蟹餅 Crab cakes.
你的最愛 Your favorite.
馬丁內斯先生 打算賄賂我嗎 Trying to bribe me, Mr. Martinez?
這可不算賄賂 It' not a bribe.
只是一份熱餐 It's a hot meal.
五美元過一天 Five Dollar One Day
油炸鍋還是在漏 Fryer's still leaking.
你女朋友怎么樣了 How's your girlfriend?
他說他會修的 He said he was going to fix it.
我一直催他 I tell him,
但他把所有的責任都怪在我頭上 but he keeps blaming everything on me.
如果你把我們降級了 他會解雇我的 If you downgrade us, he's gonna fire me.
明天見 See you tomorrow.
弗林 Flynn.
他想見你 He wants to see you.
弗林 Flynn.
我可以先說幾句嗎 Can I just say something?
如果是關于蟹餅的 If this is about the crab cakes...
和那無關 It' not.
看來你的簡歷沒有提及 Seems your resume failed to mention
四年前你做了十一個月的牢 a certain 11 months in jail four years ago.
你在這里干的不錯 You've done a good job here.
但是我們要對大家的信任負責 But we have a responsibility to the public trust,
而你破壞了這種信任 and you broke that trust.
是的 I guess I did.
加利福尼亞州 洛杉磯
寄件人 奈特·里奇 弗林親啟
你在等人嗎 Are you expecting someone?
是啊 Yeah.
你想賄賂我嗎 Are you bribing me?
好吧 這算一點小賄賂 Well, yeah, okay. All right, it's a little bribe.
如果我有時間來解開罪行之謎 If I had the time to solve the mystery of your crime,
你知道我會的 you know I would.
如果我不得不塑造你機械設計的結構 If I had to shape the form of your mechanical design,
你知道我會的 you know I would.
天啊 你在對我做什么 Oh, my God. What are you doing to me?
你不能放這首歌 You can't play this song.
不要和我說你不喜歡這歌 Don't tell me you don't like this song.
關掉吧 Turn it off.
真的嗎 Really?
關掉 Turn it off.
好吧 All right.
不要搬走 Don't move out.
我已經搬走了 I already moved out.
-求你了 -拿著這些鑰匙 - Please. - Take the keys.
不 我不需要這些鑰匙 No, I don't need the keys.
我另外有套備用的 你留著吧 I have another copy of them. You can keep them.
兩年了 你知道我了解了你什么嗎 After two years, you know what I know about you?
我知道你的兩件事 I know two things about you:
你為了防塵?吃類固醇 You take steroids for dust mites.
這是因為我過敏 It' for my allergies.
還有你睡覺的時候磨牙 And you grind your teeth when you sleep.
這就是你頭痛的原因 That's why you get headaches.
那 那不是 That is... that is not...
那不是真的 that's not true.
我了解我的 那不是真的 You know me. That's not true.
我告訴過你很多事情 I've told you tons of stuff.
-奈特打過電話來了 -我告訴過你 - Nat called. - I told you...
他說他是你父親 He said he's your father.
對個死人來說 他還真健談 He's pretty chatty for a dead man.
我從沒說過他死了 I never said he was dead.
你說了 Yes, you did.
好吧 對我來說他是死了 所以 Well, he's dead to me, so...
連你的名字都不叫弗林 Your name's not even Flynn.
不是的 Yes, it is.
好吧 弗林是我的姓 All right, Flynn's my last name.
瑪姬 我不知道他和你說了 Maggie, I don't know what kind of
什么愚蠢的事情 stupid stories he's been telling you,
但不管是什么 都對我們兩個沒影響 but whatever it is, it's got nothing to do with us.
這就是他 他很惡毒 It' him. He's toxic.
他想要什么呢 What did he want?
他打電話想要借錢嗎 收錢是嗎 He called to borrow money, right, collect?
我打賭他真的也很有魅力 I bet he was real charming too.
這就是他的工作 That's how he works.
他把你拖下水 He pulls you in.
讓你覺得愧疚 He makes you feel sorry for him.
在你弄明白之前 他已經得手了 And before you know it, he's in your pocket.
不要這樣說他 Don't talk about him like that.
什么 What?
里奇 他打電話來說他就快死了 He called to say he was dying, Richie.
他不是要死了 還有不要叫我里奇 He isn't dying, and don't call me Richie.
如果他不是要死了 那干嘛這么說 Why would he say he's dying if he isn't dying?
因為他只會這一招 Because it's the only card he has left to play.
你不明白 You don't understand.
他不是要死了 He isn't dying.
他在說謊 He's lying.
有其父必有其子 Like father, like son.
我要見你一面 務必前來 附上航空禮券 Nat留
新澤西州 大西洋城 Atlantic City New Jersey
我要那個船 I'll take the boat.
弗林 Flynn.
見到你真好 It's good to see you.
歡迎來到我的城堡 So welcome to my casbah.
這給你 Here.
你喜歡船 You like boats.
我教過你開船 是嗎 I taught you to motor a boat. Yes?
沒有 No.
當然教過 在港口 Of course, out on the harbor.
是艾爾叔叔教的 That was Uncle Al.
艾爾那時候在里克爾斯島上做拆車生意 Al was in Rikers on that chop shop deal.
不 是艾爾教的 No, it was Al.
你說的對 You're right.
-看上去你沒病啊 -謝謝 - You don't look sick. - Thank you.
-你現在收聽的是... -稍等 - You're listening to... - One second.
音樂 新澤西家庭有機會獲得贈票 WNJ, New Jersey's home to the ticket giveaway.
第一個打通電話的 The first caller who gets through
將得到兩張已售罄的五十美分演唱會門票 will win two tickets to the sold-out 50 Cent concert.
第一個打通電話的要說 我愛音樂 Going to the first caller to say, "I love WNJ."
你好 你已經在線了 Caller, you're on the air.
我是奈特·桑托斯 我愛音樂 This is Nat Santos, and I love WNJ.
恭喜你 奈特 Congratulations, Nat.
你贏得了兩張五十美分的門票 You just won two tickets to the sold-out 50 Cent concert.
別掛電話 我們將記錄你的信息 Hold on. We'll get your info.
恭喜 Congratulations.
可以說下你收件的姓名和地址嗎 Can we get your name and where to send the tickets?
好的 奈特·桑托斯 Yes, Nat Santos,
大西洋城 郵政信箱九八一 P.O. Box 981 , Atlantic City.
-謝謝 -謝謝你 - Thank you. - Thank you.
桑托斯是什么 Santos, huh?
這是我的別名之一 It's one of my aliases.
他們會限制 They have restrictions
你打電話的次數 on how many times you can call in.
別搖頭 Don't shake your head.
知道我把這些票用來干嘛嗎 Know what I can scalp these tickets for?
這能可以抵上我一個月的開銷 Cut my overhead for a month.
所以你現在就天天坐在這 So you sit here all day
想著從收音機里得到免費贈品嗎 trying to win freebies off the radio now?
你什么時候知道我沒事就坐著呢 When did you know me to sit around?
我有事情做的 你怎么樣 I got things to do. How about you?
還是中規中矩嗎 Still behaving yourself?
是啊 我就是這樣 Yeah, I'm trying.
第一個打通電話并說對這個樂隊 Two tickets going out to the first caller
名字的將得到兩張票 who can correctly identify this band.
杜蘭杜蘭 Duran Duran.
-斯潘多芭蕾 -是杜蘭杜蘭 - Spandau Ballet. - Duran Duran.
斯潘多芭蕾 Spandau Ballet.
是斯潘多芭蕾嗎 Is it Spandau Ballet?
對了 就是斯潘多芭蕾 Spandau Ballet is correct.
你贏得得了兩張票去 You just won two tickets to the--
你是對的 You're right.
我在這做什么呢 奈特 What am I doing here, Nat?
我記不清你最后一次叫我爸是什么時候了 I can't remember the last time you called me Dad.
你告訴我你快死了 You told me you were dying.
你看起來很健康 You're obviously fine.
那你要我來做什么呢 So what is it you need me for?
想要我幫你在老年俱樂部出老千嗎 Want me to help you rig a bingo game at a golden age club?
那樣說就太過分了 That's so mean.
我已經不賭了 I don't do bingo anymore.
什么時候開始的呢 Since when?
自從 Since...
你離開后 you get out.
我腦子里有個爛雞蛋 I got a rotten egg inside my head.
那是個腫瘤 It' a tumor.
惡性的 不能動手術 還在增大 Malignant, inoperable, and growing.
腫瘤在腦枕葉前的 It's preoccipital,
都是醫學的胡言亂語 is the medical mumbo jumbo.
抱歉 Sorry.
我也有錯 Me too.
餓了嗎 You hungry?
我想喝杯咖啡 I could use a cup of coffee.
走吧 Let's go.
這些日子你都在忙什么呢 So what are you up to these days?
工作嗎 Are you working?
恩 我是衛生檢查官 Yeah, I'm a health inspector.
真的啊 Really?
做的順心嗎 具體做什么 Is that good? How do you do that?
我的職責就是確保 Well, I'm the guy who makes sure
你去餐廳吃飯的時候 there's no mouse turds in your salad
色拉里沒老鼠屎 when you go to a restaurant.
不錯啊 That's good.
什么 這就是咖啡嗎 What? This is the coffee?
是啊 Yeah.
請自便 Help yourself.
我需要你開車帶我去新墨西哥州 I need you to drive me to New Mexico.
那里有個治療所 There's a treatment down there,
有種類似實驗性的整體療法 some kind of experimental holistic thing.
他們把你浸在泥里唱頌歌 They dunk you in mud, do chanting.
具體也不是很清楚 I don't know.
他們需要志愿者 我得到了免費的治療機會 They need volunteers, so I get a freebie.
可能那只是浪費時間 Maybe it's a waste of time,
但我想放手一搏 but I figure, what the heck?
不會超過一星期的 最多了 Won't take more than a week, tops.
一星期嗎 A week?
你說真的嗎 Are you serious?
-是啊 -我不想帶你去 - Yeah. - I'm not taking you.
為什么你不自己開車去呢 Why can't you drive yourself?
自己開車嗎 Drive myself?
腦子里的東西影響了我的視力 This thing's messing with my vision.
為什么你不叫其他人幫忙呢 Why can't you get somebody else?
