黑衣人
全球追缉
巴黎 2016年
God, do I hate Paris. 天呐 我太讨厌巴黎了
Not to worry. Probably won't be around much longer. 别担心 地球也许马上就毁灭了
游客止步 禁止入内
I've been waiting a long time for this. 这一刻我已经等了很久了
I guess what... What I'm trying to say is, 我想说的是...
- Lisa, will you mar...? - Bonjour. -莉莎 你愿意嫁... -你们好
We're with Tower security. 我们是铁塔保安
We're terribly sorry, 非常抱歉
but you're not supposed to be here. 但你们不应该来这里
- Sorry. - Sorry. -抱歉 -抱歉
So? She say yes? 那么 她答应了吗
- I haven't asked yet. - He hasn't asked yet. -我还没求婚 -他还没求婚
Well, that's a terrible shame, isn't it? 那真是太遗憾了 不是吗
Because, you see, that blinking light back there 因为你们看 那边闪烁的灯
means there's been a breach in Portal 2. 说明二号传送门遭到入侵
Which means, in just a few minutes, 也就是说 几分钟后
the most vile creatures in the entire universe, the Hive, 全宇宙最邪恶的生物 蜂兽
are gonna consume every last one of us from the inside out. 将把我们所有人从里到外吃得一干二净
I don't understand. 你们在说什么
All will be explained if you look right... 你们只要盯着这里看
here. 就懂了
The Tower was closed for repairs. 铁塔因修缮而关闭
Ask her on the way down. 下去的时候向她求婚
This way, please. 这边请
Thank you. 谢谢
Mind the gap. 小心缝隙
Right. Shall we? 好了 开始吧
Let's do this. 我们上
游客止步 禁止入内
Hey, guys. 你们好啊
Who the hell are you? 你是谁
Ask her again down on the ground. 到地面后再向她求婚一次
- There you are. - Yeah. -你回来了 -嗯
All right. Let's try this again, shall we? 好了 我们再试一次吧
So, what's the play here? 现在怎么办
We've been in this situation before. 我们以前经历过这种情况
We've never faced the Hive before. 我们从未对峙过蜂兽
They've never faced us. 他们也从未对峙过我们
Always remember, 记好了
The universe has a way of leading you 宇宙总有办法
to where you're supposed to be 在恰当的时机
at the moment you're supposed to be there. 将你引向应该去的地方
Yeah, well, sometimes, the universe gets it wrong. 是啊 有时候宇宙也会搞错
布鲁克林
二十年前
你在这里
时间简史 从大爆炸到黑洞 史蒂芬·霍金著
"Let's have some action. 让我们动起来
1984年电影《紫雨》
I want some asses wiggling. 把屁股扭起来
I want some perfection." 要有进步
Get my three-wood. 去拿我的三号木杆
- Come on, let's go. - Okay, okay. -麻利点 -好好好
Careful. 小心点
Oh, my God! 天啊
- Oh, my God. Baby. - What? -天啊 宝贝 -怎么了
That wasn't no animal, okay? 根本不是动物
It was a... It was a... 是...是...
I ain't never seen nothing like that before. 我从没见过这样的东西
It was, like, a creature. 像是一个生物
What? Harold, call the police. 什么 哈洛德 快报警
- The who? - The police. Call the police! -报什么 -报警 快报警
That was fast. 这么快
Good evening, folks. We're from Animal Control. 晚上好 我们是动物管理局的
You said you saw something? 你说看到了奇怪的东西
Yeah. We haven't even called you yet. 是的 但我们还没打电话呢
Are we in any danger? Does it have like, rabies? 我们有危险吗 它有狂犬病吗
That wasn't a regular animal. 不像是普通的动物
- It was like... - The creature you saw was -像是... -你见到的生物
an unlicensed Tarantian from Andromeda II. 是一只来自仙女座II的无证塔伦特
Very rare, very dangerous. 非常稀有 非常危险
- Sorry, what? - A Tarantian. Ma'am. -不好意思 你说什么 -一只塔伦特 女士
No, I know. He looks cute now. 我知道 目前他看起来很可爱
- Tarantian? - But when they hit puberty, -塔伦特 -但是等到了青春期
they turn into real monsters. 他们就会变成真正的怪物
Don't be scared. It's okay. 别害怕 没事的
Tell me, is there anyone else in the house? 告诉我 屋里还有别人吗
Just our daughter. She's sleeping. 只有我们的女儿 她在睡觉
A raccoon. Yeah, that's your problem, folks. 一只浣熊 没错 这就是你们的问题
So just go ahead and make sure those trash can lids are on nice and tight, 确保把垃圾桶的盖子盖紧了
and we were never here. 我们没来过这里
Maybe we should go check on Molly. 也许我们应该去看看莫莉
We've gotta get you out of here. 你得离开这里
Come on. 快来
It's okay. 没事的
I'm your friend. I'm Molly. Go on. 我是你的朋友 我叫莫莉 去吧
Molly. 莫莉
Kabla nakshulin. Kabla nakshulin
Well, Molly, you've scored excellent or above in every area. 莫莉 你在每个领域都取得了优秀以上的成绩
申请表 联调局新探员部
联调局 纽约分部
Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic, 身体素质 演绎推理 逻辑
weapons training. 武器训练
Just one problem. 只有一个问题
You didn't check a box. 你没勾选
For your preferred division. 选择想去的部门
Everyone has to check a box. 每个人都得勾选
Yeah, I made my own box 我自己为没有框的部门
for the division that has no box. 画了一个框
You know, the division where they wear black suits 你懂的 这个部门的人都穿着黑色套装
中情局 纽约办事处
and deal with the guys from... 负责处理...
up there. 上面来的家伙
You mean, Accounting? 你是说会计部门吗
No, like... 不 我是说...
Yeah, still... 嗯 还是...
Accounting. 会计部门
That should fix the glitch. 这样应该就能解决
- Remember, we care. - You're good to go. -请记住 我们在乎 -没问题了
And just remember, we care. 请记住 我们在乎
Look for the icon marked advanced extensions. 找到标着高级扩展功能的图标
- Okay. - Click on it. -好的 -点击它
Which icon? Which one? There's a bunch... 哪个图标 哪个 太多了...
- Thirteenth icon from the left. - Whose left? -从左数第十三个图标 -谁的左边
- Your left. - Oh, sorry. -你的左边 -抱歉
- I got it now. - Okay, got it? -我找到了 -好 找到了吗
Yeah, I got it. 嗯 找到了
正在追踪新的异常物体 命名为2019-AMRJ
Are you still there? 你还在吗
- Hello? Help. What's going on? - Oh, no. Nothing. -在吗 帮帮我 怎么回事 -没事 没什么
Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end, 我这边运行一个小小的诊断程序
and I will be right back to you. No, no, no, it won't take long. 然后再回复你 不不不 用不了多久
Not long at all. Okay. 很快的 好的
What the f...? 怎么搞的
- This is perplexing. - Is it? -令人费解 -这是
异常物体 2019-AMRJ
Is it? 这是
A-l-i-e-n-s? 外 星 人 吗
I don't know why you always insist 我不明白你为什么非得
on whispering and spelling that. 既小声又拆开说
Finally decided to show up, huh? 终于决定要露面了吧
Oh, my God. 天呐
All I have to do is figure out trajectory, and I am in. 我只需要搞清楚轨迹 就能打入内部了
启动吉米追踪程序
I'm back. Okay, try this. 我回来了 好了 试试这个
- Unplug it, plug it back in. - Okay. -拔掉电源 再插回去 -好的
And remember, we care. 请记住 我们在乎
I have to go. 我得走了
Jimmy's coming back to get the kids. 吉米要回来找孩子们了
Yes. 对
Okay. Let's see where you are now. 好了 来看看现在你在哪儿
国家宇航局
Welcome back, Professor Armitage. 欢迎回来 阿米塔奇教授
You tricky one. 你这个狡猾的家伙
I don't think you're a meteor after all, are you? 你应该不是流星吧
Nope, I think you are an unauthorized landing. 不 我觉得你是未经许可的到来者
This is it. 就是这个
It's all happening. 终于等到了
世界新闻日报 外星人前任吉米说 "我会回来的 宝贝"
See you soon, Jimmy. 稍后见 吉米
Right here, right here. 就在这停 就在这停
Right here. 就在这停
Please keep the meter running. 请别停表
- I'll pay you extra. - What? -我加钱给你 -什么
危险 高压电围栏 五万伏
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, Jimmy. 对对对 拜托 吉米
What are you doing back on Earth? 你回地球干什么
This is...? This is Earth? 这里是...这里是地球吗
My bad, guys. Come on. 我搞错了 伙计们 拜托
Tell it to O back at HQ. 回总部跟O说去吧
I just want to see my kids. 我只是想见我的孩子们
Get this ship out of here. 把这艘飞船弄走
I'll escort our Zamporian friend back. 我把这位赞波利安朋友带回去
- Don't lose them. - What? -别跟丢了 -什么
- I'm on it. On it. - Go, go, go. Go. -我这就追 -快追 快
Did they bring in that Zamporian yet? 他们把那个赞波利安人带回来了吗
Came in a couple of minutes ahead of you. 比你早到了几分钟
The guy tried to sneak in behind a Perseid meteor shower. 那家伙想借着英仙座流星雨的掩护溜进来
Amateur hour. Am I right? 太业余了 我说得对吧
Right as rain. 千真万确
Rain don't lie. 不打幌子
Sheesh, talk about amateur hour. 老天 还说什么业余
You gonna call this in, or what? 你不上报吗
Code Black. 黑色警报
Unauthorized visitor. 未经许可的访客
Lockdown protocol engaged 封锁协议倒计时
in three, two, one. 三 二 一
All right, who's she working for? 好了 她为谁工作
She claims to be working alone. 她声称是独自工作
A random civilian simply waltzes in 一个平民碰巧大摇大摆地
off the high street. I don't think so. 从大街上走进来了 我才不信
联邦调查局 华盛顿外勤办事处 培训探员申请表 莫莉·莱特
Neuralyze her. 消除她的记忆
No, no, no. Don't. 不不不 不要
I know what that thing is. Please. 我知道这东西是干什么的 拜托
Hang on. Hang on. 等一下
She had an experience. 她有过经历
It erased my parents' memories, but it didn't take mine. 它消除了我父母的记忆 却没消除我的
So my whole life, everyone's called me crazy. 所以从小到大 所有人都说我疯了
They said that I needed therapy, 他们说我需要治疗
which, okay, admittedly, I did, 好吧 我承认我确实需要
but not for this. 但不是因为这个
Did she really hack into the Hubble Telescope 她真的黑进了哈勃望远镜
to look at Andromeda II, and we didn't catch her? 来观测仙女座II 而我们却没逮到她吗
In the old days, we'd have hired her. 如果是以前 我们还会聘用她
It took me 20 years to find you, plus or minus. 我花了差不多二十年时间找到你们
How many people can say that? 有几个人能这么说
I found you. 我找到你们了
So you found us. You proved you're not crazy. 你找到我们了 你证明了自己没疯
You win the I'm Not Crazy badge. Now what? 给你颁一枚正常人徽章 然后呢
- I want in. - We don't hire. We recruit. -我想加入 -我们不招聘 只招募
Then I'd like to be recruited. 那我想让你们招募我
I'm going to need more. 这样可不够
But would you mind giving me one good reason? 不过你能给我一个说得过去的理由吗
Because I'm smart. 因为我很聪明
I'm motivated. 很有动力
I look good in black. I'm... 我穿黑色很好看 我...
