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你在幹什麼呢？ What are you doing?
NHL（美國冰球聯盟）的Stanley杯，職業體育中歷史最悠久的獎盃 Stanley cup. Oldest trophy in professional sports.
Denny，別告訴我你把它給偷來了 Denny, please do not tell me that you've stolen the Stanley cup.
噢，別開玩笑了，我認識人 Oh, don't be ridiculous. I know people.
他們把這個給我一天 I got it for the day.
那你現在在幹什麼呢？ And what are you doing?
我要把我的名字刻上去 I'm gonna put my name on it.
每名球員、教練、經理 Every player, coach, G. M.,
曾經贏得過獎盃的所有人的名字都刻在上面 anybody who's won the cup has their name on it.
- 但是你沒有獲得過獎盃啊 - 我做出過貢獻 - But you've never won it. - I contributed.
看這個 Watch this.
1970年的波士頓棕熊隊 1970 Boston Bruins.
Bobby Orr攻入制勝球 Bobby Orr scores the winning goal!
轉到... Cut to...
這就是他, 正在找在看台的父親 That's him, looking for his dad in the stands,
但是他要找的不是他的父親，真的不是 but he's not looking for his dad, not really.
他正在找你？ He was looking for you?
那天我把我的幸運護身借給他了 I loaned him my lucky jockstrap that day.
我希望你先把這給清除掉 I hope you washed it first.
我的名字屬於這座獎盃 My name belongs on this cup.
Denny, 我認為這不是個好主意 Denny, I don't think this is a good idea.
他們永遠不會注意到的，這上邊已經刻了那麼多了 They'll never notice. It's got so many dings on it already.
我說我在桌子上不小心碰倒了 I'll say I dropped it on my desk.
你不小心碰倒它然後正好烙上你的名字？ You dropped it and left a ding in the form of your name?
這可是聖盃啊 It's the Holy Grail, man.
Denny Crane的名字屬於聖盃 Denny Crane's name belongs on it.
好吧，等一會再刻吧，我們必須去參加婚禮了 Well, engrave it later. We need to get to the wedding.
站在Brad旁邊的軍官是誰? Who are the jarheads standing with Brad?
這是他的伴郎，他們都是預備役軍人 Those are his groomsmen. They're all reservists together.
這遲早派得上用場. Denise看起來想要逃跑 Could come in handy. Denise looks like a runner.
- 你好 - 你好 - Hello. - Hello.
Shore先生, 我叫Nick McClinton. 我的朋友們稱呼我為神父 Mr Shore, Nick McClinton. My friends call me Father.
我聽說過很多關於你的事情 I've heard a lot about you.
是的，我總是被一些修女包圍 Yes, I've been around with some of the nuns.
我也是 So have I.
嗯，聽我說，我有一些法律問題想和你討論 Uh, listen, there's a legal matter I'd like to discuss with you.
我下周可以打電話到你辦公室嗎？ May I phone your office next week?
和某個修女有些麻煩？ Little trouble with one of the sisters?
我們該入座了 We should take our seats.
- 你好 - 你好 - Well, hello there. - Hello.
我是...嗯...我叫Nick McClinton. I'm, uh... I'm Nick McClinton.
- 你一個人麼？ - 不是，我們團隊一起過來的 - You here alone? - No, I'm with the group.
我是那個被指定喝酒的 I'm the designated drinker.
太好了 Well, excellent.
這個牧師是頭獵犬，我喜歡 That priest is a hound dog. I like him.
神父，我覺得你要開始主持儀式了 Father, I think you need to perform a ceremony.
噢，是的，會場見 Oh, indeed. See you at the reception.
牧師愛上我了 Clergy love me.
我喜歡懷孕的新娘，每個人都會說閒話 I love it when the bride's knocked up. Everybody gossips.
神父，他們來了！他們來了！ Father, they're coming! They're coming!
Shore先生, 這就是我想要和你討論的問題 Mr Shore, that matter I wanted to discuss,
現在就發生了 it's, it's happening now! Please, please.
請跟我來 Come with me, please.
這邊 Please, in here.
FBI! 每個人都站著原地不動 FBI! Everyone, stay where you are!
- 牧師在哪兒? - 慢著 - Where's the priest? - Slow down.
你們這些年輕人說的話是對上帝的不敬 All you've got is the word of a few young boys against a man of God!
怎麼回事？ What's going on?
我們有證據 McClinton神父在教堂收容非法的外國人 We have evidence that Father McClinton is harboring illegal aliens on the premises.
他去哪兒了? Where'd he go?
那個門 That door.
我們是海軍，我們能做些什麼嗎？ Listen, we're marines. What can we do to help?
守住這個教堂，沒有我的允許任何人都不得進出。 Seal the premises. Nobody gets in or out without my say-so.
好, Sal, 你負責前面. Okay, Sal, you take the front.
Eddie, 負責後面的小路，我來負責祭台 Eddie, secure the back alley. I'll secure the altar.
各位，保持冷靜 Everyone, remain calm.
- 開始行動 - 這是個什麼婚禮啊！ Let's move!
What a wedding!
-=翻譯：Lin=- http://www.yingandlin.net 波士頓法律 第3季 第23集
在這裡 Tranquilos. In here.
你有大概半分鐘的時間和我說是怎麼回事 You have about a half a minute to tell me what's going on
在他們進入這個門之前 before those agents knock this door down.
這是Maria和他的兒子Alberto. Maria是非法移民 This is Maria and her son Alberto. Maria's undocumented.
移民局在掃蕩她所在的服裝廠時抓到了她 Immigration caught her in a sweep of the clothing factory where she worked,
他們要把她遣返回墨西哥 and they want to deport her back to Mexico.
那他們怎麼最後到了你教堂的地下室呢？ How did they end up living in your church basement?
教堂給他們提供避難 The church offered them sanctuary.
這很高尚 Well, that's very noble,
但是在這個國家教堂並沒有合法的避難權 but there's no legal right to church sanctuary in this country.
當然，但是Alberto是在這出生的，他是公民 Of course. But Alberto was born here. He's a citizen.
如果他們把他母親遣返了，政府也一定會把他遣返的 If they send his mother back, the government effectively deports him, too,
所以Maria沒有邁出過教堂一步，嗯，有三個月了 so Maria has not set foot outside this church for, well, three months.
FBI,開門! FBI, open the door!
- Shore先生，她是在保護她的兒子啊 - 我會盡我所能幫助Maria - She's protecting her son, Mr Shore. - I'll do what I can for Maria.
在你被逮捕期間，什麼都不要說 As for your impending arrest, say nothing.
我來代理你 I'll represent you.
Nicholas McClinton,你因收容非法外國移民而被逮捕 Nicholas McClinton, you're under arrest for harboring an illegal alien.
你有權保持沉默 You have the right to remain silent.
他由律師代理. He's represented by counsel. No interrogation.
如果你選擇放棄該權利 Should you choose to give up that right,
你所說的一切都可能在法庭上對你構成不利影響 anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
你有權和你的律師進行交談 You have the right to speak with an attorney.
有誰看到Denise了嗎? Has anybody checked on Denise?