你不會沒有其他朋友吧 Don't you have any friends?
沒有我不欠他錢的朋友 None that I don't owe money to.
那么坐飛機去 反正你贏了那些禮券 So take a plane. You got all those vouchers.
為什么不用掉呢 Why don't you use them?
醫生說海拔太高對我大腦不好 Doctor says altitude's bad also for my brain.
大腦會腫脹 Makes for swelling.
這里轉彎 Turn in here.
我想給你看些東西 I want to show you something.
-嗨 奈特 -馬蒂 - Hey, Nat. - Marty.
這是我兒子 Meet my son.
太激動人心了 What a thrill.
很高興見到你 Nice to meet you.
馬蒂一直把這個東西放在他的保濕器里 Marty's been storing it for me in his humidor.
可以保持柔軟度 It keeps it soft.
這就是了 穿上看看 Here, try it on.
你認為這東西值多少 What do you think it's worth?
我不知道 I don't know.
猜一下 Take a guess.
一文不值 Nothing.
這是《大逃亡》里的史蒂夫·麥奎因穿過的 This is one of four jackets worn by Steve McQueen
四件夾克之一 in The Great Escape.
你哪弄來的 Where'd you get this?
伯特·克魯格的 Bert Kruger.
你可能不記得他了 You probably don't remember him.
在你小時候他有個汽車銷售店 He had car dealerships when you were a kid.
-是克魯格車業 -不是的 - Kruger Motors. - No.
你媽在那工作過 Your mother worked there.
不管怎樣 他在一次慈善抽獎里贏了這夾克 Anyway, he won the jacket in some charity raffle.
他把這個送給了你媽 He gave it to your mother.
在我們離婚時她把它留下了 She left it behind when we broke up.
我本想賣掉它 但后來我一想 I was going to sell it, but then I thought,
不 我要把它留給弗林 "No, i keep it for Flynny.
如果他愿意 我死后他可以把它賣了 If he wants, after I die, he can sell it."
這是儲藏金 It's a nest egg.
這是賄賂 It's a bribe.
這只是件夾克 It's a jacket.
很有型的一件 A nice jacket.
你穿著不錯啊 你覺得呢 Looks good on you, don't you think?
謝謝 馬蒂 Thanks, Marty.
我得知道 你愿意做我的司機嗎 I have to know, are you my wheel man or what?
天啊 Jeez.
你真是把我想的太好了 You know, you're really putting me on the spot here.
我有工作要做 I mean, I got a job.
我得履行義務 I got commitments.
我只帶來了一個晚上的行李 I only brought an overnight bag.
其實 我不想你去工作 The fact is, I don't want you to do this.
我想讓你做我司機 I need you to this.
這樣會讓我們變得親密 I need to make things copasetic between us.
我知道我這個父親做的不稱職 I know I've been a terrible father.
我無法否認 It' not a thing I can ignore.
有時候 沒什么特別的原因 Sometimes, for no particular reason,
生活總會逆境不斷 把你擊倒 life hauls off and knocks you flat,
你狠狠的摔倒在地 slams you so hard against the ground,
覺得自己的內心都被震碎了 you think that all your insides are busted.
但如果你想找東西來填補這些碎片 But if you look for something to replace what's broken,
如果夠幸運的話 你會找到的 if you're lucky, you can find it.
你就是我的一切 You're all I have.
你真得腦瘤了嗎 You really got a brain tumor?
你覺得我會拿腦瘤開玩笑嗎 You think I'd kid around about a tumor?
我是這樣想的 I do.
行了吧 Come on.
你就答應吧 Just say yes.
好吧 All right.
-好吧 -就是你了 - All right. - You're the one.
好吧 All right.
你是純凈的 純凈的火焰 You're pure, pure flame.
我會載你去的 I'll drive you.
血濃于水 Blood is thick.
好吧 好吧 All right. All right.
-知道我在說什么嗎 -管好你自己 - Know what I'm saying? - You behave.
那些膠粘板簡直惡心死了 And these glue traps are just plain gross.
高科技應運而生 High technology arrives with the push...
你現在所做的就是嘗試著遺忘 Thing you do now is try and forget it.
怎么做呢 爸爸 How, Pa?
你要怎么忘記那種事呢 How you gonna forget something like that?
我想說的是 What I'm trying to say is,
有時候 now and then,
往往沒有什么理由 for no good reason a man can figure out,
生活就那樣 life will just...
總會逆境不斷 把你擊倒 haul off and knock him flat,
你狠狠的摔倒在地 slam him again.
地面那么硬 The ground's so hard,
覺得自己的內心都被震碎了 it seems like all his insides is busted.
然后你開始在四周尋找些好東西 And you start looking around for something good
來填補這些裂痕 to take the place of the bad.
一般情況下 你還是能夠找到的 As a general rule, you can find it.
看樣子你都打包好了 Think you packed enough?
是不是挺酷的 Cool, no?
航空公司的新規定 New regulations at the airlines say,
你有六十天的時間來領取無人認領的行李 you got 60 days to pick up unclaimed baggage.
超過這期限之后 After that...
那就是我們的了 you belong to me.
這可是好貨 This is the good stuff.
路易·威登呢 Louis Vuitton.
你都不會感到愧疚 You're not going to be sorry.
我把事情完全搞定了 I got this so totally worked out.
你不用從你口袋里挖一分錢 And you don't have to dip in your pocket for a thing,
什么小錢都不用花 完全免費 zip, zilch, not a crouton.
這趟旅行算我的 This trip's on me,
甚至最后的枕邊巧克力也算我的 ever last pillow chocolate.
聽起來真不錯 That is good news.
當然了 Of course.
我訂了五星級的酒店 I got us set up in five-star places.
等著看吧 Wait'll you see.
你肯定會震驚的 You're going to be shocked and awed.
出發啦 Let's go.
你把車停在哪一區了 What ZIP code did you park in?
找到我們的車了 Oh, here's our ride.
你搞什么啊 Are you shittin' me?
全年免費的輪胎和汽油 Free wheels and gas for a year.
我要做的就是每個月開一千英里 All I have to do is drive 1,000 miles a month.
沒門 No way.
不要 不要 不要 No, no, no.
為什么不呢 Why not?
不 我才不要坐進去 No, I'm not getting in there.
我不要開這玩意 I'm not getting in that.
別裝了 Don't be a snob.
不要 No.
你知道嗎 You know what?
你完全瘋了 You are completely insane.
-你快走吧 -正準備走呢 走了 - You're gone. - Going, going, gone.
上車 Get in the car.
別 別把那玩意放在那里 Don't... don't put that there.
放到邊上去 Put that over here.
別掛那玩意兒 臭死了 No, don't put that on. That stinks.
你的瑪姬怎么樣了 What about your Maggie?
你們是認真的嗎 Is it serious?
因為她接了你的電話 'Cause she's answering your telephone.
確實是 It is.
不要重蹈我的覆轍 Don't do what I did.
別讓好女人溜走了 Don't let go of something special,
根據我的經驗 機會只有一次 'cause, in my experience, it comes along once.
好吧 謝謝你的建議 Okay. Thanks for the advice.
她甩的你吧 She dumped you, right?
沒錯 我就是神通廣大 Yeah, I'm psychic.
從這拐彎 Turn in here.
我們要停一下 We need to make a stop.
怎么 你要尿尿嗎 What, you got to take a piss?
不 右轉 我有個驚喜 No, make a right. I got a surprise.
右轉就是了 Just make a right.
什么樣的驚喜 What kind of surprise?
我們還沒走多遠呢 We just got on the road.
我感覺正好呢 I was feeling good.
理發美甲店
小小的修整打扮一下 再重新上路 Little trim, a spruce-up, get back on the highway.
我不需要休息 I don't need a little trim.
我向你保證 這的妞兒可正點了 I promise you, these women are good,
而且一毛錢都不用花 and it's not going to cost a dime.
到底怎么回事 What the heck?
她們沒有執照嗎 無所謂 They don't have their license? Big deal.
她們的手法專業就行了 They're about to be very good at what they do.
搞定了 There you go.
奈特是我們最喜歡的客人之一 Yeah, Nat is one of our favorites.
-他什么都愿意試 -是嗎 - He's up for anything. - Oh, yeah?
去年夏天我幫他弄了個印第安發型 He let me put his hair in a Mohawk last summer.
不是吧 No.
我打賭有這么個爸 你童年肯定很多樂趣 I bet it was great growing up with a dad like that.
是啊 Yeah.
如果不是為了你爸 You know, if it wasn't for Nat,
我是不會來這里的 I wouldn't be here.
培訓費太貴了 Tuition's real pricey.
什么 他替你付了培訓費嗎 What, he paid your tuition?
也不全是 Not exactly.
但你爸認識一個人 But he knew a guy
他的老婆懷不上孩子 whose wife was having a hard time getting knocked up,
于是你爸想到了我 你懂我意思吧 so your dad thought of me, if you know what I mean.
我不敢問下去了 I'm afraid to ask.
他賣了我的卵子 He sold my eggs.
剩下的錢還夠我買一輛新車呢 Got me enough for a new car too.
是的 奈特太厲害了 Yep, Nat's the bomb.
雪莉 看看你都做了什么 Sherry, what have you done?
好多了 So much better.
你喜歡這發型嗎 You like it?
當然了 Yeah, yeah.
小費 Tips.
全是優質的服務 All around excellent service.
免費享用30分鐘 好好享受吧 30 free minutes. Enjoy.
謝謝 Thank you.
太喜歡你了 I'm crazy about you.
好的 Okay.
不錯吧 Good?
他們是不是只會剪一種發型啊 They only do one haircut here, huh?
我早知道你的頭發夠蓬松 I always knew you had big hair.
這些妞兒 她們替我打理好一切 Women, they take care of everything for me.
她們是我的圣徒 They're saints.
弗林 Flynn.
拍的不錯哦 There's a good one.
拍這干啥 What was that for?
你想把我弄瞎嗎 Are you trying to blind me?
我要放在錢包里 It's for my wallet.
我上次給你照相是什么時候了 When's the last time I had a picture of you?
是我的警局存檔照片 My mug shot.
那照片真的行嗎 Does that thing even work anyway?
三個盒蓋 還有七塊二的郵費和手續費 Three box tops and $1.20 post and handling,
當然可以 of course.
