FRANKIE：每个人都喜欢周末 FRANKIE: Everybody loves the weekend.
这是一个放松和放松的时间 It's a time to relax and unwind.
除非你是我。 Unless you're me.
我在跑腿。 I'm running errands.
我的优惠券在哪里？ Where are my coupons?
就在我的单子旁边。我的单子呢？ They were right here next to my list. Where's my list?
弗兰基：然后是时候做所有的垃圾 你没有完成的其他五天。 FRANKIE: Then it's a time to do all the crap you didn't get done the other five days.
妈妈，你能带我，卡莉和香农去看电影吗？ Mom, can you take me, Carly, and Shannon to the movies?
我已经忙不过来了。别的妈妈就不能做吗？ I'm already swamped. Can't one of the other moms do it?
香农的妈妈来接电话了，卡莉的妈妈只能待在沙发上… Shannon's mom is picking up, Carly's mom has to stay on the couch...
．．．因为卡莉的爸爸把她的脚撞到车门上了。 ...for a week because Carly's dad slammed her foot in car door.
幸运的。 Lucky.
爸爸，你能带我们去吗？ Dad, can you take us?
我得去趟五金店。这是相反的方向。 I have to go to hardware store. That's in the opposite direction.
而且我也不想。 Plus I don't really want to.
足球。以后。 Football. Later.
哦,妳。你能放下我吗？ Oh, Axl. Will you drop me?
——什么?-你有什么… - What? - What you got...
．．．在你的上唇？-那是土吗？ ...on your upper lip there? - Is that dirt?
它的头发。橄榄球队所有的小伙子都在为季后赛留胡子。 It's hair. All the guys on the football team are growing beards for the playoffs.
-你在干什么？-太搞笑了，爸爸 - And what're you doing? - Oh, hilarious, Dad.
仅供参考，这是两天前的。 For your FYI, this is only two days old.
据beardguru说。com，我在展示… According to beardguru. com, I'm showing...
．．．比我这个年龄的平均头发长得多。 ...above average hair growth for my age.
我觉得它看起来很棒，阿克塞尔。完全男子气概。 I think it looks great, Axl. Totally manly.
五。 Five it.
你能载我去…吗？ So will you give me a ride to...?
爸爸，你今天看起来也很有男子气概。 Dad, and you also are looking very manly today.
(叹息) [SIGHS]
快上车。 Get in the car.
(尖叫) [SCREAMS]
布里克，你知道该怎么做。 Brick, you know the drill.
吃一些让人发胖的东西和减肥汽水…… Grab something fattening and diet sodas...
．．．我们上路吧。 ...let's hit the road.
我不去了。 I'm not going.
——什么?-对不起，妈妈，我做不到。 - What? - Sorry, Mom, I can't do it.
每次你有任务的时候，你就会说：“上车，布里克…… Every time you have an errand it's, "Get in the car, Brick...
．．．吃点零食吧，布里克。”我不会再做你的贵宾犬了。我完成了。 ...get a snack, Brick." I'm not gonna be your poodle anymore. I'm done.
[低语]不再是贵宾犬了。我完成了。 [WHISPERING] Poodle anymore. I'm done.
哦，别这样。帮我跑腿真的那么糟糕吗？ Oh, come on. Is running a few errands with me really that bad?
好吧，为了苏的草原项目？薄荷色还是蓝绿色？薄荷色还是蓝绿色？ Okay, for Sue's prairie project? Mint or teal? Mint or teal?
哪个能让我们更快离开这里？ Which one gets us out of here faster?
哦,残余。 Oh, remnants.
那么，你觉得呢？ So, what do you think?
奉承?还是没有那么多？ Flattering? Or not so much?
我喜欢它。 I love it.
好了，我们要回家了。 Okay, we're heading home.
波拉:弗兰基。 PAULA: Frankie.
嘿,宝拉。派对之后我就没见过你了。 Hey, Paula. I haven't seen you since the party.
你知道你走后发生了什么吗？ Did you hear what happened after you left?
这是一个很长很疯狂的故事。 It's a long, crazy story.
-你有时间吗？——确定。 - Have you got a minute? - Sure.
你知道我们楼下有个化妆室吗？ You know how we have that powder room downstairs?
巴恩斯太太… Well, Mrs. Barnes...
我能说什么呢，布里克？ Well, what can I say, Brick?