Brad和她在一起. Brad's with her.
什麼都不要說，神父. Father, say nothing.
- 我錯過什麼了? - 沒時間解釋. - What did I miss? - No time to explain.
有什麼好事算我一份 If you catch the garter, save me a whiff.
不好意思，各位，我要宣佈一件事情 Excuse me, everyone. I have an announcement to make.
今天將不再舉行婚禮 There isn't going to be a wedding today,
可以看到既沒有牧師，現在也沒有新娘了 seeing as we have no priest and now no bride.
我就知道，逃跑了 A runner. I knew it.
Brad,Denise在哪兒? Brad, where is Denise?
小孩就要出生了 She's in labor.
你該準備了 You're effacing.
嬰兒就要出來了嗎？ Is the baby coming?
7分鐘之內子宮就會收縮 Contractions are at seven minutes.
理想情況下5分鐘後就會開始，並且持續60秒鐘 Ideally, you want them to be 5 minutes and last 60 seconds.
好，我們是呆在這裡還是回家？ Well, should we stay or go home?
呆在這裡 You can stay.
我會盡力，但是仍然會很混亂 I'd lose the gown, though. It could get messy.
- 噢，天啊 - 什麼? - Oh, my God! - What?
- 他是個私生子！ - 什麼? - He'll be a bastard. - What?
Denise, 我們還沒有結婚，這小孩是個私生子. Denise, we're not married. He'll be illegitimate.
- 你別開玩笑了 - 小孩不能出生 - You've got to be kidding me. - We can't do this.
不能出生？... 你聽到她剛才說的了嗎? We can't do... did you not hear what she just said?
這小私生子就要出來了! This little bastard is effacing!
醫院裡頭有牧師嗎? Is there a chaplain in the hospital?
有，但是... Yes, but I...
讓他馬上來這！ Get him up here!
- 難以置信 - 稍等一下 - I don't believe this. - Hold on a second.
讓牧師馬上來這！馬上！ Get the chaplain up here now!
噢, Shirley Schmidt答應說你會接手 Oh, Shirley Schmidt promised you'd take care of this.
我知道 I see.
到底是什麼問題? And what exactly is the problem?
我的房東要把我趕出來，這太不公平了！ My landlord's evicting me. It's so unfair!
這和這只鴨子有什麼關係嗎？ Does it have anything to do with the duck?
我住的是一座不允許養寵物的大樓，但是Larry不是寵物 Oh, I get that it's a no-pets building, but Larry is not a pet.
我有嚴重的焦慮和失調,Larry是我精神上的寄托 I have an anxiety disorder, and Larry's my emotional support animal.
我很確信我有這個權利 I'm pretty sure I have rights.
你要摸它的嘴嗎？非常光滑 You want to touch his beak? It's really smooth.
失陪 Will you excuse me?
我處理過跨國公司破產、惡劣的搶劫案件 I've handled multinational corporate bankruptcies, high-profile murder cases
還有為製造業巨頭作產品責任費用的辯護 and defended manufacturing giants against product liability charges.
是啊? Yes?
然後你把這個鴨子女士分配給我？ And you assign me the duck lady.
她一個人坐在你辦公室嗎? Is she just sitting alone in your office?
還有只鴨子 She has the duck.
我只能猜測你這麼做是因為 I can only surmise you did this
一，你在折磨我，因為我再次成為新人 because, one, you're hazing me since I'm the new guy again,
二，你認為我的艾斯伯格症使得我和各種奇形怪狀的人產生聯繫 or two, you think my Asperger's allows me to relate to anyone colorful.
三，你在重新考慮再次僱用我的問題 Or three, you're having second thoughts about rehiring me.
其實是第四點 It's four.
我在任命一名合夥人 I'm name partner and
重要的是，我自己還沒有和你說明這一點 don't, underscore, have to explain myself to you.
噢，談話結束了 Well, that's a conversation-stopper.
正如同警察說的 It's like the cops say,
案子來了，你就得接手 a case came in, and you were catching.
訴訟編號 830294,合眾國訴Nicholas McClinton. Docket number 830294, United States vs Nicholas McClinton.
我們來看看到底怎麼回事 Let's see what the hell we got here.
辯護人Alan Shore，放棄閱讀案卷權利 Alan Shore for the defense. Waive reading.
被告人主張無罪，並請求立即做出判決 The defendant pleads not guilty and asks for an immediate trial.
- 無反對意見 - 保釋? - No objection. - Bail?
- 辯護人請求具結釋放（ROR） （註：具結釋放即保證隨傳隨到的釋放） - 法官大人，他具有極大的危險 - Defense requests ROR. - He's a flight risk, your honor.
McClinton神父蔑視法律是眾所周知的 Father McClinton's contempt for the law is well-known.
越南戰爭期間他就協助起草傳單，影響惡劣 He notoriously assisted draft dodgers during the Vietnam war.
這對他而言已經不是第一次了 This isn't a first for him.
反對 Objection.
我們應當忘記在越南以及在國內曾經犯下的其他錯誤 We like to forget Vietnam and other past mistakes in this country.
這會很容易就重蹈覆轍 It makes it easier to repeat them.
你是怎樣，反戰？ What are you, anti-war?
法官，現在甚至連共和黨人也反對戰爭了 Judge, even the Republicans are against the war now.
這是現在的現狀 It's the "in thing" to be.
好的，被告在本判決做出前具結釋放 All right. The defendant is released on his own recognizance pending trial,
一個小時候我再安排審訊 which I will schedule, uh, one hour from now.
什麼? What?
嘿，拜託別再糾纏了 Hey, can't we get rid of this, please?
我已經厭倦關押牧師了，這沒有創意 I'm sick and tired of jailing priests. It's not original.
他並沒有亂搞外國人，是吧？ He doesn't fiddle with the aliens, does he?
修女除外 Only the nuns.
一個小時後再見 One hour. See you.
你說沒有牧師是什麼意思？ What do you mean there's no chaplain?
有一個，但是現在正在忙 There is one, but he's currently occupied.
忙什麼 With what?
如果你想知道的話，他正在上著呼吸器 Well, a respirator, if you must know.
正在搶救呢 He's presiding over a plug-pulling ceremony.
噢，上帝 Oh, for God's sake!
噢,手機 Oh, the cell phone.
Claire, 我是Brad Chase. 不太好. Claire, Brad Chase. Not well.
聽我說，我需要一個牧師 Listen, I need you to get me a priest.
孩子馬上就要出生了，我們沒有太多時間 She's still in labor, but we don't have much time.
你給我弄個牧師，拖也要馬上給我弄過來 I need you to get me a man of God and haul his ass down here.
我很冷靜! I am calm!
別和我吵，照我說的做 And stop arguing with me and just do as I say.
我的未婚妻就要生出個私生子來，趕緊把那討厭的牧師給我找來 My fianc 犁e is effacing with a bastard, so get me a frigging priest!
全能的上帝 God almighty.
噢，上帝 Oh, my goodness.
感謝老天 Thank God.
我們要趕緊了 We should make this quick.
Denise, 我們回到教堂了 Denise, we're due back in court.
簡單的儀式，要排除一些步驟了 Simple ceremony. We're gonna skip communion.
