♪ 不情愿地蹲在起跑线上♪ ♪ Reluctantly crouched at the starting line ♪
♪ 发动机及时运转♪ ♪ Engines pumping and thumping in time ♪
♪ 绿灯闪烁，旗帜升起♪ ♪ The green light flashes the flags go up ♪
♪ 他们渴望杯子♪ ♪ Churning and burning they yearn for the cup ♪
♪ 他们灵活机动，肌肉发达♪ ♪ They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank ♪
♪ 燃油燃烧快♪ ♪ Fuel burning fast ♪
如果它们不是黑色和蓝色的，它们就无法通过。 If they're not black and blue, they're not gettin' through.
♪ 鲁莽和狂野它们在转弯处倾泻而下♪ ♪ Reckless and wild They pour through the turns ♪
是时候派小丑来了。 Time to send in the clown.
让我们扫清一条道路。 Let's clear a path.
♪ 以最快的速度驾驶和奋斗♪ ♪ Driving and striving as fast as he can ♪
♪ 很久以前有人拿着杯子走了♪ ♪ And long ago somebody left with the cup ♪
♪ 但他在开车，努力，拥抱转弯♪ ♪ But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns ♪
♪ 想到一个他仍然为之燃烧的人♪ ♪ And thinking of someone for whom he still burns ♪
♪ 他正在跑完全程♪ ♪ He's going the distance ♪
♪ 他追求速度♪ ♪ He's going for speed ♪
♪ 她独自一人，独自一人在她需要的时候♪ ♪ She's all alone all alone all alone in her time of need ♪
让我排队。 Line me up.
♪ 并策划他正在战斗和撕咬的路线♪ ♪ And plotting the course he's fighting and biting ♪
♪ 骑着他的马♪ ♪ And riding on his horse He's going the distance ♪
操，太酷了！ Fuck, that was cool!
这些警察不能开车拉屎！哈 These cops can't drive for shit! Ha!
-他们还活着！-我注意到了！枪卡住了。 - Uh, they're still alive! - I noticed! The gun is jammed.
开车！ Take the wheel!
注意你的左边。转向 Watch your left. Swerve!
别在后座上开车了，把那该死的东西修好。 Stop backseat driving and fix that fucking thing.
我是！ I am!
固定的 Fixed!
果冻，劳曼！ Jell-O, Lawman!
你为什么总是那样说“果冻”？ Why do you always say "Jell-O" like that?
-意思是“再见”-什么？不，不是。 - It means "good-bye." - What? No, it doesn't.
这是甜点，你这个白痴。-不，这是内部俚语。 It's a dessert, you moron. - No, it's insider slang.
一个家伙在晚饭后说的-- A dude said it after dinner before he--
哦，该死的！ Oh, God damn it!
-在后面！-在…的后面 - Behind! - Behind!
哦，我一直都知道你们两个会解决问题的， Aw, I always knew you two would work things out,
我喜欢你对这辆车所做的一切。 and I love what you've done with the car.
嘿，谢谢，伙计。 Hey, thanks, man.
喜欢你用你的火发做的事。 Love what you've done with your, uh, fire hair.
看起来真的很好。 Looks really good.
哦，我只是在尝试一些新的东西。 Aw, I'm just trying something new.
嘿，我听说你和斯通吵架了。 Hey, I heard you got a beef with Stone.
牛肉我有一整家肉铺。 Beef? I got a whole butcher shop.
石头是我的。Ta！ Stone is mine. Ta!
再见 Bye!
-去你的，伙计！-我的天呐 - Screw you, man! - Holy shit!
我想说，蓝色？ It's-- I wanna say, uh, Blue?
不，它以“S”开头。它就在我的舌尖上。 No, it begins with "S." It's on the tip of my tongue.
-斯图！斯图！-斯图！ - Stu! Stu! - Stu!
-哈哈，那是我的家伙！-天啊。哦，该死！ - Haha, that's my guy! - Oh, my God. Oh, shit!
鸭子，鸭子，鹅！ Duck, duck, goose!
哦 Oh!
不客气！ You're welcome!
操！ Fuck!
加油，宝贝，加油，宝贝。 Come on, baby, come on, baby.