三十天的無限制通話時間 30 days unlimited airtime.
這是促銷產品 It' promotional.
拿幾個吧 Take a couple.
我想問你幾個問題 Hey, let me ask you a question.
什么問題 Yeah?
你最后一次花錢買東西是什么時候 When was the last time you actually paid for something?
你知道我過去六個月花了多少現金嗎 You know how much I'm out-of-pocket in the last six months?
五十美分 50 cents.
五千六百塊 而且我什么都有 $900, and I've wanted for nothing.
房租 食物 日用品 Rent, food, sundries,
甚至還有娛樂活動 entertainment, even.
每天花不到三十四元 That works out to under $5 a day.
如果你不吃飯 還能只花二十二元呢 Well, if you stopped eating, you'd cut it down to three.
你知道有多少人能像我這樣嗎 Do you know how many people could do what I'm doing?
你看到可能是個怪老頭 You may see a curious old person,
但我覺得自己是個老帥哥 but I see a good-looking older guy
牢牢把握著自己的人生 who's making the system work for him.
我在勤儉節約方面做得很好 I do quite well, you know, in my modest way.
有點像苦行僧的風格 It's sort of monkish.
我所需要的就是我的碗 All I need is my bowl.
用我的棍子敲打著碗 四處乞討 I go from village to village, tapping with my stick.
誰教你開車的 Who taught you how to drive?
你開的真爛 You're a terrible driver.
爛得跟我似的 You're a lot like me.
奈特 Nat.
-你還好嗎 -是的 - You all right. - Yeah.
有吃的 Food.
咱們吃飯去 Let's eat.
誰安排這路線犯人 和心電圖似的 Who planned this route? It's like an EKG.
安排的相當好 It's worked out exactly.
我們沿著回憶之路旅行 We do a trip down memory lane,
而且每三百英里 plus there's an IHOP and a Chevron station
就有一家早餐連鎖店和雪弗龍維修站 every 300 miles.
我有免費的汽油用 I get free gas.
還有比這更好的事嗎 It's the best of all possible worlds.
走吧 Let's go.
每天都是我的生日 Every day's my birthday,
因為我認識一個做假駕照的人 'cause I got a guy who does drivers licenses.
看著 Watch.
歡迎來到早餐連鎖店 Welcome to IHOP.
謝謝 親愛的 瓊斯上班嗎 Thank you, darling. Is Jones on the grill?
天啊 他幾年前去世了 Oh, God, no. He died years ago.
好了 別說了 No. Enough said.
愿他的靈魂得以安息 May he rest in peace.
我們要靠窗的卡座 We'll have a window booth.
靠窗的卡座 Window booth.
你可能不記得瓊斯 You might not remember Jonesy.
他做的魯本三明治棒極了 Wonderful Reuben sandwich.
謝謝 Thank you.
你們這最貴的菜是什么 What's the most expensive dish you have?
雞肉套餐 Chicken combo.
八十四元 It's $11.99.
我們要兩份 We'll have two.
好的 Yes.
-女士 -怎么了 - Ma'am? - Mm-hmm.
看這里 Right here.
謝謝 Thank you.
許個愿 Make a wish.
-不要 -抓住骨頭 - Nah - Grab the bone.
-我不做這事 -來吧 - I don't do that stuff. - Come on.
不 這是巫術 No, it's voodoo stuff.
來吧 別那么古板 Come on. Don't be a stick in the mud.
抓住骨頭 Grab the bone.
-我不迷信 -抓住骨頭 - I'm not superstitious. - Grab the bone.
我希望我可以穿過自己的私人海灘 I wish I could run across my own private beach
然后跳進大海里 and jump in the ocean.
你的愿望呢 What about you?
你以前想要一艘船吧 You wanted a boat.
我過去想要很多東西 I used to want a lot of things.
阿爾圖納市 Altoona.
我們曾度過了美好的時光 We had good times here.
你真這么想嗎 Are you serious?
這以前可是我們的地盤 This was our turf.
父親和兒子 Father and son.
你知道我最后一次叫你爸爸是什么時候嗎 You want to know the last time I called you Dad?
就在這里 阿爾圖納 It was right here in Altoona.
我說 謝謝你 爸爸 I said, "Thanks, Dad,"
就在他們裁定我有大盜竊罪之后 right after they found me guilty of grand larceny.
我當時大意了 I took my eye off the ball.
真的 Definitely, I did.
我寧愿坐牢的是我 I was willing to do the time.
你有前科 You had a record.
那就要坐十年牢 You would've done ten years.
但你雇了那個小丑 And then you hired that clown
來假扮律師 impersonating a lawyer.
他還保證我會沒事 And he guaranteed I'd get off.
每個人都說他很棒 Everybody said he was tops.
看著我 Hey, look at me.
十一個月又一周零三天 11 months, a week, and 3 days
在國家監獄的生活 爸 at Rahway, Dad.
祝你生日快樂 Many happy returns of the day to you.
長命百歲 Many happy returns.
生日快樂 Happy birthday.
早餐連鎖店祝你快樂 Many happy returns from IHOP.
這就行了 謝謝 That's all right. Thank you.
誰是壽星呢 Which one's the birthday boy?
-是我 謝謝 -生日快樂 - That's me. Thank you. - Well, Happy birthday.
-好的 謝謝你 -不客氣 - All right, thanks. - Don't mention it.
生日快樂 Happy Birthday.
我還有別的選擇嗎 Can I pick them or what?
這是誰的房子 Wow. Whose house is it?
我們新交的好朋友 Our new best friend.
他的名字叫無名氏 His name's Nobody,
他的房子就是我們的房子 and su casa's our casa.
兩千七百個地區的房屋出售清單 For-sale listings in 2,700 counties.
我不知道我為什么在想 I don't know why I was thinking
你會請我住汽車旅館呢 you might spring for a motel.
進去吧 Let's go.
我不會進去的 Oh, hey, I'm not going in there.
為什么不呢 這是空房子 Why not? It' empty.
我有前科 這是違法的 I'm an ex-con, and it's illegal.
讓我們去看看床怎么樣 Let's check out the bed situation.
我希望它們足夠結實 I hope they got a firm rack.
真是累壞了 These doggies are tired.
做個好夢 Sweet dreams.
我還是去車里睡吧 I'm just going to go sleep in the car.
好吧 那你睡在車里吧 Yeah, sleep in the car.
你好 這是瑪姬 有事請留言 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
你在嗎 Hi, are you there?
我在大馬路上 I'm on the road...
和我爸爸一起 with my father.
我想我可能要離開幾天 I think I'm going to be gone a few days.
你是對的 You were right.
雖然我不想這么說 It hurts me to say this,
但唯一了解我的人確實是他 but the only person who really knows me is him.
這事實還真是讓我大吃一驚 And that scares the hell out of me.
總之 Anyway...
我也不知道 可能太晚了 I don't know. Maybe it's too late.
但即使你討厭我 But even if you hate me,
我也想讓你知道你討厭的是什么人 I want you to know who you're hating.
事實上 我不是加拿大人 The thing is, I'm not from Canada.
我出生在新澤西州的希考克斯 I was born in Secaucus, New Jersey.
我沒有兄弟姐妹 I don't have any brothers or sisters.
我從小沒有媽媽 I grew up without a mother
因為我爸爸把她趕走了 because my father drove her away.
-我... -免費通話結束 - I... - Promotional period ended.
如要續費 請按七號鍵 To purchase additional minutes, press 7.
有人嗎 Hello?
奈特 Nat!
我有槍 I got a gun!
里奇 Richie.
別叫我里奇 Don't call me Richie.
弗林 Flynny.
見到你總是很高興 Always good to see you.
我睡得像只北極熊 I slept like a polar bear.
睡得真好 So good.
我得來點咖啡 I need coffee.
八十三英里外有家不錯的汽車旅館 There's a wonderful motel 83 miles away.
有咖啡和酥皮甜餅的免費券哦 Comps on coffee and Danish.
7-11便利店 The 7-Eleven.
或者我們可以現在就買一杯咖啡 Or we could buy a cup now.
我們在這兒挺好 We're doing so good here.
不要浪費錢在高級貨上 Let's not blow it on luxury items.
一起來鍛煉吧 Come on. Come on.
慘了 Perfect.
放松 放松 Take it easy. Take it easy.
很好 Lovely.
這里是最安全的社區 And it is just the safest neighborhood.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
有什么可以幫您的嗎 Can I help you?
可惜你愛莫能助 親愛的 Wish you could, darling.
這個房子真好 我們很喜歡 The house is wonderful. We like it.
事實上 我和我的伴侶 The fact is, my partner and I
想找風水更好的房子 are looking for something a little more feng shui-ish.
這個房子真好 不是嗎 The house is wonderful, though, isn't it?
拱形屋頂 Vaulted ceilings.
慢慢來 親愛的 Take it easy, honey.
我們才看了一棟房子 It' the first place we've seen.
這里完全符合我的要求 謝謝 It's got everything. Thank you.
我們脫身了 We escaped.
印第安納州 布盧明頓市
上一次我開車橫跨全國 Last time I drove across country,
花了四天時間 it took me four days.
-我跟你說過嗎 -沒有 - Did I tell you that? - No.
恍如隔世 A lifetime ago.
四天完美的時光 Four perfect days.
旅程在墨西哥的一個海灘結束 很冷 We wound up on a beach in Mexico, freezing.
白沙 湛藍的海水 White sand, clear blue water,
你媽看著我 好像我就是她的真命天子 your mother looking up at me like I was the one.
當下我向你媽求婚 That's when I asked her to marry me.
然后我們做愛了 Then we did it,
兩次 或許三次 twice, maybe three times.
信不信由你 Yeah, shake your head.
這些都是回憶啊 These are memories.
你會明白什么是回憶 You'll see what it's like
當身不由己的時候 when things stop happening on command.
小弟弟降半旗了 Half mast.
我還沒死就這樣了 I'm not even dead yet.
你什么意思 陽痿了嗎 What are you saying, you're impotent?
我是說 小弟弟大部分時間都不能升旗了 I'm saying, I can't get it up most of the time.
從什么時候開始的 Since when?
從... Since...
很難說 Uh, it's hard to say.
幾年前 也許是五年前 Couple of years, maybe five.
那你吃那種藥了嗎 Well, have you tried taking those pills?