- 聰明 - 到6厘米了 - Smart. - We're at 6 centimeters.
- 能給我些時間嗎？ - 我覺得蹲著會比較好 - If you could just give us a second... - I think squatting would be better.
Denise, 你覺得需要注射嗎? Denise, would you like the epidural?
不需要麻醉，我們要自然生產 No drugs. We're going natural.
親愛的沒事的，保持呼吸 You're gonna be okay, sweetie. Keep breathing.
你自己呼吧！我要麻醉！ You breathe! I want the drugs!
你好, Denise. Hello, Denise.
滾開！ Get out of my face!
我的行程很緊！ I'm on a tight schedule here.
走吧！現在不是時候！ Out! Now is not the time.
它是你的精神寄托？ He's your emotional support animal?
很多種動物都能給人幫助 A sort of service animal, an assistive animal.
一些狗在你發病時可以發出警示 Some dogs warn you if you have a seizure coming.
一些猴子可以幫助你疊洗好的衣服，如果你沒有手的話 Some monkeys fold your laundry if you have no arms.
那為什麼會是鴨子呢？ Why a duck?
我來自馬薩諸塞州西部的農場 I'm from western Massachusetts, farm country.
那裡有很多鴨子，這很好 There were ducks. It was nice.
但是在波士頓這裡，所有的事情都...需要注意 But here in Boston, everything's... insistent.
當我焦慮發作時，我會發抖、出汗 I'd have panic attacks. I'd shake, sweat.
變得很虛弱 It's debilitating.
如同隨時都會心臟病發作 It's like having a heart attack all the time.
我熟悉這種症狀 I'm familiar with the phenomenon.
我的醫生提到了苯化重氮（主要用作鎮靜劑） My doctor talked about benzodiazepines
還有浸入適應的心裡催眠療法 and immersion-habituation psycho-hypnotherapy.
然後他說，「為什麼不嘗試動物呢？」 And then he said, "how about an animal"?
這種積極的聯繫 A positive association that...
使我冷靜下來 calms me.
鴨子 A duck.
我需要這只鴨子，如同糖尿病人需要胰島素 I need this duck like a diabetic needs insulin,
如同殘疾人需要輪椅 like a wheelchair guy needs a wheelchair.
這是給我服務的鴨子 This is a service duck.
在我們境內生活著1000到2000萬的非法移民 There are between 10 to 20 million undocumented aliens living within our borders,
1000到2000萬 10 to 20 million.
但是你們侵入了一座教堂 But you invaded a church.
你們知道為非法移民所費的支出有多少嗎？ Look, do you know the cost of illegal immigration?
有研究指出每年的支出為300億美元，300億美元 One study puts it at $30 billion per year, $30 billion.
這些支出發生的期間，我們正在試圖發動戰爭 This while we're trying to fight a war,
資助無家可歸者、提供醫療保險 feed the homeless, provide health coverage.
反對。他假設的事實遠遠超出了目前證據的範圍 Objection. He's assuming facts that are far from in evidence.
我們正在試圖資助無家可歸者？ We're trying to feed the homeless?
提供醫療保險？ Provide health coverage?
我們是不是也正在試圖保護環境？ Are we also trying to save the environment?
這將會是一個很好的謊言，只要你... That would be a good lie to tell, as long as you're...
嘿，你！ Hey, you!
你剛才叫我「你」？ Did you just call me "you"?
法庭不是你的政治論壇 This room is not your political forum.
真的？ Really?
坐下！ Sit!
還有？ What else?
我們的醫院全是非法移民 Our hospitals are flooded with illegal immigrants
動用我們的急診室作為醫生辦公室 using our ERs as doctor's offices.
由於各種犯罪，我們目前關押的非法移民超過30萬人 We currently incarcerate more than 300,000 illegals for a variety of crimes,
我國為非法移民子女的公共教育 and our states provide more than $12 billion per year
每年支出超過1200億美元 for the public education of their children.
我搞不懂了。現在不是他的政治論壇？ I'm confused. Is this now his political forum?
坐下！ Sit down!
如果讓McClinton神父的錯誤持續下去 By flouting our immigration laws,
將是對我們移民法律的侮辱 Father McClinton is perpetuating this crisis.
McClinton神父救助的這位女子並沒有犯罪記錄，對嗎？ The young woman Father McClinton took in has no criminal record, correct?
是的，但是... Yes, but...
- 她按時納稅 - 這與本案無關 - She pays her taxes on time. - It's not about that.
- 她貢獻了大量時間在她兒子的學校，在教堂做義工 - 這... - She contributes time at her son's school, volunteers at the church. - Look...
和你對非法勞工那些極其錯誤的描述正好相反 So contrary to your grossly inaccurate characterization of undocumented workers
你說他們來到這裡，犯罪 as people who run over here, commit crimes,
然後要求醫院的免費醫療 then demand free care at the hospital,
Lopez女士簡直是這個社區的優秀分子 Ms Lopez is an upstanding member of the community.
事實上，她是名模範市民，難道不是嗎？ In fact, she's a model citizen, isn't she?
嘿，這是你的老兄在這接受審判，不是她 Hey, it's your buddy that's on trial here today, not her.
是的，他為一名母親提供幫助 Yes, for aiding a woman who happens to be the mother of someone
正好是一名美國公民的母親 who is an American citizen.
我們討論下她的兒子Alberto. Let's talk about her son Alberto.
你指她的錨孩？ （註：美國國籍實行出生地主義，凡在美國國內出生的嬰兒自動獲得美國國籍，將非法移民在美國國內生下的兒童稱為錨孩anchor baby） You mean her anchor baby?
我是指她的兒子 I mean her son.
這就是他們所做的 It's what they do.
他們來到這裡，生下小孩 They come over here, and they drop babies
因為任何人出生在美國的土地上將自動成為美國公民 because anybody that's born on American soil is automatically a US citizen.
這是對第十四修正案的濫用 It's an abuse of our 14th Amendment.
Shore先生? Mr Shore?
不好意思，我只是停下來讓他的種族歧視得到共鳴 I'm sorry. I was just taking a moment to allow his racism to resonate.
反對! Objection!
讓我們把話題集中到這些錨孩上來 Let's focus on one of these anchor babies.
他叫Alberto，今年8歲 His name is Alberto. He's 8 years old.
每週三都會去上小號課程 He takes trumpet lessons every Wednesday.
他是藍旋風足球隊的主力得分手 He's the leading scorer of the Blue Tornadoes soccer team.
如果你遣返他的母親 If you deport his mother,
就是逼迫他要麼放棄作為一名公民的權利 you're forcing him to either abdicate his rights as a citizen
要麼獨自一人在波士頓的街頭謀生 or fend for himself alone on the streets of Boston.
你更能接受哪一種選擇呢? Which is the more acceptable choice to you?
作為一名公民，他可以和他的法定監護人母親離開 He can return when he's 18 and then, as a citizen,
然後在18歲以後再回到這裡 legally sponsor his mother's move here.
這就是為什麼他們要做的 It's why they do it.
