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But I've got some fancy pants perfume for you. 11 00:00:34,310 --> 00:00:35,350 Get rid of it! 12 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,550 Get rid of it! 13 00:00:44,590 --> 00:00:45,930 Okay, what about this one, Julien? 14 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:48,630 Roses are red. Violets are green. 15 00:00:48,790 --> 00:00:52,610 You are so handsome, you make all the ladies scream. 16 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:57,380 It's no use, Maurice, I am a king without a kingdom. 17 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:01,710 Where is all the admiration? The fawning? The brown nosing? 18 00:01:01,810 --> 00:01:04,150 Is anybody even listening to me up there? 19 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,250 What the... 20 00:01:08,050 --> 00:01:13,190 "Love Potion Number Nine"? How does this thing work anyway? 21 00:01:17,460 --> 00:01:20,270 Stop it, stop it. That tickles. 22 00:01:21,390 --> 00:01:22,840 "Irresistible." 23 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,700 Maurice. 24 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:28,940 Do you see what is happening here? 25 00:01:29,030 --> 00:01:31,640 Make them stop. Make them stop. 26 00:01:31,740 --> 00:01:33,550 It is a message from the Gods. 27 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:36,380 They are looking down from the heavens and saying, "King Julien." 28 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:38,960 And I say, "Ugh, what do you want now?" 29 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:40,900 And they say, "Sorry to disturb you, 30 00:01:40,900 --> 00:01:44,150 all great and most dashing king with all the best dance moves." 31 00:01:44,250 --> 00:01:47,230 And I say, "Oh, do you mean like this?" 32 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:48,920 "Yes! We love that!" 33 00:01:49,020 --> 00:01:51,020 "So, get on with it. What do you want already?" 34 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:55,130 "Even though you're all these great things, you deserve more." 35 00:01:55,230 --> 00:01:56,640 "Oh, go on." 36 00:01:56,730 --> 00:01:59,140 "King Julien, take this potion 37 00:01:59,230 --> 00:02:01,560 and from this moment forth 38 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:05,050 you will be known as the King of Love." 39 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:07,770 King of Love? 40 00:02:07,910 --> 00:02:11,620 Come, Maurice. We have much work to do. 41 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:16,690 Wake up, Africa. It's Valentine's Day! 42 00:02:16,820 --> 00:02:18,350 Happy Valentine's Day to you. 43 00:02:18,480 --> 00:02:19,520 And Happy Valentine's Day to you. 44 00:02:19,620 --> 00:02:21,560 - Who? - You, you, you, and you. 45 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:23,860 What's Valentine's Day? 46 00:02:23,990 --> 00:02:26,870 Hold up. Don't tell me you've never heard of... 47 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:28,770 The best day of the year! Whoo! 48 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,840 Wow, you're really into this holiday, huh? 49 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,540 Please, you have no idea. 50 00:02:35,930 --> 00:02:37,470 We love you, Alex! 51 00:02:38,270 --> 00:02:40,650 And I love this holiday! 52 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:43,650 Oh, Alex. 53 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:47,480 So, what do we do with these? 54 00:02:47,580 --> 00:02:48,750 That's the best part. 55 00:02:48,850 --> 00:02:52,020 Once you get a Valentine, you get to give one back. 56 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,490 Here, I'll start you off. "Dear Alex, 57 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:56,790 you're the best. Love you, Ostrich." 58 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,060 See? Now I can display it right here on my very own 59 00:03:00,060 --> 00:03:01,630 Valentine's tree! 60 00:03:01,730 --> 00:03:02,710 Huh? Huh? 61 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,830 Whoa! Hey! 62 00:03:03,930 --> 00:03:05,170 Hey! What's going on? 63 00:03:05,260 --> 00:03:08,440 King Julien's selling a magical love potion. I want some! 64 00:03:08,530 --> 00:03:09,710 A love potion? 65 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:11,040 - I want some! - Me, too! 66 00:03:11,140 --> 00:03:12,110 Wait for me! 67 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:15,190 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, wait up! Guys, Valentine's tree. 68 00:03:15,310 --> 00:03:16,580 It's not going anywhere. 