算总账的时候你们会 You guys are really going to regret this
后悔对我做了这些的 When it's cleanup time.
谁扔了个水槽? Who throws a sink?
谁会带着个水槽就为了扔出去? Who carries a sink for the purpose of throwing?
说真的? 杀虫剂? really? Bug spray?
不, 我并不是在拍一部僵尸电影, 所有人都想要我的脑子 No, I'm not in a zombie flick where they want my brains.
这更糟. 这是蜘蛛侠对抗全纽约 It's worse. It's spider-man versus new york.
你们听见我说的了, 好市民们 You heard me, good citizens.
号角通讯日报 Daily bugle communications
将提供一千万美金给 Will hand $10 million
第一个揭穿蜘蛛侠身份的人 To the first person to unmask spider-man.
拜托了, 纽约市民. 你们可比这有觉悟 Come on, new york. You're better than this.
记不记得那些次 Remember all those times
我做了很酷的事 When I did something really awesome
从那些真正邪恶的人手中拯救 That saved you and your personal property
你们和你们的私有财产? From someone really evil
并且你们都松了一口气 And you were all relieved and junk?
贪婪, 一分. 感激, 零分 Greed, one. Gratitude, zip.
顺便一提 Fyi,
这应该是一个美好长周末的 This is supposed to be the first day
第一天 Of a nice long weekend,
事实并非如此 But no.
神盾局将把我们送去 S.H.I.E.L.D. Is sending us
超级历险水上宫殿, 放个小小的假 To uber-adventure water palace for a little vay-cay.
这是全世界最恶心, 最湿, 最滑的 It's the sickest, wettest, slippiest water park
水上乐园 In the whole world.
我喜欢滑滑的 I like slippy.
哦, 为什么我必须背这些 Oh, why do I have to memorize these books
关于神盾局策略和保持团队活力的书? On s.H.I.E.L.D. Strategy and team dynamics?
别忘了注意目标 Don't forget eye on the prize,
弗里指挥官的官方传记 Director fury's official biography.
你是队长, 帕克 You're the leader, parker.
队长们不会耍滑头 Leaders don't get slippy.
他们为了团队的利益努力工作 They work hard for the good of the team.
最后一个到的零分! 哈哈! Last one in is a spider's egg! Ha-ha!
梅婶? 你要去哪里? Aunt may? Where are you going?
姨婆茱莉亚的胳膊 Great aunt julia broke her arms
在一场滑水意外中骨折了 In a water-skiing accident.
她需要我去照看她几天 She needs me to look after her for a few days.
她不是有, 大概, 105岁了? Isn't she, like, 105?
她在哪滑水的? Where was she water-skiing?
超级历险水上宫殿 Uber-adventure water palace.
这应该会棒极了 It's supposed to be wonderful.
所以我现在独自一人, 有一大堆神盾局的作业, 并且被追捕 So I'm alone, drowning in s.H.I.E.L.D. Homework, and hunted.
"不被感激" 是个很好的总结 "unappreciated" pretty much sums it up.
号外! 号外! 事实真相! Extra! Extra! Read all about it!
谁还会喊"号外"? Who says "extra, extra" anymore?
波士顿市长将会授予蜘蛛侠城市之匙 Mayor of boston offers spider-man key to the city
如果蜘蛛侠搬去波士顿 If he relocates to beantown.
波士顿? Boston?
至少还有人欣赏 At least someone appreciates
我那独特的幽默感 My unique blend of witty banter
以及打击犯罪时那种范儿 And crime-fighting panache.
嘿嘿, 抓到你了 heh-heh, gotcha.
捕蝶网? A butterfly net?
这只是在羞辱我 This is just insulting.
你知道吗, 纽约? You know what, new york?
我受够了这个酸苹果 I'm finished with the big crabapple.
我要搬到其他城市, 它想要我能提供的东西 I'm moving to a city who wants what I have to offer.
你对这件事有什么意见, 啊? What do you have to say about that, huh?
