me get violent, man.
Who do you think you're talking to?
Fucking bastard.
Come here right now, dumb ass, you motherfucker!
Hello?
Who's this? - Víctor, I really need to talk
with you urgently.
What's wrong? - I'll tell you when you get here,
come to the Cafetería Gallega.
What's going on, Don Pablo? - I'm fucked up, son
Víctor, are you listening to me?
Yes, sir I'll be there in ten minutes.
No, son, let me tell you - No, no, I'm coming.
What's wrong? - Nothing, I fell down.
Where are my candles?
Who took them?
I don't know maybe the cleaning lady.
Can I help you?
I would like a coffee and can I read the newspaper, please?
Iris,
this patient looks very calm.
No, boss, believe it or not, he's really fucked up.
Fucked up?
I'm the one who's fucked up, believing all that crap you tell me.
Wasn't William's spirit supposed to torment him day and night?
That's right, boss.
Then why isn't that bastard rolling around with fear?
THEY WERE CHOPPED ALIVE
Hello, this is Gloria Márquez's phone. Leave a message after the beep, bye.
Gloria,
Gloria, this is serious, things got really bad and I might not
be able to call you again, please, call me back.
Hello!
What's wrong, Víctor? - I need to see you, but right now!
Wait there, you don't hurry me up
Where are you? - Tell me what's going on.
I don't have time now, Gloria I have to go or they're gonna kill me.
Don't scare me, Víctor. What did you get mixed up in this time?
I can't explain it to you; tell me where you are
Gloria, are you there? - Yes, yes, tell me.
Well, tell me where you are and I'll pick you and the girl up right now.
No, Víctor, you tell me what's wrong right now.
I took some money
You know, I was thinking about the girl
and I can't back out now
Víctor, leave us alone
I got the visa and next week I'm leaving with the girl.
Don't you get it?
If you don't come with me, they won't let you leave, and they're gonna kill you.
Why are you doing this to us? - Tell me where you are?
Hold on
Hold on one second don't hang up.
Who is it? - I can't wait for you any longer, Víctor.
Hold on! Who is it?
Thanks.
Do you think I'm a clown or what, jerk?
No, waitwait.
Get it out!
Get it out, motherfucker!
Dumb ass!
Hello, this is Gloria Márquez's phone. Leave a message after the beep. Bye.
What's up, man? How's the thing going?
Fine. Yes, sir.
Fine? Does that asshole have the money?
Did you find it? - Ahh! No, sir.
So, what do you mean "fine"?
I searched all his stuff.
He doesn't have anything,
only a cuddly dog.
And? - I don't know, sir.
Sometimes he calls his wife,
but she won't answer.
Well, keep an eye on him; I'm sure he knows something.
Ok, sir.
Have you heard about
a guy whose name is,
was William Medina?
No, I haven't.
You haven't heard!
That guy was killed they threw him
into a sewer, in Buenaventura.
You haven't heard that either?
Yes I heard.
I have some people working on that,
and we'll fix this at any moment.
A cuddly dog.
I like you
I'm going to give you a present.
You see that square down there?
Yes, sir.
Choose someone.
That one.
The one with the notebooks?
Yes, sir.
Torres! - Yes, boss.
Call Cucaracho
Boss
Hello, where are you?
Very well, I have a patient for you
He's on fifth avenue.
No, no, on the other side
That one, the one with the notebooks.
Look.
Let me know what happens.
Leave him to me until tomorrow, boss.
I was about to finish him right now.
The dead man has been grieving
these days, and that's not good.
So? Let him grieve.
He hasn't done a thing because the negro just got scared.
He won't last farther than tomorrow.
That's a fact, Iris.
Come on, Peñaranda!
Open the door; it's not the doorman.
It's Black Moon's time, man.
What do you mean?
Yes, the boss already gave the order
he wants you to kill that fucking dog,
but he wants you to do it tomorrow.
Why not right now?
I don't know, he has mysterious ways.
What's up, man?
Come on, we're leaving! Come on, come on, hurry up.
