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我的名字是Mary Alice Young My name is Mary Alice Young.
当你读今天的晨报时，你会看到一篇报导 When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article
是讲上周我过的非同寻常的一天 about the unusual day I had last week.
一般来说,我的一生是没有什么事值得写成新闻的 Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life,
但上周三，一切都改变了 but that all changed last thursday.
当然，一开始事情还是和往常一样 Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.
我为家人做了早餐 I made breakfast for my family.
我做了家务 I performed my chores.
我完成了粉刷工作 I completed my projects.
我还去商店取了衣服 I ran my errands.
事实是，这天我过得和往常没什么两样 In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day --
平静的为生活涂抹色彩，直到它完美无暇 quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.
所以当我决定走向我的走廊壁橱时，事情变得如此的另人诧异 That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet
我拿起从未使用过的左轮手枪 and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.
我的尸体是邻居Martha Huber太太发现的 My body was discovered by my neighbor mrs. Martha Huber,
她被“砰”的一声响吓了一跳 who had been startled by a strange popping sound.
这引起了她的好奇心 Her curiosity aroused,
Huber太太就想找个理由拜访我 mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.
开始有些犹豫 After some initial hesitation,
然后她决定以归还6个月前向我借的搅拌机为理由 she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.
我的邻居，我想她被枪击了 It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot.
到处都是血 There's blood everywhere.
是的.你们得派辆急救车来，就现在,快 Yes. You've got to send an ambulance. You've got to send one right now.
好一会儿 And for a moment,
Huber太太呆在厨房一动不动 mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen,
她被这毫无理由的悲剧吓着了 grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy...
但也就那么一小会儿 But only for a moment.
如果要说Huber太太最大的特点是什么 If there was one thing mrs. Huber was known for,
那就是她乐观向上的能力了 it was her ability to look on the bright side.
我是在礼拜一入土的 I was laid to rest on a monday.
葬礼过后, 所有Wisteria小巷的居民都过来慰问 After the funeral, all the residents of wisteria lane came to pay their respects.
每次遇到葬礼这样的情况，她们都会带来食物 And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.
Lynette Scavo太太带来了炸鸡 Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.
Lynette有一本很棒的祖传炸鸡食谱 Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.
当然,一进到公司管理层，她就很少炸鸡了 Of course, she didn't cook much while she was moving up the corporate ladder.
她没有这么多的时间 She didn't have the time.
但当医生告诉Lynette，她怀孕了的时候 But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant,
她丈夫想出了个主意 her husband Tom had an idea.
"为什么不辞了工作? "Why not quit your job?
"孩子们和住家的妈妈生活一定会更好，况且呆在家也没这么多的压力 "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressful."
但事情并不仅此而已 But this was not the case.
事实上,Lynette的生活变得如此忙碌 In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic,
她现在不得不从快餐店买炸鸡 she was now forced to get her fried chicken from a fast-food restaurant.
如果Lynette能停下来想想这件事， 她会很感激这个极其讽刺的决定 Lynette would have appreciated the irony if she stopped to think about it,
但她不能，她没有这个时间 but she couldn't. She didn't have the time.
- 停，停，停……! - 但, 妈妈! - Stop it ! - But, mom!
不 No,
你们今天都得给我规矩点 you are going to behave today.
我可不想在众多邻居面前出丑 I am not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood.
还有为了让你们明白我今天不是在开玩笑... And just so you know how serious I am...
那是什么? what's that?
圣诞老人的电话号码 Santa's cell phone number.
你哪里弄来的? How'd you get that?
我认识一个人，她有个朋友，她朋友认识小精灵 I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf,
如果你们谁敢乱来，那抱歉，我立刻打电话给圣诞老人 and if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa,
我会告诉他，在圣诞节，你们想被揍一顿 and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas.
你们谁敢冒这个险? You willing to risk that?
很好.我们会度过这个难关的 Okay. Let's get this over with.
住在这个小区Gabrielle Solis Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block,
买了一身辣妹装 brought a spicy paella.
自从她在纽约的模特生涯以后 Since her modeling days in New York,
Gabrielle已经习惯于吃高档食物... Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food...
以及富有的男人 and rich men.
Carlos,在兼并咨询部工作 Carlos, who worked in mergersnd acquisitions,
在他们的第三次约会上，他向她求婚了 proposed on their third date.
当时他含着泪水，Gabrielle被感动极了 Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes,
但她马上就发现 but she soon discovered this happened
Carlos每次解决一个大问题时，他都会流泪 every time Carlos closed the big deal.
Gabrielle总喜欢她的西班牙菜热气腾腾 Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.
然而,她和丈夫的关系变得越来越冷淡了 However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.
如果你和Al Mason谈这件事 If you talk to Al Mason at this thing,
我想你最好顺便提一下我为你的项链付了多少钱 I want you to casually mention how much I paid for your necklace.
我干脆把收据别在胸口算了? He let me know how much he paid for his wife's new convertible.
他暗示我他为妻子的自动型汽车支付了很多钱 Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest?
听着,只要在谈话中提到这点就行 Look, just work it into the conversation.
我可没什么办法把这个插进对话，Carlos. There's no way I can just work that in, Carlos.
为什么不能? Why not?
在Donoghue的派对上,每个人都在谈论着共有基金 At the Donoghue party, everyone was talking mutual funds,
而你却有办法提到你和一半的外场美国佬上床 and you found a way to mention you slept with half the Yankee outfield.
那我告诉你,他们的谈话就涉及这个内容 I'm telling you, it came up in the context of the conversation.
嘿,人家都盯着你看了 你能不能小声点? Hey, people are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down, please?