在你走之前摘下面具? Take off your mask before you go?
我需要一个新玩意儿 Daddy needs an epad thingamajig(?).
哦, 我可以把你的照相机弄走 Oh, I'd tell you where to stuff those cameras,
但我从小被培养的比那要好 But I was raised better than that.
相反的, 波士顿, 蜘蛛侠来啦 Instead, boston, here comes spider-man.
"波士顿需要它自己的英雄, 那就是蜘蛛侠" "boston needs its own hero, and that hero is spider-man."
我不能更同意了, 波士顿市长 I couldn't agree more, mr. Mayor of boston,
我最终会知道你名字的 Whose name I will learn eventually.
至少我这周末有空 At least I'm free for the weekend.
不能就只抛下所有人 Can't just ditch everyone,
即使他们都抛弃了我 Even though they all ditched me.
哇哦, "超凡蜘蛛侠的新家" Wow, "new home of the amazing spider-man."
史上最棒主意 Best idea in history.
蜘蛛侠, 蜘蛛侠... spider-man. Spider-man...
天哪, 这规模可真大 Whoa, this is huge.
我不认为我准备好干这个了 I don't think I'm ready for this.
嗯, 思考多不合时宜啊 Eh, think schmink.
看看他们, 他们爱你 Look at them, they love you.
是的, 这是真的. 上吧, 小老虎. Yeah, it's true. Go get 'em, tiger.
你们两个刚刚都同意我了? Did both of you just agree with me?
没错儿, 我能干这个 Yeah, I could do this.
你们想要我, 我就来了, 波士顿 You wanted me, you got me, boston.
女士们, 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
我宣布波士顿自己的超级英雄 I give you boston's very own superhero,
非同凡响的节肢动物 The amazing arachnid,
蜘"朱"侠! Spidah-man!
是"蜘蛛侠", 先生 It's "spider-man," sir.
有个虫字旁 There's an "r" in the middle.
蜘朱侠. 我就是这么说的 Spidah-man. That's what I said.
蜘蛛侠 Spider-man.
好吧, 蜘朱侠 Right, spidah-man.
-蛛. -朱 -Der. -Dah.
蛛 Der.
你还想不想要城市之匙了, 笨蛋? You want the key to the city or not, chucklehead?
是的, 我想要 Yes, I do.
蜘朱侠, 讲两句? Spidah-man, a few words?
我得讲点能激励大多数人的东西 I have to say something that inspires greatness
但同时又要显得谦虚温和 But at the same time is humble and modest.
啊, 当然了 Ah, of course.
致我新的波士顿好朋友们 To my new boston besties,
纽约逊爆了! New york stinks!
蜘蛛侠! 蜘蛛侠! spider-man! Spider-man...
我只是想声明一点 I just want to be clear here.
这只是个试运行, 好吗? This is on a trial basis, okay?
当然了, 但是相信我 Of course, but trust me.
你会爱上波士顿的 You're gonna love boston.
最好的地方是我们一个超级罪犯都没有, 一个都没 The best part is we ain't got any super villains, none.
如果你们没有任何超级罪犯 If you don't have any super villains,
为什么你们想要-- Why do you want--
为了钱, 年轻人 Money, sonny.
超级英雄对生意大有好处 Superhero is great for business.
真邪恶啊, 不是吗? Wicked, right?
所有额外的利润 All the additional revenue
使得城市能够承担 Allows the city to afford
无数的改良 Tons of improvements,
以及这个--蜘蛛洞 And this-- the spider cave.
蜘蛛直升机? spidey copter?
蜘蛛坦克? Spidey tank?
蜘蛛直排旱冰鞋和弹簧高跷? Spidey inline skates and pogo stick?
我自己的半秘密洞穴? My own semi-secret lair?
这太美好了 It's beautiful.
我这辈子从来没这样觉得被重视过 I never felt so appreciated in all my life.
抱歉, 我对我自己保证决不让面罩沾上鼻屎 Sorry, I promised myself I wouldn't get boogers in the mask.
