难道你不知道 Don't you know
我仍然关心你 That I still care for you
寄给我 Send me
今晚过得怎么样 警官 How you doin' tonight officer
我需要你下车 I'm gonna need you to get outta the car
所以亲爱的 So darling
来吧我们出去吧 Come on Let's get out
我也可以梦想 I can dream upon it too
走走 Move Go Go
移动它就可以了 Move It's clear
移动移动移动清除 Move move move Clear
走 走 走 走 走 走 Let's go let's go Move Move Move Move
一架飞机刚刚撞上五角大楼 A plane just struck the Pentagon
让我们确保那些电话线正常工作 Let's make sure those phone lines are working
电话接通了 先生 Phones are go sir
欧洲广播电视委员会让我们联系联邦航空局 The SVTC Let's contact the FAA,
找出空中有多少架飞机 find out how many planes are in the air
是的 先生 Yes sir
让我们让这些电视工作吧 Let's get these televisions working
请让总统接电话好吗 May I get the president on the line please
我们有飞机在空中 没有地方让他们降落 We got planes in the air and nowhere for them to land
我还有一架飞机下落不明 I still have one plane unaccounted for
飞越宾夕法尼亚州 flying over Pennsylvania
我需要允许他们降落 I need permission for them to land
在加拿大机场 at a Canadian airport
非常大的飞机它跑得很快 very large plane It was going fast
飞越宾夕法尼亚州的航线 Flying over Pennsylvania on course
还有三架飞机下落不明 And three other planes are unaccounted for
我看到五架飞机下落不明 I'm seeing five planes unaccounted for
不要刮那个我看到四 No Scratch that I'm seeing four
我有诺拉电话 I have NORAD on the line
没错他是没错 That is correct He is That is correct
副总统先生 波图斯在一号线 先生 Mr Vice President POTUS on line one sir
总统先生 Mr President
情况非常不稳定 The situation is uh extremely fluid
我强烈建议你呆在空中 I strongly recommend you stay in the air
我隔离了国会的领导层 I have uh sequestered congressional leadership
那么好吧 Okay then
唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德爵士 Sir Donald Rumsfeld is
在五角大楼的第三行 at the Pentagon on line three
是的 先生 That Mm-hmm Yes sir
迪克 飞机还在空中吗 Dick are there still passenger planes in the air
我需要交战规则 I need rules of engagement
让我们把总统接回来 先生 Let's get the President back on line sir
你有权击落 You have authorization to shoot down
任何被视为威胁的飞机 any aircraft deemed a threat
总统权力 Presidential authority
没错所有订单均为Unodir That is correct All orders are UNODIR
“诺迪尔 ”长官 "UNODIR," sir
除非另有指示 Unless otherwise directed
根据人们所看到的一切 By all accounts of what people saw
在那个糟糕的日子里 in that room on that terrible day,
有点混乱 there was confusion
害怕 fear
不确定性 uncertainty
但是迪克·切尼看到了别的东西 But Dick Cheney saw something else
其他人都没有 that no one else did
他看到了一个机会 He saw an opportunity
随着世界变得越来越混乱 As the world becomes more and more confusing,
我们倾向于专注于这些事情 we tend to focus on the things
就在我们前面 that are right there in front of us
而忽视了巨大的力量 while ignoring the massive forces
这实际上改变和塑造了我们的生活 that actually change and shape our lives
随着人们工作时间越来越长 And with people working longer and longer hours,
为了越来越少 for less and less,
当我们有空的时候 when we do have free time,
我们最不想要的就是 the last thing we want is
对政府的复杂分析 complicated analysis of our government,
游说 lobbying,
国际贸易协定 international trade agreements,
和税收法案 and tax bills
所以这并不奇怪 So it's no surprise
当单调 that when a monotone,
官僚主义副总统上台 bureaucratic vice president came to power,
我们几乎没注意到 we hardly noticed
当他获得权威地位时 as he achieved a position of authority
很少有领导人 that very few leaders
在美国历史上 in the history of America ever have
你这些减税的副总裁是 Vice President for your These tax cuts are
开始吧那是为了你他妈的 get this started That's for your fucking
我他妈的要死了 I'm fucking dying
永远改变历史进程 Forever changing the course of history
为了数百万的生命 for millions and millions of lives
他像鬼一样做的 And he did it like a ghost,
大多数人都不知道他是谁 with most people having no idea who he is
或者他来自哪里 or where he came from
一个人如何继续成为他自己 How does a man go on to become who he is
嗯 始于1963年 Well it starts in 1963
当迪克最好的女孩林恩 when Dick's best girl Lynne,
在科罗拉多大学得了A was getting straight A's at Colorado College
林恩帮助迪克在耶鲁获得奖学金 Lynne had helped Dick get a scholarship at Yale
在那里 他喝酒比上课要多 where he did way more drinking than class attending
很快 迪克就穿上了靴子 Pretty soon Dick got the boot
当时 他们会打电话给 Back then they would've called
像他这样的人做得不好 a guy like him a ne'er-do-well
用今天的说法 In today's parlance,
他们会称他为德伯 they would just call him a dirtbag
男仆 Man down
哦 Ooh
他的腿看起来像猫王的舞步 His leg looks like an Elvis dance move
有人给那个可怜的狗娘养的喝点威士忌 Somebody give that poor son of a bitch a shot of whiskey
好吧 回去工作吧 All right back to work
我说回去工作 I said back to work
带他进城 把五美元放在口袋里 Take him into town put five dollars in his pocket
明天再找一个人 Find another man for tomorrow
有人帮忙 Somebody help
你有问题 切尼 You got a problem Cheney
不 先生 No sir
嗯 Huh
我们会成为朋友吗 Are we becoming friends
你能别碰我吗 Will you stop touching me
什么 What
你打算怎么办 耶鲁先生 What are you gonna do about it Mr Yale
呵呵 Huh Whoo
你他妈的该怎么办 耶鲁先生 来吧 The fuck you gonna do about it Mr Yale Come on
你走吧 There you go
把枕头给我 Send me the pillow
你梦寐以求的 That you dream on
你不知道我还在乎你吗 Don't you know I still care for you
森 Sen
两次 Two times
我得把你从监狱里拖出来 I have to drag you out of that jail
像个肮脏的流浪汉 like a filthy hobo
对不起 林恩 I'm sorry Lynne
什么 What
你刚才说什么对不起琳妮 What did you just say I'm sorry Lynnie
对不起 别叫我“林尼” You're sorry Don't call me "Lynnie"
你很抱歉 You're sorry
有一次是“对不起” One time is "I'm sorry"
两次让我觉得我选错人了 Two times makes me think that I've picked the wrong man
你已经被耶鲁大学开除了 You already got your ass thrown out of Yale
为了喝酒和打架 for drinking and fighting
现在你会变得郁郁葱葱 And now you're just going to be a lush
为国家挂上电线 that hangs power lines for the state
你要住在拖车里吗 Are you gonna live in a trailer
我们要有十个孩子就是这个计划 We're gonna have ten kids Is that the plan
请稍后再讨论这个好吗 Can we discuss this later please
不 我们现在就讨论这个问题 No we're gonna discuss this right now
当你闻起来像呕吐物的时候 while you smell like vomit
还有便宜的酒 and cheap booze
迪克要咖啡吗什么 Does Dick want some coffee What
妈妈下车 Mom get out
滚出去”迪克要咖啡吗 Get out "Does Dick want some coffee"
耶稣基督 Jesus Christ
可以这是我的计划 Okay Here's my plan
好吧 All right
要么你站直了 Either you stand up straight
你的背挺直了 and you get your back straight
你有勇气成为一个人 and you have the courage to become someone,
或者我走了 or I'm gone
我认识十几个人 I know a dozen guys
学校里有几个教授会和我约会 and a few professors at school who would date me
我爱你 林恩 I love you Lynne
然后证明它 Then prove it
证明它 Prove it
我不能 I can't
去常春藤大联盟学校 go to a big Ivy League school,
我既不能经营公司 也不能当市长 and I can't run a company or be mayor
对于一个女孩来说 世界就是这样 That's just the way the world is for a girl
我需要你 I need you
现在你是一个大胖子 浑身湿透了 And right now you are a big fat piss-soaked zero
我看见我妈妈整夜等着我 I've I've seen my mom waitin' up all night
让我父亲回家 for my father to get home
我看到我父亲在这所房子里喝醉了 And I've seen my father drunk in this house
提高他的声音 情况更糟 and raising his voice and way worse,
我不再跳舞了我不是 and I am not dancing that dance anymore I'm not
你知道我为什么操她吗 You know why I fuck her
我不是 I'm not
你能换一下吗 So can you change
你能换衣服吗还是我在浪费我该死的时间 Can you change or am I wasting my goddamn time
我再也不会让你失望了 林恩 I won't ever disappoint you again Lynne
你被选中是因为你的努力 You were chosen because of your hard work,
你的勤奋和奉献 your diligence and dedication
简单地说 你是美国最优秀、最聪明的人 Stated simply you are America's best and brightest
所以 让我们继续前进 学习和服务 So let's go forward and learn and be of service
上帝保佑你们 God bless you all
上帝保佑这个伟大的国家 and God bless this great nation
现在我想介绍一些来自伊利诺伊州的年轻人 And now I'd like to introduce some a young man from Illinois
他为自己做得很好 who has done quite well for himself
在国会大厦 here in the Capitol
唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德议员 Representative Donald Rumsfeld
鲍勃有没有告诉你这次实习很荣幸 Did Bob tell you that this internship is a great honor
嗯 Huh
他做过吗 Did he
嗯耶 Huh Yeah
嗯 不是这样 Well it's not
我们在海军称之为“狗屎细节” It's what we called in the Navy a "shit detail"
唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德 Donald Rumsfeld,
或者他们称之为“拉米” or "Rummy," as they called him,
是普林斯顿摔跤队的前队长 was the former captain of the Princeton wrestling team
以及一名优秀的海军喷气式飞机驾驶员 and an elite navy jet pilot
大多数国会议员像斧头一样使用他们的权力 Most congressmen use their power like an axe
最好最聪明 Best and brightest
拉姆斯菲尔德 另一方面用他的 Rumsfeld on the other hand used his
在哪里 Where
像蝴蝶刀的高手 like a master of the butterfly knife
像任何大师一样 如果你挡了他的路 And like any master if you got in his way,
他会杀了你 he would cut you
这是一个很好的机会 This can be a great opportunity
工作的机会 An opportunity to work
在决策的走廊里 in the hallways of decision-making
在这个世界上最强大的国家 in the most powerful country in the goddamn world
如果这不给你带来困难 And if that doesn't give you a hard-on,
我不知道会怎样 I don't know what will
对不起房间里的几个女士 Sorry to the few ladies in the room
这个节目以前没有女孩 现在有了 This program didn't used to have girls and now it does
不管怎样 我是Don Anyway I'm Don
无论你做什么 Whatever you do
别在这儿为鲍勃工作 don't work for Bob over here
他是华盛顿最无聊的混蛋 He is the most boring son of a bitch in DC
是不是鲍勃 Isn't that right Bob
好吧 就这样 All right that's it
去给国会议员倒杯咖啡 Go get a congressman a cup of coffee
如果他妻子打电话来 他总是在开会 And if his wife calls he's always in a meeting
好吧 就这样赶快走开 All right that's it Scat
嘿 我是艾伦 Hey I'm Alan
你是大学里的另一个人 You're the other guy from the University
威斯康星州 右 of Wisconsin right Right
嗯 所以我们中的一个应该开始 Uh so one of us is supposed to start
一个是民主党 另一个是共和党 with a Democrat and the other a Republican
你介意我和DEM一起去吗 Do you care if I go with the Dem
因为我在校园里做了很多工作所以 'Cause I did a lot of work with the DNC on campus so
嗯 什么派对 呃 我们刚刚听到的那个人 Um what party is uh the guy we just heard
嗯 街上有三只阴茎 Well there are three penises walking down the street
是的 你和另外两个是谁 Yeah you and who are the other two
拉姆斯菲尔德是共和党人 Rumsfeld is a Republican
完美因为呃 Perfect 'Cause uh
我就是这样 that's what I am
不要潜伏进来 该死的 Don't lurk Come in damn it
嗯 迪克·切尼 工作报告 Um Dick Cheney reporting for work
你是国会议员 You're congressional relations
对于我的经济机会办公室 for my Office of Economic Opportunity,
你会帮助我完成我的工作 and you will assist me in my job
作为总统的顾问 as counselor to the president
正确的 Right
天哪 你想要我 Jesus Christ you want me
把你的手套别在袖子上 to pin your mittens to your sleeves
所以你不要他妈的“失去”他们 so you don't fuckin' lose 'em
去吧是的 先生 Go Yes sir
哦 还有切尼 你的两个Duis在你的成绩单上查到了 Oh and Cheney your two DUIs came up on your transcript
别担心我为你担保 Don't worry I vouched for you
谢谢您 先生 Thank you sir
不 谢谢你的邻居多蒂 No thanks are when your neighbor Dottie
第一次拉你的呕吐物 pulls your pud for the first time
你欠我的 You owe me
是的 先生去 Yes sir Go
我们部门做的第一件事 The first thing our department did
是要进行全面的审计 was to conduct a sweeping audit
全国人口分布情况 at the population distribution across the nation
你会看到的 You will see that
经济机会效益办公室 the Office of Economic Opportunity benefits
你是拉姆斯菲尔德的走狗 对吧 You're Rumsfeld's lackey right
一定要让他看到这个 Make sure he sees this
我们得把它放在尼克松的桌子上 哈 We gotta get that on Nixon's desk huh
罗杰·艾尔斯 福克斯新闻的创始人 Roger Ailes founder of Fox News
他首先把这个想法说成是保守的消息 He first pitched the idea as Conservative News
他在尼克松做媒体顾问时 when he worked for Nixon as a media consultant
嘿 Don Hey Don
罗杰希望尼克松建立一个共和党新闻电视网 Roger wants Nixon to start a Republican news TV network
算了吧罗杰懂电视 但不懂政治 Forget it Roger knows TV but he doesn't know politics
所以我会做这个燃烧棒的把戏 So I would do this flaming baton trick
迪克会拿着一桶水在后台等着 And Dick would wait backstage with a bucket of water
所以我参加了国家决赛 So I'm at the state finals,
我把指挥棒扔了 and I throw up the baton and
它没有下来 it doesn't come down
Cheney Oh你在哪里找到她的 Cheney Oh Where did you find her
它除了破坏什么都没做 It is doing nothing but damage
到我们的私人医疗机构 to our private health care institutions
但我还是获得了第二名 But I still got second place
白人家庭男性 White families Males
女人西班牙裔美国人少数民族 Women Hispanics Minorities
你很安静我喜欢这个 You're quiet I like that
你不必大张旗鼓地说你有什么牌 You don't go blabbing about what cards you have
我大概一个月前错过了我的抽奖机会 I missed my flush draw about a month ago,
但每个人都认为我有口袋王 but everybody still seems to think I have pocket kings
除了他妈的霍尔德曼 except maybe fucking Haldeman
哦 我主要是玩红心大战 所以我不是 Oh I mostly play Hearts so I'm not
不不不 No no no
像唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德这样的人 For a man like Donald Rumsfeld,
他只想从他的走狗那里得到三样东西 he only wanted three things from his lackey
他不得不闭嘴 He had to keep his mouth shut
照他说的去做 Do what he was told
永远忠诚 And always always be loyal
意思是尼克松喜欢我 What it means is Nixon likes me,
但他的圈子讨厌我 but his circle hates me
