1 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:21,020 ♪如果我能依靠著彩虹♪ ♪ If I was leaning on a rainbow ♪ 2 00:00:21,060 --> 00:00:24,890 ♪星星閃亮 月光照耀♪ ♪ Where stars shine and moonbeams glow ♪ 3 00:00:24,930 --> 00:00:28,150 ♪困難和傷痛將離我遠去♪ ♪ I could leave my troubles, forget my woes ♪ 4 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:32,030 ♪如果我能依靠著彩虹♪ ♪ If I was leaning on a rainbow ♪ 5 00:00:35,550 --> 00:00:39,690 ♪如果我能坐在世界之巔♪ ♪ If I was sitting on top of the world ♪ 6 00:00:39,730 --> 00:00:43,430 ♪美酒 鉆石 珠寶陪伴♪ ♪ With fine wine, diamonds and pearls ♪ 7 00:00:43,470 --> 00:00:46,650 ♪我將處于不敗之地♪ ♪ Ain't nobody would bring me down ♪ 8 00:00:46,690 --> 00:00:50,700 ♪如果我能坐在世界之巔♪ ♪ If I was sitting on top of the world ♪ 9 00:01:00,930 --> 00:01:01,840 噢 Oh. 10 00:01:06,410 --> 00:01:09,330 拜托 你這個十足的白癡 Come on, you blithering idiot. 11 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:11,500 不就26個字母嘛 There's only 26 letters in the damned alphabet. 12 00:01:11,540 --> 00:01:14,110 你只要把它們按正確的順序放一起就好了 All you've gotta do is put them in the right bloody order. 13 00:01:19,420 --> 00:01:20,770 寫點什么吧 Write something. 14 00:01:21,770 --> 00:01:22,600 什么都行 Anything. 15 00:01:41,050 --> 00:01:42,140 對了 Right. 16 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:43,750 音樂 Music. 17 00:01:56,980 --> 00:01:57,810 查爾斯 Charles. 18 00:02:04,290 --> 00:02:05,510 動腦啊 Think. 19 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:32,410 查爾斯 Charles? 20 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:34,890 親愛的 Darling? 21 00:02:34,930 --> 00:02:38,460 查爾斯 廷巴克圖的人都聽得見 Charles? They can hear you in Timbuktu! 22 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:44,860 非常感謝 Much obliged. 23 00:02:50,470 --> 00:02:52,990 如果你堅持要過得像個夜貓子一樣 If you insist on living like a nocturnal animal, 24 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,520 至少不要打擾到別人吧 at least be civil enough to hide your tracks. 25 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:58,870 早上好 伊迪絲 Morning, Edith. 26 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:00,130 早上好 夫人 Good morning, ma'am. 27 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:02,960 他終于做到了 Oh, he's finally gone through with it. 28 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:05,660 可恥至極 不是嗎 Oh yes. Scandalous, isn't it? 29 00:03:05,700 --> 00:03:07,400 恰恰相反 我覺得為了愛情放棄皇位 On the contrary, I think giving up the throne 30 00:03:07,440 --> 00:03:09,050 非常浪漫 for love is awfully romantic. 31 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:12,010 我要一個烤葡萄柚和一杯濃咖啡 I'll have a grilled grapefruit and a strong coffee please. 32 00:03:15,190 --> 00:03:16,710 唐多明先生又要我把雞蛋 Mr. Condomine's asked for his eggs 33 00:03:16,760 --> 00:03:18,020 拿到他的書房 to be brought out to his study again. 34 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,460 看他現在的情緒 我希望 Well, given his mood, I hope they're 35 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,280 雞蛋是單面煎的 being served sunny side up. 36 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:24,630 拿去 Here we go. 37 00:03:24,680 --> 00:03:30,680 兩個半熟的雞蛋給威廉·莎士比亞 Two soft-boiled eggs. For William Shakespeare. 38 00:03:30,730 --> 00:03:32,690 女主人今天早上要吃什么 And what does Her Majesty want this morning? 39 00:03:32,730 --> 00:03:34,820 她堅持好萊塢式飲食 She's sticking to the Hollywood diet. 40 00:03:34,860 --> 00:03:35,820 好萊塢式飲食 Hollywood diet. 41 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:40,350 她要變成葛麗泰·嘉寶 It'll take a lot more than an exotic fruit 42 00:03:40,390 --> 00:03:42,220 一個外國水果可遠遠不夠 to turn her into Greta Garbo. 43 00:03:42,260 --> 00:03:44,220 噢 Oh. 44 00:03:44,260 --> 00:03:46,180 別在花園里磨蹭 伊迪絲 And don't dilly-dally in the garden, Edith. 45 00:03:46,220 --> 00:03:48,830 如果烤面包冷了 他就不吃了 He'll only send it back, if the toast is cold. 46 00:04:02,500 --> 00:04:04,850 我不是一個壞人 I'm not a bad man. 47 00:04:04,890 --> 00:04:07,200 我是喜歡調情 I mean, yes, I like to flirt a bit. 48 00:04:08,850 --> 00:04:11,860 偶爾也會賭博 And the occasional flutter. 49 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:15,950 先生 打擾了 你的早餐 Excuse me, sir. Your breakfast. 50 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:29,350 伊迪絲 Edith. 51 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:32,480 在 先生 Yes, sir? 52 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:35,010 麻煩你提醒埃德娜'toast'這個單詞 Would you remind Edna that the word 'toast' 53 00:04:35,050 --> 00:04:38,360 來自于拉丁語'tostare' is derived from the Latin 'tostare', 54 00:04:38,400 --> 00:04:41,750 意思是"燒"或者"烤" meaning 'to scorch' or 'to roast'? 55 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:46,800 這...這面包都冷得硬了 Whereas this... is a cold, hard piece of bread. 56 00:04:49,280 --> 00:04:50,630 我的錯 先生 Apologies, sir. 57 00:04:51,460 --> 00:04:52,330 謝謝 Thank you. 58 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:55,160 您還有其它需要嗎 Do you need anything else? 59 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,550 天意 Divine intervention. 60 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,950 真是愛國啊 哈羅德 It's wonderfully patriotic, Harold. 61 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,040 你非常有能干 You've really excelled yourself. 62 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,960 我肯定裁判也是這么想的 And I'm certain the judges will agree. 63 00:05:12,180 --> 00:05:13,260 噢 Oh! 64 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,800 為什么對你來說這么容易呢 How was it so easy for you, 65 00:05:28,280 --> 00:05:29,760 我的曼哈頓繆斯 my Manhattan muse? 66 00:05:33,890 --> 00:05:35,420 查爾斯 Charles. 67 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,900 你應該向卡德摩斯祈禱 You really should be praying to Cadmus 68 00:05:37,940 --> 00:05:39,600 而不是砍他的頭 and not decapitating him. 69 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,380 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. 70 00:05:41,420 --> 00:05:44,380 你的任務是寫一部90頁的劇本 You've been commissioned to write a 90-page screenplay, 71 00:05:44,430 --> 00:05:46,340 而不是《戰爭與和平》 not War and Peace. 72 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:49,210 我已經江郎才盡了 I'm at my wits' end. 73 00:05:49,260 --> 00:05:51,300 我不明白改編一個你已經寫好的劇本 I just don't understand how it can be so problematic 74 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:54,170 有什么難的呢 to adapt a story that you've already written. 75 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:57,000 對不起 查爾斯 我不知道我還能忍受多久 I'm sorry, Charles. I just don't know how long 76 00:05:57,050 --> 00:05:59,350 你現在完全陷在你的幻想世界里 I can go on like this, with you stuck 77 00:05:59,400 --> 00:06:03,710 留我一個人在真實世界 in an imaginary world and me alone in the real one. 78 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:05,800 我想你 I miss you. 79 00:06:08,150 --> 00:06:08,970 我想我們 I miss us. 80 00:06:11,060 --> 00:06:11,890 我也是 So do I. 81 00:06:20,900 --> 00:06:21,940 看看這個 Look at that. 82 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:26,770 我在文件里找到的 Just found it amongst some papers. 83 00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:29,300 你能試著理解我的心情很貼心 It's sweet of you to try and spare my feelings. 84 00:06:29,340 --> 00:06:31,170 但也很幼稚 And a little naive. 85 00:06:31,210 --> 00:06:32,740 為什么 Why? 86 00:06:32,780 --> 00:06:34,690 因為你覺得我會介意你想埃爾韋拉 Because you imagine that I mind you thinking of Elvira. 87 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,390 你不介意嗎 Well, don't you? 88 00:06:37,440 --> 00:06:42,050 我一點兒都不嫉妒她 No. I'm not in the least bit jealous of her. 89 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:43,790 我只是在想 如果我死了 I just wonder if I died, whether you'd continue 90 00:06:43,830 --> 00:06:45,400 你會不會看我的照片 to look at photographs of me. 91 00:06:46,490 --> 00:06:47,360 親愛的 Darling. 92 00:06:50,450 --> 00:06:51,930 你會長命百歲的 You're not the dying type. 93 00:06:54,580 --> 00:06:55,710 哈 Ha! 94 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,240 他簡直無可救藥 維奧萊特 He's simply incorrigible, Violet. 95 00:06:58,280 --> 00:07:01,550 昨天我看見他盯著埃爾韋拉的照片出神 I found him mooning over pictures of Elvira yesterday. 96 00:07:01,590 --> 00:07:03,070 埃爾韋拉 Elvira? 97 00:07:03,110 --> 00:07:05,420 他一直逃避工作 還想著前妻 He's been shirking work and pining for the ex-wife. 98 00:07:07,990 --> 00:07:08,810 噢 Oh! 99 00:07:09,550 --> 00:07:10,640 比賽結束 Game, set and match. 100 00:07:13,340 --> 00:07:16,260 這真的沒有什么好擔心的 There's really nothing to feel insecure about. 101 00:07:16,300 --> 00:07:17,740 埃爾韋拉也許是很有魅力 Elvira may have been very attractive, 102 00:07:17,780 --> 00:07:19,780 但是那個可憐的女人已經死了 but the poor woman's gone. 103 00:07:19,830 --> 00:07:22,000 就像我們之間的火花一樣 As has the spark in our relationship. 104 00:07:22,050 --> 00:07:23,440 查爾斯是個男人 Charles is a man. 105 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:24,440 你不能指望他同時應付 You can't expect him to juggle 106 00:07:24,480 --> 00:07:26,270 很多事情 more than one thing at a time. 107 00:07:26,310 --> 00:07:29,570 我的建議...讓他自己去焦慮那些文字 My advice... leave him to worry about the words 108 00:07:29,620 --> 00:07:31,790 你可以找其他人開心開心 and find someone else to shake your sheets. 109 00:07:33,010 --> 00:07:35,010 拜托 別裝模作樣了 Oh come on, don't be a prude. 110 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:38,240 要想婚姻走到底 你就必須得實際一點 One must be practical for a marriage to run the course. 111 00:07:38,280 --> 00:07:39,580 布拉曼夫人 你還記得 Do you remember what you learnt 112 00:07:39,630 --> 00:07:42,110 上一堂課學到的東西嗎 in our last lesson, Mrs. Bradman? 113 00:07:42,150 --> 00:07:45,810 保持強壯 抓牢 我怎么忘得了 Strong, firm grip. How could I forget? 114 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:56,990 所以有什么問題 老朋友 So, what seems to be the trouble, old chap? 115 00:07:57,040 --> 00:07:59,910 事情沒有以前進展得那么順利了 Things don't seem to be flowing as they used to. 116 00:07:59,950 --> 00:08:02,130 噢 Oh. 117 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:04,130 你告訴我哪一個作家 Name me a wordsmith who hasn't wrestled with a bout 118 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:07,610 沒有遇到過寫作瓶頸 of writer's block once in a while, eh. 119 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:09,700 事實上 不只是我的文字 And the truth is, it's not just the words 120 00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:10,660 枯竭了 that have dried up. 121 00:08:12,400 --> 00:08:13,880 嗯哼 Hm-hm. 122 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:15,790 大本鐘都不報時了 Big Ben's stopped chiming. 123 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:22,320 皮斯博迪先生得了舞臺恐懼癥 Mr. Peasbody's got stage fright. 124 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:24,540 可憐的家伙 Oh, you poor fellow. 125 00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:26,500 就好像用繩子打臺球 It's like playing billiards with a rope. 126 00:08:30,070 --> 00:08:32,380 試一下這個 Try a couple of these. 127 00:08:32,420 --> 00:08:34,470 應該給你的油箱加些油 Should put some fuel back in your tank. 128 00:08:34,510 --> 00:08:35,420 這是什么 What are they? 129 00:08:35,470 --> 00:08:36,990 苯丙胺硫酸Benzedrine sulfate. 130 00:08:37,030 --> 00:08:39,640 安非他明 amphetamine. 131 00:08:39,690 --> 00:08:41,950 增強興奮感 Enhances cheerfulness, 132 00:08:41,990 --> 00:08:44,650 敏感性 維奧萊特已經試過了 alertness, and as Violet would testify, 133 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:47,170 對你的性欲有奇效 does wonders for your libido. 134 00:08:47,220 --> 00:08:49,520 聽起來好得令人難以置信 會上癮嗎 Sounds too good to be true. Is it habit forming? 135 00:08:49,570 --> 00:08:52,220 完全不會 我們已經用了很多年了 No, not at all. Been using them for years. 136 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:03,580 慢一點 Ah, slow down. 137 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,370 查爾斯 你會讓我們都得冠心病的 Charles, you'll give us both a coronary. 138 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:08,370 我從來沒覺得這么有活力過 I've never felt more alive. 139 00:09:08,410 --> 00:09:09,980 怎么了 發生什么事了 Why? What's happened? 140 00:09:10,020 --> 00:09:12,110 我決定聽你的建議 I decided to take your advice 141 00:09:12,160 --> 00:09:13,940 向好的地方看 and look on the positives. 142 00:09:13,980 --> 00:09:16,330 人總是要生活得積極一點兒嘛 Surely it's better to be up than down. 143 00:09:16,380 --> 00:09:17,640 我只是不想你耗費完體力 I just don't want you to exhaust yourself 144 00:09:17,680 --> 00:09:20,030 今天晚上在劇場還有個靈媒演出呢 before the medium show at the theater tonight. 145 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,690 任何有理智的人都不會浪費一個完美的夜晚 Nobody in their right mind would waste a perfectly 146 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,690 假裝被某人的自言自語 pleasant evening pretending to be fascinated 147 00:09:25,730 --> 00:09:27,820 所吸引 by someone holding a one-way conversation. 148 00:09:33,570 --> 00:09:36,050 女士們先生們 大家請就坐 Ladies and gentlemen, please take your seats. 149 00:09:36,090 --> 00:09:39,490 今晚的演出將在兩分鐘之后開始 This evening's performance will commence in two minutes. 150 00:09:39,530 --> 00:09:41,100 那不是你的廚娘嗎 Isn't that your cook? 151 00:09:42,450 --> 00:09:44,670 還有你的女傭 And your maid? 152 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,150 是 就是她們 Oh yes. So it is. 153 00:09:47,190 --> 00:09:48,450 可憐的伊迪絲 Poor Edith. 154 00:09:48,500 --> 00:09:50,240 自從她弟弟在西班牙參加反法斯西戰爭去世之后 She's been very taken with this sort of thing 155 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:53,940 她就迷上了這類活動 since she lost her brother fighting the fascists in Spain. 156 00:09:53,980 --> 00:09:56,500 原始的迷信非常有說服性 Primitive superstition can be very persuasive. 157 00:09:56,550 --> 00:09:58,330 特別是對于情緒脆弱的人來說 Especially with the emotionally susceptible. 158 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:16,960 女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen, 159 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,960 歡迎來到這里 welcome to an evening that will change 160 00:10:20,010 --> 00:10:23,620 今夜將改變你對這個世界的看法 your perceptions of the world we inhabit. 161 00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:28,320 也將確鑿地回答 That will answer, irrefutably, 162 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:33,190 自古以來 the question that has confounded mankind 163 00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,150 困擾著所有人類的問題 since the dawn of time. 164 00:10:38,980 --> 00:10:42,160 人死之后會有靈魂嗎 Is there life after death? 165 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:44,640 沒有 No. 166 00:10:52,390 --> 00:10:53,470 她來了 There she is. 167 00:11:03,400 --> 00:11:06,920 女士們先生們 大家好 Mesdames et messeurs, bonsoir. 168 00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:14,410 從西方的喬魯拉大金字塔 From the Great Pyramid of Cholula in the West 169 00:11:15,670 --> 00:11:19,280 到東邊的泰山 to Mount Taishan in the east, 170 00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,850 從南邊的Whanganui-a-Tara from Whanganui-a-Tara in the south 171 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,850 到北邊的烏普薩拉 to Uppsala in the north, 172 00:11:24,770 --> 00:11:27,200 我環游世界 I have traveled the globe, 173 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:31,690 和古魯 哲人和薩滿交流 communing with gurus, swamis and shaman. 174 00:11:32,730 --> 00:11:36,340 這些智者引導我 These wise sages have guided me 175 00:11:36,390 --> 00:11:39,740 進入更深的層面 to a deeper dimension 176 00:11:39,780 --> 00:11:44,740 在那兒我豁然頓悟 where finally I experienced an epiphany 177 00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:49,530 到了另一個世界 and broke through to the other side. 178 00:11:58,100 --> 00:12:02,670 我確信你們所有人 I am certain that everyone here 179 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:07,030 都能感受到逝去的所愛之人的靈魂 has sensed the spirits of their departed loved ones. 180 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:09,940 我也確信我們都希望 And I am certain we all wish 181 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:13,680 能夠和他們再次溝通 we could communicate with them again 182 00:12:13,730 --> 00:12:17,990 彌補曾經的遺憾 to say the things we never got to say. 183 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,470 - 我有過 - 對不起 I've got it. Shh. -Sorry. 184 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:24,520 今晚 我將利用珍貴的神秘力量 Tonight, I will use the precious mystical gift 185 00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:28,870 讓這一切變成現實 to make that possible. 