如果没有你自己的私人管家 What super lair would be complete
那叫什么超级洞穴啊? Without your very own personal butler?
嗯, 蜘朱? 见见查尔斯 Huh, spidah? Meet charles.
嘿, 查克 What's up, chuck?
听起来像要吐了 up-chuck.
要一点波士顿烤豆吗, 先生 Some boston baked beans, sir.
也许再来点奶油馅饼 perhaps some cream pie.
一起吗? 恶, 算了吧 Together? Ew, pass,
不然我真的会吐, 查克 Or I really will upchuck, chuck.
我不敢相信你为我做了这么多 I can't believe you did all this for me.
至少你没给我找个跟班 At least you stopped short of getting me a sidekick.
那可能会有点诡异 That might've been creepy.
他就在我后面, 是不是? He's right behind me, isn't he?
不, 那样我就是个拎包的了 No, because then I'd be a behind-kick.
见见奥利 奥兹涅克 Meet ollie osnick,
波士顿最有才的高中生 Boston's most brilliant high schooler
通晓一切关于超级英雄的事情 And expert on all things superhero.
请你来波士顿是他的主意 It was his idea to bring you to boston,
并且他发明了所有这些奇妙的小玩意儿 And he created all these amazing gadgets.
这孩子是个不可思议的天才 Wicked genius, this kid.
我一直梦想着这一天 I have dreamt of this day
那是从我第一次看见你 Since I first saw you soaring
在曼哈顿的水泥森林上荡来荡去 Above the cold concrete canyons of manhattan.
我知道你的一切 I know everything about you,
所有你的招数, 风格 All your moves, style.
小网不会让你失望的, 先生 Webby will not let you down, sir.
小网? Webby?
是的. 不, 你不喜欢这个名字. 好的, 注意到了. Yeah. No, you don't like it. Okay, noted.
蜘蛛小子怎么样? 蜘蛛男孩呢? How about spider-lad? Arachni-boy?
小射手. 发射, 发射, 发射, 发射 Little thwipper. Thwip, thwip, thwip, thwip.
我列了个长单子 I made a long list.
最尴尬的部分 Most awkward.
好吧, 他明显是个天才 Well, he's clearly a genius,
并且他对超级英雄有不错的品位 And he has great taste in superheroes,
但是当个跟班? But a sidekick?
我痛恨做这个, 但是... I hate to do this, but...
奥利, 孩子, 你在这里做了很惊人的工作 Ollie, son, you've done incredible work here.
你有真正的才华 You have a true gift,
但成为超级英雄是个危险的活 But being a superhero is dangerous business,
尤其是当你没有超能力的时候 Especially if you don't have powers.
我很抱歉, 但是-- I'm sorry, but--
但-但-但-但是你的生活好的吓人 B-b-b-but your life is so wicked awesome.
这是我一直想要的. 我所作的一切都是为了你 It's all I ever wanted. Everything I did I did for you.
你听到我说的了, 孩子. 没有跟班 You heard him, kid. No sidekicks.
洞穴需要调节时我们会联系你的 We'll get in touch with you when the cave needs a tune-up.
等等, 我正要说他可以在其他方面帮忙 Wait. I was going to say there's other ways he can help.
哦, 奥兹涅克会没事的 Oh, osnick will be fine.
来吧, 我想给你看看蜘蛛捕蚌船 Come on, I want to show you the spider clam boat.
然后你可以开始工作 Then you can start work.
我的钱包! 他偷了我的钱包! My purse! He stole my purse!
哇! Whoa!
我们可不希望他的保费上涨, 不是吗, 警官? We don't want his insurance to go up. Do we, officer?
等等 Wait a minute.
警察. 别动! Police. Freeze!
波士顿真好啊 Boston is beautiful.
蜘蛛侠-- Spider-man--
我想不出一个更加可靠 I can't think of a more stalwart,
正直, 和令人惊奇的人 Upstanding, and wondrous creature.
有小偷! 保安! thief! Guards!
