1 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,883 - Hi Honey. - Hi mom. 2 00:00:52,286 --> 00:00:54,888 You feeling any better? 3 00:00:54,888 --> 00:00:57,157 A little bit. 4 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:58,592 Guess what. 5 00:00:58,592 --> 00:00:59,960 What? 6 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:01,595 Grandfather's here. 7 00:01:01,595 --> 00:01:04,965 Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick? 8 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:08,969 You're sick, that's why he's here. 9 00:01:08,969 --> 00:01:11,972 He'll pinch my cheek. I hate that. 10 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,774 Maybe he won't. 11 00:01:14,474 --> 00:01:17,678 Hey! How's the sickie? Heh? 12 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:23,984 I think I'll leave you two pals alone. 13 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:26,687 - I brought you a special present. - What is it? 14 00:01:26,687 --> 00:01:28,989 Open it up. 15 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:34,962 A book? 16 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:38,765 That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. 17 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,635 And this is a special book. 18 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:44,938 It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, 19 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,641 and I used to read it to your father. 20 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:50,344 And today, I'm gonna read it to you. 21 00:01:50,344 --> 00:01:51,945 Has it got any sports in it? 22 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:57,451 Are you kidding? Fencing. Fighting. Torture. Revenge. 23 00:01:57,451 --> 00:02:00,954 Giants. Monsters. Chases. Escapes. 24 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,657 True love. Miracles. 25 00:02:03,657 --> 00:02:07,461 It doesn't sound too bad. I'll try and stay awake. 26 00:02:07,461 --> 00:02:11,231 Oh. Well, thank you very much. Very nice of you. 27 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:16,603 Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. All right. 28 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:22,342 "The Princess Bride", by S. Morgenstern. 29 00:02:22,409 --> 00:02:25,412 Chapter One. 30 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:29,917 Buttercup was raised on a small farm in the country of Florin. 31 00:02:29,917 --> 00:02:32,920 Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse 32 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:35,722 and tormenting the farm boy that worked there. 33 00:02:35,722 --> 00:02:40,127 His name was Westley, but she never called him that. 34 00:02:40,127 --> 00:02:42,629 Isn't that a wonderful beginning? 35 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:45,499 Yeah. It's really good. 36 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:50,437 Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around. 37 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:53,507 Farm boy. Polish my horse's saddle. 38 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:56,577 I want to see my face shining in it by morning. 39 00:02:56,577 --> 00:03:00,013 As you wish. 40 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:05,719 "As you wish" was all he ever said to her. 41 00:03:07,087 --> 00:03:11,692 Farm Boy. Fill these with water... 42 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,894 please. 43 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:18,398 As you wish. 44 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,470 That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying, "As you wish," 45 00:03:23,470 --> 00:03:28,976 what he meant was, "I love you." 46 00:03:28,976 --> 00:03:35,782 And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back. 47 00:03:35,782 --> 00:03:37,684 Farm Boy, 48 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:45,692 fetch me that pitcher. 49 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:03,177 As you wish. 50 00:04:11,652 --> 00:04:14,955 Hold it, hold it. 51 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:19,259 What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports? 52 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,361 Is this a kissing book? 53 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:22,763 Wait, just wait. 54 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:25,165 When it gets good? 55 00:04:25,165 --> 00:04:28,335 Keep your shirt on. Let me read. 56 00:04:28,335 --> 00:04:30,671 Westley had no money for marriage. 57 00:04:30,671 --> 00:04:33,173 So he packed his few belongings and left the farm 58 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:35,475 to seek his fortune across the sea. 59 00:04:35,475 --> 00:04:38,145 It was a very emotional time for Buttercup. 60 00:04:38,145 --> 00:04:41,148 I don't believe this. 61 00:04:41,548 --> 00:04:44,852 I fear I'll never see you again. 62 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:47,254 Of course you will. 63 00:04:47,254 --> 00:04:52,226 But what if something happens to you? 64 00:04:52,226 --> 00:04:55,863 Hear this now: 65 00:04:55,863 --> 00:04:59,366 I will always come for you. 66 00:04:59,366 --> 00:05:02,002 But how can you be sure? 67 00:05:02,002 --> 00:05:05,639 This is true love. 68 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:10,811 You think this happens every day? 69 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,523 Westley didn't reach his destination. 70 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:25,826 His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts, 71 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:28,095 who never left captives alive. 72 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:30,531 When Buttercup got the news that Westley was murdered... 73 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:32,833 Murdered by pirates is good. 74 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:35,602 ...she went into her room and shut the door. 75 00:05:35,602 --> 00:05:39,039 And for days, she neither slept nor ate. 76 00:05:39,039 --> 00:05:42,209 I will never love again. 77 00:05:46,914 --> 00:05:47,915 Five years later, 78 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:51,418 the main square of Florin City was filled as never before 79 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:55,989 to hear the announcement of the great prince Humperdinck's bride-to-be. 80 00:06:05,299 --> 00:06:07,367 My people! 81 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:13,307 A month from now, our country will have its 500th anniversary. 82 00:06:13,307 --> 00:06:21,181 On that sundown, I shall marry a lady who was once a commoner like yourselves, 83 00:06:21,181 --> 00:06:27,187 but perhaps you will not find her common now. 84 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:30,958 - Would you like to meet her? - Yes! 85 00:06:30,958 --> 00:06:35,896 My people, the princess Buttercup! 86 00:06:57,651 --> 00:07:00,988 Buttercup's emptiness consumed her. 87 00:07:00,988 --> 00:07:05,158 Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck the right to choose his bride, 88 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:07,928 she did not love him. 89 00:07:12,366 --> 00:07:16,436 Despite Humperdinck's reassurance that she would grow to love him, 90 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:20,240 the only joy she found was in her daily ride. 91 00:07:32,819 --> 00:07:35,322 A word, my lady? 92 00:07:35,322 --> 00:07:39,459 We are but poor, lost circus performers. 