你居然说你长大后想当绝地 Can't believe you said you wanted to be a Jedi when you grow up.
就算是又怎样？ So what if I did?
难道你不想做些刺激的事？ Don't you ever want to do anything exciting?
前情提要
我发现有东西埋在树林里，等一下，有人来过 I found something buried in the woods. Wait a minute. Someone's been here.
-是你 -我叫冯恩 -You. -Name's Fern.
她是KB，这是我们发现的 She's KB. And this is our find.
打开之后，要让我们进去看 If we open it, then we get to go in and look.
一言为定 Deal.
-只是机器人 -死了的机器人 -It's just a droid. -A dead droid.
别碰，什么都别碰 Do not touch that. Don't touch anything.
快，快走 Come on. Let's go! Let's go!
这是星际飞船？ It's a starship?
-爸，我在上面 -威姆 -Dad! Dad! Up here! -Wim!
你这呆瓜做了什么？ You idiot! What did you do?
我们会爆炸，粉身碎骨 We're gonna explode into a million pieces!
-我可以关掉 -怎么关？ -I... I can turn it off. I can turn it off. -How?
这是哪里？ Where are we?
如果刚才是超太空，我们可能飞了超级远 If that was hyperspace, we could be really, really, really far away.
太糟了 This is so bad.
我们要马上掉头飞回家 We... We need to turn around and go home right now.
好的，冷静 Okay, okay. Easy.
你再乱按纽 If you press another button,
我就把你… I swear I will...
那是什么？ What is that?
船长，有人闯入驾驶舱 Captain! Intruders in the cockpit!
怎么处理这些小鬼？扭断他们脖子？ What should I do with these gremlins? Snap their necks?
把他们扔出气密舱？ Throw them out of the airlock?
别伤害我们 Don't hurt us!
船长？船长？ Captain? Captain?
全得靠我自己处理 Gotta do everything around here.
你们都过来 Come along, you lot.
-放开我，救命 -不要，放了他 -Help! Let me go! Help! -No! No! Let him go!
-放开他 -你要带他去哪里？ -Let him go. -Where are you taking him?
-去见船长，船长 -帮帮忙 -To see the captain. -You gotta do something.
他可能故障了 I think he might be malfunctioning.
我应付得了机器人，来吧 I can handle a droid. Come on.
船长 Captain.
你的船长死了 Hey! Your captain's dead.
无礼的生物想愚弄我 Impertinent creatures trying to f-f-fool me.
不然怎么只有我们，他却不在？ Then why are we here and he's not?
根据我的程序，船舰不能没船长 According to my program, there can be no ship without a captain.
这艘飞船还在，所以…船长 And the ship, she's still here, so... Captain.
船长，船长 Captain. Captain.
威姆，该怎么办？ Wim, what should we do?
别问他，我们会在这里全要怪他 Don't ask him. He's the whole reason why we're here in the first place.
-都是我的错？-船长 -Really, it's my fault? -Captain.
肯定是 It definitely is.
-可以算是 -船长 -It kind of is. -Captain.
交给我，机器人 I got this. Hey, droid.
你有什么事？ What do you want?
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
有些人叫我SM-33 There are some who call me SM-33.
我杀了你的船长 I killed your captain.
不可能，你看起来不擅长战斗 Most unlikely. You seem ill-favored for combat.
但这是真的 But it's true.
我捅了他肚子，把他扔到太空中 I stabbed him right in the guts and threw him into space.
所以我成了你的新船长，对吧？ Which makes me your new captain. Right?
我该怎么处理这些偷渡客？ What am I to do with these stowaways?
船长 Captain?
不公平，我也想当船长 Hey, no fair! I wanted to be the captain.
身为船员，你可要求与船长决一死战 As crew, you may challenge the captain to a battle to the death.
不用了，没关系 Uh, no, that's okay.
好的，SM-33 Now, SM-33.
-向我介绍怎么驾驶飞船 -很简单 -Show me how to fly my ship. -It's simple.
主加速、俯仰、偏摆，翻滚、配平控制、次加速 Primary acceleration, pitch, yaw, roll, trim control, secondary acceleration,
后推进器、侧推进器，基座推进器、次基座推进器 rear thrusters, side thrusters, base thrusters, secondary base thrusters,
第三基座推进器、后护盾，前护盾，最后是襟翼，明白吗？ tertiary thrusters, rear shield, front shield, and finally, flaps. Got it?
是的，一清二楚 Yeah. Makes complete sense.
