1 00:00:20,132 --> 00:00:21,292 Stay back! 2 00:00:32,777 --> 00:00:34,676 He should've said "heel". 3 00:00:57,401 --> 00:00:58,765 Slag it! 4 00:01:01,972 --> 00:01:06,034 -He's got a delicate touch, Dee Dee. -Delicate like a moose, Dee Dee. 5 00:01:09,212 --> 00:01:13,239 I hate ripping this heavy junk. Give me cash cards any day. 6 00:01:14,552 --> 00:01:18,578 Zip it, Bonk. Plan is get in and get out fast. 7 00:01:21,257 --> 00:01:24,715 It's a school night, boys and girls. I'm gonna have to call your folks. 8 00:01:50,587 --> 00:01:52,316 Bonk! Don't! 9 00:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,257 Yeah, Bonk. Don't. 10 00:03:22,056 --> 00:03:24,150 Let's go! Dee Dee, open the door. 11 00:03:24,359 --> 00:03:25,792 On the double. 12 00:03:55,657 --> 00:03:56,954 Incoming! 13 00:04:06,602 --> 00:04:08,536 Bonk! You moron! Get back here! 14 00:04:52,648 --> 00:04:54,377 You got a death wish, Bats! 15 00:04:54,615 --> 00:04:57,209 And I thought I was just being a good citizen. 16 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:03,348 Got you, sis! 17 00:05:12,995 --> 00:05:14,427 Flagpole. 18 00:05:14,898 --> 00:05:15,956 What did you say? 19 00:05:16,165 --> 00:05:17,632 Flagpole. 20 00:05:32,348 --> 00:05:33,576 Come on! 21 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,812 That ain't coming out of my allowance. 22 00:08:25,918 --> 00:08:27,579 Still got it. 23 00:08:39,432 --> 00:08:41,297 How did it go with the Jokerz? 24 00:08:42,033 --> 00:08:44,764 I broke up the robbery, but it was weird. 25 00:08:45,703 --> 00:08:49,139 Third time this month that particulary gang was trying to gintercepted high-tech machinery. 26 00:08:49,341 --> 00:08:50,740 Jokerz don't use that stuff. 27 00:08:51,177 --> 00:08:54,634 They're probably fencing it. Corporate espionage is big business. 28 00:08:55,179 --> 00:08:58,206 I may as well sit tight until I can get another shot at them. 29 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:00,644 Hey, lookie here. 30 00:09:00,951 --> 00:09:01,918 That's right, Tom. 31 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:05,179 Today, Gotham billionaire Bruce Wayne stunned the financial world... 32 00:09:05,389 --> 00:09:08,918 ... with his plan to resume active leadership of Wayne Enterprises. 33 00:09:09,126 --> 00:09:12,028 While shareholders have generally welcomed Wayne's return... 34 00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:15,995 ...support from some key members of the Wayne board has been oddly lukewarm. 35 00:09:16,201 --> 00:09:19,727 Company operations manager, Jordan Pryce, offered this comment: 36 00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:22,600 I, of course, join the rest of our Wayne Enterprises family... 37 00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:27,143 ...in welcoming back our most valuable senior resource, Bruce Wayne. 38 00:09:27,346 --> 00:09:30,610 I'm sure we'll all profit from his years of experience. 39 00:09:30,817 --> 00:09:34,480 Still, the day to day rigors of running a vast, multinational conglomerate... 40 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:36,846 ...would be stressful, even for a young man. 41 00:09:37,056 --> 00:09:39,250 I hope Mr. Wayne is up to the challenge. 42 00:09:39,557 --> 00:09:41,254 He's not bitter, much. 43 00:09:41,659 --> 00:09:43,993 Pryce was next in line for the top spot. 44 00:09:44,428 --> 00:09:47,422 My return torpedoed any dreams he had of succession. 45 00:09:48,167 --> 00:09:51,192 -You gonna keep him around? -If he'll stay on my terms. 46 00:09:51,403 --> 00:09:55,100 I've worked long and hard to regain control of my family's company. 47 00:09:55,307 --> 00:09:56,865 And I won't hand it over again. 48 00:09:57,076 --> 00:10:01,010 Pryce can either get with that program or start e-mailing his r�sum�. 49 00:10:01,346 --> 00:10:03,677 With all the long hours you'll planning on putting in at the office... 50 00:10:03,883 --> 00:10:06,442 ...does this mean you'll have less time for.... 51 00:10:06,851 --> 00:10:08,341 Who sleeps anymore? 52 00:10:11,856 --> 00:10:12,846 You okay? 53 00:10:13,057 --> 00:10:15,152 You know the Jokerz are going in for splicing now. 54 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,625 Crazy hyena-boy nearly took a bite out of me. No way I could explain that to Dana. 55 00:10:19,831 --> 00:10:21,129 You're not going out now? 56 00:10:21,332 --> 00:10:22,961 The night is young and so am I. 57 00:10:23,168 --> 00:10:25,831 I think a good night's rest might be more beneficial. 58 00:10:26,138 --> 00:10:28,798 Like you said, who sleeps anymore? 59 00:10:36,981 --> 00:10:38,711 Up and at them, Terry. 60 00:10:41,019 --> 00:10:44,283 You can doze on Bruce Wayne's time, not mine. 61 00:10:44,523 --> 00:10:45,922 Sorry, Dane. 62 00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:14,046 Great song, huh? 63 00:11:15,452 --> 00:11:18,753 Did you see the squid Blade's with? P.U.! 64 00:11:20,826 --> 00:11:22,918 Ter, my head's on fire. 65 00:11:23,260 --> 00:11:24,695 You look good. 66 00:11:25,230 --> 00:11:26,389 McGinnis! 67 00:11:31,604 --> 00:11:34,971 Sorry, babe. Guess the day was longer than I thought. 68 00:11:37,710 --> 00:11:39,677 Let's sit this one out. 69 00:11:40,879 --> 00:11:43,211 Coffee. And leave the pot. 70 00:11:47,885 --> 00:11:49,912 Batman showed up and we had to ditch. 71 00:11:50,120 --> 00:11:54,081 We were able to save this: the console's memory board. 72 00:11:55,394 --> 00:11:56,759 I know it's not much but-- 73 00:11:57,296 --> 00:12:00,561 It's not much? It's nothing. 74 00:12:03,201 --> 00:12:04,668 Losers. 75 00:12:05,471 --> 00:12:06,495 All of you. 76 00:12:06,706 --> 00:12:10,767 A disgrace to the name Joker. Why, in my day-- 77 00:12:10,975 --> 00:12:12,341 In your day?! 78 00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:14,774 Ever since you cone your way into this gang... 79 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:17,916 ...it's been "your day" this and "your day" that. 80 00:12:18,115 --> 00:12:19,048 Bonk. 81 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:21,014 Your day is over, old man. 82 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:25,279 Even if you are who you say you are. And personally, I think you're a fake. 83 00:12:25,490 --> 00:12:28,221 Ah, brave new world... 84 00:12:28,427 --> 00:12:30,691 ...that has such putzes in it. 85 00:12:31,096 --> 00:12:34,863 He's got us running around ripping a lot of geek junk, but no cash! 86 00:12:35,432 --> 00:12:38,460 He won't tell us what his plan is, if he even has one. 87 00:12:38,671 --> 00:12:40,605 I want out! 88 00:12:40,873 --> 00:12:42,465 If you insist. 89 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:49,979 Hey, man. Take it easy. I was just kidding. 