Boring me. 很无趣
Because I have absolutely no life whatsoever. 因为我完全没有个人生活
I have nothing. I have no dog, no cat, 我一无所有 没有狗 没有猫
definitely no chill. 淡定不下来
I have nothing that I couldn't happily walk away from, 没有任何值得留恋的事物
which makes me perfect for this job. 所以我非常适合这份工作
Well, you're certainly suitably tragic. 你真是太可悲了
No love? No relationships? 没有爱 没有人际关系
They just distract you from what's important. 那些只会分散你对重要的事的注意力
Really? And what's important? 是吗 那什么是重要的事
The truth of the universe. 宇宙的真谛
I wanna know everything. 我想知道一切
I wanna know how it all works. 我想知道宇宙的运作方式
You really think a black suit 你真的认为黑色套装
is going to solve all your problems? 能解决你所有的问题吗
No, but it looks damn good on you. 不能 但你穿起来就非常好看
That's true. 这倒是真的
训练第一周
探员 莫莉·莱特
武器
外星语
审讯技巧
录用
From this moment, 从现在起
you will conform to the identity we give you. 你要遵从我们给你安排的身份
You will dress only in MIB Special Services attire. 你只能穿着黑衣人特勤队的服装
You have been trained in the use of MIB-sanctioned technology, 你已经接受了黑衣人认可的技术
vehicles and weaponry. 车辆及武器的培训
You will not stand out in any way. 任何情况下 你都不可以引人注目
You are no longer part of the system. 体制中再也没有你这个人
You do not exist. 你根本不存在
Check, please. 结账 谢谢
We are above the system. 我们凌驾于体制之上
Over it, beyond it. We are them. We are they. 超越体制 我们就是体制
We are the Men in Black. 我们是黑衣人
The "Men" in Black? 黑衣"男人"吗
Don't. Don't start. 不 别提这个
I've had the conversation. 我跟他们谈过
They didn't seem to be able to let it go. 他们似乎无法放弃这个名字
It's a process. Attachment issue, I think. 这是个过程 依恋的问题吧
There's your first assignment. 这是你的第一个任务
Okay. When do I get my...? 好的 我什么能拿到...
It's called a neuralyzer. 那叫记忆消除器
And you don't just get it, you earn it. 不是随便就能拿到的 要通过努力争取
You've been accepted for a probationary period. 你只是作为试用探员被录用了
Impress me, and we'll see about the bzzz. 好好表现 我们再考虑消除器的事
Okay. 好吧
分配 黑衣人伦敦分部
试用期
You're a fan of the truth, aren't you, Agent M? 你喜欢追求真相 不是吗 探员M
I like it. 我喜欢
I think we may have a problem in London. 伦敦分部好像有麻烦了
伦敦
That is smooth. 这酒还真是顺口
Let's keep them coming, shall we? 继续上 好吗
Another round. 再来一杯
So can I just say how much I'm liking this place? 我只是想说我很喜欢这个地方
It's formal, but not too stuffy. 有条理 但又不会太古板
Classic, but still kind of stylish. 很传统 但却还是有范
Makes it a very Eyes Wide Shut kind of vibe. 很有《大开眼戒》的感觉
I'm kidding. 我说笑的
Sort of. 算是吧
Or is it mostly just the lethal high-stakes gambling? 或者只是致命的高风险赌博的效果
Thank you very much. 非常感谢
Would you look at that? Straight to the ace, gentlemen. 你们看 王牌送上门 先生们
That's me again. 又是我
Let's talk business, shall we? 我们谈谈正事吧
I can move this stuff. 我可以卖这东西
Who do I speak with about getting a whole lot more of it? 我想大量进货 应该找谁
Because I'm in. 因为我想加入
You're not. 你不能加入
You see, I have a very strict 我有一条非常严格的政策
"no Men in Black" policy. "不得与黑衣人交易"
Oh, God. 天呐
I don't blame you. 我不怪你
Who'd want those assholes coming in here? 谁会想让那些混蛋进来插一脚
Men in Black. The Morons in Black, if you ask me. 黑衣人 要我说他们是黑衣蠢货
What a bunch of dicks. Am I right? 一群傻逼 我没说错吧
All it takes is one bad apple to spoil any environment... 一粒老鼠屎就能毁掉一锅汤...
Stop it, guys. 各位别动手
I am MIB, you Cerulian scum. 我是黑衣人 你个切鲁败类
And FYI, your little club here sucks. 我要说 你这个小俱乐部烂透了
You're gonna give me everything. 你要从实招来
Suppliers, sellers, your whole network. 供应商 卖家 你的整个分销网
Your luck run out. 你的好运耗尽了
You're already dead. 你死定了
Only one person here has the antidote. 这里只有一个人有解药
Emily, sweetheart. 艾米丽 亲爱的
Please, I'll... I'll give you whatever you want. 拜托 你要什么我都给你
Please. Anything you want. 拜托 什么都行
Anything I want? 什么都行吗
The express train to London has arrived. 开往伦敦的特快列车已到站
With continuing service to Paris, Stockholm, 我们将继续开往巴黎 斯德哥尔摩
Milan, Rome, Madrid. 米兰 罗马 马德里
Caught him in the locker room. 在更衣室逮到他
I knew that kid was neuralyzing himself. 我就知道那孩子对自己用了记忆消除器
I told him, "Do that too much, and you'll go blind." 我跟他说 "用太多次会瞎的"
Right? 对吧
Who could go for a nosh? 有人想来点零嘴吗
I'd like a nice pastrami sandwich. 我想来个熏牛肉三明治
With lots of melted cheese. 要加很多融化的奶酪
Now arriving, express train from New York. 来自纽约的特快列车即将到站
Last call for Flight 2112 to the Cat's Eye Nebula. 最后一次通知 飞往猫眼星云的2112航班即将起飞
Welcome, Agent M. 欢迎 探员M
Please report to New Agent Orientation. 请前往新探员说明会报到
踏上
处理中
Access granted, Agent M. 准许进入 探员M
准许进入
...every hour from Gate 12. 每小时一班 12号登机口
Excuse me, ma'am. 借过 女士
外星人监视系统
It's never who you think it is. 总是出乎意料
Oh, no. That one makes sense. 不 这个完全说得通
So you're the one who found us. 找到我们的人就是你
Yes, I am. 是的
I'm T. High T. 我是T 老大T
Yeah. You're... 你就是...
- I run this little circus. - Yeah. -我是这个马戏团的老大 -嗯
Welcome, M. 欢迎你 M
It's nice to meet you, sir. 很高兴认识你 长官
O told me to expect some great things. O告诉我新人值得期待
- And great things shall you get. - Good. -你不会失望的 -很好
Right through there. 往那边走
Hi, you. 你好啊
Wait, wait, wait! Don't touch him! 等等 等等 别碰他
Oh, God. 天呐
I got him, I got him. You guys... 我抓到他了 你们...
I got him. I got him. 我抓到他了 我抓到他了
光年之旅 始于脚下
老大T
马拉喀什
跳闸了
去修一下
那就去付电费
Change it, change it. 修一下 修一下
All right, buddy. 好了 伙计
All right. Drink this. 来试试这个
Careful. You break it, you buy it. 小心点 弄坏了就要付钱买
Keep it. Keep it. 你们留着吧
On me. 送你们了
We need to see the queen. 我们要见女王
Yes. 好的
You have visitors. 有访客
State your business with the queen. 向女王禀报你们的来意
We need someone to die. 我们要一个人死
As clearly stated in Section 6C of the Treaty of Andromeda II, 仙女座II条约第6C条明确指出
we do not kill Jababians 我们不杀加贝边人
nor participate in the murder thereof. 也不会参与谋杀行径
This is nonnegotiable. 没有商量余地
Well, it's slightly negotiable. 好吧 有一点商量余地
Morning. 早
I'm in the market for a useless, old, broken-down machine. 我想找一台又旧又破的废物机器
What do you got? 你有吗
You're not gonna get a rise out of me, H. 你别想惹我生气 H
It's the Imperial with the red tab. 有红色跳格键的帝国打字机
Do try to keep up. 别落后好吗
Thank you, Charlie. 谢谢你 查理
That's the old portal depot. 这是以前的传送门站
Site of the First Great Alien Migration. 第一次大型外星人移民的现场
Wait, so Eiffel was an MIB agent? 等等 埃菲尔是黑衣人探员吗
One of the first. 首批探员之一
He helped so many intergalactic refugees 他帮助了很多来地球
seeking protection here on Earth. 寻求庇护的星际难民
If you look closely, 如果你仔细看
you can see my grandma and my grandpa in that picture. 就能看到我的祖父母也在照片中
So beautiful. 真美
- Here you are, dear. - Thank you. -给你 亲爱的 -谢谢
What's up with that guy? 那家伙是怎么回事
Nerlene! 内尔琳恩
Sorry. 抱歉
He's just so yummy. 他实在是太诱人了
- Who is he? - H. -他是谁 -H
Only the best agent in the building. 这栋楼里最优秀的探员而已
He saved the world once with nothing but his wits 他曾经仅用他的智慧和七系原子枪
and a Series-7 De-Atomizer. 就拯救了世界
He saved the world? 他拯救过世界吗
From what? 从谁手上拯救的
The Hive. 蜂兽
Hey, Guy, do me a favor. 伙计 帮我个忙
- Handle my calls. - Oh, love to. -帮我处理来电 -乐意之至
Where are you going? 你要去哪
To do some homework. 去做点调查
An awful, terrible incident in Marrakesh. 马拉喀什发生了一起非常可怕的事件
The North Africa office is investigating. 北非办事处正在调查
And in other business, 至于其它事宜
H has decided to grace us with his presence after all. H终于决定大驾光临了
Apologies, sir. 很抱歉 长官
I was working late. Morning, everyone. 我昨天工作到很晚 大家早上好
So was I. Actually cleaning up after your mess. 我也是 其实是在收拾你的烂摊子
Thank you for that. 谢谢你了
You should've seen the mess I was cleaning up this morning. 你应该瞧瞧我今天早上收拾的烂摊子
It was a totally unsanctioned op, sir, 这完全是未经批准的行动 长官
requiring two containment units and a full neuralyzer squad. 需要两支控制小队和一整支记忆消除小组
I doubt that, right? 我觉得不是
I prefer to look at this from a macro point of view, 我更想从宏观的角度来看待这件事
not get bogged in the details. 不要太纠结于细节
The bad guy's dead, so, you know. 反正坏人死了 所以嘛
Take a seat, please. One last item. 请坐 最后一件事
A member of the Jababian royal family 一位加贝边王室成员
has a layover on his way to Centaurus A. 在前往半人马座A星途中要作停留
Vungus the Ugly. 丑八怪万格斯
Inherited the title. 继承了头衔
Believe it or not, Vungus here is the looker in the crowd. 信不信由你 万格斯其实是个美男子
Holograms always add 10 pounds. 全息影像总会让人重九斤
Jababian society doesn't allow for certain indiscretions. 加贝边社会不允许某些言行失仪
In short, he wants to be shown a good time. 简而言之 他想玩得开心
We could say no, but Jababian mining vessels 我们可以拒绝 但加贝边人的采矿船
would grind us into galactic dust. 会把我们碾成银河系的星尘
Some irony there, sir, if you think that we used to, uh, 长官 这有点讽刺 想想我们过去
protect the Earth from the scum of the universe. 是保护地球免受宇宙中的人渣侵扰
Now it seems we're protecting the scum. 现在看起来我们是在保护人渣
Actually, that's why it would be right up your street. 事实上 正是因为如此 这事很适合你
Your cup of tea, H. 你的那杯茶 H
寓意：正合你的口味
Well, I know Vungus. He doesn't really drink tea. 我认识万格斯 他其实不怎么喝茶
He prefers vodka, tequila, 他更爱伏特加 龙舌兰
hand sanitizer, sometimes all at once. 免洗洗手液 有时候三种一起喝
There is one time, we woke up in Bangkok, handcuffed to a horse... 有一回我们在曼谷醒来 被铐在一匹马上...
- H? - Pipe down. -H -安静
What? Sorry. Sincere apologies. 怎么了 抱歉 真心抱歉
You will be his chaperone. 你来当他的保护人
In fact, he specifically asked for you. 实际上 他特别要求找你
Okay. Absolutely, hopefully we don't end up 好吧 没问题 希望我们最后
handcuffed to a horse again, heh. 不会再被铐在马上
Please. 拜托
I'll have him home by midnight. 午夜前我会送他回家
Good boy. If you will. 那就太好了 真是好孩子
"Good boy. If you will." "那就太好了 真是好孩子"
"Good man," I think he said. 我想他说的是"好男儿"
Keep Daddy happy, yeah? 要让爸爸开心是吗
Yeah. We're like this. 是啊 我们就是这么铁
You look after Papi so well. 你把爸比照顾得真好
You're so jealous, aren't you? 你是不是很嫉妒
Papi's little fancy boy. 爸比漂亮的小男孩
You wish you had a papi. 你也想要个爸比
They came in on transportation... 他们乘坐交通工具到达...
