看看谁醒了 Look who is up.
翻译 Chenfan
我还以为你要睡一上午呢 I thought you were gonna sleep all morning.
来吧 Vamos.
牙买加的水 Agua de Jamaica.
-谢谢你 我的女儿 -你最近跑哪去了？ - Gracias, mija. - Where have you been lately?
我感觉好久没见到你了 I feel like I haven't seen you in ages.
时间轴 Chenfan
我一直都在这 是你太忙了 I have been here. It's you that's been busy.
也没比平时要忙 No more than usual.
-你交了新朋友 -鲁比？ - Oh, you have your new friend. - Ruby?
比起朋友 她更像是一位亲密的同事 She's more of a close colleague than a friend.
特效 Chenfan
-嗯 -怎么了？ - Hmm. - What?
每个人都需要交朋友 埃琳娜 Everyone needs friends, Elena.
我就不需要 Well, I'm not everyone.
而且 我有朋友啊 你说啥呢？ Besides, I have friends. What are you talking about?
我有你和琼斯先生啊 I have you. I have Mr. Jones.
我交朋友还是有一套的 You know, I am all good in the friends department.
不过 还是谢谢你的关心 But thank you for your concern.
你要来吗？ Hey, are you coming?
-琼斯先生不想去 -确实 - No, Mr. Jones. - No, he's not.
今天要来的客人是谁？ Now, who's on the agenda for today?
三个高中老友 Well, three high school friends
要来岛上庆祝她们的五十岁生日 here to celebrate their 50th birthdays.
五十岁确实很重要 Oh! Well, 50 is a big one.
我在这个岁数时 遭受了精神上的打击 Yes, I was traumatized by that number.
噢 Oh.
我原本以为打击会终止于五十岁 I thought it was the end of the line.
然而等你到了七十五岁 五十岁却又显得不值一提 Once you hit 75, though, 50-year-olds look like kids.
-早上好 -嗨 - Morning. - Hi.
-他是不是脸红了？ -哦 - Is he blushing? - Oh.
你看这美丽的海水 Ah, look at that water!
我要拍张照 我的手机呢？ Oh, I need a photo. Where's my phone?
天哪 看到没？ Oh, my God. Would you look at this place?
这里没有小孩 Wait, there are no kids here!
一个小孩也看不到 天哪 I don't see any kids. Oh, my gosh.
她们可真逗 Oh, how cute is this?
-贾维 -嗯 - Oh, Javi! - Hmm.
-我能这么叫你吗？ -可以 珍妮特 - Can I call you that? - Yes, Jeanette.
叫我妮特就好 你能帮我们拍张照吗？ Call me Netty. Can you take our picture?
贾维 Oh, Javi.
说真的 这里真的没有小孩 You guys, I'm serious, there are no kids here.
天哪 玛戈特受到了惊吓 Oh, God, Margot's in shock.
快给她拿杯莫吉托 Somebody get her a mojito, stat!
姐妹们 摆姿势 准备好了吗？ 一 二 三 Girls, pose, ready? One, two, three.
茄子 我们这是什么造型？ Sex! Oh, what's that?
女士们 欢迎来到梦幻岛 Ladies, welcome to Fantasy Island.
我是你们的房东 埃琳娜·罗克 I'm your host Elena Roarke.
这位是我同事 鲁比 This is my associate Ruby.
看得出来 贾维尔 你们都认识吧 And I can see you've been acquainted with Javier.
我谨代表全体员工 On behalf of all of us,
祝你们集体生日快乐 I'd like to wish you a happy collective birthday.
我保证 这次生日一定会让你们终身难忘 It's gonna be one to remember, I promise.
真令人兴奋 是吧 姐妹们 We are so excited. Aren't we, girls?
应该说是欣喜若狂 Ecstatic.
太棒了 那就开始吧 走吧 Amazing. Let's get started. Come on.
能不能等一下 Oh, can we just--one second.
我们要庆祝一下成功登岛 We just need to christen the island.
-她们要干嘛？ -我也不清楚 - They need to what? - I'm not too sure.
很好 各就各位 姐妹们 Okay, great. Places, girls.
我猜我们要这样做 We're doing this, I guess.
-好的 -五 六 七 八 - Okay. - Five, six, seven, eight.
-哇哦 -哦 Whoo! Oh.
你知道什么才是我们需要的吗？ 女生之夜 You know what we need? A girls' night.
什么？ -女生之夜 - A what? - A girls' night.
你有经历过女生之夜吗？ What, have you ever had a girls' night?
你懂的 就是女生互相按摩 You know, giving each other spa treatments.
我没干过 我是不会那样做的 No, that doesn't sound like me at all.
我不喜欢那样 I wouldn't like it.
我们来一次女生之夜吧 Oh, we're having a girls' night.
我可不想我的第二个二十岁 I'm not going through my 20s again
缺少了酩酊大醉的经历 without getting drunk off box wine and waking up to a bad manicure.
-为啥你们都想这样做？ -这很有趣的 - Why would anyone want to do that? Please. - Because it's fun!
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay.
摆好姿势 And pose!
太棒了 Oh, yes!
梦 幻 岛
我就是返校节女王 homecoming queen
我高中一毕业就嫁给了我的国王 who married her king right out of high school.
每个人都想让我对五十岁感到崩溃 Everyone wants me to freak out about turning 50.
但我拒绝 我过得很好 But I refuse to. I'm doing great.
没错 我四十七岁时生了三胞胎 So yeah, I had triplets at 47,
比阿特丽斯 米兰达 Beatrice, Miranda,
以及 and, uh...
科迪莉亚 Cordelia.
我们做了很多事 We did the whole thing:
在郊区有一栋房 有两个孩子 house in the suburbs, two kids.
-曾经有过完美生活 -曾经？ - It was the perfect life. - Was?
大约两年前 我发现了一些奇怪的收据 About two years ago, I found some weird receipts.
线索一条接一条地指向了他的情妇 And one clue led to another led to the mistress.
他们过去常常烧死像我这样未婚未育但却聪慧的女人 You know, they used to burn women like me. Childless, unmarried, smart.
一个不需要依靠男人就可自我实现的女人 A woman who doesn't need a man to self-actualize
是对他们地位的威胁 is a threat to the status quo.
我说 很好 那就让他们来找我吧 Well, I say, good. Let 'em come for me.
我现在五十岁了 And now I'm turning 50,
却还在填征婚启事 and I'm filling out dating profiles
尽量不每天喝酒 and trying not to drink every day.
等到他们高中毕业 You know, when they graduate high school,
我就六十五岁了 I'm gonna be 65 years old.