90 00:12:53,152 --> 00:12:54,913 So was I. 91 00:13:04,864 --> 00:13:07,524 Oops. No, I wasn't. 92 00:13:09,368 --> 00:13:12,201 That's also how we did it in my day. 93 00:13:14,441 --> 00:13:18,466 You know, kids, a lot has changed while your old Uncle Joker's been away. 94 00:13:18,677 --> 00:13:21,009 New Gotham, new rules... 95 00:13:21,215 --> 00:13:23,541 ...even a new Batman. 96 00:13:25,785 --> 00:13:28,184 But now I'm tanned, I'm rested... 97 00:13:28,687 --> 00:13:32,552 ...and I'm ready to give this old town a wedgie again! 98 00:13:33,225 --> 00:13:34,692 I have to know you're with me. 99 00:13:35,363 --> 00:13:38,759 -Will you say it for me one time? -We're with you. 100 00:13:39,267 --> 00:13:41,792 -Little louder. -We're with you! 101 00:13:42,003 --> 00:13:43,197 Dee Dee? 102 00:13:43,538 --> 00:13:45,836 -We're with you! -Boys? 103 00:13:46,038 --> 00:13:48,941 -We're with you. -Bonk? 104 00:13:50,208 --> 00:13:51,243 Oh, right. 105 00:13:51,652 --> 00:13:52,202 Dead. 106 00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:55,740 Dee Dee, be lam and sweap out the trash. 107 00:13:56,217 --> 00:13:57,349 There's good girls. 108 00:14:01,726 --> 00:14:05,392 Your renewed faith puts a smile in my heart. 109 00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:08,629 What's if we forget tonight mishappened and start over... 110 00:14:09,427 --> 00:14:10,894 Great, boss. 111 00:14:11,163 --> 00:14:14,860 Ghoul, my boy, we're going to need another systems scanner. 112 00:14:15,067 --> 00:14:17,591 Who's got one they'd be willing to donate? 113 00:14:17,802 --> 00:14:18,996 Checking. 114 00:14:19,337 --> 00:14:21,635 What we're after is cutting-edge. 115 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,740 These are the only other places we'd find one. 116 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,543 Nope. 117 00:14:26,912 --> 00:14:28,004 No. 118 00:14:29,114 --> 00:14:32,105 What, there? Security's gonna be tight! 119 00:14:32,717 --> 00:14:35,948 Oh, yes. But think of the fun. 120 00:14:41,826 --> 00:14:43,192 Good evening, Mr. Wayne. 121 00:14:43,461 --> 00:14:46,431 Ms. Carr. You remember my assistant, Terry McGinnis? 122 00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:49,032 Of course. I'm glad you could join us, Terry. 123 00:14:49,967 --> 00:14:54,268 Everyone is here. Well, everyone except Mr. Pryce, unfortunately. 124 00:14:54,472 --> 00:14:56,030 That's no surprise. 125 00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:59,039 May I have your attention, please? 126 00:14:59,244 --> 00:15:03,577 It's my pleasure to welcome back the guiding light of this company: 127 00:15:04,515 --> 00:15:06,211 Bruce Wayne. 128 00:15:13,125 --> 00:15:14,682 Thank you, Joyce. 129 00:15:14,893 --> 00:15:19,023 It's a pleasure to see you all again. In the future, I hope to-- 130 00:15:26,404 --> 00:15:29,635 --spend time getting to know each member of our company... 131 00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:32,365 ...learning about you individually. 132 00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:54,261 Security! 133 00:15:54,466 --> 00:15:56,592 Emergency on terrace level. 134 00:16:01,373 --> 00:16:03,033 Hey! Look out! 135 00:16:18,490 --> 00:16:20,957 -You gonna be okay? -Go to work. 136 00:16:23,595 --> 00:16:25,653 Well, if it isn't old Mr. Wayne. 137 00:16:26,498 --> 00:16:27,725 So debonair. 138 00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,024 So dapper. 139 00:16:31,736 --> 00:16:32,999 So decrepit. 140 00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:47,980 Hello, Gotham! 141 00:16:48,186 --> 00:16:50,177 Joker's back in town! 142 00:16:53,225 --> 00:16:54,692 It can't be. 143 00:16:54,893 --> 00:16:59,091 Oh, no, your old eyes do not deceive you, Brucie! 144 00:16:59,297 --> 00:17:02,095 After all, who'd know me better than you? 145 00:17:04,868 --> 00:17:06,028 Back off, gruesome. 146 00:17:10,240 --> 00:17:12,141 Ah, the new boy. 147 00:17:12,343 --> 00:17:14,538 Ears are too long and I miss the cape... 148 00:17:14,744 --> 00:17:17,577 ...but not too shabby. Not too shabby at all. 149 00:17:17,781 --> 00:17:18,875 Woof! 150 00:17:30,728 --> 00:17:33,821 -How's it coming, boys? -We're home free. 151 00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:35,520 Then I'll see you there. 152 00:17:40,372 --> 00:17:42,338 Time to go, Dee Dee. 153 00:18:19,276 --> 00:18:21,574 Well? What's it gonna be, Batfake? 154 00:18:51,674 --> 00:18:54,576 I know what you're thinking. I messed up. 155 00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:56,972 I let the clown go to save those people. 156 00:18:57,347 --> 00:18:58,712 You did the right thing. 157 00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:04,049 So, the Joker, huh? Looks pretty spry for a guy who's gotta be, what? 158 00:19:04,255 --> 00:19:05,518 Mid-eighties? 159 00:19:07,259 --> 00:19:09,020 Any theories on that? 160 00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:10,384 Clone? 161 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:11,854 Robot? 162 00:19:12,061 --> 00:19:15,624 Suspended animation due to floating around frozen in a block of ice? 163 00:19:15,834 --> 00:19:17,323 Shut up and drive. 164 00:19:19,068 --> 00:19:20,057 Yes, sir. 165 00:19:27,345 --> 00:19:31,748 This was the scene three hours ago, as a man claiming to be the legendary Joker... 166 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:35,851 ...disrupted a ceremony at the newly opened Wayne Enterprises building. 167 00:19:36,053 --> 00:19:37,576 Honey, what're you watching? 168 00:19:37,788 --> 00:19:41,587 Adding to the drama was the appearance of another legendary Gotham icon, the Batman... 169 00:19:41,791 --> 00:19:45,192 ...who engaged his one-time foe in a stunning aerial battle. 170 00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:46,654 Honey? 171 00:19:46,865 --> 00:19:48,262 It's nothing, sweetheart. 172 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,233 Nothing. 173 00:20:01,613 --> 00:20:02,601 Go away. 174 00:20:02,946 --> 00:20:03,935 Morning, commish. 175 00:20:04,147 --> 00:20:06,809 You understand English, McGinnis? Scram. 176 00:20:07,018 --> 00:20:10,213 Love to. But first, what can you tell me about clowns? 177 00:20:10,587 --> 00:20:12,782 In this town they're never funny. 178 00:20:12,990 --> 00:20:14,513 I noticed that. 179 00:20:17,361 --> 00:20:19,557 -Now, this Joker-- -Drop it, kid. 180 00:20:19,762 --> 00:20:22,731 -That's what the old man's been saying. -Listen to him. 181 00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:26,993 Hey look, I know this fruitcake was a big, bad guy from the cape and cowl days. 182 00:20:27,203 --> 00:20:28,568 He was more than that. 183 00:20:28,771 --> 00:20:30,967 What? A wacko who threatened people... 184 00:20:31,174 --> 00:20:33,576 ...with whoopee cushions and squirting flowers? 185 00:20:33,876 --> 00:20:35,903 -Big deal. I'm shaking. -McGinnis! 186 00:20:40,451 --> 00:20:43,578 The Joker, the real Joker, was unlike anyone you've ever faced. 