186 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:32,880 糟糕 Bugger! 187 00:12:41,320 --> 00:12:43,500 阿卡蒂夫人 Madame Arcati. 188 00:12:43,540 --> 00:12:46,370 就是個鬼把戲 Oh, it's a conjuring trick. 189 00:12:46,410 --> 00:12:48,500 我告訴過你 她就是個騙子 I told you. She's a fraud. 190 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:50,720 你的指控太過分了 That's an outrageous accusation. 191 00:12:51,940 --> 00:12:53,590 我只是和神明失去了聯系 I merely lost contact. 192 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,070 查爾斯說得對 這就是騙人的把戲 Charles was right. It was all a put-up job. 193 00:12:56,950 --> 00:12:58,160 他去哪兒了 Where'd he go? 194 00:12:59,030 --> 00:13:00,300 別 別 Please, please. 195 00:13:01,950 --> 00:13:03,950 阿卡蒂夫人剛剛才度過 Madame Arcati has just been through 196 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,430 一場慘痛的經歷 a very traumatic experience. 197 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:08,520 請別... Please just... Please. 198 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,520 我想請你們在這個艱難的時刻 I would ask you to respect 199 00:13:10,570 --> 00:13:14,090 尊重一下她的隱私 her privacy at this difficult time. 200 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:15,790 我的好阿姨 Oh, my giddy aunt! 201 00:13:20,010 --> 00:13:21,750 我告訴過你 曼迪普 I've told you, Mandeep, 202 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:24,100 我誰都不想見 I don't want to see a living soul. 203 00:13:25,060 --> 00:13:27,410 我的名字叫查爾斯·康多明 My name is Charles Condomine. 204 00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:28,930 我是一個獲獎作家 I'm an award-winning writer. 205 00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:31,330 那些骯臟的記者我更不想見 And especially not the gutter press. 206 00:13:31,370 --> 00:13:34,370 聽著 我不是記者 我寫犯罪小說 Look, I'm not a reporter. I write crime novels, 207 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,640 和劇本 and screenplays. 208 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,330 我受不了虛構或幻想 Well, I can't abide fiction or fantasy. 209 00:13:42,640 --> 00:13:43,470 阿卡蒂夫人 Madame Arcati? 210 00:13:45,250 --> 00:13:47,910 我不是來質疑你的誠信的 I'm not here to question your integrity. 211 00:13:47,950 --> 00:13:51,650 裝外國口音并不代表你的力量不真實 Faking an exotic accent doesn't mean your gift isn't real. 212 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,830 我完全理解 你和我一樣 I fully understand that, like me, you occasionally have 213 00:13:54,870 --> 00:13:57,880 偶爾會用某種藝術手法 to employ a certain artistic license 214 00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,790 娛樂觀眾 to entertain the masses. 215 00:13:59,830 --> 00:14:02,840 他們我來一個精彩的表演 They expect me to deliver a spectacle, 216 00:14:02,880 --> 00:14:07,320 超自然的奇跡 夜復一夜 a transcendental miracle, night after night. 217 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,320 當然 你不需要解釋 Of course, of course. There's no need to justify yourself. 218 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,370 我相信靈媒 I'm a believer. 219 00:14:13,630 --> 00:14:15,760 我來這兒只是想邀請你去我家 I'm simply here to invite you to conduct 220 00:14:15,810 --> 00:14:18,240 做一場私人的通靈會 a private seance at my home. 221 00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:20,510 康多明先生 我不是到處表演班卓琴的 Well. I'm not a traveling banjo player, Mr. Condomine. 222 00:14:20,550 --> 00:14:23,250 我不接任務 I don't do requests. 223 00:14:23,290 --> 00:14:26,430 到時候還會有一些很重要的客人出席 Well, there might be some influential guests attending. 224 00:14:27,860 --> 00:14:29,690 要想消除今晚這個不幸事件的負面影響 Could be the perfect opportunity to fend off 225 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:33,390 那可能是一個最好的機會 any bad publicity from tonight's unfortunate events. 226 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,960 你想我什么時候去 When were you wishing this to take place? 227 00:14:40,050 --> 00:14:41,140 越快越好 As soon as possible. 228 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:45,530 那我建議這個星期四 Then I suggest this Thursday, 229 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:49,450 冬至仲夏夜 midsummer night, the solstice. 230 00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:53,190 季節交替的神圣時刻 The sacred turning point of the seasons. 231 00:14:56,590 --> 00:14:58,590 完美 Perfect. 232 00:14:58,630 --> 00:15:00,630 我告訴她我對靈異事件之類的事 I told her how profoundly interested I was 233 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:02,030 非常感興趣 in anything to do with the occult, 234 00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,590 她開心地像朵花兒一眼 and she blossomed like a rose. 235 00:15:03,640 --> 00:15:05,200 和一個專業騙子呆一個晚上 Well, hosting an evening with a professional charlatan 236 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:06,730 聽起來太嚇人了 sounds like an absolute scream. 237 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:08,340 不是嗎 Doesn't it? 238 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,950 但是這個儀式能讓你早點完成劇本嗎 But will it get you closer to finishing your screenplay? 239 00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:11,380 我需要這個老女人 Well, I need the old girl to show me 240 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:12,910 給我展示一些技巧 a few tricks of the trade. 241 00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:14,470 這才是我的新英雄真正獨特的地方 That's what's gonna make my new hero truly unique. 242 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,650 他有什么特別的 What's so unique about him? 243 00:15:16,690 --> 00:15:17,480 他死了 He's dead. 244 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,300 死了 Dead? 245 00:15:18,350 --> 00:15:19,570 一命嗚呼 As a doornail. 246 00:15:19,610 --> 00:15:21,310 他是一起惡性謀殺案的受害者 He's the victim of a vicious unsolved murder 247 00:15:21,350 --> 00:15:23,440 通過一種媒介與活著的人交流 and communicates with the living through a medium 248 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,750 它可以讓人死而復生 who helps bring people back from beyond the grave. 249 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:28,360 也許她同時也能重振你的事業 Maybe she could resurrect your career at the same time. 250 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:29,580 爸爸很生氣 Daddy's on the warpath. 251 00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:30,790 如果你不趕緊交稿 He's certain to find another writer 252 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,450 他肯定要找其他作家 if you don't deliver soon. 253 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,650 有人在嗎 Is anybody there? 254 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:07,270 有人在嗎 Is anybody there? 255 00:16:07,310 --> 00:16:10,970 敲一聲代表是 敲兩聲代表否 One rap for yes, two raps for no. 256 00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:18,280 是你嗎 瑪雅 Is that you, Maia? 257 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:19,280 誰是瑪雅 Who's Maia? 258 00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,240 我的精神導師 My spirit guide. 259 00:16:21,280 --> 00:16:23,460 她是圖坦卡蒙的奶媽 She was Tutankhamun's wet nurse. 260 00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,330 但愿她現在沒有在哺乳期了 I do hope she's not still lactating. 261 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:32,290 布雷德曼先生 我請你放尊重點 I would ask you not to be flippant, Dr. Bradman. 262 00:16:32,330 --> 00:16:36,430 她是已經去世了 但她依然有感情 She may be in Shamballa, but the woman still has feelings. 263 00:16:36,470 --> 00:16:39,170 請你原諒 阿卡蒂夫人 Please forgive me, Madame Arcati. 264 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:40,780 我不是有意冒犯 I didn't mean to cause offense. 265 00:17:05,020 --> 00:17:07,500 來了 Now we're getting somewhere. 266 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,500 你想和我談話嗎 Is it me you wish to speak to? 267 00:17:13,940 --> 00:17:16,550 布雷德曼呢 Is it Dr. Bradman? Or perhaps one 268 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:18,990 或者他那些不幸的病人 of his less fortunate patients? 269 00:17:21,690 --> 00:17:22,860 布雷德曼夫人 Mrs. Bradman? 270 00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:27,820 康多明先生 Mrs. Condomine? 271 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,050 規矩點 瑪雅 Oh, behave yourself, Maia. 272 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:33,960 康多明夫人 Mr. Condomine? 273 00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:40,710 看來某人想和康多明先生 It appears that someone wishes to speak 274 00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,410 談話啊 to you, Mr. Condomine. 275 00:17:43,450 --> 00:17:45,020 你認識的人中 Do you know anyone who has recently 276 00:17:45,060 --> 00:17:47,060 有誰最近去世了嗎 passed over to the other side? 277 00:17:47,100 --> 00:17:48,320 只有我的老文學經紀人 Only my old literary agent, 278 00:17:48,370 --> 00:17:49,540 但是他不太可能想和我談話 but it's unlikely he'd make contact. 279 00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,720 他死時還欠我一大筆版稅 He died owing me a fortune in royalties. 280 00:17:53,980 --> 00:17:57,030 你是康多明先生的文學經紀人嗎 Are you Mr. Condomine's literary agent. 281 00:18:00,940 --> 00:18:02,550 不是 No. 282 00:18:02,600 --> 00:18:04,170 恐怕我們毫無收獲了 I'm afraid we've drawn a blank. 283 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:09,650 那邊有沒有你經常想起的人 Is there anyone on the other side you think of often? 284 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,400 沒有 No, well, there's nothing for it. 285 00:18:18,440 --> 00:18:20,090 我得進入催眠狀態了 I shall have to go into a trance. 286 00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:25,100 我特別討厭這種時刻 This is the moment I hate. 287 00:18:25,140 --> 00:18:27,490 你緊張嗎 還是 Are, are you nervous, or? 288 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,540 我小時候經常生病 When I was a child, I used to be sick. 289 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:32,020 嗯哼 Mm-hm. 290 00:18:32,060 --> 00:18:33,720 現在我們看看這兒有什么 Now let's see, what have we here? 291 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,590 勃拉姆斯 太黑暗 太壓抑了 Oh, Brahms. No, that's too dark and depressing. 292 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:40,940 拉赫瑪尼諾夫 不行 太花哨了 Rachmaninoff. No, too florid. 293 00:18:43,160 --> 00:18:44,860 這個好點兒 Oh no, this is better. 294 00:18:44,900 --> 00:18:45,900 永遠如此 Always. 295 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:48,470 必須得放這首歌嗎 Does it have to be that song? 296 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:51,600 瑪雅喜歡能跟著哼唱的曲子 Well Maia likes a tune she can hum along to. 297 00:19:05,620 --> 00:19:07,660 ♪永遠 ♪ Always 298 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:16,760 ♪我會永遠愛你 ♪ I'll be loving you Always 299 00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:22,590 ♪永遠真實的愛 ♪ With a love that's true Always 300 00:19:22,630 --> 00:19:25,030 ♪你計劃的一切 ♪ Then the things you plan 301 00:19:25,070 --> 00:19:27,510 ♪ 需要幫忙是的時候 ♪ Need a helping hand 302 00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:29,210 ♪我會理解 ♪ I will understand 303 00:19:37,690 --> 00:19:38,690 噯喲 Crikey. 304 00:19:46,050 --> 00:19:47,620 What the devil's going on? 305 00:19:47,660 --> 00:19:49,490 Must be a power cut. 306 00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:56,410 Madame Arcati? Madame Arcati, can you hear me? 307 00:19:56,450 --> 00:19:57,370 Is she breathing? 308 00:19:57,410 --> 00:20:00,020 She's having some sort of fit. 309 00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,890 Please, do something, Dr. Bradman. 310 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,110 Oh. 311 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:09,420 Oh, thank goodness. 312 00:20:09,460 --> 00:20:10,730 What happened? 313 00:20:10,770 --> 00:20:11,810 Apart from the French windows blowing open, 314 00:20:11,860 --> 00:20:13,120 nothing supernatural. 315 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:16,430 Something substantial took place. 316 00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:18,600 I can feel it in my base chakra. 317 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,650 Probably trapped wind. 318 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,870 No poltergeists, at any rate. 319 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,790 Any apparitions? 320 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:29,440 Uh, not that we saw. 321 00:20:29,480 --> 00:20:30,880 What about ectoplasm? 322 00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,310 I'm not quite sure what that is. 323 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:35,750 A supernatural viscous substance that exudes 324 00:20:35,790 --> 00:20:38,620 from the body of one in a spiritualistic trance 325 00:20:38,670 --> 00:20:42,930 and forms the material for the manifestation of spirits. 326 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:45,200 No, I definitely would have remembered that. 327 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,070 Mm-hm. 328 00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:49,980 Well. I suppose I should get going before the storm rolls in. 329 00:20:50,030 --> 00:20:51,330 Would you care for some refreshments 330 00:20:51,380 --> 00:20:53,070 before you return to your hotel? 331 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:56,470 Oh. no, thank you, Mrs. Condomine. I like to travel light. 332 00:20:56,510 --> 00:20:57,820 Congratulations, Madame Arcati. 333 00:20:57,860 --> 00:20:59,640 It was a thrilling evening. 334 00:20:59,690 --> 00:21:03,780 I'm well aware of the irony in your voice, Dr. Bradman. 335 00:21:03,820 --> 00:21:06,480 May I be so bold as to remind you that modern medicine 336 00:21:06,520 --> 00:21:09,740 is a recent phenomena, and that physicians have found 337 00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:13,570 value in scientifically inexplicable practices 338 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,180 since the beginning of civilization? 339 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:17,050 Quite so. 340 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:20,450 Well, good night, everyone. 341 00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:24,100 I'm sorry so little eventuated. 342 00:21:24,150 --> 00:21:27,800 Probably something to do with a cosmic flux. 343 00:21:27,850 --> 00:21:30,150 Thank you so much for agreeing to do this, Madame Arcati. 344 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,810 It's been an education on so many levels. 345 00:21:32,850 --> 00:21:35,200 Merci, Monsieur Condomine. 346 00:21:36,990 --> 00:21:37,990 Et au revoir. 347 00:21:46,170 --> 00:21:48,130 Sh, sh sh, sh sh sh. 348 00:21:48,170 --> 00:21:49,960 She might hear us, sh. 349 00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:51,780 I can't. Really, I can't. 350 00:22:00,010 --> 00:22:03,360 I can't quite put my finger on it, Donald. 351 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,710 I've never experienced anything like it in my life. 352 00:22:07,150 --> 00:22:09,240 It genuinely felt as if 353 00:22:11,110 --> 00:22:12,940 something tremendous had happened. 354 00:22:18,850 --> 00:22:19,680 Oh well. 355 00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:22,420 Maybe next time. 356 00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:26,560 Good night, my love. 357 00:22:44,050 --> 00:22:46,660 Did you get everything you need for your screenplay? 358 00:22:46,710 --> 00:22:50,580 Oh, everything and more. 359 00:22:50,630 --> 00:22:53,410 You're not thinking of turning in for the night, are you? 360 00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:54,320 What? 361 00:22:55,850 --> 00:22:57,110 Wouldn't it be prudent to get down 362 00:22:57,150 --> 00:22:59,110 the ideas whilst they're still fresh? 363 00:23:02,250 --> 00:23:04,900 Yes, well, absolutely. 364 00:23:04,940 --> 00:23:09,860 I shall, fix myself a drink and dig in. 365 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:11,560 Carpe diem, darling. 366 00:23:13,780 --> 00:23:14,910 Carpe diem. 367 00:23:57,560 --> 00:23:58,610 Jesus Christ. 368 00:24:00,350 --> 00:24:01,260 Charles? 