六十五岁 65!
妮特的丈夫离开妮特时 Margot was drowning in newborns
玛戈特正忙于于生小宝宝 when Netty's husband left her.
我有没有说过 她住在船屋上 Did I mention she lives on a houseboat?
我们都大为惊讶 We were all in shock.
-情妇 -多么完美的妮特啊 - The mistress. - Perfect Netty.
-我是说 -还有可怜的玛戈特 - I mean, what the-- - And poor Margot.
假如我弄错了呢？ What if I made a mistake?
我一直跟她说 再等等 I'd been telling her, just wait.
只要生小宝宝的冲动一过 The urge to breed will pass,
你又能继续自己的生活了 and you can move on with your life.
-生小孩 -才不是 - Having children. - Oh, you didn't.
亲爱的 你只是厌倦了照顾他人 Honey, you're just tired of taking care of everyone.
我几乎快要说服她了 I almost had her convinced,
但后来妮特对她说了一句话 but then Netty used the line on her.
-什么话？ -生命起源于母亲 - What line? - Life begins at mother.
我真的相信这句话 我的孩子就是我的一切 I truly believe that. My children are my world.
妮特只是把事情变得简单明了 Netty just made it look so easy.
并且不只是她 And she wasn't the only one.
全世界都会让你觉得 The whole entire world makes you feel
你要是没当过妈妈 你就不算一个完整的女人 like you're not a whole woman unless you mom it up.
因此 加里和我做了试管受精 但我们运气不佳 So Gary and I did IVF, and we had the worst luck.
没有一次成功过 I mean, just failure after failure.
上一次 我们植入了三个胚胎 And in the last round, we implanted three embryos.
不巧的是 它们全都卡住了 Plot twist, they all stuck.
那么请告诉我 梦幻岛能为你做些什么？ So tell me, what can the island do for you?
我想让一个喜欢我的成功型男目瞪口呆 I want to be swept off my feet by a hot, successful man who adores me.
嗯 Mm.
我不是在要求爱 I'm not asking for love,
只是为了设立一个标准 just to set a bar
类似于一种帮助我回去后更好生活的练习 as, like, practice for when I get back out there.
我很开心 I'm happy,
我很幸运能拥有我现在的生活 and I'm so lucky to be where I am in my life.
我有超棒的朋友 I've got great friends
和我一同在这个美丽小岛上过五十岁生日 that I get to turn 50 with on a beautiful island.
实话说 我还不错 Honestly, I'm good.
一定有你很想要的东西 Well, there must be something that you've always wanted.
确实有 Well, there is one thing.
我对我孩子的爱胜过一切 I love my children more than anything in the whole world.
但我始终感觉很累 But I'm tired all the time.
就像是精神崩溃 筋疲力尽 Like, soul-crushing, down to the bone exhausted.
我的幻想挺没趣的 My fantasy is boring. It is.
我就想稍微休息一会儿 It's just...a little rest.
卡米和妮特 她们将会入住客房 Well, Cam and Netty, they are getting settled in their rooms.
至于你 玛戈特 请跟我来 And you, Margot, are gonna come with me.
你的幻想现在开始 Your fantasy begins now.
-再见 -再见 - Bye. - Bye.
这是什么地方？ 这里让我很放松 What is this place? I feel so much lighter here.
这里是你的庇护所 This is your sanctuary.
在这里 没人会来打搅你 In this place, no one can disturb you.
您想睡多久就睡多久 You can rest for as long as you like.
那生日晚宴怎么办？ But what about the birthday dinner?
那才是我们来这儿的原因 I mean, that's the whole reason we're here.
-我绝不能错过 -没事的 - I can't miss that. - Oh, no, it's okay.
在这里 时间流逝得很慢 Time moves nice and slowly here.
卡米和妮特会等你的 Cam and Netty will be waiting for you
就如同时间停止了 as if no time has passed at all.
你能赶上的 You can do that?
我保证你不会错过 I promise you won't miss a thing.
你醒后 可以回到度假村 回到你的房间 After you wake up, you can go back to your room at the resort
与你的姐妹们一同为晚宴梳妆打扮一下 and get dressed up for dinner with the girls.
但现在 But for now,
你只管睡觉 all you have to do is rest.
欢迎来到梦幻岛 Welcome to Fantasy Island.
卡米 是我 开门 Cam, it's me. Open up.
我没化好妆 Um, I'm not decent!
-你的声音听起来怪怪的 你没事吧？ -没事 - You sound weird. You okay? - Mm-hmm.
我相信你穿泳衣一定很美 I'm sure you look gorgeous in your bathing suit.
现在很流行“身体积极性 Body positivity is all the rage right now.
好吧 我在泳池等你 Okay, I'll be at the pool.
没想到第一天我要一个人度过 Didn't expect to spend my first day alone,
但不管啦 but whatever.
抱歉 我 Sorry, I--
你好 Hi.
-你没事吧？ -没事 - You all right? - Um, yes.
-我没事 -你确定? - Yes, I am. - You sure?
我是医生 以防万一 I'm a doctor, in case, you know--
-当然啦 -嗯 - Of course you are. - Huh.
陪我聊聊吧 Tell me more.
我遇见他了 -谁? - Well, I met him. - Who?
我的白马王子 特里斯坦·亚历山大医生 My fantasy man, Dr. Tristan Alexander.
-哦 -你看上去好极了 - Oh. - You look amazing, by the way.
谢谢 我感觉自己睡了一周 Oh, thank you, I slept for what felt like a week.
今天是什么日子？ What is today?
今天是我生活继续向前的一天 The day I moved on with my life.
妮特 我太开心了 Oh, Netty, I'm so happy.
那是卡米的房间吗？ Is that Cam's room?
妮特 玛戈特 Netty, Margot.
-你好 -你们喜欢我的新造型吗？ - Hi? - Do you like my new look?
你是 - Is that-- - Are you--
如假包换的 In the flesh!
-卡米 -卡米 - Cam? - Cam?
-是我 -哇哦 - It's me! - Wow.
这周末我们会玩得愉快 We are gonna have so much fun this weekend.
啊 Ahh!
天哪 这条裙子 Oh, my God, this dress.
-太出格了吧 -看看这件 - This is just too much! - Oh, look at this one.
噢 Oh.
我要马上穿上它 I cannot wait to dress this body up.
就是要有这种精神 Now that is the spirit.
我们甚至有为你们定做的香水 And we even got customized perfumes
小心我们赖在这儿不走了 made just for you. Be careful. We may never leave.