当然可以.我不会让他们知道我们过得并不快乐 Absolutely. We wouldn't want them to think we're not happy.
Bree van de Kamp, 住在隔壁 Bree van de Kamp, who lives next door,
她带来了自己亲手做的松饼 brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch.
Bree因她的烹饪技术被大家所知 Bree was known for her cooking,
还有她的缝衣技术 and for making her own clothes,
他的园艺能力 and for doing her own gardening,
以及他的家具改造能力 and for reupholstering her own furniture.
是的, Bree的许多才能都被大家所知 Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood,
每个住在Wisteria巷的太太都把Bree当成模范妻子，模范母亲 and everyone on Wisteria lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.
几乎每个人，除了她的家人 Everyone, that is, except her own family.
Paul. Zachary. Paul. Zachary.
你好,Van De Kamp夫人 Hello, mrs. Van De Kamp.
Bree, 你不用这么麻烦的 Bree, you shouldn't have gone to all this trouble.
一点都不麻烦 It was no trouble at all.
红稠带篮子里的点心是为客人的 Now, the basket with the red ribbon is filled with desserts for your guests,
而绿稠带的那只是给你和Zachary的 but the one with the blue ribbon is just for you and Zachary.
里面有面卷，松饼，早餐之类的东西 It's got rolls, muffins, breakfast-type things.
谢谢 Thank you.
Well,至少我能做到... Well, the least I could do is
保证你的孩子吃上一顿丰盛的早餐 make sure you boys had a decent meal to look forward to in the morning.
我知道你现在处于极度悲痛当中 I know you're out of your minds with grief.
是的,是这样 Yes, we are.
当然,我希望你们用完后,能把篮子还我 Of course, I will need the baskets back once you're done.
当然可以 Of course.
Susan Mayer, 住在街对面 Susan Mayer, who lives across the street,
她带来了通心粉和奶酪 brought macaroni and cheese.
他丈夫Carl总是拿她的通心粉开涮 Her husband Carl always teased her about her macaroni,
说这是她唯一知道怎么做的食物 saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook,
不过她做得还确实不错 and she rarely made it well.
他俩搬进新家的那晚, 这通心粉做得太咸了 It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their house.
她在Carl寸衫里找到唇膏的那晚, 这通心粉又做得太潮了 It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl's shirt.
Carl告诉她,为了小蜜他要离开她的那晚,她又烧糊了 She burned it the night carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.
离婚已经有一年了 A year had passed since the divorce.
Susan开始想象,生活中如果有个男人会多美好啊 Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life,
即使是一个会取笑她做饭的男人 even one who would make fun of her cooking.
妈妈... 为什么有些人会自杀? Mom... why would someone kill themselves?
Well... 有时候,人们变的很不开心
Well... sometimes people are so unhappy,
他们认为自杀是解决问题的唯一途径 they think that's the only way they can solve their problems.
但是Young太太看起来很快乐啊 But mrs. Young always seemed happy.
是的,有时候人们看起来是这样,其实内心截然相反 Yeah, sometimes people pretend to be one way on the outside when they're totally different on the inside.
哦,你的意思是说,为什么爸爸的女朋友总是笑, 还有尽说些好听的话 Oh, you mean like how dad's girlfriend always smiling and says nice things,
其实内心深处,她只是个"婊子"? but deep down, you just know she's a bitch?
我不喜欢这个词, Julie. I don't like that word, Julie.
是的,但是这个例子举得不错 But, yeah, that's a great example.
嘿,有什么事吗?
抱歉我迟到了 Hey, what's going on? Sorry I'm late.
嘿, susan. Hi, susan.
嘿. 那么, 当你面对Carl,他怎么跟你说? Hey. So, what did Carl say when you confronted him?
你会喜欢他说的. 他说... You'll love this. He said...
"那并不说明什么,那只是性" "it doesn't mean anything. It was just sex."
阿,和Philanderer手稿的第一页写得一模一样 Ah, yes, page one of the philanderer's handbook.
是的,然后他摆出一副很禅学的表情 他说, "你知道,Susan Yeah, and then he got this zen look on his face, and he said, "you know, Susan,
大部分男人生活得很绝望" most men live lives of quiet desperation."
告诉我你扁他了? Please tell me you punched him.
没有, 我说, "真的吗? No, I said, "really? And what do most women lead
那是什么使得大部分女人生活在嘈杂的义务之中?" lives of noisy fulfillment?"
Hmm.说得不错!! Hmm. Good for you.
我是说,难道所有人都得和秘书发生关系吗? I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary? I had that woman over for brunch.
就像我的祖母说的 -- 勃起的阳具是不会有道德观念的 It's like my grandmother always said -- an erect penis doesn't have a conscience.
即使疲软的也一样没有道德 Even the limp ones aren't that ethical.
这也是我加入NRA的很大一个原因 This is half the reason I joined the NRA.
Well,当Rex开始参加那些医疗会议的时候 Well, when Rex started going to those medical conferences,
我就让他知道,他背后一直有一个深爱着他的妻子 I wanted it in the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home
还有上了子弹的Smith & Wesson. with a loaded Smith & Wesson.
Lynnie, Tom总是出差,你会不会担心他.... Lynnie, Tom's always away on business. Do you ever worry he might?
哦,拜托,这男人在四年里让我怀孕了3次 Oh, please, the man's gotten me pregnant three times in four years.
我还真希望他和其他女人去搞 I wish he was having sex with someone else.
那么, Susan,他会不会停止见那个女人? So, Susan, is he going to stop seeing that woman?
我不知道 I don't know.
朋友们,我很抱歉,我只是... I'm sorry, you guys. I just...
我真的不知道该怎么熬过去? I just don't know how I'm going to survive this.
