One, two, one, two. One, two, one, two, one, two. 一二一二 一二一二一二
Good evening, everybody. 大家晚上好
Good evening! 晚上好
-Good evening, everybody. -Good evening! -大家晚上好 -晚上好啊
You're all very welcome to this one exclusive performance 非常欢迎你们来到水电竞技场
of How Now Mrs Brown Cow here at the Hydro. 观看这场《How Now Mrs Brown Cow》独家演出
While you're sitting comfortable, please take note of the fire exits. 请各位在自在坐着的同时 也注意下紧急出口
In the very unlikely event of a fire, here are the steps you should take. 万一发生火灾 你们应该采取如下步骤
Big fuckin' steps out them doors. 迈特么大步子从这些出口跑出来
In the event of a fire, you will hear the following sound. 万一发生火灾 你会听到如下声音
Please follow the instructions of the nearest gentleman to you 请听从离你最近那位先生的指示
in case we have to ejaculate the building. 以防我们要狂射这栋楼(灭火)
Otherwise, just sit back, relax, fasten your seat belts and enjoy the show. 至于其他的 就请大家放松坐好 系好安全带 享受这场演出吧
Somebody left the fuckin' door open. 有人特么留了个门
That's nice. 真他妈好
# And we always have a good... # 我们总是有段美好
Fuckin' party's over. 派对特么结束了
What do you want, Grandad? 怎么了 爷爷
Who put me teeth in the black pyjama top? 谁把我的假牙放在了黑色睡衣上面
Who put the ram in the ram-a-lama ding dong! 谁把羊驼写进了《羊驼喇嘛叮叮叮》里
I don't know, I don't mind your fuckin' teeth. 我不知道 也不关心你该死的牙
-Is that the phone? -No, it's the fire alarm. -来电话了吗 -不是 是火灾报警器响了
-The house is on fire. -Oh, no! -屋子着火了 -哦 不
Hello, how do-do-do? Oh, hello, Betty. 你好 最近咋样 喔 你好 Betty
Yes, yes. 对 对
No, Winnie just fuckin' came on. 没有 Winnie特么正好过来
Well, just tell him to put her in the car and get her home here as quick as you can. 就告诉他把她塞进车里 尽快带她回来
Okay, Betty, see you when you get here. Bye, bye, bye. 好的 Betty 来这儿了见 再见 拜 拜
That was Betty. Betty打来的
-Cathy's arrived from America. -Oh. -Cathy从美国回来了 -噢
They've picked her up and she's in the car. They're on their way here. 他们接到了她 她坐车上了 现在在来这儿的路上了
Thank God she's home. 谢天谢地她回家了
Listen, what did she think of New York? 如何 她觉得纽约怎么样
Did she like America'? Did she meet anybody famous? 她喜欢美国吗 遇到什么名人了吗
Hold on, Winnie, now... 等一下 Winnie 现在
I can never get through on a fuckin' Wednesday. 我永远都熬不过特么星期三
How would I know? She's only off the aeroplane, 我怎么知道 她才刚下飞机
how would I know who she's met, for Christ's sake! 我怎么知道她遇到过谁 看在老天的份上
Sorry! 抱歉啦
-That'll be Grandad. -No, no, Grandad's up in bed. -那是爷爷吧 -不 不 爷爷在楼上的床上
Well, he was jumping out the window when I was coming in. 我进来的时候他正好从窗户跳出去
Oh, for fuck's sake. 喔雾草
-What are you feckin' doing out there? -The fire! -你特么在外面干什么 -着火了
Fire, me arse. There's no fire. 着火你个头 没有着火
-The house is on fire! -There's no feckin' fire! -屋子着火了 -没特么着火
What kinda... Just get into bed! 这是什么 你给我上床去吧
What kind of a gobshite is he? 这是什么胡说八道的傻瓜
Does he think for one minute 他思考过哪怕有一分钟吗
if the house was on fire I'd fuckin' tell him? 如果这房子着火了 我特么会告诉他吗
Winnie, is this the fuckin' happy hour or somethin', is it? Winnie 这会儿难道不是他妈欢乐时光之类的吗
For God's sake, what's the sad face for? 看在老天的份上 这愁眉苦脸是为什么
It's Jacko's job. They've put him on a three-day week. 是关于Jacko的工作 他们给他安排了个每周上三天的班
Oh, jeez, he won't like that, havin' to work an extra fuckin' day. 噢老天 他不会喜欢的 因为每周还要额外多特么上一天班
It's not funny, Agnes Brown. Jesus, we can barely manage as it is. 这不好笑 Agnes Brown 天哪 我们几乎维持不了生活
I won't be able to afford Jacko's medicine. I'll probably lose the house. 我负担不起Jacko的药 我大概要失去房子了
I'll be homeless, livin' on the streets in and outta hostels. 我会无家可归 睡在街上 在旅馆进进出出
I'll probably become a junky. 我可能会变成一个毒贩
What'll I do, Agnes? 我该怎么办 Agnes
Oh, if I was you I'd go home and fuckin' hang meself. 嚄 如果我是你 我会回家上吊自杀
Would ya shut up, for God's sake, you've lived on less 你能闭嘴吗 看在上帝的份上 你已经花的很少了
and Jacko's medicine will be fine. Jacko的药会解决的
And lose the house! Would you stop it? 还失去房子 你能闭嘴吗
Your house is in such shit, the council wouldn't take it back if you asked them to. 你房子那么烂 如果你要求的话委员会不会拿走它的
I never thoughta that... 我从来没想过
Here, I could get a job! I gave up my career when I married Jacko. 对了 我可以找个工作 我嫁给Jacko的时候放弃了我的事业
Winnie, carpark attendant really isn't a career. Winnie 停车场服务员真不算是个事业
But you're right, you could get a job. 但你是对的 你可以找个工作
Maybe you could join one of those escort agencies! 或许你可以应聘个陪护机构
Do ya think so, Agnes? 你觉得呢 Agnes
Oh, yes, I'm sure there's loads of rich men out there 喔是的 我敢肯定外面有一大堆富人
want to go out with their ugly fuckin' granny! 想带着他们丑陋的老祖母一起出去
I was joking! 我开玩笑呢
But you're right, you could get a job, it'd do ya no harm. 但你是对的 你可以找个工作 这对你没坏处
And I'm going to be busy on the stall coming up to Christmas, 到圣诞节的时候 我在货摊上会很忙
so you could come in and help me there for a few days, 所以你可以去那里帮我几天忙
there's a few bob in that for you. 能让你赚个几英镑
-Ah, thanks, Agnes. -Mmm-hmm. -啊 谢谢 Agnes -哼哼
You know, you're right, pet. 你知道 你是对的 亲爱的
The Lord doesn't close a door but he opens another one. 上帝为你关上一扇门 同时也为你打开另一扇
Is right, Winnie. Now you open that one and fuck off. C'mon. 对的 Winnie 现在你去打开那扇门然后滚蛋 去吧
Hold on, that might be opportunity knocking. 等下 或许是机会来敲门呢
-Oh, for Christ's sake. -Howyas! -喔我的老天 -你们好吗
Buster Brady, what are you doing here at this hour of the morning? Buster Brady 你大上午这个时候在这儿干啥呢
What happened, did your bed go on fire? 发生了什么 你的床着火了吗
Fire! Fire! 着火了 着火了
No, there's no feckin' fire, I was talking to... You feckin' eejit, ya. 没有 没他妈着火 我在跟 你个白痴
I was talkin' to Buster... Get in, get in! 我在跟Buster说话 进来 进来
Get in that window! Do not piss from there! 从那个窗户进去 不要从那儿尿尿
Howya, Mrs McGoogan? 你好吗 McGoogan夫人
Don't ask her, she'll only fuckin' tell ya. 别问她 该死的她会只跟你讲
I can't stop, Buster. I've got me career to be worrying about. 我停不下来 Buster 我在操心我的事业
-Yeah. Here, Winnie, d'you see that? -Yeah? -对 Winnie 看到这个了吗 -嗯
Yeah, well follow it. 对 顺着它走
Buster, I'm serious. What are you doing here at this hour of the morning? Buster 我是认真的 你大上午这个时候在这儿干啥呢
-I have to meet Dermot here. -My Dermot'? For what? -我得在这儿见Dermot -我家Dermot 为什么
I'm goin' for a job in his promotions place. 我要在他推销的地方应聘份工作
I have an interview today. 我今天有个面试
-Oh. -He's goin' ta bring me. -噢 -他会来带我的
Buster, for fuck's sake. Buster 卧槽
Turn off your phone in a theatre. 在剧院里要关上你的手机
It wasn't a fly, I just enjoyed that. 那不是苍蝇 我就是很喜欢这样
Buster... Buster
Buster, have... Buster 你
Do you want a go? 你想来一下吗
Buster, have you ever had a job before? Buster 你以前有过工作吗
Now, I mean a real feckin' job, a real job? 我是指一份特么真正的工作 真正的工作
Yeah, I was store security down in McCullough Pigott's for a while. 有的 我在McCullough Pigott那里做过一段时间的商店保安
Store security? 商店保安
Yeah, ya know, lookin' out for shoplifters tryin' to sneak things out the doors. 对 你知道的 堤防商店扒手把东西偷出店门
I know what store security do, but in McCullough Pigott's? 我知道商店保安是干什么的 但是是在McCullough Pigott的商店吗
-Yeah. -They sell fuckin' pianos! -对 -他们特么是卖钢琴的啊
I know, it was a handy job. 我知道 这是个容易上手的工作
If it was such a handy job... 如果它是这样一个容易上手的工作
You just broke your mic. 你刚把麦克风砸坏了
If it was such a handy job, why did ya leave? 如果它是这样一个容易上手的工作 那你为什么要辞职
I wasn't gonna work for him after... 我不会再为他工作 在
It's funny, you know, these moments happen and I often wonder, 有趣的是 你知道 当这种情况发生的时候我经常会想
"Was that my microphone?" "是我的麦克风坏了吗"
And then I go, "Fuck, no." 然后我试了试 "槽 不是"
Buster, if it was such a handy job, why did ya leave? Buster 如果它是这样一个容易上手的工作 那你为什么要辞职
I wasn't gonna work for that man after what he said to me. 在他对我说了那些之后 我不会再为他工作了
Oh, son, why, what did he say to you? 喔 孩子 为什么 他跟你说了什么
You're fired. 你被炒了
Now, don't put that... Don't mention that in your feckin' interview. 现在 别把 别在你该死的面试时提这个
-Hello, Maria! -Hiya, Mrs Brown. -你好 Maria -嗨 布朗夫人
Is that a microphone for him? 是给他用的麦克风吗
-A spare one just in case. -Oh, thanks very much. -以防万一备用的 -噢 非常感谢
-All right, Buster? -How are ya, Maria? -还好吗 Buster -你怎么样 Maria
I'm sure this is for you, mine's working. 我确定这是给你的 我的还能用
Maria... Maria, are you pregnant? Maria Maria 你怀孕了吗
No. 没有
Tell everybody at Weight Watchers I said hello. 替我向减肥中心的所有人问好
-Where's Dermot? -Oh. Oh, he's on his way. -Dermot在哪儿 -他过来了
-Hiya, Ma. -Hello, son! You look great! -嗨 妈 -你好 儿子 你看起来棒极了
-What are ya promoting this week? -Chocolate biscuits. -你这周推销什么 -巧克力饼干
Oh, lovely. What kind? 喔 可爱 哪种
Kit Kats. 奇巧巧克力条
Should you not be dressed like a pussy? 你不应该打扮得像个妹妹吗
What's that? 那是什么
-It's nothin'. -All right, Buster? -没什么 -怎么样啊 Buster
Hmm, I'm a bit nervous, Dermot. 嗯 我有点紧张 Dermot
Don't be, it's nothin'. Just a short interview. 别紧张 没什么的 就是个很短的面试
Interviews make me nervous. 面试使我紧张
Yeah, right, when was the last time you had a feckin' interview? 好吧 你上一次面试是什么时候
With the police. 跟警察的面试
Buster, just think charisma. Buster 想想个人魅力
Exactly! Charisma. 就是 个人魅力
You know, snowflakes, fairy lights, tinsel. 你知道的 雪花 小彩灯 闪光纸带
Charisma! Not Christmas. 魅力 不是圣诞节 (发音相似)
You say potato, I say potah-to! 你说马铃薯 我说土豆
Let's call the whole thing off. 让我们将一切结束
Did ya fill out that application form I gave ya? 你把我给你的申请表填完了吗
Yep. 填完了
Lemme see. 我看看
I have to fuckin' see this. 我特么得看看这个
Oh, lovely, crayon! 噢 真可爱 蜡笔写的
Name, Buster Brady. 名字 Buster Brady
Well done, son, you got the first one right, anyway, well done. 做得好 孩子 第一个写对了 总之 做得好
-Age, okay. -I suppose. -年龄 没问题 -我想也是
Previous employment... 先前的工作
Buster, you can't put that down for previous employment. Buster 你不能把这个写在先前的工作上
Dermot, everybody lies a little bit to make themselves look good. Dermot 每个人都会说点小谎来使自己显得完美
And what if they ring Manchester United and check? 那如果他们给曼联打电话核实呢
They won't! 他们不会的
They might. 他们有可能
Buster, what's this? Sex. Yes. Buster 这是什么 性别(性爱) 做过
But never with animals? 但没有和动物搞过
I just thought I'd lighten it up a bit, ya know. 我只想放轻松点 你知道的
-Well, don't! -He's right, son, don't. -喔 别这样 -他是对的 孩子 别这样
I swear to God, there's no point in telling lies. 我向上帝发誓 说谎没有意义
Don't look at me, you're the one that gave the duck the chloroform! 别看我 你才是那个给鸭子吸迷药的人
-Take this serious, Buster. -Yeah, take it serious. -严肃点 Buster -对 严肃点
Somebody fuckin' should. 某人特么就该这样
Now, Buster, if you do get this job you have to take the training course serious. 现在 Buster 如果你真得到了这份工作 就必须对培训课程上点心
Sorry... 抱歉
How much training do you need to be a fuckin' penguin? 你需要受多少训练来打扮成个企鹅
Mammy! Stop! 妈咪 停
You were supposed to stop me fuckin' ages ago! 你特么早就该阻止我了
Are you leaking? 你漏水了吗
Jesus, son, here, wipe your face. You look like you're havin' a fuckin' bath! 天哪 孩子 给 擦擦你的脸 你看起来像在洗澡
Your ma's right though, Dermot. Sure it can't be that hard. 你妈是对的 Dermot 肯定不会那么难的
-It is hard! -It is hard. Even from here. -真的很难 -是很难 甚至从这里来说