我们的保姆放假一天。 Our staff of nannies has the day off...
．．．所以除非你有更好的主意，恐怕你只能跟着我了。 ...so unless you got a better idea, I'm afraid you're stuck with me.
但你可以做我的优惠券队长。 But you can be my Coupon Captain.
事实上，我有个更好的主意。 Actually, I do have a better idea.
我想一个人待在家里。 I wanna stay home alone.
哦。是啊，那是不可能的。你太年轻了。 Oh. Yeah, that's not happening. You're too young.
我已经大到可以在试衣间里勾你的胸罩了。 Oh, I was old enough to hook your bra in the dressing room.
-[低语]勾起你的…-好的，知道了。 - [WHISPERING] Hook your... - All right, got it.
天啊，如果跟我一起去这么可怕… Well, gosh, if it's so horrible to come with me...
．．．也许你宁愿在伊迪姨妈和金妮姨妈家度过下午。 ...maybe you'd rather spend afternoon at Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's.
（以正常的声音）那太好了。 [IN NORMAL VOICE] That'd be great.
会吗?因为伊迪姨妈的腿又水肿了。 Would it? Because Aunt Edie has the edema in her leg again.
它肿得像个西瓜那么大。你不能对它做出反应…… And it's swollen up to the size of a watermelon. You can't react to it...
．．．否则你会伤害她的感情。 ...or you'll really hurt her feelings.
来吧。 Bring it on.
——真的吗?-是的。 - Really? - Yeah.
他喜欢阿米莉亚？但她刚搬来这里。 He likes Amelia? But she just moved here.
他们彼此几乎不认识。 They hardly know each other.
哦，她不喜欢他。她在利用他报复茱莉亚 Oh, she doesn't like him back. She's using him to get back at Julia...
．．．因为她是个背后捅刀子的人。 ...because she's a backstabber.
-香农，你发短信真快。——谢谢。 - Wow, Shannon, you text really fast. - Thanks.
你不发短信吗？ Don't you text?
这是我妈妈的旧手机。 Uh, well, this is my mom's old phone.
这行不通。 It doesn't work.
我只是把它当时钟用。 I just use it as a clock.
[咯咯笑然后倒吸一口气] [CHUCKLES THEN GASPS]
斯宾塞。 It's Spencer.
(女孩尖叫) [GIRLS SCREAMING]
好吧。我们都在同一辆车里。 Okay. We're all in the same car.
让我们用室内的尖叫声。 Let's use our indoor screams.
他跟格雷格和布兰登在一起。他们会在电影院见我们。 He's with Greg and Brandon. They gonna meet us at the movie.
(女孩尖叫) [GIRLS SCREAMING]
等一下。你从没说过会有男生。 Whoa, hang on. You never said there's gonna be boys there.
你妈妈知道这件事吗？ Does your mom know about this?
爸爸，这只是一部电影。 Dad, it's just a movie.
电影不只是给男孩看的。 Well, movies aren't just movies for boys.
就是又大又黑的房间，里面都是女孩。 They're big, dark rooms with girls in them.
不会有事的。你不相信我们吗? Nothing's gonna happen. Don't you trust us?
怎么啦？我听说这是一部好电影。 What? I hear this is a good movie.
弗兰克：所以迈克在那里 留意麻烦。 FRANKIE: So Mike was there to keep an eye out for trouble.
但他很快意识到真正的威胁不是来自男孩们 But he soon realized the real threat wasn't from the boys.
你的牙套里有小熊软糖。 You have Gummy Bear in your braces.
我该怎么办?哈哈。 I do? Ha, ha.
出去了吗？现在它出来了吗？ Is it out? Now is it out?
你应该去洗手间检查一下。 You should go to bathroom and check.
-好的，有人要来吗？-我会的。 - Okay, anyone wanna come? - I will.
哦，一定要这样吗？我真的不擅长占座位。 Oh, do you have to? I'm really bad at saving seats.
好吧。我马上就回来。 Okay. Be back in a flash.
其实我很擅长节省座位。 I'm actually really good at saving seats.
我只是想和你谈谈，可以吗？ I just wanted to talk to you for a sec, if that's cool?
——确定。-你和苏关系很好，对吧？ - Sure. - You and Sue are really close, right?
她就像我最好的朋友。 Duh, she's like my best friend.
