以下是《無恥之徒》上週劇情提要 Here's what you missed on Shameless last week:
發生了一堆爛事 a whole lot of shit happened.
你們死哪裡去了 Where were you?
你覺得她今天會出來嗎 Think she'll come out today?
不太可能 Not likely.
飛機輪差一點就砸到她了 Airplane wheel missed her by an inch.
他們找到埃迪了 They found Eddie.
在密西根湖湖底 At the bottom of Lake Michigan.
寶貝兒 你爸死了 Babe? Your dad's dead.
這招不錯嘛 可是再激不起我半點性趣 Nice try, but that doesn't turn me on anymore.
這是西點軍校的入學申請 This is a West Point application.
我想交給他本人 利普在家嗎 I wanted to deliver it personally. Is Lip home?
怎麼 是麥克奈利給你的嗎 What, McNally brought this for you?
不是給我的 恭喜了 Not me. Congratulations.
馬利克 Malik?
我們要來個親子約會 We're having a play date.
怎麼聽起來更像是情人約會 Sounds more like a date-date.
我希望能有個人好好照顧克萊德 I hope someone takes care of him.
-你不覺得他該受到照顧嗎 -當然了 - Don't you think Clyde deserves that? - Oh, for sure.
你是克萊德嗎 艾瑟兒問你好 You Clyde? Ethel says hi.
-凱倫懷孕了 -那就是加拉格家的種啊 - Karen's pregnant. - That's the Gallagher sperm.
做出正確的選擇 和她分開 Do the right thing. Split.
-孩子需要父親 -我和喬迪要結婚了 - Kids need a father. - Jody and I got hitched.
-我想知道孩子是誰的 -喬迪的 - I want to know whose it is. - The kid. Jody's the father.
-我跟我爸不一樣 -滾 - I'm not my dad. - Get out.
聽著沒 我不像我那不可靠的爸 You hear me? I'm not my fucking dad!
順便說一句 你今天很漂亮 You look great, by the way.
無恥之徒 第二季第六集
週一和週四 孩子你接晚了 You had late pick-ups on Monday and Thursday.
你得補交16美元 That's an extra $16.
我也沒晚多少啊 I wasn't that late.
菲奧娜會收你20的 Fiona would charge you $20.
快點 Come on.
天啊 Jesus.
沒丟手臂少腿兒 真是個奇蹟 It's a wonder I got here in one piece.
你是要找陽光老年日托所嗎 You're looking for the Sunshine Adult Day Care.
往前走 教堂那裡 It's up at the church.
小心肝兒 我只有一個時候會想去教堂 Honey, only time I want to go to church
就是當我想被玩弄調戲的時候 is when I feel like getting molested.
你眼巴巴的瞅什麼 要小費嗎 What do you want? A tip?
你們兩個都是誰啊 Who are you two supposed to be?
我是艾瑟兒 這是我兒子喬納 I'm Ethel, and this is Jonah, my son.
你黑人特徵太顯著 應該不是利亞姆 You look a little crispy to be Liam.
我是馬利克 Oh, I'm Malik.
馬利克 我的媽呀 Malik? Jesus.
聽著就像是贗品非洲調味架 Enough with the fake African spice rack crap.
給你點建議 A little advice?
總有人歧視黑人 Some people are racist.
你想成為人上人嗎 You want to get ahead in the world?
換個名字吧 那樣就沒人知道你是黑人了 Change your name so people don't know you're black.
-心肝兒 熱水器還好用嗎 -嗯 - Honey, is that hot water heater working? - Yeah.
去給我整條毛巾 我得洗個澡 Get me a towel. I gotta have a bath.
冒昧地問一句 您是哪位 I'm sorry, who are you?
我是你親奶奶 小心肝 I'm your grandmother, sweetheart.
你是卡爾嗎 You Carl?
去給我拿撬棍和錘子 Get me a crowbar and a hammer.
我去辦點事 I've got to run an errand.
寶貝兒 鎖好門 So... uh, lock the door,
誰敲也別開 好嗎 and don't answer for anybody, okay?
如果我們要在一起100年 If we were together for 100 years,
我也不會學葡語 I would never learn Portuguese.
幹嘛把好好的牆鑿個洞 Why are we bashing a hole in the wall?
改造改造 那幾個小兔崽子呢 We're remodeling. Where's the rest of the litter?
伊恩在打工 Ian's at work,
利普已經幾天沒露面了 we haven't seen Lip for days,
利亞姆在樓下託兒所 Liam's down in day care,
菲奧娜大概剛剛躺下 and Fiona's probably trying to sleep.
她上夜班 She works nights.
法蘭克呢 What about Frank?
他不住這裡了 Doesn't live here anymore.
好樣的 Good boy.
行了 別擋著 Now, out of the way.
-那是什麼 -你看著像什麼 - What's that? - What's it look like?
-手指 -真噁心 - A finger. - Ew.
你可以摸摸槍身 但別碰扳機 You can touch it, but never put your finger on the trigger
除非你想射殺某人 unless you're going to shoot someone.
你們喜歡秘密嗎 You like secrets?
我也喜歡 伸出手來 So do I. Hold out your hands.
祖孫三人的秘密 明白嗎 Our little secret, all right?
我們需要做出重大決定 There are important decisions to be made.
那筆錢承載著重大的責任 This much money comes with great responsibility.
法蘭克 你能到樓下去 Frank... can you run downstairs
-向喬迪要些紅辣椒嗎 -投資 信託 - and ask Jody for the paprika? - Investments, trusts,
-逃稅漏稅 流動資金 -法蘭克 - tax evasion, liquidity. - Frank.
埃迪的保險索賠一旦確定 As soon as Eddie's insurance claim is settled
支票一來 我們就要... and that check comes, we're gonna have to make some...
-法蘭克 -幹嘛 - Frank. - What?
我不能把埃迪的保險賠付金交給你 I can't let you be in charge of Eddie's insurance money,
親愛的 sweetheart.
你忘了自己酗酒成性嗎 You're an alcoholic.
-我指的人可不是我 -好吧 - I wasn't talking about me. - Okay.
-你以為我是在說我自己嗎 -不是 - Did you think I meant me? - No.
我們需要經驗豐富的專業人員 We need a highly experienced professional.
是的 沒錯 Yeah, that's right.
還有一點我不得不說 And just for the record,
很多偉人都是酒鬼呢 many great men have been well lubricated.
亨利·福特 史考特·菲茨傑拉德 大衛·哈塞爾霍夫 Henry Ford. Scott Fitzgerald. David Hasselhoff.
他們都酒不離手 They all kept a bottle close.
-媽 -貝多芬的《命運交響曲》 - Mom! - Beethoven's Fifth.
那些都是巧合嗎 我可不覺得 Coincidence? I don't think so.
我覺得你應該去浴室弄這個 I think you should do these in the bathroom.
-希拉 聽我說... - 不用 在下面墊幾張報紙就行了 - Sheila, please... - No, we can just put down newspaper.
當中牽涉到一些重要的經濟因素 There are important economic factors at play.
會整滿屋子腥味的 去浴室弄 It's gonna smell! Use the tub.
-你帶切片刀和 -我們家的財務安全 - Did you bring in the filleting knife... - Our family's financial...
那個 網格手套了嗎 and, the, uh, mesh gloves?
即將陷入... 我操 security is in the... Oh, fuck it.
我先去廚房了 I'll be at the office.
別忘記拿紅辣椒 Paprika?
寶貝兒 知道我是怎麼想的嗎 Honey, you know what I was thinking?
我們可以把食物放在床上 Um, we could put the food on the bed
沿牆擺上摺疊椅 and then do folding chairs along the walls...
我們不能在你的臥室裡舉辦婚宴 We can't hold a wedding reception in your bedroom.
寶貝兒 在客廳舉辦宴會太老套了 Honey, parties are always in the living room.
臥室婚宴多獨具一格呀 This would be unique.
婚宴標誌著我婚姻生活的開端 This is the start of my marriage.
對我很重要 It's important to me.
