波尔！ Pol!
怎么了 What?
你的电话已经响了好一会儿了！ Your phone has been ringing for a while now!
你看看是谁来的电 Who is it? Look at it.
是布鲁诺！ Bruno!
这是怎么了 你就不能收拾一下你的房间吗 What? You have tidied up the whole house?
别笑 你有这么好的居住环境 Don't laugh! You live better with things in their places.
你也应该这么做 And you should do the same.
爸爸 别碰我的东西 Dad, don't touch my stuffs.
好吧 Okay.
嘿 关于他父亲的事布鲁诺有什么反应？ Hey, how is Bruno after the thing about his father?
他能怎么样？ 才三个星期而已 How is he? It's been only 3 weeks.
你呢？ What about you?
我要走了 爸爸 I'm going, dad.
我不打算上学了 I'm not going to study.
现在 我要去投简历了 Now, I'm going to get the CVs.
找工作很好 但你应该去上大学 The work is fine, but you should go to the university.
你要为此付出怎样的代价呢？ And you're going to pay for it?
扯淡！ 我是说你应该得到奖学金 Bullshit! I'm saying that you should get a scholarship.
我相信你会得到奖学金的 I'm sure that you'll get it.
为什么你最近总是这么乐观？ And why have you been so optimistic lately?
你好吗 混蛋？ How are you, jerk?
混蛋？ Jerk?
-你都不接我电话 -别抱怨了 - You don't answer my calls. - Don't complain, man.
让我看看我能什么不费脑子的工作呢 Let's see if I start to work and let my head rest.
如果我拿到了信用卡 我就会在停车场找份工作 If I get the card, I'll get a job in a parking lot.
好吧 停车场 守卫...... Well, parking cars, guarding...
开个派对 A party.
我不知道我他妈的要怎么过我的生活 I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do with my life yet.
我将参加入学考试并学习历史 我一定会成功的 I'll do the entrance exam and study History. I'll surely get in.
布鲁诺 我不知道你怎么能这么高兴 Bruno, I don't know how you can be so cheerful.
你需要去度假 You need to go on vacations.
我能怎么办？ 整天呆在家里哭？ What should I do? Stay home and cry all day?
我想继续我的生活 I want to move on with my life.
我受够了我奶奶的悲伤 I have enough of my grandmother's grief.
-如果我打电话给你 波尔·卢比奥 就马上给我接电话 -冷静点 小老弟 - And if I call you, Pol Rubio, pick up the phone. - Chill, pal.
我和坦妮娅也经历过同样的事 I went through the same thing with Tania.
我得和她谈谈 I'll have to talk with her.
是她想和你谈谈 It's her who wants to talk with you.
她告诉你了？ She told you?
他妈的！ Fuck!
我们一定会分手的 We'll break up for sure.
当我们三个人在一起时 她注意到了我们彼此有相互吸引 When 3 of us we hooking up, she saw how we were looking for each other.
布鲁诺 这样很好 但我们除了做朋友以外 我们没有其他任何关系 Bruno, it was really hot. but aside from being friends, you and I are nothing.
好吧 Right.
但总总有例外对吧 对吧？ But there has always been something, right?
在我后悔来之前停下来 Stop before I regret coming here.
我靠！ Holy fuck!
嗨 爸爸 Hi, dad.
你好吗 格洛丽亚？ What's up, Gloria?
嗨 你好吗 帅哥？ -我很好 - Hi, how are you, handsome? - I'm great.
你这么担心我的学习以至于和我的老师谈了？ Are you so worried about my study that you talk with my teacher?
别开玩笑了 孩子！ Stop joking, kid!
我们只是像朋友一样聊天 We just talk as friends.
-看看我找到了什么 -坐下 - Look what I found. - Sit down.
等等 孩子 Wait, kid.
-这是你8岁时他们给你的一些作业 -让我看看 - They are some homework they gave you when you were 8 years old. - Let me see.
坐着别动 Sit still.
老师要你把你的周末写下来 The teacher asked you to write about your weekends.
听着 标题是"我的周末"你写道： Listen, the title was "My weekends" and you wrote:
星期五 我离开了学校,一阵风把我吹到了星期一. On Friday. I left school and a gust of wind brought me to Monday.
不是吧？ 我写的？ Seriously? I wrote that?
你只用一句话就把整个周末都抹掉了 In only one sentence, you wiped out the whole weekend.
-我想你不介意我读一下吧？ -不 - I suppose you don't mind me reading it? - No.
当我拿它来吹嘘他的时候他怎么会不高兴呢？ How could it have bothered him when I brought it to brag about him?
你带来给她的？ You brought it for her?
你要带着它去哪 爸爸？ Where are you going with it, dad?
-看在上帝的份上快走把 -好吧 - Leave, for heaven's sake. - Okay.
-你能把他给我吗？ -这是你的 - Can you give me the writing? - It's yours.
再见 阿方索 Well, bye, Alfonso.
天啊 Holy hell.
别在意他 格洛丽亚 Don't mind him, Gloria.
我现在一团糟... I'm in a mess...
你不要抱怨！ 我才是在哪最糟糕地方的人 Don't you complain! I'm at the worst place.
我从来没有担心过未来 I never worried about the future before.
我不需要学习 也不需要工作 但你来了... I never had to either study, or work. But you came...
我让你觉得你很擅长哲学 对吧？ And I gave you the idea that you were good at Philosophy, right?
但这是真的 所以你才想学那个专业 对吧？ But it's true. That's why you want to study that major, right?
当你在这里的时候 是的 但现在 你抛弃了我... When you were here, yes. But now, you has abandoned me...
扯淡！ Bullshit!
