你好 hello
欢迎每一个成为自然人的人 and welcome everybody to who was to be a natural
我在这里是麦克斯 I'm here was max
嘿，伙计们 hey guys
他真的是 And he is literally
最后一个问题是百万美元的自然问题 at the last question to million dollar natural question
它来了 And here it comes
你准备好了吗 Are you ready
对 yes
已经 already
谁是最终决定你和你遇到的女孩能否一起回家的人 who is the person that ultimately decides whether or not you and to girl you met can go home together
是一个吗 is it a
你 you
是b吗 is it b
是那个女孩吗 the girl is it
看看她的朋友还是D泰勒 see her friends or is it D Tyler
我也有一样的 I got a same
这很难 it's quite difficult
以及 And
我想 I would like to
我想问一下观众，我想用那个小丑的P A cd I would like to ask the crowd that the P A cd I would like to use that joker
那是煤吗 Now is that coal
可以 okay
让我们问一群人看看结果 let us ask A P A crowd and see the results
89%的人认为是你 89% think it's you
谁来决定你是否可以和你的女朋友回家 Who's going to decide whether or not you can go home with your girl
10%的人会唱歌 10% are going to sing
她会决定你想回家的地方 that is going to be the girl that decides where you want to go home
以及惊人的战争百分比 And an astonishing amount of war percent
你认为这是泰勒的选择吗 you are to believers think that it's Tyler choice
不管你们能不能一起去 whether or not you can go all together
我知道这仍然很困难 and I know it's still very difficult
我是说 I mean
P A人群也是 the P A crowd as well
我总是错的，不是吗 I always wrong isn't it
然而 yet
我的直觉告诉我 and my gut feeling tells me
这只是我的直觉 it's really just my gut feeling
是法国人吗 that it's a French
我想 I think
是你的朋友吗 Is your friends
你是温暖的沙子吗 Are you warm sand
当然 Sure
最大值 max
是 啊 yeah
是 啊 Yeah
她很可爱 she's lovin
我想是朋友 I think it's a friends
可以 okay
你准备好了吗 are you ready
来揭示你是否赢得了100万美元的问题谁想成为那个尖利的人 to reveal whether or not you won the 1 million dollar question of who wants to become that shrill
是的 Yes
我在这里 I'm here
是 啊 Yeah
我想看看 I want to see it
你想要一百万美元 you want 1 million dollars
你是自然的奖赏 You are the natural reward
他是白人 He is white
事实上你决定开始 It is the fact you decided to start
你会阻止地面 You would stop the ground
当然 of course
如果他们很酷就不会高了 not taller if they were cool
但现在是了 but now it is
前线参加了 The front took part
七月的哦，波波我想要或什么样的镜头，我会得到很多 July's oh boi boi want or what the shot I'm going to get a lot of
是 啊 yeah
那就意味着你会和睦相处 that does mean you're going to get along and puts you
哦，我的上帝 oh my god
哦，天哪 oh boy
我可以打电话给我妈妈 I can call my mother
你好，妈妈 hello mom
我的话 my word
我会穿的 I will wear
哦，不 oh no
我太兴奋了 I'm so excited
所以看啊，为什么我这么卖力地在这个小动作上下这么大的功夫是受欢迎的 So see ah the reason why I so energetically put so much hard in this little acting is welcome
我的朋友 my friend
如何与朋友打交道 how to deal with friends
认识到比赛并不重要是很重要的 And it's just so important to realize that it doesn't matter your game
去看多少并不重要 it doesn't matter how much should go see
泰勒认为不是问题 It doesn't matter of Tyler thinks is
重要的是朋友们喜欢你 important that the friends like you
否则你永远不会 otherwise you never
有没有和你的女孩一起回家 ever go home with your girl
很少有例外 there is exceptions very rarely
虽然 though
这些都可以忘记 and those can be forgotten
现在可能需要一分钟 Now this can be a minute
你要意识到，最终决定你能否回家的是朋友 you got to realize that it is the friends who ultimately decide whether or not you can go home with your grow
我们曾经遇到过你可能和我相似的情况 now we have ever been in a situation when you probably have been similar to me
当你和你的女孩说话的时候 When you talk to your girls
他喜欢 he likes
一切都很顺利 everything's going well
然后那只臭名昭著的手进来了 And then the infamous hand comes in
把她从朋友身边拖走 from the friend and they pull her away
或者像我们必须要去砰的一声 or things like we've got to go on a bam
黎明会喜欢我的 shit like that will love me in and dawn
她是 She is
他就像 And he was like
我的想法 what I thought
它要走了 it's going
好 well
不 no
他妈的不太顺利 it's not fucking going well
可能和你相处得很好 Might have going well with you
女孩 girl
但不是和她的朋友 but not with her friends
你也要意识到这一点 And you gotta be aware of that as well
现在 now
最重要的是 most importantly
头号人物 number one
你得明白 you got to understand
朋友不只是一个邪恶的小品种的坏女人，就像生长在树上或生长在冲浪者的粪便下面 friends are not just like evil little breed of bitchy women that is like growing on trees or growing underneath the surfers from shit
不 No
她的朋友在那里 her friends are there
保护 To protect
他们的女朋友 their girlfriend
你知道吗 and you know
什么 what
如果你看看那些特别需要帮助的人 if you look at the people out there specifically needy
贝塔餐 beta meals
你会明白的 you will understand
他们基本上会的 they will basically
自动假设 automatically assume
你喝醉了 that you're drunk
怪胎 creep weirdo
paya邮件 paya mail
不管是什么 whatever it is
他们会自动假设我称之为美国边境控制框架 they will automatically assume that I call this the us border control frame
如果你去过美国 If you ever travelled to the us
它会写进投币口 it will say in in the slot
小字体 in the small print
或者你去美国旅行 or if you travel the United States
它会自动地假设你在那里是为了非法工作或反省 it will be automatically assumed that you were there to illegally work or reflect
这是你的责任 And it is in your responsibility
西尔 Sir
以证明 to prove otherwise
同样的游戏 And it's the same game