不 我肯定那不是真的 No I'm sure that's not true
那会是什么呢 So what's it gonna be
是“是”还是“否” Is it a "yes" or a "no"
这是“是的” It's a "yes"
你甚至不知道问题是什么 是吗 You don't even know what the question is do you
我假设是不不 不 没关系 I'm assuming it's to No no no It's okay
这正是我想要的那种“是” That's exactly the kinda "yes" I was looking for
切尼一直是个非常好的学生 Cheney had always been a so-so student
一个平庸的运动员 and a mediocre athlete
但现在他终于找到了生命的召唤 But now finally he had found his life's calling
他将是一个忠于职守、谦逊的当权者 He would be a dedicated and humble servant to power
这是你的新办公室 Here's your new office
没有窗户 但你会看到 No windows but all you'd see
是一群嬉皮士对尼克松轻浮 are a bunch of hippies flipping off Nixon
那好吧 All right then
现在 在这一点上 Now at this point,
你可能想知道我到底是谁 you're probably wondering who exactly I am
好吧 让我自我介绍一下 Well let me introduce myself
我叫库尔特 My name is Kurt
我最喜欢的足球队是钢人队 My favorite football team is the Steelers,
我和我儿子 我们爱海绵宝宝 and me and my son we love SpongeBob
如果你想知道我怎么知道 And if you're wondering how I know
关于迪克·切尼 so much about Dick Cheney,
好吧 我们只是说我们有点关系 well let's just say we're kind of related
我们稍后再谈 We'll get to that later
步枪手 The Rifleman
你好 Lynnie Hello Lynnie,
猜猜我从哪里打来的 guess where I'm calling from
我为你感到骄傲 迪克·切尼 I am so proud of you right now Dick Cheney
我知道我选对了人即使我不知道 我也知道 I knew I picked the right man I knew it even when I didn't
我们做到了 We did it
你见过尼克松吗 Have you seen Nixon Hmm
隐马尔可夫模型 Hmm Hmm
我做到了我遇见了他我握了握他的手 I did I met him I shook his hand
哦 天哪他打电话给你 Oh my gosh And he called you
他给了我这个名字 就像他说的那样 He gave me that uh By name like he actually
他那顽皮的微笑 that impish smile of his
我得掐自己 I gotta pinch myself
请原谅我的法语 Pardon my French
这是世界上最好的感觉 It is the best fucking feeling in the world
我只能想象我为你感到骄傲 I can only imagine I am so proud of you
我爱你我们为你感到骄傲 I love you We are proud of you
你的姑娘们为你骄傲你为你爸爸骄傲吗 Your girls are proud of you Are you proud of your daddy
对 Yes
你能说你为你爸爸感到骄傲吗 Can you say you're proud of your daddy
我的爸爸 My daddy
你为你爸爸感到骄傲 You're proud of your daddy
哦 天哪 Oh my goodness
迪克·切尼的办公室 Dick Cheney's office
所以现在我不仅仅是翻牌 So now that I'm not just flipping cards,
我有一些想法 I have a few ideas
停下来 Stop
看到那扇门 See that door
去基辛格的办公室 To Kissinger's office
这是正确的 That's right
我碰巧知道尼克松现在在那里 I happen to know that Nixon is in there right now
尼克松为什么要 Now why would Nixon
不要在总统办公室见基辛格 not be meeting Kissinger in the Oval Office
他在谈话 He's having a conversation
他不想记录在案 he doesn't want to go on the record
很好 Very good
谈话内容是什么 What is the conversation
我们要轰炸柬埔寨 We're going to bomb Cambodia
那是不可能的 Well that's impossible
这需要国会的批准 That needs approval by Congress
我每天都在那里 I'm over there every day
哦 他妈的国会除非你在里面 Oh fuck Congress Unless you're in it
它是地球上最伟大的审议机构 Then it's the greatest deliberative body on earth
但我们不是那么他妈的 But we're not so fuck it
但总统竞选不是为了结束 But didn't the president campaign on ending the
听我说 听我说 Listen to me listen to me
因为讨论 Because of the discussion
尼克松和基辛格现在 that Nixon and Kissinger are having right now
在那扇门后面 behind that door
离我们五英尺远 five feet away from us,
几天之内 10000英里外 in a couple of days 10,000 miles away,
一场750磅重的炸弹雨 a rain of 750-pound bombs
从B-52S下降 dropped from B-52s
20000英尺 at 20,000 feet,
将袭击整个柬埔寨的村庄和城镇 will hit villages and towns all across Cambodia
成千上万的人将死去 Thousands will die
世界将会改变 无论是好是坏 And the world will change for better or worse
这就是存在的力量 That is the kind of power that exists
在这座低矮丑陋的大楼里 in this squat little ugly building
螺旋基辛格他被高估了走吧 Screw Kissinger He's overrated Let's go
那么我们是什么 So what are we
嗯 你知道我是说吐出来 Um you know I mean Spit it out
你想说什么我们反对花钱 What are you trying to say Are we against spending
我们相信什么 What do we believe
“我们相信什么” "What do we believe"
哦那很好 Oh That's very good
“我们相信什么” "What do we believe"
哦狗屎 Oh shit
像那样 穿过那里 Like that through there
你想试试吗 You wanna try Yeah
你知道鱼想要什么 You find out what the fish want
在这种情况下 它是一种蠕虫 In this case it's a worm
然后我们用它来抓他 And then uh we use it to catch him
看它看它 Look it Look it
Dada达达看 Dada Dada look
家人可以吃饭了 The family gets to eat
这是我们为蠕虫玩的一个好把戏吗 Is it a good trick we're playing for the worms
不好也不坏是钓鱼 It's not good or bad It's fishing
我不想让这个受伤 I don't want this one hurt
迪克接受了一份工作 Dick had taken a job
作为一家大型金融公司的政治顾问 as a political consultant for a large financial firm,
他终于赚了很多钱 where he was finally making good money
他接受这项工作是因为尼克松的内部圈子 He took the job because Nixon's inner circle
已经受够了唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德 had had enough of Donald Rumsfeld
我出去了 I'm out
他们要送我去布鲁塞尔 They're sending me to Brussels
什么 What
尼克松任命我为北约常驻大使 Nixon is making me permanent ambassador to NATO
或者他说的那样 Or as he called it
这是一个他妈的任务 It's a fuck-off assignment
基辛格和霍尔德曼赢了 Kissinger and Haldeman won
你为什么不和我一起去呢 Why don't you come with me
我有一个四岁七岁的唐 I got a four and a seven-year-old Don
告诉唐我们不动了 Tell Don we are not moving
只是因为白宫的每个人都恨他 just because everyone at the White House hates him
好孩子 Good boy
这几年我教得很好 I taught you well these past couple of years
对不起 Don I'm sorry Don
我真的是 I really am
别担心 Don't worry
我就像臭虫 I'm like bedbugs
你得烧掉床垫才能摆脱我 You'll have to burn the mattress to get rid of me
迪克变得越来越锋利了 Dick was becoming sharper and sharper
作为华盛顿的内部人士 as a DC insider
林恩开始写文章 And Lynne had started to write articles
探索她第一部小说的想法 and explore ideas for her first novel
家伙 Dick
然后她从卡斯帕的家里收到消息 Then she received news from back home in Casper
上帝是我的牧人 The Lord is my shepherd
我不会想要的 I shall not want
林恩的母亲埃德娜 Lynne's mother Edna,
她一辈子都避开水 who had avoided the water her whole life,
在当地的卡斯帕湖被发现溺水 was found drowned in the local Casper lake
正义之路 paths of righteousness
他们说她和韦恩·林恩的爸爸 They said her and Wayne Lynne's dad,
一小时前发生了一场激烈的争吵 had had a nasty argument an hour before
她不会游泳 迪克 She doesn't swim Dick
我妈妈不游泳怎么搞的 My mother doesn't swim What happened
她从不游泳我不知道 我不知道 She never swam I don't I don't know
她从不游泳 然后 She just never swims and then
从来没有进行过认真的调查 There was never a serious investigation
林恩妈妈的死 into Lynne's mom's death
你想看我在这里做倒立 You wanna see me do a handstand right here
不 不要爸爸爸爸我可以在这里做 No Don't Dad Dad I can do it right here
他们越来越大了 They're getting so big
你会没事的 爸爸 You're gonna be all right Dad
是啊是啊她们是大姑娘 Yeah Yeah They're big girls
上帝爸爸 God Dad
听着 在这之后我们应该 So listen after this we should
我们该怎么办我们该去买点食物吗 What should we do Should we go get some food
女孩 Girls
迪克他们说也许 Dick they were saying maybe
你为什么不上车呢 Why don't you go to the car
来吧 姑娘们 让我们听听你父亲的话 好吗 Come on girls let's listen to your father all right
他们越来越漂亮了 迪克真是太神奇了 They're gettin' so beautiful Dick It's amazing
嗯只是 Mmm Just
你抓鱼了吗 You catching any fish
你好吗 迪克 How are you Dick
华盛顿的情况很好 Things going good in DC
不要再接近我的女儿或妻子 Don't ever go near my daughters or my wife again
隐马尔可夫模型 Hmm
大人物 Big shot
“华盛顿的大人物”迪克 "Big shot in DC" Dick
西尔 Sir
谢谢MM－HMM Thanks Mm-hmm
那么 呃 你有什么 So uh what do you got
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哈桑·穆斯塔法·纳萨尔 Hassan Mustafa Nasr,
意大利米兰的牧师 a cleric based in Milan Italy
他是伊斯兰半岛的一员 He's a member of al-Gama'a al-Islamiyya,
杀死安瓦尔·萨达特的组织 the group that killed Anwar Sadat
那是盲人酋长 对吗 That's the blind sheikh right
兰利有些争论 There's some debate at Langley
他们是否是一个威胁 on whether they're a threat or not
他们声称现在是和平的 They claim to be peaceful now
我声称吃得很健康 I claim to be eating healthy
可以 Okay
去接他 Go pick him up
下一个名字是什么 What's the next name
副总统先生 Well Mr Vice President,
有人说呃 there's been some chatter about uh uh
来自柏林的工科学生 an engineering student from Berlin
我从来没有放弃过 I have never been a quitter
在我任期结束前离职 To leave office before my term is completed
我身体里的每一种本能都讨厌 is abhorrent to every instinct in my body
但作为总统 But as president
我必须把美国的利益放在首位 I must put the interests of America first
美国需要一位全职总统 America needs a full-time president
尼克松忘记了声控录音机 Nixon forgot about the voice-activated recorders
他变得邋遢了 He got sloppy
总统受到惩罚了吗 Is the president being punished
不 不总统有很多敌人 No no The president has a lot of enemies
布鲁塞尔 Brussels please
你要记住 莉齐 You need to remember Lizzie
为了我的个人辩护在未来几个月的斗争 The fight in the months ahead for my personal vindication
如果你有力量 人们会一直试图从你身上夺走它 that if you have power people will always try to take it from you
总是 Always
是啊是的 夫人 Yeah Yes ma'am
你记得吗 You remember that
请叫唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德 Donald Rumsfeld please
这是一场悲剧 This is a tragedy
那是我们的总统 That is our president
这太荒谬了 This is ridiculous
我真的认为这可能是个好消息 I actually think this could be very very good news
在我看来 任何一个共和党人 The way I see it any Republican not touched
水门旁边现在是金色的 by Watergate is golden right now
很好福特在我的飞机起飞前给我打过电话 Nice Well Ford called me before my plane took off,
我想我们已经进去了 and I think we're in
哦 还开着这个吸引小鸡的磁铁 Oh still driving this chick magnet huh
你总是可以坐公共汽车 You can always take the bus
因此 Therefore
我将辞去总统职务 I shall resign the presidency,
明天中午生效 effective at noon tomorrow
福特副总统将宣誓就职 Vice President Ford will be sworn in
当时的总统 as president at that hour
那么计划是什么呢 So what's the plan
计划是接管这个该死的地方 Well the plan is to take over the damn place
是谁在你屁股下面生火的 Who lit a fire under your ass
我好久没翻牌了 唐 I haven't flipped cards for a long time Don
他们把那该死的宫殿的钥匙给了我 They gave me the keys to the damn palace
参谋长 Chief of Staff
天啊 Holy shit
你这个臭婊子养的 You salty son of a bitch
你做到了 You did it
好吧 我们还有工作要做 All right we have work to do
基辛格正试图与苏联接吻和好 Kissinger is trying to kiss and make up with the Soviets
好吧 让我们确保这件事不会发生 Well let's make sure that shit doesn't happen
是啊 Yeah
如果我能相信 我可能有办法 If I may I believe I may have a way
在俄罗斯的水面上划桨 to put an oar in the water on Russia
如果我们创造 What if we create
总统先生 Mr President
坚持住亨利 让我们听听迪克的话 Hold on Henry let's hear Dick out
迪克·切尼的超级大国之一 One of Dick Cheney's special superpowers
有能力 was the ability to make
最疯狂和极端的想法 the most wild and extreme ideas
声音测量和专业 sound measured and professional
如果在单方面的基础上 What if on a unilateral basis,
我们都把微型假发戴在阴茎上 we all put miniature wigs on our penises
我们走到白宫草坪上 and we walked out to the White House lawn
互相推脱 and jerked each other off
就像木偶戏一样 但更有趣 So like a puppet show but much more enjoyable
嗯我真的很喜欢木偶戏 Hmm I do like a good puppet show
我说我们做到了 I say we do it
亨利·基辛格松了一口气 Henry Kissinger has been relieved
作为国家安全顾问 as national security advisor
被布伦特·斯考克罗夫特取代 and replaced by Brent Scowcroft
他们称之为万圣节大屠杀 They're calling it the Halloween Massacre
总统先生抓住亨利 Mr President Hold on Henry
唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德已经取代 Donald Rumsfeld has replaced
国防部长詹姆斯·施莱辛格 Secretary of Defense James Schlesinger
迪克·切尼被选为 And Dick Cheney has been chosen as the
历史上最年轻的参谋长 Youngest Chief of Staff in history
真是太神奇了这是个梦这是真的 It's amazing It's a dream It's real
唐是有史以来最年轻的国防部长 And Don is the youngest Secretary of Defense ever
我不是在说唐 Well I'm not talking about Don
我说的是你 I'm talking about you
我会给你 And I'm going to give you
一个吻就在白宫 a kiss right here in the White House
对不起 切尼先生和夫人 Excuse me Mr And Mrs Cheney,
这些女孩试图进入椭圆形办公室 These girls were trying to enter the Oval Office
哦 天哪哦 天哪 Oh dear Oh dear
女孩嘿嘿 那里嘿 你 Girls Hey Hey there Hey you
姑娘们 这不是游乐场请不要 Girls this is not a playground Please do not
嘿 你嘿 Hey you Hey
这是圣诞老人住的地方吗 Is this where Santa lives
它甚至更好它甚至更好 It's even better It's even better
这里就是 This is where
伟大国家的领袖 the leader of the greatest nation
地球上的生命 on earth lives
爸爸 你是他的小精灵吗 Are you one of his elves Daddy
在某种程度上是的 In a way yes
不 他不是玛丽 No he is not Mary
你父亲是参谋长 Your father is Chief of Staff
参谋长 Chief of Staff
如果你对她很傻 If you're silly with her,
她长大后会变成一个愚蠢的女人 she'll grow up to be a silly woman
当然可以我忘了 Right of course I forgot
只是 呃 那只是愚蠢的玛丽 That's just uh That's just silly Mary
作为新的参谋长 And as the new Chief of Staff,
随着总统职位被水门事件削弱 and with the presidency weakened by Watergate,
迪克·切尼想知道 Dick Cheney wanted to find out
总统到底有多大的权力 exactly how much power did the president have
我想恢复行政权力 I would like to reinstate executive authority
怎么 How
Antonin Scalia Antonin Scalia,
司法部的年轻律师 a young lawyer with the Justice Department
