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影片壓制：死亡騎士 字幕調校：灰灰 死亡騎士 招募Q號：76846146
片名：魔幻月光
柏林 1928年
太棒了 太棒了 Bravo! Bravo!
我不明白 指揮是傻子麼 I don't understand. Is the conductor a blithering idiot?
我們對了六遍拍子 We went over the tempo six times!
應該是緩緩的 緩緩的 緩緩的 不是賽馬曲 It's adagio, adagio, adagio. It's not racehorse tempo!
對 對 我很抱歉 很抱歉 克勞福德先生 Ja, ja, Herr Crawford. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
什麼？別光跟這道歉 What? Don't be sorry!
想想該怎麼辦 道歉有什麼用 Get it right. What good are apologies
關鍵瞬間的詩意都沒了 when the poetry of the moment is lost?
還有你 你在箱子裡準備好以後應該敲兩下的 And you! You're supposed to knock when you're ready in the trunk.
不然我怎麼知道你已經準備好了 How do I know when you're all clear?
不好意思 克勞福德先生 我那個姿勢連氣都喘不上來 Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Crawford, I couldn't breathe in that...
我不是雇你來喘氣的 Well, you're not hired to breathe!
克勞福德先生 這是她第一次表演 But it was her first time, Mr. Crawford.
天啊 我們一下午都在排練 My God, we went over this routine all afternoon.
我怎麼知道什麼時候開始插劍 How do I know when to begin sticking in the swords?
我可能會刺死你 I could have stabbed you to death,
然後我戲服上全是血 and then, I get blood on my ensemble.
哦 魏嶺秀先生 您的表演永遠這麼棒 Oh, Mr. Wei Ling Soo! You were, as always, brilliant!
讓我把袍子脫了 Oh, I've already taken off my robe.
我們能和你合影嗎？ Can my wife and I take a photo of you?
簽個名吧 求求您了 An autograph, please?
簽名是給腦子有病的人準備的 Autographs are for mental defectives.
但我想證明自己見過您 But I want to prove I met you.
別忙活了 我寧可這個證明不存在 Well, if you don't mind, I'd rather that proof didn't exist.
萬一你是個愛雞姦的人怎麼辦 What if you get picked up for sodomy?
進來 Yes!
斯坦利 Stanley?
伯坎 Burkan!
最近怎麼樣 霍華德 How are you, Howard?
好著呢 你仍然是世界上最棒的魔術師啊 Brilliant. You are still the best in the world.
就是身邊這幫野蠻人太差勁了 No thanks to the assorted Neanderthals I have to deal with.
你一點都沒變 Oh, you haven't changed.
還是個完美主義者 勢利眼 You're still a perfectionist, a snob, a genius,
跟斑疹傷寒一樣有魅力的天才 with all the charm of a typhus epidemic.
整天被一幫殺手圍著我有什麼辦法 Well, can I help it if I'm surrounded by assassins?
不管怎麼樣 你還是讓我們像中了魔咒似的 Nonetheless, you held us spellbound.
最後那一下 你進棺材裡然後又從椅子上 And that last effect, from the sarcophagus into the empty chair,
轉出來 when you swivel around...
我是說 我自己也表演過消失和再現的把戲 I mean, I do a vanish-and-reappearance trick in my show
用皮箱子把我最好看的妹妹 where I transport my pretty assistant
從舞台的一邊變到另一邊 from one side of the stage to the other in a steamer trunk,
但那跟你的表演比起來簡直什麼都不是 but it is nothing compared to what you do.
這一招是我自創的 I invented that effect myself.
如果你水平夠 And if you're very good,
等我們有空的時候 我會教你是怎麼做到的 when we have more time, I'll teach you all the moves.
其實特別簡單 你肯定行 It's actually... It's very simple. You can do it anywhere.
那一招簡直太讚了 It's a spectacular trick.
見到你太高興了 我們多久沒見了 It's so good to see you. How long has it been?
起碼一年了 巡演順利嗎 It's a year, at least. And the tour's going well?
嗯 特別順利 這周就結束了 Yes, it's going quite well. It concludes this week.
慕尼黑的反響不錯 巴塞羅那愛死我了 Munich was good. Barcelona adored me.
你絕對猜不到 誰去蘇黎世看我的表演了 And you'll never guess who came to see the show in Zurich.
- 伊妮德·帕克斯頓 - 伊妮德·帕克斯頓？ - Enid Paxton. - Enid Paxton?
剛開始的時候 Little thing in third form,
我們都雇過的助手 we both used her as an assistant
- 在我們剛開始做魔術這一行的時候 - 哦 - when we decided to become magicians. - Ah...
你把她鋸成了兩半 我把她的頭砍下來了 You sawed her in half, and I cut her head off.
她可是個玩火的姑娘 Well, she was a game girl.
- 她最近怎麼樣 - 哦 她 很好 - Uh, how is she? - Oh, she's fine.
挺好的 疤也不太明顯 You don't really notice any of the scars.
當然了 她比我的大象還胖 Of course, she's fatter than my elephant.
什麼 頭髮卷卷的小美人伊妮德 What? Pretty little Enid with the curls?
時間很殘酷啊 霍華德 Well, the years can be cruel, Howard.
像那人說的 生活又骯髒又殘忍又短暫 "Life is nasty, brutish and short," as the man said.
- 是霍布斯說的嗎 - 對肯定就是他 - Was it Hobbes? - Yes, I believe it was Hobbes.
托馬斯·霍布斯 此句取自其著作《利維坦》
我倆肯定特別合得來 I'd have got on rather well with Hobbes.
咱們去喝一杯嗎 Shall we go for a drink?
好主意 伯坎 我們可以聊聊近況 Brilliant notion, Burkan. We can catch up.
斯坦利 我需要你的幫助 Stanley, I need your help.
啊 劇情變複雜了 我請你喝威士忌 Ah, the plot thickens. I'll buy you a scotch.
卡特利奇一家人都非常好 The Catledge family are wonderful people.
卡洛琳·卡特利奇是我的老朋友 Caroline Catledge is an old friend of mine.
他們是匹茲堡的有錢人 They're a wealthy Pittsburgh family.
父親去世之前靠煤礦致富 Father made millions in coal before he died.
現在跟幾個家族都有往來 其中一個在法國南部 They're socialites with several houses, one in the south of France.
問題是 現在有一個年輕的姑娘跟他們在一塊 Now, the thing is, there's a young woman staying with them,
她讓卡特利奇家人相信她是個靈媒 who has them believing that she's a spirit medium.
哦天吶 又一個裝巫婆的 Oh, Lord, not another fake psychic.
她們像瘟疫一樣甩不掉 What a pestilence they are.
他們讓她預測未來 They're taken with her predictions of the future.
他們愛聽什麼就說什麼唄 就是這麼回事 Telling them what they want to hear. Precisely.
然後再找他們收費 Hmm, and charging them for all the good news she brings.
沒錯 當然了 她長得挺漂亮的 Exactly right. And, of course, she's a pretty young thing.
那是自然 卑鄙的江湖騙子需要漂亮的臉蛋 Well, of course. A pretty face never hurt a cheap swindler.
布萊斯·卡特利奇 卡洛琳的弟弟 Brice Catledge, Caroline's brother,
也就是家族財產的繼承人 the heir to the family fortune,
覺得自己愛上她了 fancies himself in love with her.
你知道嗎 我搞不明白自己更厭惡哪種人 You know, I don't know who I loathe more,
用劣質把戲欺騙容易上當的人的騙子 those who use simple tricks to prey on the gullible,
還是那些容易上當的人自己 他們那麼蠢 被騙都活該 or the gullible, who are so stupid, they deserve what they get.
布萊斯的姐姐卡洛琳 Brice Catledge's sister Caroline
嫁給了一個醫生 一個精神分析師 is married to a doctor, a psychoanalyst,
他堅持讓這個女人 and he insisted on this woman doing her seances,
當著兩個很有名望的科學家的面通靈 in the presence of two renowned scientists.
哦 得了吧 Oh, rubbish.
他不知道科學家是最好騙的嗎 Doesn't he know that scientists are among the easiest to fool?
這就是讓我尷尬的地方 Well, this is the thing, I'm embarrassed to say,
我看著這個女的通靈 各個角度一遍一遍地看 that I watched this woman work from every angle, time and again,
但還是找不出破綻 and I couldn't find anything amiss.
我盯著她的一舉一動 I mean, I watched every move, and Lord knows,
而且我對天發誓 我使勁看她有沒有耍讀心術愛用的小動作 I know pretty much every mind-reading and seance trick there is,
但我還是找不出一點破綻或者可疑的地方 but I couldn't find a flaw or spot a single suspicious move and...
我都開始懷疑自己的思維能力了 你知道 我甚至覺得 I began to doubt my own clear thinking.
沒準她真的是靈媒 You know, I thought, "Maybe, she's the real thing."
她不是靈媒 霍華德 那都是騙人的 There is no real thing, Howard! It's all phony!
從通靈到梵蒂岡再到其他的什麼 都是假的 From the seance table, to the Vatican and beyond!
真不敢相信你居然說出這種話 I can't believe you're saying this.
我很替他們家擔心 I'm very worried for the family.
如果你能來觀察一下她發功的樣子就好了 If you could come and observe her in action?
畢竟拆穿假靈媒這種事 After all, you are the greatest debunker
沒人比你做得更好了 of fake spiritualists in the world.
沒人能逃過你的火眼金睛 There's not a single one who's got past you.
我和奧莉維亞都準備好 Olivia and I were all set to take a holiday,
去加拉帕戈斯群島度假了 travel through the Galapagos.
但是你討厭度假 But you hate holidays.
你所有的時間都待在屋裡練魔術把戲 You'll spend your whole time in your room practicing card tricks,
永遠見不著大海龜 and you'll never see the big turtles.
再說了 你一直很喜歡法國南部 And besides, you've always loved the south of France,
而且你可以去拜訪一下你的姨媽瓦妮莎 and you could visit your Aunt Vanessa.
如果這個女的知道偉大的魏嶺秀在盯著她 But if this woman knows she's being watched by the great Wei Ling Soo,
她會找借口不表演的 she'll make some excuse not to perform.
比如裝頭疼 說屋裡氣場與她不合之類的 The usual headaches, resistance in the room...
她不會知道你是魏嶺秀 She'll never know you're Wei Ling Soo.
你扮得那麼像中國人 沒人能認出你來的 No one knows who you are under all that chinoiserie.
你想當誰就當誰 You can pose as anyone you like.
她能騙過你 說明她很厲害 Well, if she's fooled you, she must be very good.
但是她騙不了我的 But she won't fool me.
我迫不及待地想看看她到底使了什麼把戲 I can't wait to see what gimmickry she's employing,
拆穿她的謊言 然後糊她一臉 unmask it, and throw it back in her face.
威斯敏斯特 貝爾格雷夫
推遲我們的假期？ Postponing our holiday?
我抵不住這個誘惑 I can't resist.
你像有強迫症一樣 斯坦利 You're driven, Stanley.
別生我的氣 奧莉維亞 我不會去太久的 Don't get angry with me, Olivia. It won't be for long.
哎 好吧 你去吧 Oh, okay, go.
你總是那麼理解我 奧莉維亞 You've always had the measure of me, Olivia.
從我們第一次一起吃飯開始 Ever since our very first dinner,
我讓你的紅寶石戒指消失了 when I made your ruby ring disappear from your finger,
然後讓它出現在了煮雞蛋裡 and reappear in your soft-boiled egg.
如果你記得的話 我很快就知道你是怎麼做到的了 If you recall, I quickly figured out how you did it.
我記得 你很厲害 Yes, you were very impressive.
不過是邏輯和常識而已 Oh, it was simply a matter of logic and common sense.
你把戒指放在手心上 打破鹽罐讓我分心 I mean, you palmed the ring and distracted me by spilling the salt.
我相信你就是被我的思維能力吸引的吧 I believe it was my clear thinking that attracted you to me.
你的邏輯和常識跟我的不分高下 Yes, your logic and common sense equal mine,
除此之外你還有個加分項 長得漂亮 but you have the added quality of being beautiful.
你說了好幾遍 斯坦利 Mmm, you've said it several times, Stanley.
我們是天作之合 We're a match made in heaven.
太讓人竊喜了 What a serendipitous pleasure
我最喜歡的侄子突然來看我 還帶著霍華德·伯坎 to be surprised by my favorite nephew and Howard Burkan!
小霍霍 Little Howard.
哦 請叫我大魔術師伯坎 當然如果你願意 Uh, "Burkan the Great," if you please. Of course.
沒問題 在我所有的侄子和侄女裡 斯坦利 Of all my nephews and nieces, you're the only one, Stanley,
你是唯一一個沒有無聊到極致的人 who isn't boring to the point of perfection.
不能同意更多 Oh, I couldn't agree more.
如果你不這麼犀利 If only you had a slightly milder disposition,
沒準還能交到幾個朋友 you might actually have friends.
我是他的朋友啊 就我一個 Oh, I am his friend. Notice I use the singular.
他的意思是他能忍得了我 Yes, he means he can tolerate me.
你在觀眾眼裡可能是大魔術師 You may be Burkan the Great to your public,
但在我眼裡你永遠是那個 but to me, you'll always be little Howard Burkan,
偷了我最喜歡的圍巾 用剪刀把它剪成兩半 who took my favorite scarf, cut it in half with a pair of scissors,
拿著魔杖在它上邊亂揮的小霍霍·伯坎 waved his magic wand over it,
到頭來我的圍巾也沒有復原 and it didn't come back together.
那時候我還在練習 I was just learning the trick.
她一直記仇呢 No, she never got over that.
是什麼風把你們吹來了呢 And to what do I owe this unannounced visit?
我是來揭穿又一個假靈媒的 I'm here to expose yet another fraudulent spiritualist,
順便來吃吃你做的血腸 and I thought I'd warn you I'll be dropping by for black pudding.
哦對 卡特利奇家要通靈 她在他們那裡 Oh, yes, the Catledges are holding seances up at their place.
很顯然 他們遇到了一個很有天賦的靈媒 They've apparently met some gifted medium.
蔚藍海岸的人都在說這個事 It's the talk of the Cote d'Azur.
她是個美國年輕人 叫索菲·貝克 She's a little American called Sophie Baker,
她很狡猾 and apparently she's very sharp,
但是斯坦利肯定能摸清她的底細 but Stanley will get the measure of her.
我已經等不急了 I can't wait.
歡迎 歡迎 Welcome! Welcome...
真高興能見到你 How lovely to see you. Bienvenue.
喬治 卡洛琳 這是斯坦利 你好 George, Caroline, Stanley. How do you do?
哦 你好 斯坦利 Oh, hello. Stanley.
很高興見到你 A great pleasure.
喬治 被迷住了 George. Charmed.
喬治和卡洛琳是我到這來的原因 Of course, George and Caroline are the reason I'm here.
他們遠沒卡洛琳的 They're a great deal less gullible
弟弟和媽媽蠢 than Caroline's mother and brother,
而且希望我能夠 and had hoped that I would be able
揭穿那個靈媒的謊言 to reveal the medium as a fraud.
