Ok K.O.
战斗到最后 You fight till the end
最好的朋友 You are my best friend
成为英雄吧 Let's be heroes
Ok K.O.
好戏开始喽 Let's start the show
谢谢你们来见我 Thanks for meeting with me.
我感觉你们两位在工作中 I've been sensing some tension
关系一直很紧张 between you two in the workplace.
告诉我 你们自己感觉怎么样 Tell me, how are you feeling?
我觉得受够了 I'm feeling fed up
芬可总是害我们的任务失败 of having our missions ruined by Fink here,
谁叫她不听前辈的命令呢 who won't follow orders from her senior coworker!
废话 Well, duh!
因为我从不听丑八怪笨蛋的话 Because I don't listen to ugly bozos,
不然我就会被他的"命令"害死的 whose "Orders" Will get me destroyed!
-你才丑八怪呢 -我知道你是 但我呢 -You're ugly! -I know you are, but what am I?
我刚说了你是丑八怪 I just said you're ugly!
...我会抓到你的 Hmm... I'm gonna get you!
你们是在跟我们打还是在窝里斗啊 Uh, are you fighting us or each other?
是啊 真是奇了怪了 Yeah, this is super-weird.
按说反派不应该跟...反派战斗啊 Villains shouldn't fight...each other.
那我们打他们应该也没关系吧 Guess it's okay if we fight 'em!
呃 那好吧 等你们完事儿再来这里找我们吧 Ugh, okay. We'll be here when you guys finish.
请不要打太久好吗 两位 Please don't take too long, 'kay, fellas?
如果我们的部下都在忙着窝里斗 How are we ever going to destroy those stinking heroes
那我们还怎么消灭那帮讨厌的英雄啊 if our minions are too busy destroying each other?!
也许是我们太失职了 Perhaps we've been too neglectful.
如果我们的员工不能自己解决 If our employees aren't able to resolve conflicts
他们内部的矛盾 amongst themselves,
那我们高级管理层就有责任出面干预了 then it is our job as upper management to intervene.
欧内斯特 取消两点钟的会议 Ernesto, cancel our 2:00
再给我们安排一次...紧急会议 and schedule us for... an emergency conference.
真麻烦 Oh, bother.
这就是"毒箱家族" It's "The Voxy Bunch"!
"毒箱家族"上集回顾... Last time on "The Voxy Bunch"...
可以给我来三份至尊香脆热狗 Can I get, uh, three Crunch Dog Supremes,
和两份炸肉排吗 two, uh, Schnitzel Twists?
你以为你在干嘛 那是我的 快给我 What do you think you're doing?! That's mine! Gimme that!
买东西 买东西 Shopping! Shopping!
雷蒙德 快从车里出来去练习 Raymond, get out of the car and go to practice!
不 No!
在那农场上 And on that farm
他有一头牛 He had a cow
咿哎咿哎噢 Ee-I-ee-I-oh
请不要打太久好吗 两位 Please don't take too long, 'kay, fellas?
正如在座的各位刚刚所见 我与箱倍多的兼并 So, as you all just saw, the merging of myself and Box More
带来了许多难以适应的变化 has brought many difficult changes,
尽管我们中的大多数人都适应得很好 and while most of us have adapted quite well,
但我发现我们中有些人在这方面依然有点困难 I realize some of us are still having a bit of trouble.
你说的是达雷尔和芬可 对吧 You're talking about Darrell and Fink, right?
嗯 Huh?
嗯...对 Well... Yes!
-箱霸王 -这真是让人难以忍受 -Boxman! -It's been a real pain!
所以我和毒教授才制定出了 Which is why Professor Venomous and I
这个绝佳的部下团建战略 have developed an excellent minion team-building strategy
绝对能够化解他们之间的分歧 that is sure to settle their differences.
达雷尔和芬可 在可预见的将来 Darrell and Fink, for the foreseeable future,
我们打算让你们... you two will be...
住同一间卧室 sharing a bedroom!
不要啊啊啊啊啊 Nooooooooooo!
我觉得情况在改善之前会变得更糟 I think this is gonna get worse before it gets better!
你说什么 What?!
今天真是我这辈子最倒霉的一天 This is the worst day of my life.
你这辈子最倒霉的一天 我才是真正的受害者好不好 Worst day of your life? I'm the real victim here.
你的蠢老爹都把我家老大带坏了 Your doofus dad is a terrible influence on my boss!
哦 是嘛 那 那... Oh, yeah?! Well -- Well...
嗯 Huh?
芬可 这个锥形玩意是干什么用的 Hey, Fink, what's this cone for?
是我身上长虫子时用的 Oh, from when I got worms.