听我说 Listen to me.
我们都有绝望的时候 We all have moments of desperation.
但如果我们能直面它们, 你会发现我们其实真的很坚强 But if we can face them head-on, that's when we find out just how strong we really are.
Susan.我刚在说,Paul想要我们礼拜5过去帮忙 Susan. I was just saying Paul wants us to go over on friday.
他要我们过去为Mary Alice整理遗物 He needs us to go through Mary Alice's closetand help pack up her things.
他说他一个人无法面对这一切 He said he can't face doing it by himself.
当然,好的 Sure. That's fine.
你没事吧? Are you okay?
是 Yeah.
我只是很生气 I'm just so angry.
如果Mary Alice有什么问题,她应该来找我们 If Mary Alice was having problems,she should have come to us.
她应该让我们来帮她解决问题 She should have let us help her.
她会有什么样的问题呢? What kind of problems could she have had?
她很健康,有个美好的家庭,家人也不错 She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family.
- 她的生活... - 我们的生活. - Her life was... - Our life.
不,如果Mary Alice有什么危机的话, 我们肯定会知道的 No, if Mary Alice was having some sort of crisis, we'd have known.
要知道,她和我们就相距50英尺 She lives 50 feet away, for god's sakes.
Gabby,这个女人自杀了 Gabby, the woman killed herself.
一定发生了什么事 Something must have been going on.
如果我是你,我就不吃了 I wouldn't eat that if I were you.
为什么? Why?
这些是我做的.相信我 I made it. Trust me.
嘿,嘿,你 -- 你想找死吗? Hey, hey, do you -- do you have a death wish?
不, 我只是不相信有人会糟蹋通心粉和奶酪 No, I just refuse to believe that anybody cans crew up macaroni and cheese.
哦,老天 Oh, my god.
你怎么.... 这味道像是烧焦了或没有煮熟 How did you -- it tastes like it's burned and undercooked.
是的,我煮过头了. 吐这儿 Yeah, I get that a lot. Here you go.
Ha ha. 谢谢. Ha ha. Thanks.
我叫Mike Delfino,刚刚租了隔壁的房子 I'm Mike Delfino. I just started renting the simms house next door.
我是Susan Mayer,住在街对面 Susan Mayer. I live across the street.
哦,是的,Huber太太跟我谈起你过 Oh, yeah, mrs. Huber told me about you.
她说你为儿童书作注解 Said you illustrate children's books.
是的,我很容易和5岁以下的小朋友相处 Yeah, I'm very big with the under-5 set.
- 你做什么工作? - 管道工. - What do you do? - Plumber.
所以如果你有什么堵塞之类... So if you ever have a clog...
或者其它什么... or something.
既然人人都看到这食物是我拿来的 Now that everybody's seen that I brought something,
我想我最好把它扔了 I should probably just throw this out.
悠着点,你这个贪婪鬼 Ease up, you little vampire.
Lynette,我一直在找你 Lynette, I've been looking all over for you.
你知道你的儿子们在干什么吗? Are you aware of what your sons are doing?
你们在做什么?我们这是来瞻仰人家 What are you doing? We are at a wake.
我们来这儿的时候,你说我们可以进游泳池的 When we got here, you said we could go in the pool.
我说你们可以去"游泳池边" I said you could go by the pool.
你们都穿了游泳衣? Do you have your swimsuits on?
是的,离开家的时候我们把泳衣藏衣服底下了 Yeah, we put them under our clothes before we left.
你们三个说好的?好,行了,上来! You three planned this? All right. That's it. Get out!
- 不! - 不? - No! - No?
我是你的妈妈.你得按我说的做,快 I am your mother. You have to do what I say. Come on.
我们想游泳,你别想阻止 We want to swim, and you can't stop us!
上来, 否则我就进游泳池把你们揪出来. 上来! Get out, or I will get in this pool and just grab you. Get out!
过来. Get over here.
过 -- 过来! Get -- get over here!
快,很好,快过来 All right, give me your arm. Get back --
上来,你给我上来 Move it! That's right! Get over here!
Paul,我们得走了 Paul, we have to leave now.
对于你所发生的事,我真的再一次替你难过 Once again, I am so sorry for your loss.
走 Go.
Lynette不用这么关心我的丈夫的 Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband.
他脑子里想着其他的事情-- He had other things on his mind --
一些不为人知的秘密 things below the surface.
我葬礼后的第一个清晨 The morning after my funeral,
我的朋友，邻居又回到了以前忙碌的生活 my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.
一些人在煮饭... While some did their cooking...
一些在打扫卫生... and some did their cleaning...
还有一些在练瑜伽... and some did their yoga...
其它还有些人在做作业 others did their homework.
你好 Hi.
我是Julie.我把足球踢到你家后院了 I'm Julie. I kicked my soccer ball into your backyard.
哦,好的.我们去那儿找找吧 Oh, okay. Well, let's go around and get it.
等着 Stay.
他妻子一年前死了 His wife died a year ago.
他本想呆在洛山矶，但那儿有太多的回忆 He wanted to stay in L.A., but there were too many memories.
他在这儿租房子住是出于税款的原因 但他希望很快能买到房子 He's renting for tax purposes, but he hopes to buy a place real soon.
真不敢相信你去他那儿了 I can't believe you went over there.
嘿,我看你们在瞻仰仪式上谈的蛮开心的 Hey, I saw you both flirting at the wake.
你俩显然很般配 You're obviously into each other.
既然你已经知道他是单身 干脆就直接约他出来 Now that you know he's single, you can ask him out.
Julie,我喜欢Delfino先生,我确实喜欢 Julie, I like mr. Delfino, I do.