不会怪你们的 I don't blame you.
还有 女士们 Oh, and also, ladies,
你们的私人海滩晚宴八点开始 so your private beach dinner starts at 8:00.
我可以先给你们推荐一些酒吧的酒水饮料吗？ And may I suggest some drinks at the bar beforehand?
好啊 我们正要去 Yeah, we'll be there.
抱歉 Sorry.
玛戈特 晚宴前 要我陪你去你的休息地吗？ Margot, would you like me to walk you to your resting place before dinner?
不必 我会振作精神的 Oh, no, no, no. I'll perk up.
-抱歉 -好吧 尽情打扮吧 女士们 - Sorry. - All right, enjoy, ladies.
-谢谢 -好的 - Thank you. - Yes.
谢谢 Thank you.
你敢信吗？ 看 Can you believe this? Look.
看我 Look at me.
哦 哇 Oh, wow,
看我这对胸 look at these...boobs.
你真火辣 You're smoking hot.
我没预料到会像这样 I had no idea anything like this was ever possible.
真是怪极了 It's completely bizarre.
我能摸一下吗？ -可以 - Can I feel them? - Yes.
摸着就像牛排番茄 They feel like beefsteak tomatoes or something.
确实 妮特 你想摸吗？ They are. Nette, you want a grope?
不用了 I'm good.
妮特 跟我们讲讲那个医生 Mm, Netty, tell us more about the doctor--
特里斯坦·亚历山大 Tristan Alexander.
-没错 -特里斯坦 - Yeah. - Tristan.
他是个整形医师 He's a plastic surgeon.
他可以修复烧伤 癌症之类的表面损伤 And before you say anything, he does reconstruction, burn victims, cancer patients, that type of thing.
他的医技是旧金山最有名的 He has the most prestigious practice in San Francisco.
当我告诉他我们正准备庆祝一次生日时 And when I told him we were celebrating a big birthday,
他以为我只有四十岁 he thought I was 40.
是吗？ 他帅吗？ Did he? Is he cute?
很帅 Um, very.
你觉得他这样的医生是真实存在的吗？ Do you think he's a real doctor?
你觉得他这种人是真实存在的吗？ Do you think he's a real person?
是啊 Yeah.
他是个活生生的人 好吧 Oh, he's a real person, all right.
他给了我他的名片 He gave me his card.
看 Look.
术后修复 Oh, post-surgical reconstruction.
没错 Yeah.
姐妹们 你们觉得这条裙子怎么样？ So, girls, what do you think about this dress?
-太紧了 -很有魅力 - It's tight. - It's stunning.
是啊 很像邻家泼妇 Yeah, and it is very vixen next door.
对吧？ 我要放手一搏了 Right? I'm going for it.
姐妹们 我们会度过一个超棒的周末 You guys, we are gonna have the best weekend ever.
真可爱 So cute.
没有什么比和女孩们夜晚出去玩或过夜更好的事了 Nothing like a night out with the girls, or a night in.
好吧 听着 Okay, look,
我很乐意参加女生之夜 I am willing to entertain this girls' night thingy...
-行 -但我还在策划 - Okay. - But I'm planning it.
-行 -不要修指甲 - Okay. - No manicures.
也绝不要出现盒装酒 And absolutely no box wine.
我们要按我的方式来做 Okay, we're doing this, we're gonna do it my way.
埃琳娜 我觉得我需要强调一下 Elena, I feel like I just need to stress
快乐才是终极目标 that fun is the goal here.
你会很快乐的 Oh, oh, it's gonna be a lot of fun.
你从未体验过的那种快乐 You've never had fun like this before.
明晚七点整 Tomorrow night, 7:00 sharp.
别迟到 Mm. Don't be late.
-行 太棒了 -好的 - Okay, great. - Okay.
保罗的情妇最让我恼火的一点是 I think what irks me the most about Paul's mistress is,
她一点都不辣 she's not even hot.
这就是最让你恼火的事？ That's what irks you the most?
他心里有数 You know, deep down, he always knew
他配不上你 you were too good for him.
-没错 -看 - That's true. - Look.
看看加里发来了什么 他们是不是可爱极了？ Look what Gary sent. Aren't they just too adorable?
-玛戈特 别说了 -真可爱 - Oh, Margot, stop. - So cute.
-他们太棒了 -这是啥？ - They are so perfect. - What's this?
三杯柠檬酒 Three lemon drops,
那位先生送你们的 courtesy of the gentlemen at the bar.
什么？ Oh, what?
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 这三杯免费的饮料 All right, well, that makes three free rounds
都是我的大胸倾情赞助的 courtesy of my amazing tatas!
你最好把羊毛衫穿上 Well, you're gonna have to put on a cardigan,
不然我喝醉了可就吃不了晚餐了 'cause I'm gonna be too wasted to eat dinner, seriously.
女士们 为离婚干杯 Ladies, a toast to divorce
为小睡和惊人的大胸干杯 and naps and amazing boobs.
为至少五十多年的友谊干杯 And to at least 50 more years of friendship.
-干杯 -干杯 - Oh, cheers. - Cheers.
-没错 -没错 - Yes. - Yes.
女士们 我看你们玩得很开心 是吧？ Ladies, I see you're enjoying yourselves, huh?
嗯 Mmm.
-一起来吧 -坐过来 - Join us. - Come sit down.
-一起来吧 -行 - Join us. - Okay.
这绝对是最棒的假期 Are you kidding me? This is the best vacation--
-也是最不可思议的假期 -我们此前从未经历过 - And weirdest. - We have ever been on.
非常感谢 Oh, thank you so very much.
越来越离谱了 Now this is getting ridiculous.
别理她 Okay, ignore her.
妮特习惯了成为全场焦点 Netty is used to being the center of attention.
对她来说 这一定很糟 This must be awful for her.
天哪 少臭美了 Oh, my God. Get over yourself.
好吧 你来一口 Okay, here, here. Have a shot with us.
我不能喝 Oh, no, I shouldn't.
我还在上班 谢谢 I'm still on the clock. Thank you.
埃琳娜 你真的很漂亮 So, Elena, you are totally gorgeous.
-你有另一半了吗？ -这是个好问题 Is there a man in your life? Yeah, that's a good question.
干你这份工作的人 是怎么找到对象的？ How does somebody do what you do and find a date?
-我没找 -这么说有人追求你吗？ - I'm not looking. - So you're taken?
我一直在忙我的工作 I am married to my work.
那她应该在她的Tinder个人资料上写些什么呢？ I mean, what is she supposed to write on her Tinder profile?