Hello. 你好
Oops. 糟糕
- Sorry. - Hi. -抱歉 -你好
Nope, I'm awake. It's all right. 我是醒着的 没事
Just catching up on my daily meditation. 只是在赶着做我的每日冥想
I have been meaning to try that. 我一直想尝试
I read that it dramatically improves 我有读过 它能显著地提高
mitochondrial energy production. 线粒体的能量产生
Yep, yep. It... It absolutely does. 是的 是的 绝对可以
My mitochondrial energy's through the roof. 我的线粒体能量已经爆棚了
- Have we met before? - No. Agent M. -我们见过吗 -没有 我是探员M
I heard you were on the Vungus meet tonight, 我听说你今晚要去见万格斯
and I wanted to offer assistance. 我想为你提供帮助
I'm a bit of a Jababian wonk. 我是个加贝边迷妹
Language, culture, politics, fashion. 语言 文化 政治 时尚
Anyways, I compiled a dossier for you to read. 总之 我编写了一份档案供你阅读
A dossier. I love a good dossier. 档案 我喜欢好档案
The thing is... Ask around. 问题是...你去打听一下
I work alone. Ask anyone around here. 我是单干的 大家都知道
Did you know that Jababians are claircognizant empaths, 你知道加贝边人是能预测未知的读心者吗
which means they can basically read your mind? 也就是说他们可以读你的大脑
And your cards. 还有你的牌
- Well, they do have a tell. - What's that? -不过他们会露出马脚 -什么马脚
Subdermal spots on the underside of their arms change color. 他们胳膊内侧的皮下斑点会改变颜色
Good to know. But, 很高兴知道这个 但是
thank you for your offer. I'm good. 谢谢你的提议 我不需要
Okay. Message understood. 好的 明白
I will leave you to your... 我不打扰你...
meditation. 冥想了
Thank you. 谢谢
Do you know what your tell is? 你知道你的马脚是什么吗
You snore when you meditate. 你冥想的时候会打呼噜
Actually, on second thought, maybe I could use some backup. 其实转念一想 也许我需要一个后援
So I was thinking, for the op, I can take the perimeter, 我在想 这次行动我可以负责监控外围
- and you make the approach to Vungus. - Yes, good. -你负责接近万格斯 -很好
The thing is, with this particular club, 问题是 在这一家俱乐部里
everybody just wants to do their own thing. 大家都想按自己的喜好来
You know, the aliens wanna look like humans, 外星人想看起来像人类
humans wanna look like aliens, 人类想看起来像外星人
so we may need to loosen up a bit. 所以我们可能需要放松一点
Maybe we lose the tie first, yeah? 或许我们先把领带解掉
Pop a couple of buttons and not look so stiff. 解开几粒扣子 别看着那么死板
We don't want to advertise our profession, 我们不想广而告之自己的身份
if you know what I mean. 如果你明白我意思的话
"Look! It's the Men in Black. Aliens, get down!" "快看 是黑衣人 外星人 趴下"
- Don't do that. - Yeah, I get it. -不要那样 -我明白
Yeah? Good. Great. Perfect. How about me? How do I look? 明白吗 很好 非常好 我看起来怎么样
I would just, uh... 我觉得...
- Do you mind if I...? - What? -你介意我... -什么
Coming in. 过来
Think as it's a fine line between club casual 关键在于拿捏介于俱乐部休闲风
and the saddest man on Earth. 和地球上最悲惨男人之间的感觉
Thank you. 谢谢
Shall we? 我们走吧
I thought that we were here. 我以为我们已经到了
We are. 是到了
Entrance for special guests. 特别来宾入口
Step on it, would you, Freddie? 踩油门吧 弗雷迪
You got it, H. 没问题 H
Yeah, okay. Wasn't expecting that. 好吧 这可没想到
The Vungus among us! 万格斯大驾光临
H-Bomb! H氢弹
V-go! V-go! 万哥 万哥
Look at you. You've lost weight. 瞧瞧你 你瘦了
What have you done to your hair? 你的头发怎么了
You've changed it. Looks fantastic. 你换了发型 看起来好棒
- I... - I barely recognize you. -我... -我差点没认出来你
Sorry. M, this is Vungus. 抱歉 M 这是万格斯
Vungus, M. 万格斯 这是M
Hello, M. 你好 M
So nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你
I've heard a lot about you. 我听说了你的好多事
Highly redacted, of course. 当然了 我只挑好话说
Such a charmer. He says... 真会说话 他说...
he thinks you're hot. 他觉得你很辣
He thinks I'm what? Sorry? 他觉得我很什么 不好意思
It's a rough translation, of course. 当然这只是大概的翻译
Probably works better on Ja... Jababia, 可能用加贝边语说更好
but you know that, since you speak fluent Jababian. 但你明白的 因为你的加贝边语很流利
Of course. I was just trying to find the words to articulate 当然 我只是想找合适的词来表达
how incredibly eye-catching you yourself are. 你有多不可思议地光彩夺目
Well, that he is. 他正是如此
M knows everything there's to know about Jababia. M对加贝边无所不知
Well, I wouldn't say "everything." 我不会说自己"无所不知"
There's always more to learn. 学无止境
It's like a fetish. 这是她的癖好
Okay, that implies something sexual. 你这话说得好像和性有关似的
- It's definitely not. - No, it is. -绝对不是的 -不 就是的
It's always like, "Oh, Jababia this, 你总是 "加贝边这个"
Jababia that, Jababia, Jababia, Jababia!" "加贝边那个 加贝边 加贝边"
Yeah, baby! 亲爱的
See, I knew the two of you would hit it off. 看吧 我就知道你们俩合得来
Have a dance, okay? M loves to dance. 去跳舞吧 M很爱跳舞
She's a wonderful dancer. I'll get some drinks. 她跳舞很厉害 我去拿点酒
You're still a vodka cranberry guy? 你还是喜欢蔓越莓伏特加吗
You know it. 你知道的
Okay. Okay. 好 好
M, please. M 来吧
Come, sit next to Vungus. 来坐在万格斯旁边
I promise, I don't bite. 我保证我不会咬人的
Okay, just give me one sec. 好吧 等我一小会儿
Get us four vodka cranberries. 给我们四杯蔓越莓伏特加
It's all right. I'll get this one. 没事的 我来买单
Put it on the company card. 用公司的卡结账
Little tip, expense everything. 给你个小提示 什么都用公款
Quick question, no big deal. 有个小问题 没什么大不了的
Are you pimping me out to Vungus? 你是要给我和万格斯拉皮条吗
What? No. 什么 不
What the hell would give you that... impression? 你怎么会有这种想法
Hello. 你好啊
I don't know. That? 我不知道 因为那个吧
Better not look at that. 最好不要看那个
If you wanna use me as alien bait, 如果你想让我当外星人诱饵
just let me know next time, okay? 下次先让我知道 好吗
I don't like to be lied to. 我不想被欺骗
Really? What, like pretending to be an expert 是吗 就像假装是一个
in something you're not? 你并不擅长领域的专家吗
In case you haven't noticed, we're in the lying business. 如果你还没意识到 干这行就是撒谎
- Are we? - Jababians are prickly. -是吗 -加贝边人很难搞
We want them to be happy, okay? 我们想让他们开心 好吗
So they don't destroy our planet and everything on it. 这样他们就不会把我们和地球一起毁灭
And that is the mission. 这就是任务
- If you're not down with... - I'm down with the mission, -如果你不能接受... -我能接受任务
but I'm not fornicating with the Jababian. 但我不要和加贝边人乱搞
That's not what I asked you to do. 我没有要你那么做
So how long you here for, buddy? 你这次来待多久 兄弟
Vungus go home tomorrow. 万格斯明天回家
Tomorrow? 明天
We better make it a good one, huh? 那我们最好尽情享受 对吧
I came to talk, H. We need to speak. 我来是有话要说 H 我们得聊聊
Talky, shmalky. Come on, I want to see you dance. 别聊了 来吧 我想看你跳舞
Come on. Come on, I know, I know this is your jam. 来吧 来吧 我知道这是你喜欢的节奏
Get out here. M, come on. 快过来 M 过来
Oh, no, I'm just gonna... I like to butt-dance. 不了 我就坐着吧 我喜欢坐着跳
I need to talk to you about something. 有件事我得跟你谈谈
If it's about that night in Beirut, 如果你想谈贝鲁特那晚的话
I deleted the photos. Promise. 照片我已经删了 我保证
No, not Beirut. Just... 不是 不是贝鲁特
- H? - Yeah? -探员H -什么事
Twelve o'clock. 十二点方向
You're damn right it is. Night is young. 你说的太对了 时间还早呢
Listen to me, H. 听我说 探员H
This is serious. 我是认真的
You're the only one that Vungus can trust. 你是万格斯唯一能信任的人
Well, feeling's mutual. 我也信任你
- What happened to you? - Nothing. -你怎么了 -没怎么
Why are you so serious all of a sudden? 你怎么突然这么严肃
- Relax. - H. -放轻松 -H
You all right, buddy? 你没事吧 伙计
What's wrong? You don't look so good. 怎么了 你看起来不太好
- You okay? - Vungus not feel so good. -你没事吧 -万格斯感觉不舒服
Vodka cranberry sure pack a punch. 蔓越莓伏特加确实劲很大
Let's get his car and get him out of here. 我们送他上车 离开这里
- Yeah. - Yup. All right. -好的 -没问题
Okay. Get you off to bed. 好了 送你回去睡觉
Let's get you in here. All right. 我们送你上车 好了
There you are, buddy. In you go. 好了 伙计 进去吧
Watch your head. Okay. All right. 小心头 好的 好了
Now, sleep it off, okay? 好好睡一觉 明白吗
I'll speak to you in the morning. Hydrate. 明早再跟你聊 多喝水
- Shouldn't we call it in? - Oh, God, no. -我们是不是应该上报 -天呐 不行
The paperwork is a nightmare. 填文件简直是噩梦
But Vungus didn't look too good. 但万格斯看起来不太好
He didn't look too good before, but... 他之前看起来就不太好 但是...
Trust me, I've seen him way worse. 相信我 我见过他更糟的样子
This one time in Istanbul... 有一次在伊斯坦布尔...
Help me. 救救我
- MIB. Freeze! - On the ground. -黑衣人 不许动 -趴在地上
- Palms down. - Hands up. -手掌向下 -手举起来
- Hands up. - Palms down. -手举起来 -手掌向下
Which do you want to go with? I'm fine with either. 你想用哪个 我两个都行
I just think in the future we're gonna have to 我只是觉得未来我们得
come up with something consistent. You want palms down? 统一指令 你想用手掌向下吗
If you don't mind. 如果你不介意的话
- Palms down. - Palms down. -手掌向下 -手掌向下
Good. 很好
What the...? 搞什么
That is not good. 这可不妙
Run! 快跑
M! M
They are coming! 他们来了
Petrol cap. Go. 油箱盖 快
We need more firepower. Side-view mirror. 我们需要更强的火力 侧视镜
What do you want me to do, throw it at them? 你想让我怎么办 拿这个砸他们吗
I haven't seen that before. 这我可没见过
I don't think this is doing anything. 我觉得这个不管用
Come on. 拜托
Exhaust pipe. Go! 排气管 快
Come on! 来吧
Now this is more like it. 这还差不多
Right. 没错
Hurry! 快点
Go to Vungus. I'll cover you. 去救万格斯 我掩护你
H! A little help here! H 来搭把手
No. Not H. 不行 别叫H
He has changed. 他变了
I could feel it. 我能感觉到
I have to know... 我必须确认
if I can trust you. 能否信任你
Now I'm pissed off. 这下我生气了
Hide this. 把这个藏起来
Something is wrong in Men in Black. 黑衣人内部不太对劲
What? Vungus, what is this? 什么 万格斯 这是什么
It's the only thing that can protect you. 只有这东西能保护你
Come on! 来吧
Where's your fancy dance moves now? 你们时髦的舞步去哪了
What the...? 搞什么
Keep your eyes on. It's not safe. 盯紧了 不安全
Eyes on! Eyes on! 盯紧了 盯紧了
Two targets! 两个目标
How is he? 他怎么样
He's gone. 他死了
Guys, back up a little bit, all right? 各位 退后一点 好吗
Outdone yourself here, mate. 你超越了自我了 伙计
- Well done. Well done. - Thank you. -做得好 做得好 -谢谢
Fill me in. What happened, huh? 跟我说说 发生什么了
We were attacked, clearly, C. 很明显 我们遇袭了 C
- Right. - By I don't know what. -好吧 -对方不知是什么东西
The suspects, they did this with their bare hands. 嫌犯 这是他们徒手造成的伤害
They turned solid into liquid, 他们将固体变成液体
- then back again. - What? -然后又变回去了 -什么
- Why's she here? - She... -她怎么在这里 -她...
