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The same hand has struck again.
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This time the victim is a nurse.
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What can I say?
Yet another defeat: our 18th.
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Are you sure
it's the same murderer?
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You only have to look at the body,
or what's left of it.
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Was it rape?
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The word "rape" is a euphemism.
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In the Cervazza St. murder
five years ago...
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two parts of the body were never found.
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- Which ones?
- Guess.
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Let him through.
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It's always the same motive: sex.
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He's a pervert. His tastes range
from 15- to 60-year-olds.
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Nuns, prostitutes, housewives,
senior citizens, the unemployed:
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He'll take whatever
he can get his hands on.
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When his erotic urge is unleashed,
there's no stopping him.
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But don't imagine him
a horrible, repulsive creature.
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He's probably your ordinary,
everyday man.
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The problem is,
behind his mask of normality...
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Iurks a depraved rapist.
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He's a sex maniac
disguised as a respectable citizen.
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He's a monster.
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- Loris, have you finished?
- Pascucci.
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- You forgot the trimmer.
- No, I placed the dummies. There it is.
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And the chain saw?
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I was just going to the garage
to get it.
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If I were you, I'd put one here,
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and the other...
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Who invited her?
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Behind you.
The nymphomaniac.
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Don't turn around.
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What nymphomaniac?
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Wanda, the nymphomaniac.
She'll have sex with anyone.
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With anyone?
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What do you mean, "anyone"?
Do you mean anyone anyone?
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Exactly.
- I'll be damned!
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Don't turn around.
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What do you need to do?
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Nothing.
A smile, a wink and--
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She always wants to do it.
First, she acts the lady, then--
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- Where is she?
- Behind you.
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She's sitting next to the red roses.
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Near the red roses, right behind me.
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Near the red roses
is a nymphomaniac ready to--
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Loris...
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You're not thinking of--
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- Are you kidding?
- She does it with everyone.
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Look, I gotta go.
Did you unload the dummies?
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I was on my way.
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They're in the van.
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I thought I'd put the dummy
with the chain saw here.
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Another up here
and another down here.
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I trust you.
Just bring them back to the storeroom.
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Claudia, what's the matter?
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I don't know.
Someone... something...
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put his-- put his--
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It's best I leave.
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Good evening, madam.
Sorry about before.
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Someone told me that--
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Stop!
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Help me!
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Motherfucker!
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Madam, don't leave me alone
with this chain saw from hell!
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Cunt!
How do I stop it?
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His eyes... much scarier.
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Much, much scarier!
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And his mouth... much uglier.
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This is Professor Taccone,
an expert in criminal psychiatry.
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It was terrible.
Just look!
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I can't bear to think about it.
No more questions.
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Just one:
choose one of these balls.
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- Which one?
- Any one. Don't think it over.
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The white one.
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You can carry on.
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The white one means she's a victim.
What did he do?
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She was at a party.
Suddenly she felt an octopus's grip.
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It slithered around her private parts
in ten seconds' time.
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- Ten seconds isn't enough.
- Let me finish.
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She went into the garage.
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The pig was waiting for her,
sweating like a turkey...
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a chain saw right at his crotch!
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- How typical. He's our man.
- Obviously.
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She fell
and he chased her with the saw.
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He was in the throes of orgasm
as he shrieked...
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"Stop, you motherfucker!
You bitch!"
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Come here.
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It happened in the same place.
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Eighteen murders.
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This was intended to be number 19.
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- Let's arrest him.
- We don't have enough proof!
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I want to catch him red-handed!
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That's him!
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My God, it's him!
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He is my nightmare.
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This man has disturbed my sleep
for 12 years.
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I want to know his every tooth,
every single hair on his head...
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what he does, what he eats, drinks,
where he lives, how much he earns.
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Even what he dreams about.
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I want to know everything
about this monster.
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Loris, not bad,
but try to understand:
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Chinese is not just a language,
but a way of being.
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I want to learn everything,
even the dialects.
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With a few technical words
you'll pass your exam.
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They are all you'll need for the job.
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Professor,
if this Chinese company hires me...
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the first thing I'll do
is pay for my lessons.
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It's only fair.
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Then I'll pay you back
the 100,000 lire you lent me.
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To be honest,
I only lent you 50,000.
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Really?
You only lent me 50,000?
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Then, can I have another 50,000
to make it 100,000?
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I've got the 100,000 in my head.
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Let's continue.
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The four seasons.
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The twos times table.
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Pleae.
Please!
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Some silence, we're almost through!
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Madam, some manners, this child!
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Leave alone my Barbie!
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Silence, please!
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Good.
Then, these final minutes to give you
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the results of last Thursday's voting.
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So, in favor 422. Against, 1.
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The sitting closed.
Loris, speak up.
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We're in democracy.
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Any tenant can speak.
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So, tell us, Loris.
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Anyway, the majority has decided.
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The works will start within six months,
with the same firm.
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I will be instantaneous.
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I was saying, I will be instantaneous.
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I am accused of having
a behavior not consonant
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with the civilian democratic
coexistence in a condominium,
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which I expound hereafter.
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Article 1:
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I am accused of sticking chewing gum
into the peepholes of condominial doors.
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To confuse the letters
in the condominial mailboxes.
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To clean my shoes on the mats of
other tenants, and, beloved colleagues,
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to take possession
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of the condominial light bulbs
for private use!
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And, far worse,
to write and send anonymous letters
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to the here present,
and beloved, manager.
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It is not true.
It is not true!
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Beloved colleagues,
as to the last article,
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given my vote against placing
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in the garden of the statuettes
of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
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I'm accused of stealing
one of the seven dwarves,
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in the precise connotation
of the dwarf named Bashful.
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But I don't even know who he is, Bashful.
Me, steal Bashful? Come on!
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Beloved, loving colleagues.
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Let's be reasonable.
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It's true! I confess: I voted against.
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Against placing in the garden
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs,
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in that now historic meeting.
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I voted against since
the eight million and 100.000 lire
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of expenditures budgeted
by the here present manager
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for Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs, seemed
to me a thievery, a robbery, a swindle!
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Gentlemen, estimated wonderful friends,
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here we need fresh air!
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We need freshness!
It takes cleanliness, serenity!
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In one word: a new manager!
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A new manager, someone...
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a manager...
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who will knock down
the condominium fees to 30% at most,
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who will create new
parking spaces in the condominium,
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who will organize parties on the condo
terraces, so as to have fun at night!
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Someone honest, clean, clever, clear,
crystalline, guaranteed, a guarantor!
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Gentlemen!
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Gentlemen!
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It is with extreme humility,
with very extreme humility,
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that I stand
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as the new manager!
Calm, calm!
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Stop! Hold him, he'll kill me!
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No, if you want to talk,
give back Bashful!
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It's you who stole Bashful!
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You're a thief!
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Thief! Thief!
To voting! To voting!
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Sue Ellen, no! Sue Ellen, no!
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Yessir! I insist on my candidacy
as the new mana-a-a-ger!
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Help!
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Underdeveloped jerk!
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Fuck the majority!
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Please come this way.
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Careful.
The apartment is rented out at the moment.
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But it will soon be empty.
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Look at the terrace.
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The view is just wonderful.
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I'm very reluctant to sell it.
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- It's very nice.
- I know.
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How about the tenant?
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Don't worry. He'll be leaving.
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Come into the living room.
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This is the living room.
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Excuse me.
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My cellular phone.
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Hello, Gloria. How are you?
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Sorry to bother you.
I'm looking for Antonello.
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How the hell are you?
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It's nice to speak to you.
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I can't come because
a pipe broke in my bathroom.
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The second time this week.
I'm waiting for the plumber.
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I shouldn't pay the maintenance fees?
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They forced me to three days ago.
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4,800,000. Three days ago.
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4,800,000 for maintenance.
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Where does it all go?
Into the manager's pocket.
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My landlord.
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The man on the phone over there
with graying hair.
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What a thief.
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He's promised this apartment
to 30 people already.
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He makes them put down a deposit,
takes the money...
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then he claims the signature
is a fake!
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He pockets the money.
He has already swindled 30 people.
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He keeps finding suckers.
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I can't come
because I didn't sleep a wink.
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The alarm went off next door.
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Every time I started falling asleep--
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All night long!
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When they go away for the weekend...
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they set tons of alarms.
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If a fly lands on their front door,
they all go off.
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So, listen...
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I have to piss,
so I'm going to the cafe downstairs.
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I'll call you back. Bye.
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I thank you very much.
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Wait.
You haven't seen the best part.
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I've seen enough.
I'll call you.
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I'll call you.
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Watch out.
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You may be cunning, but I'll get you.
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Make one false step
and I'll have you evicted.
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And pay the maintenance fees
instead of squatting.
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The caretaker has your bill.
Everyone else has paid.
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Why hasn't he given it to me?
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You ask why?
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Because he hasn't seen you
for the last two weeks!
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Is he blind?
I come and go all day!
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Change caretakers.
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I'll have you evicted,
or my name is mud!
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Elevator!
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Shit!
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You snot-nosed little brats!
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Now I've got you!
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- The doll!
- No, not my doll!
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Goddamned water pistols!
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I'll tear your doll to pieces one day!
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Signora Squarciapini!
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For the tenth time your daughter
Sue Ellen and that little punk...
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have thrown a dead cat
into my apartment!
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Good morning.
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Good morning!
253
00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:53,314
Good morning.
254
00:23:21,562 --> 00:23:23,248
Good morning.
255
00:23:37,142 --> 00:23:39,382
Pussycat, where are you going?
256
00:23:39,810 --> 00:23:41,494
You'd better go away.
257
00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:46,196
Beat it, or you'll end up
in my apartment too.
258
00:23:46,256 --> 00:23:47,490
The murderers.
259
00:24:56,148 --> 00:24:58,298
Where is it?
Two coffees.
260
00:26:02,384 --> 00:26:04,229
Ruggero, come here!
261
00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:11,122
Isn't that the man
who bought the grandfather clock...
262
00:26:12,031 --> 00:26:13,410
and never paid?
263
00:26:15,938 --> 00:26:16,944
Loris!
264
00:26:17,004 --> 00:26:19,323
No, Loris is dead.
265
00:26:19,383 --> 00:26:21,791
He never paid because he died.
266
00:26:22,090 --> 00:26:24,790
I still have the telegram
saying he's dead.
267
00:26:26,434 --> 00:26:29,229
But the resemblance is striking.
268
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,750
Let me see...
Loris!
269
00:26:33,170 --> 00:26:34,991
It is him!
- Go, then!
270
00:28:54,050 --> 00:28:57,925
- What's the matter?
- Just a minute, madam.
271
00:29:01,687 --> 00:29:03,461
Excuse me.
272
00:29:18,598 --> 00:29:21,682
- What is it?
- Just a minute, please.
273
00:29:23,544 --> 00:29:26,002
What's up?
They're all going off.
274
00:29:26,733 --> 00:29:28,682
All right, thanks.
275
00:29:29,373 --> 00:29:32,129
Let them through.
The system's down.
276
00:30:00,830 --> 00:30:03,503
We're wasting time.
I'd arrest him now.
277
00:30:03,870 --> 00:30:05,908
He's perfectly abominable.
278
00:30:07,254 --> 00:30:09,884
The history of sexual aberration...
279
00:30:09,944 --> 00:30:12,391
reaches its summit in this specimen.
280
00:30:13,082 --> 00:30:14,624
His name is Loris.
281
00:30:14,973 --> 00:30:17,790
An ordinary name
which warms the heart.
282
00:30:19,608 --> 00:30:20,670
Excuse me.
283
00:30:21,402 --> 00:30:23,202
Have a seat.
284
00:30:25,473 --> 00:30:28,702
None of you
is forced to accept this mission.
285
00:30:28,762 --> 00:30:30,642
It's very risky.
286
00:30:32,522 --> 00:30:35,057
Psychotics like him are capable of--
287
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:41,602
In short,
we have to catch him red-handed...
288
00:30:42,098 --> 00:30:44,315
with his hand in the cookie jar.
289
00:30:45,692 --> 00:30:48,006
And we need one of you...