你可以做到的 媽 You can do it, Mom.
只要下層樓就可以了 It's just going to happen downstairs.
知道嗎 You know what?
我要在浴缸裡搞定這條魚 I am going to do the fish in the tub.
敢來打擾我 最好先立個遺囑 Whoever that is better have a death wish.
抱歉 出了點事 Sorry. Uh... something's come up.
奶奶回來了 Grammy's back.
你好 Oh, hi.
你好 Hi.
我來找托尼 I'm looking for Tony.
親愛的 等一下 Honey! Just a sec.
好吧 Okay.
妞不錯嘛 親愛的 She's nice, honey.
你可真有膽啊 You got balls.
敢回來這裡 Coming back here.
給你帶了點東西 I brought you something.
我不收賄賂 I don't take bribes.
老兄 你的窩就是個賄賂 Dude, you're living in one.
就當是捐款好吧 Think of this as a donation.
警察贊助金 Policeman's ball.
海嘯慰藉金 Tsunami relief.
別自閉了 End autism now.
你怎麼說都行 It's your choice.
媽逼的 Motherfucker.
哪個傢伙把你放回國內的 Who the hell let you back in the country?
趁著海關正檢查一個90歲的老骨頭 They were patting down a 90-year-old's diaper,
我趁機溜進來的 and I slipped by.
你去哪裡鬼混了 Where the hell have you been?
巴西 Brazil.
是去做大整容 或只是割掉腹部贅肉 You get the works or just a tummy tuck?
只是做個陰莖縮小術 依然太大了 Just a dick reduction, still too big.
我見托尼現在跟人同居了呢 Okay. I see that Tony's got a live-in, huh?
是啊 今夏換的第二個妞了 Yeah. Second one this summer.
你找托尼幹什麼 What do you want with Tony?
家事罷了 Just family stuff.
生意 你懂的 Business, you know.
不 我不懂 No, I don't know.
什麼生意呀 What kind of business?
早安 Morning.
利普 昨晚你上哪裡去了 奶奶來了 Lip, where you been all night? Grammy showed up.
什麼 茱麗葉奶奶嗎 她被放出來了 What, Joliet Grammy? She tunnel out?
醫療假釋 Medical furlough.
-祝你好運啦 -好 - Hey, good luck. - Yeah.
奶奶 Grammy?
法蘭克的老媽 Frank's mom.
搞了一堆冰毒製造室 直到其中一間爆炸 Ran a slew of meth labs till one exploded,
炸死了兩個她雇用的大學生 killing two college kids she'd recruited.
我見到 托尼找了個同居女友 I see that, uh, Tony's got a live-in, huh?
好像是吧 Seems so.
是啊 他們在重新整修屋子 Yeah, they're redecorating.
-一個中國小妞 -寮國人 我覺得 - A little China cup. - Laotian, I think.
是吧 你看 我永遠都分不清那二者有何區別 Yeah, see, I can never tell the difference between the two.
我們該出去聚聚 吃頓午餐... We should get together, have lunch, just...
敘敘舊 catch up.
我有對象了 I'm seeing someone.
我也是 So am I.
"進口的"還是"國產的" Imported or domestic?
進口的 Import.
我們可以帶上伴侶 來個四人約會 Hey, we could bring them, a double date.
你給我看看你的 我也給你看看我的 I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
我已經跟她說過你了 I've already told her all about you.
不 你沒有 No, you haven't.
我的意思是 說了一點 Well, I mean, a bit about you.
我確定 至少我有提過你的名字 You know, I-I'm sure that I have mentioned your name.
拜託 別當機 Oh, come on, don't freeze.
求求你 別當機啊 Please, don't freeze.
老天 監獄裡的電腦都比這破爛可靠 Jesus, we had better gear than this piece of crap in prison.
好了 找到了 Okay, we're good.
諾亞·皮茨醫生 Dr. Noah Pitts.
皮茨整形美容中心 The Pitts Center for Cosmetic Surgery.
"醫生"呢 Doctor, huh?
不過他的確對"藥"很有研究 Well, he always did know his drugs.
一樣的宏觀經濟逆風 對不對 Same macroeconomic headwinds, right?
那麼它們怎麼實現 So, how did they do
三十億美金的回報呢 a $3 billion payback?
那些投資銀行 These investment banks,
我們拯救它們於困境 we bail the fuckers out,
它們卻一分貸款也不給辦 they don't loan a dime.
如果你有聽懂任何東西 點點頭好嗎 Just-just nod your head if any of this is getting through to you.
算了 把我剛才說的都忘了吧 你只要 You know what? Forget all of this, all you got to do
穿件西裝 然後說"淨賺 淨賺" is wear a suit, yes, and say "net, net"
和"經濟指標" 一直說 and "economic indicators." Say it a lot.
老天爺 他們把你放出來啦 Jesus. They let you out?
是啊 把我放出來了 Yeah. They let me out.
見到你真是個驚喜 佩吉 Surprised to see you, Peg.
以為你要蹲至少20年呢 Thought you were doing 20 to life.
我裝作就快要一命嗚呼了 Tricked them into thinking I was dying.
所以就被提前釋放了 So they let me out early.
來杯純杜松子酒 Gin neat.
給小鬼也來杯飲料 And something sweet for the kid.
謝謝你推我來這 Thanks for the push.
你在這裡幹什麼 What are you doing here?
我來指揮芝加哥交響樂團 I'm conducting the Chicago Symphony.
法蘭克 你以為我是來幹什麼的 Frankie, what do you think I'm doing?
現在 給你老母買杯酒 Now, buy your mother a drink
假裝你很高興見到她 and pretend like you're glad to see me.
哦 老天啊 Oh, Jesus.
你跟伊恩怎麼了 What's up with you and Ian?
他拿凱倫說事了嗎 Did he say something about Karen?
她已經結婚了 She's married.
婚禮招待會你不會去吧 是嗎 You're skipping the wedding reception, I hope?
我沒收到請帖 Wasn't invited.
她已經向前看了 She moved on.
希望你自己知道 Hope you see the irony
由你來給情感建議是多諷刺 in you giving relationship advice.
奶奶要住下嗎 Grammy staying?
你要叫她走嗎 You want to tell her to leave?
我猜我們得去學校 Guess we'd better steal
偷幾個滅火器備用了 some fire extinguishers from the school, then.
將你和伊恩的矛盾處理好 Make it right with Ian.
你們是我的後盾 You two are my rocks.
沒了你們可不行 I can't do it without you.
再來一杯 One more.
是諾亞那混蛋把我供出去的 That bastard Noah dropped a dime on me.
不 他沒有 No, he didn't.
那條子們怎麼知道冰毒實驗室的事 Then how'd the cops know about the meth lab?
我不知道 因為那次爆炸 I don't know-- the explosion?
我們要來趟公路旅行 We're going to take a little road trip
去見見我的老友皮茨 to see my old friend Pitts.
明天把你的車備好 You bring your car around tomorrow,
早上6點整 6:00 AM sharp.
我沒車 I don't have a car.
老天 你真是太可悲了 Christ, you're pathetic.
可悲得都該尿床了 You bed-wetting excuse for a son.
借你的卡車一用行不行 Can I borrow your truck?
-想的美 -是我要借 - Not a chance. - It's for me.
我要去看醫生 I need to see a doctor.
搭公車吧 Take the bus.
老天 別擔心 Jesus. Don't worry.
還車的時候會給你加滿油的 We'll bring it back with a full tank.
-四人約會 -我明白 - A double date? - I know.
你想去嗎 You gonna go?
藉此傳遞訊息 Ah, sending a signal.
是嗎 什麼訊息 Yeah, what's that?
"我依然想要跟你上床" I still want to sit on your face.
所以換了是你 不會去嗎 So you wouldn't go?
我是一定會去的 Hell, yeah, I'd go.
可得瞧瞧那新女友長什麼樣 I got to see what the new bitch looks like.
-你想帶誰去 -亞當吧 - Who you gonna take? - Adam, I guess.