因为朋友们不想干涉 because the friends don't want to intervene
他们想要保护 they want to protect
你有责任不给他们一个保护你的理由 And it is in your responsibility to not give them a reason to protect you her
让他们知道他们没有喝醉 to show them they not drunk
怪胎 creep weirdo
最重要的是 Most importantly
太 too
重构 the reframe
好 啊 ok
不像那些该死的朋友 not like those fucking friends them
是我对他们 it's me versus them
不 No
如果你准备好了 if you are ready
来自内心的态度 come from an inside attitude
从一个像 from a frame like
嘿 hey
我们是你的全部 we're all you going to have
打开 On
还有 there are also
我的朋友们 my friends
正确的 right
所有这些男性特征都是关于其他人的吗 Is all these alpha male features about other people
你和朋友打交道会容易得多 It will be a lot easier for you to deal with friends
躲开这里的一切是为了好玩而不是受伤 cover away from all here to have fun and to not get hurt
正确的 right
生理上的情感上的 Physical emotionally
不管我理解什么 whatever I understand
附加保护 Additional going to protect
按照这些规则雇佣 employ along those rules
但是我的女孩非常喜欢我 But my girl likes me so much
有很多次了 have it so many times
哦，我的上帝 Oh my god
你看这一切是如何把加沙超级监狱里的人激动起来的吗 you see how it all agitated somebody out of the Gaza super om
天哪 my god
我可以爱我 I could love me
但法国导演 Yet the France director
离开 away
对 yes
再一次 again
有个交易 here's a deal
如果你想得像&那样 if you ever think like &rew
对那个女孩很好 super on with the girl
她爱我 and she loves me
它会再次保护我 it will protect me again
有时也不是因为这个女孩太喜欢你而抛弃了你的朋友 the nor is not sometimes it works at the girl likes you so much that she's ditching your friends
但通常不会 but usually not
有个交易 Here's a deal
性感女生 Female hot girls
她基本上面临着在你和她朋友之间做出决定的选择 she basically faces the choice of when it is to decide between you and her friend
她面临的选择 She faces the choice of
好 啊 ok
在一边 on the one side
如果我支持一个男人 if I side with a guy
我可以享受一个充满高潮的夜晚 I can get a great night full of orgasms
最大限度 maximum
这是她能摆脱的最好办法 that's the best thing she can get out of it
一个美妙的夜晚充满了令人敬畏的高潮 a great night full of awesome orgasms
另一方面 On the other hand
虽然 though
如果她决定你 if she decides you
她一生都有被人叫出社交圈的风险 she runs risk of being called out in her social circle for entire rest of her life
还记得他死的时候吗 remember that time when he died
美国 Us
真是个随便的家伙 what a random guy
正确的 right
他们会给她很多麻烦 they will give her so much shit
你会被视为奴隶 You'll be seen as a slave
她基本上可以在社交圈自杀 She could basically go kill herself in her social circle
这显然是一个过度概括的极端例子 That's obviously an extreme example of over generalizing
但这是最基本的选择 but that is the basic choice
她要么支持你，要么支持你 She either sides with you
她冒着所有的风险 she risks all that
如果她是个性感的女孩会受伤 or hurt if she's a hot girl
她支持她的朋友 she sides with her friends
维持她的社会地位 maintains her social status
看起来不像个荡妇 doesn't look like a slut
不会因为抛弃她的朋友而被叫嚣 is not going to get called out for ditching her friends
我只想和另一个男人上床 I just going to fuck another dude
那是另外一段时间，因为女孩们实施了群体信仰框架 That's some other time because girls have the flock faith frame implemented
到目前为止 so much so far
太多了，因为他们有足够的权利 too much because they have abundance right
就好像这是自然的 just like it was natural
你工作了吗 Did you work on
他们都到了 they all get there
谁到了那里 who get there
我的朋友 my friend
但是女孩们打架了 But girls had a fight
创造了一个框架，这样他们就不会对你大发雷霆 creates frame so they couldn't give a flying fuck about you
他们总是再和朋友呆在一起 They always stay with their friends again
过度概括 over generalizing
有 there's
也有例外 there is exceptions
但这就是你需要默认的想法，这样才能让这些女孩敞开心扉 but that is what you need to think by default in order to open up all these girls
他们和朋友在一起 they're there with friends
你还可以拉他们 and you can still pull them
现在 now
明显地 obviously
我们正面临着一个问题，那就是大男人是干什么的 we're facing the questioning of what does the alpha male
自然是做什么的 what does the natural do
很容易 Very easy
调情的和他喜欢的女孩在一起 flirtatious and qualifying with the girl that he likes
和她的朋友们轻松愉快又有外交手腕 and lighthearted and diplomatic with her friends
基本的 basic
去回答上面那是肯定的，绝不会伤身 go to answer on top of that is positive and never body hurt
我知道有时候很糟糕 I know sometimes it's so bad
我知道有时候女孩真的很刻薄 I know sometimes girls really mean
但又一次 but again
如果你明白的话 if you understand it
只是想保护 just want to protect
如果你来自我们的框架 and if you come from the we frame
如果你告诉自己 and if you tell yourself
我想积极一点，永远不要 I want to be positive and never
但听到了吗 but heard
即使一个女孩给你屎 even though a girl gives you shit
或者那些女孩 or the girls
因为这是朋友们给你的分享瑜伽 because it's the friends give you shared yoga to go
基本上 Basically
我总是告诉你自己 I always tell yourself
他是什么人 what is it guy with so much abundance
他很自然地爱着每一个拥有如此美好时光的人 who's naturally loving every person who has so much of a good time
你想和其他人分享这种人会做什么 And you want to share with other people what would that kind of guy do
如果他买了她，或者他会对她友好吗 What if he bought her or would he be friendly to
朋友 friends
这最终让他们明白没有必要保护他们的朋友 which ultimately leads to them understanding that there's no need to protect their friend
你不是随机的 and then that you're not random
奇怪的醉鬼 weird drunk creep
这样就容易多了 as eases that