290
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,252
to play the cookie.
291
00:30:50,444 --> 00:30:51,603
Exactly.
292
00:30:52,249 --> 00:30:56,049
Technically speaking: We have
to provoke an erotic urge in him,
293
00:30:56,109 --> 00:30:59,295
a violent outburst
that will make him go haywire,
294
00:30:59,511 --> 00:31:02,178
make him confront his vile obsessions.
295
00:31:02,897 --> 00:31:05,507
The cerebral hypomorphic blocks--
296
00:31:05,567 --> 00:31:08,129
Thank you, Doctor.
We get the picture.
297
00:31:08,418 --> 00:31:12,162
It's up to you to make him
stick his hand in the cookie jar.
298
00:31:12,613 --> 00:31:15,506
Hold it out to him,
and when he reaches for it,
299
00:31:15,566 --> 00:31:18,516
shove your gun in his mouth
and bring him to me.
300
00:31:19,162 --> 00:31:20,194
Excuse me.
301
00:31:20,599 --> 00:31:24,602
If I provoke him and he wants sex,
it's only normal.
302
00:31:25,084 --> 00:31:26,212
Normal?
303
00:31:26,957 --> 00:31:31,425
With him, "normal" is a word
you must forget completely.
304
00:31:33,119 --> 00:31:35,191
Sauro, show them the film.
305
00:31:37,599 --> 00:31:38,602
Normal.
306
00:31:41,050 --> 00:31:45,048
We filmed him
on an ordinary morning.
307
00:31:45,108 --> 00:31:47,558
Here he is.
He just left his building.
308
00:31:47,636 --> 00:31:50,713
He seems relaxed.
He plays with a cat.
309
00:31:51,086 --> 00:31:52,786
Now he turns the corner.
310
00:31:52,958 --> 00:31:55,522
Probably just petting the cat.
311
00:31:56,005 --> 00:31:58,199
- But look!
- He killed it!
312
00:31:58,259 --> 00:32:00,310
I call that heavy petting!
313
00:32:00,848 --> 00:32:04,802
Don't play it back.
Let's continue.
314
00:32:07,816 --> 00:32:10,567
Notice how he has developed...
315
00:32:10,761 --> 00:32:14,042
a perfect sense of timing.
316
00:32:14,554 --> 00:32:16,854
He's on his way to an appointment...
317
00:32:16,914 --> 00:32:18,933
but the traffic light is red.
318
00:32:19,218 --> 00:32:21,869
He's worried, looks at his watch...
319
00:32:22,158 --> 00:32:25,150
confirms the time
and crosses on red.
320
00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:29,858
He's in a big hurry.
Our cameraman loses track of him.
321
00:32:31,955 --> 00:32:33,911
We catch up with him here.
322
00:32:34,114 --> 00:32:35,683
What's he doing?
323
00:32:37,647 --> 00:32:40,347
He's reached his destination.
But what for?
324
00:32:42,854 --> 00:32:44,878
Here comes the answer.
325
00:32:46,900 --> 00:32:50,428
This man is a genius.
He's the Mozart of vice.
326
00:32:50,852 --> 00:32:51,902
Once more.
327
00:32:52,319 --> 00:32:55,867
It's a pity someone like him
should rot away in prison.
328
00:32:55,927 --> 00:32:59,120
Look well.
Look at his timing.
329
00:32:59,180 --> 00:33:00,293
Just look.
330
00:33:01,451 --> 00:33:03,373
- A genius.
- Disgusting.
331
00:33:03,433 --> 00:33:05,493
Let's pass to other situations.
332
00:33:05,553 --> 00:33:09,602
Remember, this is the same day,
a perfectly normal day.
333
00:33:10,903 --> 00:33:12,848
He's on the lookout here.
334
00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:14,890
Now he's reading the paper.
335
00:33:15,063 --> 00:33:16,686
Perfectly normal.
336
00:33:18,942 --> 00:33:21,535
Watch this beautiful girl.
337
00:33:22,528 --> 00:33:24,060
She leaves a cafe.
338
00:33:24,747 --> 00:33:27,820
He follows her, finds her attractive.
What next?
339
00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:29,975
She drops her shopping bag.
340
00:33:30,664 --> 00:33:33,604
She bends down to pick it up.
341
00:33:35,162 --> 00:33:39,195
Perhaps I too might have
stopped to admire the sight.
342
00:33:40,234 --> 00:33:42,114
Her pose is provocative.
343
00:33:42,770 --> 00:33:46,882
But I doubt I'd have had
quite the same reaction...
344
00:33:47,142 --> 00:33:49,202
that he does.
345
00:33:49,454 --> 00:33:52,642
Watch carefully.
Look at his face.
346
00:33:52,939 --> 00:33:55,387
What's going on?
What's happening?
347
00:33:56,126 --> 00:34:00,170
He loses control.
A part of him becomes autonomous.
348
00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:02,722
He tries fighting it off.
349
00:34:03,021 --> 00:34:07,202
It's as if he's saying:
"Stop! This isn't the right time!"
350
00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:08,507
Look.
351
00:34:08,722 --> 00:34:12,139
It's alarming.
She's the perfect prey-- unaware.
352
00:34:12,199 --> 00:34:15,717
He says, "Behave! Not now!
There are people here!"
353
00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:18,572
Look at the expression on his face.
354
00:34:19,162 --> 00:34:20,717
It's terrifying.
355
00:34:21,322 --> 00:34:23,292
Look how he attacks it.
356
00:34:23,715 --> 00:34:26,482
He's unable to control his own body.
357
00:34:29,809 --> 00:34:32,710
These images speak for themselves.
358
00:34:34,017 --> 00:34:36,060
Forget this!
359
00:34:36,402 --> 00:34:39,052
Now he loses control
over his entire body.
360
00:34:39,882 --> 00:34:45,442
He charges toward the girl, but luckily
she moves away in the nick of time.
361
00:34:45,522 --> 00:34:48,629
One more carrot
and we'd have had another victim.
362
00:34:49,242 --> 00:34:53,402
His only means of cooling himself down
is this bottle of water.
363
00:34:53,482 --> 00:34:55,602
So just think about it.
364
00:34:55,682 --> 00:34:58,842
If he's capable of acting like this
in broad daylight...
365
00:34:58,922 --> 00:35:02,822
imagine yourselves
alone with him at night.
366
00:35:04,122 --> 00:35:06,442
He seems to be
in search of something.
367
00:35:07,922 --> 00:35:10,922
But it's not over yet.
Look what he does.
368
00:35:12,722 --> 00:35:17,482
He's punishing
that autonomous part of his body!
369
00:35:17,602 --> 00:35:19,384
Look at this, ladies!
370
00:35:20,042 --> 00:35:21,842
What's going on?
371
00:35:22,090 --> 00:35:23,593
Stop, Sauro.
372
00:35:24,082 --> 00:35:25,782
Turn the lights back on.
373
00:35:33,082 --> 00:35:34,160
Miss?
374
00:35:38,128 --> 00:35:41,116
- What's your name?
- Detective Jessica Rossetti.
375
00:35:42,129 --> 00:35:43,722
Come on, Loris.
376
00:35:45,258 --> 00:35:48,158
This is the last one.
Take them all downstairs.
377
00:35:48,218 --> 00:35:49,480
All right.
378
00:35:51,082 --> 00:35:53,602
That boss lady
is pretty enough to eat.
379
00:35:53,722 --> 00:35:56,122
She's married.
Take them down.
380
00:35:56,242 --> 00:35:59,362
- I may be dating her tonight.
- Well done.
381
00:35:59,442 --> 00:36:01,802
I guess I'll take these down.
382
00:36:02,762 --> 00:36:05,202
Pascucci, listen.
383
00:36:05,322 --> 00:36:09,002
Call when you have more jobs.
I need the work.
384
00:36:09,082 --> 00:36:12,122
Let me carry all your dummies.
385
00:37:18,757 --> 00:37:20,781
Fucking bitch!
386
00:37:26,574 --> 00:37:28,000
Get in there!
387
00:37:28,349 --> 00:37:30,634
Look what you got me into!
388
00:37:33,002 --> 00:37:34,929
Come on!
389
00:37:40,276 --> 00:37:43,070
Where should I stick it now?
390
00:38:21,242 --> 00:38:22,482
Office.
391
00:38:25,042 --> 00:38:26,362
Employee.
392
00:38:29,018 --> 00:38:30,550
Buy.
393
00:38:33,278 --> 00:38:34,368
Sell.
394
00:38:46,082 --> 00:38:48,162
"The manager is a crook."
395
00:39:03,768 --> 00:39:05,079
Who is it?
396
00:39:05,252 --> 00:39:06,601
The manager.
397
00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,365
Yes?
398
00:39:10,626 --> 00:39:13,990
I want to show the apartment to someone.
Open up.
399
00:39:16,660 --> 00:39:17,973
Just a minute.
400
00:39:18,397 --> 00:39:20,113
I'm in the bathroom.
401
00:39:32,021 --> 00:39:33,962
I'm coming!
402
00:39:34,912 --> 00:39:36,532
I'm coming!
403
00:39:36,592 --> 00:39:38,200
Open this door!
404
00:39:38,412 --> 00:39:41,718
The shower is-- Here I come.
405
00:39:42,644 --> 00:39:44,273
Coming.
406
00:39:52,210 --> 00:39:53,386
Come in.
407
00:39:56,249 --> 00:39:57,474
Do you mind?
408
00:39:58,230 --> 00:39:59,840
How kind of you.
409
00:40:00,174 --> 00:40:03,150
- Please come in.
- Do as you please.
410
00:40:04,535 --> 00:40:07,552
Come this way.
Here is the bedroom.
411
00:40:08,237 --> 00:40:10,088
I'll let some light in.
412
00:40:12,958 --> 00:40:14,384
There you go.
413
00:40:14,444 --> 00:40:18,743
It's ugly as it is,
but with a bouquet of flowers--
414
00:40:19,899 --> 00:40:23,604
You could knock down this wall.
415
00:40:23,755 --> 00:40:26,304
Come see the living room.
416
00:40:26,571 --> 00:40:28,998
It's the highlight of the apartment.
417
00:40:30,138 --> 00:40:31,409
Come and see.
418
00:40:31,469 --> 00:40:33,907
It's 600 square feet.
419
00:40:34,196 --> 00:40:35,604
You're here.
420
00:40:36,315 --> 00:40:39,582
May I open the door to my terrace?
421
00:40:40,610 --> 00:40:43,019
I'm not on speaking terms with you.
422
00:40:44,536 --> 00:40:46,579
Fine. This way, please.
423
00:40:46,743 --> 00:40:49,500
Come and see the terrace.
424
00:40:51,109 --> 00:40:53,427
Look at the view.
425
00:40:53,581 --> 00:40:55,105
It's marvelous!
426
00:40:55,337 --> 00:40:58,087
We're painting the building
at the moment...
427
00:40:58,178 --> 00:41:00,972
but that doesn't detract
from its charm.
428
00:41:02,991 --> 00:41:05,254
There's a breeze in the evening.
429
00:41:05,314 --> 00:41:08,668
It's cool in the summer,
warm in the winter.
430
00:41:11,149 --> 00:41:12,575
It's gorgeous.
431
00:41:13,805 --> 00:41:15,830
Yes, it's stunning.
432
00:41:16,292 --> 00:41:19,829
You're lucky.
You called just at the right time.
433
00:41:20,148 --> 00:41:23,620
I'll sell it to you at half the price.
A real bargain.
434
00:41:24,044 --> 00:41:25,143
What?
435
00:41:25,702 --> 00:41:28,805
I'll sell you this apartment
at half price.
436
00:41:29,735 --> 00:41:31,921
But I wanted to rent it.
437
00:41:32,181 --> 00:41:37,196
You've misunderstood.
I'm looking to sell it quickly.
438
00:41:37,256 --> 00:41:39,970
- I'm sorry.
- It doesn't matter.
439
00:41:40,030 --> 00:41:43,024
- Thank you. Good day.
- Good-bye, sir.
440
00:41:43,084 --> 00:41:44,489
Good-bye.
