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她好漂亮啊！ 我也想结婚 She's so pretty! I wanna get married too.
做梦吧你！ Dream on!
他蛮可爱的 He's cute.
我认识他 I know him.
- 准备好了？ - 好了 - Ready? - Sure.
恭喜啊！ Congratulations!
再见 Bye.
好好玩！ Have fun!
姐！ Sis!
恭喜！ Congratulations!
谢谢。啊，你们也来了 Thanks. Hey, you girls made it.
- 恭喜啊！ - 谢谢 - Congratulations! - Thanks.
别忘了给我带纪念品啊 Don't forget to get me a souvenir.
没问题 Don't worry.
好啊！ Nice!
梦精记 2 Wet Dreams 2
你姐姐好棒 Your sister was gorgeous.
我知道 I know.
可不是因为她是我姐姐我才这样说 她真的很漂亮 Not because she's my sister, but she was beautiful.
我们穿婚纱的时候会那样漂亮吗？ Will we be as beautiful walking down the aisle?
他们这会儿在干什么？ What are they doing right now?
怎么？又来了？ What? Number two?
好啦，不是的 我们太激动了所以... Come on, no way. We were so passionate that...
快去解决掉 Go get it over with.
我马上回来 I'll be right back.
该死！ Damn!
怎么搞的？真丢人！ Why does this happen? So embarrassing!
你要小便？ Have to pee?
气氛全让你毁了。我走了 You ruined it. I'm leaving.
别啊，我马上就好了 Come on, I'm almost done.
我马上来陪你 I'll be right with you.
我看不会 再见！ I don't think so. Bye!
哎... 哎！ Hey... Hey!
别走啊！ Don't go!
不知道... I wonder...
我什么时候能遇到我的白马王子？ When will I meet the man of my destiny?
我要是知道就告诉你了 I wish I could tell you.
在我们相逢的时候 我会和他一起跳舞 When I do, I will dance with him.
我身穿红裙，依偎在他的臂弯里... Wearing a red dress in his broad arms...
就跟电影里一样！ Like in a movie!
你白痴啊？ Are you nuts?
跟不认识的人跳舞？多难为情 Dancing with a stranger? That'd be embarrassing.
才不呢 No.
然后我就吻他 Then I kiss him.
得了吧，你连第一次 生理期都没来呢 Come on, you haven't had your first period yet.
那又不会让女孩变成女人 That doesn't make a girl a woman.
和男朋友交往才会 It's dating that does it.
什么？你有男朋友啦？ What? You have a boyfriend?
我？ Me?
我还是小女孩啊 I'm still a little girl.
你怎么知道哪个人是你的王子？ How do you know if he's the one?
你一眼就能看出来的！ You'll know at first sight!
得了吧，笨蛋 Come on, silly.
压住她！ Jump on her!
你好 Hi.
是咱们老师！ Our teacher!
你们以为可以这样溜走？ You thought you could get away with this?
你们三个！ You three!
过来 Get over here.
我要怎么对付你们呢？ What should I do with you?
你们两个留下 秀妍，你可以走了 You two stay here. Soo-yoen, you can go.
是秀妍哎！她好酷哦！ It's Soo-yoen! She's so cool!
你们已经毕业了吗？ What are you, graduates?
你们的姓名牌呢？ Where are your name tags?
以为我不会在这里检查？ Thought I wouldn't be here to check for them?
你画过眉毛了？ You drew eyebrows?
我要好好教训你 You need to learn a lesson.
举起手来！ Hands up!
怎么这么早就要去和学生见面？ 天啊！ What orientation this early? God!
你昨晚干什么啦？ What'd you do last night?
一副无精打采的样子 You look beat.
你有没有... Did you...
- 好一个波霸！ - 什么？ - What a knockout! - What?
没带钱？要我帮你付吗？ No money? Should I pay for you?
咱们快出去吧！ Let's get out of here!
多少钱？ How much?
你，过来 You, come here.
你裙子怎么这么短？ Why is your skirt so short?
扣子也没扣好！ And you didn't button up!
你真是这里的学生？ You sure you belong here?
金老师？ Mr. KlM?
你不认识她吧？ 她是白世美 You don't know, do you? She's BAEK Se-mi.
她正努力想进演艺圈呢 She's trying to get into show business.
- 哦老师啊，我已经不想了 - 不想了？ - No, I'm not any more. - No?
我已经进演艺圈了 I am in the business.
老师啊？ Sir?
送给你吧？ You wanna keep it?
好... Well...
好的，谢谢 Okay, thanks.
等你走红了，可别忘了老师我啊 When you become big, don't forget me.
老师啊，不会的 Of course not.
- 老师啊，我可以走了吗？ - 可以，走吧 - Can I go now? - Sure, go ahead.
- 谢谢 - 好好学习，明白吗？ - Thanks. - Study hard, okay?
你能相信吗？ Can you believe that?
她只要嗲声嗲气叫“老师啊” 就能走了 She always gets away with that nasal voice of hers.
- 我看见她就有气！ - 身材好总是吃得开 - She turns me off! - The world is pretty generous with hotties.
那又怎样？ So what?
我要是愿意，也会有好身材 I can be a hottie, too if I want to.
你可以让胸脯变大？ Can you make your tits bigger?
- 够了！ - 好平哦 - Knock it off! - So flat.
真想不到你会在餐厅里放屁 I can't believe you farted in the cafeteria.
昨天晚上我钓到一个妞 带她去开房 I picked up this girl last night and took her to a motel.
可是刚一勃起我就放了个屁 But I farted with an erection.
你在说笑吧 You're kidding.
怎么会一勃起就放屁？ An erection doesn't make you fart.
你是说真的？ Are you serious?
我到底出了什么毛病？ What's wrong with me?
那你在EunKang女中打算怎么办？ What are you gonna do at EunKang Girls High?
这女孩叫白世美... This girl named BAEK Se-mi...
我们在大扫除呢！ We're cleaning here!
哟。你们就不能 等我们离开再扫吗？ Look. Can't you clean after we leave?
太灰了 too dusty.
喂，贱人 Hey, bitch.
我们现在就想扫 We're dying to clean now.
所以快给我滚蛋 So get the hell out.
你以为你是谁啊？ Who do you think you are?
白痴！ Fool!
-怎么啦？ -没事吧？ -What's going on? -You okay?
- 我们要找秀妍 - 秀妍，快帮帮我们！ - We're looking for Soo-yoen. - Soo-yoen, we need you!
高年级的在抢我们的朋友 Seniors are taking money from our friends.
什么？！ What?!
在学校里以大欺小就该去死 咱们走 Bullies at school should rot in hell. Let's go.
- 等等 - 怎么？ - Wait. - What?
- 咱们去看这部片吧 - 是什么？ - Let's go see this. - What is it?
这是讲一个人跟15岁小丫头 谈恋爱的 It's about a guy falling in love with a 1 6-year-old chick.
我们多大啦？算了吧 What are we, kids? Forget it.