“漂亮的深褐色头发 经营着有奇妙小岛 能扭曲现实 ” "Gorgeous brunette, runs magical island, bends reality."
不 她应该写 No, she'd say,
“不论你的幻想多离谱 都能帮你实现 ” "Makes all your wildest fantasies come true."
你想想 这样的话会吸引到怎样的人 Oh, imagine the kind of creeps that would attract.
-是啊 -没错 - Yeah. - That's true.
我想喝一口 You know, I think I'm gonna take that shot.
干杯 女士们 Salud, ladies.
-干杯 -哇呼 - Salud. - Whoo-hoo!
-嗯 -那么 - Mm. - So...
-哦 -再来一杯？ - Oh. - Another?
行 来吧 Okay, we got this.
埃琳娜 你可别被吓跑了 Elena, don't leave us hanging.
再来一杯？ Another one?
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 Okay.
我有一个关于爱情医生的问题 I have a question about Dr. Love.
你为何不自己去问他？ Oh, well, why don't you ask him yourself?
你有邀请他参加我们的生日晚宴吗？ Did you invite him to our birthday dinner?
今晚 你可以享受你的幻想 Oh, so you get to enjoy your fantasy tonight,
我就不可以？ but not me?
-嘿 你好 -你好 - Hey, you. - Hi.
-你们几位女士看起来很迷人 -谢谢 特里斯坦 - You ladies look lovely. - Thank you, Tristan.
你们的沙滩餐桌就快准备好了 You know, your beach table is about to be ready shortly.
我能走了吗？ Would you like me to set another place?
太棒了 谢谢 That would be lovely. Thank you.
嗯 Mm.
好吧 Oof, okay.
这么说你是个医生？ So you're a doctor?
哦 贾维尔 Oh, Javier!
-埃琳娜 -嗨 - Elena. - Hi.
你喝醉了吗？ Are you drunk?
没 No.
我的工作偶尔需要我陪客人们喝酒 My job occasionally requires me to imbibe with the guests,
但我不会喝醉 but I don't get drunk.
-看来是我错了 -对 - My mistake. - Yeah.
贾维尔 我们是朋友吗？ Javier, are we--are we friends?
我们当然是朋友啦 这话是什么意思？ Of course we're friends. What kind of question is that?
我们有过 We had...
性爱 Sex.
这不就从根本上让我们 Doesn't that fundamentally change
脱离了正常的朋友关系了吗？ the nature of the relationship to something other than a friendship?
-好吧 -你懂吗？ - Ah. Okay. - You know?
-嘿嘿 听我说 好吗？-好的 - Hey, hey, listen, okay? - Yeah.
-这话很重要 -好的 - This is important. - Okay.
不论我们之间发生过 亦或是要发生什么 No matter what happened or happens between us,
我永远都是你的朋友 I'm always gonna be your friend.
过来 很好 很好 Come here. Good, good, good, good.
我朋友不多 Because I don't have many friends, and...
而你是个好人 还很帅 and you're a good man, and you're quite handsome
还有小酒窝 and dimple-y, you know--
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
-嗯 -晚安 朋友 - Mm. - Good night, friend.
什么 Wha--
噢 Oh.
我们真该忍受他们谈情说爱吗？ Are we really supposed to stand for this?
玛戈特 生日晚宴是属于我们的 Margot, it's our birthday dinner.
她够惨的了 卡米 She's been through a lot, Cam.
我不是吗？ 天哪 And I haven't? God.
特里斯坦 嗨 Tristan, hi.
希望你不介意 Um, so listen, I hope you don't mind,
但生日晚宴确实是 but this birthday dinner is literally
我们来梦幻岛的原因 why we came to this island,
我们真的希望能好好庆祝一下 and we were really hoping to celebrate it
就我们三个一生的朋友一起庆祝 just the three of us together as lifelong friends.
你懂我的意思吗？ 卡米 You know what I mean? Cam!
-天啊 我很抱歉 -没事的 - God, I am so sorry. - It's okay. No.
珍妮特的美貌深深吸引了我 I got so caught up in Jeanette's beauty,
我失礼了 I've forgotten my manners.
不 特里斯坦 没事的 我们很乐意邀请你 No, Tristan, it's fine. We'd love to have you.
不 今晚是你们的狂欢盛宴 明天见 No, no, it's your big night. I'll see you tomorrow.
在海滩上骑马 好吗？ Horseback riding on the beach, yeah?
-好的 -祝你们今晚玩得开心 - Yeah. - You ladies have fun tonight.
-晚安 -感谢你的理解 - Kay, good night. - Thank you for understanding.
好吧 Okay.
-刚才是怎么回事？ -我觉得我说得很清楚了 - What the hell was that? - I thought I was pretty clear.
谢谢你为我挺身而出 And thanks for standing up for me.
等等 听着 我只是想吃顿轻松的晚餐 好吗？ Wait, listen, I just want a relaxing dinner, okay?
因为我们空腹喝了很多酒 'Cause we've had a lot to drink on empty stomachs.
玛戈特 你为啥总是为她找借口？ Margot, why are you always making excuses for her?
我没有 I'm not.
邀请那个小狼狗参加我们的五十岁生日晚宴 Inviting that boy toy to our 50th birthday dinner
会把事情搞砸 你清楚这点 was messed up, and you know it.
大家 Guys.
-有人邀请你吗？ -什么？ - And who invited you? - What?
你才是这儿的陌生人 You're the real stranger here.
从你决定改变造型的那一刻起 整趟旅行就遭到破坏了 This whole trip was tainted the minute you decided to turn into whoever the hell this is.
你真的那么讨厌自己吗 卡米 Do you really hate yourself that much, Cam?
去你的 妮特 Oh, screw you, Netty!
在我们说些会让自己后悔的话之前 我们需要去吃点东西 Guys, we have to eat before we say things we're gonna regret.
行 你选一边 要么就别管 中立者 Okay, choose a side or stay out of this, Switzerland.
-你说啥呢？ -别管我们 - What are you talking about? - Stop mothering us.
我想“生命起源于母亲 ” I thought "life began at mother."
什么？ -没啥 - What? - Nothing.
不 你相对我说啥就说出来 No, if you have something to say to me, spit it out.
妮特 拜托 Oh, Netty, please.
这么多年来 你一直将你的完美生活凌驾于我俩之上 You have lorded your perfect life over both of us for years.
但现在 你的美好生活已经不复存在了 And now that it has come crashing down,
你希望我们表现得 you expect us to act
就好像你是世界上唯一的受害者 as if you are the only person in the world that is hurting.
