Hey, how are you Barry?
How are you doing? Okay, friend.
Hey Gish, your buddies' here.
Hi guys!
- Hi! - Hi-ya Yank.
- Hey, you hear the radio? - What?
They got an Italian hijacker up there.
- Oh yeah? - Yeah.
Yeah, he just ordered $2.00 and 5,000 parachutes.
How 'bought some more of your ol' coffee.
Yeah, yeah, I guess we can spare a little of that.
Hey listen, I got you two guys together and all...
I want to hear that story about that green door you've been promising me, huh?
Been a long time.
How about, uh... telling me what happened there, huh?
I don't know, Dudley, what do you think?
You tell him.
Well, nobody tells it like you do.
Gish, I'll tell you. You warm up my coffee and I'll tell you the story.
Okay, okay.
Thank you very much.
I hope you stay with us will be very pleasant.
She's here.
That's fine.
You got the job.
So I give him six bucks and I took the bus, the
short line bus, up to Swan Lake in the mountains.
Take the bus, so I hitchhiked up to the little resort, see?
It was a little resort.
It was called Schindler's in the Pines.
Jeez, I come there, there was no pines there.
Everything was burned down, see?
Jeez, it looked bare as hell.
Quick, at three o'clock I was sitting on the dining
room porch waiting to get in to hit the groceries.
Man how I ate... like it was the last day on earth.
Sour cream and borscht and herring and chicken and banana.
Man, the busboy used to plead with me.
He'd come up to me and say, "Yank, for God's sake, give us a break, will you?
Please, will ya leave the table.
I mean, we got to clean up for the next meal.
Get out, will you?"
So I get up and I load my pockets with bananas.
And I have bananas hanging in my pockets like six shooters.
He says, "Gee, please, give me a break, will you?"
He says, "By the way, have you been in the water since you've been here?"
I says, "What do you mean, today?"
"No, I mean since you've been here.
Have you been in the water?" I says, "No."
He says, "Well, you better... you're life saver today..."
" I tie the top of the rope to the inner tube and I
drop the rope down and I tie a stone on the other end.
So I get that rubber inner tube.
I tie the top of the rope to the inner tube.
I drop the rope down and on the other end of the rope I put a big stone.
On the right side of the inner tube I tie a rope and I tie it to a tree on a beach.
On the left side of the inner tube I take a piece...
of rope and I tie it and I create a lagoon, see?
Then I get a big sign and I put it up that says, "Beyond this point is dangerous."
Poisonous frogs, snapping turtles.
♫ music ♫
Sarah Rosenberg, yeah, I remember now.
She'd come down to the beach...
and she says to me... uh...
"nobody would dance with her in the recreation hall at night, see?"
So she's down at the beach, she says, "Yank, row me around the water, will you?"
So I tell her, "Row her around the lagoon, you know?"
Well, eight or ten strokes and then I tell her... ♫ music ♫
She said, "Let me go, let me go, will you?"
I said, "No," I said, "Sarah.
" She said, " No, I can't swim.
" She said, "You're a lifesaver, aren't you?"
I said, "No," I said, "I can't swim. I came here to eat.
" She said, " What's the matter with you? Please, don't let me go.
" She said, " Please, you've got to get off my back, otherwise it's ridiculous.
" I said, "Ridiculous for you?"
I said, "It's a lifesaver for me."
♫ Music ♫
By the way, I got in a truck when I was in Hawaii.
I was in the army, assembling the space in Hawaii.
I was working as a flight crew.
"Assembling the space, you know, it was beautiful."
♫ music ♫
(crickets chirping)
(woman screams)
- Hey! - Get her in!
Hey!
Hey, you son of a bitch, stop!
Wait a minute, Barry.
(indistinct chatter)
mumbling This stupid dress shoe.
Get that, get that.
(indistinct chatter)
What do you two want?
Uh... Barry Clark, reservations for two.
- References? - Uh, John Stewart.
You've been here before, Clark.
You know the rules.
And tell them to your buddy, too.
Escort these gentlemen to their seats, Coco.
Be my pleasure.
Follow me, please.
Ha, ha! Ha, ha!
(indistinct chatter)
Doc.
Doc, come to me.
Oh.
That'll do.
Leave us.
Don't be afraid.
Oh, poor child.
I know exactly how you feel.
But please believe me, no one's going to hurt you.
Now, Gloria, I'm going to tell you everything that's...
going to take place, so there's no need to be frightened.
But first, you must try to relax.
Please?
You're trembling.
Here, baby.
Let me try to relax your body for you.
Come on, sit down here, that's a good girl.
That's it.
Goodness me, you're freezing.
Let me try to warm you.
Gloria, please try to relax.
Calm down.
Everything's going to be all right, I promise you.
Nothing to be afraid of.
You know, a long time ago...
I lay on this very same bed as you are now...
and I felt exactly the way that you do.
And a kind and lovely woman came, and she ministered to me as I'm going to do to you.
And she prepared me for the most exquisite moment of my life.
Try to relax your toes, Gloria.
Feel them tingle.
Relax them one by one until they are totally and completely relaxed.
Now try to imagine this feeling creeping slowly, ever so slowly, up into your feet...
'till they feel that they don't really belong to your body, but exist independently.
That's it.
Now your calves.
Try to think of them as part of your feet...
warm and heavy.
It would be very difficult for you to move them.
Concentrate, Gloria.
Concentrate on your legs.
Now extend these feelings up into your thighs.
Think about your thighs.
How light they seem...
as if they float on nothing.
You're such a lovely child.
Lie still and think of your body...
and how good it feels.
And think only of how you want to entrust your body to my care.
I'm your friend...
and you can be assured of my love and compassion.
See how the muscles of your belly soothe under my touch...
melting without form or shape...
floating with your legs...
ever so lightly in space.
Now your arms.
Light as air.
Feel them floating?
Floating with the rest of it.
That's my good girl.
Your breasts, Gloria.
The sensation that you've been feeling through the rest of your body...
Have traveled...
And now... envelop you entirely.
Your breasts will begin to feel warm...
and your nipples tingle with anticipation.
Feel your nipples grow erect...
and the pleasure that you feel from them...
will go to your very depths...
and consume you.
Ladies and gentlemen...
you are about to witness...
the ravishment of a woman who has been abducted.
A woman whose initial fear and anxiety...
has mellowed into curious expectation.
Although at first, her reactions may lead you to believe that she is being tortured...
quite the contrary is true.
For no harm will come to those being ravished.
In the morning, she will be set free...
unaware of anything except that she has been loved as never before.
Perhaps you'll recognize one of your friends in the role of victim.
Remember, you are sworn to observe silence.
If you break this rule, you will be dealt with severely.
So, with the knowledge that you are powerless to stop the performance...
just relax and enjoy yourself to the fullest extent.
Then what happened after that?
When I went through the green door...
was the last I saw her.
Well, what happened Barry?
Some other time, Gitch.
- See ya around buddy. - OK, you got it man.
Subtitled by hamonwheat88
@ subscene.com
February 6, 2024