繁转简：不是罗斯 合并双语：不是罗斯
网飞原创剧集
我永远都不回加州了 永远不回去 I'm never going back to Cali, like ever.
幸好我们拍到电影要用的画面了 I'm just glad we got what we needed for the movie.
我就是不明白 I don't understand it.
为什么有人可以上一秒好像喜欢你 How can someone seem to like you one second
下一秒就叫你用袜子打手枪？ and then tell you to beat off into a sock the next?
什么？这是谜语吗？ What, is that a riddle?
人生最残酷的谜语 Life's cruelest riddle.
嘿 Hey...
你还好吗 兄弟？ You okay, buddy?
我不知道 I-I don't know.
你呢？ You?
我该回家了 I-I should probably get home.
撑着点 兄弟 Hang in there, pal.
再见 See ya.
我回来了 I'm home!
我正要跳到最精彩的部分 I was getting to the good part.
诸事不顺 第一季 第九集
搞什么 What the hell...?
-儿子 给我们一点时间 -交给我 -Son, give us a minute. -I got this, Sherry.
在你开口以前 我想让你知道我跟你妈 Before you say anything, I want you to know that your mom and I...
滚出我家 Get out of my house.
路克 出去一下 给我们一点时间 拜托 Luke, go out into the hall and give us a second.
-没关系 我们聊聊吧 -肯 -No, i-it's okay. Let's have a chat. -Ken.
-这个很好的机会 -我叫你滚出我家 -It's a good opportunity... -I said, get the hell out of my house!
-天啊 -好吧 -Whoa! -Okay.
我听到你说的话了 Oh. Message received.
现在听我说 Now, just listen to me.
我知道这很尴尬 而且有点丢脸 I-I know this is awkward and just a little embarrassing,
但你要知道我很在乎你妈妈 but you should know that I care about your mom very much.
我不在乎 I don't care!
-滚出我家 -路克 -Get out of my house! -Luke.
听好 你不能这样跟大人说话 Hey! You don't speak to an adult that way.
大人在说话的时候 你要听他们说完 好吗 孩子？ When an adult is speaking, you listen until they're done. Got that, son?
-别叫我孩子 你这王八 -别说了 -Don't call me son, you mother... -Hey, stop it!
请离开吧 肯 Please leave, Ken.
我们需要谈谈 我们三人 还有凯特 Sherry, w-we need to talk about this. The three of us, Kate too.
路克跟我会谈这件事 Luke and I will talk about this.
拜托了 Please.
先走吧 Leave.
我很抱歉被你撞见了 I'm... sorry you walked in on that.
-你比我预期的还早回家 -这样就行了吗？ -You're home earlier than I was expecting. -That makes it okay?
你对肯说话的方式非常不得体 The way you spoke to Ken was beyond inappropriate.
不得体？ Inappropriate?
妈 你跟校长一起在床上 Mom, you're in bed with the principal.
我前女友的爸爸 这样对你来说就得体了吗？ My ex-girlfriend's dad. Does that not seem inappropriate to you?
冷静点 我们好好聊一下 要像同一国的人 Calm down. Let's talk about this. Let's be a team.
我们才不是同一国的 We're not a team.
你对我说谎 You lied to me.
很抱歉没告诉你这件事 好吗？我有自己的考量 I'm sorry I didn't tell you, okay? I had my reasons.
我才不管 你是个骗子 Screw that. You're a liar.
-你现在到底在气什么？-你还有什么事没对我老实说？ -Luke, what has gotten into you? -What else have you lied to me about?
你不在家的时候 真的是在飞机上工作吗？ When you're gone, are you on an airplane?
爸是真的离家 还是你赶他走的？ Did dad bail, or did you drive him out?
你现在真像个小混蛋 You're being a little asshole.
小家伙 我很抱歉 我不是那个意思 Little man, I am sorry, I didn't mean that.
路克 Luke.
你好啊 早回家了啊？ Hey, home early?
是啊 Yeah.
你去哪了？ Where were you?
我只是 旅行怎么样？ I just... How'd it go?
很好 Good.
太棒了 亲爱的 That's great, sweetie.
一切都还好吗？ Is everything okay?
我去接 I'll get that.
你好？ Hello?
等我一下 Just one second.
凯特 我要去我房间听这通电话 Kate, I'm gonna take this in my bedroom.
-好吗？你等一下帮我挂断好吗？-好 -Okay? Will you hang up for me? -Sure.
你好 Hey.
你好 Hi.
-肯 -我可以先说吗？ -Ken. -Can I talk first?
好 如果你想的话 Yeah. If you want.
如果我越线了 我很抱歉 我不是故意要为难你的 I'm sorry if I overstepped my bounds. I-I didn't mean to undermine you.
我只是想说应该跟他解释一下 I felt like he deserved an explanation.