现在 玛戈特 她是个老好人 Now, Margot here, she is a good person,
她永远不会承认这点 and she would never admit it,
但她对你恨之入骨 but she resents the hell out of you
因为你说服她生小孩 for talking her into having kids!
我的事我自己处理 卡米 Hey, I can fight my own battles, Cam.
有吗？ Oh, since when?
你总是小瞧她 Yeah, you constantly underestimate her.
-我对生小孩没有怨念 -我没说过 - I don't resent having kids. - I didn't say that.
你说过 但你大可不必如此固执己见 You did, but you could have been a little less pushy.
-没错 -什么？ - Yeah. - What?
我可没强迫你植入三个胚胎 I didn't force you to implant three embryos.
还有 卡米 你能不能别再含沙射影了？ And, Cam, whoever you are, how about you stop projecting?
玛戈特和我选择了为人母 Margot and I chose motherhood.
而唯一对此有怨念的人是你 And the only person who apparently resents that is you.
不 姐妹们 不 我很自由 No, girls, no. I am free.
我不需要男人和大哭大叫的三胞胎 And I don't need a man or screaming triplets
来显示我的存在 to validate my existence in this life.
我对我现在很满意 I am happy just the way I am.
很显然 Oh, clearly.
天哪 God.
谢谢你说出了你的真实感受 卡米 Thanks for saying how you really feel, Cam!
谢谢你为我撑腰 玛戈特 Thanks for having my back, Margot!
祝你他妈的生日快乐 And happy fricking birthday!
啊 Ugh!
♪ 也许你会受不了 ♪ ♪ Maybe you'll hang it up ♪
♪ 觉得自己无话可说 ♪ ♪ Think you've got nothing left to say ♪
♪ 如此的累 ♪ ♪ So tired ♪
♪ 厌倦了这样的生活 ♪ ♪ So tired of going on this way ♪
♪ 不断深挖 ♪ ♪ Keep digging deeper ♪
♪ 因为无人相识 ♪ ♪ 'Cause nobody knows ♪
♪ 自我封闭 ♪ ♪ So close ♪
♪ 因为你的价值超乎你想象 ♪ ♪ 'Cause you're worth more than you know ♪
♪ 自我封闭 ♪ ♪ So close ♪
♪ 现在 ♪ ♪ So far ♪
♪ 距离金牌仅有一步之遥 ♪ ♪ Just a step away from gold ♪
♪ 别放慢脚步 去追寻属于你的星光 ♪ ♪ Don't slow down, follow your star ♪
♪ 噢 ♪ ♪ Oh ♪
你呆呆地想什么呢？ Penny for your thoughts?
我很好 Oh, I'm good.
我不想破坏气氛 I don't want to ruin the mood.
你要是不沉浸其中 就不会有什么气氛了 There is no mood if you're not a part of it.
放松 姑娘 Easy, girl.
就行了 There you go.
来 我帮你 Here, let me help you.
哦 Ooh. Oh.
昨晚你走后 事情变得有点糟 Things got a little ugly last night after you left.
-我就知道我不该去的 -不 - I knew I shouldn't have come. - No.
不怪你 No, it's not you.
都怪我们 It's us.
我的离婚改变了我们的关系 My divorce changed our whole dynamic.
突然就变成了“联合对付妮特”时间 Suddenly, it's "gang up on Netty" time.
为何在你情绪低落时 人们会觉得有必要踢你一脚？ Why do people feel compelled to kick you while you're down?
你就是这么看待你自己的吗？ Is that how you see yourself?
你是在开玩笑的吧？ You're kidding, right?
听上去你的婚姻一路坎坷 Well, sounds like your marriage wasn't working for a long time.
你现在终于自由了 And now you're free.
孩子都去上大学了 世界任你摆布 Kids are away at college. World's your oyster.
-我对贝类过敏 -嗯 - I'm allergic to shellfish. - Hmm.
得了吧 你一定有什么一直想做的事 Come on, there's gotta be something that you've just been just dying to do.
我以前画过画 I...I used to paint.
旅行怎么样？ How about travel?
或是换份工作 Or a new career, maybe?
你结婚前从事什么工作？ What did you do before you were married?
你真是个好奇宝宝 You ask a lot of questions, don't you?
我只是想了解你 Just want to get to know you.
了解一个人的方式很多 There are a lot of other ways to get to know someone.
现在 我真正需要做的是清空大脑 Right now, what I really need is to get out of my head.
-以及亲亲？ -没错 - And into this? - Now you're talking.
-我无意打扰你 -你没打扰到我 玛戈特 - I don't mean to bother you. - You're not a bother, Margot.
我和朋友们闹僵了 Ugh, things are a mess with my friends, okay?
我们大吵一架 大家都很难过 We had a huge fight, and everyone's upset,
我只是希望你能帮我 and I was just hoping you could help me
修复我们的关系 figure out a way to fix it.
能帮别人解决问题好极了 不是吗？ That would be nice, wouldn't it, to be able to fix other people's problems?
这不是你们的专长吗？ Isn't that kind of your specialty?
我只是布好棋局 I just lay the chessboard,
至于走棋 那就是你们自己的事了 and everyone has to play their own game.
玛戈特 你带着自己的幻想来到梦幻岛 You know, Margot, you came here with a fantasy of your own.
也许你应该少为你的朋友们操心 Maybe you should worry less about your friends
好好睡一觉 and go get the rest you need.
你说得对 You're right. I know you're right.
好吧 我这就去好好睡一觉 Okay, I'll take a nice long nap.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯 Mmm.
抱歉 昨晚我真的像个婊子 I'm so sorry about-- - I was a bitch last night.
-没有 -绝对是 - No, you weren't. - I definitely was.
-谢谢 -谢谢 - Thank you. - Thanks.
听着 三胞胎的事我不怪你 好吗？ Listen, I don't blame you for the triplets, okay?
不 我想通了 No, I get it.
那对我来说不是负担 And I had it easy with mine,
而且我当时才20多岁 and I was in my 20s.
我不这么觉得 What I wouldn't give.
-是吗？ -嗯 - Right? - Mm.
和性感医生一起骑马感觉如何？ So how was horseback riding with Dr. Sexy?
很好 但他很烦 Good. Annoying.
-他想对我知根知底 -真可怕 - He wanted to know all about me. - How awful.
所以我提议一项替代活动 So I suggested an alternate activity.
我想听听 I want to hear about that.
要是你从实招来你和 I will tell all if you finally fess up
你在90年代初时的热辣邻居之间发生了什么事 about what happened between you and that hot neighbor
我就讲给你听 you had back in the early '90s.