真的嗎 那個男童軍嗎 Oh, really? The Boy Scout?
-理察 -別 - Richard? - Ugh!
婚禮上的老男人 免了吧 The old guy from the wedding? No.
-史蒂夫的新女友性感嗎 -應該吧 - Steve's new girl is hot? - Probably.
你只會顯得很輕賤 十分容易上 You're going to look like easy pickings for something on the side.
我是不會和他上床的 It's not going to happen.
你之前也說不會和克雷格·海斯納上床的 Oh, like Craig Heisner wasn't going to happen?
法蘭克 Frank?
怎麼了 What?
你尿床了 You wet the bed.
對不起 Oh. Sorry.
奶奶回來了 Grammy's back.
突然就被救護車送回來了 Just showed up, in an ambulance.
你知道嗎 她 You know, she, uh...
她連個電話都沒打來 she didn't even call.
是不是很該死 是吧 How fucked-up is that, huh?
就這樣嗎 That's it?
一言不發嗎 Nothing?
只給我臉色看 You just gonna give me the chin?
現在呢 How about now?
還不說 No?
我靠 還能忍 Really? Still nothing?
還不說 No?!
法蘭克在嗎 Frank here?
在 Yeah.
多謝你幫我推輪椅 卡爾 Thanks for the push, Carl.
5塊拿來 My five bucks.
我昨天才給你60 I gave you $60 yesterday.
做人別太貪心 Don't get greedy.
-誰來了 -找法蘭克的 - Who is it? - Someone for Frank.
我是佩吉·加拉格 Peggy Gallagher.
法蘭克的媽媽 Frank's mom.
天啊 Oh... my goodness!
快進來 快進來 Oh, come in, come in,
快進來 come in!
你要下來嗎 You coming down?
我才剛起床 I just woke up.
瞧我這樣子 真討厭 Look at me! Darn it, um,
讓您見笑了 you caught us.
法蘭克 Uh, Frank?
他還在睡呢 He's still sleeping.
您真是教子有方啊 you did such a wonderful job raising that boy.
他真的很乾淨 He's just so clean
而且還 and so...
不 倒也不乾淨 No, he's not clean.
我是說 I mean, um...
法蘭克 Uh, Frank...!
法蘭克 Frank?
法蘭克 法蘭克 Frank? Frank?
法蘭克 猜猜誰來了 Frank, guess who's here.
你在幹嘛 What are you doing?
曬床單 Drying the sheets.
法蘭克 你怎麼不告訴我你媽要來 Frank, why didn't you tell me that your mother was coming?
我和喬迪本來可以準備咖啡蛋糕的 Jody and I could have made a coffee cake.
瞧我現在這狼狽樣 Look at me, I'm a wreck!
快穿衣服 Get dressed!
凱文先生 出什麼事了嗎 Mr. Kevin, is everything all right?
你電話裡聽起來很憂心 You sounded upset over the phone.
艾瑟兒 Ethel.
康斯坦絲 阿比蓋爾 Constance, Abigail,
羅絲 莎拉 Ruth, Sarah?
艾瑟兒 你的姐妹們有事要告訴你 Ethel your sister wives have some news.
我們的丈夫克萊德 Our husband Clyde
在監獄裡被人謀殺了 was murdered in the American prison.
我雖然行過死陰的幽谷 也毫不畏懼 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
因為你與我同在 你的杖 你的竿 I will fear no evil, for thou art with me; thy rod and thy...
行了 能不能別搞那一套 All right, will you please cut that out?
我都不確定你們能不能出現在此 I'm not even sure it's allowed for you to be here.
我們正在想辦法讓你回家 We're working to bring you home.
她的家就在這裡 She is home.
她以前被你們逼迫當性奴 She was forced into sexual slavery.
她婚姻幸福而且是自願的 She married joyfully of her own free will.
她當時才11歲 She was 11!
我們請了律師 We've hired attorneys;
你馬上就能回家了 親愛的 you'll be home soon, dear sisiter
這張是我和'棉花糖'在一起 我的小馬 Oh. Here is me with Marshmallow! My pony!
它死了 he died.
當時我正騎著它 以為它被絆了一下呢 I was riding him and I thought he just tripped,
結果它再也沒起來 but he never got up.
這是我的溫德爾叔叔 And here's Uncle Wendel.
不對 那是簡嬸嬸 No, that's Aunt Jane.
告訴你 我們正在烹飪的菜餚 You know, all this cooking we're doing
都是為我女兒凱倫明天的婚宴準備的 is for my daughter Karen's wedding reception tomorrow.
就在這裡舉行 你應該來 必須來 We're having it here. You should come. You must come.
所有的鄰居都會過來 Everyone in the whole neighborhood is gonna be here.
他來啦 Here he is!
你的耳朵一定聽煩死了吧 Your ears must be burning.
你兩小時前就該去接我的 You were supposed to pick me up two hours ago--
現在是早高峰 我們得堵在路上了 now we're gonna be stuck sitting in morning traffic.
你們要出門嗎 Oh, are you guys going out?
我還需要幾樣東西 是婚宴需要的 Because I just need a few more things for the party.
等我去拿單子 Let me get the list.
我靠 Christ in Heaven!
我差點就要舉槍自盡了 I thought I was gonna have to shoot myself.
你怎麼和那種女人搞上了 Are you sticking it in that?
那賤人至少讓我折壽十年 Bitch just took ten years off my life.
趁著那個白痴還沒回來 我們趕緊走 Let's get out of here before that nutjob comes back.
你真是沒禮貌 You're a very rude person.
你又刷新你的下限了 法蘭克 That's a new low even for you, Frank.
我要請你離開 I'd like you to leave.
我寧願幹一個瓦克的妓女 都不... I'd nail a hooker down on Wacker before I'd...
-滾 -省點力氣 我正要走呢 - Get out! - Save your breath; I'm leaving.
走了 孬種 Come on, you pussy.
孩子們都很出色 對吧 The kids are something, aren't they?
長大了 Growing up.
你和利普說話了嗎 那孩子聰明極了 You talk to Lip? Off-the-chart smart.
全遺傳自我 Good genes.
伊恩呢 少女殺手一個 And Ian's a real lady killer,
和我當年有一拼 你還記得吧 just like I was at that age, you remember?
睡過的女人都數不清了 He's nailing all of 'em.
菲奧娜 那麼美 Fiona-- beautiful.
完全遺傳了她媽媽 Gets that from her mother.
卡爾迷戀空手道 也和我一樣 Carl's into karate, just like I was.
黛比則遺傳了加拉格家族的創業精神 And Debbie's got that Gallagher entrepreneurial spirit.
你看見她照顧的那些孩子了嗎 You see all those kids running around?
她應該是辦了所學校什麼的吧 I think it's a school of some kind.
還有小利亞姆 他竟然是我親生兒子 你信嗎 And how about little Liam? You know, he's actually mine.
-法蘭克 -怎麼 - Frank! - What?
閉嘴 Shut up!
我一點興趣都沒有 This doesn't interest me.
他說1點到 Now, he said 1:00.
他經常不守時 Well, he's not very good with time.
你說他是做什麼工作的 And what'd you say he does?
他是賣車的 He's in automotive sales.
噢 他們來了 Oh, here they are.
史蒂夫 這是亞當 亞當 史蒂夫 Steve, this is Adam. Adam, Steve.
這位是艾斯特法尼婭 菲奧娜 亞當 Hey, Estefania,Fiona, Adam.
艾斯特法尼婭不太會講英語 Estefania doesn't really speak English.
沒關係 Oh, that's okay,
我在馬德里待過一個學期 I spent a semester in Madrid.
你好 我是亞當[西語] Hola. Como estas? Adam.
她說的是葡萄牙語 巴西人 Ah,Portuguese. From Brazil.
異域風情啊 Oh, how exotic.
瞧我們多洋氣啊 Well, aren't we all modern?
看樣子你是個大人物啊 亞當 Well, you look very "Master of the Universe," Adam.