You have to do communications, mime, learn to be a clown. 你要做交流 会滑稽剧 学会做一个小丑
Yeah, well, he doesn't need any training for that. 对 他做这个不需要任何训练
Whoops. 诶呀
Sorry. 抱歉
Role-play isn't easy, Buster. 角色扮演不容易 Buster
He's right, son, role-play is not easy. 他是对的 孩子 角色扮演不容易
You should have seen me trying to get dressed 你真该看看我试着
in that suit of armour for your father. 为你父亲穿上那套盔甲的样子
I'd be there clanking down the hall, 我在大厅里咣当作响
he'd be there with his box of tools, coming, 他带着他那一箱工具 走过来
"Here, I think I have a tool for this job." "嘿 我想我有专门做这项工作的工具"
I'd be, "Get away from me with that spanner." 我说 "带着你的扳手离我远点"
He'd be out with the blowtorch... 他带着他的吹管出去
And go up the hall like that, me mask hopping up and down, 然后我像这样走进大厅 面具上下跳动
him there trying to get it in the letter box. 他在那儿尝试把它塞进信箱
It's rusty now. 现在它生锈了
You can barely get the letter box open. 几乎打不开信箱了
Needs a bit of a push. 需要使劲儿推
Role-play isn't easy, Buster. 角色扮演没那么容易 Buster
One day you're a lion, the next you're a penguin. 今天你是狮子 明天你就得是只企鹅
Call me when he's a turkey and I'll fuckin' stuff him! 他演火鸡的时候喊我 我会特么把他塞满的
What's with all the text messages? 这些短信是怎么回事
It's a girl I had a date with. She won't leave me alone. 是跟我约会的一个女孩 她不会让我一个人呆着
What girl? Who? 什么女孩 谁
Kylie O'Donoghue. Kylie O'Donoghue
Kylie O'Donoghue'? Ah, Jesus, ya didn't take that slapper out on a date, did ya? Kylie O'Donoghue 啊 天哪 你不会是把那个荡妇约出去了吧
Hang on a second now, Maria, she has her good points. 等一下 Maria 她有她的优点
She'd go to bed with anyone. 她跟谁都上床
That'd be one of them. 那是优点之一
Do ya know her, Mrs Brown? 你认识她吗 布朗夫人
I don't know her, love, but I knew her mother. 我不认识她 亲爱的 但我认识她妈妈
Oh, now, a face on her like a bulldog chewin' a wasp. 喔 现在她的脸就像嚼着黄蜂的斗牛犬
And just like her daughter, fanny like a walk-in wardrobe... 就像她女儿 屁股跟个可进入式衣帽间一样
With slidin' doors, 装着滑动门
and hangers and every feckin' thing. 衣架和所有东西
Extra storage, used to use them bags where you can suck it out and... 额外存储空间 常常用来装你可以吸出来的东西
Well, anyway... 总之
I told her there was nothin doin', 我告诉她已经没什么了
and I made it clear, I'm Cathy Brown's boyfriend. 我说的很清楚了 我是Cathy Brown的男朋友
-What? -You're not Cathy's boyfriend. -什么 -你才不是Cathy的男朋友
-I am. -No, you're not, Buster! -我是 -不 你不是 Buster
-She went for a drink with ya, that's all. -One drink. -她跟你去喝过一杯 就是这样 -就一杯
-Jaysus, I know Cathy's lonely sometimes... -And bitter! -天哪 我知道Cathy有时候很孤独 -也很痛苦
-but she's not blind. -Not feckin' blind. -但她不瞎 -不特么瞎
And anyway, you'll have a hard job gettin' rid of that Kylie O'Donoghue. 总之 你将有个辛苦的工作来摆脱Kylie O'Donoghue
Yeah, you will. 是的 你会的
She'll be on you like a rash. 她会像皮疹一样缠着你
You're gonna have to get a chemist to give you a cream to get rid of her. 你得找个药剂师来给你点药膏以便摆脱她
Her... Her nickname is Veruca. 她 她的昵称叫疣子
So I hope you have the bazooka! 所以我希望你能有个火箭筒子
Right, c'mon, Casanova, let's go. 好了 来吧 卡萨诺瓦 我们走
-See ya later, love. -I'll see ya. -再见 亲爱的 -再见
I'll see ya, chicken. Towel yourself down when you get out there. 再见 小鸟儿 出来的时候记得把你自己擦擦干
Casanova? 卡萨诺瓦
Was he a clown? 他是个小丑吗
No, ya feckin' eejit, he was a painter. 不 你个沙雕 他是个画家
Here, good luck, Buster. 祝你好运 Buster
You don't need luck when you have talent, Maria. Sure, I could be anything. 如果你是个天才就不需要运气 Maria 当然 我能装成任何东西
Oh, yeah? Well, come here then, how would you be a polar bear'? 哦 是吗 过来 你要怎么装成只北极熊
Now, now, good one. 现在 马上 来只帅的
Argh. It's fuckin' freezin'! 啊 太尼玛冷了
Good luck! See yous later. 祝我好运 再见
Polar bear with constipation. 便秘的北极熊
You know, I'm surprised Cathy's not here yet, her flight landed ages ago. 你知道 我很惊讶Cathy还没到 她的航班很早就落地了
She's on her way, love, they have her in the car. 她在路上 亲爱的 他们已经接她上车了
They should be here any minute. 应该马上就到
-Oh, great. -D'you want a cuppa tea, love? -哦 真好 -你想来杯茶吗 亲爱的
Nah, I shall wait till they get here. 算了 他们到这儿之前我会等着
So, any news? 有什么事吗
Yes. Father Quinn has asked me to be in the nativity play. 是的 Quinn神父邀请我参加圣诞剧演出
-Really? -Yes. -真的吗 -是的
As what? 演什么
The Virgin Mary. 圣母玛利亚
Seriously? 认真的吗
Very good. 很好
'Typecast. 和我同款
I've been practising. 我一直在练习
-Practising? -Yes, -练习 -是的
being the Virgin... Well, not the virgin bit 做个处女 嗯 没点处女的样子
but the Mary bit, I've been practisin' that. 但有玛利亚的样子 我一直在练习这个
-D'you wanna see? -Well, yeah. -你想看看吗 -好的
Sidesaddle on her donkey. 侧骑在她的驴子上
Whoa, Caesar, whoa! They called her donkey after a salad. 吁 凯撒 吁 他们用沙拉的名字来叫她的驴子
So she pulls up... Whoa, Caesar, fuck's sake... 所以她停下来 吁 凯撒 卧槽
She pulls up at the inn 她停在旅店前
and she knocks at the door and the innkeeper comes down 她敲了门 然后旅店老板出来
and goes, "Yes, can I help you?" And she says, "Yes, do you have a room?" 说 "有什么能帮助您的吗" 她说 "是的 你还有空房间吗"
And he says, "No, we're booked out." 他说 "没有 我们已经定满了"
And she says, "Oh, dear. Whoa. 然后她说 "哦 亲爱的 吁
"'Cause I am so tired. "因为我太累了
"I have come all the way across the desert on my ass." "我一路靠我的屁股穿过了沙漠"
And he says, "On your donkey?" 他说 "靠您的驴子吗"
She says, "No, I fell off, he dragged me on my ass." 她说 "不 我掉下来了 它拖着我坐着走了一路"
D'you see what I mean'? I put in a few laughs 你明白我什么意思了吗 我加了点笑点进去
'cause there was no fuckin' laughs in this. 因为这剧特么一点笑点都没有
What d'you think? 你觉得怎么样
I think maybe I will have that cup of tea, Mrs Brown. 我觉得或许我需要喝杯茶 布朗夫人
Okay. 好叭
-Howyas! -Hello, son! -你们好 -你好 儿子
Look who's home! 看看谁回来了
-Ah! -She's here, she's here! -啊 -她来了 她来了
Welcome home. 欢迎回家
Ah, Betty! 啊 Betty
-Oh. -Hello. -哦 -你好
-Hello, chicken. -Oh, I missed you. -你好 小家伙 -哦 我好想你
Oh, you're home. 哦 你回家了
How are ya? 你还好吧
Ah, Cathy, it's good to have you home. 啊 Cathy 你回家了真好
-Aw. -I'll get tea. -噢 -我去倒茶
Oh, Jesus, you missed so much. 噢 天哪 你错过太多东西了
You missed the final of Strictly. 你错过了《Strictly》的总决赛
-Ah, did I? -Yeah, by a fuckin' mile. -啊 是吗 -是啊 差很远呢
-I'll see yas later. -Thanks, Mark. -再见 -谢谢 Mark
-See ya, Mark. -See ya, Mark. -再见 Mark -再见 Mark
Mark, love! Mark 亲爱的
-Mark, love. -Yeah. -Mark 亲爱的 -在呢
Will you have a cup of tea? 你要来杯茶吗
I'd love one, Ma, but I have to get back to work. See yous later. 是想来一杯 妈 但我得回去工作了 再见
-See ya, love. -See ya. -再见 亲爱的 -再见
See you, son. Look at him not even stopping for a cup of tea. 再见 儿子 看看他连停下来喝杯茶的时间都没有
AW! 啊
That boy works every hour that God will give him. 这孩子把上帝赐予的每个小时都拿来工作
Just for a lifestyle that somebody else wants. 就为了一种别人向往的生活方式
So, Cathy, was it fab? 怎样 Cathy 那儿赞吗
Oh, Maria, New York is well. God, I could live there! 喔 Maria 纽约棒极了 天哪要是我住那儿
It's everything you see in the movies, yellow taxis, 就是你在电影里看到的一切 黄色出租车
steam comin' out of the manholes. 蒸汽从井盖孔里冒出来
Whose hole? 谁的孔
Manholes with steam comin' outta them! 冒出蒸汽的井盖孔
Dirty bastards! 肮脏的混蛋
So, did ya stay there the whole week? 你这一周都留在这儿吗
Nah, five days, I got the train up on Wednesday to Boston to see Trevor. 不 留5天 我周三坐火车去波士顿见了Trevor
He's with the mission's hostel for the homeless. 他在传教团的旅社为无家可归的人服务
I suppose he has to go wherever the missions send him. 我想无论传教团派他去哪里他都得去
Yeah, well at least he's out of Africa for a while. 是啊 至少他暂时离开非洲了
Jesus, he always sounded so depressed when he was there. 天哪 他在那儿的时候听起来总是非常低落
Hmm. Ya' know I'm really lookin' forward to 嗯 你知道 等他回家过圣诞节的时候
seein' him now when he comes home for Christmas. 我等不及想见见他
Uh-oh. Go on, tell her. 啊哦 继续 告诉她
Tell me what? 告诉我什么
Here we go. 来吧
-Now, love... -Ah. -给 亲爱的 -啊
-Thanks, Mrs Brown. -Ah, Mammy, a decent cuppa tea. -谢谢 布朗夫人 -啊 妈咪 一杯相当好的茶
Nothing says, "Welcome home" like a cup of tea, does it? 没什么能比一杯茶更好地表达"欢迎回家"了 不是吗
Ah, thank you. 啊 谢谢
-So, Cathy, did ya get up to Boston? -I did. -Cathy 你到波士顿了吗 -到了
-And did you see Trevor? -I did, Mammy. -见到Trevor了吗 -见到了 妈咪
Did you tell him that his mother loves him? 你告诉他他妈妈很爱他了吗
Yes, Mammy, but he knows that already. 是的 妈咪 他早就知道了
I suppose he does. 我想也是
Mammy, he looks great! 妈咪 他看起来不错
-Does he? -Yeah, he's lost a little bit of weight. -是吗 -是的 他瘦了点
They're fuckin' starvin' him. 该死的他们在让他挨饿吗
No, Mammy! He's really happy. 没有 妈咪 他真的非常开心
-Is he? -And you see the homeless people -是吗 -你看看那些他提供过食物并照看过的
that he feeds and looks after? 无家可归的人
-Yes? -Jesus, Mammy, they all love him. -嗯 -天哪 妈咪 他们都很爱他
Of course they do, he's a wonderful boy 他们当然爱他 他是个很棒的孩子
and they'll miss him when he comes home for Christmas. 他回家来过圣诞节的时候大家都会想他的
But I think he's... Is he excited about coming home? 但我想他 他对回家感到兴奋吗
Yeah. 当然
So, Cathy, did you go mad shoppin'? Cathy 你疯狂购物了吗
Oh, Jesus, girls, I nearly melted me credit cards! 哦 天 女孩们 我差点把我的信用卡刷爆了
Excuse me, excuse me! 等一下 等一下
Lips moving, still fuckin' talking! 我的嘴动着 还特么在说话呢
Cathy, did you... Did you give Trevor that stuff I asked ya to give 'im? Cathy 我托你给他的东西 你 你给他了吗
I did, Mammy. Oh, do you know he was delighted with the thermal underwear. 我给了 妈咪 你知道吗 他收到保暖内衣特别开心
Well you need thermal underwear in Boston in the winter. 冬天的波士顿 总是需要保暖内衣的
I cut out the nipples and the crotch 'cause it irritates him, you know. 我把乳头和裆的地方都剪掉了 因为他讨厌那样 你懂吧
He likes his tackle to hang... Anyway. 他喜欢他的那话儿吊着 就这样
So, Cathy, what ya buy? Cathy 你买了什么
Oh, loads of stuff! 好多好多
Here, I'm not gonna go through me cases now, but ya have to smell this. 我现在不想都说完 但是你们一定要闻闻这个
I got this gorgeous 我买了这瓶华丽丽的
perfume in Macy's on Fifth Avenue. 香水 在第五大道的梅西百货商场
Oh, Fifth Avenue. Get you! 哇 第五大道 真有你的
Macy's? Is that like ASDA? 梅西百货 跟阿斯达一样吗
Not really. 不太一样
Cathy, what's all that stuff? Cathy 那都是些什么
Oh, now me protection kit. 哦 是我的防狼套装
Protection kit? 防狼套装
Yeah, that's pepper spray and that's a Taser. Jesus, I forgot I had them. 嗯 辣椒水喷雾和电击枪 天啊 我都忘了我还有这些
What the feck do you want them for? 你要这些干嘛
Mammy, I was a woman on me own in New York, 妈咪 在纽约我一个单身女性
I wasn't takin' any chances. 我可不会放松警惕
So for protection I bought those. 所以为了保护自己 我买了这些
You were a Brown on your own in New York, 在纽约你可是一个单身布朗家的人
it's them that needed the fuckin' protection! 需要保护自己的是他们
What would you do with them? 这些玩意儿怎么用
Well, ya spray this one in their eyes 拿这个朝他们眼睛喷
-and it blinds them, right. -Jesus! -然后他们就看不见了 -天啊
And then this one... 然后这个东西
Electrocutes them! 电死他们
Nothin' like that in my day, just a good kick in the balls! 我那时候可没有这些 踢蛋一脚就可以了
Shut up, Grandad, go asleep! 安分点 爷爷 睡你的觉
Y'know, I'm really surprised ya got them through security. 我都震惊了 你带着这些过了安检
Yeah, I am too. I forgot I had them. 是啊 我也是 我都忘了我有
Here, what's wrong with Grandad? 说起来 爷爷怎么了
His hamster's dead. 他的仓鼠死了
Ah, what happened? 怎么了
I covered him in Shake n' Vac. 我把它埋Shake n' Vac里了
And what, you poisoned him? 什么 你毒死它了
Oh, Jesus, no. I hoovered him up. 天啊 没有 我把它吸出来了