后来谁将继续在最高法院任职 who would later go on to serve on the Supreme Court
震撼了迪克的世界 rocked Dick's world
有趣的是你应该问 Interesting you should ask
你熟悉这个理论吗 Are you familiar with the theory
一元化行政人员 of the unitary executive
不 告诉我 No Tell me about it
嗯 这是个解释 Uh it is an interpretation
像我这样的少数人 碰巧相信 that few like myself happen to believe,
在宪法第二条中 in Article II of the Constitution
这是总统的权利 that vests the president
拥有绝对的执行权 with absolute executive authority
我的意思是绝对的 And I mean absolute
嘿宝贝 Hey baby Yep
你想带科尔去高脚椅 You wanna take Cole to the high chair
来吧 伙计 Come on buddy
我得试着解释一下 I've gotta try and explain
这是给人民的 this thing to the people
哦 你不饿吗 Oh aren't you hungry
酉 The unitary
总经理 executive
理论 theory
一些法律学者认为 Certain legal scholars believe that
如果总统做了什么 if the president does anything,
必须是合法的 it must be legal,
因为是总统 because it's the president
让支票和余额见鬼去吧 To hell with checks and balances,
尤其是在战争时期 especially during times of war
这是国王 法老的独裁者的权力 This was the power of kings pharaohs dictators
这是完美的MM－HMM This is perfect Mm-hmm
迪克·切尼是个步兵 Dick Cheney was a foot soldier
在华盛顿特区的权力运动会上 in the power games of Washington DC
但是有了统一的执行理论 But with the unitary executive theory,
他可以成为 he could become
行星的银河吞噬者 Galactus Devourer of Planets
但那是选举之夜 But then it was election night,
还有一个大问题 and there was one big problem
获得272张选举人票的获胜者 The winner with 272 electoral votes
我们想知道我们中的哪一个 we had wondered which one of us
我要宣布这个消息 was going to make this announcement
詹姆斯·厄尔·卡特 James Earl Carter,
下一任美国总统 the next president of the United States
就像那样 一切都结束了 And just like that it was all over
总统办公室主任迪克·切尼 Dick Cheney the president's Chief of Staff,
他没有工作 he does not have a job
他曾经是一个经纪人 At one point he was a broker
不可能这一定是个错误 It can't be It's got to be some sort of a mistake
算错了这就是附近 A miscalculation There goes the neighborhood
嗯 Well
谢谢大家 thank you all
共和党人失去了总统职位 The Republicans have lost the presidency
他们是国会和大多数州的少数派 They are the minority in Congress and in most states
随着美国要求变革 我看不到 With America demanding change I don't see
共和党是一个混乱的政党 The GOP is a party in disarray
很明显 水门事件 越南战争 Clearly Watergate the Vietnam War
卡特总统上去了 President Carter went up
今天在白宫的屋顶上 on the roof of the White House today
炫耀新的太阳能热水器 to show off the new solar water heaters
安装在那里 installed there
今天 在直接利用 Today in directly harnessing
太阳的力量 我们正在 the power of the sun we are taking
上帝给我们的能量 the energy that God gave us,
我们将看到的最可再生能源 the most renewable energy that we will ever see,
用它来取代我们日益减少的供应 and using it to replace our dwindling supplies
化石燃料 of fossil fuels
再也没有问题了 There is no longer any question
太阳能 that solar energy
既可行又经济 is both feasible and also cost-effective
继续担任国防部长 went on to be Secretary of Defense
阿尔黑格成为欧洲盟军最高指挥官 Al Haig who became Supreme Allied Commander in Europe,
还有鲍勃·霍尔德曼 他在做时间 and uh Bob Haldeman who is doing time
在加利福尼亚的一所监狱里 in a California penitentiary
好吧 不是我不是我 先生 Well not me Not me sir
我将成为怀俄明州的绅士 I I will become the gentleman from Wyoming
最重要的是听到这个 Most of all and hear this,
呃 税收必须降低 uh taxes must go down
我再说一遍 税收必须降低 I'll say it again taxes must go down
说话说话我们必须减轻税收的痛苦 Talk Talk We must ameliorate the pain of taxes
为了工人 for the working man
带来了 and bring uh
远见卓识 perspicacity to the fore
我是一个怀米尼派 我们的恶魔 I'm as much a Wyomingite our uh demonym
胡说八道 Blah blah blah
感谢上帝的指名 Thank God for name recognition
杰迪戴亚·史密斯 as Jedediah Smith
嗯 嗯 够了 Well um enough of the horsing around
虽然这是当然的 但我们牛仔的工作 Although that is of course what uh us cowboys do
嗯 Um
呃 投票支持切尼参加国会 Uh vote for Cheney for Congress
我不会让你失望的 你可以依靠我 I will not let you down you can count on me
谢谢你 And uh thank you
在国会投票给切尼 Vote for uh Cheney in Congress
他下次要么喝酒 要么我喝酒 Either he drinks next time or I do
是啊 Yeah
我不想让任何人惊慌 I don't want anyone to panic,
但我相信我必须去医院 but uh I do believe I have to go to the hospital
现在 Now
是下壁梗塞 It's an inferior wall infarct
但那是可以解决的 对吧 But that that can be fixed right
如果由我决定 If it was up to me,
你会退出选举 you'd drop out of the election
但你们都说得很清楚 But you've both made that clear
这不是一个选择 that it's not an option,
所以你必须至少休息两周 so you must have a minimum of two weeks bed rest
两周后 我们将失去领先优势 Two weeks off we'll lose our lead
我们会的 Like hell we will
迪克·切尼生病了 Dick Cheney has an illness,
所以他今天不能在这里 so he can't be here today
但我们找到了他的妻子 她是个可爱的女孩 But we got his wife and she's a darn pretty girl
琳恩·切尼 Lynne Cheney
你好 Hello
你好 今天怎么样 Hello how are you today
很好很高兴听到 Good good good to hear
嗯 回到我的家乡真是太好了 Uh it's really nice to be back in my home state
我在怀俄明州长大 但看起来 See I grew up in Wyoming but it seems that uh,
沿着这条线 somewhere along the line,
华盛顿特区停止倾听 Washington DC stopped listening
对像我们这样的人 to real folks like us
开始只听自由派势利的人说话 and started only listening to liberal snobs
谁想让我们都失业 who want us all to lose our jobs
赞成行动 to affirmative action
MM－HMM Mm-hmm
好吧 琳恩让我们 Okay Lynne Let's
这是正确的 That's right
你知道 我去了纽约 You know I went to New York City
纽约市的妇女正在烧胸罩 Women in New York City are burning their bras
嗯 你知道怀俄明州的女人拿我们的胸罩干什么吗 Well you know what women in Wyoming do with our bras
我们戴着它们 We wear them
在怀俄明州 Here in Wyoming,
我们相信有对有错 we believe there is a right and a wrong
因为我是怀俄明州的母亲和妻子 Because I'm a mom and a wife from Wyoming
我知道让每一分钱都有价值的感觉 and I know how it feels to make every penny count
我不仅为你说话 And not only do I speak for you,
但我丈夫迪克·切尼 but my husband Dick Cheney
改变的狂风 A hard wind of change
一直吹过美国 had been blowing through America
民权罗伊诉韦德案 环境主义 Civil rights Roe v Wade environmentalism,
但是这个国家有一部分 but there was a part of the country
那是对这一变化的愤怒 that was angry about this change
多亏了我神奇的妻子 Thanks to my amazing wife
很高兴能和你们一起到华盛顿来 It's good to be joining you all here in DC
作为怀俄明州唯一的国会代表 as Wyoming's sole congressional representative
然后 有钱的家庭 And then big money families
像科赫人和库尔斯人一样 like the Kochs and the Coors
厌倦了缴纳所得税 that were sick of paying income taxes
直接进入华盛顿特区 rolled right into Washington DC
开始写肥大支票 and started writing fat checks
资助右翼智库 to fund right-wing think tanks
那会改变主意的 that would change the way
许多美国人看世界 many Americans looked at the world
最后在1980年 这场不太可能的革命 Finally in 1980 this unlikely revolution
超级富豪和白人保守派 of the super-rich and white conservatives
找到了它的脸 found its face
对于那些没有技能的人 For those without skills,
我们会找到一种方法来帮助他们获得新的技能 we'll find a way to help them get new skills
对于那些没有工作机会的人 For those without job opportunities,
我们将刺激新的机会 we'll stimulate new opportunities,
尤其是在他们居住的内陆城市 particularly in the inner cities where they live
对于那些放弃希望的人 For those who've abandoned hope,
我们会恢复希望 欢迎他们 we'll restore hope and we'll welcome them
进入伟大的民族运动 into a great national crusade
使美国再次伟大 to make America great again
非常感谢你 Thank you very much
上帝保佑美国 God bless America
那是上世纪80年代 It was the fucking 1980s,
那是迪克·切尼的地狱时光 and it was a hell of a time to be Dick Cheney
投票给HR4445 Vote on HR4445,
不可察觉的枪支法案 the Undetectable Firearms Act,
禁止使用可以避开金属探测器的塑料枪 to ban plastic guns that can evade metal detectors
不 Nay
谢谢你 切尼议员 Well thank you Congressmen Cheney
我听说你一直是我的盟友 I hear you've been quite the ally
建立马丁·路德·金日 establishing Martin Luther King Jr Day
作为联邦假日 as a federal holiday
HR36441 《濒危物种法》 HR36441 the Endangered Species Act
T先生就在这里 和第一家人在一起 Mr T is here right with the First Family
投票表决HR500 水质法 Vote on HR500 the Water Quality Act
出宇 Out Woo
投票表决HR44 Vote on HR44
有人叫救护车 Someone call an ambulance
你能呼吸吗我心脏病发作了 你这个白痴 Can you breathe I'm having a heart attack you idiot
谢谢你 亚历克斯 你非常负责 Thank you Alex for your very responsible
哦 恭喜你 Oh congratulations
谢谢您我非常兴奋 Thank you I was very very excited
我们不是狼谢谢您 We are not wolves Thank you
不用了 谢谢 No thank you
哦 他们都很聪明 但都破产了 Oh they're both brilliant but broke
嘿 乔治嘿 迪克 Hey George Hey Dick
你好 琳恩 Hello Lynne
祝贺你的任命 Congratulations on your appointment
哦 谢谢你 副总统先生 Oh well thank you Mr Vice President
你可爱的家人怎么样 How is your lovely family
好吧 我们认为我们的儿子杰布似乎不适合做办公室 Well we think our son Jeb seems cut out for office
几年后我们可能会要求你的支持 We may be asking for your endorsements in a few years
如果他有你一半的魅力 乔治 Well if he's half as charming as you are George,
那么你将得到我们的两张选票 then you'll have both of our votes
啊 我能把那个写下来吗 Ah can I get that in writing
哦 当然 Oh yeah of course
迪克 我只是想说谢谢你 Dick I just want to say thank you
为了让房子不被覆盖 for getting the House not to override
总统对公平原则的否决 the president's veto on the fairness doctrine
不 没问题 No not a problem
很高兴摆脱任何大的政府法规 Happy to get rid of any big government regulations
谢谢您伟大的 Thank you Great
公平原则是40年代的法律 The fairness doctrine was a law from the 40s
需要任何广播电视或广播新闻 that required any broadcast TV or radio news
平等地提出一个问题的双方 to present both sides of an issue equally
它的废除将导致舆论新闻的兴起 Its repeal would lead to the rise of opinion news
让我告诉你一件事 你这个瘦小的人类预防药 Let me tell you something you skinny human prophylactic
爱是人类唯一无法掩饰的情感 Love is the only human emotion you can't fake
除了女人感谢上帝 他们可以 Except women And thank God they can
最终实现 And eventually to the realization
罗杰·艾尔斯的梦想 of Roger Ailes' dream
福克斯新闻 这将成为 Fox News which would go on to become
美国第一新闻台 the number one news station in the United States
让美国更加右倾 and swing America even more to the right
谢谢您伟大的 Thank you Great
对不起的对不起的嘿 没关系 Sorry Sorry Hey it's all right
点亮你的爱人这是一个聚会 Lighten up sweetheart It's a party
让我去看看能不能看见 Let me go see if I can see
如果那边一切正常的话 if everything's okay over there
很高兴见到你们俩对女孩的爱 Great to see you both Love to the girls
爱芭芭拉 Love to Barbara
会的 Will do
那是他的儿子哦 废话 That's his son Oh crap
乔治·W 家里的败类 George W black sheep of the family
很无聊的人只有在美国 我们走吧 Very boring people Only in America Let's go
有点太多无条件的爱 A little too much unconditional love there
你能感觉到吗 迪克 Can you feel it Dick
一半的人想成为我们 Half the room wants to be us
另一半害怕我们 The other half fears us
我知道乔治是下一个排队的 但是 I know George is next in line but
之后谁知道呢 after that who knows
我尊重里根的灵魂 I respect the hell out of Reagan,
但没有人向世界展示真正的力量 but no one has shown the world the true power
美国总统 of the American presidency
对不起 玛丽小姐 Excuse me Miss Mary
你不能在上课时间离开场地玛丽 You cannot leave the grounds during school hours Mary
我不明白 Well I don't understand
你刚离开学校为什么 You just left school Why
这没有任何意义 It doesn't make any sense
是苏珊 It was Susan
苏珊 你最好的朋友 Susan your best friend
哦 亲爱的 你是为一个男孩打架还是 Oh honey did you get in a fight over a boy or
她和我分手了 She broke up with me
爸爸妈妈 Mom Dad
我 I
我喜欢女孩子 I like girls
我是同性恋 I'm gay
亲爱的 没关系 It doesn't matter sweetheart
不管怎样 我们都爱你 We love you no matter what
爸爸 Daddy
我非常爱你 I love you so much
这会使事情 This is going to make things
对你来说太难了 so hard for you
当老布什当选总统时 When George Bush Sr was elected president,
迪克·切尼被任命为国防部长 Dick Cheney was made Secretary of Defense,
排在总统第六位 sixth in line to the presidency
几年后 And after a few years,
轮到迪克竞选总统了 it was Dick's turn to run for president
所以他们决定提前做一些投票 So they decided to do some early polling numbers
嗯就这样吧 Uh-huh Guess that's it
我们可以移动这些数字只是 We can move those numbers Just
追求福利国家 go after the welfare state,
政府废物管理条例这将是战争 regulations government waste It'll be war
不 No
我呃 I uh
我不能让玛丽接受那个 I can't put Mary through that
每一个主要对手都会追上她 Every primary opponent will go after her
我们否认 And we deny
让他们为追求家庭而感到羞耻 Shame them for going after the family and
你让奶奶走了 You let Grandma go
来吧好孩子 Come on Good boy
好的 All right
不 天哪 No Oh my goodness
我是伟大的菲利普 It's great Philip
呃 Coors让我制定策略 Uh Coors has me mapping out strategies
对于生活方式不同的人 for people living alternative lifestyles
库尔斯一家很好 The Coors are a wonderful family
他们是好人 They're good people
星期天早上谁来电话 Who is calling on a Sunday morning
我不知道 I don't know
可以我来了 Okay I'm coming
我来了 I'm comin'
你好 Hello
这是正确的 That's right
MM－HMM Mm-hmm
我能帮上什么忙 Any way I can be of assistance
是的 现在应该可以了下午3点 Yep now that should work 3:00 pm
当然 Of course
哦 那个 Oh that uh
不言而喻 that goes without saying
谢谢您 Thank you
不用了 谢谢 No thank you
那是谁 Who was that
是一个来自 It was someone from
乔治·布什的儿子的竞选活动 George Bush's son's uh campaign
杰布 Jeb
不不George W No no George W
