1 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:42,300 ¶Every time that you go by¶ 2 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,600 ¶Boy, you smile at me and you take my breath away¶ 3 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,700 ¶Every time I catch your eye¶ 4 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:53,300 ¶I can see that you've got a whole lot more to say¶ 5 00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:56,600 ¶So don't be shy 'cause I'm waiting here¶ 6 00:00:56,500 --> 00:01:00,100 ¶Hoping you'll open your heart¶ 7 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:04,500 ¶The more I wait The more I find¶ 8 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:07,700 ¶I can't get you off my mind¶ 9 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:10,700 ¶Whatever the season¶ 10 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,500 ¶Whatever I'm going through¶ 11 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:16,400 ¶I'm always thinking of you¶ 12 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:21,000 ¶'Cause you are the reason for all that I say and do¶ 13 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:24,200 ¶You've got to believe that it's true¶ 14 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:28,500 ¶Hey, baby in big ways and small ways¶ 15 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:31,400 ¶I'm always thinking of you¶ 16 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:52,600 ¶How you do it I don't know¶ 17 00:01:52,500 --> 00:01:56,700 ¶I keep having dreams and you're all I'm dreaming of¶ 18 00:01:56,500 --> 00:01:59,900 ¶Every day my feelings grow¶ 19 00:01:59,900 --> 00:02:01,900 ¶I keep thinking, baby¶ 20 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,700 ¶That maybe this is love¶ 21 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:07,800 ¶I was alone, but now that you're here¶ 22 00:02:07,700 --> 00:02:11,400 ¶I'm finally feeling alive¶ 23 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:15,300 ¶The more I feel the more I find¶ 24 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:19,100 ¶I can't get you off my mind¶ 25 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,200 ¶Whatever the season¶ 26 00:02:21,300 --> 00:02:24,200 ¶Whatever I'm going through¶ 27 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,900 ¶I'm always thinking of you¶ 28 00:02:26,900 --> 00:02:31,700 ¶'Cause you are the reason for all that I say and do¶ 29 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:35,200 ¶You've got to believe that it's true¶ 30 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:39,300 ¶Hey, baby in big ways and small ways¶ 31 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:42,700 ¶I'm always thinking of you¶ 32 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:49,600 ¶From the time I wake up¶ 33 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:52,200 ¶'Til I fall into bed¶ 34 00:02:53,500 --> 00:02:56,900 ¶I've got pictures of you¶ 35 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:59,900 ¶Running straight through my head¶ 36 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:03,500 ¶I think it's clear as A, B, C¶ 37 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:08,600 ¶That's the way love's 'sposed to be¶ 38 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:25,700 ¶The more I feel The more I find¶ 39 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:30,800 ¶I can't get you off my mind¶ 40 00:03:31,700 --> 00:03:33,700 ¶Whatever the season¶ 41 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:36,600 ¶Whatever I'm going through¶ 42 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:39,300 ¶I'm always thinking of you¶ 43 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:44,000 ¶'Cause you are the reason for all that I say and do¶ 44 00:03:43,900 --> 00:03:47,600 ¶You've got to believe that it's true¶ 45 00:03:47,600 --> 00:03:49,000 ¶Hey, baby¶ 46 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,600 ¶In big ways and small ways¶ 47 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,800 ¶I'm always thinking of you¶ 48 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,500 Mary, come and eat breakfast. 49 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:07,200 Mama-a-popala, 50 00:04:07,100 --> 00:04:09,600 mama-a-popala, mama-a-popala. 51 00:04:09,600 --> 00:04:12,600 Huh-hum, mama, huh-hum, mama. 52 00:04:12,500 --> 00:04:16,300 Oh, you're just the person I've been waiting for. 53 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,800 - Good morning, buttercup. - Good morning, Jack. 54 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:22,500 Help me pick a tie. How's this one? 55 00:04:22,500 --> 00:04:25,500 Too traditional? Absolutely right. 56 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:29,400 How 'bout this one? Too avant garde. 57 00:04:29,300 --> 00:04:30,700 No. 58 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:32,700 - This one? - I like that one. 59 00:04:32,700 --> 00:04:35,600 What would I do without you? 60 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:38,800 - Did you see my red shoe? - Your red shoe? 61 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,600 I don't think I have. 62 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:45,500 If I were a red shoe, where would I hide? 63 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:47,400 Right over here? No. 64 00:04:47,400 --> 00:04:49,300 Here? No. 65 00:04:49,300 --> 00:04:51,800 What about back here? Nope. 66 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,800 Mary, honey, your breakfast is ready! 67 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,800 - Are you going to the "inner"? - The interview? Of course. 68 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:14,900 I'm going to meet your teachers, 69 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:18,300 tell 'em what a great kid you are. 70 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,400 - What should I wear? - Let's pick something out. 71 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:24,700 Thanks. I needed that. 72 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,700 Mary? 73 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:29,400 Go eat your breakfast. Hurry up. 74 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:32,400 - Did you get that review? - Yes, thank you. 75 00:05:32,300 --> 00:05:35,600 I loved seeing that guy eat crow after what he said about you. 76 00:05:35,500 --> 00:05:40,000 - You take my reviews too personally. - I don't think so. 77 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,900 When we're in a restaurant and you see a critic, 78 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,900 you want to throw your butter knife. 79 00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:46,400 I would've got the last guy if he hadn't moved. 80 00:05:46,400 --> 00:05:48,700 Oh, you missed a spot. 81 00:06:05,100 --> 00:06:07,400 Hello, lovely ladies. 82 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:10,000 - Here's your breakfast, Michael. - Thanks. 83 00:06:09,900 --> 00:06:11,800 - Toast is done. - Damn! 84 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,600 Jerry, I realize you're trying to save money, 85 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:21,700 but we are building an office for 12,000 people. 86 00:06:21,700 --> 00:06:24,700 You can't put a bathroom on every other floor. 87 00:06:24,600 --> 00:06:28,400 What if they don't go before they come to work? 88 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:30,000 Fine, okay. 89 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,300 I'll hold. Morning, everyone. 90 00:06:32,300 --> 00:06:36,300 - Can you believe how people try to save money? - Jerry again? 91 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,600 Yeah, the Albert Schweitzer of real estate. 92 00:06:39,500 --> 00:06:41,800 Oh, no! 93 00:06:41,700 --> 00:06:46,800 - Look, my foot must have grown last night. - That's my shoe. 94 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:49,900 Thank God. I thought it was me. 95 00:06:49,900 --> 00:06:52,700 Mary, don't you like your oatmeal? 96 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,700 - It tastes like rubber. - It's supposed to. 97 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,900 - What a crock. - Where did you hear that expression? 98 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,800 What a crock! 99 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:03,800 What? What'd I do? 100 00:07:05,100 --> 00:07:08,500 Finish getting dressed. I'll fix something else. 101 00:07:10,900 --> 00:07:14,600 Oh. 102 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:17,400 Did I say "over night"? I meant "over light." 103 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:20,100 - You don't like my eggs? - You kidding? 104 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,400 That's the best part about you. 105 00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:25,100 They're perfect just like you are. 106 00:07:24,900 --> 00:07:27,600 - Look. You did your hair. - Someone noticed! 107 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:30,200 Are we ready for the interview? 108 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:32,500 - Absolutely. - Definitely. 109 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,800 What about your commercial shoot? 110 00:07:35,700 --> 00:07:37,700 They gave me an hour off. 111 00:07:37,700 --> 00:07:40,600 This is the school we want Mary to go to. 112 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:44,000 I've been here the 5 years it took us to decide! 113 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,700 They put less research into the salt treaty. 114 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,900 - Primary school... - "Is the first watershed event of a child's life." 115 00:07:49,900 --> 00:07:50,700 Have I said that before? 116 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:52,800 Not in the last 5 minutes. 117 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:56,100 - I'll be there. - Don't be late. 118 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,700 Have I ever let you down before? 119 00:08:06,300 --> 00:08:08,900 Mary, while we're talking with the lady, 120 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:12,300 - you'll be in a class with other boys and girls. - Okay. 121 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:35,200 Relax. This isn't going to hurt. 122 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:38,100 I think we better start. 123 00:08:38,100 --> 00:08:40,500 It's getting late. Yes, it is. 124 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,800 - You're the architect? - That's right. 125 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:44,900 And you are the cartoonist? 126 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:48,100 - Actually, I'm a satirist. - Michael draws Johnny Cool. 127 00:08:48,100 --> 00:08:52,600 - Oh, that cute kitten! - He's really not a kitten. 128 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:56,000 He's a cat who symbolizes the angst of the single man. 129 00:08:56,000 --> 00:09:00,200 - I adore that little hat he wears. - Mr. Holden is... 130 00:09:00,100 --> 00:09:04,200 - The actor. - But very stable. Not one of... 131 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:08,400 Michael, they know actors are normal people. 132 00:09:09,700 --> 00:09:12,000 Good afternoon! 133 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,100 Oh, my God! 134 00:09:14,100 --> 00:09:19,200 I didn't mean to frighten you. Forgive the makeup. 135 00:09:19,100 --> 00:09:21,300 I'm in the middle of a commercial... 136 00:09:21,200 --> 00:09:24,800 for Fairlawn Margarine about Count Cholesterol. 137 00:09:24,700 --> 00:09:27,900 Probably seen me on TV, huh? 138 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,800 How do you do? 139 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,400 Hmm? How do you do? 140 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:37,100 I had a hell of a time catching a cab. 141 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:41,800 What? Oh! Thank you. 142 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,000 Ooo! Look. 143 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,700 Mary's drawn a picture of her family. 144 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:49,400 Isn't that wonderful? That's wonderful, Mary. 145 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,500 Is that you? Yeah? 146 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,900 - Is that your mommy? - Yes. 147 00:09:53,800 --> 00:09:57,500 - And who's that? - That's my biological daddy. 148 00:09:57,400 --> 00:09:59,300 Oh. Who's that? 149 00:09:59,300 --> 00:10:03,500 That's my one honorary daddy, and that's my other. 150 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,400 We all live together. 151 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:08,300 Okay. 152 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:12,600 Everybody put the tops back on your markers. 153 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:15,500 Take your drawings up to the front. 154 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:20,000 You have 3 daddies? That's weird. 155 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:24,700 - How come? - Julie has 2 daddies, but not at the same time. 156 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,700 - Why not? - You can't have more than... 157 00:10:26,700 --> 00:10:31,200 one father at a time living with you. That's the law. 158 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:35,200 What's the role of other women? 159 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:39,400 - None whatsoever. - Can't say I've ever seen any in the house. 160 00:10:39,200 --> 00:10:42,700 - Strictly professional. - Then you're gay. 161 00:10:42,700 --> 00:10:44,700 - Is she kidding? - Gay! 162 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:47,300 How many women this month? 163 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,600 - That's hard to say. - I need a calculator. 164 00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:53,300 We have a strict rule, no overnight guests... 165 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,500 while Mary's in the house. 166 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:59,700 This is a most unique family environment. 167 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,900 As a school psychologist, 168 00:11:01,800 --> 00:11:05,100 I've told the committee in no uncertain terms, 169 00:11:04,900 --> 00:11:07,600 that I was most impressed by Mary. 170 00:11:07,600 --> 00:11:11,200 I found her to be a delightful and happy child. 171 00:11:11,200 --> 00:11:13,000 - Yes, she is. - Thank you. 172 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,000 However, I must warn you she's coming to an age... 173 00:11:16,900 --> 00:11:19,300 when even slight differences... 174 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:22,200 can threaten her sense of fitting in. 175 00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:26,600 The littlest things: A parent's accent, how they dress. 176 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:30,800 ¶While we think of ourselves as progressive,¶ 177 00:11:30,700 --> 00:11:33,600 I'd be less than candid... 178 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:38,400 if I said that 3 men without any legal responsibility, 179 00:11:38,200 --> 00:11:40,700 didn't concern me a great deal. 180 00:11:40,600 --> 00:11:44,300 - We have responsibilities. - I know what you're trying to say. 181 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:46,200 I should be the one to respond. 