69 00:03:16,680 --> 00:03:17,950 And neither are we, Alex. 70 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:21,290 Now, come on, let's go see what that psychotic lemur's up to now. 71 00:03:21,380 --> 00:03:23,760 You know what, you... Why don't you... I think you guys could... 72 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:26,590 You guys go ahead. I'll catch up later. 73 00:03:26,690 --> 00:03:27,820 Where is he going? 74 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:29,420 Uh, acupuncture appointment? 75 00:03:29,520 --> 00:03:32,660 Yep, definitely acupuncture. Come on. Gotta go. 76 00:03:38,530 --> 00:03:42,340 - My name is G-L-O-R-I-A. Gloria! - Gloria! 77 00:03:42,430 --> 00:03:44,870 Stop. Stop. Stop. Come on, you guys. 78 00:03:44,870 --> 00:03:47,910 This is my first Valentine's Day with Gloria. 79 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:50,010 This surprise has to be perfect. 80 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:55,560 I'm fine, I'm fine, okay. What are you doing? 81 00:03:55,650 --> 00:03:57,020 Ugh, look at him. 82 00:03:57,120 --> 00:04:00,030 All stressed out and driving everyone crazy. 83 00:04:00,150 --> 00:04:02,760 Skipper, what are you going to get Hula Girl for Valentine's Day? 84 00:04:02,890 --> 00:04:06,430 Nothing! No hokey knickknacks or cheesy gestures needed here. 85 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:08,630 Isn't that right, dollface? 86 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:13,840 Drama! 87 00:04:21,070 --> 00:04:22,210 What the... 88 00:04:25,680 --> 00:04:28,120 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around. 89 00:04:30,720 --> 00:04:32,290 Today is your lucky day 90 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:36,170 because the King of Love's love potion spectacular 91 00:04:36,170 --> 00:04:38,060 is about to begin. 92 00:04:40,490 --> 00:04:42,630 Go take your troubles to the King of love 93 00:04:42,730 --> 00:04:43,710 That's me! 94 00:04:43,800 --> 00:04:47,040 The Heavens sent me, from above 95 00:04:47,130 --> 00:04:49,740 Go on, everybody, get into a line 96 00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:54,540 Try a little spray of Love Potion Number Nine 97 00:04:54,840 --> 00:04:57,450 Oh! Me, me, me, me. I'll try it. 98 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:01,850 Here's a young fellow I've never met, ever. 99 00:05:01,950 --> 00:05:05,950 Let me guess. Little irritating pest like yourself. 100 00:05:06,050 --> 00:05:08,460 Probably not too popular, are't you? 101 00:05:09,190 --> 00:05:12,130 No! I'm not popular. 102 00:05:13,190 --> 00:05:15,260 Well, your luck's about to change. 103 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:18,100 Just sign this contract committing you to eternal servitude 104 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:21,440 and I will make you... Irresistible. 105 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:25,010 Yes! Let's do it. 106 00:05:25,700 --> 00:05:27,340 Open your eye. 107 00:05:27,440 --> 00:05:29,750 It burns! 108 00:05:36,930 --> 00:05:37,420 Dang! 109 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:39,700 Well, hello! 110 00:05:39,790 --> 00:05:43,600 Aren't you just the most adorable little thing I've ever seen? 111 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,700 Come on! It's a dude. 112 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:54,870 Do it. 113 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:02,410 I'm irresistible! 114 00:06:03,580 --> 00:06:05,850 - I wanna be irresistible! - Me, too! 115 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:06,920 Sign here, sign here. 116 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:08,790 I like you. 117 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:09,880 How you like me now? 118 00:06:09,980 --> 00:06:11,150 No! 119 00:06:11,720 --> 00:06:12,750 Next. 120 00:06:12,850 --> 00:06:13,850 - I want some! - Me, too! 121 00:06:13,950 --> 00:06:15,160 Right here, right here! 122 00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:18,100 Oh, come on, fellas. You're not buying all of this, are you? 123 00:06:18,220 --> 00:06:21,030 Well, I ain't buying it. 124 00:06:21,130 --> 00:06:24,130 I mean, a love potion? Zebras, please. 125 00:06:26,430 --> 00:06:28,780 I ain't never seen a zebra like you before. 126 00:06:28,870 --> 00:06:31,440 I'm not a zebra. I'm an okapi. 127 00:06:31,540 --> 00:06:33,020 Crack-a-lackin'. 128 00:06:33,110 --> 00:06:34,550 Crack-a-lackin'. 