You shoulda seen 'im. 你真该看看它
All I needed was a bit of Mexican music. 就差来点墨西哥音乐了
D'you know, I didn't lose one bit of suction. 知道吗 我每一抽都没放过（这句话咋感觉不像人话 怪怪的
Oh, here, Cathy, your perfume is gorgeous. 给你 Cathy 你的香水真的很棒
Ah, thanks, love. 谢谢 亲爱的
And thanks very much for the cup of tea, Mrs Brown, but I can't stay. 非常感谢你的茶 布朗夫人 但我该走了
I have to go and pick up John, George and Ringo from playschool. 我要去接John George和Ringo放学
Oh, the triplets. 哦对 三胞胎
Oh, Maria, 喔 Maria
can I go with ya? I'm dying to see the triplets! 我能跟你去吗 我迫不及待想看看三胞胎
-Yeah, sure. -Do ya mind, Mammy? -好啊 -你介意吗 妈咪
Well, yeah, I do a bit, love. I... I was hoping when they were gone 嗯 我其实有一点介意 我 我本来想等她们走了以后
you might, you know, 15-20 minutes fill me in on how Trevor's doing and all about that. 你可以 花15到20分钟跟我讲讲Trevor怎么样都做了什么
Sure, I'll be back later, Mammy, 当然了 我去去就回 妈咪
and when it's just the two of us, sure I'll fill you in on everything. 咱们俩单独的时候 我肯定倾囊而出
Yeah and she's loads to tell you. 是啊 而且她有好多要讲的
Would you... Jesus! 你能 天啊
Cathy, maybe if you just hang on for a minute and give me the headlines. Cathy 也许你能不能等一分钟 先给我说一下大概
AW! 喔
I know! 是不是
She can visit the triplets anytime. I haven't seen me son for four years. 她随时都可以去看三胞胎啊 可我都四年没见到儿子了
AW! 喔
It wouldn't have killed her now to give me a bit of feckin' news. 跟我说一说又不会要她的命
Bitch. 碧池
I needn't have bothered making feckin' tea. 我就不该费劲做什么茶
What do ya want now, Grandad? 你现在要干什么 爷爷
I can't sleep! 我睡不着
Yeah, well, try feckin' harder. 啊 再努努力
Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top. 宝宝的摇篮 在那树梢
When the wind blows. 当风吹起
Hello? 喂
No, I'm sorry, she's not here at the moment. 不 对不起 她现在不在家
Well, yeah, she'll be back in a few minutes. 好 她几分钟后就回来
Okay, well, can I say who called? 好 我能留个您的名字吗
Mr Campbell. Campbell先生
Yeah, okay, I'll tell her, thanks. Bye. 好的 我会转告她的 谢谢 再见
-Ah, hello. -Ah, hiya, love. -啊 你好 -啊 你好 亲爱的
-Howya. -Hey. -你好 -嘿
-Where's Mammy? -Oh, she's just gone over to Winnie's. -妈咪呢 -她刚去Winnie家了
So Betty's just been telling me that Trevor is not comin' home for Christmas now. Betty刚跟我说了 Trevor今年圣诞不回来
No. 对
So, did ya tell her yet? 那你跟她说了吗
No. 没有
Cathy, it's only five weeks to Christmas Cathy 距离圣诞只有5周了
and she's really lookin' forward to him comin' home. 她一直都很盼着他回来
-Yeah. -God, the longer ya leave it -是啊 -上帝啊 你拖得越晚
-the worse it's going to be. -Yeah. -事情越糟 -是啊
Thanks, Betty. 谢谢 Betty
Did he say why he wasn't comin' home? 他说他为什么不回来了吗
Yeah, he said it's the busiest time at the homeless shelter in Boston. 嗯 他说那是波士顿收容所最忙的时候
He's only gonna get two days off, which isn't enough. 他只有两天假期 时间不够
And anyway, Mark, he can't afford it. He has nothin'. 而且 Mark 他也没钱回来 两袖清风
Jesus, I'm dreadin' tellin' Mammy. 天啊 我不敢跟妈妈说
Mmm-hmm. 嗯哼
I know. 我知道
Anyway, you shouldn't be the one that has to tell her. 不过 你也不该是告诉她的那个人
What? 什么
Well, you're the eldest, you should tell her. 你是长子 应该你跟她说
I don't mind. 我不介意
Mark, it's not as easy as it might sound. Mark 这事可没有听上去这么简单
Mammy's really built up for this. 妈咪真的全部心思都在里面
Well, Mammy's just going to have to deal with the reality of it. 那妈咪要面对现实了
Trevor's not comm' home, thats that. Trevor不会回来 就是这样
Yes, it's disappointing, but that's the way it is. 是啊 是很让人失望 但这就是现实
Jesus, you're so full of confidence. 天啊 你也太自信了
Mmm, isn't he? 哼 可不是
Hello, Mark. 嗨 Mark
Hiya, Ma. 嗨 妈妈
Jesus, twice in one day. That's more than any mother could expect. 天啊 一天两次 超出所有妈妈的期待
-Hello, son. -All right? -你好啊 儿子 -你好
Howya? 好啊
Here, Mammy, there was a phone call for ya. I told them you'd be back in a few minutes. 妈咪 刚有个找你的电话 我跟他说你几分钟后就回
It was a Kirby and Campbell Solicitors? 来自Kirby和Campbell事务所
Yeah, right, okay. 嗯 对 好
So how's Winnie? Winnie怎么样了
Winnie's doing all right, you know. Winnie做得很好
D'you know when she said she was going to get a job I nearly laughed. 你知道当她说她要干一份事业的时候 我都快笑出来了
Well, the only thing I've ever seen her 我唯一见过她
doing on her own was making fuckin' dandruff. 自己干什么事就是制造头皮屑
But she's after getting this thing in a magazine. 但是她在杂志上看到这事以后
She's going to be a consumer advocate. 就要成为一个消费测评人
A what? 一个什么
The magazine's going to send her loads of products, she tries them out, 杂志会给她寄很多很多产品 她一个个试用
writes a little report for them, sends it in and they pay her €200 a month for that! 写一些小报告 寄回去 就可以一个月拿200镑
That's all right, isn't it? 很好啊 不是吗
D'ya know, 知道吗
they said she's the perfect consumer. I don't know why, she buys fuck all. 他们说她是一个完美消费者 我不知道为什么 她啥都买
But for the first time, I think Winnie's after falling on her feckin' feet. 但这是第一次 我觉得Winnie会干得一帆风顺的
-Good for her! -Good for her is right. -对她是好事 -对 对她很好
Ah, that's great, Mammy. 很好啊 妈咪
-I'll get that for you. -I'll get it! -我来替你接 -我来接
Hello, how do-do-do? 喂 你好
Hello, Mr Campbell. Yes, yes, hold on a second please. 你好 Campbell先生 是 是 请稍等一下 谢谢
Yeah... 是
Uh-oh! 啊哦
What? 怎么了
Anytime Mammy takes the phone into the cupboard, somethin's wrong. 只要妈咪进杂物室里面打电话 准有坏事
When she was gettin' the bad news about Daddy, into the cupboard. 当她听到爸爸的坏消息时 她在杂物室里面
When Rory came outta the closet, Mammy into the cupboard. 当Rory出柜的时候 她在杂物室里面
D'you know anythin' about that? 你知道是什么事吗
Not a clue! 完全不知道
Listen, maybe I should phone around, 听着 也许我该四处打听一下
try and find out what this Kirby and Campbell crowd do, 试着找找这伙Kirby和Campbell是干什么的
what they specialise in. 他们专攻哪个领域
-Yeah, do that. -Yeah. -对 去吧 -嗯
Yes, Mr Campbell, I understand. I understand, yes, fine. Bye, goodbye. 是 Campbell先生 我理解 我明白 是 没问题 再见 拜
Mind your own fuckin' business. 管好特么你们自己的事吧
Do yous want a cup of tea? 你们想喝茶吗
No, thanks, 不用了 谢谢
we just popped in on the way home from shoppin'. I've frozen stuff in the boot. 我们就是购物回来顺便看看 后备箱里还有冷冻食品呢
Well, if you've frozen stuff in the boot, Betty, 如果后备箱里有冷冻食品 Betty
get it out of the boot and into the freezer. 那就从后备箱里拿出来 放进冰箱里
Really, there's nothin' worse than puttin' 真的 没有比
soggy sprouts in your mouth. Hmm. Am I right, Cathy? 把湿湿的豆芽含在嘴里更差的了 我说的对吗 Cathy
Allegedly. 据说是
Mammy. 妈咪
Yes, love? 什么 亲爱的
Before he goes, Mark has somethin' he wants to tell ya. 在Mark走之前 他有话跟你说
Yes, chicken, 说吧 小子
what is it, love? 怎么了 亲爱的
Tell your Mammy, tell Mammy. 跟妈咪说 跟妈咪说
-Yeah, well, Mammy... -Tell Mammy. Tell Mammy. -嗯 妈咪 -跟妈咪说 跟妈咪说
-Yes, love. Yes. -Mammy, -嗯 亲爱的 嗯 -妈咪
y'know the way... 你知道你
You know the way you're all excited about Trevor's Christmas visit? 你知道你对Trevor圣诞回家这事有多兴奋吧
Yes. 对
-Well, Mammy... -Yes, son. -这个 妈咪 -嗯 儿子
-Yes, love. -Mammy, I... -嗯 亲爱的 -妈咪 我
I just want you to know that... 我只是想告诉你
Excited? 兴奋
Excited? Do you know sometimes, son, I think about Trevor coming home 兴奋 你知道吗 儿子 有时候我想着Trevor要回家来
and I'm here on me own and I want to burst into feckin' tears 光自己站在这 就要失声大哭了
-with excitement. -Yeah. -兴奋死了 -是
-What about it, love? -Well, Mammy, y'know yourself... -怎么了 亲爱的 -妈咪 你自己也知道
Christmas-time, it's... It's a busy time for everybody. 圣诞的时候 每个人都很忙
It is busy but it's not too busy that we can't just 是很忙 但还没忙到我们没办法
make exceptions and make the time to give Trevor the time he deserves 做额外的事情 挤出时间来陪Trevor共度应有的时光
when he comes home on his visit. 当他回来看看的时候
-Yeah, but Mammy... -Yes, love? -是 但是妈咪 -什么 亲爱的
Everybody's running around last minute presents, last minute this and that. Y'know? 每个人都忙着准备最后的礼物 最后的这个 最后的那个 你知道吧
-This is about my present, isn't it? -Huh? -是关于给我的礼物的吗 -什么
Yous feckin' eejits! 你们这些笨蛋
You're not to be getting me anything big! 你们不用送我什么大礼
We're not, just a token present. 我们没有 就是个代金券
A fuckin' token? 他妈代金券
I hope it's a token that's shaped like a flat screen TV. 我希望是个平板电视形状的代金券
Mammy, this is about Trevor! 妈咪 是Trevor的事
What about him, love? 他怎么了 亲爱的
What is it, chicken? 怎么了 小子
-Exactly, Ma. -Yes, love. -事实上 妈妈 -嗯 亲爱的
Well, it's about Trevor coming home. 是关于Trevor回家这事
Yes? 什么
-Well, the thing is... -Yes, love. -事情就是 -嗯 亲爱的
-It's just that he's... -Yes, yes, chicken, what? -就是 他 -嗯嗯 小子 怎么了
Well he's... Mammy... 嗯 他 妈咪
I just want you to know that, that... No matter how busy it gets at Christmas, 我就想让你知道 知道 无论圣诞时候有多忙
I'll be at the airport to pick Trevor up, okay? 我都会去机场接Trevor回家 好吗
-Oh, thank you, love. -See ya later. -哦 谢谢你 亲爱的 -再见
-Are you right'? -Good boy, Mark! -你还好吧 -好孩子 Mark
I never even thought of that. 我都没想到这一点
Thank you, son. 谢谢你 儿子
He's so good. 他可真好
Wait for me! Ya chicken shit! 等等我 你这个死小子
Mark is always ahead of the posse. Mark总是在大家前面
Thinks of everything. He's wonderful. 所有事都思虑周全 他真的很好
-Oh, sure, he's marvellous. -Isn't he, though'? -哦 当然 他可太棒了 -是吧
Here, how's Grandad doin'? 爷爷怎么样
He's a little better. 他好一点了
Here, I've had an idea how we might cheer him up. 我想到了一个办法 让他振作一点
Say, we get the hamster and we have a little ceremony. 就是 我们拿着那只仓鼠 举行一个小葬礼
Put him in a box and then we bring him down to the end of the garden 把它放进盒子里 然后带它到花园尽头
and bury him at the end of the garden, 在那里把它埋起来
beside where we buried your rabbit. 埋在我们埋你的兔子旁边
Daddy gave my rabbit to a farmer. 爸爸把我的兔子送给农民了
So he'd have space to run around the fields and be happy! 这样兔子就有地方在田野上尽情奔跑 自由自在
No, he killed 'im. 不 他把它杀了
What? 什么
It was very quick. 手起刀落
Hello, Rory! 你好 Rory
That's the wrong chair, love. 不是那把椅子 亲爱的
You have me upset now. 现在你把我整懵了
Hello... 嗨
I'm sorry, love, I just... 我很抱歉 亲爱的 我刚刚
I... 我
I never thought I'd see the day when you'd be sittin' there 我从来没想过 有一天你会坐在这
with your face buried in a muff. 把你的脸埋进小鲍鱼里
Why are you so upset? 你怎么这么难过
Rory, Rory
what is it, love, what's wrong? 怎么了 亲爱的 发生什么事了
Ah, Rory, come on, tell us. 啊 Rory 来吧 跟我们说
Is it you and Dino? 是你和Dino吗
What happened? Did he cut your fuckin' tongue out? 怎么了 他把你舌头给剪了吗
Mammy! 妈咪
Well, Jesus Christ. What's the point in educating a child 老天爷啊 到底该怎么教育一个孩子
when he walks in the door and the only way he can communicate 当他走进来后 唯一的沟通方式就是
is to wave his fuckin' muff at you. 向你挥舞他该死的小鲍鱼
-Speak! -Oh. -说话 -喔
Speak! Talk, Rory, talk! 说话 说话 Rory 说话
Mammy! 妈咪
What? 怎么了
Stop hitting him! 别打他了
I'm not hitting him. I'm encouraging him. 我没打他 我在鼓励他
-Get it out, Rory, get it out! -Stop! -说出来 Rory 说出来 -住手
Get it out. 说出来
Did you just snot on Winnie's muff? 你难道在Winnie的毛毛上擤鼻涕了吗
Get it out! 说出来
I remember writing this bit and it wasn't this fuckin' long. 我记得写这段的时候可没有特么这么长
Mammy. 妈咪
Correct! 对了
Can I stay here for a few days? 我能在这待几天吗
Me apartment's ruined! 我的公寓被毁了
I have to get new carpets and all. 我必须要买新的地毯还有其他所有东西
Why, what happened, love? 怎么了 发生了什么 亲爱的
Me and Dino had a row. 我和Dino吵了一架
No wonder you're upset, 难怪你这么难过