我只是, 呃, 我还不知道我有没准备好和人约会 I just, uh, I don't even know if I'm ready to start dating yet.
哦,你必须得这么做 Oh, you need to get back out there.
去吧.你已经多久没有性生活了? Come on. How long has it been since you've had sex?
你是不是觉得我的问题很疯狂? Are you mad that I asked you that?
不,我只是尝试着去回忆 No, I'm just trying to remember.
我可不想再和你谈论我的爱情生活. 总觉得怪怪的 I don't want to talk to you about my love life anymore. It weirds me out.
我好象没说什么吗?! 只是... I wouldn't have said anything. It's just...
什么? What?
我听到爸爸的女友问他,你离婚后有没有约会过 I heard dad's girlfriend ask if you'd dated anyone since the divorce,
爸爸说,他表示怀疑 and dad said he doubted it.
然后他们俩都笑了 And then they both laughed.
- Susan. - 嘿, Mike. - Susan. - Hi, Mike.
我给你带了个礼物,或许可以放在你的新家 I brought you a little housewarming gift.
其实我应该早点拿过来的,但是... I probably should have brought something by earlier, but...
事实上,你是邻居当中第一个来拜访的 actually, you're the first in the neighborhood to stop by.
真的吗? Really?
Susan知道她很幸运 Susan knews he was lucky.
一个优秀的单身汉刚搬到Wisteria巷子 An eligible bachelor had moved onto wisteria lane,
而她是第一个发现的 and she was the first to find out,
但她也知道好消息总是... but she also knew that good news...
传播的很快 Travels quickly.
Edie Britt是方圆5街区内的离婚狂人 Edie Britt was the most predatory divorc閑 in a 5-block radius.
她的猎物不光数量多... Her conquests were numerous...
涉猎面广... varied...
有些还可以当传奇来讲 and legendary.
嘿, Susan.希望我没有打断你们 Hi, Susan. I hope I'm not interrupting.
你一定是Mike Delfino 嘿,我是Eddie. Britt You must be Mike Delfino. Hi, I'm Edie. Britt.
我住那儿 I live over there.
欢迎来到Wisteria巷 Welcome to Wisteria lane.
Susan就这样遇到了情敌,而且她还是个泼妇 Susan had met the enemy, and she was a slut.
谢谢.哈哈.这是什么? Thank you. Ha ha. What's this?
Putanesca香肠.我随便加了些料做的 Sausage putanesca. It's just something I threw together.
Well,谢谢,Edie.哈,哈,这太棒了 Well, thanks, Edie. Ha ha. That's great.
本想请你们进屋,可是我的事还没做完 I'd invite you both in, but I was sort of in the middle of something.
就这样,Mike Delfino的争夺之战开始了 And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun.
就那么一会儿, Susan怀疑她和 Edie的竞争是否还会以友好的方式进行 For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.
哦, Mike. 我听说你是个水管工? Oh, Mike. I heard you're a plumber?
但一旦涉及到男人,就马上提醒了她... But she was reminded that when it came to men...
今晚迟一点你能来我家帮我检查一下管道吗? do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes?
- 女人之间的竞争总是不公平的. - 当然. - Women don't fight fair. - Sure.
谢谢. Thanks.
再见, Susan. Bye, Susan.
你不能总把我当小孩一样吆来喝去 You can't order me around like I'm a child.
- Gabrielle. - 不. 不, 不, 不. 我不去 - Gabrielle. - No. No, no, no. I'm not going.
这是差事. Tanaka期望每个人都带上太太 It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring their wives.
每次我和他在一起, 他总想摸我的屁股 Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass.
哈哈.要知道去年我和他做了超过20万美圆的生意 Ha ha. I made over $200,000 doing business with him last year.
如果他想摸你的屁股，你就让他摸 If he wants to grab your ass, you let him.
Solis先生.你吓我一跳 Mr. Solis. You scared me.
那杂草怎么还在?你不是上周就应该清理干净的吗! Why is that bush still there? You were supposed to dig it up last week.
上周我没时间 I didn't have time last week.
我不想听你找借口.只管给我锄草 I don't want to hear your excuses. Just take care of it.
我真的很讨厌你那样跟我说话 I really hate the way you talk to me.
我也很讨厌我居然花了15,000美圆 And I really hate that I spend $15,000
在你的钻石项链上,你说没有它活不成 on your diamond necklace that you couldn't live without,
但我还是学着容忍这样的事 but I'm learning to deal with it.
所以,我可以转告Tanaka,我们今晚一定到吗? So can I tell Tanaka we'll be there tomorrow night?
John. 厨房里有止血绷带 John. We have bandage stop shelf in the kitchen.
谢谢,Solis夫人. Thanks, mrs. Solis.
好. 我去 Fine. I'll go.
但我会自始至终靠在墙边 But I'm keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time.
看到了吗?婚姻的意义就在这儿 -- 妥协 See? Now this is what a marriage is all about -- compromise.
你手指没事吧? Is your finger okay?
是的, 没事, 就割开了一个小口子 Yeah, yeah, it's just a small cut.
让我看看 Let me see.
Hmm.你知道,Solis太太 Hmm. You know, mrs. Solis,
Um, 我,真的,喜欢,和你调情 Um, I really like it when we hook up,
但是, um, well,你知道,我-我还有工作要做 but, um, well, you know, I-I got to get my work done,
我可不想丢了工作 and I can't afford to lose this job.
这张桌子是手工雕刻 This table is hand-carved.
Carlos从意大利买来的 Carlos had it imported from Italy.
价值23,000美圆 It cost him $23,000.
这次,你想在这张桌子上做吗? You want to do it on the table this time?
当然 Absolutely.