187 00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:45,721 For your sake, I hope you never do. 188 00:20:45,923 --> 00:20:48,288 If Bruce wants you to drop it, then drop it. 189 00:20:49,961 --> 00:20:53,259 -Commissioner, your 9 o'clock is here. -Send him in. 190 00:20:53,565 --> 00:20:54,553 You were leaving? 191 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,490 Figure I was. 192 00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:11,880 -Thanks for seeing me, Barb. -That's what I'm here for. 193 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,500 JOKER DECEASED 194 00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:30,020 VOICE ID 195 00:21:32,236 --> 00:21:35,000 --a countdown of victims that will end at midnight... 196 00:21:35,204 --> 00:21:38,935 ...unless our dear Dark Knight stops me first! 197 00:21:42,614 --> 00:21:45,646 Hello, Gotham. Joker's back in town! 198 00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:49,340 VOICE MATCH IDENTICAL 199 00:21:54,459 --> 00:21:55,653 It's funny. 200 00:21:55,894 --> 00:21:59,453 I know about all of your other major enemies but you never mention him. 201 00:21:59,798 --> 00:22:03,926 -He was the biggest, wasn't he? -It wasn't a popularity contest. 202 00:22:04,134 --> 00:22:06,797 He was a psychopath. A monster. 203 00:22:07,371 --> 00:22:10,364 So how is it possible he could still be around after all this time? 204 00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:12,365 It's not possible. 205 00:22:12,576 --> 00:22:14,544 He died years ago. 206 00:22:14,744 --> 00:22:15,733 You're sure? 207 00:22:16,012 --> 00:22:17,445 I was there. 208 00:22:21,586 --> 00:22:23,246 You killed him, didn't you? 209 00:22:25,490 --> 00:22:28,459 He was gonna do something so terrible, you had no other choice. 210 00:22:28,659 --> 00:22:31,058 -Terry-- -That was it, wasn't it? 211 00:22:35,098 --> 00:22:37,567 I want you to give back the Batman suit. 212 00:22:37,902 --> 00:22:40,061 What? Why? 213 00:22:40,269 --> 00:22:42,897 There is no reason for you to continue. 214 00:22:43,106 --> 00:22:45,576 You've made your father's killers pay for his murder. 215 00:22:45,909 --> 00:22:50,073 ...then put your own needs aside to help the city when it most needed a hero. 216 00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:55,080 You've honored the reputation of Batman many times over and for that I thank you. 217 00:22:55,353 --> 00:22:56,340 Then why? 218 00:22:56,953 --> 00:23:00,753 I had no right to force this life on you or anyone else. 219 00:23:00,990 --> 00:23:04,018 I was the one who broke in and swiped the suit, remember? 220 00:23:04,694 --> 00:23:08,757 Yes, there was my dad's murder, but we come from two different worlds, Mr. Wayne. 221 00:23:08,965 --> 00:23:11,263 I wasn't like you or the kids you took in. 222 00:23:12,803 --> 00:23:14,999 I was a pretty bad kid once. 223 00:23:15,204 --> 00:23:18,935 Ran with a rough crowd, broke a lot of laws and say nothing to my folks' hearts. 224 00:23:19,542 --> 00:23:22,705 The kind of punk you wouldn't have wasted a second punch on back in that day. 225 00:23:23,047 --> 00:23:24,036 Your point? 226 00:23:24,816 --> 00:23:27,214 I'm trying to make up for past sins. 227 00:23:27,984 --> 00:23:31,615 The state says my 3 months in juvie wiped me clean, but my soul tells me different. 228 00:23:32,257 --> 00:23:36,125 Every time I put on that suit is my chance to help people who are in trouble. 229 00:23:37,162 --> 00:23:39,221 I guess on a personal level... 230 00:23:39,431 --> 00:23:42,662 ...it's a chance to look like a worthwhile human being again. 231 00:23:42,865 --> 00:23:44,799 In my eyes, no one else's. 232 00:23:46,769 --> 00:23:48,396 It's what I want, Bruce. 233 00:23:50,973 --> 00:23:52,067 Stupid kid. 234 00:23:52,576 --> 00:23:56,240 You don't know what you want. None of you ever did. 235 00:24:29,712 --> 00:24:33,047 Mom, come quick! Some weirdo broke into our house! 236 00:24:33,317 --> 00:24:37,584 -Matty? What are you yelling about? -There's a stranger's sitting at our table! 237 00:24:37,788 --> 00:24:40,654 -Ha, ha. -That's your brother. 238 00:24:42,358 --> 00:24:44,292 I've never seen him before in my life. 239 00:24:44,494 --> 00:24:48,364 It is rare that you're up before noon, Terry what with your job and all. 240 00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:51,166 I'm not working for Mr. Wayne anymore. 241 00:24:53,569 --> 00:24:56,971 Well, it will be nice to have you home for a change. Right, Matt? 242 00:24:57,173 --> 00:25:00,871 Sure. Great. Just when I was getting used to being an only child. 243 00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:04,373 Mom! 244 00:25:10,953 --> 00:25:14,980 Once in a while, we have to do it, Dane. Ditch the guys and go out by ourselves. 245 00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:19,288 It may be a change for you, Chelsea. I don't see enough of Terry to know the difference. 246 00:25:19,496 --> 00:25:23,297 Terry's sweet and all, but who says you can't make friends with someone new? 247 00:25:23,500 --> 00:25:24,557 Not a chance. 248 00:25:24,867 --> 00:25:26,130 Terry! 249 00:25:27,238 --> 00:25:29,536 I thought you'd be working as usual. 250 00:25:30,508 --> 00:25:33,807 The bad news is, for the time being, I'm not gonna have much money coming in. 251 00:25:34,010 --> 00:25:36,570 The good news is, you have me all to yourself. 252 00:25:37,181 --> 00:25:38,875 I can live with that. 253 00:25:53,029 --> 00:25:54,259 Cutting in. 254 00:25:58,801 --> 00:25:59,894 Hey! 255 00:26:06,344 --> 00:26:07,366 Dana? 256 00:26:22,092 --> 00:26:23,080 What is it, boy? 257 00:26:25,328 --> 00:26:26,159 Ace. 258 00:26:29,901 --> 00:26:31,059 Ace! 259 00:26:59,364 --> 00:27:03,992 Don't get up, Bruce. It's just an old friend come by to say hello. 260 00:27:11,907 --> 00:27:13,204 Hello... 261 00:27:13,609 --> 00:27:15,009 ...Batman. 262 00:27:20,451 --> 00:27:21,678 Dana! 263 00:27:24,954 --> 00:27:26,444 It was her. 264 00:27:48,176 --> 00:27:19,025 Don't know why the boss 265 00:27:49,025 --> 00:27:50,847 wants a dreg like you outta the way, but... 266 00:27:50,847 --> 00:27:52,778 hey, as long as it's fun... 267 00:27:56,777 --> 00:27:57,835 Terry! 268 00:27:59,443 --> 00:28:00,275 Dana! 269 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:05,678 -Let me go! -Sure, cutes. 270 00:28:12,789 --> 00:28:14,222 Slag him! 271 00:28:28,772 --> 00:28:31,105 -Dana? -Stay out of sight! 272 00:28:50,392 --> 00:28:51,221 There! 273 00:29:05,038 --> 00:29:06,132 What's he doing? 274 00:29:06,340 --> 00:29:07,740 You got me. 275 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:10,538 Just finish him! 276 00:29:29,964 --> 00:29:32,832 Ah, you made a mess, dreg. 277 00:29:43,942 --> 00:29:44,773 Dana! 278 00:29:44,979 --> 00:29:48,436 She's got a bad bump and some cuts, but she's gonna be okay. 279 00:29:48,914 --> 00:29:51,851 -Why were those guys after you? -I don't know. 280 00:29:52,053 --> 00:29:54,544 Look I'm gonna talk to the cops. Stay with her, okay, Chels? 