要不然誰買得起這麼貴的西裝啊 How does one afford a suit like that?
等著巴尼百貨打折唄 Wait for Barney's to have a sale.
其實亞當是一位投資銀行家哦 Actually, Adam is an investment banker.
總算知道那些救濟金都到誰手上去了 Oh, well, it's nice to put a face to all that bailout money.
那你買衣服的錢是從哪裡來的呢 And how do you pay for your shirt?
都是Gap品牌的便宜貨色啦 This is full freight from the Gap.
我是干醫藥行業的 I'm in pharmaceuticals.
是嗎 菲奧娜說你是做汽車銷售的呢 Oh, yeah? Fiona said cars.
你結婚了 You're married?
你們兩個已經結婚了啊 You two are married?
對呀 結婚兩個星期了 Ah, si. Dos semanas.
-兩週 -新婚啊 真是太棒了 - Two weeks. - Newlyweds. That's excellent.
恭喜啊 Congratulations.
不好意思 失陪一下 Excuse me, uh, I'll be right back.
激情無限啊 Passionate.
男廁所在隔壁 Boys' room is next-door.
前段時間我去幫一個巴西朋友 Okay, I was helping out a Brazilian friend
在聖保羅做一些進出口的小生意 with a small import-export business down in Sao Paulo.
你結婚了 You're married?
她父親是我們的生意對手 Her father was a competitor
十分不滿我們加入已經飽和不堪的市場 and didn't appreciate our entry into an already crowded market.
你們在走私汽車 You were smuggling cars?
我們在做什麼並不重要 The product isn't important.
她爸爸把我朋友的耳朵給割了 He cut my friend's ear off...
毒品 你們在走私毒品對嗎 Drugs? You were smuggling drugs?
所以我決定幫他把女兒帶到美國來 So I chose to help his daughter into the States.
你非要娶了她嗎 By marrying her?
她爸爸非常傳統 Dad's very old-fashioned, okay?
她當時已經和她爸的一個心腹搞在一起了 She was banging one of his top lieutenants
而她爸爸又希望她離開得越快越好 and he wanted her out of the country fast.
你為了保住你的耳朵娶了個毒梟的女兒 You married a drug lord's daughter to hang on to your ear?
他可不一定只割耳朵 Wasn't so sure he was gonna stop at the ear.
你跟她說我是誰 Who'd you tell her I was?
聽著 不是什麼大不了的事 Listen,it's no big thing--
只要等她把移民手續辦好 all you got to do is wait until immigration...
你到底跟她說我是誰 Who does she think I am?
我表妹 My cousin.
我好想你 I missed you.
你已經結婚了 You're married.
只是法律意義上的 Only legally.
噢 天啊 Oh, Jesus!
好吧 Okay.
我只能一個勁地點頭 I'm just gonna nod 'cause
因為我完全不知道你在說什麼 I have no idea what you're saying.
不好意思 我剛剛打了個電話 Sorry.I had to call,
看看孩子們的情況 check on the kids.
點好酒了嗎 Did we get drinks?
就在你面前擺著呢 In front of you.
噢 天啊 對不起 Oh! Oh, my God! Sorry.
真是太棒了 Okay. Oh, great.
真是太巧了 What a coincidence.
我剛剛在洗手間碰到個高中同學 I just ran into a guy I went to high school with in the bathroom.
點好酒了沒 Did we get drinks?
開什麼玩笑 You gotta be kidding me.
一份科布沙拉要22美元 A Cobb salad's $22.
-再見 -你要走嗎 - Bye. - You leaving?
怎麼了 What are we talking about?
你他媽給我閉嘴 You should probably just shut the fuck up.
祝你幸福 菲奧娜 Have a nice life, Fiona.
-亞當 亞當 該死 -幹嘛 - Adam... Adam!Shit. - What?
史蒂夫 發生了什麼事 Steve, o que esta acontecendo?
他藥沒了 No medication.
我很抱歉 這件事情很複雜 I'm sorry. It's complicated.
不 一點都不複雜 No, really it's not.
聽著 我喜歡你 Look, I like you,
但或許我們之間是該有些規矩的 but maybe we should've had some rules.
我的規矩之一就是我們在約會的時候 One of my unspoken rules is you don't fuck
你不能去和別人幹上了 somebody else when we're on a date.
我以為那是大家都會遵守的不成文規矩 I guess I thought that was just assumed.
她怎麼樣了 How's she doing?
仍在禱告 我跟你說 Still praying. I'm telling you,
那群神經兮兮的教徒肯定在想辦法 those Jesus puppy mills are gonna try and take
把艾瑟兒和喬納從我們身邊帶走 Ethel and Jonah away from us.
她們不能就這麼把他們帶走 小凱 They can't just take them, Kev.
我們該把他們兩個都領養過來 I think we should adopt them.
我也很愛他們 I love 'em, too
但那是政府給錢讓我們愛他們 but we get paid to love 'em.
如果我們領養的話 We adopt 'em
就得用自己的錢去供養他們 we love 'em on our own dime.
那樣做有何意義 What sense does that make?
那伙人太恐怖了 小維 They were scary, V.
全部穿得黑不溜秋的 All dressed in black and shit.
而且那個領頭的大老婆…簡直了 And the alpha witch was, like... Whoa.
我覺得她簡直就像惡魔 I'm talking serious evil.
而且她們現在還請了律師 Now they have lawyers.
她們根本無能為力 政府有監護機構的 They can't do anything.The State has custody.
不會就那麼把他們母女送回恐怖之地的 They're not just gonna give them back to the Waco wackos.
她們不是惡魔 They're not evil.
她們是我的家人 They're my family.
你好 米奇拉卡迪夫人 我是皮茨醫生 Hi. I'm Dr. Pitts, Mrs. Macgillicuddy.
你想要做一個豐胸手術對嗎 I see you're thinking about breast augmentation.
我在想你欠我的那20萬美元你要怎麼還 I was thinking about the $200,000 you owe me.
不過隆胸手術我也做定了 I'm definitely getting my tits done.
你提前出獄了 You got out early.
對呀 我只坐了12年的牢 Yeah. I only did 12 years.
太棒了 不是嗎 Isn't that swell?
美女啊 你老婆嗎 Pretty woman. Your wife?
兩個小女孩 Two little girls.
可愛極了 Adorable.
她們知道你以前是個毒販子嗎 Any of them know you used to be a meth dealer?
我也不想耽誤你的時間 醫生大人 I don't want to keep you, Doctor.
候診室裡有一屋子臉部僵硬的女人等著你 I know you've got a waiting room full of frozen faces.
保險箱裡的20萬沒了 So, the 200 thou that's no longer in the deposit box,
那是我的錢 那錢現在在哪裡 that was mine, is now where?
行了 別想威脅我 Okay, don't threaten me.
我可不是從小地方來的白痴大學生 I'm not some naive college kid from Grand Rapids
任由你玩弄於鼓掌之中 that you can intimidate.
我的錢到底在哪裡 諾亞 Where's my money, Noah?
你被抓去坐牢了 現在又突然放出來了 Fine. You went to prison, you got out.
你不能突然出現在我的辦公室裡 But you can't just waltz in here expecting me
讓我變出20萬給你 to cough up 200 grand.
皮茨醫療中心 The Pitts Medical Center?
我才完成實習醫生期 I just finished my residency.
我已經欠了一屁股債了 I'm in debt up to my ass!
我們當時說好了出了事要怎麼辦 We had a deal about what would happen if shit went down,
可真出了事 你卻跑了 and when shit went down, you ran.
好吧 我會給你錢的 但需要些時間 All right, I'll pay you back, but it's gonna take some time.
我恰好缺的就是時間 我的朋友 That's the one thing I don't have, my friend.
明天給我 所有的 Tomorrow. All of it.
不行 我做不到 No. I can't do it.
這樣對你沒好處的 諾亞 You don't want to leave it like this, Noah.
他會給你錢嗎 He gonna pay you?
這吃起來跟屎一樣 This tastes like shit.