441
00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:37,390
Miss!
442
00:42:43,682 --> 00:42:44,825
Come here.
443
00:42:45,075 --> 00:42:46,768
Come here. Fast!
444
00:42:48,918 --> 00:42:51,602
Come here.
445
00:42:51,662 --> 00:42:53,860
Come here!
I said to come.
446
00:42:54,636 --> 00:42:56,274
So then, Miss...
447
00:42:57,487 --> 00:42:59,222
My head's bursting.
448
00:42:59,462 --> 00:43:00,860
Take it easy.
449
00:43:02,190 --> 00:43:05,202
I overheard... by accident...
450
00:43:05,413 --> 00:43:07,442
you're looking to rent.
451
00:43:08,656 --> 00:43:11,070
Well, listen, I'll give you mine.
452
00:43:11,330 --> 00:43:13,948
We'll share it, the two of us.
453
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,760
I'll sublet it to you.
454
00:43:15,820 --> 00:43:17,311
Quiet!
455
00:43:18,949 --> 00:43:20,982
If they hear us, I'm screwed!
456
00:43:21,249 --> 00:43:22,559
Keep it down.
457
00:43:22,762 --> 00:43:24,940
Come here. Don't move.
458
00:43:25,644 --> 00:43:28,639
- When do you need it?
- As soon as possible.
459
00:43:29,061 --> 00:43:32,245
You can have mine,
but I need a deposit.
460
00:43:32,753 --> 00:43:35,510
Eight months' deposit, in cash.
461
00:43:35,770 --> 00:43:39,150
Then we will agree on any other expense.
But,
462
00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:41,550
nobody must know anything!
463
00:43:41,610 --> 00:43:44,218
Miss, damn it, pretend to be working!
464
00:43:44,278 --> 00:43:46,186
Grab the pickax!
465
00:43:46,246 --> 00:43:48,722
Here Miss, pretend you're a laborer.
466
00:43:53,032 --> 00:43:56,771
That was the wife of the manager.
A thief!
467
00:43:58,365 --> 00:44:01,970
A thief! Where are you going?
Stay here, don show yourself.
468
00:44:03,608 --> 00:44:04,975
I feel observed.
469
00:44:05,035 --> 00:44:08,823
I don't feel comfortable.
You understand, right?
470
00:44:10,915 --> 00:44:13,999
- How much luggage do you have?
- Two suitcases.
471
00:44:14,059 --> 00:44:16,598
Two suitcases...
Two suitcases?
472
00:44:20,202 --> 00:44:23,315
Forget the main entrance.
You must come tonight.
473
00:44:23,556 --> 00:44:25,735
At 3:00.
We'll go up that way.
474
00:44:27,490 --> 00:44:31,662
If they find out, I'm history.
It's illegal. It's forbidden.
475
00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:35,181
Total silence.
What time?
476
00:44:35,655 --> 00:44:37,976
- 3:00.
- All right.
477
00:44:38,313 --> 00:44:40,494
3:00 tonight. Alone!
478
00:44:40,767 --> 00:44:41,962
Alright.
479
00:44:43,710 --> 00:44:45,873
Go away, whistling.
- What?
480
00:44:46,500 --> 00:44:48,750
Miss, try to understand on the fly!
481
00:44:48,810 --> 00:44:52,064
Go away whistling, as if nothing were.
Whistle!
482
00:44:55,313 --> 00:44:56,576
Miss!
483
00:44:57,704 --> 00:44:58,991
The bucket.
484
00:46:03,043 --> 00:46:08,065
Two suitcases at the main door?
I'll get evicted!
485
00:46:08,125 --> 00:46:10,158
This way!
Are you crazy?
486
00:46:10,621 --> 00:46:14,563
In front of the main door!
She'll get me evicted!
487
00:46:14,623 --> 00:46:16,681
This way, goddamn it!
488
00:46:16,912 --> 00:46:20,070
Why did I bother?
Let's call the whole thing off!
489
00:46:20,199 --> 00:46:22,934
Careful!
This way, quietly.
490
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:27,556
Excuse me, you should be--
491
00:46:31,672 --> 00:46:33,772
Are you the same girl as before?
492
00:46:34,818 --> 00:46:36,110
Are you sure?
493
00:46:36,937 --> 00:46:38,422
Okay, then.
494
00:46:40,883 --> 00:46:42,859
This way, please.
495
00:46:44,671 --> 00:46:45,953
The ladder.
496
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:52,642
Go up to the top floor.
497
00:47:05,002 --> 00:47:06,802
Straight ahead.
498
00:47:14,450 --> 00:47:15,999
Jesus!
499
00:47:17,016 --> 00:47:20,669
Miss!
Be more careful.
500
00:47:21,322 --> 00:47:23,483
You better show me the way.
501
00:47:23,806 --> 00:47:26,023
I guess I shoud.
502
00:47:38,135 --> 00:47:40,042
Let me by.
503
00:47:40,602 --> 00:47:42,119
Excuse me.
504
00:47:52,882 --> 00:47:54,630
Well...
505
00:47:55,042 --> 00:47:56,582
how are things?
506
00:47:56,842 --> 00:47:58,381
What's your name?
507
00:47:58,729 --> 00:48:00,002
Jessica.
508
00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:01,462
And yours?
509
00:48:01,909 --> 00:48:03,762
My name is Loris.
510
00:48:05,836 --> 00:48:07,522
Pleased to meet you.
511
00:48:12,122 --> 00:48:13,596
So...
512
00:48:15,682 --> 00:48:17,682
Shall we go?
513
00:48:23,002 --> 00:48:24,842
Oh, God, the hook!
514
00:48:25,522 --> 00:48:26,802
Sorry.
515
00:48:27,842 --> 00:48:29,042
Sorry.
516
00:48:30,522 --> 00:48:32,042
Sorry.
517
00:48:47,762 --> 00:48:50,202
The light's off now.
Let's go.
518
00:48:51,282 --> 00:48:52,762
Sorry.
519
00:48:52,882 --> 00:48:54,962
This place is a snake pit.
520
00:48:55,042 --> 00:48:58,402
Come with me.
Don't make a noise.
521
00:48:58,522 --> 00:49:00,602
Follow me. Quiet.
522
00:49:19,882 --> 00:49:21,772
We're too excited.
523
00:49:22,562 --> 00:49:24,519
Let's keep our cool.
524
00:49:25,122 --> 00:49:27,230
This place is a snake pit.
525
00:49:42,442 --> 00:49:46,160
This is an opportunity
I can't pass up.
526
00:49:47,762 --> 00:49:49,562
Excuse me, Jessica...
527
00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:51,842
but I can't help myself.
528
00:49:51,962 --> 00:49:53,802
It's time to kill...
529
00:49:55,962 --> 00:49:57,882
Sue Ellen's doll!
530
00:50:00,682 --> 00:50:04,802
This won't take long.
It's a very personal matter.
531
00:50:17,722 --> 00:50:20,082
I needed that!
532
00:50:20,162 --> 00:50:24,322
I'm a new man.
I'm on top of the world.
533
00:50:24,442 --> 00:50:26,722
You and your dead cats.
534
00:50:29,661 --> 00:50:32,322
Come on.
We're nearly there.
535
00:50:36,362 --> 00:50:39,722
This way.
That's my terrace.
536
00:50:57,578 --> 00:50:59,242
Come on.
537
00:51:19,871 --> 00:51:21,847
Follow me.
538
00:51:25,493 --> 00:51:26,842
After you.
539
00:51:34,569 --> 00:51:39,382
Congratulations.
You're in the lion's den.
540
00:51:39,518 --> 00:51:42,259
- You're sleeping in his house?
- Be careful.
541
00:51:42,319 --> 00:51:44,484
Now we'll have fun with Loris.
542
00:51:45,032 --> 00:51:48,922
The show is about to begin,
and you're the leading lady.
543
00:51:49,144 --> 00:51:51,750
Do you know what's the name of the show?
544
00:51:51,810 --> 00:51:53,842
"The Pressure is on Loris."
545
00:51:53,902 --> 00:51:56,583
You have to urge him on,
24 hours a day.
546
00:51:56,643 --> 00:51:58,749
Every gesture, every glance...
547
00:51:58,809 --> 00:52:02,552
every movement of your body,
every sigh...
548
00:52:02,612 --> 00:52:06,986
must torment him and let loose
the erotic demons in him.
549
00:52:07,453 --> 00:52:10,122
You're a flower for a hungry bee.
550
00:52:10,595 --> 00:52:14,229
The pistil beckons, then retracts,
forbidding the honey.
551
00:52:14,691 --> 00:52:16,591
It will be a perverse war...
552
00:52:16,651 --> 00:52:19,845
a lustful duel, day and night.
553
00:52:20,155 --> 00:52:22,230
An obscene bombardment.
554
00:52:24,074 --> 00:52:25,292
A bombardment?
555
00:52:26,031 --> 00:52:27,452
An obscene one!
556
00:52:32,486 --> 00:52:33,700
Yes.
557
00:53:00,877 --> 00:53:02,432
It's me, Pascucci.
558
00:53:02,512 --> 00:53:04,335
You look a little--
559
00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:06,224
Why did you call?
560
00:53:11,632 --> 00:53:14,552
There's a girl at my place.
She's always naked.
561
00:53:14,672 --> 00:53:19,232
Sunrise to sunset, sunset to sunrise,
day and night, night and day...
562
00:53:19,352 --> 00:53:20,632
always naked.
563
00:53:20,712 --> 00:53:22,272
Is she pretty?
564
00:53:23,912 --> 00:53:26,792
That's not the point.
She's always naked.
565
00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:28,432
Always naked.
566
00:53:28,552 --> 00:53:31,152
I can't get a moment's peace.
567
00:53:31,232 --> 00:53:32,752
She drops--
568
00:53:33,952 --> 00:53:36,752
She moves--
She walks past me and drops her--
569
00:53:36,832 --> 00:53:41,112
"Oh, sorry."
Why sorry? She saw me there.
570
00:53:41,192 --> 00:53:43,672
She turns around,
and she's naked behind too.
571
00:53:43,752 --> 00:53:47,472
She drops something,
bends down to pick it up.
572
00:53:48,672 --> 00:53:51,552
Or she has to get something
from high up.
573
00:53:51,672 --> 00:53:53,792
I'm here, and she does this.
574
00:53:53,912 --> 00:53:55,832
Then she says, "Sorry."
575
00:53:57,312 --> 00:53:59,272
It's not intentional.
576
00:54:00,352 --> 00:54:04,192
She's always naked.
Her dresses get shorter and shorter.
577
00:54:04,272 --> 00:54:06,872
Then she reads the paper.
578
00:54:06,992 --> 00:54:10,630
This is the paper, right?
She reads it like this.
579
00:54:13,421 --> 00:54:16,660
When she drops it,
she picks it up like this.
580
00:54:16,720 --> 00:54:19,474
She reads it sitting down.
581
00:54:19,534 --> 00:54:22,082
Totally normal,
as if I weren't there.
582
00:54:22,142 --> 00:54:25,192
She's reading along,
and then goes...
583
00:54:27,180 --> 00:54:29,590
And I'm sitting where you are...
584
00:54:29,752 --> 00:54:33,112
and she's got nothing here--
I can see everything.
585
00:54:33,172 --> 00:54:36,472
And... she's got everything that--
586
00:54:37,369 --> 00:54:40,193
that women have,
in front... and behind.
587
00:54:40,377 --> 00:54:42,179
She's got it all.
588
00:54:42,239 --> 00:54:43,972
Everything.
589
00:54:44,234 --> 00:54:47,758
A leg, another leg, a-- the--
590
00:54:48,365 --> 00:54:51,950
Absolutely everything.
There's nothing missing.
591
00:54:55,072 --> 00:54:58,352
Pascucci, you have to help me.
592
00:54:58,472 --> 00:55:01,512
Do you understand?
You haven't--
593
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:04,512
Sometimes I see-- I see--
594
00:55:04,592 --> 00:55:07,672
My head starts to-- I feel--
595
00:55:07,792 --> 00:55:11,512
- Sometimes I think--
- What do you think?
