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翻译 辰星晓Reginamoon Stragoi 王木木
翻译 Mr.Nobody nemonini AE_CassA_Wei
校对 苏葵
时间轴 chance-coco
后期 吉吉
总监 酸大头
他在那呢 There he is!
我最新的造物 My latest creation.
好吧 Right.
双彩虹 Double rainbow!
不 No.
不 不行 我说了"不行" 不是吗 No, no. I said "No," haven't I?
我让你不要... I've told you not to...
你经受了考验 You were tested...
而你 and you...
却 have...
失败了 failed!
我不知道 一定是因为润滑剂之类的 I dunno, must've been the KY or somethin',
但那玩意就那样从我手里飞出去了 but the thing just flew outta my hand
直接掉进了浴缸里 and straight into the Jacuzzi...
我电死了两名合作的演员... I electrocuted two of my co-stars...
正是在那时我意识到 That was when I realized
是时候离开色情片行业了 it was time to get out of the porn industry...
去机场是吧 Airport, huh?
你要去哪里 Where you goin'?
我要去和上帝谈谈 然后拯救世界 I'm gonna talk to God and save the world.
有点迟了吧 不觉得吗 It's a bit late for that, don'tcha think?
拜托 认真的 你要去哪里 Come on, seriously. Where you headed?
去这个...老二吗 To this... penis?
这是座山 It's a mountain...
或者石头 or rock.
我觉得 I think.
你觉得 You think?
认真的吗 Seriously?
你起床后抛弃了我 You up and leave me
却不知道自己要去哪里 and you don't know where you're going?
这些人 These people.
总是在为一些事情哭泣 Always cryin' over somethin'.
你不打算停车吗 You're not gonna stop?
绝对不 Hell no.
别担心 神父 Don't you worry, Father.
那小子要么是个麻风病人 That boy's either a leper,
要么是小偷或恐怖分子 or thief or terrorist.
-或者他只是个小孩子 -你说是就是吧 - Or he's just a little kid. - If you say so.
我告诉你吧 他可绝对不是个基督... I'll tell you one thing; he damn sure ain't no Christia...
停车 Stop the truck!
耶稣·德萨德
去吧 神父 You go on, Father,
去为我们拯救世界吧 you save the world for us.
我的狗...先生 My dog... Mister.
它死了 He dead!
出什么事了 What happened?
你在干什么 Whatcha you doin'?
把你身上的东西给我 贱人 Give me your shit, bitch!
孩子 你知道吗 Kid, you know...
我可没在闹着玩 I'm dead-ass right now.
把枪放下 Drop the gun.
不 Oh, no!
我的狗 My dog...
先生 Mister.
它死了 He's dead!
你还想怎样 Well, what now?
不 你别想拿走这双靴子 No, you're not getting the boots.
巡逻队刚刚报告看见了卡斯特 Patrol just reported a Custer sighting.
是现在就派直升机和突击队 Send in the choppers and an assault unit now
还是等招待会之后再说 or after the meet and greet?
卡斯特在逃 长官 Custer's on the run, sir.
那个逼可不会自己刻上他的头 That vagina's not gonna carve itself.
是的是的 但如今 我们要先处理别的事 Yes, yes... but for now, we have something else in mind...
是吗 长官 We do, sir...?
当然了 图丽普 Of course. Tulip.
她依旧会来找这个吸血鬼 She'll still come for the vampire...
-我想知道 -那个女孩是关键 - I wonder... - The girl's the key.
她是他的弱点 She's his weakness.
-她始终都是他的 -弗兰基在附近吗 - She's always been his... - Is Frankie around?
托斯卡尼吗 先生 Toscani, sir?
我可能需要一些 I may need some, uh...
外科援助 surgical assistance.
所以 你从远方来就是为了我 是吗 So, what, you come all the way out here just for me, did you?
没有什么本地拷问的活干吗 Is there no local torture work going down?
都是因为全球化 Globalization.