但这是真的 梅里 But it's true, Merlí.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
我不知道该做什么 我不知道该做什么 I don't know what to do, I don't know what I have to do,
我不知道该期待什么也不知道该爱谁 I don't know what to expect nor who I should love.
你刚刚描述了全人类的感受 You have just described what all humanity feels.
你不明白吗？ Don't you understand?
我想不出没有你还能读那个专业 I can't think of study that major without you.
你想怎么样 傻瓜？ What did you expect, silly?
私人课程？ Private classes?
你愿意付我多少钱？ How much would you pay me?
你在取笑我吗？ Are you making fun of me?
没有 No.
我只想让你明白你不需要我 I'm just trying to make you understand that you don't need me.
我真的需要你 梅里 I do need you, Merlí.
我真的需要你 I do need you.
我要你告诉我我擅长哲学 I want you to tell me that I'm good at philosophy,
当我犯错的时候责备我或者向我扔书让我思考 and to tell me off when I'm wrong or throw books at me so I would think.
波尔 别再做这个国家的每个人都在做的事情了 Pol, stop doing what everyone in this country is doing, which is lamenting,
开始你没有我的新生活 我来为你加油 and start your new life without me. I'll cheer you on that.
你要去上大学 You'll go to the university
因为我无法想象你还能做什么 because I can't imagine anything else for you.
去认识一些人！ 学生的生活是最美好的！ Get to know people! The student's life is the best!
在恋爱和做爱的时候学习 Learning things while falling in love and fucking.
别告诉我你不能 因为你对康德的"纯粹理性批判"已经失去了理智 Don't tell me you can't because you've lost your mind for "Critique of Pure Reason"by Kant.
记住这是一本很重的书 And remember that it is a weighty tome.
梅里 等等 Merlí, wait.
你呢？ And you?
你好吗？ How are you?
我？ Me?
我很好 波尔·卢比奥 I'm fine, Pol Rubio.
你.... And...?
来世过得怎么样？ How is the afterlife?
你应该问一个比那个更原始的问题 You should ask a more original question than that one.
下辈子会有性生活吗？ Is there sex in the afterlife?
如果我回答你这个问题 生活就没有乐趣了 If I answer you that question, life will have no fun.
去上大学吧 波尔 Go to the university, Pol.
哪里会有上百万个问题 And ask millions of questions.
星期五 我离开学校 On Friday, I left school
一阵风把我吹到了星期一 and a gust of wind brought me to Monday.
[一天下午 我离开学校 一阵风把我吹上了大学 ] [On the paper: One afternoon, I left school, and a gust of wind brought me to university.]
对不起 Sorry.
-你还好吗？ 我很抱歉 -还好 - Are you okay? I'm sorry. - Yes.
你知道111号房在哪里吗？ Do you know where room 111 is?
知道 我也要去那里 Yes, I'm going there.
你也是哲学系的？ You're from Philosophy, too?
是的 Yes.
我叫贝尔 I'm Biel.
波尔 Pol.
我花了很长时间才找到那门课 It took me a long time finding that class.
就在这下面 It's right down there.
安静 Silent.
不好意思 Excuse me.
别出声 Keep silent.
嗯 第一堂课.... Well, the first class...
像往常一样有一个混蛋脸 and assholes' faces as usual.
冷静点 Chill.
任何认识毕达哥拉斯的人都会通过这门课 Anyone who knows Pythagoras will surely pass this class,
我是认真的 毕达哥拉斯是最基本的 I'm serious. Pythagoras is basic.
我见过几次不记得这个定理的学生 And I have seen students who don't remember the theorem a few times.
你们中有人需要复习吗？ Do any of you need reviewing?
好吧 不是我不记得了 Well, it's not that I don't remember it
只是 在我的学校里 我们对灵魂轮回的研究比毕达哥拉斯还要多 Just that, in my school, we studied more about soul transmigration than Pythagoras.
太好了 那么现在是你将灵魂移植到哲学的好时机 Great. Then this is a good time for you to transmigrate your soul to Philosophy.
但这是数学 This is Math.
你傻了吗？ Are you dumb?
您能借我一张纸吗 Do you have a paper?
(｡･∀･)ﾉﾞ嗨 Hello.
如果你觉得这里太挤了 别担心 If you're cramped, don't worry.
再过15天 这里就会有很多空座位了 In 15 days, there will be many empty seats.
我是西尔维亚·蒙托利乌 I'm Silvia Montoliu.
十年前我获得了博士学位 现在我是一名兼职讲师 I had my PhD 10 years ago and now I'm a part-time lecturer.
这是哲学问题课 This is the Philosophical Problems class
我正式欢迎你们来到哲学 and I'm officially welcoming you to Philosophy,
无前途和声名狼藉的前景 the infamous career without future.
不过 别紧张 根据排名 But relax, according to the rankings,
巴塞罗那大学是世界上最好的100所大学之一 The University of Barcelona is in the Top 100 best universities in the world.
遗憾的是 兼职讲师的收入只有500欧元 It's a pity that part-time lecturers only earn 500 euros.
这是公共教育 This is public education.
在来这里之前 你有没有想过哲学是无用的？ Before coming here, have you ever considered that philosophy is useless?
文化史这门课要学好几年 The Culture History class must be studied for years
但是学习计划要我在一个学期里教你们50个世纪的知识 but the study plan wants me to teach you 50 centuries in a semester.
所以 我必须做一个麦当劳风格的文化练习 So, I have to do an exercise of Culture in McDonald style.
你学这个不会很有钱的 You won't be rich studying this
但它会给你一个世界上没钱付得起的工具 But it'll give you a tool that no money in the world can afford,
这是一个思考的机会 来 which is the chance to think, to know
“探索听觉” "sapere aude".