天哪 真恶心 Ah! How very disgusting.
我知道用什么能哄你开心 Hey, I know what will cheer you up.
就是这个 This guy!
是我的警长霸主牛仔达雷尔爸爸帽 My Sheriff Cowboy Darrell Dad Hat!
我真是想死你了 Oh, how I miss you!
虽然我们的表演已经结束了 但我们的爱还会继续 Our rodeo may be over, but our love will go on.
弱爆了 Lame!
都没人告诉过你吗 牛仔什么的太弱啦 Didn't anyone tell you? Cowboys blow.
反 反正至少我没有"强盗王"的午餐盒 W-Well, at least I don't have a "Lord of the Loot" Lunchbox!
"强盗王"有什么问题吗 What's wrong with "Lord of the Loot"?!
多无聊 Boring!
我每次玩不到五分钟就会睡着 I couldn't get through five minutes without falling asleep.
那是因为你弱爆了 That's because you're weak!
而且 我最厉害的武器都保存在这里面 Besides, this is where I keep my bestest weapons.
那是等离子狼牙棒吗 Is that a plasma mace?
雷 快看 它是玫瑰金的耶 Ray, look, it comes in rose gold!
我可以摸摸吗 May I?
尽管摸吧 Go right ahead.
哇 我一直想试玩一下这么个... Wow! I've always wanted to play with one of --
我说的是雷蒙德可以看 不是你 Hey! I said Raymond could look, not you!
够了 That's it!
看来你们又要开始了 Ohh, you done it now!
我是这半边房间的警长 I am the sheriff of this here side of the room,
你永远都不许跨过这条边界 and you ain't never to cross this here border,
不然你就等着蹲监狱吧 or it's the ole hoosegow for you!
她真的那么做了 She really did that!
我警告你 别再用你那脏兮兮的小耗子脚丫踏上我的地盘 I'm warnin' ya! Git yer nasty, little rat feet off my laynd!
那你现在感觉如何啊 Well, how do you like it?!
我才不在乎 I don't care!
我自己喊得太大声了 完全听不见你说什么 I can't hear you over the sound of my whoopin'!
这条线对我来说毛线都不是 The line means nothing to me!
谁呀 Who dis?
嘿 你们这群机器人的内部纠纷解决了没有啊 Hey, did you robots sort out your personal problems yet?
跟他们说 我们可不会等上一整天 Tell 'em we're not gonna wait all day!
呃 因为我们可不会等上一整天 Uh, because we're not gonna wait all day.
记得明确一下 我们指的是 And clarify that we're talking about
继续早上那场战斗 finishing the battle from this morning.
好的 我们可不会为了继续 Okay. We're not gonna wait all day
早上那场战斗 而等上一整天 to finish the battle from this morning!
不过我也不确定耶 我倒是可以等 I don't know, though. I could wait.
反正我们今天也没什么别的事情做嘛 It's not like we have anything else going on today.
一边儿凉快去 广场白痴们 Butt out, Bodega Buttheads!
我们该不该调停一下呢 Should we intervene?
你在逗我吗 Ha! Are you kidding?!
我就是为吃瓜看戏而活的 I live for the drama.
你真坏 Oh, you are terrible.
把这段发给我 Send that to me.
小薇 Sylvia.
那是我第二喜欢的玩具 My second-favorite toy.
这就是你触犯法律付出的代价 Um, that's what ya get for breakin' the law!
哎哟 等一下 小姑奶奶 Now, hold on there, little miss.
你你你你在往哪儿瞄准呢 W-W-Where are ya pointin' that?
不要 我最最心爱的牛仔帽 Noooo! Not my beloved ten gal!
谁都别惹我 Don't mess with me.
呃 芬可... Um, Fink...?
都别插嘴 Butt out of it!
不公平 It's not fair!
现在我也要你尝尝这种滋味 Now you're gonna get it!
那是我最喜欢的玩具 That was my first-favorite toy.
我要你赔我 小老弟 You're gonna pay, little man.
反正我没钱 I don't have any money!
-你会付出代价的 -那是我的眼睛 -You're gonna get it! -That's my eye!
你觉得我们这样做是对的吗 Do you think we made the right move?
我刚刚自己还在想呢 I was just wondering that myself.
-老大 老大 -爸爸 爸爸 -Boss! Boss! -Daddy! Daddy!
她把我的大帽子点着了 还挠我... She set my big hat on fire and scratched me...
他弄坏了我最喜欢的娃娃和我的电脑 He broke my favoritest doll and my dope setup,
还一直吵吵嚷嚷说个不停 他的声音真的好烦人 而且... and he won't shut up, and his voice is annoying and --
...还想把我的眼珠抠出来吃掉 ...and tried to rip out my eyeball and eat it.