看到她能騙過霍華德·伯坎 When she fooled Howard Burkan,
我們就知道有麻煩了 we knew we were in trouble.
但是當他說魏嶺秀 But then when he said he was best friends
是他最好的朋友的時候 with Wei Ling Soo...
我們特別崇拜你 誰不是呢 We're great admirers. Who isn't?
不知道霍華德告訴你沒有 她叫索菲·貝克 I don't know if Howard told you, her name is Sophie Baker.
你聽說過她嗎 Have you heard of her or...
沒聽說過 但是這些騙子每月換個身份也不是什麼難事 No, I have not, but these sleazy fraudsters change identity every month.
我忘了說 她跟她媽媽都在這裡 And I omitted to mention she's here with her mother.
這很能說明問題 Ah, now, that says a lot. Yeah.
希望通靈的時候你能盯住她的媽媽 I hope you kept your eyes on her mother during the seance,
燈光肯定會很暗 or did she dim the lights too low?
卡洛琳 你當時就在她邊上 Caroline, you were next to her.
她握著我弟弟的手 而且她真的讓桌子飄起來了 She held my brother's hand, and she actually made the table rise.
當然了 我使勁找平時會用到的技巧 Well, I looked for the usual devices, of course.
我覺得沒準她手腕上栓了什麼 但是它們沒有 I thought maybe, wrist lifts, but they weren't there.
她承諾要通靈聯繫到我 She's promised to try and make contact with my father,
一年前去世的父親 who died a year ago.
像我說的 您的母親和弟弟 As I was saying, your mother and your brother
是一個陰險的陷阱的受害者 are the victims of a dishonest ruse,
您的判斷完全正確 as your good sense tells you.
靈魂世界根本不存在 即使它存在 There is, of course, no spirit world, and even if there were,
也輪不到一個美國小吉普賽女孩 you can be sure that some little American gypsy would not be the one blessed
去揭示它的秘密 to unlock its secrets.
只有低級的蠢貨才會上當 Only a low-grade halfwit would fall for any of this.
你不是在暗示她的媽媽和弟弟是蠢貨吧 But you're not implying that her mother and brother are halfwits?
我還沒見過他們呢 Well, I haven't met them yet.
相信他們跟多數人一樣 But I'm sure they're like most people,
迫切追求世界上不存在的希望 desperate for a little hope in a world that has none,
最後心甘情願相信任何事情 and willing to believe anything.
我們應該怎麼介紹你？ Who shall we say you are?
就說我是斯坦利·塔普凌傑 Introduce me as Stanley Taplinger.
我是做進出口貿易的 I'm an old friend in the import-export business.
明白了 塔普凌傑先生 進屋吧 Understood. Mr. Taplinger, up to the house.
霍華德 來 Come on, Howard.
這可怕的聲音是哪來的 What is that dreadful noise?
我弟弟 他在練習小夜曲討好索菲 My brother. He practices serenading Sophie.
∮ Both thine eyes are cute too ∮
∮ What they do to me ∮
∮ Hear me holler ∮
∮ I choose a sweet lollapaloosa ∮
∮ In thee ∮
∮ Thou sweet thou grand ∮
霍華德 Howard.
布萊斯 很高興又見到你 Brice, good to see you again.
給你介紹一下我的朋友斯坦利·塔普凌傑 Can I introduce you to my friend Stanley Taplinger,
他會在這裡待幾天 who's going to be staying.
很高興見到你 你好 塔普凌傑先生 Pleasure to meet you. How do you do, Mr. Taplinger...
- 塔普凌傑 - 塔普凌傑 - Taplinger... Taplinger. Taplinger.
你會在這裡待多長時間？ And, uh, how long will you be staying with us, Mister...
不會太久 我在別的地方還有生意要做 Oh, not very. I have business elsewhere.
你告訴他索菲的事情了嗎？ Ah, have you told him about Sophie?
是那個能讀心的女孩嗎？ Ah, now, is this the girl that can read minds and such?
她能接收到一些感官印象 比如說 Well, she gets these sensory impressions. And, what are they?
挺難解釋的 她能接收精神方面的振動 It's hard to explain. She gets these mental vibrations.
就是晃腦袋嗎 Her head vibrates?
喝點東西嗎 Drink? Thank you.
能來杯威士忌嗎 布萊斯 沒問題 Have you got a whiskey, Brice? I absolutely do.
索菲看著我的眼睛 Now, Sophie looked into my eyes
說了一些她不可能知道的 關於我的事情 and told me things about me she could never have known.
我所有的女朋友 About old girlfriends I'd had,
我旅行過的地方 and places I've traveled to.
你覺得她對我也靈嗎 Good heavens. You think she can do it with me?
當然靈了 當然 Oh, of course. Of course.
不管你對生活有什麼樣的疑問 現世啦 來世啦 Whatever questions you have about life, the hereafter...
來 乾杯 Here, cheers.
或者你希望能聯繫到的 Perhaps there's a departed loved one
已經去世的親人 you wish to make contact with.
索菲什麼都能看見 Sophie sees all.
她能預測未來 簡而言之 她是個預言家 She can predict the future. In short, she's a visionary.
我聽說她長得也不錯 And, I'm told she's very pleasant to look at.
她既是預言家又是美女 She's a visionary and a vision.
媽媽已經同意資助一家科研機構 Mother's agreed to subsidize a foundation
仔細研究她的工作 for the serious scientific study of her work.
聽了這個我更著急想見她了 Well, after this buildup, I'm champing at the bit to meet her.
她現在在勞恩斯伯裡家跟靈界溝通 She's doing some psychic readings over at the Lounsberrys' house,
不過她應該馬上就回來了 but she should be here any minute.
勞恩斯伯裡是你的富豪朋友 And the Lounsberrys, I take it, are wealthy marks...
她也一直很想 Uh, wealthy friends of yours
跟他們見面 that she was anxious to meet?
是的 你怎麼知道的 Yes. How did you know?
精神振動 Mental vibrations.
抱歉打擾了 卡特利奇先生您有電話 Excuse me? Telephone call, Mr. Catledge.
是巴黎的生意夥伴打來的 Your business office in Paris.
失陪了 Ah, excuse me.
現在他在跟索菲商量以前 He doesn't make any business decision at all now
絕對不會做任何生意上的決定 without consulting Sophie first.
讓我說什麼好呢 霍華德 Well, what can I say, Howard?
他是個蠢蛋 He's a moron.
順便說一句 斯坦利 Incidentally, Stanley,
如果你能更巧妙地掩飾一下自己的犀利 I think, if you could bottle up your sarcasm a little more skillfully,
我們可能會更順利地完成任務 it might help us on our mission.
霍華德 我們都希望一些人能有超能力 Howard, we all hope someone will come along with superpowers,
但是唯一一個肯定會出現的有超能力的人穿黑袍子 but the only superpower certain to show up wears a black robe.
指死神
說曹操 曹操到 我想這應該就是她了 Speak of the devil and superpowers, I think that's her now.
她就在那 Yeah, there she is.
- 這是塔爾瑪吉先生 - 你好 - Mr. Talmudge. - Hello.
- 塔普凌傑 - 你好 - Taplinger. - Hello.
- 哦 太抱歉了 - 是的 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - Yes.
你像別人說的一樣漂亮 You're every bit as lovely as you've been described.
謝謝 Thank you.
等等 Wait.
別說話 我正在接收精神印象 Don't say anything. I'm getting a mental impression.
你是東方人嗎 Are you from the Orient?
遠東？ The Far East?
中國 China?
你在那裡待過嗎 或者你去過那裡嗎 Have you been there, or do you visit?
你為什麼說中國 Why do you say China?
我只是有這種印象 I just get that impression.
什麼印象 And what impression is that?
沒 No.
哦 沒什麼 它在消失 Never mind. It's fading, it's fading.
你是她的姐姐？ And you are her sister?
她的媽媽 Mother.
媽媽 是麼 Mother, are you?
您的顴骨真好看 有其母必有其女 What lovely cheek bones. The apple does not fall far from the tree.
您是做什麼的 塔普凌傑先生 And what do you do, Mr. Taplinger?
- 我 - 等等 - I'm... - Wait.
索菲 你對於塔普凌傑先生的工作 Sophie, what impression do you have
有什麼印象 of Mr. Taplinger's line of work?
索菲有精神方面的天賦 I should say Sophie has psychic gifts.
- 是嗎 - 嗯 - Has she? - Hmm.
不是特別清晰 但是我 It's not immediately clear, although I...
的確接收到了一些精神上的振動 I do get some vibrations suggesting
塔普凌傑先生經常旅行 that Mr. Taplinger travels a lot.
振動得真棒啊 Well, those are excellent vibrations,
但這也不是一個特別離譜的猜測對吧 but it's not an unreasonable assumption, is it?
我的意思是說 好多人因為工作原因要經常走動 I mean, plenty of people travel in their work.
我看到了德國 你去過德國嗎 I see Germany. Have you been to Germany?
實話說 我最近還真在柏林辦過一些事情 Matter of fact, I did have some business recently in Berlin.
哇塞 真夠厲害的 I'd say, that's pretty damn impressive.
你知道的 伯坎先生是個魔術師 Mr. Burkan, as you may know, is a magician,
他被請到這裡來觀察並揭穿我女兒 who was brought here to observe my daughter and find flaws,
但是卻一直對她感到驚奇 but has stayed to marvel at her.
我這次碰上了什麼 Well, what have I stumbled upon?
你還沒告訴我們你是做什麼的 塔普凌傑先生 You never told us what you did, Mr. Taplinger.
你女兒也沒告訴我們呢 Neither did your daughter.
因為一些原因 我的感官印象雲裡霧繞的 For some reason, my mental impressions are cloudy.
雲裡霧繞 當你說你的感官印象雲裡霧繞的時候 Cloudy. When you say your mental impressions are cloudy,
你指的是積雲還是卷雲？ are they cumulus clouds or cirrus?
- 塔普凌傑先生是做生意的 - 啊 - Mr. Taplinger is a businessman. - Ah.
做什麼生意的 What line of business?
進出口貿易 The import-export trade.
我看見了中國字 I see Chinese letters.
中文 Chinese writing.
你沒準看見了我的洗衣票 Perhaps, you're visualizing my laundry ticket.
你在嘲笑我 You're making fun of me.
我想你可能想錯半球了 I'm afraid you're in the wrong part of the world.
我從巴西進口咖啡豆和可可 I import coffee beans and cocoa from Brazil.
哇 我 真的嗎 Wow! Well, I didn't... Really?
我們該走了 I think it's time we moved along.
索菲這一下午挺辛苦的 Sophie's had a strenuous afternoon.
跟看不見的世界交流特別費神 It is rather exhausting communicating with the unseen world.
我肯定塔普凌傑先生 不相信有看不見的世界存在 Well, I'm sure Mr. Taplinger doesn't believe in the unseen world.
才不呢 我覺得在看不見的世界 On the contrary, I always thought the unseen world
開個餐館挺不錯的 was a good place to open a restaurant.
走吧 索菲 Time to go, Sophie.
鬼也得找地吃飯啊 The spirits have to eat somewhere.
塔普凌傑先生真讓人討厭 Mr. Taplinger is rather obnoxious.
他是有點討厭 但也不是完全沒有魅力 Obnoxious, but he's not entirely unappealing.
恭喜啊 斯坦利 Congratulations, Stanley,
你一個下午的時間就把整家人都得罪了 you've managed to alienate the entire household in a single afternoon.
這些我以前都見過 Oh, she's nothing I haven't seen before.
一個長得漂亮的年輕誘餌 加上一個配合演戲 負責宣傳的媽媽 Pretty young thing with a stage mother who handles the promotion,
誰知道通靈的時候燈一關還會整出點什麼 and who knows what else when the lights are out at the seance.
我想讓你看她工作時候的樣子 I want you to see her working.
更重要的是 我想當場看著你拆穿她們 More importantly, I want to be there when you expose them.
她連戲都不會演 Well, I mean, she's not even a good actress.
"我有東方的印象 中國" "I... I get the impression of the Orient. China."
傻到家了 What utter bilge.
我覺得她表現得不錯 Well, I thought that was quite good,
尤其想到你是魏嶺秀 considering you are Wei Ling Soo
而且你最近確實去過德國 and you have just been to Germany.
是是 那是挺讓人好奇的 Yes, it's all very tantalizing.
小心點 她很狡猾 Oh, careful, she's tricky.
但她歸根結底是個騙子 霍華德 And yet, she's a fraud, Howard.
因為根本就沒什麼第六感 Because there is no sixth sense.
人一共有五種感官 沒有鬼魂的世界 There are five senses, and no spirit world.
但世上確實有巧合 But there are coincidences.
可能她運氣好 猜對了 Maybe she's made some lucky guesses,
但我們得小心 不能多發揮 but we have to be careful not to build them into something more.
你的女兒 今天晚上會嘗試 Your daughter is going to try to make contact
聯絡我摯愛的死去的哈利 with my dear departed Harry tonight.
- 她一直在等合適的時機 - 嗯 - Well, she's been waiting for the right moment. - Uh-huh.
索菲需要恰到好處的振動 Sophie needs the proper vibrations.
現在說說這個 我們需要買或者建 Now, of course, we need to purchase or build an establishment
一個配得上我們的基金會的地產 suitable for the operation of our foundation. Of course.
會有各種各樣的花銷 There will be various assorted costs,
而且所有學生都必須交學費 這是自然的 and naturally, all the students will pay a fee.
我覺得所有的收入都應該投入到研究通靈現象中 And, I assume, profits will go into psychic research?
對 大多數吧 Oh, most of them, uh...
除去運營成本 和雜七雜八的開銷 Minus operating expenses and sundries.
你放心 我一定會支持 You can count on my support.
我一直覺得這個世界 I've always known there had to be
不止我們看到的這麼簡單 more to this life than meets the eye.
怎麼可能我們看到的就是一切呢 How could it be that what we see is all there is to everything?
而且這個想法多悲觀啊 And, that's such a bleak thought.
上帝為什麼要費那麼大的勁 Why would God go to so much trouble
如果這一切最終都會消失 if everything comes to nothing?
索菲就是活生生的證明 Well, Sophie is...
證明這個世界富含我們看不到的東西 Sophie is living proof that the world is alive with hidden things.
她真是一個讓人振奮的人 She's such an uplifting creature.
也難怪我兒子布萊斯被她迷得神魂顛倒 No wonder my son, Brice, is so smitten with her.
∮ I'm always chasing ∮
∮ Rainbows ∮
∮ Watching clouds ∮
∮ Drifting by ∮
∮ My schemes ∮
∮ Are just like all my dreams ∮
∮ Ending in the sky ∮
∮ Some fellows look and find the sunshine ∮
∮ I always look and find the rain ∮
∮ Some fellows make a killing sometime ∮
∮ I never even make a gain ∮
∮ Believe me ∮
∮ I'm always chasing ∮
∮ Rainbows ∮
∮ Waiting to find a little bluebird in vain ∮
你知道我愛上你了 You know that I'm in love with you?