呃 杰布在佛罗里达对 Uh Jeb's Florida Right right
哦 我还是不敢相信他们有 Oh I still can't believe they've got
那个可怜的男孩竞选总统 that poor boy running for president
他们想要什么 What'd they want
他们想和我谈谈作为他的竞选伙伴 They want to talk to me about being his running mate
什么 What
他们没有直截了当地说 They didn't say it outright,
但是呃 but uh
我自己打过电话 I've made that call myself
这就是他们想要的 That's what they want
副总统不是什么工作 A vice president is a nothing job
嗯 Mmm
好吧 我就听听 Well I'll just hear 'em out
我欠父亲的 I owe that to the father
副总裁只是坐着 The VP just sits around
等待总统死去 and waits for the president to die
你自己也说过 You've said so yourself
是的 这是一份差劲的工作 Yeah it's a cruddy job
是啊 Yeah
只是个会议 It's just a meeting
只是个会议吗 Is it just a meeting
只是个会议 It's just a meeting
很好 Good
是的 州长 Yes Governor
当然 Of course
州长马上就来见你 切尼秘书 The governor will see you now Secretary Cheney
当然 Sure
嘿 Hello Dick Hey Hello Dick
你好 乔治 Hello George
已经有一段时间了 It's been a while
去年 Last year
外交政策会议 Foreign policy sessions
这是正确的是的 没错 That's right Yeah that's right
那些会议是 Those meetings were uh
非常吸引人 very engaging
我记得我们都同意 I do remember we both agreed
我爸爸会被重新选举出来的 my dad would've been re-elected
他把萨达姆带走了 had he taken out Saddam
正确的是的 战时总统 Right Yeah wartime presidents
非常受欢迎 Very popular
他们就是这样他们就是这样 That they are That they are
所以 So
祝贺你 Congratulations
在成功的初选中 on a successful primary
我自己也经历过一些 I've uh been through a few myself,
我们可以这样说吗 and they can be shall we say
他妈的很累 Fuckin' exhausting
正确的 Right
是啊 Yeah
这是一个磨难 It's a grind
我来告诉你 这是一种磨难 It's a grind I'll tell you
巴士博洛尼亚三明治 Buses bologna sandwiches
我喜欢人 但我的意思是 Hell I like people but I mean,
你知道 够了就够了 you know enough's enough
所以 So
我接到的那个电话 that call I received
我忘了 你是个穿黄铜钉的家伙 I forgot you're a brass tacks guy,
你不喜欢吗 aren't ya I like that
你很惊讶我竞选总统 You surprised I'm running for president
他想给他父亲留下深刻印象 He wants to impress his father
比什么都重要 more than anything
在我的呃之后 我们可以说是狂野的岁月吗 After my uh shall we say wild years
乔治 我自己种了些燕麦 Well George I sowed some oats myself
回到今天 back in the day
有时我还喜欢喝冰镇啤酒 And I still enjoy a cold beer on occasion
我打赌你做到了嗯 I bet you did Mmm
我敢打赌你是流氓 I bet you did you rascal
我不能再这样了它坏了 I can't anymore It got bad
是啊 Yeah
好时光 Good times
他到底想要什么 What does he really want
他需要什么 What does he need
我要告诉你这很难 It's tough I'll tell ya
我第一次在国会竞选中输了 I lost my first congressional race,
而且不太好 and it was not good
来点牛胸肉怎么样 How 'bout some brisket
乔治姆 George um
嘿 特雷莎 嘿 特雷莎 Hey Theresa Hey Theresa
大喊起来 吃点牛胸肉好的 我们会找到一些的 Yell up get some brisket All right we'll find some
把烧焦的东西拿出来”当然 Get the burnt ends 'Course
听着 我有一个 So listen I got a
民意调查中的“缺乏经验”问题 "lack of experience" problem in the polls,
你是周围最有经验的人之一 and you are one of the most experienced guys around
你想跳上船 做我的副手 You wanna jump on board be my vice
我很荣幸 I'm honored
别太荣幸了 他妈的 说是的 布拉斯图克斯先生 Don't be honored fuckin' say yes Mr Brass Tacks
嗯我不得不说 呃 不 Mmm I have to say uh no
迪克 来吧 我们会玩得很开心的 Dick come on we're gonna have a lot of fun
你现在在做什么你现在在私营部门 What are you doin' right now You're in the private sector
是啊 Yeah
拜托 我知道你喜欢政治 Come on I know you love politics
乔治 George
走吧不会发生的 Let's go Not gonna happen
现在来吧 Come on now
好吧 真可惜 Well that's a shame
它是 It is
也许我可以呃 Perhaps I could uh
帮助你找到合适的跑步伙伴 help you find the right running mate
运行我的副总裁搜索团队 Run my VP search team
嗯没有团队只有我 Mmm No team Just me
是的 可以 可以 Yeah yeah that could work that could
当然 我得由罗夫负责 但是 I have to run it by Rove of course but uh
如果我输了 也许我会变成 If I lose maybe I could become
棒球专员 commissioner of baseball
你知道的 You know
但是UM思想 But the um idea
就是赢 is to win
我会把你留在我的脑后 I'm gonna keep you in the back of my mind
所以你要告诉我今天的情况吗 So are you going to tell me how it went today or not
很有趣 It was very interesting
他是 He is uh
绿色 green
他很绿 He's very green
你告诉他“不” And you told him "no"
我呃 I uh
我告诉他我会帮助 I told him I would help with the uh
在搜索中 with the search
你在想什么 What are you thinking
我知道你在想什么MM－HMM I can tell you're thinking Mm-hmm
迪克·切尼在想什么 What was Dick Cheney thinking
我想我从没见过这样的东西 I'm thinking I've never seen anything like this
在他第一次见到乔治W after his first meeting with George W
迪克 我们取得了很多成功 We've had a lot of successes Dick
而副总统则是一个无足轻重的工作 And the vice president is a nothing job
他向前看了几步 How many steps ahead was he looking
他对这个机会有何感想 How did he feel about the opportunity
就在他面前 that was in front of him
有些时刻 There are certain moments
如此精致 so delicate
像茶杯和茶托 like a teacup and saucer
放在茶杯和茶碟上 stacked on a teacup and saucer
在茶杯和茶托上 on a teacup and saucer
你能换衣服吗还是我在浪费时间 Can you change or am I wasting
不断地 and on and on
这一刻可能会向任何方向坠落 that this moment could fall in any direction
改变一切 and change everything
可惜没有真正的方法 Sadly there's no real way
知道到底发生了什么 to know exactly what was going on
在陈尼家里 inside the Cheneys
在这个历史变迁的时刻 at this history-changing moment
我们不能只是突然陷入莎士比亚的独白 We can't just snap into a Shakespearean soliloquy
这使每一种感觉和动机都变得戏剧化 that dramatizes every feeling and motivation
这不是世界的运作方式 That's just not the way the world works
我亲爱的理查德 My sweet Richard
你在国王的壁炉边跳舞 跳得很快 Dance'd nimbly round the king's hearth thou hath
即使我大声要求更多 Even whilst clamored I for more more
毫米干涸的羊肚向着 Mm Parched maw craned towards
想象中的水滴 the drip drip of imagined waters
但我现在对你说 休息 退休 But I say to you now rest retire
你已经履行了你对妻子和王冠的誓言 Thou hast honored thy vows to wife and crown
失明夺走了你的视力我妻子 Has blindness usurped vision in you my wife
我们的联盟不仅仅是条约 No mere treaty is our union
你与我分享你的火炬之火 Thou shared thy torch's flame with mine
展示厅和尖塔 Revealing halls and spires
那些早已消亡的帝国 of long faded empires
现在我可以站在高处 And now I may hold aloft
我自己的火峰 mine own fiery cresset
使肉身成为我们的力量纽带 And make flesh our bond of power
我敢 Dare I
我敢让霍普的鸟嘴地方收集荆棘 Dare I let hope's beak place gathered bramble
在我心中为未来筑巢 upon my heart for future's nest
许多冬天过去了 我让这个希望消逝 Many winters past hath I let this hope die,
冷风平息了小鸟们的哭声 cruel winds silencing tiny birds' needy cries
既然到了 我说是的 Now that it hath arrived I say yea
赞成 Yea
我的血和意志是你的 Mine own blood and will are yours
直到被刺穿 'til pierced be
最后一个士兵的胸甲 the last soldier's breastplate,
散发出红宝石果冻的珍宝 spilling forth its ruby jelly treasures
所以 So
所以我想我们继续 So I think we uh proceed
玛丽呢 What about Mary
嗯这是副总裁 Mmm It's VP
不是同样的审查 Not the same scrutiny
不 他有盟友迪克连接 No He has allies Dick Connections
你对他的世界不熟悉你不知道风景 You're new to his world You don't know the landscape
我最好进行一次彻底的搜查 Well I had better conduct a very thorough search
每一块石头 每一粒沙子 Every stone hell every grain of sand
需要在下面查找此问卷 needs to be looked under for this questionnaire
迪克 我们要所有的财务报告 Dick we're asking for all financials,
所有的医疗 所有的面谈 all medical all interviews,
新闻写作 所有法律记录 press writings all legal records
有时人们用有限责任公司来隐瞒某些钱 Sometimes people use LLCs to hide certain monies
和 And
再全面一点 Any more comprehensive
我们需要一只橡胶手套 and we would need a rubber glove
对不起 丽兹 Sorry Liz
那不是冒犯 That wasn't offensive
我应该被冒犯吗 Should I be offended
我被冒犯了 Well I'm offended
戴夫不担心我会被冒犯 Dave didn't worry if I'd be offended
哦 一只橡胶手套 就像一次直肠检查 Oh a rubber glove like a proctology exam
太恶心了 That's that's disgusting
你好哦你好 Hello Oh hello
爸爸 我要把你披萨上的奶酪拿走 Dad I'm taking the cheese off your pizza
蜂蜜MM Honey Mmm
戴夫 Dave
戴维思想 David Thoughts
一个一个大的 One A big one
大卫·阿丁顿 迪克的主要法律顾问 David Addington Dick's main legal advisor
以及对单一执行理论的巨大信仰 and a huge believer in the unitary executive theory
他以当面告诉别人而闻名 He was known for telling people to their face
他们很蠢 that they're stupid
所以副总统是行政部门的一部分 So the uh vice presidency is part of the executive branch
因为副总裁 And because the VP casts
参议院的破平局投票 tie-breaking votes in the Senate,
也是立法部门权利的一部分 also part of the legislative branch right
正确的 Right
那意味着 That means
副总裁也是 the VP is also
不是行政或立法机关的一部分 not part of the executive or the legislative
所以 So,
有人可能会说 呃 one could argue that uh
两个分支 neither branch
监督副总裁 has oversight of the VP
不仅有人能证明这一点 我也在证明这一点 Not only could one argue that I'm arguing it
那是聪明的大卫 That's brilliant David
我知道赖特 I know Right
卡尔·罗夫想让我买下这个农场 Karl Rove wanted me to buy this ranch,
远离我在耶鲁和哈佛的岁月 distance myself from my years at Yale and Harvard,
让我在选举中更像一个普通人 make me more of a man of the people for the election
嗯Smart Mmm Smart
所以我们要做这件事或者我的意思是这件事发生了吗 So we gonna do this thing or what I mean is this happening
我们找到了一些非常有趣的候选人 We uh have found some very interesting candidates
嗯 如果我们能安排时间的话 Um if we could schedule
三个小时的窗口 a three-hour window to get through
我是指你我要你做我的副总裁 I meant you I want you to be my VP
你是我问题的解决办法不 You're the solution to my problems No
我是一家大公司的首席执行官 I'm CEO of a large company
我是国防部长 I have been uh Secretary of Defense
我是参谋长 I have been Chief of Staff
嗯 副总统主要是一个象征性的工作 Uh the vice presidency is mostly a symbolic job
对 Right right
我知道那不会是呃 I can see how that wouldn't be uh
吸引你 enticing to you
然而 However
副总统也由总统定义 the vice presidency is also defined by the president
如果我们来 And if we were to come to a uh
不同的理解 different understanding
嗯继续 Uh-huh Go on
我听着 I'm listenin'
我感觉你是一个充满活力的领导者 I sense that uh you're a kinetic leader
你根据直觉做出决定 You make decisions based on instinct
我是人们总是这么说 I am People always said that
是的 是的非常不同 Yeah yeah Very different
和呃很不一样 Very different from uh,
从你父亲那里 from your father in that regard
现在也许我可以呃 Now maybe I can uh,
处理一些比较平凡的工作 handle some of the more mundane jobs
监督官僚主义 Overseeing bureaucracy,
管理军队 managing military,
能源 外交政策 uh energy uh foreign policy
听起来不错 That sounds good
永远不想成为那种团队拥有者 Never wanna be the kind of team owner
呃 在第四局就先发了 that uh pulls the starter in the fourth inning
嗯 那是经理的工作 Mm-hmm That's the manager's job
还有一件事 One more thing
我女儿玛丽 My daughter Mary
正确的罗夫告诉我她喜欢女孩 Right Rove told me she likes girls
现在我知道你必须和呃对抗 Now I know you have to uh run against uh,
南部 中西部的同性恋婚姻 gay marriage in the South Midwest and uh
但这是我女儿 But it's my daughter,
这条线是用混凝土画的 and that line is drawn in concrete
别再说了 Don't you say another word
只要你不介意我们推送信息 So long as you don't mind us pushing that messaging,
我们同意你坐在外面 we're okay with you sittin' that one out
我认为这对所有人都很重要 I think it's important for all the
世界上所有的母马你都知道 all the Marys in the world you know
没问题我们达成协议 No problemo We got a deal
我相信这是可行的 Then I believe this could work
热该死 Hot damn
是啊很好嘿 Yeah Well good Hey
让我们庆祝一下切尼秘书拜访了我和劳拉 let's celebrate Secretary Cheney visited me and Laura
在我们德克萨斯州克劳福德的农场 at our ranch in Crawford Texas
干杯干杯 Cheers Cheers
我意识到最好的选择是站在我身边 I realized the best choice was standing by my side
请欢迎我的朋友 Please welcome my friend
我的竞选伙伴迪克·切尼 and my running mate Dick Cheney
还有他可爱的妻子林恩 and his lovely wife Lynne
迪克从未填写过 Dick never filled out
他自己的83题问卷 his own 83-question questionnaire
完整的病历从未移交 Full medical records were never handed over
无税务或公司备案没有什么 No tax or corporate filings Nothing
切尼切尼切尼 Cheney Cheney Cheney
切尼切尼 Cheney Cheney
联系他的高级助手 To reach more of his senior aides
找出原因 to find out reasons
但他来的时候我们被告知 But we were told when he came over,
他已经给布什州长打过电话了 he had already called Governor Bush,
他曾祝他一切顺利 他会把 he had wished him well and that he would deliver
今晚在这里做一个简短的让步演讲 a brief concession speech here tonight
我不知道 I don't know
我想我们都坐着 I think we're all sitting around
想知道是什么 呃 wondering what it is that uh,
他可能在后台工作他们只是不断地前进 he may be doing backstage They just keep going on and on
戈尔取消了他的让步 Gore rescinded his concession
他们声称佛罗里达离电话太近了 They're claiming Florida is too close to call
他他妈的不能取消他的让步 He can't fucking rescind his concession
他只是这么做了 He just did
俄国人喜欢这样 The Russians are loving this
我们要重新计票所以 There's gonna be a recount so
我不知道 I don't know
我们该怎么办 What should we do
我们玩得好像已经赢了一样 We play it like we've already won
这意味着我们需要为白宫工作 Which means we need to staff the White House
好的谁领导过渡小组 All right Who's leading the transition team
我来做 I'll do it
这不是副总统 That's not something a vice president
真的吗 really does is it
嗯 Uh-huh
现在是副总统戈尔 It is now Vice President Gore
给布什州长打过电话 has called Governor Bush
收回了他的让步 and retracted his concession,
因为他现在 because he is now