-所以我才需要你的帮助。——好的。 - That's why I need your help. - Okay.
我周六晚上有个睡衣派对… I'm having this slumber party on Saturday night...
．．．你被邀请了。-是吗？ ...and you're invited. - I am?
我真的认为我们不应该对苏说这件事。 I really don't think we should say anything to Sue about it.
那她怎么知道要来呢？ Then how will she know to come?
她不会。这对我来说太难了，因为我很想邀请她…… She won't. This is so hard for me because I would love to invite her...
．．．因为她很贴心，但是… ...because she's so sweet but...
．．．我只是担心如果我去了，她会觉得不舒服。 ...I'm just worried that if I do she might feel uncomfortable there.
那里会有很多摔跤选手…… There's just gonna be a lot of Wrestlerettes there...
．．．我不想让别人取笑她 ...and I don't want people to make fun of her.
我只是对感觉超级敏感。 I'm just super-sensitive about feelings.
-嗨。-你在干什么？ - Hey. - What are you doing?
你知道你吃的食物是怎么神奇地出现在橱柜里的吗？ You know how all that food you eat magically appears in the cupboards?
好吧，这是一个幕后的过程。 Well, this is a behind-the-scenes look at that process.
是。 Yes.
教练说乳制品促进胡须生长。 Coach says dairy promotes beard growth.
奶酪是奶制品，对吧？ Cheese is dairy, right?
你和阿姨们下午过得怎么样，布里克？ So how was your afternoon with the aunts, Brick?
令人愉快的。 Delightful.
[在电视上用西班牙语讲话的人] [MAN SPEAKING IN SPANISH ON TV]
[女人在电视上笑] [WOMAN CHUCKLES ON TV]
(咳嗽) [COUGHS]
太可怕了。为什么我不能一个人待在家里？ It was horrible. Why can't I stay home alone?
我刚满9岁。九,妈妈。 I just turned 9. Nine, Mom.
我长大了。我耙过树叶，还系过鞋带。 I'm growing up. I've raked leaves and I've got that shoe-tying thing down.
对不起，布里克。你还不够大。 I'm sorry, Brick. You're not old enough.
如果这能让你好受点，我没有让阿克塞尔和苏… If it makes you feel better, I didn't let Axl and Sue...
．．．在你这个年纪呆在家里。 ...stay home at your age.
我比他们聪明，你知道的。 I'm smarter than them and you know it.
你不在场。我从来没见过这样的事。 You weren't there. I've never seen anything like it.
那女孩就像邦德里的反派。 The girl was like a Bond villain.
她说的话看起来很好听，但其实不然。他们是邪恶的。 She says words that seem nice, but they're not. They're evil.
我们说的是香农吗？ Is this Shannon we're talking about?
是的,香农。 Yeah, Shannon.
哦，我很担心她。我以为她是个坏消息。 Oh, I was worried about her. I thought she might be bad news.
你想得对。她要和卡莉一起过夜了。 You thought right. She's moving in on Carly with this sleepover business.
-你知道苏喜欢在别人家过夜。-可怜的苏。 - You know how Sue loves a sleepover. - Oh, poor Sue.
-我知道。那你打算怎么办？——什么都没有。 - I know. So what're you gonna do? - Nothing.
没有什么? Nothing?
你想让我怎么做？ What do you expect me to do?
不管你怎么做。我不知道，这不是我的领域。 Whatever you do about this. I don't know, this isn't my area.
迈克，你不觉得我难受吗？我感觉糟透了。 Mike, you don't think I feel horrible? I feel horrible.
但我无能为力。 But there's nothing I can do.
你立即行动起来，组织了一场写信运动…… You leapt into action and organized a letter-writing campaign...
．．．当他们不再做你喜欢的饼干时。 ...when they stopped making cookies you like.
我们的女儿就要受伤了，你什么都不做吗？ Our daughter's about to get hurt, you're gonna do nothing?
迈克，这可是初中女生的闹剧。 Mike, this is junior-high girl drama we're talking about here.
这是一个雷区。你不能就这么走进去… It's a minefield. You can't just go stomping in there...
．．．不然你的腿会被炸掉的。 ...or you'll get your legs blown off.
女孩什么时候变成这样的？ When did girls get like this?
我觉得女孩子都很好。 I thought girls were nice.