93 00:07:39,459 --> 00:07:41,962 Is there a village nearby? 94 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:45,832 There is nothing nearby. Not for miles. 95 00:07:45,832 --> 00:07:48,635 Then there will be no one to hear you scream. 96 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:57,144 What is that you're ripping? 97 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:00,547 It's fabric from the uniform of an Army officer of Guilder. 98 00:08:00,547 --> 00:08:02,349 Who's Guilder? 99 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:07,521 The country across the sea. The sworn enemy of Florin. Go! 100 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:11,425 Once the horse reaches the castle, the fabric will make the prince suspect 101 00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:13,727 the Guilderians have abducted his love. 102 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:16,496 When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier, 103 00:08:16,496 --> 00:08:18,999 his suspicions will be totally confirmed. 104 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,935 You never said anything about killing anyone. 105 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:24,438 I've hired you to help me start a war. 106 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:29,209 It's a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious tradition. 107 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:32,513 I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl. 108 00:08:32,513 --> 00:08:37,818 Am I going mad or did the word "think" escape your lips? 109 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:41,688 You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass. 110 00:08:41,688 --> 00:08:43,690 I agree with Fezzik. 111 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,692 Oh! The sot has spoken. 112 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:48,595 What happens to her is not truly your concern. 113 00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:50,697 I will kill her. 114 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:52,266 And remember this, never forget this, 115 00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:54,001 when I found you, 116 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:57,471 you were so slobbering drunk you couldn't buy brandy. 117 00:08:57,471 --> 00:09:03,477 And you, friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless, 118 00:09:03,477 --> 00:09:06,480 Do you want me to send you back to where you were, 119 00:09:06,480 --> 00:09:09,483 unemployed in Greenland? 120 00:09:22,663 --> 00:09:28,068 That Vizzini, he can fuss. 121 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:32,873 Fuss... fuss... I think he likes to scream at us. 122 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:36,243 Probably he means no harm. 123 00:09:37,945 --> 00:09:41,748 He's really very short on charm. 124 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:44,751 Oh, you've a great gift for rhyme. 125 00:09:44,751 --> 00:09:46,453 Yes, some of the time. 126 00:09:46,453 --> 00:09:48,555 Enough of that! 127 00:09:48,555 --> 00:09:50,958 Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? 128 00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,961 If there are, we'll all be dead. 129 00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,063 No more rhymes now, I mean it. 130 00:09:56,063 --> 00:09:59,066 Anybody want a peanut? 131 00:10:07,641 --> 00:10:11,345 We'll reach the Cliffs by dawn. 132 00:10:11,345 --> 00:10:13,647 Why are you doing that? 133 00:10:13,647 --> 00:10:15,349 Making sure nobody's following us. 134 00:10:15,349 --> 00:10:17,551 That would be inconceivable. 135 00:10:17,551 --> 00:10:20,721 Despite what you think, you will be caught. 136 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:23,590 And when you are, the prince will see you all hanged. 137 00:10:24,658 --> 00:10:27,160 Of all the necks on this boat, Highness, 138 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:30,430 the one you should be worrying about is your own. 139 00:10:34,635 --> 00:10:38,438 Stop doing that. We can all relax, it's almost over. 140 00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,040 You're sure nobody's following us? 141 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:46,113 As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways, inconceivable. 142 00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,115 No one in Guilder knows what we've done. 143 00:10:48,115 --> 00:10:51,418 And no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast. 144 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,423 Out of curiosity, why do you ask? 145 00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:59,927 No reason. It's only, I just happened to look behind us, and something is there. 146 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,195 What?! 147 00:11:09,203 --> 00:11:13,507 Probably some local fisherman out for a pleasure cruise at night, 148 00:11:13,507 --> 00:11:15,776 through eel-infested waters... 149 00:11:18,212 --> 00:11:20,214 Go in, get after her! 150 00:11:20,214 --> 00:11:22,216 I don't swim. 151 00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:24,718 I only dog paddle. 152 00:11:25,219 --> 00:11:28,922 Veer left. 153 00:11:29,990 --> 00:11:32,226 Left. Left! 154 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:44,605 Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels. 155 00:11:46,173 --> 00:11:48,475 If you doubt me, just wait. 156 00:11:48,475 --> 00:11:53,113 They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh. 157 00:11:56,884 --> 00:12:02,089 If you swim back now, I promise, no harm will come to you. 158 00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:06,059 I doubt you will get such an offer from the eels. 159 00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:17,204 She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time. 160 00:12:17,204 --> 00:12:18,772 What? 161 00:12:18,772 --> 00:12:20,974 The eel doesn't get her. 162 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,578 I'm explaining to you because you look nervous. 163 00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:26,980 I wasn't nervous. 164 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:32,586 Well, maybe I was a little bit concerned. But that's not the same thing. 165 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,855 Because I can stop now if you want. 166 00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:40,060 No. You could read a little bit more... if you want. 167 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:45,165 Do you know what that sound is, Highness? Those are the Shrieking Eels. 168 00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:49,670 We're past that, Grandpa. You read it already. 169 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:54,241 Oh. Oh my goodness, I did. I'm sorry. Beg your pardon. 170 00:12:54,241 --> 00:12:58,178 All right, let's see. She was in the water, the eel was coming after her. 171 00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:01,181 She was frightened. The eel started to charge her. And then-- 172 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,620 Put her down. Just put her down. 173 00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:13,327 I think he's getting closer. 174 00:13:13,327 --> 00:13:16,630 He's no concern of ours. Sail on! 175 00:13:16,630 --> 00:13:19,433 I suppose you think you're brave, don't you? 176 00:13:19,433 --> 00:13:22,202 Only compared to some. 177 00:13:27,341 --> 00:13:29,643 Look! He's right on top of us. 178 00:13:29,643 --> 00:13:32,713 I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using. 