Wake up, they caught The Twin. Let's go, move, let's go!
Eh! No wonder you call here you fuckers.
Hello?
I won't say it again: you get my Adela on the phone or I don't know.
What? - Tell me, are you going to get her on the phone or not?
Who? - Are you making fun of me?
Why should I, if I don't even know who I'm talking to.
How come? I've been trying to speak
with Adela for several days.
Which Adela? - Adela.
The hot chick? - Show some respect, she's a lady.
But she was hot, wasn't she?
What? - Do you really want to speak with her?
Yes, please. - Well, that's impossible.
Right now she's busy. Call back later. - But, is she there?
Yes, yes. No, I'm kidding, she's not.
Stop being funny
You don't know who you're speaking to.
Of course I know, but, can I tell you the truth?
She didn't come out with anything so we had to take her guts out.
Say that again. - You heard
It was even in "El Caleño" newspaper! - Leave my Adela in peace
In peace she is, because she suffered
I mean, you don't even want to know.
What did you do to her?
What did you do to my Adela?
That's so you don't think we're fooling around.
He won't call back.
Do you know that chick or what?
Hello? - We are at the lot.
Yes, OK! We have to leave now.
Fine, I'll wait for you in the car
Come on, hurry up!
I forgot to tell you to dress up
After we take care of this we're going to a funeral.
Whose?
Don Pablito
He had a heart attack and died,
I feel sorry for the old man.
So, you're the famous Víctor Peñaranda.
Yes, sir!
Look what I have for you;
We found him at the airport,
ready to fly away
Too bad for the motherfucker, right?
I had to bring both of you
to find out where my dollars are.
There was no money in that house, sir.
We searched everywhere and we couldn't find anything
Fucking bastard, tell him the truth, fucker
you took that money and killed my brother, motherfucker
I haven't stolen anyone's money;
that man is accusing me
to save his ass
Sierra,
Yes, boss.
Bring the tools.
Done, boss.
Well
Son
get the truth or the guts out of this dog,
but I need to know what happened.
I don't have that money, boss,
I swear it, I don't have anything.
Don't kill him because I'm not lying to you
Then kill me yourself don't let this fucker kill me.
With that tool near, everybody tells the truth.
You know what?
I give you two hours to bring me my money
or we bring your wife
and daughter here
so you can have fun with that tool.
Fucking dog,
who do you think you're dealing with?
Pablo left this for you.
So?
Aren't you going to open it?
It could be money.
Let's shoot that fucker up once and for all.
Why don't you do it?
Boss's instructions
You want me to shoot him
with a stone, or what?
Torres. Give the gun to this asshole.
Give it to him. He knows he's fucked up.
So?
I distract him and you shoot him.
What's up, Benitez, are we going to do a hand wrestling?
I'm tired, so maybe you can beat me. Fuck off!
Come on, let's see if that rubber hoop is good for something
I'll bet the gun. Do it, you monkey.
No wonder you're lazy.
Hey, motherfucker, shoot him.
Release me, fucking bastard.
What did you say about negroes?
Motherfucker.
Here, so you don't fuck around with the blacks again, motherfucker.
Do it, bro, do it.
If you kill me,
you won't have anyone
to help you kill El Orejón
Because you have no choice.
I know where that fucker could be
At Don Pablo's funeral
Let's go and get him.
So, are we splitting the money?
OK.
There they are.
Let's go and get them.
In there, we don't have a chance,
we have to do it out here
we have to wait, man.
I'm stretching my legs.
GHOULISH ACT:
THIS TOMB WAS DESECRATED
HE WAS TAKEN OUT OF HIS GRAVE AND PISSED ON
Stop.
Wait.
What's wrong?
Nothing, it turns off when it overheats, but I'll take off in five minutes.
Maybe it's an electrical problem.
No, it's not
This is gas, man!
What happened there?
A dog ran into the car.
A dog?
Get out!
Johnny
Where's Adela?
What did you do to my Adela, degenerate?
What did you do with her?
Where is my Adela?
Where is Adela?
Three pieces in one, man.