那些藥是垃圾 不管用 They're junk. They don't work.
你從哪買的 水果攤嗎 Where'd you buy them, off a fruit truck?
有差別嗎 What difference does it make?
藥不管用 我的小弟弟也不管用 They don't work. I don't work.
時間不止 Clock's ticking.
上次的尋歡作樂也沒用 One last frolic is not going to stop that, is it?
密蘇里州 春田市
用這個付油錢 Use this for the gas.
低糖公司的人會來取 The Sweet 'N Low people will pick it up.
我馬上回來 Be back in a flash.
送餐服務 Room service, please.
送餐服務 有什么可以幫您的 Room service. How may I help you?
我要給我和我太太訂早午餐 Yes, we'd like to order up some brunch, my wife and I.
哪個房間 What room, please?
120房間 Room 120.
好的 All right.
-謝謝 -請稍等 - Thank you so much. - Please hold.
好的 我等著 Yes, I'll wait.
謝謝 Thank you.
先生 Sir.
請把托盤放在門口好嗎 Could you leave the tray outside the door?
我太太心情不好 My wife is under the weather,
我不想打擾她 and I'm trying not to disturb her.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
我可以把小費加在賬單里嗎 May I add the tip to the check?
當然 Sure.
給你 你的小費 There. That's for you.
非常感謝 Thank you so much.
-謝謝 先生 -不客氣 - Thank you, sir. - Please.
謝你才是 Thank you.
你好 我是瑪姬 請留言 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
你好 是我 Hey, it's me.
在嗎 Are you there?
你在嗎 在嗎 在嗎 Are you there? Are you there? Are you there?
好吧 另一條供認 Okay, another confession.
這個... Um, this is...
這個有點棘手 This is a little tricky.
我給你講個故事 I'm gonna--I'm gonna tell you a story, okay?
開始了 Here we go.
我爸以前有一臺破舊的野馬牌車 My father drove a beat-up Mustang
開了十五萬英里 with 150,000 miles on it,
正常人會買臺新車 about the time a sane person buys a new car.
但他不買 But not him.
他租了臺新的野馬牌車 He rents a new Mustang,
拆卸了重要零件并換到他的破車上 strips it, and swaps the parts with his hunk of junk.
然后還了車 抱怨車很爛 Then he returns the rental, complains it's a lemon,
拿回了四百七十塊 and gets his $69 back.
你猜發生了什么 But guess what.
這次他被抓包了 This time, they nailed him.
猜猜還發生什了 And guess what else.
租約上寫的是我的名字 My name was on the lease.
很搞吧 Okay?
你可以猜得到結局 You can guess the rest.
好了 All right.
我回頭再打給你 I'm going to call you back.
我在想我們從巴爾港偷來的 I'm thinking about those lobster dinners
龍蝦晚餐 we pinched from that place up in Bar Harbor.
難忘的美味 Could you forget the taste,
唇齒留香 新鮮大龍蝦 the flavor, the freshness?
就好像剛從海里撈出來一樣 It was like the ocean.
吃點東西 Eat something.
你不能靠咖啡生存 You can't live on coffee.
我很累 I'm tired.
你那是沮喪 You're depressed.
任何人在你的情形下都會感覺很糟糕 Anybody in your situation's got to feel like junk.
訣竅是別再想被人甩的這件事了 The trick is to take your mind off getting dumped.
危機也是轉機 Every obstacle is an opportunity.
試著這樣想想 Think about it this way.
你有一個全新的開始 You have a clean slate.
沒女人 沒工作 No girl. No job.
沒有任何牽絆 No nothing to hold you back.
你怎么知道我工作的事情的 How did you know about my job?
那封信是你寄給衛生部的吧 You sent that letter to the health department?
事情都過去了 The whole thing was beneath you.
你讓我丟了工作 You got me fired.
我是幫你一個忙 I did you a favor.
你想未來三十年每天打卡上下班嗎 You want to spend the next 30 years punching a clock?
事情不是明擺著嗎 Things are out there.
美好的生活才開始 Life is out there.
有天你會感謝我的 One day, you're going to say thank you.
謝謝 老爸 Thank you, Dad.
沒什么啦 Oh, it was nothing.
怎么啦 What's wrong?
沒事吧 弗林 Come on, Flynn.
別那么較真 好不好 Don't be so serious, huh?
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我在干嘛 What am I doing?
我在你付錢的房間里過夜 I'm spending the night in a room you're paying for.
然后明天 And then tomorrow,
我坐最早的火車或汽車或卡車 I'm on the first train, bus, or pickup truck
離開這兒 the hell out of here.
你媽和我是在世和豪生大飯店結婚的 Your mother and I got married in a HoJo's.
宴會廳費用是五千六百元 They wanted $800 for the banquet room.
當時 Back then,
還好我聰明 good for me,
跟夜班經理做了個交易 I was able to swing a deal with the night manager.
我們在大廳辦了一個高雅而低調的結婚典禮 We had a tasteful, low-key ceremony in the lobby
才花了四十五元 for $50.
誰知道有什么區別啊 Who knew the difference?
誰能看出有什么區別啊 Who could tell the difference?
弗林 Flynn?
我去喝杯酒 I'm going to go have a drink...
認識幾個朋友 Meet some people,
找點樂子 have some fun.
你好 比爾和貝蒂·里奇滿 Hi. Bill and Betty Richmond.
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hey.
謝謝 Thank you.
看起來像個熱鬧的聚會 Sounds like a shindig.
我不知道 先生 I wouldn't know, sir.
外套很不錯 Good blazer.
我有件很類似的 I had one almost like it.
扣子不一樣 Different buttons.
布魯克斯兄弟牌的嗎 Brooks Brothers.
西爾斯的 Sears.
很可靠的商店 Solid store.
退貨政策很好 Good return policy.
有什么可以幫您的嗎 Is there something I can help you with?
隨便聊聊 Ah, shooting the breeze.
你頭發真長 I must say, that's some serious hair you got there.
你上次剪頭發是什么時候 When's the last time you cut it?
九年前 Nine years.
真了不起 That's really something.
事實上 再長長十三英寸我就打破縣記錄了 Actually, another 1 3 inches, and I beat the county record.
真不錯 Good for you.
當然 多瑞·延森保持著 Of course, Dory Jensen's got the
五點二英尺的州記錄 state sewn up at 5'2".
頭發很重要 Oh, hair is important.
我喜歡打理頭發 I'm a fan.
我頭發一直很好 I've always had good hair.
很高興我們可以分享這些 It's nice we can share that.
從東部來的嗎 From back East?
布魯克林 Brooklyn.
皇后區 Queens.
你介意我進去喝杯雞尾酒嗎 Do you mind if I go inside and have a cocktail?
我口渴 I'm thirsty.
牙齒美白產品銷售前景樂觀... Sales of teeth-bleaching kits brighten...
上季度增長了2.8% Up 2.8% in the last quarter,
牛皮癬藥膏銷量大幅下跌 while psoriasis ointment dried up substantially...
下降了5.5% Up 5.5%.
最后 我們的通便劑部門 And finally, in our laxative department,
我很高興的宣布訂單增加了 I'm pleased to announce that back orders have loosened up.
他是誰啊 Who is that?
你開玩笑的 對吧 You're kidding, right?
沒有 No.
他是新的首席執行官 That's the new CEO.
他真無趣 Wow, he's so boring.
天啊 Jesus.
我想我們以前沒見過 I don't think we've met.
里克·卡爾森 Rick Carlson.
年度最佳銷售代表 Sales rep of the year.
當然 Of course.
幸會 里奇 Kudos, Rick.
你讓我們都很羞愧 You put us all to shame.
謝謝夸獎 Thank you very much.
你的名字是 I didn't catch your name.
里奇 弗林 Richie Flynn.
弗林 你在哪個辦公室 What office are you in, Flynn?
托皮卡(美國堪薩斯州首府） Topeka.
你跟提姆·韋伯一起工作是吧 Oh, you work with Tim Webber, then?
小韋伯 T-Bird?
我更喜歡認為他跟我工作 I like to think he works with me.
那個混球還沒來 You know, that bastard hasn't even shown up yet.
太小氣了都不舍得買西服 Too cheap to buy a suit.
他去年的獎金 With the bonus he got last year,
可以給在座所有人買套新西服了 he got buy us all brand-new suits
還可以再給他太太做個整容 and maybe a little bit of plastic surgery for that wife of his.
是啊 但他太太人挺好的 Yeah, but she's a nice person.
人好跟長相沒關系 Nice ain't got nothing to do with it.
嘴挺毒啊 Woof.
是啊 That's right.
這酒不錯 This is the good stuff.
感謝我太太 Thank the little woman for that.
她一手操辦了這個宴會 She put this whole thing together.
但說句你跟我之間的悄悄話 But between you and me,
她三個星期以來 that's the only thing
只忙著操辦宴會了 she put together in the last three weeks.
親愛的 Honey?
失陪 Excuse me.
跟里奇 弗林打個招呼 Say hello to Richie Flynn.
他在韋伯的辦公室 He's in Webber's office.
我太太 克萊爾 My wife, Claire.
太好了 謝謝 Wonderful. Thank you.
-祝賀你丈夫獲獎 -謝謝 - Congratulations. - Oh, yes.
在桌子中間的是雜種香水薔薇嗎 Are these hybrid tea roses in the centerpieces?
是的 Well, yes.
真好 Brilliant.
謝謝你注意到了 Thank you for noticing.
謝謝你辦了這么好的宴會 Thank you for making a beautiful thing tonight.
謝謝 Thank you so much.
整個宴會辦的很成功 你知道嗎 The whole thing, it's so well done, you know?
我很榮幸 It's my pleasure.
你做園藝嗎 Do you garden?
是的 I do.
-我也是 -很好 - Me too. - Oh, that's nice.
我喜歡種東西 I like to grow things.
你喜歡下廚嗎 Oh, do you cook?
是的 I do.
還記得嗎 Do you remember?
九月的第一個夜晚 The very first night of September.
愛改變了偽裝者的心 Love was changing the minds of pretenders,
還驅散了陰霾 while chasing the clouds away.
我的心在蠢蠢欲動 Our hearts are ringing.
我的靈魂在歌唱 In the key that our souls were singing.