182 00:11:46,300 --> 00:11:49,200 I know some of the children in this school, 183 00:11:49,100 --> 00:11:53,300 and their parents. Family life is not easy. 184 00:11:53,200 --> 00:11:57,700 Of all the fathers, stepfathers, half-fathers, 185 00:11:57,500 --> 00:12:01,900 no 3 men support and love a child like these 3 men. 186 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,400 There is nothing they wouldn't do for her. 187 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,700 I can only hope that when it comes to fathers, 188 00:12:07,500 --> 00:12:10,300 the children in this school are as lucky as Mary is. 189 00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:22,200 Yeah, you're in. Congratulations. 190 00:12:22,100 --> 00:12:24,900 Look at you. 191 00:12:24,800 --> 00:12:27,300 What's the matter? 192 00:12:27,200 --> 00:12:31,300 - Stuff. - What kind of stuff? 193 00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,100 I don't know. I feel different. 194 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:36,000 - Says who? - People. 195 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:39,300 Oh. Who cares what people think? 196 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,300 - People think I'm different. - You are. 197 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:44,200 Yeah, well, so, see? 198 00:12:44,200 --> 00:12:46,200 That's good. 199 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:50,000 Listen, let me tell you something here. 200 00:12:49,900 --> 00:12:52,100 It's okay to be different. 201 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,200 You don't have to be like everybody else. 202 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,600 - Okay? - Okay. 203 00:12:57,600 --> 00:13:01,500 Okay, now, 204 00:13:01,400 --> 00:13:04,800 unfortunately, your daddy has to go off and be famous. 205 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,700 But you... a-ha-ha. 206 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,700 But you are mine forever! 207 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:16,300 Anything you want. Money's no object. 208 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,800 - Hamburgers look great! - What can I get for you? 209 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,400 Do you have a penis? 210 00:13:27,100 --> 00:13:29,600 Can we hear your specials? 211 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:31,400 This table's a little wobbly. 212 00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:34,700 Give us a minute. 213 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:38,500 Mary, that's a very adult word. Where did you hear it? 214 00:13:38,500 --> 00:13:43,000 Jenny said her father and brother have a penis. 215 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:45,800 Peter, you're the architect. 216 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:48,000 You explain it to her. 217 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,500 The penis is... 218 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:53,900 the urinary and copulatory organ... 219 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:55,600 of the male mammal. 220 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:58,000 It's composed primarily... 221 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,000 Thank you. 222 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:02,000 - What? - Did you memorize that? 223 00:14:01,900 --> 00:14:05,300 I bet he says that to all the girls. 224 00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:08,800 Mary and I are going to wash our hands. 225 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,700 I can't believe she said that. 226 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:21,000 - I didn't know about sex until I was in college. - I'm stunned! 227 00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:24,400 - I was exaggerating. - I'm talking about Mary. 228 00:14:24,300 --> 00:14:26,500 She's not a baby anymore. 229 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:29,100 That one word was like a trumpet... 230 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,400 announcing her adulthood. 231 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:35,500 - First comes penis, then... - Pete, can you say it louder? 232 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,600 She's susceptible to the outside world, 233 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,000 - boys, sex. - You're overreacting. 234 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:44,200 Yeah, what's a genital here and there? 235 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:47,000 Be quiet. They're coming. 236 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,900 Stop, Peter, stop. 237 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:02,100 I can't. My lips are stuck. 238 00:15:02,100 --> 00:15:05,100 - It tickles! - I can't get 'em unstuck. 239 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:08,900 - What are you doing? - His lips are stuck. 240 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,000 Whoa! Whoa! 241 00:15:10,900 --> 00:15:13,500 Boy, that was a close one! 242 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:15,700 - Good night. I gotta go. - Good night. 243 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,100 You two are crazy! 244 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,100 It's time for you to go to bed, little lady. 245 00:15:21,100 --> 00:15:24,200 - Have sweet dreams. - Okay. 246 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,100 Hi, Stan. How you doing? 247 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:02,300 - Hello, gorgeous. - Hello, darling. 248 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:06,400 - Look what Mary made for you. - What a talent. 249 00:16:06,300 --> 00:16:08,400 Love, I need to talk to you. 250 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:12,300 I did something wrong last night, didn't I? 251 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:16,300 - I missed a cue at the end of the first act? - Sylvia, relax. 252 00:16:16,100 --> 00:16:18,900 You were your brilliant self. 253 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,800 I have been asked to direct... 254 00:16:21,800 --> 00:16:25,200 "Midsummer Night's Dream" at The National. 255 00:16:25,100 --> 00:16:28,400 Really? Oh, congratulations! 256 00:16:28,300 --> 00:16:31,400 I want you to play Helena. 257 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:34,200 - Me? - Yes, you'll be sensational! 258 00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,800 - Will you do it? - I'd love to do it. 259 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:40,600 - But? - Mary's starting school here. 260 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,800 Take her. We do have schools in England. 261 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:48,100 - Her family is here. - Your roommates, you mean? 262 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:50,900 - They're more than roommates. - I realize that. 263 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:54,400 It's a wonderful offer, 264 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:58,200 but it's a crucial time for Mary. 265 00:16:58,100 --> 00:17:01,800 It's not because of our relationship, is it? 266 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,600 No, not at all. 267 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:06,500 My asking you is purely professional. 268 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,700 I never let my emotions interfere... 269 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,100 with my professional decisions. 270 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,400 Except, of course, when I'm horny. 271 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:18,200 Look, I won't pretend that I don't adore you, 272 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,400 or that I wouldn't give anything... 273 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:23,100 - if you'd finally agree to marry me. - I know, 274 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,800 but I have to consider Mary's needs. 275 00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:34,800 And what about your needs? 276 00:17:38,300 --> 00:17:40,800 I'll think about it. 277 00:17:56,300 --> 00:17:58,300 There you go. 278 00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:00,500 What's this button? 279 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,900 Don't touch that. That's the delete button. 280 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:06,600 - How do I get it to move? - Move the cursor down. 281 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,200 Try it. 282 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,900 - I did it. - Good. That was easy. 283 00:18:13,500 --> 00:18:17,200 - What about Mary's new shoes? - Got 'em yesterday. 284 00:18:17,100 --> 00:18:20,000 Mary has a dentist appointment Friday morning. 285 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:22,200 I've got my cooking class. 286 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,800 - Jack, can you cover it? - Yeah. 287 00:18:24,800 --> 00:18:27,700 Who's coming to the airport to pick up my mother? 288 00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:30,900 Your mom? Damn, I have that kidney operation. 289 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,400 - What about you, Pete? - Michael, I'll give you $1,000 if you'll do it. 290 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:37,400 I would, but I've got a meeting with my, um, 291 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,300 publisher! 292 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,200 I thought you had a date with Laurie. 293 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,600 That's tomorrow. 294 00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:46,600 - I like Laurie. - So do I. 295 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,900 Been a while, huh, Michael? 296 00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:52,800 - How's it going? - That's what we're going to talk about. 297 00:18:52,700 --> 00:18:56,700 - Ooo, time to fish or cut bait, huh? - That's really romantic. 298 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,300 You'd be surprised how practical women are. 299 00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:01,900 No matter what they say, 300 00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:04,500 a woman wants to be swept off her feet. 301 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:08,900 - Like I swept you off your feet? - Knocked me off my feet. 302 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:10,700 Women want security. 303 00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,600 You know what I want? 304 00:19:12,600 --> 00:19:16,500 I want a man to make a fool of himself over me. 305 00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:20,000 I'd make a fool of myself over you any day. 306 00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:25,400 Michael, you're not breaking up with Laurie, are you? 307 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,900 We have to shake our relationship up. 308 00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:30,100 Nothing shakes up a relationship like... marriage! 309 00:19:30,100 --> 00:19:32,200 Who said anything about marriage? 310 00:19:32,100 --> 00:19:36,700 - I don't know if I like this attitude around Mary. - How come you're not married? 311 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,100 - Oh... - Oh... - Oh... 312 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,400 I'd like to get back to the penis. 313 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:43,300 We never did cover that. 314 00:19:43,300 --> 00:19:45,900 Come along, before you're permanently warped. 315 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:52,700 - Thank you for coming. I can always count on you. - Sure. 316 00:19:52,600 --> 00:19:56,700 - Darling! - It's wonderful to see you. 317 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:59,900 - Welcome, Mrs. Bennington. - Michael. 318 00:19:59,800 --> 00:20:01,400 - Peter. - Oh, yes. 319 00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:04,200 Jack wanted to come, but he was busy. 320 00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,700 Spreading his seed, no doubt. 321 00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:11,400 - How is Mary? - You won't believe how much she's grown. 322 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,700 Michael? 323 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,000 What? No furniture? 324 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:37,500 - Oh, thank you, Michael. - Peter. 325 00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:42,400 Look. It's the biological one. 326 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,800 Mom. 327 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:48,600 Why when you say it, does it sound frightening? 328 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,700 Great to see you. You're looking... so close. 329 00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:53,600 I hope you can stay for a while. 330 00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:58,000 - Mother's staying at The Plaza. - I'm leaving the day after tomorrow. 331 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,800 Gee, so soon? 332 00:21:00,800 --> 00:21:04,900 Come along. I've made your favorite biscuits. 333 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,200 Oh, good shot, Mom. 334 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,900 Don't you think you can stay longer? 335 00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:15,200 - I tried to change her mind. - Did someone leave a window open? 336 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:19,600 In you get, darling. Lie down. That's it. 337 00:21:19,500 --> 00:21:21,400 Lovely. 338 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:26,300 Tomorrow, we can do anything you want. 339 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:28,600 Can we toss a Frisbee? 340 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,400 We'll discuss that in the morning. 341 00:21:31,300 --> 00:21:33,900 Would you like me to sing you a lullaby? 342 00:21:33,900 --> 00:21:37,000 I want a rap song. 343 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,900 Oh. 344 00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:42,300 ¶- Kick it -Tss, tss, tss, huh¶ 345 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:48,800 ¶Introducing Mike, Peter and Jack¶ 346 00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:51,200 ¶Your rhymin' 3 dads Doing the Mary rap¶ 347 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,600 ¶Just a little lady You need your sleep¶ 348 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:57,200 ¶Don't want no jive about something to eat¶ 349 00:21:57,100 --> 00:22:00,200 ¶We were partying-down Dancing 'til dawn¶ 350 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:03,200 ¶Your food-spittin', toilet-trainin' changed our song¶ 351 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:06,200 ¶We're situated bachelors, fathers-in-waitin'¶ 352 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:09,400 ¶Rather hang with you than the one he's been dating¶ 353 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:12,800 ¶Say, Mary, did you wash your face¶ 354 00:22:12,700 --> 00:22:16,800 ¶Say, Mary, did you brush your teeth¶ 355 00:22:16,700 --> 00:22:19,400 ¶Mike be nimble, Peter be quick¶ 356 00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,600 ¶Jack bust a rhyme and make it slick¶ 357 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,800 ¶To little lady Mary We say please¶ 358 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:26,100 ¶Just close your eyes and cop some Z's 359 00:22:26,100 --> 00:22:27,800 ¶Ooga-ooga-ooga¶ 360 00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:30,100 ¶Just close them eyes and cop some Z's¶ 361 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,800 ¶Wink-a-wink-a-wink¶ 362 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,000 ¶Just close them eyes and cop some Z's¶ 363 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,800 ¶Ooga-ooga-ooga¶ 364 00:22:35,700 --> 00:22:38,700 ¶Just close them eyes and cop some Z's¶ 365 00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,600 I need a drink. 