-这有什么用？-不行 -What does this one do? -No, no. No!
那是紧急船体破坏装置，你这傻瓜 That's the emergency hull demolition sequencer, you fool!
-千万不能碰 -我没有要碰 -Never ever, ever touch that. -I'm not gonna touch it.
-真希望你没这么说 -我能驾驶吗？ -I wish you hadn't said that. -Can I fly the ship?
-威姆，不行 -不 -Wim, no! -No!
真讨厌 Aw, man.
你能驾驶吗？ Can you fly it?
在下建议我们尽快修复必要系统 I most humbly suggest we fix the critical systems as soon as possible.
有座星际港很安全，需要什么都有，不会被盘问 I know a safe starport where we can get anything we need, no questions asked.
不去星际港，直接掉头带我们回家 No starports. Just turn this thing around and get us home.
是，船长 Aye, Captain.
告诉我，你说的家在什么地方？ Tell me, where is it that you call home?
返回出发点，艾特艾廷，我们刚才的所在地 Just back where we came from. It's At Attin. Where we just were.
我不记得什么艾特艾廷 C-Can't say I remember no At Attin.
他怎么会不知道？ How does he not know?
搜寻你记忆库的上一个位置 Try searching your memory bank's last location.
搜寻中… Searching, searching, searching,
搜寻中… searching, searching, searching...
搜寻中… ...searching, searching...
他的脑被老鼠吃了吧 I think the rat ate his brain.
搜寻中… ...searching, searching...
小家伙 Hey, little guy.
-他跳到我身上，我没事 -艾特艾廷，带我们回去 -He-He jumped at me. I'm all right. -At Attin! Take us to At Attin!
-你说的会不会是阿托朗？-不是 -Might you be thinking of Atollon? -No.
艾尔艾科？奥达尼？那是硫磺沼泽星球 Al Alcor? Aldhani? It's a sulfurous bog world.
-不，是艾特艾廷 -不，是艾特艾廷 -No! At Attin! -No! At Attin!
船长，请告诉我，哪一颗星是艾特艾廷？ Tell me then, Captain, which one is At Attin?
我们迷路了 We're lost.
真的迷路了 We're really lost.
威姆，你说过不会惹上麻烦 Wim, you promised we wouldn't get in trouble,
但是我们穿越屏障，飞了好远 but now we're way, way out past the Barrier
麻烦超级大，永远找不到路 in so much trouble that we're lost forever.
不能全怪我 Well, it's not all my fault.
船长，要把那失礼的小子扔出气密舱吗？ Shall I throw him out of the airlock for insolence, Captain?
只要… Just...
带我们去你刚说的星际港 Just bring us to that starport you mentioned.
我们去那里问出回家的路 Someone there can give us directions home.
是，船长 Aye, Captain.
准备超太空跃迁，倒数三、二、一 Prepare for hyperspace jump in three, two, one.
骨干小队
那是什么？ What was that?
原始生命体，扫描反应正常 Primitive lifeform. Scan is normal.
你扫描到什么异常吗？ Have you scanned anything abnormal?
没有，这一区没发现 Negative. There's nothing in this sector.
四号搜索队回报，没发现地震源 Search team four, reporting in.
四号搜索队回报，没发现地震源 Source of seismic disturbance not found.
等等，侦测到物体，快速移动中 Wait. Something detected. Moving fast.
帮帮忙 Help! Help!
先生，这里是管制区，你在这里做什么？ Sir, this is a restricted area.
先生，这里是管制区，你在这里做什么？ What are you doing out here?
星际飞船…我儿子… A starship. A starship. My son.
-先生，请冷静 -威姆跟其他孩子… -Sir, please remain calm. -Wim and these other kids.
有三人，他们被星际飞船载走了 There's three of them. They just took off in a starship.
星际飞船？ A starship?
不可能，星际飞船不准进出… Impossible. Starships are not permitted to enter or leave the...
现在可能通过屏障了 Could be out past the Barrier by now!
闯越屏障是严重违法行为 Breaching the Barrier is a serious violation.
-监督长不会同…-要找到他们 -The Supervisor will not a... -You gotta find 'em.
外头不安全，必须带他们回来 It's not safe out there. You gotta bring 'em back.
-当然，跟我们走，先生 -要找到我儿子 -Of course. Come with us, sir. -You gotta find my son.
威姆 Wim!
威姆，你还好吗？我们在超太空 Wim, are you okay? We're in hyperspace.
威姆？ Wim?
你看 Look!