我听说这片跟A片差不多 I heard it's almost porn.
咱们看看你勃起的时候会不会放屁 Let's see if you fart when you get a woody.
要去你自己去 Go by yourself.
- 去看嘛 - 没门！ - Come on. - No way!
你没事吧？ You okay?
别担心。我就是这样的，没事 Don't worry about it. This is me.
你眼睛上有乌青！ You have a black eye!
你不该去惹高年级的人 You shouldn't have gone after those seniors.
我也知道 I know that.
可她们不能以大欺小啊 They shouldn't have bullied students, though.
真不要脸！ Shame on them!
不过我帮新生把钱讨回来了 But I got the money back for freshmen.
花？是给你的？ Flowers? Is it for you?
不是，是送给你的 No, it was delivered for you.
对了，我们要去看什么片子啊？ By the way, what movie are we watching?
你过会儿就知道了 You'll find out soon.
你没搞错吧？那是少儿不宜的！ Are you nuts? That movie is rated R!
我听说它和A片差不多 我好紧张 I heard it was like porn. I'm so nervous.
都这时候了就不要临阵脱逃 我用了三个钟头垫胸罩的！ Don't chicken out now. Took me 3 hours stuffing my bra!
- 我太紧张了。我要回家 - 我也要回家 - I'm too nervous. I'm going home. - Me too!
那这样 Here's what.
我去买票。你们跟着我就行了 I will buy the tickets. You girls just follow me.
- 好吗？ - 等一下！ - Okay? - Wait up!
我要墨鱼干 Dried squid please.
- 时间还早 - 我真是脑子进水 - We have some time to kill. - I'm crazy.
我是怎么想的？跟你一起看电影？ What was I thinking, watching a movie with you?
- 我们应该去打台球的 - 这是为了试验你会不会放屁 - we should've shot pool. - It's a test to see if You fart.
三张 Three please.
看见没有？ 小意思！ See? A piece of cake!
- 还有姑娘啊 - 哪里？ - There are girls too. - Where?
- 她们很可爱 - 还是中学生！ - They're cute. - And in high school!
她们很性感 They're sexy.
- 你想放屁吗？ - 才怪 - Aren't You farting? - Far from it!
你们是中学生，对吗？ You're in high school, aren't you?
不，我们不是学生 No, we're not students.
我们在钟表厂工作 We work at a match factory.
- 对吗？ - 对的 - Right? - Yes.
不管你们在哪里工作，你们还 是未成年人 No matter where you work, you're still minors.
我们不是未成年人啊 We're not minors.
是吗？那就在你们厂里看吧 Is that so? Watch it at your factory then.
喂，给她们退票！ Hey, refund the tickets!
她们怎么走了？ Why are they leaving?
因为她们还是小屁孩！ Because they're kids!
性感个头！你眼睛怎么长的？ Sexy my ass! What do you have for eyes?
请坐 Sit please.
欢迎来我校 希望你们在这里过得愉快 Welcome to our school. Enjoy your stay with us.
你们计划的最后一天是学校的文化节 The last day of your program is the school's festival.
你们都要参加文化节 You'll all be participating in the festival.
王子！ Prince!
你要走了？ You're leaving?
姑娘，你做我的爱人还太小
我的白马王子！你不和我跳舞吗？ Prince of my destiny! Won't you dance with me?
我会等你的，等你成为真正的女人
我不明白 I don't understand.
我现在要走了...
至少把你名字告诉我吧！ Tell me your name at least!
大家好，我叫姜奉求 认识你们很高兴 Hi, I'm KANG Bong-gu. Nice to meet you all.
静一静... 静一静！ Attention... Please... Attention!
他是教体育的实习老师 He's a student teacher for PE class.
他主修的是撑杆跳 His major is pole vaulting.
还很会跳探戈 And he's a great tango dancer.
他要帮我们准备文化节 He'll help us with the festival.
不是我放的 It wasn't me.
姜老师，怎么啦？ Mr. KANG, what's wrong?
你怎么啦？ What's wrong with you?
上课吧！ Begin the class!
你有女朋友吗？ Do you have a girlfriend?
女朋友？女朋友嘛—— A girlfriend? Well?
假如我的前任女友算的话 那么我有一个 If my ex-girlfriend counts, I have one.
所以... 我有一个女朋友 So... I do have a girlfriend.
这么说你现在很寂寞？ You're lonely, aren't you?
寂寞是环境造成的 Loneliness is from surroundings.
孤独则是男人自己的选择 Solitude is a man's own choice.
至于我嘛，我不觉得寂寞 Me? I'm not lonely.
- 咱们开始上课吧？ - 给我们唱支歌吧 - Shall we begin? - Sing us a song please.
- 我唱得不好 - 唱啊！唱啊！唱啊！ - I'm not a good singer. - Sing! Sing! Sing!
我终于见到了我的白马王子 I've finally met the man of my destiny.
- 姜奉求！ - 得了吧 - KANG Bong-gu! - Come on.
谁说他是你的？ Who says he's the one for you?
我不是跟你说过吗？ 你一看到他就知道了 Didn't I tell you? You know when you see him.
在我梦里，他会抱住我... In my dream, he was about to hold my...
是奉求！ It's Bong-gu!
- 我放屁了 - 什么？ - I farted. - What?
肯定很丢人吧 It must've been embarrassing.
我告诉过你要小心 I told you to be careful, man.
是谁让你放屁的？ Who was it you farted for?
白世美 BAEK Se-mi.
白世美？你是说那个女演员？ BAEK Se-mi? You mean that actress?
她在你班里啊 She's in your class.
这次我算是混过去了 可以后我该怎么办？ I got away with it this time. But what am I gonna do?
真想不到我会为一个中学生放屁 I can't believe I farted for a high school chick.
真羡慕你。我很迷她的 I envy you. I'm a huge fan of her.
- 咱们可以换课吗？ - 能换的话我就换 - Can we switch classes? - I would if I could.
你可以吃这个 You can eat this.
哦，谢谢啊 说什么呢你！ Okay, thanks. Change the way you talk!
去求求校长吧！ Ask the principal!
放屁的是奉求？是真的吗？ It was Bong-gu who farted? Is that it?
关键是他一有感觉就放屁 What matters is that he farts when he gets a woody.
感觉？什么感觉？ Woody? What's woody?
你知道的呀 You know what it is.
- 勃起呀！ - 天哪！ - An erection! - Oh gosh!
为什么那会让他放屁？ Why does it make him fart?
被你问住了 Beats me.
假如他是为了世美放屁 我就要他为我拉屎！ If he farts for Se-mi, I'll make him shit for me!
上学去？这么早？ Going to school? This early?
才6点啊 It's only 6.
趁着人少正好学习嘛 So I can study before it gets crowded.
真是好孩子 Good girl.
再见 Bye.
- 这是怎么回事？ - 她们很主动啊 - What's going on here? - They're aggressive.
我明白了。这都是给你的 I thought so. They're for you.
好香 Smells good.
Hi.
姜老师？ Mr. KANG?