366 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:53,300 Have you seen Jack? 367 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,900 I think he went out with Cassie. 368 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:58,700 Damn. He promised to rehearse this scene. 369 00:22:58,700 --> 00:23:01,000 I've got to do it in class. 370 00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,700 He probably forgot. 371 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:05,100 Yeah. 372 00:23:05,100 --> 00:23:09,700 Sylvia, wait a minute. I'll do it with you. 373 00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:12,800 - You? - Sure, why not? 374 00:23:12,800 --> 00:23:16,400 I rehearsed with Jack. I was a terrific Lady Macbeth. 375 00:23:16,300 --> 00:23:19,800 - What's the play? - "Rainmaker." 376 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:23,100 Well, where do you want me? 377 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,700 All right. Stand here. 378 00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,600 - You're sure? - Yeah, this is great. 379 00:23:28,500 --> 00:23:31,000 - Then here. - All right. 380 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:34,600 Ah, I'm Starbuck? 381 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,800 Unless you want to play Lizzie. 382 00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,500 Starbuck will be fine. 383 00:23:39,500 --> 00:23:42,400 Starbuck is a very dynamic, passionate, 384 00:23:42,400 --> 00:23:44,300 very charismatic man. 385 00:23:44,300 --> 00:23:46,400 Right. 386 00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:49,700 - You ready? - Ready. 387 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:54,100 "Let me ask you, Lizzie, are you pretty?" 388 00:23:54,100 --> 00:23:56,100 What's the matter? 389 00:23:56,100 --> 00:23:58,700 Nothing, nothing. Just be natural. 390 00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:01,300 You're being a little too large. 391 00:24:01,300 --> 00:24:05,100 Okay. Natural. I can do that. 392 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,900 Natural. 393 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:09,600 "Let me ask you, Lizzie, are you pretty?" 394 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:13,500 - No, I'm plain. - "You don't know you're a woman?" 395 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:17,200 - I am a woman! A plain one. - "Every woman is pretty." 396 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,800 Not me. 397 00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:22,700 "Close your eyes, Lizzie. Close 'em. 398 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:25,600 Now say, I'm pretty." 399 00:24:25,500 --> 00:24:28,200 - I can't. - "Say it! 400 00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:31,000 - Say it, Lizzie." - I'm pretty! 401 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,400 What'd you do that for? 402 00:24:37,400 --> 00:24:40,800 It's... in the script. 403 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,900 Well, no. 404 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,900 Actually it says, "He kisses her." 405 00:24:47,900 --> 00:24:50,200 Right. 406 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,900 Do you want to try it again? 407 00:24:52,900 --> 00:24:55,200 Okay. 408 00:24:55,900 --> 00:24:58,400 - You ready? - Ready. 409 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:02,100 Close your eyes. 410 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:06,600 - Say, "I'm pretty." - I can't. 411 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,500 - Say it, Lizzie. - I am pretty. 412 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,200 Um, 413 00:25:24,200 --> 00:25:26,800 Jack should be doing this. 414 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,000 He's the actor. I was terrible. 415 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,800 You were doing so well! 416 00:25:31,800 --> 00:25:34,600 I was totally unbelievable. 417 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:38,100 I thought you were very believable. 418 00:25:57,100 --> 00:25:59,800 Oh, my God. 419 00:26:04,900 --> 00:26:07,800 I thought this was against the rules. 420 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:09,900 No one's home. 421 00:26:09,900 --> 00:26:13,300 - Except Mary. - And she's sound asleep. 422 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,800 - Laurie, I've been thinking about us. - Have you? 423 00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:18,900 I think that it's... 424 00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:20,800 time for us to... 425 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,400 to fish or cut bait. 426 00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:27,500 All my life, I've dreamt of a man saying that to me. 427 00:26:27,400 --> 00:26:31,200 Sorry. I don't know where that came from. 428 00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,500 Aaah! There's snakes in my bed! 429 00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:45,000 Ah, Mary! 430 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:48,200 - You remember my friend, Laurie. - It's nice to see you. 431 00:26:48,100 --> 00:26:51,000 We were just making, ah, ah, 432 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,200 what were you saying? 433 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:56,600 Snakes! Snakes, a-ha. 434 00:26:56,500 --> 00:27:00,500 - There are no snakes in your bed. - Maybe rats. 435 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,800 No rats, either. 436 00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:03,600 - I'll be back. - Bye. 437 00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:06,200 - You're looking tired. - I'm not. 438 00:27:06,100 --> 00:27:08,100 You're looking sleepy. 439 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:09,400 I'm not sleepy. 440 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:14,600 - Is everything all right? - Why do you ask? 441 00:27:14,600 --> 00:27:16,400 You seem tense. 442 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,300 I don't know. 443 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:23,700 Sometimes I feel like my life is one long improvisation. 444 00:27:23,500 --> 00:27:27,000 I don't have time to think, plan or take it in. 445 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:29,300 Things are thrown at me and I react. 446 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:33,300 I keep asking myself, "Am I a good mother?" 447 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:36,100 Every mother asks herself that. 448 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 - Did you? - Constantly. 449 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,300 - Really? - You're a wonderful mother. 450 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,700 All you need now is a husband. 451 00:27:45,700 --> 00:27:49,100 Romance is the last thing on my mind now. 452 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,100 I'm not talking about romance. 453 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:54,200 I'm talking about marriage. 454 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:58,000 What's happening between you and Edward? 455 00:27:57,900 --> 00:28:01,000 He proposed to me. 456 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:02,800 And? 457 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,300 Edward is a wonderful man. 458 00:28:06,300 --> 00:28:09,000 In some ways, I love him very much. 459 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:12,500 But... something keeps me from saying "yes." 460 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:16,600 Would that something happen to be a tall architect? 461 00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:22,300 - What do you mean? - You're wasting your time with that one. 462 00:28:22,100 --> 00:28:23,900 Why do you say that? 463 00:28:23,900 --> 00:28:27,300 Some men are never comfortable with their feelings. 464 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,200 They can't open up. 465 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:32,000 He does with Mary. He's wonderful with her. 466 00:28:31,900 --> 00:28:33,900 That's different. 467 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:38,100 If you think you can get him to open up to you, 468 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:41,600 then, by all means, marry him. 469 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:45,600 You'll find you've wasted precious time... 470 00:28:45,500 --> 00:28:47,400 waiting for nothing. 471 00:28:55,700 --> 00:29:00,900 Mary, turn off the TV and go to sleep. 472 00:29:00,700 --> 00:29:03,700 - No! - We leave her with you... 473 00:29:03,500 --> 00:29:07,100 - and she's crazy. - She's going through some weird phase. 474 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:10,900 - It's no different than before. - It's a lot different! 475 00:29:10,700 --> 00:29:13,300 - Things have got to change around here. - I heard you. 476 00:29:13,300 --> 00:29:16,900 It's not healthy for a guy to get excited and have to stop! 477 00:29:16,800 --> 00:29:20,500 - She wouldn't stop bothering us all night. - Give me that. 478 00:29:20,300 --> 00:29:23,100 Laurie finally left. 479 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:25,200 I'm pulling the plug. 480 00:29:25,200 --> 00:29:27,700 I've got a life, too, you know! 481 00:29:28,300 --> 00:29:30,300 Shit! 482 00:29:30,300 --> 00:29:33,200 - You said the "S" word. - I didn't. Ah, shit! 483 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,400 - Are you listening? - I'm electrocuting myself. 484 00:29:36,300 --> 00:29:39,000 What is going on? 485 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:42,300 What are you doing up, young lady? 486 00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:44,500 Excuse us. 487 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,700 What started all this? 488 00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:54,000 I think we're getting into some uncharted territory. 489 00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,500 - Is it mine or yours? - It's me. 490 00:30:16,500 --> 00:30:18,900 I'll take that one. 491 00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:21,400 - How's Mary? - Asleep for now. 492 00:30:21,300 --> 00:30:23,300 What's the matter with her? 493 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:27,000 We're getting a taste of tough things ahead. 494 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,200 - Adolescence! - Puberty. 495 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:32,200 - Puberty was my favorite stage. - I'm serious, Jack. 496 00:30:32,100 --> 00:30:35,300 So am I! That's one thing I was good at. 497 00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:39,400 How long do you think we're gonna be able to do this? 498 00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:43,600 - Do what, honey? - Live like this. 499 00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,900 Me, you, Mary. 500 00:30:45,900 --> 00:30:48,400 It's worked so far, hasn't it? 501 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,600 It was necessary at first. 502 00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:54,100 And now you're such a big star you don't need us. 503 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,300 That's not fair, Jack. 504 00:30:56,200 --> 00:30:58,600 I don't think we're meeting... 505 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,300 Mary's or my or your needs. 506 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:04,600 What needs are you talking about? 507 00:31:04,500 --> 00:31:08,500 Passion, marriage, children, sex! 508 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,600 You took the words out of my mouth! 509 00:31:10,600 --> 00:31:13,500 I'll talk to Mary about sex if you want. 510 00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:16,300 - Not sex for Mary, sex for me. - Uh-oh. 511 00:31:16,300 --> 00:31:18,600 Time to dust off the old penis speech. 512 00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:21,300 - I never have it with me when I need it. - I'm serious! 513 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:24,900 I want to get married. I want more children. 514 00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,500 This must be limiting for you. 515 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:30,500 It is. That's the problem. 516 00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:32,700 If Mary and I hadn't moved in, 517 00:31:32,700 --> 00:31:36,200 - you'd be in different places now. - We'd be married. 518 00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:38,800 We'd be divorced. You saved us a fortune. 519 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:41,000 Joke all you want, 520 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,100 but Mary needs a more normal environment. 521 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,800 She's very confused and so am I. 522 00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:58,600 Okay, I'll live up to my responsibility. 523 00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:01,200 You want to marry me? 524 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,700 Jack, be serious. 525 00:32:03,700 --> 00:32:06,600 I am! We had a child together. 526 00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:10,200 What do you say? 527 00:32:10,100 --> 00:32:13,600 - Want to sleep on it? - She did that once. 528 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:15,900 Hey, shut up! 529 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,400 Do you want to marry me? 530 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,100 No. 531 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:26,700 No? 532 00:32:26,700 --> 00:32:28,800 But thank you for asking. 533 00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:32,400 Whew! That was a close one. 534 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:36,500 Jack, you're a wonderful man and a great father, 535 00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,300 - but you'd be a terrible husband. - I can live with that. 536 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:41,700 Besides, I don't love you. 537 00:32:41,700 --> 00:32:44,800 Not romantically. You don't love me either. 538 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,700 - How do you know? - I know. - Maybe he does. 539 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,600 No, he's not that good an actor. 540 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:52,800 I know you too well. 541 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,700 - I could fool you. - Never! 542 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,300 I never know what to do with my hands. 543 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,700 My hands are always giving me away. 544 00:32:59,700 --> 00:33:01,800 I didn't come down here... 545 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:06,200 expecting the 3 of you to draw straws for me. 546 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:08,100 A lot of things are changing. 547 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:10,100 It's time we face it. 548 00:33:24,900 --> 00:33:27,600 Come in. 549 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:32,100 - Oh, Peter! Is Mary all right? - She's fine. 550 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:34,600 Last time you came to the theater, 551 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:36,500 she had a raisin in her ear. 552 00:33:36,500 --> 00:33:40,300 - That was Jack who put the raisin in her ear. - I should've known. 