我曾经就是一个兢兢业业 糊口养家的男人 Used t'be a guy could work hard, support his family,
从没离开自己的一亩三分地 never leave the five boroughs.
现在呢 Now?
跟过去完全不一样 It ain't the same.
我很怀念纽约的老时光 I miss the old New York days.
70年代 '70s...
80年代 '80s.
天哪 我想念的是纽约真正的老时光 Christ, I miss the really old New York days.
跟巴比·鲁思和欧尼·麦登 Puking behind the back of McSorley's
在麦克索利酒吧喝到吐 with Babe Ruth and Owney Madden. Ah.
不会吧 你认识杀手麦登 No shit, you knew "Killer" Madden?
是啊 我认识 Yeah, I did. Yeah. Well...
我曾经有一次看他把枪塞到一个人菊花里 You know, I once watched him... he put a gun up a man's arse
然后把他的脑浆蹦的满天花板都是 and just blew his brains all over the ceiling, like.
老兄 Oh, man.
这可太经典了 That's classic.
你喜欢这故事吗 D'you like that?
可笑的是 这是我将来要杀掉你的方法 What's funny is that's exactly how I'm gonna kill you.
所有圣杯团成员注意 Attention all Grail personnel,
请更新你们的权限 please update your authorization...
来跟我讲一下 硬汉 Tell me somethin', tough guy.
你的朋友把你带到了出口 Yer friend got you all the way to the exit.
发生了什么 What happened?
不 我很好奇 No, I'm curious.
你为什么不直接 Why didn't you just...
离开 leave?
你知道我们爱尔兰人 You know us Irish.
从来不会放过错失机会的机会 Never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity.
好了 孩子们 All right, kids.
我们开始上课 We're back.
现在 Now.
谁想来试一下 Who wants a go?
不是吧 Oh, come on.
他这个人好恶毒啊 Oh, he's a mean one.
在吗 Hello?
朋友 Friend?
你在干什么 What are you doing?
在里面 Hey, in there!
他跑到哪里去了 Where the hell did he go?
什么鬼 What the hell?
我的天哪 他挺野啊 My goodness... he's a wild one!
是吗 你最好继续找 Oh, yeah? Well, you better keep looking!
如果这个人跑了出去 'Cause if this guy gets out
那就该其他人的屌挨刀了 it'll be somebody else's dick on the knife.
所有圣杯团成员注意 Attention all Grail personnel,
在同源血统节 the car wash will be open regular hours
洗车房会照常开放 during the Festival of Homogenous Bloodline.
城市衰败
你是谁 W-who are you?
我就是海象 I am the walrus.
你想要干什么 What do you want?!
我想要你 I want you...
圣吧和圣杯 汽车旅馆
圣杯的战士们死的光荣 Proud die the Soldiers of the Grail!
为他们荣耀的战斗吹起号角 Trumpet the men and the glorious fight they made.
枪炮手 鸽子腿 Gunner, Pigeon Foot,
-埃尔帕索 -致敬圣杯 - El Paso... - To the Grail.
我在找人 Looking for someone.
她是恐怖分子 罪犯 Terrorist, criminal.
我一直在和当地组织联系 Been checking the local establishments.
你见过她吗 You seen her?
她看上去很吓人 She looks very scary, huh?
但没有 如果见过我会记得的 But no... I would, uh, remember her.
这正是她喜欢的那种烂摊子 This exactly the sort of piss pot shit hole she's drawn to.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
十分肯定 Very sure.
如果我见过这么可怕的恐怖分子 If I see a scary muhtal such as this?
我会告诉你 I will say so.
好吧 Yeah...
我相信你会的 I believe you will.
否则 Otherwise?
你的下场会是这样 This will happen.
放下啤酒去拿些纸巾 Put down the beer and grab some Kleenex,
你们这群爱哭鬼 you babies.
我要把那个贱人的头颅穿在长矛上 I want that bitch's head on a pike!
他们现在在找你 They are looking for you now.