我们为什么不喝些大家都喝的汤呢? Why can't we ever have normal soup?
Danielle,这罗勒浓汤没什么不好啊 Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree.
就吃一次,我们就不能做些人们听说过的汤? Just once, couldn't we have a soup that people have heard of?
比如,法国洋葱汤或海军豆汤 Like french onion or navy bean.
首先,你爸爸不吃洋葱.他对洋葱极度过敏 First of all, your father can't eat onions. He's deathly allergic.
而且我接受不了你的海军豆汤的建议 And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion.
那么... 你觉得这汤怎样? So... how's the osso buco?
还可以 It's okay.
还可以? It's okay?
Andrew,这顿饭我煮了3个小时 Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal.
当你用低沉的声音说"还可以"的时候 你知道我是什么感受吗? How do you think it makes me feel when you say "it's okay" in that sullen tone?
谁叫你花三个小时烧一顿饭了? Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner?
你说什么? Excuse me?
Tim Harper的妈妈工作回来 Tim Harper's mom gets home from work,
开一罐猪肉,一罐豆子 pops open a can of pork and beans,
大家就这么吃, 每个人都开心 and boom, they're eating. Everyone's happy.
你宁可要我给你们吃猪肉和豆子? You'd rather I serve pork and beans?
道歉吧.我求你了 Apologize now. I am begging.
我是说,你不必每次都把你的烹饪技术摆桌上吧? I'm saying, do you always have to serve cuisine?
我们就不能吃点"食物"? Can't we ever just have food?
你在吸毒,是吧? Are you doing drugs?
什么? What?
行为的改变是一种危险的前兆 Change in behavior is one of the warning signs,
过去的6个月,你干净的跟油漆一样 and you have been as fresh as paint for the last six months.
那当然可以解释为什么你总把自己锁在浴室里面 That certainly would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom.
- 信我一次,他在里面没吸毒 - 闭嘴 - Trust me, that is not what he is doing. - Shut up.
妈,这儿有问题的不是我,行了吗? Mom, I'm not the one with the problem here, all right?
你才是那个人,你总是表现的好象你要竞选Stepford市长 You're the one always acting like she's running for mayor of Stepford.
Rex. Rex.
鉴于你是这儿的一家之主, 你就不能说些什么?我会感激不尽 Seeing that you're the head of this household, I would really appreciate you saying something.
把盐递过来? Pass the salt?
葬礼过后的第三天 Three days after my funeral,
Lynette的伤痛已被更实际的情感代替 -- Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion --
愤慨 indignation.
Tom,这是我的第5条留言了, 你还没有给我回电话 Tom, this is my fifth message, and you still haven't called me back.
Well,我只能猜测了,你的出差旅行一定乐趣无穷 Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine.
Well,你猜怎么着 -- 孩子和我也喜欢乐趣无穷 Well, guess what -- the kids and I want to have some fun, too,
所以除非你在中午之前给我回电 so unless you call me back by noon,
我们就能赶上飞机,加入你的行列了 we are getting on a plane and joining you.
妈妈! Mom!
妈妈很忙,宝贝儿.妈妈正威胁你爸爸呢 Not now, honey. Mommy's threatening daddy.
妈妈. 不, 我 -- 你的两个哥哥呢? Mom. No, I -- where are your brothers?
- 面条. - 我最喜欢了 - Noodles. - My favorite.
Lynette Scavo? Lynette Scavo?
真狗屎运 Crap.
Natalie Klein.真不敢相信 Natalie Klein. I don't believe it.
Lynette.我们多久没见了? Lynette. How long has it been?
好几年了 Years.
Uh,你怎么样?公司呢? Uh, how are you? How's the firm?
很好.大家都很想你 Good. Everyone misses you.
是的.大家都说,要是当年你没退出的话 Yeah. We all say if you hadn't quit,
公司现在一定归你掌管了 you'd be running the place by now.
是的, 呃... Yeah, well...
那么...做个居家女人怎样? So... how's domestic life?
你不会只喜欢做个妈妈吧? Don't you just love being a mom?
这就是Lynette最惧怕的问题 And there it was -- the question that Lynette always dreaded.
呃,坦白说... Well, to be honest...
对于那些问问题的人,只有一种回答可以接受 for those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable,
所以Lynette像回答每个人一样回答了她 so Lynette responded as she always did.
她说谎了 She lied.
这是我做过的最棒的工作 It's the best job I've ever had.
我还有个问题搞不明白? You know what I don't get?
什么? What?
为什么你和Solis先生结婚? Why you married mr. Solis.
Well...他承诺给我任何我想要的 Well... he promised to give me everything I've ever wanted.
他给了吗? And did he?
是的 Yes.
那为什么你还这么不开心? Then why aren't you happy?
结果证明我并不想要那些东西 Turns out I wanted all the wrong things.
那么你爱他吗? So do you love him?
我爱他 I do.
Well,那么,为什么我们还在这儿? 为什么我们还要这么做? Well, then, why are we here? Why are we doing this?
因为我不想一大早醒来 Because I don't want to wake up one morning
就被催得脑子发胀 with a sudden urge to blow my brains out.
嘿,我能吸一口吗? Hey, can I have a drag?
当然不能 Absolutely not.
你太年轻了,不能吸烟 You are much too young to smoke.
阿.如果我用你的儿童资助金去做整容手术 Ah. How would you feel about me using your child-support payments
你会怎么想? for plastic surgery?
不要这么紧张.你只是邀他出来吃顿饭罢了, 没什么大不了的 Stop being so nervous. You're just asking him out to dinner. It's no big deal.
你说的对 You're right.
那么,这就是你们学校布置的工程作业? So is that your project for school?