事情可能会发生什么变化 What of the mind that things could be turning
又一次在佛罗里达州 yet again in Florida
你不能那样做 You can't do that
我是说那太可笑了 I mean that's laughable
嗯 沃尔福威茨 Uh Wolfowitz
状态MMM State Mmm
或五角大厦 or Pentagon
取决于你的国防部长是谁 Depends on who your Secretary of Defense is
拉米百分之百 Rummy Hundred percent
嗯 拉姆斯菲尔德 Mm-hmm Rumsfeld
老布什不恨拉米吗 Uh doesn't Bush Senior hate Rummy
对W来说没什么不好的 Not such a bad thing with W
他想成为自己的人 He wants to be his own man
拉姆斯菲尔德相信一个强大的执行官 Rumsfeld believes in a robust executive
这对我们的战争力量有好处 That's good for us on war powers
别让他进入状态 他会发动第三次世界大战的 Just keep him out of State he'll start World War III
看 Look
哈里伯顿刚刚给了我们2600万美元的退出套餐 Halliburton just gave us a $26 million exit package
是我们预期的两倍 Twice what we expected
他们不是傻瓜 They're no dummies
对不起帮帮 Uh sorry gang
是的 Yep
也许我该去医院 Think uh perhaps I should go to the hospital
哦 我的上帝你在开玩笑吗噢 来吧 Oh my God Are you kidding me Oh come on
奥耶兹-奥耶兹-奥耶兹 Oyez Oyez Oyez
所有与阁下有业务往来的人士 All persons having business with the Honorable,
美国最高法院 the Supreme Court of the United States
被劝告靠近并给予他们关注 are admonished to draw near and give their attention,
因为法庭现在开庭了 for the Court is now sitting
上帝保佑美国 God bless the United States and
2000年12月12日安东尼斯卡利亚记得他 December 12th 2000 Antonin Scalia remember him,
最高法院阻止了佛罗里达州 and the Supreme Court stopped the state of Florida
完成他们的复述 from completing their recount
上帝拯救美国 God save the United States
以及这个可敬的法庭乔治·W·布什和迪克·切尼 and this Honorable Court George W Bush and Dick Cheney
以537票的优势进入白宫 were going to the White House by a margin of 537 votes
嘿嗨 小玛丽·克莱尔 Hey Hey little Mary Claire
嘿 小玛丽我的小玛丽 Hey little Mary My little Mary
嘿 你在做什么你在做什么 Hey what are you doing What are you doing Hmm
哦 他们都做得很好 Oh they're both doing really well
只是我想做这顿饭 Except I'm trying to make this dinner
这是UH And it's uh
这是通心粉和奶酪 it's this macaroni and cheese
你说的很简单 that you said was easy
但它总是像水一样流出来 but it keeps just coming out like a little watery
这是牛奶记得 It's the milk Remember
你得加点牛奶 You gotta add more milk
是啊它会变厚 Yeah It'll get thicker
不不不不 No no no no
我是你用牛奶更好 I am It's much better when you use the milk
有那么多 There's just so much,
我现在很想说 so much I want to say right now,
只是你继续做你正在做的 and just you keep doing what you're doing
你做得太好了 You're doing so great
你从你妻子那里得到了非常特别的东西 You have earned something very special from your wife
听 听 听 Listen listen listen
我在买酒 我在拿东西 I'm buying wine and I'm picking something up
中国人 Chinese
好吧 我真的爱你 Okay I really love you
我爱你 I love you
是啊 Yeah
早上好 Good morning to you too
我们见过几次 We've met a few times
很高兴见到你对 It's nice to see you Yes
当然 Of course
好的让我们 All right Let's
好的我们开始吧 All right Let's get this thing underway
滑板车你为什么不告诉大家 Scooter why don't you let everyone know
土地的土地 the um lay of the land
当然大家都知道 Of course As you all know,
我是斯考特·利比 I am Scooter Libby,
迪克的参谋长 Dick's Chief of Staff
我也是他的国家安全顾问 Uh I'm also his national security advisor
以及总统的特别顾问 and a special advisor to the president
从技术上讲 滑板车比布什的任何人都要好 Technically Scooter outranks any of Bush's people
Mary Matalin将担任副总裁的顾问 Mary Matalin will serve as counselor to the VP
布什的助手 and assistant to Bush
大卫·阿丁顿 David Addington,
迪克的主要法律顾问 Dick's main legal counsel,
将在所有问题上发挥中心作用 will play center field on all matters
与行政权力有关 relating to executive power
总统有阿尔贝托·冈萨雷斯 The president has Alberto Gonzales,
卡尔·罗夫 Karl Rove,
凯伦·休斯是他的团队 Karen Hughes as his team
坦白说 冈萨雷斯根本不知道 Quite frankly Gonzales has no clue
嗯 罗夫是个黑客 Um Rove is a hack
休斯应该参加双打 Hughes should be in double-A ball
所以我们可以畅通无阻地进入 So we will have fairly unobstructed access
去椭圆形办公室 to the Oval Office
我们会自动的 We will be automatically
所有电子邮件的密件抄送 Bcc'd on all e-mails
总统接收或发送 that the president receives or sends,
也可以访问他的日程安排 as well as have access to his schedule
第二次设置或更改 the second that it is set or changed
我们也会收到 And we will also be receiving
总统面前的每日情报简报 the daily intelligence briefing before the president
这让我们进入决策曲线 That gets us inside the decision curve
我们会读到的 Which we'll actually be reading
布什批准了所有这些 Bush approved all of this
嗯 我们有 Mmm we have uh,
理解 an understanding
电子邮件呢 What about the e-mails
碎纸机不适用于电子邮件 Paper shredders don't work for e-mails
整个行政部门都会逃跑 The entire administration will run off
RNC的专用服务器 the RNC's private server
我们已经停用了自动存档 And we've deactivated automatic archiving
我们是干净的 We're clean
可以 Okay
所以在五角大楼 我们找到了唐 So over at the Pentagon we got Don,
国防部长MM－HMM Secretary of Defense Mm-hmm
保罗·沃尔福威茨 Paul Wolfowitz,
他在福特时代和B队一起工作 who worked with Team B in the Ford days,
国防部副部长 Deputy Secretary of Defense
让我们检查一下 Let's check,
看看有什么计划 see what plans
他们不得不入侵伊拉克 they had to invade Iraq
它已经在工作了 It's already in the works
在司法部找到阿什克罗夫特 Got Ashcroft over at the DOJ
国务院似乎是唯一棘手的部门 State seems to be the only tricky department
那是科林·鲍威尔 他的人劳伦斯·威尔克森 That's Colin Powell his guy Lawrence Wilkerson
科林·鲍威尔从未见过他不喜欢的相机 Colin Powell who never met a camera he didn't like
威尔克森是个真正的信徒 Wilkerson's a true believer
我们那边有博尔顿 We've got Bolton over there
他是一个松散的大炮 但他是忠诚的 He's a loose cannon but he's loyal
嗯我也想让莉斯也进去 Mmm I wanna get Liz in there as well
让我们确认一下 Let's make sure that happens
好的 爸爸就当它完成了 Okay Dad Consider it done
还有我们的人 And this list of uh our people
不包括约800人 does not include about 800 others,
呃说客 业内人士 uh lobbyists industry insiders
我们在监管方面的工作 that we placed in the regulatory jobs
布什的朋友呢 What about Bush's friends
帕塔基汤普森山脊 Ridge Pataki Thompson
我没听说过他们的名字 I haven't heard their names
他们没有 嗯 提供工作 They were not um offered jobs
在这个行政部门 呃 在这个时候 in this administration uh at this time
目前没有提供工作 Not offered jobs at this time
你比以前更残忍吗 迪克 Are you even more ruthless than you used to be there Dick
或者你只是没有上床 Or are you just not getting laid
好吧 继续 All right moving on
嗯 找到保罗·奥尼尔了 Um got Paul O'Neill
你已经20多年没来了 You haven't been here in over twenty years
时代已经改变 Times have changed
更柔和的触感 The uh softer touch,
这是现在的常态 that's the norm now
我们有保守的电视和收音机 We have the conservative TV and radio
为我们大喊大叫MM－HMM doing the yelling for us Mm-hmm
你的老朋友让你难堪吗 Is your old friend embarrassing you
是迪克吗 Is that it Dick
柔软的触感这就是全部 Soft touch That's all
好吧 我得去我的办公室 All right I have to go to my office
在众议院 at the House of Representatives
你是说参议院 You mean the Senate
副总统 参议院决胜局 Vice president tiebreaker in the Senate
不 我指的是房子 Nope I mean the House
迪克·切尼使用了一种旧的联系方式 Dick Cheney had used an old connection
前摔跤教练 with former wrestling coach
众议院议长丹尼斯·哈斯特尔特 and Speaker of the House Dennis Hastert
在众议院设立一个办公室 to get an office at the House of Representatives
房子是收入账单的发源地 The House is where revenue bills originate,
他想靠近钱的水龙头 and he wanted to be near the money faucet
嘿 迪克这个对你有用吗 Hey Dick Will this work for you
参议院还有两个职位 Two more offices in the Senate
嘿 迪克 我找到了这个额外的办公室 Hey Dick I found this extra office
我希望它对你有用 I hope it works for you
一个在五角大楼 And one in the Pentagon
欢迎来到离家出走的新家 Welcome to your new home away from home
我给你买了个乔迁礼物 I got you a little housewarming gift
后来当切尼需要情报时 And later when Cheney needed intelligence
入侵伊拉克 to invade Iraq,
中央情报局的会议室 a conference room at the CIA
这个房间隔音而且安全 This room is soundproof and secure
切尼无处不在 Cheney was everywhere
但在华盛顿最强大的地方 But the most powerful place in all of DC
是个难以形容的会议室 was a nondescript conference room
在一个相对较新的智囊团 at a relatively new think tank
呼吁美国人进行税收改革 called Americans for Tax Reform
格罗弗·诺奎斯特负责反税组织 Grover Norquist ran the anti-tax group
有了科赫兄弟网络的巨额资金 with huge funding from the Koch brothers network,
大油大烟 big oil and big tobacco
他的“星期三会议” His "Wednesday meeting,"
它被称为“中心” as it was called had become the center
共和国的世界 of the Republican world
我们从遗产税开始吧 Let's go ahead and start with the estate tax
现在这很难消除 Now this has been hard to eliminate,
因为税收只影响那些不动产 because the tax only affects those estates
价值超过200万 worth over two million
但我们已经取得了进展 But we've made strides,
营销大师弗兰克·伦茨也来帮忙 and marketing guru Frank Luntz is here to help
大家好 Hello all
让普通人支持减税 Getting regular people to support cutting taxes
在非常富有的人身上 on the very wealthy
一直都是非常困难的 has always been extremely hard
我们过去取得了一些成功 We've had some success in the past,
但遗产税一直很难征收 but the estate tax has always been very difficult
然而 However
我想我们可能有了突破 I think we may have had a breakthrough
现在房产税开始了 Now the estate tax kicks in
任何继承了两百万美元的人 on anyone inheriting over two million dollars
你们中有多少人对此有意见 How many of you have a problem with that
可以你们中有多少人 Okay How many of you would have
所谓的问题 a problem with something called
死亡税 a death tax
不是全球变暖 Instead of global warming,
我们都同意这听起来很可怕 which we all agree sounds very scary
我们称之为 we call it
气候变化 climate change
人民政府 Folks the government
在你死后拿走你的钱 is taking your money after you die
现在 我们都认识民主党人了 Now we all know the Democrats
轻视减税 尤其是对富人 despise tax cuts especially for the rich
我想有人摆脱 I want somebody to get rid
关于死刑 这就是我想要的 of the death tax that's what I want
我不想因为我死而被征税 I don't want to get taxed just 'cause I die
我是说让我休息一下 I mean give me a break
如果我给孩子一些东西 我已经交税了 If I give something to my kid I already paid the tax
为什么我要再付钱因为我死了 Why I gotta pay again 'cause I died
我讨厌被惩罚 It's like being chastised I hate it
死刑必须取消 The death tax has to go
华盛顿的自由主义精英会对我们征税 The elite liberals in Washington would tax us
如果他们能笑或哭的话 for laughing or crying if they could
所以对于最大的媒体之一 So with one of the biggest media
以及他背后的政治机器 and political machines ever created behind him,
切尼能够压制全球变暖的行动 Cheney was able to squash action on global warming,
为超级富豪减税 cut taxes for the super rich,
以及对大公司的直接监管 and gut regulations for massive corporations
然后是切尼的 And then there was Cheney's
国家能源政策发展小组 National Energy Policy Development Group
他扩大行政权力的第一次重大考验 His first major test to expand executive power
我不明白他妈的问题是什么 I don't understand what the goddamn problem is
我想听听首席执行官们需要什么样的能源 I want to hear what the energy CEOs need,
我不被允许 and I'm not allowed to
它叫faca地狱是法卡 It's called FACA The hell is FACA
这是联邦咨询委员会法案 It's the Federal Advisory Committees Act
国会把他们的内裤放在一堆你知道的 Congress got their panties in a bunch that you know,
当选的官员只会让CEO们加入 elected officials would just let CEOs roll in
你知道写法律 and you know write the laws
法案要求呃 The act demands that uh,
有适当的政府雇员在场 appropriate government employees be present
等一下 Hold on a second
你叫什么名字 What's your name
道格 Doug
道格 你在接待处工作多久了 Doug how long have you been working reception
在能源部 at the Department of Energy
三个月 Three months
很完美 Perfect
那么我在这里应该做什么呢 So what am I supposed to do here
坐在那里安静 Just sit there and be quiet
知道了 Got it
先生们你好 Gentlemen Hello
你好 Hello
你的生意怎么样 How's your business at
我们很好我们的股票 We're good Our stock
加州真的 And California has been really
因为放松管制很高兴听到 since deregulation Great to hear
哦他在能源部工作 Oh He's with the energy department
切尼会议的细节 The details of Cheney's meetings
在能源问题上 CEO们从未被披露 with the energy CEOs were never disclosed
但是信息自由的要求 But a Freedom of Information request
提供了一些文件 did provide some documents,
包括伊拉克油田的地图 including a map of Iraq's oil fields
所有的石油公司 with all of the oil companies
有兴趣购买它们 that would be interested in acquiring them
如果他们有机会的话 if somehow they were ever to become available
然后事情发生了 And then it happened
你想降低你每月的抵押付款吗 Would you like to lower your monthly mortgage payments
或者利用你家的股权进行合并 or use the equity in your home to consolidate
你的信用卡或其他债务 your credit card or other debts
原木 Just log
是啊这正好 Yeah This just in
很明显你在看 You are looking at obviously
一个非常令人不安的现场拍摄 a very disturbing live shot there
那是世界贸易中心 That is the World Trade Center,
今天早上我们有未经证实的报道 and we have unconfirmed reports this morning
一架飞机撞上了其中一座塔 that a plane has crashed into one of the towers
它没有出现 It it does not appear
上面还有什么努力 that there's any kind of an effort up there yet
现在记住哦 我的天 Now remember Oh my God
哦 天哪 天哪 Oh God Dear God
看起来像第二架飞机 That looks like a second plane
副总裁先生 我们有消息 Mr Vice President we have information
一架飞机此刻正飞往白宫 that a plane's headed to the White House this moment