- She is... - She is... -她要... -她要...
walking you through the crime scene. 为你讲解犯罪现场
No, no. She is a probationary agent, 不 不行 她是试用探员
so she is not here at all, okay? 所以她不能出现在这里 明白吗
I think you'll find that she clearly is here 很明显她现在就在这里
because I can see her. 因为我能看到她
- Backing you up. - Thank you. -支持你了 -谢谢
A figure of speech, but fine. 只是一种说法 不过好吧
You are in so much trouble, oh, my God. 你惹上大麻烦了 天呐
You had one job. You had one very simple job: 你只有一个任务 非常简单的任务
to take some lizard slimeball out for a few drinks. 带这个蜥蜴混球出去喝几杯
- That was it. - Not a "lizard slimeball." -就这么简单 -不是"蜥蜴混球"
- A friend of mine. - Oh, no. -他是我的朋友 -不对
Yeah. Sorry about that. 抱歉 我说错了
He was a reptilian slimeball, 他生前是个爬虫混球
he is now dead because of you. 现在因你而死
Who was with him when he died? 他死的时候谁跟他在一起
- I was. - Who...? -我 -谁
Okay, good. And did he say anything 好吧 他有没有说什么
that might explain why he was killed? 能够解释他被杀的理由的话
Anything at all? Come on. 什么都行 快说
No. Not a thing. 没有 什么也没说
- So just to recap... - No point. -我重新概括一下 -没必要
A high-ranking member of the Jababian royal family 加贝边皇室的一名高阶成员
dies on your watch, 在你们的保护下死了
murdered by assailants that you can't identify, 袭击者你们识别不出来
for reasons that you cannot begin to fathom. 谋杀的原因你们也说不上来
Is that about right? 是这样吧
I switched off the moment you started talking. I don't know. 你一开口我就自动屏蔽了 不知道
Now why don't you bugger off. 你怎么还不滚
Okay, mate. Thank you. 好吧 伙计 谢谢
- Yeah. - I'll piss off, -嗯 -这就滚
- Back to the office. - Where you belong. -回办事处 -你属于那里
To have a word with High T, 去跟老大T谈谈
who will not save you this time. 这次他可救不了你了
We'll be fine. Okay? Don't worry. 我们会没事的 好吗 别担心
This is... We'll be fine. 这个...我们会没事的
Yeah? 好吗
Yes. Yes. Understood. 是的 是的 明白
Yeah... Indeed. 是的 的确
Yes. 是的
Yes. Yes. 是的 是的
Thank you. 谢谢
打败蜂兽 仅用他们的智慧和七系原子枪
Let me assure you, we will deal with this 我向你保证 我们将以
in the strongest possible terms. 最严厉的措辞处理此事
The Jababians want your heads. 加贝边人想要你们的脑袋
Quite literally. Both heads, sent by diplomatic pouch. 字面意义 两颗头 用外交包裹邮寄
Okay, um, ahem... 好吧 这个...
Morning, sir. 早上好 长官
I have the forensics report that you asked for. 我拿来了你要的法医报告
Thank you. 谢谢
Well, this is troubling. 这就有问题了
Very troubling. 问题大了
These are our suspects. 这是我们的嫌犯
A species called Dyadnum. 名叫幻影双煞的物种
From a binary star system in the constellation Draco. 来自天龙座的二元星系
Draco, that's Hive territory. 天龙座 那是蜂兽的领地
The entire sector fell years ago. 整个区域多年前就沦陷了
The Dyads' DNA... 幻影双煞的DNA
are riddled with Hive mutations. 充斥着蜂兽的变异基因
As we all know, the Hive doesn't just destroy their enemies, 我们都知道 蜂兽不仅摧毁敌人
they subsume them. 还会将其吸收
Take them over from within. 从内部彻底掌控
Whoever these two were, they're part of the Hive now. 不管这两人是谁 他们都成为蜂兽的一部分了
Yes, but why would the Hive send them all this way 是的 但只是杀一个加贝边皇室
to kill a Jababian royal? 蜂兽为什么要如此大费周章
You knew Vungus better than anyone. 你比任何人都更了解万格斯
Did he indicate why he was here? 他有没有说过自己为什么来这里
Did he want something from us? 他想从我们这里得到什么吗
No, he seemed pretty normal, happy. 没有 他看起来挺正常挺开心的
Sir. This whole thing is a fiasco. It's a farrago. 长官 整件事都一团糟 就是个烂摊子
And a failure of this magnitude 这么重大的失败
requires immediate involvement of... 需要立即启用
Article 13. 第十三条
Don't be a dick. Who says "farrago"? 别犯浑了 谁会说"烂摊子"这种词
What is Article 13? 第十三条是什么
Immediate termination, followed by neuralyzation. 立即停职 接着消除记忆
- Wait a second. - Wait. -等一下 -等等
- No. - Is that you people's answer to everything? -不行 -你们这些人只会这样处理问题吗
Put that away! 快收起来
- Glasses off. - Sir, you can't. -摘掉眼镜 -长官 你不能这么做
Give me one good reason why not. 给我一个不这么做的理由
Because it's... 因为这是...
what we were talking about. 我们之前谈过的
- Because... - Because... -因为... -因为...
if you erase us, you will never know the truth. 如果你消除我们的记忆 就永远无法得知真相
- The truth. - Come on, sir, they're obviously stalling. -真相 -长官 他们显然在拖延时间
- Say the word. I'll do it. - Put it away. -你下令我就动手 -收起来
M, go ahead. Explain yourself. M 继续 解释一下
Well, sir... 长官
if you think about it, really think about it... 如果你认真想想 仔细想想
Vungus... 万格斯
how many people really knew that he was here? 有几个人知道他来了
The people in this room. 只有这个房间里的人
And perhaps a dozen high-level agents. 大概还有十几个高级探员
If those were the only people that knew where Vungus would be, 如果只有这些人知道万格斯会去哪里
and we assume that Vungus didn't leak 并且我们假设万格斯没有
his own location to the killers, 把自己的位置泄露给杀手
doesn't that mean that it was someone... 这是不是意味着泄密的人
inside MIB? 在黑衣人内部
A mole, sir, inside these very walls. 有内奸 长官 就在我们之间
Sir, they're abviously making this up as they go along. 长官 他们很显然是现编的
What are you talking about? "A mole"? 胡说什么 "有内奸"
In the whole history of the company, there's never been a leak. "A mole." 组织成立以来从未有过泄密事件 还说"有内奸"
That sounds like something a mole would say. 这话像是内奸才会说的
- Don't be absurd. - Classic mole talk. -别胡扯了 -内奸经典语录
Sounds like Mole 101. 听起来像是内奸初级教学
Enough. 够了
If we've been compromised, 如果我们已经被渗透了
it puts every citizen on this planet, 那这个星球上的每位居民都处于危险之中
both human and alien, at risk. 人类和外星人都是
- C. - Sir. -C -长官
Track down these killers. 追踪这两个杀手
Find the killers, we find the mole. 找到杀手 我们就能揪出内奸
- Will do, sir. - Dismissed. -好的 长官 -解散
M, it appears you're as sharp as advertised. M 看起来你的确像自己说的那样聪明
Work the case with C. 和C一起查这件案子
Get Weapons Department started on something 让武器部门研发能够
that can neutralize these Dyads. 干掉幻影双煞的武器
Yes, sir. 好的 长官
Sharp indeed she is, sir. 她的确很聪明 长官
I assume you'll want me overseeing the case? Sort of... 我想你打算让我监督这个案子 对吗
I'm finished covering for you, H. H 我再也不会为你打掩护了
You need me on this case, sir. 这个案子你需要我 长官
I've dealt with the Hive before. Remember? 我以前跟蜂兽打过交道 记得吗
With nothing but my wits and my Series 7... 仅用我的智慧和我的七系...
No. He dealt with the Hive before. 不 是这个人跟蜂兽打过交道
And I don't know where the hell he has gone! 而我不知道这个人现在跑去哪儿了
I actually used to think you could lead this place. 我过去真心认为你可以领导这个地方
I was wrong about you. 我看错你了
We're done here. 没你的事了
That's an order. 这是命令
Look, you weren't wrong about me, sir. 你没有看错我 长官
You saw something in me once. It's still there. 你曾经在我身上看到的东西 仍旧在那
And I apologize for letting you down. 让你失望了 我向你道歉
Give me another chance and I'll fix this. I promise you. 再给我一次机会 我会弥补过错的 我保证
I don't think it's just a blade. 我觉得不仅仅是个刀片
Looks like it carries some poison. 看起来上面还有毒
I know what you're talking about. Wait. 我知道你什么意思 等等
Sorry, mate. High T decided he wants me 不好意思 兄弟 老大T决定了 他想要我
- to run point on this one. - Wait. What? Sorry, I don't believe you. -负责此案 -等等 什么 不好意思 我不信
I don't like it any better than you, 我也和你一样不满
but he kept going on about relying on me, 但他一直说什么就靠我了
needing our top agent, that sort of thing. 需要我们的顶尖探员 之类的话
I don't make the rules. Take it up with him. 不是我说了算 你找他说去
M, he's keen for you to shadow me on this one. M 他希望你跟我一起调查此案
"Learn from the best," he said. 他说 "向最优秀的人学习"
Little on-the-job training, if you will. 如果你愿意的话 来点在职培训
Yeah? Come on. 怎么样 来吧
- Are you going or you staying? - Yeah, I'll go. -你要跟他走还是留下来 -我跟他走
- Yeah, alright... - Okay. -好吧... -好的
- Come on. - H? -来吧 -H
Thanks for that. 多谢帮忙
I'm sick of you. 我真受不了你
Okay. 好吧
- So what's the actual truth? - Well, you tell me. -所以实际情况是什么 -你来告诉我
Because for someone who hates lying, that was incredible. 因为对讨厌撒谎的人来说 你的表现太棒了
- I wasn't... - Come on, it was electric up there. -我没有... -刚刚多刺激啊
The way we played off each other, back and forth. 我们互相配合 你一句我一句
- I was riffing. - A mole inside the MIB. -我是临场发挥 -黑衣人有内奸
God. It's genius. I wish I thought of it myself. 天啊 太机智了 要是我自己能想出这一招就好了
And I discovered a possible truth. 我发现了一种可能性
I mean, think about it. It would explain a lot. 想想看 这能解释很多事
So what have you got so far? 目前为止你掌握了些什么
I was about to run a molecular deconstruction on the substance 我准备对这种物质做分子解构
and cross-reference with all toxins. 然后与所有毒素进行交叉对比
- Good idea. - Just a little science. -好主意 -简单的科学手段
I wouldn't do that. 我就不会这样做
I know what that is. 我知道这是什么
Yeah. That killed a 300-pound Jababian, 是啊 它杀死了一个136公斤的加贝边人
so I wouldn't get recreational with it. 我就不会拿它来玩
That's Zephos, pure grade. 这是泽福斯 极高纯度
The wrong amount will kill you instantly. 剂量掌握不好能立刻致死
Right amount will keep you dancing shirtless 但恰好的剂量能让你在摩纳哥的夜店
on a nightclub in Monaco for about 17 hours straight. 脱掉上衣 狂舞整整十七个小时
So much information. Always so much information. 信息量太大了 总是那么大的信息量
It's what I've heard anyway. There's only one place in the world 反正我就是这么听说的 全世界只有一个地方的人
where they know how to mix it. Let's go. 知道怎么调制它 我们走吧
You coming? World's not gonna save itself. 你来吗 世界可不会拯救自己
Are you saying that you need me to save the world? 你是说你需要我去拯救世界吗
Thought so. 我也这么觉得
马拉喀什
You'll see that a lot around here. 在这里经常会看到这个
It's a Cromulian tag. 是克罗穆联标签
In their galaxy, a symbol for hope or annihilation. 在他们的星系中 这是希望和湮灭的标志
There's still some debate around what exactly. 至于到底是什么还存在争议
Actually, it's harmony. 实际上 是和谐
But on Earth, it means we're entering an MIB safe haven. 但在地球上 它意味着我们进入了黑衣人安全港
- How do you know? - It's in the handbook. -你怎么知道的 -手册里有说明
Don't believe everything you read. 不要全盘相信你读到的一切
- That is my job. - And my job is what? -那是我的工作 -那我的工作是什么
Hang out here and shut up? 无所事事 然后闭上嘴吗
Yes. Shut up. That's your job. 是的 闭嘴 那就是你的工作
Well, look who it is. Nasr. 看看这是谁 纳斯尔
You know the rules: no visible alien tech anywhere on the street. 你清楚规矩的 公众场所禁止出现外星技术
Cover the bike up before I have to give you a ticket. 把摩托车遮起来 否则我要给你开罚单了
H? It is really you? H 真是你吗
Of course it's me. Who else could it be? 当然是我了 不然还能是谁
- Hey, Bassam. - Hi, H. -巴萨姆 你好 -H 你好
Nasr said you were dead. 纳斯尔说你死了
What? I... I never said that. 什么 我...我没有说过
You did. He's lying. 你说过 他在撒谎
Get... 放...