369 00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:05,260 What on Earth have you done? 370 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:10,710 The room looks like a giant peach melba. 371 00:24:13,230 --> 00:24:15,100 And where's my Italian chandelier gone? 372 00:24:19,930 --> 00:24:20,720 What? 373 00:24:32,120 --> 00:24:32,940 Oh, God. 374 00:24:36,340 --> 00:24:37,690 Hello. 375 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,170 Please tell me you haven't ruined the rest of the house. 376 00:24:45,220 --> 00:24:46,650 No. 377 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,490 My Moroccan mosaics. Charles. 378 00:24:51,530 --> 00:24:53,880 One weekend away and the whole place has had 379 00:24:53,920 --> 00:24:56,660 the life and soul sucked out of it. 380 00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:57,710 This can't be happening. 381 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,010 I must be hallucinating. 382 00:24:59,060 --> 00:25:01,060 Well, judging from the decor, I would say 383 00:25:01,100 --> 00:25:03,630 that's the understatement of the century. 384 00:25:09,850 --> 00:25:12,380 I should have known this wasn't down to you. 385 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:15,990 Who is she? 386 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,120 It's not what you think. 387 00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:23,780 Please do not humiliate either one of us any further. 388 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:25,170 If you've got something to tell me, 389 00:25:25,210 --> 00:25:27,430 be a man and spit it out. 390 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,920 Elvira... You're dead. 391 00:25:32,960 --> 00:25:34,660 How dare you? 392 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,460 The last thing I remember is competing 393 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:56,420 in the South Downs point-to-point. 394 00:25:56,460 --> 00:25:59,860 That's right, and the conditions were treacherous, 395 00:25:59,900 --> 00:26:02,210 and as with most things, you refused to listen to reason. 396 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:04,210 Well I couldn't miss the most prestigious meet 397 00:26:04,250 --> 00:26:05,600 of the season, Charles. 398 00:26:05,650 --> 00:26:07,390 Well, you paid the ultimate price for your folly 399 00:26:07,430 --> 00:26:09,040 and fell at the final fence, 400 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:12,040 instantly breaking your neck. 401 00:26:12,090 --> 00:26:13,040 The whole episode was very distressing 402 00:26:13,090 --> 00:26:15,310 for everyone involved. 403 00:26:15,350 --> 00:26:19,140 Well, presumably not as distressing as it was for me. 404 00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,010 They did rename the jump in your honor. 405 00:26:21,050 --> 00:26:22,880 Oh. 406 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:24,190 How thoughtful. 407 00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,320 I don't understand. 408 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:31,020 If I'm dead, then how and why am I here? 409 00:26:31,060 --> 00:26:32,980 I have absolutely no idea. 410 00:26:35,330 --> 00:26:37,240 Maybe you're a ghost. 411 00:26:37,290 --> 00:26:40,810 What? No! 412 00:26:40,860 --> 00:26:42,510 Please, don't get hysterical. 413 00:26:42,550 --> 00:26:43,600 Hysterical? 414 00:26:44,510 --> 00:26:46,600 Concerned, more like. 415 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,470 Procrastination is the thief of time, Charles, 416 00:26:48,510 --> 00:26:50,690 and yours is running out. 417 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:51,650 Who's she? 418 00:26:51,690 --> 00:26:52,740 My wife, Ruth. 419 00:26:52,780 --> 00:26:54,260 Yes? Are you all right? 420 00:26:54,300 --> 00:26:55,430 I'm your wife. 421 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,440 Not anymore. 422 00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:57,960 Why? What's the matter? 423 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,740 Ruth, I'm not speaking to you. I'm talking to Elvira. 424 00:27:00,790 --> 00:27:02,010 Elvira? 425 00:27:02,050 --> 00:27:03,230 Yeah, surely you can see her. 426 00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:04,710 She's standing right next to you. 427 00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,450 Charles, what are you playing at? Elvira's dead. 428 00:27:06,490 --> 00:27:09,410 Ugh, why does everyone have to keep saying that? 429 00:27:09,450 --> 00:27:10,670 Elvira, darling, this is Ruth. 430 00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:12,280 Ruth, darling, this is Elvira. 431 00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:14,020 Are you drunk? 432 00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:16,630 Ruth, Elvira is here with us in the room. 433 00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:19,460 Madame Arcati must have summoned her up during the seance. 434 00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:24,070 Madame Arcati's a fraud. You said so yourself. 435 00:27:24,120 --> 00:27:28,290 I'm going to bed, and I suggest that you retire too. 436 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:30,820 Finally some time to ourselves so we can get reacquainted. 437 00:27:30,860 --> 00:27:32,950 That's a thoroughly immoral suggestion. 438 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:37,480 Oh, I wasn't for a moment insinuating we share a bed. 439 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:38,870 No... 440 00:27:38,910 --> 00:27:40,040 I've come to terms with your recent inability 441 00:27:40,090 --> 00:27:41,610 to perform in that department. 442 00:27:44,180 --> 00:27:46,440 I can't imagine you ever did with that sourpuss. 443 00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:48,620 Be quiet. You're behaving like a guttersnipe. 444 00:27:48,660 --> 00:27:52,140 It is your behavior, Charles, that is unpardonable. 445 00:27:52,190 --> 00:27:54,320 Good night. 446 00:27:54,360 --> 00:27:55,800 Hooray. 447 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,370 What a frightful woman. 448 00:27:57,410 --> 00:27:59,980 I can only assume it was a marriage of convenience? 449 00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,940 I've gone mad. 450 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:07,420 That's what it is Stark raving mad. 451 00:28:14,380 --> 00:28:17,560 It will ruin your life if you allow it to get hold of you. 452 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,820 Once and for all, Ruth, 453 00:28:18,870 --> 00:28:21,390 last night had nothing to do with alcohol. 454 00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:23,130 I wasn't in the least drunk. 455 00:28:23,170 --> 00:28:26,000 Something very peculiar happened to me. 456 00:28:26,050 --> 00:28:27,570 A one-off psychic delusion, 457 00:28:27,610 --> 00:28:29,350 likely brought on by work pressure. 458 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:31,920 A deadline doesn't explain why when I calmly suggested 459 00:28:31,970 --> 00:28:33,710 that you should return to bed, you said with a most 460 00:28:33,750 --> 00:28:35,270 disgusting leer that it was an immoral suggestion. 461 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:37,840 I thought I was talking to Elvira. 462 00:28:37,890 --> 00:28:39,840 Well, if you were, I can only say it conjures up 463 00:28:39,890 --> 00:28:41,670 a fragrant picture of your first marriage. 464 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,850 My first marriage was perfectly charming. 465 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,070 And it's in the worst possible taste for you to sneer at it. 466 00:28:46,110 --> 00:28:47,760 I'm not nearly so interested in your first marriage 467 00:28:47,810 --> 00:28:49,850 as you think I am. 468 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,380 In fact, its your second marriage 469 00:28:51,420 --> 00:28:52,900 that's absorbing me at the moment. 470 00:28:52,940 --> 00:28:54,250 It's headed for the rocks. 471 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:02,260 Well, it's 155 over 99. It is quite high. 472 00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:04,560 I'm not surprised, 473 00:29:04,610 --> 00:29:06,220 given the intensity of the hallucination. 474 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,790 I genuinely believed Elvira was in the room talking to me. 475 00:29:11,790 --> 00:29:14,570 She was as real as you or I. 476 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:17,050 Probably best you stop taking the tablets, old chap. 477 00:29:20,410 --> 00:29:21,890 Darling. 478 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:27,590 I hate to see you so upset. 479 00:29:27,630 --> 00:29:29,810 Please accept my heartfelt apology for anything untoward 480 00:29:29,850 --> 00:29:31,940 I might have said last night. 481 00:29:31,980 --> 00:29:32,980 Or this morning. 482 00:29:34,380 --> 00:29:37,600 Apology accepted. Let's never mention it again. 483 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:40,950 How are you feeling? 484 00:29:40,990 --> 00:29:43,910 I believe Dr. Bradman might have solved the riddle. 485 00:29:44,870 --> 00:29:46,820 Ah, well, thank goodness. 486 00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:50,040 Now, let's go and see your father. 487 00:29:50,090 --> 00:29:51,260 I want to check he likes my new idea 488 00:29:51,310 --> 00:29:52,570 before committing it to the page. 489 00:29:52,610 --> 00:29:54,830 I do not want to be late. 490 00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:08,980 Charles? 491 00:30:13,460 --> 00:30:16,030 And so, you see, Henry, it's only through the medium 492 00:30:16,070 --> 00:30:17,680 that the killer can be brought to justice, 493 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:19,860 based on new evidence that he gathers from beyond the grave. 494 00:30:19,900 --> 00:30:22,470 I like the premise, Charles, but not enough 495 00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:24,820 to wait another six months to see a script. 496 00:30:24,860 --> 00:30:27,340 Charles will deliver in a few weeks, Daddy. 497 00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:28,650 You have my word. 498 00:30:30,210 --> 00:30:31,780 And mine. 499 00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,350 - And we've cut! 500 00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:35,570 Right, come on, let's go and watch the next scene. 501 00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:38,700 I think Hitch will be the perfect director for our film. 502 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:41,400 Just don't get under his feet. 503 00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,750 Come on, darling. 504 00:30:43,790 --> 00:30:45,840 Bring Miss Withers some makeup, please. 505 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,020 Googie, darling, how lovely to see you. 506 00:30:48,060 --> 00:30:49,540 Charles Condomine. 507 00:30:49,580 --> 00:30:51,540 Ah, I'm a big fan of your books, Mr. Condomine. 508 00:30:51,580 --> 00:30:53,240 When can we expect Detective Flowers 509 00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:54,850 to crack his next case? 510 00:30:54,890 --> 00:30:58,160 Ah, Charles has actually made the leap into screenwriting. 511 00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,240 With Daddy's help. 512 00:30:59,290 --> 00:31:00,160 Oh, how exciting. 513 00:31:01,810 --> 00:31:03,810 I'd die to play one of your strong-willed female characters. 514 00:31:03,860 --> 00:31:06,160 Where do you draw your inspiration from? 515 00:31:06,210 --> 00:31:08,080 Where do you think? 516 00:31:08,120 --> 00:31:11,300 Oh, how romantic, to marry your muse. 517 00:31:11,340 --> 00:31:14,910 Not so romantic to replace her. 518 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:16,350 Why don't you tell her the truth, Charles, 519 00:31:16,390 --> 00:31:18,350 that you're an astral bigamist? 520 00:31:18,390 --> 00:31:20,610 Be quiet. Stop behaving like a harlot. 521 00:31:21,790 --> 00:31:22,790 I beg your pardon? 522 00:31:23,750 --> 00:31:25,050 Admit it, Charles. 523 00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:27,710 All of your female characters are based on me. 524 00:31:27,750 --> 00:31:30,230 You always were vain and self-obsessed. 525 00:31:30,270 --> 00:31:32,840 How dare you speak to my leading lady like that? 526 00:31:32,890 --> 00:31:34,980 No, no no. 527 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:42,370 Get a grip, Charles. What on earth is going on? 528 00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:43,240 Elvira is here. 529 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:46,900 I can see her. 530 00:31:46,940 --> 00:31:48,380 She's right there. 531 00:31:48,420 --> 00:31:51,640 I insist you go home immediately and lie down. 532 00:31:51,690 --> 00:31:53,380 I have no desire to go to bed 533 00:31:53,430 --> 00:31:54,650 in the middle of the afternoon. 534 00:31:54,690 --> 00:31:56,740 My, how things have changed. 535 00:31:56,780 --> 00:31:58,740 I remember a time when we could barely 536 00:31:58,780 --> 00:32:00,960 drag ourselves out of our double divan. 537 00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,740 Stop being indecent. Get out of my sight. 538 00:32:03,790 --> 00:32:06,570 How dare you speak to my daughter like that! 539 00:32:06,620 --> 00:32:07,660 No, I wasn't speaking to her. 540 00:32:07,700 --> 00:32:09,920 Get off my set. 541 00:32:09,970 --> 00:32:10,750 You're in trouble now. 542 00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:11,880 Don't be so infantile. 543 00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:14,230 I'll give you infantile. 544 00:32:21,850 --> 00:32:23,110 Does it hurt? 545 00:32:24,460 --> 00:32:26,030 Only if I breathe. 546 00:32:26,070 --> 00:32:28,070 Let me see it, darling. 547 00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,420 What about now? 548 00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:30,730 Oh, God! 549 00:32:32,290 --> 00:32:34,380 I suggest you take yourself to your study. 550 00:32:34,430 --> 00:32:35,690 The only way my father will forgive you 551 00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:37,910 is if you deliver an Oscar-worthy script. 552 00:32:37,950 --> 00:32:39,560 How am I supposed to write in this state? 553 00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:41,040 Well you better try. 554 00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:43,960 Either start typing and prove you're not barking mad, 555 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,920 or I'll be forced to call Dr. Bradman 556 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,400 and have you referred to a nerve specialist. 557 00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,830 Ruth, I'm not in the least neurotic. 558 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,790 And never have been. 559 00:32:51,830 --> 00:32:53,750 Well, psychoanalyst, then. 560 00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,840 I refuse to endure months of expensive humiliation, 561 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,490 only to be told at the end of it 562 00:32:59,540 --> 00:33:01,450 that at the age of four I was in love with my rocking horse. 563 00:33:01,500 --> 00:33:03,760 Don't take that flippant tone with me, Charles Condomine. 564 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:05,800 I'm not the one who started seeing things. 565 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:07,110 Ah, so you do believe me then? 566 00:33:07,150 --> 00:33:08,370 Of course I don't. 567 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:10,370 There's no such thing as ghosts or ghouls. 