596
00:55:11,592 --> 00:55:13,432
Your tongue's hanging out.
597
00:55:14,672 --> 00:55:17,472
Women notice that.
They don't like it.
598
00:55:18,952 --> 00:55:21,952
Dignity, Loris.
Show some dignity.
599
00:55:22,032 --> 00:55:25,552
Don't think about it.
Think of something else.
600
00:55:25,632 --> 00:55:27,512
Think of a joke.
Think about taxes.
601
00:55:28,352 --> 00:55:31,152
When she shows her ass,
think of taxes.
602
00:55:33,072 --> 00:55:35,232
Think about the economy.
603
00:55:36,512 --> 00:55:38,072
Taxes and the economy?
604
00:55:38,152 --> 00:55:40,112
Dollars, marks.
605
00:55:41,472 --> 00:55:42,952
Dollars and marks?
606
00:55:43,032 --> 00:55:44,352
That's an example.
607
00:55:44,432 --> 00:55:46,272
Think of inflation!
608
00:55:49,272 --> 00:55:50,672
Inflation?
609
00:56:15,832 --> 00:56:18,992
I fell in love for the first time
when I was five.
610
00:56:19,112 --> 00:56:22,912
His name was Duilio.
This is my diary from junior high.
611
00:56:22,992 --> 00:56:25,352
Duilio Mazzotti.
612
00:56:25,432 --> 00:56:27,992
"March 23. Saw Duilio today.
613
00:56:28,072 --> 00:56:30,112
He's the handsomest boy of all...
614
00:56:30,232 --> 00:56:33,112
more than Christian,
who's a head taller."
615
00:56:33,232 --> 00:56:36,112
After I change,
we'll take a walk in the park.
616
00:56:36,232 --> 00:56:38,792
What's wrong?
You're making a face.
617
00:56:38,912 --> 00:56:40,752
I'm worried...
618
00:56:42,312 --> 00:56:45,192
about the inflation rates.
619
00:56:45,272 --> 00:56:50,592
If labor costs go down half a point...
620
00:56:50,712 --> 00:56:54,112
the Swiss franc will devalue the lire.
621
00:56:54,192 --> 00:56:56,352
Then we'll all be in trouble.
622
00:56:56,432 --> 00:56:59,152
It's a big park with lots of trees--
623
00:56:59,272 --> 00:57:02,512
oaks, birches, ash trees,
poplars, beeches, olive trees...
624
00:57:02,592 --> 00:57:05,072
lime, apricot and pomegranate trees.
625
00:57:05,192 --> 00:57:08,312
Where did I put them?
I can't find them.
626
00:57:08,432 --> 00:57:10,872
You'll like it in the park.
627
00:57:10,952 --> 00:57:13,872
It's the nicest park in the city.
628
00:57:13,992 --> 00:57:18,192
There are pines with enormous cones
and tons of pine nuts.
629
00:57:18,312 --> 00:57:19,792
There they are!
630
00:57:19,912 --> 00:57:22,312
Guess what time it is.
Your clock says midnight.
631
00:57:22,392 --> 00:57:24,392
It's...
632
00:57:25,672 --> 00:57:27,632
18 minutes past 4:00.
633
00:57:29,912 --> 00:57:31,912
I'll set it.
18 minutes past 4:00?
634
00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:37,552
We'll see lovely chaffinches,
robins, whistle ducks...
635
00:57:37,672 --> 00:57:40,912
almonds, caimans,
cormorants, sea gulls.
636
00:57:42,112 --> 00:57:44,512
Oh, God! It'll stain!
637
00:57:44,632 --> 00:57:47,512
Relax, I'll rub it out.
Nature is so beautiful.
638
00:57:48,832 --> 00:57:52,072
I'd like a vegetable garden
to plant things in.
639
00:57:52,152 --> 00:57:54,952
Basil, parsley,
a little of everything.
640
00:57:55,032 --> 00:57:57,472
I feel strange.
My head's spinning.
641
00:57:57,552 --> 00:58:01,072
Maybe it's my heart.
It's beating like crazy.
642
00:58:01,152 --> 00:58:03,792
Where's the heart?
Right or left, left or right?
643
00:58:03,872 --> 00:58:08,592
I can never remember.
I'm very delicate, like Grandma Dina.
644
00:58:10,192 --> 00:58:13,632
I wrote an essay on her
in junior high.
645
00:58:14,712 --> 00:58:17,392
"April 18. Grandma Dina.
646
00:58:17,472 --> 00:58:21,232
Grandma Dina was stung by a scorpion.
647
00:58:21,312 --> 00:58:23,792
It is September.
It was on her ring finger.
648
00:58:23,912 --> 00:58:26,352
Now it's October...
649
00:58:26,432 --> 00:58:28,792
and Grandma is still very ill."
650
00:58:28,872 --> 00:58:31,992
Wait! I'll pick it up!
It's so hot in here!
651
00:58:32,072 --> 00:58:34,632
Did I read you the essay
I wrote about Mommy?
652
00:58:34,712 --> 00:58:38,752
"Theme: My mommy.
Development: My daddy."
653
00:58:38,872 --> 00:58:42,192
An essay about Mommy
where I talk about Daddy!
654
00:58:42,312 --> 00:58:44,712
No, it's too long.
Let's go to the park.
655
00:58:44,832 --> 00:58:47,672
What time is it?
It's late!
656
00:58:47,792 --> 00:58:50,432
Come on! We'll be late!
657
00:58:50,552 --> 00:58:53,752
If I had a vegetable garden...
658
00:58:53,872 --> 00:58:56,632
I'd plant cabbages, cauliflowers,
artichokes, carrots...
659
00:58:56,752 --> 00:58:58,792
celery, chives, eggplants.
660
00:58:59,992 --> 00:59:02,992
- Give me a hand!
- I'm coming.
661
00:59:07,501 --> 00:59:09,939
Stop. Here I am.
Can you see me?
662
00:59:10,345 --> 00:59:12,562
- Yes.
- Help me down.
663
00:59:13,673 --> 00:59:15,919
Careful.
Help me climb down.
664
00:59:18,299 --> 00:59:21,185
That's right. Good.
665
00:59:21,397 --> 00:59:24,594
Thanks.
I wonder how my hat got up there.
666
00:59:24,654 --> 00:59:26,326
I'll go change.
667
00:59:26,386 --> 00:59:27,927
I'd like a pond...
668
00:59:27,987 --> 00:59:31,532
with turkeys, chickens,
rabbits, chicks, gnus, pheasants.
669
00:59:31,592 --> 00:59:34,005
In another pond, a whale!
670
00:59:34,352 --> 00:59:37,407
How I'd love a whale!
671
00:59:45,232 --> 00:59:46,804
Look at this dress.
672
00:59:49,021 --> 00:59:50,235
Lovely.
673
00:59:51,691 --> 00:59:54,630
I agree, but look how it's made.
674
00:59:56,501 --> 01:00:00,519
If someone slaps you on the back,
you're in your birthday suit!
675
01:00:01,664 --> 01:00:04,093
Under the bed?
676
01:00:04,565 --> 01:00:08,292
I dropped the earring
Aunt Mimi gave me!
677
01:00:08,352 --> 01:00:12,515
She said, "This earring wasn't dear,
but lose it and you lose an ear."
678
01:00:14,399 --> 01:00:16,929
Help me.
It's stuck in the spring.
679
01:00:16,989 --> 01:00:18,230
I'm coming.
680
01:00:19,474 --> 01:00:23,832
How did it manage to get stuck
in the spring?
681
01:00:24,570 --> 01:00:29,704
I said, "Grandma Dina and Aunt Mimi,
you're both so active at 90."
682
01:00:29,850 --> 01:00:32,872
"We've eaten lots of sausages...
683
01:00:33,091 --> 01:00:36,310
and salami, ham,
corned beef, luncheon meat...
684
01:00:36,370 --> 01:00:38,771
bacon, roast pork and tripe."
685
01:00:38,831 --> 01:00:42,144
The gross national product
has improved slightly.
686
01:00:42,204 --> 01:00:44,572
There's no use investing in dollars...
687
01:00:44,632 --> 01:00:48,884
if the rate of the French franc
falls below 0.4% of the Bundesbank.
688
01:00:49,481 --> 01:00:53,508
The per-capita income
has fallen below the PIL of the MIB.
689
01:00:53,568 --> 01:00:58,652
Bonds are finished,
the stock market crashed, I'm ruined!
690
01:00:58,712 --> 01:01:01,252
Let's go.
I don't want to miss the sunset.
691
01:01:01,312 --> 01:01:04,162
We'll go someplace nice,
as silent as a grave.
692
01:01:04,225 --> 01:01:06,971
You have to see it
with your own eyes.
693
01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:08,984
Quiet!
694
01:01:09,206 --> 01:01:12,150
And you can yell
as loud as you Iike there.
695
01:01:12,310 --> 01:01:16,562
We can laugh and joke.
I have tons of things to show you!
696
01:01:17,063 --> 01:01:21,715
There's something itching me.
What could it be?
697
01:01:23,509 --> 01:01:26,842
There we go.
Now I feel better.
698
01:01:27,054 --> 01:01:28,856
Let's go to the park!
699
01:01:31,352 --> 01:01:33,192
Behave.
700
01:01:34,019 --> 01:01:35,555
Come in.
701
01:01:36,752 --> 01:01:38,628
Good morning. So?
702
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:41,143
Forget it.
703
01:01:41,203 --> 01:01:43,505
- What happened?
- Nothing at all.
704
01:01:43,832 --> 01:01:46,236
Nothing and everything are linked.
705
01:01:46,296 --> 01:01:48,246
Tell me about this "Nothing."
706
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:52,406
Everything. I've done everything.
I can't do any more.
707
01:01:52,550 --> 01:01:55,682
I even took him to the park
until 3:00 a.m.
708
01:01:55,742 --> 01:01:58,238
I was naked. I caught cold.
709
01:01:58,298 --> 01:02:00,988
I kept saying,
"No one can hear us!
710
01:02:01,048 --> 01:02:04,169
Anyone could take advantage of me!"
711
01:02:04,425 --> 01:02:06,612
I fell with my legs wide open.
712
01:02:06,672 --> 01:02:08,822
I went for a dip in the fountain.
713
01:02:08,882 --> 01:02:12,080
I pranced around naked,
picking flowers.
714
01:02:12,321 --> 01:02:16,866
In short, I shoved my ass
in his face all night long.
715
01:02:19,092 --> 01:02:22,450
Fascinating.
And what did he say?
716
01:02:22,610 --> 01:02:25,573
What did he say?
You can hear what he said.
717
01:02:26,561 --> 01:02:28,939
The shares of the Canadian dollar...
718
01:02:28,999 --> 01:02:32,110
mustn't fall below the 0.6%mark.
719
01:02:32,370 --> 01:02:35,340
Panic on Wall Street
and at the Bundesbank.
720
01:02:35,542 --> 01:02:37,552
Shareholders are selling out.
721
01:02:37,696 --> 01:02:40,506
I'm confused.
Maybe I went about it wrong.
722
01:02:40,757 --> 01:02:43,237
No, on the contrary!
723
01:02:43,297 --> 01:02:46,427
We should celebrate.
We're almost there.
724
01:02:46,487 --> 01:02:48,537
Why? He's done nothing strange.
725
01:02:48,597 --> 01:02:52,300
Do you know what we call
this "nothing strange"?
726
01:02:53,036 --> 01:02:55,340
"Preurgic cathartic apathy."
727
01:02:55,851 --> 01:02:59,169
It's that moment of low pressure...
728
01:02:59,229 --> 01:03:01,791
before an intensely violent hurricane.
729
01:03:03,604 --> 01:03:05,850
Now your mission is getting risky.
730
01:03:06,467 --> 01:03:09,465
If I could see him, touch him...
731
01:03:09,899 --> 01:03:14,217
I'd tell you the day,
the hour and the minute he'll explode.
732
01:03:16,830 --> 01:03:18,468
I'm very worried.
733
01:03:20,063 --> 01:03:23,272
Now we have to try
something very dangerous.