他们应该是死于决斗 I think they died in a duel.
给你看别的，快来，我找到船长室了 I wanna show you something else! Come on!
给你看别的，快来，我找到船长室了 I think I found the captain's room.
我们可以在这里睡觉 -Look, we can all sleep in here. -Ew.
很炫吧？ Isn't it wizard?
这些骨头跟东西… All these skeletons and things are...
都挺不赖的，但你不想回家吗？ are really neat and everything, but don't you wanna go home?
回家？ Go home?
我们才刚来，拿着 We just got here. Here, hold this.
那我爸妈呢？他们大概很担心 What about my mom and dad? They're probably really worried.
还有双胞胎乔可跟乔波，和小宝宝图露？ And the twins, Jorko and Jobo, and little baby Tuloo?
尼尔，我们在星际飞船上 Neel, we're in a starship now.
全银河可以任我们到处遨游 We can go anywhere we want in the whole wide galaxy.
可是有骨头… But there's a skeleto...
这些东西都很吓人又恶心 All this stuff is creepy and gross.
这艘船也很难闻 And the ship, it smells bad.
你真的想睡在这里？我想去星际港 Do you really wanna sleep here? I just wanna get to the starport.
等等，我们要去星际港？ Wait. We are going to the starport?
博戈港 Ah, Port Borgo.
据说在博戈，你要么活得舒适，不然就是死得凄惨 They say of Borgo, you'll rest well in a soft bed or a shallow grave.
这个小摆渡人会带你们进港 This wee ferryman will take you to the port.
我留在船上开始修理 I'll stay aboard and start repairs.
记得随时准备好掏出爆能枪 J-Just be sure to keep your blaster at the ready.
谁都别相信，船长 And trust no one, Captain.
你们看，好多的飞船 Wow. Look at all those ships.
它想要酬劳 I think it wants payment.
给它钱，威姆 Pay it, Wim.
记住，我们只要问到回家的路 Remember, we need directions home, that's all.
威姆，你做什么？ Wim. Wim, what are you doing?
把我剩下的钱藏好 I'm hiding the rest of my dataries.
好，我们只要找个正常的地方问路 Okay, all we gotta find is one normal place to ask for directions.
你看，外星人 Look, aliens.
他们长得好怪 They're so weird-looking.
你不能堵住他的鼻子吗？ Can't you plug his trunk or something?
我不靠鼻子说话 Heh. I don't talk with my trunk.
一起走就对了 Just stay together.
那里怎么样？ What about in there?
继续走 Just keep walking.
走，去别的地方问 Go. Better ask somewhere else.
大家别走散，这地方… Stay close, guys. This place...
等等 Hold off.
大伙？人呢？ Guys? Guys?
别闹了 Come on.
我们的价格一点都不贵，保证满意 Our prices are light years from exorbitant and satisfaction is ensured!
快买，马上买 Buy now! Buy now!
比你的敌人抢先体验驰名的博戈实惠好货 Before your enemy samples the famous bargains of Borgo.
人皆有死，但这种便宜货很少见 Death comes to all, but these bargains are rare.
看这些机器人，令人惊叹的杀伤力 Watch the droids dance, friends, dazzle in their lethality!
你苦于暗杀失手吗？ Are you suffering from assassination frustration?
迷人的武器，绝对新奇的毒物 Fascinating weaponry.
迷人的武器，绝对新奇的毒物 Absolutely novel toxicants.
我们的价格一点都不贵，快买 Our prices are light years from exorbitant! Buy now!
你的敌人… One of your enemies...
我说过要一起走，那些臭男生去哪里了？ I said stay together. Now, where are those stinko boys?
你们是小孩吗？ Are you, are you children?
-谁带你们来的？-我们自己来的，怎么了？ -Who brought you here? -We brought ourselves. Why?
博戈聚集了本星区最坏的海盗，孩童在这里不安全 Honey, Borgo is full of the nastiest pirates
博戈聚集了本星区最坏的海盗，孩童在这里不安全 in the sector. It's not safe here for children.
-海盗？-对，我带你们搭机离开 -Pirates? -Yes. I have to get you to a transport.
-你们有钱吗？-我们自己有船 -Do you have any money? -We got our own ship.
我们问到回家的路就会离开 We just need some directions home, and then we'll be out of here.
好，你们家在哪里？ Okay, well, where's home?
艾特艾廷 At Attin.
别闹了，你们从哪来的？ Come on, seriously, girls, where are you from?