-摩托男？ -对 - Motorcycle Jake? - Yes!
我不会告诉你的 I'll never tell.
嗯 Hmm.
我们需要计划在今晚重新安排一次晚宴 好吗？ So we need to plan a dinner do-over tonight, okay?
就我们三人 Just the three of us.
我觉得我和卡米可以歇一会儿 I think Cam and I could use a break.
不 你要化妆 No, no, you have to make up.
昨晚 你真的挺为难她了 And you were really hard on her last night.
我受够了她把我当作坏蛋 I'm sick of her casting me as the villain.
我懂 但她真的很想要过好这次生日 I know. But she really needs this.
你就饶了她吧 就算是为了我吧 So just cut her a break, okay? For me?
你要是预定好了 我会到场的 If you make a reservation, I'll show up.
但我不会喜欢 But I won't like it.
谢谢 Thank you.
很好 Good.
-干杯 这个味道不错 -嗯 - Cheers. This is good. - Mmm.
-嘿 -嗨 - Hey. - Hi.
-卡米尔 对吗？ -对 我能进来吗？ - Camille, right? - Yeah. Can I come in?
我知道这听起来怪怪的 I know this might sound weird,
但我觉得我迟早要来找你 but I feel like I was meant to find you.
-可以 进来吧 -谢谢 - Yeah, come on in. - Thank you.
瓶装酒 不是盒装酒 Okay, wine in a bottle, not a box.
-很好 谢谢你 鲁比 -对了 - Good. Thank you, Ruby. - Yes.
听着 我知道你说过不要修指甲 And look, I know you said no manicures,
所以我带了面膜 so I brought facial masks.
我还带了甘菊 芒果酸橙汁 巧克力 So I got chamomile, mango lime, chocolate--
事实上 我们要玩黑桃牌 Okay, actually, we're playing Spades.
你知道吗？ Do you know it?
只知道需要四名玩家 Enough to know it takes four players.
四号女孩 Okay. Ah, honorary fourth girl.
-你好 -嗨 - Hola. - Hi.
行吧 我们不遵守传统 Okay, so we're going untraditional.
-嗯哼 -那谁是三号玩家？ - Mm-hmm. - Well, who's the third?
嗨 鲁比 Hi, Ruby.
你好 吉娜 Oh, hi. Hi. Gina.
开始我们的女生之夜吧 Let the girls' night begin.
据说这张面膜保湿效果很好 Okay, now this one says it's nice and moisturizing.
闻着像棉花糖 Mmm, it smells like cotton candy.
是吗？ 很好 I know, right? It's good.
-感觉不错 -不错 是吧？ - Feels good. - Good, right?
-对 -好了 轮到你了 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, you're next!
别 我不贴面膜 No, I'm not wearing any of those.
什么？ What?
你们看着像是在演恐怖片 You all look like you are in a horror movie.
我不要这样 Okay? No.
我们要不要玩黑桃牌？ Okay, so are we playing Spades or not?
可以呀 只是这不算 I mean, we could, it's just it's not
一种传统的女生之夜活动 a traditional girls' night activity.
没错 Mm-hmm.
恐怖片才算是女生之夜活动 Now, horror films are totally girls' night.
我们可以观看一部恐怖片 We could watch a slasher.
我没有电视 I don't have a TV.
但请给她们一次机会 埃琳娜
这些都很无聊 塞贡多 我早就超过十五岁了
没错 我也不是女的 但你要玩这场游戏
好吧 Okay, fine.
我还有其他选择吗？ What are my other options?
在我那个年代 我们会谈论 Well, in my day, we'd talk about
我们对哪些男孩犯花痴 what boys we had crushes on.
也可以是女孩 Or girls.
那时候可不是 Well, not back then.
但现在 也可以 But, I mean, now, I don't see why not.
埃琳娜 她没空谈恋爱 Elena, she doesn't have time for love.
我不太清楚 Well, I don't know.
但我看到她有和贾维尔眉来眼去 I've seen some glances between her and Javier.
-和贾维尔？ -嗯 - And Javier? - Mm-hmm.
没有 No, no, no!
我没对他放过电 也没迷恋过他 好吗？ No looks and no crushes, okay? No.
没对他放过电 也没迷恋过他 我懂了 No looks, no crushes. Got it.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
这么说 在你未婚夫詹姆斯之后 你就没找过其他人了？ So there's been no one since your fiancé James?
在梦幻岛上 You know, this place
谁都没有时间和空间 doesn't leave room for anybody
可以花费在其他人身上 or time for other people.
我的伯祖父 他把他的整个生命 And my great uncle, he dedicated his entire being
都献给了梦幻岛 现在轮到我了 to this island, and now that's my job.
嗯 Hmm.
-但你想他吗？ -我的伯祖父？ - But you miss him, though? - My great uncle?
我当然想他啦 他是个充满智慧的人 Yeah, of course. He was a very wise man.
不 我说的是詹姆斯 No, James.
想啊 每天都想 Yeah. Every day.
埃琳娜 Elena,
你刚就说了些女生间的话 you just girl-talked!
-是吗？ -你做的不错 - I did? - Well done.
嗯 Yeah!
酒保倒了一大杯酒 Bartender had a heavy pour.
-是啊 -我抓到你了 亲爱的 - Yeah. - I got you, honey.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
贱人 Bitch.
-妮特 等等 -你怎么回事？ - Netty, wait. - What's wrong with you?
我们刚看到你从特里斯坦的房间出来 We just saw you coming out of Tristan's room.
-怎么回事？ -不不不 妮特 What-- - No. No, no, no, Netty--
我在经历了人生的大起大落之后 After all I've been through,
终于找到了微小的幸福 I finally find a teeny bit of happiness,
你为什么要故意伤害我？ and why are you deliberately trying to hurt me?
妮特 拜托 你能不能不要把什么是都往自己身上想？ Netty, please, can you just entertain the concept that not everything is about you?
妮特 你应该听她说完 Oh, oh, Netty, you should hear her out.
-这很重要 -不 我受够了 - This is important. - No, I'm done.
女士们 晚上好 Ladies, good evening.
我很遗憾地通知你们 I regret to inform you
我们有一项“晚上九点以后不许打架”的规定 that we have a "no fighting after 9:00 p.m." policy.
很好 我要去睡觉了 That's fine. I'm going to bed.
恐怕不行 请站住 No, not yet, I'm afraid. Stand there, please.
谢谢 Thank you.
