Hello
welcome to another episode of the daily social distancing show
I'm trevor noah
as always
Today is officially day 43 of us staying inside the house to try and prevent the spread of corona virus
Here's a really cool quarantine tip of the day
If you have q tips and a little bit of tape
you can give yourself a corona virus test at home
It's really easy
I think
like all you do is you take them together and then hold on a second
if you hold the one end
nevermind don't do that anyway
On tonight's episode
the big problem with government
small business loans
Michael COSTA takes us on a magical journey through his apartment
And my pence finds another form of protection
He doesn't agree with
Welcome to the daily social distancing show
From tremors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world
This is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah
Every day we're bombarded with so much negative news about corona virus that we can forget that there is still some sunshine out there
And all we need to do is look
So let's kick off the show with our ray of sunshine
Yeah
All right
First up
there's some promising news in the search for a vaccine
Oxford university has announced that thanks to a head start that they got from their years of research on the mers virus
they're covered
19 vaccine is already showing positive results and could be available as early as September
And guys
can I tell you something
I am so excited to get a vaccine
Like as soon as I get a vaccine
the first thing I'm gonna do is make plans with all of my friends that I have no intention of keeping
We
Have to do
Something that it's been too long
We gotta catch up
Are we doing this thing or not
' I'm already in
I've been in
Okay
i'll see you there
And then I send that last minute text saying
I can't make it
I switch off my phone
I stay at home
Yeah
I can't wait for the vaccine before you join me
In my excitement
there's something you should know so far
the vaccine has only worked on monkeys
And honestly
I don't know how to feel about that because it's our virus
But now we're testing it on them
Like
how would we feel if monkeys tested diseases on us like they did with AIDS
Here's something no one's thought of
If we test the vaccine
On monkeys
Monkeys could become immune to corona virus before us
Then they get to get haircuts and go bowling
And the next thing
you know
Planet of the age
But anyway
congratulations to oxford university on their potential vaccine breakthrough
Congratulations to the university of phoenix for their Discovery that you have to peel an orange before you eat it
Keep studying guys in other news
Every day we have to deal with the horrible consequences of this pandemic
It's taken away
Our freedom is taken away our social lives
and now it's even taken away people's pants
C BS and u p s say initially
the final leg of prescriptions journeys will be done by ground carriers
So people won't be getting their medication dropped out of the sky into their mailbox just yet
But the companies do say they will scale up the program if it is successful guys
Very cool
We love it
Thank you
Okay
If I wanted to get my news from a guy not wearing pants
i'll just go on the subway and what props to the other anchors were playing it
Cool
Although it would have been great if when they came back to the studio
one of those anchors was just like
thank you so much for that
William
I kind of expected that report to be a little longer
But this just goes to show that people are getting too comfortable working from home
Just because you're at home doesn't mean you're not at work people
And i'll be honest
I'm a little guilty of this myself
which I'm sure some of you noticed
If you paid attention to last night's show
donald trump
You look like an idiot
Have some self respect
All right
And finally
if you're sick of all the news being only about corona virus and wish we all had something else to talk about
Good news
Your wish just came true
If everything going on right now wasn't odd enough for you
take a look at this
The pentagon released in these videos of what they are calling unidentified aerial phenomena
They were filmed by some navy pilots for the last two decades
The pentagon says these videos are being released now
to quote
clear up any misconceptions after they were previously leaked
but that the objects remain unidentified
Okay
first of all
no second of hell
No house
The pentagon gonna choose now to tell us that there might be aliens just flying around
We got so much shit on our plate right now
Corona virus is happening
I've got to watch the last dance
Apparently I'm expected to wash both hands now and your thumbs thumbs
And let's be honest
if aliens arrived now that would totally suck because they'd land in the middle of times square and just be like
we're here to share our technology and all the secrets
Oh
I guess this planet is deserted
Let's go home
That monkey has a cool haircut now
because the pentagon has said there might be aliens
Some people are trying to come up with theories as to why they might be here
Some people think they wanna kill us
Some think they wanna save us
but we don't know
We don't know anything
What if the aliens get here
They're just like grating humans
We do not need anything on this planet
We just came back to fetch our pet door
Does you pet dodos
The dodos
Those were our PETS