命题演算分析由表达式构成的公式结构 The propositional calculus analyzes the structure of formulation formed by expressions...
如果你认为你不用学数学 那我很抱歉 If you thought that you wouldn't have to study Math, then I'm sorry
对许多人来说 微积分是带字母的数学 To many people, calculus is Math with letters.
我是Xavier Vidal 除了是一名微积分教授之外 我还是学院的院长 I'm Xavier Vidal, and aside from being a calculus professor, I'm also the faculty's dean.
人类在哪个历史时刻获得了自由？ In what moment of history that humanity became free?
有人知道人类什么时候自由了吗？ Anyone knows when humanity was free?
我就告诉你 Then I'll tell you.
在旧石器时代 In the paleolithic era.
我们什么时候不再自由了？ When did we stop being free?
不错的问题 Nice question.
化合物配方的对错完全取决于构成论点的简单配方的对错 The right or wrong of a compound formulation depends exclusively on the right or wrong of the simple formulations that form an argument.
别做那些表情 因为这是你在微积分里学的最简单的东西 Don't make those faces, because this the easiest thing you learn in Calculus.
你手上拿的纸是推荐读物 The paper you're holding is the recommended reading.
去问 去找 去读 Ask, find, read.
当你为考试而学习时 并不是每件事都会记在笔记上 When you study for exams, not everything will be in the notes.
当我们开始依赖工资时,我们就失去了自由. We lost freedom when we began to depend on salary.
就这样！ That's it!
我已经总结了文化史 I've summed up the History of Culture.
所有希腊人都是哲学家 All Greeks are philosophers.
拿破仑是希腊人 Napoleon is Greek,
因此 拿破仑是一位哲学家 thus, Napoleon is a philosopher.
这个论点是对还是错? Is this argument right or wrong?
-对 -错误 - Right. - Wrong.
对 Right.
这就是辩论的论点 It's a correct argument.
感谢大家的参与 对于如今来说没什么对与错的 你们可以走了 Thank you all for joining. There's nothing wrong today. I'll leave you here.
你选错专业了 是吗？ You chose the wrong major, didn't you?
你在说什么？ What are you saying?
我觉得你有点紧张 I think you was a bit uptight.
-不可能 -我也一样 - No way. - I'm the same.
我想学习视听交流 但入学考试的分数太高了 不过哲学有5个专业可以申请 I wanted to study Audiovisual Communication, but the entrance score is super high and there are like 5 applications to Philosophy.
奥蒂 Oti.
波尔 Pol.
嘿 Hey.
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
是的 当然 Yes, of course.
上课很棒 对吧？ The classes are awesome, right?
老师们解释得很好 The teachers explain really well.
我喜欢呆在巴塞罗那 I like being in Barcelona.
我是从蒙森尼来的 I'm from Montseny.
好吧 我得走了 伦理课见 Well, I have to go. See you in Ethics.
再见 Bye.
她不用等到圣诞节就会被抢走的 She won't make it to Christmas.
嘿 Hey,
关于你借的那些人 About the papers,
如果你愿意 我可以借给你 然后你给我买一包50张纸 If you want, I can lend you, then you can buy me a package of 50 sheets.
怎样 What?
好吧 Okay.
你知道吗？ You know what?
离伦理课还有半个小时 我带你参观一下教职员工 Since we have half an hour until Ethics, I'll give you a tour through the faculty.
好吗？ Okay?
烦 Shit.
嗯 通常的东西：走廊 Well, the usual stuffs: corridors,
回廊 池塘..... 太美了 cloister, the pond... It's beautiful.
你姓什么？ 波尔什么？ What's your last name? Pol what?
卢比奥 Rubio.
我 罗卡 Me, Roca.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
我父亲在这里工作 在管理学院 My father works here, in the Management school.
所以 我对这个地方略知一二 So, I know a little about this place.
除了教室的数量 Except for the classrooms' numbers.
你父母是做什么的？ And what do your parents do?
我父亲不工作 我母亲死了 My father doesn't work and my mother is dead.
该死 我并不知情 Shit, I didn't know.
你当然不知道了 我们3小时前才认识 Of course, you didn't. We just met 3 hour ago.
我通常是不会问陌生人的私生活的 I don't tell strangers about my life.
贝尔 没事的 Biel, it's fine.
人都会死的 People die.
你不是哲学系的吗？ Aren't you in Philosophy?
是我的戒指 It's my ring.
他从我手指上滑了出去 I was waving and it slipped.
我叫密涅瓦 My name is Minerva.
比尔 Biel.
波尔 Pol.
你学什么的？ What do you study?
我是阿根廷人 I'm Argentine.
哲学 Philosophy.
当然 每个人都希望我们安定下来 Of course. Everyone expects us to settle the world.
我们也是哲学系的 一年级的 We're from Philosophy, too. First year.
太棒了 Amazing.
我错过了第一节课 I missed the first classes.
-你能把笔记借给我吗？ -当然 - Can you lend me the notes? - Of course.
我在酒吧工作 老板为了找我麻烦改了时间 I work at a bar and my boss changed the hour to mess with me.
我也有工作我能理解的 I know how the working life is.
现在 我们要上伦理学课 Now, we're going to have the Ethics class.
好的 下课见 Yeah, see you in class.
我将和那位先生讨论我的奖学金问题 I'll discuss my scholarship with that gentleman.
哦 对不起 Oh, sorry.
走吧 Go.
抱歉 你不能坐在这里 Sorry, you can't sit here.
我不能？ I can't?
为什么？ Why?
上学期坐在这里的那个人死了 The guy that sat here last semester died.