给你的 It's for you.
- 谢谢 - 我给它做过广告 - Thanks. - I'm in the commercial for this.
你不吃吗？ Aren't you eating it?
- 味道很好，对吗？ - 对 - Good, isn't it? - Yes.
你慢慢吃，世美 Take your time, Se-mi.
世美！ Se-mi!
你多大？吃雪糕还流口水？ How old are you, drooling on ice cream?
你有什么问题？ What's your problem?
- 你一个小孩子也看上奉求了？ - 什么？小孩子？ - Are you interested in Bong-gu, a kid? - What? A kid?
干吗说我是小孩子？ 我和你年纪一样大！ Why am I a kid? We're the same age!
是吗？ Yeah?
你知道怎么让男人兴奋吗？ Do you have any idea what turns men on?
我当然知道啦 不过我不会告诉你的 Of course I do. But I'm not gonna tell you.
你知道什么？ You know what?
要跟你这样的黄毛丫头抢男人 It makes me sad to think I'm competing for a guy
我真是想想都伤心 with a premature girl like you.
黄毛丫头？ A premature girl?!
我跟你怎么就不一样了？ What makes you think we're different?
我非要跟你说吗？ Do I have to tell you?
没空和你罗嗦 奉求是我的 I don't have time for this. Bong-gu is mine.
所以离他远点 So stay away from him.
明白吗？ Understood?
去洗洗头吧！ Wash your hair!
预备！ Get set!
你们能帮帮她吗？ Will you help her?
- 你里面塞的是什么啊？ - 压扁了 - What'd You put in there? - It's squashed.
别碰啦！ Cut it out!
他抓你胸脯的时候感觉很棒吧？ Didn't it feel good when he grabbed your tits?
怎么？ What?
想知道我是不是穿了带垫子的胸罩？ Wanna know if I have on a padded bra?
那东西我用不着 I don't need that.
你那就像马路上一团口香糖 You're like gum on the asphalt.
真丢人！ So embarrassing!
你见过奉求看她的样子吗？ Did you see the way Bong-gu looked at her?
他简直要流口水了 He was almost drooling.
对，和他看你的眼神可不一样 Yeah, it wasn't the same stare he gives us.
要让他看看我们也很性感 We need to show him we're sexy too.
好啦，那不是性感 Come on, that's not sexy.
那是发傻！ It's dumb!
我肯定他会感觉到... I'm sure he can feel destined love...
... 在我心中萌动的爱意 ... blossoming in my heart.
我不知道 你胸部太平了... I don't know. Your chest is too flat...
... 他什么也感觉不到 ... for him to feel anything.
圣恩，奉求要你去办公室见他 Sung-eun, Bong-gu wants to see you in the office.
看见了吧？他感觉到了！ See? He's feeling it!
- 我看是垫高的胸罩起作用了 - 闭嘴！ - I guess a padded bra worked. - Shut up!
老师你要见我？ Did you wanna see me?
对，坐吧 Yes, sit.
- 圣恩... - 嗯？ - Sung-eun... - Yes?
你... Do you...
假如... By any chance...
- 你想搞短跑吗？ - 什么？ - Do you wanna run track? - What?
你的成绩很好 Your record is good enough.
比大多数男生都快！ Faster than most guys!
- 她成绩多少？ - 12秒77 - What's her record? - 1 2.77 seconds.
- 真的？ - 她可真够快的 - Really? - She's real fast.
世美怎样？ What about Se-mi?
- 你怎么想？ - 你是不是觉得我像男孩子？ - What do you think? - Do I look like a boy to you?
一般女孩子可跑不了这么快 考虑一下吧，好吗？ Normal girls can't be this. Consider it, okay?
该上课了 It's time for class.
姜老师！ Mr. KANG!
你瞧瞧她！ Look at her!
简直要拿他的手臂往自己胸脯上蹭！ She's almost rubbing his arm on her chest!
- 咱们去打保龄球吧 - 保龄球？ - Let's go bowling. - Bowling?
你是体育老师，肯定打得很好，对吧？ You're a PE teacher. You must be good, right?
教我怎么打嘛 Teach me how to bowl.
- 我不太会打保龄球 - 来吧，咱们走 - I'm not a good bowler. - Come on, let's go.
世美，我保龄球打得很好 Se-mi, I'm a good bowler.
你吗？那你也和我们一起去 You are? You're coming with us then.
那咱们走？ 好久没打了 Hey, let's go? It's been a while.
那好吧 Okay then.
- 要一起去吗？ - 要！ - Wanna come with us? - Yes!
你行吧？ You okay?
咱们分队比赛怎样？奖品是汉堡包 Why don't we divide teams and play for hamburgers?
好主意 好吗？ That sounds good. OK?
没问题 Sure.
赢的人和你一起去吃 The winning team gets to eat with you.
输的人自己去吃 怎么样？ The losing team goes on its own. What about that?
好啊，比就比 Sure, you're on.
那咱们分队吧 Let's divide teams.
我们和姜老师一队 We'll play with Mr. KANG.
不行 No way.
不能让你作主 You don't decide that.
她说得对 Yeah, she's right.
这样吧 Here's what.
圣恩和世美来猜拳 Sung-eun and Se-mi do rock, scissors, paper.
我和金老师来猜拳 你们看怎样？ And I do it with Mr. KlM. What do you say?
石头剪子布！ Rock, scissors, paper!
- 上！ - 上！ - Go! - Go!
上！ Go!
左手抬高，这样发力 Keep your left arm up and go like this.
这样？ Like this?
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
世美运气真好 Se-mi was so lucky.
我看他注定是不会和圣恩在一起了 I don't think he's destined to be with Sung-eun.
我要去找石秋帮忙 I'm gonna ask Suk-gu for help.
石秋？ Suk-gu?
我们在婚礼上看到的那个？ 就是那个迷上你的男人？ That boy we saw at the wedding? One with a crush on you?
什么？ What?
那时候有个男人迷上她了？ There's a boy out there who has a crush on her?
他对我可有意思呢 Hey, he's crazy about me.
可我就是不喜欢他 I just don't like him.
他真有品味！ Some taste he has!
话说回来，他怎么帮你？ By the way, how can he help you?
- 对吧？ - 对 - Right? - Yes.
这是作业 It's homework.
研究女性的什么行为 能让男人快速起反应 To see what female behavior men react fast to.
这是生理课的作业 For biology class.
就是这样 什么东西能引起男人的性欲？ That's right. What's a turn-on for men?
嗯，我不清楚 Huh? I don't know.
各种刺激吧 视觉的、听觉的、嗅觉的 All sorts of impulses. Visual, auditory, and olfactory.
不过最好的办法是身体接触 But the best way is physical contact.
男人都是禽兽！ Men are all animals!
- 对不起 - 身体接触？ - Sorry. - Physical contact?
再说具体一点 Be more specific about it.
随便碰他什么地方？ 就像这样？ Touch him anywhere like this?
你这样做的时候 男人会立刻僵住 When you do, men freeze on the spot.