281 00:29:54,755 --> 00:29:57,347 -I'll come as soon as I can. -Sure. 282 00:30:13,673 --> 00:30:15,005 Leave a message. 283 00:30:15,209 --> 00:30:17,871 Hey, the Joker's little playmates were after me tonight. 284 00:30:18,077 --> 00:30:19,635 Me, not Batman. 285 00:30:19,846 --> 00:30:21,972 This whole thing stinks, Wayne, and you know why. 286 00:30:22,182 --> 00:30:26,983 I need some straight answers from-- Wait, it's night. Where does he go? 287 00:30:48,173 --> 00:30:49,005 Wayne? 288 00:30:49,509 --> 00:30:50,602 Wayne! 289 00:30:55,648 --> 00:30:56,673 Ace. 290 00:31:11,464 --> 00:31:13,365 Please, God, no. 291 00:31:42,028 --> 00:31:43,018 Floor... 292 00:31:46,967 --> 00:31:48,457 ...under... 293 00:31:50,871 --> 00:31:52,065 ...table. 294 00:32:27,407 --> 00:32:28,395 How is he? 295 00:32:28,776 --> 00:32:32,268 The anti-toxin's done all it can. It's up to him now. 296 00:32:32,479 --> 00:32:35,003 Thanks for coming. I didn't know who else to call. 297 00:32:35,215 --> 00:32:36,182 Who else is there? 298 00:32:36,784 --> 00:32:40,015 That reminds me. I'd better check on our other patient. 299 00:32:42,756 --> 00:32:44,690 What have I done? 300 00:32:45,358 --> 00:32:48,351 I killed the little rabbit. 301 00:32:48,760 --> 00:32:52,095 I don't deserve to live! 302 00:32:58,403 --> 00:33:00,167 How you doing, killer? 303 00:33:03,611 --> 00:33:05,806 Yeah, rough night for me too. 304 00:33:06,346 --> 00:33:08,644 Sad news from the financial world this morning. 305 00:33:08,847 --> 00:33:13,250 The return of Bruce Wayne to his family company has been delayed due to an accident. 306 00:33:13,452 --> 00:33:16,388 Wayne Enterprises' Jordan Pryce had this to say: 307 00:33:16,589 --> 00:33:19,787 We received a call from Mr. Wayne's houseboy this morning... 308 00:33:19,993 --> 00:33:22,484 ...saying Mr. Wayne had taken a bad fall. 309 00:33:23,096 --> 00:33:26,826 Everyone at the Wayne Enterprises' family sends their prayers and good wishes... 310 00:33:27,034 --> 00:33:30,433 ...to our senior member for his speedy recovery. 311 00:33:31,372 --> 00:33:34,864 I'll bet. Not every creep in Gotham wears a purple suit. 312 00:33:35,075 --> 00:33:37,009 It'd make my job simpler if they did. 313 00:33:37,377 --> 00:33:41,314 The Joker knew about Bruce, about me, probably about you too. 314 00:33:41,847 --> 00:33:43,476 Someone knows, I'll give you that. 315 00:33:43,851 --> 00:33:46,580 But it's not the Joker. Not the real one. 316 00:33:47,221 --> 00:33:48,846 Bruce said he was dead. 317 00:33:50,257 --> 00:33:51,086 And? 318 00:33:51,525 --> 00:33:52,719 That's it. 319 00:33:52,926 --> 00:33:54,690 I know there's more. 320 00:33:54,894 --> 00:33:57,989 Barbara, I'm part of this. I need the answers Bruce can't give me. 321 00:33:58,766 --> 00:34:00,163 I deserve them. 322 00:34:06,406 --> 00:34:09,103 I thought talking about it would get easier over time... 323 00:34:09,309 --> 00:34:11,210 ...but some hurts never go away. 324 00:34:12,644 --> 00:34:14,840 Dick Grayson, Nightwing, had left... 325 00:34:15,047 --> 00:34:17,710 ...to establish himself in another city. 326 00:34:18,217 --> 00:34:22,621 There were three of us then: Bruce, myself and Robin, Tim Drake. 327 00:34:32,231 --> 00:34:35,929 Robin was alone when he came upon a woman in trouble. 328 00:34:36,469 --> 00:34:38,460 Help! Help! 329 00:34:38,739 --> 00:34:40,932 Somebody, please, help! 330 00:34:43,610 --> 00:34:45,009 Hero time. 331 00:34:51,451 --> 00:34:55,411 -That evens things up a little. -Not really, bird-boy! 332 00:35:03,262 --> 00:35:05,025 A bird in the hand. 333 00:35:07,967 --> 00:35:09,958 We soon realized Tim was missing. 334 00:35:12,072 --> 00:35:16,132 Night after night we scoured the city, running down every lead... 335 00:35:16,342 --> 00:35:18,708 ...pressing every underworld connection. 336 00:35:22,382 --> 00:35:25,317 But no one had seen any sign of Robin. 337 00:35:25,853 --> 00:35:29,152 For three agonizing weeks there was nothing. 338 00:35:29,355 --> 00:35:32,951 Then one night, we were sent an invitation. 339 00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:04,413 Arkham. 340 00:36:06,326 --> 00:36:09,657 The asylum had been moved to a newer, high-security building. 341 00:36:09,862 --> 00:36:12,489 The old building had been partially demolished... 342 00:36:12,697 --> 00:36:15,326 ...and hung open like a rotting wound. 343 00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:26,342 Hush, little baby, don't say a word 344 00:36:26,547 --> 00:36:31,039 Mama's gonna buy you a mocking bird 345 00:36:31,250 --> 00:36:35,550 And if that mocking bird don't sing 346 00:36:35,755 --> 00:36:40,250 Mama's gonna buy you a diamond ring 347 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:45,396 And if that diamond ring turns brass 348 00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:50,601 Mama's gonna buy you a looking glass 349 00:36:50,472 --> 00:36:56,072 And if that looking glass gets broke 350 00:36:57,543 --> 00:36:59,476 Pudding, company! 351 00:37:02,248 --> 00:37:06,184 Hello there! Welcome to our happy home. 352 00:37:10,523 --> 00:37:11,648 Where's Robin? 353 00:37:12,657 --> 00:37:13,715 Robin? 354 00:37:14,092 --> 00:37:15,527 There's no Robin here. 355 00:37:15,728 --> 00:37:17,820 Maybe he means our little J. 356 00:37:18,197 --> 00:37:19,893 Of course! That's it! 357 00:37:26,005 --> 00:37:27,701 No peeking. 358 00:37:36,548 --> 00:37:38,380 Mommy's little helper. 359 00:37:41,454 --> 00:37:45,481 You know, Bats, we've been doing this little runaround of ours for years. 360 00:37:45,724 --> 00:37:48,818 It's been loads of laughs, but the sad fact is... 361 00:37:49,027 --> 00:37:50,961 ...none of us are getting any younger. 362 00:37:51,164 --> 00:37:53,155 That old clock's a-ticking. 363 00:37:53,365 --> 00:37:54,889 Quite right, pooh. 364 00:37:55,268 --> 00:37:58,704 And Harley and I were thinking it was time to start a family. 365 00:37:58,905 --> 00:38:02,068 Add a Joker Junior to our merry brood. 366 00:38:02,474 --> 00:38:05,409 But rather than go through all the joy of childbirth... 367 00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:08,077 ...we decided to adopt. 368 00:38:09,949 --> 00:38:11,746 We couldn't do it legally... 369 00:38:11,951 --> 00:38:16,182 ...but then we remembered you always had a few spare kids hanging around. 370 00:38:16,389 --> 00:38:18,550 So we borrowed one. 371 00:38:22,596 --> 00:38:23,585 No. 372 00:38:23,797 --> 00:38:25,422 My God! 373 00:38:25,731 --> 00:38:30,192 He needed a little molding of course. What kid doesn't? 374 00:38:30,402 --> 00:38:33,599 But in time we came to love him as our own. 375 00:38:33,873 --> 00:38:36,273 Say hello, J.J. 376 00:39:08,838 --> 00:39:10,237 Robin! Robin! 