太可悲了 我们保住了座位以示敬意 So sad. We saved the seat to show respect.
别这样 伙计 Come on, man.
某个脆弱的学生告诉我的 The failing students told me that.
好吧 Okay.
别坐这儿 Sit here.
怎么了 伙计们？ What's up, guys?
谢谢你 Thank you.
我喜欢这地板的声音 I love the sound of the floor.
两个唐氏综合症患者走在街上 一个问另一个 Two people with Down syndrome are walking on the street and one asks the other:
"2加3是多少？" 另一个说："4." "What is 2 plus 3?" and the other says: "4."
第一个说："你的愚蠢将被剥夺 " And the first one says: "Your ass will be deprive."
15年前我讲了这个笑话 他们很多人都笑了 I told this joke 15 years ago and they laughed so much more.
25年前 他们笑了 并让我再讲一遍 25 years ago, they laughed and asked me to retell it.
发生了什么事？ What has happened?
伦理已经改变了 The morality has changed.
现在我们有更多的信息 Nowadays, we have much more information.
在80年代 我们对唐氏综合症患者一无所知 In the 80s, we were ignorant about people with Down syndrome
我们认为称他们为“变态”或“白痴”是正常的 and we thought it was normal to call them "abnormal" or "morons".
问题是： The question is:
既然伦理已经改变了 Now that the morality has changed,
我们能拿这些话题开玩笑吗？ can we make joke about those topics?
幽默应该有什么限度？ What limit should humor have?
我认为言论自由应该被考虑在内 I think the freedom of speech should be taken into account.
很好 Good.
言论自由应该有什么限制？ And what limit should the freedom of speech have?
我想我们应该可以拿每个人开玩笑 I think we should be able to make joke about everyone.
好吧 Okay.
一个幽默作家他家里的孩子患有唐氏综合症 那么他会拿唐氏综合症来开玩笑吗 Are there humorists whose children have Down syndrome that make joke about Down people?
不会 No.
我们希望我们的生活是快乐的和平的 We live our lives wanting to be happy and in peace,
当我们要做的唯一一件事就是不让任何人拿笑话来耍我们 when the only thing we should do to not have anyone fuck with us with jokes
我们应该是天生的男性 白人 有钱人和异性恋者 is to be born male, white, rich and straight.
我想你们介绍我的朋友阿卜杜勒 You want me to introduce you to my friend Abdul?
阿卜杜勒！ Abdul!
你现在可以进来了 You can come in now.
让你们看看 Here you are.
一帮随波逐流的人 A gang of beaten conformists.
来学习哲学享乐主义者 Hedonist with comfort that come to study philosophy.
阿卜杜勒 Abdul,
告诉他们 tell them.
你什么时候来西班牙的 When did you come to Spain?
我两年前来到这里 I came here 2 years ago.
我的国家太可怕了 My country was horrible.
这里 我工作条件很好 Here, I have good work condition.
在这里 整天拿着扫帚 Here, all day with the broom.
你的工作还好吧？ Is the work okay?
很好 Yes.
你弄得一团糟 我来打扫 You make messes, I clean.
很好 谢谢 Great, thank you.
不客气 玛丽亚 You're welcome, Maria.
好吧 Well,
你看到了 有些人比你更坏 You saw it. There're people who are worse than you.
阿卜杜勒生活在一个白人和富人的大陆上 Abdul lived in a continent that is white and rich,
但他只是个可怜的黑鬼 but he's only a poor black person.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
我们才刚刚开始 We started really well.
你们要走了吗 好吧 等等 You're leaving. Okay, but wait.
不 等一下 No, just wait.
听听这个 Listen to this.
我从报纸上摘抄的 I took this from a newspaper.
政界高层人士之间的对话 Conversations between those high-ups in Politics.
"我们摧毁了加泰罗尼亚的卫生系统 " "We have destroyed Catalan health system."
还有更多 There's more.
一位主教说： A bishop said:
"同性恋会下地狱的 " "The homosexuals will go to hell."
教皇： And the Pope:
"堕胎就像雇佣杀手解决问题一样 " "An abortion is like hiring a hitman to solve a problem."
你看了这个 You read this
你要保持冷静 and you stay calm.
与此同时 我称阿卜杜勒为"黑鬼" 遭到了嘘声 Meanwhile, I called Abdul "black" and got booed and hissed.
看他们把你教育的多好 How good they have turned you.
再见 Bye.
留下来的人 我叫玛丽亚·波拉尼奥 The ones that stayed, My name is Maria Bolaño.
欢迎来到伦理学班 Welcome to the Ethics class.
波拉尼奥是最好的 Bolaño is the best.
她所说的言论自由是至理名言 What she said about freedom of speech was superlative.
-赞同 -"至理名言" 我喜欢 - Totally. - "Superlative", I love it.
你说话像个阿根廷人 You talk like the Argentine.
你在这里多久了 密涅瓦？ How long have you been here, Minerva?
2年了 2 years.
我在哥特式建筑里有个房间 I have a room in a Gothic building.
开销要400欧元 400 euros with expenses.
-价钱还不错 -真的很好 - Not bad a price. - Really great.
你想什么时候来都行 You can come whenever you like.
我的手机坏了 The phone doesn't work.
到奥古斯都神庙来 喊我的名字 就会有人为你开门 Come to the Temple of Augustus, yell my name and someone will open for you.
你住在奥古斯都神庙？ You live in the Temple of Augustus?
大厅俯瞰着柱子 The hall overlooks the columns.
我们给你发个Whatapps信息会更好 对吧？ We sending you a Whatapps message would be better, right?