我不應該加果仁糖口味的 I shouldn't have gotten the praline.
他欠你多少 What's he owe you?
你的是什麼味的 香草巧克力的嗎 What'd you get, the Captain's Swirl?
我認為我有權利知道 I think I got a right to know.
我現在也是同夥了 I'm involved now.
-來 咱們倆換 -不 你幹什麼 - Here, trade with me. - What? No! What are you doing?
有什麼差別 就跟我換唄 What's the difference? Trade with me!
我不愛吃果仁糖 I don't like praline!
-別搶 -不 我要我那個 - Come on! - No, I want mine!
-媽 我要 -我是你媽 - Mom, I want... I... - I'm your mother!
上帝啊 都給你吃去吧 Oh, Jesus! Take 'em both, then!
這是我的卡車 It's my truck.
這不是你的 It's not your truck.
這是規矩 It's traditional.
司機也是同夥 也有分成的 The driver gets a share, he's a partner.
兒子 別給自己臉上貼金了 Son...Don't flatter yourself.
一般都會按行駛距離給錢的 Usually there's some kind of dollar amount per mile.
閉嘴 找找這兩個孩子 Shut up and look for these two.
你要綁架他的孩子 You're kidnapping his kids?!
你瘋了吧 Are you insane?!
那是重罪 重罪啊 That's federal, that's a federal...
你他媽小點聲 Keep your damn voice down.
等一下 Hold on.
他到底欠你多少錢 How much money are we talking about?
你沒事吧 You okay?
你看起來臉色不太好 You look kind of white.
可能是剛才站起來的太快了 I think I... just stood up too fast.
媽媽 Mom?
你他媽讓我喘口氣 Just give me a goddamn minute.
你要水嗎 或是別的什麼 You want some water or something?
-我去給你找點水喝 -不用 -I'm gonna... I'm gonna go get you some water. - No. No.
操 去給我買點這個 Shit! Go get this refilled.
我先坐這裡偵察一下 I'm gonna sit here and do some recon.
幹嘛 Uh... What?
我把最後一點錢借給希拉了 I...I loaned Sheila the last of the cash.
我這一輩子都在等一個電話 All my life, I waited for that phone call.
"佩吉 當年醫院弄錯了 他不是你的兒子" Peggy, he's not your son. There's been a mix-up at the hospital.
可一直沒等到 It never came.
好啦 我看看 All right, let's see.
乳房癒合得很好 Oh, yeah, this is healing really nicely.
非常好 Very nicely.
我有兩句話跟醫生說 它們看起來挺真 I just need a sec with the doc. Those look very real.
天啊 真對不起 Jesus. So sorry.
天啊 法蘭克 Jesus, Frank.
我真榮幸你還記得我的名字 因為... I'm flattered you remembered my name, 'cause
我都不記得你的大名了 I didn't remember yours. So...
不多說了 我是來拿錢的 time's up. I'm here for the money.
她給我的截止日期是明天 She gave me until tomorrow.
你應該不會想等到那會兒吧 Well, I don't think you want to wait till then,
她正準備綁架你的孩子呢 'cause she's about to kidnap your kids.
加油狼獾隊[拉拉隊口號] Go Wolverines!
嘿嘿嘿 別那樣看著我 Hey, hey, hey, don't you give me that look.
從小被她養大 Try growing up with her,
每天放學回家都要面對她 coming home to that every day after school.
你覺得我在開玩笑嗎 You think I'm joking?
她讓我出來是買麻醉劑和膠帶的 She sent me out for chloroform and duct tape.
說真的 醫生 Seriously, Doc,
我覺得你可能還不太了解你的對手 I don't think you know who you're dealing with here.
不 我很了解她 No. I know exactly who I'm dealing with.
我現在只有七萬五 75. That's all I've got.
我把錢和假護照放這裡 I've kept that and these fake passports in here
以防她為了減刑把我供出來 in case she ever ratted me out for a reduced sentence.
但這事到此為止了 But this puts an end to it.
如果她再企圖接近我或我的家人 And if she ever comes near me or my family again,
我就直接去報警 I'm going directly to the police.
你轉告你媽 她最好想清楚 You tell your mother that she better think long and hard,
我們都知道對方些什麼 what we know about each other.
明白嗎 Okay?
如果你不想去 就別去了 You don't have to go someplace you don't want to.
我沒有選擇的權利 I don't have a choice.
我是被政府監護的 I'm a ward of the state.
他們送你回去之後會怎樣 Well, what happens if they send you back?
她們會再給我找個丈夫 They'll find me a husband.
-克萊德有一個弟弟 -弟弟 - Clyde has a brother. - A brother?
他多大 How old is he?
卡萊布要年輕多了 Caleb's much younger.
65左右吧 65 maybe?
他人很好 He's very nice.
他們是我的家人 馬利克 They're my family, Malik.
你已經不是個小孩子了 You're not a little kid anymore.
你都14歲了 You're 14.
你應該自己決定 怎樣對你和喬納最好 You have to decide what's best for you and Jonah.
你去哪買藥了 費城嗎 Where'd you go, Philadelphia?
我一直盯著那個姐姐呢 I spotted the older girl.
保姆開著輛小破車把她送來的 Nanny dropped her off in a stupid fucking Smart Car.
易如反掌 Piece of cake.
媽媽 我回去跟皮茨談過了 Mama, I went back and talked to Pitts.
-你幹嘛了 -我在試圖幫你 - You what? - I'm trying to help!
再被逮到 你就要老死在監獄了 If you got caught, you'd die in prison.
來 拿著 這是五萬塊 Here. $50,000. Take it.
如果你覺得應該的話 And if you think it's right,
你可以分給我一點 you can give me a cut,
當然前提是你覺得應該 but only if you think it's right.
你真棒 法蘭克 You're amazing, Frank.
我本來可以得到20萬的 I was gonna get 200,
你竟然能讓他只給5萬 and you were able to talk him down to 50.
做得真好 真是我的"好兒子" Well done, fruit of my loins.
他結婚了 Married?
是啊 跟個巴西少女 Yeah, to some teenager from Brazil.
-她漂亮嗎 -很漂亮 - She cute? - Very.
誰漂亮 Who's cute?
全家桶的雞肉 Chicken in the bucket.
史蒂夫回來了 還跟個南美少女結婚了 Steve's back, married to some South American teenager.
-真的嗎 -那亞當什麼反應 - Really? - So, what did Adam do?
把我扔下 自己走了 Took off, left me there.
也不能怪他 Can't blame him.
艾瑟爾怎麼樣了 How's Ethel doing?
被嚇著了吧 可憐的孩子 She's in shock, I think. Poor thing.
丈夫在監獄裡被人殺了 Husband murdered in prison.
誰被殺了 Ooh. Who got murdered?
-艾瑟爾的丈夫 克萊德 -酷 - Ethel's husband, Clyde. - Cool.
小凱覺得 既然她丈夫已經死了 Kev thinks the State might send her back to that cult,
政府可能會把她送回邪教組織中 now that her sclerotic husband is dead.
奶奶還住這嗎 Grammy still here?
不 跟法蘭克走了 Uh-uh. Left with Frank.
芝加哥的某個牧師估計正被打劫呢 Somewhere in Chicago, a priest is being mugged.
利普 來吃雞肉 Lip, there's chicken.
還在鬧矛盾? Still?
他們怎麼了 What's that all about?
因為凱倫的事吧 Karen, I think.
這個夏天真夠漫長的 Will this summer ever end?
只拿回5萬塊對吧 50 grand, huh?
只花了一天 還不錯吧 Not bad for a day's work.
天啊 媽 Jesus! Mommy!
把剩下的都給我 Give me the rest of it.
閉上你的嘴 小屁孩 Oh, stop your squealing, you little baby.
我根本沒刺到肉 把剩下的都給我 I barely broke the skin. Give me the rest of the money.
我的神啊 拿去 Oh, Jesus! Take it!
搞什麼 只有十塊 What is this, another ten?
就這點嗎 Is this all?