什么可以给我更多的实际例子 what's can give me more practical examples here
什么时候该做什么 What to do when
打开时 upon opening
朋友们在那里 the friends are there
你看到一个辣妹了 So you see a hot girl
她和你的朋友在一起 she's there with your friends
现在 Now
随意接近你喜欢的女孩 feel free to approach the girl that you like
第一次恶心 First Nausea
你也可以接近一群人 You can approach a group as well
这是 This is
你知道的 you know
神秘的东西 something mystery
我们在学校谈了很多 We talk a lot about at school
你也可以打开辣妹 You can also just open the hot girl
现在很重要 Now important
虽然 though
你有吗 is you got
感谢你的朋友 acknowledge your friends
尽快 soon as possible
大多数时候我都会进去 most of the time I go in
嘿 Hey
你好 hi
很高兴认识你 nice to meet you
哦 Oh
这些是你的朋友吗 are these your friends
嘿 Hey
很高兴认识你们 nice to meet you guys
所有与知识有强烈的眼神交流，并对他们表示尊重 all strong eye contact with knowledge and show them respect
通常已经是很好的一步了 usually already a very good step
差不多够了 Almost enough
为了大使馆 for an embassy
好 啊 ok
没有喝醉 not drunk
并不令人毛骨悚然 is not creepy
他并不奇怪 He's not weird
他尊重我们 he respect us
感谢我们 acknowledges us
他能说一句话，我们拿着图标 he's able to speak a sentence us hold icon
已经够好了 that's already very good enough
然后在互动中做什么 And then what to do within the interaction
在我的周边视野里 In my peripheral vision
我会留意朋友们 I keep an eye on the friends
如果他们有任何迹象表明驾驶舱坐得太多了 If they have any sign of about to cockpit seated so much is
当然 of course
对他很重要 important to whole eye on him
那个要去夜总会结帐的女孩 The girl to be on point to square up in a night club
我们谈过了 We talked about that
但还是 but still
把它们放在你的周边视野里 keep them in your peripheral vision
如果他们像这样脱颖而出 if they stand out like this
为什么？ why
就好像我要去Cbd了 that's like I'm about to Cbd
新混蛋 New asshole
因为你他妈的无视我承认了他任何事 because you fucking ignoring me acknowledged him anything
哦 Oh
我们刚和马谈过 we just talked to the horses
你对它有什么看法 What's your opinion about it like
啊啊，和我们一起去参加你的聚会别难过 Ah ah don't be sad coming your party with us
带着或者再次表现得过于友好 bring or and be overly friendly again
友好外交 friendly and diplomatic
它正在调查这个内场 It's looking into this infield for it
这就是一个如此美丽的例证 And this is just such a beautiful illustration
会发生什么 of what's going to happen
看看这里的第一帧 just look at the first frame here
我在和一个穿黑裙子的辣妹说话 I'm talking to a hotter girl in the black skirt
而现在呢 while that right now
但我在现场看着她的朋友 but I'm in set and look at her friend
从账单的角度来看，这是一种非常危险的立场 that is cock block alarm stance in terms of billing
她就像 And she's like
去他妈的 fuck this
我说的是黑板 I'm talking board
我要去警察局 I'm going to cop block
现在 now
接下来几分钟 the next couple of minutes
我就让他们玩 I'm just going to let them play
我不会在这里给你太多的口头反馈，我只是想知道发生了什么事需要一段时间 I won't give you a lot of of a verbal feedback here and just see how I always see what's going on is that it takes a while
但至少已经够快了 but at least it's fast enough
看看发生了什么事 See what's going on
看看她是警察 See that she's a cop
块状肢体语言 blocky body language
我总是让她回来 and I always get her back in
我太友好，太好了，一件美好的事情是 I'm overly friendly and overly nice and a beautiful thing is
朋友要让我一个人和我的女朋友在一起 the friend is going to leave me alone with my girl because again
她生来就不是个好惹的人 she's not born to be pitchy
你呢 You
她只是想让案子冷静下来 she just wants to make sure cases get cool
你也是 You also
尊重我 respecting me
抓住了 caught
我不需要阻止他 no need to cock block is my go to him
我能看见你 I could see you
K K
她也上了 she's on as well
我可以 I could
女孩们读起来很容易 Girls can read that so easily
好 啊 Ok
她喜欢他 she likes him
他们没有独自悲伤 haven't grieved them alone
没必要 there's no need
他是个很酷的人 He's a cool guy
我为这两个感到高兴 I'm happy for those two
你看到那个女孩真的离开了吗 and you see the girl actually leaving
我遇到了黑客攻击 I'm met hacking
所有的悲伤 all sad
我还是说 I'm actually still saying
嘿 hey
请和我们呆在一起然后我 please stay with us and then I
极地的 polar
很容易 it's as easy that
喜欢 like
让我们看看他们 let's see them
你们都认识 all you guys know each other
温柔的 tender
你们怎么认识的 how do you guys know each other
导火线 Tinder
我开玩笑的 I'm joking
看看她有多高兴 see how happy she she's like
我又是这个团体的一员了 I am part of the group again
但看看我怎么继续 but see how how I continue
我不是很好 I haven't been very good
200个不同的号码 200 different number
一起 Together
从字面上看 literally
只是说说 Just talk about
三十一 thirty one
说是的 say yes
我会做的 and I will do it
所以 so
夜 night
你和我 you and me
是 啊 yeah
不是很好 is not wonderful
就这样发生了 So it happened
他的朋友去了洗手间 His friend went to the bathroom
她回来了 She comes back
警察是干什么的 What does A P A guy do
像 Like
很快预订 book real quick
他妈的朋友要走了 it's going away for the fucking friend is going to be
不 No
我欢迎她回来我想 I'm welcoming her back in and I'm like
嘿 hey
听 listen
这就是我们刚才说的 This is what we just talked about
正确的 right
我总是说 I always say
喜欢 like
这就是我们刚才说的 this is what we just talk about
你觉得怎么样 What do you think about that
我刚和我的大蒜说话 And I just talked to my garlic
哦 oh
我们应该剪你的头发 we should cut your hair
我们应该得到它 We should have it
我是 I'm
在前面 in the front
喜欢 like
你怎么认为 what do you think
你知道什么朋友 you know what friend
如果你答应的话 if you say yes