女孩们对彼此都很可怕。你怎么可能不知道？ Girls are horrible to each other. How can you not know that?
以前从没开车送他们去看电影。 Never driven them to the movies before.
-所以女生就是这样吗？——是的。 - So this is just how girls are? - Yep.
-我们什么都做不了吗？——没有。 - And there's nothing we can do? - No.
残酷的。 Brutal.
我得告诉你，我做女孩活不过十秒钟。 I gotta tell you, I wouldn't last 10 seconds as a girl.
现在你知道我们为什么吃这么多巧克力了吧？ Now you see why we eat so much chocolate?
苏，你多大的时候妈妈让你一个人待在家里？ Sue, how old were you when mom let you stay home alone?
让我们看看。 Let's see.
我八岁时，她两次不小心把我一个人丢下。 She left me alone twice accidentally when I was 8.
然后在我9岁的时候故意的。 And then on purpose when I was 9.
怎么啦？ What?
那不可能是真的。 There's no way that that's true.
如果这是真的，那是因为女孩比男孩成熟得更快。 And if it is true, it's because girls mature faster than boys.
阿克塞尔，你多大的时候妈妈让你一个人待在家里？ Axl, how old were you when mom let you stay home alone?
你不必回答。你不是在受审。 You don't have to answer. You're not on trial.
嗯。让我们看看。嗯… Hmm. Let's see. Uh...
我6岁的时候不小心碰了一下，9岁的时候真的碰了一下。 Well, accidentally when I was 6, then for real when I was about 9.
嘿，别担心。人们只是以不同的速度成熟。 Hey, don't sweat it. People just mature at different rates.
好吧，好吧，好吧。 Well, well, well.
这不是一个有趣的发展吗？ Isn't this an interesting development.
看来我应该像我的兄弟姐妹一样被信任… Seems I should be treated with the same trust as my brother and sister...
．．．他们在我以前来过。 ...who have come before me.
你们不同意吗？ Don't you guys agree?
我认为不应该让你一个人呆在家里，但我同意…… I don't think you should be allowed to stay home alone, but I do agree...
．．．和妈妈在一起真是折磨。 ...it's torture being with Mom.
那么，会是什么呢？ So, what's it gonna be?
我该怎么办？如果我拒绝他，他会认为我不信任他。 What am I supposed to do? If I tell him no, he'll think I don't trust him.
-你不信任他。-当然不是。 - You don't trust him. - Of course not.
你知道他有多分心。 You know how distracted he gets.
还记得上周吗？ Remember last week?
他忘了他在骑自行车。 He forgot he was riding a bike.
跟这孩子在一起永远都不会开心的。 It's never gonna be a good time with this kid.
我们应该撕掉创可贴，期待最好的结果。 We should just rip off the Band-aid and hope for the best.
他今天早上又吃了一块创可贴。 He ate another Band-aid this morning.
是我们的还是他找到的？我不想知道。 One of ours or one he found? I don't wanna know.
我们有更重要的事要做。 We got bigger fish to fry.
看苏在厨房柜台上留下了什么。 Look what Sue left on the kitchen counter.
苏和香农是好朋友。BFF,弗兰基。 Sue and Shannon BFF. BFF, Frankie.
-你什么都做不了。-该死。 - You can't do anything. - Damn it.
FRANKIE：我想我们都发现，给建议比接受建议容易多了 FRANKIE: I think we both discovered that it's way easier giving advice than taking it.
因为第二天… Because the next day...
-嗨，爸爸。-你好，苏。嗨,卡莉。 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, Sue. Hi, Carly.
香农。 Shannon.
我在帮香农和卡莉准备科学考试。 I'm helping Shannon and Carly study for their science test.
哦，你真是太好了，苏。 Oh, that's very nice of you, Sue.
你是一个善良忠诚的朋友。 You're a kind and loyal friend.
忠诚是很重要的。 It's important to be loyal.
谢谢。 Thanks.
谢谢你的帮助。 Thanks for helping us.
苏去年在墨菲先生的课上得了A。 Sue got an A in Mr. Murphy's class last year.
哦，我的天啊。 Oh, my gosh.
墨菲先生的趣事。 Funny story about Mr. Murphy.
他说我可能是他教过的最聪明的学生。 He said I'm probably the smartest student he's ever had.
苏：哦，是吗？哈哈。 SUE: Oh, yeah? Ha, ha.