-I'm sorry, love. Jesus, no wonder. -Aw! -对不起 亲爱的 天啊 难怪 -呜
I'm sorry, love. 对不起 亲爱的
I walked out and when I came back he was gone 我出门了 然后当我回去的时候 他已经走了
and he'd destroyed the place! 他还把公寓给毁了
Destroyed it? 把公寓毁了
Cathy, he even pulled the radiator off the wall! Cathy 他甚至把暖气片给拆了
-Ah, for feck's sake. -What? -啊 我的天啊 -什么
Flooded the whole place! 淹了整个房子
Oh, my God. 我的上帝啊
I had to get a man in and all. 我不得不找个男人进来
-Rory, you dirty bastard! -Oh, jeez! -Rory 你这个浪家伙 -哦 天啊
Mammy! 妈咪
Dino's only gone out the fuckin' door five minutes! Dino才刚刚离家5分钟
Rory, what is wrong with you! Control your libido! Rory 你发什么神经 管好你自己的欲望
Stop takin' them Feminex. 别再吃Feminex催情药了
No, Mammy, a man to fix the flood. 不是 妈咪 是叫一个男人来修地板
-A plumber? -Yes. -是个水管工 -对
Well, then fuckin' say plumber. 好吧 那直接说水管工就好了
So, Mammy, can I stay? 所以 妈咪 我能留下吗
Rory, this is your home. Mi casa, tu casa. Rory 这就是你的家 我家就是你家
That's German! 那是德语
Of course you can stay, this will always be your home, love. Always. 你当然可以留下来 这里永远都是你的家 亲爱的 永远
-Thanks, Mammy. -And Grandad will be delighted -谢谢 妈咪 -爷爷也会很开心的
to have the company in the bed, he just be freezin' at night. 有个人能陪他睡 他晚上快要冻死了
Now look, 听着
-you're too upset to be talking. -Yeah. -你现在难过到没法说话 -对
What you need to do is go up and run a nice bath. 去上楼 好好洗个澡
Right. 好
And just sit back and relax in it, love, and... 然后坐下来 放松 亲爱的 然后
Yeah. 嗯
Think about your over-acting. 好好想想你怎么演过火的
You might give your muff a soak as well while you're up there. 在上面的时候你可以给你的小鲍鱼也洗一洗
Thanks, Mammy. 谢谢 妈咪
Ah, Mammy, poor Rory. 啊 妈咪 可怜的Rory
What the hell is Dino thinking of? Dino到底在想什么
Mammy, it doesn't sound like Dino. 妈咪 这听上去可一点都不像Dino
Well, Rory's not a liar. He wouldn't say that if Dino didn't do it. Rory不会撒谎的 如果Dino没做 他不会这么 说的
And I don't like it, I don't like that at all. I don't like feckin' bullying, won't have it. 我不喜欢这样 我一点都不喜欢这样 我不喜欢欺负人 不能允许这样的事
Listen, maybe I'll go up after him, make sure he's all right. 听着 也许我可以上去看看他 确保他没事
Do, Cathy, and then d'you know what, 去吧 Cathy 然后你这样
put some fairy liquid in the bath, make it nice and soft for him. 在浴缸里放一些小仙女洗衣液在浴缸里 让他能高兴舒服一点
Okay- 好
The cheek of that Scottish bastard. 臭不要脸的苏格兰杂种
Do you know, just for a second I forgot where I fuckin' was! 知道吗 这一瞬间我都忘了我特么现在在哪了
The cheek of that ginger-haired bastard, 臭不要脸的姜黄头发杂种
taking a hand to my son. 插手我儿子的事
And why wouldn't you, he's a soft touch. 为什么不呢 他心肠很软
Try me, son, fuckin' try me. 朝我试试 孩子 朝我来啊
C'mon, bring it on, ya bastard. 来吧 放马过来吧 你个小杂种
I'd hit him with so many lefts he'd be beggin' me for a fuckin' right. 我会一直从左边揍他 揍到他求我打一下右边
I don't mind people having rows, that happens all the time, 我不介意人们吵架 这事时刻都在发生
but there's no place in a relationship for violence, I just won't have it. 但是一段关系中不可以有暴力 我不能容忍这种事
Hello? 喂
Grandad, I have a big box. 爷爷 我有一大箱东西
So I heard. 老远就听到了
Agnes. Agnes
Agnes, love, it's me, me stuff has arrived! Agnes 亲爱的 是我 我的小鲍鱼到了
Wow. 哇
Ah, you had your hair done. 啊 你做头发了
It suits ya, Agnes. 挺适合你的 Agnes
Look, me stuff has arrived. 看 我的东西到了
Look. 看
Bark stop. 止吠器
Oh, yeah, it's a bark stop collar. 对 是个止吠项圈
I know what you do, you put that round a dog's neck 我知道怎么用 你把它给狗狗戴上
and if the dog barks, he gets an electric shock! 然后狗狗一叫 就会被电击
Here, Agnes, I don't have a bloody dog. Agnes 我都没有狗
How am I supposed to test that? 我要怎么测试这东西
-Grandad. -Yeah, yeah. -爷爷 -嗯嗯
We have somethin' for your rheumatism. 我们这有能治你风湿的东西
-Huh? -You'll like this, oh, yeah. -嗯 -你会喜欢的 对
Oh, yeah. 噢 对
-Well, that works. -Yeah. Right, next? -很有用 -对 然后下一个
Winnie, I'm gettin' the... Winnie 我要
I'm gettin' the dinner. 我要去做晚饭了
-The dinner. -Right. -晚饭 -好
Can we do this tomorrow? 我们能明天再做这个吗
-Yeah. Yeah. -Do it tomorrow. -好好 -明天再测
-I'll bring it back tomorrow, Agnes. -Tomorrow, tomorrow. -我明天再拿过来 Agnes -明明明天
-Cheers, love. -Cheers, Winnie. -再见 亲爱的 -再见 Winnie
Bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye. 拜 拜拜 拜拜 拜
See ya, Grandad. 再见 爷爷
See ya. See ya. 再见 再见
Press the button. 按这个按钮
Hello, how do-do-do-do-do-do? 喂 你你你你好
Yes, no, no, there's no O'Brien here, you have the wrong number. 是 不不 这里没有O'Brien 你打错了
Yeah, that's the right number, 对 号码是有的
but you've the wrong people. 但是人没有
No there's no... What kind of a fuckin' eejit are you? 不是 这没有 你是有多听不懂人话啊
Hello, Father Quinn, hello, hello. 喂 Quinn神父 你你你好
Rehearsal? Yes, I can be there. 排练吗 可以 我可以到
What... Have you decided what part? 什么 你决定好哪段了吗
No. Well, while you're thinking about it, listen to this now. 没有 你想着 现在先听一下这个
Like a virgin. 宛若处女
Hello? 喂
Bastard. 混蛋
-Hiya, Mammy. -Hello, Cathy. -嗨 妈咪 -嗨 Cathy
I'm just making tea, would you like some tea? 我正在泡茶 你要来杯吗
Or would you prefer some coff... Cock, some... 还是来点儿咖 鸡 来点儿
Some... 来点儿
Some coffee? 来点儿咖啡
-Tea will be fine, Mammy. -Tea, tea, tea! Fine, I'll get the tea. -茶就行了 妈咪 -茶 茶 茶 好 我去倒茶
-Mammy! -Yeah? -妈咪 -嗯
Your hair is different. 你发型变了
You should see me fuckin' knickers, never mind me hair. 你应该看看我的内裤 别管我的头发了
Jesus Christ. 老天
Here, I'll get it. 我来接
If that's Father Quinn for me, tell him to... 如果是Quinn神父打来找我的话 让他
-To phone me after the dinner. -Hello? -晚饭后再打 -喂
-Yes, this is Cathy Brown. -Oh, here I'll take it, give it to me. -对 我是Cathy Brown -哦 我来接吧 给我
-I'll take it. -Sorry, can you just hang on -我来接 -抱歉 能稍等我
a moment, please. 一下吗 谢谢
-I'll take it. -No, Mammy, it's for me. -我来接 -不 妈咪 是找我的
-Oh, sorry. -I'll take it upstairs. -哦 抱歉 -我上楼去接
No. 不
You stay where you are, I was going upstairs anyway. 你就在这儿接 反正我也要上楼去
I have to go up and... 我要上楼去
I have to get rid of the static. 把静电处理掉
Every time I cross me legs, me fanny sparks. 我腿一交叉 屁股上就会起火花
Hello? 喂
Yeah, sorry about that. 对不起
Look, thanks for getting back to me so quickly. 谢谢你这么快就回复我了
Yeah, I was just looking for some information 对 我在调查一家
on a company called Kirby and Campbell Solicitors. 叫Kirby和Campbell的律所
Yeah, what is it they do? 他们是做什么的
What do they specialise in? 他们专攻哪方面
Really? 真的吗
Adoptions? 领养
Now. 开始
Dear... 亲爱的
Oh, Jesus! 哦 老天
Oh, ya must have offended the fuckin' props people. 哦 你肯定是得罪道具组了
That's the electric pen. 这是一支电笔
Don't fuck with them, love. 不要跟他们鬼混 亲爱的
Okay- 好了
Here's what you write, "To whom it may concern. 你就这么写 "致有关部门
"Regarding your product..." 关于你们的产品"
I haven't seen you move like that in fuckin' years. 好多年都没见过你这么动了
"Regarding your product, Celebrity Eye-drops, "关于你们的产品 名人眼药水"
"we would like to make a complaint. "我们想要投诉"
"it is not effective against every eye irritant, "它并非对所有眼部刺激都有效"
"specifically pepper spray. "尤其是防狼喷雾"
"When, uh, when applied the recommended forty-five drops..." "在 呃 在我按照说明滴了四十五滴以后"
Winnie, it's four to fuckin' five drops! Winnie 是他妈四到五滴
Scrap the letter, scrap the letter. 把信撕了 把信撕了
Ah, well, Grandad, according to this your eyes are going to sparkle. 啊 好吧 爷爷 这上面说你会眼冒金星
In about three months. 持续三个月
-Right, well, that's the last one. -No, I kept the biggest till last, Agnes. -好了 这是最后一个了 -不 我把最大的留到最后了 Agnes
-No, I think we're done. -No. -不是吧 我以为已经没了 -不
-Oh! -Jesus, what's that? -哦 -老天 这什么啊
It's a crash helmet. 是一个安全帽
Oh, look at that. 喔 看看
-It's got a pocket for your iPod. -Oh. -还有一个放iPod的小兜 -哦
That's very good. 这个真是太好了
Bluetooth? Excuse me. 蓝牙 认真的吗
Well, how am I supposed to test that, Agnes? 我要怎么测评这个呀 Agnes
Here, you put it on and I'll fuck ya down the stairs. 来 你把它戴上 我把你从楼梯上推下去
Ah, go on. 啊 去你的
Grandad. 爷爷
No, it's okay, it's okay, relax. 不 没事的 没事的 放松
We have somethin' for you to try now. These are lovely earmuffs. 我们有东西想要给你试试 是一副非常好的耳罩
You'll like these, love. 你会喜欢的 亲爱的
Wait till you see how snug these are. Now! 看看这有多舒服 来吧
Look at that, Bob Marley on a Harley. 看看 鲍勃·马利骑哈雷摩托车的造型
-Winnie. -Yeah? -Winnie. -嗯
Go into the back garden and get me a piece of fuckin' wood. 去后院给我拿一根木棍来
Right. 好嘞
-Howya, Mammy? -Hello, son. -你好吗 妈咪 -你好 儿子
I saw you pulling up, I have your tea ready. 我看到你上来了 我已经给你倒好茶了
My Jesus, what are you fuckin' wearin'? 老天啊 你穿的这是啥啊
Mammy! 妈咪
Rory, why would you wrap yourself in tin foil Rory 要不是为了保鲜的话
unless it was to keep fresh. 你干嘛把自己裹在锡纸里
And that'd be a waste of fuckin' foil. 也他妈太浪费锡纸了
How are things at the apartment? 公寓那边怎么样了
Oh, don't talk to me, Mammy. 噢 别提了 妈咪
I have to, love, otherwise there's no fuckin' show. 我必须得提 亲爱的 要不然就没得可演了
Mammy, not only do I have to get new carpets 妈咪 我不光得买新地毯
and a new radiator, I have to get something called underlay. 新暖气 我还得买一个叫衬垫的东西
Yes, that means you have to get felt. 对 这就说明你还得被人探到底下
For under the carpet. 地毯底下
You're such a slut. 你可真是放荡不羁
But, Mammy, the cost of everything just keeps going up and up and up. 但是 妈咪 所有这些让钱花得越来越多
Welcome to the real world. 欢迎来到真实的世界
But, Mammy, how am I going to afford all that? 但是妈咪 我怎么付得起呢
The insurance company will pay out and if they leave you short any money, 保险公司会帮你付 要是他们少赔了
you know yourself, love, don't fuckin' ask me. 你懂的 亲爱的 少烦我
-Mammy? -What, love? -妈咪 -怎么了 亲爱的
Why is Grandad wearing a crash helmet? 为什么爷爷带着安全帽啊
It's one of Winnie's products we had to test. It was very good, we did very well, 这是Winnie要测评的一个产品 很棒 我们用得很好
-and we'd a bit of fun with it. -No. -而且我们还玩得挺开心的 -没有
We had, c'mon, he was miming all the films, he was very good. Do it for him. 有的 来吧 他模仿了所有电影 他演得超棒 演给他看看
-Show him. Show Rory your fuckin' film. -No. -给他看看 给Rory看看你的电影 -不要
Here, Rory, press that, press play, press play. Rory 按那个 按播放 按播放
Wait till you see this. 等着看吧
Here we go, are you ready? 来了 准备好了吗
C'mon, now c'mon, Grandad, do it. 来吧 来吧 爷爷 来一个
Here we go, one, two, three, four. 来了 一 二 三 四
'Lee-hen! 耶嘿
What d'ya think'? We do requests! 你觉得怎么样 也可以点播的噢
Adoptions? 领养
These solicitors Kirby and Campbell, they arrange adoptions? Kirby和Campbell这两位律师 负责安排领养
No, Betty, they track down adopted children 不 Betty 他们专找多年前
for mothers who put them up for adoption years ago. 被母亲送去找人领养的孩子
What does that mean? 这是什么意思
That means that one of us could be adopted. 就是我们中的一个是被领养的
Nah, surely your mother would have told ye, wouldn't she? 不会 这种事妈妈应该会告诉你们的 对吧
No. 没有
Well, has she ever treated any of yous like you were adopted? 那她有把你们之中哪个像领养来的那样对待吗
Maria, sometimes she treats us all like we're adopted. Maria 有时候她对我们的方式 好像我们都是被领养的一样
Well, which one of yous then? 那谁是被领的那个呢
I don't know. 我不知道
I suppose whichever one of us is the most different to the rest. 应该是兄弟姐妹里和其他人最不像的那个
Hiya. 你们好
What? 怎么了
C'mon, Betty. 走吧 Betty
We better make a move before Mammy gets back, 我们最好赶在妈妈回来之前散了
or she'll know we were talking about her. See yous later. 否则她就该知道我们背着她说小话了 回头见