當我們在夜晚跳舞的時候 請記住 As we dance in the night, remember,
星星是如何偷走了夜色 how the stars stole the night away.
你好 韋伯來了 Hey, here's Webber.
-你好 -你好 - Hey. - Hey.
看到那個跟我老婆跳舞的傻瓜了嗎 See that jackass over there dancing with my wife?
看到了 Yeah.
你認識他嗎 You know him?
從沒見過他 Never seen him before in my life.
幫我拿一下 Hold this.
我的思緒跟隨著你 My thoughts are with you.
真心的握著你的手 Holding hands with the heart,
見到你 to see you.
等下別走 哥們兒 Whoa, whoa, whoa there, buddy.
你到底是誰 Who the hell are you?
這是提姆·韋伯 你老板 This is Tim Webber, your "Boss."
喂 等等 Whoa, wait a minute.
干嗎要打架啊 Why are we fighting?
我們還沒打呢 哥們 We're not fighting yet, buddy.
你還好嗎 我沒事 你呢 Are you all right? I'm all right. You all right?
我非常不爽 I'm not all right, no.
-你他媽到底是誰 -我是里奇 - Who the hell are you? - I'm Richie.
我不認識你 韋伯也不認識你 I don't know who you are. Webber has no idea who you are.
哥們 我是里奇 T-Bone, I'm Rich--
我要打掉你的狗牙 I'm gonna knock your teeth out, pal.
我來干他 Let me.
勞駕 大家讓開好嗎 Excuse me. Can we step aside?
站開一點 謝謝 Step aside, please.
這人是我的手下 This man is under my orders.
奈特·桑托斯 受雇于衛生部 Nat Santos, county health department.
這次時間選擇欠佳 Apologize for the timing,
但是我們正在進行一次 but we're in the midst
對餐飲場所的臥底調查 of an undercover investigation of the premises,
而就目前來看 這里有諸多衛生問題 which has several outstanding health code violations.
等等 你是說你派這個家伙來這 Wait a minute, are you telling me you send this guy here
吃我們的喝我們的還調戲我老婆 to drink our booze and make the moves on my wife?
我得好好揍你一頓 I ought to kick your ass.
別 別 咱們還是報警吧 Whoa, whoa, whoa. No, let's just call the cops.
好的 叫吧 Sure, call 'em.
你們撥電話的時候 And while you're dialing,
我就要停掉這個派對 I'm going to go ahead and shut this party down.
-你說什么 -你是負責人嗎 - What? - Are you in charge here?
不是 No.
里奇 是你老婆搞得這次活動對吧 Rick, your wife did kind of put this together, huh?
好的 你給我過來 Great, why don't you come with me.
咱們好好來看看廚房 Let's go have a look at the kitchen.
好樣的 Yeah.
好的 咱們走 Yeah, let's go.
這里顯示一百十四度 So I'm showing 114 degrees here.
根據我的標準 低了十度 That's 10 degrees below my standards,
比大部分餐廳標準低了二十度 20 degrees below most restaurant standards.
你還有什么可說的 That good enough for you?
無話可說吧 No, it isn't.
我也無話可說了 It' not good enough for me either.
幫我把它扔了 謝謝 Throw that out, please.
你得過食源性疾病嗎 You ever had a foodborne illness?
你們有沒有一瀉千里的時候 Have you ever launched stomach contents north?
你們有沒有經常性的嘔吐 Have you had vomit come up at high velocity?
這是最糟糕的情況 It' a hideous situation in the end.
那就是每天上吐下瀉 Give me diarrhea over vomit any day.
這里的情況也不怎么樣啊 I am not liking the look of this.
這里怎么了 What is going on?
他怎么躺在地上 Why is he on the floor?
寶貝 沒事的 好嗎 Honey, relax, okay?
我這就處理好 Give me a minute.
不明有機物積累 Accumulation of unidentified organic matter,
對寄生蟲的生長繁殖 harborage, or conditions conducive...
極其有利 to vermin.
你知道這是什么嗎 Do you know what this is?
那是糞便嗎 Is it poop?
我要去查查餐車柜臺了 I'm going to go check the buffet.
別去查了 Not the buffet.
這些人是好人 These are decent people.
你就別為難他們了 Give them a break.
我見過他就因為一個熱鍋而關掉餐館 I've seen him shut people down over a chafing dish.
我能跟你私下說幾句嗎 Could I talk to you for one second?
我跟你說啊 給點現金意思意思就行了 I'll tell you, you know, a little cash wouldn't hurt.
整個衛生部都腐敗著呢 The entire agency is corrupt.
每個人都心知肚明的 Everybody knows that.
沒問題 哥們 這好說 No problem. No problem, buddy.
好的 多謝了 Yeah, thanks. Thanks.
恩 謝了 Yeah. Thanks.
麻煩你了 多謝照顧 Thank you. Thank you very much.
他真是個好人啊 What a nice guy he was.
上車吧 Get in.
我就應該把你扔在那 I should've left you there.
但是你沒有 But you didn't.
我就應該 I should have.
俄克拉荷馬州 塔爾薩
你好 我是瑪姬 請留言 Hi, this is Maggie. Please leave a message.
又是我 It's me again.
我不知道他是不是真的病了 I don't know if he's dying.
但是如果他騙我 我會殺了他的 But if he isn't, I'm going to kill him.
你知道的 我是個騙子 耍些小手段 You know, I was a hustler, a petty scammer.
從我記事起 這就是我的老本行 As far back as I can remember, that's what I did.
這就是我們的行當 我們還很高明 That's what we did, and we were good at it.
現在仍然如此 Still are.
待會打給你 I'll call you back.
-穿上這個 -不 我不想穿 - Put this on. - No, no.
-求你了 -我又不冷 - Please. - I'm not cold.
我要給你看點東西 There's something I need to show you.
六三年的科威爾 我開過的最好的車 A '63 Corvair, best car I ever drove.
我第一次就在這車里干的 First time I got nookie was in this car.
好吧 類似而已 Well, similar.
站在車旁邊 Stand by the car.
我來給你們合一張影 I want a picture of the both of yous.
為什么 你在這里干過 好惡心 Why? You got nookie in that car; that's gross.
別啊 我要裝在我的錢包里 去吧 No, for my wallet. Let's go.
就算我不能開車了 我還能看看照片 If I can't drive one, I can take a picture.
說 茄子 Say, "Holy moly, guacamole."
很好 Nice.
挺帥的 是吧 Looks good, huh?
俄克拉荷馬州 埃爾克城
歡迎來到仙人掌別墅 Welcome to Cactus Villas,
這里設備齊全 專為老年人設計的 a self-contained community for the sunset years.
現在呢 Now, after--
歡迎 Welcome.
你好啊 Hi.
歡迎 Welcome.
九十分鐘的銷售介紹過后 After my 90-minute sales presentation,
我們邀請你們所有老年人 we invite each one of you active seniors
在我們一期 to spend the weekend in
觀景房間中度過周末 one of our phase one mountain view units.
這個不錯 Nice one.
現在 大家看看這張圖 Now, if you'll look at my diagram here,
一期房間是在整個小區的西部 the phase one units are on the west side of the property.
每個房間都有獨立廚房 Each unit contains a kitchen
還有一到兩間臥室 and either one or two bedrooms
都是精心裝修 獨具匠心 decorated in its own unique style.
這里不錯 This is good.
這是我教會你的 I taught you that.
不 是艾爾叔叔教的 It was Uncle Al.
艾爾叔叔 什么都是艾爾叔叔 Uncle Al, Uncle Al, blah, blah.
他討厭我的貓 所以我把他攆走了 He hated my cat, so I kicked him out.
你知道問號 Did you know that the question mark--
什么問號 What question mark?
就是那個符號 問號 The symbol, the question mark,
就像一句話的末尾 有個問號 like at the end of a sentence, it's a question.
-就是語法里的東西 -對的 - Like in grammar? - Yeah.
它是源于一個象形文字 It was originally a hieroglyphic symbol
就是從后面看一只貓屁股 which came from the view of the ass of a cat
它正在遠離你 as it's walking away from you.
解釋下 Explain.
因為 當一只貓遠離你時 Well, because when a cat walks away from you,
你會感到不安 you feel insecure;
你對自我很不確定 這是一種疑慮 you're unsure of yourself, it's doubt.
我知道了 問號嘛 I see. A question mark.
你是說那個形狀 那個尾巴 You mean like the thing, the tail--
沒錯 你看著它 你就看到尾巴 Yeah, you look at it, you see the tail.
然后呢 And then the--pfft. Pop.
-有個洞 -恩 屁眼 - The a-hole. - The asshole.
恩 聽起來像是艾爾說的 Well, sounds like Al.
可疑的混蛋 Dubious a-hole.
你怎么和他對著干啊 What do you got against Al?
你得去問他了 You'll have to ask him.
他什么都教給你了 He taught you everything else you know.
好的 左轉還是右轉 All right, left or right?
哪邊啊 左還是右 Which way, left or right?
左轉 Left.
-左轉還是右轉 -左轉 左轉 - Left or right? - Left. Left.
這就是那棟房子 Here's the house.
停在這 Pull in here.
你認識這個人嗎 Do you know this person?
德州 阿馬里洛
恩 我認識 Yes, I do.
好好回想下 Think back.
多洛雷斯·瓊斯 Dolores Jones.
她是選美比賽的冠軍 She won a beauty contest.
你對她有感覺 我懂的 You had the hots for her, I sensed it.
對 她是我保姆 Yeah, she was my babysitter.
沒錯 她搬過來住了 Yes. She moved here.
我們還有聯系 We stayed in touch.
我覺得咱們應該順路拜訪一下 I thought you and I could stop in for a visit.
你長大了 You're older now.
也許你能 你懂的 Maybe you could, you know--
用英語怎么說 how you say in English?
搞定她 Seal the deal.
為什么性無能的人總是喜歡談性 Why is it guys with E.D. Can't stop talking about sex?
有什么錯呢 What's wrong?
你對通奸有偏見嗎 You got something against fornication?
-看看你 -你來的真早 - Look at you. - You're early.
我正準備游會兒泳呢 I was just about to take a dip.
看看你 風韻猶存啊 There you are. Time stands still.
這是我兒子 Here he is.
小雞子弗林嗎 Skinny Flynny?
瞧他長得多壯實 Look who filled out.