568 00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:28,220 I call upon Donald Keeling, 569 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,530 Second Lieutenant 570 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,750 in the 92nd Regiment of Gordon Highlanders. 571 00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:43,060 Who died on February the 27th, 1881, 572 00:33:45,370 --> 00:33:47,370 at the Battle of Majuba Hill. 573 00:33:49,200 --> 00:33:50,070 Come forth 574 00:33:51,550 --> 00:33:53,640 and make yourself known to me. 575 00:33:55,770 --> 00:34:00,640 Cecily, your ever devoted wife. 576 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:12,090 Donald... Is that you? 577 00:34:12,130 --> 00:34:14,790 It's housekeeping. Do you need fresh towels? 578 00:34:34,590 --> 00:34:36,370 What are you doing here? 579 00:34:36,420 --> 00:34:38,900 Despite removing every trace of me, 580 00:34:38,940 --> 00:34:40,900 this is still my home. 581 00:34:40,940 --> 00:34:43,210 Besides, I have no idea how to get back 582 00:34:43,250 --> 00:34:45,560 even if I wanted to. 583 00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,170 Are you saying you're staying indefinitely? 584 00:34:47,210 --> 00:34:48,560 Why? 585 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:50,430 Would you hate it so much if I did? 586 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:54,390 Honestly, Charles, I really am a little hurt. 587 00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:56,570 You're the only one who could have called me back. 588 00:34:56,610 --> 00:34:59,180 I most emphatically did not send for you, Elvira. 589 00:35:08,750 --> 00:35:09,930 Ruth and I are about to celebrate 590 00:35:09,970 --> 00:35:11,840 our fifth wedding anniversary together. 591 00:35:11,890 --> 00:35:13,540 Five? 592 00:35:13,580 --> 00:35:14,670 What is that, leather? 593 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:16,760 Wood. 594 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,290 Watch out for the splinters. 595 00:35:22,640 --> 00:35:23,990 Mrs. Condomine. 596 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:38,130 I'll call Dr. Bradman, see 597 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:40,260 if he'll accompany us to the sanitarium. 598 00:35:40,310 --> 00:35:42,400 Ruth, please, listen to me. 599 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,880 I haven't gone mad. 600 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,100 The ghost of my first wife, Elvira, has crossed over 601 00:35:46,140 --> 00:35:47,270 from the other side and is here 602 00:35:47,310 --> 00:35:48,450 in the room with us right now. 603 00:35:48,490 --> 00:35:49,970 Yes, dear. 604 00:35:50,010 --> 00:35:52,280 I know. I see her perfectly well, 605 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,360 along with the zebras and chimpanzees 606 00:35:54,410 --> 00:35:56,450 hiding under the piano. 607 00:35:56,500 --> 00:35:58,800 Ruth, I have always looked upon you as a woman 608 00:35:58,850 --> 00:36:01,460 of perception and understanding. 609 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,070 I am, but if you say you're not drinking, 610 00:36:03,110 --> 00:36:05,850 there must be something pressing on your brain. 611 00:36:06,770 --> 00:36:08,030 Elvira, do something to reveal 612 00:36:08,070 --> 00:36:10,030 that you really are here, please. 613 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,730 She's going to have me committed. 614 00:36:13,510 --> 00:36:16,300 Do you remember when we first heard our song, Charles? 615 00:36:17,650 --> 00:36:21,830 ♪ I'll be loving you Always, Oooh ♪ 616 00:36:38,630 --> 00:36:40,150 See? What did I tell you? 617 00:36:40,190 --> 00:36:41,320 It's a cruel trick, Charles, 618 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:43,240 using some sort of auto suggestion 619 00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,550 or hypnotism to scare me. 620 00:36:45,590 --> 00:36:47,720 It isn't. I swear it isn't. Darling. 621 00:36:50,730 --> 00:36:52,030 Darling. 622 00:36:52,070 --> 00:36:53,680 Elvira, do something else, for God sake. 623 00:36:53,730 --> 00:36:55,030 Oh, anything to oblige. 624 00:36:59,910 --> 00:37:00,690 Look. 625 00:37:06,090 --> 00:37:07,220 Lord. 626 00:37:14,970 --> 00:37:16,710 Adios, interloper. 627 00:37:18,580 --> 00:37:19,580 Oops. 628 00:37:25,980 --> 00:37:27,850 I'm afraid we need the room back. 629 00:37:27,890 --> 00:37:29,810 I told you I'll be packed and ready 630 00:37:29,850 --> 00:37:31,850 to go within an hour. 631 00:37:46,350 --> 00:37:49,130 Ah, thank God I caught you. 632 00:37:49,170 --> 00:37:50,960 You are my only hope. 633 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,050 Something terrible has taken place. 634 00:37:53,090 --> 00:37:55,490 You heard strange noises in the night? 635 00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:57,400 Boards creaking? Doors slamming? 636 00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:00,320 A subdued moaning in the passages? 637 00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:02,190 Eh, no, none of those. 638 00:38:02,230 --> 00:38:03,320 Oh. 639 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,670 But, it appears that after the seance 640 00:38:05,710 --> 00:38:08,060 my husband's first wife, Elvira, 641 00:38:08,110 --> 00:38:12,370 who died seven years ago, is back among us. 642 00:38:12,420 --> 00:38:18,900 At last. A genuine materialization. 643 00:38:18,940 --> 00:38:22,300 I knew something stupendous had happened to me that night. 644 00:38:22,340 --> 00:38:24,600 I felt it in my spinal cortex. 645 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:28,780 Oh, after all these years of, of spiritual devotion, 646 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:32,910 I've finally been rewarded. 647 00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,570 I appreciate the pride in your achievement, 648 00:38:35,610 --> 00:38:36,870 but I would like to point out it's making 649 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:38,790 my position in my home untenable, 650 00:38:38,830 --> 00:38:41,790 and I hold you entirely responsible. 651 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,580 Oh, forgive me, Mrs. Condomine. 652 00:38:44,620 --> 00:38:46,710 I'm being abominably selfish. 653 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:49,760 Just to help me get this clear in my mind, 654 00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,240 y-you yourself have not seen this manifestation? 655 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:58,720 No, but Charles claims he can see and talk to her. 656 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,380 Well, if the emotional connection is strong, 657 00:39:01,420 --> 00:39:03,600 that is sometimes possible. 658 00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:05,210 What? 659 00:39:05,250 --> 00:39:09,120 It can sometimes develop 660 00:39:09,170 --> 00:39:11,690 into a level ten, 661 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:14,220 something I've never even dared dream of. 662 00:39:16,870 --> 00:39:20,660 Can he, by any chance, touch her? 663 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,620 I sincerely hope not. 664 00:39:27,060 --> 00:39:28,490 Why? 665 00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:30,010 Can that happen? 666 00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:34,280 Well. if the returning spirit feels welcome... it can 667 00:39:36,150 --> 00:39:41,680 gradually become physically... substantial. 668 00:39:42,850 --> 00:39:44,380 Thank you, Mrs. Bradman. 669 00:39:44,420 --> 00:39:47,080 Well, please do let me know if you hear from her. 670 00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:53,690 She's not there either. 671 00:39:53,730 --> 00:39:55,480 I remember when you couldn't wait to spend 672 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,690 an afternoon alone with me. 673 00:39:57,740 --> 00:40:00,700 Please refrain from playing with my affections. 674 00:40:00,740 --> 00:40:01,960 I feel strange enough. 675 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,960 So you do still find me attractive? 676 00:40:04,010 --> 00:40:05,270 Elvira, please. 677 00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:08,180 This isn't appropriate. 678 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,230 Look into my eyes. 679 00:40:13,450 --> 00:40:15,410 And tell me you don't love me anymore. 680 00:40:18,240 --> 00:40:20,060 I shall always love the memory of you. 681 00:40:20,110 --> 00:40:23,330 Memories are about the past, Charles. 682 00:40:23,370 --> 00:40:24,460 But I'm here. 683 00:40:25,510 --> 00:40:27,290 And this is the present. 684 00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:30,290 Why don't we take the boat out 685 00:40:30,340 --> 00:40:32,730 like we used to and get some air? 686 00:40:35,210 --> 00:40:37,130 I can't. I'm on a deadline. 687 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:41,430 What are you writing? Checks? 688 00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:42,610 I'll have you know I've been commissioned 689 00:40:42,650 --> 00:40:44,570 to adapt my first novel for the screen. 690 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:46,960 Your first novel? 691 00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:50,400 Nearly wore my fingers to the bone 692 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,310 committing this story to the page. 693 00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,790 Let's face it, darling. 694 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:55,580 It's not a coincidence that you haven't published 695 00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:58,930 a word since my demise. 696 00:40:58,970 --> 00:41:01,670 I won't deny, you did have a certain flair for plot. 697 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:02,890 Mm-hmm. 698 00:41:02,930 --> 00:41:03,720 And character. 699 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,150 And? 700 00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:07,240 And dialogue. 701 00:41:07,290 --> 00:41:08,290 Right. 702 00:41:13,730 --> 00:41:15,120 The biggest problem you have is the twist 703 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:16,340 into the third act. 704 00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:17,640 It isn't dramatic enough, which is why you 705 00:41:17,690 --> 00:41:20,120 don't have a satisfying climax. 706 00:41:20,170 --> 00:41:21,520 Tell me something I don't know. 707 00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:23,130 Wouldn't it be smarter to put the whole thing 708 00:41:23,170 --> 00:41:25,610 on its head and reveal the husband as the killer? 709 00:41:26,700 --> 00:41:27,870 Oh that's good. 710 00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,960 Or, what would be more interesting 711 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,790 is if it's the wife who set him up. 712 00:41:33,660 --> 00:41:35,880 Why would the wife send her husband to the gallows? 713 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,140 It's obvious, darling. 714 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:39,270 Susan Rutherford becomes the prime suspect 715 00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,890 when her alibi fails to materialize, and we naturally 716 00:41:41,930 --> 00:41:44,410 assume that she's trying to protect the reputation 717 00:41:44,450 --> 00:41:46,320 of the foreign secretary, whose aspirations 718 00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:49,020 of becoming the prime minister would be severely compromised 719 00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:52,900 if it was revealed that he was having an affair. 720 00:41:52,940 --> 00:41:55,990 But, in reality, nothing could be further from the truth, 721 00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:58,250 which is what we learn from the victim himself. 722 00:41:58,290 --> 00:42:00,990 And it's only through the medium that they can work it out. 723 00:42:02,210 --> 00:42:03,300 Work what out? 724 00:42:03,340 --> 00:42:04,300 That she's pregnant with the dead 725 00:42:04,340 --> 00:42:05,390 foreign secretary's child. 726 00:42:07,650 --> 00:42:09,350 Oh, that's good. 727 00:42:10,830 --> 00:42:13,830 Well even I didn't see that one coming. 728 00:42:13,870 --> 00:42:15,140 Of course you didn't, darling. 729 00:42:15,180 --> 00:42:16,310 You're just the writer. 730 00:42:19,180 --> 00:42:22,400 I'm afraid, Mrs. Condomine, the time has come 731 00:42:22,450 --> 00:42:24,620 for me to admit quite frankly, 732 00:42:24,670 --> 00:42:27,540 I haven't the foggiest idea how to send her back. 733 00:42:28,930 --> 00:42:31,200 I have my own personal reasons for wishing 734 00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:33,720 to communicate with the departed, 735 00:42:33,760 --> 00:42:36,370 but I never for a moment considered the possibility 736 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:38,590 of having to send someone back. 737 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,600 Well I suggest that you find a way. 738 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:44,600 I refuse to share my husband with anyone, 739 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,950 especially his dead ex-wife. 740 00:42:46,990 --> 00:42:49,170 Well if I thought for a moment that your husband 741 00:42:49,210 --> 00:42:51,610 wished to get in touch with the spirit 742 00:42:51,650 --> 00:42:53,910 of his dead ex-wife, I would have of course 743 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:55,180 consulted you first. 744 00:42:55,220 --> 00:42:57,180 After all, noblesse oblige. 745 00:42:57,220 --> 00:42:59,050 He had no intention of getting in touch with her. 746 00:42:59,090 --> 00:43:00,270 I can assure you. 747 00:43:00,310 --> 00:43:01,620 The whole thing was planned in order 748 00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:04,660 to get material for his new project. 749 00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:08,490 Am I to understand I was invited in the spirit of mockery? 750 00:43:08,540 --> 00:43:10,100 He merely wanted to make some notes 751 00:43:10,150 --> 00:43:11,850 of the tricks of the trade. 752 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:13,150 Tricks of the trade? 753 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:15,590 I've never been so insulted in my life. 754 00:43:15,630 --> 00:43:17,200 I'm sorry, that all came out wrong. 755 00:43:17,240 --> 00:43:19,720 I'm, I'm rather overwrought with the whole affair. 756 00:43:21,940 --> 00:43:23,940 Please, I implore you to help us. 757 00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:27,730 I will go to the Spiritual Alliance 758 00:43:27,770 --> 00:43:31,430 on my way back to Sussex and ask them for guidance. 759 00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:36,260 Sussex? You can't abandon us in our hour of need. 760 00:43:36,300 --> 00:43:38,050 Well, due to my recent circumstances, 761 00:43:38,090 --> 00:43:40,350 I can no longer afford to stay here, 762 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:41,610 but you can contact me. 763 00:43:43,350 --> 00:43:46,440 I can cover your hotel bill, and any expenses, 764 00:43:46,490 --> 00:43:49,270 till this terrifying ordeal has been resolved. 765 00:43:56,190 --> 00:43:57,460 Susan Rutherford leans 766 00:43:57,500 --> 00:43:58,810 over the foreign secretary. 767 00:43:59,810 --> 00:44:01,630 Don't stop. 768 00:44:01,680 --> 00:44:06,380 'The Soviet Union can wait.' Says the foreign secretary. 769 00:44:06,420 --> 00:44:10,290 He turns, and looks at Susan longingly. 