你不能這麼快就把心交給別人 You mustn't give your heart away so quickly.
你看著我的眼睛 雖然你不認識我 You looked into my eyes, and without even knowing me,
但你比我更瞭解自己 you knew me better than I know myself.
你知道我的夢想 我的野心 You knew my dreams and my ambitions.
千萬別告訴我你已經有心上人了 Please, don't tell me you're in love with someone else.
沒有 當然沒有 Oh, no, no, of course not.
我從來沒有愛上別人的時間 I never had time to fall in love.
我和媽媽總是到處走動 Mother and I were always traveling, you know?
跟你不一樣 我們是工人階層的 Unlike you, we're members of the working class.
那種生活結束了 That's over.
下半輩子我都會照顧你 寵你 I'm gonna take care of you and pamper you for the rest of your life.
你喜歡旅行嗎 Do you like to travel?
坐私人遊艇旅行 I mean, on yachts?
你喜歡去派對嗎 去買珠寶 買衣服 去跳舞 Do you like to go to parties and buy jewels and clothes and go dancing?
我舞跳得很好 I'm a very good dancer.
我覺得也能慢慢適應遊艇和珠寶什麼的 I'm sure I could get used to yachts and jewels.
我和所謂的塔普凌傑先生聊了點很有意思的東西 I had an interesting chat with Mr. Taplinger, as he's called.
是嗎 You did?
是的 我覺得他是典型的神經過敏性變態人格 Yeah, I'd say he has a classic neurotic personality disorder.
父母都很牛 但是合不來 Yeah, brilliant parents who didn't get along,
相較於媽媽 還是跟姨媽更親 對死亡著迷 closer to his aunt than his mother, obsessed with mortality,
沒有信仰 覺得生活沒有意義 believes in nothing, finds life to have no meaning.
十足的抑鬱症表現 覺得一切都在他的藝術中昇華了 Just a perfect depressive, with everything sublimated into his art,
但別說 他還真是個不錯的藝術家 and he is quite an artist.
他最開始是表演逃脫魔術的 Oh, he began as an escape artist.
真是一個有趣的選擇 尤其是對於想逃避現實的人來說 Interesting choice if anyone ever wanted to escape from reality.
但是 就像弗洛伊德 他不會 But, like Freud, he will not permit himself
因為幼稚的想法更舒心 to be seduced by childish thoughts
而允許自己被它們迷惑 just because they're more comforting.
一個很不幸福的人 Very unhappy man.
我喜歡他 I like him.
- 啊 貝克小姐 - 你好 - Ah, Miss Baker. - Hello.
休息過來了 Rested, I presume?
是的 我洗了個澡 睡了會覺 Uh, yes, I had a bath. I had a little nap.
現在你又精力充沛了 And now, you're refreshed.
也不完全是 我做了個不太好的夢 Well, no, not entirely. I had an unpleasant dream.
我也是 I've had my share.
我夢見一個邪惡的中國人在跟蹤我 I dreamt I was being followed by a sinister Chinese.
你腦子裡老想些遠東的事情 You have the Far East on the brain.
- 你覺得這個夢說明什麼 - 我不知道 - What do you think it means? - I don't know.
下午好 Good evening.
聽說今天晚上你們要通靈 I understand you're holding a seance tonight.
她一直在等合適的時機 She's been waiting for the right moment,
現在星星終於排成一線了 and now, she says, "The planets are in alignment."
它們必須跟什麼排成一線 And what do they have to be in alignment with?
你的脊椎嗎 Your vertebrae?
屋裡有不信鬼魂的人的時候 你還能通靈嗎 Can you do the seance if someone in the room is a non-believer?
當你勾搭靈魂的時候 And when you contact the spirits,
我們能看見它們嗎 will we be able to see the souls?
它們跟鬼有什麼區別 And how are they different from ghosts?
還是說它們是一回事 Or are they ghosts?
我覺得靈魂是很不一樣的 I should think souls are quite different.
- 你聽說過外質嗎 -外質 - Have you ever heard of ectoplasm? - Ectoplasm?
是跟酸奶一樣的乳白色的東西嗎 Now, isn't that a milky substance rather like yogurt?
你真愛開玩笑 不是嗎 Oh, you are a joker, aren't you?
所以說這個東西看上去像酸奶 So, you're saying it might look like yogurt,
但他實際上是卡特利奇夫人去世的丈夫 but it will be Mrs. Catledge's former husband.
該吃晚飯了 Dinner.
- 索菲 來吃飯了 - 嗯 - Sophie, come to dinner. - Mmm.
這一切難道不完美嗎 媽媽 Isn't the light perfect, Mother?
是嗎 通靈的時候到底會發生什麼 Really, what exactly happens at a seance?
我覺得你沒有評價 You know, I don't believe you're so naive
超自然現象的時候那麼幼稚 as you make out about the occult.
我的叔叔查爾斯參加過一次通靈 I will admit, my Uncle Charles once attended a seance
那個靈媒創造了很多奇跡 where the medium made a lot of amazing things happen,
但我們還是揭露了她 and weeks later, she was unmasked and sent to prison,
她因為詐騙巨額財產進了監獄 for defrauding people out of substantial sums of money.
查爾斯 查爾斯叔叔 Charles. Uncle Charles.
溺水而死 Death by water.
你說什麼 What did you say?
什麼 哦 我只是 What? Oh, I was just...
我只是在接收一些印象 抱歉 I was receiving some mental impressions. Excuse me.
來吧 斯坦利 我們去… 你看上去目瞪口呆的 Come, Stanley, let's go to... You look stunned.
我叔叔好幾年前淹死了 I had an uncle who drowned many years ago.
我提到他的時候 And when I mentioned him,
索菲像入魔了一樣 she lapsed into a kind of fugue state
念叨了一句"溺水而死" and muttered "Death by water."
她知道我妹妹3月7日 Well, she knew that my sister married
嫁給了一個銀行經理 on March the seventh to a bank manager.
她不可能知道這些 There's absolutely no way she could know that unless...
哦 你別也變成這樣啊 霍華德 Oh, not you, too, Howard! No!
我保證今天晚上通靈的時候就揭穿她 I'll make short work of her tonight during the seance.
現在 讓我們拉起手來 I would like us now to join hands,
這就開始召喚 as we summon
看不見的世界 the unseen world.
今夜 我們在此聯絡格蕾絲·卡特利奇 Now, we're here tonight to contact the soul
那個逝去的丈夫的靈魂 of the departed husband of Grace Catledge,
布萊斯和卡洛琳的父親 father of Brice and Caroline.
現在 我會嘗試達到 Now, I will try to achieve
一種昏迷的狀態 a trance state.
我正在沉下去 I'm falling deeper,
深深地沉下去 and deeper,
進入昏迷狀態 into a trance.
哈利·卡特利奇 顯靈吧 Harry Catledge, give me a sign.
對我們顯靈吧 Give us a sign!
哈利 Harry?
是你嗎 哈利 Is that you, Harry?
靈魂 Spirit?
敲一下代表是 Signal us once for "Yes."
兩下代表不是 Twice for "No."
哈利 你好嗎 Harry, are you okay?
你快樂嗎 Are you happy?
靈魂 如果你能聽到我 Spirit, if you can hear me,
對我顯靈吧 give me a sign.
這不可能 That's not possible.
見鬼 斯坦利 我們都耍過飄浮的把戲 I mean, damn it, Stanley, we've both done levitations.
我有一次飄起了一隻老虎 I once raised a real tiger, but we both have our tricks.
但是我們是有技巧的 剛才蠟燭底下什麼支撐物都沒有 There was nothing supporting this candle, no threads, no wires,
沒線沒繩 在我把它拉下去之前它一直在飄著 it was floating until I brought it down.
我只是在跟葩葩裡奇先生說 I... I was just telling Mr. Pepperidge here
你讓那根蠟燭飄得太棒了 也沒有明顯的支撐物 how marvelously you made that candle float with no apparent support.
關鍵詞是"明顯" "Apparent," I think, is the key word.
你到底叫葩葩裡奇 還是塔爾瑪吉 還是塔普凌傑 Is it "Pepperidge," or "Talmudge," or "Taplinger?"
甭管了 那真的是超級精彩的戲法 Anyway, it was a wonderful, wonderful, super trick.
我抓住蠟燭 發現底下什麼支撐物都沒有 I mean, I grabbed the candle and found absolutely nothing supporting it.
因為底下本來就什麼都沒有 That's because there's nothing to find.
我女兒不是廣告裡用來吸引人的音樂 My daughter is not some commercial music hall attraction.
她不耍把戲 她是行家 She doesn't do tricks. She is an adept.
你是第一次參加通靈 希望我沒有讓你失望 I hope I didn't disappoint you at your first seance.
簡直是完美 Oh, I found it nothing short of perfection.
幹得好 女士 Well done, madam.
我都不記得上次見媽媽這麼高興是什麼時候了 I can't even remember the last time I've seen Mother so happy.
你要一起來嗎 Will you join us?
我們要去聽一些勁爆的音樂 We're all going to hear some really hot music.
勁爆的音樂 Hot music?
索菲 來 Come on, Sophie, come on. Yeah, we...
我記得你說過腦力活動很累人 I thought you said "All this mental work was exhausting?"
是很累人 但是我特別喜歡勁爆的音樂 Oh, it is, but I love hot music.
希望今天晚上那個邪惡的中國人 Mmm. Well, I hope you're not plagued tonight
不會再去夢裡騷擾你 by the dream of the sinister Chinese.
我知道你像誰了 You know, I figured out who you represented.
- 真的嗎 - 真的 - Really? - Yes.
幾年前 在我還小的時候 我去看過 When I was much younger, years ago,
魏嶺秀的表演 I went and saw Wei Ling Soo.
你聽說過他嗎 Have you heard of him?
他是個白人 但他把自己化裝成中國人 He's a Caucasian who disguised himself as a Chinese,
他聲稱自己是來自東方的大魔術師 and he billed himself as the Great Oriental Wizard.
我知道了 你喜歡他的表演嗎 I see, and did you enjoy his performance?
可喜歡了 他很棒 I did, very much. He was brilliant.
他讓一隻活生生的大象消失了 He, um, he vanished a live elephant.
這 And it was just...
我是說 實在是讓人震驚 I mean, it just was completely shocking,
當然了 那都是技巧 but of course, it was mechanical tricks
多練習就行了 that one could learn with enough practice.
那你的表演呢 I see. And, your performance?
我不會管那個叫表演 Oh, I wouldn't call it a performance.
你管它叫什麼都行 Well, call it what you will.
那就是某種類型的戲法 I mean, it's a type of trickery,
就像紙牌魔術或者大變活像 like card magic or vanishing an elephant.
我認為你就是魏嶺秀 And I say you're Mr. Wei Ling Soo.
我認為你做的事我也能複製 And I say there is nothing you can do that I cannot duplicate.
我不懷疑 你很棒 Oh, I don't doubt it. You're great.
但是你能複製我的奇跡 But just because you can duplicate my miracles,
說明不了我的奇跡就不是真的 in no way proves that mine are not real.
真是一個奇觀 It was quite a display.
不得不說她給我留下了很深的印象 I must say, she impresses me.
你也沒有看到耍把戲的跡象 And you saw no signs of trickery?
暫時沒有 Not yet.
承認吧 斯坦利 你是來揭穿她的 Well, let's face it, Stanley, you came to unmask her,
結果她把你揭穿了 and she's unmasked you.
一方面來說 是的 她的舉動確實讓人困惑 On the one side, yes, she's pulling off these bewildering feats,
另一方面 她把自己聲稱 and on the other remains the simple fact
能做的事做得那麼好 that what she's claiming to do,
根本就是不可能的 這是個簡單的事實 while exquisitely executed, is simply not possible.
誰能確定什麼是可能的 But who's to say what's possible?
我是個醫生 新的事實不斷出現 I'm a physician, and new facts come to light,
新的發現不斷湧現 new discoveries are made all the time.
那些我們做夢都沒想到會成真的事情 Things we never dreamed possible.
比如讓一個盲人 To cure someone of blindness
躺在沙發上聊自己的童年 by having her lie on a couch
他就能重見光明 and talk about her childhood.
誰會想到這個 I mean, who'd have thought?
你沒覺得通靈挑戰了我們所有對於現實的認知嗎 Yeah, but don't you see it challenges our whole concept of reality?
如果看不見的世界存在 I mean, if there's an unseen world,
如果靈魂能被接觸 an afterlife, souls to contact,
如果讀心術能預測未來 mind reading, foretelling the future...
這改變了一切我們認為具有科學準確性的認知 Yes, it changes everything we've held to be scientifically accurate.
沒錯 It's true.
如果她的能力是可以存在的 If what she claims was possible,
所有事情都會有新的意義 everything would surely take on new meaning.
而且 是充滿希望的新意義 And yes, very hopeful meaning.
就想想 生命還有其他的什麼 To think, if there were more to life...
其他的什麼 More what?
死亡不能終結生命 That life doesn't end with death?
宇宙是按照計劃建造的 That the universe works by design?
上帝存在 That God exists.
好吧 我們不要自由發揮 All right, let's not get carried away.
那個女人是個騙子 The woman is a charlatan.
因為儘管關於生命的事實很悲觀 Because, depressing as the facts of existence are,
它們仍然是事實 they are the facts.
形而上的世界不存在 There is no metaphysical world.
你看到的就是全部 What you see out there is what you get.
我想尼采已經把上帝這一套揭露得夠有說服力了 I think Mr. Nietzsche has disposed of the God matter rather convincingly.
《上帝已死》
- 早上好 - 好 - Good morning. - Mmm.
- 我能坐這嗎 - 可以 - May I? - Mmm-hmm.
睡得好嗎 塔普凌傑先生 Did you sleep well, Mr. Taplinger?
還是我應該用你的中文名字稱呼你 Or should I just call you by your Chinese name?
你是個很聰明的騙子 貝克小姐 You are a very clever little humbug, Miss Baker.
你今天準備做些什麼 What are you doing today?
我要跟布萊斯去觀鳥 I'm going bird-watching with Brice.
你要一起來嗎 Do you want to join us?
我想不出更無聊的活動 I can't think of a more inane activity,
看著長翅膀的小生物演繹 watching little winged creatures
大自然忙忙碌 但毫無意義 acting out nature's pointless busywork.
你為什麼不跟我一塊呢 Why don't you join me instead?
去哪 Where?
我要開車去普羅旺斯探望我的姨媽瓦妮莎 I'm driving to Provence to visit my Aunt Vanessa.
她是個很棒的女人 She's a remarkable woman.
我們可以一起吃午飯 聊天 We could have lunch. Chat?
更好地瞭解彼此 Actually, get to know one another better.
我覺得你是在給我下套 You think you'll trick me into showing you how I deceive people.
來吧 Come on.
我相信布萊斯 I'm sure Brice Catledge can live
幾個小時不對著你流口水也能活 without drooling all over you for a few hours.