129 00:06:34,640 --> 00:06:36,120 Where did you come from? 130 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:38,050 Just visiting from another reserve. 131 00:06:38,140 --> 00:06:39,350 Hey, I can show you around! 132 00:06:39,440 --> 00:06:40,550 - So could I! - So could I! 133 00:06:40,650 --> 00:06:41,650 - So could I! - Me, too! 134 00:06:41,750 --> 00:06:43,060 I know this place better than anyone! 135 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:46,600 Aw! Looks like somebody got bit by the love bug. 136 00:06:46,690 --> 00:06:48,220 Yeah, well, so did all of them. 137 00:06:48,350 --> 00:06:49,800 Okay, see you later then. 138 00:06:49,890 --> 00:06:51,390 Bye! 139 00:06:51,490 --> 00:06:55,200 If only I had something to make me stand out from the pack. 140 00:06:55,730 --> 00:07:00,400 Love Potion Number Nine 141 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,980 Irresistible. 142 00:07:04,770 --> 00:07:06,440 I mean, nice doing business with you. 143 00:07:06,540 --> 00:07:09,580 Marty, there's no such thing as a love potion. 144 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,480 You could make her a card. 145 00:07:11,580 --> 00:07:12,580 Spray me. 146 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:14,350 Open your eye. 147 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:18,050 Whoops! Fresh out. 148 00:07:18,150 --> 00:07:20,060 No, no, Julien. You gotta get me more. 149 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:21,820 What do I look like? A wizard? 150 00:07:21,830 --> 00:07:23,790 I don't know how to make that stuff. 151 00:07:23,890 --> 00:07:27,200 Fine. No love potion, no contract. 152 00:07:27,290 --> 00:07:28,970 You'll hear from my attorney! 153 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:31,670 Maurice, you're my attorney. Can he do that? 154 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:32,800 I don't know. 155 00:07:32,900 --> 00:07:33,880 Hey, come on! 156 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:36,500 Wait. What am I supposed to do now? 157 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:38,670 You're the King of Love. Figure it out. 158 00:07:40,270 --> 00:07:41,750 A love potion? 159 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:43,910 Yes, I need you to make me another batch of it. 160 00:07:44,010 --> 00:07:45,280 Negative, twinkletoes. 161 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:46,410 What? Why? 162 00:07:46,510 --> 00:07:47,650 I don't like you. 163 00:07:47,780 --> 00:07:48,910 And besides, the only place 164 00:07:48,910 --> 00:07:50,660 to find ingredients like these around here 165 00:07:50,750 --> 00:07:52,790 is at the human safari camp. 166 00:07:52,880 --> 00:07:54,920 Forget it! That place is a deathtrap! 167 00:07:55,020 --> 00:07:57,060 Skipper, I need 300 pink coconuts 168 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:58,520 for Gloria's tiara, stat. 169 00:07:58,620 --> 00:08:00,830 Whoa, sounds like a blast. 170 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:03,740 But we've got a rendezvous at the human safari camp. 171 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:06,550 Where's a monkey when you need one? 172 00:08:07,300 --> 00:08:10,580 Ugh. Fellas, if I ever let some doll get to me like that, 173 00:08:10,670 --> 00:08:12,150 just put me down. 174 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,950 What? What did I do? 175 00:08:22,310 --> 00:08:25,230 Target identified, sir. All clear. Skipper. 176 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:27,090 This silent treatment is killing me. 177 00:08:27,090 --> 00:08:28,760 Just tell me what's bothering you. 178 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:33,690 I can't get into this right now, 179 00:08:33,690 --> 00:08:36,800 dollface. Keep lookout. We'll be back in a jiff. 180 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:48,150 Today must be my lucky day. 181 00:08:49,940 --> 00:08:53,510 I tell you, fellas, it's like I'm talking to a piece of wood. 182 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,750 How am I supposed to know what she's thinking? 183 00:08:57,850 --> 00:08:59,450 I mean, I'm not a mind reader. 184 00:08:59,450 --> 00:09:01,800 What is going on in here? Penguins? 185 00:09:01,890 --> 00:09:05,200 You can only get so far when the conversation's all one-sided. 186 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:06,360 Rico? 187 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:11,200 Fire! Stop, drop and roll! 188 00:09:13,670 --> 00:09:16,410 One minute everything's peachy and the next, sneak attack. 189 00:09:16,500 --> 00:09:18,000 Flanks me with the cold shoulder. 