734
01:03:24,005 --> 01:03:26,315
It will help to protect you too.
735
01:03:26,739 --> 01:03:28,676
I have to examine him.
736
01:03:29,402 --> 01:03:31,982
Vascular tension
of the medignonomus...
737
01:03:32,042 --> 01:03:35,564
blood pressure,
ocular pressure, DNA...
738
01:03:35,763 --> 01:03:38,870
R.O.S., height,
size, weight, reflexes!
739
01:03:41,264 --> 01:03:43,670
We don't have a minute to lose.
740
01:03:43,921 --> 01:03:46,504
Help me meet him as soon as possible.
741
01:03:47,034 --> 01:03:49,178
Tell him I'm a tailor--
742
01:03:49,238 --> 01:03:52,315
a friend of yours--
and I want to make him a suit.
743
01:03:52,459 --> 01:03:54,910
He mustn't suspect I'm a doctor.
744
01:03:55,170 --> 01:03:57,432
The attached...
745
01:03:58,169 --> 01:03:59,576
invoice--
746
01:04:02,102 --> 01:04:06,475
Respectfully yours...
747
01:04:07,218 --> 01:04:09,348
The President of Vice.
748
01:04:09,965 --> 01:04:11,642
The vice president.
749
01:04:12,538 --> 01:04:14,550
Class dismissed.
750
01:04:15,632 --> 01:04:17,874
Professor, if you only knew...
751
01:04:18,019 --> 01:04:20,649
how important this exam is for me.
752
01:04:20,832 --> 01:04:23,977
It's tomorrow,
and I have to pass it.
753
01:04:24,037 --> 01:04:26,473
Just think-- assistant manager...
754
01:04:26,533 --> 01:04:29,498
of the Huan-Chai-Hung
Import-Export Company.
755
01:04:29,558 --> 01:04:34,108
- Hong Kong, Shanghai, Italy--
- Assistant manager. Slow down.
756
01:04:34,888 --> 01:04:39,750
First I have to pass.
When you work for the Chinese--
757
01:04:42,901 --> 01:04:44,833
you move up quickly.
758
01:04:45,139 --> 01:04:46,477
Thanks.
759
01:04:48,568 --> 01:04:51,351
It's my Lao-tzu vase,
a good-luck charm.
760
01:04:51,411 --> 01:04:54,635
- Indeed, take it to the exam.
- Thanks.
761
01:04:54,789 --> 01:04:56,755
I'll give it back.
762
01:04:57,218 --> 01:04:59,830
I better go. So long.
763
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:03,060
Thanks again.
764
01:05:03,223 --> 01:05:06,377
I think I'm well-prepared.
I've got to pass.
765
01:05:06,704 --> 01:05:10,166
Thanks.
I've been meaning to ask you--
766
01:05:10,686 --> 01:05:13,232
What does that say?
767
01:05:14,605 --> 01:05:17,222
Welcome.
768
01:05:17,282 --> 01:05:21,111
I thought so,
but since it's worn out--
769
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:25,431
So I'll see you at the exam.
770
01:05:30,610 --> 01:05:33,306
- Are they nice?
- Yes. Husband and wife.
771
01:05:33,366 --> 01:05:36,545
She's somewhat fragile.
He's a great tailor.
772
01:05:36,605 --> 01:05:38,844
One of the best in the world.
773
01:05:38,904 --> 01:05:42,632
- What about dinner?
- We have to go shopping.
774
01:05:42,863 --> 01:05:46,195
The workmen are outside.
What should we do?
775
01:05:46,918 --> 01:05:50,446
- Shit, it broke again!
- It happened to me too.
776
01:05:50,610 --> 01:05:53,396
Hold it. l'll fix it.
777
01:05:53,456 --> 01:05:56,122
I'll jam a screwdriver in there.
778
01:05:57,693 --> 01:06:00,014
Jessica, I feel happy today.
779
01:06:00,235 --> 01:06:02,867
Know what?
Fuck them all.
780
01:06:02,927 --> 01:06:05,910
Today we'll use the main door.
781
01:06:12,340 --> 01:06:15,910
Get down and follow me.
Do what I do.
782
01:07:09,808 --> 01:07:12,270
- Have a nice walk.
- Thank you.
783
01:07:16,210 --> 01:07:19,072
- Is she your wife?
- Yes, she is.
784
01:07:19,172 --> 01:07:22,032
- Pleased to meet you.
- The pleasure's mine.
785
01:07:27,685 --> 01:07:30,140
Are you planning on having children?
786
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:33,990
- Children? We'll see.
- Soon.
787
01:07:40,410 --> 01:07:43,485
The weather's changed.
It's cloudy.
788
01:07:47,341 --> 01:07:50,263
This is as far as I go.
My car's in here.
789
01:07:50,716 --> 01:07:54,832
- Good-bye.
- Have a nice walk.
790
01:07:55,362 --> 01:07:57,672
Wave good-bye.
791
01:08:02,734 --> 01:08:05,809
- Who was that?
- It's too complicated.
792
01:08:05,869 --> 01:08:08,893
- What's going on?
- Let's go. Stand up.
793
01:08:18,148 --> 01:08:20,308
The alarm's broken.
794
01:08:20,368 --> 01:08:22,573
These are for you.
795
01:08:23,006 --> 01:08:24,770
They're gorgeous.
796
01:08:26,481 --> 01:08:28,775
Stunning! Turn to the left.
797
01:08:29,180 --> 01:08:32,052
- What time is your tailor coming?
- 9:00.
798
01:08:43,003 --> 01:08:45,476
Paride, I want to go back home.
799
01:08:46,025 --> 01:08:48,763
Eighteen! He's killed eighteen!
800
01:08:48,989 --> 01:08:51,611
- Go alone.
- No. It's too dangerous.
801
01:08:51,671 --> 01:08:53,971
If he realizes
I'm a psychiatrist--
802
01:08:54,031 --> 01:08:57,253
We have to act natural.
As any tailor and his wife.
803
01:08:57,313 --> 01:09:00,263
There's no danger.
It's just an ordinary dinner.
804
01:09:00,323 --> 01:09:03,529
Smile. Compliment him.
Look him in the eye.
805
01:09:03,589 --> 01:09:04,796
Jolanda!
806
01:09:05,972 --> 01:09:08,581
- Take these.
- You gave me two before.
807
01:09:08,641 --> 01:09:10,374
Take another two.
808
01:09:10,557 --> 01:09:11,800
No, three.
809
01:09:16,137 --> 01:09:18,875
We're a little early,
but it's better.
810
01:09:21,573 --> 01:09:23,142
Smile.
811
01:09:27,732 --> 01:09:30,556
- Paride!
- This is my wife.
812
01:09:31,806 --> 01:09:34,349
That's enough. Come on.
813
01:09:34,609 --> 01:09:36,885
We're so pleased to be here.
814
01:09:36,945 --> 01:09:40,381
This is Jessica.
Look, she's relaxed.
815
01:09:41,043 --> 01:09:44,436
- Where is he?
- In the kitchen, cutting the steaks.
816
01:09:44,745 --> 01:09:46,643
Come in.
817
01:09:46,855 --> 01:09:48,398
I have to pee.
818
01:09:49,786 --> 01:09:52,124
My wife needs to use the bathroom.
819
01:09:52,346 --> 01:09:53,811
Follow me.
820
01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,904
The first door on the right.
821
01:10:00,415 --> 01:10:02,883
- Where can we talk?
- In my room.
822
01:10:03,075 --> 01:10:04,475
There's a problem.
823
01:10:04,535 --> 01:10:06,223
I need a blood test...
824
01:10:06,283 --> 01:10:09,736
a neurosomatic checkup,
an R.K.S. scintigraphy--
825
01:10:16,575 --> 01:10:17,963
Paride?
826
01:10:19,573 --> 01:10:20,691
Paride?
827
01:10:35,419 --> 01:10:36,604
Paride!
828
01:10:39,158 --> 01:10:41,590
Is that you, Jessica?
829
01:10:57,280 --> 01:11:00,018
I'm sorry, honey.
Swallow these.
830
01:11:00,078 --> 01:11:04,378
Down the hatch.
Good girl. Calm down.
831
01:11:04,666 --> 01:11:08,184
You have to get the door fixed.
- It's not the door.
832
01:11:08,244 --> 01:11:11,670
When I opened it
her eyes were so huge...
833
01:11:11,730 --> 01:11:13,489
she scared me shitless!
834
01:11:13,549 --> 01:11:17,160
Women! Everything's fine.
She'll be out soon.
835
01:11:17,220 --> 01:11:20,594
I'm going on the terrace.
- Paride. - Loris.
836
01:11:20,961 --> 01:11:23,517
We got here a little early.
837
01:11:23,577 --> 01:11:25,144
To be precise...
838
01:11:25,483 --> 01:11:27,582
26 minutes early.
839
01:11:27,732 --> 01:11:30,112
That's rush hour for you.
840
01:11:30,372 --> 01:11:32,260
In a way, it's better.
841
01:11:32,704 --> 01:11:35,907
It's better to arrive early first
than late last.
842
01:11:36,688 --> 01:11:37,883
May I?
843
01:11:41,589 --> 01:11:45,431
- Come and have a drink.
- Yes, let's have one.
844
01:11:45,720 --> 01:11:49,331
I want to apologize about your wife.
I'm sorry.
845
01:11:49,391 --> 01:11:51,467
There's no need to apologize.
846
01:11:51,527 --> 01:11:55,099
Look what we've prepared.
One, two, three!
847
01:11:55,159 --> 01:11:57,176
Pretty, isn't it?
848
01:11:57,716 --> 01:12:00,136
We blew a fuse.
The oven is on, too.
849
01:12:00,196 --> 01:12:02,712
I'll fix it.
I'll be right back.
850
01:12:04,061 --> 01:12:07,197
- He may catch on.
- It's impressive.
851
01:12:07,525 --> 01:12:10,214
His H.B.S. is almost 73.
852
01:12:10,466 --> 01:12:14,196
His seminaceous glands are bursting.
His eyes are hypervascular.
853
01:12:14,256 --> 01:12:18,510
As I suspected, he's on the brink.
You've done a good job.
854
01:12:44,394 --> 01:12:45,675
Paride.
855
01:12:57,155 --> 01:12:59,063
Madam. Madam?
856
01:12:59,685 --> 01:13:02,538
It's me. May I come in?
857
01:13:02,831 --> 01:13:05,525
It's me. Remember me?
858
01:13:05,939 --> 01:13:07,529
It's me again.
859
01:13:07,818 --> 01:13:11,157
I've come to apologize for before.
I'm sorry.
860
01:13:11,600 --> 01:13:16,275
Forgive me.
These dinners get me worked up.
861
01:13:16,335 --> 01:13:19,178
I'm a bit nervous, so--
862
01:13:19,458 --> 01:13:22,190
If you're feeling better, I'm ready.
863
01:13:23,027 --> 01:13:26,314
I've taken care of your husband
and Jessica on the terrace.
864
01:13:26,488 --> 01:13:28,187
There's only you left.
865
01:13:28,247 --> 01:13:32,190
Take it easy.
You don't have to come yet.
866
01:13:32,712 --> 01:13:34,932
We've got plenty of time.
867
01:13:34,992 --> 01:13:37,295
The night is young.
868
01:13:38,032 --> 01:13:40,813
We'll have a ball later.
869
01:13:41,392 --> 01:13:43,592
I apologize again for before.
870
01:14:07,632 --> 01:14:09,472
Here I come.
871
01:14:11,712 --> 01:14:13,632
Sorry.
872
01:14:15,352 --> 01:14:17,912
I have a question for you.
873
01:14:19,192 --> 01:14:21,752
There are three doors--
a closed white door...
874
01:14:21,952 --> 01:14:24,728
an open red door,
a half-open brown one.
875
01:14:24,788 --> 01:14:28,536
- Which would you choose?
- That's easy. The red one's open.
876
01:14:30,512 --> 01:14:33,459
- Choose a ball.
- This one is nearest.
877
01:14:34,712 --> 01:14:36,512
One more thing.
