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Okay!
Pack up
Carmen, you can see the film tomorrow at 2 pm
I've already dated the editor
Once okayed by you, it can be edited
Good
Carmen, all finished?
Yes
You really are efficient
Wonder how long I can endure this
He always paws over you
That's why she got promoted so soon
Excuse me
Such taunts alone are a burden to you
People might doubt your ability,
even if you got it
Su, Line 4
Thank you
Newsman Construction Company?
Yes, can I help you?
What's wrong with your construction?
What do you mean?
The completion of your Jones Building was
delayed for 3 months. Now it's being delayed again
When can
it be ready?
Now we've to continue the installments and
pay rents for our own premises at the same time
That's a drain on our financial resources
Miss
My premises will be repossessed by month-end
Where can I move to?
To your home?
I need the house to get married
Building a house is
I know it's different from a jigsaw puzzle
The weather conditions have affected our schedule
There have been many storms for the past months
You made the same excuse last time
and you said the contract terms are binding
Glad you understand
So you're hanging up on me!
How dare you do that?
Darn you!
Creep you're hanging up on me
So you've hung up on me
Outrageous!
Newsman Construction Company?
Yes
Creep, you have no right to hang up on me
What's it?
Haven't you had enough?
Did you tell him which flat you bought?
No, they might
take off the toilet for retaliation
You go on. I'll stop him over there
Mr. Chung, give us some tips
I beg you, Mr. Chung. Thank you
I can't
I don't know the Test Paper either
Sorry, no...
I beg you. Mr. Chung...
Okay... Calm down
No tips, but pay attention to Chapter 4
Chapter 4
Note it down, Chapter 4
Any other info, Mr. Chung?
No! I'll be at home during the summer vacation
Come and ask me then
Boss, something good!
Mr. Chung, okay? I'll make it cheaper
No, my house's full of them. My wife may curse me
Impossible!
Next time I'll reserve something good for you
Okay
How much, boss?
$500!
$500?
This has a history of over 80 years
Okay!
Chung Chu-hsiung...
Cherry Chung? A big film star! Is she coming?
Go and see, over there
Chung Chu-hsiung...
I'm coming. Don't shout
What? A man named Chung Chu-hsiung?
I told you not to call my name in public
But you're Chung Chu-hsiung!
Drive!
It's crowded
I told you to buy a bigger car
Come, let's fix positions
No need...
My master said my lucky star today is Southeast
This is East, I'll sit on the East. Go away...
Four, you start with East
East is my lucky number
I'll take you all today. I'm lucky
He's lucky in other things too
The Australian dollar has been on the rise
Yes
Things are so unfair
He gets a premium in foreign exchange
The foreign currency rises everyday
We work so hard and can't earn as much
So the rich are getting richer, and the poor the poorer
Don't bluff! My grandad didn't give me much
Only...
90,000
What? $90,000 is not a small amount
9 number! Are you going to take?
Take!
Otherwise, get your tile!
My grandad has a big safe
full of money
But he's a miser
Play
But never mind. He's dying soon
and I'm his only heir!
Shame on you! You...
Quiet!
Chen Wen, please
Wrong number
Oh, I thought it was my fiance
If you're so yielding to her now.
You'll suffer when you get married
We've cohabited for a long time
That's almost as good as getting married
Thank you
I should say 'thank you'
Five doubles
How did you make it?
On Double East. I already said it's my lucky number
The North round's just over. Let's settle
A draw! What a coincidence
Quiet...! Quiet!
Carmen, you told me you'd dine with a client
B, we must put off our wedding
Carmen, only because he plays mahjong?
Aren't you going a bit too far?
At worst I'll give up mahjong
What?
You said you wouldn't marry me!
Our new house won't be ready till 3 months later
and our present flat has to be repossessed at the end of this month
Where can we live then?
How can we get married without quarters?
I thought it was something serious
With me as your friend, you've no worries
My grandad has a house “P NI.
He used it to keep his mistress
It has been vacant for a long time
You can move in for 3 months
Is it fit for occupation now?
Tho'a bit old, it has been in proper maintenance
with water and electricity
Good! How much is the rent?
That'll depend on his luck
If lucky, he pays no rent but gets an allowance
What do you mean?
The mahjong table will decide
Come... hurry up
Continue with E round and me as banker again
Please pay for the 5 Doubles first
You said the game finished with a draw
Right, let's start all over again
So you know how the wind blows
Not as good as you!