不 我更喜欢每个人都喊"密涅瓦！"的那不勒斯风格 No, I prefer the Neapolitan style that everyone yells: "Minerva!"
从下面？ From beneath?
所以 你想要什么？ So, what do you want?
加牛奶的咖啡？ Coffee with milk?
我也是 Me, too.
我们在吃彩虹旗 We're eating the gay flag.
蛋糕很好吃. The cake is good.
从委内瑞拉到全世界 From Venezuela to the world.
他们说我们这帮新生很精致 They say that we're the new kids but prettier.
你为什么第一天就带蛋糕来？ Why do you bring a cake on the first day?
昨天 有人告诉我 "你在这个专业的第一个朋友 给他们一个彩虹蛋糕 " Yesterday, someone told me, "The first friend you have in this major, give them a rainbow cake."
你已经有工作了 You already have a job.
你为什么这么晚才学习历史 Why do you study History this late?
你年纪很大了 对吧？ You're older, right?
你叫我白发苍苍的胖子？ You calling me a gray-haired fatso?
不 但你比我们大 对吧？ 你多大了？ No, but you're older than us, right? How old are you?
你觉得我有多大了？ How old do you think?
Thirty.... 30....
28？ 28?
答对了！ Bingo!
嘿 波尔 Hey, Pol.
让我们讨论一下我们在大学的第一天吧 Let's meet and talk about our first day in the university.
在历史课上 见过了一些很棒的人 In History, I've met awesome people.
好吧 Well,
我们可以去海滩游泳 we could go to the beach and swim.
亲亲 Kiss.
嘿！ Hey!
波尔是谁？ Who is Pol?
一位朋友 A friend.
很好 Great.
我们可以去海滩游泳 we could go to the beach and swim.
亲亲 Kiss.
神奇 Amazing!
前几天 我让一只猫消失了 The other day, I made a cat disappear.
回头见 See you later.
再见 Bye.
我喝完啤酒就走 I'll finish the beer and leave.
抱歉 你不能坐在这里 它是留给一个刚刚去世的老师的 Sorry, you can't sit here. It was saved for a teacher that has just passed away.
天啊 你疯了吗 Jesus! You was mad.
不 我只是不明白你的幽默感 对我来说太先进了 No, I just don't understand your sense of humor. It was so advanced for me.
你看起来很聪明 You seem smart.
两个加泰罗尼亚人打架 不可思议 2 Catalan guys fighting. Inconceivable.
别咬人 Don't bite.
我们该给猫取个名字吗？ Should we name the cat?
是的 Yes.
萨特 Sartre.
有点自大 你不觉得吗？ A bit pompous, don't you think?
那又怎样？ So what?
我喜欢"萨特" I like "Sartre".
萨特 Sartre.
再见 Bye.
再见 Bye
波尔 奥蒂 密涅瓦 比尔 Pol, Oti, Minerva, Biel.
那家伙叫什么名字？ What's that guy's name?
雷 Rai.
我们应该组成一个学习小组吗？ Should we make a study group?
什么？ What?
-你们想吗？ -我 当然 - You guys want to? - Me, yes.
太酷了 Cool.
该死 Shit.
怎么了？ What's wrong?
他把我的钱包拿走了 That guy took my wallet!
天了噜 Jesus!
哦 太好了 Oh, great.
我喜欢你这么泼妇的样子 I love it when you're being bitchy.
你在等客人吗？ You expecting guest?
暂时还没有 Not yet.
去看看是谁 Go see who it is.
亨利 Henry,
我不想在画画的时候被打扰 I don't want to be disturbed while painting.
滚 Leave.
谁 Hello?
嗨 Hi.
雷住在这里吗 Does Rai live here?
没错 你是谁 Yes. Who's asking?
我是波尔 他的同学 I'm Pol, his classmate.
快进来 Come in.
在这儿等着 Wait here.
雷！ Rai!
亨利 是谁？ Henry, who is it?
波尔 Pol,
雷的朋友 Rai's friend.
我竟然不知道 I don't recall.
我们是在上哲学课上的认识的 I'm a friend from Philosophy.
哲学？ Philosophy?
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
雷 哲学？ Rai, philosophy?
他妈的 是的 Fuck, yes.
你在这干嘛 You what?
你拿错了钱包 You took my wallet by mistake.
天惹 Jesus!
快来 Come.
别碰栏杆 Don't touch the rail.
别害怕 Don't be scared.
没有 No.
这宅邸真他妈的大 Fuck. What a mansion!
你不像你的父母 You are not like your parents.
当然不像我爸爸 因为他已经死了 Surely not like my dad, because he is dead.
想游泳吗？ Want to swim?
不 No.
我不是来找乐子的 另外 我还要去工作 I didn't come here to have fun. Beside, I have a job.
好吧 Okay.
再见 Bye.
请跟着我 Please, follow me.
快过来 Come here.
密涅瓦！ Minerva!
奥提！ Oti!
多好啊！ How nice!
等我一下 Wait, okay?
绕着大楼转一圈 然后进入41号 Make a turn around the building and enter number 41.
-嗨！ -太令人惊讶了！ - Hi! - How surprising!
嗨 Hi.
我想看看你的罗马神庙 I wanted to see your Roman temple.
快进来 Come in.
太酷了！ So cool!
不用谢 You're welcome.
-你喜欢吗？ -是的 - You like it? - Yes.
有时候 我会在窗边看书 总是经不住想要看看这柱子 Sometimes, I read near the window and stand up to see over the columns.
太酷了！ So cool!
这是艾米 她是美国人 It's Amy, she's American.
这周轮到她打扫了 It's her turn to clean this week.
你好 Hello.
嗨 Hi.
艾米·奥康纳 Amy O'Connor.