878
01:14:36,632 --> 01:14:39,472
There are three cows.
No, forget that one.
879
01:14:39,552 --> 01:14:42,312
You come home and find
your wife lying on the floor.
880
01:14:42,372 --> 01:14:43,954
One, she's dead.
881
01:14:44,512 --> 01:14:47,052
Two, she's fainted.
Three, she's playing.
882
01:14:47,112 --> 01:14:49,192
What do you think?
883
01:14:49,312 --> 01:14:52,232
She's dead.
I'll turn the oven off.
884
01:14:52,312 --> 01:14:54,512
Have I won? What is this game?
885
01:14:55,932 --> 01:14:57,027
Terrifying.
886
01:15:15,358 --> 01:15:18,491
Very good, madam! You're up!
What are you doing?
887
01:15:19,193 --> 01:15:22,065
Nothing.
Just stretching my legs.
888
01:15:22,432 --> 01:15:24,472
I wasn't running away.
889
01:15:24,918 --> 01:15:26,142
Running away?
890
01:15:28,546 --> 01:15:30,512
I need some fresh air.
891
01:15:30,975 --> 01:15:32,382
I need to--
892
01:15:33,192 --> 01:15:34,938
- May I?
- Of course.
893
01:15:34,998 --> 01:15:36,152
Thank you.
894
01:15:43,071 --> 01:15:45,152
If you need any help--
895
01:15:46,370 --> 01:15:48,792
I'm coming! I'm coming!
896
01:15:50,512 --> 01:15:52,552
Calm down! Don't move!
897
01:16:02,672 --> 01:16:04,552
No! I don't want to!
898
01:16:21,512 --> 01:16:23,432
The blinds!
899
01:16:30,352 --> 01:16:32,472
Turn the music off!
900
01:16:35,484 --> 01:16:38,379
- What happened?
- I was getting some air...
901
01:16:38,439 --> 01:16:42,321
and he grabbed me from behind
with an enormous, huge thing!
902
01:16:42,381 --> 01:16:44,047
Calm down.
903
01:16:47,218 --> 01:16:49,955
Don't worry.
It's happened to me too.
904
01:16:50,015 --> 01:16:52,586
- The window's broken.
- What happened?
905
01:16:52,646 --> 01:16:54,561
The window. The blind.
906
01:16:54,621 --> 01:16:58,432
She stuck her head out for air
and the blind fell on her.
907
01:16:58,492 --> 01:17:00,305
She scared me stiff.
908
01:17:00,365 --> 01:17:03,752
Did you hear? It was an accident.
It wasn't his fault.
909
01:17:03,812 --> 01:17:07,289
No, he wanted to--
with an enormous thing.
910
01:17:09,798 --> 01:17:12,552
He tore my dress.
911
01:17:14,403 --> 01:17:17,121
If you want to change,
the closet is full.
912
01:17:17,391 --> 01:17:21,160
You can choose whatever you want.
913
01:17:21,304 --> 01:17:23,592
I want to go home.
914
01:17:24,978 --> 01:17:28,187
Relax. It was an accident.
915
01:17:28,247 --> 01:17:30,864
He grabbed me from behind.
916
01:17:30,924 --> 01:17:33,277
I saw him.
It was an accident.
917
01:17:33,450 --> 01:17:36,565
We have to get someone
on the double...
918
01:17:36,625 --> 01:17:38,295
to repair that blind.
919
01:17:38,450 --> 01:17:40,351
...28, 29, 30!
920
01:17:42,181 --> 01:17:43,911
Wait. A little more.
921
01:17:44,735 --> 01:17:47,241
That's better. Drink up.
922
01:17:48,612 --> 01:17:50,819
You'll feel much better.
923
01:17:51,118 --> 01:17:54,500
It's burning hot.
It's going to be delicious.
924
01:17:54,663 --> 01:17:57,169
In China it's called...
925
01:17:57,229 --> 01:18:00,950
Turtle pie, but I used potatoes instead.
Same thing.
926
01:18:01,112 --> 01:18:03,676
I can't eat much.
Just a light meal.
927
01:18:03,736 --> 01:18:05,941
I have a Chinese exam tomorrow.
928
01:18:07,190 --> 01:18:09,590
- All right.
- Thanks, Paride!
929
01:18:09,650 --> 01:18:12,173
You know I can't refuse you anything.
930
01:18:12,575 --> 01:18:16,286
Did you hear?
Paride's making you a suit.
931
01:18:16,907 --> 01:18:20,184
Straight with your back.
Do exactly what I tell you.
932
01:18:20,244 --> 01:18:22,902
I'm a stickler
for absolute precision.
933
01:18:23,110 --> 01:18:25,953
I don't use meters,
I use millimeters.
934
01:18:26,971 --> 01:18:30,470
Modern tailors make me laugh.
They're rag merchants.
935
01:18:30,711 --> 01:18:33,382
I have to know my customers
inside out.
936
01:18:33,442 --> 01:18:36,326
A suit describes
the man who wears it--
937
01:18:36,386 --> 01:18:38,437
his hopes, illusions, dreams.
938
01:18:38,591 --> 01:18:41,997
Lift your leg, bend it--
No, just one.
939
01:18:42,248 --> 01:18:44,712
Don't budge.
940
01:18:45,651 --> 01:18:48,099
Stand on this.
941
01:18:49,121 --> 01:18:51,280
Look up.
942
01:18:52,215 --> 01:18:53,695
You can get down.
943
01:18:54,041 --> 01:18:57,839
Now I'll measure your neck
for the tie.
944
01:18:57,899 --> 01:19:02,080
I'll measure your throat elasticity
for the knot. Say "ahh."
945
01:19:07,087 --> 01:19:09,921
16-4.
Don't move!
946
01:19:14,112 --> 01:19:16,977
Let's check the sleeve
for the lower forearm.
947
01:19:17,037 --> 01:19:19,348
You mustn't fidget.
948
01:19:20,934 --> 01:19:24,413
I told you to keep still.
- You pierced my finger!
949
01:19:26,620 --> 01:19:28,685
It's a disinfecting slide.
950
01:19:29,206 --> 01:19:31,856
Hold your arms up.
951
01:19:33,408 --> 01:19:35,210
Eyes to the ceiling.
952
01:19:35,432 --> 01:19:37,875
Arms in the air.
Holy shit!
953
01:19:38,405 --> 01:19:40,046
Stay like that.
954
01:19:40,528 --> 01:19:42,190
Finished!
955
01:19:42,450 --> 01:19:45,594
What a great tailor.
Really precise. Thanks.
956
01:19:45,864 --> 01:19:49,912
Thanks? That's only the sleeve.
We've only just begun.
957
01:19:50,417 --> 01:19:53,183
Now we measure your hips and calves.
958
01:19:53,243 --> 01:19:55,292
Lie down on this.
959
01:19:55,505 --> 01:19:57,095
Get undressed.
960
01:19:57,155 --> 01:19:59,730
In front of everybody?
You're kidding!
961
01:19:59,790 --> 01:20:02,275
You're right.
Let's go to your room.
962
01:20:02,709 --> 01:20:05,599
No. I can walk.
963
01:20:05,659 --> 01:20:06,977
My bag.
964
01:20:08,376 --> 01:20:10,636
- Lead the way.
- Bye, Jessica.
965
01:20:10,696 --> 01:20:13,238
- What do I have to do?
- Cough.
966
01:20:24,050 --> 01:20:27,133
Hold your breath.
Stop breathing...
967
01:20:27,672 --> 01:20:29,384
Now breathe.
968
01:20:29,687 --> 01:20:33,225
- We've got the shoes, now the hat.
- I don't wear hats.
969
01:20:33,285 --> 01:20:36,350
A suit without a hat is like
an Englishman without an umbrella.
970
01:20:36,528 --> 01:20:38,444
I need the tape measure.
971
01:20:38,504 --> 01:20:43,259
- Is it heavy?
- Sort of. I never wear hats!
972
01:20:44,034 --> 01:20:45,932
Think of your mother.
973
01:20:46,251 --> 01:20:48,092
It tickles!
974
01:20:53,867 --> 01:20:56,390
Jessica, we're doing the hat now.
975
01:20:58,398 --> 01:21:00,623
Don't turn around.
Don't move.
976
01:21:06,689 --> 01:21:08,355
I've nearly finished.
977
01:21:08,415 --> 01:21:12,351
Modern designers are rag merchants.
978
01:21:13,276 --> 01:21:16,414
Now this may hurt,
but it won't take long.
979
01:21:16,597 --> 01:21:18,292
Lie down here.
980
01:21:18,581 --> 01:21:22,648
Quick, Loris!
Something's burning in the kitchen.
981
01:21:22,708 --> 01:21:25,464
- Do you mind?
- What about the scarf?
982
01:21:25,618 --> 01:21:27,258
I have to go.
983
01:21:28,292 --> 01:21:29,658
What a shame.
984
01:21:29,718 --> 01:21:32,987
- What's burning?
- Nothing. Everything's fine.
985
01:21:33,047 --> 01:21:36,431
Paride is going too far.
Sometimes he's overly precise.
986
01:21:39,188 --> 01:21:41,869
Thanks. He may be precise,
but ...
987
01:21:42,037 --> 01:21:45,093
honestly, also a little wacky.
Really wacky.
988
01:21:45,153 --> 01:21:48,965
To measure me for gloves,
he asked what I dream about...
989
01:21:49,025 --> 01:21:51,654
and if I ever saw
my parents making love.
990
01:21:51,714 --> 01:21:53,919
- What are these?
- What?
991
01:21:54,140 --> 01:21:57,953
That was to measure me for...
suspenders.
992
01:21:58,126 --> 01:22:02,563
He is really very precise.
I'll wash up and be right back.
993
01:22:08,209 --> 01:22:09,231
Miss!
994
01:22:11,158 --> 01:22:12,498
Come here!
995
01:22:16,792 --> 01:22:19,597
You think things are normal here?
Look!
996
01:22:20,735 --> 01:22:21,992
Bashful!
997
01:22:23,708 --> 01:22:26,417
- What is it?
- Read what's on it.
998
01:22:26,976 --> 01:22:28,952
"Bashful."
999
01:22:31,005 --> 01:22:32,564
Don't you see?
1000
01:22:33,007 --> 01:22:34,913
A dwarf in the wardrobe!
1001
01:22:35,173 --> 01:22:37,615
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs!
1002
01:22:37,914 --> 01:22:39,355
Snow White!
1003
01:22:39,952 --> 01:22:43,270
Fairy tales.
I have to think about that.
1004
01:22:46,442 --> 01:22:49,790
The test results
are going to blow me away!
1005
01:23:11,672 --> 01:23:14,552
Where are you going?
1006
01:23:15,262 --> 01:23:17,614
Did you hurt yourself?
1007
01:23:17,674 --> 01:23:19,912
Come back in.
1008
01:23:36,232 --> 01:23:38,032
My bag!
1009
01:23:41,032 --> 01:23:44,192
She put this dress on,
then it fell off.
1010
01:23:44,272 --> 01:23:47,252
She was naked,
she panicked and screamed.
1011
01:23:47,312 --> 01:23:49,085
Here on the stairs!
1012
01:23:50,312 --> 01:23:53,958
I'm sorry, but your wife--
1013
01:23:54,018 --> 01:23:55,832
She's that way.
1014
01:23:55,912 --> 01:23:59,112
When she decides it's late,
there's no stopping her.
1015
01:23:59,192 --> 01:24:02,727
- She was screaming!
- That's her way of saying good-bye.
1016
01:24:02,952 --> 01:24:05,832
She's just cheerful.
You know, women...
1017
01:24:05,952 --> 01:24:08,385
Good-bye.
The meal was delicious.
1018
01:24:08,672 --> 01:24:10,156
Normal?
1019
01:24:11,952 --> 01:24:14,544
I'm coming!
Wait for me, darling!
1020
01:24:28,312 --> 01:24:31,494
I don't think
I'll get that suit now.
1021
01:25:32,733 --> 01:25:36,630
Before beginning the exam,
ask him his name.
1022
01:25:40,552 --> 01:25:42,672
What's your name?