球来啦 pop fly coming your way.
蜘蛛在执勤, 伙计们 Spidey's on the clock, fellas.
蜘蛛侠是我们新的本土英雄 Spider-man is our new hometown hero.
嗯? Huh?
你的电话 It's for you.
银行说早提钱会罚款 The bank says there's a penalty for early withdrawal.
你跑过了最后一个电话亭, 这多好笑啊 How funny is it that you ran past the last phone booth in existence?
如果我刚刚把我的手机扔到了你头上 That joke wouldn't have been half as good
这笑话就没那么好笑了 If I just threw my cell phone at your head.
小蜘蛛! 小蜘蛛... spidey! Spidey...
让我们听听为蜘蛛侠的欢呼 Let's hear for spider-man,
这是对波士顿里每个威胁的解决之法 The solution to boston's every menace.
嗯, 我正在享受人生, 查克 Mm, I'm having the time of my life, chuck.
真可惜这不能继续下去. 我一定得回去 Too bad it can't last. I really have to get back
我的团队一定会四分五裂 My team must be falling apart.
另外我有个没我就没法活下去的姨妈 Plus I have this aunt who can barely get on without me.
喂 hello.
彼得？ 我很抱歉我不得不这么对你 Peter? I'm sorry to do this to you,
但是茱莉亚阿姨让我再多呆几天 But aunt julia asked me to stay a few days longer.
小可怜 The poor dear.
几天？ A few days?
哦，好的吓人 Oh, wicked awesome.
我是说, 没问题. 稍后联系 I mean, no problem. Later.
再见, 罪恶感. 你好, 第二天 Good-bye, guilt. Hello, day two.
早安, 波士顿 Good morning, boston.
早安, 蜘蛛侠. 击个掌 Morning, spider-man. High-five.
耶! 耶! Yay! Yay!
今天有什么活干? Whatta you got for me today?
狗狗打盹? 乱穿马路还想扔垃圾? Dog napping? Jaywalking with intent to litter?
哼? Hm?
-疼! -坏蛋们要来了! 坏蛋们要来了! Ow! The villains are coming! The villains are coming!
蜘蛛感应一定坏掉了 Spider sense must be on the fritz.
坏蛋们不会出现在-- There are no villains in--
我们早告诉过你了 We told you so.
很明显你告诉过了 Apparently you did.
欢迎来到波士顿, 蜘蛛侠 Welcome to boston, spider-man.
跟波士顿恐怖分子打声招呼吧 Say hello to the boston terror-iers.
啥? What?
波士顿小猎犬? Boston terriers?
邪恶的双关语. 我就知道这么好的事儿一定不是真的 An evil pun. I knew this was too good to be true.
我是普利茅斯摧毁者 I'm the plymouth rocker,
我摧毁房子 And I rock the house.
和蜘蛛 And spiders.
你可以叫我塞勒姆女巫 You may call me salem's witch.
我会给你施魔法 I'll put a hex on you.
我是猛击亚当斯 And I am slam adams.
我...使劲儿打东西 I...Slam stuff.
我们就是 Together we are the...
波士顿恐怖分子. 你们用这个开场 Boston terror-iers. You opened with that.
通常来讲是倒过来的 Usually it's the other way around.
就是说说 Just saying.
听着, 我的管家在给我的杂烩保温 Look, my butler's keeping some chowder warm for me,
所以我们能直接跳到你们投降那步吗? So can we skip to where you just surrender?
你们很明显是新手 You're obviously new at this.
抱歉, 我是说"投侠" Sorry, I meant "surrenduh."
我习惯不了这种口音-- I cannot get this accent--
没有超级罪犯的波士顿一夜之间来了三个坏蛋? Boston went from no super villains to three over night?
这太好联想了 That's a little convenient.
哇! Whoa!
接得好, 波士顿 Nice catch, boston.
不像我老家的群众 Nothing like my old home crowd.
我在这走路呢 I'm walkin' here.
这不是原计划 This isn't the plan.