377 00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:17,411 Tim, it's Barbara. Can you hear me? 378 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,385 Robin! Stop! 379 00:39:33,463 --> 00:39:35,157 Hands off, Brat-girl! 380 00:39:35,532 --> 00:39:38,467 Sweetie, get Mommy's bazooka. 381 00:40:06,626 --> 00:40:08,559 How could you help Joker do it, Harley? 382 00:40:08,994 --> 00:40:12,452 Okay, so he roughed the kid up a little, but I'll make it right. 383 00:40:13,065 --> 00:40:15,659 Yeah, you're mother of the stinking year. 384 00:40:15,867 --> 00:40:17,061 Ha! You'll see. 385 00:40:19,338 --> 00:40:22,568 We'll be one big, happy family. 386 00:40:28,648 --> 00:40:29,637 Good boy! 387 00:41:20,365 --> 00:41:21,856 What's the matter, Batman? 388 00:41:23,001 --> 00:41:25,025 No witty comeback? No threat? 389 00:41:25,599 --> 00:41:27,804 Then I'll provide the narration. 390 00:41:33,099 --> 00:41:35,000 OUR FAMILY MEMORIES 391 00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:44,686 I'll begin with how I peeled back the layers of the boy's mind. 392 00:41:45,755 --> 00:41:48,655 Though, he bravely tried to fight it at first. 393 00:42:00,125 --> 00:42:03,152 You would have been proud to see him so strong! 394 00:42:06,197 --> 00:42:07,721 But all too soon... 395 00:42:06,740 --> 00:42:10,240 ...the serums and the shocks took their toll. 396 00:42:10,931 --> 00:42:15,063 ...the dear lad began to share such secrets with me. 397 00:42:15,471 --> 00:42:18,905 Secrets that are mine alone to know... 398 00:42:19,173 --> 00:42:20,641 ...Bruce. 399 00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:24,306 It's true, Batsy. I know everything. 400 00:42:24,514 --> 00:42:27,606 And like the kid who peeks at his Christmas presents... 401 00:42:27,817 --> 00:42:31,307 ...I must admit, it's sadly anticlimactic. 402 00:42:31,519 --> 00:42:34,318 Behind all the Sturm and batarangs... 403 00:42:34,523 --> 00:42:39,152 ...you're just a little boy in a playsuit, crying for Mommy and Daddy. 404 00:42:39,527 --> 00:42:41,929 It'd be funny, if it weren't so pathetic. 405 00:42:43,664 --> 00:42:46,827 Oh, what the heck! I'll laugh anyway. 406 00:43:00,949 --> 00:43:04,146 If you don't like the movie, I've got slides. 407 00:43:16,030 --> 00:43:18,556 I'll break you in two. 408 00:43:18,768 --> 00:43:20,257 Oh, Batman. 409 00:43:20,469 --> 00:43:24,268 If you had the guts for that kind of fun, you'd have done it years ago. 410 00:43:24,472 --> 00:43:26,668 I, on the other hand... 411 00:43:37,516 --> 00:43:39,246 You've lost, Batman. 412 00:43:39,751 --> 00:43:41,309 Robin is mine. 413 00:43:41,519 --> 00:43:45,355 The last sound you hear will be our laughter. 414 00:43:47,992 --> 00:43:49,518 Here you go, sonny-boy. 415 00:43:52,831 --> 00:43:56,898 Make daddy proud. Deliver the punch line. 416 00:44:04,773 --> 00:44:05,358 Tim. 417 00:44:12,568 --> 00:44:13,056 Do it! 418 00:44:19,900 --> 00:44:23,000 That's not funny. That's not... 419 00:44:48,809 --> 00:44:51,778 It's okay, Tim. It's okay. 420 00:44:51,914 --> 00:44:53,849 We buried the Joker deep beneath Arkham. 421 00:44:54,315 --> 00:44:58,809 The only other person who knew what happened that night was my father, the first commissioner Gordon. 422 00:44:59,820 --> 00:45:01,318 He promissed to keep our secret. 423 00:45:03,423 --> 00:45:05,324 With his last act of cruelty... 424 00:45:05,527 --> 00:45:10,362 ...the Joker had tainted us all with compromise and deception. 425 00:45:13,568 --> 00:45:16,001 I suppose he had the last laugh after all. 426 00:45:16,204 --> 00:45:18,001 I'm assuming his girlfriend bought it too. 427 00:45:18,306 --> 00:45:22,298 We never found her body, but I doubt she'd be starting trouble now. 428 00:45:24,313 --> 00:45:25,302 And Tim? 429 00:45:25,514 --> 00:45:28,175 We had a trusted friend, Dr. Leslie Thompkins. 430 00:45:28,382 --> 00:45:31,943 It took her a year, but she was able to help Tim back to sanity. 431 00:45:32,152 --> 00:45:34,679 Still, things were never really the same. 432 00:45:34,989 --> 00:45:37,355 Bruce forbade Tim to be Robin again. 433 00:45:37,692 --> 00:45:42,186 He blamed himself for what happened and swore he'd never endanger another young partner. 434 00:45:42,663 --> 00:45:45,860 Tim left us soon after that, determined to make it on his own. 435 00:45:46,735 --> 00:45:47,722 Did they patch it up? 436 00:45:48,237 --> 00:45:52,605 Tim tried once or twice, but you know Bruce. I check up on Tim now and then. 437 00:45:52,974 --> 00:45:56,706 He's a top-level communications engineer, married, couple kids. 438 00:45:57,179 --> 00:45:59,112 Not too bad, all things concerned. 439 00:45:59,313 --> 00:46:00,871 He deserved a happy ending. 440 00:46:01,516 --> 00:46:04,485 But he still has the most likely connection to that night. 441 00:46:14,061 --> 00:46:17,326 It looks okay on this side. I'm going up to the dish. 442 00:46:28,777 --> 00:46:32,336 You might as well show yourself. I heard you a mile away. 443 00:46:33,280 --> 00:46:36,876 I'm no Boy Wonder anymore, but that old training never goes away. 444 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,746 Even at my age. 445 00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,150 Tim Drake. 446 00:46:40,788 --> 00:46:41,981 You heard about Bruce? 447 00:46:42,657 --> 00:46:45,092 Barbara told me. That was too bad. 448 00:46:45,427 --> 00:46:46,916 You're not too broken up. 449 00:46:47,128 --> 00:46:49,927 I had nothing to do with it, despite what you might be thinking. 450 00:46:50,132 --> 00:46:53,431 When the Joker reappeared, I was just as surprised as anyone. 451 00:46:53,634 --> 00:46:55,760 Barb told you the gory details? 452 00:46:56,269 --> 00:46:57,601 More or less. 453 00:46:57,806 --> 00:47:00,000 Look, it's been almost 40 years. 454 00:47:00,208 --> 00:47:03,768 It wasn't easy, but I managed to put it to bed and go on with my life. 455 00:47:03,978 --> 00:47:08,005 You'll have to do it yourself one day. We all did. 456 00:47:08,215 --> 00:47:11,844 We gave our best, but in the end that wasn't good enough for the old man. 457 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:14,612 Regrets, Mr. Drake? 458 00:47:14,989 --> 00:47:18,981 When I was younger, part of me thought I would go on and on and someday.... 459 00:47:19,827 --> 00:47:23,286 Capes, costumes, playing hero. It was kids' stuff. 460 00:47:23,498 --> 00:47:25,260 Bruce probably did me a favor. 461 00:47:25,467 --> 00:47:29,994 In the end I was so sick of it, I never wanted to see that stupid Robin suit again. 462 00:47:32,507 --> 00:47:34,304 Some things never change. 463 00:47:36,376 --> 00:47:38,346 Were all of you bitter when you left? 464 00:47:38,778 --> 00:47:40,336 Comes with the territory, McGinnis. 465 00:47:40,847 --> 00:47:43,077 Look up Nightwing, someday. He has he got stories! 466 00:47:43,384 --> 00:47:46,318 Drake's clean. I've got one more lead to check out. 467 00:47:46,519 --> 00:47:48,920 Someone with a definite grudge against Bruce Wayne. 