但是在這中斷的十年中間 But for those intervening ten years,
為了要和他母親在一起，他必須退學 if he wants to stay with his mother, he'll have to quit his school,
放棄所有可靠的醫療保障 abandon any access to reliable health care
使他每天的生活都處於真正的風險之下 and put his everyday living conditions at real risk.
Lopez女士在她違法之前應當考慮清楚這些 Ms Lopez should have thought about that before she broke the law.
- 而他... - 你在阻止一名美國公民 - And he... - You're preventing an American citizen
使用他應得的每一項服務，而這些服務是你們成天向其他國家吹噓的 from using the very services you brag about to the rest of the world.
如果我們讓任何人都能進來 If we let everybody in,
你知道我們的國家會發生什麼嗎? do you know what would happen to this country?
我的當事人沒有讓任何人進來 My client didn't let anyone in.
他只是提供一個避風港 He simply provided safe harbor...
提供給非法移民 For a fugitive,
就構成了犯罪 which makes him a criminal.
沒有,Claire,他離開了，法庭讓他回去了 No, Claire, he left. He got called back into court.
親愛的，呼吸 Breathe, honey.
上帝，這裡是波士頓！ This is Boston, for God's sakes!
找不到牧師你這是什麼意思？這裡到處都是牧師 What do you mean you can't find a priest? The place is crawling with priests.
你意思是你一個都找不到？ You mean to tell me you can't find one?
親愛的，呼吸 Breathe, honey!
嗯，聽著，不行的話給我找主教 Look, um, get a minister if you have to,
法師、船長，任何人，只要能主持儀式就行 a rabbi, captain of a ship, anybody who can perform a ceremony.
你做得很好 You're doing great.
聽著，實在不行就把Shirley拉來這裡 Look, just get Shirley in on this if you have to.
正好有一個穿長袍的司儀從大廳出來 There's a judge down the hall with gout.
司儀可以主持民事儀式，不是嗎？ A judge can perform a civil service, can't he?
- 讓那個司儀來這裡 - 我不能強迫他... - Get that judge in here. - Well, I can't force him to...
又來了 And there it is again.
Claire, 計劃改變. 馬上來這裡，快 Claire, yeah, change in plans. Get over here now, fast.
如果她是個瘸子，我會在她的聚會上送她副枴杖 If she was a cripple, I'd put some handrails in her shower.
- Picker先生... - 如果她是個瞎子，我會給她的郵箱特別標注 - Mr Picker... - If she's blind, I'll label her mailbox with the bumps.
她不是，好嗎？ She's not, okay.
公平住宅法令禁止任何對於缺陷的歧視 The fair housing act prohibits discrimination on the basis of disability.
這包括精神損害 This includes a mental impairment,
這種精神損害會影響個人的某種功能 which limits an individual's ability to function
例如Lovejoy女士的焦慮症 as does Ms Lovejoy's anxiety disorder.
不能有寵物 No pets.
好吧，這很奇怪 Okay, that was weird.
這只鴨子妨礙到你什麼了? Who's the duck hurting?
它擺來擺去，屋子都是它的臭味 He waddles around, smelling up the place,
對人呷呷亂叫！ quacking at people!
他是只好鴨子。從來不對人亂叫 He's a good duck. He doesn't quack at people.
如果發生了任何的損害，可以用Lovejoy女士存在你那的保證金... If there's been any damage, Ms Lovejoy's security deposit...
如果它真咬了東西的話什麼都補償不了 Won't cover my ass if he bites someone on my property.
我真的很頭大，這很惡劣 Then I'll really get drilled, and they can be vicious.
你說的是鵝吧？ You're talking about swans.
這些動物能夠降低血壓，緩解壓力... These animals decrease blood pressure, alleviate depression...
你知道什麼能緩解我的壓力嗎? You know what eases my depression?
看一個脫衣舞孃來清理我的水槽 Watching a stripper clean my gutters.
我能讓人忍受這些嗎? Do I make people live with that?
你在開玩笑，我討厭你! Now you're making fun, and I don't like it!
你這樣的人就是為什麼我們會變成被溺愛者天地的原因 People like you are why we've become a nation of coddlers.
做出諒解是軟弱和沒有原則的 Yeah, making excuses for being weak and having no discipline.
你是隻貓嗎? What are you, a cat?
她這樣住是不合理的 The accommodation isn't reasonable.
她不是殘疾人，鴨子也不是藥物 She's not handicapped, and he ain't medicine.
到法庭告我吧，認為我不敢應訴？ Fight me in court. Think I can't take it?
- 我是房東 - 我不能承擔搬家 - I'm a landlord. - I can't afford to move.
提前了兩個月，還有搬家成本 Two months in advance, moving costs.
他可能是想要我的保證金 He'll probably keep my deposit.
我將會有被驅逐出來的記錄！天啊！天啊！ I'll have an eviction on my record! Oh, God! Oh, God!
你能讓它閉嘴嗎? Can you shut him up?
我來解決 There it is.
Crane先生! Mr Crane!
沒子彈的。開個玩笑。 Blanks. Just kidding.
怎麼，開不起玩笑? What, can't take a joke?
他們給Maria提供交易的機會 They've offered Maria a deal.
給她綠卡換取她來指證你 They're giving her a green card in exchange for her testimony against you.
很明顯他們要拿你來殺雞儆猴 Obviously, they're making an example of you.
好 Great.
我嘗試和她說說 I can try to talk to her.
別別別別 No, no, no, no.
如果她有機會和Alberto呆在一起 If she has the opportunity to stay here with Alberto,
那就接受，事實上我已經和她討論過了 she should take it. I've actually discussed that with her.
那表明是你做自我犧牲了 That could turn out to be quite a sacrifice on your part.
他們是要達到監禁你的目的 They're seeking jail time.
你知道希望渺茫的時候我會做什麼嗎？ You know what I like to do when things seem hopeless?
祈禱？ Pray?
賄賂。你對這個法官瞭解嗎？ Bribe. What do we know about this judge?
賄賂可不是一個選擇 Bribery isn't an option.
那我們祈禱然後戰鬥吧 So let's pray then and fight.
- Alan，你是個鬥士吧? - 當然，我喜歡戰鬥勝過祈禱 - You a fighter, Alan? - I like it better than praying.
好吧，加油，這裡是波士頓 Well, come on then. This is Boston.
親愛的，堅持住! Hold on, honey!
別再和我說堅持! Stop telling me to hold on!
這到底發生了什麼事? What the hell is going on in here?
嗯，我和你說過了，她要生小孩了 Well, I told you. She's having a baby,
在她生出來之前你要主持結婚儀式 and you have to perform the marriage ceremony before she does.
這是新郎Brad Chase， 新娘Denise Bauer This is Brad Chase, the groom, Denise Bauer, the bride.
在她下面那是誰? And who's that in her vagina?
那是醫生 That would be the doctor.
噢，很快就要出來了 Oh, she's awfully close.
好的，我們來吧 Okay, let's go.
鴨子亂叫，律師開槍 Ducks quacking, lawyers shooting shotguns,
這裡簡直是個精神病院，你不覺得嗎？ this place is an asylum, don't you think?
你到底想要怎麼做？ And what's with all the hopping?