What about your apple?
What for?
Bring an apple to a new house
and it will bring you peace
No apple! Will an apple stem do?
Maybe!
I kept this in response to
the Keep HK Clean campaign
You never take my advice
It's so old
It's clean inside
Where shall we put the things, boss?
Just move them inside
Don't scratch the floor
Okay...
My most favorite clock. Look
Your favorites
Are they nice?
Where to put the sofa?
Just let it lie here
This space can keep the TV set
Let's go inside to see the bedroom
This is...
Ching's Little Granny
Listless eyes and a hefty bosom
She looks every inch a seductress
Don't say that, she's our landlady
Well, she looks quite charming
Without charm
she couldn't have lured a man...
into giving her such a big house?
You women...
What?
Looks okay, thought a bit old
How come?
Pal...
Move it one after another
They are all my valuables! Take care
Boss, we worked since early this morning
We haven't had one drop of water
Tip us some tea money
80 soon? You've only worked for a short while
Go on. The boss
will reward you properly
Is that right, boss?
Come on, move these!
Darling it's already the 30th pot.
Enough“.
Go on with washing. I'll go to boil water for myself.
Wash now before it all goes out.
What's it?
Goddess on Lotus?
What are you doing?
I've finished. Now it's your turn
Half a pot will be enough for me
Oh, you...
Miss... She called you a seductress
Also a hefty bosom and listless eyes!
They've been calling you seductress!
What a funny room
It's so cool like air-conditioned
She goes bottomless, she must be evil
I say she's an Oyster Maid
Right
A wicker bed?
She wouldn't even say sorry or excuse me
Right
Not bad
Good, sleep here tonight
Coming
Don't! Ching told us not to touch
the things upstairs. They are his grandpa's gems
Have a look
Oh, it's great!
I knew you'd like them
Pure redwood and marble
One set will cost up to $300,000
Ching's grandpa must've spent lots of money on that
A set like this was already expensive then
Nonsense, they were all my dowry!
This room seems cool
Sure it is
I feel a bit cold!
Let me give you some warmth
Oh, what a shame!
No man has ever slept on it for years
Now he's making a mess of it
Miss, I'm going out
Where? Come on!
What a shame?
Open your eyes!
Otherwise, open wide your mouth
Wider!
Darling...
It's fun, real fun...
Darling, don't ever make any move
I can't move anyway
What a shame?
"B" go now!
Go!
Miss, you haven't been so happy for a long time
If this goes on, we may even get killed
Look, here's a big gap
Wonder what's contained inside
Well. I'll mend it tomorrow. Sleep!
What have we got for today?
Only salad and steak
We've on bottled gas now.
Shall I start the fire?
No need! Only barbecue!
What's this?
What does such a large glass box contain
It's so heavy!
Let's go in to see what happens
It's so big we can't roast it
Lend her a hand!
Good!
Don't ever provoke her anymore
Carmen, my antenna's hooked by that tree
Come and brush it aside now
What happened?
Hear that?
Carmen, hurry up!
Quite nimble
See if there's any vision
Fixed!
Really interesting!
It smells good!
It smells good! Why so much food now?
Don't hold me, people may see it
They'd say you're prudish
Oh, you're getting dirty!
Let me wipe it for you
No need, I'll do it myself
Don't be shy. Let me wipe it for you
Okay now. Let me bring the food out
You told me it was salad!
Disgusting!
What's wrong? Why's the rice cooked?
Miss...
Don't be in my way
I'm not! Listen, he...
He held me tight just now!
Did he?
He even caressed...
My face!
Try it
He even brought the food out for me
He's the first man who's been so nice to me
Isn't that glass box more fun?
Miss, so many men inside?
Cute, isn't it?
What's this?
That TV set's fixed so soon
A TV set!
The food tasted good
You didn't appreciate that till now
Great
Dad said you could take the baby away
Of course, I will
The midwife said he might not be brought up
Now don't complain
I'll give you some money
Take this furniture too, if you prefer
Miss, her background looks like yours
Her plight's worse, for she has a baby
Right
Pei, why is she going away?
The ancient women are dumb and idiotic
They never resisted when bullied by the men
They only resigned themselves to fate
They were pure and adorable!
They were obedient faithful and true
They never resisted
Right! 80 you men could keep concubines.
Mistresses and fool around
Not every man's like that
Why not?