770 00:44:10,340 --> 00:44:13,650 'This can't,' he whispers urgently. 771 00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:19,520 And then... he starts to slowly 772 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:22,000 unbutton 773 00:44:23,090 --> 00:44:25,270 her silk blouse, 774 00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:30,010 as they start to passionately kiss. 775 00:44:32,840 --> 00:44:35,800 Okay. That takes us up to the first act turn. 776 00:44:38,410 --> 00:44:40,500 You can't just stop mid-flow. 777 00:44:40,540 --> 00:44:43,370 I'm tired, and I'm thirsty, 778 00:44:43,410 --> 00:44:45,680 and I want to go into town and drink Negronis 779 00:44:45,720 --> 00:44:47,640 like we used to. 780 00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:49,990 But it's, it's getting late. 781 00:44:50,030 --> 00:44:51,730 You really have got a little too comfortable 782 00:44:51,770 --> 00:44:53,080 in your slippers, Charles. 783 00:44:59,520 --> 00:45:04,350 ♪ The price of inspiration 784 00:45:04,390 --> 00:45:08,530 ♪ Would be too high 785 00:45:08,570 --> 00:45:14,450 ♪ If, to inspire my creation, 786 00:45:14,490 --> 00:45:17,930 ♪ we had to say goodbye 787 00:45:17,970 --> 00:45:20,580 ♪ If you're putting pen to paper ♪ 788 00:45:20,630 --> 00:45:22,630 ♪ A singer with a song 789 00:45:22,670 --> 00:45:24,280 ♪ nothing's got the rhythm for the line ♪ 790 00:45:24,330 --> 00:45:26,020 What do you want, Elvira? 791 00:45:26,070 --> 00:45:27,370 Want? Hmm. 792 00:45:27,420 --> 00:45:29,810 I don't know what you mean. 793 00:45:29,850 --> 00:45:31,850 I remember whenever you were overwhelmingly demure, 794 00:45:31,900 --> 00:45:34,200 it usually meant that you wanted something. 795 00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:37,770 It's horrid of you to be so suspicious. 796 00:45:37,820 --> 00:45:41,430 All I want is to be alone with you. 797 00:45:41,470 --> 00:45:44,170 I can't deny, I do feel rather peculiar seeing you again. 798 00:45:46,780 --> 00:45:49,130 I've missed you more than life itself. 799 00:45:51,220 --> 00:45:52,310 I've missed you too. 800 00:45:54,180 --> 00:45:55,440 My American dream. 801 00:46:00,230 --> 00:46:03,450 I was utterly heartbroken after the accident. 802 00:46:08,630 --> 00:46:09,760 The truth is, I don't believe I ever 803 00:46:09,810 --> 00:46:11,110 really got over losing you. 804 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:15,770 Do you love Ruth? 805 00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:18,470 Of course I do. 806 00:46:20,820 --> 00:46:22,430 As much as you loved me? 807 00:46:24,470 --> 00:46:25,870 Don't be silly. 808 00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:30,700 It's entirely different. 809 00:46:33,130 --> 00:46:35,700 I'm so glad. 810 00:46:35,740 --> 00:46:38,140 Nothing could have ever been quite the same, could it? 811 00:46:46,190 --> 00:46:47,670 Let's go to SoHo. 812 00:46:50,150 --> 00:46:52,670 Swap the slippers for some dancing shoes? 813 00:46:57,810 --> 00:47:01,290 ♪ You gotta give a little, take a little ♪ 814 00:47:01,340 --> 00:47:04,290 ♪ Let your poor heart break a little ♪ 815 00:47:04,340 --> 00:47:09,730 ♪ That's the story of, that's the glory of love ♪ 816 00:47:09,780 --> 00:47:13,090 ♪ You gotta laugh a little, cry a little ♪ 817 00:47:13,130 --> 00:47:16,000 ♪ Let the clouds roll back a little ♪ 818 00:47:16,050 --> 00:47:21,440 ♪ That's the story of, that's the glory of love ♪ 819 00:47:21,490 --> 00:47:26,400 ♪ As long as there's the two of us we got the world and all its charms ♪ 820 00:47:26,450 --> 00:47:27,930 I think I'm gonna be sick. 821 00:47:27,970 --> 00:47:28,930 Oh, God. 822 00:47:28,970 --> 00:47:29,970 Charles! 823 00:47:34,020 --> 00:47:36,850 I love being back behind the wheel of a car. 824 00:47:36,890 --> 00:47:38,890 Can't say the feeling's mutual. 825 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:40,590 Charles? 826 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,640 Where on earth have you been? I've been worried sick. 827 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,160 It's too bad it's not terminal. 828 00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:48,690 I wanted to clear my head, so I took a long drive. 829 00:47:48,730 --> 00:47:50,650 In the passenger seat? 830 00:47:50,690 --> 00:47:54,260 Look, let's not quarrel when we should be celebrating. 831 00:47:54,300 --> 00:47:56,090 I finished the first act of my screenplay, 832 00:47:56,130 --> 00:47:58,310 and it's rather good. 833 00:47:58,350 --> 00:48:00,480 My screenplay more like. 834 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,220 How did you manage that in a day? 835 00:48:04,350 --> 00:48:05,790 Elvira helped me. 836 00:48:05,830 --> 00:48:08,230 Do you mean to tell me that not only has she bullied 837 00:48:08,270 --> 00:48:10,230 her way back over the threshold, 838 00:48:10,270 --> 00:48:13,020 she's trying to work with you now as well? 839 00:48:13,060 --> 00:48:14,230 What do you mean trying? 840 00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:15,760 I've written 15 books in your name. 841 00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:18,330 Elvira, this is neither the time nor the place. 842 00:48:18,370 --> 00:48:20,940 Oh, this is intolerable. 843 00:48:20,980 --> 00:48:24,030 Elvira, now you listen to me. 844 00:48:24,070 --> 00:48:25,680 Darling? I... Yes? 845 00:48:25,720 --> 00:48:27,120 She's over there. 846 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:27,990 Right. 847 00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:33,730 Now listen here, Elvira. 848 00:48:33,780 --> 00:48:35,560 I've been to see Madame Arcati. 849 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:37,080 She's going to send you back 850 00:48:37,130 --> 00:48:40,090 to wherever it is she regrettably dragged you from. 851 00:48:41,130 --> 00:48:41,960 Charles? 852 00:48:42,870 --> 00:48:43,700 Charles? 853 00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:47,050 Don't. 854 00:49:00,670 --> 00:49:02,940 Darling, please don't be upset. 855 00:49:02,980 --> 00:49:05,760 Upset? You've just spent the night with your ex-wife. 856 00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:08,030 How do you expect me to feel? 857 00:49:08,070 --> 00:49:09,380 Ecstatic. 858 00:49:11,030 --> 00:49:15,030 Our dream of going to Hollywood is finally within our grasp. 859 00:49:15,080 --> 00:49:16,250 As soon as I deliver this screenplay, 860 00:49:16,300 --> 00:49:17,560 we'll be crossing the Atlantic 861 00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,820 quicker than you can say Sunset Boulevard. 862 00:49:22,040 --> 00:49:25,040 Think of the glitz. The glamour. 863 00:49:26,440 --> 00:49:29,180 The good times we're gonna share. 864 00:49:29,220 --> 00:49:32,090 You won't be reading about other people's lives anymore. 865 00:49:32,140 --> 00:49:33,620 They'll be reading about ours. 866 00:49:44,670 --> 00:49:47,500 And you can't do it without her? 867 00:49:48,680 --> 00:49:50,630 Of course I can. 868 00:49:50,680 --> 00:49:52,290 It'll just be a lot quicker this way. 869 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,420 There's really no need for you to be jealous. 870 00:49:58,900 --> 00:50:01,990 You're the one I love. 871 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,170 Forgive me that I don't tell you enough. 872 00:50:07,780 --> 00:50:09,520 Now that the words are flowing, 873 00:50:09,570 --> 00:50:13,010 I feel unblocked in other areas too. 874 00:50:19,270 --> 00:50:21,450 Promise me you can't touch her. 875 00:50:23,930 --> 00:50:27,020 Darling, she's a ghost. 876 00:50:29,410 --> 00:50:32,020 And besides, the only woman I want to touch is you. 877 00:51:13,890 --> 00:51:16,550 Listen here, lady. 878 00:51:16,590 --> 00:51:19,110 You may have summoned me into this world, 879 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:22,940 but there's no way I'm going to let you send me back again. 880 00:51:24,600 --> 00:51:26,080 I'm here to stay. 881 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:27,860 Is that clear? 882 00:51:49,970 --> 00:51:50,800 Oh. 883 00:52:02,720 --> 00:52:06,340 How dare you ignore me, you meddling old crone? 884 00:52:06,380 --> 00:52:09,560 Either you leave me in your peace to live my life, 885 00:52:09,600 --> 00:52:12,120 or I'll haunt you until the day you die. 886 00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,830 The Tower. Symbol of chaos, 887 00:52:28,400 --> 00:52:29,320 destruction 888 00:52:30,970 --> 00:52:32,100 and devastation. 889 00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:46,940 Wakey-wakey. 890 00:52:47,810 --> 00:52:49,200 Rise and shine. 891 00:52:51,030 --> 00:52:53,820 What was I, Charles? The warm-up act? 892 00:52:57,910 --> 00:53:00,000 If I was you, I'd keep it there. 893 00:53:04,350 --> 00:53:05,830 Good afternoon, ma'am. 894 00:53:05,870 --> 00:53:08,010 I'm going to have to correct you, Edith. 895 00:53:08,050 --> 00:53:10,750 It's not a good afternoon. It's a glorious one. 896 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:14,010 Shall I prepare lunch? 897 00:53:14,060 --> 00:53:15,450 Ah, yes please. You read my mind. 898 00:53:15,490 --> 00:53:17,010 I'm absolutely famished. 899 00:53:17,060 --> 00:53:20,190 I'd like a cheese and pickle platter. With extra pickle. 900 00:53:21,930 --> 00:53:23,020 Yes, ma'am. 901 00:53:24,150 --> 00:53:24,980 Oh. 902 00:53:26,550 --> 00:53:28,420 What happened to your leg? 903 00:53:28,460 --> 00:53:29,980 Oh, I slipped down the staircase. 904 00:53:30,030 --> 00:53:31,510 You really must refrain from doing 905 00:53:31,550 --> 00:53:32,730 everything at the double. 906 00:53:32,770 --> 00:53:34,250 You're not in the navy, you know. 907 00:53:34,290 --> 00:53:35,730 I wasn't hurrying, ma'am. 908 00:53:35,770 --> 00:53:38,380 There was axle grease smeared all over the top step. 909 00:53:45,090 --> 00:53:46,870 Yes, her agent loves the pitch, 910 00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:49,440 thinks it would be a perfect vehicle for her. 911 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:50,870 Seriously? Greta Garbo? 912 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,880 Yes. 913 00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:55,230 Mata Hari speaking my words would be a dream come true. 914 00:53:55,270 --> 00:53:57,580 Charles, are you still on track? 915 00:53:57,620 --> 00:53:59,060 Yes, absolutely still on track. 916 00:53:59,100 --> 00:54:00,280 I'll send the next ream of pages 917 00:54:00,320 --> 00:54:01,890 over as I reach the second act turn. 918 00:54:01,930 --> 00:54:03,150 Don't let me down. 919 00:54:03,190 --> 00:54:05,150 Thank you, Henry. And I appreciate your 920 00:54:05,190 --> 00:54:06,890 continued patience and belief. 921 00:54:06,930 --> 00:54:08,330 Splendid. Goodbye, g... 922 00:54:57,850 --> 00:54:59,330 Elvira, what are you doing? 923 00:54:59,380 --> 00:55:01,680 Greta Garbo speaking my words? 924 00:55:01,730 --> 00:55:03,120 Darling, what am I supposed to say? 925 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:05,650 That I've got a ghostwriter? 926 00:55:06,650 --> 00:55:07,820 Stop it. 927 00:55:07,860 --> 00:55:09,260 Elvira, that's one of our wedding gifts. 928 00:55:09,300 --> 00:55:11,560 Not ours, Charles, Hers. 929 00:55:15,870 --> 00:55:17,350 You care more about breaking china 930 00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:19,310 than you do about breaking my heart. 931 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:26,800 Elvira, I was unwaveringly loyal and faithful 932 00:55:26,840 --> 00:55:29,020 to you in all our years of marriage. 933 00:55:29,060 --> 00:55:31,020 What was I supposed to do after you died? 934 00:55:31,060 --> 00:55:33,410 Become a recluse and wear a black armband 935 00:55:33,460 --> 00:55:34,670 for the rest of my life? 936 00:55:38,290 --> 00:55:40,510 Ma'am, the garden judges are here. 937 00:55:42,510 --> 00:55:43,340 Thank you, Edith. 938 00:55:55,220 --> 00:55:57,830 Oh, we've been sabotaged. 939 00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:18,850 Oh, that is an outrageous suggestion. 940 00:56:18,890 --> 00:56:21,200 As the national director of the Spiritual Alliance, 941 00:56:21,240 --> 00:56:22,850 my job is to protect the reputation 942 00:56:22,900 --> 00:56:25,290 of genuine psychic practitioners, not undermine them. 943 00:56:25,330 --> 00:56:26,600 I see. 944 00:56:26,640 --> 00:56:29,600 And I vow, along with my friend Harry Houdini, 945 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:33,470 to investigate and expose every fraudulent spiritualist 946 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,690 operating in this country. 947 00:56:34,730 --> 00:56:35,600 Very good sir. 948 00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:37,650 Come in. 949 00:56:38,910 --> 00:56:40,440 Madame Arcati here to see you, sir. 950 00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:41,480 Thank you very much for your time, sir. 951 00:56:41,520 --> 00:56:43,920 Yes... well no-no-no, thank you. 952 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:45,090 Thank you. 953 00:56:45,140 --> 00:56:46,490 Always a pleasure to talk to the press. 954 00:56:46,530 --> 00:56:47,880 Goodbye, sir. 955 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:49,100 Well you've got a cheek, 956 00:56:49,140 --> 00:56:51,880 showing your face while you're suspended. 957 00:56:51,930 --> 00:56:53,620 I'm sorry to turn up unannounced, 958 00:56:53,670 --> 00:56:56,670 but I urgently need your guidance. 959 00:56:56,710 --> 00:57:00,850 I have pulled off a level-ten manifestation. 960 00:57:02,370 --> 00:57:04,330 And was this before or after you conned 961 00:57:04,370 --> 00:57:06,510 800 people into paying to see you levitate? 962 00:57:06,550 --> 00:57:08,200 No, really, you must believe me, Harry. 963 00:57:08,250 --> 00:57:12,120 And it is possible this presence has a physical form. 964 00:57:14,770 --> 00:57:16,380 Margot, where are the scissors? 965 00:57:16,430 --> 00:57:18,600 Drawer. 966 00:57:18,650 --> 00:57:22,040 So you're telling me that the first level-ten manifestation 967 00:57:22,090 --> 00:57:25,570 reported in over three centuries was the result 968 00:57:25,610 --> 00:57:27,400 of an ordinary common-or-garden seance. 969 00:57:27,440 --> 00:57:28,610 Yes, that is correct. 970 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:32,530 What did you use as a guide? 971 00:57:32,570 --> 00:57:36,930 Oh, um, this. The Art of the Seance. 972 00:57:40,320 --> 00:57:41,500 Can you help me? 973 00:57:41,540 --> 00:57:43,540 Yes, Madame Arcati, yes, I think I can. 974 00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:45,940 Do you have your membership card? 975 00:57:45,980 --> 00:57:47,460 Membership card, eh... 976 00:57:50,160 --> 00:57:51,940 Yes. 977 00:57:51,990 --> 00:57:53,160 I'm going to start by terminating 978 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,420 your membership with immediate effect. 979 00:57:55,470 --> 00:57:59,950 This is no place for fantasists or frauds. 980 00:57:59,990 --> 00:58:03,130 Margot. Madame Arcati's leaving now. 981 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,100 Meet me at Temple Square in an hour. 982 00:58:29,540 --> 00:58:32,030 Chapter four, page nine, paragraph six. 983 00:58:37,160 --> 00:58:39,380 A banishing spell. 984 00:58:39,420 --> 00:58:42,250 Oh, Margot, thank you. 985 00:58:42,300 --> 00:58:43,650 We don't have long. 986 00:58:43,690 --> 00:58:44,910 I need to replace it in the safe 987 00:58:44,950 --> 00:58:46,910 before Mr. Price returns from lunch. 988 00:58:46,950 --> 00:58:50,520 It's recorded in ancient Druidic text. 989 00:58:50,570 --> 00:58:52,790 I'm a little rusty, but I'll do my best. 990 00:58:52,830 --> 00:58:55,000 Oh, oh wait. 991 00:59:02,450 --> 00:59:06,060 Take Ceridwens's brew of Devil's Claw. 992 00:59:07,060 --> 00:59:07,970 Devil's Claw. 993 00:59:08,020 --> 00:59:10,630 Poisoned root of Aconite. 