他比較膽小 He's gun shy.
進來吧 Come on in.
我正準備做點雞尾酒呢 I was just about to make some cocktails.
行李隨便放在哪都行 Put your bags anywhere.
不是這邊 那邊 Not there. Over there.
這里真不錯啊 This is real nice.
別客氣了 Oh, don't be polite.
你知道我總是搬來搬去的 You know I never stay in one place too long.
對吧 奈特 lsn't that right, Nat?
我們身上螞蟻到處爬了 We got ants in our pants.
是啊 是啊 Yes, we do.
來這里 Come on out.
我們出發之前 先來點臺克利酒吧 Before we take off, how about a daiquiri?
好的 Absolutely.
那么 弗林 我最后一次聽說 So, Flynny, last thing I heard,
你在賣洗衣用品 you were selling washers and dryers.
我想起來了 Oh, I know.
你現在正在監管餐廳衛生呢 You're shutting down restaurants.
是的 但是沒干好啊 Yeah, didn't work out.
幫我拿點甜酒來添滿飲料 How about grabbing the rum and topping off these drinks?
好的 Sure.
而我呢 要去穿點衣服 And I am going to go put some clothes on.
沒問題 Oh, no argument.
絕對沒有 Never.
不好意思 Hey, sorry.
你們自便吧 Make yourselves comfortable.
他會的 Oh, he will.
及時行樂就是我的格言 Comfortable? That's my motto.
很棒吧 Cool, no?
我跟你說過我會安排好的 I told you I would set us up.
別忍著了 Don't hold back.
不 爾等不會被饑餓與疫病打倒 No, thou shalt not perish by plague or by famine yet.
但爾等會因毒而亡 So shalt thou perish by pestilence,
所以 剃胡子怎么了 so why bother shaving?
你太奇怪了 You're so weird.
我去后院池子里曬會兒太陽 I'm gonna catch some rays by the pool.
你帶她去個幽靜的地方 喝點雞尾酒 Why don't you take her someplace nice and buy her a cocktail.
-這個以備不時之需 -不 - Here, for later. - Oh, no.
夜明避孕套嗎 Glow-in-the-dark condoms?
這是加大號的 巨套 They're extra large, jumbo.
這是夜明的避孕套啊 They're glow-in-the-dark, for God's sake.
檢查檢查小洞那里 可能是中國制造 Check for pinholes. Might be Chinese.
看看你 Look at you.
大美人 Scheherazade.
如果她現在參加那次選美比賽 She could win a beauty contest
還能封后呢 as we speak.
是啊 老爸 可是你不在場啊 Yeah, well, you're not so bad yourself there, daddy.
好的 小甜心 咱們出發吧 Okay, sugar shorts, let's hit the road.
那就走吧 Let's do it.
前門等我 Hold down the fort.
我來收拾下廚房 I'm gonna clean the kitchen.
太好了 Perfect.
那么 So...
你不看小孩了吧 I take you're not still babysitting.
怎么了 你需要嗎 Why, do you need one?
總會需要的 是的 Mm, from time to time, yeah.
那你干什么呢 So what are you doing?
干點這 干點那 This and that.
-什么 -恩 - Yeah? - Yeah.
拿到了我的公正人執照 Got my notary's license.
-是嗎 -是啊 - Did you? - Mm-hmm.
那恭喜了啊 Congratulations.
其實 這是奈特的建議 Well, it was Nat's idea.
他真是貼心啊 He's so thoughtful.
你記得他送給我那個粉色的包包嗎 Remember when he got me that pink briefcase
那時候我剛高中畢業 when I graduated high school?
是啊 我還記得他是偷的 Yeah, I also remember he didn't pay for it.
現在還很好看呢 It was still nice.
行吧 All right.
你曾經是那么的癡迷于我 You used to have the most pitiful crush on me.
我才沒有呢 I did not.
我曾是你的夢中情人 I was your dream girl.
好吧 那時候是 Yeah, all right, you were.
你記得我跟你洗泡泡浴的時候嗎 Remember when I used to give you those bubbles baths?
記不清了 Vaguely.
你還沐浴嗎 You still take baths?
不了 我淋浴 Mm-mm. Showers.
鴛鴦浴嗎 Uh-huh. With other people?
有時候是很多人一起哦 Sometimes lots of people.
當然了 總有個人看著我們 Of course, there was always a guard watching.
今天可沒人看著哦 弗林 There's no guards here, Flynny.
你從沒和奈特 You never did it with Nat...
做過嗎 did you?
那是 That was a--
那是沒有的意思 對吧 that was a no, right?
沒錯 Right.
但我不能口是心非地說沒這樣想過 Though I can't say I didn't think about it.
就是從沒見過一個如此專一的男人 Just never met a man who was so in love with his wife.
我以前坐在前門 I used to sit on my front porch
看著他們在客廳里翩翩起舞 and watch them dance in the living room.
我說不出來 如果事情是一樣的 I can't say, if things weren't different,
我就不會... I wouldn't have...
這個男人理應得到愛和關懷 The man deserved a little love and affection.
為什么 Why?
因為她對待他的方式 Because of the way she treated him.
你在說什么 What are you talking about?
他趕走的她 He drove her away.
-他沒趕走她 -不 他是 - He didn't drive her away. - Yes, he did.
我不知道他給你說了些什么 I don't know what he told you,
但她移情別戀了 but she left him for another man.
什么 What?
她曾經工作過的汽車代理里的 That candy-ass that she used to work for
那個懦夫 at the car dealership.
什么 克魯格 What, Kruger?
不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
不是這樣子的 She did not.
我清楚 I would've known.
鎮上的人都知道 弗林 Everybody in the town knew, Flynn.
那個男人心都碎了 Nearly broke that man in two.
你當時只是個孩子 You were just a kid.
當然 克魯格后來又擇木而息了 And of course, Kruger moved on to greener pastures.
你知道的... And, you know...
她死了 She died.
也許不該告訴你的 Probably shouldn't have told you.
沒事 It's okay.
-對不起 -您的咖啡 夫人 - I'm sorry. - Your coffee, ma'am.
你沒事吧 Are you all right?
能拿點紙巾嗎 Can we get some napkins here?
怎么回事 What happened?
他快燙死我了 He very nearly burned me to death.
夫人 我們會竭盡全力來解決這件事情 Please, ma'am, anything that we can do
非常樂意解決 to solve the problem, we'll be more than happy to.
這樣 There is.
聽好 And you will be hearing from me.
必須的 You will.
不僅僅是重新倒滿的問題 And it will not be for a refill.
他看見了 你看見了吧 He saw it. Did you see it?
是的 是的 Yes, yes.
送我回家吧 Would you take me home?
做什么 開玩笑嗎 What are you, kidding?
請個律師吧 Get a lawyer.
我沒有... I didn't...
去年我旅行的時候不小心 So I got my Mercedes
在超市得了輛奔馳 with a trip and a slip at the supermarket last year.
這個 This?
這個值五千美元 或一個新衣柜 This ought to be worth 5 grand and maybe a new wardrobe.
那樣的話 Well, in that case,
你不會介意我要回那一百四十塊吧 you don't mind if I ask for my 20 dollars back, do you?
奈特 Nat!
你在做什么 What are you doing?
伙計 你在干嘛 What are you doing, man?
伙計們 Guys?
感官療法 Sensory dep.
止疼很有效啊 It's so soothing.
比冥想好多了 It's better than meditating.
寶貝兒 Hi, baby.
晚安 弗林 Nighty-night, Flynny.
舒服嗎 Comfy?
那是我去年夏天在碎浪廉價店兩性情趣店里 I got that mattress from that sexual harassment thingy,
買的床墊 from Price Breakers last summer.
絲漣床墊 A Sealy Posturepedic.
好東西 The good stuff.
不錯 是吧 Nice, huh?
柔軟有彈性 It's nice and springy.
是個極好的床墊 Yeah, it's a wonderful mattress.
他不在嗎 He's not here, you know?
他在沙發上呢 He's on the couch.
我知道啊 I know.
我知道 I know.
好吧 Okay.
我性奮了 I'm verklempt.
你是我接觸的讓我興奮的 You are one of the most exciting women
女人之一 I've ever been this close to,
正常情況下 接下來會發生一些事情 and normally, I'm a guy who does what comes next,
但是 今天晚上 but in this case, at the end of the day,
太晚了 it's too late.
不 還不晚 No, it's not.
挺晚的了 It is.
我有個好主意 I have an idea.
給你一疊電話卡怎么樣 How about I give you a supply of calling cards,
一共三十分鐘 包括周末和假期 30 minutes, including weekends and holidays?
我已經有免費的兩千分鐘了 I already have 2,000 free minutes.
是因為我快入土了嗎 ls this because I'm dying?
是因為你是個好人 This is because you're a good man.
曾經是 I used to be.
一直是 You still are.
-多洛雷斯 -怎么了 寶貝兒 - Dolores? - Yeah, baby?
其他的我拒絕不了 I would deny you nothing,
但這事兒一定不行 說真的 but this is not going to happen, I promise you.
白費力氣的 It's a fruitless effort.
你這么容易就放棄了 Are you giving up that easy?
你以為這樣為難我 You think this is easy,
我會好受嗎 for me to embarrass myself this way?
你走吧 You should go.
不要 No.
偏不 No.
為什么 Why?
那個粉紅的公文包 The pink briefcase.
還有這么個叫法啊 I've never heard it spoken of in that way before.
我高中畢業你送我的 You gave it to me for my high school graduation.
那是友誼的紀念品 That was a souvenir of friendship.
我 我甚至沒花一分錢 I... I didn't even pay for it.
那就現在付吧 You're going to pay for it now, buddy.
奈特 Oh, Nat!
多洛雷斯 多洛雷斯 Dolores. Oh, Dolores.
天哪 Golly.
我們回我的房間吧 Boom, boom, boom, let's go back to my room.
我要讓你再試一次 I'll give you another try.
這一點都不像告別 You know, don't like good-byes,
沒有眼淚 沒有嘆息 no tears, no sighs.
謝謝 Thank you.
讓強大的獵人開吧 Mighty hunter drive?
你說疲憊一天之后吃些什么呢 What do you say to a chow-down after a hard day's night?
薄煎餅 Pancakes,
香腸肉餅 sausage patties,
楓蜜 maple syrup!