179 00:13:32,713 --> 00:13:35,415 Whoever he is, he's too late. 180 00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:37,417 See? 181 00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,421 The Cliffs of Insanity. 182 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:45,025 Hurry up. Move the thing... 183 00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:47,928 and that other thing. 184 00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,731 Move it! 185 00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:56,737 We're safe. 186 00:13:56,737 --> 00:13:59,039 Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way, 187 00:13:59,039 --> 00:14:03,010 he'll have to sail around for hours 'til he finds a harbor. 188 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:50,958 He's climbing the rope. And he's gaining on us. 189 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:53,961 Inconceivable! 190 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,163 Faster! 191 00:14:56,163 --> 00:14:58,599 I thought I was going faster. 192 00:14:58,599 --> 00:15:02,369 You were supposed to be this colossus. You were this great, legendary thing. 193 00:15:02,369 --> 00:15:04,671 And yet he gains. 194 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:08,242 Well, I'm carrying three people. And he got only himself. 195 00:15:08,242 --> 00:15:09,376 I do not accept excuses, 196 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:11,879 I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all. 197 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,982 Don't say that, Vizzini. Please. 198 00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,756 Did I make it clear that your job is at stake? 199 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:28,622 He has very good arms. 200 00:16:28,622 --> 00:16:32,326 He didn't fall? Inconceivable! 201 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,127 You keep using that word. 202 00:16:34,127 --> 00:16:38,432 I do not think it means what you think it means. 203 00:16:38,498 --> 00:16:41,435 My God! He's climbing. 204 00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,504 Whoever he is, he's obviously seen us with the princess, 205 00:16:43,504 --> 00:16:46,206 and must therefore die. You, carry her. 206 00:16:46,206 --> 00:16:48,208 We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier. 207 00:16:48,208 --> 00:16:49,810 Catch up when he's dead. 208 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:53,514 If he falls - fine. If not - the sword. 209 00:16:53,514 --> 00:16:55,082 I'm going to duel him left-handed. 210 00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:56,817 You know what a hurry we're in! 211 00:16:56,817 --> 00:16:59,286 It's the only way I can be satisfied. 212 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:02,222 If I use my right, it'll be over too quickly. 213 00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,025 Oh, have it your way. 214 00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:15,903 You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. 215 00:17:15,903 --> 00:17:19,173 I'm waiting! 216 00:17:30,784 --> 00:17:33,887 Hello there. 217 00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,058 Slow going? 218 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:41,295 Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, 219 00:17:41,295 --> 00:17:43,764 so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me. 220 00:17:43,764 --> 00:17:46,066 - Sorry. - Thank you. 221 00:17:55,442 --> 00:17:57,778 I do not suppose you could speed things up? 222 00:17:57,778 --> 00:18:02,249 If you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope, or a tree branch, 223 00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:04,151 or find something useful to do. 224 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,253 I could do that. 225 00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:08,589 In fact, I've got some rope up here. 226 00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:10,858 But I do not think that you will accept my help, 227 00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:13,527 since I am only waiting around to kill you. 228 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,964 That does put a damper on our relationship. 229 00:18:16,964 --> 00:18:20,834 But I promise I will not kill you until you reach the top. 230 00:18:20,834 --> 00:18:25,172 That's very comforting. But I'm afraid you'll just have to wait. 231 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:27,474 I hate waiting. 232 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,543 I could give you my word as a Spaniard. 233 00:18:29,543 --> 00:18:33,747 No good. I've known too many Spaniards. 234 00:18:33,747 --> 00:18:35,849 You don't know any way you'll trust me? 235 00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,252 Nothing comes to mind. 236 00:18:38,252 --> 00:18:41,421 I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, 237 00:18:41,421 --> 00:18:46,627 - you will reach the top alive. - Throw me the rope. 238 00:19:15,956 --> 00:19:17,891 Thank you. 239 00:19:17,891 --> 00:19:23,096 - We'll wait until you're ready. - Again. Thank you. 240 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:40,414 I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance 241 00:19:40,414 --> 00:19:44,718 happen to have six fingers on your right hand? 242 00:19:44,718 --> 00:19:47,421 Do you always begin conversations this way? 243 00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:52,693 My father was slaughtered by a six-fingered man. 244 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:59,366 He was a great swordmaker, my father. 245 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:02,369 And when the six-fingered man appeared and requested a special sword, 246 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:05,572 my father took the job. 247 00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:09,376 He slaved a year before he was done. 248 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:21,388 I have never seen its equal. 249 00:20:21,388 --> 00:20:24,691 The six-fingered man returned and demanded it, 250 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,962 but at one-tenth his promised price. 251 00:20:28,962 --> 00:20:35,469 My father refused. Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. 252 00:20:35,469 --> 00:20:41,775 I loved my father, so, naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel... 253 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:44,545 I failed. 254 00:20:44,545 --> 00:20:47,347 The six-fingered man did leave me alive, 255 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:49,349 but he gave me these. 256 00:20:53,053 --> 00:20:54,555 How old were you? 257 00:20:55,155 --> 00:20:57,424 I was eleven years old. 258 00:20:57,424 --> 00:21:04,164 When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. 259 00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:09,937 So the next time we meet, I will not fail. 260 00:21:09,937 --> 00:21:13,640 I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, 261 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:18,645 Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. 262 00:21:18,645 --> 00:21:23,517 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 263 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:27,821 You've done nothing but study swordplay? 264 00:21:27,821 --> 00:21:30,824 More pursuit than study lately. 