So precious to us
Ah
can we give you chickens instead
Why would we want chickens
We might have killed all the dodos who would kill a dodo
that we don't even know why
We just
we just killed them
I assume you've seen John wick How this has to go
All right
that's it
For ray of sunshine
Let's jump into some headlines
Let's get the headlines off with news out of sweden
It's the Canada of europe
And unlike most countries in the world
sweden decided against a mandatory shut down
And instead they just told their citizens to be responsible and keep their distance
Now it appears that there have been upsides and down sides to this approach
On the downside
sweden has experienced all
Most trip
All the deaths of its neighboring countries who did impose lock downs
But on the upside
the swedish ambassador has now said that stockholm could achieve herd immunity by may
Yeah
and herd immunity is when so many people have immunity that the disease can't spread as easily anymore
It's sort of like when so many of your friends have watched a bad tv show that it spares you from having to feel the pain for yourself
And if sweden achieved herd immunity
I'm really gonna be happy for them
Although I will be honest
always makes me nervous to hear people refer to as a herd
because nothing good ever happens to a herd
It's usually
Get that herd
Into the slaughterhouse
It's never I have a bunch of Amazon gift cards for that heard
So sweden's plan is sure to set off a big philosophical debate
Should countries get slammed by corona virus quickly and then get it over with
Or should they try to spread out the pain over a longer period of time
In other words
is it better to be punched once by Mike tyson or punched 5000 times by Michael Sarah
In a
Away
a guy with a funny voice is hitting you
And I hope sweden is right
Every other country is wrong
because if they are right
then we can end the lockdown
finally get back to our normal lives
You don't like going out to dinner with our friends and get
I forgot
Oh
I have a thing that night
Sorry
guys
I gotta cancel
But let's move on
Because while sweden is experimenting with its unconventional strategy
we're learning more about president trump's unconventional strategy of completely ignoring the pandemic as it was brewing
Breaking overnight
the Washington post reports
U s Intelligence officials warned president trump about the corona virus threat and at least 12 classified briefings back in January and February
But the post reports
The president
quote
failed to register the threat
Yes
It's being reported that trump ignored 12 corona virus warnings in his daily Intelligence briefings
Honestly
I'm I'm not surprised I if they gave him the Information and briefing
he's not gonna get it
Because if you really want the president to pay attention
you've got to make that Information kid friendly
Then it sinks in
So what you're saying is the sick duck got all
the other duck is sick
And now that duck has just sit by itself
I get it shed duck
And finally
because trump has turned every press briefing into a joe biden campaign AD
you could be forgiven for not remembering that Mike pence
vice president and man from the crosswalk symbol
is technically in charge of the corona virus task team
Yesterday
when he was asked why America just got to the testing levels
he promised all the way back in early March
pence had a pretty unconvincing answer
Mister vice president
back in early March
you said we'd be at 4 million a test by the following week
We're just now got there in the last few days
So what have you learned about what went wrong Month and a half over the last month and a half
I appreciate the question
but it represents a a misunderstanding on your part
And frankly
the a lot of people in the public's part about the difference between having a test versus the ability to actually process the test
So
When you said 4 million past seven weeks ago
you were just talking about tests being sent out
not actually being being completed
I'm a little confused
John
I think they're precisely correct
Ah ah
I see what Mike pence is saying
You're supposed to just have the tests
not use them like a penis
Like what kind of excuse is that
My pen sounds like some kind of weird shitty dad
I promised you kids that we could go to disneyland not go inside disneyland
Now wave to go fit through the bars
Come on way that in wave
And another Mike pence news today the vice president toured the famous mayo clinic to meet with corona virus patients and doctors and it turns out he didn't wear a mask at the male clinic
which is totally against the rules
In fact
it seems like they told him to
And he said he didn't want to wear a mask
So I guess he was just like
it's okay
everybody
I don't believe in science
And dude
come on
What are you doing
Where a mom
Ask
we know you have one at home
We know what you've got
Mike
All right
That's it for the headlines
Let's get into the big story
Last month
congress passed the paycheck protection program
which set aside $342 billion to help small businesses through the pandemic shut down
Now
before most small businesses could get any help
That money disappeared faster than really giuliani and direct sunlight Because of this
congress has had to come back with a second round of funding with 310 additional billion dollars
But when it came time to hand it out
yesterday