好香，我们去那边问路 Ooh. That smells good. Let's go ask for directions over there.
要什么？ What do you want?
我们要两份…跟他一样的 Um... We'll have two of... whatever he's having.
尼卜西，再来两份特餐，别装多了 Nibsy, give me two more specials.
尼卜西，再来两份特餐，别装多了 Hey, hey, hey! Not too much, not too much.
你老是装太满 You're always overfillin' it.
上菜，每日特餐，请用，美味可口 Okay, here we go. Daily special.
上菜，每日特餐，请用，美味可口 There, there, nice and tasty.
这份是你的 And one more for you.
不用了，别帮我加料，先生 Uh, I'm okay. No topping for me, sir. Um...
一共是两角 That'll be two decs.
一共是什么？先生 That'll be what now, sir?
两角，信用币 Two decs. Credits?
你以为我们是搞慈善的吗？ What do you think this is, a kriffing charity?
威姆，给钱 Uh... Wim, pay him.
快点，小子，付钱 Come on, kid, pay up.
好，这样够了吗？先生 Okay. Is... Is this enough, sir?
你在哪拿到这个的？ Whoa! Where the blazes did you get that?
我是说，这样不够 Uh, I mean, uh, this... this ain't enough.
高档配料要加收五角 Premium topping's five decs extra.
你也该给小费，这里服务很好 And y-you're gonna wanna leave a tip for, you know, good service.
你有多少？让我看看 How much you got on you? Come on. Let's see.
当心，他想骗你 Watch it. He's trying to cheat ya.
少管闲事，败类 Mind your business, scum!
我的手 My arm!
你们俩在哪里找到无污损的旧共和币的？ Where'd you two find an Old Republic credit in mint condition?
-是他爸给他的午餐费 -别说 -His dad gave it to him for lunch money. -No. Shh.
午餐费？ Lunch money?
你们从哪里来的？ Where are you two from?
艾特艾廷 Uh, At Attin.
-艾特艾廷 -鬼才相信 At Attin.
-艾特艾廷 -鬼才相信 Yeah, right.
怎么了？我们只是想问路 What? We're just looking for some directions.
对，我跟你一样想 Yeah. You and me both.
一定是假的 Eh, it's gotta be fake.
我看倒像真的，闪边去，不然戳爆你的呼吸囊 Looks real enough to me. Back off or I'll pop yer breathing sac.
看他们还有没有多的 See if they got more on 'em.
威姆，想想办法 Um, Wim, do something.
快跑 Run!
-我想帮你们 -你是想绑架我们 -I'm trying to help you. -You're trying to kidnap us.
你抓痛我的手了 You're hurting my arm.
就算想逃，也别胡扯什么艾特艾廷 Girls, whatever you're running from,
就算想逃，也别胡扯什么艾特艾廷 you need a much better story than At Attin.
-但我没说谎 -真的？ -But it's true. -Really? You're a couple of linderlings
你们这些小鬼来自永恒宝藏的失落星球？ -But it's true. -Really? You're a couple of linderlings
你们这些小鬼来自永恒宝藏的失落星球？ -from the lost planet of eternal treasure? -Lost planet?
失落星球？ -from the lost planet of eternal treasure? -Lost planet?
-永恒宝藏？-救命 -Eternal treasure? -Help!
救命，救命 Help! Help!
冯恩，救命 Fern! Fern, help!
救命 Help! Help! Oh!
不要 No. No! No!
所有人都退后 Everyone back off.
-威姆，你做了什么？-我什么都没做 -Wim, what did you do? -What? Nothing.
小朋友，把枪放下，我们只想要信用币 Put it down, little one. We just want the credits.
那些不够分，是我先看到的 There ain't enough to go around and I saw 'em first.
除非他们真来自艾特艾廷 Unless they really are from At Attin.
别傻了，艾特艾廷只是传说 Don't be stupid. At Attin's a myth.
不准动我的船长 Do not touch my captain.
回船上去吧，机器人 Get back to your ship, droid.
少了船长我就不走 Not without me captain.
你说她吗？ What, her?
少了KB我也不走 And I'm not leaving without KB.
冯恩 Fern!
跟那两个男生 And the boys.
来啊 Come on.
开枪 Blast 'em.
在下建议我们返回船上 I humbly suggest we return to the ship.
往这边走 This way.
不，瞧你害我做了什么，都毁了 No! Now look what you've made me do. It's ruined.
先生，我是说很完美 I mean, it looks perfect to me, sir.
威姆，付他钱 Wim, Wim, pay him.