都给我闭嘴 Silence!!
既然你们两个 Since the two of you
都把这次部下团建活动当成儿戏 aren't taking minion team building seriously,
那我就得跟箱霸王讨论一下如何惩罚你们了 Boxman and I will have to discuss your punishment.
不 No!
有主意吗 Any ideas?
我家的机器人每次被丢焚化炉之后 I usually see improvement in my robots
都会有显著改善 after I incinerate them.
拜托 你也知道这招对芬可行不通 Come on! You know that's not gonna work with Fink!
好吧好吧 我知道 这主意糟透了 Okay, okay, I get it. Bad idea.
那要是你的话 在这种情况下一般会怎么做呢 Then what would you usually do in these instances?
我们给他们送点礼物吧 We get them presents.
我们...什么 We...what?!
耶 新武器 Yay! New weapons!
达雷尔 芬可 把武器放下 Darrell! Fink, weapons down.
要我们放心把这些武器给你们用 就有个条件 We're trusting you with these on one condition.
这些礼物不是用来对付彼此的 明白吗 These presents are not to be used on each other, okay?
没错 它们都是专门用来... That's right! They're strictly for...
袭击广场的 Attacking the plaza!
糟糕 对不 真是 真是对不起 Oh, no, I'm -- Oh, I'm so -- I'm sorry.
你猜怎么着 You know what?
我觉得不继续和机器人们战斗也挺好的 Maybe it's fine that we're not gonna finish that robot battle.
今天天气这么好 太适合增进感情培养友谊了 This has been a really nice day of bonding and friendship.
你说得对 K.O. I agree, K.O.
咱们就静静地看一会儿云朵吧 Let's just look at the clouds for a while.
真是个好主意 What a lovely idea.
嘿 那朵云看起来很像箱倍多的箱子耶 Hey, that cloud looks like a Box More Box.
颤抖吧 纯粹的恐怖降临啦 Behold! Pure terror!
快看我的触手 Check out my tentacles!
真恶心 That's disgusting!
不要看 K.O. Don't look at those, K.O.
我已经在看了 I'm looking!
你怎么搞的 芬可 Hey, what gives, Fink?!
说好了不打彼此的 记得吗 No attacking each other, remember?
那只小虾米归我了 The shrimp is mine!
你又要把事情搞砸了 Here you go messing things up again!
这一点小小的要求你怎么都不肯满足我呢 Why can't you let me have just one little thing?!
我们的目的不是满足自己 芬可 是让咱们的爸爸们高兴 It's not about us, Fink! It's about pleasing our daddies!
-是老大们 -在我心目中他们就是爸爸 -It's bosses! -They're daddies in my heart!
你明明连心都没有 You don't have a heart!
那你肯定也没有 Neither do you, apparently!
你就是堆破铜烂铁 You bucket of bolts!
字幕 Just stay back. Personal space.
字幕 They're gonna get me!
字幕 Do I destroy the brat or save dumb-dumb?
有什么遗言吗 Any last words?!
字幕 Fink...you...saved me.
字幕 What?! No, no, no, no, no!
字幕 That is not at all what I was just --
字幕 No one's ever saved me in battle before!
字幕 You were...really cool!
字幕 Uh, geez, Darrell, uh, pull yourself together.
字幕 I'm sorry I broke your game
字幕 and made fun of your taste in movies!
字幕 Ohh, I guess I'm also, um sorry
字幕 for, you know, calling you lame
字幕 and, uh, you know, burning your hat.
字幕 Truce?
字幕 Truce!
字幕 Aw! You guys solved your problem!
字幕 I'm so proud! But...
字幕 Are you weirdos gonna fight us or not?!
字幕 Yeah!
字幕 Let's give 'em heck!
字幕 Now that you're working together,
字幕 tell me, how are you feeling?
字幕 Well, I don't know.
字幕 Our minions can't seem to cooperate,
字幕 no matter what team-building activity we throw at them.
字幕 Maybe this co-villainy thing was a little hasty.
字幕 What if we're just not ready to manage?
字幕 Fink! Darrell! You're back!
字幕 How'd it go?
字幕 We failed!
字幕 Miserably!
字幕 But it was so fun! But it was so fun!
字幕 You're not such a bad little coworker, after all!
字幕 When can we do that again?
字幕 We did it! We really did it!
字幕 We make a pretty good team, after all, eh, Boxy?
字幕 Yeah.
竟如此奇妙 It's only magic
大概只有魔法能做到 Isn't it amazing when you know?