我们要去做 we're going to do it
你和我 You and me
我们要给她剪头发，就像站在我给她人造力量的朋友一边 We're going to cut her hair some almost like siding with the friend I'm giving her artificial power
就像你说的那样 Like if you say so
因为你太酷了 because you're so cooler
但你太多了 but you so much
如果你说我们要给她剃头发看看她有什么习惯 if you say we're going to shave her hair and look how habits she's like
是 啊 yeah
完全像 totally like
谢谢你对我的认可 thanks for acknowledging me
我他妈的有把坏刀 I'm having a bad fucking knife
不吸引人 not attractive
没人会和我说话 nobody will talk to me
谢谢您 thank you
谢谢你的平等 Thank you for being equal
我只是对朋友太好了 I'm just overly nice to the friend
漂亮吗 Is that beautiful
看我们如何继续 It see how we continue
建造 built
看看她笑得怎么样 see how she's smiling here
就像她看到她有多开心 like she see how happy she she's like
谢谢您 thank you
这家伙很酷 This guy is cool
这一夜之间积累起来 And this accumulates overnight
直到我能拉住我的女孩 until I could pull my girl
不是很好 not very
你为什么忽视 why do you ignore
是 啊 yeah
还有一件漂亮的事 here's another beautiful thing
阿盖恩 Again
我支持那个女孩和她的朋友 I am siding with the girl with her friend
我告诉我的上帝 I'm telling my god
你为什么不理她 why do you ignore her
所以我总是喜欢唠叨我的女朋友 So I'm always like nagging my girl
再加上和朋友站在一起 plus siding with the friend
法国人越来越喜欢我了，这不是很酷吗 Isn't that cool and the French just like increasingly liking me
我没有 I'm not
我不喜欢调侃或者调情 I'm not like teasing or I'm not flirtatious
没有性冲动 there's no sexual arousal
我只是对她太好了 I'm just like overly nice to her
就这样 That's it
外交和友好 diplomatic and nice
不完全是这样 that's not quite
这真漂亮 this is beautiful
所以女孩现在觉得自己完全融入了这个群体 so the girl now feels fully integrated into the group
她在给我看一个男人的照片，他想和她玩得很酷 She's showing me pictures of some guy who wants to hit on her as all cool
再说一遍 and again
我就像 I'm like
我给她看 I'm showing her
好 啊 Ok
她知道我真的很喜欢我的女孩 she's she's aware that I really like my girl
她知道我只是对柏拉图式的哇哈感兴趣 and she's aware that I'm just interested in platonic waha
在她离开之前尽可能表现出尊重 show all the respect that's possible until she either leaves
这显然是一个极端 That is obviously an extreme
假设 assuming
例子 example
或者我拉我的女朋友 or I pull my girl
然后我们可能会听到我的计划在这一点上可能是好的 and then we would probably hear my plan at this point is probably ok
朋友会很尊重我的 The friend will really respect me
我尊重慈善学校 I respect charity school
我可能两个都有 I probably with both
我要确保朋友平安地回来 I make sure the friend comes in all safely
然后我忍不住要和我的女朋友去大厅吃点东西或者喝点什么 And then I tolerant ale's going to grab a bite to eat or another drink down at the lobby with my girl
去他妈的没关系 ever to fuck that is ok
制作另一个要保存的图形 make the other graph you'll save
甚至不错 or even good
拉得那么远才能把他们俩都拉起来 pull it that far to pull both of them
等到另一个女孩睡着了 Wait until the other girl was asleep
去他妈的，不然我就去洗手间 and fuck my girl or I go to the bathroom
给迈克尔拉个浴室或阳台什么的 Pull Michael A bathroom or balcony or whatever it is
基本上只是友好和朋友，让它发生在你的女孩身上 basically just be nice and friend and still make it happen with your girls
所以 So
她给我看了她手机上的东西 the friend here is she shows me stuff on her phone and like
哦，是的 oh yeah
很酷，看看结局如何 that's cool and see how it ends
可以 okay
没有公平的身体 no fair body
用一个 With a
所以她只是举了一个假设的例子 so she just gave the hypothetical example of like
哦 oh
你知道的 you know
如果我只是说 it would be great if I just say
哦 oh
我要回到房间，让你呆着 I'm going to go back to the room and leave you to be
大男人会怎么做 What would the alpha male do
就像我的反应一样 Just like I'm reacting
我要走了 I'm going
不去听我们的聚会 go no to hear party with us
嗯 Well
我就像 I'm like
不 no
你可以留下来 you can stay
很酷的是测试版呢 It's cool that what with the beta
我可能会做些类似的事情 I'll do probably something like
我甚至不知道蝙蝠侠会怎么做 I didn't even know what the batman would do by the P A
我会喜欢 I would be like
嘿 hey
我 I
你应该走了 you should go
这有点太过分了，她会觉得不受尊重 it's a little too pushy and she would feel disrespected
但我就像高 But I'm like goh
不 no
和我们一起听派对 to hear a party with us
我自己给你一点象征性的抵抗 Just give a little bit of a token resistance myself
希望她真的离开 hoping that she would actually leave
她还想知道如果我对这个想法过于兴奋的话我的反应 She also wants to see my reaction if I'm like overly excited about that idea
但我没有表现出那种反应 but I don't show it that reaction with
我喜欢这样 I love that
看看我的脸 just look at my face here
我尽我最大的努力让自己看起来很悲伤 I'm doing my best to look all sad in my head
我就像 I'm like
对 yes
现在去普西的免费公路 free road now to Pussy
没有对象 no object
因为我有更多的朋友回家尽力去看奥斯卡 Because I'm more friends going home and doing my best to look osc
哦，不 Oh no
真的没有 really no
表示尊敬 Showing her respect
她知道我很高兴她知道那个女孩很高兴但我们只是在演戏 she knows I'm happy she knows the girl is happy but we just acting
一起玩 playing along
创作社交音乐会作品 creating social concert works
好 啊 ok
她跳了起来 and she leaps
让我们看看我们如何继续前进 And let's see how we keep going
和自由 and freedom
我 I
晚安 good night
所以 so
可以 okay
当然 sure
我也喜欢这个 I love this too
她不伤心 She's not sad
她只是累了 she's just tired
这是我女儿们的合理化 This is rationalization for my girls
他会知道你需要的工具 He's going to know a tool that you need