265 00:21:30,824 --> 00:21:32,826 You see, I cannot find him. 266 00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:35,963 It's been twenty years now. I am starting to lose confidence. 267 00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:38,232 I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. 268 00:21:38,232 --> 00:21:41,401 There's not a lot of money in revenge. 269 00:21:43,537 --> 00:21:45,639 Well, I certainly hope you find him, someday. 270 00:21:45,639 --> 00:21:46,840 You are ready, then? 271 00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,909 Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair. 272 00:21:48,909 --> 00:21:51,712 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you. 273 00:21:52,212 --> 00:21:55,115 You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die. 274 00:21:55,849 --> 00:21:57,417 Begin! 275 00:22:29,883 --> 00:22:32,386 You're using Bonetti's defense against me, ah? 276 00:22:32,386 --> 00:22:35,522 I thought it fitting, considering the rocky terrain. 277 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,992 Naturally, you must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro. 278 00:22:38,992 --> 00:22:42,829 Naturally, but I find Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro, don't you? 279 00:22:43,330 --> 00:22:46,700 Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa, 280 00:22:47,601 --> 00:22:49,469 which I have. 281 00:22:54,074 --> 00:22:55,576 You are wonderful! 282 00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:58,212 Thank you, I've worked hard to become so. 283 00:22:58,212 --> 00:22:59,913 I admit it, you are better than I am. 284 00:22:59,913 --> 00:23:01,682 Then why are you smiling? 285 00:23:01,682 --> 00:23:03,584 Because I know something you don't know. 286 00:23:03,584 --> 00:23:05,185 And what is that? 287 00:23:05,185 --> 00:23:07,187 I am not left-handed. 288 00:23:17,664 --> 00:23:19,066 You're amazing! 289 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:21,568 I ought to be after twenty years. 290 00:23:21,568 --> 00:23:25,305 - There's something I ought to tell you. - Tell me. 291 00:23:25,305 --> 00:23:27,374 I am not left-handed either. 292 00:23:53,534 --> 00:23:55,269 Who are you? 293 00:23:55,269 --> 00:23:57,037 No one of consequence. 294 00:23:57,037 --> 00:23:58,539 I must know. 295 00:23:58,539 --> 00:24:01,275 - Get used to disappointment. - Okay. 296 00:24:44,117 --> 00:24:46,320 Kill me quickly. 297 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:49,623 I would as soon destroy a stained glass window as an artist like yourself. 298 00:24:49,623 --> 00:24:54,895 However, since I can't have you following me either... 299 00:24:56,396 --> 00:24:59,900 Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect. 300 00:25:11,278 --> 00:25:13,213 Inconceivable! 301 00:25:13,213 --> 00:25:15,516 Give her to me. Catch up with us quickly. 302 00:25:15,516 --> 00:25:16,517 What do I do? 303 00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:19,286 Finish him, finish him. Your way. 304 00:25:19,286 --> 00:25:23,090 Oh, good, my way. Thank you, Vizzini. 305 00:25:23,090 --> 00:25:25,092 Which way is my way? 306 00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:28,228 Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder, 307 00:25:28,228 --> 00:25:31,665 in a few minutes, the man in black will come running around the bend. 308 00:25:31,665 --> 00:25:36,003 The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock! 309 00:25:36,603 --> 00:25:40,374 My way's not very sportsmanlike. 310 00:26:08,268 --> 00:26:12,573 I did that on purpose. I don't have to miss. 311 00:26:12,472 --> 00:26:15,142 I believe you. 312 00:26:15,142 --> 00:26:17,344 So what happens now? 313 00:26:17,344 --> 00:26:20,781 We face each other as God intended: Sportsmanlike. 314 00:26:20,781 --> 00:26:23,150 No tricks, no weapons, 315 00:26:23,150 --> 00:26:25,452 skill against skill alone. 316 00:26:25,452 --> 00:26:28,856 You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, 317 00:26:28,856 --> 00:26:31,859 and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people? 318 00:26:31,859 --> 00:26:33,861 I could kill you now. 319 00:26:33,861 --> 00:26:39,032 Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. 320 00:26:39,166 --> 00:26:42,369 It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. 321 00:26:42,369 --> 00:26:45,439 I don't even exercise. 322 00:27:04,758 --> 00:27:07,261 Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? 323 00:27:07,261 --> 00:27:09,630 I just want you to feel you're doing well. 324 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:13,033 I hate for people to die embarrassed. 325 00:27:13,700 --> 00:27:16,436 - You're quick. - And a good thing too. 326 00:27:16,436 --> 00:27:20,340 Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? 327 00:27:20,340 --> 00:27:22,009 Oh no. It's just that they're terribly comfortable. 328 00:27:22,009 --> 00:27:24,912 I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. 329 00:27:28,515 --> 00:27:32,419 I just figured out why you give me so much trouble. 330 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:36,290 Why is that, do you think? 331 00:27:36,290 --> 00:27:42,429 Well, I haven't fought just one person for so long. 332 00:27:42,429 --> 00:27:45,399 I've been specializing in groups. 333 00:27:45,399 --> 00:27:49,736 Battling gangs for local charities, that kind of thing. 334 00:27:51,405 --> 00:27:55,309 Why should that make such a difference? 335 00:27:55,309 --> 00:28:03,317 Well, you see, you use different moves when you're fighting half a dozen people 336 00:28:03,383 --> 00:28:07,187 than when you only have to be worried about one. 337 00:28:21,001 --> 00:28:24,071 I don't envy you the headache you will have when you awake. 338 00:28:24,071 --> 00:28:28,709 But, in the meantime, rest well... and dream of large women. 339 00:28:46,360 --> 00:28:50,464 There was a mighty duel. 340 00:28:52,866 --> 00:28:55,169 It ranged all over. 341 00:28:55,169 --> 00:28:57,171 They were both masters. 342 00:28:57,171 --> 00:29:00,174 Who won? How did it end? 343 00:29:00,174 --> 00:29:04,745 The loser ran off alone. 344 00:29:04,745 --> 00:29:10,551 The winner followed those footprints toward Guilder! 345 00:29:10,551 --> 00:29:13,053 Shall we track them both? 346 00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:17,457 The loser is nothing. Only the princess matters. 347 00:29:17,457 --> 00:29:20,561 Clearly this was all planned by warriors of Guilder. 348 00:29:20,561 --> 00:29:23,864 We must be ready for whatever lies ahead. 349 00:29:23,864 --> 00:29:25,132 Could this be a trap? 350 00:29:25,132 --> 00:29:27,835 I always think everything could be a trap, 351 00:29:27,935 --> 00:29:30,270 which is why I'm still alive. 352 00:29:39,580 --> 00:29:43,951 So, it is down to you. And it is down to me. 353 00:29:47,721 --> 00:29:52,459 If you wish her dead, by all means keep moving forward. 354 00:29:52,459 --> 00:29:55,662 - Let me explain. - There's nothing to explain. 355 00:29:55,662 --> 00:29:58,599 You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen. 356 00:29:58,599 --> 00:30:01,101 Perhaps an arrangement can be reached? 357 00:30:01,101 --> 00:30:05,239 There will be no arrangement and you're killing her! 358 00:30:08,108 --> 00:30:10,811 But if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse. 359 00:30:10,811 --> 00:30:12,746 I'm afraid so. 360 00:30:12,746 --> 00:30:17,317 I can't compete with you physically. And you're no match for my brains. 361 00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:18,819 You're that smart? 362 00:30:18,819 --> 00:30:23,190 Let me put it this way: have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates? 363 00:30:23,190 --> 00:30:25,425 - Yes. - Morons. 