- That's... - And why would I be dead? -那是... -为什么说我死了
Bassam misunderstood. 巴萨姆误解了
We heard that you and Riza had split up. 我们听说你和瑞莎分手了
Riza. Who's that? 瑞莎 那是谁
It's not important. 那不重要
Human or...? 人类 还是...
- Doesn't matter. - I'm just curious -那不重要 -我只是好奇
how it works between species, so... 跨物种是什么样的 所以...
Very unimportant. Old friend of mine, so... 非常不重要 只是我一个老朋友 所以...
Who runs the biggest criminal syndicate in the galaxy. 你的老朋友掌管着星系中最大的犯罪组织
Who is a very successful businesswoman. 还是一位十分成功的女商人
I love a businesswoman. 我喜欢女商人
Okay, why are we talking about this? 好吧 我们为什么要谈这个
So sad. You made a lovely couple. 太令人悲伤了 你们俩特别般配
Okay thank you very much. But these things happen. 谢谢你 但这种事很正常
You said, "That psycho's gonna slit his throat." 你说 "那个神经病会割断他喉咙"
Excuse us for one moment. 不好意思 失陪一下
Your words, not mine. Don't you... 是你说的 不是我 你难道没有...
You dated this person? Seems like a conflict of interest. 你跟那个人交往过 似乎有利益冲突啊
Conflict of interest for you to know my private life. 你知晓我的私人生活才叫利益冲突
Yeah, sure. I'd prefer not to. 是的 我也不想知道
That's enough. Listen. 够了 听着
Stop beating the hell out of him. 别再暴揍他了
- Yeah. - Keep this thing covered up. -就是 -把这东西遮好
- Absolutely. Will do. - Thank you. -没问题 一定做到 -谢谢
Won't happen again. 不会再犯错了
Nice to meet you both. 很高兴认识你们
- Yes. - Yeah. -好 -好
What? 什么事
Pulled this from the surveillance camera outside the club. 从夜店外的监控录像调出来的
Standing there, making me feel uncomfortable. 你站在那 搞得我很不爽
Sorry about that. 不好意思
Have you shown this to T? 这个你拿给T看了吗
You said everything goes through you. 你说所有事都要先告诉你
Yes, everything does go through me. Good. 是的 所有事都要先告诉我 很好
不明武器
I'll show him. Go on. 我会给他看的 你继续
Goodness me. 我的天啊
Oh, boy. 老天
Here comes trouble. 麻烦来了
I like trouble. 我喜欢麻烦
You thinking what I'm thinking? 你在想我正在想的事吗
Call Riza. 打给瑞莎
Here. This is it. 到了 就是这里
Looks like a couple days' worth. 看起来像是有几天了
No one's been out to collect. 没人出来取过
Hello? 有人吗
One more step and I'll liquefy your bangs, pretty boy. 再上前一步 我就把你的刘海液化了 小白脸
- Easy, easy. - Okay. -别紧张 别紧张 -好了
- We don't want any trouble. - Do not move. -我们不想惹任何麻烦 -别动
Look at you. 看看你
What do we call you, sport? 我们该叫你什么 老兄
"Sport" is not what you call me. 你们不能叫我"老兄"
What is it? 它是什么
- "It"? He. - Sorry. -"它" 他才对 -抱歉
Why would you call me anything? 为什么要问该叫我什么
Pawns don't have names. We're pawns. 小兵没有姓名 我们就是小兵
Okay. "Pawny," then. 好吧 那就叫"兵兵"吧
What happened here? 这里发生什么了
We had the best party. 我们开了场最棒的派对
Kanye showed up and dropped a whole new album. 侃爷到场了 发布了一张新专辑
It was some of his best work. Look around! 是他最得意的作品之一 你自己看看
We got our asses kicked! 明显是我们被袭击了
My queen! 女王陛下
She's gone. 她死了
I'll never serve another. I swear it. 我再也不会侍奉他人 我发誓
I'll plunge my dagger 我将用短剑刺入
into my own body, like this, through all my vital organs, 自己的身体 就像这样 贯穿所有的重要脏器
and then leave it until the dark takes me. 然后就这样 等着黑暗带走我
You're not gonna actually go through with this, are you? 你不会真的打算这么做吧
Listen. A queen's pawn without a queen is just a pawn. 听着 失去了女王的小兵 只是一个小兵
A nothing. 毫无价值
I must end my own life 我必须以最痛苦的方式
in the most painful way possible. 结束自己的生命
Don't stop me. 别阻止我
Chance of survival: zero. 生存几率 零
- Do you think we should stop him? - Gonna do it. -你觉得我们应该阻止他吗 -马上就动手了
Kinda wanna see if he goes through with it. 我想看看他会不会做到底
- Sorry, what did you say? - Nothing at all. -不好意思 你们说什么 -什么都没说
You know what? I did say something. 你知道吗 我的确说话了
- You did? - Yeah. He's a witness. -你说了吗 -是的 他是证人
Excuse me. 不好意思
You know, I don't think that she would want you to, 我觉得她不会希望你
you know, go through with it, honestly. 真的做到底 说真的
Who are you to know what a queen would or wouldn't want? 你是谁 你怎么知道女王心中所想
Are you a queen? 你是一位女王吗
Well, to the extent that all women are, yes, 某种程度上来说所有女人都是女王
but, no, no, I'm not a queen. 但不是 我不是女王
You know what she is, though, is an agent. 但你知道她是什么吗 她是一位探员
"Agent"? "探员"
- Is that a title? - It is a title. -那是一个头衔吗 -是的
A title of great eminence and stature. 一个象征着卓越地位的头衔
M here is an agent. M是一位探员
An agent without a pawn, if you see my meaning. 一位没有小兵的探员 你懂我意思吧
I never thought of this, 我还没想过这点
but maybe the best way to honor the dead 但是也许致敬亡者最好的方式
- is to go on living. - Yes. -就是继续活下去 -没错
I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M. 我向你献上永恒的忠诚 M探员
No, no, no. I'm not interested in a subject. 不不 我对臣子不感兴趣
Too late. It's done. I already pledged the loyalty. 太迟了 说完了 我已经献上了忠诚
Wish you'd said "no, no, no" before. 真希望你能早点说不要
Congratulations. 恭喜你
And if you should die before I, 如果你在我之前逝去
I promise to end my own life... 我发誓将以最痛苦的方式
"In the most painful way possible." "结束自己的生命"
Yeah. Ha. I don't like you. 是的 我不喜欢你
Let's go. 我们走吧
My lady? 夫人
Come on. We'll have a fun time. 别这样 我们会相处得很愉快的
- Fine. - Yes! -好吧 -太好了
H, there's something that I've been meaning to tell you about. H 有件事我应该告诉你
- I've been wanting to tell you... - Yeah? -我一直想告诉你 -什么
- ...about it. Where is it? - You mean this? -这个 哪去了 -你是说这个
- You stole it from me? - Stole it from you? -你从我这偷走的 -从你那偷走
I recovered evidence you stole from a crime scene. 我是取回你从犯罪现场偷走的证据
Vungus told me to hide it and I couldn't trust anyone. 万格斯让我把它藏好 我不知道该信任谁
You're telling me you listened to Vungus, 你是说 你听万格斯的话
you trusted Vungus instead of your partner, 你信任万格斯 却不信任你的搭档
a senior agent? 一位资深探员
In a word, yes. 总的来说 是的
H, speaking of agents... H 说到探员
Come on. 过来
Why would they be here? 他们为什么会在这里
There's either an award show we're not aware of 要么这里要举办一场我们不知道的颁奖典礼
or we're in deep shit. 要么是我们有大麻烦了
Thank you. I need you to close every street, 谢谢 我要你封锁每一条街道
every archway and every sewer now. 每一道拱门和下水道
Come in closer on that body cam there, please. 拉近那边那个摄像头
- A bit more. - Could someone please explain to me -再近一点 -有谁可以跟我解释一下
what the hell is going on? 这到底是怎么回事吗
Sir, slightly sensitive subject. 长官 这个话题比较敏感
Thought it best to keep it quiet. 所以最好不要声张
- A bit further in, please. - C, a word. -再拉近一点 -C 借一步说话
Absolutely. No one leaves the Medina, all right? 好的 不许放任何人逃离麦地那市 懂吗
This... This is nonsense. 这太荒谬了
Despite your personal feelings, 抛开你的个人情感而言
H is one of the best agents ever to wear this suit. H是有史以来最棒的黑衣人探员之一
No, he was one of the best agents to wear this suit. 他曾经是有史以来最棒的黑衣人探员之一
He hasn't been the same since the Hive. Look. Look. 但是从蜂兽那件事之后他就不一样了 你看
My sources say that Vungus stole it 我的线人称
from the Jababian War Department Advanced Research Division 万格斯将其从加贝边作战部高级研究所偷走
and brought it here. 并带到了这里
And you kept this from me? For how long? 而你一直瞒着我 瞒了多久了
- Explain yourself. - Oh, explain myself? -解释一下你的行为 -解释我的行为
Sir, whatever that thing is, 长官 不管这东西是什么
M and H had it in your office, 之前在你办公室时 它在M和H身上
and you let them go, sir. 而你放走了他们 长官
With all due respect, you let them go. 无意冒犯 但是你放走了他们
- Carry on. - Yes, sir. -继续吧 -是 长官
- And, C. - Sir? -C 还有 -长官
Bring them straight to me. 直接带他们来见我
Whatever that thing is, Vungus died to protect it. 无论那东西是什么 万格斯不惜一死保护它
He gave it to me so it wouldn't go to them. 他把它给了我 为了不让它落到他们手上
- Yes, sir. - H, listen to me. -长官 -H 听我说
This isn't my operation. 这不是我下的命令
Get out of there. Get safe. Then report. 尽快离开那里 到安全的地方再向我汇报
- M may be right. - You, I want sitreps every 10 minutes. -M可能是对的 -你 每十分钟我要听到一次汇报
There could be a mole in the Men in Black. 黑衣人里可能有内奸
All right. Take this. I'll draw them away. 好 拿着这个 我去引开他们
I'll meet you at the main square in 20. 二十分钟后 中央广场见
Go. 快走
Hey, guys, what are the odds? 各位 这也太巧了
Nasr! I need to borrow your bike. 纳斯尔 我要借用你的摩托车
As long as it is to borrow, not steal. 好的 只要是借不是偷
Yes. Of course. Quick. 当然了 快点
- Come on. - Bassam! -快 -巴萨姆
- Okay, accelerator, brake. - Water. -好的 油门 刹车 -水
- Very hot out there. - That's very thoughtful of you. -外面非常热 -你想得真周到
This is all pretty straightforward, yeah? 这个应该很简单吧
Yes. Very straightforward, indeed. Yes, yes. 是的 确实非常简单 是的
Just like riding a bike. 就跟骑普通的摩托车一样
Okay, cool. 好的 那就好
Sorry. 抱歉
Well, this is nothing like riding a bike at all. 这跟骑普通的摩托车一点都不一样
Quick, jump on! 快 上来
Hold on tight. 抓紧了
Shit! 靠
Hold on, Pawny! 坚持住 兵兵
Hold on! 坚持住
Wait for me! 等等我
Thanks! 谢了
I can't believe that actually worked. 真不敢相信这招居然能行
- Hey, H? - Yeah? -H -怎么了
Right. Glasses. 对了 戴眼镜
Hi, everyone. If you could all look right here. 大家好 你们能看着我这里吗
Just drive. 开你的
Move! Go! 快闪开
Oh, boy. 天啊
What do you think? Press the red button? 你觉得呢 按红色按钮怎么样
I think it's hyperdrive. 我觉得这是超光速引擎
No, I think hyperdrive is blue. 不 我觉得超光速引擎是蓝色按钮
Sometimes you have to trust your gut. 有的时候人得相信自己的直觉
My gut, not yours! 我的直觉 不是你的
Somebody press something! 拜托谁随便按个按钮吧
Lost the tail. 把他们甩掉了
What'd I tell you, huh? Hyperdrive. 我说什么来着 超光速引擎
- Yeah, yeah. Okay. - Trust your gut. Trust your gut. -是是 好的 -相信自己的直觉
Oh, God, I hate sand. 天啊 我讨厌沙子
The red button was awesome! 红色按钮太酷炫了
Let's press the red button again. 我们再按一次红色按钮吧
What's it doing? 它在干什么
Moving. 移动
What...? What is that thing? 这是什么东西
See the core? 看到核心了吗
How it keeps emitting convective energy 看到它持续释放的对流能量
across the interior of the photosphere? 是如何穿梭在光球层的了吗
Yeah, yeah. No, I see all of it. 是啊 我都看见了
I see the... the photosphere bit. 看到了光球层
Okay, yeah. Shh. 好吧 嘘
Those are thermonuclear explosions. 那些是热核爆炸
Wait, what? What does that mean? Like a bomb or something? 等等 什么意思 这是炸弹之类的东西吗
I think what we're looking at is a super compressed star. 我认为我们看到的是一颗被超压缩的恒星
And by the color temperature, 根据这个色温来看
I'd say it's a blue giant. 我觉得这是一颗蓝巨星
Let's press the button. Let's see what this does. 按一下这个按钮 我们瞧瞧它的威力
Are you suggesting we try a weaponized star for fun? 你提议我们拿一颗被武器化的恒星取乐吗
Well, for science and fun. 为了科学和取乐
- The two aren't mutually exclusive. Okay. - I know. -这两项倒是不冲突 好吧 -是吧
Yeah, there is no better place. 的确 没有比这里更合适的地方了
They don't call it the Empty Quarter for nothing. 他们都把这里称之为空白之地了
Yes! That's why I made the suggestion. Go. 对 所以我才这么提议的 快
At just .001? What do you think? 那就用千分之一的威力吧 你觉得呢
Yeah. Just start off slow. 好 从最低档位开始
- Press the button. - Okay. -按下去吧 -好
Maybe ratchet it up a few notches, 要不往上推几档
a little higher... 调高一点...