担心它很酷 It's cool to worry about it
她只是累了 She's just tired
希望吃得对 wished to eat right
我们应该去那里听听 We should just to hear it there
做点什么然后从我女朋友那里借来 do something followed by an ioi from my girl
美丽的 Beautiful
美丽的 beautiful
她说那很酷 She rationalizes that cool
我会一起玩 I'd play along
她跟着玩，然后是投资回报率 she plays along and followed by an roi
夜晚就这样结束了 And the night ends like this
我们在这里等出租车 we're waiting for the cab line here
卡巴伦继续和我聊天 cabalen keep chatting easy spiel for me now
吻别摄像机 kiss camera goodbye
希望坐出租车 hoped to the cab
然后就可以出去玩了 and then it's off to have a good time
好姑娘 great girl
他们俩都得说 both of them got to say
显然，这是解决问题的理想方法 And obviously that's the ideal way of dealing with that
它并不总是那么有效 It doesn't always work that well
但这是一个很好的展示，如果你很好，它可以带来什么 but it's very good showcase of where it can bring if you're nice
已经和朋友外交了 And already diplomatic to the friend
如果你有个职业选手怎么办 now what happens if you have a pro
她走了 She goes
她独自站在那里 she standing there alone
通常在酒吧里 usually in a bar
俱乐部 a club
她的朋友们晚点回来 and her friends come in later
现在 Now
重要的是要知道他是什么样的没有经验的球员 important to know he's what is the unexperienced player who he's like
好 well
女孩们大声说 girls aloud
我要去他妈的 I'm going to fuck her
了解自然 know the natural
有经验的自然人会知道的 the experienced natural is going to know
好 啊 Ok
她来这里只是为了 she's just here for an
平均30到90秒 average of 30 to 90 seconds
朋友 Friends
可能是洗手间 probably the bathroom
朋友们要去喝一杯 Friends are going to get a drinks
会有很多朋友 There's going to be friends very
很快 very soon
这是你要做的 Here's what you do
又是一次 It's again
从来没有 never about
如果她被拖走了我该怎么办 what do I do if the drag her away
很有可能把她拖走 that drag her away is probably very likely
那已经太晚了 That's already too late
你已经无能为力了 There's nothing you could do about it anymore
所以你要做的是第一 So what you do is number one
很早以前 the very early
几乎是第一件事 almost one of the first thing
我在打听 I'm inquiring
是 Is
和谁在一起？他们叫什么名字 who are here with and what their names
女孩独自站在那里 where the girl standing there alone and like
可以 okay
这是你们的小组 here's your group
然后她在酒吧里这么说 and then she says that at the bar
浴室 the bathroom
废话 blah
所以通常会给你一个答案 so usually gives you an answer
朋友们会回来吗 What of friends were going to be back very
很快的 very soon then
我的酷 my cool
多少？ How many
1 1
2 2
三 three
废话 blah
无论什么 whatever
在凉水上 And on the cool water
他们的名字 their names
他们有有趣的名字吗 do they have funny names
任何类似的东西 anything like that
现在 now
你猜如果我知道怎么办 guess fucking what if I know
例如 for example
站在那里的女孩 girl standing there
我知道有两个朋友会从家里回来，然后从浴室回来 I know two friends are going to come from from the come home and come back from the bathroom
他们的名字 Their names
酶联免疫吸附试验 Elisa
珍妮 Jenny
我要做的事情太美了 what I'm going to do this is so beautiful
朋友们要去看看 the friends are going to see
好 啊 ok
随便打我们的朋友 random fucking guy hitting on our friend
保护保护很奇怪 Protection protection protection is weird
疯子 crazy
不管我们他妈的是谁 whatever the fuck we are
保护 protector
他们进来了 they come in
但我要做的是 but here's what I do
积极的 active
一旦朋友们进来 Once the friends come in
一旦你看到那双手 once you see that hands coming
你必须积极主动 and you gotta be active
理想的情况是 ideally wants to
手进来了 hand comes in
嘿 Hey
很高兴认识你 nice to meet you
我叫麦克斯 My name is max
你一定是丽莎和珍妮 You must be Lisa and Jenny
太酷了 it's so cool
因为你甚至可以看到他们有多惊讶 because you even see the how they surprised many times
好像他知道我们的名字 like he knows our name
那就意味着他不会害怕 that means he can't be creepy
怪人 weirdo
因为他 because he
那些已经是名字了 those are names already
它显然是巨大的 It's obviously massively
或者这里的概括 or generalization here
但这是一个非常 but it's a very
非常好的迹象 very good sign
让他们知道从那时起就没有威胁了 to show them that there's no threat coming from then on top of that
我说的话 I say things like
我已经听到很多关于你的坏话了 I heard a lot bad things about you already
或者像 or things like
哦 oh
你也是瑞典人吗 are you from Sweden as well
哦 Oh
我们一直在谈论这个 we've been talking about this
哦嘿 Oh hey
你和她一样聪明吗 are you as intelligent as her
你也是从布拉来的吗 are you also from blah
废话 blah blah
我该怎么办 what do I do about that
什么是潜在的国家沟通 What is the underlying national communication here is
如果 if
如果我说我听到很多关于你的坏话 if I say things like I heard a lot of bad things about you
或者你也是从X Y Z来的 or are you from X Y Z as well
它在告诉他们 it's telling them
嘿 hey
我在这段对话中已经有很长时间了 I've been in this conversation for a longer time already
哪一个 which
再一次 again
反过来 in turn
告诉他们 tells them
如果他在这段对话中已经有很长时间了 if he has been in this conversation for a longer time already
他不会怪的 he can't be weird
因为我们的朋友早就把他们炸飞了 because our friend would have blown them out already
如果他不奇怪的话 And if he's not weird
我们没必要保护他 is no need for us to protect him
他知道她的名字 he knows her name
他已经听到很多关于我们的坏话了 and he is already heard a lot of bad things about us
他知道我们是从X Y Z来的 He knows we're from X Y Z
他不会怪的 he can't be weird
它不漂亮 It's not beautiful
还有关于 And the cool thing about
我听到很多关于你的坏话 I heard a lot of bad things about you