It takes
two to tango. Some girls are
willing to become men's concubines or mistresses
These girls are really headless
Miss, she said you're headless
The social system was like that before
Formerly girls were good for nothing
If my husband should take a concubine
I'd cut off his thing of divorce him
That's the trouble with you modern woman
9 out of 10 marriages end up in divorce
Formerly only a husband forsook his wife
Of course, women had to depend on their husbands
She got a maid to serve her all the time
Once divorced, she can't live
She has to eat shit
Miss, she told you to eat shit
You go and eat it!
What's wrong?
Probably my muscles got strained by the removal
I'm having a convulsion
Are you?
Why can't I make it?
Let me
Miss, you're great
Let me wash the bowls. You wipe the table
Take a few photos for B
Pose!
Yes, take a look
B. let me take a photo for you
What for?
Higher
Oh, it flashes!
Can it be done?
Fully automatic, just push this button
Push this button!
Smile
B
Monster!
Gigi. I want to see. Hurry up!
Finished...
It works
You feel like sleeping...
Sleep... Don't read anymore
Miss, it works! We may continue
Faster
Good
It's so awkward!
Is copying now the trend?
We spent 30 minutes talking about ball and exercise...
Why are you so listless?
I don't feel like myself after the removal
What about your Project?
You call this Commercial?
Maybe it's good for the Poor Men's Night Club
What then?
Take things as they come
The way the client reacts, I've nothing to say
I don't think you have any good ideas
Don't waste my time
Mr. Yang, please wait for 10 more minutes
2 of my producers
may offer good ideas
Okay... 10 minutes
Any suggestions?
We may use an Astronautess to do the commercial
stressing Suprex Sanitary Napkins as epoch-making
light, waterproof and absorbent
You feel superb after using Superex
like an Astronautess in space
We use space jacket to stress its extra thin design
Sheer nonsense
I always stress popularity
but you propose using an anstronaustess
Tell me,
how many astronautesses are there now?
There's no rapport at all
Carmen...
What about your design?
I have in mind...
an unconventional approach, that is...
Get a man to do the Sanitary Napkin commercial
What?
Good idea. Go on
Me...
Well, this commercial...
I've to give further thought to it
Miss Li, let me have your design soon
Bye
Goodbye. Mr. Yang
Carmen
Yes
This time we'll count on you
What now?
Think of something
I shouldn't have proposed that
Su, a call from your husband again!
Tell him I'm going out with a man
What's been going on between you two?
Nothing! Never mind him!
Men today have no more status!
The wife works, and the man does household work
Right, Miss
Could he be her so-called...
Gigolo
Yes!
Where are you from?
I'm an Electrician!
From Shun Chi you called this morning
Shun Chi?
He doesn't look so naive
Any identification paper?
Not from a small shop like ours, brother
How can I know your identity, big brother?
I'm no longer big brother. I've quitted
Why don't you give me a chance?
Give me a chance. I beg you!
Believe me!
Okay... I believe you
Come in!
Thank you
Don't mention it
Sorry! Listen!
Though your heart has been changed.
Your look remains unchanged
Come on!
What's it?
Gigi, is it beautiful?
Quite cute!
It's torn behind
Isn't it?
Yes
Wait
Miss, let me take a photo for you
Okay
What's this?
Even electricity's off
B...
Darling
Today's not my birthday. What's the celebration?
On our removal. Everything's fixed now
Is it?
It's fun
And the Japanese food
Look...
Darling, you're okay
It's money that counts
I spent over $1,000
We put friendship before money
Miss, I remember that when your master returned.
You 2 were as passionate as they are
Send me a painting, so I won't miss you
Gigi...
Miss, are you alright?
Yes
Don't over drink, you may get drunk
Hell with you
They may discover it.
I'll photograph when there's lightning
It's fun
Eat!
Eat! You like it...
We take our first bath in so many days
Today's the day of our formal removal
So it's you! Come in quick!
Who's she?
Each time you appear. I've to sleep on the living room
Hope I don't have to sleep in the street next time
What's up again?
He slapped me!
He's darned!
Look, you're all in bruises
The bloody men!
Did you hit him back?
Yes, but I was beaten and ran out
A wife-beater is darned
Divorce him
How can you give such advice?
Right
Do you regret leaving him?
A clean break will end a long suffering
It will hurt more when you have children
You married young. Did you think it over?