不好意思，这跟墨菲先生有什么关系？ I'm sorry, how is that a funny story about Mr. Murphy, exactly?
因为这似乎不是关于墨菲先生的，也不好笑。 Because it didn't really seem to be about Mr. Murphy and it wasn't funny.
我错过什么了吗？因为我很想听一个有趣的故事…… Did I miss something? Because I'm all for hearing a funny story...
．．．墨菲先生的事，但那不是原因 ...about Mr. Murphy, but that wasn't it.
我想说的是，我通常是班上最好的…… I was trying to say without bragging that I'm usually top of the class...
．．．但作为摔跤队长，我忙得不可开交。 ...but as Wrestlerette captain, I've been crazy busy.
老师们都说他们不知道我是怎么做到的。 Teachers are saying they don't know how I do it all.
我只是想知道。 I'm just wondering.
这怎么不是吹牛？ How is that not bragging?
你说你不是在吹牛，但你知道什么是吹牛，对吧？ You said you weren't bragging, but you do know what bragging is, right?
也许你应该跳过摔跤选手的练习，试着破解字典。 Maybe you should skip Wrestlerette practice and try cracking a dictionary.
爸爸。 Dad.
怎么啦？只是帮助学习词汇。 What? Just helping with the vocab.
你知道的，以防考试的时候。 You know, in case it's ever on a test.
来吧，我们去我房间学习吧。 Come on, let's go study in my room.
不是你，爸爸。 Not you, Dad.
弗兰基：几天后，我的牛奶用完了，我也找不到借口了 FRANKIE: A few days later, I'd run out of milk and I'd run out of excuses.
布里克，我做了决定。 Brick, I've made a decision.
我得去趟杂货店，我决定… I have to make a quick run to the grocery, and I've decided...
．．．让你一个人待在家里。 ...to let you stay home alone.
好吧。 Okay.
就这些吗? That's it?
这几天你一直缠着我。我以为你会很兴奋。 You've been hounding me about this for days. I thought you'd be excited.
哦，我是。 Oh, I am.
好吧，听着，我24分钟后离开。 All right, listen, I'll be gone exactly 24 minutes.
紧急电话号码在电话旁边。 The emergency numbers are by the phone.
不准付费观看，不准洗澡，不准用刀，不准进阁楼。 No pay-per-view, no baths, no knives, no going in the attic.
有人来敲门，别开门。 Somebody comes to the door, don't answer it.
如果电话响了，你可以接。如果是为了我… If the phone rings, you can answer it. If it's for me...
．．．告诉他们我在另一个房间擦枪，我会打电话给… ...tell them I'm in the other room cleaning my gun and I'll call...
．．．24分钟后回来。明白了吗？ ...back in 24 minutes. You got it?
明白了。再见。 Got it. Bye.
不客气。 You're welcome.
弗兰基：我在担心什么呢？ FRANKIE: What was I worried about?
他所做的就是坐在沙发上 无论如何都要看书 All he does is sit on the couch and read anyway.
一切都会好起来的 Everything was gonna be fine.
如果他没有完成他的书，那就好了 And it would've been fine if he hadn't finished his book.
[垃圾处理机嗡嗡作响] [GARBAGE DISPOSAL WHIRRING]
(啪嗒啪嗒吉他) [STRUMS GUITAR]
他就在那里，就在我离开他的地方 And there he was, right where I left him.
我在担心什么呢？ What was I worried about?
啊!砖。发生了什么事? Aah! Brick. What happened?
[火警鸣响] [FIRE ALARM BEEPING]
砖,什么?啊!砖! Brick, what? Aah! Brick!
哦。 Uh-oh.
“哦”?这就是你能说的？ "Uh-oh"? That's all you can say?
你为什么要用烤箱？ Why were you even using the oven?
你又没告诉我不可以。你说过不准付费观看，不准洗澡，不准… Well, you didn't tell me not to. You said no pay-per-view, no baths, no...
我觉得没必要这么做。这房子里没人用过烤箱。 I didn't think I had to. Nobody in this house ever uses the oven.
所以我用它来放珀尔姨妈的被子。 That's why I use it to store Aunt Pearl's quilt.
我只是想做披萨卷。 I just wanted to make pizza rolls.
微波炉是用来烤披萨卷的。这个烤箱是用来存放大体积物品的。 Microwave is for pizza rolls. The oven is for bulky storage.