364 00:30:25,425 --> 00:30:30,330 Really? In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits. 365 00:30:30,330 --> 00:30:32,699 For the princess? 366 00:30:32,699 --> 00:30:35,135 To the death? 367 00:30:35,135 --> 00:30:36,803 I accept! 368 00:30:36,803 --> 00:30:40,207 Good. Then pour the wine. 369 00:30:54,388 --> 00:30:58,792 Inhale this, but do not touch. 370 00:30:58,792 --> 00:31:00,194 I smell nothing. 371 00:31:00,194 --> 00:31:02,596 What you do not smell is called iocane powder. 372 00:31:02,596 --> 00:31:05,399 It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid, 373 00:31:05,399 --> 00:31:09,403 and is among the more deadlier poisons known to man. 374 00:31:30,490 --> 00:31:34,862 All right, where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. 375 00:31:34,862 --> 00:31:37,764 It ends when you decide and we both drink, 376 00:31:37,764 --> 00:31:41,368 and find out who is right and who is dead. 377 00:31:41,368 --> 00:31:43,370 But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine 378 00:31:44,271 --> 00:31:47,274 from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man 379 00:31:47,274 --> 00:31:51,945 who would put the poison into his own goblet, or his enemy's? 380 00:31:51,945 --> 00:31:54,448 Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, 381 00:31:54,448 --> 00:31:57,885 because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. 382 00:31:57,885 --> 00:31:59,152 I'm not a great fool, 383 00:31:59,152 --> 00:32:02,256 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 384 00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:05,959 But you must have known I was not a great fool. You would have counted on it, 385 00:32:05,959 --> 00:32:08,362 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 386 00:32:08,662 --> 00:32:12,032 - You've made your decision then? - Not remotely. 387 00:32:12,032 --> 00:32:15,469 Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows. 388 00:32:15,469 --> 00:32:18,038 And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals. 389 00:32:18,172 --> 00:32:20,541 And criminals are used to having people not trust them, 390 00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:22,142 as you are not trusted by me, 391 00:32:22,142 --> 00:32:24,545 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 392 00:32:24,545 --> 00:32:26,747 Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. 393 00:32:26,747 --> 00:32:29,750 Wait till I get going! Where was I? 394 00:32:29,750 --> 00:32:31,251 - Australia. - Yes, Australia. 395 00:32:31,251 --> 00:32:34,855 And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, 396 00:32:34,855 --> 00:32:37,124 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 397 00:32:37,124 --> 00:32:41,061 - You're just stalling now. - You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? 398 00:32:41,061 --> 00:32:44,231 You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong. 399 00:32:44,231 --> 00:32:46,133 So, you could have put the poison in your own goblet, 400 00:32:46,133 --> 00:32:48,202 trusting on your strength to save you. 401 00:32:48,235 --> 00:32:50,637 So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. 402 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,941 But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied. 403 00:32:53,941 --> 00:32:57,444 And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal 404 00:32:57,444 --> 00:33:00,814 so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, 405 00:33:00,814 --> 00:33:03,717 so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me. 406 00:33:03,717 --> 00:33:06,720 You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. 407 00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,090 It has worked. You've given everything away. I know where the poison is. 408 00:33:10,090 --> 00:33:11,725 Then make your choice. 409 00:33:11,725 --> 00:33:14,895 I will. And I choose... What in the world can that be? 410 00:33:14,895 --> 00:33:20,100 What? Where? I don't see anything. 411 00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:24,104 Oh, I could have sworn I saw something. No matter. 412 00:33:25,606 --> 00:33:27,608 What's so funny? 413 00:33:27,608 --> 00:33:30,711 I'll tell you in a minute. First, let's drink: 414 00:33:30,711 --> 00:33:34,114 me from my glass, and you from yours. 415 00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:49,796 You guessed wrong. 416 00:33:49,796 --> 00:33:52,499 You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! 417 00:33:52,499 --> 00:33:56,303 I switched glasses when your back was turned. You fool! 418 00:33:56,303 --> 00:33:58,572 You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. 419 00:33:58,572 --> 00:34:02,509 The most famous is: "Never get involved in a land war in Asia." 420 00:34:02,509 --> 00:34:05,012 But only slightly less well known is this: 421 00:34:05,012 --> 00:34:08,782 "Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line." 422 00:34:23,897 --> 00:34:25,465 Who are you? 423 00:34:25,465 --> 00:34:29,770 I am no one to be trifled with, that is all you ever need know. 424 00:34:29,770 --> 00:34:33,340 To think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned. 425 00:34:33,340 --> 00:34:35,843 They were both poisoned. 426 00:34:35,843 --> 00:34:40,480 I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder. 427 00:34:42,649 --> 00:34:45,853 Someone has beaten a giant. 428 00:34:46,854 --> 00:34:50,424 There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies. 429 00:35:05,639 --> 00:35:06,874 Catch your breath. 430 00:35:06,874 --> 00:35:08,742 If you'll release me... 431 00:35:08,742 --> 00:35:12,446 whatever you ask for ransom you'll get it, I promise you... 432 00:35:13,947 --> 00:35:16,950 And what is that worth, the promise of a woman? 433 00:35:16,950 --> 00:35:18,952 You're very funny, Highness. 434 00:35:18,952 --> 00:35:20,754 I was giving you a chance. 435 00:35:20,754 --> 00:35:25,259 No matter where you take me... there's no greater hunter than prince Humperdinck. 436 00:35:25,259 --> 00:35:28,529 He could track a falcon on a cloudy day. He can find you. 437 00:35:28,529 --> 00:35:30,230 You think your dearest love will save you? 438 00:35:30,230 --> 00:35:32,232 I never said he was my dearest love. 439 00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:35,335 And yes, he will save me. That I know. 440 00:35:35,335 --> 00:35:38,338 You admit me you do not love your fiance? 441 00:35:38,338 --> 00:35:39,840 He knows I do not love him. 442 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,910 Are not capable of love is what you mean. 443 00:35:44,344 --> 00:35:48,215 I have loved more deeply than a killer like yourself could ever dream. 444 00:35:51,118 --> 00:35:53,420 That was a warning, Highness. 445 00:35:53,420 --> 00:35:54,988 The next time, my hand flies on its own. 446 00:35:54,988 --> 00:35:58,926 For where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. 447 00:36:03,931 --> 00:36:07,201 Iocane. I'd bet my life on it. 448 00:36:07,201 --> 00:36:09,603 And there are the princess's footprints. 449 00:36:09,603 --> 00:36:13,373 She is alive... or was, an hour ago. 450 00:36:13,373 --> 00:36:17,611 If she is otherwise when I find her, I shall be very put out. 451 00:36:23,817 --> 00:36:25,586 Rest, Highness. 452 00:36:25,586 --> 00:36:26,887 I know who you are, 453 00:36:26,887 --> 00:36:29,089 your cruelty reveals everything. 454 00:36:29,089 --> 00:36:31,391 You're the dread pirate Roberts. Admit it! 455 00:36:31,391 --> 00:36:34,895 With pride. What can I do for you? 456 00:36:34,962 --> 00:36:38,265 You can die slowly cut into a thousand pieces. 