我叫欧提 My name is Oti.
你从哪里来？ Where are you from?
俄勒冈尤金来的 From Eugene, Oregon.
加利福尼亚 Above California.
嗯 哪里有很多鸡肉 拉拉 而且很美 Well, there are many chickens, lesbians. It is beautiful.
太酷了！ 我想去那里 So cool! I want to go there.
太酷了！ Cool!
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
是的 Yeah.
好吧 我懂 Okay, I see you.
好吧 Okay.
太友好了 So friendly.
是的 但她投了特朗普的票 Yes, but she voted for Trump.
太酷了！ So cool!
总是伴随着来自美国的压力 Always with the pressure from America.
埃蒂安·奥蒂 Ettiene Oti.
奥蒂 Oti.
嗨 Hi.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
你好 Bonjour.
欢迎 Bienvenue.
走吧 Go.
我喜欢你的公寓 I like your apartment.
文化太多元性了 It's so multicultural.
这是我的房间 And this is my room.
哇！ Wow!
我以前和一个日本人住在一起 I used to live with a Japanese.
但有天晚上 她离开了因为她再也受不了艾米了 But one night, she left because she couldn't stand Amy any longer.
我只认识加泰罗尼亚人 I only know Catalan people.
我来自一个村庄 Sant Esteve de Palautordera I'm from a village, Sant Esteve de Palautordera.
我们干杯吧 Let's toast.
为了大学 For the university.
好吧 Okay.
对波尔来说呢？ And for Pol?
你喜欢他？ You like him?
是的 Yes.
我更喜欢那个疯子 I like the crazy one better.
贝尔？ Biel?
不 是雷 No. Rai.
是啊 他也很帅 Yeah, he's handsome, too.
最重要的是我们是一个团体 The most important thing is that we're a group.
是的 加油 Yes, cheer.
加油 Cheer.
不行 No.
我不太喜欢它们 太多黄油了 I don't like them very much. Too much butter.
不 它是我吃过的最好的纸杯蛋糕了 No. They are the best cupcakes I've ever tried.
别担心 黄油有点 Don't worry. The butter gives it a bit...
不 太可怕了 No, it's horrible...
以斯帖 她不喜欢你做的任何事 Esther, she doesn't like anything you do.
扎斯卡！ Zasca!
别理她 这些很好吃 Don't mind her. They are great.
不 真的.. No, really...
我很感激你们能陪我 I appreciate that you keep me company.
是的 Yeah.
布劳里奥死后 你一直在孤单中度过的 对吧？ Since Braulio died, you haven't been lonely, right?
在这里6个月了 6 months here.
太突然了 It was so sudden.
似乎不可能 但不可能 只是心脏病发作然后就走了 It seemed impossible, but no, just a heart attack and then gone.
再见了 生命 Goodbye life.
-当我认为可能是我丈夫的时候.....-你会很高兴的 - When I think that it could have been my husband... - You would have rejoiced.
不 我们没那么坏 No, we're not that bad.
别这么邪恶 Don't be so evil.
真的 你帮了我很多 Really, you've helped me a lot.
你得回到网球俱乐部来 You have to come back to the tennis club.
我们会玩双打 We would play double.
嗨 Hi.
雷 要来一杯吗？ Rai, want one?
我做的 I made them.
不用了 谢谢 No, thanks.
雷 Rai.
你会洗衣服吗 You can do laundry?
亨利不在这里？ Henry isn't here?
他把衣服留在那里了 He left the clothes down there.
你知道雷做了什么吗？ Do you know what Rai did?
他突然离开了商业管理部门 我喜欢这样 He left Business Management out of the blue. I love that.
什么？ 休息一年？ What? Off for a year?
不 No.
很有意思 Really interesting.
别告诉我你要去传教 Don't tell me you're going on missionary.
就像这样 It's like this.
他开始学习哲学 He started studying philosophy.
什么？ What?
你会错过ESADE（私立机构）的课程 You'll miss the courses from ESADE (a private institution)
那个环境对我来说太豪华了 That environment was too posh for me.
最后 雷找到了一个抛弃他的存在主义的地方 In the end, Raid has found a place to throw up his existentialism.
"我与众不同 我以巴塞罗那为中心去研究人类"的整个过程 对吧 儿子？ The whole act of "I'm different from others and I go the the center of Barcelona to study human being." Right, son?
别这么强硬 维琪 Don't be so tough, Vicky.
别惹我 苏珊娜 Don't mess with me, Susana.
我告诉你 黄油太多了 我要去厕所了 I'm telling you, too much butter. I'm going to the toilet.
我真的得回俱乐部了 I really have to come back to the club.
是的 Yes.
你不知道当你告诉我你一想到我就手淫的时候我有多高兴 You don't know how glad I was when you told me you jerked off while thinking of me.
如果我们继续这样下去 我妈妈会进来的 If we go on like this, my mother will walk in.
打扰一下 Excuse me?
什么事？ Yes?
我的停车位太小了 你能帮我进入车位吗 My place is too small to park. Can you show me?
没问题 No problem.
好吧 小心这个柱子 Okay, watch out for the pole.
很好 朝我来 Okay. Drive towards me.
小心点 Be careful.
好了 停下 Okay, stop.
看起来一点都不小 It wasn't too small.
我花了5个小时开车 I spent 5 hours driving.
有没有安静的地方 Is there any quiet place
为了放松？ to relax?
放松 Relax?
酒吧吗 A bar?
一个性感的男人 一个性感的女孩是数以百万计的公司用来销售他们的产品的吸引力 A hot guy, a hot girl are the attraction that millions of companies use to sell their products.