跟我来，跟我来-- Follow me, follow me--
哦，不，太近了。 Oh, no, too close.
这是妈妈给你的吻，宝贝！ Here's your kiss from mama, baby!
不 No!
哦，该死！ Oh, shit!
现在是你挑战的机会。 Now's your chance to skedaddle.
我们不能让你去反抗。 We can't leave you to fight this.
你他妈的不能。 The fuck you can't.
我厌倦了你们。你在破坏我的杀戮。 I'm tired of y'all. You're bogarting my kills.
Juggernaut到Twister，我们要飞了。 Juggernaut to Twister, we're flying in.
Amber，你一直在生火。 Amber, you keep laying down that fire.
这些鸡在鸡笼里飞翔。 These chickens are flying the coop.
非常感谢。下一轮由我们决定。 Thanks a lot. This next round's on us.
妈的。有人会杀了这辆该死的卡车吗？ Shit. Would someone kill this fucking truck?
你明白了，先生！ You got it, sir!
琥珀色 Amber!
你以为你要去哪里，斯通？ Where do you think you're going, Stone?
你不能瞒着我。 You can't hide from me.
冰淇淋不，你尖叫。 Ice cream? No, you scream.
不不琥珀色 No! No! Amber!
你为什么这么做？他们站在我们这边！ Why'd you do that? They were on our side!
没有任何一方，斯塔伯特！ There are no sides, Stubert!
大家都烧着了！ Everybody burns!
操他妈的。 Fuck this shit.
明白了！ Gotcha!
好吧，Stubie， Okay, Stubie,
现在是你向我展示你獠牙的机会。 now's your chance to show me your fangs.
扣动扳机，把你的小狗放下。 Pull the trigger, and put your doggy down.
动手！ Do it!
-来吧，动手！-动手！ - Come on, do it! - Do it!
来吧 Come on.
来吧，Stewie。你可以这样做。 Come on, Stewie. You can do this.
-天哪！-迈克，我们走！ - Holy shit! - Mike, let's go!
你救了我的命！ You saved my ass!
我想我把王剥皮了。 I-I think I skinned my wang.
哦，别谈你的王，伙计。 Oh, don't talk about your wang, man.
我不想看它，伙计。 I don't want to look at it, man.
斯图伯特！ Stubert!
小丑，你会遵守法律的。 You'll abide by the law, clown.
哈罗德，开车。 Harold, take the wheel.
下车！ Get off my car!
你拿走了！每件事从…起我 You! Took! Everything! From! Me!
他妈的什么？ What the fuck?
嘿你在蹄子上滴眼血-- Hey! You're dripping eye blood on the hoo--
哦，他妈的。 Oh, fuck it.
哦，该死！ Oh, shit!
我杀了他吗？ Did I-- Did I kill him?
我不知道。你想转身 I don't know. You want to turn around
并检查脉搏？ and check for a pulse?
让我们滚出去！我们走吧！ Let's get the hell outta here! Let's go!
滚出去！我们走吧！ Get outta here! Let's go!
天哪，我想我们会成功的。 Holy shit, I think we're gonna make it.
天啊，我已经厌倦了躲避迪克·契斯警官了。 God, I'm so tired of running from Officer Dick Cheese.
等等-谢谢你的警告。 Hang on. - Thanks for the warning.
哇！ Whoa!
哦，好吧，我们可以玩小鸡游戏。 Oh, okay, we can play chicken.
来吧，混蛋！ Come on, fuckers!
-现在！-现在 - Now! - Now!
约翰？ John?
约翰！约翰！ John! John!
滚出去！ Get outta there!
好吧，哦，好吧。 Well, oh, well.
又只有你和我了。 It's just you and me again.
你知道，当我在托皮卡散步时， You know, when I was walking a beat in Topeka,
我以前也看到像你一样的垃圾。 I used to see pieces of trash just like you.
他们会嘲笑我，辱骂我，向我吐口水， They'd mock me, call me names, spit on me,
只是因为我试图保护街道的安全。 just because I was tryin' to keep the streets safe.
当电网崩溃时， When the power grid blew,
所有那些混蛋都来找我 all of those same fuckheads came to my door
想要得到保护， wanting to be protected,
想要安全， wanting to be safe,
但你知道他们真正想要什么吗？ but you know what they really wanted?