553 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,200 That's a very pretty dress. 554 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:45,200 Thank you. 555 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,400 - What brings you here? - You. 556 00:33:48,300 --> 00:33:52,600 - Me? - You're right. We haven't been... 557 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:55,400 paying enough attention to your needs. 558 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:59,300 There's something that I wanted to say to you... 559 00:33:59,300 --> 00:34:02,000 without Michael and Jack around. 560 00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:08,300 What is it? 561 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:10,200 Well, 562 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,600 I think you should get married and have more kids. 563 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:17,600 If they're like Mary, you should have a dozen. 564 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:20,100 I just wanted you to know that. 565 00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:24,200 Whatever you decide, I'll support you. 566 00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,700 Is that all? 567 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:30,900 Well, make sure you pick the right guy! 568 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:32,900 Don't just rush into it. 569 00:34:32,800 --> 00:34:36,000 I'm not rushing into anything. 570 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:39,200 That's what everybody thinks when they're doing it. 571 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:42,700 - This is a huge step. - Maybe it's time we take some huge steps. 572 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,200 Picking the wrong person is the worst mistake. 573 00:34:46,200 --> 00:34:48,100 - I know. - Do you? 574 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,400 - How many times have you been married? - Once. 575 00:34:50,300 --> 00:34:52,400 What? 576 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,200 When? 577 00:34:54,100 --> 00:34:56,200 We've spent all this time together, 578 00:34:56,100 --> 00:34:58,400 and you've never told me. 579 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,500 Well, it was a long time ago... 580 00:35:01,400 --> 00:35:03,400 for about an hour. 581 00:35:03,300 --> 00:35:06,200 - DoJack and Michael know? - Jack knows. 582 00:35:06,200 --> 00:35:07,600 No one else? 583 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:11,000 My ex-wife has a dim recollection. 584 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,700 Obviously it was a wonderful experience for you. 585 00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:17,200 One that can never be equaled, 586 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:19,200 not without bloodshed, anyway. 587 00:35:19,300 --> 00:35:22,400 - Look. - Darling! Oh. 588 00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:26,500 - Peter, I didn't know you were here. - Hello, darling. 589 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,200 I was... 590 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:30,500 just leaving, 591 00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:32,800 Edward. 592 00:35:36,600 --> 00:35:38,500 Think about it. 593 00:35:38,500 --> 00:35:41,000 I will. 594 00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:47,000 We can't force Sylvia to marry somebody we choose for her. 595 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,400 All we're saying is that she wants to get married, 596 00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:53,700 so let's introduce her to some nice guys. 597 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:57,100 If it's a friend, it'll make things easier on us. 598 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,700 That's true. 599 00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:02,100 - Good. Read the list. - Okay. Carl? 600 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,600 - Carl is too short. - He won't be a threat to Mary. 601 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,100 She's bigger. 602 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,800 - What about Bill? - I like Bill. 603 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,400 Don't we need someone a little more elegant? 604 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,100 Moose? Probably not. 605 00:36:15,000 --> 00:36:17,000 - Denny. - Denny's a great idea. 606 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,300 - Denny's always broke. - What aboutJim? 607 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:23,300 Someone a little more mature than Mary would be preferable. 608 00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,200 - Slim pickings. - Glad I'm not searching for a husband. 609 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,100 I'm looking better. 610 00:36:28,100 --> 00:36:29,900 - Greg? - Too young. 611 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,400 - Matt? - Too old. 612 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,300 - Trevor? - Too fat. 613 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:35,500 Bill? Billy-Bob? Billy-Joe? 614 00:36:35,500 --> 00:36:38,700 - Peter, we're not asking you to marry the guy. - What about Edward? 615 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:41,600 He's English. 616 00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:45,900 - So is Sylvia. - Nah, that's one of those actor-director things. 617 00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:48,400 They never last. Trust me. 618 00:36:50,200 --> 00:36:53,600 - You know what I'm thinking? - What? 619 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:57,600 I'm thinking I'd like to have another child. 620 00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:00,300 Maybe two more. 621 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,200 Maybe even a dozen! 622 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:07,100 I'd like to have children. 623 00:37:07,100 --> 00:37:10,300 Really? You didn't before. 624 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,300 I must be growing up. 625 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,900 I thought you liked those opening night parties. 626 00:37:14,900 --> 00:37:16,800 The hotels, the stars! 627 00:37:16,800 --> 00:37:19,400 - I thought that was the best part. - I lied. 628 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,600 You're the best part. 629 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,300 I love you, Sylvia Bennington. 630 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,300 Marry me. 631 00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,400 I'm getting married. 632 00:37:32,400 --> 00:37:34,400 I'm getting married! 633 00:37:34,300 --> 00:37:37,100 I'm, I'm... I'm getting married. 634 00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:39,700 Ah, no! 635 00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,000 Sylvia, there's no more milk. 636 00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:45,500 - I'm getting married. - Don't overreact. I can get some milk. 637 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:49,800 - I think she's serious. You serious? - I'm very serious. 638 00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,200 - You're getting married? - Yes. 639 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:56,500 - To someone specific? - No, to the Mormon Tabernacle Choir. 640 00:37:56,400 --> 00:38:00,800 - We spent all night and couldn't come up with squat. - What? 641 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,200 Never mind. 642 00:38:03,100 --> 00:38:05,300 - Who is he? - Edward. 643 00:38:05,300 --> 00:38:06,600 Yes! 644 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:09,900 Sweetheart, come on, he's a director. 645 00:38:09,900 --> 00:38:11,600 Why him? 646 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,200 Because he asked me, 647 00:38:14,100 --> 00:38:16,300 and because I love him. 648 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,400 I've got so much to do. We're being married in England. 649 00:38:19,300 --> 00:38:20,800 - When? - Soon. 650 00:38:20,900 --> 00:38:23,900 Edward's directing "Midsummer Night's Dream," 651 00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:27,800 - and I'll be doing it with him. - Anything for me? 652 00:38:27,700 --> 00:38:29,300 Jack! 653 00:38:29,300 --> 00:38:32,800 Aren't you happy for me? 654 00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:35,300 Yeah, yeah, of course we are. 655 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:38,500 How many times does a lady get married, huh? 656 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:41,500 - 2, 3 times at the most? - Just once for me. 657 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,700 Where are you going to live? 658 00:38:44,900 --> 00:38:46,900 London. 659 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:50,300 - London, England? - No, London, New Jersey. 660 00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,000 And Mary? 661 00:38:53,700 --> 00:38:55,800 I'm taking Mary with me. 662 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,200 Mommy, I can't find Sabrina. 663 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:08,700 I'll be right there, darling. 664 00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:12,300 Look, I know this is sudden. 665 00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:14,800 It's not easy for me, either. 666 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:18,600 I love you all very, very much. 667 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:21,500 I'm counting on you. 668 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,800 I really need your understanding! 669 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,900 It's the best thing for everyone, 670 00:39:26,900 --> 00:39:29,500 so try and support me in this, will you? 671 00:39:37,900 --> 00:39:39,800 Moving to London? 672 00:39:45,900 --> 00:39:49,000 I don't want to go to England. 673 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,900 Sometimes we gotta do things... 674 00:39:51,900 --> 00:39:54,800 that seem kinda hard at first. 675 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,600 Most of the time they turn out to be great. 676 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,800 - No, they don't. - Sure, they do. 677 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,800 - Like you. - What do you mean? 678 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:06,800 When you first showed up, we weren't sure we'd like you. 679 00:40:06,700 --> 00:40:08,400 Why not? 680 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:13,300 All you did was eat, sleep and cry. 681 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,600 Look how great it turned out. 682 00:40:17,300 --> 00:40:19,900 But I'll never see you again. 683 00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:23,500 We'll come visit you and you can visit us. 684 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:25,300 Not every day. 685 00:40:25,300 --> 00:40:27,600 No, not every day. 686 00:40:27,600 --> 00:40:30,200 I'll tell you what. Close your eyes. 687 00:40:30,100 --> 00:40:32,300 - I don't want to. - Come on, close your eyes. 688 00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:35,600 Are you cheating? Are they closed? 689 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:38,300 Okay. Can you see us? 690 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:41,500 - No. - Then you're not looking hard enough. 691 00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,700 Look real hard, way in the back. 692 00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,100 Can you see us now? 693 00:40:49,300 --> 00:40:52,400 - Yeah, I can see you. - There you go. 694 00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:55,900 - What are we doing? - Michael's drawing. 695 00:40:55,700 --> 00:40:59,500 - What's Jack doing? - Jack's looking in the mirror. 696 00:40:59,500 --> 00:41:03,000 You are watching basketball on TV, 697 00:41:02,900 --> 00:41:05,800 yelling atJack for not cleaning up the kitchen. 698 00:41:05,800 --> 00:41:09,500 See? That sounds about right to me. 699 00:41:09,500 --> 00:41:12,500 Whenever you need us, you close your eyes real tight. 700 00:41:12,300 --> 00:41:15,400 You look for us, 701 00:41:15,400 --> 00:41:18,300 and we'll be right there with you. 702 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,700 Sit on my lap. 703 00:41:32,600 --> 00:41:34,800 Remember, don't open it... 704 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,700 unless you're prepared to love and care for what's in it. 705 00:41:37,700 --> 00:41:40,600 - What is it? - You won't know until you open it. 706 00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,600 You're wonderful with her. 707 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,700 Broadway's nothing compared to children, the toughest audience. 708 00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,800 - Glad you could come, Edward. - Good to see you, Peter. 709 00:41:48,800 --> 00:41:53,100 Michael, I adored your cartoon this morning. 710 00:41:52,900 --> 00:41:55,300 What astonishes me is the way a satirist, 711 00:41:55,200 --> 00:41:57,800 like yourself, can draw in one frame, 712 00:41:57,800 --> 00:42:00,900 what it takes 2 or 3 hours in a play to accomplish. 713 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:04,900 I like to think I touch upon the deeper issues of society. 714 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:08,400 - Jack, how are you? - Unemployed. 715 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:12,300 I meant to explain why I didn't cast you. 716 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:14,400 You don't... It's all right. 717 00:42:14,400 --> 00:42:16,800 - Why didn't you? - That's all right. 718 00:42:16,800 --> 00:42:19,600 I realized thatJack is far too... 719 00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,000 large an actor for that part. 720 00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:25,100 Your comic expertise would've thrown the play out of balance. 721 00:42:24,900 --> 00:42:28,300 I loved your last commercial, by the way. 722 00:42:28,300 --> 00:42:31,100 - The laxative one? - You were hysterical. 723 00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:33,500 I don't want to sound conceited, 724 00:42:33,500 --> 00:42:38,200 but a lot of people really believed I was constipated. 725 00:42:38,100 --> 00:42:39,800 As I did. Truly. 726 00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:44,100 Thanks. That means a lot to me. 727 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,900 I think we need drinks. 728 00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,300 I think we need shovels. 729 00:42:56,900 --> 00:42:58,900 This is crazy. 730 00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,000 All I'm doing is talking about myself. 731 00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:03,700 Can I fill your drink up for you, Ed? 732 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:07,200 - You don't mind if I call you Ed? - Not at all. 733 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,000 - I opened my present. - You did? 734 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:11,700 - What is it? - A picture of a horse. 735 00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:14,400 - You've got to love and care for that horse. - It's only a picture. 736 00:43:14,400 --> 00:43:16,200 My kind of horse. 737 00:43:16,200 --> 00:43:20,900 - Home in England, it's a real horse. - It is? 738 00:43:20,700 --> 00:43:22,800 You got her a real horse? 739 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,200 Thank Edward. 