468 00:48:05,684 --> 00:48:09,253 Caviar, soft music and charming company. 469 00:48:09,599 --> 00:48:12,150 Amy, my dear, I can't think of any better way 470 00:48:12,150 --> 00:48:15,192 to celebrate my ascension to CEO of Wayne Enterprises. 471 00:48:15,550 --> 00:48:17,849 -Me neither. -Me neither. 472 00:48:22,701 --> 00:48:25,896 You? Where's Amy? 473 00:48:25,539 --> 00:48:27,063 Missed the boat, I'm afraid. 474 00:48:31,277 --> 00:48:32,505 Turn the yacht around! 475 00:48:32,713 --> 00:48:36,409 Detox, boss man. We're here to talk business. 476 00:48:36,617 --> 00:48:39,983 We'll be quick. Woof gets seasick easy. 477 00:48:42,489 --> 00:48:44,581 Our business is concluded. 478 00:48:52,398 --> 00:48:53,989 You've got the equipment you wanted. 479 00:48:54,201 --> 00:48:57,659 I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab... 480 00:48:57,871 --> 00:49:00,737 ...while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne. 481 00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,599 Word is Wayne's terminal anyhow. 482 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,510 That means you get to stay top dog. 483 00:49:07,713 --> 00:49:09,045 And everyone's happy. 484 00:49:09,715 --> 00:49:11,047 So why are you here? 485 00:49:11,418 --> 00:49:16,150 The big guy who originally put us in contact just decided you're a loose end. 486 00:49:16,356 --> 00:49:18,550 And loose ends should be tied up. 487 00:49:26,199 --> 00:49:27,632 Let me go! 488 00:49:28,001 --> 00:49:29,228 Got him. 489 00:49:29,469 --> 00:49:32,405 Then amscray pronto, kiddies. 490 00:49:35,742 --> 00:49:37,835 Things are going to start popping. 491 00:49:38,277 --> 00:49:39,643 Let's go! 492 00:49:41,514 --> 00:49:43,675 No one's leaving until I get answers. 493 00:49:48,021 --> 00:49:50,420 No, you idiot! Not now! 494 00:49:59,666 --> 00:50:01,030 They're getting away! 495 00:50:02,068 --> 00:50:03,695 Yeah, and I think they've got a good reason! 496 00:50:07,206 --> 00:50:09,697 -What's happening? -Hang on! 497 00:50:52,818 --> 00:50:53,978 We saw the explosion. 498 00:50:54,420 --> 00:50:56,445 You can ask Mr. Pryce about that. 499 00:50:56,657 --> 00:50:58,851 Me? I had nothing to do with it. 500 00:50:59,059 --> 00:51:00,253 That right? 501 00:51:01,061 --> 00:51:04,496 I gave you the security codes so you could ransack the lab... 502 00:51:04,697 --> 00:51:07,291 ...while those bunglers tried to kill Wayne. 503 00:51:07,501 --> 00:51:08,695 I want my lawyer. 504 00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:12,735 I think the commissioner would like to hear this too. Night. 505 00:51:29,389 --> 00:51:30,878 I'm spent. 506 00:51:31,324 --> 00:51:34,817 Every lead I had has gone face-down, and the Joker's still out there. 507 00:51:35,027 --> 00:51:36,393 What have you got? 508 00:51:37,264 --> 00:51:38,697 I don't know, pup. 509 00:51:38,931 --> 00:51:42,197 If I was the Batman I was supposed to be, I'd have cracked this... 510 00:51:42,402 --> 00:51:45,371 ...would have punched the right data into the computer... 511 00:51:45,572 --> 00:51:48,335 ...or remembered that one clue everyone else overlooked. 512 00:51:48,675 --> 00:51:50,302 It's rarely that simple. 513 00:51:57,284 --> 00:51:59,878 -How are you feeling? -Lousy. 514 00:52:02,054 --> 00:52:03,715 Gordon told me what happened to Tim Drake. 515 00:52:04,523 --> 00:52:07,925 That's why I didn't want you going up against the Joker... 516 00:52:08,128 --> 00:52:09,492 ...impostor or not. 517 00:52:09,829 --> 00:52:13,458 Nothing against your old partners, but I'm a completely different Batman. 518 00:52:13,666 --> 00:52:15,327 I was never a Robin, I never-- 519 00:52:19,005 --> 00:52:20,199 Wait. 520 00:52:21,172 --> 00:52:22,936 Joker smashed up the cases... 521 00:52:23,143 --> 00:52:26,010 ...but why was this the only costume he went out of his way to destroy? 522 00:52:26,413 --> 00:52:27,744 Robin did shoot him. 523 00:52:28,014 --> 00:52:31,507 A ghost out for revenge? I don't buy it. I talked to Drake. 524 00:52:31,717 --> 00:52:34,481 He's got less love for that costume than the Joker. 525 00:52:34,688 --> 00:52:36,918 I think somehow he's behind this. 526 00:52:37,123 --> 00:52:38,181 That's crazy. 527 00:52:38,391 --> 00:52:40,451 So was Drake, once. 528 00:52:40,661 --> 00:52:44,563 Look, here's the readout of everything we know the Jokerz have stolen. 529 00:52:47,166 --> 00:52:50,534 Now let's combine those into something that would be used by a communications expert. 530 00:52:50,971 --> 00:52:52,699 Someone of Tim Drake's caliber. 531 00:52:55,541 --> 00:52:57,271 Satellite jamming system. 532 00:52:57,677 --> 00:53:00,612 Whoever uses this can access satellite defense systems... 533 00:53:00,813 --> 00:53:02,179 ...and fire them at will. 534 00:53:02,382 --> 00:53:03,610 Someone already has. 535 00:53:03,949 --> 00:53:06,077 I suspected Jordan Pryce might be the Joker... 536 00:53:06,286 --> 00:53:09,380 ...but the Jokerz were on your company yacht trying to slag Pryce. 537 00:53:09,588 --> 00:53:12,114 I got him off before it was blasted to splinters. 538 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:18,956 I think your little Robin's turned into a bitter old crow. 539 00:53:19,166 --> 00:53:21,259 He's gotta be the brains behind this new Joker. 540 00:53:21,467 --> 00:53:23,902 It's harsh, but who else is there? 541 00:53:26,505 --> 00:53:27,905 Suit up. 542 00:53:28,175 --> 00:53:31,940 Take the car and check it out. I'll monitor you from here. 543 00:53:33,045 --> 00:53:35,239 What happened to leaving it to the cops? 544 00:53:35,882 --> 00:53:36,974 Not their game. 545 00:53:37,483 --> 00:53:39,884 There's something else I want to take with me. 546 00:54:04,344 --> 00:54:07,108 Drake, I know you're the connection to the Joker. 547 00:54:09,815 --> 00:54:11,909 Don't pretend you didn't hear me. 548 00:54:12,552 --> 00:54:13,710 Hologram. 549 00:54:28,068 --> 00:54:30,092 You guessed it, Batfake! 550 00:54:30,302 --> 00:54:33,760 The disgruntled Mr. Drake is indeed in my employ. 551 00:54:34,407 --> 00:54:39,344 Took him a few years, but he figured out who ran the real winning team. 552 00:54:39,579 --> 00:54:43,106 This is one of Uncle Sam's orbiting defense satellites. 553 00:54:43,315 --> 00:54:45,784 Hyperion class, laser-armed. 554 00:54:45,985 --> 00:54:48,920 Handy litlle gadget for shooting down unfriendly missiles... 555 00:54:49,121 --> 00:54:51,521 ...or giving someone a world-class hotfoot. 556 00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:57,224 Think of it as urban tagging on a grand scale... 557 00:54:57,431 --> 00:55:02,333 ...reminding all and sundry that this is Joker territory. 558 00:55:02,536 --> 00:55:04,594 You're welcome to try and stop us... 559 00:55:04,804 --> 00:55:08,900 ...but I'm not taking bets on that happening anytime soon. Toodles. 