他们只是想排队。 They just wanted to be kept in line.
有什么好笑的？ What's so fuckin' funny?
你说的太多了。 You talk so much.
所有这些都在谈论规则和法律， All this talk about rules and laws,
都是胡说八道。 it's all bullshit.
你只是一个悲伤孤独的人， You're just a sad, lonely man,
而且你认为自己在掌控一切。 and you think you're in control.
我掌控一切。 I am in control.
不 No.
你只是一个持枪的人。 You're just the one holdin' the gun.
还有遗言吗？ Any last words?
-敲门，敲门。-谁在那里？ - Knock, knock. - Who's there?
我会给你一个艰难的选择。 I'm gonna give you a tough choice.
你可以慢慢死去，或者。。。 You can die slowly, or...
你可以死得很快。 You can die fast.
你今天过得很愉快， You have a good day now,
混蛋。 motherfucker.
哦哦哦 Oh! Oh! Oh!
哦，我他妈以为我又失去你了。 Oh, I fucking thought I lost you again.
哦，在哪里-- Oh, where's--
对不起。 I'm sorry.
那些混蛋会付钱的。 Those fuckers are gonna pay.
嘿，比尔，我回来了！你想我吗？ Hey, Bill, I'm back! You miss me?
比尔升职了。 Bill got promoted.
你没有接近的许可。 You do not have clearance to approach.
我知道你只是想做好你的工作， Look, I know you're just trying to do your job,
但我有一个改变人生的机会 but I have a life-changing opportunity
即将过期 that's going to expire
如果我不能在一分钟内17、16、15-- if I don't deliver this package in one minute and 17, 16, 15--
你知道我拿着这个干什么吗？ You see where I'm going with this?
-是的，这不是我的问题。-呃，会的 - Yeah, that's not my problem. - Uh, it will be
如果瑞文在大门外听到她的快递过期了。 if Raven hears her delivery expired right outside her gate.
我的天呐 Holy shit.
告诉瑞文米尔克曼成功了。 Tell Raven the Milkman made it.
我们走吧。 Let's go.
打开大门！ Open the gate!
你没告诉我她很性感。 You didn't tell me she was so hot.
有人忙了十天。 Someone's had a busy ten days.
我不是唯一一个。 And I'm not the only one.
嘿，祝贺你升职了，比尔！ Hey, congratulations on the promotion, Bill!
她对你很好？高薪？好的好处？ She treatin' you well? Good pay? Good benefits?
把包裹给她就行了，约翰。 Just give her the package, John.
哇！操你，比尔。 Wow. Fuck you, Bill.
我们怎么知道她真的会付钱？ How do we know she's actually going to pay up?
这就是Milkman送货的工作方式。 This is how Milkman deliveries work.
现在唯一让事情变得奇怪的人是你。 Only person who's making it weird right now is you.
祝贺你，约翰。 Congratulations, John.
欢迎来到新旧金山。 Welcome to New San Francisco.
嘿，嘿，哇！等一下，伙计。 Hey, hey, whoa! Hold on, man.
比尔，冷静点。她和我在一起。 Bill, calm down. She's with me.
约翰，她不允许进入。 John, she's not allowed to enter.
如果不是因为她，你就不会拥有它。 Well, you wouldn't have it if it wasn't for her.
我们达成了协议，约翰， We had a deal, John,
你和我。 you and me.
她和我在一起。这就是你需要知道的。 And she's with me. That's all you need to know.
如果她不能进去，那就好了。我也不进去。 If she can't go in, fine. I'm not goin' in either.
约翰，别这样。 John, don't do this.
你一辈子都想要这个，对吧？ You wanted this your whole life, right?
-是的，但是——那你得走了。 - Yeah, but-- - Then you need to go.
你在干什么？ What are you doin'?
我不会成为你不进去的原因， I'm not gonna be the reason you don't go inside,
所以你要进去，你会很开心的。 so you're gonna go in, and you're gonna be happy.
你明白了吗？ You got it?
别这样，约翰。 Don't, John.
我是认真的。 I mean it.