我有個處理方案 I think I have a solution.
如果是把鴨子殺死，算我一份 If it's duck 犩 l' orange, count me in.
我個人會承擔鴨子造成的任何損害的財產賠償 I'll personally be financially liable for any damages.
此外，我同意這只鴨子穿件衣服 And further, the duck will agree to wear a diaper.
我意思是Lovejoy女士會同意這只鴨子穿上 I mean, Ms Lovejoy will agree that he'll wear one.
噢，對啊，這樣住在4B的那傢伙就可以和我說 Oh, right, so that the guy in 4B can tell me
他要養只能治病的越南豬好讓他說話不那麼結巴 that he gets to keep a therapeutic Vietnamese pig who helps him stutter less.
對不起，鴨子女人要成為歷史 Sorry. Duck lady is history.
Picker先生請坐 Mr Picker, please sit.
我討厭你 I don't like you.
你想要做什麼，又要對我咕嚕咕嚕叫? What are you gonna do, purr at me again?
不是 I am not going to purr.
看起來我說錯了 It seems I was wrong about that.
既然你今天來到這裡了，這很好 See, while you were so kind as to come in today,
我今天派出去一名律師助理 I took the liberty of dispatching a paralegal,
先是到了公共安全執行辦公室 first to the executive office of public safety
然後又到了你許多的住處 and then to several of your properties.
我想在事情不能很好解決時才會動用這些 I wanted to be prepared should things not work out.
Picker先生，我現在要動用了 I'm prepared, Mr Picker.
你到底在說什麼? What are you talking about?
我說的是防火系統法令780，CMR901.6 I'm talking about the fire protection system code 780, CMR 901.6.
很顯然，你沒有在你的設備上粘貼標誌 Evidently, you neglected to have signage on equipment
你的灑水控制閥沒有達到規定的規格，也沒有採用顯著的顏色 and sprinkler control valves of the prescribed size and in contrasting colors.
你想要辯解，我知道 Addressing that, a hassle, I know.
你在未經允許情況下建立起了圍牆 You have a fence erected without a permit
這超過了允許高度的1.5英吋 that exceeds the height allowed for erection without a permit by an inch and a half.
這也很好，交錢還有辯解 That will be fines, fees and a hassle.
違反了低水量沖洗馬桶法令，天哪 Noncompliance with low-flush toilet mandates. Ouch.
我們還注意到你在沒有得到樹木監管者同意之下 And let's not overlook the pruning of a protected tree
修剪了一棵受保護的樹木 without the permission of the tree warden.
噢，這還有更大條的 Oh, here's a biggie.
使用非法勞工沒有受到處罰 The penalty for use of undocumented workers.
我們的雇工記錄是不是太馬虎了？ Are we a little sloppy about our employment records?
這是綁架！ This is blackmail!
或許你可以和警察說去 Maybe you should call the cops.
我咕嚕叫完了，Picker。我的爪子也已經伸出來了 I'm done purring, Picker. The claws are coming out.
想要幹掉我？來吧 You want to screw with me? Go ahead, make my bed.
今天 Day.
- Dennis，你願意... - 不對，是Denise! - Do you, Dennis... - No, it's Denise!
你什麼時候見過Dennis會生小孩的? When's the last time you saw a Dennis giving birth?
不要催我，你這個冒失鬼！ Stop rushing me, you rusher!
頭部露出來了！ The head is crowning.
- 趕快! - Denise你願意Brad做你的丈夫嗎? - Hurry! - Do you, Denise, take Brad to be your husband?
- 趕快! - 幹得好! 他出來了! - Hurry! - Well done! Here he comes!
嘿，你不能這樣！ Hey, you're not gonna make it!
- Brad你願意Denise做你的... - 我願意 - Do you, Brad, take Denise to be your... - I do.
- 根據上帝給予我的... - 趕快說! - By the power vested... - Just say it!
我現在宣佈你們成為夫妻，你可以親吻新娘了 I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.
好的，我們結婚了 Okay, we're married.
- 頭出來了! - 噢，天啊! - The head is coming! - Oh, my God!
這到底怎麼回事? What the hell is happening down there?
就要出來了 Here he is, here he is!
出來了 He's here.
噢，漂亮的男孩 Oh, he is a beautiful baby.
女孩 Girl.
怎麼縮成一團，又很髒 It's all pinched up and messy.
我們有個女兒了，我們有個女兒了 We have a girl. We have a baby girl.
一點都不可愛 It isn't cute at all.
- 她健康嗎? - 很完美 - Is she healthy? - Oh, she's perfect.
我覺得出生的嬰兒都很可愛的 I thought they always came out cute.
噢，天啊，是個女兒 Oh, God. It's a girl.
- 你想要來剪掉臍帶嗎? - 好的. - Do you want to cut the cord? - Okay.
你不能去割女孩啊! You don't circumcise girls!
- 司儀 - 嗯? - Um, judge. - Yes?
我帶你回你房間吧 Let's, let's get you back to your room.
我看起來可愛嗎？我不... Did it look cute to you? I don't...
你有過採用合法方式進入美國的念頭嗎？ Did you ever pursue the idea of entering the United States legally?
是的 Yes.
但是這會花費很長時間，機會也非常... But it would have taken a long time, and the chances are very...
所以你想要走捷徑 So you wanted to skip the line and take the fast track.
當你被發現違反法律時 And when you were caught breaking the law,
被告是否幫助了你？ the defendant helped you?
是的 Yes.
在教堂尋求避難是誰的主意？ Who's idea was it to seek sanctuary in the church?
McClinton神父的 Father McClinton's.
他說在找到另外的地方給我之前教堂都會給我提供保護 He said the church could provide protection while we find another way for me to stay.
Lopez女士,你為什麼要來到美國? Ms Lopez, why did you come to the United States?
我在墨西哥找不到工作 There is no work in Mexico.
我的兄弟都要去到很遠的地方找工作，做建築、種地 My brothers have to travel far to find jobs, construction, farming.
這對他們來說太難了，也掙不到錢 It is very hard on them, and they earn nothing.
每天13美元，不夠我們一家吃的 $13 each day, it's not enough for my family to eat.
於是你違反法律然後進入我們國家？ So you broke the law and snuck into our country?
是的 Yes.
現在你被發現了，你將要被遣返回去？ And now that you've been discovered, you're being deported?
不，我不要回去 No, I'm not going back.
檢察官是否和你達成交易 Is it true you made a deal with the prosecutor
給你綠卡作為交換，你出庭來指證 that you got a green card in exchange for your testimony?
反對，與案件無關 Objection. Relevance.
這太有關係了 It's perfectly relevant.
起訴McClinton神父的整個案件都是基於這一內容 Your entire case against Father McClinton is based on the contention
像Lopez女士這樣的非法移民是我們社會的寄生蟲 that illegal aliens such as Ms Lopez are a parasite on our society.
然而為了滿足政府的目的... Yet when it suits the government's purposes...
我們保留給我們認為合適的證人提供交易的權利 We reserve the right to grant deals to any witness we deem fit.
我們執行移民法，一般採用通常的方式 This is just how our immigration laws are applied in general.