像冰冻一样！ Like ice!
你说他们对呻吟也有反应？ You mean they respond to moaning?
呻吟？ Moaning?
就像这样？ Like this?
短裙下面露出的长腿... And thin long legs shown under a short skirt is...
... 也是视觉刺激？ ... a visual turn-on?
像这样？ Like this?
这么短？ This short?
对... 再拉高点 Yes... pull it up higher.
露大腿总是有效的 If you show your thighs, that always works.
哦？ Yeah?
这样？ Like this?
要是奉求看到我能变得多性感 If Bong-gu sees how sexy I can be,
他马上就会忘掉世美 He'll forget about Se-mi right away.
你肯定石秋是恋爱专家吗？ Are you sure Suk-gu is a dating expert?
是啊，所以我才去问他 Yes, that's why I asked him.
- 怎么啦？ - 没什么 - Why? - Nothing.
你听说了吗？ Did you hear that?
昨天晚上世美和他 两个人一起练探戈 Se-mi practiced tango with him alone last night.
什么？！ What?!
你们的内裤要露出来了 Your panties will show.
过会儿可以到游泳池去脱 Do that at the swimming pool soon.
干吗要在教室里脱？ Why in the classroom?
这里不是游泳池 This is no pool.
我要怎么处分你们？ What should I do?
跟我来 Follow me.
哦，嗨 Oh, hi.
老师？ Teacher?
世美... Se-mi...
怎么回事？ What's going on?
我刚从摄影棚回来 I just came back from a shoot.
我知道。你妈妈在电话里说了 I know. Your mom called.
可你现在是在学校里 But you're at school now.
这样是不是过分了点？ Isn't it too much?
对不起哦，我没时间换衣服 Sorry. I didn't have time to change.
为了不再缺课，我尽快赶回来的 I hurried back not to miss any more classes.
学生就是要有这种态度 That's the attitude. Students should have.
去吧 Go ahead.
- 去吧 - 谢谢你 - Go on. - Thank you.
我要上厕所 Nature's calling.
大家听好 Attention please!
今天我们要学民间舞 Today we're learning a folk dance.
你确定吗？ Are you sure about this?
当然啦！不能错过这次机会 Of course! We can't miss this chance.
你要怎么干？ What are you gonna do?
你？ You?
祝你好运 Good luck.
- 上！ - 咱们上 - Go! - Let's go.
鞠躬 Bow.
一、二、三... 鞠躬 One, two, three... Bow.
舞伴在左边 With partners to your left.
现在换舞伴 Now change partners.
再和新舞伴一起开始 Now start over with new partners.
一、二、三... 鞠躬 One, two, three... Bow.
拉过来，回去 舞伴在左边 Pull in and back. Partners to your left.
现在到右边 Now to your right.
转身，换舞伴 Turn and change partners.
一、二、三... One, two, three...
重新开始 一、二、三... 鞠躬 Start over. One, two, three... Bow.
咱们再来 左边舞伴 Here we go again. Left partner.
停 Hold on.
继续练习，我要离开一下 Keep on practicing. I need to excuse myself.
有人小便的时候会放屁 这不奇怪 Some guys fart while peeing. That's not odd.
有的女人喝醉了就会放屁 And some ladies fart when they're drunk.
这也不奇怪，对吗？ That's not strange, right?
那是因为他们不能控制括约肌 That's because they can't control sphincter muscles.
可是一兴奋就放屁嘛—— But farting when aroused?
你真的是这样？ Do you really?
- 这是干什么？ - 我要看看这是不是真的 - What's this for? - I need to see if it's true.
明白了 Oh, I see.
- 你一兴奋就放屁，对吗？ - 对 - You fart when aroused, right? - Yes.
你没有勃起吗？ You don't get an erection?
有啊，不过... I do, but...
不过你放不出屁？ But you can't fart?
你在耍我是不是？ Are you kidding me?
我帮不了你 I can't help you.
去大医院看看吧 Go to a general hospital.
大夫，这张表格你能看一下吗？ Doctor, can you take a look at this chart?
好像不太正常 It doesn't look normal.
我说的就是这个 This is what I'm talking about.
你先去上厕所！ Go to the bathroom first!
阴茎能排出精液和尿液 The penis discharges sperm and urine.
它是圆柱形的，外面有皮肤 It's circular and covered with skin,
末端有海绵体和包皮 which is spongy and epidermal at the end of it.
与沿尿道走向的动脉连接 It's connected to an artery through the urethra.
所以当它充血时就会勃起 So the erection takes place when the blood fills up.
你们听明白了吗？ Do you follow?
老师 Ma'am.
到底什么是勃起？ What's exactly an erection?
阴茎里的海绵体肌肉收缩时 As the sciatic spongy muscle in the penis contracts,
阻断动脉... the artery is blocked...
... 结果就使血液集中 ... making the blood gather as a result.
明白？ Okay?
所以它就像伸缩 杖一样会变大变小？ So it becomes big and small like a folding cane?
是那样吗？ Is that it?
你起来？ Get up?
你对我的教学方法有意见吗？ You have a problem with the way I teach?
那你干吗要问我这种蠢问题？ Then why are you asking me stupid questions?
这是什么？ What's this?
你上课还戴耳机？ You have earphones on in class?
你还敢不让我打？ You stopped me?
你涂过指甲油？ You painted your nails?
你以为我是谁？小丑吗？ What do you think I am? A clown?!
为什么人人都跟我作对？ 为什么？为什么？ Why does everyone put me down? Why? Why?
现在干净了 It's clean now.
我问的纯粹是生理问题 What I asked was totally biological.
她干吗要打我？ She didn't have to hit me!
咱们国家的性教育太落后 Sex education is so poor in our country.
说得对 That's right.
有谁可以教我们这种事？ Is there anybody who can teach us everything?
为了干什么？ What for?
等你们长大再说吧 You need to grow up first.
你说什么？！ What did you say?!
关你屁事 Mind your own business.
你跟大人玩会吃亏的 Playing adults will get you in trouble.
瞧这话说的 Look who's talking.
你以为你算是大人了？ What do you think you are, a freaking adult?
你做过那种事吗？ Have you had sex?
我看是没有 I didn't think so.
所以说咱们俩不一样 That's what makes us different.
省省吧，孩子 Stay out of it, kids.
我也做过呀 I've done it too.
假如文化节以前你追到奉求 If you shag Bong-gu before the festival,
我就放弃他 I'll give up on him.
否则，他就是我的 Otherwise, he's mine.
这不公平 That's unfair.
她说她已经做过了 有什么问题？ She said she'd done it. What's the problem?
他从来不把你当女人看 He'll never look at you as a woman.
你怎么知道！ You don't know that!
那就去和他做呀 Go sex, then.
要是你做到了，他就是你一个人的 If you do, he's all yours.
你不敢吗？ You're chickening out?
好，我要和他做一百遍 Fine, I can have sex with him over 1 00 times.
对了，你有生理期吗？ By the way, you menstruate, right?