-See you later. -See you later. -回头见 -回头见
Yeah, c'mon. Us, too. 对 我们也走吧
Would ya c'mon, Dermot Brown, 你走不走 Dermot Brown
or whoever ya really are. 或者爱谁谁
Maria, that's not even a little bit fuckin' funny. Maria 这一点也不好笑
Cathy, what's gem' on'? Cathy 怎么回事
Rory, Rory
We think one of us is adopted. 我们觉得我们之中有人是被领养的
I knew it. 我就知道
I was born into a real rich family. 我出身于富贵家庭的
And yous bastards kidnapped me. 而你们这些混蛋绑架了我
What? 什么
I don't care who you are, 我不管你是谁
I'm tellin' ya now, just because it's a sunny day, 我跟你说 不能因为今天是个晴天
doesn't mean you put on your Speedos and run around in my fuckin' garden. 你就可以穿着游泳裤在我的花园里乱跑
You shouldn't even be here, Father Quinn. 你就不该过来 Quinn神父
I'm getting a gun. 我要弄把枪
-Hiya, Ma. -Hello, son. -嗨 妈妈 -嗨 儿子
Hello, Happy Feet. 你好呀 快乐的大脚
Oh, you brought Pingu with you. 哦 你把企鹅家族也带来了
Will ya have a cuppa tea, love? 你要喝杯茶吗 亲爱的
No thanks, Ma, we're only on a quick break. 不了 谢谢妈 我们只是来稍微歇一下
Well, if it's only a quick break why don't ya just slide into the freezer and relax? 如果是稍微歇一下 你怎么不钻进冰箱放松放松呢
I have to bring Buster down to get measured for his penguin suit. 我得带Buster来量量他的企鹅装
Measured? What's to be measured? 量 量什么
Penguins are all the same fuckin' size. 企鹅装都特么是均码的
What have you to measure? 有什么可量的
His beak for a start. 从他的喙开始
His beak? 他的喙
Very good. Mmm-hmm. 很好 嗯嗯
Here, what do the gas company and penguins have in common? 你知道燃气公司和企鹅有什么共同点吗
They can both stick their bill up their! 他们都能用账单/喙碰到他们的屁股
Do you know what I'm saying? 你知道我在说什么吧
Y'know his, y'know... 你们听懂了吧
I'm goin' into the field, Mrs Brown. 我要入场了 布朗夫人
You're going into the field? What field? 你要入场了 什么场
I don't know, I hope there's no cows in there. I fuckin' hate cows. 我不知道 我希望这里没有牛 我讨厌死牛了
Penguin that hates cows. There's a thing. 讨厌牛的企鹅 这倒挺新鲜
Buster, the field means out on the street, Buster 场就是街道上
with my public. 群众们中
Now, I'll be doin' your field training, 好了 我要给你做实地培训
-but only if ya pass this exam tomorrow. -Oh, yeah. -但是只有你通过了明天的考试才行 -喔 当然
-I think I will pass it, Dermot. -Well... -我能通过的 Dermot -嗯
-Here, watch this. -Why? -看这个 -怎么了
-Have you been practising? -Yeah. -你做准备了吗 -对
-Okay, are yous ready? -Oh, now. Stand back. -好了 准备好了吗 -哦 我后退一点
Here we go. 走你
One, two, three... One, two, three, four. 一二三 一二三四
Are you ready? Are you ready? 准备好 准备好
Well done, son, that's brilliant, that's fantastic! 做得好 孩子 太棒了 棒呆了
-Brilliant, Buster, well done. -Very good, well done. -真棒 Buster 好样的 -很好 很好
But you're not as good as Dermot was. 但是没有Dermot好
You're brilliant at the juggling, aren't you, son? 儿子 你的杂耍更精彩 对不
Watch this. Yous... 你看着 你来
No. 不要
- You show... You show him. -I can't. -你来 玩给他看看 -儿子做不到
Of course, with your little wings. 你可以的 用你的小翅膀
You jammy bastard. 你这个走运的臭崽子
How's your balloon animals comin' along, Buster? Buster 你会用气球扭动物了吗
Yeah, how is your balloon animals? 是哦 你会了吗
Balloon animals are essential, it's really important. 气球动物是不能少的 很重要
Balloon animals, especially for the children. 气球动物专门吸引小孩子
Yeah. 没错
- Well, c'mon, show us. -Yeah, give us a look. -来 给我们看看 -对 给我们瞧瞧
Oh. 噢
Your father used a condom like that. 你爸用过这个型号的避孕套
Oh, my God, it's your father. 噢 天哪 这不就是你爸的家伙么
No, no, it's your Uncle Jack. 不 不 现在是你Jack叔了
Must be a secret knot. 肯定是个神秘结
Now this is the magic I love. I love this, now. 现在到了我喜欢的魔法时刻了 我喜欢
Voila'! 请看
What's that supposed to be? 这是什么动物
It's a snake. 这是条蛇
A snake that's sunburnt with a fuckin' nipple. 一条被晒红了还他妈有奶头的蛇吗
That's brutal, Buster. Buster 真的不忍直视
That is dreadful. It really is dreadful now. 真的很垮 现在真的太垮了
-It is. Do somethin' else. -Yeah, somethin' more complex. -没错 扭个别的吧 -对 搞点更复杂的
Now. 精彩的来了
Try and get it to the child before they go to fuckin' university. 努点力 争取在孩子们上大学之前能让他们看上
Voila'! 瞧啊
What's that supposed to be? 这又是什么
It's fuckin' you. 这他妈是你
It is you, son. 是你 儿子
It is you. 真是你
Or else, it's a one-legged man with a huge... 又或者是 一个有大屌的独腿男
That's not good enough, Buster. Buster 这个不行
It's not bad, now, but it's not... It's not great. 还行吧 但是不够精彩
Call over to me tonight and I'll give you some grinds. 今晚来我家 我给你补补课
He gives some great... He's great at the balloon animals, 他可以 他气球动物扭的很像
you should see him... 你应该跟他学学
Well, he learned from the best, my Trevor taught him. 他可是大师教的 我儿子Trevor教的
Trevor was doing balloon animals years, he used to do it for the children, Trevor干这个很多年了 以前他就是给孩子扭这个
and the children would be all going... 然后 孩子们就会
if they hear the balloon animals, look at that and go... 如果他们听到气球动物 盯着看 就会
And the kids would go, "Ah, fuck." 孩子们会说 啊 卧槽
-Yeah? -Yeah. -真的吗 -真的
Someone has a line now and I don't think it's me. 此处应该有台词 我觉得不是我的
- Is it me? - Yeah. -真该我了吗 -对
It's all about you, you're very selfish sometimes. 全是围着你转 有时你可自私了
It is about me, isn't it? I know, I saw the fuckin' poster. 我是主角 可不是 我知道 我他妈看到海报了
No, really, that's your line. 不 认真的 那句就是你的词
What was me line? 我是什么词来着
Dermot. Penguins cannot fold their fuckin' arms. Dermot 企鹅可他妈不能抱手
- So... -Trevor, huh? -那 -要说Trevor了 是吧
You keep going on about Trevor. 你接着念叨Trevor
Trevor, yeah. I keep talking about him, don't I? Trevor 对 我继续念叨他 对吧
I'm sorry about that. It's just, you know, I get so excited about him coming home. 抱歉 就是 你知道吧 Trevor要回来了 我太兴奋了
When you think about it, it's four years, an awful long time to... 想想看 都四年了 真的太久了
Away from your child. 和孩子分隔两地
Sorry. I get... I get emotional. 抱歉 我 突然情绪上来了
L get... 我
Look at me, going on about Trevor, you know... 看我 一直在说Trevor 你们知道的
I forget, love. Okay, he's my son but he's also your brother, 我忘了 亲爱的 好 他是我儿子 但是他也是你们兄弟
and you haven't seen your brother for four years. 你们四年没见了
You must be excited about him coming home, too. 他回来你们肯定也很兴奋吧
Uh... Yeah, I am, Mammy. 额 对 没错 妈咪
Well, you don't fuckin' sound it. 可你听起来一点也不兴奋
Who doesn't sound what? 谁不听起来咋
Nothing, it doesn't matter.| 没事 没关系
Ah, what? 啊 什么啦
I just thought... 我就是想着
I just thought you would all be more excited about Trevor comin' home, 我就是觉得你们知道Trevor回来应该要更兴奋一点
but no, every time I feckin' mention him, when I think of it... 但你们没有 每次我他妈提到他 我一想到这个
It's just... 就
Yous all just walk away from me and somebody has something they have to do 你们都不理我 要不忙自己的事
and change the subject and it's not fair. You just... 要不就换话题 这不公平 你们
Well... 其实
There's a reason for that, Mammy. 这都是事出有因 妈咪
There's no good reason! 根本没有什么正当理由
No, there is, Mammy. 真的有 妈咪
Well, if there's a good reason, what is it? Tell me. 好 如果真的有 告诉我是什么
Dermot, go on, tell her. Dermot 快 告诉她
Ma. Urn... 妈 额
Me? 我说吗
We're containing ourselves. 我们在压抑自己
What? 啥
What? 什么
What? 什么鬼
You see... 你看
You have... You have a line in this. You can't just sit there fuckin' laughing. 你 该你说词了 你他妈不能一笑而过
You see, Ma, we're all keeping our excitement so we don't run... 这么说吧 妈 我们只是把兴奋都存着 免得我们
We don't run out of it before Trevor is actually here. 免得Trevor回到家我们就兴奋不起来了
-You know? -What? -你知道吗 -什么
Like, I'm so excited. Yippee! 其实 我很兴奋 好开心啊
Yahoo! 哦耶
Whoa-hem! 呜呼
I know what you're talking about now, there's a... 我知道你们什么意思 有个
There's a word... 有个词
There's a word for that. Uh... What is it? Urn... 有个词就是形容这个的 额 什么词来着
Bullshit! 胡说八道
We're just trying to keep it all bottled up, Ma. 我们只是在尽力压抑自己的情感 妈
So, there you are. 所以才这样的
Come on, Buster, let's go. 好了 Buster 我们走吧
Right-0. 好哒
Buster. Don't forget your friend. Buster 别忘了你朋友
Okay. 好
Uh... 额
He's not the first friend you've had that you had to blow up. 它可不是你第一个要鼓起的朋友
Uh, Cathy? 对了 Cathy
Yes? 怎么了
If I pass this test tomorrow, I'll have a job. 如果我明天通过那个测试了 我就有工作了
Great, so? 真棒 所以呢
So, I'm just lettin' you know that I'll then be a working man. 所以 我就是想让你知道我就要成为有工作的人了
And available. 而且单身
And a gobshite! 还满嘴胡言
I know what's wrong with Dermot. 我知道Dermot怎么回事了
- Dermot? -Yes, I know what's wrong with him. -Dermot -对 我知道他怎么回事了
He's feckin' jealous. 他绝逼在嫉妒
-Jealous? -Yes. -嫉妒 -对
Cathy, I've been going on and on about Trevor, Cathy 我一直把Trevor挂在嘴边
and Trevor this, and Trevor that, and Trevor the other, Trevor这个 Trevor那个 还是Trevor
and I think Dermot's feeling left out. 我觉得Dermot可能感觉被忽略了
I need to give him a bit more attention. 我要多关注他一下
Oh, yeah, Mammy. That's what Dermot needs now, more attention. 噢 没错 妈咪 这就是Dermot现在需要的 更多的关注
A little more attention, exactly right. 更多一点关注 就是这样
What's that? 这是什么
It's my photo album. 我的相册
Oh, lovely. Don't ask me to look at it, love. It bores the fuckin' arse off me. 噢 挺好的 但亲爱的不要叫我看 它无聊得想让我放弃自己
I was just lookin' through it, Mammy. 妈咪 我翻了一下
- Oh, were you? - And do you know what I noticed? -噢 是吗 -你知道我发现了什么吗
Lots of photographs? 许多照片
That was only a guess. 我只是随便猜猜
There are no baby photographs of me. 没有我的婴儿照
- None - None at all. -真没有吗 -完全没有
Not even one. 连一张都没有
Now why would that be? 这是为什么呢
I don't know, Cathy, maybe you were an ugly baby. 我不知道 Cathy 也许你那时长得太丑了
I don't know, Cathy, they were different feckin' times then, 我真不知道 Cathy 以前是以前
not like nowadays where everybody has a camera on their phone. 不像现在 每个人的手机都能拍照
No, in those days, we didn't even own a camera. 以前不行 我们连相机都没有
If we wanted to get a photograph, we'd have to borrow a camera off somebody, 我们想照相 都得从别人那借相机
they were too expensive. 相机太贵了
Different times, love, different times. 时代不同 亲爱的 时代不同
- Mammy! -What? -妈咪 -什么
You'd had three boys before I came along. 我出生之前 你都生了三个男孩了
You had your first girl, and you couldn't get hold of a camera? 你生第一个女儿 却连相机都搞不到吗
What kind a fuckin' mother am I? 当妈很闲吗
You were me fourth child in three years, I had a full time job, 你是我三年来生的第四个孩子 我还要全天工作
an alcoholic husband and a houseful of nappies. 丈夫酗酒 一屋子尿布
Why wasn't I running around goin', "Where's me fuckin' camera?" 我哪来的时间四处问 我他妈相机在哪
Get that door. 去开门
Get it yourself. 你自己开
You watch your tongue, young lady, you're not too big, you know. 注意你的口气 孩子 你的体型可撑不起你的口气 你知道吧
I'll come up them stairs and pull down your trousers and box your fuckin' ears! 我要爬上楼 扯掉你的裤子 扇你丫的
Well, you have a cheek showing your ginger, Govan head in this house. 噢 你个高万人居然还有脸顶着个姜黄毛来这里
-ls Rory here? -Oh, Rory's here. -Rory在吗 -噢 他在
Oh! 噢
But I don't think he wants to talk to you, Dino! Ha! 但是我不觉得他想和你说话 Dino 哈
-I just want to apologise. -Apologise? -我只是想来道个歉 -道歉
I don't think an apology would cut it this time, Dino, do you? 我觉得这次光道歉可能救不了你 Dino 你觉得呢
Oh! 噢
How could you, Dino, how could you? 你怎么能这样 Dino 你怎么能这么过份
How could you hit my Rory? He's a gentle boy. 你怎么能打Rory 他那么温柔
Oh, you... Oh! 噢 你 噢