Well, divorce while you're young
Once you grow old, it will be
difficult to get a new partner
Listen
In fact, divorce is not the best solution
A couple should tolerate and understand each other
Any misunderstanding should be
settled peacefully, not through violence
A peaceful family is a happy family
Man is always reckless and clumsy
Forgive him!
It sounds sensible
Of course, don't be disturbed by drivels
Divorce can't be taken lightly
It won't be amiss to follow my advice!
What did I say just now?
It was quite convincing. I feel better now
Let's go back upstairs
Okay
With swollen eyes, you can't go to office tomorrow
It's not too late to turn
I'll make a facial for you and you'll look pretty tomorrow
Anyway, I want to do it myself
B...
Get up
It's me'
Carmen, you scared me!
This time I'm finished!
Maybe the powder's outdated
Now it can't be removed
Stop laughing
Sue's the same inside. Go in and help
What now?
Break it! Come on!
My face hurts badly!
Let me break it for you
Just do it lightly!
It can't be broken
Don't move!
Next
Lighter!
-It hurts! Lighter -Don't move
Who could it be at this hour?
Don't let my husband in to see me like this
Okay
Who's it?
Sam!
Is he really coming?
Carmen
Sue said she can't beat you?
May I come in and sit down?
Come right in
Thank you
Is Sue in?
She came here each time you quarreled
Why are you so late this time?
I took much time finding out your present address
Come in now!
Well, where's Sue?
She's inside in the room with my husband
Inside? What for?
To knock off something
What?
Right
So you have the nerve to tell me
my wife is with your husband
He already did it for me
What you did for your husband is your own business
How could he do it for my wife?
Had you come earlier,
I could've let you do it for me too
Your wife told me not to
let you in to see how she looks
Of course, she won't, but I must see her now!
Lighter!
Keep away!
Don't be impulsive. It'll be over soon
You'll only embarrass everyone now
Keep away, or I'll burst your head
Bastard what are you doing?
Don't!
You're here?
Now you do it for her
Creep, why are you coming in?
Sue!
Get out...
Listen...
Sue, sorry! I can't stop him
Don't! Sue, don't...
Darn you. I told you not to come in
I'll kill you...
She told me you were...
I thought...
What? I'll kill you...
Sue, don't...
You're reckless. You deserve punishment
You made such a big noise!
She knocked me!
She knocked too hard!
I'll kill you! Don't run!
Miss Li...
Don't worry. I'll fix it, Mr. Yang
Miss Li, don't think I tried to baffle you
Only because I like your design
and attach importance to your TV commercial,
I need someone special for the job
It won't be for your own good if
the one doing it can't do it effectively
That's right!
Right!
Sorry, Mr. Yang, for my rashness, but
what kind of a personally you've in mind
You like none of
the 200 men recommended.
Nor the pile of candidates you saw today
Sue!
SUE
Yes?
Find some more photos for Mr. Yang's selection
There's none better than this. Why try again?
This?
He won't do it.
He's your friend, he won't turn you down
Don't you think so?
Yes...
He charges heavily
How much?
$30,000 a day
I don't mind
No need to look around anymore
He won't do it
Okay...
"Extrasensory power"
Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...
Buddy, you scared me!
What were you murmuring?
What? I was using my own strength...
to remove this cup
Extrasensory power? Have you got it?
Everyone has it, if he tries, according to a writer
How?
He said only by concentrating your attention
on your objective, you'll make it
What were you murmuring?
It was an incantation to help you concentrate
Well, how?
Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...
Doing it alone. I might not be strong enough
Let's combine and try it
Okay...
Come on!
Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...
Isn't it fun?
Gigi!
Fantastic!
Like supermen!
Let's try on something heavy
Okay...
What about the TV set?
Use the teapoy!
Okay...
Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...
Carmen...
You're here?
Why have you broken a cup?
Let's have Carmen join us and try it
Okay...
No, no
Let's try if we can control a man
Okay!
On, no
You've to serve her all the time
See what else they're going to do?
Have her serve us for a change!
No...
Li. Ma. La. La. Ba. Ba. Cha...
What are you talking about?
What are you doing?
Why are you all standing there? Come in and be seated
Come on! Don't be formal
Sit down
Sit down. I'll get something to serve you
We've made it...
Sorry to have kept you waiting
Come and eat something!
Eat...
Creep, let me help you. This?
Thank you
What about you?
I want a soft drink
What about you?
I want beer
Wait!
Thank you
Yours
Cheers...
Come... Cheers!
It's impolite to turn it down
What's your name, sir?