- 我是说女人的 - 我要杀了你！ - for a woman. - I'm gonna kill you!
你疯啦？ 你打算怎么办？ Are you crazy? What are you gonna do?
我不知道。都是她逼我的 I don't know. She pushed me too far.
我该怎么办？ What am I gonna do?
你应该去做 You should do it.
Hey!
你看见过没有？ Have you ever seen it?
看见什么？ Seen what?
- 阴茎呀 - 哎哟！ - The penis. - Come on!
你要是看都没看见过... You can't have sex...
... 怎么能做那种事？ ... without having seen it.
我明白，可是怎么看？ I know, but how?
有什么主意？ Any idea?
- 什么？ - 星期五六点钟！ - What? - 6 o'clock on Fridays!
他还真准时！ Damn, he's punctual!
这里怎么了？ What's going on here?
这主意不好，还有什么主意？ This isn't good. Any other idea?
还是要找那个暴露狂 过一个星期他还会来的 The flasher was the right man. He'll be back in a week.
这会让人发胖吧？ Isn't this fattening?
要是明天想在游泳池里好看点 就不能吃太多 I should watch it if I wanna look good tomorrow at the pool.
男子更衣室！ Men's locker room!
你看见了？ Did you see it?
要不要再试试？ Should we try again?
你看见了？ Did you see it?
- 真的？是奉求的吗？ - 是我们老师的 - Really? Bong-gu's? - Our teacher's.
我也看见了 Me, too.
好小哦 他会不会在内裤里塞东西？ It's so small. He puts pads in his underwear?
我想男人不会做那种事 I don't think guys.
他放进来的时候我一定会很疼 It will hurt a lot when he's in me.
我们老师的那个真小 How small our teacher's is.
我游的时候把脖子扭了 My neck hurts when I swim.
因为你一直把头伸在水面上 Because you keep your head out of the water.
- 要不我怎么呼吸？ - 你也算体育老师！ - How am I gonna breathe? - Some PE teacher!
别拉屎，好吗？ Don't shit, okay?
你明白吗？ You know what?
时间不多了 我要更加主动些 Time is running out. I need to be more aggressive.
你真要干？ Are you really gonna do it?
不管怎么说，我们都是命中有缘 After all, we're destined to be together.
我是真心爱他，什么都可以给他 I really love him. I can give him everything.
问题是，他也爱你吗？ The question is, Does he love you too?
- 我不知道 - 搞清楚这一点才是关键 - I don't know. - It's crucial to find that out.
- 对啊 - 可是怎么做？ - Right. - But how?
- 我该去问石秋吗？ - 你又要去找他？ - Should I ask Suk-gu? - You're gonna meet him again?
算了吧 Forget it.
只要跟他告白就行了 这是最好的办法 Just tell him you love him. That's the best way.
你这么想？ You think so?
好。干吧！ All right. Bring it on!
- 你饿不饿？ - 我要走了，回头见 - Are you hungry? - I'll have to see you later.
- 我也是 - 再见 - Me too. - Bye.
你找我有什么事？ What'd you wanna see me for?
是圣恩有什么事吗？ Anything happened to Sung-eun?
- 你这么喜欢她？ - 是啊 - You like her that much? - Yes.
咱们干吧 Let's bring it on.
什么？ What?
好，来吧 Sure. Come on.
要和我交往吗？ Wanna go out with me?
我？ Me?
为什么？ Why?
我对你一见钟情 I liked you when I first saw you.
这是我爸爸，三年前去世了 It's my dad. He died 3 years ago.
他跟我很象 He looks a lot like me.
我说这话是为你好 别再追圣恩了 I'm saying this for your sake. Give Sung-eun up.
她要和奉求睡觉了 She's gonna sleep with Bong-gu.
奉求？谁是奉求？ Bong-gu? Who's that?
他是实习老师 是跟圣恩命中有缘的人 He's a student teacher. The man of Sung-eun's destiny.
姜奉求！ KANG Bong-gu!
老师怎么可以勾引学生！ Teachers can't hit on students!
那个变态王八蛋！ That perverted jerk!
是圣恩在勾引他！ Sung-eun is hitting on him!
圣恩？ Sung-eun?
- 爸爸要走了 - 爸，我觉得不舒服 - Daddy has to go. - Dad, I don't feel good.
你洗澡时候在大便？ Are you shitting during showering?
为什么不行？ Why not?
我不是说了吗 他是和她命中有缘的男人 As I said, he is the man of her destiny.
有缘个头啊！ Destiny my butt!
我要保护她 奉求，你给我等着！ I'll protect her. Wait for me, Bong-gu!
你没法跟他比 You're no match for him.
你见了他就知道的 You'll find out soon.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我只是想告诉你 别吊死在一棵树上 I was just telling you to stop barking up the wrong tree.
你走！ 真的很对不起 Oh Go! I'm really sorry.
没想到你会这么伤心 I didn't think you'd lose it like that.
圣恩？ Sung-eun?
还没睡？ You're still up?
你没事吧？ 感觉好点了吗？ You okay? Are you feeling better?
黄瓜？ A cucumber?
肚子痛吃这个可不好 This isn't good on an upset stomach.
不会帮你消化的 This doesn't help you with digestion.
我来吃吧 I'll eat it.
你在上面涂了麻油吗？ Did you put sesame oil on it?
在嚼口香糖？ Chewing gum?
那敢情好 That should be okay.
这可以治便秘？ Is it good for constipation?
对了... By the way...
星期六你妈妈和我要出远门 Mom and I are going away on business this Saturday.
你一个人没事吧？ You're gonna be okay, right?
我有话跟你说 I have something to tell you.
说吧 Go ahead.
圣恩你先说 Sung-eun, you go first.
说实话... In fact...
昨天晚上我做了 五次 I did it last night. Five times.
刚开始是我洗澡时不小心做的 At first it was accidental when I was showering.
后来我越想奉求，就越兴奋 The more I thought of Bong-gu, the more I got aroused.
你呢，美淑？ How about you, Mi-sook?
昨天我被石秋甩了 Yesterday, I got dumped by Suk-gu.
真丢人 That's a shame.
手淫没事吧？ Masturbation is okay?
如今女孩子都做过 That's in among girls lately.
你也做过吧，美淑？ Haven't you done it, Mi-sook?
你有什么事？ What's your problem?
聪明的蓝精灵威胁我说要自杀 Brainy Smurf is threatening to kill himself.
什么？ What?!
看看吧 Look at that.
- 他一定是认真的 - 你有大麻烦了 - He must be serious. - You're in big trouble.
这是什么？ What's this?
“我爱你。我会为你去死” 就是反复说这个 "l love you. I'll die for you." It goes on and on.
我一开始还很感动 I was touched at first.
怎么才能阻止他？ 我还不知道他是谁 How am I gonan stop him. I don't know who he is?
你一定很着急 You must be really worried.
我是不是也该这么做？ Should I do this too?
我会爱你一生一世 I will love you until I die.