190 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,520 Skipper, with all due respect... 191 00:09:20,610 --> 00:09:23,810 You and your lady friend need to patch things up. Pronto! 192 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:25,440 You're right, I deserve that. 193 00:09:26,110 --> 00:09:28,420 Um, Skipper, there's something you need to see up here. 194 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,520 This better be important, Private? 195 00:09:37,290 --> 00:09:38,960 Shiitake mushrooms. 196 00:09:39,060 --> 00:09:41,160 Penguins! Get them! 197 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:42,970 - Hula Girl! - We'll deal with this later! 198 00:09:43,060 --> 00:09:44,470 Dollface! 199 00:09:46,430 --> 00:09:48,000 - Rose petals? - Check. 200 00:09:49,400 --> 00:09:51,540 - Water? - Check. 201 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:52,520 Is it ready yet? 202 00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:54,980 There must be 50 zebras all up in her face right now. 203 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:58,080 Come on, Marty. This things not going to make you irresistible. 204 00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,310 Trying to work here. 205 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:01,820 Melman? Where did that giraffe go? 206 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:04,590 Chop-chop, Kowalski. I need that potion now. 207 00:10:04,680 --> 00:10:07,600 A couple more love songs on that ukulele and I'll be done for. 208 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,320 All right, everybody out. Out, out, out! 209 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,400 Final ingredient. 210 00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:14,300 Hexyl cinnamaldehyde. 211 00:10:14,390 --> 00:10:15,500 Hexyl cinna what? 212 00:10:15,590 --> 00:10:17,440 I don't know! Just improvise. 213 00:10:20,970 --> 00:10:22,270 Lovebug? 214 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:23,370 Why not? 215 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:29,110 Gentlemen, Love Potion Number 10. 216 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,220 Finally! Oh! 217 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,420 - Sorry. - Marty, wait! 218 00:10:34,510 --> 00:10:36,650 Alex, come here. Is something going on? 219 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:38,250 - What? - Is Melman avoiding me? 220 00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:42,160 No, no. It... I... Marty! 221 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:44,830 Should I make you another batch? 222 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:46,490 There's no time. 223 00:10:46,590 --> 00:10:50,730 Don Ho's not stealing my girl without a fight! 224 00:10:51,630 --> 00:10:53,410 Marty, this will never work! 225 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,030 You never know unless you try. 226 00:10:55,570 --> 00:10:57,810 - Ow! What the... - He's right, freak. 227 00:10:57,900 --> 00:11:02,870 The joke will be on you when my magic potion works its magic. 228 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:05,820 And the water buffalo said, "That's not my mama." 229 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,720 I'll admit it. I like romantic comedies. 230 00:11:08,810 --> 00:11:09,790 - Hey, where's she going? - What? 231 00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:10,860 - Hey, hey, hey, hey! - We were talking. 232 00:11:10,950 --> 00:11:12,330 - What she doing? - Hello! 233 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:15,720 Hi, there. 234 00:11:15,820 --> 00:11:17,200 She spoke to me. 235 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,240 Did I say that out loud? 236 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,540 I don't know what it is about you, 237 00:11:22,630 --> 00:11:26,910 but there's something that I just find irresistible. 238 00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:30,210 Check it out, it's actually working. 239 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,040 How can it be permissible 240 00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,760 She compromise my principle 241 00:11:43,690 --> 00:11:46,530 She's a craze you endorse she's a powerful force 242 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:50,440 You're obliged to conform when there's no other course 243 00:11:50,440 --> 00:11:55,000 She used to look good to me but now I find her 244 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,710 Simply irresistible 245 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:04,240 Higher, higher! 