That was the low setting? 这还是最低档位
Do we think anyone's gonna notice that wasn't there before? 你觉得会有人注意到之前没有这个吗
Sir, they got away. 长官 他们逃走了
I believe the appropriate phrase is... 我想 更恰当的说法是
you lost them. 你把他们跟丢了
Well, I put it to you, sir... 长官 我要说的是
- that they had help. - Probably. -他们有帮手 -也许吧
But I know H. 但是我了解H
Whatever he's doing, there's a reason. 不管他在做什么 都是有理由的
Why do you keep protecting him? 为什么你一直袒护他
What is it going to take? 到底怎样你才能明白
I am protecting this institution. 我在保护这个机构
From what? From me? 从谁手中保护 我吗
Are you questioning my loyalty, sir? 你是在质疑我的忠诚吗 长官
At the very least, your judgment. 最起码是质疑你的判断力
Is there anything else, Agent C? 还有什么事吗 探员C
- No, sir. - Good. -没有 长官 -很好
Then would you kindly leave? 那么请你出去好吗
Vungus knew how powerful that thing was, right? 万格斯知道这玩意威力有多大 对吗
He knew it could destroy worlds, and he gave it to you. 他知道这可以毁灭整个世界 而他交给了你
I don't understand. Someone he only just met. 我不能理解 你和他才刚认识
Why would he do that? 他为什么要这么做
I don't know. 我不知道
Maybe he trusted me. 也许他信任我
I'm not gonna doubt your general trustworthiness, 我不怀疑你大致的可靠性
but, I mean, I sang at Vungus' mother's funeral. 但是我可在万格斯母亲的葬礼上唱过歌
Quite beautifully, I might add. 补充一点 唱得还挺好听
We knew everything about one another. 我们了解彼此的一切
I mean, hey, I'm pretty sure he trusted me. 我很确定他信任我
Okay, H, if you must know... 好吧 H 如果你一定要知道
he said that you'd changed. 他说你变了
I'm getting sick of hearing this "you've changed" crap. 我已经厌烦听到"你变了"这种陈词滥调了
I'm the same person I was years ago. 我还是几年前的我
You meant to tell me you've always been this way? 你是想说你一直都是这样的吗
What way? 哪样
Vaguely inept. 有点笨拙
Arrogant. Reckless. 傲慢 鲁莽
- Did I miss anything? - Okay, yeah. Hey, look. -我还有遗漏吗 -好吧 好吧
Arrogant and reckless. Well, That's just nice. 傲慢 鲁莽 真会说话
Maybe I am a few of those things occasionally, 也许我有的时候是这样
but guess what, my job is saving the planet, and that's what I do. 但是我的工作是拯救地球 这就是我要做的
I do a good job at it. While that's still happening, 我也做得很好 只要我在拯救世界
the rules are: there are no rules. 规定就是 没有规定
Well, that's a rule. 那也算个规定
Damn it. All right, nobody move! 该死的 好了 谁都不许动
- Drop it, hairball! - Nobody move. -放下 毛球 -谁都不许动
- Bassam. How'd you get here? - Feeling hydrated, H? -巴萨姆 你怎么来了 -喝饱了吧 H
Never had a bath before. 我还从来没洗过澡呢
- Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone. - God, we drank from that. -光是身上的泥就洗掉了两斤 -天呐 我们还喝了
Oh, God, I thought it tasted like a living beard. 天呐 我就觉得有一股活胡子的味道
Okay, um... 好吧
Bassam, listen, all right, mate? 巴萨姆 听我说好吗
Let's be sensible. 讲讲理
I don't think you know what you're dealing with, so... 你不知道自己拿的是什么东西 所以...
Oh, no, I definitely do. 不 我当然知道
Which is why she's gonna pay so much for it. 所以她才会出个高价
- No, wait. Wait, wait! - No, no, no! -不 等等 -不不不
Have a nice life, bozos! 生活愉快 笨蛋们
Great job, H. 干得漂亮 H
Pawny, can you ask her to pass me the torque wrench? 兵兵 能麻烦你请她把扭力扳手递给我吗
She has a name and a title, and you know that. 她有名字也有头衔 你很清楚
My lady, the jackass wants a torque wrench. 夫人 那个混蛋跟你要扭力扳手
Pawny, will you tell him the sooner he restores power 兵兵 麻烦你告诉他他越快恢复
to my drive console, the sooner I can figure out 驱动控制台的动力 我就能越快搞清楚
- how to program it? - My lady says -怎么修好程序 -夫人说了
you're a cloth-brained ass-clown whose gullible idiocy 你是个毫无用处 因为自己的轻信
has threatened the very existence of the planet. 让整个星球陷入危机的混蛋
You know what, she didn't say that. All right? 她没这么说好吗
You worst piece on the chess board. 你这个棋盘上最没用的小东西
- She said that. - Didn't say any of it. -她说了 -一个字也没有
Yeah, but I was thinking it. Actually, every single word. 但我是这么想的 一个字都不差
You make a really good point. Thank you. 你说得很好 谢谢
If you'll tell your lady she now has power. 麻烦你告诉你家夫人动力恢复了
The jackass says, my lady, that you have power. 夫人 那个混蛋说动力恢复了
- Can you thank him? - Really? -能替我谢谢他吗 -不是吧
But in a cold, kind of polite way. 冷冷地客套一下就行
You can even put a glare on it. 瞪他一眼也是可以的
Just play around with it. I trust you. 你看着办吧 我相信你
My lady says thank you. 夫人说谢谢
I know where the weapon's going and how to get it back. 我知道他要带武器去哪 也知道怎么弄回来
- My lady? - I got this one. I'm listening. -夫人 -这次我来 我听着呢
Bassam has only one real buyer: 巴萨姆只认识一个真正的买家
Riza Stavros. 瑞莎·斯塔夫罗斯
Riza? The Riza that you went out with? 瑞莎 跟你交往过的那个瑞莎吗
The intergalactic, alien arms-dealer Riza? 那个星际外星武器商瑞莎
I'm gonna hop back in for a second. 让我稍微倒带一下
You dated Riza Stavros, the Merchant of Death? 你跟瑞莎·斯塔夫罗斯交往过 那个死亡商人
The Mother of Murder? 谋杀之母
- She's pretty hot. - Okay, I didn't know -她是挺辣的 -我们初遇时
she was an arms dealer when we met. 我并不知道她是军火商
And I was distracted by her feminine wiles 而且我当时因为她的女性心机和
and her intoxicating beauty. 醉人的美分了神
And besides, we weren't interested in labels. 再说了 我们对身份不感兴趣
We were interested in our hearts. 我们是被对方的心吸引了
If having a big, old heart is a crime, then shoot me. 要是心里有爱也是罪 那就处我死刑吧
Not yet. 先别动手
You'll let me know, though, right? 需要动手的时候你会让我来的 对吧
But really? 不是吧
Your "big, old heart"? 你还"心里有爱"
- What? - It's just... -怎么了 -就是...
Well, it...? It's funny, is it? 很好笑 是吗
"My big, old heart." "心里有爱"
- So stupid. - Who talks like that? Ha-ha-ha. Big, old doofus. -真蠢 -谁会这么说话啊 大笨蛋
You've never been in love, have you? 你从没谈过恋爱 对吗
I'm not making fun. I'm genuinely asking. 没有嘲笑你的意思 我是真的好奇
You've never once abandoned logic for passion? 你从来没有为激情放弃过逻辑吗
What is this? The sequel to The Notebook? I never saw it, 搞什么啊 《恋恋笔记本》续集吗 我是没看过
but I assume it's a lot of this type of nonsense. 不过我觉得那电影扯的就是这种故事
No, I haven't. Passion is unstable, 对 我没谈过 激情不稳定
- and logic is constant. - Is that right? -逻辑才是永恒 -是吗
Yeah. Physical attraction is nothing more 是的 生理吸引力不过是
than chemical reactions in your brain. 大脑中的化学反应
Can't trust them. They're not real. 不可信赖 它们不是真的
Isn't the whole universe a chemical reaction? 难道整个宇宙不都是化学反应组成的吗
Pretty sure you can trust that. 我觉得宇宙还是挺值得信赖的
Feels pretty real. 感觉挺真实的
That's actually kind of deep. 这话其实还蛮深刻的
Well, that should do it. 应该可以了
Power her up. 启动吧
Thank you. 谢谢
Pawny. Not there. 兵兵 换个地方
That's as far as I could jump. 我就能跳这么远
I could jump higher, but it would've been more awkward. 其实还能跳高点 但是我觉得高点更尴尬
Okay, enough. 够了
Here we go. 开始了
And look at that. 瞧瞧
Well done. 干得漂亮
I know Riza. She may be the Merchant of Death, 我了解瑞莎 虽说她是死亡商人
but she does have one weakness. 但她却有一个弱点
Ready to be a hero, little guy? 准备好当英雄了吗 小家伙
Pretty open to anything. 让我当什么都行
Good, because we're going to Naples. 很好 因为我们要去那不勒斯了
To Riza's Fortified Fortress of For Sure Death? 去瑞莎的来者必死武装要塞吗
瑞莎的来者必死武装要塞
Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 别开枪 别开枪
I'm so sorry. 真不好意思
Can we do this another day? I have another visitor. 我们改天再继续好吗 我又来了一个客人
- Absolutely. - Yeah? -没问题 -好吗
Thank you. 谢谢
Au revoir. 再见
- Bye. - Bye. -再见 -再见
Luca. 卢卡
- Did you miss me? - No. -想我了吗 -没有
H. H
I know why you're here. 我知道你为什么来
Why are you wearing pink trousers? 你怎么穿了条粉裤子
So how have you been? 最近好吗
It's been a while, huh? That's the tough thing about breakups, 好久不见了 分手最不好的就是
is the friendships you lose. 会同时失去朋友
We had some good times, though, didn't we? 我们以前多要好 不是吗
Riza and I had good times, I guess. 我想也许是我和瑞莎要好吧
You just lurked in the background a bit. 你只是在背后默默跟着
Wonderful, isn't she? 她是不是很美
I just love 我最喜欢
dumb, beautiful creatures. 又蠢又美的小东西
Well, this is familiar, isn't it? 真令人怀念 不是吗
So... 那么
MIB finally showed you the door, eh? 黑衣人终于把你开除了吗
Showed myself out, actually. 其实是我自己主动退出的
Some horses are born to roam free. 有些人生来注定自由自在
And others just get shot. What are you doing here? 还有人注定中枪 你来干什么
I wanted to see you. And I brought you something. 我想来看看你 给你带了礼物
I know how you like special pets, 我知道喜欢特殊的宠物
so I brought you a peace offering. 所以我带了求和礼物给你
Meow, meow. 喵 喵
Bark, woof, et cetera, et cetera. 汪 汪 诸如此类
I like it. 我喜欢
He is cute in an ugly sort of way, isn't he? 他真是丑到可爱了 不是吗
The last of his kind. 这个物种的最后一只
You always did know the way to my heart, didn't you? 你总是这么了解我的心 不是吗
You always knew how to make mine beat that little bit faster. 你总是能让我心跳加速
Not a neuralyzer in the world could make me forget that. 什么记忆消除器也没法让我忘了这段对话
I was actually looking forward 其实我本来还挺期待
to seeing my guns tear you to pieces, then I saw 看我的枪把你打成马蜂窝 接着就看到
that perfect little face of yours, and... 你那张完美的小脸 然后我就...