安静-- Quiet--
啊！ Aah!
他需要医疗护理。把他弄进去。 He needs medical attention. Get him inside.
继续 Go on.
什么安静，不！轻声的 What? Quiet, no! Quiet!
轻声的 Quiet!
果冻，约翰。 Jell-O, John.
停下，现在！ Stop, now!
在这里约翰经常跑， Here. John usually makes this run,
但自从他退休后。。。 but since he's retired...
我到底该怎么办？ What the hell am I supposed to do with this?
送过去，我们需要一个新的米尔克曼。 Deliver it. We need a new Milkman.
嘿嘿嘿 Hey! Hey! Hey!
那是给圣地亚哥的。 That was for San Diego.
去他妈的圣地亚哥。 Fuck San Diego.
米尔克曼已经稳定下来。 The Milkman has stabilized.
医生说他会没事的，但是女孩-- Doc said he'll be fine, but the girl--
你就不能让她进来吗？ Couldn't you have let her in?
她使事情复杂化了。 She complicates things.
想象一下约翰经历了什么， Imagine what John went through,
开车穿越半个国家， driving halfway across the country,
全部交付。。。 all to deliver...
这 this.
是 啊 Yeah.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
很好。我点了开心果。 It's fine. I ordered pistachio.
当然，他们把我的订单搞砸了。 Of course, they fucked up my order.
-我是说约翰哦 - I meant about John. - Oh.
他通过了考试， He passed his test,
卡利普索遵守了他的诺言。 and Calypso kept his end of the bargain.
主要地 Mostly.
棉花糖。Blech。 Marshmallow. Blech.
所以是时候开始为他做准备了 So it's time that we start prepping him
他的新职位？ for his new position?
还没有，让他适应吧， Not yet, let him acclimate,
感受内心的美好生活。 get a feel for the good life inside.
然后我们将讨论接下来会发生什么。 Then we'll talk about what comes next.
那是个不错的老二。 That's a nice dick.
好吧，混蛋，只有我和你。 All right, jerkoff, it's just me and you.
现在我们今天要解决还是不解决。 Now are we gonna work it out today, or not.
来吧 Come on!
啊！ Yagh!
哦，他妈的！ Oh, fuck!
这个-- This--
操你，他妈的。。。 Fuck you, fuckin'...
来吧 Come on.
你为什么让我这样对你？ Why do you make me do this to you?
别这么混蛋！ Don't be such a fuckin' asshole!
该死的自行车。 Fuckin' bike.
什么 What?!
-早上好，约翰你好 - Good morning, John. - Hi
嘿，怎么了，约翰？ Hey, what's up, John?
嘿，约翰。 Hey, John.
早上好，约翰。 Good morning, John.
-天啊。-我告诉你。 - Oh my god. - I'm telling ya.
看，我吃过的最奇怪的东西是猫头鹰。 Look, the weirdest thing I've ever eaten was an owl.
-没什么？-是 啊 - No shit? - Yeah!
为什么？ Why?
我吃了半夜的零食。 I got the midnight munchies.
你知道我在说什么！ You know what I'm talkin' about!
你真是个坏蛋，约翰。 You're such a badass, John.
天啊，你一定杀了那么多人。 Oh, god, you must have, like, killed so many people.
嗯，是的，是的。一些，是的。 Uh, yeah, yeah. A few, yeah.
-是的。-嗯。 - Yeah. - Mmm.
是 啊 Yeah.
但是，像多少？ But, like how many?
哦，我的意思是，我不算数，伙计。 Aw, I mean, I don't keep count, dude.
他不算数！ He doesn't keep count!
好吧，就像我说的，你是个坏蛋。 Okay, like I said, you're a badass.
哦你得告诉他们小丑的事！ Oh! You gotta tell 'em about the clown!
这太疯狂了。 This is so crazy.
我觉得他有束缚感，我不知道。 I think he had, like, bondage stuff, I don't know.
对，对，对。那是很多皮革 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was a lot of leather
和汗水。-这家伙！ and sweat. - This guy!
你好 Hi.
-Diane，对吧？-是 啊 - Diane, right? - Yeah.
进来吧 Come in.
没关系。我不会咬的。 It's okay. I won't bite.