What? You don't even know Wu Kuo-ching
Wu? That surname sounds intimate to me
Little Moustache, why keep staring at me?
Sorry...
Well, you must drink. Drink it.
You're nice, fatty, I'll give you fruit.
You three come out?
Okay...
Frankly, what were on your mind
when you were reciting?
Don't misunderstand!
I only hoped for dinner form her,
nothing else
Whether they had any illusions I don't know
Darn you, maniac!
Nothing! Really nothing!
Don't ever cherish any illusions!
It's serious, don't misunderstand
Are you sure you didn't make silly illusions?
Yes
Otherwise, we're no longer friends
Miss, don't go too far
Let's go
Carmen, we must leave
Let's go. Bye-bye
You want to leave the moment I return?
Stay here for dinner tonight
No, thanks
Bye-bye
Bye-bye!
Why are your friends acting so crankily!
Say that again creep!
What? I'm not as crafty as you are
Come in! I've found a summer vacation job for you
What kind of a job?
To do a TV commercial!
What? Why me?
My boss named you specially on seeing your photo
Now you know I'm a VIP
What kind of a commercial?
I won't do it if it has sex or violence
It's a new...
Instant Noodles commercial
They pay a handsome remuneration of $10,000 a day
No problem
Creep!
Going out now? It's going to be Typhoon Signal No. 8
If I don't go out, it may be Signal No. 10 at home
Why?
I forgot to buy Suprex for my wife
She's now flying into a rage!
Never mind, I've bought several packets
Take one for the emergency
Thank you, I can have a good night's sleep tonight
OK!
OK
How did I perform?
Up to professional standards
Am I?
Did I look handsome?
Yes
A woman feels petulant when hit by a storm
To calm her feelings,
I've Suprex ready at home for the emergency
Darling I forgot to remind you to buy Suprex
OK
Finished?
Yes, you may leave
And you?
I still have to do some close-ups
Come back early
Bye-bye!
Are you not going to tell him?
It depends
A close-up
Gigi...
Miss
Where have you been? Why is it so noisy?
I was watching people...
Play mahjong!
Mahjong?
I haven't played it for years! Come on!
Can you take it?
Sorry, all of a kind, you must pay for it.
Again?
Why are you that bad?
Luckily I don't have to pay it myself
You played this hot tile, you pay for it
Right, you shouldn't have played this
I've almost lost everything
Never mind, the commercial I did will cover it
If you keep losing you my lose more than that
When can I see you on TV?
It'll appear 1st time next Monday at 8 pm, according to Carmen
I haven't seen it myself
See if I look like a movie star then
Right now I want to know if you have cash
Out of the way!
Why are you so cocky?
Let me play for some time
What round is it now?
West round! Are you mad with the loss?
See who's going to be mad with the loss then
To play with a poor player like you...
I played mahjong before your dad was born
Gi, isn't that right?
What's going on?
Red
Pung! Why play so fast?
Well, why are you playing so fast?
It's fun!
Five Doubles
Oh, six Doubles!
Seven Doubles
All in pairs, All of a sort
Good
Oh, Yuans!
Four Big Joys
Game!
Terrific!
Four sets visible, self-made, Ching
So a poor player beats his master
I'll be finished unless my grandpa dies
Don't curse your grandpa, brat
I'm not cursing him!
I got 0 call from Australia 2 days ago
saying that he was dying in hospital
Would you fare well if he died?
Sure, this house alone could have
fetched millions at current value
Is this house your grandpa's? When did he buy it?
I told you before, be bought it to
keep a mistress when he was young
What's his name?
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Didn't I tell you that before?
His real name is Wu Tsui-tsai!
Wu Shui-tsai!
Is your grandma named Ho Fei-feng?
Is she named Ho Fei-feng?
You remember my grandma's name?
She was a popular singsong girl, not a whore
She quitted out of love for your grandpa
Singsong girl? It's different from singers of today
It was a whore
How do you know?
You told me that before
Your turn! Play!
Grandpa... How's your grandpa now?
He's critical in Australia
Why don't you go and see him?
What good will it do to him?
Even if...
Carmen's back. Let's stop
Never mind her. Go on
Go on with playing
Hsiung, you're a man again!
Go on... Go on!
Carmen
Five-number
Let's play slowly
What are you doing? Have you got a share?
I've made the last game, 3 Doubles
What's wrong? Get it back!