在这儿的生活应该会更好 Life is supposed to be better here,
但我不得不重新战斗 And I'm getting my webs handed to me
就因为一个海盗, 一个学校老师 By a pirate, a schoolteacher,
和一个石头脑袋的流浪汉 And a boulder-headed pilgrim.
这些人身上毫无线索 These guys are clueless,
但是某人将他们装备的特别好 But someone armored them up good.
没准儿查克能激活某种新的蜘朱科技 Maybe chuck can activate some of my new spidah-tech
并且把它送过来 And send it my way.
不好意思. 有个虫字旁 Sorry. There's an "r" in there.
哟, 查克. 我需要波士顿管家的支援 Yo, chuck, I need bostony butler backup.
打击犯罪这件事上真难找到有效的帮助 It's so hard to find good help in this business.
终于来了. 查克, 我需要你-- finally. Chuck, I need you to--
你需要看着点你在砸什么, 蜘朱先生 You need to watch what you're smashing, mr. Spidah.
蜘朱股票销售只能 Spidah stock sales can only salvage
为我的城市提供有限救助 So much of my city.
抱歉, 这无可避免 Sorry, comes with the territory.
嘿, 停火! hey, no fair!
你是对的. 三打一的确不公平 You're right. Three against one isn't fair.
接球 Batter up.
这应该能让你们明白别 That should teach you guys not to mess
对波士顿唯一的英雄乱来 With boston's one and only superhero.
还没完呢, 流浪汉 Not done yet, pilgrim.
流浪汉? 保罗·里维尔跟流浪汉可没什么关系 Pilgrim? Paul revere had nothing to do with the pilgrims.
好吧, 也许你应该在历史课上多注意点 Well, maybe you should pay better attention in history class
如果你想要你的蜘蛛感应在历史这方面变得更准确 If you want your spider sense to be historically accurate.
比如, 自由钟在费城 For example, the liberty bell is in philadelphia.
喔 Ow.
名字是钢铁蜘蛛 The name's steel spider,
并且你马上就会被证明是过时的 And you are about to be proven obsolete.
这里是我的家乡 This is my home town.
波士顿需要一个真正的英雄 Boston needs a real hero,
而不是租来的 Not a rented one.
滚回你该呆的地方, 蜘蛛侠 Go back to where you belong, spider-man.
这座城市不需要你 This city doesn't need you.
恰恰相反, 山寨货 Au contraire,copy-but(?).
有像你这样撕碎东西的变态 With creeps like you tearing things up,
波士顿才真正需要他们热爱的蜘蛛侠 Boston really needs their beloved spider-man.
所有人, 离开这里 Everyone, move away from here.
现在 Now.
真高兴你觉得好些了, 邪恶图书管理员 Glad to see you're feeling better, evil librarian.
她是个女巫 She's a witch.
他是个爱国者 He's a patriot.
我是个国家地标 I'm a national landmark.
注意点 Pay attention.
如果你们不再打我 If you stop hitting me,
我会更新我的波士顿罪犯指南 I'll brush up on my villain's guide to boston,
拉钩 Pinkie swear.
在你说再见之前 Before you say good-bye,
我希望你见见我的朋友们 I want you to say hello to my friends.
诶? 嘿, 我昨天刚把你们扔进监狱 Huh? Hey, I threw you all in jail yesterday.
或者那只是个梦? Or was that a dream?
波士顿口音让一切都不太清楚 Everything's sort of fuzzy and in a boston accent.
[钢铁蜘蛛]我昨晚把他们从监狱中救了出来 [steel spider] I broke them out of prison last night
并用最新科技装备了他们 And fitted them with the latest technology.
但为什么? But why?
为什么你要这样做? Why would you do that?
因为他们是波士顿中唯一 Because they're the only people in boston
像我一样恨你的人 Who hate you as much as I do.
没有人喜欢被忽视 No one likes to be unappreciated.
正是我痛恨跟班的原因 Exactly why I hate sidekicks.