所以，呃，我从来没有被陷害过 So, uh, I've never been set up on
以前也发生过这样的事。-哦 a thing like this before. - Oh.
但切斯特告诉我你是他的警卫。 But Chester told me you're a guard with him.
你不记得我了吗？ You don't remember me?
你没有接近的许可。 You do not have clearance to approach.
哦，该死！比尔的替代者！ Oh, shit! Bill's replacement!
-嗯我甚至都没认出你来。 - Mm-hmm. - I didn't even recognize you.
嗯，一定是头发。 Well, must be the hair.
我甚至没有看到枪。 I didn't even see past the gun.
让我给你拿杯饮料。 Let me get you a drink.
你喜欢葡萄酒吗？ Do you like wine?
厕所还是水槽？ Uh, toilet or sink?
红色怎么样？ How about red?
是 啊 Yeah?
-好的。-可以 - Okay. - Okay.
哦，那是披萨。 Oh, that's the pizza.
你介意拿一下吗？ Would you mind grabbing that?
当然 Sure.
嘿，给你一个奶酪披萨。 Hey, got a cheese pizza for you.
哇！ Wow.
我从来没有站在快递的另一边。 I've never been on the other side of a delivery.
我应该给你一些东西，对吧？ I'm supposed to give you something, right?
给你。 Here you go.
项目符号。 Bullets.
你喜欢汽油吗？ Would you prefer gasoline?
那里有现金，伙计。 There is cash right there, dude.
我希望这能给你带来温暖。 I hope that makes a warm fire for you.
嘿，谢谢。 And hey, thanks.
我真的很感激你所经历的一切 I really appreciate what you went through
把这个拿到这里。 to get this here.
这没什么大不了的，伙计。 It's not a big deal, man.
这就是披萨。 So this is pizza.
你从来没有吃过披萨？ You've never had pizza?
哦，天哪，你从来没有吃过披萨？！ Oh, my gosh, you've never had pizza?!
不 No.
我很荣幸第一次来这里。 I'm honored to be here for your first time.
谢谢 Thanks.
好的 Good?
嗯。 Uh-huh.
我知道你在外面。 I know you're out there.
你不知道你在和谁捣乱。 You don't know who you're messin' with.
如果你要杀了我，那就快点， If you're gonna kill me, do it quick,
你这个该死的秃鹫。 you goddamn vulture.
我不是秃鹫，你这个混蛋。 I'm not a vulture, you buttmunch.
我不想杀了你。 And I don't want to kill you.
您的交付。我想要一半。 Your delivery. I want half.
我听说过你。 I heard of you.
你就是那个抢劫送奶工的人？ You're the one who's been robbin' milkmen?
我用比你还大的树枝刮伤了我的污点。 I've scratched my taint with twigs bigger than you.
你不会惹麻烦的！ You ain't gettin' shit!
下一个我扔，你会用你的脚开车。 Next one I throw, you'll be drivin' with your feet.
所以，一半！ So, half!
好的它在后面。 Fine! It's in the back.
我希望你被它窒息！ I hope you choke on it!
这不是给我的，你走开。 It's not for me, you jag-off.
内部人士一直在搞这种事 The insiders have been runnin' this shit
时间太长了。 for far too long.
是时候有人分享财富了。 It's time somebody shared the wealth.
告诉我， So tell me,
约翰适应得怎么样？ how is John adjusting?
他在打招呼。 He's doin' greet.
我们都相处得很好。 Uh, we all get along.
我是说我想我和他们 I-I mean I think me and the guys
会和他成为朋友，不管我们是否必须， would be friends with him whether or not we had to,
对吧，伙计们？ right, fellas?
-是的。-哦，是的。 - Yeah. - Oh, yeah.
嗯。 Mm-hmm.
黛安呢？ And Diane?
她把他安排得很好。 She-she set him up well.
她正在争取第二次约会。 She's pushing for a second date.
好的 Good.
一定要做到这一点。 Make sure that happens.
我希望约翰快乐。 I want John to be happy.
因为我想要，你也应该想要。 And because I want it, you should want that, too.
约翰很高兴。 John is happy.