歧视丑陋的人赚钱是合乎伦理的吗? Is it ethical to discriminate the ugly to earn money?
用外表来推销是不好的 It's not nice to use physical look to sell.
为什么不呢？ Why not?
如果这推动了销售... If that pushes the sale...
但你应该关心你卖的产品 对吧？ But you should care about the product that you sell, right?
没人在乎这个 一个商人只关心如何销售 No one cares about that. A businessman only cares about how to sell.
他们给你看一辆有帅哥驾驶的车他们卖的更多 They show you a car with a hot guy at the wheel and they sell more.
你会鼓励和一个丑女孩一起做洗发水的广告吗？ Who would be encouraged to advertise shampoo with an ugly girl?
好吧 Okay.
当你开公司的时候 你会和一个漂亮的人一起做广告 对吧？ When you set up a company, you'd advertise it with a beautiful person, right?
我想谋生. I want to earn a living.
所以 如果有一天 你需要做心脏手术呢？ So, what if someday, you need a heart surgery?
你介意医生长得丑吗？ Would you care if the doctor is ugly?
当然不介意 Of course not.
医院根据医生和护士的长相来选择医生和护士是否合乎伦理？ Would it be ethical for a hospital to choose its doctors and nurses based on their look?
不伦理 No.
他们应该考虑自己的工作能力 They should consider their ability to do their job.
选择漂亮的人而不是丑陋的人是不公平的 It's not fair to choose a pretty person over an ugly one.
很好 Good.
公平的概念终于出现了 The concept of fairness has finally appeared.
公平意味着平等对待每个人 Fairness means treating everyone equally.
我可以做个模特 我穿牛仔裤很好看 I could be a model. Jeans look good on me.
这是反对的笑声还是愚蠢的笑声？ Is that a dissenting laughter or a silly one?
-我不知道 结果就是这样 -你觉得嘲笑我做牛仔裤广告公平吗？ - I don't know, it just turned out like that. - Do you think it's fair to laugh at me advertising jeans?
-抱歉 我没有嘲笑你 -每个人都可以做梦 - Sorry, I didn't laugh at that. - Everyone can dream.
例如 我梦想成为这所大学的系主任 I, for example, dream of become a head of department in this university.
或许 你也做了那个梦 但我可能会去卖裤子 Maybe, you have that dream, too. But I might end up selling pants.
哇！ Wow!
世界上丑陋的人有很多 The ugly in the world. We are many more.
为什么我们不开始一场丑陋的革命呢？ Why don't we start a revolution of the ugly?
好吧 安静 Okay, silent.
安静 Silent.
苏格拉底长得很丑 Socrates was very ugly
在古希腊 美丽是被重视的 and in ancient Greece, beauty was valued.
下周 你要告诉我你对美丽概念的看法 Next week, you'll hand me your thoughts on the concept of beauty,
标题为... titled...
"苏格拉底怎么能在年轻人中如此成功？" "How could Socrates be so successful among the youngsters?"
87. 87.
83 83.
轮到你付钱了 姑娘 It's your turn to pay, girl.
当我是你的学生时 班里有更多的人 When I was your student, there were more people in the class.
那是15年前的事了 It was 15 years ago.
我那时很漂亮 他们来看我的 I was pretty then and they came to see me.
现在 他们只是来听我说的 Now, they only come to listen to me.
一定有个英俊的学生让你紧张 There must be a handsome student that makes you nervous.
我受不了漂亮的人 I can't stand pretty people.
他们带着一个有"一切"的手镯来到这个世界 They came into the world with a bracelet that has "everything".
我只喝了一杯 但他们生活在一个永恒的“快乐时刻” 就像你一样 I only have a drink, but they live in an eternal "happy hour", like you.
当你愤世嫉俗的时候 你很有趣但无法忍受 When you are cynical, you're fun but unbearable.
我只是把我工作上的成功升华为缺陷 I just sublimate that flaw with my success at work.
学生们看着我想："波拉尼奥多好啊！" The students look at me and think: "How nice Bolaño is!"
我想让他们想想："波拉尼奥有多性感 " And I would like them to think: "How hot Bolaño is."
劳拉 Laura.
听着 是我干的！ Look, I did it!
从包里再拿一个 Take another one from the bag.
-妈的 -嘿 - Fuck. - Hey.
别在这些可敬的校长面前骂人 Don't swear in front of these honorable principals.
他们不是都死了吗？ Are they all dead?
当然 你没看到他们的脸吗？ Of course. Don't you see their faces?
他们有一天会给你画像吗？ Will they paint you a portrait someday?
我很乐意 但我想我不会是这所大学的第一位女校长 I'd love it, but I think I won't be the first female principal of this university.
好吧 Well,
你可以走在这红地毯上 you can walk on the red carpet.
噢 是的 Oh, yes.
它是为了我才放在这里的 It was put here for me.
嘿 我已经转了好几天了 Hey, I've been going around for a few days.
你知道公寓很贵 对吧？ You know that apartments are expensive, right?
是的 Yeah.
不过 Nothing,
我在考虑搬去格洛丽亚家 we're considering moving to Gloria's house.
什么？ What?
我们一直在谈... We've been talking and...
如果我们在一起这么好 为什么要分开住？ 一派胡言 If we're so good together, why living separately? It's nonsense.
你们才交往了4个月 You've only been seeing each other for 4 months.
所以呢？ 我们很开心 我们很好 So? We're happy, we're good.
一年前 如果有人告诉我 我不会相信的 A year ago, if someone told me this, I wouldn't believe it.
我喜欢你有女朋友 但你不是25岁 I love that you have a girlfriend, but you're not 25.