噢 我操 Oh, fuck!
我也該分一杯羹啊 I deserve something!
-那是道上規矩 -沒了嗎 - It's tradition! - Is this all of it?
沒了 真的 Yes. Yes!
凱文的車都血流成河了 操 I'm bleeding all over Kevin's truck! Shit!
噢 我操 Oh, damn it to hell.
血管都要讓你氣爆了 You got me going again.
把降壓藥給我 Give me my prescription.
別再捅我了 行嗎 Oh, don't stab me again, okay?!
別直呼其名 聽著 只要... Don't call her by name, and listen, just...
你知道怎麼做的 You know what to do.
你隨時待命就好 我會給你使眼色的 I'll give you your cues, you just be sort of authoritative.
他穿得真是人模狗樣的 He's doing, like, an urban version of a tuxedo.
帥呆了 喬迪 Nice, Jody!
對嗎 威廉 那傢伙叫什麼來著 Right? William, what was the name of that guy?
他剛說這麼多錢能徹底顛覆你的生活 He was saying how this much money can shock your system.
到底叫什麼來著 Who was that guy?
那傢伙得了100多萬遺產 毀了他的生活 Guy inherited a little over a million, destroyed his life.
家人們覬覦他的財富 Family... vultures.
妻離子散 身體崩潰 Lost his wife, his health.
最後錢都捐給了孤兒院 Ended up giving the money to an orphanage.
現在 威廉說 Now, William was saying
我和你一起辦個信託 you and I together could form a trust.
真是個好主意 法蘭克 I think that's a very good idea, Frank.
我們只需把錢捐給一家孤兒院 We should just give our money to an orphanage.
不 親愛的 你搞錯了 No, babe, you misunderstood me.
-不是說把錢... -好的 - That's not saying giving it to... - Okay,
行吧 我搞錯了 okay, I'm sorry.
只是今天家裡...有很多人 There's just a lot of, um, people here,
我好像...我剛把什麼東西落在樓上了 so maybe I... I think I just left something upstairs.
我... I...
好的 Okay.
我們隨後再談 We'll talk about this later.
威廉會在下面等你的 William will be here.
做得好 比利 隨時行動 Nice work, Billy, jump in any time.
告訴你 婊子是不可能安心做人妻的 I'm telling you, you can't turn a whore into a housewife.
她真是美艷動人啊 Wow, she's gorgeous.
小黛 Debs.
聽說你回來了 吉米 Heard you were back in town, Jimmy.
你真漂亮 You look great.
哪裡搞得這身衣服呢 Where'd you get that dress?
噢 你們結婚了 Oh, and married.
在學校...一切都順利吧 H-How's, uh, how's school?
現在是暑假 It's summer.
對 沒錯 沒錯 Right, right, right.
她跟你結束了 She's over you.
真的嗎 你確定嗎 Really, you sure about that?
嗯 千真萬確 Mm-hmm, absolutely.
你真跟他在廁所裡做了嗎 You really did him in the bathroom?
不 怎麼可能 No, I didn't.
-"謝謝"你了 維 -你說他們在廁所裡做了 - Oh, thanks, V. - You said she did him in the bathroom.
-我說差點做了 -你非得揭我老底嗎 - I said she almost did. - Why'd you have to tell him anything?
她是我老婆 當然得告訴我啊 She's my wife; she has to tell me.
靠 老娘沒義務告知你任何事 Hey, I don't have to tell you shit.
-你還好吧 -很好 - Hey, you okay? - Yes.
樓下簡直人山人海 Certainly are a lot of people down there.
媽媽 你表現得很棒 You're doing great, Mom.
當然 Yeah.
當然 親愛的 我懂的 Yeah, sweetie, I know.
治療期間你不能喝酒 Now, you can't drink on your medication.
我知道 其實 I know. You know what?
我只想端杯酒 和大家保持和諧一致 I just wanted to hold this to make other people feel comfortable
-我不想他們都覺得... -好吧 - 'cause I don't want them to think... - Right.
-真開心 -所以親愛的你去玩兒吧 - So happy. - So you go, sweetie, go on.
-好吧 -一切都好 - Okay. - Everything's fine.
你看起來可美了 You look beautiful.
-謝謝媽媽 -我愛你 - Thank you. - I love you.
我也愛你 I love you.
狀態迅速恢復 Once more into the breech.
怎麼 做法蘭克的兒子受虐還不夠嗎 What, you don't get enough abuse just being Frank's son?
什麼啊 我只是想祝福祝福 What? I wanted to congratulate
那對甜蜜的小夫妻 the, uh, happy couple.
天啊 你渾身酒氣 Jesus, you smell like a brewery.
其實是醒酒液 It's hair of the dog.
快回家吧 利普 求你了 Go home, Lip, please.
傑米森...要不了多長時間 Uh, whoa, Jameson... that's not gonna last long.
正因此 我比較傾向於選擇避險基金 That's, that's why I'm leaning towards hedge funds.
你賭它會上漲 You're betting it'll go up
你也去賭它們會下降 and you're betting that they'll go down.
就像芝加哥小熊隊贏了世界棒球賽 It's like if the Cubs won the World Series
和地球末日是同一天 and the world ended all in one day.
奶奶 給我來一杯 Fill her up, grammy?
你21了嗎 You 21?
還差4年 In four years.
或是黃金 黃金 Or gold, or gold.
永不跌價 It never goes down.
搞屁 What?
她在這裡幹嘛 What is she doing here?
這裡有免費的大餐和酒水 Oh, there's free food and booze.
我老娘怎麼會錯過這個機會 Mom won't miss that.
我不管 我不想她在我家 把她趕出去 I don't care, I don't want her in my house. Get her out of here.
-我做不到 -為什麼 - I can't do that. - Why?
因為她會捅死我 將我生吞活剝 Because she would slaughter me and feast on my flesh.
什麼 What?
你在這幹嘛 What are you doing here?
送榨汁機過來 Brought a Cuisinart.
沒錯 不 當然 是的 Yeah, no, of course, yeah.
嘿 關於之前在廁所那事... Hi. Hey, listen, about the bathroom...
廁所裡什麼也沒發生啊 Nothing happened in the bathroom.
不管在廁所有沒有發生什麼事 對不起 Well, whatever didn't happen in the bathroom, I'm sorry.
史蒂夫 廁所裡沒發生就是沒發生 What didn't happen in the bathroom, Steve, did not happen.
大家 安靜一下 Quiet, please.
安靜一下 Quiet, everyone.
很抱歉我今天沒能 I'm sorry that I didn't make it
一直待在樓下 all the way down the stairs today,
但要一步步來 but baby steps.
沒錯 媽媽 That's right, Mom.
噢 我的小凱倫 小寶貝 Oh, my Karen, my baby,
已經長大 我多麼希望你父親今天也能在場 all grown up. I so wish your father could have been here today.
多麼希望他能看看你 I wish he could have seen you,
我們的小寶貝 已長大成人 our sweet girl, all grown up,
我相信他會為自己的小外孫驕傲 and I know he would be so proud of his grandbaby,
不管孩子的父親是誰 但肯定不是法蘭克 no matter who the father was... except Frank.
他恨法蘭克 He hated Frank.
但肯定不是法蘭克 因為他根本沒插進去 But it couldn't be Frank because there wasn't any penetration.
埃迪不喜歡被我爆菊 Eddie didn't like being penetrated.
他陰莖一側有個神奇的腫塊 He had a funny bump on the side of his penis
我們曾認為那是癌症 但最終證明 that we thought was cancer, but it turned out
只是我對他太粗暴了 I was just being too rough on him.
凱倫的人生經歷了很多荊棘和坎坷 So there's been some obstacles and some pitfalls,
但她結識了一些非常好 but she's made some wonderful,
非常好的朋友 比如說利普 wonderful friends along the way, like Lip...
以及加拉格一家所有人 ...and all the Gallaghers--
以前我只知道 people I just used to only know
他們家經常被警察光顧 as the ones in that house where the cops always came.