他们永远不会否认 They will never deny it
你可以跟她开玩笑 You could joke her
正确的 right
哦 Oh
我听说我要照顾你 I I've heard I've got to take care of you
哈哈 Haha
太酷了 That's cool
是 啊 Yeah
所以 So
无论如何 anyway
真 的 wow
你们这样做就像 you guys doing that like
很好，因为看起来 it's so good because there looks like
该死 damn
关于驾驶舱的事 about the cockpit out there
但他其实很好 but he's actually nice
然后是最重要的几年 And then it begins the most important years
你一定要活跃起来 You got to be active
积极的 active
让我们看看这段内场录像 Let's look into this infield footage
我把这个和这个相框放在这里 I'm going to leave this with this frame here
只是想看看它会是什么样子 just to kind of have a glimpse of what it's going to look like
所以我在和这里的度假女孩说话，她是我后来想拉的女孩的朋友 So I'm talking to the resort girl here who is the friend of the girl I later on wants to pull
顺便说一句 And by the way
你看到整套了吗 you see the whole set
如果你有自然的版本，他包括马克西斯 if you have the natural version that he includes the maxxis
整个开放 the entire open
投票和 a poll and
如果你看到我托多斯抚养的女孩 if you see me todos reared girl
你也看到站在我们中间的那个人吗 you also see the guy here standing in between us
现在 Now
够有趣的了 funny enough
我一直在谈论她的女儿和我的女儿 I've been talking about her girl and my girl
对我们来说相当长的时间 for us significant amount of time
我想是1010 I think 1010
15分钟 15 minutes
差不多吧 Something like that
这家伙刚到这里 this guy literally just got here like
两秒钟前 literally 2 seconds ago
他来了 He got here
现在 now
如果你看图片的右角 if you look at the right corner of the picture
你看到那两个可爱的金发女孩来了吗 you see those two cute blonde girls coming
领队的女孩就是我想拉的女孩 and the girl leading is the girl I want to pull
那女孩呢 And the girl
他和她在一起 he's she's having her with her
那是第三个朋友 That's where a third friend
那是法国人 that's the French
她知道去接电话 She knew to pick up
以前和现在他们都要一起回家 before and now they're all going to go home together
而是 Rather
上帝已经认识我了 god knows me already
承认她 Have acknowledge her
和她玩得开心 have fun with her
她已经喜欢我了 she likes me already
但是新的花园现在就要来了 But the new gardens coming in now
这就是问题所在 and this is the question
当我问你的时候 when I ask you
我的朋友 my friend
是 is
我和这家伙对这个新来的女孩有什么不同吗 is there a difference for this new girl between me and this guy
只是为了她那一刻所看到的 just for what she seeing at that very moment
答案是什么 the answer
当我帮助你的时候 as I help you
现在知道了吗 now know
他妈的没什么区别 there is no fucking difference
就像他一样 Just like him
我本来可以在2秒钟前接近的 I could have literally just approach in 2 seconds ago
而且她可以立刻呕吐 and she could immediately cock
别碰我 block the shit out of me
现在他们进来注意我在做什么 now they're coming in and notice what I'm doing
我所做的就是和铁路上的朋友交流几米 what I'm making sure of communicating railway friends a few meters as well
朋友 friend
对她来说 to her
在他的肩膀上 had on his shoulder
问Rtd摇一摇象征着他们 asking the Rtd shake symbolizes them
已经和她谈过了 Already talked to her
她也是瑞典人吗 Is she Swedish as well
再一次 again
象征着更高层次的语言 symbolizing even more verbal level
好 啊 Ok
我知道你们是瑞典设计公司 I know you guys are Swedish design Sweden
这告诉了朋友 And that tells the friend
好 啊 ok
这家伙 this guy
而不是另一个他妈的被动的人 as opposed to the other guy who just remains all fucking passive
就像我们很多人一样 like many of us do
老实说 To be honest
有这个人的国会吗 any congress of this guy
马克斯很酷 max is cool
他已经和他们谈了很久了 and he's been already talking them for a longer time
所以我们要总结一下刚才发生的事情 So we got to summarize what just happened
朋友进来了 Friend comes in
我已经花了很多时间在这部片子里了 No difference between me who has already spent a significant amount of time in this set
其他人呢 and the other guys
她看不出有什么不同 she sees no difference
我保证她能理解 I make sure she understands
朋友 Friend
你也是瑞典人吗 are you from Sweden as well
底层通信 Underlying communication
我在这里已经很久了 I've been in the said a long time
只是交流一下 only communication of that
我不能害怕，否则已经被炸飞了 I can't be creepy because otherwise have been blown out already
我很活跃 And I'm active
我甚至不给她一个机会去责怪第一位和幸福结局的破坏者 and I don't even give her a chance to cop blame the first place and happy ending spoilers
我再做一次免费的极地，看整个剪辑 I do polar again for free to watch the entire clip
如果你 If you
有包含mac os的版本 have the version that include mac os
这是个很棒的剪辑 It's great clip
很好的民意测验 It's great poll
我干得不错 great work for me
现在 now
投票时 upon polling
你和朋友们做什么 what do you do with the friends
基本原则 The basic rule
总是一个可玩的 always a playable
从一开始就要让朋友喜欢你 is make sure the friends like you from the get go
别试图像对待朋友一样对待他们 Don't try to deal with them like poor at a friends
或者我们不是吗 Or are we no
一定要让我这么喜欢你 make sure I like you so much
说 say
别插手 don't intervene at all
一开始只有艾琳 It only Irene in the first place
现在 Now
如果你的目标与你同在 if your goal comes with you
我通常求助于朋友 I usually turn to the friends
有时甚至步行去见朋友 sometimes even walk to the friends
我和我的女朋友是个孤独的人 and I'm an isolation with my girl
我走到朋友们面前，正式向他们道别 And I walked to the friends and officially saying goodbye them
很多次因为 because many times
如果你在不知情的情况下拉着你的女孩 if you pull your girl all unknowing
他们要去哪里 where are they going to do