我是说他们真的在找你 I mean they are really looking for you.
很好 Good.
该死 Damn.
用一个带篦条的扳手也许更好 Uh, a crowsfoot with a breaker bar is maybe better, huh?
你有扳手 卡莫尔 You gotta crowsfoot, Kamal?
要把混合物加进碳水化合物里 Gotta tweak the mixture on the carb.
如果我们降低空气燃油比 If we lower the air/fuel ratio
这次就会产生更多的能量 we'll get more power this time round.
没有别的机会了 Won't get another chance.
这主意不好 妮莎 Is bad job, Nissa.
对抗梅察达 To take on Masada, huh?
你丈夫把这样的活留给你也很差劲 And very bad husband to leave with such a job.
为什么不等他回来 Why not wait for him to come back?
我告诉过你了 卡莫尔 I told you, Kamal.
他不是我的丈夫 He ain't my husband...
他也不会回来 ...and he ain't comin' back.
狗娘养的 Son of bitch.
出什么事了 What's the problem?
阿哈默德 肮脏的穆斯林教徒 Ahmad. Filthy Muslim.
你不是穆斯林教徒吗 Aren't you Muslim?
我 Me?
我是科普特教徒 I am Coptic!
伙计们 Guys.
好的 All right...
拜托 Come on.
别打了 Stop fighting.
很好 Good...
现在成为朋友 Now be friends.
发生了什么 What the hell happened?
我告诉他"别打了" I told him to "Stop fighting"!
他不会说英文 He does not speak English.
你们有什么问题 What is wrong with you people?
如果我为了这样的蠢事放弃了我生命中 If I walked out on the only good thing in my life
唯一的美好 for this bullshit,
我会十分 I'm gonna be so, so...
十分 So...
圣父已死 The Allfather is Dead!
圣父万岁 Long live the Allfather!
说得好 说得好 Hear! Hear!
你没事吧 圣父 Are you well, Allfather?
我们听说了那个恐怖袭击 We heard about the terrorist attack?
我没事 I'm fine.
对城堡的袭击 The attack on the citadel was, uh...
很容易就镇压了 easily repulsed.
那圣子呢 And the Holy Child?
他安全吗 Is He safe?
圣子 The Holy Child?
来吧 Come on, now...
跳舞 dance.
不是他 It's not Him.
他非常健康 ...he's fit as a fiddle.
那么 So?
圣杯什么时候会把他介绍给世人呢 When will the Grail be presenting him to the world?
迟早会的 In time.
如果你们没别的事 Now if you'll excuse me...
但是具体 No, but when?
什么时候 Specifically?
原谅我 圣父 Forgive me, Allfather.
你是个伟人而我只是副首相 You're a great man and I'm just a Deputy Prime Minister,
但只是 but it's just...
如果我无法看见该如何追随呢 how can I follow what I cannot see?
当然是靠信仰 With faith, of course.
爬到箱子里去 Climb in the box.
请 Please.
我并不是要找借口 Not that this is an excuse,
但我喝多了 but I have had too much to drink.
没有借口 No excuse.
请你们删除我的搜索记录 Ooh! Someone, please, erase my search history!
航空邮递
还有别的问题吗 Any other questions?
很好 Good.
圣子很快就会 The Holy Child will be revealed
展现给你们 to you all soon enough.
嫁祸给澳大利亚人 Blame it on the Australians.
加速十分重要 Acceleration is very important...
倾斜的角度 Angle of inclination...
风速 尘土 一小时几千米 wind, dust, kilometers per hour...
这活不好干 This is bad job.
妮莎 我很担心你 Nissa, I am worried for you.
是啊 Yeah.
我感受到了 I'm gettin' that.
你在担心什么 What're you worried about?
最担心的吗 冲击力 Out of everything? The impact.
你觉得怎么样 What do you think?
我看起来体面吗 Do I look smart?
过来 给我 抱歉 Come here. Give me those. I'm so sorry.