1023
01:25:57,600 --> 01:25:59,792
How long do these exams last?
1024
01:25:59,852 --> 01:26:02,897
It depends on how it goes.
He just went in.
1025
01:26:03,211 --> 01:26:06,870
The longer he stays in there,
the better because--
1026
01:26:07,037 --> 01:26:09,013
- Loris!
- Hey, but...
1027
01:26:13,192 --> 01:26:16,592
What region are these Chinese from?
1028
01:26:16,712 --> 01:26:19,025
I couldn't understand a word.
1029
01:26:19,085 --> 01:26:21,305
What did they ask you?
1030
01:26:21,365 --> 01:26:25,136
How do I know? I didn't catch a word.
Are they Chinese?
1031
01:26:25,312 --> 01:26:27,672
They're Chinese, Loris.
1032
01:26:27,752 --> 01:26:30,980
So you flunked it.
I told you it wasn't easy.
1033
01:26:31,272 --> 01:26:34,232
- We can try again.
- No, thanks.
1034
01:26:34,312 --> 01:26:38,032
I'll miss our lessons.
They were fun.
1035
01:26:38,112 --> 01:26:39,952
This is yours.
1036
01:26:41,342 --> 01:26:44,632
My Lao-tzu, a good-luck charm.
But it wasn't much use.
1037
01:26:45,438 --> 01:26:48,482
So long then.
I'm sorry.
1038
01:26:52,125 --> 01:26:54,325
Were the questions very difficult?
1039
01:26:54,385 --> 01:26:56,492
Extremely difficult!
1040
01:26:56,641 --> 01:27:00,294
They asked me one.
I didn't understand a word.
1041
01:27:00,448 --> 01:27:03,830
Maybe it was a dialect,
but I don't think they were Chinese.
1042
01:27:04,911 --> 01:27:08,265
"Job offer."
Listen to this.
1043
01:27:08,449 --> 01:27:11,658
"President of thriving company.
1044
01:27:13,262 --> 01:27:15,432
Three months' holiday pay.
1045
01:27:15,512 --> 01:27:19,385
Knowledge of Scandinavian
languages required."
1046
01:27:19,983 --> 01:27:24,310
How many Scandinavian languages
are there? They all sound the same.
1047
01:27:24,592 --> 01:27:26,838
I'd look for something else.
1048
01:27:35,732 --> 01:27:37,882
- I found the answer.
- To what?
1049
01:27:38,017 --> 01:27:39,713
Bashful.
1050
01:27:41,411 --> 01:27:44,352
I didn't sleep a wink last night.
How is he?
1051
01:27:44,832 --> 01:27:47,413
- Normal.
- Normal. I might have guessed.
1052
01:27:47,473 --> 01:27:50,578
I spent the night rereading
Endelsson's latest essay.
1053
01:27:50,638 --> 01:27:53,417
"Ghosts and Fairy Tales
in Contemporary Rape:
1054
01:27:53,477 --> 01:27:56,677
from the Three Little Pigs
to the Monster of Rostov."
1055
01:27:56,867 --> 01:28:00,652
Here's the solution--
a Little Red Riding Hood costume.
1056
01:28:01,965 --> 01:28:05,675
- Put it on and you'll understand.
- No. I've had enough.
1057
01:28:05,895 --> 01:28:07,645
You don't have a choice.
1058
01:28:08,217 --> 01:28:11,161
The chief of police
orders you to wear this...
1059
01:28:11,325 --> 01:28:13,201
and keep your gun handy.
1060
01:28:13,932 --> 01:28:16,824
The urge will be
immediate and devastating.
1061
01:28:18,012 --> 01:28:20,815
Put it on and you'll see.
And remember:
1062
01:28:21,045 --> 01:28:23,173
read the instructions first.
1063
01:28:23,935 --> 01:28:25,305
Good luck.
1064
01:28:28,692 --> 01:28:30,832
I found it!
Listen to this.
1065
01:28:30,952 --> 01:28:32,202
Listen to this.
1066
01:28:32,341 --> 01:28:34,510
"Vice president--"
1067
01:28:34,770 --> 01:28:36,920
No. I don't like the "vice" part.
1068
01:28:39,158 --> 01:28:40,922
Who could that be?
1069
01:28:43,748 --> 01:28:44,952
Who is it?
1070
01:28:45,012 --> 01:28:46,952
It's me, the manager.
1071
01:28:47,508 --> 01:28:49,259
What do you want?
1072
01:28:49,644 --> 01:28:52,964
There's a lady with me,
to see the apartment.
1073
01:28:54,233 --> 01:28:55,597
Jessica--
1074
01:28:58,133 --> 01:28:59,872
Yes, I'm coming.
1075
01:29:06,732 --> 01:29:10,616
I'm very sick.
Haven't you heard?
1076
01:29:11,256 --> 01:29:13,299
What are you talking about?
1077
01:29:14,135 --> 01:29:16,950
I'm sick. I've got--
1078
01:29:18,037 --> 01:29:20,513
I'm very sick.
1079
01:29:20,812 --> 01:29:23,914
It's a very contagious disease.
1080
01:29:24,059 --> 01:29:26,353
Stop acting stupid.
Open the door!
1081
01:29:28,533 --> 01:29:31,999
Good morning.
What a pretty baby.
1082
01:29:32,059 --> 01:29:34,710
Come in. Let me touch her.
1083
01:29:34,892 --> 01:29:37,509
I'll come back another time.
I'm busy.
1084
01:29:37,653 --> 01:29:39,520
I really have to go.
1085
01:29:39,752 --> 01:29:42,590
No, wait!
1086
01:29:45,566 --> 01:29:48,238
Look what's happened to me.
1087
01:29:48,298 --> 01:29:51,112
When I woke up this morning...
1088
01:29:51,192 --> 01:29:54,049
my face was covered with this.
1089
01:29:54,236 --> 01:29:59,410
What virus is it?
No one knows. No, no, no.
1090
01:30:00,602 --> 01:30:04,496
You're a bastard.
You'll pay for this one day!
1091
01:30:06,764 --> 01:30:08,180
Elevator!
1092
01:30:15,454 --> 01:30:17,979
Jessica, that was the manager.
1093
01:30:18,554 --> 01:30:20,829
It was the manager.
1094
01:30:22,525 --> 01:30:24,032
Can I come in?
1095
01:30:34,286 --> 01:30:39,065
If the manager sees you,
he'll put you in the garden.
1096
01:30:43,898 --> 01:30:45,512
Where are you going?
1097
01:30:46,316 --> 01:30:48,360
To visit my sick grandmother.
1098
01:30:52,155 --> 01:30:56,392
And these suitcases?
What's going on, Jessica?
1099
01:30:57,085 --> 01:30:58,838
I have to go away.
1100
01:30:59,118 --> 01:31:01,692
Don't ask me where,
how, when or why.
1101
01:31:02,029 --> 01:31:03,792
I have to leave you.
1102
01:31:05,410 --> 01:31:08,824
- Don't ask me anything.
- But how? Why? Where? When?
1103
01:31:09,028 --> 01:31:12,492
You always do that!
I tell you not to ask, then you do!
1104
01:31:12,552 --> 01:31:14,512
You never listen to me!
1105
01:31:15,255 --> 01:31:18,290
I come in windows,
screwdrivers fall on me...
1106
01:31:18,350 --> 01:31:20,305
and I crawl out buildings!
1107
01:31:20,365 --> 01:31:22,581
- I'd get evicted--
- You should be!
1108
01:31:22,641 --> 01:31:27,093
Hide here, hide there!
This is no apartment, it's a video game!
1109
01:31:27,209 --> 01:31:29,938
Then you wake me up with coffee
in the morning!
1110
01:31:29,998 --> 01:31:32,136
I'll have a nervous breakdown!
1111
01:31:32,196 --> 01:31:35,530
Enough! I'll send someone
for my bags tomorrow.
1112
01:31:35,590 --> 01:31:38,411
Don't open your mouth.
Don't try to stop me.
1113
01:31:38,642 --> 01:31:40,966
- But, Jessica--
- You see?
1114
01:31:41,168 --> 01:31:44,529
You don't listen to a word I say!
1115
01:31:44,722 --> 01:31:47,341
Stay there and shut up.
I'm leaving!
1116
01:31:50,778 --> 01:31:52,592
And these are mine!
1117
01:32:21,981 --> 01:32:25,883
Dear Jessica, I'll leave this cassette
in your suitcase.
1118
01:32:26,778 --> 01:32:29,360
I must admit
you've been a little--
1119
01:32:29,420 --> 01:32:33,672
just a little--
rude concerning yours truly.
1120
01:32:34,639 --> 01:32:37,162
Our contract for the rent ends here.
1121
01:32:37,222 --> 01:32:39,538
Many thanks.
Yours respectfully.
1122
01:32:44,064 --> 01:32:47,897
Dear Jessica, I'll leave this cassette
in your suitcase.
1123
01:32:48,496 --> 01:32:51,007
I must admit
you've been a little--
1124
01:32:51,067 --> 01:32:55,369
just a little--
rude concerning yours truly.
1125
01:32:55,668 --> 01:32:57,968
Our contract for the rent ends here.
1126
01:32:58,028 --> 01:32:59,724
Many thanks.
Yours respectfully.
1127
01:32:59,784 --> 01:33:02,151
...probably you didn't even realize.
1128
01:33:02,211 --> 01:33:04,861
When you hear this cassette,
I'll be gone.
1129
01:33:05,043 --> 01:33:09,056
It's 3:00 a.m. and very silent outside.
I can't sleep.
1130
01:33:09,386 --> 01:33:11,886
I went into your room.
You were asleep.
1131
01:33:11,946 --> 01:33:14,230
How can you sleep
without a pillow?
1132
01:33:14,290 --> 01:33:17,780
I'll miss this apartment.
Loris, you can't imagine how much--
1133
01:33:17,840 --> 01:33:19,164
I love you.
1134
01:33:21,678 --> 01:33:24,203
You've ruined everything!
1135
01:33:25,085 --> 01:33:28,132
The mouse nibbles
and the cheese runs out.
1136
01:33:28,373 --> 01:33:31,261
I'm convinced
you're making a mistake.
1137
01:33:31,522 --> 01:33:34,272
We had him
where we wanted him!
1138
01:33:36,592 --> 01:33:40,962
What's got into you? You could have
stopped a series of terrible crimes.
1139
01:33:41,222 --> 01:33:44,067
- Professor, you saw him.
- So did my wife.
1140
01:33:44,127 --> 01:33:45,481
But, Professor--
1141
01:33:45,541 --> 01:33:49,150
It's no use. That monster's
won her over. He's a genius!
1142
01:33:49,210 --> 01:33:52,312
How did he react
when you said you were leaving?
1143
01:33:52,876 --> 01:33:57,204
He looked sorry.
A little surprised. Otherwise normal.
1144
01:33:57,387 --> 01:33:59,517
Normal! Normal, right!
1145
01:34:01,621 --> 01:34:04,152
Yes. Slow down.
I can't hear a word.
1146
01:34:04,460 --> 01:34:08,183
What? Where? Half an hour ago?
In broad daylight?
1147
01:34:08,243 --> 01:34:12,058
He's killed again.
Same details, same area.
1148
01:34:12,780 --> 01:34:16,445
Arrest that Loris straight away.
Go to his apartment.
1149
01:34:16,609 --> 01:34:18,587
Let everyone know.
1150
01:34:18,647 --> 01:34:22,532
Call the papers, the TV studios.
Distribute the film.
1151
01:34:23,567 --> 01:34:25,485
Come with me, Professor.
1152
01:34:28,136 --> 01:34:32,261
You'll have this on your conscience
for the rest of your life!
1153
01:34:33,592 --> 01:34:35,072
It's not possible.
1154
01:36:11,672 --> 01:36:13,392
Is he really scary?
1155
01:36:13,452 --> 01:36:15,441
Scary is too nice a word.
1156
01:36:15,501 --> 01:36:19,032
He's arrogant, hysterical.
Never pays his bills.