我想我願意去普羅旺斯看看 我還從來沒去過那 I think I'd like to visit Provence. I've never been there.
告訴我 你的良心有沒有不安過 Tell me, doesn't it ever trouble your conscience
讓頭腦簡單的卡特利奇夫人相信 to fool that poor, empty-headed Mrs. Catledge
她是在跟死去的伴侶的交流 into believing she's communicating with her departed spouse?
你知道嗎 我也可以問你 I could just as easily ask you,
當你到處亂躥 doesn't it ever bother you to creep around,
破壞別人的美夢和希望的時候 會不安嗎 dashing people's dreams and hopes?
如果他們的希望是假的就不會 Not if their hopes are false.
就算他們的希望是假的 Even if their hopes are false,
假的希望可能能幫助他們面對生活 if it helps them get through life?
看來你承認自己是騙子了 Then you admit you're a fraud?
我好奇你的憤世嫉俗 是不是從你祖父那裡繼承的 I wonder if you get your cynicism from your grandfather,
缺了一根手指的商船水手 the merchant seaman with the missing finger.
一根腳趾 The missing toe.
你幹嘛盯著我 Why are you staring at me?
你是從哪來的 Where are you from?
卡拉馬祖 Kalamazoo.
密西根 It's in Michigan.
你是從倫敦來的嗎 And, you're from London.
我看到了貝爾格雷夫的一座白色的房子 I see a white house in Belgravia.
14號 不對 16號 Fourteen... No, 16.
威爾頓弧形街區 Wilton Crescent.
一架鋼琴 A piano.
你都說對了 讓人驚奇 Yes, that's all correct and rather amazing.
但我還是不信 But I don't buy it.
因為我是一個理性的人 'Cause I'm a rational man
相信世界是理性的 who believes in a rational world.
其他的都是瘋言瘋語 Any other way, lies madness.
如果我真是騙子的話你會幸福很多 You'd be happier if I was a fraud,
因為這樣一來你那套世界觀 because then, your whole fixed worldview
就不會被顛覆了 wouldn't be shaken up.
恰恰相反 No, it's quite the opposite.
如果你能知道我多希望你不是騙子就好了 If you knew how much I don't want you to be a fake...
想想那樣你會多尷尬 Oh, but think how embarrassing it would be for you.
一輩子你都在公開討伐招魂術 Your whole life, you spent publicly crusading against spiritualism,
到頭來你只能接受它 並且承認自己錯了 and then, you'd have to come out with it and say that you were wrong.
但是我沒錯 But I'm not wrong.
珍妮就是因為這個跟你分手的吧 Is that why Jenny dropped you?
你怎麼知道珍妮 How could you know about Jenny?
我看到了長長的金髮 I see long, blonde hair.
超級甜美的笑聲 A wonderful laugh.
是的 她笑起來很美 Yes, she had a lovely laugh.
但是誰想跟一個既悲觀又無趣的人在一起 But who wants a pessimistic bore
還天天宅在家裡練習紙牌魔術 who hides in his room all day and practices card tricks?
我來告訴你誰喜歡跟一個 No, I'll tell you who wants a man
成天在家練習的宅男 who locks himself in his room and practices all day,
和一個堅定的藝術家在一起 who's a committed artist.
奧莉維亞 我的未婚妻 Olivia, my fiancee.
沒錯 Yes.
奧莉維亞 Olivia. Hmm.
我看到了天作之合 I see a match made in heaven.
你怎麼能吃這麼多 你剛吃完午飯 How can you eat so much? We just finished lunch.
我告訴過你我吃很多 I told you I like to eat a lot.
喬治 那個分析師 說這是因為我缺愛 George's psychoanalyst says it's because I need love,
要我說 我就是餓了 but to me, I'm just hungry.
我是說 很多人都缺愛 Oh, I mean, a lot of people need love,
但他們也不是靠吃來補的 but they don't eat their way to it.
- 你想嘗一口嗎 - 不用了 謝謝 - You want some? - No, thank you.
這個景色真美 This is so beautiful.
真短暫 It's transient.
斯坦利 真高興你能來 Oh, Stanley, how nice of you to drop by.
你 看來就是奧莉維亞了 And you, I take it, must be Olivia.
奧莉維亞 我不是 我不是 Olivia? No, no.
奧莉維亞的頭髮是黑色的 Olivia is a brunette.
她比我稍微高一些 她在倫敦 And she's a bit taller than me, and she's in London,
著急去旅行 anxious to get on with her trip,
這樣才能寫書 so, she can get to work on her book.
我是索菲 I'm Sophie.
你一定就是 Oh, you must be the American
卡特利奇家稱讚的那個美國人 the Catledges say is so amazing.
索菲覺得自己有心靈感應和其他超能力 Sophie fancies herself a telepathic, among other things,
所以小心你在想什麼 瓦妮莎姨媽 so, be careful what you think, Aunt Vanessa.
我們都知道你的腦子比較邪惡 We all know the evil workings of your mind.
斯坦利不相信有人能通靈 Stanley doesn't believe in spiritualists.
他覺得你們都是騙子 He thinks you're all scoundrels.
但你是個很漂亮的騙子 If so, you're a very pretty little scoundrel.
你不是能看到和知道一切嗎 If you see all and know all,
我姨媽剛才去哪了 where's my aunt just been?
一個跟健康有關的地方 Somewhere for her health.
我看到了浴室 I see baths.
是坐骨神經痛還是風濕 Is it sciatica or rheumatism?
是坐骨神經痛 這太非凡了 It's sciatica, and that is quite remarkable.
你怎麼知道我剛去意大利做過水療 How can you know that I've just come back from a spa in Italy?
不管怎樣 她肯定不是靠神秘的振動知道的 However she knows, it's not through mystical vibrations,
我跟你保證 I can assure you.
他總是科學得這麼激進 甚至在他六歲的時候 Oh, he's always been so militantly scientific, even at six years old.
當地最善良 最溫柔的牧師之一 One of the most kind and gentle local priests
都說斯坦利是那片街區唯一一個 said that Stanley was the only child in the neighborhood
注定會下地獄的孩子 destined for Hell.
你為什麼還去意大利 And why do you still trek to Italy,
花重金泡普通的泉水 to pay good money to bathe in plain spring water
那的水一點都不比你房頂上 that is not a drop more medicinal
流下來的水有醫療功效 than the water that flows from your own tub?
我不會跟你爭論這個的 斯坦利 I'm not going to get into that debate with you, Stanley.
那會讓你獸性大發 It brings out the beast in you.
我知道你還在買那個愚蠢的靈丹妙藥 And I see you still buy this stupid nostrum.
那個合劑對身體有好處 It's a health mixture.
裡面有硫 糖蜜和小麥提取物 Sulfur, molasses and barley extract.
真噁心 而且它的功效也沒被證實 It's disgusting and is of no proven value.
加點催吐藥可能更好 Perhaps if I needed an emetic.
世界上就剩我一個精神正常的人了嗎 Am I the only sane person left on this planet?
我愛他 但他從小就無可救藥 I love him, but he was always an incorrigible child.
想吃點或者喝點什麼嗎 Can I give you something?
不用了 如果有紅酒的話就來點 No, thank you. Just a little wine, if you have any.
我們剛吃完 We've just eaten.
那些是小蛋糕嗎 Oh, are those little cakes?
天吶 你真的還要吃嗎 Good heavens, are you seriously going to have more food?
可好吃了 They're delicious.
難以置信 Unbelievable!
給我講講我姨媽瓦妮莎多彩的過去 Now, tell me something about my Aunt Vanessa's colorful past.
別煩她了 斯坦利 Oh, leave her alone, Stanley.
她又不是馬戲團的猴子 She's not a performing monkey.
你有電話可以借我用一下嗎 Do you have a telephone I could use?
不好意思 但現在都3點了 我本該跟布萊斯去喝點什麼的 I'm sorry, it's 3:00, and I was supposed to meet Brice for drinks,
現在肯定去不成了 but I'm never gonna make it.
布萊斯·卡特利奇是一個被她迷得神魂顛倒的懦夫 Brice Catledge is the young milksop who's smitten with her,
已經準備好把全部家當都拿出來 and ready to lay his family fortune at her feet
補貼她行騙了 to subsidize her chicanery.
你信嗎 他還給她唱小夜曲 Can you believe it? He serenades her.
哦 這在我聽起來都挺浪漫的 Well, it sounds rather romantic to me,
但是你不會知道這些 斯坦利 but you wouldn't know about such things, Stanley.
我的意思是加入人類的陣營 It would mean joining the human race.
來 這邊 電話在書房裡 Here, it's in the study. Thank you.
你幹嘛老糾纏她 Why do you badger her?
就算她是騙子也挺討人喜歡的 She's quite likable, even if she is a fraud.
你知道 魔術的幾個主要規則之一 You know, one of the cardinal rules of magic,
就是魔術師永遠不能重複自己的戲法 is that the magician must never repeat his trick,
因為早晚會有人發現他的步驟 because sooner or later, one begins to notice the move,
他就被拆穿了 and he's caught.
- 但是我越看她 - 然後呢 - But the more I watch her... - Yes?
越覺得震驚 The more I'm stumped.
她有可能是真的嗎 Could she be real?
我開始懷疑自己的常識了 I'm beginning to question my own common sense.
我一直就懷疑你的常識 I've always questioned your common sense.
你總是對世界如此確信 斯坦利 You've always been so certain about the world, Stanley.
我想告訴你我們一無所知 And I've always tried to teach you that we don't know.
真的 我們什麼都不知道 We really don't know.
我們只是可憐的 受限的人類 We're just poor, limited human beings.
就像金魚不知道 The goldfish doesn't understand
給魚缸換水的是誰 who changes the water in his bowl.
她要是真的就好了 If only she was real,
這樣從童年就一直跟著我的烏雲 it would lift the dark cloud
就可以被驅散了 that's followed me since childhood.
我相信你的未婚妻會喜歡一個更開朗的老公 Well, I'm sure your fiancee would appreciate a sunnier bridegroom.
奧莉維亞喜歡我現在的樣子 索菲同意我們是天作之合 Olivia likes me as I am. Sophie agrees we're a match made in heaven.
她們見過面嗎 Has she met her?
沒有 但索菲猜得很對 No, but there, she's guessing correctly.
我告訴布萊斯我會晚一些 I told Brice I'd be late.
我告訴他我正準備吃你做的血腸 I said I was just sitting down for some of your blood pudding.
跟我說一些關於我姨媽的事情 Tell me something about my aunt.
你有沒有手絹 Do you have a, uh, handkerchief
或者衣服 or an article of clothing,
或者珠寶什麼的 可以讓我使一下 or a piece of jewelry I could use?
有 我的珍珠 Oh, my pearls.
好漂亮 These are beautiful.
沒錯 Yes.
我正在接收 I'm receiving a...
有點模糊 It's cloudy.
模糊 Cloudy...
這就是常用的戲劇催化劑 Here comes the usual theatrical fertilizer.
我看到一個重要的英國人 I see an important Englishman.
可能是個國會議員 Perhaps a member of Parliament.
接著說 Go on.
一段戀情 A love affair.
難以置信 I don't believe this.
你不可能知道這些 You cannot possibly know this.
出問題了 Something's wrong.
怎麼了 What?
他有老婆了 He's married.
瓦妮莎姨媽 Aunt Vanessa?
我看到一系列遭遇 I see a sequence of trysts.
我什麼都沒跟她說過 I've never told her anything.
他不能離開他老婆 He cannot leave his wife.
是的 他沒有離開 No, he did not.
所以你心碎了 And so, you're heartbroken.
索菲你是個奇跡 Sophie, you are a miracle.
你發誓再也不會愛上其他人 And you vow never to love again.
她是怎麼做到的 How does she do it?
你永不嫁人 You're never to marry.
這簡直不可思議 我從來沒見過這種事 This is beyond comprehension. I've never known anything like it...
這是一個紀念物 But this is a symbol. This is...
你們分手了 The breakup.
他在我們相處的最後一晚送了我這串珍珠 He gave me those on our last evening together.
索菲 我很抱歉 Sophie. I'm so sorry.
索菲 真的有靈魂的世界嗎 Sophie, is there really a spirit world?
你真的能跟它溝通嗎 Do you really tune in on it?
還有更多的嗎 還有我沒見到的嗎 Is there more? Have I not seen it?
為什麼我現在才遇見你 Where have you been all my life?
你是什麼時候 發現自己有這個非凡的天賦的 When did you first realize you had this extraordinary gift?
很小的時候 十幾歲吧 Oh, uh, very young. My... My teens.
你為什麼要靠這個賺錢 Well, and you saw it as a way to make money?
我父親拋棄了我們 我們很窮 Well, my father abandoned us, and we were very poor.
這太讓人震驚了 Eh, but it's astounding.
我一直覺得生活僅僅是 I mean, I've always believed that the dull,
一個無趣的 悲劇的事實 tragic reality of life is all there is,
但你證明生活不止這些 but you are proof that there's more.
還有什麼 More what?
還有魔力 還有謎團 More mystery, more magic.
哦 你想 哦 Oh, will you... Oh.
哦 親 Oh, dear.
我來修 You leave this to me.
發動機冒煙的時候 I did get a little anxious vibration
我確實接收到了一些緊張的振動 when the engine started smoking back there.
別擔心 我去看看 Don't worry, I'm gonna have a look at this.
實際上我隱約知道可能是哪出了故障 I actually have an inkling as to what this might be.
你準備怎麼辦 What are you gonna do?
不用擔心 我覺得可能是 Yes, not to worry. I think it's the, um...
我實際上 I'm actually...
對機械的東西都很精通 I'm actually rather good at dealing with anything mechanical.
我不明白 I don't understand it!
我把整個發動機都安回去了 I put the entire engine back together,
但這兩個零件還在外面 and I still have these two pieces.
我想不明白啊 This doesn't make any sense.
得想法把它們倆安回去 If I can just get these back into here...
你得快點了 我覺得要下雨 You should hurry. It's gonna rain.
別擔心 不會下雨的 Don't worry, it's not going to rain.
不 我已經能感覺到了 No, I think I can feel it already.
不可能 天還晴著呢 No, the skies are clear...
我們得把車頂打開 We gotta put the top up.
我可以修好的 I have to be able to do this...
我必須把這個修好 We have to put the top up.
下雨了 It's raining.
就等一小會 No, please just give me a minute.
斯坦利 快點 我得把這個安回去 Stanley, come on... If I can only put this in here.
- 我們得把車頂打開 快來 - 好吧 - We have to put the top up. Come here! - All right.
不把這個拿下來 是沒法把車頂弄好的 You can't put the top up without taking this off.
- 什麼 - 沒把這個拿下 怎麼能 - What? - How are you gonna do it without the...
遮篷必須拿掉 好了 好了 The canopy has to come off. Okay, okay.
好了 往上拉 Okay, lift! Pull!
卡住了 卡住了 好吧 It's stuck, it's stuck! All right.
別這樣 你會把車弄壞的 No, don't do that. You'll break it, you'll break it...
下雨了 我們會死在這的 It's lightning, it's lightning. We'll be killed.