你将要给她打电话和施加压力的即时通讯时间 Quant and the time of the instant communication you're going to text that are going to call her and pressured on the
你只是欢迎离开 you just welcome left
回来吧 Come back right
女孩 Girl
不能再这样了 can't side was usually again
必须选择社会 has to choose the socially
社会群体过度使用 the social group overused
或者你的家人 or your folks
所以理想情况下 So ideally
我总是正式地对朋友说这件事 I always officially say about it to friends
不管我做什么我都会和我的女朋友去那里 I just spent whatever what I do is I go there with my girl
我看着所有的鱼 I look all the fish
我做肘关节的动作，我们稍后再讨论 I do the elbow move that we're going to talk about later
我就像 I'm like
嘿 hey
朋友 friends
珍妮 Jenny
我们要走了 we're going to go
废话 blah
很快 real quick
我一定会把她安全带回来的 And I'll obviously make sure to bring her back safe and sound
我们要去布拉 And we're going to go to blah
废话 blah
我们要去吃饭了 we're going to go eat
我们出去 we go outside
呼吸点新鲜空气 get some fresh air
很快就会去看电影 Would go watch a movie with quick
我还能说什么 What else do I say
我说我和珍妮 I said me and Jenny
我不会带她去的 it's not like I'm going to take her
即使你是认真的 even if you mean it
而我要用她的语言能力 while I'm going to take her power of words
听起来非常棒 sounds very extremely a
我和珍妮要去，即使我们没有，珍妮也决定去 me and Jenny are going to go mean Jenny decided even though we didn't
我是发起所有行动的人 and I'm the one who initiates all the action
我要承担责任 I'm taking responsibility
但让它听起来像我们讨论过的 but to make it sound like we discussed it
她很酷 she's Cool
等等 et cetera
等等 Et cetera
看看我们都想做的事 See power birds of applying that we both want to do it
这就是我们想要做的 which is what we want to do
无论如何 anyway
但我会让它听起来更好 but I'll just make it sound a lot nicer
朋友们更容易接受 a lot more acceptable for the friends
加时间限制 Plus time constraint
我们要去那里1020分钟 we're going to go there for 1020 minutes
即使你想倒酒 even though you want to pour
你需要一个小时 And it's going to take an hour to you
这么说是因为很多事情都是超级朋友 Just say that because a lot things super friends
让你的女孩更容易接受 to accept that a lot easier for your girl to accept that as well
时间限制 Time constrained
除此之外 Plus on top of that
我确保他们感到安全 I make sure they feel safe
太好了 overly nice
我就像你的手机 I'm like your phone
你的手机在你的电池上 Your phones are on your battery
确保我们保持不变 Make sure we stay in constant
好 啊 ok
除此之外 On top of that
我和我的 I exchange numbers with my
和她的朋友们 with her friends
恨你知道吗 Hate you know what guys
我要拿我的号码，你们看到什么就发短信给我 here's what I'm going to take my number just text me when you guys see anything
如果她不回来的话，给我发个短信就行了 just text me if she's not coming back with the 30 minutes called of costs
这是我的身份证 here's my id
事实上，我认为是因为我付出 I in fact take it that for I give
我的身份证让他们照张相 my id and let them take a picture from it
就像这里 like here
发到淘宝 send it to the taobao
就在附近 which is near
我十分钟后回来 And I'm back in ten minutes
我们会把它安全地带回来 and we are bringing it back safe and sound
别再叫警察了 Don't never going to call it cops
埃克赞也不想惹麻烦 and eczane don't want to get into problem in trouble either
只是简单多了 it's just so much easier
如果你基本上什么都做了，就让他们觉得很安全 just make them feel so safe if you're basically doing everything
醉汉 A drunk
令人毛骨悚然的怪人罪犯不会让我感到真正的安全 creepy weirdo criminal would not do make me feel really safe
这真是太疯狂了 and it's so crazy how well that works
显然不知道什么总是有效的 obviously doesn't know what always work
但它需要很多时间 but it works a lot of time
现在 Now
如果她还不能和你一起回家 if she can't come home with you yet
因为她共用一辆出租车 cause she's sharing a cab
在那里 There
都住在同一地区 all live in the same area
或者在同一栋楼里 or at the same buildings
像那样的东西也要带上 Stuff like that come with them
找个借口和他们一起去 Find an excuse to come with them
简单的借口 Easy excuse
我住在同一地区 I live in the same area
哦 Oh
顺便问一下你住什么地方 what do you live by the way
不可能 no way
我也是 me too
太酷了，不然我就和别人一起坐计程车了 That's so cool that else I'll share a cab
为我们省钱 Saves us money
正确的 right
理想的 Ideally
他们信任你 they trust you
他们知道了吗 Any idea they know already
但它们又激活了它们 but the actives them again
这是很容易的借口，所以他们可以接受 that is easy excuse so they can accept it
所以你可以和他们一起去 So you can come with them
你跟他们来 You come with them
然后你同时下了车 and then you get out of the cab the same time
骑 rides
例如 For example
他们在同一个区域 they do them the same area
但他们都跳得更早 but they all hop out earlier
如果那女孩和 If the girl hops out with
第一 first
如果一个女孩第一个跳出来 if a girl hops out its first
你活得像 you live as
哦 oh
凉爽的 cool
实际上离我住的地方有两个街区 That's actually two blocks from where I live
我要带她到你家门口 I'm going to bring her to your door
我是个绅士 I'm a gentleman
很高兴见到你 And system was so nice to meet you
丽莎 Lisa
不管其他名字是什么 And whatever other names are
你们真是太酷了 you guys are so cool
我是说 I mean
任何类似的事情 Facebook by away anything like that
帽子怎么样 How about the cap
如果她是最后一个帮出租车的 if she's the last one that helps out the cab
显然 Obviously
我也住在我住的地方 all I live in my area as well
我会确保她没事 I'll make sure she's all
听起来又安全了 sounded safe again
很快听起来很奇怪，如果在大西洋上是这样的话 it might sound outlandish soon and if it does on Atlantic you