但是當為了滿足政府時，會採用其他的方式 When it suits the government, they look the other way.
為了達到目的，他們會拆散無辜的家庭 But when they want to make a point, they tear innocent families apart
會把一個牧師的頭送上斷頭台 and put a priest's head on the chopping block.
Shore先生! Mr Shore!
Lopez女士，你為什麼會去McClinton那裡？ Ms Lopez, why did you go to Father McClinton?
他是個好人 He's a good man.
他從不考慮自己而去幫助每個人 He helps everyone without thinking about himself,
我覺得他會幫我 and I thought maybe he could help me.
他幫了嗎？ And he did?
是的 Yes.
對不起，神父 I'm so sorry, Father.
我不得不這麼做 I wouldn't do this if I didn't have to.
這是我見過的最漂亮的女孩 This is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
給你，媽媽 Here you go, mom.
嗨 Hi.
噢，看她 Oh, look at her.
看她... Look at her, she's...
比起你來她看起來更像Jeffrey Coho Does she look just a little bit like Jeffrey Coho to you?
開個玩笑 I'm kidding.
- 我愛你 - 我愛你 - I love you. - I love you.
這是我們的 Look what we made.
嗨，小寶貝 Hi. Hi, precious.
這個女人有一個兒子 This woman had a child.
如果他們被遣返的話將面臨貧困的生活 They faced a life of certain poverty if she were deported,
或許還會被飢餓所困 perhaps they might have starved.
如果人們不幫助他們作為牧師也要基於憐憫提供幫助 A priest has to act with mercy when everyone else refuses to.
當然，神父，但是你應當意識到如果每個教堂都開始收容非法移民的話... But surely, Father, you can appreciate if every church started harboring illegal immigrants...
是的，壯觀的畫面 Yes, yes, the big picture.
嗯，但是在這裡我沒有看到壯觀的畫面 Well, I couldn't look at the big picture here.
我只是看到一個母親和他的兒子面臨著無可言狀的困難 I was looking at one mother and her child facing an unspeakable hardship.
那你的信念是如果要憐憫他們的話 So it's your belief that priests should get to break the law
牧師可以違反法律？ so long as they're being compassionate?
我不是基於那麼簡單的說法 I didn't state it in such simple terms.
但這確實很簡單。你收容了一名難民 But it is that simple. You harbored a fugitive
因為你覺得她很困苦 because you felt badly for that fugitive.
Sciarra先生，你上次被飢餓所困是什麼時候? When's the last time you starved, Mr Sciarra?
有很多美國人都被飢餓所困 There are many Americans that are starving.
我為這些人民做了很多事情，政府呢？ And I do a lot to help those people, as well. Does the government?
如果你不介意的話，我會問你些問題 If you don't mind, I'll ask the questions.
回答這些問題很容易，你有答案嗎？ Yes, it's easy to ask the questions. Have you got any answers?
嗯，一個答案就是「遵守法律」 Well, one answer might be "obey the law. "
我們甚至不能確定在這個問題中適用什麼法律，所以我... We can't even decide what the law should be on this issue, and so I...
很明顯這是收容難民，你所做的是違反法律的 It's clear on harboring fugitives. What you did was illegal.
神父，這讓你構成了犯罪 That puts you in the company of criminals, Father.
如同馬丁.路德.金以及其他有良知的人們一樣 Along with Martin Luther King and other people of conscience.
噢，你把你自己比作尊敬的馬丁.路德.金，不是嗎？ Oh, oh, you liken yourself to reverend King, do you?
當然不是，他不是天主教徒 Certainly not. He wasn't Catholic.
Jerry，你的表現很令人驚訝 Jerry, I'm very impressed.
你取得了讓人滿意的結果，避免了官司 You got a satisfactory result, avoiding court,
你當事人的焦慮症非常關鍵 which, given the client's anxiety, was essential.
表現得很棒 Excellent, excellent work.
謝謝, Shirl Thank you, Shirl.
我感覺很好 It felt good.
拜託叫我Shirley Please, call me Shirley.
不要叫我"Shirl. " Don't ever call me "Shirl. "
什麼? What?
- 它沒有呼吸了! - 什麼? - He's not breathing! - What?
- 你懂得CPR嗎? - 不，我不... - Do you know CPR? - No, I don't...
沒有呼吸了! 快幫幫忙! He's not breathing! Help him!
- 你懂得CPR嗎? - 這是只鴨子 - Do you know CPR? - It's a duck.
- 幫幫忙！它就要死了！ - 我並不是... - Help him! He's gonna die! - I'm not about to...
Shirley, 如果你懂得CPR... Shirley, if you know CPR...
- 它沒有呼吸了! - 這是只鴨子! - He's not breathing! - It's a duck!
你們怎麼回事啊? 它就要死了! What's wrong with you? He's dying!
噢，上帝! Oh, for God's sake!
它已經冷了 It's, it's cold.
已經死了 It's dead.
不！ No!
噢, Larry! Larry! Oh, Larry! Larry!
- 這是... - 死鴨子 - What the... - Dead duck.
一個小偷把你家東西給偷走了 A burglar robs your house.
他的朋友把他藏起來不讓警察發現 His friend hides him from the police.
他們兩個都應該被關進監獄，不是嗎？ They should both go to jail, shouldn't they?
這和現在發生的情況完全一樣 That's exactly what happened here,
只是在更大的層次上 only on a much larger scale.
非法進入國境的移民 Our country is quickly being robbed of its resources
正在迅速掠奪著我們國家的資源 by those who illegally infiltrate our borders.
福利、公共教育 Welfare, public education,
監獄系統、美國醫療 our prison system, American medicine,
正在被流入的非法移民逐漸消耗 all are being drained by the influx of illegal aliens.
記住，根據聯邦法律 And remember, under federal law,
醫院必須對因緊急情況來到醫院任何人提供醫療 hospitals are required to treat anyone who comes in with an emergency,
無論他們是否有保險、是否合法或者是否有能力支付 whether or not they're insured, documented or able to pay.
單單在加州，就有84家醫院被迫關門 In California alone, 84 hospitals are closing their doors
原因就是非法移民數目 because of the rising number of illegal immigrants
以及他們沒有支付稅費數目的迅速增長 and their non-reimbursed tax on our system.
我們正在接近臨界點 We are nearing the breaking point.
這與無情無關 This isn't about being heartless.
而是關於我們面臨著極限的問題 It's about having to face a crippling problem.
幫助每個人是好的 It would be nice to help everybody,
但是我們不能再做了 but we just can't do it anymore.
這麼做並不代表著有同情心 And it's not compassionate to do it.
別被欺騙了 Don't be fooled.
McClinton神父並不是在救助受難者 Father McClinton is not sparing suffering.
他僅僅是把這種苦難轉移了 He is simply transferring it,
轉移到美國人身上 reallocating it to Americans,
轉移給你、給我和給我們的後代 to you and me, to our children.
他這是在犯罪 He is committing a crime,
並且必須為此承擔責任 and he needs to be held accountable.
即使他是個牧師 Even if he is a priest.
1903年，我的曾祖父從蘇格蘭來到這裡 In 1903, my great-grandfather came here from Scotland.