我们只有不到一分钟的时间去安全的地下掩体 We have less than a minute to get to the secure underground bunker
我们走吧 Let's go Move
移动 Move
移动它是清楚的 Move It's clear
先生 这边走马上 Sir this way Right now
国会大厦正在撤离 我们被告知 Capitol is being evacuated we're told,
很明显我们现在在屏幕上的那个镜头 and clearly that shot that we have on our screen now,
这是五角大楼 this is the Pentagon
就在华盛顿河对岸 just across the river from Washington DC
你必须相信 You got to believe
我需要你带我去迪克那儿 I need you to take me to Dick
切尼夫人 我们不能回白宫 Mrs Cheney we cannot go back to the White House,
没有人告诉我 I am being told no one
要么你带我去白宫 Either you take me to the White House
作者正在移动中出来 Author is on the move Coming out
世贸中心的双塔 the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center
你找到首相了吗 Have you gotten the Prime Minister yet
直接进入世界贸易中心 headed directly into the World Trade Center
它就飞进去了 It just flew into it
加拿大总理正在打电话 Canada's Prime Minister is on the phone
没错 我们有飞机在空中 That's right we got planes in the air
也没有地方让他们着陆 and nowhere for them to land
允许他们在加拿大机场降落 Permission for them to land at Canadian airports,
飞往纽芬兰的国际航班 international flights into Newfoundland
我还有一架飞机下落不明 I still have one plane unaccounted for
飞越宾夕法尼亚州 flying over Pennsylvania
唐纳德·拉姆斯菲尔德爵士 Sir Donald Rumsfeld
在五角大楼三号线 is at the Pentagon on line three
嗯 That Mm-hmm
是的 先生 Yes sir
你有授权 You have authorization
击落任何飞机 to shoot down any aircraft
被视为威胁 deemed a threat
总统权力 Presidential authority
没错 That is correct
所有订单均为Unodir All orders are UNODIR
“诺迪尔”先生 "UNODIR" sir
除非另有指示 Unless otherwise directed
副总裁先生 我们确定这些是 Mr Vice President are we sure these are
适当的交战规则 the proper rules of engagement
国家受到攻击 鱼卵是流动的 The country's under attack the ROE is fluid
大卫·阿丁顿·大卫是的 先生 David Addington David Yes sir
现在 我们不太清楚 Now we don't know exactly
那个房间里的人在想什么 what the people in that room were thinking
但可以假设 But it's safe to assume
至少有一个人想知道为什么 that at least one person wondered why
在最致命的一天当中 in the midst of the most fateful day
在美国历史上 in American history
迪克·切尼在和他的律师谈话吗 was Dick Cheney talking to his lawyer
嗯 嗯 And um what um
副总统先生 他需要权威吗 Mr Vice President authority will he need
所以开始工作吧 So start working on
副总裁先生 Mr Vice President
你派来的国会议员 The congressional members you sent
安装气象应急操作中心 to Mount Weather Emergency Operations Center
想离开不 wanna leave Nope
请原谅我 Excuse me
他们哪儿也不去 They're not going anywhere
告诉他们 我们有所有的直升机 Just uh tell them um we have all the helicopters
是的 先生 Yes sir
对不起 这是否定的 I'm sorry that is a negative
他们要留在原地 They are to remain where they are
没有直升机可供撤离 There's no helicopters available for evac
没错 That is correct
如果你愿意转达这些信息的话 If you would be so kind to relay that information
我们在战争吗 Are we at war
是的 我们是 Yes we are
和谁 With whom
仓库街 Depot street
卡车从停车场街对面驶进 Truck pulling in across from Depot Street
第9至3单元0-3-15负 Unit 9-3 0-3-15 negative
1-5-2-7布瑞恩 1-5-2-7 Brian
该死的 God damn it
我们听到了谈话声 We picked up chatter
来自著名的基地组织特工 from well-known Al-Qaeda operatives
庆祝今天的袭击 celebrating today's attack
我们不应该排除伊拉克的可能性 We shouldn't rule out Iraq
但是基地组织的头目叫什么名字 But what's Al-Qaeda's leader's name
他的名字叫奥萨马·本·拉登 His name is Osama bin Laden
但这显然是基地组织 But this is clearly Al-Qaeda
多年来我一直在追踪他们的动向 I've been tracking their movements for years
他们的指纹到处都是 Their fingerprints are all over this
伊拉克有所有的好目标 Iraq has all the good targets
伊拉克和唐一点关系都没有 Iraq has nothing to do with this Don
理查德 你肯定不知道 Richard you don't know that for sure
我确实知道 I do know that
总统先生 如果可以的话 Mr President if I may
阿富汗是基地组织的总部 Afghanistan is Al-Qaeda's headquarters
这就是我们应该关注的地方是啊 That is where our focus should be Yeah
中央情报局有能力 And the CIA would be capable of taking out
塔利班的权力结构 the Taliban's power structure
是啊尊敬的乔治 Yeah All due respect George,
总统先生 Mr President
我们是五角大楼 we are the Pentagon,
这就是我们要做的 and this is what we do
大学教师 Don
可以我们会和特内特和中央情报局一起去的 Okay We'll uh we'll go with Tenet and the CIA
我会打电话给我们的盟友 I'll make some calls to our allies
谢谢您 先生 Thank you sir
我想 考虑到目前的情况 总统先生 I think uh given the current situation Mr President,
我们不在同一个地方是明智的 it is wise that we not be in the same location
对于COG 政府的连续性 for COG Continuity of Government
当然 Of course
我们会没事的 不是吗 We gonna be all right on this aren't we
是的 先生是的 我们是 Yes sir Yes we are
垂钓者已出发到一个秘密地点 Angler has taken off to an undisclosed location
我重复说钓鱼者在空中 I repeat Angler is airborne
钓鱼者那是副总裁 Angler That's the VP
我以为只有总统才能降落 I thought only the president could land
从南草坪起飞 and take off from the south lawn
我能告诉你什么 What can I tell you
今天他妈的 Today's fucked
这份情报已被编辑 This intelligence has been edited,
修订和减少 redacted and reduced
副总裁先生 通常我们 Mr Vice President usually we vet
每日情报威胁矩阵 the daily intelligence threat matrix
消除不可靠的非玩家来源 to eliminate unreliable sources non-players
停下来你不敢给我一个该死的论断 Stop Don't you dare give me a damn disquisition
关于我听不到的 on what I cannot hear
副总裁先生 Mr Vice President,
很多情报都没有得到证实 a lot of this intelligence is not verified
我最后一次这么说 I'm gonna say this for the last time
我想听一切 I want to hear everything
从现在起每天 every day from now on
是的 先生 Yes sir
继续进行 Proceed
我们正在追踪生物攻击的可能性 We're tracking the possibility of bio-attacks
使用沙林气体 牛痘埃博拉 using Sarin gas cowpox Ebola
在一个黑暗的网站上有一个帖子 There was a post on a dark website
关于居民区的集体斩首 about mass beheadings in residential areas
电影工作室博物馆 Movie studios museums,
地铁日托中心可能都是目标 subways daycare centers may all be targets
有消息称 A source has told an asset
关于针对医院的炸弹 about fire-bombs targeting hospitals
捕获了一段视频 A video was captured
描述电视处决 describing televised executions
中断美国网络电视 interrupting American network TV
体育赛事旅游景点 Sporting events tourist attractions,
新年庆典 宗教仪式 New Year's celebrations religious ceremonies,
都是硬目标 are all hard targets
机枪高调攻击 Machine-gun attacks at high-profile
里面有生物制剂 Biological agents inside
协同火力轰炸 Coordinated fire-bombings
北美洲的通勤火车 of commuter trains across North America
以生物武器为目标的滤水设备 Water filtration plants targeted with bio-weapons
杀了一百万人 and killing a million people
公文包核武器 A briefcase nuke
被赶到一个大城市引爆 being driven into a major city and detonated
可放置机载生物武器 Airborne bio-weapons can be put
进入空调单元 into the air conditioning units
大型购物中心或赌场 of large shopping malls or casinos
一位受人喜爱的名人已成为目标 A beloved celebrity has been targeted
因为绑架和斩首 for kidnapping and possibly beheading
磷弹 Phosphorus bombs,
氯气攻击芥子气 集束炸弹 chlorine attacks mustard gas cluster bombs
我害怕迪克 I'm scared Dick
我会一直照顾你的 林恩 I'll always take care of you Lynne
你知道的 You know that
你打算怎么办 What are you going to do
移动移动 Move move move
所以当鲍威尔中情局 So while Powell the CIA,
以及他们的国际联盟 and their international coalition
推翻塔利班夺取阿富汗 toppled the Taliban and took Afghanistan
几周后 in a matter of weeks,
切尼发现了更强大的东西 Cheney had found something much more powerful
比导弹或喷气式飞机更重要 than missiles or jet planes
副总统先生 我是约翰·约 Mr Vice President this is John Yoo
很高兴见到你 副总裁先生 It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Vice President
所以大卫告诉我你在找 So David told me you're looking
对于行政当局 for executive authority
MM－HMM Mm-hmm
约翰肯定是你的人 John here is definitely your guy
我们正在进行的战争 The war we're now fighting
需要资源和能力 will require resources and abilities that the uh
目前对法律的解释受阻 the current interpretation of the law impedes
副总统相信 The vice president believes
这是总司令的职责 it is the duty of the commander-in-chief
保护国家 to protect the nation
没有其他义务 and that no other obligation,
是否提交国会或现有条约 whether to Congress or existing treaty
取代该DUT supersedes that dut
你觉得那个州人怎么样 How do you feel about that statemen
我不能再同意了 I couldn't agree more
John Yoo的第一份法律意见书 John Yoo's first legal opinion
允许美国政府 allowed the US government
监视每个市民的电话 to monitor every citizens' phone calls,
没有搜查令的短信和电子邮件 texts and e-mails without a warrant
这是一个巨大的法律飞跃 It was a giant legal leap
最好是基于粗略的法律 based on sketchy law at best
但约翰·约的杰作 But John Yoo's masterpiece,
如果你愿意的话 his Moby-Dick if you will,
是酷刑备忘录 was the torture memo
你他妈的联系人是 your fucking contact is
你他妈的手呢 Where're your fucking hands
日内瓦公约怎么样 What about the Geneva Convention
日内瓦公约可供解释 The Geneva Convention is open to interpretation
那到底是什么意思 What exactly does that mean
应力位置 Stress positions,
水上滑板 秘密空间狗 waterboarding confided spaces dogs
我们称之为“强化审讯” We're calling it "enhanced interrogation"
我们确定这些都不合适吗 Are we sure none of this fits
在“酷刑”的定义中 in the definition of "torture"
美国不折磨人 The US doesn't torture
因此 如果美国这样做 Therefore if the US does it,
根据定义 这不可能是折磨 by definition it can't be torture
但是酷刑和隐私法 But torture and privacy laws
不是切尼和约翰·约写的唯一的法律 weren't the only laws Cheney re-wrote with John Yoo
他们有完整的法律意见单 They had a full menu of legal opinions
伸展和挑战宪法 stretching and challenging constitutional
以及国际法 and international law
晚上好 先生们 Good evening gentlemen
今晚我们将向敌方战斗人员提供 Tonight we're offering the enemy combatant,
如果一个人不是战俘 whereby a person is not a prisoner of war,
或者罪犯 这当然意味着 or a criminal which means of course
他绝对没有法律保护 that he has absolutely no protection under the law
我们还提供了一个特别的演唱会 We're also offering an extraordinary rendition
在外国领土上没有记录地绑架嫌疑犯 where suspects are abducted without record on foreign soil
被带到外国监狱 and taken to foreign prisons
在那些仍在遭受酷刑的国家 in countries that still torture
哦 听起来很好吃 Oh that sounds delicious
我们还有关塔那摩湾 We also have Guantanamo Bay,
这非常非常复杂 which is very very complicated,
但它能让你操作 but it does allow you to operate
超出正当程序范围 outside the purview of due process
在技术上不是美国领土的陆地上 on land which isn't technically US territory,
但我们仍然有控制权 but where we still do have control
而且我们有一个非常新鲜和美味的 And also we have a very fresh and delicious
战争权力法解释 War Powers Act interpretation
赋予行政部门广泛的权力 which gives the executive branch broad powers
攻击国家或人民 to attack nations or people
它认为仍然可能构成威胁的人 who it deems still possibly a threat
我们有一个事实 在统一执行理论下 We have the fact that under the unitary executive theory,
如果总统做了什么 if the president does anything,
它必须是合法的 it must be legal
这当然意味着你可以做任何你想做的事 Which of course means you can do whatever the fuck you want
先生们 So gentlemen,
你想要哪个 which would you like
嗯我们会 呃 我们会把它们都给你的 Hmm We'll uh we'll have them all
很好的选择 Excellent choice
谢谢您 Thank you
听着 迪克 我们一直在工作 Look Dick uh we've been working
有了这些焦点小组和广告主管 with these focus groups and advertising executives
试图出卖反恐战争 to try and sell the War on Terror
我重申一下 我们仍在录音 I'll reiterate we are still being recorded,
可能还有客户 也可能没有客户 and there still may or may not be clients
在双向后视镜后面 back behind the two-way mirrors
这些人很聪明 These guys are pretty sharp
继续 Go on
有个问题 There's a problem
结果表明 人们很困惑 The results show that people are confused
你们都支持总统 You all support the president,
你讨厌恐怖主义 但你还是很困惑 you hate terrorism yet you're still confused
你能告诉我为什么有人 Can you tell me why Anybody
难道我们不需要让奥萨马·本·拉登来吗他做到了 Don't we have to just get Osama bin Laden He did it
所以他们为什么称之为一场战争 So why are they calling it a war A war with who
好的 谢谢马克 Okay thank you Mark
嗯 茉莉花请跳进来 Uh Jasmine jump in please
我不知道这个基地组织是什么 I don't get what this Al-Qaeda is
他们是一个国家吗 为什么我们不能轰炸他们呢 Are they a country like why can't we just bomb them
真有趣 That's really interesting
嗯 还有人对基地组织是什么感到困惑吗 Um is anybody else confused about what Al-Qaeda is
请举手 Show of hands please
一二三四五六七 One two three four five six seven
你们太多了赖特 That's a lot of you Right
会不会不那么混乱呢 Would it be less confusing
如果是一个国家 if it was a country
该死的 Damn right
我气得要命 I'm angry as hell
我们得搞砸别人 We've gotta fuck someone up
知道了作记号 Got it Mark
马克的感情真的很强烈我很感兴趣 Really strong feelings coming from Mark I'm interested
其他人也有同样的感受或同意吗 Does anybody else feel the same or agree
他们知道我们在打仗 但是 They understand we're at war but
他们不知道反对谁 they don't know against who
他们想要一个国家 They want a country
更干净更简单 It's cleaner simpler
这当然会在法律上帮助我们 That would certainly help us legally
嗯 Hmm Well
看来是时候占领伊拉克了 looks like it's time to take Iraq
这是该死的时间 It is about goddamn time
它被称为特别计划办公室 It's called the Office of Special Plans
特内特还不够认真 Tenet is not yet serious enough
关于萨达姆的威胁 about the threat that Saddam poses
全球反恐战争 to the global war on terror
但我可以向你保证 But I can promise you
这个情报小组将会是 that this intelligence group will be