这是什么？ What's that?
“我会爱你一生一世” "I'll love you until I die."
谁送来的？ Who's it from?
嗯... 我不知道 Well... I have no idea.
对她好一点 她这么爱你 Be nice to her. She loves you so much.
拿过来 Give it here.
不好意思，出去一下 Excuse me for a second.
圣恩！ Sung-eun!
啊？ Yes?
你不是想找我吗？ Didn't you come to see me?
站那儿别动 Stay there.
- 你为什么要跑？ - 我只想... - Why'd you run? - I just...
你今晚有空吗？ Are you available tonight?
不，今晚没空 No, not tonight.
为什么？ Why?
因为是星期六，我还以为 咱们可以去打保龄球 I thought we could go bowling since it's Saturday.
真抱歉。下次好吗？ I'm sorry. Will a rain check do?
好 Okay.
等一下，圣恩 Wait, Sung-eun.
嗯？ Yes?
这是你给我的？ Did you send me this?
没有，不是我 No, it wasn't me.
我知道了 I see.
好吧，回见 Okay, see you.
到底是谁干的？ Who the hell was it?
是你拿给他的？ Did you send it to him?
不是我！ It wasn't me!
你也看得出字不是我写的吧 You know that's not my handwriting.
现在你只有一个办法了 Now there's one thing left you can do.
是什么？ What is it?
最后一招！ A last resort!
就是这里 This is it.
咱们歇会儿吧 Let's take a break.
我脚趾好痛 My toes hurt.
告诉我 我看起来像女孩吗？ Tell me. Do I look like a girl?
你就是女孩 You ARE a girl.
我有点害怕 I'm a little scared.
你不一定要这样做的 You don't have to do this.
我要做 I'm so doing it.
我要进去让他知道 我是他命中注定的女人 I'll march in and let him know I'm the lady of his destiny.
不会疼吗？ Won't it hurt?
- 当然会啦 - 会流血？ - Of course it will. - lt'll bleed?
处女膜会破 The hymen will rip.
你一定要做？ Are you sure about this?
嗯，反正我是要嫁给他的 Yes, I'll marry him anyway.
把我最宝贵的东西... It's okay to give what I value most...
... 给我命中注定的男人 这没什么不好 ... to the man of my destiny.
把这个垫在下面 我从书上看到的 Put this underneath. I read it in a book.
真是太谢谢了 Guys, I appreciate this.
我回来的时候就是女人了 I will return as a woman.
- 哎，那个！ - 对了！ - Hey, that! - Right!
圣恩？ Sung-eun?
喝了这个再走 Drink it before you go.
现在我感觉好多了 谢谢你，秀妍 I feel much better now. Thanks, Soo-yoen.
我们要在这里等吗？ Should we wait here?
不用，回家吧 No, go home.
我会在这里过夜 I'll be sleeping over.
再见 Bye.
会是谁呢？ Who could it be?
圣恩，你来这里干什么？ Sung-eun, what are you doing here?
嗨 Hi.
你穿的是什么？ What do you have on?
你怎么就这样闯进来了？ You can't barge in like this.
好地方！ Nice place!
圣恩，你喝醉啦？ Sung-eun, are you drunk?
奉求 Bong-gu.
我好爱你哦 I love you so much.
我知道，不过... I know, but...
不，你不知道！ No, you don't!
我知道。相信我 I do. Trust me.
- 我今晚要和你睡觉 - 什么？！ - I'm sleeping with you tonight. - What?!
你是不是疯了？ Are you out of your mind?
别说话 Don't say a word.
我已经准备好了 I'm ready for this.
我要把自己献给你 I'll give myself to you.
圣恩，这... Sung-eun, that's...
我不管你怎么说 I don't care what you say.
我今晚要和你睡觉 I'm sleeping with you tonight.
不管出什么事... No matter what it takes...
是不是很痛？ Does it hurt a lot?
非常痛 Very much.
真的呢。有多痛？ It does. How much?
你没看见吗？我流血了！ Can't you see? I'm bleeding!
为什么我觉得毛好像要被拔掉一样？ Why do I feel like my pubic hair is coming off?
为什么你的毛...？ Why your pubic hair?
圣恩 Sung-eun.
你是不是把有胶的一面朝上放了？ You put it on sticky side up?
你连怎么用都不知道？ Don't even know how to put it on?
快去翻过来！ Go fix it!
- 我有个问题 - 什么问题？ - I have a problem. - What?
书上说要用避孕用品 The book says to use contraceptives.
可是我好像没有用 But I don't think I did.
什么？ 你在说什么？ What? What are you saying?
- 你怀孕啦？ - 我该怎么办？ - You're pregnant? - What am I gonna do?
就算我们要结婚 我现在也不能怀孕啊 Even if we're getting married, I can't be pregnant now.
当然不能！ Of course not!
那咱们怎么办？ So what are we doing?
去买个验孕棒 Let's buy a pregnancy test kit.
这是什么？ 她怀孕了？ What is it? Is she pregnant?
这是... What the...
秀妍，是你怀孕了？ Soo-yoen, are you pregnant?
对，我怀孕了，怎么样？ Yeah, I am pregnant. So what?
你在说什么啊？ 这是圣恩的 What are you talking about? It's Sung-eun's.
你跟奉求上过床了？ You slept with Bong-gu?
现在他是她的人了 Now he's hers.
说好的，你别再碰他了 Stay away as you promised.
我不相信！ I can't believe this!
不好意思 Excuse me.
有没有一个女生叫成仁花的？ Is there a girl named SUNG ln-hwa?
你是说成大夫啊 That's Dr. SUNG.
你们得排队 You'll have to wait.
你是成大夫？ Are you Dr. SUNG?
是，来咨询？ Yes, here for counseling?
星期一到星期五是早上 7点到9点 During the weekdays, it's from 7 to 9 a. m.
星期六是下午3点到6点 On Saturdays, it's from 3 to 6 p. m.
星期天歇业 I'm off on Sundays.
你们要等一个星期，很急吗？ You'll have to wait a week. Is it urgent?
仁花 In-hwa.
我们等不起。你干吗不... We can't afford to wait. So why don't you...
今天晚上6:30 At 6:30 this evening.
你没有吃药？ You didn't take pills?
他没用避孕套？ He didn't use a condom?
你的生理期是什么时候？ When's your period?
生理期？ A period?
她还没有生理期呢 She doesn't get it.
什么？ What?
那你怎么可能怀孕？ How can you be pregnant then?
没有生理期就不会怀孕？ Without it, you don't get pregnant?
对，是这样的！ Yeah, that's right!
帮帮忙，这是常识呀！ Come on, it's the basics!
你在生理课上学过的 You learn it in biology class.
那么，为什么会疼？ Why does it hurt then?
你想想看 Think about it.
这么大的阴茎 在一个小洞里进进出出 This big penis keeps going in and out of a small hole.
怎么可能不疼？ How can it not hurt?
你们真是什么都不懂 You girls know nothing.
