﻿Her first time
“初夜”
就是今晚了对吧
So… Tonight is the night, huh?
Missy
Missy?
马上来
Yeah one second.
我以为你今晚不会带她回家呢
I thought you said you were ain't gonna bring her home tonight.
我以为你今天会晚点回家
I thought you were going to be home late tonight.
我还在我屋里化妆
I was playing make up in my freaking room,
忙得晕头转向
forget the shit outta my...
计划有变嘛
Plan has changed.
只是我对她没太多了解 也不知道会发生些什么
I am saying I don't know the deal about this person and what just gonna happen.
这套
Those?
哎 连我都知道这些
Oh, I think nothing would happen with these decors.
没多大效果
Even I know that.
Missy
Missy?
连你今晚都有约了
And god you're getting laid tonight.
Missy
你知道我只是开玩笑的 对吧
You know I'm just messing with you right?
不
No,
你是对的
you are right.
我根本不知道我在做什么
I have no freaking idea what I'm doing
深呼吸 亲爱的
Take a deep breath, hon.
你表现得像你还是处女
You act like you've never got it in before.
并且 应该跟男的睡没多大区别
Besides, can’t be much different with sleeping with dudes, right?
她那么得好看又迷人
She's just beautiful and charming.
15岁的时候就开始交女朋友了
And had girlfriend since she was like 15.
我甚至还没入门
And how can I compete with that.
原来你担心这个
And that's what this is about.
你要振作起来啊
We need to get your shit together woman.
看着镜子
Look in that mirror.
你看你多性感
Look how hot you look.
美到极致
Hot as hell
能得到你都是他们的幸运
And any man or woman
无论男人还是女人
Would be lucky to be with your finance.
现在 你有一个令人激动的约会在等你
Now, you have a hot date waiting out there for you.
我知道你看了那么久的小黄片已经学会了不少
I know you have been studying on the porntubes.
你已经是老司机了
You know how to do it.
快别瞎说了
Oh, just stop.
别说了
Stop it.
太污了
Gross
好啦 知道了
Yes. Okay
腋下
Pits.
下面
Pussy.
闭嘴
Shhh.
完美
Perfect.
你该去哪儿啊
What am I gonna do with you?
对哦
Oh yeah
我从那溜吧
I'll go that way
你确定吗
You are?
楼下的灌木挺软的
The bushes downstairs is soft enough
别忘了你学的技术啊
Hey, don’t forget your ABCs
啦啦啦啦啦啦啦
La la la la la la la
这不管用啦 对吧
That's just some uhh... right?
对不起
Sorry,
我刚在收拾屋子
I was just cleaning up
可让我好等
Took you long enough
不好意思 屋子太乱了
Sorry my room is a total mess,
我不能让你进来屋子 到处都是衣服乱七八糟的
I don't want you to come in, there's like clothes and stuffs everywhere
没事 挺好
It's fine.
谢谢你的晚饭
Thanks for dinner.
不客气
You're welcome.
热么
Hot.
热啊
Hot.
我想跟你说...
I just want to say...
什么
What?
没啥
Nothing.
是邻居来了 抱歉
Sorry about neighbours.
这样行么
Is that okay?
我可以吗
And you want me to...
行啊
Yes.
好的
Okay
诶
Well,
我有个小玩意儿
I have a thing.
噢 好啊
Oh okay great.
你想让我...
Do you wanna?
行啊
Yeah.
那好
Okay.
这个会太大吗
Is it too big?
嗯…这个还行
Hmm, no, that one is fine.
没事的
That's fine.
不好意思
Sorry.
这带子太长了
This one is totally so long.
没关系
Yeah.
轻点
Just a little bit softer.
好
Yeah.
好点没
Better?
嗯
Yeah.
很舒服
I like that.
天呐
Oh shit.
你还好么
Is it everything okay?
没事吧
It's fine?
没事
Yeah
我好喜欢你
I really like you
所以…你到了吗…
So, did you, you know...
当然
Yeah.
我也是
Me too.
我当然知道啊
Yeah, I know shit.
你之前从来没这样过 对吧
You've never done this before, have you?
我一般都会很耐心 不会第一次约会就跟人上床
I used wait, not like the first date to sleep with someone.
我是老古板
I know.
不不 我指的是你从来没这样
No, no. you never done this before?
和女生睡过
With a women.
我靠
Shit.
这么明显的么
Was it that obvious?
有点吧 那又如何
I mean, a little. But, so what?
对不起 我只是…
Sorry, It's just...
你是第一个我喜欢上的女孩 而且不知为何我很喜欢你
You're just like, the first girl I've been into who has actually for some reason...
我不想搞砸这一切
And I just really don't want to screw this up
你没搞砸啊
You didn't screw it up.
好尴尬啊
It's so embarrassing.
你没搞砸
You didn't screw it up.
别说胡话
What are you talking about?
每个人都有第一次嘛
Everyone has their first time.
讲真
Seriously,
我的第一次才糟
mine was the worst.
比这次还糟么
Really? Worse than this？
比这糟多了
Worse than that.
你在哄我
You are picking it.
我没有
I am not picking it.
我没逗你
You are kidding me.
我还想再来一次
I'd like this with you again.
我也想
I'd like that too.
真的吗
Yeah?
真的
Yeah.