457 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:44,471 Hardly complimentary, your Highness. Why loose your venom on me? 458 00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:46,907 You killed my love. 459 00:36:46,907 --> 00:36:50,677 It's possible. I kill a lot of people. 460 00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:53,413 Who was this love of yours? 461 00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:58,185 Another prince, like this one, ugly, rich, and scabby? 462 00:36:58,185 --> 00:37:04,658 No. A farm boy. Poor. Poor and perfect. 463 00:37:04,658 --> 00:37:07,995 With eyes like the sea after a storm. 464 00:37:10,364 --> 00:37:12,666 On the high seas, your ship attacked, 465 00:37:12,666 --> 00:37:15,068 and the dread pirate Roberts never takes prisoners. 466 00:37:15,068 --> 00:37:16,870 I can't afford to make exceptions. 467 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:18,672 I mean once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft, 468 00:37:18,672 --> 00:37:22,176 people begin to disobey you, and then it's nothing but work, work, work, all the time. 469 00:37:22,176 --> 00:37:23,877 You mock my pain! 470 00:37:23,877 --> 00:37:26,580 Life is pain, Highness. 471 00:37:26,580 --> 00:37:30,951 Anyone who says differently is selling something. 472 00:37:32,653 --> 00:37:36,657 I remember this farm boy of yours, I think. 473 00:37:36,657 --> 00:37:39,760 This would be, what, five years ago? 474 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:42,262 Does it bother you to hear? 475 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:44,965 Nothing you can say will upset me. 476 00:37:44,965 --> 00:37:48,769 He died well, that should please you. 477 00:37:48,769 --> 00:37:52,472 No bribe attempts or blubbering. 478 00:37:52,472 --> 00:37:55,542 He simply said: "Please." 479 00:37:55,542 --> 00:37:58,345 "Please, I need to live." 480 00:37:58,345 --> 00:38:01,215 It was the "please" that caught my memory. 481 00:38:01,348 --> 00:38:04,218 I asked him what was so important for him. 482 00:38:04,218 --> 00:38:07,721 True love, he replied. 483 00:38:09,356 --> 00:38:12,726 And then he spoke of a girl of surpassing beauty and faithfulness. 484 00:38:12,726 --> 00:38:15,362 I can only assume he meant you. 485 00:38:15,362 --> 00:38:19,533 You should bless me for destroying him before he found out what you really are. 486 00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:21,134 And what am I? 487 00:38:21,134 --> 00:38:24,137 Faithfulness he talked of, madam. Your enduring faithfulness. 488 00:38:24,137 --> 00:38:27,608 Now, tell me truly. When you found out he was gone, did you get engaged to your prince that same hour, 489 00:38:27,608 --> 00:38:29,943 or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead? 490 00:38:29,943 --> 00:38:32,246 You mocked me once, never do it again! 491 00:38:32,246 --> 00:38:34,748 I died that day! 492 00:38:37,618 --> 00:38:40,521 You can die too, for all I care! 493 00:38:41,822 --> 00:38:45,025 As... you... wish... 494 00:38:45,826 --> 00:38:47,394 Oh, my sweet Westley! 495 00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:49,630 What have I done? 496 00:39:08,715 --> 00:39:11,718 He disappeared. He must have seen us closing in, 497 00:39:11,718 --> 00:39:14,721 which might account for his panicking in the error. 498 00:39:14,721 --> 00:39:18,392 Unless I'm wrong, and I am never wrong, 499 00:39:18,392 --> 00:39:21,728 they are headed dead into the fire swamp. 500 00:39:32,973 --> 00:39:34,374 Can you move at all? 501 00:39:34,374 --> 00:39:37,811 Move? You're alive. 502 00:39:37,811 --> 00:39:41,181 If you want, I can fly. 503 00:39:44,585 --> 00:39:47,588 I told you, I would always come for you. 504 00:39:47,588 --> 00:39:49,890 Why didn't you wait for me? 505 00:39:49,890 --> 00:39:52,960 Well, you were dead. 506 00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:56,563 Death cannot stop true love. 507 00:39:56,563 --> 00:40:00,367 All it can do is delay it for a while. 508 00:40:00,367 --> 00:40:03,570 I will never doubt again. 509 00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:06,840 There will never be a need. 510 00:40:08,642 --> 00:40:11,778 Oh no. No, please. 511 00:40:11,778 --> 00:40:13,780 What is it? What's the matter? 512 00:40:13,780 --> 00:40:18,285 They're kissing again. Do we have to hear the kissing part? 513 00:40:18,285 --> 00:40:21,054 Someday, you may not mind so much. 514 00:40:21,054 --> 00:40:24,157 Skip on to the fire swamp, that sounded good. 515 00:40:25,359 --> 00:40:28,462 Oh. You're sick - I'll humor you. 516 00:40:29,062 --> 00:40:33,166 So now, where were we here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 517 00:40:33,867 --> 00:40:38,172 Westley and Buttercup raced along the ravine floor. 518 00:40:39,173 --> 00:40:42,543 Ha! Your pig fiance is too late. 519 00:40:43,744 --> 00:40:47,614 A few more steps and we'll be safe in the fire swamp. 520 00:40:47,614 --> 00:40:49,550 We'll never survive. 521 00:40:49,550 --> 00:40:52,819 Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has. 522 00:41:20,013 --> 00:41:22,649 It's not that bad. 523 00:41:24,651 --> 00:41:26,920 Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here, 524 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:29,590 but the trees are actually quite lovely. 525 00:42:06,693 --> 00:42:11,198 Well now, that was an adventure. Singed a bit, were you? 526 00:42:11,198 --> 00:42:13,200 You? 527 00:42:20,207 --> 00:42:23,977 Well, one thing I will say. The fire swamp certainly does keep you on your toes. 528 00:42:31,151 --> 00:42:34,354 This will all soon be but a happy memory, 529 00:42:34,354 --> 00:42:37,457 because Roberts' ship "Revenge" is anchored at the far end 530 00:42:37,457 --> 00:42:40,661 - and I, as you know, am Roberts. - But how is that possible? 531 00:42:40,661 --> 00:42:44,464 Since he's been marauding twenty years and you only left me five years ago? 532 00:42:44,464 --> 00:42:47,868 I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks. 533 00:42:50,170 --> 00:42:54,675 You see, what I told you before about saying "please" was true. 534 00:42:54,675 --> 00:42:58,679 It intrigued Roberts, as did my descriptions of your beauty. 535 00:42:58,679 --> 00:43:01,481 Finally, Roberts decided something. He said: 536 00:43:01,481 --> 00:43:05,853 "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet. You can try it for tonight." 537 00:43:05,853 --> 00:43:08,689 "I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 538 00:43:08,689 --> 00:43:10,624 Three years he said that: 539 00:43:10,624 --> 00:43:15,262 "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning." 540 00:43:15,262 --> 00:43:19,833 It was a fine time for me. I was learning to fence, to fight, anything anyone would teach me. 541 00:43:19,833 --> 00:43:23,637 And Roberts and I eventually became friends. And then it happened. 542 00:43:23,637 --> 00:43:26,440 What? Go on. 543 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,576 Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire. 544 00:43:29,576 --> 00:43:34,147 So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret. 545 00:43:34,147 --> 00:43:39,152 "I am not the dread pirate Roberts", he said, "My name is Ryan." 546 00:43:39,152 --> 00:43:41,355 "I inherited this ship from the previous dread pirate Roberts", 547 00:43:41,355 --> 00:43:43,657 "just as you will inherit it from me." 548 00:43:43,724 --> 00:43:47,027 "The man I inherited it from was not the real dread pirate Roberts, either." 549 00:43:47,027 --> 00:43:51,098 "His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years" 550 00:43:51,098 --> 00:43:53,834 "and living like a king in Patagonia." 551 00:43:53,834 --> 00:43:58,906 Then he explained the name was the important thing for inspiring the necessary fear. 552 00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:03,110 You see, no one would surrender to the dread pirate Westley. 