How could you hit him and he's a... 你怎么能打他 他那么
You bully! 你个恶霸
I've no time for that. No time for violence! 家暴无法容忍 暴力不能原谅
And then... 而且
And then to perpetrate such vandalism. 而且你还乱砸东西
-Vandalism? -Vandalism! -乱砸东西 -没错
Vandalism? 乱砸东西
Vandalism! 你没听错
I can fuckin' do this all night, son. 孩子 我他妈可以抽你一晚上
Vandalism! 乱砸东西
I did nothing like that. 我没干这种事
Oh, you... You liar! 噢 你 你个骗子
Liar! 骗砸
You pulled the radiator off the feckin' wall! 你特么把暖气从墙上拽下来了
I had to! 我不得不这么做
Oh, you had to. 呵呵 你不得不
He had me handcuffed to it. 他把我铐在那上面了
Fifty shades of fuckin' brown! 真特么布朗的五十道阴影
-How are you, Ma? -Hello, Mark, love. -你怎么样 妈 -嗨 Mark 亲爱的
How are you, Grandad? 你好吗 爷爷
Jesus, Grandad, you look rough. 天啊 爷爷 你看起来糟透了
What happened to him? 他怎么了
Oh, it's one of Winnie's products we had to try out, 哦 是Winnie买的 我们试了一下
a feckin' razor thing. It's not worth a shit. 一个什么刮胡刀 连屎都不如
Ah, Mammy, that's not a razor. 啊 妈咪 这不是刮胡刀
That's for takin' the hard skin off your feet. 这是用来去脚上的硬皮的
Who's goin' to have lovely feet in the morning? 谁早上会有嫩滑的脚脚
What are you doin'? 你在干嘛
I'm tryin' to finish off the decorating of the tree. 我想把圣诞树装饰完
I can't find the middle of the feckin' thing. 但我找不到中间这段了
And I can't find me Christmas star. 树顶上的星星我也找不到了
Oh. Well, I'm goin' into town later, I can pick you up a new star. 我一会儿到城里去 我可以给你买个新的
No, I don't want a new star, love, I want me own Christmas star. 不 我不想要新的 亲爱的 我想要我自己的圣诞树星星
I have that one since yous were all babies. 你们小时候就有那个星星了
Ah, whatever, listen, I'm just droppin' off these picture frames. 随便啦 看我来送相片的
-Oh, you got them done already? -Yeah. -喔 你把它们拿回来了 -是啊
Well done, son. 干得好 儿子
What are they for, or am I allowed to ask? 它们是干什么用的 我能问一下吗
Yes, you are allowed to ask. 当然 你能问
-I got the idea from Cathy's photo album. -Huh? -我从Cathy的相簿中获得了灵感 -哈
I got portraits of the whole family done 我把家里每个人的照片都印出来
and I'm gonna put them up on the wall just there, 我要把它们挂在那面墙上
and that's going to be the family wall. 那就是一面家庭相片墙
Great idea. 好主意
Isn't it? I just thought if Trevor comes home and sees his picture on the wall... 对吧 我想到如果Trevor回到家 看见自己的相片在墙上
he'll know that even though he wasn't here, he was here. 他就会知道即使他不在这 他也在这
Yeah. 是啊
Do you want me to hang them for you or anything? 你想让我帮你挂上去吗
No, love, I have me nails up and all but thank you very much. 不用了 我都钉好钉子了 不过还是谢谢你
I'll leave you to yourself, Ma. 那我走啦 妈
Thanks, love, you're very good. 谢谢 亲爱的 乖孩子
-Ma? -Yes, love? -妈 -什么事
Can I ask you a question? 我能问个问题吗
Of course you can, you can ask me anything. 当然了 你问什么都行
Well... Do I look like Daddy? 呃 我长得跟爸爸像吗
Oh, Jesus, no! 喔天啊 不像
Oh, God, no, you're not a bit like your feckin' father, no. 老天 你跟你那个混蛋爸爸一点儿都不像 不像
I remember your father used to take you out for a walk 我记得你爸以前带你出去散步
and people used to go, "Ah, look at that baby, is he adopted?" 人们都说 "啊 看那个孩子 他是领养的吗"
Adopted? 领养的
Yeah, people thought you were adopted. 是啊 别人以为你是领养的
No, you're the image of my father. 不 你和我爸爸长得一样
-Your father? -Oh, God, yes, son, you're the spit of him. -你爸 -天啊 儿子 你们一个模子刻出来的
-Really? -I knew it the day you were born. -真的吗 -你一出生我就知道了
I held you up, I even put a fag in your mouth to be sure. 我把你举起来 甚至在你嘴里插了根烟来确定一下
Right, I'll see you later, Ma. 好的 一会儿见 妈
See you later, love, and thanks for that. 一会儿见 亲爱的 谢谢你帮忙
See you, Grandad. 回见 爷爷
Mark. Please, help me, son, help me. Mark 求你了 救救我 孩子 救救我
-Love you, too, Grandad. -Oh, God. -我也爱你 爷爷 -噢 天呐
Hiya, Mark. 嗨 Mark
Well, it's not me, I'm not adopted. 不是我 我不是领养的
I know. It's me. 我知道 是我
How do you know? 你怎么知道的
I just do, I think I've always known. 我就是知道 我想我一直都知道
Mark, I never really felt I fitted into this family. Mark 我一直觉得无法真正融入这个家
Whatever, see you later. 管它呢 一会儿见
I'm home... Mammy. 我回来啦 妈咪
Okay... Cathy. 好的 Cathy
Tree is comin' on great, Mammy. 圣诞树越来越漂亮了 妈咪
Yeah, isn't it? I can't find me Christmas star, though. 是吧 可是我找不到树顶上的星星了
Well, you always put your star away separate to all the other decorations. 你总是把星星和其它装饰品分开放
I do, though, don't I, though? 是吗 不是吧
Well, I put it somewhere really fuckin' good this year 'cause I can't find it meself. 我今年一定是给它放了个好地方 因为连我自己都找不到了
Here, what's all this? 这些是什么
I got the idea from your photo album. 我从你的相簿中获得了灵感
I got portraits of the family done and I'm gonna put them up on that wall there, 我把家里人的照片印出来 准备挂到这面墙上
it's going to be the family wall. 这就成了家庭相片墙
-That's a brilliant idea. -I think it is. -真是个好主意 -我觉得也是
I just think when Trevor comes in and sees his picture on the wall, 我只是想到Trevor回来时 看到墙上他自己的相片
he'll get a surprise and go, 他会很惊讶 然后说
"Oh, my gosh, even though I wasn't here, they were thinking of me." "哦 我的天 即使我不在这 他们仍然惦记着我"
Yeah. Do you want a cup of tea, Mammy? 是啊 你想喝杯茶吗 妈咪
No, love, I'm going to hang the pictures, I have me nails up and all, 不了 亲爱的 我要挂这些照片 我钉子都钉好了
but thank you, love. 不过谢谢你 亲爱的
No. Ah... No. 不好 呃 不好
See you after Christmas, Jesus. 圣诞节后见 耶稣
Look at you. 看看你
Oh, now. Rory, Rory. 这张是Rory Rory
That's feckin' bent. 这个是弯的
Now, Dermot. 这张是Dermot
She could lose a bit of weight. 她应该减点肥
Mark. Mark, my rock. My rock son. Mark Mark 我的猛男 猛男儿子
She ruins that fuckin' photograph. 她毁了这张照片
Aw, Mammy! That looks fantastic. 啊 妈咪 看上去好极了
I think so, love, it just gives the place a whole family look. 我也这么觉得 亲爱的 它让这地方看起来像个家
I love it. I love it. 我很喜欢 很喜欢
-I know where me star is. -What? -我知道我的星星在哪了 -什么
Yes. I know where it is. 我知道它放哪了
I put it in me sewing drawer. 我把它放在针线抽屉里了
The last place you think of looking. 你最想不到要找的地方
Ah, Mammy, your star. 啊 妈咪 你的星星
Oh, thank God. 感谢上帝
Jesus, it just wouldn't be Christmas without that star, would it'? 天啊 没有这个星星就不算是过圣诞节 是吧
No, it wouldn't. It would be like one of the family missing. 是啊 不算过节 就好像是家里少了个人一样
Hold on! 等一下
-What, love? -Where am I? -怎么了 亲爱的 -我在哪
You're at home with your mother. Are you all right? 你正跟你妈妈在家呢 你没事吧
Are you having one of your spasms? 你是不是又痉挛了
Where's my picture, Mammy? Where's my photograph? 我的相片在哪 妈妈 我的照片呢
It's... Oh. 在 哦
I don't believe it. 真不敢相信
-No, no, no, hold on one second... -You forgot about me. -不 不 等一下 -你把我忘了
-No, I did not forget about you. -You did, you forgot about me. -不 我没忘了你 -你忘了 你把我忘了
I did not forget about you. There's your fuckin' nail. 我没忘了你 这特么是你的钉子
-Do you know what, Mammy? -What? -你知道吗 妈咪 -什么
Sometimes, I feel like I'm not a part of this family. 有时 我觉得自己不是这个家的一员
And sometimes you act like you're not a part of this family, 有时你就表现得不像是这个家的一员
with your posh accent. 用你那贵族口音
You will go to the ball. 你能去舞会啦
Cathy, it's a simple misunderstanding and it can be very easily fixed. Cathy 这就是个小误会 很快就能补上
The printer left me short a photograph, 印漏了一张照片
I'll go and pick it up and hang it on the wall, feck's sake! 我去把它拿回来挂在墙上 我的天啊
No. Do not apologise, I'm fine. 不 不用道歉 我没事
What? 什么
I'm fine, it doesn't bother me in the least. 我没事 我一点儿都不介意
No, do not apologise. I'm fine. 不用道歉 我没事
Cathy, thanks for going up to Boston. Cathy 谢谢你去了波士顿
I know it meant something to Trevor but it meant a lot to me. I appreciate it. 我知道这对Trevor重要 但对我来说也很重要 我很感激
Thank you. 谢谢你
It didn't ruin your holiday, did it? 没毁了你的假期吧
-No, Mammy, I had a great time. -Good, good. -没有 妈咪 我玩得很开心 -那就好 很好
Just a pity you didn't come with me, though. 只是很遗憾你没跟我一起去
-To America? -Yeah. -去美国 -是啊
Jesus, no. No, it's too far, love, too long on the silver sausage. 老天啊 不 太远啦 在那个银色香肠里的时间太长了
But I'd really like to do that some time, Mammy. 但我想以后一起去 妈咪
Do what? 去干什么
Well, get away for a few days, just the two of us, you and me. 出去玩几天 就咱们俩 你和我
Why? 为什么
For some quality time. 过点休闲时光
We could bond. 我们可以在一起
-I'll bring the fuckin' glue. -Oh. -我会带上胶水的 -哎哟
Cathy, that's the kind of thing you should be doin' with a boyfriend! Cathy 那应该是跟男朋友做的事
In case you hadn't noticed, Mammy, I don't have a boyfriend. 再提醒你一下 妈咪 我没有男朋友
Well, you'll find that that might improve 如果你不再电击他们的话
once you stop fuckin' electrocuting them. 也许你会发现情况有所改善
Ah, come on, Mammy, I mean... 来吧 妈咪 我是说
Let's face it, you're not goin' to be here forever. 直面现实吧 你也不会一直在这
You watch yourself, I'll put your other fuckin' hip out. 你小心点 要不我把你另一边胯也打出来
Thank you very much. Were you standing outside going, 非常感谢 你是站在外面说了
"I think I'll go in and cheer up Mammy"? "我想我要进去让妈咪高兴一下"吗
No, come on, Mammy, you're the one that's always tellin' us 不是 妈咪 是你总告诉我们
you only go around once. 你只能在世上走一遭
Yes and I'm only half way round, so don't fuckin' push! 是啊 但是我才走了一半 别特么催我
Push that bastard there. 催催这个混蛋
You're next. 下一个就是你
Ah, come on, Mammy, just think about it. 来吧 妈咪 就想一想
We could go to a nice beach somewhere. 我们可以去找个漂亮海滩
A beach would be nice. 海滩是很漂亮
A bit of sunshine. 有点阳光
Oh, Jesus. 天啊
-We could sunbathe... Topless. -Hmm. -我们可以日光浴 光着上身 -嗯
I don't fuckin' think so. 还是算了吧
You might be all right there with your feckin' little rosebuds. 你可能没问题 你有你的小花蕾
I can't see me there with me fuckin' hangin' baskets. 我还是算了 我特么挂着两个篮子
No. No, no, no. No. 算了 算了
And the man comin' along sayin', "Mister, move that woman, 路过的人会说 "先生 把那女的挪开
move her tits, the tide's coming in." 把她的奶子挪开 要涨潮了"
Nope. No, include me out of that now. 不去 就别算我了
Ah, come on, Mammy. 啊 来吧 妈咪
Look, it could be my Christmas present to you. 这可以是我给你的圣诞礼物
It means a lot to you, love? 这对你很重要吗 亲爱的
Well, yeah, it does. 是的 很重要
-Well, let's feckin' do it. -Really? -好吧 那咱们去吧 -真的吗
Yes, you and me away somewhere for a few days in the sun, just the two of us. 是啊 咱们俩一起去阳光下待几天 就咱俩
Ah, brilliant. Right. 太好了 好的
Well, I'll pick up some brochures and we can sit in a couple of nights next week 那我去拿些宣传册 我们可以下周花几个晚上
and go through them. 研究一下
I can't do it next week. 下周我不行
Why not? 为什么
I have rehearsals. 我要彩排
Rehearsals? For what? 什么的彩排
Father Quinn has forced me to be in the nativity play. Quinn神父逼我去演耶稣诞生的话剧
Really? 真的假的
As what? 演谁
The Virgin Mary. 圣女玛利亚
No, really, Mammy, as what? 别闹说真的 妈咪 演谁
- The Virgin Mary? - Yeah. -圣母玛利亚吗 -是啊
- Well done, you. - Well... Well done him, you know. -不错啊 -是他眼光不错
Right, well, listen, I'm heading back to the madness of the shops. 好吧 我要去疯狂购物了
Ah, there you go, shopping at the last feckin' minute again. 去吧 血拼到他妈最后一秒
Why don't you do what I do? Shop early for Christmas, July. 为啥不和我一样 早早为圣诞囤货 比如7月的时候
Mammy? 妈咪
Yessy'? 在呢
When I get back, you and me need to have a serious talk on our own. 等我回来 我们俩得认真谈一下
I hate these serious talks. 我讨厌认真谈话
They always cost me fuckin' money. 每次都让老娘破财
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way. 叮叮当 叮叮当 铃儿响叮当.