things got off to another rocky start
This morning
millions of small businesses are still waiting for relief as delays
technical glitches and overwhelming demand caused the small business administration's portal to crash
Within minutes of relaunch ing the new loan funding programme
the SB a revealing twice as many people try to access the program on Monday than at any time during the first round of loans
Many lenders reported not being able to file applications for clients
because the computer system kept crashing
God damn it
Man
how come it seems like
The time the government builds a website
it crashes immediately
Like i've never had this problem with my website
pickles and socks dot com
And don't tell me it's because nobody wants to see photos of pickles wearing socks
It's adorable
I look at them
Look at that he's
Not supposed to be work
Ring that suck because he's a pickle
It's so funny
Now
look
Computer errors can be fixed
right
They probably just need to turn it off and turn it back on
Again
that never works
But there's a bigger problem with the ppp
It turns out that one reason small businesses haven't been able to get their money is because all the big businesses have been snapping it up
We've learned that in round one of the ppp
a whopping 870 million went to publicly traded companies
At least 75 companies that were helped are so big that they're publicly traded
and some had market values greater than $a hundred million
Some of the nation's largest restaurant chains are facing backlash shake shack
returning $10 million it received after public outcry
The los angeles Lakers organization is the latest not so small business to return a government loan
The team received more than 4.5 a million dollars in the first round of loans
Lakers are one of the n b a's most profitable franchise is worth more than $4 billion
Yeah
it turns out the companies who are getting a lot of the small business loan money are small in the same way that joe exotic is
Ill
I'll tell you about carole baskin
Let me tell you and how come I can't say the n word
even the los
Angeles Lakers got some of that small business money
And I don't care what anybody says
The Lakers do not need $4 million
Alright
The knicks need $4 million to bribe their fans to act like they don't see what's going on
Now
it is important to remember that although what these big companies did was shitty
it wasn't illegal
right
They saw a a chance to get money and they took it
which is what companies are always gonna do
Companies
no company
all how we all say that
No
we don't
My question is why didn't the government come up with regulations to make sure that the money for small businesses actually went to small businesses
It's like if you put down a bowl of food for a small dog
you have to get the big dog out of the room
Everyone knows that
right
If you just ask the big dog not to eat the food
the dogs gonna be like
i'll think about it
but I think better when I'm full
So let me just eat some of the food
And then i'll let you know
So you see
instead of keeping the big dogs out
the treasury department's just left the whole thing up to the banks
And then the banks did what the banks do
which is screw over the little guys for
Major banks are already facing a lawsuit alleging they prioritized bigger customers because those ppp loans yielded bigger fees for the banks
The program allows banks to prioritize existing customers
particularly those with large credit lines over small businesses or new applicants
Nearly 8500 of jp
Morgans private
Private and commercial bank customers who applied or assisted
By what some called
A concierge banking
If you have $25 million and you go to a large bank
the way that they're gonna get your account is with white glove service that your corner shop just is not going to have
And that means that you don't wait on hold
You don't go through a web portal that doesn't work
You call someone up who picks up the phone and scoots you to the front of the line
Yeah
You can't believe the loan decisions up to the banks
You can't let them take governments money and then decide who it goes to
Because unlike a government
a bank is a business
It's always gonna take care of its Top customers first
So big companies weren't waiting in line to get loans
They had direct access to the cash
It's the same wave anchor has direct access to trump
while eric has to call and set up an appointment
By the way
Eric
they're always busy
they will always be busy
So that's what went wrong with the first round of small business loans
And hopefully hopefully the treasury department's new rules for the second round of money will ensure that the loans go to the companies that actually need it the most
But there's another big aspect of the story that a lot of people are overlooking
many small businesses in America owned by women and black people
What many black owned and women owned
Businesses don't have preexisting relationships with banks
So if the banks didn't know you before corona virus
you're definitely not gonna be on their radar now
which is why experts fear that up to 90% of women and minority owned businesses could be shut out of the loan program
Now
I don't know how you fix this program overnight
But if you're a woman or a minority who owns a small business
I suggest you start practicing your jump shot
because that might be the only way you get some of this government cash