那年他16歲 He was 16 years old.
我記得當我7歲時 I remember when I was about 7,
他告訴我他穿越海洋來到這裡尋找財富 him telling me that he had sailed across the ocean to find his fortune.
他說這是他一生中最幸福的日子 It was the happiest day of his life, he said,
來到美利堅合眾國的那一天 the day he arrived here in the United States of America.
我們的國家在今天已經發生了很大變化 Our nation is so different today.
很擁擠、交通混亂 It's crowded, too much traffic,
住房、就業、福利嚴重缺乏 not enough housing, not enough jobs, not enough care.
這些我們都能克服 We're overcome.
而在目前，我們對於國家的驕傲的信念已經發生了轉變 And recently, our sense of national pride has shifted
變成了偏執的狹隘國家主義，對外國人充滿懷疑 to a nationalistic institutionalized paranoia and suspicion of foreigners.
在這種轉變中 And within that shift,
我們的民權受到了侵蝕 there's been an erosion of our civil rights,
我們的民主經常給獨裁讓步 our democracy has often given way to autocracy,
我們逐漸的與世界其他地方孤立開來了 and we've systematically alienated much of the rest of the world.
所有這些使得美國喪失了 But of all the ways that America has lost sight
美國究竟意味著什麼的視野...移民... of what it means to be America... immigration...
不僅僅是遺產或風景的一部分 It's not just a part of our heritage or landscape,
這同時也是我們如何誕生成為一個國家 it's how we were born as a country
並且變成了美國夢 and then became the American dream.
可以理解，我們不能讓每個人都進入我們的國家 Understandably, we can't just keep letting everybody in.
我們有安全問題、有限的資源以及其他原因... We've got security issues, limited resources and at some point...
但是我們應當如何對待已經在我們國家的 But what to do with those who are already here
並且待上了很長時間的那些人呢？ and have been here for years
他們已經成為我們社區、我們工作以及我們家庭的一部分 as part of our communities, our workforce, our families?
我們僅僅就是因為他們是非法的而把他們驅逐出去？ Do we just throw them out for being undocumented?
作為一個國家，我們培養他們 Because as a nation, we've cultivated them,
也吸引他們留在這裡 wooed them to be here.
「非法」究竟意味著什麼？ And what exactly do we mean by "undocumented"?
他們許多人的口袋裡都裝有合法的證件 Many of these people have documents spilling out of their pockets.
他們納稅 They file tax returns.
他們取得駕照、圖書館證 They're issued driver's licenses, library cards.
政府事實上已經鋪好了路 The government actually paves the way
允許非法移民在這裡開設銀行賬戶 for illegal immigrants to open bank accounts here.
美國銀行和花旗集團給他們提供貸款和抵押 Bank of America and Citigroup offer them loans and mortgages.
國家最大的保健提供商Wellpoint Wellpoint, the nation's largest healthcare provider,
給他們出售保險 sells insurance to them,
Sprint與Verizon給他們提供移動電話合同 while Sprint and Verizon offer them cell phone contracts.
流行的謊言 Contrary to the popular myth
將非法勞工描述成正在消耗我們的國家 that undocumented workers are a drain on our economy,
與此正好相反，他們其實對於我們國家是必不可少的 they are in truth, vital to it.
這就是為何這個問題如此的複雜 That's why this issue is so complicated.
從這種意義的方式看 In a very significant way,
你，或者你的家庭成員，或者你的朋友 either you or a family member or a friend,
我們至少有一個 we all have at least one,
如果不是很多的話，一個非法移民生活在我們的生活中 if not many, undocumented immigrants living in our lives.
如果我們開始把他們驅逐出去 And if we just start whisking them away,
我們每個人都會失去我們關心的、我們依賴的 every one of us will lose people we care about, rely on,
以及我們愛著的人 people we love.
然而即使有高達2000萬的 But with perhaps as many as 20 million
非法移民生活在國內 undocumented immigrants living in this country,
你根本不用考慮，他們並沒有影響到你們的私人生活 do not think for a second this doesn't affect you on a very personal level,
如同不會影響我的當事人一樣 as it affected my client.
McClinton神父向他關心的某些人伸出援助之手 Father McClinton reached out to help somebody he cared about,
他的教徒需要給她和她8歲大的兒子一張床 one of his parishioners who needed a bed for her and her 8-year-old son to sleep on.
這就使他犯了罪？ Does that make him a criminal?
我們在法庭上討論的事實 The fact that we're in this courtroom
拋開我們如何對待對這個女人和她的兒子 to discuss anything other than what's to be done for this woman and her child,
如果我們懲罰了這名牧師 the fact that we're here instead to punish this priest,
這才叫犯罪 that's what's criminal.
對世界其他國家來說，我們不再是夢想的國度 We can no longer be the land of dreams to the rest of the world.
我想起我看到我曾祖父的眼神 But when I think of the look in my great-grandfather's eyes
他談到他作為一名美國人他是如此地感到感激 as he would talk about how truly blessed he felt to be an American,
這個國度為它自身的 to be in a nation that prided itself
寬容、自由以及對公平信念感到驕傲 on its compassion, its freedom, its true sense of fairness,
當我想起這些時，我覺得我們是如此的幸運 when I think about that, I think how lucky we are
那是我們仍然堅信那些信念的時代 that there are times when we still get to believe that.
請回到你們的房間 Please, go back to that room
然後來宣佈今天仍然屬於那個時代 and declare this day to be one of those times.
Denny Crane Denny Crane.
Denny Crane 小玩偶 Denny Crane bobblehead.
著名的波士頓標誌 Famous Boston icons.
Ted Williams, Bobby Orr, Larry Bird，還有我. （註：Ted Williams：MLB波士頓紅襪隊著名球員；Booby Orr：NHL波士頓棕熊隊著名球員，Larry Bird：NBA波士頓凱爾特人隊著名球員） Ted Williams, Bobby Orr, Larry Bird and me.
獸醫說鴨子死於心臟突然發生劇烈變化 The vet said the duck died of an apparent coronary,
很大可能是由於你開的那一槍 most likely brought on by you blasting a shotgun in its direction.
Denny, 你在辦公室開槍 Denny, for you to fire off a shotgun in an office space,
不管是否上了子彈... loaded or not...
上周你在法官辦公室裡脫褲子 Last week you dropped your trousers in a judge's chambers.
Denny,你老了，這讓人尷尬 It's getting old, Denny, and it's getting embarrassing.
我沒有 Not to me.
不能再容忍你這種行為 This behavior will not be tolerated much longer.
Denny，我不是指其他合夥人，我是說我 I don't mean by the other partners, Denny. I mean by me.
我要開除你 I will fire you.
我不想這樣做，但我肯定要這樣做 I won't want to, but I will damn well do it.
這是個警告 This is a warning.
C你能告訴我原因嗎？ Could you tell me why?
你為什麼要拿這麼一把槍？ What would possess you to get a shotgun?
Shirley, 有段時間我的門口沒有界線 Shirley, there was a time when there was a line at my door.
人們希望我來處理他們的案子 People wanted me on their case.