Oh, what fun it is to ride on a... 我们滑雪多快乐 我们坐在
Please fall, please. 倒下 求你
No, no, it's too feckin' high. 不行不行 太特么高了
I'll never get it up there. 我是够不到了
Ah, fuck's sake! 卧槽啊
Grandad! 爷爷
Grandad, I'm stuck up here. 爷爷 我卡这上面了
Come up and help me down. 过来帮我
Fuck off! 滚蛋
Fuck's sake. 特么烦死了
You'd better be a fuckin' woodpecker. 你最好是只啄木鸟
Hello, Dino. 你好Dino
Back for more? 还想挨揍
Hello, Mrs Brown. 你好 布朗夫人
Hello, Dino. 好啊 Dino
Dino, I'm so glad that you and Rory have made it up, Dino 我很开心你和Rory和好了
I don't like to see you fightin'. 我不喜欢看你们吵架
Do sit down, son. 坐吧孩子
Thank you. 谢谢
Turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. 日化了 我觉得我变成日本人了
Dino, you knocked at my fuckin' door, what do you want? Dino 你是小子敲的门 想干嘛直说
I don't know how to ask this, Mrs Brown, 我不知道怎么问 布朗夫人
it's rather delicate. 还挺微妙的
- Delicate? - Mmm-hmm. -微妙 -嗯呢
You live with my son, he chains you to the radiator, 你和我儿子住一起 他把你铐暖气片上
yous play sword fights with your willies, 你挥屌相向
for Christ's sake, what the fuck could be delicate? 上帝啊 这有什么微妙的
Get it out, just get it out! 放轻松(射出去) 放轻松(射出去)
Get it out, son, get it out. 射出来 孩子 射出来
Mrs Brown. 布朗夫人
Well, you're in the right fuckin' house anyway. 好了 不管怎么说你都没走错人家
Rory is beginning to doubt his pedigree. Rory开始怀疑他的血统了
He has parentage concerns, who sired him, 他在困扰他的出身 谁生的他
does he even belong to this litter? 他到底是不是这个破地方的人
Dino, either we do this in English or you can feck off. Dino 要不你说英语 要不你可以滚了
'Cause I have not got a clue what you just said there now. 因为我完全听不懂你在说啥
Is Rory adopted? Rory是不是领养的
Rory? Rory
Adopted? 领养的
Of course, Rory's not adopted. 他当然不是领养的啊
Oh, thank God! 谢天谢地
Oh, he'll be so relieved! 他能松一口气了
Well, I'm glad you've relieved Rory, but... 我很开心你让Rory爽了
Why would Rory think he's adopted? 为什么Rory觉得他是被领养的
Well, apparently Cathy and Mark overheard you on the phone to some solicitor 噢 显然Cathy和Mark无意听到你和律师打电话
who specialises in tracking down adopted children 还是专门追踪被领养的孩子
and they're convinced it's one of them. 然后他们就认为他们其中一个是被领养的
- Overheard me? - Mmm-hmm. -无意听到 -是哦
Serves them feckin' right. 真特么活该
- Well, l didn't... - Hold on, hold on, now there, son. -我没 -等下等下 孩子
I just heard the bus. Grandad, the bus is here. 我刚听到公车声音了 爷爷 公车来了
Grandad. 爷爷
The bus is here. Come on, here you go. 公车来了 起来 就这样
He has to go to bingo every Wednesday. 他每周三都要去玩宾戈游戏的
- Say goodbye, Grandad. - Goodbye, Grandad. -说再见 爷爷 -再见 爷爷
No, no, no, no. Fuck it, just go. 不不不不 妈的 走起来
That's it. 就这样
Just tell the man you'll give him the money next week, like you do every week. 就像之前每周那样 告诉那男的你下周会给钱就行了
No, son, I'm glad you got that off your chest. 不是的 孩子 我很开心你和我倾诉
Thanks. 谢谢
Anything else? 还有其他要说的么
As I was saying, 就像我说的
I didn't mean to upset you. 我不想惹你生气
You didn't upset me. Do I look upset? 你没有惹我生气啊 我看起来生气了
- No, if I was upset I'd be... - Oh! -才没有 如果我生气了就会 -嚯
No, I'm not upset, son. 没有 我真没生气 孩子
Quite the opposite, son, on the contrary. 完全相反 孩子 相反
I'm actually delira and excira. 我激动又兴奋
You know, time comes for all of us in our lives 你知道 我们总有
when we need somebody to stand up and speak for us. 需要有人替我们出头的时候
I'm glad that Rory has found that someone in you. 我很高兴Rory有了你
You're a good boy, Dino, you're a very good boy. 你是个好孩子 Dino 很好的孩子
Now, come on, fuck off and be good somewhere else. 好了 你可以滚去别的地方快活了
You know, I was thinking to myself, 你知道 我一直在想
you must have enough on your plate with the news about Trevor. 你肯定得知Trevor的事了
What news about Trevor? Trevor什么事
Well, you know, about not coming home for Christmas. 就是他不回来过圣诞了
Oh, shite! 喔死定了
Oh, I'm goin' home to whip myself! 我现在就回家自己抽自己
Hiya, Mammy. 你好呀 妈咪
Hello, son. 好啊 儿子
Are you all right? 你没事吧
No. 不太好
Jesus, Mammy, what is it? What's wrong? 上帝啊 妈咪 怎么了 发生什么了
Trevor's not coming home for Christmas. Trevor不回来过圣诞了
I know. 我知道
I knew it. I knew you knew it. I feckin' knew it, you shrew, I knew you knew it. 我就知道 我就知道你知道 我特么就知道 你个混蛋 我就知道你知道
Look, Mammy, 听着 妈咪
he just can't afford it, not for such a short time. 他只是在短时间内没钱回来
Fine, fine. 好了好了
Ah, Mammy, he really wanted to, 妈咪 他真的想回家的
he just can't. 真的做不到
Cathy, be honest with me. Cathy 你老实说
Did he really want to? 他真想回家吗
Yes, Mammy, he really wanted to. 是的 妈咪 他真的想回家
The next best thing to being at home for Christmas 比起圣诞回家
is to want to be at home for Christmas. 圣诞想回家也够安慰的了
Yeah. 是啊
Well, that'll do me. I'll settle for that. 那就够了
God, Mammy, I wonder would you be this upset 天啊妈咪 我在想如果是我回不了家
if it was me that wasn't comin' home. 你是不是也会这么难过
Oh, for God's sake, Cathy, of course not. 喔老天 Cathy 我当然不会啦
I'm joking! 开玩笑的
Jesus. I treat all my children the same. 上帝啊 我对孩子们都一视同仁
Yeah, right. 真的
I beg your pardon? 再说一遍
Do you think I love my boys more than I love you'? 你觉得我爱儿子们多过爱你
I know so, Mammy. 我知道是这样的 妈咪
Do you know so? 你真的知道吗
Yeah. 知道啊
Well, let me tell you something that I know. 哎 让我和你掰扯掰扯我知道的
And you remember this when you have your own children. 当你有了自己的孩子也要记得这个
Your son is your son till he finds a wife. 在娶老婆前 你儿子才是你儿子
Your daughter's your daughter all your life. 但你女儿 就一辈子是你女儿
Now, go on. Fuck off to America. 好了 继续刚才的 滚去美国吧
Go on, go to America. 继续啊 去美国
It doesn't bother me. 我不担心
See what happens. I have a 5,000-mile umbilical cord. 看看会发生什么 我有着5000英里长的脐带呢
You'll never get away from me. 你永远都逃不出我的手掌心的
And when you're walking down your Fifth Avenue or whatever, 而当你走在第五大街或随便哪儿
you'll go into a cappinchino shop for a... 走进一家卡屁奇诺店买一杯
Cappinchino. 卡屁奇诺
And you'll be sittin' there drinking it and without warning, you'll think of Ireland, 你坐那儿慢慢啜饮的时候 毫无预警地会想到爱尔兰
and you'll ask yourself, 那是你会问自己
I wonder what Mammy's doing right now? 我好奇妈咪现在在干嘛
Well, the answer is simple. 答案很简单
I'll be thinkin' about you. 我在想你
And the lottery numbers. 还有乐透号码
Thanks, Mammy. 谢谢 妈咪
Cathy, you're not adopted. Cathy 你不是领养的
- I'm not? - No, you feckin' eejit! -我不是吗 -不是啊 你个沙雕
- Really? - Really. Christ's sake. -真的吗 -真的 我的老天爷啊
Well, Mammy, 那么妈咪
if it's not me, then who is it? 既然不是我 是谁呢
None of yous. 你们都不是
Look, what if you were adopted? 听着 如果你是领养的
Do you think I'd love you less? 你觉得我会少爱你一些吗
Do you think any adoptive parent loves an adopted child less? 你觉得养父母会不那么爱自己领养的孩子吗
No. You don't have to be a feckin'... Give birth to be a mother, love. 不会的 你不用自己生孩子也可以成为一位母亲
No. None of you are adopted. 是的 你们都是亲身的
I've had every single feckin' one of you. 我他妈一个一个崽生的
I've the fuckin' stretch marks to prove it. 我特么还有妊娠纹可以证明
Well, what's going on then, with the solicitor? 那律师是怎么回事啊
I didn't want to upset you and Mark, 我不想让你和Mark心烦
but the company your father used to work for, 但是你父亲以前工作的公司
they're trying to stop my widow's pension. 他们想要减少他寡妇的养老金
What? 什么
They say they're havin' an economic downturn. 他说他们在经历经济衰退
Well, they probably are but your fuckin' father didn't do it. 但他们是在经历 你爸他特么才没有造成经济衰退
Do, do, do, do, do it! 造造造造造成
The union are fighting them, 工会在与他们辩论
and that solicitor's firm is representin' the union. That's all. 而那个律所是代表工会的 就这样
The man was lookin' for papers, that's all. 要找一些资料 仅此而已
- I'm sorry. - And so you feckin' should be! -我很抱歉 -你他妈应该道歉
Poking your nose into my fiscal business. 别管我的财政工作啊
Here, what's this? 这是什么
The nativity play. 耶稣诞生记
So, the Virgin Mary? 是真演圣女玛利亚
Surprisingly not. 令人吃惊地不演了
The innkeeper's wife? 旅馆老板娘
Nope. 不是
One of the three wise men? 三圣人之一
Not if I grow me own fuckin' beard. 除非我他妈长大胡子
Ah, come on, Mammy, don't tell me you don't even have any lines? 哎哟好了妈咪 别告诉我你一句台词都没啊
Oh, I have lines, all right, I spend the whole play going, "Moo, moo." 我有台词好吗 整部剧我都会叫哞哞
They were all callin' me "Mrs Brown's Cow". 他们都叫我布朗夫人的牛
Ah, come on, Mammy, you have to laugh. 真的妈咪 你得笑笑
I suppose you feckin' do. 你想你是会这么做
From the Virgin Mary to the dairy. 从圣母玛利亚到了产乳业
Well, they needn't try and feckin' milk me. I tell you that now. 我跟你说 还好他们不用挤我奶
Ah, Mammy, I'm glad you can see the funny side of it. 啊妈咪 真高兴你能发现事情有趣的一面
Well, it's much easier when you've no fuckin' choice. 你没得选的时候事情就简单多了
- And Mammy? - What-y? -还有妈咪 -撒末
Thanks for tellin' me I'm not adopted. I was really worried. 谢谢你告诉我我不是领养的 我真的很担心
Ah, for Christ's sake, Cathy. Worried about what? 老天啊 担心啥啊
Worried about what? Look at yourself, take a look at yourself. 担心什么啊 看看你自己 好好看看
Who the fuck would adopt you? 谁特么会领养你啊
Hello, son! What are yous doing over here? 你好啊 孩子 你们来这儿做什么
We're celebratin'. 我们在庆祝
Celebratin' what? 庆祝啥
Buster, he passed the exam. Buster 他通过测验了
No way! 真的假的
Give me five, give me five, well done, son. 来击掌 击掌 干得漂亮啊 孩子
Give me... Give me a flipper. There you go, yeah. 击 击翅 走你
Well done, Buster. That's fantastic! 干得漂亮啊 Buster 太棒了
That's right. And tomorrow, he joins me down at Santa's Grotto 没错 而且明天他要和我一起去圣诞老人的洞穴
as an official penguin. 作为一只正式的企鹅
Down at Santa's Grotto. 去圣诞老人的洞穴
Quack, quack. 嘎 嘎
Buster, it's wank-wank, wank-wank. Buster 呷呷 呷呷
No. No, I don't think it is, son. 不 不是的 我觉得不是这样孩子
That's what you do to yourself. 这是你自己对自己做的事
No, I looked it up on the Google. 不是 我用谷歌查过了
Yeah, penguins have 97 different calls. 真的 企鹅有97种不同的叫声
The most important of which is, uh, the mating call. 最重要的是 他们的交配叫声
When they're mating. That's, uh, when they're mating, 他们交配的时候 嗯当他们交配时
uh, the male goes... 雄性会这样
And the female goes, "Yeah, yeah, whatever." 而雌性就会 "好好 随便吧"
And... 而且
Then there's... 还有
And then there's the call... The danger call. 还有一种叫声 是危险叫声
So, like, when they're all migrating through Iceland, 比如 当他们迁徙穿越冰岛
to the... The vast migration through Iceland, 去到 大规模迁徙穿越冰岛
and they're going through the bread section... 然后他们穿过了面包区
And they come... 跟着他们来到
They get to the edge of the Amazon, 他们到达了亚马逊的边缘
and they have to cross. 他们必须要跨越沼泽
So, um... 所以说
One of them jumps in, in case there's... To see if there's alligators. 有一只企鹅舍身救众鹅跳了进去 以防这里有 看看是否有鳄鱼
And if the alligator gets him, they all go, 如果鳄鱼抓到他了 其他鹅就说
"Ah, fuck this. Let's go back to Iceland." "啊草他的 我们回冰岛吧"
And they all head back to Iceland. 然后他们就一起回了冰岛
So, but when they get to... 但当他们到了
That penguin then gives out the death call. 那个企鹅发出了死亡召唤
The death call is, um... 死亡召唤就是
Yeah, it's like... 是的 就像
So, that's about it. 大概就这样
I hope that answers your question. 希望我有回答你的问题
- So... - Cathy, you're still here. -所以 -Cathy你还在啊
- So, tell us, Buster. - Yeah, tell us. -告诉我们 Buster -对啊 告诉我们
Really'? You passed everything? 真的吗 你全通过了
Yeah! And I got an A in clowning. 是啊 而且我扮小丑还得了A呢
Ah, that's fantastic, Buster. 啊真是太棒了 Buster
Do you know what? I'm delighted for you. 知道么 我真为你高兴
- Thanks, Cathy. - You deserve it. -谢谢 Cathy -你应得的
She's right, son, you do deserve it, 她说的对 孩子 你应得的
and she's not being her usual sarcastic bitter self. 而且她今天都不是尖酸刻薄挖苦你的
Look, son, if you do a course and there's an exam at the end of it, 听着孩子 如果你参加一个最后有考试的课程
and you pass that, that's an achievement, 你通过了考试 就是个成就
and you have every damn right to be feckin' proud of yourself. 而且你绝对有权利自豪
Jesus, I never thought I'd say this. 上帝啊 没想到我也会说这话