994 00:59:10,670 --> 00:59:12,110 Oh, yes. 995 00:59:12,150 --> 00:59:14,550 Elixir of Vervain flowers. 996 00:59:14,590 --> 00:59:17,680 Verr..Oh, yes, of course, that's the enchanter's plant. 997 00:59:25,210 --> 00:59:28,210 The sacrificial offering is at its strongest 998 00:59:28,260 --> 00:59:29,430 with a waning moon. 999 00:59:29,470 --> 00:59:32,040 A waning moon. 1000 00:59:32,090 --> 00:59:34,220 Sprinkle black salt on a stone altar. 1001 00:59:35,390 --> 00:59:36,790 Salt. 1002 00:59:36,830 --> 00:59:39,960 Then lay the freshly torn bladder of a carnivore. 1003 00:59:40,010 --> 00:59:41,270 The bl-bladder? 1004 00:59:43,360 --> 00:59:45,230 Oh, no. 1005 00:59:45,270 --> 00:59:47,670 Freshly torn bladderwort. 1006 00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:49,190 Oh. 1007 00:59:49,230 --> 00:59:52,410 Of the carnivorous aquatic Utricularia plant family. 1008 00:59:52,450 --> 00:59:54,190 Oh, thank heaven. 1009 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:56,240 I thought for a minute I was going to have to get my hands dirty. 1010 01:00:00,590 --> 01:00:02,810 Au revoir, Madame Arcati. 1011 01:00:04,380 --> 01:00:05,210 Good luck. 1012 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:14,610 Will you excuse me? 1013 01:00:16,350 --> 01:00:17,570 What about Clark Gable? 1014 01:00:17,610 --> 01:00:20,090 He'd make a dashing Detective Frank Flowers. 1015 01:00:20,130 --> 01:00:22,180 Good actor, terrible breath. 1016 01:00:22,220 --> 01:00:23,350 Oh. 1017 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,440 Very tricky for the leading ladies. 1018 01:00:24,490 --> 01:00:25,830 I was thinking Cary Grant. 1019 01:00:25,880 --> 01:00:27,530 Now we're talking. 1020 01:00:27,580 --> 01:00:29,930 I look forward to making his acquaintance at the premiere. 1021 01:00:29,970 --> 01:00:31,100 Well I'm afraid you're getting ahead 1022 01:00:31,140 --> 01:00:32,450 of yourself there, Mrs. Bradman. 1023 01:00:32,490 --> 01:00:35,240 Even I can't make a film without a script. 1024 01:00:35,280 --> 01:00:37,930 Be rather like trying to perform surgery without a patient. 1025 01:00:39,540 --> 01:00:40,940 The typewriter can be a cruel and demanding mistress. 1026 01:00:40,980 --> 01:00:42,240 Yes, well, let's hope that's 1027 01:00:42,290 --> 01:00:44,460 the only affair Charles is having. 1028 01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:51,640 Hello, Daddy. 1029 01:00:51,690 --> 01:00:53,470 Time for a speech. 1030 01:00:58,350 --> 01:01:01,260 Ladies and gentlemen. Ladies and gentlemen. 1031 01:01:02,740 --> 01:01:05,000 Ha-ha. Oh. 1032 01:01:05,050 --> 01:01:07,400 As a writer, people are always expecting me 1033 01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,570 to come up with lots of words. 1034 01:01:09,620 --> 01:01:11,140 Hm. 1035 01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:13,140 Well, today I'm sure you'll all be relieved to hear 1036 01:01:13,190 --> 01:01:16,060 that I'm going to keep things short and sweet. 1037 01:01:16,100 --> 01:01:17,320 Just like my wife. 1038 01:01:19,110 --> 01:01:21,720 If I were to create a character as beautiful, 1039 01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:25,070 as poised, as perfect as Ruth, 1040 01:01:25,110 --> 01:01:28,420 my fans would accuse me of straying into fantasy. 1041 01:01:28,460 --> 01:01:29,590 Oh. 1042 01:01:29,640 --> 01:01:31,160 But thankfully we are all here today 1043 01:01:31,200 --> 01:01:34,080 to celebrate the fact that Ruth is my reality, 1044 01:01:34,120 --> 01:01:38,340 and has been for five fabulous years. 1045 01:01:38,390 --> 01:01:41,170 So, let us be upstanding, upstandingly, 1046 01:01:41,210 --> 01:01:45,000 and raise our glasses to true love. 1047 01:01:48,090 --> 01:01:49,220 True love. 1048 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,490 Never dies. 1049 01:01:58,060 --> 01:02:00,540 ♪ I wish I could I shimmy like my sister Kate ♪ 1050 01:02:00,580 --> 01:02:03,110 ♪ She can shake like a jelly on a plate ♪ 1051 01:02:03,150 --> 01:02:05,460 ♪ My mama wanted to know last night ♪ 1052 01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:07,850 ♪ Why all the boys treat Kate so nice ♪ 1053 01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:10,240 ♪ All the boys in the neighborhood ♪ 1054 01:02:10,290 --> 01:02:12,460 ♪ Know that she can shimmy good ♪ 1055 01:02:12,510 --> 01:02:14,600 ♪ You may be late but you'll be up to date ♪ 1056 01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:17,250 ♪ When you can shimmy like my sister Kate, oh yeah ♪ 1057 01:02:17,290 --> 01:02:19,560 ♪ Shimmy like my sister Kate 1058 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:22,390 ♪ I went to a dance with sister Kate ♪ 1059 01:02:22,430 --> 01:02:24,740 ♪ Everyone thought that she was great ♪ 1060 01:02:24,780 --> 01:02:25,870 ♪ I looked around for something new ♪ 1061 01:02:25,910 --> 01:02:27,000 Lord Almighty. 1062 01:02:27,040 --> 01:02:28,390 Ruth, what on earth are you doing? 1063 01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:29,780 Cooling off. 1064 01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:32,440 All that dancing got me hot and sticky! 1065 01:02:34,350 --> 01:02:36,310 Everybody's looking. 1066 01:02:36,360 --> 01:02:39,270 I didn't know it was going to be one of those parties. 1067 01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,010 You're as wet as an otter's pocket. 1068 01:02:41,060 --> 01:02:42,360 What happened to your dress? 1069 01:02:42,410 --> 01:02:44,800 Well what happened to yours, Daddy? 1070 01:02:45,930 --> 01:02:47,020 Everybody! 1071 01:02:47,060 --> 01:02:48,240 Yes, that's lovely, darling. 1072 01:02:48,280 --> 01:02:49,850 I'm not sure the fish are enjoying this. 1073 01:02:49,890 --> 01:02:52,420 Why don't you come upstairs and have a little lie-down, hm? 1074 01:02:52,460 --> 01:02:54,110 Only if you're going to join me. 1075 01:02:59,510 --> 01:03:02,690 Oh, make love to me like it was the first time. 1076 01:03:04,780 --> 01:03:06,080 Whee! 1077 01:03:06,130 --> 01:03:08,780 Does Mr. Peasbody want to come out and play?. 1078 01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:10,690 Oh! 1079 01:03:13,570 --> 01:03:14,920 Well, I'm not surprised she doesn't 1080 01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:16,880 like to do it with the lights on. 1081 01:03:16,920 --> 01:03:17,960 Don't be so vulgar, Elvira. 1082 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:19,700 She's in here?! 1083 01:03:21,140 --> 01:03:23,840 Now you listen to me, you low-rent hussy. 1084 01:03:23,880 --> 01:03:26,800 This is my party, my bedroom, 1085 01:03:26,840 --> 01:03:30,110 my house, and Charles is my husband. 1086 01:03:31,850 --> 01:03:32,890 What did she say? 1087 01:03:32,930 --> 01:03:34,110 She apologized unreservedly 1088 01:03:34,150 --> 01:03:36,110 and has taken herself back downstairs. 1089 01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,330 Oh. 1090 01:03:37,370 --> 01:03:38,290 You should have been an actor, Charles. 1091 01:03:38,330 --> 01:03:39,640 You really are rather good. 1092 01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:42,470 I'm sorry, Charles. 1093 01:03:42,510 --> 01:03:45,380 I'm just ... I'm not in the mood anymore. 1094 01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:50,080 I am. 1095 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:51,910 Oh. 1096 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:11,020 Morning, darling. 1097 01:04:12,710 --> 01:04:14,370 You look shattered. 1098 01:04:14,410 --> 01:04:17,500 Yes, had a bit of a restless night. 1099 01:04:17,540 --> 01:04:18,810 Yes. 1100 01:04:18,850 --> 01:04:20,810 Yes, I thought you were thrashing around a bit. 1101 01:04:23,380 --> 01:04:25,990 I had Edna prepare Norfolk kippers, your favorite. 1102 01:04:26,030 --> 01:04:27,820 Hm, that's very sweet. 1103 01:04:27,860 --> 01:04:29,820 I could do with something hearty. 1104 01:04:29,860 --> 01:04:34,000 I fear I rather overdid on the bubbles yesterday. 1105 01:04:34,040 --> 01:04:36,690 The party went by in a bit of a blur. 1106 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:41,180 What are you stuck on? 1107 01:04:41,220 --> 01:04:43,570 22 down. Greek god of retribution. 1108 01:04:43,610 --> 01:04:46,440 Seven letters. Third letter M, seventh letter S. 1109 01:04:49,400 --> 01:04:50,450 Oh, Nemesis. 1110 01:05:16,340 --> 01:05:18,520 What on Earth has happened? 1111 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:21,130 She said the place is cursed. 1112 01:05:23,830 --> 01:05:25,440 Not safe! Not safe at all! 1113 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:26,790 Edna? Ah. 1114 01:05:28,010 --> 01:05:28,920 You can't leave us! 1115 01:05:28,960 --> 01:05:30,100 You can keep your job. 1116 01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:31,660 No, I'm getting out of here. 1117 01:05:31,710 --> 01:05:32,490 Go away! 1118 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:35,010 I'm having nothing to do with you, Go away! 1119 01:05:35,060 --> 01:05:36,670 Stay Edna. Please. 1120 01:05:36,710 --> 01:05:39,100 You stick your bleeding job up your bum! 1121 01:05:53,380 --> 01:05:55,030 Ah, there you are. 1122 01:05:56,030 --> 01:05:57,170 There you are. 1123 01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,520 Now, to work. 1124 01:06:05,090 --> 01:06:06,090 Yes. 1125 01:06:19,800 --> 01:06:20,710 Where are you? 1126 01:06:22,540 --> 01:06:23,980 Detective, I don't see how you can blame a girl 1127 01:06:24,020 --> 01:06:26,330 for falling in love with the right guy 1128 01:06:26,370 --> 01:06:28,200 for the wrong reasons. 1129 01:06:28,240 --> 01:06:31,240 But what about that poor sap of a husband of yours? 1130 01:06:31,290 --> 01:06:32,640 Guys like him are a dime a dozen. 1131 01:06:32,680 --> 01:06:34,380 What was he, the right guy at the wrong place 1132 01:06:34,420 --> 01:06:35,860 at the wrong time? 1133 01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:39,600 Oh, Detective, just being close to you, 1134 01:06:39,640 --> 01:06:43,430 I feel as if I am completely naked. 1135 01:06:43,470 --> 01:06:46,130 How do you always manage to see right through me? 1136 01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:51,130 I see things just the way they are. 1137 01:06:51,180 --> 01:06:53,530 The rest of the world needs bifocals. 1138 01:06:56,960 --> 01:06:58,010 I'm not sure about that last line. 1139 01:06:58,050 --> 01:07:00,490 It feels too, florid. 1140 01:07:00,530 --> 01:07:03,360 Need something simple and to the point, 1141 01:07:03,410 --> 01:07:08,410 like... 'That's my job, sweetie. I just do it.' 1142 01:07:10,720 --> 01:07:12,810 Ha. 1143 01:07:12,850 --> 01:07:15,500 Whatever you prefer. It's your name on the script. 1144 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:22,600 And fade to black. 1145 01:07:25,340 --> 01:07:27,170 Well, dare I say, 1146 01:07:27,210 --> 01:07:29,690 I think the film's gonna be even better than the book. 1147 01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:31,650 And we finished ahead of the deadline. 1148 01:07:32,780 --> 01:07:34,570 Just wait till I tell Ruth. 1149 01:07:39,530 --> 01:07:41,570 Let's not tell her just yet. 1150 01:07:48,230 --> 01:07:50,240 Oh, for heaven's sake. 1151 01:07:51,450 --> 01:07:52,590 Fiddlesticks. 1152 01:07:52,630 --> 01:07:54,330 Oh. Ah! 1153 01:07:56,590 --> 01:07:58,200 Damn and blast. 1154 01:07:58,240 --> 01:07:59,810 Oh, you alright, darling? 1155 01:07:59,850 --> 01:08:01,160 Knowing you're working fingers to the bone makes it easier 1156 01:08:01,200 --> 01:08:03,640 for me to enjoy a few blisters and burns. 1157 01:08:07,640 --> 01:08:09,300 Out of suffering have emerged 1158 01:08:09,340 --> 01:08:11,080 the strongest souls, my dear. 1159 01:08:13,170 --> 01:08:15,170 I've nothing to serve for lunch, I'm afraid. 1160 01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:16,350 Oh, please don't worry about it. 1161 01:08:16,390 --> 01:08:18,570 I'm not in the least hungry. 1162 01:08:18,610 --> 01:08:20,440 Dare I ask how it's going over there? 1163 01:08:22,220 --> 01:08:24,440 The finishing line is almost in sight. 1164 01:08:24,490 --> 01:08:25,920 Oh, thank goodness. 1165 01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:28,750 I don't like you alone with her one iota, 1166 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,670 but if it means you're going to be able 1167 01:08:30,710 --> 01:08:32,020 to deliver the damn script, 1168 01:08:32,060 --> 01:08:33,930 then I can just about tolerate it. 1169 01:08:35,450 --> 01:08:37,500 You and I do make a good team, darling. 1170 01:08:42,160 --> 01:08:45,120 I'd like us to move our beds back together. 1171 01:08:45,160 --> 01:08:46,380 Permanently. 1172 01:08:47,990 --> 01:08:51,640 I think if we're going to be separated during the days, 1173 01:08:51,690 --> 01:08:54,170 the least we could do is spend our nights together 1174 01:08:54,210 --> 01:08:56,080 as, as man and wife. 1175 01:08:58,300 --> 01:08:59,780 I should like nothing more. 1176 01:09:02,870 --> 01:09:04,530 I'm going to take a walk. 1177 01:09:05,610 --> 01:09:06,830 Try to clear my head. 1178 01:09:17,020 --> 01:09:19,720 Remember when we used to play hide-and-seek along here? 1179 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:22,760 And your reward when you found me? 1180 01:09:28,510 --> 01:09:29,990 Look. Isn't he handsome? 1181 01:09:32,210 --> 01:09:33,770 He's magnificent. 1182 01:09:35,730 --> 01:09:38,390 He can sense me. 1183 01:09:38,430 --> 01:09:40,950 How wonderful not be frightened of the unknown. 1184 01:09:44,650 --> 01:09:46,920 You're not frightened, are you, Charles? 1185 01:09:48,050 --> 01:09:49,570 Of what? 1186 01:09:49,620 --> 01:09:51,530 Falling back in love. 1187 01:09:53,490 --> 01:09:55,360 How is that possible when we're existing 1188 01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:56,970 on two different planes? 1189 01:09:58,230 --> 01:09:59,190 I'm alive, and you're... 1190 01:09:59,230 --> 01:10:01,370 Don't. Don't say it. 1191 01:10:04,670 --> 01:10:07,810 I'm so sorry, Elvira, there's no easy way to say this. 1192 01:10:11,250 --> 01:10:14,600 But I'm struggling to see a future in us. 1193 01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:31,870 You know, Charles, when you give someone an eternity ring, 1194 01:10:31,920 --> 01:10:34,440 it's supposed to be a love that lasts forever. 1195 01:10:36,920 --> 01:10:38,050 Charles? 1196 01:11:15,050 --> 01:11:16,790 Charles, watch out! 1197 01:11:19,620 --> 01:11:20,450 Damn. 1198 01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:26,670 She's dangerous, Charles. 1199 01:11:26,710 --> 01:11:28,980 Edna was almost scalped. 1200 01:11:29,020 --> 01:11:30,590 And look what happened to Edith. 1201 01:11:30,630 --> 01:11:32,670 What are you suggesting? 1202 01:11:32,720 --> 01:11:35,500 It's blindingly obvious that Elvira came here 1203 01:11:35,550 --> 01:11:38,250 for one purpose and one purpose only. 1204 01:11:38,290 --> 01:11:40,990 She came here to have you to herself, forever. 1205 01:11:42,210 --> 01:11:44,030 Ow! How? 1206 01:11:44,080 --> 01:11:45,950 By killing you off, of course. 1207 01:11:45,990 --> 01:11:47,250 That's absurd. 1208 01:11:47,300 --> 01:11:48,820 Do you really think the cabinet climbed up 1209 01:11:48,860 --> 01:11:51,130 onto the roof and jumped off of its own accord? 1210 01:11:51,170 --> 01:11:53,780 Elvira might be prone to temper tantrums, 1211 01:11:53,830 --> 01:11:55,570 but she still loves me. 1212 01:11:55,610 --> 01:11:57,830 She'd never wish me any harm. 1213 01:11:59,480 --> 01:12:02,180 If you were dead, it would be her final triumph over me. 1214 01:12:02,230 --> 01:12:04,750 She'd have you all to herself on her beastly astral plane, 1215 01:12:04,790 --> 01:12:06,490 and I'd be left high and dry. 1216 01:12:06,530 --> 01:12:09,890 She's probably planning some sort of spiritual remarriage. 