Okay! Don't be so tough
4 more rounds, I must recapture the lost ground
I don't mind. See what Hsiung has to say
Let's continue
You say so too
That's different. Excuse me
Haven't you seen that?
I'm very hungry
Now Carmen's here,
tell her to cook something
Is Carmen back?
You said, never mind her
Crazy, let's stop
I thought you were a he-man
Miss, what did you say to him?
Let's stop and clear the table
He's not taking any interest now
They're leaving soon
Put the mahjong tiles aside
No need...! Let me fix it
Wait!
Where are my eye-glasses?
Miss, have you got any news?
No
Film a Certificate of Screening for my foreign friend
There's no more film
Replace a new roll
Come back!
I'm taking noodles. Shall I cook a bowl for you?
I've come specially to eat out with you
Oh, no, I must see my maiden performance
You've lots of chances to see it.
I don't feel like eating Instant Noodles
Anyway, I must see it first. Time's up
I couldn't get Noodles in this brand today
Isn't that strange since it appears on TV today?
Maybe it was sold out on the shop you visited
Well, let's go
Wait a while, I must change
Go and change now!
Why are you in such a hurry?
I'm very hungry
It's going on the air
Going out, Mr. Chen? It's going to be Typhoon Signal No. 8
That voice over me sounds so awkward
If I don't go out, it may be No. 10 at home
Why?
I forgot to buy Suprex for my wife
She's flying into a rage
Never mind. I've just bought several
Take one from me for the emergency
Thank you. I can have a good night's sleep tonight
A woman may be petulant several days in a month
To pacify her. I always have
Suprex ready for her moment's needs
Darling, don't forget to buy me Suprex
Look
Buy Suprex for your lover, and she'll love you more
Suprex Sanitary Napkins are absorbent and waterproof
With Suprex Sanitary Napkins,
you'll have peace all year round
Hsiung, not right
Mr Suprex,you're okay!
You...
Curse me, I'm mentally prepared
You...
We're all civil people
Please watch your language
What were you going to say?
You've double-crossed me!
What? You must've seen too many underworld films
At worst you may accuse me of lying!
Glad you understand
You know I hate liars
Why didn't you tell me frankly?
Right, nothing should be hidden between a couple
I've a Sanitary Napkin Commercial for you
Would you care to do it?
Sanitary Napkins? What is it?
Of course not! Are you crazy?
The client specially named you for the job
Had you refused to do it, it might cost my job
Now I may lose my job any time!
I'm a Professor, not a sexologist
How am I to face the people?
Did I make you a gay?
It was only a TV commercial. Why be ashamed?
Any rules against a University lecturer doing a TV commercial?
No,
but you shouldn't have made me do a Sanitary Napkin TV commercial!
A female requisite!
What age are we in now?
Why worry about female requisites or not?
It's just a piece of merchandise!
Merchandise?
Isn't it?
Now the die is cast. What do you want?
I want to use violence!
What
What's going on? They've never quarreled so badly
Didn't you hear that? He accused her of...
Cheating him out of an auntie's napkin!
In any case, it's not right for
a couple to cheat each other
Your master made the same mistake
He broke his promise to come back to you
No, he won't
He must've his reason for not coming back
He won't cheat me
I'm darned
Morning, Mr. Chung!
Morning
Mr. Chung, my wife's petulant on that period
She say your TV commercial. She wants me
to buy her some Suprex
to win her favor
Maybe you can get me a discount
I really can't stand your Suprex!
Coming
Sit...
Morning, Mr. Suprex
Did Carmen sleep well last night?
What's so funny?
Hsiung, next time you may do a bra commercial
How obsolete you are
Who'd care what he advertises
It's money that counts!
Did you got much on this?
Up to $100,000. Why not?
So much?
It's worth doing it then
If any such chance arises, let Carmen introduce me for it
I don't mind wearing it
Take a photo of the Star of Tomorrow for me
Okay
Quiet!
What's wrong?
His dam's broken
My grandpa died
Sorry!
He has never been happier
Don't think I'm so unfilial,
I'll return to the family house
to find a place for his shrine and ashes
In his will he told me not to sell his house
He wants to lie in peace over there
I must return to school. You fix it yourself
Okay, have tea
Yup
Here's the compass I borrowed from you
Look, isn't that
the Suprex man on TV?
Yes, he's quite handsome!
Yes! Suprex...
Suprex, having tea so early?
Yes...
Let's go! How embarrassing!
Where can I have photos printed?
I'll develop them for you
to avoid your being seen here
Still nothing to eat now!