740 00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:28,200 Thank you, Edward. 741 00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:31,100 Jack, Edward gave me a horse. 742 00:43:31,100 --> 00:43:34,300 - You made her day, her year. - Edward? 743 00:43:34,300 --> 00:43:37,700 It can be dangerous to bargain for a child's affection. 744 00:43:37,600 --> 00:43:42,200 - I'm sorry? - Would anyone like my liver mousse hors d'oeuvres? 745 00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:45,000 You buy her a horse, what's next? 746 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:47,700 Two horses? Three horses? 747 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,000 They're made from fresh goat liver. 748 00:43:50,000 --> 00:43:52,500 Then what? A motorcycle, a car? 749 00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,400 Pete, put one in your mouth. 750 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,700 - Where does it end? - I see your point. 751 00:43:59,100 --> 00:44:02,800 You've never been around a kid before, have you? 752 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:06,400 No. Like yourself, I've never had a child of my own. 753 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:09,300 Raising a child is not as easy as it looks. 754 00:44:09,300 --> 00:44:11,900 - It doesn't look easy. - It isn't. 755 00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,800 They see through people quicker than adults do. 756 00:44:14,700 --> 00:44:17,900 I think we should eat. 757 00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,400 I'm sorry about Peter. 758 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:27,000 I don't know what he thought he was doing. 759 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,300 I can handle him. 760 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:43,800 My favorite was when he said he really thought... 761 00:44:43,800 --> 00:44:46,600 Jack was constipated in that commercial. 762 00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,800 - Can you believe that? - What a crock. 763 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:52,400 Are you saying you didn't think I was constipated? 764 00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:54,300 - Are you saying that? - Don't take it personally. 765 00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:57,900 What do you know about acting? You act constipated! 766 00:44:57,900 --> 00:44:59,800 Peter. 767 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:03,100 What you did today was totally uncalled-for. 768 00:45:04,600 --> 00:45:06,400 What did I do? 769 00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,100 You acted like a spoiled child! 770 00:45:09,100 --> 00:45:11,700 Well, I don't like the guy. 771 00:45:11,700 --> 00:45:15,200 - You never gave him a chance. - He's not right for Mary. 772 00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:19,500 No one supposes that he's as perfect as you are. 773 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:21,700 I'm only thinking of Mary. 774 00:45:21,700 --> 00:45:25,200 You're not! You're only thinking of yourself, 775 00:45:25,100 --> 00:45:27,800 how you're going to miss Mary, 776 00:45:27,800 --> 00:45:30,500 how someone else will be with her when you're not. 777 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,200 You haven't once thought of what she or I need. 778 00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:34,400 Not true. 779 00:45:34,400 --> 00:45:36,700 Do you know how hard today was for me? 780 00:45:36,700 --> 00:45:38,600 It was very hard. 781 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:41,000 I needed a little support from you. 782 00:45:40,900 --> 00:45:45,000 All I got was a helping of your bruised ego. 783 00:45:44,900 --> 00:45:46,900 You're a selfish bastard! 784 00:45:46,900 --> 00:45:48,400 I'm selfish? 785 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,600 I didn't leave my baby on a doorstep at 6 months old. 786 00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,400 - They're really starting to hate each other. - Don't kid yourself. 787 00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:19,900 I still love the first woman who hit me. 788 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,600 Remember the day I got Sabrina, 789 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:29,700 and you left her on the bus? 790 00:46:29,700 --> 00:46:31,600 Remember that? 791 00:46:31,700 --> 00:46:35,300 Do you remember the day she fell in the pond? 792 00:46:35,100 --> 00:46:40,500 - You dropped her when you were smiling at that lady. - I did? 793 00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:44,200 Yes, I did. I forgot that. 794 00:46:44,100 --> 00:46:47,800 Me and Sabrina have a connection. 795 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,700 When you're in England with Sabrina, 796 00:46:50,700 --> 00:46:55,400 it'll be like you're there with me. Deal? 797 00:46:55,300 --> 00:46:57,800 Will you miss me? 798 00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:01,800 Will I miss you? Mary, I love you. 799 00:47:03,500 --> 00:47:07,700 You're the most perfect thing I've done in my life. 800 00:47:07,600 --> 00:47:10,700 - What do you mean? - Someday I'll explain. 801 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:13,900 Right now, you should go back to bed. Okay? 802 00:47:16,300 --> 00:47:18,800 I'll see you later. 803 00:47:39,500 --> 00:47:42,400 - Well. - There, sweetie. 804 00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:47,800 - I'm gonna miss you. - I'm going to miss you, too. 805 00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,900 Okay, sweetie. 806 00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:55,900 Okay, you be a strong little girl. 807 00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:59,000 Help your mother, right? 808 00:47:58,900 --> 00:48:01,200 I will. 809 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,000 Okay. 810 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:13,400 - Call when you get there. - We will. 811 00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:47,800 Are you going to the wedding? 812 00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:49,900 Nope. 813 00:48:51,100 --> 00:48:53,000 - You? - Nah. 814 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:55,000 I got deadlines. 815 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:57,800 You? 816 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:01,400 No, I have that TV movie in Brazil. 817 00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:03,900 I don't think I can watch Sylvia get married. 818 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,700 It'd be like watching our family end. 819 00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:13,500 Let's have a party. 820 00:49:14,900 --> 00:49:16,600 Yeah? What kind? 821 00:49:16,600 --> 00:49:19,400 The kind we used to throw all the time. 822 00:49:19,300 --> 00:49:21,200 I like that idea! 823 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,600 We could even have it on a school night. 824 00:49:23,600 --> 00:49:27,000 Yeah! It'd be like our return to bachelorhood. 825 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:29,900 - Enough? - That's great. 826 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,700 - Hi, how are you? - Fine. 827 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,600 - Is this fun, or what? - Yeah! 828 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,500 We gotta make up for lost time, fellas. 829 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,900 Why don't I take the blondes? 830 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:49,800 I'll take the brunettes. 831 00:49:49,700 --> 00:49:51,800 I guess that leaves me the redheads. 832 00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:56,700 - Excuse me. Would you like to dance? - Sure. 833 00:49:56,600 --> 00:49:59,300 You're gonna have to keep up with me. 834 00:49:59,300 --> 00:50:01,500 - I'm one hell of a dancer. - Oh! 835 00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:09,000 Ahhh! 836 00:50:09,100 --> 00:50:10,900 Are you okay? 837 00:50:10,900 --> 00:50:13,900 Oh, don't worry. 838 00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:18,400 Look. Every picture, she gets cuter and cuter. 839 00:50:18,300 --> 00:50:22,700 - Did I tell you what Mary said last year? - Only until May. 840 00:50:22,500 --> 00:50:27,300 I'm gonna get a drink, then we can start on June. 841 00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,500 I did some of the work myself. 842 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:36,000 - This bookcase is from a farm. - Where? 843 00:50:35,900 --> 00:50:38,000 - What did you say your name was? - Allisia. 844 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:40,100 I'm Peter. The farm was in Vermont. 845 00:50:40,100 --> 00:50:42,100 It's old, from the 18th century. 846 00:50:42,100 --> 00:50:45,800 I like it. When are you gonna paint it? 847 00:50:45,800 --> 00:50:47,600 Wanna dance? 848 00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,800 ¶Rubber Duckie You're the one¶ 849 00:50:52,700 --> 00:50:56,800 ¶You make bath time lots of fun¶ 850 00:50:56,700 --> 00:51:01,000 ¶Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you¶ 851 00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:02,700 ¶Bo-bo Bo-di-oh¶ 852 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,800 Rubber Duckie Joy ofjoys 853 00:51:05,700 --> 00:51:08,200 When I squeeze you you make noise 854 00:51:08,200 --> 00:51:14,100 Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you 855 00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:35,500 Here it is. My speciality, 856 00:51:35,400 --> 00:51:38,000 liver mousse and poached eggs. 857 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:44,400 An attractive combination. 858 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:47,500 - It's great. - Don't you like it? 859 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:52,400 - I love it, but we do have a cook. - I like doing it. 860 00:51:52,300 --> 00:51:55,300 Try it, Edward. You'll like it. 861 00:51:55,300 --> 00:51:58,900 Whoever taught you to hold your teacup like that? 862 00:52:05,600 --> 00:52:08,000 I don't know anybody here. 863 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:12,300 - I thought Glenn was coming. - His kids have measles. 864 00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:15,500 - Martha? - She had to make an asparagus costume for Tommy. 865 00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,700 So much for life in the fast lane. 866 00:52:17,700 --> 00:52:19,700 What are we doing here? 867 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,000 Having a great time. Can't you tell? 868 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:25,000 - Why aren't we in England? - Ah, Michael. 869 00:52:24,800 --> 00:52:26,800 I spoke to Mary. 870 00:52:26,900 --> 00:52:29,200 I could sense she was not happy. 871 00:52:29,200 --> 00:52:31,500 She said she was having a good time. 872 00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,700 I know what I'm talking about. 873 00:52:33,700 --> 00:52:36,700 My parents sent me to camp every summer. 874 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,400 The counselors made us write postcards home. 875 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:43,300 I'd be sharing a cabin with a guy who collected farts, 876 00:52:43,300 --> 00:52:47,500 and I'd be praying the whole place would burn. 877 00:52:47,300 --> 00:52:50,800 But I'd always write what a good time I was having. 878 00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:54,600 Believe me, you guys, 879 00:52:54,600 --> 00:52:56,400 our little girl is miserable. 880 00:52:56,900 --> 00:52:59,100 I'm going to England. 881 00:52:59,100 --> 00:53:01,400 You can stay here if you like. 882 00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:02,900 I'm going. 883 00:53:17,900 --> 00:53:19,800 What's this thing run on, batteries? 884 00:53:19,800 --> 00:53:22,000 The last one they had. 885 00:53:30,100 --> 00:53:32,800 I hate England. I always have. 886 00:53:32,800 --> 00:53:35,700 As long as we're here, look on the bright side. 887 00:53:35,700 --> 00:53:38,000 You're right. I'm sorry. 888 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:41,200 - The toilet paper's like Reynolds Wrap. - That's a start. 889 00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:44,500 It's so damn cold, the only thing that's warm is the ice. 890 00:53:44,400 --> 00:53:46,600 - You know what I hate most? - What? 891 00:53:46,600 --> 00:53:49,900 - The way they use words like "schedule." - And "vitamins." 892 00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,400 - Other side, Pete! - Damn! 893 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,800 - Want me to drive? - Relax. 894 00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:02,200 We're lost. I haven't seen a road that's marked. 895 00:54:02,000 --> 00:54:04,800 What's that noise? 896 00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:07,700 - Do you think it's the engine? - Uh-uh. 897 00:54:14,200 --> 00:54:16,500 The next road. 898 00:54:16,500 --> 00:54:19,400 I can't hear a word he's saying. 899 00:54:24,900 --> 00:54:27,100 Okay, I got it. 900 00:54:27,100 --> 00:54:29,500 On your right, 901 00:54:29,500 --> 00:54:33,300 you'll see two large trees and a gray stone, 902 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:36,100 which my wife says reminds her of a tortoise. 903 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:38,400 In between those trees... 904 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:40,900 is a long, narrow road... 905 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,800 with a shallow brook running alongside... 906 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:47,400 ¶and a short hedge full of white blossoms.¶ 907 00:54:47,300 --> 00:54:50,600 Now, don't take that road! 908 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:57,000 Let's get out of here as fast as we possibly can. 909 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:14,400 Maybe we should have called first. 910 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:18,000 Don't worry about it. This'll be more fun. 911 00:55:35,600 --> 00:55:39,100 This is it? It's so huge. 912 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,100 Looks like a hotel. 913 00:55:45,800 --> 00:55:48,400 Wow, look at this place. 914 00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:50,400 Family money. 915 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:51,800 Yeah. 916 00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:53,300 Hey. 917 00:55:53,300 --> 00:55:56,400 The Medieval version of permanent press. 918 00:55:56,300 --> 00:55:59,400 How do you take a leak in one of these things? 919 00:55:59,300 --> 00:56:02,400 Carefully, very carefully. 920 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,600 Come on. 921 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:21,700 There she is! 922 00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,200 Look, it's Michael and Peter! 923 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,000 My life is complete. 924 00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:34,200 - Yea! - Yea! 925 00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:39,800 - We missed you! - Missed you more. 926 00:56:41,900 --> 00:56:43,600 Welcome. 927 00:56:43,700 --> 00:56:47,400 - Good of you to come. - Edward. 928 00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,200 Hi, Sylvia. 929 00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:51,100 - Where's Jack? - Making a movie. 930 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:53,200 - He got a job? - Yeah. 931 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,200 We thought we'd surprise you. 932 00:56:55,300 --> 00:56:58,000 You certainly did. It's wonderful. 933 00:56:57,900 --> 00:57:01,600 - You must stay with us. Is that all right? - Of course. 