这就是我违背直觉的后果。 This is what happens when I go against my instincts.
你再也不能一个人待在家里了。故事结束了。 You are never staying home alone again. End of story.
喂? Hello?
我还需要午餐。 I still need my lunch.
弗兰基：所以当下星期六来临的时候…</i bbb FRANKIE: So when next Saturday rolled around...
<我>…Brick回来了 和我一起骑在马鞍上 ... Brick was back in the saddle with me.
好了，这是我们最后一站了。 All right, this is our last stop.
我们得把车洗了。 We just gotta get the car washed.
——啊。-不要。 - Ugh. - Don't even.
弗兰克：迈克决定要确保即使苏没有被邀请… FRANKIE: Mike was determined to make sure that even if Sue wasn't invited...
<我>…到香农的过夜派对，< i> 她仍然度过了一个特别的夜晚。 ... to Shannon's sleepover, she still had a special night.
我真的很期待我们的电影之夜。 I'm really excited for our movie night.
我真不敢相信你居然想看Eclipse I can't believe you wanted to watch Eclipse.
这有点难以置信。 It is kind of hard to believe.
爸爸，很棒吧？ Dad, pretty awesome, right?
我的脸颊终于贴好了。我现在只需要连接区域。 My cheek patches are finally in. All I need now is my connector area.
我很确定那不是真正的胡子用语。 I'm pretty sure those aren't actual beard terms.
你应该打电话给香农和卡莉，看她们愿不愿意和我们一起看。 You should call Shannon and Carly, see if they wanna watch it with us.
嗯，你知道，他们可能很忙。 Well, you know, they're probably busy.
每个人都有自己的东西。 Each with their own thing.
我只是想让这成为父女之夜。 And I kind of wanted to just keep this a father-daughter night.
真的吗? Really?
(电话响了) [PHONE RINGS]
你好。 Hello.
嗨,香农。 Hi, Shannon.
没什么，就是要和我爸看电影。 Nothing, just about to watch a movie with my dad.
你呢？ How about you?
是的，我有睡袋。 Yeah, I have a sleeping bag.
确定。 Sure.
那是怎么回事？ What was all that about?
香农想借我的睡袋。 Shannon wants to borrow my sleeping bag.
——什么?-她的家人在最后一刻… - What? - Her family's going on a last-minute...
去露营，她爸爸会来接的 ...camping trip, her dad's gonna come pick it up.
你知道吗？不如我自己接手吧？ You know what? How about I take it over myself?
你好吗？迈克见鬼。 How you doing? Mike Heck.
噢,嗨。史蒂夫·肯德里克。你不用带那个的。我本来要去的。 Oh, hi. Steve Kendrick. You didn't have to bring that. I was gonna come.
我正好在附近，想给你省一趟路。 I was in the area, thought I'd save you a trip.
我很感激。 I appreciate that.
我很乐意这么做。 I'm happy to do it.
听着，史蒂夫，我想跟你谈谈爸爸和爸爸之间的事。 Listen, Steve, I wanted to kind of talk to you dad to dad.
你可能不知道，你女儿没有邀请我女儿苏…… You might not know, your daughter didn't invite my daughter Sue...
．．．去过夜，现在她打电话来要睡袋。 ...to the sleepover and now she calls and asks for the sleeping bag.
-天啊。-是的，我知道。 - Oh, man. - Yeah, I know.
哇。谢谢你把它带来。 Wow. Thanks for bringing it over.
哦，哈，哈。坚持下去。 Oh, ha, ha. Hang on.
我觉得你没明白。看，他们应该是朋友。 I don't think you're getting it. See, they're supposedly friends.
我们讨论的是一个小女孩的感受。 And we're talking about a young girl's feelings here.
我知道，但香农想要小一点。 I know, but Shannon wanted to keep it small.
确定。但多一个又怎么样？ Sure. But what's one more, right?
香农以为我们只有五个人的位置。 Well, Shannon thinks we actually only have room for five.
哦。那就是平方英尺的东西？ Oh. Then it's a square-footage thing?
我打赌我们还能再挤一个。你的家庭娱乐室是什么？2、280年? I bet we could squeeze in one more. What's your family room? Two, 280?
如果我们错开的话，应该有足够的空间放六个睡袋。 Should be plenty of room for six sleeping bags, if we stagger them.