食欲大增了啊 You worked up an appetite, huh?
上帝寶佑美利堅 一路順風
為什么你從沒跟我提過克魯格 How come you never told me about Kruger?
我說過他欠我一萬四千塊嗎 Did I tell you he owes me $2,000?
那是他開第一家汽車店的時候借給他的 That's what I lent him to open his first car lot,
一萬四千塊 $2,000.
他騙了我 And he stiffed me.
咱說話這會兒你知道他有多少展館嗎 You know how many showrooms Kruger has as we speak?
二十三個 23.
而我還是連半毛錢的回報都沒有 And still, I haven't seen dime one of my investment.
他是個卑鄙小人 He's not an honorable man.
不 不 克魯格和媽媽 克魯格和媽媽 No, no, Kruger and Mom, Kruger and Mom.
為什么不告訴我 How could you not tell me?
告訴你什么 Tell you what?
快點 Oh, come on.
許愿了吧 Make a wish?
你的呢 又是在沙灘上裸奔 What was yours, running naked on the beach again?
就是它了 I already got mine.
我的愿望是你沒生病 I wish you weren't sick.
怎么了 節食嗎 What, are you on a diet?
我的蛋糕 It's my cake.
給你 It's for you.
謝謝 Thanks.
新墨西哥州 阿爾伯克基
克魯格車業 你可信任的品牌
你打算怎么報復他 So how you going to stick it to him?
什么意思 What do you mean?
這是我們來這兒的目的 不是嗎 Well, that's what we're here for, isn't it?
報復克魯格 Get back at Kruger?
這是哪跟哪啊 How'd you put that together?
我可是你兒子啊 I'm your son, aren't l?
讓我進去吧 Let me in on it.
我得自己解決 I have to do this by myself.
我想幫忙 I want to help.
去賓館等我吧 中午見 Meet me at the hotel, noonish.
歡迎來到克魯格車業 Welcome to Kruger Motors.
她很漂亮 是吧 Beauty, isn't she?
四點六升 V8發動機 三百二十馬力 4.6-liter V8 engine, 320 horses.
試駕一下怎么樣 lnterested in a test drive?
不 謝謝 我和伯特·克魯格有約 No, thanks. I have a meeting with BK.
奈特 弗林 Nat Flynn.
他今天很忙 可能得等一會兒 He's very busy today. It could be a while.
我來得早 I'm early.
有坐的地方嗎 上點茶也可以 ls there a place to sit, maybe some tea?
謝謝 Thanks.
奈特 Nat.
伯特 Bert.
請坐 Sit down.
謝謝 Thanks.
好久 不見了 Long time, no see.
還不夠久啊 Not long enough.
我覺得 當下我們有太多 A lot of spilt milk under the bridge
無法挽回的事情了 for the both of us, I'm sure.
家人好嗎 How's your family?
孩子和你的妻子 Children and your wife?
很好 They're great.
小伯特現在應該上大學了吧 Bert junior must be in college by now.
在密歇根大學 Michigan.
你的母校 Yeah, your alma mater.
真光榮 Kudos.
直奔主題吧 奈特 Let's get down to it, Nat.
好 Sure.
很英俊的男孩 Nice-looking boy.
他很好 He's all right.
不像我們是個小白臉 No chick magnet, not like us.
醫生第一次把他遞給我的時候 First time they handed him to me at the hospital,
我嚇壞了 I got scared.
該怎么處理這個尖叫的 臉憋得通紅的小孩 What am I going to do with a screaming, red-faced kid?
但是三秒鐘之后 我就愛上他了 But three seconds later, I was in love with him.
真希望沒有那種感覺 I wish I hadn't felt that way.
他本該是你的 伯特 It should've been you, Bert.
奈特... Look, Nat...
我明白 你的這一切都是那么的美好 I understand you've got a beautiful thing here,
美滿的家庭 新的事業 terrific family, new career.
我不想來打擾這一切 I'm not here to upset any of that.
我在乎的只有他 All I care about is him.
希望他能知道真相 在我走后也能有所保障 I want him to have something, a nest egg for when I'm gone.
我不能為他做這些事情了 但是你能 I haven't been able to do that for him, but you could.
或許我們在法庭上見 Or we have to do this in court.
那就會公之于眾了 And then it's a public thing.
誰知道你半年之后 How do I know that in six months,
會不會再出現在我面前呢 奈特 you're not going to show up on my front porch, Nat?
我半年之后就不存在了 伯特 I'm not going to be here six months from now, Bert.
看 檢查一下我的腫瘤專家 Look, check with my oncologist.
如果你想看的話 His number's on the back,
他的編號在后面 if you want.
那個孩子怎么辦 What about the kid?
他不知道 He doesn't know.
此時此刻 At this time of my life,
我只想告訴他我不是他的親生父親 the last thing I want is to tell him I'm not his father.
他也許很失敗 但他是我的所有 He may be a disaster, but he's all I've got.
看到這些我很痛心 It pains me to say this,
但是他真的有困難 伯特 but there's something wrong with him, Bert.
我相信 I believe it.
這是我的錯 It's my fault.
你看起來沒事兒啊 奈特 You don't look sick, Nat.
一點都沒變 You haven't changed at all.
一樣超準的時間感 Same impeccable sense of timing.
你知道 You know, today's the day
今天是我宣布競選州長的日子 I announce my candidacy for mayor.
當然 你已經知道了 Of course, you knew that already.
給了我們一間套房 Got us a suite.
你到底要不要告訴我怎么了 You going to tell me what happened, or what?
今天我考慮了很長時間 I've thought about this day so long,
腦袋里醞釀了半天 啥也沒有 worked it out in my head, and it was nothing.
沒什么大不了的 No big deal.
我說 他聽 I talked. He listened.
他付我錢 就這樣 He gave me the money. That's it.
很好 是吧 你應該開心才對 Well, that's good, right? You should be happy.
要回了你那一萬四 You got your $2,000 back.
我的本金再加上三十年 My money plus 30 years compounded interest
因為通貨膨脹調整的復利 adjusted for inflation.
一共是一百零二萬 $150,000.
什么 What is this?
你用塑料袋裝了一百零二萬 You got $150,000 in a plastic...
偷來的嗎 did you steal this?
他給我的 He gave it to me,
我保證 他不會來要的 and I promise you, he's not coming after it.
他為什么給你一百零二萬 Why would he give you $150,000?
他認為他是你的親生父親 He thinks he's your father.
他為什么認為他是我的父親 Why does he think he's my father?
他做了檢驗 我說是你的DNA He took a test. I sent him his own DNA,
其實是他自己的 said it was yours.
你怎么得到他的DNA的 Well, how'd you get his DNA?
簡單的說 卷曲的陰毛 Short, curly pubic hair.
我不清楚 問問多洛雷斯 I don't know. Ask Dolores.
那真是... Oh, that's...
太惡心了 that's disgusting.
她是個朋友 She's a friend.
第一個要做的事 Top of the menu, right?
不走尋常路 繞路回維加斯吧 What do you say we throw the map away
怎么樣 and detour down to Vegas?
順其自然吧 What stays there stays there.
行 好吧 Yeah, all right.
怎么了 What's wrong,
一臉無精打采的樣子 mopey face, hangdog mopey face?
為什么他會直接把錢給你呢 Why would he just roll over?
他還能做什么呢 Well, what else was he going to do?
我抓住了他的把柄 I had him boxed in.
他正在競選市長呢 He's running for mayor.
你覺得他的妻子和政治顧問 You think his wife and spin doctors
會希望你出現在宣傳海報上嗎 want you on the campaign poster?
謝了 Thanks.
不 只是 他曾和媽媽在一起 No, it's just, he was with Mom.
那是真的嗎 ls that right?
所以他們到底是什么時候開始的 So when exactly did that start?
我不知道 I don't know.
是在我出生前嗎 Was it before I was born?
我試著不去想那些事 I try not to worry about things
我不能做任何改變的事情 I can't do anything about.
你說什么 Excuse me?
現在事情是 我們發財了 你和我 The thing is, we hit the jackpot, you and me.
你出對了牌 你再也不需要回去工作了 You play your cards right, you never have to punch a clock.
你可以用這筆錢做一些永久性的事 You can start up something permanent with this.
這是你的養老金 It's a nest egg.
你在騙我嗎 Are you shitting me?
你再開玩笑嗎 Are you kidding?
我知道你的感覺 但這些天 I know how you feel, but these last days
已經是我很長時間以來最開心的日子了 have been the best time for me in a long time.
是啊 Oh. Oh, jeez.
我希望我們能重新了解對方 我們做到了 I wanted us to get to know each other again, and we did.
不 你是對的 你是對的 你是對的 No, you're right. You're right, you're right.
我承認 I admit it.
因為某些原因 我開始喜歡 For some reason, I was starting to enjoy
和你一整天坐在那輛看起來那么傻的車里 sitting in that stupid car with you all day.
但這已經沒有意義了 因為你是個騙子 But that's worth nothing now, because you're a liar.
你怎么會認為讓我知道我的親生父親是誰 How could you think that it wouldn't matter to me
對我來說不重要呢 to know who my father is?
在聽嗎 Hello?
說話 Hey.
直接回答我 Give me a straight answer.
你甚至不是快死了 是嗎 You're not even dying, are you?
那張X光片是從我動物園的朋友那拿來的 The X-ray is from a friend of mine at the zoo.
它是一個大猩猩的顱骨 It's the skull bone of a gorilla.
好吧 也許你不是我的父親 All right, well, maybe you're not my father,
但每天早上我起床照鏡子的時候 but ever morning, I wake up, I look in the mirror,
都覺得一陣惡心 and I feel sick to my stomach
因為我覺得我越來越像你了 because I think I'm turning out to be just like you.
一刀捅死我吧 Stick a knife in my heart.
怎么了 What's wrong?
你要帶這筆錢去哪 Where you going with the money?
你要做什么 What are you doing?
那么開個價吧 So give me a number.
這次又要從我這拿走多少 How much more is this going to cost me?
我并不想要你的錢 I don't want your money.
那你為什么來 Why have you come?
我想看看你 I wanted to get a look at you.
我正好也想看看你 I wanted to get a look at you too.
你和我想的不一樣 You're not what I expected.