I had to know. 我必须要知道
Know what? 知道什么
I want to know the truth. 我要知道真相
Was this ever real? 是真感情吗
This? 我们之间
You, me? Was it? 你和我 是真感情吗
This'll be good. 这下有好戏看了
Was it? 是吗
I knew who you were from the start. 我从一开始就知道你是谁
My job was to gain your trust 我的工作就是赢得你的信任
and take you down 等到时机成熟
when the opportunity came. That's the truth. 一举拿下你 这就是真相
Gotta turn my earpiece off for this. 我还是把耳机关掉吧
God, shut up. 天呐 闭嘴行吗
- What? - No, I'm sorry. -什么 -不是 抱歉
It's what I say to my heart... 我是在和我的内心对话
when it's like a voice inside my head. 就像脑海里还有另一个声音和我争吵
I know. 我理解
I couldn't fake that. 这种事我无法假装
Thank you. 谢谢你
It's okay. 没事的
No, but thank you for... 不 我是说谢谢你
for giving me closure. 让我能够释怀
We all need some... Some closure from time to time. 谁都有需要释怀的时候
- Get him out of here. - What...? Wait, no. Hey. -把他带出去 -什么 等等 不
Wait. I need some closure too. 等等 我也需要释怀
- What about my feelings? - H, here's a tip for you. -我的感受怎么办 -H 给你个小建议
Next time you bring a peace offering, 下次你要送求和礼物的时候
don't make it the same day I come into possession 不要选我拿到史上
of the most powerful weapon ever created. 最强武器的那天
This has nothing to do with that. 这两件事没有任何关联
I didn't know you had a weapon. 我都不知道你拿到了什么武器
It's a separate thing. A coincidence. 完全没有关联 只是巧合
Total coincidence. Didn't know she had a weapon. 完全是巧合 我真的不知道她拿到武器了
Did you know that she has a weapon? 你知道她拿到武器了吗
Take him to the boat. 带他去船上
All right. Okay, okay, okay. 好了 行 行
Fellas, I think that went pretty well. 伙计们 要我说还挺顺利的
Looks like we'll be seeing a lot more of each other. 看来我们以后要常见面了
Okay. 好了
Okay, okay, okay. 好了 好了
Sebastian, darling. 塞巴斯蒂安 亲爱的
How would you like to be able to destroy 你想不想足不出户
entire solar systems without leaving your home? 就能摧毁整个太阳系
- Pawny? - Yeah, I see it. -兵兵 -嗯 我看到了
Would you look at that. Good to go, M. 瞧瞧这个 搞定了 M
Okay, Pawny, it's all on you now. 好了 兵兵 就看你的了
Okay, that kind of pressure is not constructive. 这种压力对我不是很有帮助
It's very simple, darling. Do you want it or not? 事情很简单 亲爱的 你是要还是不要
No, I only have one, Sebastian, 不 我只有一个 塞巴斯蒂安
and I won't have that for long. 而且很快就会卖出去
No, I'm gonna give you five seconds. 不 我只给你五秒钟
Perfectly done. 干得漂亮
I'm going to call you back. 我回头再打给你
Crap. Oh, crap. Oh, crap. 糟了 糟了 完蛋了
Look at your little legs. 看你那小短腿
You are so fast. 居然跑这么快
Why, look at you run. 看看你跑步的样子
You're so fast! 你跑得真快
Wait, I'm coming. I'm coming. 等等 我来了 我来了
Now, you don't run away again. Oh, hello. 你不许再逃跑了 你好啊
And here I thought... 我还以为
H worked alone. H是单干的
Silly me. 我真傻
Poor you. 你真惨
It's been a steep learning curve, yeah. 确实花了一段时间让他接受我
Oh, that? That's a snub-nosed Karzig annihilator. 这个吗 这是一把短管卡其格歼灭者
Do you know what that does to a human body? 你知道人类被它击中会有什么后果吗
It boils you from the inside out. 它会让你由内而外地沸腾
Cute. 真好
Do you know what a Pawny does 你知道兵兵会对
to sadistic alien arms-dealers? 暴虐成性的外星人武器贩子做什么吗
No, honey. Tell me what a Pawny is. 不知道 亲爱的 告诉我什么是兵兵
I'm a Pawny, you psycho! 我就是兵兵 你这个神经病
Looks like the tables have turned. 看来形势逆转了
That was an incredible catch. 接得真准
That felt good. 感觉好极了
M M
M, don't worry. Don't worry. It's all part of the plan. M 别担心 别担心 这都是计划好的
Well, H, you always have been rather delusional. H 你的妄想症一点都没见好
Peace offering. 求和礼物
Kill them. 杀了他们
Start with him and make it hurt. 先杀他 多折磨一会
No! You don't have to do this. 不 你没必要这样做
Put me down, you Tarantian thug. 把我放下 你这个塔伦特恶棍
Wait. Did you say "Tarantian"? 等等 你说他是塔伦特
- Yes. - Yes, my lady, he did. -是的 -没错 夫人 他说了
They tend to be very single-minded when it comes to killing. 只要是跟杀人有关的事 他们就特别执着
Brains the size of a pistachio nut. 他们的大脑只有开心果那么大
Okay, shh. 小声点
You're not helping. 你这是帮倒忙
The creature you saw was an unlicensed Tarantian 你见到的生物是一只来自仙女座II的
from Andromeda II. 无证塔伦特
Tarantian? 塔伦特
I know a Tarantian. 我认识一个塔伦特
I met one once. 我以前遇到过
I helped him. 我帮了他
Kabla nakshulin. Kabla nakshulin
What? 什么
Kabla nakshulin? Kabla nakshulin
- What she said. - How do you know that? -她说的那句 -你怎么会知道
Because he said it to me. 因为他是这么跟我说的
Molly? 莫莉
Yes. 是我
Molly? Are you shitting me? Really? 莫莉 你们在玩我吗 不是吧
Who's delusional now? 现在是谁有妄想症
It's you? 是你吗
You've grown. 你长大了
I mean, me too. 我也是
Give her the box. 把盒子给她
Luca, you can't do this. 卢卡 你不能这样
Haven't I been good to you? 我对你不好吗
I've let you kill anyone you wanted. 我让你随心所欲地杀人
Come on. 别这样
No? 不行吗
The box. 给我盒子
Thank you. 谢谢你
You changed my life, by the way. 对了 你改变了我的人生
Quickly. 问一下
Kabla nakshulin, what does it mean? Kabla nakshulin是什么意思
It means: 意思是
"One day, I'll kill whoever you choose "有一天 我会用你能想象的最恐怖的方法"
in the most gruesome way imaginable." "杀掉任何你想杀的人"
Or maybe we just keep her here for a moment 或许我们先把她关在这里
until he and I can discuss a plan of action. 等我们商量好行动计划再说
H? H, are you okay? H 你还好吗
I'm good. 我很好
That was... That was a rush. 刚刚真刺激
Yeah, and incredibly painful. 没错 还特别痛苦
- Yeah. - Pretty sure the plan -是的 -很显然
- went wrong in every conceivable way. - Yeah, well... -这个计划漏洞百出 -是啊
So, uh, it's Molly, huh? 你叫莫莉 是吗
You're not supposed to know that. 不应该让你知道的
Well, too late. I know it now. 好吧 太晚了 我已经知道了
Guess it's only fair that you know mine. 公平起见 只能告诉你我的名字了
- I don't wanna know yours. - I'm gonna tell you. -我不想知道 -我要告诉你
- Okay. - You ready? -好吧 -准备好了吗
Horatio. 霍雷肖
- It is not. - It's not. -你不叫这个 -确实不是
It's Henry. 我叫亨利
Yeah, you look like a Henry. 嗯 你看上去就像叫亨利的
- Good. It's all I've got. - I'm Steve. -很好 我就叫这个 -我叫史蒂夫
Steve? I thought you said Pawns didn't have names. 史蒂夫 我记得你说小兵没有名字
We don't. I was just feeling left out. 确实没有 我只是觉得被忽略了
Steve. 史蒂夫
Wha...? 怎么回事
That is not cool. 这可不妙
I don't like what the earth is doing now. 我不喜欢地面变成这样
No, no, no. 不不不
Kabla nakshulin! Kabla nakshulin
It was worth a try. 试试无妨
We must have the weapon, for the Hive. 为了蜂兽 我们必须拿到那件武器
No. I don't know if you've heard, 不行 不知你们有没有听说过
but we are the Men in Black. 但我们是黑衣人
The Men and Women in Black. 黑衣男女
Nice save. 说得好
If you think we'll just hand this over, 如果你们觉得我们会直接把它交出来
you've got another think coming. 那就大错特错了
You don't know who you're dealing with. 你们不知道自己在跟什么人打交道
See, we protect the Earth. 我们保护地球
And that means everyone and everything on it. 也就是说保护地球上的一切
So you wanna do this? You wanna get down? 你们想来抢吗 你们想开打吗
Fine. Let's go. 好 尽管上
Move, and I'll obliterate this entire island 你们敢动一下 我就消灭这整个岛
and everything on it. 还有岛上的一切
Yeah. Including us. 是啊 也包括我们自己
You don't think we should've spoken about this before 你不觉得在我长篇大论之前
I just gave a whole speech? 我们应该先讨论一下吗
Yeah, I liked the speech. 嗯 你说得很好
I just thought this would be more effective. 我只是觉得这样会更有用
You heard me. Don't make me use it. 你们听到了 别逼我用它
We'll do anything to protect our world. 我们会不惜一切保护我们的世界
So will we. 我们也会
Nothing in this universe is unkillable. 这个宇宙里没有什么是杀不了的
With the proper voltage. 只要电压够强
Are you both all right? 你们两个没事吧
Yes, sir. Never better. 没事 长官 好得不得了
- Sir, how did you find us? - Experience. -长官 你是怎么找到我们的 -凭经验
Riza again, H? 又是瑞莎吗 H
When are you going to learn? 你什么时候才会吸取教训
I knew I could count on you. 我就知道你靠得住
That, in the end, you'd pull through. 你最后总能挺过来
Thank you, sir. 谢谢 长官
You too, M. 你也是 M
Agent O had a feeling about you, and she was right. 探员O对你有预感 她没看错人
The universe has a way of leading you 宇宙总有办法
to where you're supposed to be... 在恰当的时机
At the moment you're supposed to be there. 将你引向应该去的地方
Let's go home. 我们回家吧
Let's keep this safe, shall we? 我们好好保管它 好吗
Saunder, inform the Jababian embassy, 桑德 通知加贝边使馆
we have the weapon. 武器在我们手里
Quite the first assignment M 对于见习探员来说
for a probationary agent, M. 这个首次任务很惊险
Marrakesh, the Empty Quarter, Naples. 马拉喀什 空白之地 那不勒斯
Imagine what you will accomplish when you're one of us. 想象一下你正式加入我们后会有怎样的成就
- Yes, sir. - Enjoy this moment, M. -好的 长官 -好好享受此刻 M
They never last. 不会持续太久
I don't know how you do it, but you just keep doing it. 我不知道你是怎么做到的 但是你总能成功
Yeah? What's that, C? 是吗 我做什么了 C
Well, saving the world 拯救世界
from total destruction twice... 让它免于毁灭 而且是两次
in as many years. 短短几年之间
I mean... 我是说
- what are the odds? - What are the odds? -这也太巧了 -这也太巧了
MIB! 黑衣人
Right. 好了
- Excuse me. - Yeah. -失陪一下 -好
How's it going? 觉得怎么样
- You know. - Cool party, huh? -你懂的 -派对很酷 对吧
- Yeah, great party. - Something is wrong. -对 派对很棒 -有事不对劲
Yeah. That's what I was thinking. 对 我也这么想
I said to the Dyads we'd do anything to save our world. 我告诉幻影双煞我们会不惜一切拯救我们的世界
They said that they would too. 他们说他们也会
Then they told us they needed the weapon for the Hive. 他们说 为了蜂兽 他们必须拿到那件武器
What if we misunderstood what that meant? 如果我们误解了他们的意思呢
Maybe they needed the weapon to use against the Hive 也许他们需要用那件武器来对付蜂兽
to save their world. 拯救他们的世界
Which could mean they were never the Hive at all. 这可能意味着他们根本不是蜂兽
But the DNA, the mutations. 但是他们的DNA 突变
High T showed us that sample. 老大T给我们看了样本
All right. Let's see. 好 我们看看
Agent H, bring up the Dyad forensic report. 我是探员H 请调出幻影双煞的法医报告
正在搜索
档案已删除
Who has the authority to make a case file disappear? 谁有让案件档案消失的权限
Come with me. 跟我来
And what about Naples? 还有那不勒斯的事