奥斯卡和奥克萨娜住在一起很好 但你. Oscar living with Oksana is fine,but you...
我是在请求像你这样的失败者允许我过自己的生活吗？ 是的 我是个混蛋 Am I asking permission for how to live my life from a loser like you? Yes, I'm an asshole.
我搞砸了你和坦妮娅的关系吗？ Did I mess with your relationship with Tania?
不 你没有 No, you didn't.
好吧 别说了 Then, stop it.
我们要和格洛丽亚一起生活 We're going to live with Gloria.
-一段时间 -好吧 - Period. - Okay.
你就待在这里 Then you stay here.
愚蠢！ Silly!
你没告诉我你的哲学怪念头 You didn't tell me about your philosophy whim.
理解这所房子的虚伪是没有用的 It's useless understanding the imposture of this house.
冒名顶替 Imposture.
你快毕业了怎么能换专业？ How could you change major when you almost finished?
你只是想找另一个出路吗 Another outlet of yours.
你这么做是因为你知道你父亲不会喜欢 And you did it because you knew your father wouldn't like it.
我不记得那个人了 I have no memory of that man.
你这么做不会有用的 It wouldn't work.
他本可以做得更好 He could have done better,
但你有没有想过自己是不是个好儿子？ but have you ever wondered if you were a good son?
我操 Holy fuck.
他妈的 这个家没有解药 Fuck, this family has no cure.
但是 雷 你知道你无法忍受吗？ But, Rai, do you realize that you're unbearable?
我花了一生忍受你的怪癖 I've spent my life enduring your eccentricity,
学校的电话抱怨你的态度 你的愚蠢 the calls from school complaining about your attitude, your stupidity.
你抱怨你的家庭 You complain about your family,
但是当你18岁拿到信用卡的时候你很高兴 but when you got a credit card at 18, you were delighted.
是的 Yes.
别再批评你父亲了 看看你自己的缺点吧 Stop criticizing your father and look at your own flaws.
离死人远点！ Leave the dead alone!
我爸没有给我留下任何好处 I'm not giving any merit to dad!
什么都没有 None.
好吧 就一个 Well, just one.
他死了 He died.
你没受过教育吗 You're uneducated!
别大喊大叫的 Yell, yell!
他一进来 大家都不说话了 -你需要一个精神病医生 - When he entered, everyone stopped talking. - You need a psychiatrist.
你在用泳池滤网威胁你儿子 You're threatening your son with a pool sieve.
天啊 Jesus Christ!
现在你有借口去发廊了 Now you have an excuse to go to the hair salon.
你这个被宠坏的小屁孩！ You spoiled brat!
你为什么不和他们一起下水淹死呢？ Why don't you go in the water and drown with them?
你吃得比我女儿好 混蛋！ You eat better than my daughters, jerk!
该死的狗 Fucking dog!
一切都好吗 老大？ Everything fine, boss?
格洛丽亚喜欢我 Gloria likes me.
但如果他们分手了 我们会流落街头吗？ But if they break up, will we end up in the street?
想去我家吗？ Want to come to my house?
我奶奶让我恶心 My grandma makes me sick.
我知道她很伤心 但是很累 I understand that she's sad, but it was tiring.
你的工作怎么样？ How is your job?
我在停车场和一个客户勾搭上了 I hooked up with a client in the parking lot.
是吗？ Really?
他妈的！ Fuck!
现在我明白你为什么不及时回复我的短信了 Now I understand why you're so slow at answering my texts.
它多大了？ How old was that one?
30岁或以上.. Thirty or older...
较老.. Older...
老板会来看你并说再见的 The boss will come to see you and say goodbye.
是老板吗？ 我都不认识他 The boss? I don't even know him.
我不能拒绝 她太性感了 I couldn't say no. She was so hot.
想来点吗？ Want some?
不 No.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
只是个仪式 It's a ritual.
庆祝我们进入大学的世界 Celebrating our entrance to the world of university.
波尔 Pol.
你知道发生在你身上的事是有名字的 对吧？ You know what's happening to you has a name, right?
什么？ What?
同时勾搭女孩和男孩 Hooking up with girls and guys.
布鲁诺 Bruno.
双性恋 Bisexuality.
我是以朋友的身份来的 I just came here as a friend.
好吧 Okay.
但是 如果哲学意味着问问题 but, if philosophy means asking questions,
那你为什么不问问自己呢？ then why don't you start asking yourself?
我已经告诉过你了我不喜欢被人贴标签 I've already told you, I don't like labels.
好吧 Okay.
但你知道我们是命中注定的 But you know that you and I are destined.
你觉得好笑吗？ You think it's funny?
忘了命运吧 布鲁诺 Forget about destiny, Bruno.
我们在上大学 We're in university,
你 历史 我 哲学 You, history, me, philosophy.
我想学习新东西 认识更多的人 I want to learn new things, get to know people,
我只想通过考试 拿到该死的奖学金 pass exam, get a fucking scholarship,
最后成为梅利那样的人 and end up being a Merlí.
我很清楚这一点 I know that well.
我想成为那个在我们生活中留下印记的人 I want to be like the one who left a mark on us in life.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
我不想游泳 I don't want to swim.
你现在在海滩上 You're at the beach now.
没门 No.
快点！ Come on!
快来 Come.
你看起来那么性感 混蛋！ You look so good, jerk!
我一定要亲到你然后上了你 I'll kiss you and fuck you.
我一定会抓住你的 波尔·卢比奥 I'm catching you, Pol Rubio.
不管是男人 even it's a guy
或者是女人 or a girl
但你要知道 最后 but you know that, in the end,
条条大路都会通向布鲁诺·伯杰伦的 every path leads to Bruno Bergeron.