你知道吗,我读五年级的时候,我用方糖做了个白宫 You know, when I was in fifth grade, I made the white house out of sugar cubes.
不要再罗哩罗嗦了,去吧 Stop stalling and go
趁Mike现在还没什么紧要的事要做 before mike figures out he can do better.
我再一次告诉你, 为什么我要这么努力的争取你的监护权 Tell me again why I fought for custody of you.
你用我来对付爸爸 You were using me to hurt dad.
哦, 说得对 Oh, that's right.
哦, 天. Oh, god.
- Hi. - Hey, Susan. - Hi. - Hey, Susan.
- 你忙吗? - 不, 一点都不忙.什么事? - Are you busy? - No, not at all. What's up?
Well,我 -- 我只是, uh, 想问一下你是否, um... Well, I -- I just, uh, was wondering if, um...
是否有机会,你uh... if there was any chance that you, uh...
我-我, 只是想问一下... I-I just wanted to ask if...
- Edie. - 嘿,Susan. - Edie. - Hey there, Susan.
你在这儿做... What are you --
我做了些可口的食物,但做了太多了 I was making ambrosia, and I made too much,
所以我就带了些给Mike so I thought I'd bring some over to mike.
有什么事吗? What's going on?
Uh, Susan要问我点事 Uh, Susan was just going to ask me something.
我家有点堵塞了 I have a clog.
- 你说什么? - 你是管道工, 是吧? - Excuse me? - And you're a plumber, right?
是的 Yeah.
堵塞在管子里了 The clog's in the pipe.
是的,堵塞一般都在管子里 Yeah, that's usually where they are.
Well,我有管子堵塞了 Well, I've got one.
哦, 好的. Well, 呃,我拿一下工具 Oh, okay. Well, uh let me get my tools.
现在?你想现在就过来? Now? You want to come over now?
你这儿有客人 You have company.
我不介意 I don't mind.
好, 等我会儿,我马上过去 Yeah, just give me two minutes.
就这么做,把头发都往这儿塞 I'll be right over. That's it. Just stuff the hair down there.
我都塞了,还是不能堵住 I stuffed it. It's not enough to clog it.
把花生酱也塞进去 Here. Okay, look. Put in this peanut butter
还有食用油 and this cooking oil.
- 妈 - 还有这些橄榄 - Mom - And these olives.
妈, 我说, 这不管用 Mom, I'm telling you, it's not working.
哦,天,他来了 Oh, god. That's him.
我该怎么塞住这个? How am I going to stop up the sink?
Well,问题就出在这儿 Well, here's your problem.
看起来像是有人把冰棍棒子塞这儿了 Looks like somebody stuffed a bunch of popsicle sticks down here.
我告诉过julie很多次了,不要在厨房玩 I've told julie a million times not to play in the kitchen.
孩子都这样,你知道? Kids, you know?
好的,我收下你们的点菜单了 All right, I'll go put in your orders,
我马上去吧台,酒菜很快就会准备好的 and I'll be right back with your drinks and your plates for the salad bar.
谢谢 Thank you.
Andrew, Danielle,餐巾? Andrew, Danielle, napkins?
这儿有电子游戏 They have video games.
我们可以去玩会儿吗?菜一上我们就回来 Could we go play until our food gets here?
Andrew,这是家庭聚会 Andrew, this is family time.
- 我想我们都应该在这... - 去玩吧 - I think that we should all - Go ahead and play.
我知道,你认为我对来这儿很生气,但我没有 I know that you think I'm angry about coming here, but I'm not.
你和孩子们都想要改变一下生活的节奏 You and the kids wanted a change of pace,
想要一些快乐.这我知道 something fun. I get it.
明天或许我可以做些健康点的食物 Probably we'll want something healthier tomorrow night, though.
比如,Saltimbocca鸡 I'm thinking about chicken Saltimbocca.
我要离婚 I want a divorce.
我只是无法再生活在这种 -- I just can't live in this --
这种极其洁癖的,商品化的环境中 this detergent commercial anymore.
- 色拉吧台就在那儿,请自便 - 谢谢 - The salad bar's right over there. Help yourself. - Thank you.
Um, 我给你拿些色拉过来 Um, I think I'll go get your salad for you.
Bree Van De Kamp. Bree Van De Kamp.
哦.你好,Huber太太. Oh. Hello, mrs. Huber.
Mary Alice的瞻仰仪式上,我们没机会说话 We didn't get a chance to talk at Mary Alice's wake.
你最近怎样? How are you doing?
Bree很想告诉她丈夫无情的背叛 Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal,
糟的是,对Bree来说 but sadly for Bree,
承认失败并不是个好选择 admitting defeat was not an option.
很好.都很好 Great. Everything is just great.
好的, well, 我给你拿了些蜂蜜,芥末调料.农场看起来有点让人怀疑 Okay, well, I got you the honey mustard dressing. The ranch looked just a little bit suspect.
我们要继续接着谈吗? Are we going to talk about what I said?
如果你认为我会在这个, 厕所里标着"鸡"和"公子哥"的地方 If you think I'm going to discuss the dissolution of my marriage in a place
和你谈论我们的婚姻问题 where the restrooms are labeled "chicks" and "dudes,"
那么你一定是疯了 you're out of your mind.
你放了什么? What's in this?
放了什么?你什么意思?这是色拉. What do you mean, what's in this? It's salad.
- 放了 -- 放了洋葱? - 什么? - With -- with onions? - What?
你在我的色拉里放了洋葱 You put onions in my salad.
不,我没有 No, I didn't.
哦, 等等 Oh, wait.