但是我也知道 But then again,
我打賭奈特也把我塑造成了壞人是嗎 I bet Nat painted me as the bad guy too, didn't he?
差不多吧 Something like that.
聽著 Look,
我已經有了一個兒子 I already have a son.
但我愿意為你安排一些事情 But I might be willing to make an arrangement with you.
當然這是不能公開的 Not out in the open, of course.
我能幫你在銷售店里安排一份工作 But I could get you a job in sales.
我們將在里諾開一家新的銷售店 We're opening a new dealership in Reno.
所以你是我的父親 So you're my father.
我覺得我們應該做一個合法的血液測試 I suppose we ought to get a legitimate blood test.
我猜奈特是在騙我 I got to assume Nat's hustling me.
那你為什么還要給錢 Why'd you pay him?
內疚 Guilt.
同情 Pity.
我想讓他覺得他一生中曾成功地 I wanted him to feel like he'd pulled off
做了件大事 something big for once in his life.
你知道的 這算大事啊 You know, a big score.
聽著 Look,
競選結束后你來找我 after the election, you get in touch with me.
我現在必須要回去了 I really have to be getting back.
好的 我能再問一個問題嗎 Okay, can I ask you a question?
你愛過她嗎 Did you love her?
你知道女人是什么樣子的 You know what women are like.
你在激動的時刻說了一些話 You say something in the heat of the moment.
你吧是認真的 Do you mean it?
她們卻當真了 They think it's forever.
親愛的 Honey?
你在讓一些很重要的人士等著 You're keeping some very important people waiting.
你知道怎么出去嗎 Can you see your way out?
看我怎么進來的就知道了 Saw my way in.
現在 我將把麥克風交給湯姆 Seriously, I will turn the mic over to Tom.
湯姆 你要說些關于伯特·克魯格的什么呢 Tom, what do you have to say about Bert Kruger?
他是一個誠實且正直的人 He's a man of honor and integrity,
盡管也是一個二手車銷售人員 despite being a used car salesman.
這是我的榮幸去支持他 It would be my honor to support him
成為這個城市的下任市長 as the next mayor of this city,
特別是如果我能得到那輛新卡迪車的折扣 especially if I get the discount on that new Caddy.
給你了 湯姆 You got it, Tom.
只是開個玩笑 伯特 Just kidding, Bert.
大家好 Hi, everybody.
我很快就說完 I'll be real quick.
我只想說幾句話 I just wanted to say a few words
關于我剛發現是我父親的人 about the man I've just discovered is my father,
克魯格先生 Mr. Kruger.
爸爸 Dad.
我只想說最終能見到你是一件多么好的事 I just wanted to say how great it is to finally meet you
見到我長久以來思念的那個人 and to see what I've been missing all this time.
我曾坐過牢 I was in jail.
關于你為了擺脫我給的一百零二萬 And about that $150,000 that you paid to get rid of me,
我并不想要 I don't want it.
我討厭賄賂 I hate bribes.
別跑 Hold it!
克魯格先生 你剛被揭發 Mr. Kruger, sir, you've just been accused
付給一個自稱是你兒子的 of paying hush money to an ex-con
前科犯封口費 who claims to be your son.
你有什么要解釋嗎 先生 Do you have any comments, sir?
這一定是我競爭對手特倫斯·比森的詭計 Yes, this is dirty tricks by Terrance Bissen, my opponent.
這是在否認嗎 先生 Is that a denial, sir?
這是確信的否認 It's a categorical denial.
請讓一下 非常感謝 Excuse me. Thank you very much.
你把錢還給他了嗎 Did you give him the money?
你怎么能那樣做 How could you do that?
你知道你做了什么嗎 What have you done?
你還了一百零二萬啊 You gave back $150,000.
我說的對嗎 Am I right?
你把錢給他了嗎 Did you give him the money?
有還是沒有 Yes or no?
拜托 Come on.
你可沒教過我還錢 You raised me better than that.
維加斯 我們來了 Vegas, here we come.
奈特 Hey, Nat?
我們接下來直接去洛杉磯怎么樣 How about we head down to L.A. After?
我想讓你見見瑪姬 I want you to meet Maggie.
奈特 Nat?
我在阿爾布開克市的醫院里 I'm in a hospital in Albuquerque.
奈特出事了 It's Nat.
事實證明 And it turns out,
這是他這輩子第一次說真話 this is the first time in his life he's telling the truth.
而且 And...
他快死了 he's dying.
他真的快死了 He really is dying.
所以 So...
這就是 That's...
我想對你說的 what I wanted to tell you.
再見 Bye.
我能再吃一個木薯嗎 Could I get another tapioca, please?
-你真有一口好牙 -的確 - You've got a sweet tooth. - I do.
走進來些 Closer.
讓我摸摸你的臉 Let me feel your face.
對不起 I'm sorry.
我們做得很好 We did good, though.
好極了 We got copasetic.
我們從沒做到這樣過 We're not done yet.
過來 Come here.
把我從這兒帶走 Get me out of here.
謝謝你能來 Thanks for coming.
以前從沒有人讓我坐頭等艙飛過來 Well, nobody ever flew me first class before.
我只是做了我能做的 I do what I can.
你的胡子 Your mustache.
你希望我把它留回來還是什么 You want me to grow it back or what?
我在以前的一次紙牌游戲中贏得了這里 I won this place in a card game a long time ago.
我覺得 有一天 你會回來這兒 I figured, one day, you'd come here
帶著你夢中的女孩 就像我一樣 and bring the girl of your dreams, like I did.
有人住在這兒 Somebody's been here.
我不記得這里有這么臟亂 I don't remember the place being such a dump.
我們曾是一家人 We were a family once.
要船嗎 You wanted a boat?
謝謝 Thank you.
你知道 Just so you know,
如果我能再來一次 if I could do it again,
我會做得更像一位父親 I'd have been more like a dad,
陪你丟球 扎帳篷 tossed a ball, pitched a tent,
教你開車 taught you to drive.
你已經教過我開車了 You did teach me to drive.
我知道 艾爾叔叔 Come on. Uncle Al.
不 是你 是你 No, you did. You did.
在圣保羅的教堂后的停車場里 ln the parking lot behind St. Paul's Church
我十一歲的時候 when I was 11.
你是對的 You're right.
我怎么會做那樣的事呢 How could I do a thing like that?
來吧 Come on.
有件事要我們去做 There's something we got to do.
我花了我的一生 Well, I spent my whole life
去想要一個不一樣的父親 wanting a different kind of a father,
一個能照顧我而不是 one who would look after me instead of
被我照顧的父親 me looking after him.
然而 And instead,
我有一個孩子氣的 不負責任的 I got this infantile, irresponsible,
粗俗的 摳門的 滿嘴胡言的藝術家父親 uncivilized, cheap, jive-talking bullshit artist.
現在我擺脫你了 And now that I'm rid of you,
在這里 here...
在這里我卻想要你回來 Here I am wanting you back.
這真典型 It's typical.
你會很高興知道 Oh, and you'd be happy to know
這個骨灰盒是買三十四元的汽油送的 that urn was free with $5 of gas.
我會想你的 父親 I'm gonna miss you, Dad.
我們在下沉 We're sinking.
拜托 Oh, come on.
我們應該做什么 怎么辦 What do we do? What do we do?
抓住那兒的金屬座 Hey, grab that metal cup right there.
水進得很快 It's coming in fast.
舀水 舀水 快舀水 Bail, bail, bail, bail!
你為什么不劃船 Why don't you row?
舀啊 Bail!
你一定是在玩我 奈特 You got to be shitting me, Nat!
劃啊 Row!
我做了什么 Oh, what did I do?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
救命 救命 Help! Help!
這可不好笑 It's not funny.
如果我有時間 And if I had the time
去消除你犯的罪的秘密 to solve the mystery of your crime,
你知道我會的 you know I would.
如果我必須去為你的機械設計定型 If I had to shape the form of your mechanical design,
你知道我能 you know I could.
但我已經在小路上來來回回失去了 But I've been up and down the lanes to lose
對你的記憶 the memory of your name, the sword
劍已出鞘 taken from this stone.
防至湖中 Put it in the lake.
但我的心已經愈合 But I mended up my heart,
即使傷的只剩下這骨頭了 and I have nothing more than bones to break.
但我仍然 But I said,
堅信 I do believe
在你穿行的無盡的路上 on the endless roads you weave,
你會攀爬 you may climb,
你會跌落 you may fall,
你可能將一生耗費在這墻上 you could spend your lifetime on the wall.
我不介意 I don't mind.
如果我有手將血從沙子中拿出 If I had the hand to take the blood out of the sand
或者讓它干涸 or make it dry,
如果我知道一切的秘密 and if I knew about all the secrets of the earth,
我不會問為什么 I won't ask why.
我已經在窗戶的內外 Well, I've been in and out of windows
只為尋找一個出口 just trying to find a doorway.
我已將那附在我鞋上的 I've broken off the marble
大理石打碎 that has weighed upon my shoes.
但我的心已經愈合 But I mended up my heart,
即使我剩下的只有時間了 and I've nothing more than time to lose.
但我仍然 But I said,
堅信 I do believe
在你穿行的無盡的小路上 on the endless roads you weave,
你會攀爬 you may climb,
你會跌落 you may fall,
你可能將一生耗費在這墻上 you could spend your lifetime on the wall.
我不介意 I don't mind.
如果我能看到 If I could look within
你那無盡的謊言 the endless tales upon your skin,
我會如此盲目嗎 would I go blind?
如果我要在一個陌生的地方雕刻你的臉 If I could carve your face upon an unfamiliar place,
我會仁慈些嗎 Would I be kind?
但我已看到了一個靈魂 But I've seen visions of a ghost
存在于唱片套上 that stand upon the record sleeve
那是關于我所有的消逝的夢想 of all my faded dreams
我已受到傷害 that I've broken at the seams.
但我心已愈合 But I mended up my heart
即使我只剩傷心了 and I've nothing more than sorrow on the brain
但我仍然 But said
堅信 that I do believe
在你穿行的無盡的小路上 on the endless roads you weave,
你會攀爬 you may climb,
你會跌落 you may fall,
你可能將一生耗費在這墻上 spend your lifetime on the wall.
但我不介意 But I don't mind.
我不介意 I don't mind.
我不介意 Don't mind.