好了伙计 这些会让我成为 There we go, lad... 'cause these should turn me into...
"张医生" 不错 "Doctor Zhang"? Well enough.
我是什么科室的医生 What am I doctor of, anyway?
"化学药理学" 酷 "Chemical Pharmacology," cool.
是药对吗 That's drugs, right?
没错 Yeah, it is.
城市衰...城市衰败 "Urban bli..." "Urban blight".
城市破坏 家庭破裂 夺魂之药 City wrecking, family breaking, soul-stealin' drugs.
不 不 N-no. No.
绝对不行 Absolutely not.
不 这些给我 Nope. Give me those.
张 Zhang.
你应该为自己感到羞耻 You should be ashamed of yourself.
好了 再见 All right. See you later.
怎么样 你还好吗 How's it goin'? You all right?
又要去一个无聊的会议 Off to another boring conference.
在密尔沃基 Bloody Milwaukee.
这是我身份证 Here's me ID.
大孔原基 Primo Ostium Magnam.
谢了 哥们 Thanks, man.
你知道吗 A-actually, you know what?
我真是个傻子 I am just such ijeet...
我忘了我的 I-I left me thing... the... the...
我药理学的东西 me little pharmacologic-ist-al thing.
我马上回来 I be right back.
准备好了吗 Ready to go?
你的这个朋友 This friend of yours?
吸血鬼都又硕大又强壮吧 Vampires are big and strong, huh?
也许他没事 M-maybe he's okay.
也许他已经逃出来了 Maybe, uh, he's escaped already?
也许吧 Maybe.
那... So...
我们再等等看吧 Maybe we wait and see?
我不想让你干这份活 妮莎 I don't like this job for you, Nissa.
妮莎 这是件坏事 Nissa, this is bad job.
我要进那扇门 I'm going in that door.
我要救卡西出来 就这样 And I'm gettin' Cass out, and that's that.
我不会为任何人再等等看 I don't "wait and see" shit for anybody.
怎么了 What?
我不会给你口 如果你好这口 I'm not gonna blow ya, if that's yer game.
怎么了 What?
我也不会给你俩口 I'm not gonna blow neither of you two neither.
那太糟糕了 That's too bad.
我们的蛋毛白剔了 We trimmed our balls fer nothin'.
我拿到了 I got it.
准备好出去了 Ready to go.
大家请注意 飞往汉堡的二十二号航班 Your attention, please: flight number 22 to Hamburg
将在三号登机口起飞 will be leaving from Gate 3.
机场不能吸烟 There's no smoking at the airport.
现在可以 There is now.
嗯 现在可以了 Yeah. There is now.
你认得出这个吗 You recognize this?
这是一块岩石 It's a rock.
一块岩石 行吧 Oh, it's a rock, all right.
迷失的使徒 The Lost Apostle.
那是一个古老的圣地 It's an ancient sacred site.
你需要多出来走走 You need to get out more.
它在哪里 Well, where is it?
小心有蛇
澳大利亚
好 All right then.
飞往澳大利亚墨尔本的乘客们 All passengers with a destination of Melbourne, Australia...
该死 我的 Shit. Where's my...?
要火吗 传教士 Need a light, Preacher?
飞往澳大利亚墨尔本的乘客们 All passengers to Melbourne, Australia...
耶稣·德萨德
该死 Shit.
请别伤害她 Please don't hurt her.
她不是个坏人 只是她的丈夫离开了她 She's not a bad person just... her husband left her.
这让她发了疯 Makes her crazy.
先别开火 Weapons cold.
探戈 三点钟方向 Tango, 3 o'clock!
快 快 快 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
在车库 Garage!
回到车上 Back to the cars!
怎么回事 What the...?!
有人开走了我的车 Someone took my car!
我们追到她了 追到她了 We got her. We got her.
她被困住了 我们抓到她了 She's trapped. We've got her!
她在干什么 What's she doing?
我看到她了 I see her!