In fact, it's not shame,
it's an honor
I never expected this
Eat!
Have tea!
Miss, are we going to see master
Yes, but we don't even know where Australia is
Let's go out to find out
I guess it must be...
near Peng Chau or Cheung Chau
We've never been outdoors for years. I'm afraid...
Don't go then
No, I mean...
you may not stand the ordeal
Miss, let met see if anything needs packing
Gigi, have we forgotten anything?
I heard some sounds. Why no one's around?
It's frightening!
Ching!?
Someone's coming back!
Have you ever seen a man
Yes, but it's Ching!
Ching?
Your half grandson!
Why's it so windy?
Old things not easily
Ching!
Mummy...!
Don't be afraid...
Let me go! Let me go!
Gigi, let him go. You may scare him!
Young master
Not more!
Mammy...
I'm not your many
I'm your second grandma
Keep away! I'm the only heir in 3 generations
If anything happens, my grandma won't let you go
Don't be silly. Do I look so bad?
You seduced a married man
Not right! Your grandpa wooed my mistress!
Is love an of fence?
Trying to run?
Fear not, I only want to ask you about your grandpa
I know nothing
Ask my grandma. She's just returned
She's right behind you
Forget it...
He's frightened and biased against me
I don't think we can get anything out of him
Excuse me
They live together without a title but
are still not satisfied
Pity me who can only see my lover
several times in a month
Miss, that's not his fault
It's the fault of that woman
She fooled him, but won't concede her fault
Right. A woman is a woman
A woman should be subordinate to a man
I don't think she'll submit!
Miss, you'd better do something for them
Okay, I feel sorry for them
Go then
Sorry, I shouldn't have done that to you
I should have obtained your consent first
Please forgive me!
So you concede your fault at last
Come, let me help you
Don't be afraid. Go on!
Let's not quarrel anymore
Okay
Shui-tsai!
Tramp?
Why? Why did he hit her?
Miss, you uttered your lover's name
when you were too excited
I'm darned!
Enough! You came in to hit me and
take off my clothing when I was asleep
You're not a man
I won't be a man if I don't hit you
You not only fooled me but you're unfaithful
You did a fine thing!
What do you mean? What are you trying to say?
I want to use abusive language
Are you out of your mind?
Miss, don't inject
your feeling into it
Maybe I got too much into it
Why are you alone? Where's Carmen?
I'll be alone from now on
What about Carmen?
She cuckolded me. I told you that
Impossible, she's not that kind of a girl
Did you see it with your own eyes?
No, I heard it
She called another man's name when in bed with me
Shui-tsai...
Carmen must have been possessed
By whom?
Female ghosts! Two!
Hello!
Really so terrific!
The photos have been printed. Here you are
It's serious. Now listen
What is it?
Shui-teat's my grandpa's name and you know it
Yes
When I was measuring the space for my grandpa's shrine.
I met my No. 2 grandma and her maid
She nearly killed me
Is it true?
She pursued me in the sitting room
She even flung me down from the 1st floor
Why are you still alive?
I was lucky and nimble. Otherwise...
Look at these photos
Not bad
The photos of myself were taken by Carmen
And those of us 2...
Who were you with then?
I'm sure we 2 were alone
Look at this!
That woman! Ghost!
Look
What now! Carmen's now alone at home
Go back and help her at once
How?
The 2 ghosts must be powerful
Master, come out in person
Yes
I'm only an actor
Your blows are powerful in the show
You may scare them by doing the same
It's easier said than done
I can't go with you tonight
Why?
I got a notice for filming tonight
What then? Ching
Master... hold it! Master!
Well, Ching
You've learnt kungfu from me for years
You've almost mastered it
I'll make you the Priest tonight
Him, the Priest?
Master, can I make it?
Yes
It'd be hell if I followed such a man
You did him an in justice first
Let's have a heart to heart talk
Why accuse me of this and that?
And you slapped me unawares!
He's not to blame for that
I'll say 'sorry' to you
You don't have to say it for him. What's...
your relationship?
Who are you?
I'm Ching's No. 2 grandma
Ghost...
Don't be afraid
Help!
Don't be afraid!
Miss, don't take the trouble. Let me
Help...! Ghost!
Let me out...
Miss, take your time to talk to her now
Keep away...
We won't hurt you
We'd better keep a distance
I know you love each other
Why part over something trivial?