934 00:57:01,500 --> 00:57:03,900 How did you find us? 935 00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:07,300 It was no trouble at all. 936 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:09,100 I'm not surprised. 937 00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,700 - My horse's name is Slamdunk. - Let's go see him! 938 00:57:12,600 --> 00:57:16,300 - You'd probably like to unpack. - Oh, sure. Sorry. 939 00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:18,500 Barrow, show these gentlemen... 940 00:57:18,400 --> 00:57:20,700 to the guest rooms in the west wing. 941 00:57:20,700 --> 00:57:23,000 Very good, miss. 942 00:57:27,700 --> 00:57:29,900 - Not bad. - Nice. 943 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:35,200 The water closet is in here, sir. 944 00:57:37,000 --> 00:57:39,500 You were very well behaved before. 945 00:57:39,500 --> 00:57:42,500 Well, we're all civilized people. 946 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:49,800 - Michael! Peter! - Hey! 947 00:57:55,100 --> 00:57:57,000 What'd you bring me? 948 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:59,200 Did we bring anything for Mary? 949 00:57:59,200 --> 00:58:02,700 - I can't remember. Look in that suitcase. - Yeah! 950 00:58:02,700 --> 00:58:04,700 Look at that, 951 00:58:04,700 --> 00:58:07,100 and Jack sent you a makeup case. 952 00:58:07,100 --> 00:58:09,200 It's just like his! 953 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:11,400 Dinner will be served... 954 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:15,000 promptly at 8:00, gentlemen. 955 00:58:22,500 --> 00:58:25,300 - Sure we're not overdressed? - Trust me. 956 00:58:25,300 --> 00:58:28,600 I saw " Brideshead Revisited" 3 times. 957 00:58:35,700 --> 00:58:38,000 Has someone died? 958 00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:39,900 Not yet. 959 00:58:41,600 --> 00:58:44,100 Peter, Michael, let me introduce you. 960 00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:47,000 This is Dierdre Coleman, with the foreign service, 961 00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,000 and Wilfred Blair, director of the national theater. 962 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,100 Edward's told me about your commune. 963 00:58:52,000 --> 00:58:56,100 - How do you do? - And Reverend Hewitt, who'll be marrying us. 964 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:58,300 How do you do? Is there more salmon? 965 00:58:58,300 --> 00:59:00,700 Peter and Michael, friends of Sylvia's. 966 00:59:00,600 --> 00:59:02,900 - Yes, but is there any more salmon? - Yes. 967 00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:04,900 There is Sylvia now. 968 00:59:04,900 --> 00:59:08,500 Peter, there's someone over here I'd love you to meet. 969 00:59:12,300 --> 00:59:15,400 Elspeth, I'd love you to meet Peter Mitchell. 970 00:59:15,400 --> 00:59:17,600 Miss Elspeth Lomax. 971 00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:21,000 - How do you do? - Miss Lomax is from Guernsey. 972 00:59:20,900 --> 00:59:23,700 Oh, where the cows come from. 973 00:59:23,700 --> 00:59:26,500 - Mr. Mitchell is... - An architect. 974 00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:28,400 Well, then, 975 00:59:28,400 --> 00:59:31,300 do you align yourself with the post-modernists, 976 00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:34,400 - or are you more of a classicist? - What? 977 00:59:34,300 --> 00:59:38,200 Prince Charles is having war in this country with... 978 00:59:41,300 --> 00:59:43,700 - Ooh, bang! - Sorry. 979 00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,700 Um... 980 00:59:45,700 --> 00:59:47,900 No, uh... 981 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:55,300 There's some roe on your nose. 982 00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,800 - Oh, goodness. I'm sorry. - It's all right. 983 00:59:58,700 --> 01:00:01,800 What is it that you do? 984 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,700 I'm the headmistress of a girls' school... 985 01:00:04,700 --> 01:00:06,600 in West Riding. 986 01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:08,700 You may have heard of it. 987 01:00:08,700 --> 01:00:11,000 The Pileforth Academy. 988 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:14,100 Pileforth? I can't say that I have. 989 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,800 We've turned out England's finest young ladies... 990 01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,000 since the 18th century. 991 01:00:19,000 --> 01:00:22,300 Excuse me. Mary'd like to see us. 992 01:00:22,200 --> 01:00:25,200 Oh, sorry. Lovely to meet you. 993 01:00:25,100 --> 01:00:27,200 Nice meeting you. 994 01:00:34,400 --> 01:00:37,000 I think he fancies you. 995 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:39,900 Don't be such a rogue. 996 01:00:39,800 --> 01:00:42,900 - What makes you say that? - He asked to meet you. 997 01:00:42,900 --> 01:00:45,400 - I know Peter pretty well. - Do you? 998 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:48,200 - A woman has to walk a fine line with him. - How so? 999 01:00:48,200 --> 01:00:51,900 She has to make it very clear that she's attracted to him, 1000 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,400 but she can't come on too strongly. 1001 01:00:56,100 --> 01:00:58,500 Say no more. 1002 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:02,200 You ever get the feeling you're being watched? 1003 01:01:02,200 --> 01:01:05,500 - I make up stories about them. - She was... 1004 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,600 on the cover of"Rolling Stone." 1005 01:01:07,700 --> 01:01:10,600 - We brought super-chunk peanut butter. - From New York. 1006 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:12,500 - Yeah! - Okay. 1007 01:01:12,500 --> 01:01:14,900 Wait here. I'll get it. 1008 01:01:20,900 --> 01:01:23,600 - Oh, Peter. I was just... - Hi. 1009 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:27,100 - I'm sorry. - No, what were you gonna say? 1010 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,300 Is everything all right? 1011 01:01:29,300 --> 01:01:31,300 Towels, blankets? 1012 01:01:31,300 --> 01:01:33,700 Everything is fine. 1013 01:01:33,700 --> 01:01:37,800 - You look great. - So do you. 1014 01:01:37,700 --> 01:01:40,300 Well, Sylvia... 1015 01:01:45,200 --> 01:01:48,400 You know how you want to say something... 1016 01:01:48,400 --> 01:01:50,400 and then you don't, 1017 01:01:50,300 --> 01:01:52,700 and then by the time you say it, 1018 01:01:52,700 --> 01:01:54,800 it's been such a long time. 1019 01:01:54,800 --> 01:01:57,800 One time, Sandra, my assistant, 1020 01:01:57,800 --> 01:02:01,700 - she never told me this guy called... - What is it... 1021 01:02:01,500 --> 01:02:03,300 you want to say? 1022 01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:08,700 I'm sorry about what I said before you left. 1023 01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:13,100 So am I. I overreacted. 1024 01:02:13,100 --> 01:02:15,600 You have a pretty good right hook, 1025 01:02:15,500 --> 01:02:17,600 but I deserved it. 1026 01:02:17,700 --> 01:02:21,500 I was out of line, way out of line. 1027 01:02:21,400 --> 01:02:23,000 Ahem. 1028 01:02:22,900 --> 01:02:25,700 I beg your pardon, miss. 1029 01:02:25,700 --> 01:02:28,300 Lady Eastwick is leaving. 1030 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:33,600 - I have to go. - It's all right. 1031 01:02:42,400 --> 01:02:44,600 Jack, how's the movie going? 1032 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,500 Fabulous role, Michael. 1033 01:02:46,500 --> 01:02:48,900 Kind of a South American King Lear. 1034 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:51,000 I don't want to talk about me. 1035 01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,700 - Where's Mary? - Asleep. 1036 01:02:53,700 --> 01:02:56,800 How's she doing? Is she any bigger? 1037 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,200 Has she got the accent down yet? 1038 01:02:59,100 --> 01:03:03,100 She missed us. She misses you, Jack. 1039 01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:06,100 Tell her I miss her, too. 1040 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:09,600 - Gonna make it to the wedding? - I don't know, Michael. 1041 01:03:09,500 --> 01:03:12,600 I really need the work, and I'm pivotal to the plot. 1042 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:14,500 We need you here. 1043 01:03:14,400 --> 01:03:17,800 Fruit of the Loom, you're on! 1044 01:03:17,700 --> 01:03:20,900 I gotta go. Bye-bye. 1045 01:03:55,600 --> 01:03:59,400 Not so splendid as your mighty erections, 1046 01:03:59,300 --> 01:04:01,200 I imagine. 1047 01:04:06,500 --> 01:04:10,100 - Did I frighten you? - I was expecting Mary. 1048 01:04:09,900 --> 01:04:12,400 Little Mary, yes. 1049 01:04:12,300 --> 01:04:15,500 What a delightful, if somewhat wilful child. 1050 01:04:15,500 --> 01:04:18,500 She'll make an excellent Pileforth student. 1051 01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:21,200 She's going to your school? 1052 01:04:21,100 --> 01:04:25,000 No, not immediately, but eventually. 1053 01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:28,300 - She wouldn't like it. - What makes you say that? 1054 01:04:28,200 --> 01:04:31,500 Boarding school is definitely not for her. 1055 01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:35,400 Tell me, are you always such a slave... 1056 01:04:35,400 --> 01:04:38,000 to your instincts? 1057 01:04:37,900 --> 01:04:40,200 No, not usually. 1058 01:04:40,300 --> 01:04:44,000 Don't underestimate what Pileforth can do for a lady. 1059 01:04:43,900 --> 01:04:45,800 After all, 1060 01:04:45,800 --> 01:04:49,400 I am a Pileforth girl myself. 1061 01:04:49,300 --> 01:04:51,600 Oh, that's reassuring. 1062 01:04:51,500 --> 01:04:55,200 In fact, I'm going back there this morning. 1063 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,900 I was just wondering... 1064 01:04:57,800 --> 01:05:01,200 whether you'd like to, um, 1065 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,300 visit. 1066 01:05:04,900 --> 01:05:07,300 No, but thank you. 1067 01:05:07,300 --> 01:05:09,000 No. 1068 01:05:13,300 --> 01:05:15,900 I hope you don't mind my saying this, 1069 01:05:15,900 --> 01:05:18,800 but you seem to be a little distracted. 1070 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:22,100 Do I? Well, 1071 01:05:22,000 --> 01:05:24,900 you're right. 1072 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:27,700 I'm very confused right now. 1073 01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:30,100 I can't make any sense out of anything. 1074 01:05:30,500 --> 01:05:33,700 Really? How do you mean? 1075 01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:37,000 Well, you're a woman. 1076 01:05:36,800 --> 01:05:39,200 - You are correct. - Tell me something. 1077 01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,400 How can a man look at a woman... 1078 01:05:41,400 --> 01:05:44,300 and not realize how he feels about her? 1079 01:05:44,300 --> 01:05:46,400 Do you understand what I'm saying? 1080 01:05:46,400 --> 01:05:49,800 I must admit to not being the most worldly of women, 1081 01:05:49,800 --> 01:05:52,700 but I can assure you I'm not oblivious... 1082 01:05:52,700 --> 01:05:55,000 of the ways of Eros. 1083 01:05:55,000 --> 01:05:58,500 If I'm so attracted to her, why can't I tell her? 1084 01:05:58,400 --> 01:06:01,700 Perhaps those of us who have... 1085 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,900 navigated the river of life singly... 1086 01:06:04,800 --> 01:06:08,200 are wary of rocking the punt. 1087 01:06:10,600 --> 01:06:12,700 I don't know what to do. 1088 01:06:12,700 --> 01:06:15,300 Well, tell her. 1089 01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,600 Seek the auspicious moment... 1090 01:06:19,300 --> 01:06:21,600 and, um, tell her. 1091 01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,100 Colder, colder, 1092 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,900 colder, 1093 01:06:32,900 --> 01:06:35,000 colder. 1094 01:06:35,000 --> 01:06:37,700 Warmer, getting warmer. 1095 01:06:39,200 --> 01:06:41,900 Warmer, warmer. 1096 01:06:43,700 --> 01:06:47,500 - Isn't this fun? - A splendid game. 1097 01:06:47,400 --> 01:06:50,300 I can see why so many cherish it. 1098 01:06:51,500 --> 01:06:53,700 Warmer, hotter. 1099 01:06:53,700 --> 01:06:56,500 Very hot! Very hot! 1100 01:06:56,500 --> 01:06:59,100 For God's sake, what have you done now? 1101 01:06:59,100 --> 01:07:01,000 I'm terribly sorry. 1102 01:07:01,000 --> 01:07:04,400 Do you have any idea how important these letters are? 1103 01:07:04,300 --> 01:07:08,100 - I made him play. - I told you not to play your games in the house! 1104 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,900 Leave them alone! 1105 01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:14,600 Barrow, get me some towels. 1106 01:07:14,500 --> 01:07:18,000 I'm sick of rearranging my life because of a child! 1107 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:20,000 Now go to your room! 1108 01:07:25,700 --> 01:07:28,900 He doesn't like me. He's always yelling at me. 1109 01:07:28,800 --> 01:07:31,000 He yelled at me this morning... 1110 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:33,500 when Miss Lomax was measuring me. 1111 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:35,400 When she was what? 1112 01:07:35,400 --> 01:07:38,800 Measuring me for my new clothes. 1113 01:07:38,700 --> 01:07:41,300 What new clothes? 1114 01:07:41,300 --> 01:07:45,300 A blue jacket, a patch right here... 1115 01:07:45,200 --> 01:07:48,200 like the other girls wear. 1116 01:07:54,000 --> 01:07:55,900 She means a uniform. 1117 01:07:55,900 --> 01:07:59,400 Miss Lomax was measuring Mary for a school uniform. 1118 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:01,400 - Why? - I think Edward's... 1119 01:08:01,400 --> 01:08:04,000 planning on sending Mary to that boarding school. 1120 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:06,600 Those places are like reformatories! 1121 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:09,500 I think we should check this out. 1122 01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:37,000 - Do you like it here? - It's wonderful, sir. 1123 01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:45,200 Hi there. 1124 01:08:51,300 --> 01:08:54,000 It's a Stepford school. 1125 01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:56,200 So, 1126 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:59,600 the skeptical American has changed his mind... 1127 01:08:59,500 --> 01:09:01,900 and come to judge for himself. 1128 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,500 - We had some time. - So we came up. 1129 01:09:04,500 --> 01:09:08,000 Oh, you must be hungry. 1130 01:09:08,000 --> 01:09:12,300 Come, let me satisfy your appetite. 1131 01:09:21,900 --> 01:09:25,200 What's the usual age of a girl who comes here? 1132 01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:28,500 The usual age of an enrolling student is 8. 1133 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:31,800 We have made exceptions for children as young as 6 or 7. 1134 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:33,800 That sounds very young. 1135 01:09:33,700 --> 01:09:37,100 But the system has worked for more than 200 years. 1136 01:09:36,900 --> 01:09:39,300 We take great care of our girls. 1137 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:42,200 We have a registered nutritionist... 1138 01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:44,500 who supervises all our meals. 1139 01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:47,900 Didn't you enjoy your lunch? 1140 01:09:47,900 --> 01:09:51,600 - I've never tasted anything better. - You haven't touched it. 1141 01:09:57,200 --> 01:10:01,400 - This is where the girls sleep. - Nice. 1142 01:10:01,300 --> 01:10:04,200 Well, it's not exactly the Hilton, 1143 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:07,000 but it's certainly conducive to study. 