我們把車停到其他地方 There must be a catch somewhere. What do we do?
快上來 Get under the car!
我不想上車 God, I don't want to go under the car!
沒事的 它有四個輪子 It's fine. It's on four rubber wheels!
不會被閃電擊中的 It can't get struck by lightning!
- 趕緊躲在下面 - 不 - Just go under there! - No!
哦 我們死定了 Oh, we're gonna die!
快跑 快跑 Run! Rum Run?
斯坦利 Stanley!
我扶著你 Come now, I've got you.
我扶著你 I've got you. Okay.
上帝 我知道這個地方 Oh, my God. Oh, God, we're gonna die.
- 我知道有一個地方可去 - 什麼 - I know this place! - What?
我知道這個地方 I can... I know this place!
- 怎麼啦 - 我們可以進去 - How? - We can go in there.
快跑 快來 Let's run! Go! Come on.
- 門開著嗎 - 是的 一直開著 - Will it be open? - Well, it'll be open!
它的門一直開著 It always used to be open.
天 真夠刺激的 Goodness! I found that rather exhilarating.
你看見那個閃電了嗎？ Did you see that lightning?
天哪 Goodness me.
不敢相信我居然找到了這個地方 I can't believe I found this place.
這是什麼地方 這是一個瞭望台 What is this? It's an observatory.
我小時候來過 I came here as a boy.
謝天謝地我們找到它了 Oh, thank God we found it.
渾身都濕透了 We just got a little wet. It's water.
你在開玩笑嗎 我們可能被閃電劈死 Are you kidding? We could've been struck by lightning.
我們可能得肺炎死掉 We could die of pneumonia.
我相信你的未婚妻可不會太高興 I'm sure your fiancee wouldn't be too pleased.
奧莉維亞如果在這的話 這一切就不會發生了 Well, this would never have happened if Olivia was here.
哦 是嗎 Oh, no?
她能力很強 Um, she's, uh, too competent.
她會修好汽車 She'd have fixed the car.
她也是機械師嗎 Is she also a mechanic?
不是 但她是少數什麼都會的人 Well, she's one of those people who's good at everything.
你真幸運 How lucky for you.
是啊 是啊 這 Yes, yes. That's...
我想也是 I suppose so.
你看什麼呢 What are you staring at?
你不知道現在你看上去多狼狽 You have no idea how miserable you look.
我快凍死了 我是說 I'm freezing. I mean, the...
你能抱著我嗎 Can you hold me, or something?
我把馬甲脫下來給你 I can offer you my waistcoat.
算了 你比我還濕 No, you're wetter than I am.
摟著我就行了 Just put an arm around me, or you know...
需要體溫 Body heat, it's...
我小的時候姨媽經常帶我來這 My aunt used to bring me here as a boy.
屋頂可以打開 The roof opens up.
真的嗎 Oh, really?
可以看到宇宙 You can see the universe.
宇宙很險惡 It's menacing.
你能打開屋頂嗎 Can you open it?
我覺得這不是什麼好主意 I hardly think that's the brightest idea at the moment.
我們剛從雨裡邊逃出來 We just ran away from that. It's still up there.
哦 對 對 Oh, right, right.
- 就在這等雨停吧 - 嗯 - Just have to wait it out. - Hmm.
宇宙到底哪裡邪惡 What was so menacing about the universe?
太大 The size.
當然 那會我比現在小得多 Of course, I was much smaller, then.
霍華德的車真可憐 Poor Howard's car.
- 你暖和點了嗎 - 嗯 - Are you a little warmer now? - Mmm-hmm.
告訴我 你有超能力 還能預知未來 Tell me, with all your powers of prognostication,
當你看我穿著戲服 could you have ever predicted,
在台上大變活像的時候 when you first saw me vanishing an elephant
你有沒有預測過 onstage in my Chinese ensemble,
咱們倆會 that you and I would one day
在法國南部一個廢棄了的 end up in a deserted celestial observatory
望台裡躲暴風雨 in a rainstorm in the south of France?
諷刺至極 It's highly ironic.
簡直病態 It's morbid.
有點睏了 睡一會 I feel sleepy. I'm going to have a little nap.
雨停了嗎 The rain stopped.
停了有一會了 我不想叫醒你 It stopped a while ago. I didn't want to wake you.
你睡覺的樣子太安詳了 You looked too peaceful sleeping.
是啊 很久沒睡得這麼安穩了 Yes, it's the first peaceful sleep I've had in a very long time.
這個是用來開屋頂的嗎 Does this thing open the roof?
是的 我給你弄 Yes, let me show you.
一直沒忘了這個 I've never forgotten this.
你覺得這個景色邪惡 You find that menacing?
不 No.
我覺得這很浪漫 I'd say it was pretty romantic.
∮ Who stole my heart away ∮
∮ Who makes me dream all day ∮
∮ Dreams I know can never come true ∮
∮ Seems as though I'll never be blue ∮
∮ Who ∮
∮ Means my happiness ∮
∮ Who ∮
∮ Would I answer yes to ∮
∮ Well you ought to guess who ∮
∮ Who ∮
∮ No one but you ∮
你在發呆想什麼呢 Penny for your thoughts.
沒想什麼 Nothing.
你知道我在想什麼嗎 Well, you know what my thoughts are?
我已經告訴你夏天結束的時候 I've already told you I want to marry you.
我會在唐納森家的遊艇上跟你完婚 That we'll get married at summer's end at the Donaldsons' yacht.
他家的遊艇特別大 能裝下 It's enormous, and it can accommodate
我們想邀請的所有客人 all the guests we'd want to have.
婚禮結束以後 And then after the wedding,
我們跟願意同行的人一起坐船 we sail it, with those who wish,
從摩納哥去希臘 from Monaco to Greece,
我們就在希臘度蜜月 and then we honeymoon on the Greek Islands.
你覺得怎麼樣 What do you think?
對於一個從卡拉馬祖來的女孩來說夠奢華的 That's pretty swanky stuff for a girl from Kalamazoo.
之後我們就住在歐洲 And then we'll live in Europe.
你運營自己的基金會 你會知名全球 You'll run your foundation. You'll be world-famous.
我會特別驕傲的 I'll be so proud of you.
你知道嗎 你來之後我媽媽一直很開心 You know, my mom has been so happy since you've been here.
你來之前她總是愁容不展 現在她容光煥發的 Before you came, she was so glum, and now she's all aglow.
皮埃爾 把盒子都送到小姐的房間 Pierre! Bring the boxes up to mademoiselle's room.
謝謝 Merci!
那些是什麼 What are those?
你還記得上次逛街的時候 Well, you know those dresses
翻過的那些衣服嗎 you were fawning over when we walked through town?
我都給買下來了 全部 I got them for you. All of them.
我說過會寵你的 I told you I was gonna pamper you.
∮ Who ∮
我應該賣掉澤西海岸的那套海景房嗎 Shall I sell the beach house on the Jersey Shore?
好的 我不會賣掉的 Then, I won't.
我真的不想賣掉它 I really didn't want to.
它對我有很重要的情感意義 It has such sentimental meaning.
真高興你能這麼說 哈利 I'm so glad you said that, Harry.
繼續 Go on.
哈利 我希望這個問題不會讓你難堪 Harry, I hope this question doesn't embarrass you,
但是 我不得不問 but I have to ask it.
你一直對我忠誠嗎 Were you always faithful to me?
我就知道 I knew it!
我一些所謂的朋友說了一些別的 Certain so-called friends of mine suggested otherwise,
說你一直跟莎莉·莎莫斯劈腿 that you had a long affair with Sally Summers.
我真的不信他們的話 No, I really didn't believe it.
但是很慚愧 我確實有點好奇 But I'm ashamed to admit, I did wonder.
哦 哈利 Oh, Harry...
知道我是你的唯一 我鬆了一大口氣 I'm so relieved to know that I was the only one.
我 我 我是你的唯一 對吧 I... I was the only one, wasn't I?
你讓我感覺多麼美好啊 嘿嘿 How wonderful you make me feel.
看看今天誰出來散步了 Well, look who's strolling the grounds this morning!
你怎麼沒宅在房間裡練習？ Why aren't you in your room, practicing?
心情太激動了 宅不住 I'm too excited to lock myself away.
今天你和布萊斯要做什麼 What are you and Brice up to?
布萊斯這周去巴黎了 Brice is away for the week, in Paris.
我和媽媽要去游泳 Mother and I are going swimming.
你肯定不喜歡游泳 I'm sure swimming isn't your favorite pastime.
胡說 我接受你的邀請 Nonsense. I accept your invitation.
我先去買身泳衣 Just need to buy a bathing suit,
然後到泳池找你 and I'll, uh, meet you by the pool.
我們不去泳池 We're not going to the pool.
我們喜歡在岩石周圍游 We prefer to swim off the rocks.
岩石 更好了 The rocks? Even better.
危險 人就活一次 Live dangerously, I say. You only live once.
或者兩三次 Or maybe two or three times,
看你外質的供應量有多大了 depending on your supply of ectoplasm.
你的泳游得 You are a much better swimmer
比我想像得好多了 than I would have imagined.
我舞跳得也比你想像得好 I'm also a much better dancer.
真的嗎 你以後一定得帶我去跳舞 Really? You must take me dancing sometime.
也許我真會 Perhaps I shall,
尤其現在生活不再 "可厭 陳腐 乏味而無聊" now that life is no longer weary, stale, flat and unprofitable.
這肯定是誰說過的 Oh, that's from something.
是狄更斯嗎 Is that Dickens?
天吶 真可憐 Oh, dear, poor thing.
實為莎士比亞的《哈姆雷特》
夫人 您的神童女兒得多讀點書 Madam, your wunderkind has much catching up to do. Huh?
不是狄更斯嗎 Isn't that Dickens?
肯定是狄更斯 That's Dickens.
第七交響曲是貝多芬交響曲裡 The Seventh is actually one of my favorites
我最喜歡的 of Beethoven's symphonies,
如果你聽貝多芬的話 but if you haven't heard them,
他的絃樂四重奏無與倫比 the string quartets are sublime.
尤其是他晚期的作品 十五 十六交響曲 Especially the late ones, the 15th and the 16th.
當然它們需要智力 Of course, they are rather intellectually demanding,
但是智力就這點好 but that's the thing about intelligence.
你永遠不用絕望 You must never despair.
你的智力也有提高的可能 Yours can be raised.
你知道嗎 這太非凡了 You know, it's extraordinary.
我以前聞過這些花 聞過上百次 I have smelled these flowers 100 times,
但直到現在之前 我都沒有真正地聞過它們的香氣 and yet I have never really smelled them until now.
多可惜啊 What a pity.
你老覺得那些聞花香的人 都是蠢貨 All the rest of the human race that you consider boobs,
你從來沒享受過生活 smelling flowers and you all left out.
等等 沒錯 Now, wait. Yes.
他們享受了生活 但是在無意識地享受 They... They've enjoyed, but mindlessly,
因為他們從來不動腦子 because they never thought.
他們從來沒有停下來去想 They never... They never stopped
這些看起來是多不公平的交易 for a moment to consider what a rotten deal it all appears to be.
出生 一點罪都不犯 To be born, to have committed no crime,
但還是要被判死刑 and yet to be sentenced to death.
但是注意 我說的是"看起來" Ah, but notice I say, "Appears to be."
埃爾文 你好 我是斯坦利·克勞福德 Alvin, hello. It's Stanley Crawford.
對 魏嶺·克勞福德 Yes, Wei Ling Crawford.
你最近怎麼樣 How are you?
我過得挺好 Good, splendid.
聽著 埃爾文 我有個一輩子難求的故事想投稿給你們報社 Listen, Alvin, I have the story of a lifetime for your paper
我想先讓你看 and I wanted you to have it first.
不 對 這是一個… No... Well, yes, it is a...
這是一個戲劇性的故事 It's a theatrical piece, but it's...
但不止如此 絕對不止如此 It's much more than that, much more.
裡面有科學 It's science, it's...
有哲學 還有宗教 It's philosophy, it's religion.
布萊斯今晚就從巴黎回來了 Brice is coming home tonight from Paris.
這一周過得真快 The week went so fast.
你已經決定接受布萊斯的求婚了嗎 Have you decided to accept Brice's marriage proposal?
他逼我逼得很緊 He is pushing me very hard.
如果我是你的話 我會抓住這個機會 Well, I'd grab it if I were you.
我的意思是說 現實一點 I mean, it'd be logical.
你沒受過什麼教育 An uneducated nobody
來自一個名氣聽上去很滑稽的城市 from some ridiculous-sounding city,
奇跡般地有某種天賦 這天賦跟你自己的奮鬥也沒關係 gifted, miraculously, through no achievement of your own,
現在你也有貴族生活的品味了 and now you've developed a taste for high living...
遊艇 汽車 Yachts, motorcars.
你知道嗎 斯坦利 You know, Stanley,
我沒有你想像得那麼飢渴 I'm not quite as desperate as you make me out to be.
以前有不少 There have actually been a number of,
我不知道哦啊 有名望的人都愛上我了 I don't know, substantial men who have fallen in love with me.
- 真的麼 - 是啊 - Really? - Mmm-hmm.
你騙不了我 Hmm. Well, you could've fooled me.
不過的確 隨著你的超能力 Although, with the ability you have,
你自動得也變得很迷人 one does automatically become intriguing...
你長得不難看 And you do have agreeable features,
但長相這個天賦 我覺得 but it's your gift, I'm sure, which is...
我不會說它迷人 但確實讓人印象深刻 Well, I wouldn't say charming, but it is impressive.
你都說我長得不難看 I mean, even you just said I have agreeable features.
不止是不難看 They're more than agreeable.
前提是光得正好打到這個地方 Provided the light hits you just so.
我能問一下 一天裡的什麼時候光照著我最好看嗎 Can I ask what time of day that might be?
萬一我去面試的時候 需要看起來比較漂亮呢 Just in case I ever need to look my best for a job interview?
黃昏 夏天晚上8點20 當光慢慢暗下去的時候 Dusk. You're prettiest at about 8:20 in the summer, when the light is fading.
哦 我知道了 光必須在暗下去才行 Oh, I see, the light must be fading,
這樣人們不太看得見我 so that I'm not too visible.
沒錯 我在想我的大變活像 Exactly. I'm thinking when I do the vanishing elephant trick,
你必須像我照大象那樣 讓光照亮你才行 you must be lit precisely as I light the elephant.
我不認為會採納你的建議 I don't think I'll pursue that.
你要去參加宅子裡的舞會嗎 You coming to the ball, at the palace?
當然要去 Of course I am.
我等了一輩子才等到這樣的舞會 My whole life I've wanted to go to a ball like that.
你有舞伴嗎 Do you have a date?
真的 有 I do, indeed.
我要跟全法國南部最有魅力的女人一起去 I'm going with the most charming woman in the south of France.
我的姨媽瓦妮莎 My Aunt Vanessa.
我喜歡她 I like her.
我要跳舞 喝酒 I am going to dance and drink
享受所有你帶進我生命裡的東西 and enjoy all the things you have brought to my life.