553 00:44:03,110 --> 00:44:05,913 So we sailed ashore, took on an entirely new crew 554 00:44:05,913 --> 00:44:10,217 and he stayed aboard for awhile as first mate, all the time calling me Roberts. 555 00:44:10,217 --> 00:44:14,621 Once the crew believed, he left the ship and I have been Roberts ever since. 556 00:44:14,621 --> 00:44:19,126 Except, now that we're together, I shall retire and hand the name over to someone else. 557 00:44:19,126 --> 00:44:22,129 Is everything clear to you? 558 00:45:53,353 --> 00:45:58,158 We'll never succeed, we may as well die here. 559 00:46:00,861 --> 00:46:04,464 No, no. We have already succeeded. 560 00:46:07,167 --> 00:46:09,536 I mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? 561 00:46:09,536 --> 00:46:13,140 One: the flame spurts. No problem. 562 00:46:13,140 --> 00:46:16,343 There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. 563 00:46:16,343 --> 00:46:17,945 Two: the lightning sand. 564 00:46:17,945 --> 00:46:20,113 But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, 565 00:46:20,113 --> 00:46:22,115 so in the future we can avoid that too. 566 00:46:22,115 --> 00:46:24,551 Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.'s? 567 00:46:24,551 --> 00:46:27,855 Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist... 568 00:47:04,525 --> 00:47:06,226 Westley! 569 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:22,669 We did it. 570 00:48:23,537 --> 00:48:26,673 Now, was that so terrible? 571 00:48:36,550 --> 00:48:37,985 Surrender! 572 00:48:37,985 --> 00:48:39,486 You mean you wish to surrender to me? 573 00:48:39,486 --> 00:48:40,988 Very well, I accept. 574 00:48:40,988 --> 00:48:45,659 I give you full marks for bravery, don't make yourself a fool. 575 00:48:45,659 --> 00:48:49,062 Ah, but how will you capture us? We know the secrets of the fire swamp. 576 00:48:49,062 --> 00:48:50,631 We can live there quite happily for some time, 577 00:48:50,631 --> 00:48:53,433 so, whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit. 578 00:48:53,433 --> 00:48:56,069 I tell you once again: surrender! 579 00:48:56,069 --> 00:48:57,638 It will not happen! 580 00:48:57,638 --> 00:48:59,640 For the last time: surrender! 581 00:48:59,640 --> 00:49:01,441 Death first! 582 00:49:01,441 --> 00:49:03,343 Will you promise not to hurt him? 583 00:49:03,343 --> 00:49:06,346 - What was that? - What was that? 584 00:49:06,346 --> 00:49:11,451 If we surrender, and I return with you, will you promise not to hurt this man? 585 00:49:11,451 --> 00:49:15,522 May I live a thousand years and never hunt again. 586 00:49:15,522 --> 00:49:20,961 He is a sailor on the pirate ship "Revenge." Promise to return him to his ship. 587 00:49:20,961 --> 00:49:23,630 I swear it will be done. 588 00:49:25,032 --> 00:49:28,035 Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin 589 00:49:28,035 --> 00:49:30,037 and throw him in the pit of despair. 590 00:49:30,037 --> 00:49:32,406 I swear it will be done. 591 00:49:34,908 --> 00:49:39,413 I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me. 592 00:49:39,413 --> 00:49:44,418 I could not bear it if you died again, not when I could save you. 593 00:49:55,128 --> 00:49:59,099 Come, sir. We must get you to your ship. 594 00:50:06,373 --> 00:50:10,010 We are men of action. Lies do not become us. 595 00:50:10,010 --> 00:50:13,380 Well spoken, sir. 596 00:50:19,686 --> 00:50:22,389 What is it? 597 00:50:22,389 --> 00:50:26,393 You have six fingers on your right hand, someone was looking for you... 598 00:51:12,239 --> 00:51:13,674 Where am I? 599 00:51:13,674 --> 00:51:16,743 The pit of despair. Don't even think... 600 00:51:20,747 --> 00:51:24,451 Don't even think about trying to escape. 601 00:51:24,451 --> 00:51:28,455 The chains are far too thick. And don't dream of being rescued either. 602 00:51:28,455 --> 00:51:30,958 The only way in is secret. 603 00:51:30,958 --> 00:51:34,461 And only the prince, the count and I know how to get in and out. 604 00:51:34,461 --> 00:51:38,832 - Then I'm here till I die? - Till they kill you, yeah. 605 00:51:43,470 --> 00:51:45,939 Then why bother curing me? 606 00:51:45,939 --> 00:51:49,409 The prince and the count always insist on everyone being healthy before they're broken. 607 00:51:49,409 --> 00:51:51,845 So it's to be torture. 608 00:51:52,846 --> 00:51:55,148 I can cope with torture. 609 00:51:57,417 --> 00:51:59,853 You don't believe me? 610 00:51:59,853 --> 00:52:03,924 You survived the fire swamp. You must be very brave, 611 00:52:03,924 --> 00:52:07,861 but nobody withstands the machine. 612 00:52:20,941 --> 00:52:24,511 She's been like that ever since the fire swamp. 613 00:52:24,511 --> 00:52:28,415 It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her. 614 00:52:28,415 --> 00:52:30,384 Of course. 615 00:52:32,219 --> 00:52:35,222 The king died that very night, 616 00:52:35,222 --> 00:52:40,027 and before the following dawn, Buttercup and Humperdinck were married. 617 00:52:40,027 --> 00:52:42,396 And at noon, she met her subjects again. 618 00:52:42,396 --> 00:52:44,698 This time as their queen. 619 00:52:44,698 --> 00:52:47,100 My father's final words were... 620 00:52:47,100 --> 00:52:50,604 Hold it. Hold it, Grandpa. You read that wrong. 621 00:52:50,604 --> 00:52:53,407 She doesn't marry Humperdinck, she marries Westley. 622 00:52:53,407 --> 00:52:56,910 I'm just sure of it. After all that Westley did for her, 623 00:52:56,910 --> 00:52:59,980 if she does not marry him, it wouldn't be fair. 624 00:52:59,980 --> 00:53:03,417 Well, who says life is fair? Where is that written? 625 00:53:03,417 --> 00:53:05,586 Life isn't always fair. 626 00:53:05,586 --> 00:53:09,389 I'm telling you, you're messing up the story, now get it right! 627 00:53:09,389 --> 00:53:11,859 Do you want me to go on with this? 628 00:53:11,859 --> 00:53:15,195 - Yes. - All right, then. No more interruptions. 629 00:53:15,195 --> 00:53:17,598 At noon, she met her subjects again. 630 00:53:17,598 --> 00:53:19,666 This time as their queen. 631 00:53:19,666 --> 00:53:23,804 My father's final words were: 632 00:53:23,804 --> 00:53:28,876 "Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy." 633 00:53:28,876 --> 00:53:34,581 I present to you your queen: Queen Buttercup. 634 00:53:52,966 --> 00:53:54,668 Why do you do this? 635 00:53:54,668 --> 00:53:58,472 Because you had love in your hands, and you gave it up. 636 00:53:58,472 --> 00:54:01,074 But they would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it. 637 00:54:01,074 --> 00:54:04,778 Your true love lives and you marry another. 638 00:54:04,778 --> 00:54:09,650 True love saved her in the fire swamp, and she treated it like garbage. 639 00:54:09,650 --> 00:54:12,653 And that's what she is, the queen of refuse! 640 00:54:12,653 --> 00:54:15,656 So, bow down to her if you want. 641 00:54:15,656 --> 00:54:18,659 Bow to her. Bow to the queen of slime, 642 00:54:18,659 --> 00:54:21,662 the queen of filth, the queen of putrescence. 643 00:54:23,664 --> 00:54:27,935 Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! 644 00:54:35,542 --> 00:54:37,444 It was ten days till the wedding. 645 00:54:37,444 --> 00:54:42,049 The king still lived, but Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse. 646 00:54:42,049 --> 00:54:45,252 See? Didn't I tell you she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck? 647 00:54:45,252 --> 00:54:47,955 Yes, you're very smart. Shut up. 648 00:54:48,822 --> 00:54:51,124 It comes to this: I love Westley. 649 00:54:51,124 --> 00:54:55,262 I always have. I know now I always will. 650 00:54:55,262 --> 00:54:58,432 If you tell me I must marry you in ten days, 651 00:54:58,432 --> 00:55:01,401 please believe I will be dead by morning. 