-我们有一张大咖啡桌。-我来帮你搬。 - We have a big coffee table. - I'll help you move it.
-是铁。-我后备箱里有套筒扳手。 - It's iron. - I got socket wrenches in my trunk.
我们可以在十秒钟内把它拆开。 We could take that apart in 10 seconds.
看，香农就是香农。她想要她想要的。你懂的。 Look, Shannon is Shannon. She wants what she wants. You get it.
不，你知道吗？其实我不知道。 No, you know what? Actually I don't.
我不明白你怎么能眼睁睁看着你女儿做这样的事…… I don't get how you can watch your daughter do something like this...
．．．对某人说，而不觉得有必要说什么。 ...to somebody and not feel the need to say anything.
强迫我女儿不是我的工作 It's not my job to force my daughter...
．．．去做她不想做的事。 ...to do something she doesn't wanna do.
事实上，那正是你的工作。 Actually, that's your exact job.
帮助孩子们变得友善是你我的工作。教他们如何得体。 It is your job and my job to help kids be nice. Teach them how to be decent.
香农不会同意的。 Shannon's not gonna go for that.
嗯。我应该跟香农谈谈，她在这里管事。 Hmm. I should speak to Shannon because she's running things around here.
也许香农不认为…… Maybe Shannon doesn't consider...
．．．你女儿是你最好的朋友。 ...your daughter a best friend.
她是阿米莉亚最好的朋友 She's best friends with Amelia?
阿米莉亚刚搬来我知道她只是在利用她 Amelia just moved here, and I know for a fact that she was just using her...
．．．来参加摔跤比赛 ...to get on Wrestlerettes.
我应该进去把它炸开。 I should go in there and blow that wide open.
这不是真的。他们通过茱莉亚成为了朋友。 That is not true. They became friends through Julia.
就是那个不回短信的茱莉亚… Ah, the same Julia who didn't return any of her texts...
．．．因为她忙着背后捅她一刀。 ...because she was too busy backstabbing her.
你女儿配不上我女儿。带上睡袋。 Your daughter doesn't deserve my daughter. Take the sleeping bag.
我不想要。 I don't want it.
-你不该开口要的。-我说了我不想要 - You shouldn't have asked for it. - I said I don't want it.
-拿去吧。-你拿去吧。 - Take it. - You take it.
-你拿去吧。-你拿去吧。 - You take it. - You take it.
香农：爸爸，我们需要更多的爆米花。 SHANNON: Dad, we need more popcorn.
说吧，史蒂夫。 Go ahead, Steve.
我们都知道你会去的。 We both know you're gonna go.
——嗯。后座。-只是洗车那部分。 - Uh-uh. Back seat. - Just for the car wash part.
阿克塞尔和苏像我这么大的时候你肯定让他们坐在这里。 I bet you let Axl and Sue sit up here when they were my age.
别拿我开涮。真是漫长的一天。 Don't start with me. It's been a long day.
-跟我说说。-我也不喜欢跑腿。 - Tell me about it. - Hey, errands are no fun for me either.
我宁愿过周末…… I'd rather spend my weekend...
．．．看杂志，做指甲。 ...reading magazines and doing my nails.
但总有事情要做，布里克。 But stuff's gotta get done, Brick.
这很好。但是让我呆在家里。 That's fine. But let me stay home.
我让你待在家里。你几乎把房子都烧了。 I let you stay home. You practically burned down the house.
谁会把被子放在烤箱里？ Who keeps a quilt in the oven?
谁会用掉500英尺的锡纸？ Who uses up 500 feet of tinfoil?
没错，我找到了那个大球。 Yeah, that's right, I found the giant ball.
-我讨厌和你一起去。-我也不轻松。 - I hate coming with you. - No picnic for me either.
有时候我只是想… Sometimes I just wanna...
(两个尖叫) [BOTH SCREAMING]
—关闭窗口。-我瞎了！ - Close the windows. - I'm blind!
把那张面包卷给我。 Give me that sheet of dinner rolls.
[既尖叫又大笑] [BOTH SCREAMING THEN LAUGHING]
爸爸。你怎么还带着睡袋？ Dad. Why do you still have the sleeping bag?
他们不想要。他们不知道这个睡袋有多棒。 They didn't want it. They don't realize how terrific this sleeping bag is.
