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When love is oh so great that one's life could be laid down...
As painful as the yearning of Vega and Altair across the Magpies' Bridge...
Tragic as the tale of the Butterfly Lovers, unable to drink from the selfsame flower...
In truth, love is quite simple.
Just avoid it...
And you won't get hurt...
lol
I beg of you!
Just a single glance at your face.
I'll give you my entire household!
Young master! Don't be so rash!
Eh?...
Deal.
So... beautiful...
Tell me...
Why were you secretly following me?
Tushan Ya Ya
I wanted...
To learn how madame does her job.
Hehe... :3
Tushan Su Su
I'm warning you one last time.
Don't smile so dumbly with a face so like hers.
Silence!
I'm, I'm sorry!
The power of the Spirits...
The art of Seduction...
And Wisdom...
The fox spirits relied on these three things
To be able to survive among the common people.
But as for you, besides those ears...
You aren't really like your kind at all.
So you only have one use:
To honor your duty to your people...
And marry.
But wouldn't that mean...
I'm really just useless?... :c
A-choo!
Madame, the air around you is too cold.
Thankfully I have tissues to wipe my nose! :>
Oh. This is...
Oh yeah!
I wanted to say
That I'm not getting married!
What did you say?
I waited in line for two days and two nights.
I finally managed to get my first task!
As long as I can complete it,
I can officially become a fox spirit!
A fox spirit that doesn't have to get married
And CAN be of use!
OW my butt! Agh, argh, agckh
Ahda, Aher.
Go.
Su Su...
No matter where you run off to...
Your fate...
Will still be to marry him...
Before my mother gave birth to me,
She set this aside to be given to my future wife.
As soon as I first set eyes on you,
I've believed that you are its rightful owner!
This must be destiny!
Marry me!
But...
What is your hand doing?...
Crap!
To be faced with food as luxurious as these lunchboxes,
Might as well eat some while I'm here!
Stop!
This is meant for the customers!
Marry me.
Piss off!
The Bai Family Motto:
You'll get smacked if you steal food, but don't waste any of it!
Meat!
There's actually roast beef in these lunchboxes.
These city people are pampered beyond belief!
Hold on.
I can't waste any more energy.
Licking the box clean three times should be enough.
Because...
I came here with a mission!
Welcome, everyone, to our dating show,
Where if you don't have cash or killer looks, you might as well get the hell out!
I ONLY MARRY FOR MONEY!!!
Let's welcome up our male contestant!
My name is Bai Yuchu
I dislike every single person here.
But I absolutely need to find someone to marry.
Today! Make haste! NOW!
Hello everyone!
Please marry me!
If you do,
I'll be able to sabotage the super evil plans of a super evil evil group!
This show...
Needs to stop.
Huh?
This is!-
The Yichidao League!
The group that started to maintain the balance between people and spirits a millenium ago!
Hnngg... What you heard was a most magnificent voice!
Could it be the head of the Yichidao league??
That's right.
You came.
Bai Yuechu.
The League has treated you kindly since you were a child.
And yet you now dare to sabotage our 500 year plan?
It's only been a few days since we last met,
And your eyes are already filled with such rage.
Treated me well!?
Oooohhh...
You mean how you constantly watched me since as far back as I can remember,
Beat the shit out of me every day,
Didn't allow me near women,
Didn't allow me to work,
Forced me to do your homework,
Stole my food,
And then wouldn't let me drool as I watched you eat it?
The best way for me to get revenge...
Is to sabotage the League
using the plan I devised together with the Spirits!
This is!-
Behold this treasure!
The Lovers' Stone!
If any girl holds it along with me,
the two of us will be able to be together forever
And completely undo your 500 years of scheming!
Heh. Old rules...
Grab it!
Meng Erfei, the Cross Thunder Swordsman!
The record of my battles with Bai Yuechu:
482 victories, 0 defeats.
Fan Chishou, the Seven-Fingered Killer Musician!
The record of my battles with Bai Yuechu:
524 to 0!
For the sake of making my revenge as dazzling as possible...
I've hidden something else up my sleeve!
How is this possible!?
I'm actually quite strong.
There's absolutely no way you can stop me.
Agckh!
I'm finally here! :3
The target of my first task...
Should be right here!
Huh?
Uh...
Ahhhhhhhhh
You are...
Who?.......
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