看到你们这样真让人感到惋惜 It's a shame to see you like this
你们彼此相处的时间只剩一点点了 when you have so little time left with each other.
你这话什么意思？ What do you mean?
这他妈的是怎么回事？ What the hell is this?
罗克？ Roarke?
她说过我们彼此相处的时间只剩一点点了 She said that we only have a little bit of time with each other.
你们觉得棺材里躺着的人是我们中的一个吗？ Do you think that's one of us?
是我 是我 对吧？ It's me. It's me, isn't it?
-你为什么会这么想？ -打开它 - Why would you think that? - Just open it.
去把它打开 Go open it.
妮特 搭把手 Netty, come help.
你说过你需要休息 Well, you said you wanted rest.
是我 但我还年轻 It's me. I'm still young.
那是我吗？ Is that me?
我看着怪怪的 为啥我看着这么怪？ I look weird. Why do I look so weird?
似乎你这个自我实现的典型代表 Seems the poster child for self-actualization
体积膨胀得很厉害 went a little overboard on the filler.
我想知道那个外科医生在哪 Gee, I wonder who the surgeon was.
看 你和保罗在一起 Oh, look, you're with Paul.
似乎想要得到你另一半之外的男人的肯定并不像看着那么容易 Seems defining yourself by someone other than the man you're with isn't as easy as it seems.
我不会那样做的 I don't do that.
我们可能只是同道过来的 We probably just came together.
你们看起来挺亲密的 Looks pretty cozy to me.
这总比和我的猫一起孤独死去好多了 Well, it beats dying alone with my cat.
至少我的猫没有和住在船屋上的婊子上过床 At least my cat isn't sleeping with a skank who lives on a houseboat.
闭嘴 Just shut up!
我死了 I'm dead!
你俩一直吵个不停 You guys can't stop arguing for five seconds.
你们从高中开始就像这样了 It's been like this since high school.
我不想再当你们的调停人了 I'm tired of being your mediator.
现在 你俩自己解决问题 You two are your own problem now.
我不能待在这儿 I can't be here.
那是真的吗？ Was that real?
-目前来说 是真的 -那就改变它 - As of this moment, yeah. - Well, change it.
我不能让我的孩子们失去母亲 I can't leave my kids without a mom.
我也不想死 求求你了 And I don't want to die. Okay, please.
-要我做什么事都行 -这不是我能决定的 玛戈特 - I will do anything. - It's not up to me, Margot.
记住 我只是布好棋局 Remember, I just lay the chessboard.
你的命运取决于你自己 Your fate is entirely in your hands.
你来幻想岛是为了好好休息一下 You came to Fantasy Island looking for the time and the space to rest,
然而你却没有这样做 and you're barely taking advantage of that.
-我的朋友需要我 -是吗？ - Well, my friends needed me. - Did they?
没错 从高中开始一直都是这样 Yes, yes. They have since high school.
你可以不插手她们的事 And if you were to just leave them alone
关心一下你自己的事 and take care of your own needs for a while,
你到底在害怕些什么？ what are you afraid would happen?
我不知道 但她们会决裂的 I don't know, but they would implode.
你觉得你有义务去阻止这样的事发生吗？ And you feel that way about every single obligation in your life?
也许吧 Maybe.
我是怎么死的？ How do I die?
我不太清楚 I don't know exactly.
我想是你忽视了你自己 I assume that you neglect yourself
只想着让别人开心 in order to make other people happy,
这也算是一种美德吧 which is a-- it's a lovely characteristic.
直到它变质了 Until it isn't.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道这首歌 Mm-hmm, I know this one.
我喜欢在音乐方面见多识广的女孩 Oh, I like a girl with a sophisticated taste in music.
我在一个音乐世家长大 Well, I grew up in a musical family,
那你呢？ so--but how about you?
我想我只是个老古董 I'm just an old soul, I guess.
现在 他们不再写这样的音乐了 Now, they don't make them like this anymore.
嗯 Mm-mm.
你觉得我刚才打听詹姆斯的事 埃琳娜会难过吗？ You know, do you think I upset Elena before, you know, asking about James?
她没问题的 She can handle it.
我和埃琳娜相识已久 You know, I've known Elena for a long time,
你能留在这儿 真的是帮了她一个大忙 and you being here has been really good for her.
-真的吗？ -真的 - Really? - Yeah.
她叫我来参加女生之夜 You know, when she called me up to come here for girls' night,
我还以为她在耍我呢 I thought she was messing with me.
实话说 我没想到她会同意 You know, I didn't think she would agree to it, honestly.
我就是这个意思 That's what I mean.
你在很大程度上改变了她 鲁比 You've been a great influence on her, Ruby,
也改变了我们所有人 and on all of us.
谢谢 Thank you.
那你现在想干啥？ So what do you want to do now?
我们可以把塞贡多的手放进热水里 We could put Segundo's hand in a bowl of warm water.
听着很诱人 As tempting as that is,
我想继续跳舞 I'd like to keep dancing.
要是你也想的话 I mean, if you do.
你为何认为棺材里的人是你？ Why did you think it was you in the casket?
还是别提了吧 Forget it.
出了什么事吗？ Is there something wrong?
这就是你想换一个身体的原因吗？ Is that why you wanted a different body?
我想它又来了 I thought it came back.
什么又来了？ Thought what came back?
妮特 我去见特里斯坦 Netty, I didn't go see Tristan
不是因为我想和他上床 because I wanted to sleep with him.
我是希望他能帮帮我 I was hoping he could help me.
帮你什么？ Help you with what?
我得了癌症 妮特 I had cancer, Nette.
你得了癌症？ You had cancer?
什么时候? 你没事吧？ When? Are you okay?
你为啥现在才说？ Why am I just hearing about this now?
我没事 No, I'm fine.
医生通过手术治好了它 They caught it with surgery,
只是医生在术后修复环节搞砸了 except they screwed up on the reconstruction part,
现在 我需要再做几次手术 and now I need more surgery.
我曾尝试过和你说 I tried to tell you, though. I did.
但当时 你正在忙离婚的事 But you were going through your divorce when we talked,
你不让我有机会说出口 and you never let me get a word in.
所以说 你就没告诉我你得了癌症？ So you didn't tell me you had cancer?
我试过了 I tried.
你怎么不按着我的肩 对我大声说呢？ Well, how about grabbing me by the shoulders and screaming it in my face?
我知道我很自恋 但我可是你最要好的朋友啊 I know I'm self-obsessed, Cam, but I'm your best friend.
妮特 我只是不想让你怜悯我 Netty, I just didn't want you to pity me.