560 00:56:02,762 --> 00:56:03,956 Miss me? 561 00:56:13,106 --> 00:56:15,402 Computer, search for the name Jolly Jack. 562 00:56:21,081 --> 00:56:24,244 Abandoned candy factory. Just his style. 563 00:56:24,451 --> 00:56:26,077 Wayne, I think I've got something. 564 00:56:26,353 --> 00:56:29,447 Download this transmition and tell Gordon to have her men at that address. 565 00:56:29,655 --> 00:56:32,590 -I'm gonna-- -Aren't you the nasty tattletale? 566 00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:36,056 Ratting me out before I have my fun. 567 00:56:36,262 --> 00:56:37,992 Papa spank. 568 00:56:56,949 --> 00:56:57,938 Yeah, I know! 569 00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:45,896 I'd better sit down before I bust a gut! 570 00:57:46,563 --> 00:57:48,690 Catch you later, kiddo! 571 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:55,297 It's stopped. I'm going after him. 572 00:58:17,527 --> 00:58:18,755 Gotcha! 573 00:58:42,085 --> 00:58:43,313 Ace. 574 00:58:55,431 --> 00:58:56,989 Good bat-dog. 575 00:59:07,242 --> 00:59:08,471 Where'd he go? 576 00:59:13,248 --> 00:59:14,409 Watch it! 577 00:59:14,617 --> 00:59:15,947 You watch it! 578 00:59:18,121 --> 00:59:19,418 It's him! 579 00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,239 Double down. 580 00:59:57,860 --> 01:00:00,327 Lovely playroom. You getting this, Wayne? 581 01:00:00,762 --> 01:00:03,664 I see it. You keep your eyes open for the Joker. 582 01:00:14,277 --> 01:00:15,266 Tim. 583 01:00:16,012 --> 01:00:17,603 Get up, Drake. 584 01:00:18,780 --> 01:00:20,873 What? Who is it? 585 01:00:21,083 --> 01:00:22,516 Where's the Joker? 586 01:00:22,818 --> 01:00:23,806 Joker? 587 01:00:24,018 --> 01:00:26,853 Drop the act. I know you're working with him. 588 01:00:27,222 --> 01:00:30,681 No, Joker's gone. I don't know where he is, really. 589 01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:34,286 Suit sensors aren't picking up any pulse fluctuations. 590 01:00:34,664 --> 01:00:35,789 It's the truth. 591 01:00:36,231 --> 01:00:39,530 I don't do this anymore. I have a home and family. 592 01:00:39,735 --> 01:00:43,467 I gave this up years ago. Kids' stuff. That's all it was. 593 01:00:44,306 --> 01:00:46,867 It may be the truth, but he's still whacked. 594 01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:50,646 Fun and games. Boy Wonder playing the hero. 595 01:00:50,847 --> 01:00:53,838 Fighting the bad guys and no one ever gets.... 596 01:00:54,349 --> 01:00:56,146 Oh, God. 597 01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:58,313 I killed him. 598 01:00:58,788 --> 01:01:00,516 I didn't mean to. 599 01:01:00,722 --> 01:01:02,485 I tried so hard to forget. 600 01:01:02,791 --> 01:01:06,818 But I still hear the shot, still see his dead smile. 601 01:01:07,530 --> 01:01:09,360 Every night the dreams get stronger. 602 01:01:09,565 --> 01:01:12,159 He's there when I sleep, whispering, laughing... 603 01:01:12,367 --> 01:01:15,335 ...telling me I'm just as bad as he is, we're both the same. 604 01:01:15,672 --> 01:01:17,434 I'm calling an ambulance. 605 01:01:17,639 --> 01:01:20,130 No, I'm all right. Forgive me, Terry. 606 01:01:20,342 --> 01:01:24,143 Old, nasty memories twisting inside me like bad oysters. 607 01:01:24,347 --> 01:01:25,335 Nothing really. 608 01:01:25,847 --> 01:01:27,679 I'm perfectly fine now. 609 01:01:27,884 --> 01:01:29,181 How do you know my name? 610 01:01:29,686 --> 01:01:33,121 There's nothing about you I don't know, Batfake. 611 01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:39,222 Terry! 612 01:01:40,963 --> 01:01:42,692 Have a time-out, kid. 613 01:01:42,898 --> 01:01:45,492 Can't let you spoil the party too soon. 614 01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:50,297 And Bruce, I'm sure you've got your monkey-boy wired somehow. 615 01:01:51,007 --> 01:01:55,034 That's just peachy, because I want you to see every minute of this. 616 01:01:55,244 --> 01:01:56,541 It's a killer. 617 01:02:15,030 --> 01:02:16,224 My God. 618 01:02:20,135 --> 01:02:23,400 Oh, I never get tired of that! 619 01:02:23,773 --> 01:02:24,762 Drake? 620 01:02:25,306 --> 01:02:27,172 You're the Joker? 621 01:02:27,443 --> 01:02:31,811 That flabby oaf doesn't even realize I'm using him as a time-share. 622 01:02:32,014 --> 01:02:36,246 Beneath this puckish exterior lies the mind of a genius... 623 01:02:36,452 --> 01:02:38,010 ...years ahead of my time. 624 01:02:38,353 --> 01:02:41,221 In the weeks young Robin was under my tutelage... 625 01:02:41,422 --> 01:02:45,952 ...l used him as the subject of my greatest experiment. 626 01:02:46,161 --> 01:02:49,152 Utilizing cutting-edge genetics technology... 627 01:02:49,364 --> 01:02:51,264 ...which I had pinched here and there... 628 01:02:51,467 --> 01:02:54,833 ...l encoded my DNA on a microchip... 629 01:02:55,036 --> 01:02:57,938 ...and set it into bird-boy's birdbrain. 630 01:02:58,407 --> 01:02:59,898 Here. 631 01:03:00,108 --> 01:03:04,704 Everything that was me has been a-sleeping all comfy and cozy... 632 01:03:04,914 --> 01:03:07,780 ...inside Tim Drake's subconscious. 633 01:03:08,050 --> 01:03:12,043 At first, I had to limit the time I spent in Drake's body. 634 01:03:12,255 --> 01:03:13,949 He's not aware of what I do... 635 01:03:14,157 --> 01:03:17,056 ...chalking up any lingering memories to bad dreams. 636 01:03:17,326 --> 01:03:20,590 If his family misses him, I simply call wifey and tell her: 637 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:22,958 "l'm working late, honey." 638 01:03:23,231 --> 01:03:25,199 The changes come at will now... 639 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:29,599 ...and soon I'll be strong enough to live in this body permanently. 640 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:32,672 Mr. J's on the rebound, baby! 641 01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:36,902 My comeback party's gonna set the whole town on fire! 642 01:03:59,534 --> 01:04:01,934 So where should I make ground zero? 643 01:04:02,137 --> 01:04:06,369 Gotham General, where our hero's dear little Dana is recuperating? 644 01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:11,036 Or here, in the happy garden of Mrs. Mary McGinnis? 645 01:04:13,014 --> 01:04:16,280 I always think it adds resonance to a hero's mission... 646 01:04:16,485 --> 01:04:19,648 ...to have some defining element of tragedy in his background... 647 01:04:19,856 --> 01:04:21,221 ...don't you? 648 01:04:22,224 --> 01:04:25,592 Ah, but the one and only kick off point... 649 01:04:25,795 --> 01:04:28,628 ...must be stately Wayne Manor. 650 01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:30,056 Gone in a flash... 651 01:04:30,266 --> 01:04:34,668 ...before Brucie can hobble to safety or mount a rescue. 652 01:04:34,871 --> 01:04:36,132 Don't worry, though. 653 01:04:39,074 --> 01:04:42,373 I'll be hitting those other spots soon enough. 654 01:04:43,378 --> 01:04:44,936 Adi�s, Brucie. 