How did he know we were there? 他怎么知道我们在那里
He was doing his job. 他在做分内事
Does his job include tracking us? 分内事包括跟踪我们吗
He gave this to me as a gift. It has a chip inside it. 这是他送我的礼物 里面有芯片
We need to see the confiscated Jababian weapon. 我们要看没收的加贝边武器
Not possible. 不行
Not possible? I'm the senior agent on the case. 不行 我是负责这个案子的高级探员
Let's make it possible. Where's the weapon? 我说行就行 武器在哪
I think he's been chasing it the entire time. 我觉得他一直在追寻这件武器
High T is the mole. He's gotta be. 老大T就是内奸 一定是他
A mole for who? Where would he take it? 谁派来的内奸 他要把武器拿去哪
Paris. 巴黎
My guess would be Paris. 我觉得是巴黎
I knew all along that something was off. 我自始至终都觉得不对劲
I thought he was covering for you, 我以为他是在替你打掩护
but it turns out, it was him. 但是有问题的是他
He was hiding his own tracks. 他是在掩盖自己的踪迹
Gotta be an explanation. M, come on. 肯定是有原因的 M 我们走
- I'm coming with you. - No, C. -我跟你们一起去 -不行 C
Come on, now. This isn't about you. 别闹了 重点不在于你
I know. I agree. 我知道 我同意
Listen, if it turns out what you're saying is true 听着 如果事实证明你说的是真的
and word gets out that T, 然后消息传出去说T
the most decorated agent in MIB history, is a traitor, 黑衣人史上最功勋卓著的探员是个叛徒
the agency will never recover. 组织将永远无法恢复
If we stop him, no one ever has to know. 如果我们能阻止他 没必要让别人知道
But what if you can't stop him? Then what? 但如果你们不能阻止他呢 到时候怎么办
Well, then tell them it was me. 到时候就告诉他们是我
Tell them I was the traitor. 告诉他们我是叛徒
Trust me, the agency will believe you. 相信我 组织会相信你的
You. 你
That's right. That happened. 对了 出了那事儿
That's what I'm talking about. 这还差不多
I'm driving. 我来开车
That really should be here. 方向盘应该在这边的
Not in this country. 国家不同
引擎开关
There should be a big red button somewhere. 车里应该有个红色的大按钮
Yes! Press the red button. 对 按红色按钮
Found it. 找到了
H, you gotta see this. H 你得看看这个
A portal from Sector C has been activated. C区的一个传送门已开启
C区
传送门开启
地球
The Hive. 蜂兽
I'm sending you backup. Out. 我马上给你们派支援 完毕
蜂兽
You remember when I told you we're in the lying business? 还记得我跟你说过 干这行就是撒谎吗
T said that to me when he recruited me. 这是T招募我的时候说的话
He said, "We have to lie to the world, 他说 "我们必须对全世界撒谎"
which means we can never lie to each other." "也就是说我们绝不能对彼此撒谎"
I just don't believe that he has. 我不相信他对我们撒谎了
But you can't always trust your gut, H. 但你不能总是相信自己的直觉 H
Sometimes things are as they appear to be. 有时候事情的本质和表象是相同的
No, we saved the world, for God's sakes. 不 我们拯救了世界 老天啊
Together, with nothing but our wits 我们携手 仅用我们的智慧
and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. 和我们的七系原子枪
So I've heard. 我听说了
- H? - Yeah? -H -怎么了
Mind telling me one more time? 你能再为我讲一遍吗
How'd you beat the Hive? 你们是如何打败蜂兽的
It was three years ago. 那是三年前的事
High T and I went to face the Hive 老大T和我去对峙蜂兽
with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. Cool? 仅用我们的智慧和我们的七系原子枪 明白了吗
Yes, but how'd you do it? 嗯 但你们是怎么做的
Wait. What are you doing? 等等 你在干什么
- I'm curious. How'd you do it? - I just told you. -我只是好奇 你们是怎么做的 -我刚告诉你了
- You didn't, though. - I did a few times. -但你什么都没说 -我说了好几遍了
Okay, High T and I went up to face the Hive 听着 老大T和我去对峙蜂兽
with nothing but our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers... 仅用我们的智慧和我们的七系原子枪...
Am I...? I'm repeating myself, aren't I? 我是不是...我是不是在重复自己
- Over and over. - Word for word. -一遍又一遍 -一字不差
Yeah, um... Okay, why would I be doing that? 嗯...我为什么会那么做
H, I don't think that you beat the Hive that night. H 我觉得那晚你没有打败蜂兽
I think you were neuralyzed. 我觉得你被消除记忆了
You came to say goodbye. 你来道别了
And you brought the lovely M. 还把可爱的M带来了
You can really feel the history here. 可以真切的感受到这里的历史
Eiffel discovering wormholes, 埃菲尔发现虫洞
gangways to other civilizations, 通往其他文明的通道
the First Alien Migration. 第一批外星人移民
And we made history here too, didn't we, H? 然后我们也在这里创造了历史 不是吗 H
With just our wits and our Series-7 De-Atomizers. 仅用我们的智慧和我们的七系原子枪
No. We didn't. 不 我们没有
The Hive wanted the most powerful weapon in the galaxy, 蜂兽想要银河系中最强大的武器
so you had Vungus bring it to Men in Black. 所以你让万格斯把它交给黑衣人
You'd wait. When it came, you'd give it to them. 等到武器到手 你就交给他们
My dear boy, you were always a bright one... 亲爱的孩子 你总是那么聪明
but there's no stopping this. 但这是无法阻止的
With the weapon out of the way, every planet will fall, 没有这个武器碍事 所有的星球都会毁灭
starting with this one. 从地球开始
Step away from the controls. 离开控制台
You neuralyzed me. 你消除了我的记忆
Made me a hero, the guy that saved the world. 让我成为了拯救世界的英雄
Left alive to sell the lie. 活下来兜售谎言
They wanted this. 他们想要这个
You were there. 你当时在场
You were always like a son to me. 你一直就像是我的儿子
H? H
You were always like a son to me. 你一直就像是我的儿子
That's not High T anymore. 他已经不是老大T了
You were always like a son 你一直就像是
to him. 他的儿子
Shoot it! Shoot it! 开枪 开枪
My queen! 女王陛下
I'm coming! 我来了
What do we do? What do we do? 我们怎么办 怎么办
I'm gonna get it back. 我要把它抢回来
I know he's still in there somewhere. 我知道他还没完全消失
I know you're in there somewhere! 我知道你还没完全消失
It's me, H. 是我 H
Remember, you wanted me to take your place. 记得吗 你想让我接任你的职位
M! M
The truth of the universe. 宇宙的真谛
I want to know how it all works. 我想知道宇宙的运作方式
The universe has a way of leading you 宇宙总有办法
to where you're supposed to be. 在恰当的时机
At the moment you're supposed to be there. 将你引向应该去的地方
My queen! 女王陛下
I'm not losing another queen. 我不要再失去一个女王了
You said I was like a son to you. 你说我就像是你的儿子
You were like a father to me. 你就像是我的父亲
H. H
Right time... 恰当的时机
right place. 恰当的地点
Pawny? 兵兵
- Yeah? - You've served your queen well. -怎么了 -你的女王很满意你的服务
Thank you, my lady. 谢谢 夫人
It was my honor. 这是我的荣幸
So is she as tough as they say? 她真的和传说中一样严厉吗
In a word, yes. 简单概括 是的
- Well, you didn't screw up. - No, ma'am. -你们居然没搞砸 -是的 长官
Let's be honest, there were a few bumps along the way, 实话实说 过程是有点磕磕绊绊
- friction at the start... - Let's not be honest. -一开始有些摩擦... -还是别说实话吧
Okay. No, we did not screw up. 好吧 是的 我们没搞砸
You said there may be a problem in London, but you knew. 你说伦敦可能有问题 但其实你早就知道
I hadn't trusted London branch for some time. 我已经有一段时间不信任伦敦分部了
I never understood the reason why. 我一直不明白为什么
T lived for this organization. T为这个组织而活
He was the very best we had to offer. He will be... 他是我们之中最出色的 我们会...
missed. 想念他的
Welcome to the circus, Agent M. 欢迎加入马戏团 探员M
You are no longer probationary. 你的试用期结束了
Well, there you go. My work here is done, I... 这就对了 我的任务完成了
- You are. - I'm sorry, what? -你的试用期开始了 -不好意思 你说什么
Probationary head of London branch. 你是伦敦分部的试用主管
I'm sorry. Probationary head? 不好意思 试用主管
It sounds like I got promoted and demoted at the same time. 听起来我同时被升职和降职了
No. Try and cope. 不是 适应一下
Several years ago, before all this, T mentioned to me 几年前 在这一切之前 T跟我提起过
a young, up-and-coming field agent who had certain 一个年轻有位的外勤探员 他具有一定的
leadership qualities, shall we say. 领导才能 可以这么说
Was his faith in you misplaced? 他错信你了吗
No, I just think there are 没有 我只是觉得
far more experienced agents than myself. 还有比我更有经验的探员
Yeah, there are. But you have the full support 确实有 但我们的高级员工
of our senior staff and, by the way, Agent C. 还有探员C都全力支持你
Is that right? 是这样吗
- Do I take it you accept? - Yes. -就是说你接受职位了 -是的
Good. I'll talk to the bosses upstairs. 很好 我去跟上面的领导们谈
You need to clear your London desk 你要清空你在伦敦分部的办公桌
and report to MIB in New York on Monday. 并在周一到黑衣人纽约分部报到
New York. 纽约
Thank you, Agent O. 谢谢你 探员O
Congratulations, probie. 恭喜你 试用菜鸟
Congratulations to you too. 也恭喜你
You'll want to brief your agents. 你该去跟你的探员们说明情况了
Walk with me. 跟我走走
So you wanted to know how it all works. 你想知道宇宙的运作方式
Now you do. 现在你知道了
And as you will no doubt have divined, Agent M, 你一定也预料到了 探员M
there's a price. 这是有代价的
Hey there. What are you doing? 你好啊 你在干什么
I told O I had to take care of 我告诉O 回去之前
a couple things before I went back. 我有几件事要处理
Yeah? What, like stealing my car? 是吗 比如说偷我的车
No, like driving it. 不 开你的车
You're on the right side, at least. 至少这回你坐对边了
I'm a quick study. 我学得很快
Give me a lift back to London? 搭我回伦敦好吗
Road trip. 公路旅行
Up, up, up! 起来 起来 起来
Oh, God. Did not need that. 天啊 不需要这一出
Could you zap me with that forgetting thing, please? 你能用那个洗脑的玩意闪我一下吗 拜托
What are you doing here, Pawny? 你在这做什么 兵兵
Get used to seeing me, pretty boy. 快点习惯见到我 小白脸
- I'm your new babysitter. - He's my new what? -我是你的新保姆 -他是我的新什么
- Babysitter. - Queen's orders. -保姆 -女王的命令
She says the chance of your sorry ass 她说没有我 你这个可怜虫
surviving without me: Zero. 活下来的几率为零
Okay, I did not say that... exactly. 我可没那么说 不是原话
She said, "Slim to zero." 她说 "无限接近于零"
I rounded it down to zero 我四舍五入为零了
because I feel like it's zero. 因为感觉就是零
Consider it a parting gift. 当作是离别礼物吧
Come on. I saved the world. 拜托 我拯救了世界
You couldn't tell because you were getting choked on the floor. 你不知道 因为你当时快被掐死了
- Do I even have a choice? - No. -我有选择权吗 -没有
Yes! There we go. All right. Where's that little red button? 太好了 好了 那个红色的小按钮在哪呢
It's right here. 就在这儿
I still don't like you. 我还是不喜欢你
I love that option. 我喜欢这个选择
引擎开关
This is a complicated piece of machinery, so be careful. 这是一台复杂的机器 所以要小心
Yeah, got it. 嗯 没问题
I'm gonna trust my gut. 我决定相信直觉