1144 01:10:07,000 --> 01:10:11,200 I spent many a happy night in this dormitory. 1145 01:10:11,100 --> 01:10:13,200 This is the room... 1146 01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:16,900 where the late Duke of Pileforth used to kennel his hounds. 1147 01:10:16,700 --> 01:10:19,400 I can tell. 1148 01:10:19,300 --> 01:10:23,500 Look, it's not as cold as it might first appear. 1149 01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:25,400 You know, 1150 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:28,400 sometimes beneath the most rigid surface... 1151 01:10:28,300 --> 01:10:31,200 lies a surprising fervor. 1152 01:10:40,400 --> 01:10:42,600 What's the matter, darling? 1153 01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:45,000 I'm concerned about Mary. 1154 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:48,000 She'll come around. You'll see. 1155 01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,400 I'm nervous about tomorrow. 1156 01:10:51,400 --> 01:10:55,000 - Don't you want to get married? - Of course I do. 1157 01:10:54,900 --> 01:10:57,400 I think so. Yes, I do. 1158 01:10:57,400 --> 01:11:01,500 - Why do you ask? - Everything's going to be fine. 1159 01:11:01,400 --> 01:11:05,200 You son of a bitch. You're sending Mary to that school! 1160 01:11:05,200 --> 01:11:08,200 - What are you talking about? - We went to Pileforth. 1161 01:11:08,100 --> 01:11:10,300 He's planning to send Mary there. 1162 01:11:10,300 --> 01:11:13,200 In 5 or 6 years, that's a possibility. 1163 01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:15,900 - No, next term! - That's not true. 1164 01:11:15,900 --> 01:11:18,500 - He's lying. - Rubbish. 1165 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:21,200 - Why was Miss Lomax measuring Mary? - Was she? 1166 01:11:21,100 --> 01:11:26,100 - For a uniform. - A gift. She asked me if she could give Mary a blazer. 1167 01:11:25,900 --> 01:11:31,100 - Why? - With the presents we'll get, Mary might feel left out. 1168 01:11:31,000 --> 01:11:33,600 - That's a very sweet thought. - I thought so. 1169 01:11:33,600 --> 01:11:34,900 What a crock! 1170 01:11:34,900 --> 01:11:37,800 Did you come here to stir up trouble? 1171 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:40,400 Darling, it's just a misunderstanding. 1172 01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:43,600 It's not a misunderstanding. You can't trust this guy. 1173 01:11:43,500 --> 01:11:44,900 He's lying! 1174 01:11:44,900 --> 01:11:47,600 You have no proof of that. 1175 01:11:47,600 --> 01:11:50,800 I don't need any proof! I feel it. 1176 01:11:50,700 --> 01:11:53,100 Who bloody cares? 1177 01:11:54,700 --> 01:11:57,500 Edward, I made it! 1178 01:11:57,500 --> 01:11:59,500 Hallelujah. 1179 01:12:01,100 --> 01:12:04,900 Sylvia, you can't marry this guy. 1180 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:08,200 Why not? Tell me, Peter. 1181 01:12:08,200 --> 01:12:10,200 I want to know. 1182 01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:12,600 For Mary's sake. 1183 01:12:15,000 --> 01:12:17,500 You may not like Edward, 1184 01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:20,400 but I love him and I'm marrying him. 1185 01:12:20,300 --> 01:12:23,300 I'd tell you not to come, but Mary would be crushed. 1186 01:12:23,300 --> 01:12:25,900 For her sake, please, do come. 1187 01:12:25,900 --> 01:12:30,000 But as far as I'm concerned, stay out of my life. 1188 01:12:32,100 --> 01:12:34,600 - Hi. - Hi. 1189 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:45,500 You haven't lost your touch with women. 1190 01:12:45,400 --> 01:12:47,900 Ever think about making an instructional video? 1191 01:12:47,900 --> 01:12:50,000 What'd you want to say? 1192 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:53,800 I know a lot of people don't take me seriously. 1193 01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:57,200 They think I'm conceited, self-centered; 1194 01:12:57,100 --> 01:12:59,900 I can't see anything except what's happening to me. 1195 01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,100 Please correct me if I'm wrong. 1196 01:13:02,000 --> 01:13:03,700 I will. 1197 01:13:10,700 --> 01:13:12,500 Look, Pete, 1198 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:15,300 I've lived with you for 7 years now. 1199 01:13:15,300 --> 01:13:17,900 I know you as well as anybody, better. 1200 01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:19,700 These last 5 years... 1201 01:13:19,700 --> 01:13:23,800 with Mary and Sylvia and Michael and me, 1202 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,900 you have been the glue that kept us together. 1203 01:13:26,900 --> 01:13:30,200 We depended on you. 1204 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:33,500 We made you the father, and it worked. 1205 01:13:33,400 --> 01:13:36,400 But it's kept you from admitting... 1206 01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:38,900 how you feel about Sylvia. 1207 01:13:38,900 --> 01:13:41,200 You love her, don't you? 1208 01:13:42,200 --> 01:13:44,600 Why do you say that? 1209 01:13:44,500 --> 01:13:46,000 Don't you? 1210 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:50,500 Aw, come on, Pete. 1211 01:13:50,500 --> 01:13:53,800 - Say how you feel. - Okay, I love her! 1212 01:13:53,800 --> 01:13:55,700 I knew it! 1213 01:13:55,700 --> 01:13:58,600 I wish they had a category like this on "Jeopardy." 1214 01:13:58,500 --> 01:14:01,400 - What's holding you back? - I don't know. 1215 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,000 You know! 1216 01:14:03,000 --> 01:14:05,400 - You, for one. - Me? 1217 01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:07,800 - You're Mary's father. - So? 1218 01:14:07,700 --> 01:14:09,800 You're my best friend, too. 1219 01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,800 You kiss Sylvia all the time. 1220 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:15,900 - You always tell her how much you love her. - That's actor stuff. 1221 01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:19,000 Well, I always figured you and she would eventually... 1222 01:14:18,900 --> 01:14:22,400 You were there. She said I didn't love her that way. 1223 01:14:22,300 --> 01:14:25,700 She was right. I don't. Not that I couldn't fool her. 1224 01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:29,000 You do love her that way, and she loves you! 1225 01:14:28,900 --> 01:14:30,500 She loves me? 1226 01:14:30,500 --> 01:14:34,100 - Then why is she marrying Edward? - You never asked her! 1227 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:37,500 Yeah, but you... 1228 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:39,800 But what, Pete? 1229 01:14:48,300 --> 01:14:50,400 I'm scared. 1230 01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:53,300 Of what, getting married again? 1231 01:14:53,300 --> 01:14:57,400 Yes! I love Sylvia. Okay, I said it. 1232 01:14:57,200 --> 01:15:00,200 I love her so much it's making me crazy, 1233 01:15:00,200 --> 01:15:03,900 but I'm scared of screwing up like I did the last time. 1234 01:15:03,800 --> 01:15:05,800 I'm scared of hurting Sylvia, 1235 01:15:05,900 --> 01:15:09,800 Mary, you, and Michael... 1236 01:15:09,700 --> 01:15:11,900 and me. 1237 01:15:11,900 --> 01:15:15,700 It's tough being papa bear, isn't it? 1238 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,900 I love you. You're a very special man. 1239 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:22,900 If anyone deserves to be happy, it's you. 1240 01:15:22,800 --> 01:15:26,700 If you love her, you've gotta go for it. 1241 01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:28,600 You can make it work, believe me. 1242 01:15:32,300 --> 01:15:34,400 You're a good friend. 1243 01:15:34,300 --> 01:15:37,600 I'm a great friend. What's this good shit? 1244 01:15:37,800 --> 01:15:41,000 - I'm going to Pileforth! - Think this through. 1245 01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:43,900 - I think too much. - He does. 1246 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:46,200 - I love Sylvia. - Then tell her! 1247 01:15:46,200 --> 01:15:49,000 I gotta prove the guy's a fraud. 1248 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,300 How? 1249 01:15:50,400 --> 01:15:52,300 There's gotta be files, 1250 01:15:52,300 --> 01:15:54,700 something to show that he's sending Mary there. 1251 01:15:54,700 --> 01:15:58,400 - Suppose you're wrong? - Your words, Jack, 1252 01:15:58,200 --> 01:16:00,600 "If you want something, go for it. " 1253 01:16:00,600 --> 01:16:03,900 - Jack! - There you are, baby doll! 1254 01:16:03,900 --> 01:16:08,400 I knew you were coming. I told Sabrina you would. 1255 01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:10,200 Where are you going? 1256 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:13,700 I'll be back. I love your mom. 1257 01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:17,300 He's been really weird. 1258 01:17:26,800 --> 01:17:29,100 Is there someone there? 1259 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:41,900 Mr. Mitchell! 1260 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:44,300 What are you doing in my closet? 1261 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:47,200 Sometimes a man has to be alone. 1262 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:52,200 And sometimes he needs companionship. 1263 01:17:53,200 --> 01:17:55,700 I'm sorry, but... 1264 01:17:55,600 --> 01:17:57,600 I've gotta be totally honest with you. 1265 01:17:57,500 --> 01:17:59,500 Let's just lay it out right on the table! 1266 01:17:59,400 --> 01:18:01,400 Oh, I'm glad that your infatuation... 1267 01:18:01,300 --> 01:18:03,200 has at last found a voice. 1268 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:05,500 - It has? - We have no more excuses now! 1269 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:07,800 We are creatures of the night. 1270 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,500 We are children of la luna! 1271 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,100 Wait, we're breaking the rules of propriety. 1272 01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,800 Oh, rules, rules, rules are made to be broken! 1273 01:18:15,700 --> 01:18:17,700 - Oh, kiss me! - What about the girls? 1274 01:18:17,700 --> 01:18:19,800 They can't have you! 1275 01:18:20,700 --> 01:18:22,600 I've never met your family. 1276 01:18:22,600 --> 01:18:25,000 I've never asked your father's permission. 1277 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,000 My father's a doddering old fool! 1278 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:29,600 There's something I have to tell you. 1279 01:18:31,200 --> 01:18:32,800 I'm impotent! 1280 01:18:32,800 --> 01:18:36,100 I find that so charming in a man. 1281 01:18:37,600 --> 01:18:40,100 Miss Lomax... Elspeth... 1282 01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:42,200 Oh, shut up and take me! 1283 01:18:45,000 --> 01:18:48,700 - Am I everything you expected? - And more... much more! 1284 01:18:48,600 --> 01:18:51,000 No! We can't, not tonight! 1285 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:53,400 We mustn't let one night of passion... 1286 01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:55,600 cloud our entire relationship. 1287 01:18:55,600 --> 01:18:57,500 I understand what you're saying. 1288 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,300 As hard as it may be, 1289 01:18:59,400 --> 01:19:01,600 we must control ourselves! 1290 01:19:01,600 --> 01:19:03,500 Good night. 1291 01:19:08,700 --> 01:19:13,600 Oh, you are a true gentleman. 1292 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:16,900 Damn it! 1293 01:19:39,600 --> 01:19:41,200 Damn! 1294 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:50,000 Darling, where have you been? We have so much to do. 1295 01:19:49,800 --> 01:19:51,800 I wanted a few moments by myself. 1296 01:19:51,700 --> 01:19:54,200 - Feeling nervous? - A little. 1297 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:56,600 It's quite natural to feel nervous. 1298 01:19:56,500 --> 01:19:59,600 In less than 2 hours, 1299 01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:02,800 you'll be leaving a whole part of your life behind you, 1300 01:20:02,700 --> 01:20:05,200 and entering a lifelong contract... 1301 01:20:05,200 --> 01:20:07,400 that will change everything you've ever known. 1302 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:09,800 Thank you, Mother. I feel much better. 1303 01:20:09,800 --> 01:20:11,700 That's what mothers are for. 1304 01:20:29,600 --> 01:20:31,600 The good news is, I've got the proof. 1305 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:34,100 The bad news is, I'm still a long way away. 1306 01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:36,100 Jack and I are cooking up a plan. 1307 01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:38,600 ¶- Just get here. - The cavalry just showed up.¶ 1308 01:20:38,500 --> 01:20:40,300 I'll be there. 1309 01:20:42,500 --> 01:20:44,100 Wait! Stop! 1310 01:20:44,100 --> 01:20:46,100 Am I glad to see you! 1311 01:20:46,000 --> 01:20:48,600 Mr. Mitchell! What are you doing here? 1312 01:20:48,600 --> 01:20:50,500 I'll explain. Let's go. 1313 01:20:50,500 --> 01:20:53,200 We've got to stall the wedding until Peter gets back. 1314 01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:55,700 - I'm ready. - You with us? - Yes! 1315 01:20:55,700 --> 01:20:57,500 All right, we've got one hour. 1316 01:20:58,900 --> 01:21:01,100 - This way, vicar. - I haven't finished my breakfast. 1317 01:21:01,100 --> 01:21:03,100 Where are you taking me? 1318 01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:05,000 They've moved the ceremony. 1319 01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:07,400 - I'm driving you to a new church. - Who are you? 1320 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:09,400 That's an interesting theological question. 1321 01:21:09,400 --> 01:21:11,400 Who are any of us? 1322 01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:13,700 Good point. I've often suggested... 1323 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:16,800 my congregation ask itself that very question. 1324 01:21:16,700 --> 01:21:20,000 And if, in fact, we exist at all. 1325 01:21:19,800 --> 01:21:22,300 I have a syllogism that answers that problem. 1326 01:21:22,300 --> 01:21:24,200 It goes like this... 1327 01:21:24,300 --> 01:21:28,600 All pigs exist. I exist. Therefore, I am a... pig. 1328 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:32,500 That's not right. I've got it! 1329 01:21:32,300 --> 01:21:35,300 All people exist. All pigs exist. 1330 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,400 Therefore all people are pigs. 1331 01:21:37,400 --> 01:21:39,300 No, that's not it either. 1332 01:21:41,900 --> 01:21:44,300 I was under the impression that Sylvia knew... 1333 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,500 that Mary was to be enrolled for next term. 1334 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:48,700 She has absolutely no idea. 1335 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:50,600 How extraordinary. 1336 01:21:53,200 --> 01:21:56,100 All they said was, "The vicar was ill." 1337 01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:58,000 We'll have to find another. 1338 01:21:58,000 --> 01:22:00,600 You can't swing a dead cat around the English countryside, 1339 01:22:00,600 --> 01:22:02,500 without hitting a vicar. 1340 01:22:02,500 --> 01:22:05,000 More news from the vicarage. 1341 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:06,900 They're sending a replacement. 1342 01:22:06,900 --> 01:22:08,700 Oh, there you are. 1343 01:22:08,700 --> 01:22:11,700 It's hard to believe that it's taken 5 years... 1344 01:22:11,600 --> 01:22:14,300 to realize my true feelings for her. 1345 01:22:14,300 --> 01:22:15,400 I'm sorry if I misled you. 1346 01:22:15,500 --> 01:22:18,000 Say no more. 1347 01:22:17,900 --> 01:22:20,100 All is fair in love and war. 1348 01:22:20,100 --> 01:22:23,500 You're a very attractive woman. 