After the short break
Michael COSTA will give us a grand tour of his apartment
So stick around
we'll be right back
Welcome back to the daily social distancing show
Just because we're stuck in our homes doesn't mean that we can't enjoy traveling
We just have to redefine what traveling is
And that's exactly what Michael COSTA did
Hi
I'm Michael COSTA
Before the corona virus
I had convinced trevor to allow me to host a travel show through the Italian wine region
It was the perfect scheme to allow me to go balls deep into a sea of malou
Then we all went to shit
So now I'm stuck taking you on a journey through my apartment
Welcome to 2 d street
Apartment alarm code seventy nine seventy eight
Come on noise
Noise noise noise noise noise
My apartment is a beautiful land of two bedrooms and one bathroom world renowned for its natural light
It's high ceilings and it's access to nearby parks
which I can no longer visit
It was colonized in 2017 after I was evicted from my previous homeland for according to my parents being 36
But despite their ageism
I have moved on and now enjoy this apartment immensely
especially its culinary delights
Yeah
Here
Here in the centrally located kitchen
there are over three cereals to choose from
including oat bran
For when locals here are feeling a little irregular
When you're in the kitchen sample the national drink of my apartment home brewed come butcher which locals praise as not as disgusting as it looks
Yeah
In the middle of
This bustling
Marketplace is an ancient heating device
a word of
To visitors
Though keep
Away unless you really know what you do
' You're who is this far
They go
While you're here
be sure to visit the Michael COSTA museum of art and minor accomplishments located on a neoclassical ikea dresser
it holds my many prized treasures
like this autograph
regis philbin Christmas cd and behold
The crown jewel of the collection
a rare golden emmy
Although relentless critics
like my wife
point out that it's a regional emmy
That's fine
She can tear down others
So she feels better
even though it looks in ways exactly the same as a real any 6 pounds
12 ounces
Who's counting
Anyway
this apartment is also home to a world class wildlife preserve
Arrange your guided tour to take in these amazing animals like this exotic North American have an ease mini schnauzer rescue
Mix and
Here we have the pipe room
If you're a fan of pipes
you gotta check it out
It anytime you to get to the pipes
you go here
I
I don't know what any of this stuff does
Let's move on here
We have a window where
Why are those kids playing outside
Hey
kids
it's a global pandemic
Jesus christ
anybody force the rules anymore
When can I go outside
What day is it
Is there such thing as timing
as time
Have I ever truly been alive
Who am I should I give myself to see
Did I wish stover
Is it for you is my dog
my master my measure
I hope you enjoy the strange and wonderful land
That is Michael COSTA
Join me next week as we'll be exploring the bizarre sights
sounds and odors of my buildings hallway
Until then
I'm Michael COSTA
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Noise
Get tough this
Thanks for that COSTA
When we come back
my guest will be illinois senator tammy duckworth
So stick around
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Welcome back to the daily social distancing show
Earlier today
I got the chance to speak to illinois senator tammy duckworth
who serves on a bipartisan task force on reopening the economy
Check it out
Senator duckworth
thank you so much for taking the time to join us on the daily social distancing show
Hi
it's good to be on from afar
Yeah
from very far
let's talk about the interesting world that you are a part of
Right now
As a senator
you're part of some of the biggest decisions that America needs to make during this crucial time
you have to make those decisions by voting
I'm confused right now as to whether sentences are coming back into session or not coming into session
because it seems like there's a lot of contradictory Information
I I I I do you know what you're doing yet
We do not know what we're doing yet
I will tell you that we could pass this legislation by unanimous consent
That's how we passed The latest bill that just passed last week
as long as it's a bipartisan compromise and we all agree on it
we can actually pass it the unanimous consent
Nobody is objecting
It can actually pass without centers physically being in the room
We are on cause all day negotiating
I was on for zinc ores already today
only one of which was a preschool class and my five year old
But' we're after actively working every day
But the legislation doesn't actually physically require us to be there unless on the object and says we want people to physically cast a vote
Out right
Is there any reason anyone would have to want people to physically cost about during the time
I it feels like an unnecessary risk for so many sentences and their staff to be coming to DC to cost votes that they can be doing digital
Me an
So form
Right
With the votes can be done unanimously
So we have a couple of senators that there are senators from virginia
maryland
and the one the flooring can certainly
but actually
mitch mcconnell can crease dent The vote by unanimous consent
No one is there no one objects
and then it just passes