沒準咱們兩個還能一起跳個舞呢 Maybe you and I can even have a dance together.
你不是說我們可以一起跳舞嗎 Didn't you say that we might have a dance together?
啊哈 你的精神振動告訴你 我的腳已經跳癱了 Ah, your mental vibrations told you my feet are killing me.
請隨意 Please, be my guest.
她特別感謝你的支持 She so appreciates your support.
瓦妮莎姨媽 來 Aunt Vanessa?
你知道嗎 你是今晚唯一一個 You know that you're the only person tonight
沒評價我著裝的人 who hasn't made a comment on my appearance.
我認輸了 索菲 I'm overwhelmed, Sophie.
我從來沒想到你能這麼漂亮 I never dreamed you could look this beautiful.
這才像話 That's more like it.
你肯定費了很大勁才打扮成這樣 You must have moved mountains to achieve this effect.
謝謝 Thanks.
這還沒算上 And this is all without the added benefit of the lighting
你給大象打的光呢 that you give your elephant.
明天我要開新聞發佈會說你的事 You know, tomorrow I'm doing that press conference about you.
告訴我 斯坦利 Tell me, um, Stanley.
除了我的天賦以外 Apart from my gift,
我那改變了你的生活的天賦 which has changed your life so...
你有沒有 在 那個 Have you not, in the...
在我們共處的這段時間裡 In the time that we've spent together,
對我有任何其他的 had any other
一些想法 thoughts about me?
我已經告訴你了 Well, I've already told you,
我很感激你 I'm in awe of you.
不是你對於我是個靈媒的看法 I don't mean as a mystic.
而是把我當做女人來看 I mean as a woman.
當做女人 As a woman?
好奇怪的問題 What an odd question.
嚴格來講我從來沒把你當女人看 I've never technically regarded you as a woman.
翻盤之前我一直當你是騙子 You were a charlatan who turned the tables on me,
現在我感覺既慚愧又驕傲 and now I feel both humbled and proud.
你對我感到驕傲 You're proud of me?
你 不 我對自己感到驕傲 因為我寬宏大量到用於承認 You? No, I'm proud of myself
自己這些年一直錯著 for being big enough to admit that I was wrong
而且很愚蠢 and foolish all these years.
我以前很勢利 很沒禮貌 I've been rather snobbish and, uh, and rude.
對於別人的信仰態度也很孤傲 Condescending about other people's faith.
所以你從來沒把我當做一個女性來看待 So you never thought about me as a female?
我從來沒覺得我們兩個性別一致 Well, I was always certain you were not of my sex,
如果你是這個意思的話 if that's what you're asking.
你也挺好看的 And quite good to look at.
比較而言 I mean, comparatively.
我以前揭穿過一些實在不怎麼迷人的靈媒 I've exposed some pretty unattractive mediums,
醜得讓人沒法直視 a number of horrible-looking creatures.
你知道我在很認真地考慮 You do understand, I'm seriously considering
嫁給布萊斯·卡特利奇吧 marrying Brice Catledge?
我覺得如果不嫁他 你腦子一定有問題 Well, I think you'd be insane not to.
你不覺得我 You don't see it as
有點太草率了 a little hasty of me?
既然你能預測未來 Well, it's you who can foretell the future,
我相信你振動出來的結果肯定是好的 and I'm sure your vibrations are very positive.
常識也告訴你這個男人 And common sense would say that this man
對你是個大好機會 is a tremendous catch for you.
考慮到你的出身 這真是可遇而不可求 Far beyond what you could hope, given your trivial resume.
當然了 現在你作為一個奇觀 事業蒸蒸日上 And of course, now that you're emerging as a...
你的日子會過得很好 從經濟角度來說 As a phenomenon, you'll always be able to do quite well,
但你自己肯定賺不出卡特利奇的家產 financially, although nothing like the Catledge fortune.
你會把大多數時間花在 And most of your time will be spent with your...
基金會上 他會幫很大的忙 Your foundation, where he'll be a great help.
所以我們共處的這段時間 So the time that we've spent together,
對你而言 has just had
對你而言毫無影響 no impact on you
什麼影響也沒有 whatsoever?
別告訴我 I say, don't...
別告訴我你對我有感覺 You don't tell me you're experiencing romantic feelings for me?
是又怎麼樣 What if I was?
很荒唐 Well, that's absurd.
你 你覺得咱們倆 You imagined that you and I...
你讓我看到了生活的快樂 這還不夠嗎 Isn't it enough you've opened my eyes to the joy of living?
你征服了我的理智 I mean, you've conquered my mind.
難道還要征服我的情感嗎 Do you, do you also need to conquer my heart?
我只是覺得 既然我們相處了這段時間 I just thought, in the time that we had spent together
你 that you...
不要誤會 我 我 Don't misunderstand me. I... I...
我非常尊敬你 I hold you in the highest possible esteem,
明天我準備跟全世界分享我對你的尊重 and tomorrow, I am prepared to tell the world as much.
失陪了 Excuse me.
原來你在這 斯坦利 Ah, there you are, Stanley.
我不知道你在幹嘛 但我一直跳到黎明 I don't know about you, but I danced till dawn.
你覺得那個小靈媒是喜歡上我了嗎 Can you believe the little medium has grown fond of me?
為什麼不呢 報紙說 Well, why shouldn't she? According to the newspapers,
你是她的新聞發言人 you're her greatest press agent.
不是這個意思 我是說她對我有感覺 No, no, I mean... I mean, she's emotionally taken with me.
我覺得她愛上我了 I believe she fancies herself falling in love with me.
但是你們倆都有主了 But you're both spoken for.
我知道 這不合理性 I know. It defies all reason.
她馬上就能釣到一個富有的年輕人 She's on the verge of capturing a rich young man,
雖然他是個蠢貨 dullard that he is.
我和奧莉維亞 按索菲的振動來說 And Olivia and I are, by her own vibrations,
沒法更般配 the acme of congruity.
她肯定考慮過這個問題 Well, it seems you've given the matter some thought.
我大吃一驚 I was rather taken aback.
她今晚看起來是很美 She is looking rather stunning this evening.
是啊 沒錯 Yes, to be sure.
她入場的時候 She did make a rather
確實很讓人驚喜 surprising entrance.
走吧 我得開車回普羅旺斯 Come, I've got to drive back to Provence,
你過幾個小時還得應付記者 and you have some journalists to see in a few hours.
你一開始是怎麼發現索菲小姐的 How did you first discover Miss Baker?
我本是想揭穿她的 就像揭穿其他那些一樣 I came to unmask her, as I have done countless others,
在試過各種方法以後 but after trying every which way,
我得出了無可爭辯的結論 came to the indisputable conclusion
她是真的靈媒 that she is a genuine medium.
你怎麼這麼確定她是真的呢 How can you be so certain she's authentic?
我知道所有的戲法 I know all the tricks.
變魔術是我的激情所在 Conjuring is my life's passion.
揭穿假靈媒是我的特長 Debunking fake mediums, my specialty.
她對未來有什麼規劃 What are her plans for the future?
她計劃成立一個基金會 She plans to start a foundation
並建一所傳授神秘學的學校 and a school for teaching the occult.
這些年您對神秘學的看法一直都是錯誤的 How does it feel to be wrong
對此您有什麼感受 all these years about the occult?
一方面 我覺得很羞愧 Well, on the one side, I'm embarrassed,
但同時 我終於能夠深呼吸一口 but also thrilled to finally be able to take a deep breath
感受生命新的可能 這讓我很興奮 and see new possibilities in life.
可以說 你現在覺得世界 So, it is fair to say that you feel
並非像你曾堅定不移地 the world is not as rational and predictable
有時候甚至無禮地堅稱的那樣 as you've always so adamantly,
理智和可預知 and sometimes insultingly, claimed?
我知道我活該被你批評 I deserve your criticism, I know.
我一直是個理智的人 相信科學 I've always been a rational man with a great faith in science.
我能說什麼呢 What can I say?
但看上去 也許 But it would appear that perhaps,
說我相信人的尊嚴 to say I believe in the dignity of man
是不夠的 is simply not enough.
甚至是個孩子的時候 打最開始 Even as a baby, it was clear
我就知道她是個特別的孩子 from the very beginning that she was a special child.
基金會將是世界級的 It's gonna be a world-class foundation.
是的 有來自世界各地的孩子 Yes, there'll be students from all over the world.
你必須去看她 You have to see her.
我在好朋友的邀請下 They are very close friends of mine.
馬上就來了 但是她讓我感到震驚 I came at once, but she stumped me,
所以我請魏嶺秀用化名 so I brought in Mr. Wei Ling Soo under an alias
來揭穿她 to unmask her.
現在你看到結果了 Now you see the result.
斯坦利現在是索菲最忠實的粉絲 And damned if he isn't her biggest fan.
過來一下 抱歉 There you are. Excuse me.
- 我有個很不好的消息要告訴你 - 何事？ - I have some seriously distressing news. - What?
你的姨媽出了很嚴重的車禍 Your aunt's been in a serious automobile accident.
她怎麼樣 還好嗎 What happened? Is she all right?
她在醫院 情況比較危急 She's in critical condition at the hospital.
- 我得過去 - 是的 我開車帶你去 - I need to get there. - Yes, of course, I'll drive you.
我能和你一起去嗎 我知道路 Do you want me to come with you? I know the way...
雅克 Jacques.
你好 喬治 Bonjour, George.
這是斯坦利 This is Stanley.
您好 Yes, how do you do?
她現在怎麼樣 準備怎麼做？ So, how's she doing? What's happening?
在英國 En anglais.
哦 她正在做手術 Oh, she's in the operating room now.
所有人能在盡最大努力 Everyone is doing his best.
您覺得情況如何 So what do you think?
她會好起來嗎 Is she going to be all right?
此時 她在生死邊緣 At this moment, it's touch-and-go.
生死邊緣 Touch-and-go?
您可以在這裡等 如果你想 You... You can wait there, if you want.
生死邊緣 你們正在給她動手術 Touch-and-go. You're in surgery with her?
是的 我知道 Yeah, I know.
別擔心 Now, don't worry.
這的醫生很棒 They have an excellent staff here.
是啊 她是個不可思議的女人 You know, she's an incredible woman.
是她把我帶大的 She practically raised me.
她這一生經歷了很多事情 She's been through a lot in her life.
坐下吧 我給你沏點茶 Sit down. Let me get you some tea.
不用了 我現在精神不寧 喝茶也沒用 No, I'm too shaken up for tea.
或者我湊合弄點威士忌來 Well, perhaps I can scare up a whiskey?
好主意 Better idea.
她這個年齡的人不該被允許開車 You know, she shouldn't be allowed to drive at her age.
現在只能看醫生們的了 Well, it's in the hands of the doctors now.
我知道你現在很無助 I know how helpless one feels,
但現在只能保持鎮靜 和祈禱 but all you can do is just keep calm and pray.
是啊 Yes.
祈禱的力量 The power of prayer.
我總是諷刺它 Always ridiculed it.
我也諷刺過 Oh, as have I.
可是有些人發誓它有用 And yet, some people swear by it.
我知道這話聽上去很糙 You know, I know this sounds crass,
尤其還是從我嘴裡說出來的 particularly coming from me,
一個信科學的人 但是 a man of science, but...
如果最糟糕的事情發生了 If the worst happens,
起碼在索菲的幫助下 at least through Sophie,
你還能跟她的靈魂交流 you'll be able to contact her spirit.
是啊 Yes.
這很讓人寬慰 不是嗎 Yes, that's comforting, isn't it?
是啊 Yes.
沒想到我會說這些 但是是啊 I never thought I'd say it, but yes.
你振作起來 Well, you buck up,
我去找點威士忌 and I will find that whiskey.
我不知道你能不能聽到我 I don't know if you can hear me
我也不是總過模範式的生活 and I haven't always led an exemplary life. I've...
我不僅是懷疑論者 I've not only been a skeptic,
一個沒有信仰的人 更糟糕的是 a non-believer, but been much worse...
我總是蔑視 A man with contempt for,
那些相信慈父形象 for people who give themselves over to the idea that,
存在於上天的人 that there's some kind of benevolent father figure up there.
我總覺得生活的意義這種東西很幼稚 I've always said it was childish,wishful thinking, strictly for primitives,
是我們幻想出來的 all these, all these hopes about
是說給 a purpose for life,
未開化的人聽的 a larger meaning.
所有的磨難都是為了契合 That all our suffering will somehow accrue to some
一個更宏大的計劃 greater plan.
如果我最近看到的事情都是真的 But if what I see of late is real
那麼我沒有所有問題的答案 then I don't have all the answers.
我們有可能 It's possible,
是因為這個計劃才到這裡來的 even logical, that
這甚至從邏輯上講也說得通 we are here by design,
為了服務更高的理想 to serve some higher ideal.
甚至你 And that you
也有可能真實存在 could be real.
雖然我沒有權利期待什麼 And although I have no right to expect anything,
但是我的姨媽 my aunt,
我深愛的姨媽 whom I love,
危在旦夕 is in mortal danger.
所以我請求你 And so, I ask you...
我請求你 I ask you...
等等 Wait a minute.
這是我聽過的 This is the stupidest
最愚蠢的蠢話 load of twaddle I have ever heard.
我的常識告訴我 My common sense tells me,
我正在被糖衣炮彈引誘進 I'm falling into a seductive morass
滿嘴胡言的沼澤 of sugarcoated claptrap
就因為我希望姨媽好起來 because I want my aunt to be all right.
那個女孩 That girl
是個騙子 is a fake.
我跟你說過這裡的外科醫生醫術高明 I told you the surgeons were wonderful.
我不應該陪床嗎 Should I not stay?
你在這也幫不上忙 Well, there's nothing for you to do here.
她睡得正香 She's sleeping comfortably.
藥效發揮得很好 She responded well to the drugs.
手術很順利 The surgery went beautifully.
她已經脫離生命危險了 She's out of danger.
你離開以後我為她祈禱來著 You know, after you left, I began to pray for her.
真的 Really?
然後我意識到這整套思想都是廢話 所以拒絕了 Then I rejected the entire notion as pure poppycock.
包括索菲·貝克在內 And that includes Miss Sophie Baker.
是嗎 Is that right?
如果索菲是騙子 Well, if Sophie is a fraud,
她是怎麼做到那些事的 then how does she do what she does?
斯坦利 Oh, Stanley!
- 我們都很擔心 - 擔心極了 - Oh, we were all so worried. - So worried!
你想像不到我們多擔心你的姨媽瓦妮莎 You can imagine how anxious we were about your Aunt Vanessa.
沒錯 Yes!
感謝上帝 Thank God!
夫人 我敢向你保證 Madam, I can assure you,
上帝跟這件事一點關係都沒有 God had nothing to do with it.
她遇上了好醫生 She had good doctors.
我們都如坐針氈 斯坦利 Yeah, we have all been on tenterhooks, Stanley.
難道索菲不能預測到結果 Well, couldn't Sophie have predicted the outcome
讓你們都安心嗎 and put all your minds at ease?