声响吵醒了我的儿子 The sound that awakened my son
这声音他以前听到过一次 was something he'd heard only once before,
是在很多年前,他小的时候 many years ago when he was quite young,
但他马上就想起来了 but he recognized it instantly.
这是家庭秘密的声音 It was the sound of a family secret.
葬礼过后的第7天 Seven days after my funeral,
Wisteria巷子的生活终于又回到了正常 life on Wisteria lane finally returned to normal,
对我的某些朋友来讲... which, for some of my friends...
是不幸的 was unfortunate.
妈妈,妈妈
又怎么了? Now what?
爸爸回来了! Daddy's home!
嘿,有人在家吗? Hey, is anybody home?
我已经等你一个礼拜了 I wasn't expecting you for a week.
今早我不得不赶回旧金山 I have to go back to frisco in the morning,
但我收到你的留言.你听起来有些疲惫 but I got your call. You sounded a little frazzled.
是的.是有点累 Yeah. It's been a little rough.
爸爸,你给我们带什么礼物了? Daddy, did you bring us any presents?
哦,天,礼物,等等,我看看 Oh, god, presents. Wait a minute let me see.
除非你们答应现在就到外面去玩,否则我就不给你们 But I'm not going to give it to you unless you promise me to go outside right now
还有至少要在外面玩20分钟,好吗? 保证? and practice throwing it for 20 minutes, okay? You promise?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah! -去外面玩,去 Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get out of here. Go.
谁开球? 出去! Who's open? Go out!
Deeper! Deeper! Deeper! Deeper!
触地得分! Touchdown!
哦, 我的天. 哦. Oh, my god. Oh.
哦,你一定在开玩笑.我已经累的跟泥似的 Oh, you got to be kidding. I'm exhausted.
我看起来糟透了.脸上都是桃子酱 I look terrible. I'm covered in peaches.
没事,宝贝,我要你 That's all right, baby. I got to have you.
Well, 我就这么躺着好吗? Well, is it okay if I just lie here?
当然 Absolutely.
我爱你 I love you.
我更爱你 And I love you more.
哦,等等,我得告诉你,我有些许肿涨 Oh, wait, I got to tell you, I was having trouble with swelling,
医生叫我不要吃避孕药,所以你得带避孕套 so the doctor took me off the pill, so you're just going to have to put on a condom.
避孕套?那有什么大不了的? 可以冒冒险 Condom? What's the big deal? Let's risk it.
- 冒一次险? - 是的 - Let's risk it? - Yeah.
真不敢相信你居然想杀了我 I can't believe you tried to kill me.
哦,发生这样的意外,我也很难过 Yes, well, I feel badly about that.
我告诉过你,Huber太太来了,我分心了 I told you, mrs. Huber came over, and I got distracted.
这是个错误 It was a mistake.
你什么时候也会犯错了? Since when do you make mistakes?
那是什么意思? What's that supposed to mean?
我的意思是我早已厌倦了你事事都这么的要求完美 It means I'm sick of you being so damn perfect all the time.
我-我讨厌你用希奇古怪的办法把头发搞的纹丝不动 I-I'm sick of the bizarre way your hair doesn't move.
我讨厌你一大早就整理好床铺,甚至在我上厕所之前 I'm sick of you making our bed in the morning before I've even used the bathroom.
你就像那个带着珍珠饰品,手里握着铲子的 You're this plastic suburban housewife
典型的市郊家庭主妇 with her pearls and her spatula
说起话来就像"我们还歉Hendersons一顿晚餐" who says things like "we owe the hendersons a dinner."
我曾经深爱的她哪去了... Where's the woman I fell in love with...
她过去常常烤焦东西,还喝包装牛奶... who used to burn the toast and drink milk out of the carton...
还会笑 and laugh?
我想要那个时候的她 I need her.
而不是现在这个冷冷的,极其完美的她 Not this cold, perfect thing you've become.
这些花需要水 These need water.
Bree在厕所里抽泣了好一会儿 Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes,
但她丈夫绝不会知道 but he husband never knew,
因为她出来的时候... because when Bree finally emerged...
她又变得极其完美 she was perfect.
我找到我的耳环了,现在可以走了 I found my earrings. We can go now.
John今天在这儿? Was John here today?
Well,是的 Well, yeah.
草地没被刈过,我看得出来 The lawn hasn't been mowed. I've had it.
我们得找个真正的园艺工 We're getting a real gardener.
- 为什么? - 你聋了? - Why? - Are you deaf?
我刚说了,他连工作都没做好 I just said he's not doing his job.
这很黑.你根本看不出来这有没刈过草 It dark. You just can't see that the lawn has been mowed.
他没做过.摸摸草就知道了 It hasn't been. Feel this grass.
我可不要碰这草 I'm not feeling the grass.
我们走吧,快,要迟到了 Let's just get going. Come on. We're late.
- 保管好 - 好的,先生 - Take care of it. - Yes, sir.
Tanaka在那儿. There's Tanaka.
该轮到我上阵了 Time for me to go into my dance.
祝你好运,亲爱的 Good luck, sweetheart.
- 哦,打扰一下 - 太太? - 你看到走过去的那个男的了? Oh, excuse me. Ma'am? You see that man who just walked away?
你能保证他整晚不停的喝酒吗? Can you make sure he has a drink in his hand all night long?
可以,夫人 Yes, ma'am.
Susan,Susan
哦,Huber太太,你好吗? Oh, mrs. Huber,how you doing?
恐怕不是很好 Not too well, I'm afraid.
我正试着找一些可以缓和我的胃的药 I'm trying to find something to soothe my stomach.
哦,胃不舒服吗? Oh, it's upset?
是的.在瞻仰仪式上,我吃了些糟糕的通心粉和奶酪 Yeah. I had the worst macaroni and cheese at the wake.