1157
01:36:19,152 --> 01:36:21,251
We'll get him ourselves...
1158
01:36:21,311 --> 01:36:25,049
and carve him up
like he did with the ladies.
1159
01:36:26,908 --> 01:36:29,952
Bring back the death penalty!
1160
01:36:38,030 --> 01:36:41,710
Bring back the death penalty!
1161
01:36:43,393 --> 01:36:45,643
Police. Make way.
1162
01:36:46,752 --> 01:36:49,190
Is it true he locked himself in?
1163
01:37:02,479 --> 01:37:04,443
What's going on here?
1164
01:37:04,693 --> 01:37:08,264
I don't know. I just got here.
A woman was killed.
1165
01:37:08,785 --> 01:37:11,645
- A woman was killed?
- Twenty, you mean.
1166
01:37:12,850 --> 01:37:15,148
Twenty? In this building?
1167
01:37:15,208 --> 01:37:18,352
Yes. The murderer kept a dwarf
in his closet.
1168
01:37:18,412 --> 01:37:19,980
He tortured it.
1169
01:37:20,444 --> 01:37:21,656
Who did?
1170
01:37:21,716 --> 01:37:24,413
The monster.
The one who chops women up.
1171
01:37:24,473 --> 01:37:26,031
They caught him.
1172
01:37:26,091 --> 01:37:28,863
The monster?
The one who chops up women?
1173
01:37:29,450 --> 01:37:32,354
- Did he live here?
- It seems so.
1174
01:37:32,846 --> 01:37:35,053
Who is it? The manager?
1175
01:37:35,352 --> 01:37:38,763
- I don't know. Maybe.
- It must be the manager.
1176
01:37:49,151 --> 01:37:50,895
It's him!
1177
01:37:52,216 --> 01:37:54,220
Let's go! He's dangerous!
1178
01:37:55,885 --> 01:37:57,533
It's him!
1179
01:38:02,081 --> 01:38:05,377
What's up?
Stand back! Make way!
1180
01:38:12,288 --> 01:38:14,110
- The monster!
- Me?
1181
01:38:15,487 --> 01:38:17,222
We're your friends.
1182
01:38:17,965 --> 01:38:19,828
Everything's fine.
1183
01:38:20,170 --> 01:38:22,662
The monster? Me, the monster?
1184
01:39:01,250 --> 01:39:05,470
Quiet!
Where is he?
1185
01:39:05,949 --> 01:39:08,981
He disappeared.
How?
1186
01:39:10,803 --> 01:39:12,457
He went that way!
1187
01:39:14,603 --> 01:39:16,078
There he is!
1188
01:39:50,002 --> 01:39:54,104
What's happening?
This racket, police sirens--
1189
01:40:05,345 --> 01:40:08,792
Isn't he the one
who owes us money?
1190
01:40:09,400 --> 01:40:13,490
The dead man in the telegram?
The clock? That Loris?
1191
01:40:17,606 --> 01:40:19,235
Excuse me.
1192
01:40:21,890 --> 01:40:23,723
Stay there.
1193
01:40:25,332 --> 01:40:27,289
The antique dealer!
1194
01:40:28,970 --> 01:40:30,673
Stop, thief!
1195
01:40:32,099 --> 01:40:34,200
You owe me 1.2 million lira!
1196
01:40:34,260 --> 01:40:36,764
I'll squeeze it out of you!
1197
01:40:44,191 --> 01:40:46,591
How much does he owe you?
1198
01:40:50,078 --> 01:40:51,947
I can't believe it!
1199
01:40:53,576 --> 01:40:57,538
Look how many people he swindled!
The thief!
1200
01:42:25,373 --> 01:42:27,397
Professor?
1201
01:42:29,219 --> 01:42:31,655
I rang, but no one answered.
1202
01:42:32,099 --> 01:42:35,407
I took the liberty of coming
through the window.
1203
01:42:35,899 --> 01:42:38,312
It's me, Professor.
1204
01:42:39,204 --> 01:42:40,717
Don't be afraid.
1205
01:42:41,941 --> 01:42:43,999
Professor, are you there?
1206
01:43:03,753 --> 01:43:05,232
Hi, Jessica.
1207
01:43:06,041 --> 01:43:08,535
What a mess.
It's revolting.
1208
01:43:09,873 --> 01:43:12,880
We haven't found all the body parts.
1209
01:43:48,940 --> 01:43:49,940
Professor?
1210
01:43:56,970 --> 01:44:00,336
Professor, I'm here.
1211
01:44:01,065 --> 01:44:02,390
It's Loris.
1212
01:44:04,685 --> 01:44:07,360
I studied Chinese with you.
1213
01:44:07,420 --> 01:44:09,710
I came through the window.
1214
01:44:09,970 --> 01:44:12,150
Don't be afraid. It's me.
1215
01:44:12,410 --> 01:44:16,399
Perhaps you haven't heard
about that monster in the area...
1216
01:44:16,459 --> 01:44:18,678
who chops women to pieces.
1217
01:44:18,912 --> 01:44:21,235
It's me. Well, it's not me...
1218
01:44:21,295 --> 01:44:23,257
but they think it's me.
1219
01:44:23,317 --> 01:44:24,749
Me, the monster!
1220
01:44:24,809 --> 01:44:26,712
Me, that monster who does--
1221
01:44:26,772 --> 01:44:28,872
How could they--
1222
01:44:28,932 --> 01:44:33,142
They chased me all day! Help me!
You could be a good alibi.
1223
01:44:33,404 --> 01:44:36,816
If they ask you,
"Have you seen the monster?" say no.
1224
01:44:36,999 --> 01:44:41,190
They've been chasing me all day.
1225
01:44:41,344 --> 01:44:46,149
The police are after me.
Everyone in my building. Strangers.
1226
01:44:46,294 --> 01:44:51,040
Me, the monster?
How could they think that?
1227
01:44:51,100 --> 01:44:53,951
A policeman with his gun pointed--
1228
01:44:54,171 --> 01:44:56,792
he made me-- all day long--
1229
01:45:00,770 --> 01:45:04,353
"July 29"?
It's sour. Be careful.
1230
01:45:04,657 --> 01:45:07,715
They made me-- all day long--
1231
01:45:07,775 --> 01:45:10,276
I got home and didn't realize.
1232
01:45:10,960 --> 01:45:13,028
I got home, all relaxed.
1233
01:45:13,472 --> 01:45:16,140
I didn't know about it--
"the monster"!
1234
01:45:16,200 --> 01:45:18,500
They began to shout "monster" at me.
1235
01:45:18,631 --> 01:45:22,997
It's just like me, seeing someone
like you, all sweaty...
1236
01:45:23,161 --> 01:45:26,706
with a little mud,
a few red stains--
1237
01:45:26,766 --> 01:45:30,548
Can't I have a stain?
And shouting, "He's the monster"...
1238
01:45:30,608 --> 01:45:32,692
because he has a...
1239
01:45:32,752 --> 01:45:36,555
a red stain, sour milk...
1240
01:45:37,535 --> 01:45:40,110
a hand in his coat.
1241
01:45:40,170 --> 01:45:42,238
Is everyone a monster then?
1242
01:45:42,298 --> 01:45:45,472
Can't I go out with a woman's hand...
1243
01:45:45,758 --> 01:45:48,152
in my--
1244
01:45:48,232 --> 01:45:51,191
Professor, I'll say good-bye now.
1245
01:45:51,349 --> 01:45:54,461
It's late.
I was just passing by.
1246
01:45:54,914 --> 01:45:57,458
You're in good shape. Really good.
1247
01:45:57,902 --> 01:46:01,864
I'd give you a hand,
but I see you already have one.
1248
01:46:02,858 --> 01:46:05,025
The temperature's dropped.
1249
01:46:05,085 --> 01:46:07,852
It was chilly on my way here.
1250
01:46:07,912 --> 01:46:10,076
Take it easy, Professor.
1251
01:46:10,136 --> 01:46:11,750
Take it easy!
1252
01:46:27,712 --> 01:46:29,512
Upstairs, on the left.
1253
01:46:38,487 --> 01:46:40,914
Stop! Don't move! Quiet!
1254
01:46:40,974 --> 01:46:43,317
Hands on your head, both of you!
1255
01:46:43,490 --> 01:46:44,578
Quiet!
1256
01:46:44,752 --> 01:46:47,288
Come on, quiet! Relax!
1257
01:46:47,348 --> 01:46:49,736
Come out slowly.
1258
01:46:49,900 --> 01:46:52,186
Come on. Relax.
1259
01:46:53,698 --> 01:46:55,288
Come on. Slowly.
1260
01:46:58,838 --> 01:47:00,176
Take it easy.
1261
01:47:00,236 --> 01:47:02,375
Relax.
1262
01:47:04,232 --> 01:47:05,542
Shut up!
1263
01:47:08,592 --> 01:47:10,192
That's not him.
1264
01:47:10,429 --> 01:47:13,150
- The professor's at home.
- Is he armed?
1265
01:47:13,210 --> 01:47:15,980
No. He's in a sorry state.
He's sick.
1266
01:47:16,450 --> 01:47:18,368
Get him out of here.
1267
01:47:33,825 --> 01:47:36,592
Hello, Professor. How are you?
1268
01:47:37,512 --> 01:47:39,133
Not too good.
1269
01:47:40,880 --> 01:47:42,832
Come outside.
1270
01:47:59,232 --> 01:48:01,032
Just a minute!
1271
01:48:03,519 --> 01:48:04,858
Just a minute!
1272
01:48:05,345 --> 01:48:07,620
Absolutely terrifying.
Get in.
1273
01:48:09,752 --> 01:48:12,752
I'll come too.
I want to ask him a few questions.
1274
01:48:12,912 --> 01:48:14,396
Listen carefully.
1275
01:48:14,456 --> 01:48:17,456
There are three camels--
a red one with a hump...
1276
01:48:17,516 --> 01:48:21,012
a yellow one with three humps,
a black one with no hump.
1277
01:48:21,137 --> 01:48:23,912
Watch my lips.
There are three camels--
1278
01:48:36,032 --> 01:48:40,008
Are you sure the manager
had nothing to do with this?
1279
01:48:40,068 --> 01:48:42,436
- Who?
- The ma--
1280
01:48:42,608 --> 01:48:43,841
Forget it.
1281
01:48:43,901 --> 01:48:46,686
It's not possible.
Excuse me...
1282
01:48:46,953 --> 01:48:51,132
Tell me. If I had given you
one of those slurpy kisses...
1283
01:48:51,192 --> 01:48:52,969
would you have shot me?
1284
01:48:53,029 --> 01:48:56,229
It depends on how you did it.
1285
01:48:56,528 --> 01:48:59,202
It's incredible.
I don't understand--
1286
01:48:59,712 --> 01:49:02,032
You have to explain it to me.
1287
01:49:02,152 --> 01:49:05,632
When you bent down
to pick those things up...
1288
01:49:05,712 --> 01:49:08,992
if I'd grabbed you,
would you have shot me?
1289
01:49:09,112 --> 01:49:10,558
I don't know.
1290
01:49:11,272 --> 01:49:13,263
- If I--
- If you what?
1291
01:49:14,112 --> 01:49:15,239
If I--
1292
01:49:17,592 --> 01:49:19,448
If I--
1293
01:49:20,392 --> 01:49:22,153
For example, if I--
1294
01:49:22,213 --> 01:49:24,405
Or I won't get this straight.
1295
01:49:24,465 --> 01:49:27,399
If I-- Stop.
Did this to you--
1296
01:49:32,312 --> 01:49:36,052
If I did this to you--
1297
01:49:47,072 --> 01:49:48,752
Good evening.
1298
01:49:49,170 --> 01:49:50,418
Good evening.
1299
01:49:51,272 --> 01:49:54,047
Sorry to disturb you,
but I need my car.
1300
01:49:54,792 --> 01:49:57,307
- Sorry.
- No, I'm sorry.
1301
01:49:57,752 --> 01:50:00,275
- Have a nice walk.
- Thank you.
1302
01:52:51,848 --> 01:52:55,656
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1303
01:52:56,000 --> 01:52:59,112
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