我的神啊 那婊子沒完沒了嗎 Jesus, is that bitch ever going to shut up?
法蘭克的媽媽 And Frank's mother.
你能來參加婚禮我們感到很榮幸 儘管 We're just so honored that you're here, even though
我們都沒有邀請你 you weren't even invited
也沒有感到真正意義上的榮幸 因為 and not really honored because
你是個被判了刑的重犯 you're a convicted felon.
不過你被放出來了 不是嗎 But you're out now, aren't you?
我很納悶他們怎麼會放你出來 Why, why did they let you out?
因為你是個聒噪刻薄又惡毒的婊子 'cause you're a loud, mean, vicious bitch.
媽媽 我們來拆禮物吧 Okay, Mom, let's open presents.
你就行行好 閉上你的臭嘴吧 Why don't you do yourself and everyone else a favor and shut up?
我冒犯到你了嗎 你現在在我家 且是私闖進來的 Have I offended you in my home where you're an interloper?
沒人想聽你嘮叨個沒完 死嚼舌婦 No one wants to hear it, you fucking windbag.
好了 媽媽 我們上樓去吧 Okay, mom, let's go upstairs.
她說我是瓦克街上的妓女 She called me a Wacker Drive whore.
法蘭克 Frank.
讓她們自己解決吧 Oh, let 'em work it out.
我真不明白法蘭克那種小天使 And I don't know how an angel like that man
怎麼會是你惡毒的子宮孕育出來的 could have come out of your poisoned womb.
閉上你的臭嘴 瘋婆子 Shut up, you batty bitch.
我實話告訴你 你內心陰暗 子宮惡毒 You know what? You've got a demon mind and a devil's womb
心如蛇蠍 老逼惡臭如硫磺 and heart, and your coochie smells of brimstone and sulfur!
我打爛你的嘴 I will fuck you up!
-靠 -我擦 - Shit. - Oh, shit!
來啊 開槍啊 Do it, do it!
老天啊 Oh, my God.
有個女人手裡拿著槍 There's a woman with a gun.
在派對上亂射一氣 She's at a party, she's shooting people.
太棒了 Yes, yes!
擦 托尼 Shit, Tony.
我來搞定 I got it.
警察 Police.
我是馬科維奇警官 由我來處理吧 Whoa, officer Markovich on the scene.
不好意思讓你們白跑一趟了 Sorry about that, guys.
不不不不 No, no, no, no.
別走 別走 No, no, no,
別走 別走 no, no, no, no,
別走啊 別走 等等 no, no, no, no, wait, wait!
等等 回來 Wait, wait!
你還好吧 You okay?
你覺得我的婚禮怎麼樣 How do you like my party so far?
我挺喜歡的 I'm kind of digging it, you know,
挺帶勁的 it's got a certain energy.
少夫人 So, the little missus.
結婚禮物也收了 孩子也有了 Got your Cuisinart, baby on the way.
沒錯 我就是美國夢的現實版 Yep, I'm the American Dream.
是啊 You are,
美中不足的是你懷著我的種嫁了個呆瓜 except, uh, Doofus is your husband and that's my baby.
那又怎樣 你希望孩子週末跟你過嗎 So, what, do you want it on weekends?
想一起離開 住在移動房屋裡嗎 Want to run away together, get a double-wide?
不是 No.
我想你去把孩子做掉 I want you to get an abortion.
艾瑟兒 我能進來嗎 Hey, Ethel, you decent?
稍等一會 Um, uh, just a minute.
好了 進來吧 Okay, come in.
他睡著了嗎 Hey. Is he sleeping?
我是想來看看你還好吧 I just wanted to make sure you're doing all right.
我很好 謝謝 I'm fine, thank you.
聽著 我知道你很難過 Look, I know you're sad and stuff,
我只想告訴你 如果你想傾訴可以找我們 but I want you to know that you can talk to us.
好嗎 All right?
如果你需要 我們會在你身邊支持你 We're here for you if you need us.
婚禮怎麼樣 How was the party?
好極了 It was good.
沒有人受傷 No one got hit.
不過他們得換個新的煙霧報警器了 They have to replace the smoke detector.
大家都在問你去哪裡了 But everybody was asking about you, though,
還有喬納寶寶怎麼沒有來 where you were, where Baby Jonah was.
那麼 晚安吧 So... good night, then.
晚安 Good night.
凱文先生 Mr. Kevin.
怎麼了 Yeah.
謝謝你 Thank you.
謝我什麼 For what?
謝你做的一切 For everything.
不用謝 You're welcome.
怎麼了 What's up?
我們今天去買上學穿的衣服嗎 Are we going shopping for school clothes today?
日托小孩要照顧 Day care.
之後怎麼樣 After?
我答應過這事嗎 Did I commit to that?
是啊 Yep.
那好吧 Then, yes.
怎麼了 What?
你和吉米有沒有很尷尬 Was it weird seeing Jimmy?
吉米 Jimmy?
史蒂夫 Steve.
吉米 Jimmy.
吉米是誰 Who's Jimmy?
吉米住在林湖城 Jimmy lives in Lake Forrest
有個當醫生的爸和一個酗酒的媽 with his doctor father and drunk mother.
他們都以為吉米在密西根大學醫學院念書 They think he goes to medical school at the University of Michigan.
然後呢 Yeah, and...?
吉米就是史蒂夫 Jimmy is Steve.
小維 他們不見了 V, they're gone!
-誰 -艾瑟兒和喬納 - What? - Ethel and Jonah.
他們大概提前去日托所了吧 Well, maybe they went over to the day care early.
不可能 他們的東西都不見了 No, all their stuff is gone
衣服還有行李箱 都沒了 his clothes, her suitcase-- gone!
什麼 What?
怎麼一早上就悶悶不樂的呢 We a little mopey this morning?
沒 No.
你是在想 卡爾得到了一份禮物 You're thinking just because Carl got something,
或許你也該有一些 maybe you should get something?
不是 No.
不如給我倒杯咖啡 Well, maybe if you freshen up my coffee
再親奶奶一口 and give your Grammy a kiss,
說不定好運也會降臨哦 things will start looking up for you.
給我的嗎 For me?
奶奶 你太好了 謝謝 謝謝 Yeah. Oh, Grammy! Thank you! Thank you!
吉米你好啊 我是菲奧娜 Hey, Jimmy, it's Fiona.
我打過來是想說 操你媽逼 I just wanted to say, go fuck yourself!
-什麼東西 -新筆記型電腦 - What's all this? - A new laptop.
簡直棒極了 This is so awesome!
聖誕節提前了嗎 Christmas in August?
艾瑟兒和喬納不見了 Ethel and Jonah are gone.
什麼 What?
-她和你說過什麼嗎 黛比 -沒 - Did she say anything to you, Debbie? - No.
馬利克呢 他一般幾點到這裡 What about Malik? What time does he show up?
一小時後吧 In about an hour.
他們會不會只是在他爺爺家過夜沒回來什麼的 You sure they didn't just sleep at their grandparents or something?
艾瑟兒把行李都帶走了 Ethel packed everything.
-還有寶寶用品 -沒事的 - Baby's stuff, too. - Okay.
她才14歲還帶著個嬰兒 她能跑多遠 She's 14 years old with an infant. How far can she get?
何況她身無分文 She doesn't have any money.
肯定是那幫假信徒的老巫女們帶走了他們 It was those evil Jesus witches! They took them.
-我就知道 -我沒得給社工打電話 - I know it! - We should call the social worker,
看看她能不能找警察幫忙找找 see if she can get the cops looking.
一旦她出現了 就立即給我們打電話 If she shows up, call us right away.
真好 我今天又是一個人做事了 Perfect. I'm solo today,
滿滿一屋子全是需要照顧的小屁孩兒 and we've got a full house for day care.
寶貝兒 我會幫你的 I'll help you, honey.
我們能聊聊這些禮物是怎麼回事嗎 Can we talk about these gifts?
你以為我在花錢討好他們嗎 You think I'm trying to buy their affection?