如果他们不喜欢这个睡袋，那就让他们见鬼去吧。 If they can't appreciate this sleeping bag, the hell with them.
它真的没有那么好。 It's really not that great.
我想是妈妈在教堂找到的。 I think mom found it at the church.
哇，多棒的一周啊。 Wow, what an awesome week.
一个摔跤选手差点借了我的睡袋… A Wrestlerette almost borrows my sleeping bag...
．．．现在我只能和我爸一起看电影了 ...and now I get to watch a movie with just my dad.
弗兰克：迈克知道真相会大白于天下的 FRANKIE: Mike knew the truth would come out.
有人会给某人发短信 谁会把它放在他们的Facebook页面上… Somebody would text somebody who'd put it on their Facebook page...
<我>…有一个派对， 她不在，而他在。 ... that there was a party, and she wasn't there, and he was.
是的，会有一大堆的 初中的痛苦向苏袭来。 Yep, there was gonna be a whole lot of junior-high pain coming Sue's way.
<我明天>。 Tomorrow.
所以迈克决定他们应该好好享受今晚 So Mike decided they should just enjoy tonight.
那再跟我解释一下，为什么她约会的唯一选择…… So explain to me again why her only choices for a date...
．．．是吸血鬼和狼人。 ...are a vampire and a wolfman.
这不是约会，爸爸。 It's not a date, Dad.
他们在争夺贝拉的灵魂。 They're battling for Bella's soul.
看，那个，爱德华，他爱上了贝拉…… See, that one, Edward, he's in love with Bella...
．．．然后泰勒·洛特纳来了…… ...then Taylor Lautner came...
-他是有腹肌的那个-没错 - He's the one with the abs. - Exactly.
所以现在她有点矛盾…… So now she's sort of conflicted...
．．．因为她必须在泰勒·洛特纳和他华丽的腹肌之间做出选择 ...because she has to choose between Taylor Lautner, his gorgeous abs...
．．．还有罗伯特·帕丁森的发型。 ...and Robert Pattinson and that hair.
[frankie & brick笑] [FRANKIE & BRICK LAUGHING]
你真该看看水从窗户进来时你的表情。 You should've seen your face when that water came in the windows.
你呢？你在打喷嚏。 What about you? You were sneezing suds.
啊,砖。我为我说的话道歉。 Aw, Brick. I'm sorry for what I said.
有时候妈妈会喊一些不是真心的话。 Sometimes moms scream things they don't mean.
我也很抱歉。 I'm sorry too.
这很难，你知道吗？ It's just hard, you know?
你是我最小的。我的最后一个。 You're my youngest. My last one.
我想我还没准备好让你一个人待着的原因 I guess maybe the reason I'm not ready for you to stay alone...
．．．除了火的事… ...besides the fire thing...
．．．是因为我会怀念和你在一起的时光 ...is because I'm gonna miss hanging out with you.
我也是。 Me too.
但我们还是会在家里见面。 But we'll still see each other around the house.
嘿，我告诉你。 Hey, I'll tell you what.
等你能系鞋带的时候，我就让你一个人待在家里。 When you can tie your shoe, I'll let you stay home alone.
交易。我们10分钟后再讨论。 Deal. We'll revisit this in 10 minutes.
弗兰基：大概是10个月吧，但是谁在数呢？ FRANKIE: It was more like 10 months, but who's counting?
(门铃响了) [DOORBELL RINGS]
明白了。 Got it.
老兄，你的胡子呢？你落后太多了。 Dude, where's your beard? You're falling way behind.
很有趣，伙计们。搞笑。 Very funny, guys. Hilarious.
别紧张，我们只是开个玩笑。 Relax, we're just kidding.
好吧，新计划。 Okay, new plan.
我要告诉队员我妈不准我留胡子… I'm telling the team my mom forbid me to grow a beard...
．．．我需要知道你是否会支持我。 ...I need to know if you'll back me up.
我当然会的。 Aw, of course I will.
我只是需要你给我一点回报。 I'll just be needing a little something from you in return.
宝蓝色还是天蓝色？ Royal blue or sky blue?
哦，我在商店橱窗里看到一件这种颜色的毛衣，我很喜欢。 Oh, I saw a sweater in a store window in this color that I really liked.
我们会在回家的路上停下来。 We'll stop on the way home.
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