我根本就不知道 Me? I didn't even know.
我被媒體圍著 I was so mobbed by all the press, I...
如果我知道的話 If I had known,
我會跟你一起去醫院的 I would have gone with you to the hospital.
都結束了 Well, it's all over.
吉人自有天相 And, "All's well that ends well."
語出自莎士比亞的《終成眷屬》
這不是狄更斯說的 That's not Dickens.
既然一切都好 Well, now that everything's ended well,
我們去花園吧 shall we repair to the garden?
- 布萊斯 貝剋夫人 - 我？好主意 - Brice? Mrs. Baker? - Me? Great idea.
我很期待關於基金會的一些具體細節 I'm so excited about the further details of the foundation.
我想跟你好好談談 I want to talk over...
實際上 還有一些關於基金會的細節… Actually, there are a few financial details...
媽媽我就待在這裡 Mother, I'm just gonna stay here.
順便謝謝你 And thank you, by the way.
我真的很想再談一些細節 And I really want to go into some detail
關於… about how much...
斯坦利 我沒法想像你腦子裡都有哪些念頭 Stanley, I can't imagine what has been going through your mind.
瓦妮莎姨媽是那麼好的一個人 I mean, Aunt Vanessa's such a dear woman.
一個人獨自在醫院 Yes, well, a man in a hospital waiting room
等所愛的人開刀的時候 while a loved one is under the knife
腦子裡的確會有很多激烈的想法 has many feverish thoughts.
我幻想著如果我祈禱的話 I imagined that if I prayed
沒準上帝能聽見我 my prayers might be heard.
你居然想到祈禱 You thought of praying?
我從沒想到能聽到這樣的話 I never imagined I would hear those words.
我還有一個殺手鑭 就是 And my ace in the hole, so to speak, was that...
哪怕最糟糕的事情發生了 瓦妮莎姨媽不幸去世 Even if the worst had happened and Aunt Vanessa had sadly passed away,
你總能夠讓我和她的靈魂聯繫上 you could always put me in touch with her in the spirit world,
這 and that...
這讓我寬慰了許多 That rather put a smile on my face.
最後她挺了過來 Well, in the end, she pulled through.
你看上去累壞了 Well, you look exhausted.
這不怪我 Well, can you blame me?
我現在需要泡個澡 睡個覺 What I need now is a good bath and a nap and...
所以我先告辭了 So, if you'll excuse me...
當然 你去吧 Yes, of course.
斯坦利 Stanley...
瓦妮莎姨媽沒事太好了 Oh, I'm so relieved about Aunt Vanessa.
她是個特別好的人 She's such a marvelous woman.
是啊 她很可愛 Yeah, she's so lovely.
我們應該開瓶香檳 We should break open the champagne.
慶祝一下 We should celebrate.
瓦妮莎姨媽平安了 Aunt Vanessa's recovered.
更何況我覺得這一系列事件 Not to mention that I find this whole thing
是個很有意義的經歷 a most rewarding experience.
你一點都不自責嗎 You feel no remorse?
我為什麼要自責 Why should I feel remorse?
欺騙你一輩子的朋友 Hoodwinking a lifelong friend.
我跟你的看法不一樣 I see it quite differently.
我們就是做騙人這一行的 Hoodwinking is what we do.
你必須明白 當我和斯坦利都是孩子的時候 Now, you've got to understand that since we were boys,
我一直他當副手 I have played second fiddle
他這個妄自尊大 目中無人的 to that egomaniacal, self-regarding...
天才 Genius.
是的 他成了天才 Yeah, he's a genius at what he does,
我成了凡人 and I turned out to be a mere mortal.
在他屁股後面跟了這麼多年以後 But now, after years of trailing in his wake,
我承認這中間我嫉妒過 怨恨過他 and I admit, some envy and resentment,
現在我終於打敗了偉大的魏嶺秀 I have finally put one over the great Wei Ling Soo.
我騙過了那個沒人能騙的人 I have fooled the man who could not be fooled.
不完全是 霍華德 Not quite, Howard.
你怎麼 How did...
你在柏林看我演出的時候很喜歡這一招 You admired this effect when you saw my show in Berlin.
我說過如果你老實一點的話我就教你 I said I'd teach it to you if you behaved yourself,
但是你不老實 but you have not behaved.
這是一個戲法 索菲 It's a trick, Sophie.
我不會分解再重組我的外質 I don't really dematerialize and reassemble my ectoplasm
就像你不會通靈也不會讀心一樣 any more than you contact spirits or read minds.
斯坦利 我可以解釋 Stanley, I can explain...
我盯你盯得太緊 I watched you so closely.
霍華德盯住了你的母親 Howard watched your mother,
但是誰注意了霍華德呢 but who watched Howard?
你可以敲桌子 You were free to rap on the table.
你抓住了蠟燭 You seized the floating candle,
發誓底下沒有線繩 you swore there were no wires making it float,
我信了你的話 and I took you at your word.
你敲一下代表是 敲兩下代表不是 You were free to rap once for yes, twice for no.
當索菲管我姨媽借電話的時候 And when Sophie excused herself at my aunt's
她給你打了電話 to make a telephone call, she called you
你告訴了她關於我姨媽的信息 and you fed her information about my aunt.
我不敢相信 At first, I couldn't believe
你這樣背叛我 you would betray me like that.
但是你知道 But, as you know,
我很厭世 I am a misanthrope.
那些人的做法讓人無法接受 And that people do unconscionable things
但這並不與我對人類的一般看法背道而馳 does not run counter to my normal view of humanity.
還是小孩的時候 我們都選擇以魔術為生 As boys, we both chose magic as our calling.
我們白天黑夜都在練習 我練得並不比你少 We both practiced day and night, I as much as you.
我的技術跟你的一樣好 My skill was the equal of yours,
然而 你以大藝術家的身份登上了世界舞台 and yet, you emerged onto the world stage as the great artist.
這不公平 But it wasn't fair.
生活本來就不公平 霍華德 Life's not fair, Howard.
實際上 像我經常說的那樣 In fact, as a general rule, as I've often said,
通常來講它很骯髒 it's pretty nasty.
因為索菲 Because of Sophie,
我開始像非理性思維屈服 I began to succumb to magical thinking.
有那麼一陣 我真的很開心 And for a while, I was actually happy.
但我的開心跟傻子的開心沒什麼區別 But I was happy as a fool is happy.
快樂也不是人類的正常狀態 Happiness is not the natural human condition.
順便說一句 你練習從來沒有我努力 And incidentally, you never practiced as much as I did,
你的技術也從來比不上我的 and your skill was never equal to mine.
斯坦利 我很抱歉 我真的很抱歉 Stanley, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
霍華德被請來揭穿我的時候我碰上了他 I ran into Howard here when he was sent to expose me, and he...
他也確實輕輕鬆鬆地把我揭穿了 He did expose me, quite easily.
我們決定一起演這齣戲 But we made this private pact to do this scheme,
我同意配合完全是因為 這對我媽媽來說很重要 對我也是 and I only agreed because it meant so much to Mom and me.
我看你演戲 就像 I view your behavior as
一個巨人看一個 怎麼說才好呢 a great man views the malicious mischief of...
看一個侏儒使壞 What shall we say, pygmy?
你是個騙子 You're a fake.
我早該知道的 我心裡也的確早就知道了 As I always should have known, and did, in my heart.
只是後悔不該在你身上浪費那麼多時間 I only wish I hadn't wasted so much time with you.
你現在就有點成心了 Well, now you're just being a pompous stick in the mud.
我們跟你開玩笑之前是仔細考慮過的 斯坦利 We played an elaborate joke on you, Stanley.
沒人受到傷害 No one was harmed.
我的名譽受到了損害 My reputation will suffer,
你還拿我當傻子耍 and you played me for a fool.
你的名譽不過是自負心罷了 Your reputation is all ego!
我曾經 I've...
是的 事情是有點失控 Yes, yes, things got out of hand,
但是沒有壞事發生 but no awful thing happened.
你感到快樂 I mean, you were... You were happy.
你第一次享受了生活 And you enjoyed life for once.
你像樂觀主義者一樣看待世界 You saw the world as optimists see the world.
我們在一塊也很開心 And we had some laughs together,
所以別說你在我身上浪費了時間 so don't say that you wasted your time with me.
不然的話你在幹嘛 What would you have been doing?
坐在屋子裡 對著鏡子洗牌嗎 Sitting in your room and shuffling cards in front of a mirror?
我的樂觀都是幻覺 All my optimism was an illusion.
你知道嗎 我開始讀 Well, I started reading that book
那個德國哲學家的書了 就是你給我的那本 by that German philosopher, you know, that you gave me?
大多數時間我都不知道他在說什麼 I didn't really understand much of it,
但他說了我們需要幻覺才能生活下去 but he said that we need our illusions to live.
你的意思是需要謊言 You mean lies.
你允許謊言進入生命的時候 You were much happier
要比現在快樂得多 斯坦利 when you let some lies into your life, Stanley.
想想吧 斯坦利 Think about it, Stanley,
你真的想破壞格蕾絲·卡特利奇內心的平靜嗎 do you really want to ruin the peace of mind Grace Catledge has,
當她確認自己是丈夫的唯一的時候 secure in the knowledge that she is her husband's only love?
我們不能一直欺騙自己 We can't go around deluding ourselves.
但是我們必須這麼做 But we must.
如果我們想度過這一生的話 If we're to get through life.
這話不是我說的 I mean, I didn't say it,
我只是在引述那個 什麼人來著 I'm just quoting, you know, Mister...
尼采 Nietzsche.
再說了 到頭來 誰知道什麼是真的什麼不是 And, in the end, who really knows what's real and what's not?
這還不明顯嗎 我給姨媽祈禱就是胡說一通 Well, it's quite clear what's real, my praying for my aunt was poppycock,
醫生的醫術才是真的 the doctor's skill was real.
不是的 你永遠不能確定 因為喬治 No. You will never know that, because George,
卡洛琳的老公 那個精神分析師 Caroline's husband, the psychoanalyst,
告訴我他也在為你的姨媽祈禱 told me that he was praying for your aunt, too.
所以我們不知道 And so we don't know if maybe
是不是他的祈禱被應允了 it was his prayers that got answered.
沒準天使更喜歡他 Maybe the angels like him better.
我不會再跟你們這些沒腦的人說下去了 I won't dignify this conversation any longer.
我要去陪著瓦妮莎姨媽 I'm going to go and visit my Aunt Vanessa
直到她痊癒 然後就拜拜了 until she's on her feet, and then good-bye.
你不會原諒我 And you won't forgive me?
我沒有原諒你的權利 Well, I can't forgive you.
上帝才有 Only God can forgive you.
但是你說上帝不存在 But you said there is no God.
我就是這個意思 Precisely my point.
∮ Lovers depend on moonlight for a love affair ∮
∮ Babies depend on mothers for their tender care ∮
∮ Flowers depend on sunshine and the morning dew ∮
∮ Each thing depends on something ∮
∮ And I depend on you ∮
∮ I can be happy I can be sad ∮
∮ I can be good I can be bad ∮
∮ It all depends on you ∮
∮ I can be lonely out in a crowd ∮
∮ I can be humble ∮
哦 回到家的感覺真好 Oh, it's good to be home.
而且身體比以前更加強壯 More robust than ever, I'll wager.
凡是不能殺死我的都讓我更強大 "What doesn't kill me makes me stronger."
這是一個偉人說的（尼采） A great man said that.
千萬別是說"上帝已死"的那個傢伙 Oh, not the "God is dead" fellow.
就是他 The very same.
不論如何我覺得他說得不對 Nevertheless, I think he was wrong.
凡是不能殺死我們的都讓我們變得更弱了 What doesn't kill us often knocks the hell out of us.
有時候死裡逃生能讓人醒過來 Well, sometimes a close call wakes a person up.
關於我們的蜜月 我又有新點子了 I've had another idea for our honeymoon.
去完希臘之後 What if, after the Greek Islands,
我們去南太平洋怎麼樣 we set sail for the South Seas.
我一直想去波拉島轉轉 I've always wanted to visit Bora Bora.
你感興趣嗎 Would that interest you?
我從來沒聽說過這個地方 I've never... I've never heard of it,
但名字聽起來還挺有異國風情的 but the name sounds pretty exotic.
- 異國風情 - 是的 - Exotic? - Mmm-hmm.
你總能找到最合適的詞 我喜歡 I love how you pick always the exact right word.
是的 奧莉維亞 Yes, of course, Olivia.
我過幾天就回家了 I'll be home in a few days.
只是得確保瓦妮莎姨媽完全沒事 I just have to see that Aunt Vanessa is up and running,
還得接受幾個媒體採訪 and, uh, I have one or two press interviews I have to do.
有些事得交代清楚 Some things need to be smoothed over.
我想讓你給我支支招 This is where I could use your tact.
是的 當然 沒錯 Yes, of course. Yes.
我掛了 寶貝 Bye, darling.
我猜你很高興能回倫敦 I bet you'll be glad to get back to London
把這一切都拋在腦後 and put all this behind you.
你如果去了加拉帕戈斯群島會玩得很開心 You might enjoy the Galapagos.
你那麼崇拜達爾文 You're a great admirer of Darwin's.
看大海龜 是的 我猜是吧 Big turtles. Yes, I suppose so.
當然 你肯定想死奧莉維亞了 And of course, you must miss Olivia.
她是個好女人 我從她的照片上就能看出來 A very fine woman. I can tell that from her photographs.
那麼優雅 那麼有型 Such elegance and style.
跟你這種品味的人特別般配 Absolutely perfect for a man of your taste.
是的 這不用懷疑 Well, yes, it's... There's no question.
我們很般配 We're ideally suited.
你需要一個受過良好教育的女人 A very... And you need a well-educated woman
這樣她才能跟上你的思維 to keep up with you.
除此之外 她長得也很迷人 And she's quite attractive, to boot.
是的 是的 跟她一起並肩生活 Yes, yes, it's very easy to see us
是很容易的事情 side by side through life's journey.
你們真是登對 A very handsome couple indeed.
是的 我們很般配 這不用懷疑 Yes, there's no question. We're ideally suited.
用你的話說 As you would say.
這是個特別理智的選擇 A quite rational choice.
也不是完全理智的 I mean, it's not entirely cerebral.
我是說 我愛她 I mean, I do love her.
你到底想說什麼 What are you suggesting?
- 什麼意思 - 你說話的語氣怪怪的 - Suggesting? - In the nuance of your tone?
我當然愛她 Of course I love her.
你覺得 Or are you saying
我愛上索菲·貝克了是嗎 you think I've come to love Sophie Baker?
我 我根本沒提索菲 Me? I never mentioned Sophie.
我以為你馬上要說 Well, I thought you were heading there.
索菲·貝克 Sophie Baker?
就是那個拿你當猴耍的小騙子 The little fake who played you for a dupe?
對 就是那個壞蛋 Exactly. That wretch.
我為什麼要暗示你愛上索菲了 Why would I suggest you've fallen in love with Sophie?