現在沒有人想要請我了 Now nobody wants me on their case.
你聽說了嗎，Brad與Denise生了個女兒 Brad and Denise had a little baby girl. Did you hear?
- 聽說了 - 真好 - I did. - Fantastic.
看看周圍， Brad, Denise, Claire, Alan, You look around. Brad, Denise, Claire, Alan,
他們面前還有很多要做的，真的 it's all still in front of them, really.
但是我們面前已經沒有什麼了, Shirley. It's not in front of us anymore, Shirley.
快要結束了，我們老了 It's almost over. We're old.
你自己怎麼感覺我不管 You can feel however you want about yourself,
我只管我是怎麼覺得的 and I'll choose how to feel about me.
Shirley... Shirley...
你是個很漂亮的女人，聰明，真的 you're a beautiful woman, smart, still relevant, really.
但是你老了 But you're old.
你已經快到盡頭了 You're closing in on the end.
儘管沒有我那麼快，但是... Not as fast as I am, but...
嗯，我們很有錢，我們當然不需要工作，我們工作 eh, we're rich. We certainly don't need to work, but we do so,
不僅僅是因為我們喜歡 not only because we love it,
而是因為我們急切需要消遣 but because we're desperate for distraction,
像打槍 like running around shooting a shotgun.
這比起坐在辦公室做你年經該做的事情就有趣多了 It can be more fun than sitting in your office acting your age.
被告請起立 Will the defendant please rise?
Foreman先生, 陪審團是否已經達成一致裁決？ Mr Foreman, has the jury reached a unanimous verdict?
是的，法官 We have, your honor.
請宣讀 What say you?
"關於教堂收容非法移民一案, " "On the count of harboring an illegal alien, "
"我們判定被告Nicholas McClinton" "we find the defendant Nicholas McClinton"
"犯罪成立 " "guilty. "
儘管陪審團做出裁決，仍然請求法官進行判決 Ask your honor to enter a judgment notwithstanding the verdict.
駁回。在判決執行前授予ROR Denied. ROR is granted until sentencing.
- 我們要上訴 - 謝謝 - We will appeal this. - Thank you.
別擔心 Please don't worry.
這正是我工作的魅力之處 That's the beauty of my job.
我瞭解 I can do it anywhere.
在Denise感覺好點後我們將舉辦另外一個儀式，所以... We're going to have another ceremony as soon as Denise is feeling up to it, so...
但是你們已經正式結婚了？ But you are officially married?
Brad Chase先生與太太 Mr and Mrs Brad Chase.
Brad，你女兒叫什麼名字? What's your daughter's name, Brad?
- Bradley. - 好 - Bradley. - Okay.
小孩出生，多美好的事情啊 A beautiful thing, having a baby.
想想你有沒有生下過一個呢，Shirley Think you got any eggs left, Shirl?
看在時間的份上吐出來一個吧，沒什麼大不了的 Spit one out for old time's sake. That'd be a hoot.
談談你的奇跡吧 Talk about your miracles.
我只是在進行雞尾酒會的對話，非常抱歉 I was just making cocktail conversation. I apologize.
嗨，噢，嗨 Hey! Oh, hey.
特製雪茄 A special cigar.
我是為你第一個兒子準備的 I was saving it for your first son.
管他呢，女兒也不錯 But what the hell? A daughter's not so bad.
- 這又不是在中國 - 謝謝, Denny. - This isn't China. - Thanks, Denny.
直接從古巴過來的貨 Straight from Cuba.
像我的園丁那樣合法 As legal as my gardener.
這是雪茄嗎? Denny Crane. Is that a cigar or what? Denny Crane.
今晚好安靜 Quiet tonight.
嗯，我輸了 Well, I lost.
我討厭失敗 I don't like to lose.
嗯，我同情那個牧師 Well, I sympathized with the priest.
但是移民太混論了，你知道的... But this immigration mess, you know, it's...
混亂 A mess.
在我家裡的任何時候 At any given moment in my house,
我僱有廚師、女傭、園丁、修車的 I've got a cook and a maid and a gardner and a car detailer
清理游泳池的、干雜物的，還有個妓女 and a pool man and a handyman and a hooker,
我是其中唯一一個合法的 and I'd be the only one that's documented,
可能除了那個妓女之外 except maybe the hooker.
Denny，你很有代表性的回答了這個最難的問題 You typically have an answer for our most difficult problems, Denny.
如果你是Tom DeLay你會怎麼說？ （註：Tom Delay，美國眾議院議員） What's the Tom DeLay part of you say about this?
把他們送到伊拉克，讓他們打仗 Ship them off to Iraq, let them fight our war,
然後不讓他們回來 and after, don't let them back in.
再深入一點 Dig deeper.
進行醫學研究，在他們身上做新的藥物試驗 Medical research. Test new drugs on them.
Dick Cheney怎麼說呢? （註：Dick Cheney，美國副總統） What's your Dick Cheney say?
- 把他們槍斃了 - 問題解決 - Shoot them. - Problem solved.
Shirley今天威脅說要炒掉我 Shirley threatened to fire me today.
- 為什麼? - 我殺死了一隻鴨子 - For what? - I killed a duck.
這是意外，這只鴨子有心臟病 Accident. It had a heart attack.
Shirley喜歡那只鴨子? Shirley was fond of the duck?
我覺得是 I'm assuming.
- 她否認了 - 關於鴨子？ - She's in denial. - About the duck?
關於她老了 About getting old.
年輕人統治這個國家會怎麼樣? How is it the youth rule this country?
我不知道，老人控制了全部的財富 I don't get it. The old have all the money.
是的，難道你不覺得今天的快樂正是明天的承諾嗎？ Yes, but don't you think the real joy in life lies in the promise of tomorrow?
年輕人有更多的明天，就是這樣 The young simply have more tomorrows stacked up. That's all.
幸福... Happiness...
就是現在，朋友 is right now, my friend.
現在，在這個陽台上，你和我 On this balcony, right now, you and me.
我喜歡你把生活中的所有事情都簡化成 I love how you reduce everything in life to...
你和我 You and me.
Alan... Alan...
用這個杯子喝酒吧 let's drink from the cup.
有很多蘇格蘭威士忌 That's gonna be a lot of scotch.
這可是聖盃啊 It's the Holy Grail, man.
Gordie Howe Gordie Howe drank from this cup.
Rocket Richard, Basil Pocklington都用這個曾經喝過 （註：均為NHL著名球員） Rocket Richard, Basil Pocklington.
現在到你了 Here you go.
在獲得獎盃時喝蘇格蘭威士忌味道特別香 Scotch actually breathes rather well in trophies.
現在我們是獲得了Lord Stanley杯 Now we can say we drank from Lord Stanley's cup.
這是值得和我們孫子講述的事情 What a thing to be able to tell our grandchildren.
- 去拿相機來 - Denny, 小心 - Go get a camera. - Denny, careful.
別，別著急. 拿相機來，然後我們... No, no, don't worry. Get a camera, and we'll...
這是重要的時刻 That will leave a significant ding.
在同一天，殺死鴨子，把聖盃弄掉 Killed a duck, dropped the grail, all in the same day.
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