1217 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,240 What are we gonna do? 1218 01:12:16,280 --> 01:12:21,200 Yes, the guest's name is Madame Arcati, room 14. 1219 01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,810 One moment. 1220 01:12:22,860 --> 01:12:24,070 I'm sorry, but she left yesterday. 1221 01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,640 Oh dear. Did she leave any messages? 1222 01:12:26,690 --> 01:12:28,160 I'm afraid not. 1223 01:12:28,210 --> 01:12:28,990 Thank you. 1224 01:12:30,340 --> 01:12:32,040 She checked out yesterday. 1225 01:12:35,130 --> 01:12:36,300 Well, there's nothing for it. 1226 01:12:36,350 --> 01:12:37,870 I shall have to get myself arrested. 1227 01:12:37,910 --> 01:12:39,390 Spend the night locked up in the cells. 1228 01:12:39,440 --> 01:12:41,920 No. We just have to create our own 1229 01:12:41,960 --> 01:12:43,400 safe place for the night. 1230 01:12:44,400 --> 01:12:45,230 Right. 1231 01:12:47,880 --> 01:12:49,660 Now, gently does it. 1232 01:12:50,840 --> 01:12:51,840 Oh. 1233 01:12:56,190 --> 01:12:58,020 Oh, precious. 1234 01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:00,590 Herba veneris. 1235 01:13:02,070 --> 01:13:04,510 Nature's divine protector. 1236 01:13:17,080 --> 01:13:18,000 What are you doing with that? 1237 01:13:18,040 --> 01:13:19,170 I've just removed all the heavy 1238 01:13:19,220 --> 01:13:20,610 and sharp objects for a reason. 1239 01:13:20,650 --> 01:13:22,650 I thought you could keep going with your script 1240 01:13:22,700 --> 01:13:24,400 while we're holed up in here. 1241 01:13:24,440 --> 01:13:27,790 Ah, umm... I've already finished it. 1242 01:13:27,830 --> 01:13:31,580 Well, I thought you said you were struggling. 1243 01:13:31,620 --> 01:13:33,840 On reflection, I think I was overthinking 1244 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,060 through the whole thing. 1245 01:13:36,100 --> 01:13:37,710 I'll give the manuscript a quick read and drive it 1246 01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:38,890 over to the studio first thing in the morning. 1247 01:13:38,930 --> 01:13:41,630 Oh, Charles, what wonderful news. 1248 01:13:41,670 --> 01:13:44,420 Daddy's gonna be over the moon. As am I. 1249 01:13:44,460 --> 01:13:45,940 Thank you, darling. 1250 01:13:45,980 --> 01:13:48,720 Now we can both focus on banishing Elvira 1251 01:13:48,770 --> 01:13:51,330 into oblivion once and for all. 1252 01:13:51,380 --> 01:13:52,810 Not a moment too soon. 1253 01:13:52,860 --> 01:13:55,300 Two's company. Three's a nightmare. 1254 01:14:00,080 --> 01:14:01,260 Nearly there. 1255 01:14:05,830 --> 01:14:09,480 Vervain and dill hinder witches from their will. 1256 01:14:36,380 --> 01:14:37,210 Charles. 1257 01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:40,380 Charles. 1258 01:15:09,940 --> 01:15:11,280 Hello? 1259 01:15:11,330 --> 01:15:13,500 Mrs. Condomine, I have news. 1260 01:15:13,550 --> 01:15:16,070 Doors are opening, and change is in the air. 1261 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,160 This is no time for riddles, Madame Arcati. 1262 01:15:18,200 --> 01:15:20,160 We've been urgently trying to contact you. 1263 01:15:20,210 --> 01:15:22,560 Charles's life is in grave danger. 1264 01:15:22,600 --> 01:15:25,170 Elvira is trying to murder him. 1265 01:15:25,210 --> 01:15:27,950 I feared she might become a malevolent spirit. 1266 01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:30,480 That's putting it mildly. Where are you? 1267 01:15:30,520 --> 01:15:31,910 In Sussex. 1268 01:15:31,960 --> 01:15:34,350 I've gathered everything together and now I'm ready. 1269 01:15:34,390 --> 01:15:35,570 For what? 1270 01:15:35,610 --> 01:15:37,090 Well, to send her back, of course. 1271 01:15:37,140 --> 01:15:39,660 Stay put, Madame Arcati. I'll come and collect you. 1272 01:15:44,010 --> 01:15:45,230 The telephone woke me. 1273 01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:47,840 Apologies if I scared you. 1274 01:15:47,890 --> 01:15:50,500 Ah, when Mr. Condomine wakes up, tell him I've gone 1275 01:15:50,540 --> 01:15:53,890 to fetch Madame Arcati and I shall be back before lunch. 1276 01:15:53,940 --> 01:15:56,850 Madame Arcati... before... 1277 01:16:34,110 --> 01:16:36,330 Don't hurt me, I beg you. 1278 01:16:36,370 --> 01:16:38,410 You all right in there, Mr. Condomine? 1279 01:16:38,460 --> 01:16:40,200 I've never stopped loving you. 1280 01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:41,770 Oh. 1281 01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:44,510 I don't know what to say, sir. 1282 01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:48,080 You have a funny way of showing it, Charles. 1283 01:16:48,120 --> 01:16:49,600 I was gonna put your name on the manuscript 1284 01:16:49,640 --> 01:16:52,250 before I delivered it this morning, I promise. 1285 01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:54,040 That won't be necessary, sir. 1286 01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,520 I'm a woman, Charles. 1287 01:16:55,560 --> 01:16:57,000 We're used to not getting the credit we deserve. 1288 01:16:57,040 --> 01:16:59,870 No, I insist. I'll get changed and leave straightaway. 1289 01:16:59,910 --> 01:17:02,260 Mrs. Condomine left in the car a while ago. 1290 01:17:02,310 --> 01:17:04,790 She said she would be back by lunchtime. 1291 01:17:06,140 --> 01:17:08,400 Elvira, what have you done? 1292 01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:32,600 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪ 1293 01:17:34,210 --> 01:17:39,210 ♪ Like the wind and the rain and the snow ♪ 1294 01:17:40,870 --> 01:17:47,310 ♪ You've completely over-powered my soul ♪ 1295 01:17:47,350 --> 01:17:51,790 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪ 1296 01:17:54,010 --> 01:17:59,020 ♪ You make it summer every day of the year ♪ 1297 01:18:00,540 --> 01:18:06,890 ♪ One glance from you and the clouds disappear ♪ 1298 01:18:06,940 --> 01:18:12,810 ♪ Like forces of nature we were meant to be here ♪ 1299 01:18:12,860 --> 01:18:19,780 ♪ Now this flame in my heart burns for you ♪ 1300 01:18:19,820 --> 01:18:23,870 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪ 1301 01:18:25,610 --> 01:18:31,880 ♪ Passing time, the seasons, growing old ♪ 1302 01:18:31,920 --> 01:18:38,360 ♪ You've completely over-powered my soul ♪ 1303 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:43,240 ♪ There are some things that are out of my control ♪ 1304 01:18:45,060 --> 01:18:47,460 Mr. Condomine, I would just like to say that 1305 01:18:47,500 --> 01:18:51,720 I reproach myself bitterly. 1306 01:18:51,770 --> 01:18:53,940 You are not to blame, Madame Arcati. 1307 01:18:53,990 --> 01:18:56,160 The fault lies squarely on my shoulders. 1308 01:18:57,600 --> 01:18:59,600 It was my ambition and ego 1309 01:18:59,640 --> 01:19:02,990 that dragged us into this unbearable mess. 1310 01:19:03,040 --> 01:19:04,600 And that's something I shall have to live with 1311 01:19:04,650 --> 01:19:05,820 for the rest of my life. 1312 01:19:07,220 --> 01:19:09,610 The last time I spoke with Mrs. Condomine, 1313 01:19:09,650 --> 01:19:11,870 your life was in danger. 1314 01:19:11,920 --> 01:19:13,400 I urge you to come and see me 1315 01:19:13,440 --> 01:19:15,660 at your earliest possible convenience. 1316 01:19:15,700 --> 01:19:17,530 Here is my card. 1317 01:19:17,570 --> 01:19:18,400 I'll be waiting. 1318 01:19:20,400 --> 01:19:22,800 You're not going to stay for refreshments? 1319 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:25,630 Oh, please don't think me rude, but I prefer 1320 01:19:25,670 --> 01:19:28,320 to contemplate the passing of a spirit 1321 01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:30,110 in my own private way. 1322 01:19:34,550 --> 01:19:37,460 My sincerest condolences, Mr. Condomine. 1323 01:19:43,430 --> 01:19:45,340 Shouldn't that be congratulations? 1324 01:19:46,860 --> 01:19:48,520 What the hell are you doing here? 1325 01:19:48,560 --> 01:19:50,430 Have you no shame? 1326 01:19:50,480 --> 01:19:53,610 It was an accident, Charles. I was trying to kill you. 1327 01:19:53,650 --> 01:19:55,660 How can you be so heartless? 1328 01:19:56,870 --> 01:19:58,660 Death does that to you. 1329 01:19:58,700 --> 01:20:01,010 You know, you can always tell how well regarded 1330 01:20:01,050 --> 01:20:04,100 someone is by the attendance at their funeral. 1331 01:20:04,140 --> 01:20:05,400 What's that supposed to mean? 1332 01:20:05,450 --> 01:20:07,710 Bit of a poor turnout today, if you ask me. 1333 01:20:07,750 --> 01:20:09,150 I barely counted forty people. 1334 01:20:11,060 --> 01:20:12,150 That does it. 1335 01:20:13,890 --> 01:20:15,680 Come here! 1336 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:18,330 Just like old times, Charles. 1337 01:20:18,370 --> 01:20:21,460 Ahh! With you chasing me round the garden! 1338 01:20:21,510 --> 01:20:23,470 Only today there's gonna be a different outcome! 1339 01:20:31,340 --> 01:20:33,170 Will you excuse me? Of course. 1340 01:20:42,220 --> 01:20:45,140 I'm sorry for your loss, Mr. Mackintosh. 1341 01:20:45,180 --> 01:20:48,010 Ruth was a fine woman, and a good friend. 1342 01:20:49,190 --> 01:20:51,150 I'm going to miss her deeply. 1343 01:20:51,190 --> 01:20:54,850 Thank you, Mrs. Bradman. I know she was fond of you too. 1344 01:20:56,370 --> 01:20:57,940 I can't quite believe she's gone. 1345 01:21:00,330 --> 01:21:02,500 My mother always said that time is a physician 1346 01:21:02,550 --> 01:21:04,380 that heals every grief. 1347 01:21:13,040 --> 01:21:14,300 Ohh! 1348 01:21:14,340 --> 01:21:15,910 You never were much of an opponent 1349 01:21:15,950 --> 01:21:17,780 on the croquet lawn, Charles. 1350 01:21:18,610 --> 01:21:20,220 You repulse me. 1351 01:21:23,220 --> 01:21:25,310 I'm going to kill you. 1352 01:21:28,310 --> 01:21:30,750 Don't be an imbecile. I'm already dead. 1353 01:21:30,790 --> 01:21:32,360 You better fetch your medicinal bag 1354 01:21:32,400 --> 01:21:35,190 before someone else gets killed. 1355 01:21:35,230 --> 01:21:39,540 Edna was right. This place is cursed. 1356 01:21:39,590 --> 01:21:41,980 I can't bear to see you ever again. 1357 01:21:42,020 --> 01:21:43,550 The feeling's mutual, Charles. 1358 01:21:43,590 --> 01:21:47,770 With age and disappointment, you've become a pompous ass. 1359 01:21:47,810 --> 01:21:50,200 Charles, Charles! 1360 01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:53,210 Everything's gonna be splendid. 1361 01:21:53,250 --> 01:21:54,170 Not while she's here, it won't. 1362 01:21:54,210 --> 01:21:56,040 Not while who's here? 1363 01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:56,910 Elvira! 1364 01:22:15,450 --> 01:22:16,540 Where am I? 1365 01:22:16,580 --> 01:22:17,580 In the loony bin. 1366 01:22:30,810 --> 01:22:32,510 There's no point in struggling, Charles. 1367 01:22:32,550 --> 01:22:36,080 The more you thrash around, the longer they'll keep you in. 1368 01:22:36,120 --> 01:22:37,560 Why am I here? 1369 01:22:37,600 --> 01:22:39,250 You've been sectioned under the Mental Treatment Act 1370 01:22:39,300 --> 01:22:42,210 and held under mandatory observation for the next 28 days. 1371 01:22:42,260 --> 01:22:44,960 I hope you rot in hell. 1372 01:22:45,000 --> 01:22:47,170 It's not wise to be bad-tempered 1373 01:22:47,220 --> 01:22:48,870 with the only person who can help you. 1374 01:22:48,920 --> 01:22:51,090 I'd rather eat my own tongue than ask you for help. 1375 01:22:51,140 --> 01:22:52,830 Hmm, You might just get to do that. 1376 01:22:52,880 --> 01:22:55,010 Dr. McEwan is planning on taking you down the corridor 1377 01:22:55,050 --> 01:22:57,750 in 15 minutes for electric shock treatment. 1378 01:22:57,790 --> 01:22:59,530 What? Mm. 1379 01:22:59,580 --> 01:23:01,750 No! No, come back. Wait. 1380 01:23:03,710 --> 01:23:05,190 Of course, there's usually a way 1381 01:23:05,240 --> 01:23:06,800 around these things. 1382 01:23:06,850 --> 01:23:08,330 What do you want from me? 1383 01:23:11,200 --> 01:23:13,590 I know you're never going to forgive me, Charles, 1384 01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:16,200 and being stuck in purgatory with you grieving 1385 01:23:16,250 --> 01:23:19,730 over another woman is a fate worse than death. 1386 01:23:19,770 --> 01:23:22,040 I couldn't agree more. 1387 01:23:22,080 --> 01:23:25,080 Which is why I want a divorce. 1388 01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,130 With pleasure. 1389 01:23:28,870 --> 01:23:31,260 And I know just the person who can execute that. 1390 01:23:41,580 --> 01:23:42,490 Good. 1391 01:23:47,970 --> 01:23:49,670 Oh, move over. 1392 01:23:49,720 --> 01:23:51,540 No way I'm putting my life in your hands again. 1393 01:23:51,590 --> 01:23:53,500 Don't flatter yourself, Charles. 1394 01:23:53,550 --> 01:23:55,550 When I think of what might have happened if I'd succeeded 1395 01:23:55,590 --> 01:23:57,850 in getting you to the other side, it makes me shudder. 1396 01:23:57,900 --> 01:24:00,330 Nothing but bickering and squabbling for eternity. 1397 01:24:03,340 --> 01:24:04,860 Drive. 1398 01:24:11,390 --> 01:24:13,090 Looking back on our married years, 1399 01:24:13,130 --> 01:24:14,610 I can see now with horrid clarity, 1400 01:24:14,650 --> 01:24:16,520 they were nothing but a mockery. 1401 01:24:16,570 --> 01:24:19,570 You were feckless, irresponsible, 1402 01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:22,920 morally unstable. 1403 01:24:22,970 --> 01:24:24,450 I think I realized that before we left Budleigh Salterton. 1404 01:24:24,490 --> 01:24:26,750 Nobody but a monumental bore would have thought 1405 01:24:26,800 --> 01:24:29,360 of going to Budleigh Salterton for a honeymoon. 1406 01:24:29,410 --> 01:24:30,840 What's the matter with Budleigh Salterton? 1407 01:24:30,890 --> 01:24:33,410 Seven hours a day on a damn golf course 1408 01:24:33,450 --> 01:24:36,850 and a three-piece orchestra playing Merrie England. 1409 01:24:36,890 --> 01:24:39,240 I'm surprised you didn't complain at the time. 1410 01:24:39,290 --> 01:24:40,770 I remember you being quite good at that. 1411 01:24:40,810 --> 01:24:42,200 I did complain. 1412 01:24:42,250 --> 01:24:44,730 But you wouldn't listen. 1413 01:24:44,770 --> 01:24:47,510 That's why I took a romantic stroll on the moors 1414 01:24:47,560 --> 01:24:49,990 with Captain Bracegirdle. 1415 01:24:50,040 --> 01:24:51,300 What a blind fool I was. 1416 01:24:52,870 --> 01:24:54,480 Did he make love to you? 1417 01:24:54,520 --> 01:24:56,480 Only very discretely. 1418 01:25:02,180 --> 01:25:06,140 Mr. Condomine. I'm so relieved you've arrived safely. 1419 01:25:06,180 --> 01:25:07,710 Follow me. 1420 01:25:07,750 --> 01:25:09,970 Tonight the moon is full, and we must harness its power. 1421 01:25:10,010 --> 01:25:11,100 We're both ready to perform 1422 01:25:11,140 --> 01:25:12,890 the banishment ceremony immediately. 1423 01:25:14,710 --> 01:25:15,540 She's here? 1424 01:25:16,670 --> 01:25:17,930 Yes. 1425 01:25:17,980 --> 01:25:20,980 Are you sure she's amenable to the process? 1426 01:25:21,020 --> 01:25:21,980 Yes. Yes. 1427 01:25:28,380 --> 01:25:34,210 With this magic smoke I invoke the spirit of moon fire, 1428 01:25:34,250 --> 01:25:38,080 dancer of time, mistress of endings and beginnings. 1429 01:25:39,560 --> 01:25:43,260 To return our sacred sister to her rightful sphere. 1430 01:25:44,530 --> 01:25:45,660 Still here? 1431 01:25:45,700 --> 01:25:46,570 Yes. Yes. 1432 01:25:49,750 --> 01:25:52,790 To you, the spirit of earth. 1433 01:25:52,840 --> 01:25:54,490 To you, the element of air. 1434 01:25:56,020 --> 01:25:58,630 To you, the force of water. 