We just have what happened with kobe 3
5
We don't physically need to be there
It's really
I think a dog and pony show that mitch mcconnell is trying to put on by calling everybody back
And that's the best case scenario
the worst case scenario
He's trying to bring us all back to help pass unqualified judges to really stack the courts for this trump administration
Let's talk a little bit about the bill and its importance
It's rare that we see bipartisan anything from america's government these days
Why do you think everyone is behind this bull
And what do you think the importance of this bill is
What do you hope it will achieve
There are several things that I wanted to achieve
First
we need to get money to the hospitals
All these hospitals
these first respond as of folks on the front lines need the money to keep operating
I talked yesterday to 38 hospitals in illinois
rural hospitals
They're on the verge of collapse
They need the money in order to keep operating
serving their communities
We need to make sure that we get money into the system
For our small businesses
In illinois
95% of our employers are small businesses
They're drowning
The last bill that we pass
there are many of the big banks game the system and actually sent money to large corporations that didn't need it
In this version
We put guard rails around it
and we set aside money
$70 billion will go to small businesses in particular and small banks
very important in communities like the south side of chicago for minority owned businesses that desperately need this money just to survive
And then 3rd
we need to make sure that we able to reopen the economy and keep there to be an economy for us to reopen as we move forward
So let's take care of the first respond as
let's make sure there's testing that's make sure this money for our small businesses
That is something I think we can all agree on
Yeah
it really feels like more than ever
Um
Citizens need the protection that the government can afford them
because
We
And so many things about how the corona virus adversely affects communities
Um
You are senator representing illinois
Um
Chicago is one of the hottest hit cities
In America and
What we've also learned
And she
Cargo is
Is just like in many places
America
It is disproportionately affecting black and brown communities
where we're starting to see the adverse effects of the world that they lived in beforehand
being exacerbated by corona virus
Are there any
Laws or any legislation that anyone is proposing
that'll try and help those people specifically because it feels like a lot of laws get written almost with blinders on
But there comes a point when people say
do we fix the problem
or do we act like the problem isn't affecting some in a different way to others
Yeah
You put your finger right on a trevor
And it's something i've been working on for a while now
Last year I started the environmental justice a caucus in the senate because the black and brown communities in and around chicago
for example
are the ones that have disproportionate location of polluting industries
It's where these black market is
So where we put the industries that pollute the air and environment
We have skyrocketing rates of asthma among African American kids
In chicago
If you go from the loop in chicago and you go down 10 l stops
which is what we call a subway
The life expectancy dropped 20 years in 10 stops
That's just absolutely unacceptable
So we need to address these issues with the kobe in 19
Right now
African americans
for example
are 15% of our population in illinois
but they're 43% of the cases of kobe at 19
not just because of where they live on in the higher rates of illnesses that they have
but its lack of access to health care
And it's the job that they're holding
Their the janitors are the people working in the nursing homes
other people doing the really hard work
It keeps our society going
So I'm working on several issues
I've been working on environmental justice to make sure we clean up the the environment in a black and brown communities
And we give them the same rates of protection that we do for our more affluent suburbs
And then we also need to make sure that we protect those workers who are on the front lines
We can't forget about the folks are working in mcdonalds drive through right now
They need a living wage and we need to support them
We can't forget about the janitor who's cleaning the hospitals right now
This they need to be protected as well
Right
A group that definitely needs protection right now
not just for themselves
but
For the
The health of the economy in America
small businesses
We're
Talking about how this loan program was meant to invigorate small businesses and to keep them afloat during the corona virus shut down
But as you said
big businesses got the money because banks found a way to game the system
Now
I know the treasury has put in some guidelines for this next round of funding
but is there any gonna is there
Gonna be
Are there gonna be any
Ramifications like
Is
Is anyone going to ask questions about where the money went
who the money went to companies that didn't need the money gonna be forced to give the money back
How is that working
I am joining a group of senators in a letter requesting exactly that
Where did the money go
How did those people get the money
Was it just because they all had relationships with wells fargo and chase