I'm proud of you, Buster. 我为你感到骄傲 Buster
Now... 现在
Thanks, Mrs Brown. Here, Mrs Brown? 谢谢 布朗夫人 对了布朗夫人
- Yes, love? - You should see me jugglin' balls now. -怎么了亲爱的 -你该看看我耍球
No, son, 25 years ago, you should have fuckin' seen me. 不用了孩子 25年前你应该特么看看我怎么耍的
Are you still being stalked by Kylie O'Donoghue? Kylie O'Donoghue还在跟踪你吗
- She's doin' me head in. - For Christ's sake. -她让我很困扰 -我的老天鹅啊
I told her, I'm a one-man woman. 我告诉她 我是专一的女人
I'm a... I'm a one-woman man. 我是个 专一的男人
I'm a one-woman... 我是个专一
No, no, no, son, you can't just fuckin' skip over that, love. 不不不孩子 你不能就这么简单划水了 孩子
We'll try that again. 我们再试一次
Are you still being stalked by Kylie O'Donoghue? Kylie O'Donoghue还在跟踪你吗
She's doin' me head in. 她让我很清醒
I hate this line. 我讨厌这句台词
I told her, I'm a one-woman man. 我告诉她 我是个专一的男人
There you go, son. 好样的孩子
- Good for you, Buster. - Good for you, son. -了不起 Buster -好样的 孩子
- And who's the lucky woman? - Yes? -那这个幸运女人是谁 -谁啊
I think we all know the answer to that question. 我觉得我们都知道答案
Oh, Buster. Oh, son. 喔Buster 孩子
If it's who I think you're talking about... 如果是我想的那个
Buster, Cathy has no interest in you, love. I'm sorry, none whatsoever. Buster Cathy对你没兴趣 亲爱的 我很抱歉 一点儿也没有呢
Buster? Buster
We're havin' a few drinks here tomorrow night for the family for Christmas, 我们明晚会在这儿小酌 圣诞家庭聚会
do you fancy joinin' us? 你有兴趣加入我们吗
- Yeah, sure. - Great! -当然 -赞
If you even dream about it, son, you better fuckin' wake up and apologise. 如果你胆敢做这个梦 孩子 你特么最好醒来道歉
Now, let me think. 那让我想想
I think the Christmas I remember most 我觉得圣诞节我记忆最深的
was the year I got Malibu Barbie from Santy. 就是圣诞老人送给我马里布芭比娃娃
Oh, I was so delighted when I saw her under the Christmas tree. 喔当我看到她在圣诞树下的时候真的超级高兴
And then I balled me eyes out 'cause there was no clothes for her. 跟着我发现她赤身裸体的时候爆哭
No clothes? That's terrible. 赤身裸体 太可怕了啊
Don't worry, Maria. They turned up, didn't they, Mark? 别担心 Maria 他们找到了 对不对Mark
Yeah, someone kept putting them on me Action Man figure. 是啊 有人一直把那衣服套在我机动部队手办身上
It's all right, Rory, we know. 没事的 Rory 我们知道
Ah, cheers! 干杯吧
Hey! 嘿
You look great, Buster. 你看起来不错啊 Buster
Well, that's us finished for the Christmas. 我们圣诞节工作结束了
Shh. Quiet, will you? 嘘嘘 安静可以吗
For God's sake, everybody saying their lines at the same time! 看在上帝的份上 每个人都同时说自己的台词了
Shh. 嘘
The children are only just gone asleep. 孩子们刚睡着呢
Oh, Jesus, look. Madagascar. 哦上帝 看啊 马达加斯加
Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave. 笑一笑挥挥手 孩子们 笑一笑挥挥手
Thanks for that. 干得好
Why not? 有何不可啊
Cathy? Cathy
Mark, you wouldn't hang that on the wall there, would you'? Mark 你来挂墙上吧 好不
- Yeah, sure, yeah. - I got them all done in size of importance. -当然啊 好的 -我按照重要程度做的大小比例
Now... 好了
Thanks, Mammy. 谢谢 妈咪
Betty, Maria, thank you so much for bringing the kids here tonight, Betty Maria 非常感谢你们今晚带孩子们过来
and it makes such a difference to have children staying in the house 在圣诞期间有了孩子们的存在 使这个家变得与众不同
during the Christmas period, even for a night. 哪怕只有一晚
It just makes the whole thing more magical. 就能让整个夜晚变得充满魔力
And I appreciate yous all coming tonight, as well, 我也很感谢大家今晚的到来
especially you, Maria, 'cause I know 特别是你Maria 因为我知道
you had a double Weight Watchers on tonight. 你今晚有双重减肥课程要去
You know, this reminds me of when yous were all babies. 你们知道 这让我回忆起你们还是婴儿的时候
Mammy. We were just talkin' about Christmases past. 妈咪 我们刚就在讨论之前的圣诞节
Oh, we had some great ones. 喔我们有几个超棒的圣诞
- Yeah. - Do you know what I did? -真的 -你们知道我干了啥么
I kept a copy of all your last letters to Santa Claus. 我保存着你们最后写给圣诞老人的信
I keep them in a scrapbook 我把它们放剪贴簿里了
and on Christmas Eve, I read them out. 想到圣诞夜的时候读出来
Would you like me to sit down and read them out to you'? 你们想我坐下读给你们听吗
I have a black belt in origami.
Now, where will I start?
Cathy Brown. Oh, Cathy.
Cathy, you were... You were such an angry child.
"Dear fat-nosed red bastard."
Hmm...
"Please could I have a Bay City Rollers album and a surprise."
- Do you know what, Mammy? - What, love'?
I still have that album.
- Do you? - Yeah.
And the surprise was a bottle of aftershave?
Not just aftershave, love. 4711.
It was expensive and we had to do something,
there was an awful bang of gypsy's kiss off you.
Now, where am I going?
Dermot Brown.
Oh, Dermot.
"Dear Santa...
"Could I have a pen knife?
"Signed, Dermot Brown."
You were so disappointed.
- Did he not get it? - No, they wouldn't let me bring
anything into prison.
Rory Brown. Oh, Rory.
"Dear Satan..."
He's dyslexic.
"Could I have an embroidery set
"and a packet of Feminex?"
it all makes sense now.
You were lactating at your confirmation.
I'd be surprised if they leave that in.
Oh, now, now listen to this. Listen.
This is Trevor.
"Dear Santa.
"Please don't bring me anything,
"give my present to a poor boy who has no toys."
AW!
That's typical.
- That'd be Trevor, all right! - Yes, it would.
He'd just give them away, and you'd fuckin' steal them back.
I'll be back in a minute. I just have to get something out of the car.
- Me Christmas present? - Maybe.
- Go on, Dermot. - Oh, wait, wait, Dermot.
- Buster, give him a hand with it. - No, it's all right.
It's not a fuckin' flat screen I V then.
Mrs Brown?
Yes, Betty?
You never read Mark's letter to Santa.
Mark's letter? Oh, do you know, I never kept Mark's letter to Santa.
I don't know what happened to it. The last... I never kept it.
- No, it's there. - No, it's not, love.
- It is. It's there. - It's not there. Betty, it's not there.
Betty, don't tell me what I know. It's not there.
Betty, don't! Betty, don't!
Betty, no, give me... Betty, don't!
- Give. - It's in the book.
It's in the book!
Oh, Jesus.
How could you do that?
I have that since half seven.
Here it is.
"Dear Santa, please can I have a tool set and..."
And what?
A new daddy.
Aw!
That was three years before his father died.
- But at least you got the tool set. - I did.
Right. What about a toast?
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
Wait, now, hold on. Before we go toasting everybody and making merry, I just...
I think it's important that we take a little time to remember...
Well, the true meaning of Christmas.
In a couple of days, we celebrate the birth of Santa Claus.
- So, to baby Santa! - To baby Santa.
No, not to baby Santa.
- To you, Mammy. - What?
When things were tough, and God knows at times they were awful,
you always managed to make things magical... For all of us.
- Cheers! - Yeah. Cheers!
- To Mrs Brown. - You're very good.
Right, what about a little Christmas sing-song?
Oh, yes!
I love... I love a feckin' sin -son!
You'll get your turn, don't you worry!
No, no. First... Betty.
Betty, sing us a song. One of those Donegal songs that they sing,
the yodel, one of the yodellers...
The one you sang at your mother's wedding.
Go on, it was lovely, the... The bonfire light in our faces
and the tents all around us,
caravans keeping the wind off.
I'll never forget that night. Ever.
- All right, then. Maria. - Yeah.
Maria, would you? You know'? I know you didn't get your Weight Watchers in,
but you're not too disappointed to sing for us, are you'?
- Go on, I'll try. - Oh, thanks, love.
Something traditional, something Christmas-y. Yeah.
Okay-
Oh, that's lovely, Mark. That's lovely.
Silent night.
Holy night.
All is calm.
All is bright.
Come on! The whole family.
Round yon virgin.
Mother and child.
Holy infant.
So tender and mild.
Sleep in heavenly peace.
Oh!
Maria, they're right, that was just... That was just beautiful.
Thank you so much. it was lovely.
- Mammy? - Yes, son?
Happy Christmas!
Oh, no, Mark. Happy Christmas to you, son.
No, Mammy.
Happy Christmas.
Thank you!
Thank you! Thank you. Please, sit down.
Please!
Both of you.
Let me just do... Before I do this, let me just tell you,
you'll see signs around the arena saying,
"No flash photography. No photography of any kind."
Just ignore those.
If you've got a camera or you've got an iPad or whatever, a phone,
take it out, fuckin' click away.
You're welcome to take as many... Take it out.
Actually, get your phones out
and we'll get all the phones going in a second, we'll do a...
Get them ready, get them ready. Get them ready.
And in the meantime, let me do this first.
Happy birthday. Happy 14th birthday to Luke Kelly, love your mum, Stuart and Blair.
A big happy 85th birthday to our wonderful dad Terry Walters, from Anderston.
And that comes from all his sons and daughter.
Happy...
Happy 13th birthday to Adam Cooke.
Happy birthday to Robert Grant from Greenock.
Happy 45th birthday to Peter Clark from your wife, Mary.
Hi to Gerard McTaggart, who is 12 tomorrow.
And that's all the birthdays. May you all have a great...
Oh, no. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
A very happy birthday to Simon Carty who's 111!
No sorry, hold... Sorry. Who's ill! Who's ill!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, get your phones ready, stand by, I'll give you 3, 2, 1.
Have we got a camera on them? Have we got a camera around?
Wait, wait, wait, wait... In 3, 2, 1, go!
Whoa!
There's no shortage of fuckin' money in Glasgow.
I also want to just apologise to Fiona, my daughter Fiona,
for calling her on the Weight Watchers thing.
She is in fact due her fourth son and our sixth grandson in 12 days' time.
I swear to God, she turns sideways and I can't see it being fucking 12 days.
I reckon he's gonna be out tomorrow.
Anyway, I also want to pay special tribute tonight to Rory,
as this is Rory's last night with us tonight.
Aw!
He fucking knows now.
Uh, it is my birthday at midnight.
Uh, but also it was Fiona's birthday
the day before yesterday.
And we'd just like to say happy birthday to you, Fiona.
We've got a little cake for you.
Mine's only a little one, you're the big one.
Thank you. It's supposed to be your big one, not mine.
Come here, with me.
- I never... - Come on. Come on, blow hard.
Oh, yes, love.
That was desperately uncomfortable.
And of course, Fiona is married to Trevor.
Martin, who plays Trevor in the show,
and is down that end.
We'd like to wish him all the best next week with his vasectomy.
Take your pick, son. Vasectomy or fuckin' amputation!
And that's about it. You've been taking part tonight in a live video record.
And we wanted to put this down on DVD for distribution around the world.
And they said, "Well, where will we do it?"
And I thought, "Where would we possibly fuckin' do it?"
I'll end by saying to you as we always say the first show we do anytime in Glasgow.
Thanks for the welcome. It's good to be home. 感谢大家的欢迎 回家真好
That's it! 就这样
What you saw tonight, I wrote.
And we all performed especially for you. 而且我们都是特别为你而演
Good night and God bless you. 晚上 上帝保佑你们
Thank you! 谢谢大家
Come back! Come back! Come back! 回来 回来 回来啊
Good night! 晚安