246 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:10,950 Call me. 247 00:12:11,110 --> 00:12:13,020 Simply irresistible 248 00:12:14,750 --> 00:12:18,090 Hey, Alex, welcome to the love shack. 249 00:12:18,780 --> 00:12:22,090 Ho-ho. Wow. Yeah, this is really... something. 250 00:12:22,190 --> 00:12:24,330 Oh, you've gotta read some of these Valentines. 251 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:27,620 I didn't think they could find a word to rhyme with magnificent. 252 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:28,030 But they did! 253 00:12:29,490 --> 00:12:32,190 Yeah, you know, speaking of Valentines, 254 00:12:32,190 --> 00:12:35,500 I realized I still hadn't given you yours. So... 255 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,170 Great! Throw it on the pile. 256 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,990 Oh! How could I have missed the pile? 257 00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,320 Okay, I'll just be on my way then. 258 00:12:42,410 --> 00:12:44,750 Unless you have something... 259 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,410 That's the stuff! 260 00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:48,010 ...for me? 261 00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:49,420 Mmm. Smells like jojoba. 262 00:12:50,980 --> 00:12:55,290 Oh, did you say something out loud? Alex? 263 00:12:56,820 --> 00:12:58,560 Any requests, Marty? 264 00:12:59,290 --> 00:13:00,500 Free Bird? 265 00:13:01,090 --> 00:13:04,540 At least I never needed a magic love potion to get my Valentines. 266 00:13:04,630 --> 00:13:05,840 They came naturally. 267 00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:07,200 I don't know, Julien. 268 00:13:07,300 --> 00:13:09,340 This doesn't look like the one the penguins made. 269 00:13:09,430 --> 00:13:11,040 Don't worry, hippo woman. 270 00:13:11,140 --> 00:13:14,140 I threw in a few new ingredients to kick it up a notch. 271 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,240 That giraffe won't know what hit him. 272 00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:17,510 Nice try, Julien. 273 00:13:17,610 --> 00:13:19,250 - Alex! - Seriously, Gloria, come on. 274 00:13:19,340 --> 00:13:20,650 Not you, too. 275 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,550 But I think I might be losing Melman. 276 00:13:22,650 --> 00:13:23,850 You are! 277 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:25,830 You're not losing Melman. You don't need this. 278 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,330 Yes, you do! 279 00:13:27,420 --> 00:13:29,660 Oh, I don't know what to think any more! 280 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:30,890 Gloria! 281 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:34,530 Could this day get any worse? Ow! What was that? 282 00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:35,830 A wake-up call. 283 00:13:35,930 --> 00:13:37,930 Wake up? What are you talking about? 284 00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:40,700 You used to be a New York giant. 285 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:44,410 Now, your hair's a mess and you're all alone. 286 00:13:44,500 --> 00:13:45,910 Yeah, well, it's your fault. 287 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,420 Your stupid potion is making everybody crazy. 288 00:13:48,510 --> 00:13:51,780 Is it? Or are you crazy not to try it? 289 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:52,880 Yeah, right. 290 00:13:52,980 --> 00:13:55,220 You can be irresistible. 291 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,550 Just like you were back in New York. 292 00:13:57,650 --> 00:13:58,750 Close your eyes. 293 00:13:58,850 --> 00:14:02,200 Can you hear the crowd screaming your name? 294 00:14:03,490 --> 00:14:04,480 "We love you, freak." 295 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,560 They're going crazy for you. Do you hear it? 296 00:14:06,660 --> 00:14:07,690 Yeah, I can hear them. 297 00:14:07,790 --> 00:14:09,270 - Freak, freak, freak, freak. - Freak. 298 00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:11,270 They can't control themselves. Freak! 299 00:14:11,360 --> 00:14:13,100 - Freak! Freak! - Freak! 300 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,610 Don't you want that back again? 301 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:16,710 I do. 302 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,340 Sign here. 303 00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:22,880 Now, go get your mojo back. 304 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:30,120 What is that smell? 