也许是我的短期记忆短路了 Maybe my short-term memory is shorting out,
但在不到24小时之前你不是还想当个超级英雄吗? But didn't you want to be a superhero less than 24 hours ago?
我的确是, 直到你把我扔在一般, 像对待剩菜一样 I did until you threw me aside like day-old chowder.
奥利, 我告诉过你这是个危险的工作 Ollie, I told you that this is a dangerous business
并且我不希望你受伤 And I didn't want you getting hurt.
是的, 是的, 是的 Right, right, right,
我还不够好 I wasn't good enough,
但是我的洞穴, 我的科技 But my cave, my tech,
我的管家, 我的城市足够好 My butler, and my city sure were.
你在这儿全是因为我 Your being here is all because of me,
但你连声谢谢都没有 And you didn't even say thank you.
你是对的 You're right.
你给我做好了一切准备 You went to the mat for me,
但我太过沉醉于新生活 But I got so caught up in that new-life smell
我甚至没停下来对你说声谢谢 That I didn't even stop to say thanks.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
如果我们现在停手 If we hit "quit game" right now
不再破坏波士顿 And stop tearing up beantown,
我确定我们能弥补这些 I'm sure we can fix this.
因为, 你知道, 你是对的 Because, you know, you're right.
我不是真的想变坏 I don't really want to be bad.
我只是想, 你知道... I just want to, you know...
变成你 Be you.
这太疯狂了 That's crazy.
这都是关于你感到不被重视 This is all about you feeling unappreciated,
而我却认为 And here I totally thought
你们想拿到 You guys were looking to claim
J?J?J悬赏揭下我面具那一千万 The $10 million reward j.J.J. Was offering to unmask me.
一千万! $10 million!
我们要做的就是揭下他的面具? All we gotta do is unmask him?
你没跟我们说这个 You didn't tell us that.
你们这里没有纽约新闻? You don't get new york news up here?
哦, 天哪, 我爱波士顿 Oh, man, I love boston.
我们当初不是这么说的 That's not what we agreed to.
我是你们的队长 I am your leader.
你们得退下 You will stand down.
不, 你得跪下! No, you'll bow down!
奥利! Ollie!
蜘蛛悬浮滑板 The spider hover board.
名字真拗口 That's a mouthful.
告诉过你这活儿危险 Told you this gig was dangerous.
谢谢你的帮助, 查克. 你救了我们 Thanks for the assist, chuck. You saved my webs.
没过多久奥利就给我松绑了 It would've been sooner had ollie not tied me up.
我相信悬浮滑板及时到达, 先生 I trust the hover board reached you in time, sir.
不能更及时了, 查克 Couldn't have been more perfect timing, chuck.
好好享受剩下的假期 Take the rest of the day off.
我很抱歉. 我真的把事情弄得一团糟 I am so sorry. I really messed things up.
我没想着事情会这么失控 I didn't mean for things to get so out of hand.
我们有备用计划吗? Do we have a plan b?
有的, 我在每个人的盔甲里都建了开关 Yes, I built shutoff switches into everyone's armor
以免他们失控 In case they got out of hand.
它是什么, 像是个代码 What is it, like a code word
或者是你在你手套上按个键? Or you press a button on your glove?
我不希望它这么简单来着 I didn't want it to be that easy.
但是回想起来, 简单会更好点. 记下了 But in retrospect, easy would've been better. Noted.
我们会处理的. 开关在哪? We'll deal. Where are the off switches?
你哪里有点不太对劲, 奥利 There is something not quite right with you, ollie.
很有趣, 但是不太对劲 Sweet, but not quite right.
别这么说, 我还是能让它变对 Don't say that. I can still make it right.
钢铁蜘蛛, 过来! steel spider, to me!
什么? What?
别光站在那, 小网 Don't just stand there, webby,
过来跟我搭把手 Come kick some side with me,
但是小心点 But be careful.
小网? 叫我钢铁蜘蛛 Webby? Call me the steel spider.
站住, 你个书呆子 Stand still, you geek!