1435 01:25:58,670 --> 01:26:00,850 To you, the power of fire. 1436 01:26:01,800 --> 01:26:04,280 And the gift of enchanter's dew. 1437 01:26:09,680 --> 01:26:11,030 She still here? 1438 01:26:11,070 --> 01:26:14,290 Yes. 1439 01:26:14,340 --> 01:26:17,690 Ghostly specter, ghoul and fiend, 1440 01:26:17,730 --> 01:26:19,870 never more be thou convened. 1441 01:26:20,690 --> 01:26:23,350 Wolfsbane and holy rite, 1442 01:26:23,390 --> 01:26:25,350 banish thee into the night. 1443 01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:31,180 Oh, bladderwort, bladderwort. 1444 01:26:31,220 --> 01:26:32,180 Bladderwort. 1445 01:26:33,400 --> 01:26:34,400 Oh. 1446 01:26:34,450 --> 01:26:35,270 Oh yes. 1447 01:26:36,450 --> 01:26:37,270 Yes. 1448 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:40,490 And bladderwort. 1449 01:26:46,410 --> 01:26:47,280 Ruth. 1450 01:26:47,330 --> 01:26:48,150 Ruth? 1451 01:26:49,370 --> 01:26:50,640 Darling, I'm so happy to see you again. 1452 01:26:53,160 --> 01:26:54,940 Blast. How could I have been such a duffer? 1453 01:26:54,990 --> 01:26:57,340 Something must have gone hideously wrong. 1454 01:26:57,380 --> 01:26:59,250 Yes, not for the first time. 1455 01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:00,780 You hussy. 1456 01:27:00,820 --> 01:27:02,210 Darling. 1457 01:27:02,260 --> 01:27:05,390 Save yourself the effort. I'm already dead. 1458 01:27:05,430 --> 01:27:07,300 And more to the point, so are you. 1459 01:27:07,350 --> 01:27:09,220 You popped your clogs last Tuesday. 1460 01:27:09,260 --> 01:27:11,260 Don't be so insensitive. 1461 01:27:11,310 --> 01:27:12,740 Darling, are you in any pain? 1462 01:27:14,440 --> 01:27:16,920 Charles, what happened to me? 1463 01:27:18,750 --> 01:27:19,930 There was a car accident. 1464 01:27:19,970 --> 01:27:22,800 Which, I have to admit, I had a hand in. 1465 01:27:22,840 --> 01:27:24,020 I'm sorry, Ruth. 1466 01:27:24,060 --> 01:27:26,370 I'm afraid sorry doesn't quite cut it. 1467 01:27:26,410 --> 01:27:29,760 Well, even so, in the spirit of complete openness, 1468 01:27:29,800 --> 01:27:31,720 I'd also like to apologies for conducting 1469 01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:35,250 an affair with Charles right under your nose. 1470 01:27:35,290 --> 01:27:37,680 Well, technically, we are still married, so... 1471 01:27:37,730 --> 01:27:41,080 Stop it, Elvira. Ruth has been through quite enough. 1472 01:27:41,120 --> 01:27:43,300 What are they saying, Mr. Condomine? 1473 01:27:43,340 --> 01:27:44,520 Not now, Madame Arcati. 1474 01:27:44,560 --> 01:27:46,080 Things are becoming quite strained. 1475 01:27:46,130 --> 01:27:48,650 You know, I should have squeezed malum citrea 1476 01:27:48,690 --> 01:27:50,130 at the crucial point. 1477 01:27:50,170 --> 01:27:52,170 That's lemon juice. Lemon juice. 1478 01:27:53,870 --> 01:27:55,440 The only reason he was able to get through that screenplay 1479 01:27:55,480 --> 01:27:57,480 in five days flat is because I wrote it. 1480 01:27:58,620 --> 01:27:59,570 Yes... 1481 01:27:59,620 --> 01:28:01,310 Charles, is that true? 1482 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:03,970 Not exactly. 1483 01:28:04,010 --> 01:28:06,280 And Charles didn't want to tell you we'd finished 1484 01:28:06,320 --> 01:28:08,970 because he wanted to spend more time alone with me. 1485 01:28:11,460 --> 01:28:12,590 Charles. 1486 01:28:13,460 --> 01:28:15,330 Let's not fight, darling. 1487 01:28:15,370 --> 01:28:17,720 Which darling are you referring to? 1488 01:28:17,770 --> 01:28:19,420 But after everything I put up with, 1489 01:28:19,460 --> 01:28:20,990 how could you do that to me? 1490 01:28:21,030 --> 01:28:23,900 It's not that straightforward, darlings. 1491 01:28:23,950 --> 01:28:25,600 I mean, really, Charles, 1492 01:28:25,640 --> 01:28:27,780 you never loved Elvira or me. 1493 01:28:27,820 --> 01:28:31,340 The only person that you loved is yourself. 1494 01:28:31,390 --> 01:28:32,780 No. 1495 01:28:32,820 --> 01:28:35,130 Finally, something we do agree on. 1496 01:28:37,700 --> 01:28:39,000 If you wrote the script, 1497 01:28:40,570 --> 01:28:42,310 did he write any of those books? 1498 01:28:42,360 --> 01:28:43,140 No, not a word. 1499 01:28:43,180 --> 01:28:44,490 He took all the glory? 1500 01:28:44,530 --> 01:28:45,920 Aren't you staying for the second act? 1501 01:28:45,970 --> 01:28:47,190 I think it's best I leave. 1502 01:28:47,230 --> 01:28:50,320 Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. 1503 01:28:50,360 --> 01:28:51,450 Try two of them. 1504 01:28:52,890 --> 01:28:54,190 Good luck with the lemons. 1505 01:28:56,720 --> 01:28:57,630 Where did he go? 1506 01:28:58,890 --> 01:29:00,720 Huh, he can run... 1507 01:29:00,770 --> 01:29:02,160 But he can't hide. 1508 01:29:17,220 --> 01:29:20,180 Ghostly specter, ghoul or fiend, 1509 01:29:20,220 --> 01:29:23,050 never more be thou convened. 1510 01:29:23,090 --> 01:29:26,360 Bladderwort, wolfsbane and holy rite, 1511 01:29:27,400 --> 01:29:30,060 banish thee into the night. 1512 01:29:44,460 --> 01:29:45,380 Donald? 1513 01:30:16,410 --> 01:30:18,760 Alright, I'm gonna start with this medium shot here. 1514 01:30:18,800 --> 01:30:20,800 Then I'm gonna come a little closer, okay? 1515 01:30:20,850 --> 01:30:22,410 Alright, let's have some passion. 1516 01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:23,760 Alright, roll camera. 1517 01:30:26,940 --> 01:30:28,850 Quiet, please. Quiet, please. Sound running. 1518 01:30:28,900 --> 01:30:30,590 - Scene 84, take one. 1519 01:30:31,510 --> 01:30:33,290 And action. 1520 01:30:33,340 --> 01:30:36,430 Just being close to you, Frank, 1521 01:30:36,470 --> 01:30:38,950 I feel as if I'm completely naked. 1522 01:30:40,340 --> 01:30:44,610 How do you always manage to see right through me? 1523 01:30:45,610 --> 01:30:47,650 That's my job, sweetie. 1524 01:30:47,700 --> 01:30:48,530 I just do it. 1525 01:30:49,960 --> 01:30:50,920 Cut. 1526 01:30:52,310 --> 01:30:53,140 Reset. 1527 01:30:55,140 --> 01:30:58,230 I'm not, er... I'm not feeling the last line. 1528 01:30:59,620 --> 01:31:01,360 Boy wonder, what else you got? 1529 01:31:01,410 --> 01:31:03,320 Uh... wh... uhh... 1530 01:31:07,410 --> 01:31:11,550 What about... 'I see things just the way they are. 1531 01:31:11,590 --> 01:31:13,900 The rest of the world needs bifocals.' 1532 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:17,950 I love it. 1533 01:31:17,990 --> 01:31:19,510 Okay, reset. 1534 01:31:19,560 --> 01:31:20,860 Make-up. 1535 01:31:20,910 --> 01:31:22,250 I wanna move in closer. 1536 01:31:23,820 --> 01:31:25,950 You're a genius, Charles. 1537 01:31:26,000 --> 01:31:28,960 Audiences are gonna devour the whole spiritualist angle. 1538 01:31:29,000 --> 01:31:29,830 Yes. 1539 01:31:32,260 --> 01:31:36,010 Just a shame Ruth isn't here to enjoy it. 1540 01:31:39,530 --> 01:31:43,140 Mr. Condomine. Hedda Hopper, Los Angeles Times. 1541 01:31:43,190 --> 01:31:44,020 Oh. 1542 01:31:46,020 --> 01:31:47,280 Hello. 1543 01:31:47,320 --> 01:31:48,800 How does it feel to be the talk of the town? 1544 01:31:48,850 --> 01:31:50,280 Oh, that's awfully sweet of you, but I'm not sure 1545 01:31:50,330 --> 01:31:52,330 anybody's really interested in the lowly writer. 1546 01:31:53,850 --> 01:31:55,810 Oh, I have a hunch that my 35 million readers 1547 01:31:55,850 --> 01:31:59,640 will be enthralled by the story of a serial plagiarist. 1548 01:31:59,680 --> 01:32:01,250 Plagiarist? 1549 01:32:01,290 --> 01:32:03,600 I know you revel in gossip and scandal, Miss Hopper, 1550 01:32:03,640 --> 01:32:04,910 but that's a completely outrageous 1551 01:32:04,950 --> 01:32:06,560 and unfounded accusation. 1552 01:32:06,600 --> 01:32:08,470 There is nothing unfounded about the writ 1553 01:32:08,520 --> 01:32:10,520 that Senor Morales is serving. 1554 01:32:10,560 --> 01:32:12,830 Would you care to comment on the fact 1555 01:32:12,870 --> 01:32:15,660 that your 15 Detective Frank Flowers whodunnits 1556 01:32:15,700 --> 01:32:19,090 are based word for word on the Inspector Francisco Flores 1557 01:32:19,140 --> 01:32:22,580 crime novels, which are bestsellers across all of Mexico? 1558 01:32:22,620 --> 01:32:25,190 Say cheese, Mr. Condomine. 1559 01:32:26,880 --> 01:32:29,360 You. 1560 01:32:29,410 --> 01:32:31,240 Don't look so shocked, Charles. 1561 01:32:31,280 --> 01:32:33,060 You and I both know there's no such thing 1562 01:32:33,110 --> 01:32:35,150 as an original story. 1563 01:32:35,200 --> 01:32:36,370 How could you? 1564 01:32:36,420 --> 01:32:37,590 Can't you just be quiet? 1565 01:32:37,630 --> 01:32:39,420 I'm trying to make a picture here. 1566 01:32:39,460 --> 01:32:43,070 You scheming little witch. 1567 01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,080 So much for the famous British charm. 1568 01:32:46,340 --> 01:32:50,260 ♪ I'll be loving you Always 1569 01:32:50,300 --> 01:32:51,470 ♪ With a love that's true... ♪ 1570 01:32:51,520 --> 01:32:52,300 Stop it. Stop it. 1571 01:32:52,340 --> 01:32:53,170 ♪ Always 1572 01:32:54,000 --> 01:32:55,610 Stop it! No. 1573 01:32:55,650 --> 01:32:58,830 Your first novel? Greta Garbo speaking my words? 1574 01:32:58,870 --> 01:33:00,270 Stop it! 1575 01:33:00,310 --> 01:33:01,660 You and I both know there's no such thing 1576 01:33:01,700 --> 01:33:03,010 as an original story. 1577 01:33:03,050 --> 01:33:03,920 Promise you can't touch her. 1578 01:33:03,960 --> 01:33:05,400 I'm a woman, Charles. 1579 01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:06,880 We're used to not getting the credit we deserve. 1580 01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:09,620 The only person that you loved is yourself. 1581 01:33:17,060 --> 01:33:18,720 What the hell do you think you're doing? 1582 01:33:18,760 --> 01:33:20,590 You could have killed me. 1583 01:33:20,630 --> 01:33:21,590 I just did. 1584 01:33:23,550 --> 01:33:24,770 Oh. 1585 01:33:27,160 --> 01:33:27,990 Oh. 1586 01:33:31,470 --> 01:33:34,600 Nobody will ever forget you, Charles. 1587 01:33:34,650 --> 01:33:36,610 They'll remember what a fraud you were. 1588 01:33:36,650 --> 01:33:37,520 Always. 1589 01:33:39,130 --> 01:33:41,520 ♪ Au revoir, auf wiedersehen 1590 01:33:41,570 --> 01:33:43,660 ♪ We'll never meet again 1591 01:33:43,700 --> 01:33:46,220 ♪ Heaven's kinda nice for roaming ♪ 1592 01:33:46,270 --> 01:33:48,270 Farewell, Mr. Peasbody! 1593 01:33:49,580 --> 01:33:51,060 You can't just leave me here. 1594 01:33:52,230 --> 01:33:54,450 ♪ Off to paradise we're strolling ♪ 1595 01:33:55,760 --> 01:33:58,630 ♪ Hanging off the chandeliers all evening ♪ 1596 01:33:58,670 --> 01:34:01,500 ♪ While you lie in my web of lies you're weaving ♪ 1597 01:34:01,540 --> 01:34:02,630 Read all about it. 1598 01:34:02,680 --> 01:34:03,760 Read all about it. 1599 01:34:03,810 --> 01:34:05,420 Murdered British crime writer revealed 1600 01:34:05,460 --> 01:34:07,330 to be serial plagiarist. 1601 01:34:09,380 --> 01:34:12,160 Oh, poor Charles. How dreadful. 1602 01:34:14,300 --> 01:34:16,470 It's like a plot from one of his novels. 1603 01:34:16,520 --> 01:34:18,470 Or perhaps from someone else's. 1604 01:34:28,610 --> 01:34:30,220 Is anybody there? 1605 01:34:30,270 --> 01:34:33,660 One knock for yes, two knocks for no. 1606 01:34:33,710 --> 01:34:35,490 Yes, I'm here. 1607 01:34:35,530 --> 01:34:38,020 Whatever happened to leaving someone to rest in peace? 1608 01:34:38,060 --> 01:34:40,500 Mr. Condomine, I simply wanted 1609 01:34:40,540 --> 01:34:42,980 to apologize for any part I may have played 1610 01:34:43,020 --> 01:34:45,150 in your untimely demise. 1611 01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:46,940 You weren't behind the wheel, Madame Arcati. 1612 01:34:46,980 --> 01:34:49,070 No, but I fear I may have 1613 01:34:49,110 --> 01:34:50,720 put fuel in the tank. 1614 01:34:50,770 --> 01:34:52,510 Well, c'est la vie. 1615 01:34:52,550 --> 01:34:55,690 I also wanted to express my gratitude. 1616 01:34:55,730 --> 01:34:58,170 Without you, I would still be searching. 1617 01:34:58,210 --> 01:34:59,300 Well, at least one of us 1618 01:34:59,340 --> 01:35:01,390 is enjoying a happy ending. 1619 01:35:01,430 --> 01:35:04,780 May I be so bold as to ask 1620 01:35:04,820 --> 01:35:06,910 what it's like on the other side? 1621 01:35:06,960 --> 01:35:08,830 Charles. 1622 01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:10,050 Complicated. 1623 01:35:16,880 --> 01:35:18,970 ♪ Your hand is on my hand 1624 01:35:19,010 --> 01:35:21,580 ♪ When I'm putting pen to paper ♪ 1625 01:35:21,620 --> 01:35:23,840 ♪ We're in harmony 1626 01:35:23,890 --> 01:35:26,280 ♪ Trumpets in a band 1627 01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:28,630 ♪ Soprano and a tenor 1628 01:35:28,670 --> 01:35:32,370 ♪ Where you are is where I am 1629 01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:41,600 ♪ My fellow, isn't it swell to be with me ♪ 1630 01:35:44,560 --> 01:35:50,700 ♪ You were made to stand in the shade ♪ 1631 01:35:50,740 --> 01:35:56,270 ♪ Now you're the notes of my symphony ♪ 1632 01:35:56,310 --> 01:36:00,400 ♪ Our fingers intertwine when I go to paint the picture ♪ 1633 01:36:00,450 --> 01:36:02,580 ♪ We're a vintage wine 1634 01:36:02,620 --> 01:36:05,100 ♪ The hourglass in the sand 1635 01:36:05,150 --> 01:36:07,230 ♪ A blessed gin and tonic 1636 01:36:07,280 --> 01:36:15,770 ♪ Where you are is where I am 1637 01:36:24,430 --> 01:36:28,130 ♪ I'm the top banana in the greenhouse ♪ 1638 01:36:28,170 --> 01:36:31,260 ♪ I'm the cream on the apple pie ♪ 1639 01:36:31,300 --> 01:36:34,700 ♪ It's hard to be humble when you're genius ♪ 1640 01:36:34,740 --> 01:36:38,180 ♪ Eclipses the stars in the sky ♪ 1641 01:36:38,220 --> 01:36:41,620 ♪ I'm light on my feet, the toast of German Street ♪ 1642 01:36:41,660 --> 01:36:45,190 ♪ I'm the prince of Piccadilly, dear, you'll wanna meet ♪ 1643 01:36:45,230 --> 01:36:48,620 ♪ So if you wanna say ahoy 1644 01:36:48,670 --> 01:36:52,850 ♪ Swing by the Savoy 1645 01:36:52,890 --> 01:36:56,110 ♪ I'm the top banana in the greenhouse ♪ 1646 01:36:56,150 --> 01:37:03,290 ♪ I'm a champagne kind of guy 1647 01:37:13,560 --> 01:37:18,390 ♪ This life flies passed 1648 01:37:18,440 --> 01:37:22,050 ♪ No time to wait in the shadows ♪ 1649 01:37:22,090 --> 01:37:26,920 ♪ This love might last 1650 01:37:26,970 --> 01:37:31,280 ♪ For a hit, follow the arrow 1651 01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:35,020 ♪ I feel the change in the weather ♪ 1652 01:37:35,060 --> 01:37:39,500 ♪ Dark clouds are gathering together ♪ 1653 01:37:39,540 --> 01:37:43,200 ♪ You're the sun that puts the shine in my shoes ♪ 1654 01:37:43,240 --> 01:37:46,860 ♪ Takes away my blues 1655 01:37:46,900 --> 01:37:51,210 ♪ So let's sing, do I think 1656 01:37:51,250 --> 01:37:55,170 ♪ Like two birds we belong together ♪ 1657 01:37:55,210 --> 01:37:59,870 ♪ Let's dance, take a chance 1658 01:37:59,910 --> 01:38:03,480 ♪ Make a moment last forever 1659 01:38:03,520 --> 01:38:05,880 ♪ Let's dance 1660 01:38:21,370 --> 01:38:25,020 ♪ I feel a change in the weather ♪ 1661 01:38:25,070 --> 01:38:29,460 ♪ Dark clouds are gathering together ♪ 1662 01:38:29,510 --> 01:38:33,120 ♪ You're the sun that puts the shine in my shoes ♪ 1663 01:38:33,160 --> 01:38:36,600 ♪ And takes away my blues 1664 01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:41,520 ♪ So let's sing, do I think 1665 01:38:41,560 --> 01:38:45,040 ♪ Like two birds we belong together ♪ 1666 01:38:45,090 --> 01:38:50,960 ♪ Let's dance, take a chance 1667 01:38:51,010 --> 01:38:53,620 ♪ Make a moment last forever 1668 01:38:53,660 --> 01:38:59,540 ♪ Let's dance 1669 01:38:59,580 --> 01:39:01,890 ♪ Make a moment last forever 1670 01:39:01,930 --> 01:39:07,760 ♪ Let's dance 1671 01:39:07,810 --> 01:39:12,640 ♪ Make a moment last forever 1672 01:39:12,680 --> 01:39:14,900 ♪ Let's dance