305 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:34,460 Ladies and gentlemen, Alex the Lion! 306 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:37,730 You reek! 307 00:14:37,820 --> 00:14:40,460 - Oh, my gosh. I'm gonna be sick. - Me, too! 308 00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:41,900 Get away from us! 309 00:14:42,030 --> 00:14:43,330 Hey. Wait! 310 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,720 How long is this song? 311 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:57,240 I think I need a little air. 312 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:00,020 Hey, where's Marty? 313 00:15:00,110 --> 00:15:01,110 Where's Marty? 314 00:15:03,450 --> 00:15:04,620 That's more like it. 315 00:15:04,720 --> 00:15:06,990 What's more like it? 316 00:15:07,450 --> 00:15:11,650 All right. Why don't you take five, ladies? 317 00:15:11,650 --> 00:15:12,830 I need a little Marty time. 318 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,200 Sounds great. 319 00:15:14,290 --> 00:15:16,640 Come on, everybody. It's Marty time. 320 00:15:17,530 --> 00:15:19,370 You guys are funny. 321 00:15:19,370 --> 00:15:21,030 But seriously, I need a little space. 322 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:23,270 A little more space, please. 323 00:15:23,570 --> 00:15:27,310 More space, more space! 324 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,540 - Hey, look! There's Marty! - Where? 325 00:15:31,080 --> 00:15:34,250 Easy, easy. Perfect. 326 00:15:34,380 --> 00:15:35,720 Save yourself! 327 00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:37,590 Save my what? 328 00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:45,320 - Melman! - What? 329 00:15:45,420 --> 00:15:46,420 Melman! 330 00:15:49,790 --> 00:15:52,330 Melman, why don't you wanna spend time with me today? 331 00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:55,410 What? No, it's not you. It's... 332 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:58,210 - it's me? You're dumping me? - I'm what? 333 00:15:58,300 --> 00:16:00,040 - On Valentine's Day? - No! 334 00:16:00,140 --> 00:16:01,550 You sick, sick giraffe! 335 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:02,780 Gloria! 336 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,590 I don't wanna be irresistible any more! 337 00:16:09,680 --> 00:16:12,420 Come back, Marty! Wait, where's Marty? 338 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,160 What are we doing here? 339 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:20,430 Who's Marty? 340 00:16:20,530 --> 00:16:21,870 Beats me. 341 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,240 Oh, girl, I hope that's not permanent. 342 00:16:27,470 --> 00:16:29,570 No more love potion. 343 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:40,480 Operation "Hula Rescue" It's a go! 344 00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:44,490 Skipper, she's heavily guarded. 345 00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,890 Not for long. 346 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:50,030 Listen up, pretty boy, 347 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:53,760 I may not have your perfect tan or your chiseled abs, 348 00:16:53,860 --> 00:16:58,000 but I've got something you'll never have, a wounded heart. 349 00:16:58,730 --> 00:17:00,230 Dollface, 350 00:17:00,230 --> 00:17:03,370 it took losing you to realize how much I need you in my life. 351 00:17:05,100 --> 00:17:06,450 Just let me talk. 352 00:17:06,540 --> 00:17:09,750 I used to think Valentine's Day was just a superficial holiday 353 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:12,320 for sissies, wussies, and pansies. 354 00:17:12,410 --> 00:17:15,290 But now I realize that buying cheap flowers 355 00:17:15,290 --> 00:17:17,000 or some pre-packaged chocolate 356 00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,090 isn't just a whacked-out merchandising conspiracy, 357 00:17:20,180 --> 00:17:22,530 it's also just a nice thing to do. 358 00:17:24,060 --> 00:17:25,630 Huh! Not again! 359 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,030 Skipper! Code red! 360 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,130 Handle it! 361 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,470 Goodbye! 362 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:36,880 Well, Hula Girl, I'm begging you. Will you take me back? 363 00:17:38,700 --> 00:17:40,480 Is that a yes? Or no? 364 00:17:50,010 --> 00:17:51,760 Not my bobblehead! 