从那以后,那东西好象一直在我的胃里 It's been running through me ever since.
我得回到我以前的良好状态 And I need to be at my best.
Edie Bri的儿子今晚要来我这儿睡 Edie Bri's son is spending the night tonight.
他要来你这儿睡? He's spending the night?
显然, Edie邀请了一位绅士共进晚餐 Apparently, Edie is having a gentleman friend over for dinner,
我想她打算一直玩到凌晨 and I think she plans on entertaining into the wee hours,
如果你懂我的意思的话 if you know what I mean.
哦，这儿有些抗酸剂.你用过这药吗? Oh, here's some antacid. Have you ever tried this?
太不可思议了 I can't believe it.
这怎么可能这样.Mike应该喜欢我, 他不能喜欢Edie,他就是不能喜欢Edie This can't be happening. Mike can't like Edie better than me. He just can't.
你还不知道会发生什么 You don't know what's going on.
或许他们只是吃顿饭而已 Maybe they're just having dinner.
你说的对,他们一定会做了 You're right. They're doing it.
Edie? Edie?
有人吗? Anybody home?
我要借点糖 I need to borrow sugar.
就那样,Susan一直坚信的... And just like that, the possibility Susan had clung to,
可能和Mike Delfino走到一块的梦想,瞬间消失全无 the maybe of Mike Delfino, was gone forever.
尽管局势对她非常不利 And despite the precariousness of her situation,
Susan还是坐了会儿,悼念她的损失 Susan took a moment to mourn her loss.
Susan很快就意识到,今晚并不属于她 It didn't take Susan long to realize this was just not her night.
有人在那儿? Is somebody out there?
哦,老天! Oh, my god!
烟! That's smoke!
...点燃的蜡烛放在房间里没人管 ...candles unattended in the den.
医疗人员说她很幸运, 她一不小心就死定了 Paramedics said she was lucky. She could have been killed.
她裸着身体逃了出来 She ran out with nothing on.
起火的时候,她正和一个小伙做爱 She was having sex with some guy when the fire started.
那他怎么样? What happened to him?
他烟尘吸入过度,送去医院了 He got smoke inhalation. He's at the hospital.
Susan,你还好吧?你看起来糟透了 Susan, are you all right? You look awful.
我没事,我没事 I'm fine. I'm fine.
我-我只是, uh... 替Edie难过 I-I just, uh... feel really bad for Edie.
哦,亲爱的,不用担心, Edie是个坚强的女人 Oh, honey, don't worry about Edie. She's a strong lady.
说的对.她会度过这个难关的 Absolutely. She'll get through this.
她会找到活下去的路的 She'll find a way to survive.
我们都会找到的 We all do.
走吧 Come on.
Wow,这发生什么事了? Wow, what happened?
Mike. Mike.
突然,他来了 And suddenly, there he was,
就像凤凰再生 like a phoenix rising from the ashes.
我-我还以为你 -- I-I thought you were --
Uh, 你去哪了? Uh, where were you?
我刚看电影回来, Edie家起火了,恩? I just got back from the movies. Edie had a fire, huh?
是的 Yeah.
是的,不过她没事 Yeah, but she's fine now.
大家都好 Everything's fine now.
就那样,Susan又变得快乐了 And just like that, Susan was happy.
生活突然之间又充满了...可能 Life was suddenly full of... possibilities.
更别提还有一些意外的惊奇 Not to mention a few unexpected surprises.
Hello? 嘿,是我 Hello? Hey, it's me.
- 你找到什么了吗? - 不 - Do you have anything yet? - No.
不,还没有,但不用担心 No, nothing yet, but don't worry.
我相信我已经接近了 I'm definitely getting closer.
我带了些香槟 I brought some champagne.
我还以为我们要开庆祝会 I thought we should have a toast.
第二天,我的朋友们又聚到一块儿 The next day, my friends came together
给我收拾衣物,还有我的个人物品 to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings,
以及我生命中遗留的东西 and what was left of my life.
好了,姐妹们,我们举杯 All right, ladies, lift 'em up.
致Mary Alice To Mary Alice --
我们曾经的好朋友,好邻居 a good friend and neighbor.
不管你去哪,希望你能够安息 Wherever you are, we hope you've found peace.
致Mary Alice To Mary Alice.
我们路上再谈 Let's get this show on the road.
你们注意过Mary Alice衣服了吗? You guys check out Mary Alice's clothes?
8号尺寸?哈 Size 8? Ha.
她总跟我说她穿6号 She always told me she was a size 6.
猜我们在她的衣柜找到了苗条女子 Guess we found the skeleton in her closet.
并非如此, Gabrielle. Not quite, Gabrielle.
并非如此 Not quite.
那是什么? What's that?
是一封写给Mary Alice的信 It's a letter addressed to Mary Alice.
这是多么的讽刺 -- How ironic --
我曾经死命坚守的秘密 to have something I tried so desperately to keep secret
现在被随意拆看 treated so casually.
你干什么?这是隐私 What are you doing? That's private.
已经打开了.有什么大不了的? It's open. What's the big deal?
我知道你干过什么.这让我厌恶,我要去揭发你 I know what you did. It makes me sick. I'm going to tell.
这什么意思 ? What does this mean ?
我不知道,但注意一下邮戳 I don't know but check out the post mark.
哦,老天!这封信是在她死的那天收到的 Oh my god! She got it the day she died.
你认为这就是她为什么会... Do you think this is why she...
姐妹们,我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry, girls.
我从没想过要给你们增添烦恼 I never wanted you to be burdened with this.
哦,Mary Alice,你干过什么? Mary Alice, what did you do ?
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