你为何带我们过来？ Why did you bring us here?
为了撤退到船上 To escape to the ship.
不，是为何来一堆海盗的海盗港？ No, why did you bring us to a pirate port full of pirates?
因为我们也是海盗 Because we are also pirates.
我们不是海盗 We are not pirates.
你们不是海盗？ You're not pirates?
-我们是小孩 -小孩为何不能… -We're kids. -Why cannot kids...
不，33 No. No. 33!
一群小鬼头来我的星际港做什么？ What's a litter of runts doing in my starport?
我们只想回家 We just wanna go home.
他们怎么有座标？他们怎么通过火炮的？ How do they have our coordinates? How did they get past the cannons?
谁叫你不先问机器人就射它？ Why didn't you ask our droid before you shot it?
别担心，船长，我们会问出真相 Don't worry, Captain. We'll get the truth out of 'em.
别再让他们跑了 See that they don't run off again.
我们在这里 We're right here.
有问题想问我们，自己来问 You got a question for us, ask us yourself.
别惹他生气，冯恩 Don't make him mad, Fern!
火爆姑娘，去禁闭室冷静一、两天，我们再来谈谈 Feisty girl. Cool off in the brig a day or two. Then we'll talk.
禁闭室？那是什么？ Brig? What's a brig?
银河不该是这个样子的 This is not what the galaxy was supposed to be like.
你还是别躺在那里 You probably shouldn't lay on there.
因为泥土脏兮兮 I mean, the dirt is really dirty.
好，别垂头丧气了 Okay, enough moping.
我们要想出怎么一步一步回家 Let's figure out how to get home step by step.
第一步，逃出禁闭室 Step one. Get out of the brig.
好 Okay.
怎么逃出去？ How are we gonna do that?
如果训练这个小家伙去那里拿钥匙呢？ Hey, what if we train this little guy to go get the key over there?
-可以试试 -就这么办 -Uh, we can try. -Move, move. Let's do it.
爬上柱子，然后拿钥匙回来，听得懂吧？ Climb up those poles and get the key and come back. You understand me, right?
明白吗？ You got it?
好，去吧，钥匙就挂在上面 All right. Do it. It's hanging above there, okay?
-不对 -不，另一边 -No, no, no, no, no! -No, no, the other way.
-钥匙在那里 -走这边 -The key! Over there! -This way!
-钥匙，在那边 -就挂在那里 -The key. Over there. -It's hanging right there.
不对 No, no, no.
不 No. No.
好吧，第二步，找到SM-33，修好他，带他回船上 Anyway. Step two. Find SM-33, fix him, and get him back to the ship.
-第二步这么多？-第三步 -All of that is step two? -Step three.
我们还要找到回家的路 We still need directions home,
但大家都认为艾特艾廷是想象的传说 but everyone thinks At Attin is some sort of make-believe myth.
难怪那些海盗取笑我们 That's why those pirates were laughing at us.
传说中的艾特艾廷似乎有某种永恒宝藏 I guess the legend is that At Attin holds some sort of eternal treasure.
什么？太傻了，谁会相信？ What? That's so dumb. Who would believe that?
你让我们飞入超太空横渡银河 You were the one who hyperspaced us to the other side of the galaxy
原因就是你以为我们在绝地圣殿中 because you thought we were in a Jedi temple.
也许可以花钱逃出去… Look, maybe we can just buy our way out...
别傻了，拿钱出来只会被抢走 Don't be so dense. Show 'em that, and they're just gonna steal it.
至少这是个计划 At least it's a plan.
我们会坐牢 We wouldn't be in jail
都是你命令33带我们到海盗… if you didn't order 33 to fly us to a pirate...
好了 Now, now.
别吵架 Don't fight.
别怕，我只想帮你们 Fear not. I only want to help you.
退后 Hey, back off!
我能帮你们回到船上 I can help you get to your ship.
找到你们的星球 Find that planet of yours.
我只要求你们带我一起走 All I ask is that you take me with you.
我困在这个破地方实在太久了 I've been stuck on this scabby rock far too long.
我们要怎么出去？ How are we even gonna get out of here?
钥匙 The key.
真天才，但我们拿不到 Okay, genius, we can't reach it.
我们与钥匙之间的距离… The distance between us and the key...
只是假象 is an illusion.
你… You're...
你是绝地 You're a Jedi.
你能保密吗？ Can you keep a secret?
源自乔治卢卡斯之《星球大战》
字幕翻译：简芝桦