我的意思是，他会——他会准备好开车的 I mean, he'll-- he'll be ready to drive
随时为你服务。 for you any day now.
掠夺 Raven.
刚得到消息说无名氏就在两个街区之外。 Just got word that John Doe's only two blocks away.
正确的是 啊 Right? Yeah!
约翰！你想和我们一起喝杯啤酒吗？ John! You wanna join us for a beer?
不，谢谢，切斯特。 No thanks, Chester.
我要离开了。 I'm leavin'.
你真的想离开 You really wanna leave
在我给了你我承诺的一切之后？ after I gave you everything I promised?
我甚至听说黛安的事情进展顺利。 I even heard things are going swimmingly with Diane.
你怎么知道黛安娜的？ How do you know about Diane?
我的工作是了解一切。 It's my job to know everything.
我唯一不知道的事 The only thing I don't know
是我能给你的其他东西。 is what else I could possibly give you.
一些你不能给我的东西。 Something you can't give me.
那个女孩？ The girl?
约翰，你真的要放弃这一切 John, you're seriously gonna give all of this up
为了一个你认识了10天的女孩？ for some chick you knew for 10 days?
我感冒的时间更长了。 I've had colds last longer.
她的名字叫安静。 Her name's Quiet.
不可能那是她的真名。 No way that's her real name.
你知道她的真名，不是吗？ You do know her real name, don't you?
还有，她不是开枪打你吗？-是的，确实发生了。 Also, didn't she shoot you? - Yeah, that happened.
约翰，这听起来不健康。 John, that doesn't sound healthy.
好吧，听着，如果你真的是这样想的话， Okay, look, if that's really how you feel,
我会亲自护送你到门口。 I will escort you to the gate myself.
我们只需要先快速停一下。 We just have to make one quick stop first.
来吧 Come on.
你现在他妈的怎么了？ What the fuck is wrong with you now?
事情终于发生了。 It finally happened.
我在和一辆车说话。 I'm talking to a car.
我知道你没有死。 I know something didn't die in you.
上次发生这种情况时， Last time that happened,
你闻起来像被烧焦的小浣熊。 you smelled like burnt baby raccoon.
顺便说一下，谢谢你。真好吃。 Thank you, by the way. That was delicious.
也许有什么变化 Maybe something shifted
前几周我撞上那个米尔克曼的时候？ when I slammed into that Milkman the other week?
哦，我的天，现在我他妈的在问车 Oh, my God, now I'm fucking asking the car
一个该死的问题。 a God damn question.
太好了。真的很棒。 That's great. That's really great.
这非常健康。 That's super healthy.
你为什么不工作，你这个生锈的混蛋？ Why won't you work, you rusted piece of shit?
非常抱歉。 I'm very sorry.
嗯，那太粗鲁了。 Um, that was very rude.
你不应该那样。 You did not deserve that.
你生锈不是你的错。 It's not your fault that you're rusted.
只是，我们在一起一个月了， It's just, we've been together a month,
我不知道你是怎么工作的。 and I have no clue how you work.
油进你的嘴里，燃料进你的屁股。 Oil goes in your mouth, and fuel goes up your butt.
中间的一切都毫无意义。 Everything in the middle makes no sense.
我想我只是不断尝试 I guess I just keep trying pieces
直到我找到一个-- until I find one that--
你只需要尝试不同的单品 You just try different pieces
直到你找到合适的。 'til you find the one that fits.
适合。 Fits.
你最好别和我在一起。 You better not be fuckin' with me.
啊！我的天呐我做到了！ Aah! Holy shit! I did it!
我他妈的干的！ I fucking did it!
我他妈的做了什么？ What the fuck did I do?
你要带我去哪里？ Where are you taking me?
-给。-漂亮的房子。 - Here. - Nice house.
我很高兴你这么认为。这是你的。 I'm glad you think so. It's yours.
你认为住宅升级会让我留在这里吗？ You think a residential upgrade is gonna keep me here?
通过。-不，约翰。 Pass. - No, John.
这是你的。 This is yours.
这是你长大的地方。 This is where you grew up.
等待 Wait.
我住在这里？ I lived here?
你有邮件。 You've got mail.