655 01:04:45,146 --> 01:04:48,514 I guess I should salute you as a worthy adversary and all that... 656 01:04:48,717 --> 01:04:53,018 ...but the truth is, I really did hate your guts. 657 01:04:54,824 --> 01:04:59,318 What about it, kid? Any last words for the old Batfart? 658 01:04:59,929 --> 01:05:02,056 Yeah. Sic him. 659 01:05:08,170 --> 01:05:09,728 Ace, here! 660 01:05:13,409 --> 01:05:14,670 Attaboy! 661 01:05:27,489 --> 01:05:30,186 End of the line, Snoopy. 662 01:05:36,364 --> 01:05:37,195 No! 663 01:05:52,514 --> 01:05:54,039 Oh, good. 664 01:05:54,250 --> 01:05:55,911 The beam's headed here. 665 01:05:56,117 --> 01:05:58,677 Now I'll have to start all over again. 666 01:05:58,887 --> 01:06:02,085 Thanks for wrecking everything, kid. See you around. 667 01:06:02,592 --> 01:06:03,889 Hold it. 668 01:06:04,460 --> 01:06:06,291 Oh, wise up, junior. 669 01:06:06,494 --> 01:06:07,893 Game's over! 670 01:06:08,097 --> 01:06:10,621 -I'm taking you in. -Right. 671 01:06:17,405 --> 01:06:19,465 You're out of your league, McGinnis. 672 01:06:19,675 --> 01:06:24,237 I know every trick the original Batman and Robin knew at their peak. 673 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:27,643 Maybe, but you don't know a thing about me. 674 01:06:27,882 --> 01:06:28,907 You? 675 01:06:29,117 --> 01:06:31,052 What's to know? You're a punk. 676 01:06:31,253 --> 01:06:32,844 A rank amateur. 677 01:06:33,054 --> 01:06:37,320 A costumed errand boy taking orders from a senile old man. 678 01:06:37,525 --> 01:06:40,619 Still, if it's a whooping you're wanting.... 679 01:06:41,931 --> 01:06:45,331 That's right. Better to run and save yourself. 680 01:06:45,534 --> 01:06:47,831 That's about your speed. 681 01:06:49,505 --> 01:06:51,632 Let's dance, bozo. 682 01:07:07,222 --> 01:07:09,248 He's tough. Any suggestions, boss? 683 01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:12,791 Joker is vain and likes to talk and try to distract you, but don't listen. 684 01:07:12,994 --> 01:07:14,690 Block it out and power through. 685 01:07:14,896 --> 01:07:15,920 Wait. 686 01:07:16,132 --> 01:07:17,565 I like to talk too. 687 01:07:20,869 --> 01:07:23,202 -What are you doing? -Fighting dirty. 688 01:07:23,405 --> 01:07:25,670 The real Batman would never-- 689 01:07:26,074 --> 01:07:28,235 Told you, you didn't know me. 690 01:07:30,413 --> 01:07:32,574 Funny guy. 691 01:07:32,947 --> 01:07:34,347 Can't say the same for you. 692 01:07:36,351 --> 01:07:39,913 Impudent brat. Who do you think you're talking to? 693 01:07:40,289 --> 01:07:42,018 Not a comedian, I'll tell ya that. 694 01:07:43,425 --> 01:07:44,518 Shut your mouth! 695 01:07:46,061 --> 01:07:48,860 The real Batman never talked to you much, did he? 696 01:07:49,065 --> 01:07:51,362 That's why you were so fixated on him. 697 01:07:52,867 --> 01:07:55,893 Don't play psychoanalyst with me, boy! 698 01:07:56,271 --> 01:07:58,900 Oh, I don't need a degree to figure you out. 699 01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:03,300 The real reason you kept coming back... 700 01:08:03,512 --> 01:08:06,208 ...was you never got a laugh out of the old man. 701 01:08:06,547 --> 01:08:08,380 I'm not hearing this. 702 01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:11,451 Get a clue, clownie. He's got no sense of humor. 703 01:08:11,652 --> 01:08:14,349 He wouldn't know a good joke if it bit him in the cape. 704 01:08:14,724 --> 01:08:18,216 -Not that you ever had a good joke. -Shut up. Shut up! 705 01:08:18,426 --> 01:08:21,020 I mean, joy buzzers, squirting flowers? Lame! 706 01:08:21,229 --> 01:08:25,164 Where's the A material? Make a face, drop your pants, something! 707 01:08:25,367 --> 01:08:26,730 Show yourself! 708 01:08:26,935 --> 01:08:30,804 You make me laugh, but only because I think you're kind of pathetic. 709 01:08:33,041 --> 01:08:34,530 Stop that! 710 01:08:36,110 --> 01:08:38,773 You fell in a tank of acid, got your skin bleached... 711 01:08:38,979 --> 01:08:40,948 ...then decided to become a super villain. 712 01:08:41,149 --> 01:08:44,175 What? You couldn't get work as a rodeo clown? 713 01:08:47,488 --> 01:08:49,117 Don't you dare laugh at me! 714 01:08:51,725 --> 01:08:54,957 Why? I thought the Joker always wanted to make Batman laugh. 715 01:08:55,395 --> 01:08:56,886 You're not Batman! 716 01:09:23,657 --> 01:09:25,146 Come on, McGinnis! 717 01:09:25,358 --> 01:09:28,793 Laugh it up now, you miserable little punk! Laugh! 718 01:09:30,162 --> 01:09:33,097 I can't hear you! 719 01:10:04,564 --> 01:10:05,860 Easy, I've got you. 720 01:10:16,042 --> 01:10:17,100 Way ahead of you. 721 01:11:10,195 --> 01:11:13,529 Delia and Deidre Dennis, your grandmother's paid your bail. 722 01:11:13,733 --> 01:11:16,064 You're being released to her custody, pending your trial. 723 01:11:16,269 --> 01:11:18,463 -Oh. -Joy. 724 01:11:21,640 --> 01:11:23,471 You rotten little scamps! 725 01:11:23,676 --> 01:11:28,170 I struggle to make a good home for you and this is the thanks I get! 726 01:11:29,314 --> 01:11:30,838 Break a grandmother's heart! 727 01:11:31,050 --> 01:11:35,487 -I hope they throw the book at you! -Oh, shut up, Nana Harley. 728 01:11:39,658 --> 01:11:41,627 You didn't have to cover up for me, Barbara. 729 01:11:41,961 --> 01:11:45,828 The Joker's gone, Tim. You were just along for the ride. 730 01:11:47,466 --> 01:11:48,661 How are you doing, Mr. Drake? 731 01:11:48,868 --> 01:11:50,859 Tim, this is Terry McGinnis. 732 01:11:51,069 --> 01:11:53,698 -We met the other night. -We did? 733 01:11:56,542 --> 01:11:58,033 I owe you big time. 734 01:11:58,578 --> 01:11:59,636 Forget it. 735 01:11:59,845 --> 01:12:04,043 For what it's worth, Bruce couldn't have chosen anyone better to put on the mask. 736 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:07,644 Coming from you, that means everything. 737 01:12:08,488 --> 01:12:11,650 Sometimes the important things go unsaid. 738 01:12:11,990 --> 01:12:15,289 If there's one thing I've learned you've got to appreciate the people in your life... 739 01:12:15,494 --> 01:12:16,984 ...while you have the chance. 740 01:12:17,463 --> 01:12:20,228 Not everyone is capable of expressing that, Tim. 741 01:12:20,432 --> 01:12:23,230 No matter how much they might feel it in their heart. 742 01:12:23,703 --> 01:12:25,000 I know. 743 01:12:29,274 --> 01:12:30,332 What are you doing here? 744 01:12:30,643 --> 01:12:32,337 It's where I should be. 745 01:12:35,747 --> 01:12:36,737 Terry. 746 01:12:38,350 --> 01:12:41,012 I've been thinking about what you once told me. 747 01:12:41,954 --> 01:12:43,081 You were wrong. 748 01:12:44,090 --> 01:12:46,354 It's not Batman that makes you worthwhile. 749 01:12:47,594 --> 01:12:49,528 It's the other way around. 750 01:12:49,929 --> 01:12:52,261 Never tell yourself anything different. 751 01:12:53,432 --> 01:12:54,729 Thanks. 752 01:13:02,574 --> 01:13:03,974 Hello, Tim. 753 01:13:05,278 --> 01:13:07,006 Hi, old man.