沃尔夫 我有东西 Wolfie I got something
卡车变速箱 Truck transmissions
如果有一头驴屁股上带着收音机 If there's a donkey with a radio up his ass,
我想知道它在传输什么 I wanna know what it's transmitting
我认为这是个好主意 I think that's an excellent idea
我一直想把那个该死的萨达姆弄下来 I've been wantin' to take that motherfucker Saddam down
很长一段时间隐马尔可夫模型 for a long time Hmm
这是一份报告说穆罕默德·阿塔 Here's a report that says Mohamed Atta,
9-11劫机者之一 one of the 9-11 hijackers,
可能在布拉格见过一个伊拉克间谍 may have met with an Iraqi spy in Prague
这是一个非常有力的声明 It's a really strong statement
有人同意这个说法吗 Does anybody agree with that statement
等一下我们不能只轰炸人 Wait a minute We can't just bomb people
哦 拜托是的 Oh please Yeah no
来自捷克情报局 It's from Czech intelligence,
他们质疑它的可信度 and they question its credibility
我去过布拉格他们质疑一切 I've been to Prague They question everything
谁想成为匿名来源 Who wants to be an anonymous source
确保你按照这个短语工作 Make sure you work in the phrase,
“我们不希望吸烟枪变成蘑菇云” "We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud"
焦点集中在屋顶上 That focus-grouped through the roof
总有不确定性 There will always be uncertainty
他将在何时获得核武器 about when he will acquire nuclear weapons
但我们不想要那把吸烟枪 But we don't want the smoking gun
成为蘑菇云 to be a mushroom cloud
有吸烟枪或蘑菇云 There is a smoking gun or a mushroom cloud
我们等得太久了简单地说 we have waited too long Simply stated,
毫无疑问 萨达姆·侯赛因 there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein
现在有大规模杀伤性武器 now has weapons of mass destruction
我们得除掉这个独裁者 We gotta get rid of this dictator
他有炭疽 他有所有这些武器 He's got anthrax he's got all these weapons
毫无疑问 他是在积累他们 There is no doubt he is amassing them
用它们对付我们的朋友 to use them against our friends,
反对我们的盟友 反对我们 against our allies and against us
何时而非何时 When and not if but when
萨达姆制造和使用核武器 Saddam creates and uses nuclear weapons,
我们要告诉美国人民什么 what will we tell the American people
萨达姆·侯赛因将继续提高他的能力 Saddam Hussein will continue to increase his capacity
发动生化战争 to wage biological and chemical warfare
你好 惠萨普 Hello Whassup
为了证明我们会为我们所知道的正确而努力 To show that we will stand up for what we know to be right,
证明我们将面对暴政 to show that we will confront the tyrannies
独裁和恐怖分子 and dictatorships and terrorists
把我们的生活方式置于危险之中 who put our way of life at risk
赢得联合国第二项决议 of winning a second UN resolution
授权对伊战争 authorizing war against Iraq
所以今晚布什总统 So tonight President Bush
以及被压迫人民的希望 and the hopes of an oppressed people
部落已经发言了 The tribe has spoken
对入侵伊拉克的投票 Polling for an invasion of Iraq
是53% is at 53 percent
焦点小组向人们展示 Focus groups show people
仍然不确定连接 still aren't sure about a connection
在萨达姆和基地组织之间 between Saddam and Al-Qaeda
法国和德国都说过 And France and Germany have both said
他们不会加入我们的联盟 that they will not join our coalition
以色列也不会 And neither will Israel
阿里尔和我和康迪一起去了长城 Ariel and I we went to the Wall together with Condi
我们一起祈祷 We-we prayed together
以色列是我们最亲密的盟友之一 Israel's one of our closest allies
他们说入侵伊拉克会 They said an invasion of Iraq would
破坏地区稳定先生 destabilize the region sir,
他们不相信萨达姆是一个直接的威胁 and that they don't believe Saddam is an immediate threat
那不好 That's not good
我真的想要一个强有力的联盟来支持这一点 I really want a strong coalition for this
我有个主意 I have an idea
鲍威尔部长是 Secretary Powell has the highest
我们所有人的可信评级 trustworthy ratings of all of us
如果他给联合国一个地址呢 What if he gave an address to the UN
以及美国人民 and the American people
把这个推过终点线 to push this over the finish line
卡尔 我一直很有声音 Karl I have been very vocal,
我对入侵伊拉克持保留意见 very vocal about my reservations about invading Iraq
哦 科林 你真是个神经质的内莉 Oh Colin you're such a nervous Nellie
我们说的是入侵一个忧虑疣 We are talking about invading A worry wart
主权国家主权国家 a sovereign nation Sovereign nation
唐没有任何挑衅别给我那个 without any provocation Don Don't give me that
唐是一个主权国家 It is a sovereign nation Don
以任何形式或形式你错了 in any way shape or form You're wrong
退出策略是什么 What's the exit strategy
那情报呢 What what about the intelligence
情报对你的退出策略有什么影响吗哦 拜托 Does the intelligence matter to you at all The exit strategy Oh please
你弄坏了你买的你知道你错了 You break it you bought it You know you're wrong
你弄坏了你买的你真是个胆小鬼 You break it you bought it You're a chicken-shit
好的嘿嘿嘿好吧 All right Hey hey hey all right
何浩浩 Ho-ho-ho-ho
让我们慢一点 Let-let's slow down
够了 伙计们 That's enough of that you guys
你还好吗 Well are you
不管萨达姆会不会倒下 gonna take Saddam down or not
你是总统 You are the president
战争是属于你的 War is yours
不是联合国 不是联合国 Not the UN not some coalition
不共享权力 Do not share powers
只有你一个人 that are yours alone
乔治确保鲍威尔看到了情报 George make sure Powell sees the intelligence
是的 先生 Yes sir
科林 我要你做演讲 Colin I want you to make that speech
我是总统 我希望这件事发生 I'm president and I want this to happen
是的 先生是的 先生 Yes sir Yes sir
是的 先生 Yes sir
我期待着得到关于这一情报的简报 I look forward to being briefed on that intelligence
另一方面 我收到了一份可信的报告 On another note I've been handed a credible report
伊拉克东北部的一个小的恐怖主义飞地 of a small terrorist enclave in North Eastern Iraq
如果我们要入侵 If we're gonna invade,
我们建议以前把它拿出来 we suggest taking it out before
放手吧 乔治我们有更大的鱼要炸 Let it go George We have bigger fish to fry
让我看看那个情报 Let me see that intelligence
当然 Of course
那份机密文件 That classified document
描述了一个名叫阿布·穆萨布·扎卡维的恐怖分子 described a terrorist named Abu Musab Al-Zarqawi
一开始是个毒贩和皮条客 who had started as a drug dealer and pimp
在完全激进主义之前 before becoming fully radicalized
在约旦监狱里 in a Jordanian prison
扎卡维去阿富汗会见本拉登 Zarqawi went to meet bin Laden in Afghanistan
他有没有见过基地组织 Did he or did he not meet with Al-Qaeda
但是扎卡维发誓要杀死所有什叶派穆斯林 But Zarqawi had vowed to kill all Shia Muslims,
本拉登的母亲是什叶派 and bin Laden's mother was Shia
所以会议进行得不顺利 So the meeting didn't go over well
他们没有业务联系 They had no operational contact
泔水 Hogwash
拉里 你看过这个演讲吗 Larry have you seen this speech
是的 先生它很瘦 Yes sir It's bone-thin
我在那里看到了至少五块被推翻的情报 I saw at least five pieces of disproved intel in there
是谁写的 Who wrote it
他们说是总统 They said it was the president,
但我想你能猜出是谁写的 but I think you can guess who really wrote it
好吧 没必要喊拉里 Well there's no need to yell Larry
是的 我们回顾了演讲 Yeah well we reviewed the speech,
我们做了一些笔记 we gave some notes
鲍威尔真的一窍不通 是吗 Powell really doesn't have a clue does he
美国入侵阿富汗后 After the US invaded Afghanistan,
扎卡维在伊拉克开设了商店 Zarqawi set up shop in Iraq
这是切尼唯一的联系 It was the only connection Cheney had
在基地组织和伊拉克之间 between Al-Qaeda and Iraq
安理会现在将开始 The Security Council will now begin
审议议程第二项 its consideration of item two of the agend
我现在打电话给尊贵的 I call now on the distinguished
国务卿 Secretary of State
美利坚合众国 of the United States of America,
尊敬的科林·鲍威尔先生 His Excellency Mr Colin Powell
我今天的目的是和你分享 My purpose here today is to share with you
美国知道什么 what the United States knows
关于伊拉克的大规模杀伤性武器 about Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
以及伊拉克参与恐怖主义 as well as Iraq's involvement in terrorism
今天的伊拉克拥有一个致命的恐怖主义网络 Iraq today harbors a deadly terrorist network
由阿布·穆萨布·扎卡维领导 headed by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
合伙人和合作者 an associate and collaborator
数百万美国人看到了鲍威尔在联合国的讲话 Powell's UN address was seen by millions of Americans,
但其他人也在观看 but other people were watching as well
奥萨马·本·拉登的合作者 Collaborator of Osama bin Laden
以及他的基地组织副手 and his Al-Qaeda lieutenants
扎卡维的活动并不局限于 Zarqawi's activities are not confined
美国伟大的将军 The great general of America
一遍又一遍地说出他的名字 saying his name over and over again
立刻使扎卡维成为明星 immediately made Zarqawi a star
留在伊拉克首都 Staying in the capital of Iraq
真主最伟大 Allahu Akbar
不到一天 他就躲藏起来了 Within a day he had gone into hiding
阿拉胡阿克巴 Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar
但这些否认根本不可信 but these denials are simply not credible
他们根本不可信 They are simply not credible
基地组织的消息告诉我们 An Al-Qaeda source tells us that
萨达姆和本拉登达成共识 Saddam and bin Laden reached an understanding
基地组织将不再 that Al-Qaeda would no longer
支持针对巴格达的活动 support activities against Baghdad
当我们入侵伊拉克时 By the time we invaded Iraq,
70%的美国人认为 70 percent of Americans thought
萨达姆·侯赛因参与了9-11事件 that Saddam Hussein was involved in 9-11
后来 科林·鲍威尔会给演讲打电话 Later Colin Powell would call the speech
他一生中最痛苦的时刻 the most painful moment of his life
谢谢您 先生 Thank you sir
贾斯汀说得对吗 And what was it Justin right
她现在可以买她的专辑了 妈妈 She can buy her album now Mom
获胜的女孩叫什么名字 What was the girl's name that won
不 凯莉然后是贾斯汀去年 No Kelly And then Justin Last year
你在说什么 What are you talking about
我们说的是美国偶像爸爸 We're talking about American Idol Dad
那是什么 What is that
我们看着它你已经看过了 We watched it You've seen it
你看过 我在你旁边看过 You've seen it I've watched it next to you
唱歌和卑鄙的法官 The singing and the mean judge and the
我不喜欢那样 I don't like that
你喜欢的卑鄙的英国法官 The mean British judge You liked it
你喜欢卑鄙的英国人哦我喜欢他 You liked the mean British Oh I like him
是的你 Yeah you
你知道如何阻止鱼的嗅觉吗 Do you know how to stop a fish from smelling
非常合适 Very appropriate
这不是一个很糟糕的笑话 That's not a That's a terrible joke
我还没完成呢 Well I didn't finish it yet
我是指所有人 I mean everybody
你割下了它的鼻子 You cut off its nose
等什么 Wait what
我知道格蕾丝 请捂住耳朵 I know Grace cover your ears please
干杯 亲爱的干杯哦 天哪 Cheers honey Cheers Oh my gosh
我们不是不 我们不是 We're not No we're not
我们不会再看了 We're not revisiting
你父亲丰富多彩的谈话 your father's colorful conversations
我们就说你爸爸 Let's just say that your dad
又一次 Again another,
崩解 disintegrating
提示器对你可见吗 Is the prompter visible for you
是的 是的再靠近一点是啊 Yeah yeah Bring it a little closer Yeah
我的头发怎么样 How's my hair All right
看起来不错领带 Looks good Tie
我们五岁 四岁 三岁 And we are five four three
我的同胞们 在这个时候 My fellow citizens at this hour,
美国和联合部队 American and coalition forces
处于军事行动的早期阶段 are in the early stages of military operations
解除伊拉克武装 解放伊拉克人民 to disarm Iraq to free its people
保护世界免遭严重危险 and to defend the world from grave danger
在我的命令下 联军开始进攻 On my orders coalition forces have begun striking
选定的军事重要目标 selected targets of military importance
破坏萨达姆·侯赛因的能力 to undermine Saddam Hussein's ability
发动战争 to wage war
这些都是未来的开始阶段 These are opening stages of what will be
广泛而协调一致的运动 a broad and concerted campaign
所有美国武装部队的男女军人 To all the men and women of the United States Armed Forces
现在在中东 now in the Middle East,
动荡世界的和平 the peace of a troubled world
以及被压迫人民的希望 and the hopes of an oppressed people
伙计们过来二点 Guys over here Two o'clock
联系两百码 Contact two hundred yards
白宫的声明 This statement from the White House,
布什总统认为这是一个历史性的时刻 President Bush regards this as an historic moment
电视节目中的场景 The scenes on television show
对自由的渴望是无法抑制的 the thirst for freedom is unquenchable
前锋1 L-S-O Striker One L-S-O,
你可以降落了 You are clear to land
美国美利坚合众国 USA USA USA
好工作 Good work
你好嗯 Hi Um
他们好像一直在运送人和设备 It seems like they've been shipping men and equipment
从阿富汗到伊拉克 out of Afghanistan into Iraq,
现在 我们有点不确定 and at the moment we're a little unsure
发生了什么事 of what's going on
我不想让你担心我 I don't want you to worry about me
伊拉克的主要作战行动已经结束 Major combat operations in Iraq have ended
在伊拉克战争中 In the battle of Iraq,
美国和我们的盟国取得了胜利 the United States and our allies have prevailed
我们担心哈里伯顿KBR We have concerns over Halliburton KBR's
计费实践 billing practices
正如你所知 他们收到的没有投标合同 As you know the no-bid contracts they received
相当大 现在 were quite sizable and now
我们不担心 是吗 Well we're not concerned are we
一点也不 Not at all
国防部长和副总统 The secretary of defense and the vice president
只是说他们不关心 just said they're not concerned
现在我们能谈谈伊朗吗 Now can we please talk about Iran
直到今天 迪克·切尼从未道歉 To this day Dick Cheney has never apologized
为了这次事件 for this incident
耶稣迪克 Jesus Dick
但其他人做到了哦 该死 But someone else did Oh hell
我和我的家人非常抱歉 My family and I are deeply sorry
为了切尼副总统 for all that Vice President Cheney
他的家人不得不经历 and his family have had to go through
过去的一周 this past week
我们向他们表达我们的爱和尊重 We send our love and respect to them
我们希望他能继续来德克萨斯 And we hope that he will continue to come to Texas
寻求他应得的放松 and seek the relaxation that he deserves
所以这个 So this uh
乔·威尔逊混蛋 Joe Wilson asshole
在质疑我们的情报 is questioning our intelligence
在纽约时报上 in the New York Times
他妻子叫什么名字 What's his wife's name again
瓦莱丽·普莱姆 Valerie Plame
我确认了她是中情局的卧底 I confirmed it She's undercover CIA
把它漏掉 Leak it