当我第一次听说Milkman John Doe时， When I first heard of John Doe the Milkman,
我挖了一下， I did a little digging,
当我得知你在这里扎根时， and when I learned that you had roots here,
我又挖了一些。 I dug some more.
我相信你会有很多问题， I'm sure you'll have lots of questions,
如果你留下来，你会得到答案的。 and if you stay, you'll get answers.
我不知道我生来叫什么名字 I don't know what name I was born with
或者我是谁。 or who I am really.
驾驶 Drive!
就像我答应过你的那样。 It's just like I promised you.
我带你回家了。 I brought you home.
这不是我的家。 This isn't my home.
这是他的， It's his,
不管他叫什么名字。 whatever his name is.
这已经不是我了。 This isn't me anymore.
我在那里找到了我的家。 I found my home out there with Quiet.
嗯。 Hmm.
哇，我从来没有把你当成如此浪漫的人， Wow, I never took you for such a romantic,
但如果这是你的决定。。。 but if that's your decision...
我通常不喜欢这样做， This isn't normally how I like to do things,
但是，嘿，我很灵活。 but, hey, I'm flexible.
我有一份工作给你。 I have a job for you.
我不会做你的奶爸。 I'm not gonna be your Milkman.
送奶工 Milkman?
不，对你来说那些日子已经一去不复返了， No, those days for you are long gone,
但你还是个司机。 but you're still a driver.
我见过的最好的。 Best I've ever seen.
你在我的小跑步中向我证明了这一点。 You proved that to me when you made my little run.
约翰，你通过了测试， See, you passed the test, John,
现在我需要你的技能。 and now I need your skills.
会有一场比赛， There's gonna be a tournament,
同类中的第一个 the first of its kind
来自全国各地的最佳车手， where the best drivers from all across the country,
来自各行各业的，都将被邀请参加比赛。 from all walks of life, are gonna be invited to compete.
看，锦标赛只有一条规则： See, the tournament only has one rule:
幸存 Survive.
你最好相信你面对的人是不公平的。 And you better believe who you face won't play fair.
这就是你的用武之地，约翰。 This is where you come in, John.
你是我的马，我需要你赢， You are my horse, and I need you to win,
因为卡利普索提供了一个相当不错的奖品。 because Calypso is offering quite a prize.
胜利者得到了他们内心的渴望， The winner gets their heart's desire,
他们最大的愿望实现了。 their greatest wish come true.
你会帮我赢的，约翰， You're gonna help me win, John,
你要通过开车来做到这一点 and you're gonna do it by getting behind the wheel
转动每一辆车和参赛者 and turning every car and contestant
穿过你的路 that crosses your path
变成了一堆燃烧着的扭曲的金属。 into nothing but a flaming pile of twisted metal.
你会开车的，John Doe， You will drive, John Doe,
你会赢的。 and you will win.
可以 Okay.
下一步在哪里？ Where to next?
嘿，女孩。 Hey, girl.
我一直很想和你谈谈。 I've been dying to talk to you.
我听说你认识我哥哥。 I heard you know my brother.
他叫约翰。 He goes by John.
我告诉过你我们会找到的，我们找到了。 I told you we'd find it, and we did.
香格里拉。 Shangri-fuckin'-la.
我们得到了我们需要的一切： We got everything we need:
女士们，酒和长犬。 Ladies, liquor, and long dogs.
这是草莓。 This is Strawberry.
她是一名医生和律师。 She's a doctor and a lawyer.
我是在脱衣舞俱乐部认识她的。 I met her in a strip club.
可以可以这是克利奥帕特拉。 Okay. Okay. This is Cleopatra.
她，呃，专门做法国菜。 She, uh, specializes in French cuisine.
-哦啦啦。-她呃， - Ooh-la-la. - She, uh,
也是一个脱衣舞娘。 is also a stripper.
我在考虑游泳。 I'm thinkin' about takin' a swim.
你们觉得怎么样？ What do you guys think?
不，她会沉到底的。 No, she'll sink right to the bottom.
我以前试过。 I've tried before.
晚上好 Good evening.
我的天呐 Holy shit!
事实上，我有一个更好的主意。 Actually, I have a better idea.
哦，不！迈克！啊！ Oh, no! Mike! Aah!