我知道怎么教儿子 I know how to parent my son.
我知道 所以我才很抱歉 I know... I know you do. That's why I'm sorry.
但我们不需要各自承担 But it doesn't have to all be on you or me.
我们可以 帮彼此的忙 We... We can, help be there for each other.
帮忙减轻对方的负担 Help lighten each other's load.
肯 我觉得我们 Ken, I think we...
我觉得我们不应该继续见面了 I don't think we should see each other anymore.
好吧 Okay.
你介意 跟我解释一下原因吗？ Would you mind just, explaining to me why?
这样 It's...
这样太超过了 it's just too much.
这样太超过了 而且 It's too much, and...
这真的是你想要的吗？ Is this really what you want?
我想要什么不重要 It doesn't matter what I want.
这样对路克来说 才是对的 It's what's right, for Luke.
我儿子是最重要的 My son comes first.
当然了 Of course.
我只想要你知道 I just... I want you to know...
这十年来我是第一次这么开心 that for the first time in ten years, I feel happy.
真正地开心 因为跟你在一起 Actually happy... with you.
我已经准备好要为了我的幸福而战 And I'm ready to fight for my happiness.
我是说一开始或许没那么容易 I mean, maybe it won't be easy at first, but,
但是依据我的经验 所有值得的事情都没那么容易 in my experience, nothing worthwhile ever is.
我们之间相处得那么愉快 What we have is good.
孩子们也可以一起分享我们的喜悦 The kids can be part of that.
我们值得拥有幸福 雪莉 We deserve to be happy, Sherry.
我们所有人 All of us.
我得挂电话了 I need to hang up.
不 拜托别挂电话 No. Please don't hang up.
我得走了 再见 肯 I gotta go. Goodbye, Ken.
别忘了 各位河狸 Don't forget, Beavers!
波林高中第一部电影的票券 已经开始贩售啰 Tickets for Boring High School's first movie are now available!
礼拜六的首映会将在礼堂举行 同时装修工程仍在进行 The premiere will be Saturday in the auditorium amidst renovations.
所以大家记得戴安全帽 So, bring a hard hat.
你们当然可以期待这部电影 会跟那些垃圾片一样烂 You can expect this movie to be no less than garbage,
毕竟因为我没有被选上参与演出 considering I was not cast in it.
好可惜 What a shame.
对那些被选上参与演出的人 From those who were cast in it,
我们可以向各位保证 这部片一定屌爆了 we can assure you it's gonna be da'bomb diggity.
-垃圾片 -老天 -Garbagio. -Oh my God.
为了要引起各位的兴趣 来看看幕后花絮吧 To whet your appetites, here's a look behind the scenes.
开始播放 Roll tape.
路克欧尼尔导演作品
伊曼琳主演
赛卓克
奥利佛 洁西卡
麦奎德 泰勒
以及外星人三号
公园巡守员：琳达库克
银河间的情欲
本周六在礼堂
真是有趣 That was interesting.
以上是今天的晨间报导 祝波林的各位有个美好的一天 Those are your morning announcements. Have a Boring day.
然后 And...
就到这 we're clear.
那是什么东西 史达格鲁夫？ What the hell was that, Stargrove?
你不喜欢吗？ You didn't like it?
大家听好了 Hey, listen up!
现在开始 不准碰电影的母带 From now on, no one touches the footage.
这是我的电影 好吗？ This is my movie now, okay?
你们只是帮忙的 懂吗？ You guys helped, got it?
-看来又要重新上演《腥风怒吼》了 -没错 -Looks like Candyman's back. -No kidding.
路克 Luke.
凯特 现在不是时候 我还有很多任务作 已经没时间了 Kate, not now, I got a lot of work and no time to do it.
如果这部电影没拍好 全校都会笑我的 If I don't get this movie right, the whole school will laugh at me.
虽然也不是第一次了 It wouldn't be the first time.
-你知道我们的爸妈在约会吗？-是过去式了 -Did you know our parents were dating? -Were... dating.
很高兴都结束了 真恶心 Glad that's over, it's disgusting.
你可以别烦我吗？ Can you please leave me alone?
我真不敢相信 你跟那个王九蛋交往过 I can't believe you dated that a-hole.
路克 应该要念成鲁蛇克 Luke, more like, puke.
说真的 他就是个大混蛋 Seriously. He's a capital J-E-R-K.
够了 莱丝莉 我已经听懂了 Jesus, Leslie, I get it already.
你好啊 Hey.
你是谁？你把伊曼琳怎么了？ Who are you and what have you done with Emaline?
可以聊聊吗？ Can we talk?
好 好 当然 Yeah. Yeah, of course.
抱歉在搭巴士回家的路上都不理你 I'm sorry I ignored you on the bus ride home.