365 00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,560 Stop it! 366 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:56,690 Is it yes, you need more time? 367 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:58,560 Or, or no, you're not ready to answer? 368 00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,360 Oh, come on, make up your mind! 369 00:18:01,460 --> 00:18:02,940 You are mine now! 370 00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,130 It's a yes! 371 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:11,040 Well, no hard feelings, kid. Hope we can all stay friends. 372 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:14,610 No! No! 373 00:18:24,550 --> 00:18:27,120 I don't get it. What happened today? 374 00:18:27,590 --> 00:18:29,120 Well, it's his loss. 375 00:18:29,220 --> 00:18:30,600 I'm over it! 376 00:18:34,790 --> 00:18:36,430 What in the world? 377 00:18:37,430 --> 00:18:39,570 Music? Dance number? 378 00:18:39,570 --> 00:18:43,210 Lady Liberty float? Oh, Melman. 379 00:18:43,300 --> 00:18:46,080 Come on, Julien. I need that potion. 380 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:47,380 Mmm. I don't know. 381 00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,790 Skinny, sickly guy like yourself. 382 00:18:49,790 --> 00:18:52,180 What could you possibly do for me? 383 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:55,810 I can reach tall places. 384 00:18:55,910 --> 00:18:57,090 Okay, deal. 385 00:18:57,180 --> 00:18:59,530 Don't you make that deal, Melman Markowitz. 386 00:18:59,620 --> 00:19:03,060 Oh, great. They're gonna make up. Come on, Frankie. 387 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,110 Okay, this is like the sweetest thing 388 00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:10,270 that anyone's ever tried to do for me. 389 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,170 Yeah, until I ruined it. 390 00:19:12,260 --> 00:19:14,470 Baby, I didn't need all this. 391 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,600 All I wanted to know was that you were thinking about me. 392 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:20,210 Hmm. Oh, I was thinking about you. 393 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:24,480 Yeah, well, here's someone none of us was thinking about. 394 00:19:26,180 --> 00:19:30,250 You know what? I think I know something that might cheer him up. 395 00:19:30,350 --> 00:19:32,820 "Roses are red, violets are blue, 396 00:19:32,820 --> 00:19:35,300 I love writing myself Valentines, 397 00:19:35,390 --> 00:19:38,090 but no one else seems to do it to me." 398 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,900 It's too wordy. 399 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,830 I'm sorry! 400 00:19:46,230 --> 00:19:48,440 What the... 401 00:19:59,510 --> 00:20:02,820 We know it's not like it was back at the zoo, but... 402 00:20:02,910 --> 00:20:04,990 - We could make you some more. - No. 403 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:08,350 You got it just right. 404 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:10,400 It's not about how many cards you get, 405 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:12,090 it's about who you get them from. 406 00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:18,570 Wow! No offense, but you stink! 407 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,230 You need a bath! 408 00:20:20,330 --> 00:20:22,640 In turpentine! 409 00:20:22,730 --> 00:20:25,510 Ladies and gentlemen, gather around! 410 00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,170 Oh, not again! 411 00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:31,220 The King of Love is back with a brand new bottle of... 412 00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:36,450 And the lucky freak who gets to try it first will be... 413 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:49,040 It's okay. It's okay. There's still some left. 414 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:50,260 Now, who wants it? 415 00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:53,930 That is disgusting! 416 00:20:54,030 --> 00:20:56,170 Oh, King Julien... 417 00:20:57,070 --> 00:20:58,270 Oh, that's a nightmare coming. 418 00:20:58,300 --> 00:20:59,540 Hey, you can't leave. 419 00:20:59,640 --> 00:21:01,050 You must sign the contract. 420 00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:03,140 Maurice, you're my lawyer. Do something! 421 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:07,280 I would advise against any sudden movement right now, Julien. 422 00:21:08,150 --> 00:21:10,150 Where is the love?