我看到她了 她不见了 I see her! She's gone!
谁看到她了吗 Any eyes on her?
没有 我什么都看不到 No, I don't see a thing.
没看到 Negative, nothing here.
等等 Wait...
等等等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我看到她了 I got eyes on her!
她往那边开了 There she goes.
她真厉害 Whoa, she's good.
尘土太多我看不到她 I can't see anything with all this dust!
报告情况 报告情况 Report in, report in!
骨头都露出来了 骨头都露出来了 Aah! I can see the bone! I can see the bone!
我刚才看到她了 我看到她了 看到她了 I just saw her! I got her! I got her!
六点钟方向 六点钟方向 等等 不 On your six on your six! Wait, no...!
天哪 她朝我们开过来了 Oh, my God, she's coming right at us!
-她撞到查理了 -她归我了 - She got Charlie! - She's mine!
所有小队... All units...
往你们右边过去了 Coming in on your right!
在你们右边 注意 右上方 On your right. Watch out. Over on your right!
报告情况 谁看到了 Report in. Who has eyes?
谁看到了 Who has eyes?!
什么 What?!
只剩我们了 We're all that's left!
她冲过来了 Aah! Oh, she's not backing off!
坐好了 Hold on!
不不不 小心 小心刀尖 No, no, no! Mind the... mind the tip!
真他妈业余 Bloody amateur.
没关系 That's okay.
来吧 Come on.
千万别忘了 说到折磨 Just always remember when it comes to torture,
错误也是其中一部分 mistakes are a part of it.
给你 医生 Here you go, doc.
我明白了 I got it now.
我以前对付过你这样的人 I worked with guys like you before.
一无是处 愚蠢 Screw-ups, meatheads.
不断地回到这里 The repeat clients.
出去无法独立生活的人 Guys who couldn't get outta their own way.
你懂的 他们总在哀嚎抱怨 You know, they piss and moan
运气不好之类的屁话 about being "Unlucky" or some shit.
其实让他们不断回来的根本不是运气 But it ain't luck that keeps 'em comin' back,
而是愧疚感 it's guilt.
他们觉得自己罪有应得 They think they deserve it.
德萨德 娱乐屋
等着我 Wait for me.
走吧 Let's go.
看 Look.
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
你应该去帮他 You gotta go help him.
应该有种传教士法则 对吗 There's, like, a... A preacher's code, right?
你必须助人为乐 You have to help people.
一定也跟飞行员法则一样毫无鸟用 Well, there sure as shit's a pilot code!
现在应该会流出一些分泌物 Now, a certain amount of discharge is to be expected...
看起来怎样 How does it look?
你说得对 圣父 You were right, Allfather.
好主意 Wonderful idea.
如果出现变色或异味 请立即打电话给我 Call me if you notice any discoloration or foul odor.
我会多冷藏一些 I'll keep some extras on ice...
也许会需要对它进行加固 in case we need to shore it up.
快 我需要医生 Come on, I need a medic!
我们又找到一辆 We got another one!
我来救你了 I got you.
是的 这可能是我们最后一次见到她了 Yup, that's probably the last we'll see of her.
耶稣·德萨德 娱乐屋 欢迎有罪之人
去澳大利亚 是吗 Australia, eh?
挺冒险的 不是吗 That's quite the adventure, isn't it?
蛇 小袋鼠和袋鼠... Snakes, wallabies, and kangaroos...
我无法相信你离开了我 神父 I can't believe you left me, Padre...
别忘了 你也离开了她 对吗 Mind you, you left her too, didn't you?
机长 我 关闭了禁止吸烟的标识 The captain... me... has turned off the no-smoking sign.
哥们 我一直想这么干 Man, I've always wanted to do that.
到澳大利亚的飞行时间约为16小时多一点 The flight time is a little over 16 hours to Australia,
传教士 如果你有任何需要 尽管拍驾驶舱门 If you need anything, Preacher, just bang on the cockpit door.