Or whether I went through small community banks and then I wanna break it down by industry as well
So that we know that the money is going out across the board to lots of different industries
so that it's not just one industry that's getting just bulk of the money
And then in the 3
5 bil
we've actually put guidelines around it so that a lot of this money would go through small community banks and credit unions and the like two
those are more likely to lend to small businesses to mom and pop stores
That sort of thing In this next bill corbett
For that we're negotiating
We're making sure that we double down on that and I wanna go back and take a look and see how exactly that the trump administration distribute this money
Because I I I I' I I don't trust the department of treasury under the trump administration very much
unfortunately
I I wish I could
but I just worry that they're not doing things right there
favoring small businesses as opposed to much corporations
Let's talk a little bit about
Hum
The corona virus itself
We hear about task forces
We hear about teams that are working together
At one point
I heard you were part of a team
but I haven't seen you as part of that team
Again
I'm forgive me
but I don't understand
Are you part of the corona task force that is deciding when to reopen the economy
Yes
I am part of the task force to reopen the economy
Dick durbin and I are the two senators on the same state that are on d task force
It was a surprise to me because I wasn't even asked
I'm glad to be on it
I'm gonna be pushing hard to make sure that before we open the economy in any way
we have enough testing both for when are people positive
but also contact tracing and to make sure that we can open the economy
and I have to shut it back down again
How devastating would it be trouble if we just let her everybody out
And then suddenly we have another wave of coal bit positives
and then we have to shut back down
I think that would be worse for our economy that to move forward in a methodical way
Our task forces only met once
We have one phone call for an hour
45 minutes of that hour was spent with president trump
boasting on how great the testing was going in this country
How he had
we had conducted more tests in any other country and that other countries are calling us asking for us to give them tests
all of which are not true
And when asked how much how many tests do we need for the country
Those trump administration had no answers
On a separate call with vice president pence
we ask him the same thing
How many
This is a basic math problem
You need to know how many a tester we need to have
for example
Israel test their frontline health care workers
Every three days
You can do the basic math and figure out how many tests you need
And' they don't even know how many tests they have or how they projected to have them
And so it's very frustrating working with this administration
It's life is so hard to use the defense production act
And I'm actually writing new language right now to include pandemic response in the defense production act for testing supplies and p p e as well
Changing gears for a moment before I let you
Go you were the
A senator who made news for being the first senator to bring their child to work with them
It was inspiring and it was amazing because they were at work with your child
And now once again
you are at work with your child
but just both at home
Home and
Now you're at school with your child
It's been quite a journey for yourself and for your
Really being
The mother of two young kids
What has the hardest part of home schooling slash spending the full day with
And been
The hardest part is really I want to spend all my time with them
And home schooling
I think is probably the hardest part
I'm home schooling my daughter every day And I had great respect for her teachers before and our educators before
But right now I I I would kiss her teachers speak because I I am blown away by how hard our educators look and how tough it is
And so I'm trying to home school my daughter
But let me say something tremor
I I have a job
my job is paying his salary
I cannot imagine what it must be like
I I can't imagine
because my dad was in his fifties when he lost his job
And my family was on food stamps on him and we didn't have enough to eat
So there are a lot of families right now in this country that are hurting who need help
And that's what I'm focused on right now
It's tough home schooling my daughter
but there's no nowhere near as hard as the janitor who's gotta go with show up his cleanup a hospital
who doesn't have the ability to home school her child
Now her salary doesn't make ends meet and how she gonna get enough food for a family
So that's the family that I focus on my family and I will be fine
I'm just worried about the working families out there
Senator douglas
thank you so much for your time
And good luck with the home schooling
Thank you
Thank you so much for that
Senator duckworth
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Now
here it is your moment of zen
yeah
sure
And I'm also gonna confess I had a hair trim yesterday
Kind of a special deal
Yeah
friends of all this person
but I'm not commencing any names
She got her hairdresser to come in and open up her barbershop
The guy gave me a pretty good trim
Im sure