好吧 Okay okay
好像他们不关心他们的狗 伙计 Like they don't care about their dogs man
我是说他们开枪了他们让他们在野外游荡 I mean they shoot 'em They let 'em roam wild
什么样的人不爱狗 What kinda man don't love a dog
印度人喜欢牛 People in India love cows
他们看着我们 They look at us
我们如何对待奶牛和思考同样的事情 and how we treat cows and think the same thing
奶牛所有应有的尊重 Cows All due respect
听起来像是自由主义的胡说八道 that sounds like some liberal ass-scratchin' bullshit
琳达 Linda
看看这个垃圾 Look at this crap
该死的 God damn it
你好 Don Hello Don
报告说扎卡维 That report says Zarqawi,
跟我们谈了几个月的扎卡维一样 the same fucking Zarqawi we talked up for months,
目前正在伊拉克领导一场大规模叛乱 is now leading a major insurgence in Iraq
这意味着这是因为我们说服了他 And the implication is it's because we talked him up
波图斯看到这个了吗 Has POTUS seen this
不不不 No no no
我在它穿过走廊之前截获了它 I I intercepted it before it got across the hallway
也就是说 这是由分析师产生的 And this is this is generated by an analyst
给我信条 Get me Tenet
这里停 This stops here
扎卡维 Abu Musab al-Zarqawi
从鲍威尔的联合国演讲中夺走了他的名声 had taken his fame from Powell's UN speech
把它变成了他自己的新东西 and turned it into his own new thing
伊拉克伊斯兰国和黎凡特 The Islamic State of Iraq and Levant
或者ISIS or ISIS
因为那个情报发现了自己 And because that intelligence somehow found itself
在一堆文件的底部 on the bottom of a stack of papers
扎卡维度过了一整年 Zarqawi had a whole year
他想干什么就干什么 to just do whatever the hell he wanted
他想要什么 And what he wanted
是屠杀 was carnage
什叶派对逊尼派 Shia versus Sunni
西方对伊斯兰教 The West versus Islam
死亡与生命的较量 And death versus life
除此之外 And on top of that,
美军找不到任何大规模杀伤性武器 US forces couldn't find any WMDs
或者伊拉克的核计划 or nuclear programs in Iraq
结果萨达姆和他的儿子们 Turns out that Saddam and his sons
最喜欢可卡因 mostly liked cocaine
以及80年代的美国电影 and American movies from the '80s
副总统迪克·切尼 Vice President Dick Cheney
被瓦莱丽·普拉姆起诉 is being sued by Valerie Plame
还有她的丈夫约瑟夫·威尔逊 and her husband Joseph Wilson
白宫宣布 The White House announced
四位内阁成员辞职 four cabinet resignations
包括国务卿科林·鲍威尔 including that of Secretary of State Colin Powell
家伙 Dick
我希望没有什么不好的感觉 Look I hope there's no hard feelings
关于我们调查伊拉克无标合同 about us investigating the no-bid Iraq contract
哈里伯顿 for Halliburton
你知道 我只是在做我的工作 You know I'm just doing my job
去你妈的 Go fuck yourself
迪克·切尼从地下室出来 Dick Cheney emerges from the dugout
在第三垒边 on the third base side
在开场白之后有很多能量 There's a lot of energy that follows any opener,
是否是常规赛的开场白 whether it be the opener to the regular season
在这种情况下 开场白 or in this case the home opener
为华盛顿国民 for the Washington Nationals
但是队伍还在不断壮大 埃迪 But there's continued buildup Eddie for this team
因为他们去年的成功 because of the success they had last year
在画一些很好的数字 in drawing some pretty good numbers
迪克·切尼 外面有点矮 Dick Cheney a little bit low and outside
伊拉克战争 现在证明是错误的 Iraq War now proven to be false
有人齐声呼叫 There is a chorus of people calling
副总统迪克·切尼辞职 for Vice President Dick Cheney to step aside and resign
这些问题可能在一段时间内无法解决 These issues may not be resolved for some time
走开 Go away
我向上帝发誓 I swear to God
整个地方都在反对我 this whole place is turning against me
你在哪里我在一个空办公室里 Where are you I'm in an empty office
只是想找条干净的电话线 just trying to get a clean phone line
听着 如果我们能 Listen if we could just get
对伊拉克的空袭 an air bombardment in Iraq,
我想这会说明 I think it would make a statement
它会给我们一些政治掩护 and it would give us some political cover
已经超过Don了 It's over Don
那是什么 What's that
是什么 What is
结束了 It's over
总统要你下台 President wants you to step down
他感谢你的服务 He appreciates your service
唐 Don
嗯 嗯 Well does uh
布什的孩子要我出去还是你 Bush's kid want me out or do you
我不能赢得每一场比赛 唐 I can't win every fight Don
你真是个小混蛋 You are a little piece of shit
真的你怎么变成这么冷酷的狗娘养的 Wow How did you become such a cold son of a bitch
对不起 Don I'm sorry Don
我真的是 I really am
你知道我怎么知道你不是 Well you know how I know you're not
因为我不会 'Cause I wouldn't be
他们会起诉我们的 Think they'll prosecute us
那么好吧 Okay then
我是巴拉克·侯赛因·奥巴马 庄严宣誓 I Barack Hussein Obama do solemnly swear
我将执行办公室 That I will execute the office
对美国总统忠心耿耿 of president to the United States faithfully
几年后 Few years later,
迪克的心脏病又发作了 Dick's heart trouble started up again
在没有捐赠者的情况下 And with no donor available,
他终于发现自己在死亡之门前 he finally found himself at death's door
嗯 Well
我希望我有更好的消息 I wish I had I had better news
你的心脏供氧不足 Your heart just isn't pumping enough oxygen
让你的重要器官保持活力 to keep your vital organs alive
我要叫个部长吗 Should I call for a minister
不 不 他哪儿也不去 No no He's not going anywhere
那么好吧 Okay then
Dick Cheney Dick Cheney,
你哪儿也不去 听见了吗 you are not going anywhere do you hear me
你哪儿也不去 You're not going anywhere
这可能是呃 This may be the uh
有一次我 one time I uh,
我做不到 I can't do
你妈妈怎么说女孩 what your mother says girls
我爱你爸爸我爱你 玛丽 I love you Daddy I love you Mary
我爱你 莉齐 I love you Lizzie
我们非常爱你 And we love you so much
我们非常爱你 We love you so much
我的女儿们 My girls
我爱你们女孩 I love you girls
迪克·切尼告诉他的家人他已经准备好了 So Dick Cheney told his family that he was ready to die
他并不害怕 and that he wasn't afraid
他告诉他们他过着充实的生活 He told them he had lived a full life
他没有后悔 and that he had zero regrets
副总统切尼 请交叉双臂 Vice President Cheney cross your arms please
你走吧好的 数到三 There you go Okay on a count of three
One two three 123
他们说我的心可以再给他十年 They say my heart could give him another ten years
切尼不喜欢把它当作别人的心 Cheney doesn't like to refer to it as someone else's heart
他喜欢把它称为他的新心脏 He likes to refer to it as his new heart
即使我死了 我也不得不说 Which even though I'm dead I have to say
还是让我觉得很恶心 still makes me feel pretty shitty
所以当利兹决定竞选时 And so when Liz decided to run for one
怀俄明州的两个参议院席位 of Wyoming's two Senate seats
反对共和党现任总统迈克·恩齐 against Republican incumbent Mike Enzi,
我们的老二就在那里 our Dick was right there
希望看到切尼留下的权力继续存在 to hopefully see the Cheney legacy of power continue
你知道怀俄明州参议员候选人莉斯·切尼吗 Are you aware Wyoming Senate candidate Liz Cheney
支持同性婚姻 supports gay marriage
她姐姐嫁给了另一个女人 Her sister is married to another woman,
利兹·切尼拒绝支持 and Liz Cheney refuses to support
禁止同性婚姻的宪法修正案 a constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage
相反 她含糊其辞 Instead she equivocates,
声称这是美国的权利问题 claiming it's a states rights issue
你不同意怀俄明州应该得到 Don't you agree Wyoming deserves
认为婚姻应该是 a senator who believes marriage should be
在男人和女人之间 between a man and a woman
这些电话传到怀俄明州的每家每户 These calls went to every house in Wyoming
每栋房子 Every single house
我永远不会赢 I will never win
我们该怎么办 What are we gonna do
氧气监测仪稳定 O2 monitor is steady
Liz Cheney今天和我们一起 We're joined here today by Liz Cheney,
他正在怀俄明州竞选参议员 who is running for the Senate from the state of Wyoming
根据一项民意调查 According to one poll,
她落后两位数 she is behind by double digits
欢迎 Welcome
谢谢你让我来这里 克里斯 Thank you for having me here Chris
很高兴和你在一起 Great to be with you
我可以指出 还有其他的投票 And may I point out there are other polls
那让我更亲近了 that have me much closer
你的对手 参议员Mike Enzi Your opponent Senator Mike Enzi,
声称你支持同性婚姻 claims that you support gay marriage
部分原因是因为 in part because
你支持你的同性恋妹妹玛丽和她妻子的结合 you support your gay sister Mary's union with her wife
我觉得她身体很好 I think she's coming off very well
你怎么回应 How do you respond
让我非常清楚 Let me be very very clear
我不支持同性婚姻 I do not support gay marriage
我相信婚姻是男人和女人之间的 I believe that marriage is between a man and a woma
但你一直声称 But you've always claimed
同性婚姻是一个国家问题 gay marriage is a state issue
你的对手声称这是含糊其辞 Your opponent claims this is an equivocation
好吧 我要切除主动脉 All right I'm cutting the aorta
样品碗准备好了吗 Do you have the specimen bowl ready
在球场上 It's on the field
好的这是心脏 All right Here's the heart
妈妈 我知道莉斯不会这么做的 The thing is Mom I know that Liz wouldn't have done
如果你和爸爸不同意的话 any of this if you and Dad didn't approve
所以 So
我不敢相信你会这么做 I can't believe you would do th
我真的认为 I really thought there was a limit to
不 现在你只是歇斯底里 No now you're just being hysterical,
你走这条路的时候我不能和你说话 and I can't talk to you when you get this way
你需要安定下来可以 You need to settle down Okay
你在歇斯底里 You're being hysterical
旁路处于待机状态 Bypass is on standby
是三吗 Is it in three
我就在这儿等 I'll have it waiting right here
好吧 吸一点一些吸力 All right some suction Some suction
该死 Damn
好的我们就快到了 All right We're almost there
爸爸 Dad
呼吸吧 宝贝我爱你 Just breathe baby I love you
病人心率稳定 Patient's heart rate is stable
血压升高 Blood pressure increasing
我要通知家人我应该告诉他们什么 I'm gonna notify the family What should I tell them
告诉他们病人情况良好 Tell them the patient's doing well
可以我们应该在半小时内完成 Okay We should be done in a half-hour
副总裁先生 Mr Vice President
这一定是正确的地方 This must be the right place
对 Yes
你好 玛莎你好 Hello Martha Hi
很高兴认识你快乐 Nice to meet you Pleasure
坐在那里 Have a seat right there
那么 嗯 是我在摄像机上还是 So um is it gonna be just uh me on camera or
主要是你我们再回到我身边 Primarily you We'll cut back to me
埃迪给你们带了个照相机 Eddie's got you with the A camera
我会没事的 I'm just gonna be All right
准备好了 Ready Hmm
三分之二的美国人说 Two-thirds of Americans say
伊拉克战争不值得打 the Iraq War is not worth fighting
他们正在考虑所获得的价值 And they're looking at the value gained
与美国人的生活成本相比 versus the cost in American lives
伊拉克人民的生活 and Iraqi lives
所以 So
所以你不在乎美国人怎么想吗 So don't you care what the American people think
不 呃 我想你 呃 No uh I think you uh,
不能是呃 cannot be uh,
偏离航线 blown off course
我能感觉到你的指责 I can feel your recriminations
你的判断 and your judgment
我很满意 and I am fine with it
你想被爱 去当电影明星吧 You want to be loved go be a movie star
世界就是你找到的 The world is as you find it
你必须面对现实 You gotta deal with that reality
世界上还有怪物 And there are monsters in this world
我们看到3000个无辜的人 We saw 3,000 innocent people
被那些怪物烧死了 burned to death by those monsters
但你反对 And yet you object
当我拒绝 when I refuse
吻那些鬼怪的脸 to kiss those monsters on the cheek
然后说“请漂亮” and say "pretty please"
你回答我这个 You answer me this
你会让什么恐怖袭击继续下去 What terrorist attack would you have let go forward
所以你看起来不像个卑鄙下流的家伙 so you wouldn't seem like a mean and nasty fella
我不会道歉的 I will not apologize
为了保护你家人的安全 for keeping your family safe
我不会道歉的 And I will not apologize
做需要做的事 for doing what needed to be done
所以你的爱人 so that your loved ones
晚上可以安心睡觉 can sleep peaceably at night
是我的荣幸 Has been my honor
做你的仆人 to be your servant
你选择了我 You chose me
我按你的要求做了 and I did what you asked
我喜欢曼哈顿岛 I like the island Manhattan
我知道你知道 I know you do
烟斗上有烟 Smoke on your pipe
并把它放进去 And put that in
我喜欢在美国 I like to be in America
好吧 我在美国 Okay by me in America
在美国一切都是免费的 Everything free in America
在美国要一点钱 For a small fee in America
美国的汽车 Automobile in America
美国铬钢 Chromium steel in America
美国的钢丝辐轮 Wire-spoke wheel in America
在美国很重要 Very big deal in America
移民去美国 Immigrant goes to America
在美国有很多地狱 Many hellos in America
在美国没人知道 Nobody knows in America
美国的墙对墙地板 Wall-to-wall floors in America
我喜欢美国的海岸 I like the shores of America
舒适在美国属于你 Comfort is yours in America
美国门上的旋钮 Knobs on the doors in America
美国的墙对墙地板 Wall-to-wall floors in America
抱歉打断一下 马克想要 Sorry to interrupt But Mark wanted
和大家分享一些东西 to share something with everyone
整部电影都让我心烦 Something's been bothering me this whole movie,
我就想出来了 and I just figured it out
一切都很自由 The whole thing's liberal
这是一种自由主义偏见 It's got a liberal bias
有趣其他人有这种感觉吗 Interesting Does anyone else feel that way
一二三四个人是的 继续吧 One two three four people Yeah go ahead
都是事实赖特 It's all facts Right
我的意思是他们必须和律师一起审查这一切这是怎么做到的 I mean they had to vet all this with a lawyer How does that make it
你说的自由派是什么 What's liberal about that You would say that lib-tard
好的 对不起 Okay I'm sorry
因为我有能力了解事实 So because I have the ability to understand facts,
这使我成为一个自由主义者 that makes me a liberal
好了 伙计们 我们把它拿下来 Okay guys let's just take it down
你可能喜欢希拉里 You probably like Hillary
让我们把它降一级或两级好了 白痴 Let's take it down a notch or two okay Idiot
好吧 首先 希拉里不是总统可以 Okay first of all Hillary's not president Okay
你雇佣的橙色奶酪 The-the-the orange Cheeto that you hired
总统是在毁灭国家吗 is the president and he's ruining the country
特朗普是这个国家最好的东西 Trump is the best thing in this country
你这小鸡屎 You chicken-shit
约翰现在请进 John Now come in please
嘿 伙计们 来吧 Hey guys come on
伙计们 停下把它关掉 Guys Guys Stop it Knock it off
我迫不及待地想看这部新的电影 I can't wait to see the new Fast and the Furious movie
看起来很亮 That looks lit