这样真的很不应该 That was really shitty.
没关系 It's okay.
我想你应该 还在为奥利佛的事情不开心 I figured you were still upset about Oliver.
对啊 没错 管他去死 Yeah, right. Screw him.
没有错 Damn straight.
那天晚上在旅店 That night at the hotel...
你说过的话 the things you said,
你说你觉得我很完美 that you thought I was perfect...
你是认真的吗？ Did you mean it?
是啊 Yeah.
我很困惑 因为 你说那些话 然后我们几乎要 I'm confused, 'cause, you said that, and then we almost...
对啊 差不多接下来的两个礼拜吧 Yeah, for the next two weeks.
好 Cool.
我看到你跟路克牵手 I saw you and Luke holding hands.
我在想你们是在一起还是 I guess, I was wondering if you guys are a thing or...
如果是的话 也没关系啦 If you are, it's totally cool.
不 没有 No, we're not.
我们只是朋友 We're just friends.
我们以前是朋友 Or, we were, I...
我不知道现在算什么 I don't really know right now.
你喜欢我吗？ Do you like me?
什么意思？ What do you mean?
你知道我是什么意思 You know what I mean.
我喜欢你 I like you.
这样可以吗？ Is that okay?
可以 Yes.
你要去哪里？ Which way are you going?
-那边 -我是另一边 -That way. -I'm the other way.
-那 -放学后你想来我家吗？ -So... -Want to come to my place after school?
好啊 Sure.
在置物柜见好吗？ Meet by your locker?
好啊 Cool.
晚点见 亲爱的 See you later, sweetie.
麦奎德 McQuaid!
怎么样啊？小子？ What up, home-slice?
你好 Hello.
各位女士 这位男士是位疯狂的热情亲亲好手 Ladies, this guy is a mad passionate kisser,
我这是经验之谈 speaking from experience!
我同意 A... Agreed.
抱歉 台词是什么？我这次会说对 Sorry, what's the line? I'll get it right this time.
波洛格先生 我找到这个人类 Mr. Blorg, I found this human.
是波洛格司令 Commander Blorg.
我在一艘废弃的太空船上找到 This human was found by an abandoned...
这个人类 ship.
抱歉 好 波洛格司令 Sorry. Okay, okay. Com-Commander Blorg.
台词 怎样？ Line, what?
泰勒 我需要你的帮忙 Oh, Tyler, I need your help.
-我在写作业 -那不急 -I'm doing homework. -Okay, it can wait.
事实上 我写作业的时间是你的两倍 所以蛮急的 Actually, it takes me twice as long as you to do it. So, it can't.
我帮你写吧 听我说 拜托 Okay, I'll do it for you. Just listen to me, please.
我现在要跟你说的 是最高机密 听到没？ What I'm about to tell you should be considered classified, capisce?
是什么？ What is it?
你要说听到了 我才能告诉你 Say capisce back, then I'll tell you.
-听到了 -好 -Capisce. -Okay.
我不敢相信我会说出这些话 但我很肯定这些话无误 I cannot believe these words I'm about to say, but I believe them to be accurate.
我觉得伊曼琳雅达利亚喜欢我 I think Emaline Adaria likes me.
-不 才怪 -对 但如果她喜欢我呢？ -No, she doesn't. -Yeah, but what if she does?
就算我是错的 我宁愿感受到羞耻感以及失败的悔恨 Even if I'm wrong, I would rather feel a sense of shame and regret for failing
也不要连试都不试 than not trying at all.
泰勒 拜托 Tyler, please.
那你需要什么帮助？ What do you need help with?
我要知道怎么打扮得酷一点 I need to know how to dress cool.
"噗好意思 可以宅说一次吗？" Ex-squeeze me, of baking powder?
好啦 你蛮有型的 算是吧 Okay, you have style... kind of.
但我不是 I do not.
而且我真的没人可以问了 That, and I literally have no one else to ask.
好吧 Okay.
太好了 谢谢你 Oh, great. Great, thank you.
那我们在首映会前先去购物 太好了 Okay, we'll go shopping before the premiere. Cool.
那你今晚要干嘛？我录了《神秘科学戏院3000》 Hey, what are you doing tonight? I taped Mystery Sci...
抱歉 没时间玩小朋友的玩意 我打算要想一下该说什么 Sorry, no time for kid stuff. I have to plan what I'm gonna say!
抱歉 Sorry.
真糟糕 That was cruddy.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
为什么我所有朋友都见色忘友？ How come I'm losing all my friends to girls?
-只有我这样想吗？-不 绝对不是 -Is it me? -No, definitely not.
你不应该责怪自己 You shouldn't blame yourself.
说实话 你也没什么机会 Truth be told, you never stood a chance.
女性物种实在太强大了 还非常神秘 The female species is extremely powerful and highly mysterious.