我再教你们一点吧 I'll give you a few more tips.
仔细听好了 You pay attention too.
假如要做那种事... If you get to do it...
男人都不喜欢戴避孕套 所以女孩子一定要准备好 Men don't like wearing condoms so girls have to be prepared.
他们全是猪 They're all pigs.
为什么他们就不肯戴上它 让女孩子感觉好一点呢？ Why can't they put it on to make girls feel better?
避孕药是靠控制激素来防止怀孕的 Pills control hormones so we won't get pregnant.
对我们没好处 It can't be any good for us.
禽兽！ Animals!
为什么让他们戴上安全套就这么难？ Why is it so difficult for them to put a rubber on?
对不起，打断一下 什么安全套？ I'm sorry to interrupt, but what rubber?
就是像安全带一样的！ 对不起 Rubber like a rubber band! Sorry.
安全套就是避孕套 A rubber is a condom.
你没有怀孕的可能性 There's a zero possibility for you to be pregnant.
仁花！ In-hwa!
我要问你点事 Let me ask you something.
你做过几次？ How many times have you done it?
你哭什么？ Why are you crying?
我不是怀疑你，只是... I don't doubt you. It's just...
天啦！ God!
圣恩最近遇到很多事 Sung-eun is going through a lot lately.
所以我希望她听到的知识都是正确的 So I wanted to get right information for her.
秀妍，我爱上你了 Soo-yoen, I'm in love with you.
我就是聪明的蓝精灵 I'm Brainy Smurf.
大肠是小肠和肛门之间... The large intestine is an organ from the small intestines...
... 的器官 ... to the anus.
它分为盲肠、结肠和直肠 It consists of the cecum, colon, and rectum.
- 假如它的功能出了问题... - 老师？ - If it doesn't function well... - Ma'am?
- 怎么？ - 我要上厕所 - What? - I need to go to the bathroom.
课间休息的时候怎么不去上？ Why didn't you go during the recess?
我肚子一下子痛起来的 I have a sudden pain in my stomach.
去吧 Go.
圣恩！ Sung-eun!
胃的右边是帮助消化脂肪的肝脏 To the right of the stomach is the liver helping digest fat.
这么快回来了？护士怎么说？ Back already? What'd the nurse say?
有什么问题吗？ Is there any problem?
圣恩有了... Sung-eun got...
... 第一次生理期！ ... her first period!
恭喜你啊，圣恩 现在你是女人了 Congratulations, Sung-eun. Now you've become a woman.
今天咱们要庆祝她第一次生理期 Let's call it a day to celebrate her first period.
恭喜！ Congratulations!
这有什么大不了的？ What's the big deal?
那时候的验孕棒是怎么回事？ What was that pregnancy test kit then?
那是她妈妈的吗？ Was it her mom's?
你准备好了？ Are you ready?
我非要干吗？ 我们已经上过床了 Do I have to? We've already slept together.
你没听护士说吗？ 你还是处女 Didn't you hear the nurse? You're still a virgin.
你们根本没做过 You haven't done it.
那些血是你的经血 你的处女膜也是好好的 The blood was your period. And the hymen is fine.
所以从头再来吧 So start over.
说真的，我更加怕了 Honestly, that's scarier.
别怕 Don't worry.
我们会帮你的 We're here for you.
- 你们带我去哪儿？ - 我们教室 - Where are You taking me? - Our classroom.
- 那里有什么？ - 你去了就知道 - What's there? - You'll see.
有什么事？ What's going on?
圣恩... Sung-eun...
这是干什么？ What's all this?
你知道吗？ You know what?
我真的很感激你 I'm really thankful to you.
为什么？ For what?
那天晚上你真是很绅士 你保护了我 You were a gentleman, protecting me that night.
哦，那次... Oh, that was...
我已经有第一次生理期了 I've started my first period.
现在我是真正的女人了 I am a true woman now.
我明白 I see.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
听我说，圣恩 Listen, Sung-eun.
- 他要出来了？ - 对，要出来了！ - Is he coming out? - Yes, he is!
你们还在啊？ You are still here?
不，我们正好回来看看圣恩 No, we just got back to see Sung-eun.
我要走了。回头见 I'm leaving. See you later.
再见 Bye.
圣恩，怎么样？ Sung-eun, how'd it go?
他和我接吻了 He and I kissed.
真的？好棒啊！ Really? How nice!
感觉怎样？ How was it?
说真的... 他身上一股香烟味 In fact... he smelled like an ashtray.
香烟味？不是蜜糖味？ An ashtray? Not honey?
反正你是做到了，恭喜你！ Anyway, you made it. Congratulations!
对，我为你高兴呢！ Yeah, I'm happy for you!
她现在肯定和一个叫姜奉求 的实习老师在一起 She must be with a student teacher named KANG Bong-gu now.
我要说的就是这些 That's all I have to say.
告辞了 I'm leaving now.
你没有骗人吧？ You're not lying?
没有 I'm not.
再见 Bye.
谢谢你，石秋 Thanks, Suk-gu.
她是怎么了？ 她还是小女孩呢！ What's wrong with her? She's just a little girl!
怎么，小女孩就不能恋爱啦？ What, a little girl can't love?
真的？ Really?
- 你不知道怎么办？ - 不知道 - You had No idea? - No.
好像要下雨了 Looks like it's gonna rain.
她怎么这么迟？ Why is she so late?
我要结结实实打她一顿 I'm gonna give her some serious beating.
打她又不能解决问题 我们要好好教育她 Beating won't solve it. We should teach her right.
这种事应该是你教她的！ It was your job to teach her that kind of stuff!
干吗赖在我头上？ Why putting it on me?
我妈妈就从来没教过我 I never learned it from my mother either.
学校为什么不教这个？ Why doesn't the school teach that?
她们在学校学的是数学和英语 不是男女方面的事 They learn math and English at school, not sex.
她到底去哪儿了？ Where the hell is she?
你看看你 Look at you.
全都湿透了！ You're soaked!
你告诉我，你一晚上都去哪儿了？ Tell me where you've been all this evening!
不关你事 None of your business.
不许跟你妈顶嘴！ Don't talk back to your mother!
你是不是跟那个王八蛋奉求在一起？ 我要到学校告状... Were you with that Bong-gu jerk? I should call the school and...
是的！ Yes, I was!
那又怎样！ So what?!
老婆，你为什么... Honey, why did you...
他是我命中注定的男人 我爱他，可是... He's the man of my destiny. I love him, but...
这是为了什么？ Who's that for?
给我的吗？ Is it for me?
我做完是不是就能走了？ Can I leave if I'm done?
是啊 Yeah, sure.
该死的花心男人！ Damn player!
圣恩，咱们能谈谈吗？ Sung-eun, can we talk?
我不喜欢吃这个 I don't like that.
也不想跟你谈 And I don't wanna talk to you.
是昨天的事 It's about yesterday.
我在想... I was thinking and...
姜老师 Mr. KANG.
你为我放屁了 可你为什么还要去见世美？ You fart for me. Why do you have to see Se-mi?