起碼要討好他們很容易啊 Well, it's certainly for sale.
我剛從以前的生意伙伴那裡要了些錢 I just had some money from an old business arrangement,
我覺得應該有錢大家花啊 and I thought I'd spread it around a bit.
我在監獄的時候 你從來都沒看過我 You didn't come to see me when I was in prison.
你進去的時候我才11歲啊 I was 11 when you went in.
我 對你沒什麼印象啊 I... hardly knew you.
看來是我的錯了 Well, that's my fault, I guess.
給你500塊 500 bucks.
從我目前觀察到的情況來看 Figure, from what I've seen around here so far,
你更需要的是錢 而不是狗屁的電子產品 you need it more than some digital shit
尚未取出包裝盒 就已經過時了 that's gonna be obsolete before you can get it out of the box.
菲奧娜 我不是在賄賂你 It's not a bribe, Fiona.
我也想享受一下天倫之樂啊 I've got some serious Grammy time
也想好好彌補我們的祖孫之情 to make up for around here.
天啊 Oh, my.
怎麼了 What?
是埃迪的壽險公司寄來的 It's from Eddie's life insurance company.
支票來了嗎 The check came?
天啊 Oh, my.
別再說天啊天啊的 到底怎麼說的 Stop saying, "Oh, my." What does it say?
他把錢留給了凱倫 He left the money to Karen.
他更改了受益人 He changed the beneficiary.
不會吧 操 操 No! Shit! Shit!
真是該死啊 Shit, shit, shit!
凱倫肯定管理不好那些錢 小希希 Shit. Karen can't handle that kind of money, Sheils.
她太年輕 太任性 太 太淫亂了 She's too young, too headstrong, too... too promiscuous!
-怎麼了 -那是件好事啊 法蘭克 - What's up? - It's a good thing, Frank.
還記得你之前說什麼孤兒院的事嗎 Remember what you were saying about the orphanage?
埃迪是想保護我啊 Eddie was trying to protect me.
保護你 別扯淡了 Oh, protect you, my ass!
他這麼做就是想搞死我 Oh! He did this to fuck me!
75000塊嗎 $75,000?
我們要把錢爭取過來 小希希 We can fight this, Sheils.
-我們得找律師 -不 法蘭克 - We'll get lawyers. - No, Frank.
這樣很好啊 This is good.
埃迪生前不懂得如何表達他對凱倫的愛 Eddie had a hard time showing his affection to Karen.
這是他的方式 這是好事啊 This is his way. This is good.
我很高興 I'm happy.
恭喜你了 好小子 Well, congratulations, my boy.
你中大獎了啊 你一下子就掉到了 You hit the jackpot. You have fallen into
幸運四葉草得分區啊 a fucking field of four leaf clovers,
一次就中彩 first time up at bat.
-法蘭克 -我賣命勞苦 - Frank... - I have put in the sweat.
我花費大量的時間 我苦心經營數月 I've put in the time, I've put in months of work,
我甚至不惜奉獻我的"後門" I have literally taken it up the ass,
而你卻大搖大擺坐擁一切 and you fucking waltz in here.
-法蘭克 -怎麼了 - Frank. - What?
我覺得你該離開這裡 I think you should go.
不 小希希 我只是 No. Sheils. I-I was just...
我的意思不是... I didn't mean...
現在嗎 Now?
我真不敢相信她竟沒打個電話通知一聲 I just can't believe she hasn't called us
甚至沒留個字條什麼的 她應該知道 or even left us a note. She's got to know
我們坐在這裡都快擔心死了 we're sitting over here sick with worry.
好好 不 我還在 Yeah, yeah, no, here. I'm still here.
青少年們 大腦被荷爾蒙控制著 Teenagers-- their hormone-soaked brains
也難怪只考慮自己 不會考慮別人 aren't wired to think about anyone other than themselves.
好吧 謝謝你 Right, okay. Thank you very much.
社工會提交一份失蹤人口報告 Okay, social worker's gonna file a missing persons report
讓治安官去那個邪教農場 and call the sheriff to go out to that cult ranch
看看她們是否在那裡 to see if they're over there.
她覺得我們應該開車在附近找找看 She thinks we should drive around the neighborhood.
艾瑟兒或許還沒走遠 Ethel may not have gotten far.
社工說此類事件時有發生 Happens to a lot of kids, she says.
但我想不通艾瑟兒怎麼會如此自私呢 But I just cannot believe how selfish Ethel is being.
你說她會不會出事啊 You think something horrible might have happened to her?
遇到拐賣兒童的或其他什麼的 A child kidnapper or something?
"我希望你們能理解我為什麼一定要離開 "I hope you understand why I had to leave.
我堅信主會賜福於你們的 "I know that God will watch over you both.
在不久的將來我們定會重逢 艾瑟兒" I know we will see each other again some day. Ethel."
我去拿車鑰匙 I'm getting the truck keys.
我們從公園開始找 We'll start over by the park
然後再去學校看看 and then work our way around back to the school.
那他媽是什麼東西 What the hell is that?
天啊 Oh, boy.
什麼 What?
還記得你之前讓我處理掉的那些個大麻嗎 Uh... Remember that pot you wanted me to get rid of?
怎麼了 Yeah?
其實我沒有像我說的那樣全部處理掉 What if maybe I didn't get rid of as much of it as I said I did?
你埋了起來嗎 You buried it?
我是說 Well, I mean...
你自己留了多少 How much didn't you get rid of?
但她要怎麼賣呢 But how would she sell it?
沒人會從白人女孩手上買大麻 Nobody's gonna buy pot off of a white girl
何況她穿得那麼純樸 in a Little House on the Prairie dress.
找這個嗎 Looking for this?
我覺得金吉不會介意我打開她的支票 你說呢 I don't think Ginger will mind that I opened her check, do you?
因為她已經死了 並且還埋在了院子裡 Seeing as how she's dead and buried out in the yard,
卡爾是這麼說的 according to Carl.
你看起來跟屎一樣 You look like shit.
給我倒點咖啡 我有正事和你聊聊 Get some coffee, 'cause we have business to discuss.
騙取金吉的社保支票 Scamming Ginger's Social Security checks.
真聰明 Clever boy.
但好日子結束了 But it's over.
現在我才是新金吉 Meet the new Ginger.
我會在這裡住一段時間 抓緊適應適應吧 I'm gonna be here a while, so get used to it.
我讓你站著 你就別給我坐著 I say, "Jump," You say, "How high?"
吃了我算了 吃了我算了 Eat me! I say, "Eat me!"
我受夠被你欺壓虐待了 你明白嗎 I'm done taking your shit! You got it?
我都這麼大了 I am a grown man.
這是我的家 不是你的 This is my family, not yours!
你當母親太不合格了 You're a piss-poor excuse for a mother!
我真希望你就死在監獄裡 I was hoping you would die in prison!
你讓我的生活悽慘似地獄 You've made my life a living hell, and I...
你現在就給我滾出去 立刻 I want you out of here! Now!
真好啊 Good for you.
發洩出來真的很不錯 It's great to get that stuff out.
感覺好點嗎 Feel better?
我現在是這麼想的 Now, this is what I was thinking.
我想搬到你那屋 我喜歡那採光條件 I'm moving into your room, I like the light.
我還想在上面裝一個平板電視 And I'm gonna need a flat screen up there.
別擔心 我給你錢啊 Don't worry. I'll give you the money.
你能聽我句實話嗎 Can I be honest with you?
你現在活得如此窩囊下賤並非是因為我 I am not the reason that your life is a piece of crap.
你生出來就是個敗類 You came out of me a loser.
現在衝到商店去 我給你列個購物單 行吧 Now run to the store. I'll make a list, okay?
把我的包拿過來 Give me my purse.
史蒂夫
很難受 對吧 It's tough, huh?
我父母也爛透了 My parents suck, too.
爸 Dad?
快醒醒 Wake up.
-怎麼了 -你尿床了 - What? - You wet the bed.
找個乾爽地方繼續睡 Find a dry spot.