有时候我们会安静地待在你身边 Sometimes, we quietly saddle up, right next to you,
但在你意识到以前 你已经成为囊中物 and before you even know it, you're ours.
就像蜘蛛一样 Like a spider.
对啊 Yeah.
我朋友们都被蜘蛛吃掉了 My friends have been eaten by spiders.
真讨厌 This sucks the big one.
是啊 我知道你的感受 Yeah, I know how you feel.
我基本上可说是没有朋友 I pretty much don't have any friends.
所以 So...
再见了 莱丝莉 See ya, Leslie.
爸？ Dad?
你在干嘛？ What are you doing?
我只是在喝水而已 I-I was just getting a drink of water.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
还好 Yeah.
我跟在约会的那位女士 发展得不太顺利 Things didn't work out with that... that lady I was seeing.
但你也知道 没什么啦 But, you know, it's no big deal.
你想聊聊吗？ Wanna talk about it?
不 你知道吗？今天把我当校长就好了 No, you know, maybe just treat me like the principal today.
嘿 Hey.
我刚看到你爸爸 I just saw your dad.
准备好了吗？ You ready?
我今天没办法跟你约了 I can't hang out today.
为什么？ Why not?
有件事情我得去做 不是因为你 There's something I have to do, it's not you.
-我保证 我真的 -凯特 没关系 我明白 -I promise, I, I really... -Kate, it's okay, I get it.
改天再约吧？ Rain check?
好 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thanks.
波洛格司令 Commander Blorg...
台词 Line.
波洛格司令 Com-Commander B-Blorg!
台词 Line.
这间房间禁止进入 The room is off-limits!
波洛格司令 赛卓克被 Commander Blorg, Cedric was bound...
你想怎样？ What do you want?
跟我来 我有东西要给你看 Come. I have something to show you.
办不到 泰勒的镜头 没有一句台词是说对的 Absolutely not, I don't have one good take of Tyler saying his line right.
外星人看来 跟《芝麻街》的角色没两样 The aliens look like Sesame Street,
还有什么小行星带的剧情 一点都不合理 and this asteroid belt thing, it doesn't make any sense.
这间房间禁止进入 凯特 The room is off-limits, Kate.
我 搞屁啊？ I... What the hell!
路克 Luke...
我说跟我来 I said, come with me.
我们要停在这里？ We're stopping here?
凯特 你把我拉来就为了这个？ Kate, this is what you pulled me away for?
真是不敢相信 Unbelievable.
那 So...
关于我妈 我有的最棒回忆 the best memory I have of my mom...
就是那天她带我去集市 was this one day she took me to the county fair.
她那天早上来学校接我 She checked me out of school that morning,
告诉学校的人我们有个家庭约定 and told them we had a family commitment,
我们就离开了 and we just went.
只有我们两个人 Just the two of us.
我记得我们在儿童动物园喂羊 I remember feeding the goats in the petting zoo
它们舔我妈妈的手掌心时 她还大笑了 and the way my mom laughed when they licked at her palms.
我那时在欢乐屋里走丢了 就开始哭 At one point, I got lost in the fun house and I started crying,
所以后来她买了气球给我 so she bought me balloons.
然后 我们在摩天轮的最高点 And then, we were at the highest point of the Ferris wheel.
她叫我放手让气球飞走 And she told me to let them go.
我就那样做了 So I did.
她对我说 She said to me,
"凯特 别因为你看不见气球 "Kate, just because you can't see them,
就以为气球不在了" doesn't mean they aren't still there."
她抱着我 She just held me.
那天晚上我们到家后 她煮了意大利面给我们吃 That night we got home and she cooked us spaghetti.
我那时候很吃惊 因为她很久没煮饭了 But, it was surprising, because she hadn't cooked in months.
她问我们想不想吃冰淇淋 And then she asked us if we wanted ice cream.
她拿了钥匙 出门去买 She got the keys and left to go get some.
她开车出去后 And she drove out here...
来到这座桥 to this bridge.
她把车停在路中间 And she stopped her car in the middle of the road.
接着她爬过栏杆 And she climbed over the railing...
然后跳了下去 and she let go.
在讣文中 我爸只说她的死因是因为生病 In the obituary, my dad just said her death was... related to illness.
所以你知道 So, you see...
我没有福气 I don't have the luxury...
能因为那些微不足道的鸟事 就生妈妈的气 of getting mad at my mom over petty bullshit.
我只有爸爸 I just have a dad.
我不知道你做了什么 And I don't know what you did...
才毁了他跟你妈妈一起找到的幸福 to screw up the happiness he found with your mom.
我好生你的气 路克 I'm so mad at you, Luke.
不是只有你心里难受 You are not the only one having a hard time.
字幕翻译：简宥箴