He went out himself
He did it only on a spur of the moment
Reconcile with him when he returns
How do I know when he'll return?
What if he doesn't to return?
A couple should trust each other
You must have confidence
if you love him
You must've confidence
in your own choice
How do I know how long I've to wait?
Don't you know my mistress waited
for her lover for over 50 years?
You've over confidence in men
I think you may regret it
No, he promised to return,
come what may
Wish it was true!
He promised me that. He meant it
Ghost...
Bad... they've taken Carmen
Perform the rites at once!
I'll get the table
No need, too late!
Why did he slap me just now?
Ask me I know better
Dao...
Dao. Dao. Dao...
What are you doing?
Where?
Over there. Perform the rites!
Mahogany sword
Maiden sword
Luckily, my master has taught me what to do
It's powerful, you're hurting me
Hurting...
What are you doing? They mean no harm
Carmen, don't move! We'll help you
Recite the spells
What spells?
We can't
Sing, then
To scare the ghost, a song will do
What song?
That one you sang in chorus as a student
"Help. I need somebody. Help."
"Not just anybody. Help!"
"You know I need someone, help."
Stop!
Not this, that one in Chinese
1,2,1,2,3,4
"I'm haunted by love thoughts"
"The moon and the flowers remind me of?"
"An old love and witness my sorrow"
"Lover, why jilt me"
"after I've given you my heart?"
B!
"Darling, you're fickle. When temple bells ring"
"on a silent night, my tears trickle"
Don't!
Stop!
Master, listen
We mean no harm
Master, we mean no harm at all
Listen, master, we really mean no harm
The whirling sword!
Miss, I'm scared!
Gi, does it hurt?
I don't seem to feel it
You don't?
No!
This spell not written in vermilion
is not effective
I was scared
Burn her to death...
Calm down! They're only ignorant
Let them go!
Black dog blood...
Hurry up!
I'm finished
-Miss...! -I'm finished
So chicken blood's as good as dog blood
What? Black chicken blood?
Miss...! Black chicken blood
How could I get black dog blood
within half an hour?
"I'm haunted by love thoughts"
"The moon and the flowers remind me of"
"an old love and witness my sorrow"
"Lover, why jilt me..."
My goodness...
Go...
Open up...
Go now...
Hurry up!
Go now...
Carmen's still inside. Let's go in to help her
Again?
I'll go if you don't
Alright
Ben's inside!
Are you alright?
Yes
Let's go in to help Carmen
Okay!
Calm down! Let's go
Carmen
Darling, it's alright...
It's alright...
Not now, do it outside!
How can you get out again?
Don't worry... I've fixed those 2 ghosts
Ben!
Go...
Open up, quick!
Can't open it. Let's go upstairs
Hurry up
Close the door!
You're here? Let's all stay here
Let's stay here till dawn
Get something to block the door
Push that bed against the door
Yes
What are you nailing this for?
You told me to do that
Not so hard anyway
Hurry up!
Wait for me...
Don't leave me alone
Balcony
Close the door...
Ching, don't ever leave me...
I won't...
Carmen, careful! Come down quick...
Trying to spill dog blood over me?
No... this is only chicken blood
Look, you're alright
Go to hell!
Manure...
I think it's going to be alright
Are you sure?
I'm so scared!
It's alright. Go now...
Let me go...
Don't pursue me...
Let me go home!
Would there be any further trouble here?
Well?
Help! Let me out!
Help! Let me go!
I won't do it again. Let me out!
Help!
Help! Get someone to put me down!
Help!
Keep calm, I'll help you
Hsiung, put me down! Help!
Coming...
Hsiung, careful!
Hsiung, you died tragically!
Help!
Are you alright?
Why are you still alive?
Yes, you're alive too
What about them?
I don't know
Manure...
Manure...!
Why are you hiding in the stool?
No
Help me...
Possessed!
Hit him... Bad!
What are you doing?
You stink!
Stop that!
What are you doing?
It's P E! It's me!
Carmen
"B"!
Possessed! Hit her...
Wait...
What's the matter with you? It stinks!
She really is Carmen. Go out first...
They mean no harm
I'll fight with you
Grandpa
Grandpa really is fantastic
Ching
Hurry up... He's coming
Hurry up!
It's okay! I'll be finished soon
Get the hair drier quick...
Hair drier! I'll bring you in a minute
I'll comb your hair on the back first
The hair on the back! Hurry up...
You're beautiful
Shui-tsai
Chiu-wei