额, 蜘蛛侠 uh, spider-man.
目的就是让你停下 Deactivating you is the pits.
你知不知道我们能用一千万干什么? Do you know what we could do with 10 mil?
送所有人去波士顿搞笑口音课程? Send everyone to boston funny-accent class?
我来对付这个 I got this one.
不, 我不能动了 No, I can't move.
叛徒! Traitor!
很好. 这意味着摧毁者更方便了 Good. That means more green for the rocker.
这是我们的英雄滑入本垒, 一切取决于此 It all comes down to this is our hero slides into home plate.
结束了 And the end.
我告诉过你他是只坏狗狗 I told you he was a sick puppy.
干得好 Nice work.
下回-- Next time--
声控开关 Voice-activated shutoff.
认真严肃地记住了 Very seriously noted.
好吧, 在愤怒时我们谈论自己的感受 Yeah, and we talk about our feelings
而不是变成超级罪犯 Instead of creating super villains when we're angry.
那个, 也是 that, too.
还有谁对盔甲有问题?(?) is anyone else having problems in the moving department?
所以现在怎么办? so what happens now?
取决于你 Depends.
要不然你个混蛋再来打我, 然后我们再多打一阵 Either you sucker punch me, and this adventure runs long,
或者你可以学着做对的事情 Or you learn to do the right thing
即使人们并不总是感激你 Even when people don't always appreciate you.
然后我们可以把这个当成波士顿第一个本土超级英雄的起源 And we call this the origin story of boston's first homegrown superhero.
真的? 我觉得我太年轻了 Really? I thought I was too young.
当我开始这份工作的时候, 我只比你大一点点 You're about as old as I was when I started this gig.
并且你在控制自我上做的比我好 And you handled yourself better than I did.
但波士顿爱你 But boston loves you.
波士顿也许更好 The grass may look greener in boston,
但这始终只是我的放纵生活 But it's still my crazy life.
离开纽约 Leaving new york
意味着我抛弃了我的家庭, 朋友 Means I turn my back on my family, friends,
和一座真正需要我的城市 And a city that really needs me
即使他们还没意识到这一点 Even if they don't realize it.
我别无选择, 只能撤回对于 I had no choice but to rescind my reward
揭穿蜘蛛侠身份的悬赏 For spider-man's unmasking,
这跟传言中 Which has absolutely nothing to do
因为蜘蛛侠在波士顿而使得评级下调 With any alleged ratings decline
没有任何关系 While spider-man was in boston.
只有纽约才能掌控像蜘蛛侠这样的威胁 Only new york can handle a menace like spider-man.
好个英雄 what a hero.
梅婶, 你回家了吗? Aunt may, you home yet?
是的, 我刚进门 Yeah, I just walked in.
我太想你了, 彼得. 说实话 I missed you terribly, peter, and to be honest,
茱莉亚姨婆真让我紧张 Great aunt julia really got on my nerves.
晚餐吃中餐? Chinese for dinner?
只要不是蛤蜊杂烩就行 Anything but clam chowder.
我马上就到家了 I'll be home in a few.
但我最想的还是你们 But I missed you guys most of all.
请告诉我有人录下了他那句话 Please tell me someone recorded him saying that.
看起来你在波士顿开了个派对 Sure looked like you were having a party over there in boston.
你都让我们担心你不回来了 You had us worried you weren't coming back.
作为你们的领队 As your leader,
让你们知道我感谢你们每个人是件很重要的事 It's important you know how much I appreciate every one of you.
科尔逊得多给你点作业 Coulson needs to give you more homework.
号外! 波士顿市长 Extra! Mayor of boston
宣布钢铁蜘蛛成为城市的新英雄 Proclaims steel spider the city's newest hero.
奖励他城市之匙 Awards key to the city.
号外! Extra!
好的吓人 Wicked awesome.
这是个波士顿说法 It's a boston thing.
所以就是这样 So is this.
跟我来, 我的跟班们! To me, my sidekicks!
跟班? sidekicks?