白世美？ BAEK Se-mi?
我昨天看见你了 I saw you yesterday.
你们两个手牵手在街上走 You two were arm in arm on the street.
圣恩？ Sung-eun?
我走了 I have to go.
怎么这时候来？ What's the occasion?
-他就是那个实习老师？ -对 -is he that student teacher? -Yes.
- 看起来太奶油了 - 是啊 - He looks too cheesy. - Yeah.
怎么啦？ What's wrong?
没什么 Nothing.
要吃点老年糕吗？ Want some seasoned rice cake?
会让我发胖的 It's too fattening.
你也不瘦嘛！ You're not thin anyway!
你去学校看过她了？ Did you go to see her at school?
不太好 她对我爱理不理的 It wasn't good. She was so cold to me.
你不该打她的 You shouldn't have hit her.
你干吗不去和她谈？ Why don't you talk to her?
为什么要我去？ Why me?
她和你比较亲 去和她谈谈 She prefers you to me. Go talk to her.
去吧 Go ahead.
- 在用功？ - 嗯 - Studying? - Yes.
- 想和爸爸一起出去吗？ - 我明天要考试 - Wanna go out with Dad? - I have a test tomorrow.
哦，对 Oh, that's right.
公主，可以和你跳舞吗？ Shall we dance, Princess?
- 圣恩 - 嗯？ - Sung-eun. - Yes?
你知道我有多爱你，是吧？ You know how much I love you, don't you?
我知道 I do.
不管你爱上了谁... Whomever you fall in love with...
总是有两个人会支持你 There'll always be two people behind you.
- 你知道的，对吗？ - 嗯 - You know that, don't you? - Yes.
- 你好，圣恩 - 你找我有什么事？ - Hi, Sung-eun. - What'd you wanna see me for?
- 我想你是误会了 - 我从来没有误会 - I think you misunderstood. - I never misunderstand.
坐下 Sit down.
坐吧 Sit.
实际上呢... Actually...
真想不到我要和你说这事 I can't believe I'm telling you this.
你可以不说啊 You don't have to.
昨天，金老师约了世美 Yesterday, Mr. KlM asked Se-mi out.
所以她要我帮她出些主意 So she wanted to seek some advice from me.
什么？ What?
现在你明白了？ You get it now?
姜老师，我可以走了吗？ Mr. KANG, can I go?
可以啊 Sure.
给 Here.
我来拿 Let me.
你拍到半夜一定很累 You must be tired shooting until late at night.
我很同情你 I feel sorry for you.
咱们走吧 Let's go.
出租车！ Taxi!
进去吧 Get in.
给 Here.
江南区。请小心开车 Chungdam-dong please. Drive carefully.
世美 Se-mi.
给 再见 Here. Bye.
你怎么在这儿？ What are you doing here?
你不是想来和我约会吗？ Didn't you come to ask me out on a date?
哦，我好饿啊 God, I'm hungry.
- 请我吃面条吧 - 好的 - Buy me some noodles. - Okay.
你不累吗？给我吧 Aren't you tired? Give them here.
人家会不会觉得你配我太老了？ Won't people think you're too old for me?
我哥哥和我嫂子差了八岁呢 My brother and his wife are 8 years apart.
年龄只是个数字罢了 Age is only a number.
对不起！ Sorry!
- 你没事吧？ - 我没事 - Are you okay? - I'm fine.
不好意思，你叫什么？ Excuse me. What's your name?
我叫南济豪 It's NAM Je-ho.
你会跳探戈吗？ Do you tango?
会，我跳得很好 Yes, I'm good at it.
玩得开心吗？ Having fun?
很开心 Yes, I am.
他们跳得真好 They're really good.
你是不是练了很久？ Did you practice a lot?
是啊，你呢？ I did. How about you?
我当然练了 I sure did.
在这么多人面前跳舞我好紧张 I'm so nervous to dance in front of people.
圣恩... Sung-eun...
和你在一起的时候我很开心 I had so much fun with you.
我也是 So did l.
对不起，这是我的座 Sorry, but that's my seat.
是吗？ Is it?
回头见 See you later.
谢谢！ Thank you!
这些舞校学生的表演真是精彩！ What a performance by those from Dance School!
接下来是今晚的重头戏 Next is the highlight of tonight.
这是一项延续36年的传统 It's a 36-year-long tradition.
女孩们将自己挑选舞伴 Girls will choose their partners to dance with.
让我们看看她们会选谁 Let's see who they choose.
世美，这代表你接受了我的心意吗？ Se-mi, does this mean you'll accept my heart?
那要看你的舞跳得有多好 It depends on how good a dancer you are.
你太差劲了，我可能要再考虑一下 You're being too cheesy. I might get a second thought.
我认真考虑过了 I've been thinking seriously.
考虑什么？ About what?
咱们干吧 Let's bring it on.
什么？ What?
咱们交往吧 Let's go steady.
真的？ You mean it?
好啊！ Okay!
圣恩，爱情会变吗？ Sung-eun, does love change?
爱情会到处跑！ Love moves around!
妈的！ Shit!
来啊 Come on.
我不是告诉过你离这学校远点吗？ Didn't I tell you to stay away from this school?
星期五就让我来吧 Give me Fridays, man.
你这蠢驴！ 等一下 You stupid ass! Hold on.
你也老大不小了，老兄 Act your age, man.
你根本不知道要怎么当暴露狂 You don't know what it takes to be a flasher.
这年头没有哪个暴露狂穿成你这样了 No flasher dresses like you these days.
你对流行要敏感点！ You have to have a sense of fashion!
看这上面怎么说？ Look what it says.
- 年度计划？ - 对 - An annual plan? - That's right.
看见7月16号的这个X吗？ 表示我在这一天没有干 See the X mark on July 1 6th? It means I didn't do it.
那么23号的X呢？ 我在那天也没干 What about on 23rd? I didn't do it then either.
暑假是7月25号开始的 The summer break started on July 25th.
所以在26号我也没干 So I didn't get to do it on 26th either.
然后是8月 August came.
26号开学，可是这里没有人 A new semester started on 26th, but nobody was here.
那么31号是怎么回事？ What does it say for 31 st?
- 下雨了 - 所以没法干！ - It rained. - So I couldn't do it!
给我闭嘴，好好听着！ 9月6号是假日 Shut up and listen! September 6th was a holiday.
- 不上课 - 对了！ - No school day. - That's right!
今天是整整8个星期以来第一次机会！ Today is the first chance in a good 8 weeks!
你非要把它毁了吗？ And you had to ruin it?!
你也该退休了 It's about time you retired.
那些小妞喜欢我的那玩意！ Those chicks love my thing!
你已经是结过婚的人啦！ You're married for God sake!
我还是想当暴露狂！ I still wanna be a flasher!
她们想看年轻力壮的！ They wanna see a young, healthy one!
- 年轻力壮你个头啊！ - 你自己看嘛！ - Young, healthy my ass! - See for yourself!