1349 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:25,300 Oh, I know. 1350 01:22:25,300 --> 01:22:27,800 We've got to get you to the church before the wedding. 1351 01:22:27,700 --> 01:22:29,700 We shall succeed! 1352 01:22:29,800 --> 01:22:32,200 I know a shortcut. 1353 01:22:49,000 --> 01:22:51,900 You'll never get that out, lad. 1354 01:22:51,900 --> 01:22:53,900 Do you have a car we could use? 1355 01:22:55,700 --> 01:22:58,900 A horse? Anything that moves? 1356 01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,100 Ahem. Bride or groom, sir? 1357 01:23:26,100 --> 01:23:27,900 Just a guest, thank you. 1358 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,300 I think that's the church up there. 1359 01:23:33,700 --> 01:23:36,600 I certainly hope we haven't missed the champagne. 1360 01:23:37,900 --> 01:23:39,700 Vicar, wait! 1361 01:23:39,800 --> 01:23:41,500 This isn't the wedding! 1362 01:23:41,500 --> 01:23:43,400 What? 1363 01:23:47,100 --> 01:23:48,900 What a joyous event... 1364 01:23:49,000 --> 01:23:52,000 we have come here to celebrate this glorious day. 1365 01:24:01,200 --> 01:24:03,100 I look like a dork. 1366 01:24:03,200 --> 01:24:06,400 You don't look like a dork. You look very beautiful. 1367 01:24:06,300 --> 01:24:08,200 Edward give you the ring? 1368 01:24:08,200 --> 01:24:10,200 - Yes. - Where is it? 1369 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:12,500 It's in my pocket. 1370 01:24:12,500 --> 01:24:14,400 Peter's not here yet. 1371 01:24:14,400 --> 01:24:16,300 He will be. 1372 01:24:16,300 --> 01:24:18,400 It's not right without him. 1373 01:24:18,400 --> 01:24:21,500 You're too young now, but one day you'll understand. 1374 01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:23,700 I understand now. 1375 01:24:23,700 --> 01:24:25,200 Do you? 1376 01:24:25,200 --> 01:24:27,200 Peter loves you. 1377 01:24:39,700 --> 01:24:42,800 Keep everybody happy. The vicar's not here yet. 1378 01:24:54,400 --> 01:24:57,100 I'm starting a wave. 1379 01:25:00,100 --> 01:25:01,500 Oh, vicar! 1380 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:05,000 We're grateful you could come on short notice. 1381 01:25:04,900 --> 01:25:07,200 Not to worry. I love weddings. 1382 01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:09,500 People are always so... hopeful. 1383 01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:13,400 - No, this way. - Oh, yes. 1384 01:25:14,300 --> 01:25:15,700 Oh! 1385 01:25:21,100 --> 01:25:23,500 What time is it? 1386 01:25:34,100 --> 01:25:37,300 Oh, you look lovely, darling. 1387 01:25:37,100 --> 01:25:39,900 We're going to have to go ahead without them. 1388 01:25:39,900 --> 01:25:42,000 But who'll give me away? 1389 01:25:42,000 --> 01:25:43,200 Oh... 1390 01:26:29,300 --> 01:26:31,300 Sit down. 1391 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:48,500 Oh, what a beautiful girl! 1392 01:26:48,500 --> 01:26:50,600 It's never too late, you know. 1393 01:26:50,600 --> 01:26:52,500 You can always change your mind. 1394 01:26:52,500 --> 01:26:54,200 I'm available. 1395 01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,300 Just kidding. 1396 01:27:00,300 --> 01:27:02,400 Dearly beloved, 1397 01:27:02,400 --> 01:27:06,100 we are gathered here today... 1398 01:27:06,000 --> 01:27:08,400 to join in holy matrimony... 1399 01:27:08,300 --> 01:27:12,900 Edward... and... 1400 01:27:12,800 --> 01:27:14,700 oh, dear. 1401 01:27:14,800 --> 01:27:16,100 Sylvia. 1402 01:27:16,100 --> 01:27:18,800 Sylvia, of course. 1403 01:27:18,800 --> 01:27:21,100 I knew a Sylvia once. 1404 01:27:21,100 --> 01:27:23,600 She... uh... 1405 01:27:23,500 --> 01:27:27,200 uh... no. She's dead. 1406 01:27:27,100 --> 01:27:29,000 That's not you. 1407 01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:30,900 Anyway, uh... 1408 01:27:31,000 --> 01:27:34,100 to join in holy matrimony... 1409 01:27:34,000 --> 01:27:36,200 Ed and Sylvia. 1410 01:27:36,200 --> 01:27:39,100 You don't mind if I call you Ed, do you? 1411 01:27:41,900 --> 01:27:44,100 You're doing splendidly! 1412 01:27:44,100 --> 01:27:46,000 Thank you. 1413 01:27:47,000 --> 01:27:48,900 I can't see! 1414 01:27:50,800 --> 01:27:53,200 I don't know where it is. 1415 01:27:53,100 --> 01:27:56,600 She had it just now! You're doing this on purpose. 1416 01:27:56,500 --> 01:27:58,500 I'll handle this. 1417 01:27:58,400 --> 01:28:00,700 Darling, where did you have it last? 1418 01:28:00,700 --> 01:28:02,700 It was on the pillow. 1419 01:28:03,900 --> 01:28:06,400 We can't wait forever! 1420 01:28:06,400 --> 01:28:09,700 Oh, dear, this does not bode well. 1421 01:28:10,800 --> 01:28:12,700 Does anyone... 1422 01:28:12,700 --> 01:28:15,500 have a ring? 1423 01:28:16,900 --> 01:28:19,000 Here. 1424 01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:22,700 I have one. 1425 01:28:43,100 --> 01:28:46,400 There's the chapel! 1426 01:28:46,300 --> 01:28:48,200 Oh, dear. I hate this part. 1427 01:28:48,200 --> 01:28:50,300 It is, after all, in the rule book. 1428 01:28:50,400 --> 01:28:52,300 If there be anyone here... 1429 01:28:52,300 --> 01:28:55,600 who knows of any reason, 1430 01:28:55,400 --> 01:28:57,500 any reason whatsoever... 1431 01:28:57,500 --> 01:29:01,800 It may not seem like an important detail to you, 1432 01:29:01,600 --> 01:29:05,800 but you never can tell in the immortal scheme of things. 1433 01:29:05,700 --> 01:29:08,900 One man's pie... and all that. 1434 01:29:08,900 --> 01:29:11,800 So, if there be any doubt, 1435 01:29:11,700 --> 01:29:14,200 any doubt at all, 1436 01:29:14,200 --> 01:29:16,100 we might as well... 1437 01:29:16,200 --> 01:29:18,900 lay it out on the table, right now, 1438 01:29:18,700 --> 01:29:21,500 why these two lovely people... 1439 01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:23,900 should not be joined in holy matrimony. 1440 01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,800 Speak now... 1441 01:29:25,800 --> 01:29:28,700 or forever hold your peace. 1442 01:29:34,700 --> 01:29:36,700 Anyone? 1443 01:29:36,600 --> 01:29:39,800 I think it's safe to continue. 1444 01:29:39,700 --> 01:29:41,800 Oh, wait! 1445 01:29:41,900 --> 01:29:44,100 Is that your hand up, back there? 1446 01:29:44,100 --> 01:29:45,600 Yes, you. 1447 01:29:45,600 --> 01:29:48,300 ¶The lady in the back row.¶ 1448 01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:50,400 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th from the left! 1449 01:29:52,100 --> 01:29:56,400 I'm sorry. It's your hat. Looked like your hand... 1450 01:29:56,300 --> 01:29:58,500 Can we please get on with this! 1451 01:29:58,500 --> 01:30:01,000 Where do they get these hats from? 1452 01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,900 Imagine, a piece of millinery... 1453 01:30:02,900 --> 01:30:05,600 almost kept you from getting married. 1454 01:30:14,700 --> 01:30:16,700 Hang on! 1455 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:34,200 Good show! 1456 01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:37,000 Without further adieu, 1457 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:40,200 with the power vested in me... 1458 01:30:40,100 --> 01:30:43,100 by Almighty God, 1459 01:30:43,000 --> 01:30:46,500 I now... pronounce you... 1460 01:30:46,500 --> 01:30:48,600 man and wife. 1461 01:30:49,500 --> 01:30:52,400 About bloody time! 1462 01:30:52,300 --> 01:30:55,500 You may kiss the bride. 1463 01:31:03,800 --> 01:31:06,200 Why aren't you inside? Is it too late? 1464 01:31:06,200 --> 01:31:08,300 Go on in. I'll explain later! 1465 01:31:08,300 --> 01:31:10,300 Come on, vicar! 1466 01:31:10,200 --> 01:31:11,500 Vicar! 1467 01:31:14,700 --> 01:31:15,900 Sylvia! 1468 01:31:17,400 --> 01:31:20,000 Don't marry him! 1469 01:31:20,000 --> 01:31:21,400 What are you doing? 1470 01:31:21,400 --> 01:31:23,500 - He got it! - What? 1471 01:31:23,500 --> 01:31:26,600 - He went to Pileforth. - I got the enrollment list. 1472 01:31:26,600 --> 01:31:28,800 - Mary's on it. - Not this again. 1473 01:31:28,800 --> 01:31:31,400 You shut up! Tell her, Elspeth. 1474 01:31:32,300 --> 01:31:33,900 It's true. 1475 01:31:40,600 --> 01:31:42,600 You lied to me. 1476 01:31:42,500 --> 01:31:44,400 This is not the time or place. 1477 01:31:44,400 --> 01:31:47,400 You lied to Mary. Peter was right. 1478 01:31:47,300 --> 01:31:49,300 I was going to tell you. 1479 01:31:49,200 --> 01:31:50,600 Tell her now. 1480 01:31:50,600 --> 01:31:54,500 I only did it out of concern for Mary. 1481 01:31:54,400 --> 01:31:56,800 On the road with a play is no place for a child. 1482 01:31:56,800 --> 01:31:58,300 Why didn't you tell me? 1483 01:31:58,300 --> 01:32:00,600 I didn't want to burden you... 1484 01:32:00,600 --> 01:32:03,000 while you were dealing with the wedding. 1485 01:32:03,900 --> 01:32:05,800 What I did was wrong, 1486 01:32:05,800 --> 01:32:08,200 terribly wrong, and I apologize. 1487 01:32:08,100 --> 01:32:09,400 What a crock! 1488 01:32:09,300 --> 01:32:10,600 You little shit! 1489 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:12,800 That's it! 1490 01:32:16,400 --> 01:32:18,500 I'm getting out of here. Come along, Mary. 1491 01:32:18,500 --> 01:32:21,400 Sylvia, wait! Please! 1492 01:32:21,400 --> 01:32:22,900 Let me finish. 1493 01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:24,700 Marry me. 1494 01:32:27,400 --> 01:32:29,700 Marry you? 1495 01:32:30,900 --> 01:32:32,800 Why, Peter? 1496 01:32:32,800 --> 01:32:34,700 For Mary's sake? 1497 01:32:34,700 --> 01:32:36,700 Is that why you want me to marry you? 1498 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:38,900 You don't have to do that now. 1499 01:32:38,900 --> 01:32:42,800 I'm going to New York. You can see Mary as much as you'd like. 1500 01:32:42,700 --> 01:32:45,200 It's not for Mary I'm doing this... 1501 01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:47,200 I'm doing it for me! 1502 01:32:47,200 --> 01:32:49,100 I love you. 1503 01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:54,900 No, you don't. 1504 01:32:54,800 --> 01:32:57,100 Yes, I do. I love you. 1505 01:32:57,100 --> 01:33:00,400 I love the way you walk. I love the way you laugh. 1506 01:33:00,400 --> 01:33:04,300 I love the way you get nervous and bite your lower lip, 1507 01:33:04,200 --> 01:33:05,900 like you're doing now. 1508 01:33:05,800 --> 01:33:07,500 I love the way you love Mary. 1509 01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:12,200 I even love her liver mousse! 1510 01:33:14,400 --> 01:33:16,600 I love you. 1511 01:33:16,600 --> 01:33:19,000 If there were no Mary, if there were nothing else, 1512 01:33:19,000 --> 01:33:21,900 I'd still love you. 1513 01:33:21,800 --> 01:33:24,900 And I'd want to make Mary all over again with you. 1514 01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:31,800 Am I making a big enough fool of myself? 1515 01:33:31,800 --> 01:33:33,600 Yes. 1516 01:33:35,900 --> 01:33:37,800 I love you, too. 1517 01:33:57,700 --> 01:33:59,800 Lovely performance, Peter. 1518 01:33:59,800 --> 01:34:02,600 Forgive me for bringing up a sticky point, darling, 1519 01:34:02,600 --> 01:34:04,500 but we are married now. 1520 01:34:04,500 --> 01:34:06,600 Oh, God, he's right. We are. 1521 01:34:06,500 --> 01:34:09,400 I beg to differ with you, young man. 1522 01:34:10,800 --> 01:34:13,500 - Who are you? - Never mind. 1523 01:34:13,500 --> 01:34:16,900 The ceremony is not quite official yet. 1524 01:34:16,900 --> 01:34:18,700 Shut up, you old fool! 1525 01:34:18,700 --> 01:34:22,200 Did he call me an old fool? 1526 01:34:22,200 --> 01:34:25,200 Oh, I can't believe my ears! 1527 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:28,200 Ooo, ooo! 1528 01:34:28,200 --> 01:34:29,700 Boy, that hurt! 1529 01:34:29,700 --> 01:34:32,100 Hold this for me, will you? 1530 01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,700 And you said I couldn't fool you! 1531 01:34:34,700 --> 01:34:36,900 Yeah, well... 1532 01:34:38,700 --> 01:34:41,400 Lousy actor, eh? 1533 01:34:41,400 --> 01:34:46,800 Constipated? Well, in your face, pal! 1534 01:34:48,300 --> 01:34:50,200 Here you go. Don't be frightened. 1535 01:34:50,200 --> 01:34:52,200 Here we go. Teeth. 1536 01:34:52,100 --> 01:34:53,900 Thank you. 1537 01:34:53,900 --> 01:34:58,300 Oh... Mom... 1538 01:34:58,200 --> 01:35:02,100 I've died and gone to hell. 1539 01:35:02,000 --> 01:35:04,400 Vicar, will you marry us? 1540 01:35:04,400 --> 01:35:06,300 Certainly. 1541 01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:08,400 Who are you? 1542 01:35:08,300 --> 01:35:13,700 By giving and receiving a ring and by joining hands, 1543 01:35:13,600 --> 01:35:16,700 I pronounce that they be man and wife. 1544 01:35:19,800 --> 01:35:22,500 You may now kiss the bride... 1545 01:35:22,500 --> 01:35:24,400 again. 1546 01:35:34,800 --> 01:35:38,400 ¶I hear your name whispered on the wind¶ 1547 01:35:38,400 --> 01:35:43,600 ¶It's a sound that makes me cry¶ 1548 01:35:43,400 --> 01:35:48,600 ¶I hear a song blow again and again through my mind¶ 1549 01:35:48,400 --> 01:35:51,400 ¶And I don't know why¶ 1550 01:35:51,300 --> 01:35:54,900 ¶I wish I didn't feel so strong about you¶ 1551 01:35:54,800 --> 01:35:58,900 ¶My happiness and love revolve around you¶ 1552 01:35:58,800 --> 01:36:01,700 ¶Trying to catch your heart¶ 1553 01:36:01,700 --> 01:36:07,200 ¶Is like trying to catch a star¶ 1554 01:36:07,100 --> 01:36:11,300 ¶So many people love you, baby¶ 1555 01:36:11,100 --> 01:36:13,400 ¶That must be what you are¶ 1556 01:36:14,600 --> 01:36:17,600 ¶Waiting for a star to fall¶ 1557 01:36:17,500 --> 01:36:20,700 ¶And carry your heart into my arms¶ 1558 01:36:20,600 --> 01:36:24,500 ¶That's where you belong In my arms, baby, yeah¶ 1559 01:36:26,500 --> 01:36:29,300 ¶Waiting for a star to fall¶ 1560 01:36:29,300 --> 01:36:32,400 ¶And carry your heart into my arms¶ 1561 01:36:32,400 --> 01:36:36,400 ¶That's where you belong In my arms, baby, yeah¶ 1562 01:36:38,800 --> 01:36:41,900 ¶I've learned to feel what I cannot see¶ 1563 01:36:41,900 --> 01:36:47,200 ¶But with you I lose that feeling¶ 1564 01:36:47,000 --> 01:36:49,800 ¶I don't know how to dream your dreams¶ 1565 01:36:49,600 --> 01:36:54,600 ¶So I'm all caught up in superstition¶ 1566 01:36:54,400 --> 01:36:58,100 ¶I want to reach out and pull you to me¶ 1567 01:36:58,100 --> 01:37:02,100 ¶Who says I should let a wild one go free¶ 1568 01:37:02,000 --> 01:37:05,100 ¶Trying to catch your heart¶ 1569 01:37:05,100 --> 01:37:10,700 ¶Is like trying to catch a star¶ 1570 01:37:10,500 --> 01:37:14,600 ¶But I can't love you this much, baby¶ 1571 01:37:14,500 --> 01:37:16,800 ¶And love you from this far¶ 1572 01:37:18,000 --> 01:37:20,600 ¶Waiting for a star to fall¶ 1573 01:37:20,600 --> 01:37:24,000 ¶And carry your heart into my arms¶ 1574 01:37:23,900 --> 01:37:27,700 ¶That's where you belong In my arms, baby, yeah¶ 1575 01:37:29,800 --> 01:37:32,800 ¶Waiting for a star to fall¶ 1576 01:37:32,800 --> 01:37:35,800 ¶And carry your heart into my arms¶ 1577 01:37:35,800 --> 01:37:39,300 ¶That's where you belong In my arms, baby, yeah¶ 1578 01:37:41,600 --> 01:37:44,500 ¶Waiting¶ 1579 01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:48,500 ¶I don't like waiting¶ 1580 01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:52,600 ¶It's so hard waiting¶ 1581 01:37:52,500 --> 01:37:55,100 ¶Seems like waiting¶ 1582 01:37:55,100 --> 01:38:00,900 ¶Makes me love you even more¶ 1583 01:38:27,300 --> 01:38:30,300 ¶Waiting for a star to fall¶ 1584 01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:33,200 ¶To carry your heart into my arms¶ 1585 01:38:33,100 --> 01:38:37,300 ¶That's where you belong In my arms, baby, yeah¶ 1586 01:38:39,100 --> 01:38:42,100 ¶Waiting for a star to fall¶ 1587 01:38:42,100 --> 01:38:45,200 ¶To carry your heart into my arms¶ 1588 01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:49,000 ¶That's where you belong In my arms, baby, yeah¶ 1589 01:38:50,700 --> 01:38:54,000 ¶Waiting for a star to fall¶ 1590 01:38:53,900 --> 01:38:57,000 ¶To carry your heart into my arms¶ 1591 01:38:56,900 --> 01:39:00,700 ¶That's where you belong In my arms, baby, yeah¶