因为你有足够的朋友 it's because you have a friend of the friends enough
会非常容易的 It's going to be super easy
一旦他们接受你并且喜欢你 Once they accept you and they like you
准备好了吗 Ready
或者其他的东西 or other things
他们住在同一个地方 they live in the same place
A室友 A roommates
再一次 again
找个借口和他们一起去 find an excuse to come with them
我要带你们到门口来 I'm going to bring you guys to the door
宝贝 baby
Step yourself以后你自己会说更多的事情 Step yourself will talk a lot more of something yourself later on
宝贝 baby
把他们踩到盖子上 Step them to the cap
进了瓶盖，进了门 into the cap and to the door
你知道我会给你带来什么吗 You know what I'll bring you to the door
这是个棘手的问题 It's rough patch
不管你他妈的住在维也纳 whatever the fuck you live in Vienna
顺便说一句 by the way
最稳妥的官员 the safest sound official
世界 the world
如果我们要成为一个粗野的选美比赛 if we are to be a rough pageant
我会确保你们都安全 I'll just make sure you guys are all safe
还有门 And for the door
把它拿到门口 bring it to the door
哦，见鬼 Oh shit
你有假和尚 you got fake monk
军队炮兵阵亡 Army battery died
你们有iphone吗 You guys have iphone
不太好 no great
有个安卓系统吗 Have an android
无法为我的手机充电 Cannot charge my phone
我的室友什么都不捡 My roommate doesn't pick up anything that can
我用洗手间 I use a bathroom
还有那个 and that
以朋友的风声为借口 using the excuse of winds of the friends
去睡觉然后去你的女朋友 go to sleep and then fuck your girl
如果它们看起来都是同一个地方 if they all seem the same place
去阳台 go to balcony
让她给你看些东西 Let her show you something
问她能不能把你从他们的粥里带到浴室里 ask her if she can bring you down to the lobby puller from their porridge to the bathroom
他妈的很有创意 B fucking creative
我都做到了 I did all that
我在浴室拉女孩 I pull girls in the bathroom
我把她拉下楼 I pulled her back downstairs
告诉他们朋友们马上就回来 told the guys were the friends were going to be right back
所有这些 All these things
太疯狂了 it's crazy
确实有用 It does work
对此要开诚布公 Be open minded for that
关于拉我们 about pulling us
会很容易吗 ever going to be easy
总会有一些压力 there's always going to be some push
不如现在就预料到 It might as well expect it now
有时候就是不行 Sometimes it just doesn't work
朋友们喜欢 the friends like
不，谢谢 no thank you
我知道你想做绅士 I know you want to be gentlemen
但不用了谢谢 but no thank you
我们不想让你来因为我男朋友在那里 We don't want you to come because my boyfriend's there
就像我的朋友 like my friend
女孩的朋友 the friend of the girl
或者我妈妈 or my mom
或者别的什么 or whatever
你不能跟你一起去 You can't come with you
没关系 It's ok
数字关闭 Number close
数量 Number
加利福尼亚州 Ca
哈拉雷 Harare
你应该在整个互动过程中的某个时刻做些什么以防万一 you should have done anyway throughout the interaction at some point in case
你知道的 you know
失败者 loser
我们要绞死所有的人 And we are hanging all guys
圣诞老人会酷吗 Will Santa cool
非常感谢你所做的一切 Thanks so much for everything
高调离开就很容易 Leave at a high note is as easy as that
然后你可以试着打鳄鱼 And then you can try to hit the gator
我们将讨论更多关于这个和如何安排约会 and we'll talk more about this and how to set up a date
你已经去那一章了 You were already going to that chapter
齐塔人 zeta
等等 et cetera
现在我们讨论了如何和朋友打交道，你已经知道了这一点的基本原理 Now we talked about how to deal with friends you already know the underlying natural principles of that
很明显 and obviously
现在我们要开始你的行动号召 now we're going to get to your call to action
我的朋友 my friend
这是个他妈的实践计划，不只是洗一个理论然后等你真的出去应用它 This is a practice fucking program to not just wash a theory and wait until you really go out and apply this
这是 This is
你今晚叫了行动 you called actions tonight
出去至少做三套 go out and do three sets minimum
你也可以出去做dgm You can also go out doing dgm
顺便说一句 by the way
最少三套 three sets minimum
而女孩并不孤单 while the girl is not alone
进去看看 go in there and just observe
前几分钟 the first couple of moments
他们的反应如何 how they react
或者过度保护或者交换外表开始像是想把目标拖得很快然后和他们成为朋友 or over protective or exchange in looks started like trying to drag the goal we very quickly and then befriend them
承认他们 acknowledge them
告诉你你也对他们感兴趣 show you that you are interested in them as well
柏拉图层次 on platonic level
看看是什么带来的 and see what brings
然后 And then
如果你觉得特别自信 if you feel particularly confident
试着移动和弹跳，这样你就可以 try to move and try to bounce so you can either
如果你想 if you feel like
嘿 hey
一切都很顺利 it's going so well
他们爱我 They love me
隔离你的器官 isolate your organ
喜欢 like
嘿 hey
我要把她踢得很快 I'm going to kick up her with quick
虽然有一个普遍的去检查这个很可能是添加回或移动整个组 though having a generally going to check this out could well be add back or moved the entire group
但请随意表演舞会 but feel free to do a show balls
表现出你有支配性的行为 show that you've dominant behavior
你可以移动它们，同时又非常的柏拉图式和友好 and you can move them around while at the same time being extremely platonic and nice
去吧 Do that
告诉我 Let me know
让你的家人知道 Let your natural family know
在Facebook群中 In the Facebook group
邮政 postal
报告 report
即使只是一句话 even if it's just one sentence
头工作a不对 head worked a doesn't right
会帮你的 will help you out post
我记得你想负起责任 I remember you want to be accountable
为了你自己的成功 for your own success
尽管我有责任 as much as I'm accountable for that
谢谢 thanks
这样做，在你做之前不要看下一个视频 do that and don't watch the next video until you did that
走吧 Let's go