你已经把我想作是 You already think of me
一个孤独无爱的猫咪女士 as the lonely, loveless cat lady.
我不能忍受被当作一个孤独无爱的猫咪女士 I couldn't handle being the lonely, loveless cat lady
还患有乳腺癌 with breast cancer on top of it.
卡米 在我看来你不是这样的 Oh, Cam, that is so not how I see you.
说起孤独和无爱 I know, talk about lonely and loveless.
我让我的生活看似很完美 I made my life seem perfect,
但请相信我 蜜月早在几年前就结束了 but trust me, the honeymoon was over years ago.
你不知道我有多嫉妒你 You have no idea, do you, how jealous I have always been of you?
什么？ 别啦 What? Come on.
卡米 你很有魅力 很漂亮 Cam, you are magnetic. You are beautiful.
你有自己的生活方式 You live life on your own terms.
你可以自由追寻自己想要的一切 You see something you want, and you go get it.
你说得对 我需要一个男人来肯定我 You were right when you said that I need a man to define me.
而且 我都五十岁了 And I'm 50 years old.
却还不清楚我想成为怎样的人 我想要的是什么 I have no idea what I want or who I am,
这绝对很可怕 and that's absolutely terrifying.
这就是我心碎的原因 And that's why this whole thing breaks my heart
因为你实在是太棒了 because the real you is so awesome.
一想到你需要这具身体使你快乐 我就会来气 And it makes me angry to think that you need this body to be happy.
妮特 你还记得你发现保罗出轨时的感受吗？ Netty, do you remember how you felt when you found out about Paul's affair?
记得 我想忘掉 但愤怒和背叛 Yeah, I'd like to forget, but yeah, angry, betrayed.
对 这就是我对自己现在身体的感受 Yeah, that's how I feel about my body now.
我有过美好生活 I had this great life.
但我的身体背叛了我 And my body betrayed me.
我就想脱离出来 And I just wanted out.
你想脱离你的身体？ You wanted to divorce your body?
这种想法只有过几天 I did. Yeah, just for a few days.
我只想再次感受我完整的身体 I just wanted to feel whole again.
我想我的乳房 And I miss my boobs.
-你的乳房挺不错的 -是啊 - They were great boobs. - They really were.
我很高兴我们没有失去你 卡米 I'm just so glad we didn't lose you, Cam.
不敢想象失去你我该怎么活下去 I don't want to grow old without you.
我也是 Me neither.
我真的很爱你 I love you so much.
我也爱你 I love you too.
对 你好 Yes, hi.
我想预约一下施瓦茨医生 I would like to make an appointment with Dr. Schwartz.
越快越好 拜托了 As soon as possible, please.
克莱尔 我是玛戈特·谢尔 好的 Claire, it's Margot Shear. Good.
能不能把你吹捧的那个女训练营养师的电话号码给我 I was wondering if I could get the number of that trainer-nutritionist woman you were raving about.
加里 是我 Gary, it's me.
我给你发了一篇文章 你好好读读 I'm sending you an article. Read it.
文章是关于育儿的精神负担 It's about the mental load of parenting.
我要你负担起一半的责任 I'm gonna need you to pick up 50% of this.
具体哪些你可以选 You can choose which half, but it's happening.
琼 我是玛戈特 June, this is Margot.
我需要一个助手 这事没得商量 I'm gonna need an assistant, and this is not a negotiation.
否则我就辞职 Assistant or I quit.
设置提醒：把自己放首位 Set reminder. Put yourself first.
对不起 爱你的 妮特和卡米
-你回来了 -还在这儿等你 - You're back. - And here to stay.
你也一样 Just like you. Oh.
我不想再看到你躺在棺材里了 I don't want to see you in a coffin again.
-行 -抱歉 - Okay. - I'm sorry.
- 我俩都是自私自利的混蛋 -糟糕到了极点 - We were selfish jerks. - Horrid. Awful.
不体谅他人 还以自我为中心 Inconsiderate and self-centered.
这才是我需要的叫醒服务 Guys, it was the wakeup call I needed.
我们还会经常这样做的 We're gonna do this more often.
-一年两次 -一言为定 - Twice a year. -Definitely.
你要让我们帮你 And you're gonna let us help you.
我们讨论过了 We talked about it,
我们每人每月都要帮你照看女孩们一个周末 and we're each gonna watch the girls a weekend a month.
太感谢你们了 Guys, that's a lot.
这对我的空巢综合症会有帮助 It'll help with my empty nest syndrome,
在我没有开始新的工作之前 when I'm not at my new job.
什么新工作？ What new job?
我要和梦幻岛上的女老板一起工作 I'm gonna intern with girl boss here.
我要弄清我想做什么 I'm gonna figure out what I want to do
以及我之后想要成为怎样的人 and who I want to be in this next chapter.
人生的下一章 我喜欢 Next chapter. I like that.
五十岁去寻找自我还来得及 50 is not too old to find yourself.
只要你有朋友 就还来得及 No, not when you have friends.
干杯 生日快乐 Cheers. Happy Birthday.
-生日快乐 -祝我们生日快乐 - Happy birthday! - Happy birthday to us!
-五十岁 -五十岁 - 50! - 50!
我为我在女生之夜的失约道歉 I apologize for bailing on girls' night,
我的道歉不针对你想我 not that you missed me.
你和吉娜玩的怎么样？ How did it go with Gina?
-很棒 -哦 - Oh, it was amazing! - Oh.
对 我们整晚都在跳舞 Yes, yes, we danced all night.
就这样? 你们整晚都在跳舞？ That's it? You danced all night?
还有有史以来最烂的美甲 Well, and the worst manicures ever.
怎么了？ What?
别的事呢？ So anything else?
-本来是可以的 -行 - Well, it could have been. - Okay.
但我胆怯退缩了 I think, but I kind of chickened out.
我告诉她我是已婚妇女 I told her I was married.
对 也不对 You are, and you're not.
但我还是这么觉得 你懂吗？ But I still feel like I am, you know?
-我懂 我懂 -我不知道 - I know, I know. - Ugh. I don't know.
我想我只是需要私下做些自己的事 I guess I just need to do things in my own time.
-我和贾维尔有过性行为 -哇 - I had sex with Javier. - Wow.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
你感觉怎样 ？ And how do you feel about that?
很好 Um, fine.
没错 Yeah.
你知道这里发生了什么 对吧？ You know what's happening here, right?
什么？ What?
我不想告诉你 Well, I hate to break it to you,
但谁让我们是朋友呢 but we're friends.
牢靠的朋友 Solid friends.
我想没错 I guess we are.