你有可能這麼做 Well, you might.
我從來不知道 I never know what goes on
你的腦回路會迂迴到什麼地方 in that devious mind of yours.
你跟那個會心靈感應的美國妞 想想就覺得 The very idea of you and that specious American telepathic.
我知道 理性根本講不通 Well, I know it defies all reason.
你是個理智的人 是有智商的人 You, a creature of reason. A man of intellect.
當然 To be sure.
不是隨便什麼小人物 Certainly not trivial.
起碼是這樣的 No, to say the least.
她跟奧莉維亞根本不是一個層次的 And she's hardly in the same class as Olivia.
這個比較真可笑 The comparison makes me laugh.
奧莉維亞既有才華又有魅力 Olivia is a person of accomplishment and charm.
索菲是靠一個又一個謊言 Sophie's a street finagler
過活的街頭騙子 who makes her way living off one bit of hokum to the next.
我不知道你怎麼能把她們倆放在一起比 Well, I don't see how you can compare the two.
不要往我的腦子裡灌輸思想 Well, don't put ideas into my head!
好吧 我可沒有 Well, far be it from me.
當然 她的家境不好 Of course, she does come from dire circumstances.
我的意思是說 我們很容易對出身 I mean, it's very easy to be judgmental
沒有我們好的人 about people who are born into circumstances
評頭論足 less fortunate than one's own.
生活很艱難 Life is harsh.
人必須為生存竭盡所能 One must do what one must to survive.
說得真好 Well put.
人有時候的確會做錯誤的決定 And people do sometimes make the wrong choices,
他們事後會後悔 which they regret,
儘管他們沒有對誰造成嚴重的傷害 even though no serious harm was done.
誰在生活中沒犯過錯呢 Which of us has not made some blunders in life?
索菲身上也有很出眾的品質 And there is a rather appealing quality about Sophie.
雖然她的行為很噁心 Despite her disgusting behavior.
是啊 她笑起來很讓人著迷 Yes, her smile is rather winning.
當然 這也得看 Of course, it depends how much value
你有多重視外表 you put on the purely physical.
我還是 Well, no, I...
想尊重更高的美德 I, for one, esteem the higher virtues.
心靈美 Beauty of the soul.
但她的眼睛確實很美 Although her eyes are rather pleasant to look into.
在合適的場合她也很風趣 And that she can be amusing, under the right circumstances.
但奧莉維亞是受過教育的 有素質的人 Oh, but Olivia is an educated, cultivated woman.
很配你這種有藝術才華的男人 One that befits a man of your artistic genius.
對 我的才華也必須考慮進來 Yes, now, my genius must be factored in.
選索菲不選奧莉維亞 On paper, there's really no reason
是完全沒道理的 to prefer Sophie to Olivia.
我覺得正好相反 Well, I would say the opposite.
所以你建議 And so your suggestion that I,
我跟奧莉維亞坦白 I be honest with Olivia
告訴她儘管這事很不理智 and tell her that irrational as it seems,
但我愛上了索菲 I've fallen in love with Sophie,
不行 這太荒謬了 that's a preposterous notion.
你這是瘋了 It's lunacy.
但我沒法不對她動情 Yet I can't help feeling that...
你愛上了索菲 That you love Sophie.
我明白 Yes, I understand.
你很困惑 You're puzzled and bewildered
因為你愚蠢的邏輯告訴你 because your foolish logic
你應該愛奧莉維亞 tells you that you should love Olivia.
愚蠢的邏輯 Foolish logic?
這個邏輯多麼無關緊要啊 And yet, how little that logic means
當跟索菲的笑容放在一起的時候 when placed next to Sophie's smile.
你想說什麼 What are you saying?
我想說 這個世界可能有也可能沒有目的 That the world may or may not be without purpose,
但它並不是一點魔法都沒有 but it's not totally without some kind of magic.
我對索菲·貝克有不理智的 積極的感覺 I have irrational positive feelings for Sophie Baker.
就像看見一個我解不開的戲法一樣 It's like witnessing a trick I can't figure out.
我可不會去解開戲法 我們就接著說吧 I wouldn't try to figure it out. I'd simply move on it.
聽說她已經接受了布萊斯·卡特利奇的求婚 Word is, she's already accepted Brice Catledge's proposal.
喜歡上讀著作了 Taken to reading the great books?
是的 Yes.
你曾經說過的 別絕望 Well, you once said not to despair.
我的智力還有救 There's hope for my brain.
也許我確實太過苛刻了 Perhaps I was a bit caustic.
但是你得承認 But you will admit you were guilty
你的一些作為不太光明正大 of some rather sleazy doings.
是的 但是那些日子已經結束了 Yes, well, those days are over.
我再也不用為 I no longer have to worry about
在哪睡覺和吃什麼發愁了 where to sleep and how to eat.
我聽說布萊斯·卡特利奇和正式地向你求婚了 I take it Brice Catledge has made a serious marriage proposal?
是的 Yes.
很誘人 A very tempting one.
難道你不同意嗎 Wouldn't you agree?
我同意 Yes, I suppose so.
但我是來給你更誘人的承諾的 But I'm here to make you a more tempting one.
比這個還誘人嗎 More tempting than this?
我來告訴你 I came to say
因為一些說不清道不明的原因 that for some inexplicable reason
雖然它們有違常識和人類的理解能力 that defies common sense and human understanding,
但是我最近 that I have, of late,
有一點 experienced some small...
只有一點點 但還是可以察覺 Quite small, but discernible
有一點對你的 微笑動心 inner stirrings regarding your smile.
你真有氣度 How magnanimous of you.
我就知道你會這麼想 Yes, I thought you'd think so.
因為我有一個宏大的 包容萬象的靈魂 And possessing a soul which is large
就像所有偉人一樣 and capable of complexity, as all great minds are,
我決定原諒你 I have decided to forgive you
把你納入我的羽翼之下 and take you under my wing.
你的羽翼 Your wing?
這是一種說法 我當然沒有羽翼 It's a saying. Obviously, I don't have wings.
我的意思是說 I only mean that,
儘管這聽上去很不可思議 incredible as it sounds,
但我真的夠寬宏大量了 尤其是考慮到我浪費掉的時間 and this is no small gesture, given the time wasted
和你在公眾面前對我的侮辱 and the public embarrassment you've caused me,
但是 that I'm
我還是願意重新接納你 willing to take you back.
接納我去哪 Take me back where?
月光下 那個瞭望台 Under the moon in the observatory.
我很後悔自己以前做的那些事 I regretted what I was doing,
但木已成舟 but I was too inept to change course,
我很抱歉 and I apologize.
我是真心的 Really.
我也接受你的原諒 And I accept your forgiveness..
我知道你很慷慨 I understand that it's very generous of you,
但我必須走了 and I have to be going.
走 但我還沒說我為什麼來呢 Going? I haven't said what I came for.
那就趕快說啊 說完趕緊走 Well, then just say it and go,
我還得跟未婚夫吃晚飯 because I have a dinner to go to with my fiance.
我來告訴你 I'm here to say
儘管發生了很多 that in spite of everything,
我還是想娶你為妻 I am willing to consider marrying you.
- 什麼 - 當然 - What? - Naturally,
你肯定不敢相信自己這麼幸運 我喜歡你的謙卑 you can't believe your good fortune. I appreciate that.
斯坦利 說真的 雖然你紙牌魔術變得好 Stanley, brilliant as you are with a deck of cards,
但你的求婚真的夠差勁的 you are terrible at proposing.
我以前從來沒求過婚 I've never proposed before.
是嗎 Oh, really?
跟你的未婚妻也沒求過婚嗎 Not even to your fiancee?
她跟我求的婚 She proposed marriage.
事實是 我以前從來沒覺得有求婚的衝動 The truth is I've never really felt the urge to propose before.
用你的腦子想想 Use your head!
我們不是天作之合 We're not a match made in heaven,
你以前說過很多次 and as you've said before many times,
如果情感戰勝了理智 悲劇就不遠了 when the heart rules the head, disaster follows.
但事實是 But the fact is
我愛你 I love you.
在你這個小罪犯的迷茫的 And somewhere in your confused,
陰暗的心裡 black, little criminal's heart,
有一處是留給我的 you care for me.
我會嫁給布萊斯·卡特利奇 I'm marrying Brice Catledge.
你建議我這麼做的 You advised me to.
你永遠不能採納我的建議 You must never take my advice.
我這人有病 I'm a major eccentric.
布萊斯拜我為女神 You know, Brice adores me,
他承諾一輩子帶我旅行 and he offers me a life of travel
讓我過得刺激 活得高雅 and excitement and high living.
算了吧 No, no,
他崇拜你 你不能讓男人崇拜你 he worships you, and you don't want to be worshiped.
你會無聊死的 You'll be bored.
坐船去希臘和波拉島 Oh. Sailing to the Greek Islands?
也叫無聊 And Bora Bora?
它們就是海裡的石頭 Well, they're just, they're just rocks in the ocean!
重要的是你跟誰去 It's who you go with!
你想一輩子都跟一個 Do you want to spend the rest of your life with a man
彈尤克裡裡琴的男人在一起嗎 who plays the ukulele and croons to you?
我很喜歡你 斯坦利 You know I like you very much, Stanley.
我以前甚至已經愛上你了 I even began falling in love with you.
但是當你用幾何思維 But when you went on to show me how irrational it was,
告訴我並且證明給我看 and then you proved it
- 那多麼不理智的時候 - 不 - with geometrical logic. - No.
幾何從來不是我的強項 Geometry was never my strong subject.
再說了 你能給我什麼 After all, what can you offer me?
壞脾氣 Grumpy moods?
侮辱 Insults?
陰沉沉地抱怨 Pessimistic grumbling
生活是多麼糟糕 about how awful life is for all of us?
在你身邊我不陰沉 Well, around you, I'm not gloomy.
那只是因為我騙了你 That's only because I fooled you
讓你以為世界比我們看到得要多 into thinking that there's more to life than meets the eye.
不 我沒有因此就不悲觀了 No, no, I have not lost my pessimism,
但是你就像殘酷的沙漠中的綠洲 but you are like an oasis in the grim desert.
至於我能給你什麼 And as far as what I can offer you,
一輩子的風趣和才華 life with a brilliant and witty genius.
我得走了 I have to go.
這是你的最後一次機會 No, this is your last offer.
你不能忘恩負義 You must not be an ingrate.
再見 斯坦利 Good-bye, Stanley.
我不會傻站在這 畢恭畢敬地 I will not stand around here, cap in hand,
等著半個騙子成為我的新娘 waiting for some halfpenny con artist to be my bride!
就這樣 你不同意 This is it. You don't agree now,
那算了吧 offer's off the table.
你聽見沒有 Do you hear me?
你這個討厭的小人 You irritating Lilliputian!
你扔掉了通往天堂的護照 You're throwing away your passport to paradise!
你能原諒我嗎 斯坦利 Can you forgive me, Stanley?
我已經原諒你了 霍華德 Oh, I have forgiven you, Howard,
就像我已經原諒了索菲一樣 as I've forgiven Sophie.
你說得對 我需要清醒一下 I agree, I needed a pie in the face.
我見識到了你的另一面 Well, I saw a side of you in this I've never seen before.
這讓人耳目一新 It was refreshing.
即便到了現在 索菲的微笑還是能擊穿我的靈魂 Even now, Sophie's smile still penetrates my soul.
現在你還相信靈魂說了 Now you believe we have souls?
我相信我們每個人 都必須找到擁抱生活的理由 No, I believe each of us must find a reason to truly embrace life,
索菲就是我的理由 and for me, Sophie is that reason.
好了 別的不說 要是你娶 Well, if nothing else, it's made you certain
奧莉維亞肯定是個錯誤 it would've been a mistake to marry Olivia.
我給奧莉維亞打過電話了 I spoke to Olivia on the telephone.
她比我想像得鎮靜多了 She's much less upset than I'd anticipated.
很冷靜 很理智 Very calm, very reasonable.
她在加拉帕戈斯群島 She's in the Galapagos.
她說她很失望 She said she was disappointed,
但她理解這些事情會發生 but she understood that these things happen,
她說如果我回去的時候還有這種感覺 and if I was still going to feel this way when I returned,
我們還是現在分開好 it's much better we found out now.
她是多理智的人啊 What a lovely, rational human being.
我應該去拜訪拜訪她 I should look her up.
她聰明 漂亮 而且喜歡魔術師 She's bright, pretty, she likes magicians.
進展得怎麼樣 Well, how did it go?
你能相信她拒絕了我嗎 Can you believe she turned me down?
可憐的斯坦利 Poor Stanley.
那個毛頭丫頭本可以擁有我的 That scamp could've had me,
但她卻選了布萊斯·卡特利奇 but instead, she chose Brice Catledge.
他很有錢 長得也很帥 Well, he is very rich and good-looking.
她跟我在一起會更幸福 She'd have been happier with me.
所以到頭來你還是失去了她 So in the end, you lost her.
很悲哀 因為 It's sad, because
我們之間真的有些什麼 一些 there really was something between us.
一些火花 一些魔力 Some chemistry. Some magic.
我說火花和魔力 因為 And I say chemistry or magic because...
我相信自己在第一眼看到她的時候 I believe I actually loved her from the first,
就愛上她了 first moment I laid eyes on her.
一見鍾情也是種魔力 不是嗎 Well, love at first sight is a kind of magic, isn't it?
你需要喝點東西 你想喝什麼 You need a drink. What will you have?
蘇格蘭威士忌 謝謝 A scotch, please.
最後她還是證明自己是個傻瓜 In the end, she proved to be a fool.
你想讓她選你 而不選那個年輕帥氣的富豪嗎 You mean to choose that handsome young millionaire over you?
她慢慢會想明白的 Well, she may come to her senses.
女人對這種事情的看法的確會變 Women do change their mind about such things.
但我很快就離開她並且取消求婚了 Well, it's too late... I've taken the offer off the table.
我不會讓自己被大眼睛 I'll not let myself be pushed around by big eyes
和微笑牽著鼻子走 and a smile.
儘管她遠遠不止這些 Although she's much more.
她本有機會的 但是卻拒絕了 But she had her chance, and she said no.
你的意思是說如果她改主意了 你也不會接受她 You mean if she changed her mind, you wouldn't accept her?
太晚了 It's too late.
你不會這麼固執吧 Oh, you can't be that stubborn.
我希望等她醒過來以後 Well, I suppose if she woke up and realized how happy
能意識到跟我在一起生活 she'd be with me,
會有多幸福 多有趣 how much more fun she'd have in life,
會知道我有多愛她 how much I'd come to love her.
她沒給我任何回應 She gave nothing back.
她一點也沒顯示出在乎你嗎 She gave you no sign at all that she cared?
如果她給了我任何回應 If she'd given me a sign,
我都會抱住她 帶走她 I'd have taken her in my arms, carried her off
娶她 and married her.
我期待的只是一個回應而已 All I was looking for was one sign.
索菲 Sophie?
你願意嫁給我嗎 Will you marry me?
聽譯：姜小瑁