652 00:55:07,908 --> 00:55:11,411 I could never cause you grief. 653 00:55:11,411 --> 00:55:14,414 Consider our wedding off. 654 00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:19,419 You returned this Westley to his ship? 655 00:55:19,419 --> 00:55:24,091 - Yes. - Then we will simply alert him. 656 00:55:24,091 --> 00:55:30,097 Beloved, are you certain he still wants you? 657 00:55:30,097 --> 00:55:33,233 After all, it was you who did the leaving in the fire swamp. 658 00:55:33,233 --> 00:55:38,105 Not to mention that pirates are not known to be men of their words. 659 00:55:38,105 --> 00:55:41,108 My Westley will always come for me. 660 00:55:47,114 --> 00:55:50,117 I suggest a deal. 661 00:55:50,117 --> 00:55:53,120 You write four copies of a letter. 662 00:55:53,120 --> 00:55:56,390 I'll send my four fastest ships. One in each direction. 663 00:55:56,390 --> 00:55:59,893 The dread pirate Roberts is always close to Florin this time of year. 664 00:55:59,893 --> 00:56:02,896 We'll run up the white flag and deliver your message. 665 00:56:02,896 --> 00:56:06,900 If Westley wants you, bless you both. 666 00:56:06,900 --> 00:56:11,572 If not... please consider me 667 00:56:11,572 --> 00:56:14,708 as an alternative to suicide. 668 00:56:16,376 --> 00:56:18,712 Are we agreed? 669 00:56:22,149 --> 00:56:25,152 Your princess is really a winning creature. 670 00:56:25,652 --> 00:56:28,288 A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable. 671 00:56:28,288 --> 00:56:30,657 Oh, I know. The people are quite taken with her. 672 00:56:30,657 --> 00:56:34,361 It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini to have her murdered on our engagement day, 673 00:56:34,461 --> 00:56:36,864 I thought that was clever. 674 00:56:36,864 --> 00:56:40,467 But it's going to be so much more moving when I strangle her on our wedding night. 675 00:56:40,467 --> 00:56:44,171 Once Guilder is blamed, the nation will be truly outraged. 676 00:56:44,171 --> 00:56:46,373 They'll demand we go to war. 677 00:56:48,876 --> 00:56:52,880 Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find. 678 00:56:57,184 --> 00:56:59,853 Are you coming down into the pit? 679 00:56:59,853 --> 00:57:05,259 Westley's got his strength back. I am starting him on the machine tonight. 680 00:57:05,259 --> 00:57:09,129 Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, 681 00:57:09,129 --> 00:57:12,065 but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, 682 00:57:12,065 --> 00:57:14,768 my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, 683 00:57:14,768 --> 00:57:18,739 and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped. 684 00:57:21,041 --> 00:57:25,646 Get some rest, if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything. 685 00:57:42,529 --> 00:57:46,834 Beautiful, isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. 686 00:57:47,835 --> 00:57:50,537 I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. 687 00:57:50,537 --> 00:57:54,508 At present I'm writing the definitive work on the subject. 688 00:57:54,808 --> 00:57:59,813 So I want you to be totally honest with me on how the machine makes you feel. 689 00:57:59,913 --> 00:58:04,918 This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting. 690 00:58:39,586 --> 00:58:44,157 As you know, the concept of the suction pump is centuries old. 691 00:58:44,157 --> 00:58:46,393 Well, really, that's all this is. 692 00:58:46,393 --> 00:58:51,598 Except that instead of sucking water, I'm sucking life. 693 00:58:51,598 --> 00:58:55,602 I've just sucked one year of your life away. 694 00:58:55,602 --> 00:59:00,607 I might one day go as high as five, but I really don't know what that would do to you. 695 00:59:00,607 --> 00:59:05,179 So, let's just start with what we have. What did this do to you? 696 00:59:05,179 --> 00:59:09,283 Tell me. And remember, this is for posterity, 697 00:59:09,283 --> 00:59:12,553 so be honest, how do you feel? 698 00:59:16,356 --> 00:59:18,258 Interesting. 699 00:59:28,769 --> 00:59:30,637 - Yellin. - Sire. 700 00:59:40,247 --> 00:59:44,651 As Chief Enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret: 701 00:59:44,651 --> 00:59:48,255 killers from Guilder are infiltrating the thieves' forest 702 00:59:48,255 --> 00:59:51,658 and plan to murder my bride on our wedding night. 703 00:59:52,860 --> 00:59:55,462 My spy network has heard no such news. 704 00:59:55,462 --> 00:59:57,965 Any word from Westley? 705 00:59:58,665 --> 01:00:02,169 Too soon, my angel. Patience. 706 01:00:02,169 --> 01:00:05,606 - He will come for me. - Of course. 707 01:00:08,942 --> 01:00:12,346 She will not be murdered. 708 01:00:12,346 --> 01:00:15,349 On the day of the wedding, I want the thieves' forest emptied 709 01:00:15,349 --> 01:00:17,918 and every inhabitant arrested. 710 01:00:17,918 --> 01:00:22,823 Many of the thieves will resist. My regular enforcers will be inadequate. 711 01:00:22,823 --> 01:00:25,058 Form a brute squad then. 712 01:00:25,058 --> 01:00:28,629 I want the thieves' forest emptied before I wed. 713 01:00:28,629 --> 01:00:32,633 - It won't be easy, Sire. - Try ruling the world sometime. 714 01:00:37,337 --> 01:00:39,306 The day of the wedding arrived. 715 01:00:39,306 --> 01:00:43,310 The brute squad had their hands full carrying out Humperdinck's orders. 716 01:00:49,016 --> 01:00:51,018 Is everybody out? 717 01:00:51,018 --> 01:00:53,720 Almost. There's a Spaniard giving us some trouble. 718 01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:58,025 Well, you give him some trouble. Move! 719 01:01:01,728 --> 01:01:05,032 I am waiting for you, Vizzini. 720 01:01:05,032 --> 01:01:08,101 You told me to go back to the beginning. 721 01:01:08,101 --> 01:01:14,408 So I have. This is where I am, and this is where I'll stay. 722 01:01:14,408 --> 01:01:17,611 I will not be moved. 723 01:01:17,611 --> 01:01:19,413 Ho there. 724 01:01:19,413 --> 01:01:22,416 I do not budge. Keep your "Ho there." 725 01:01:22,416 --> 01:01:25,619 But the prince gave orders. 726 01:01:25,619 --> 01:01:28,121 So did Vizzini. 727 01:01:28,121 --> 01:01:30,691 When a job went wrong, you went back to the beginning. 728 01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:34,394 And this is where we got the job. So it's the beginning, 729 01:01:34,394 --> 01:01:36,697 and I'm staying till Vizzini comes. 730 01:01:36,697 --> 01:01:38,999 You! Brute! Come here. 731 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:42,703 I am waiting for Vizzini. 732 01:01:43,370 --> 01:01:45,873 You surely are a meanie. 733 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:57,084 - Hello. - It's you. 734 01:01:57,084 --> 01:01:59,386 True! 735 01:02:00,888 --> 01:02:04,658 You don't look so good. 736 01:02:04,658 --> 01:02:06,660 You don't smell so good either. 737 01:02:06,660 --> 01:02:11,665 Perhaps not. I feel fine. 738 01:02:13,667 --> 01:02:17,171 Fezzik and Inigo were reunited. 739 01:02:17,171 --> 01:02:20,774 And as Fezzik nursed his inebriated friend back to health, 740 01:02:20,774 --> 01:02:23,844 he told Inigo of Vizzini's death 741 01:02:23,844 --> 01:02:26,847 and the existence of count Rugen, the six-fingered man. 742 01:02:26,847 --> 01:02:32,486 Considering Inigo's lifelong search, he handled the news surprisingly well. 743 01:02:32,486 --> 01:02:37,157 Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo. 744 01:02:37,157 --> 01:02:39,426 That's enough. That's enough! 745 01:02:39,426 --> 01:02:43,130 Where is this Rugen so I may kill him? 746 01:02:43,130 --> 01:02:48,435 He's with the prince in the castle. But the castle gate is guarded by thirty men. 747 01:02:52,739 --> 01:02:56,743 - How many could you handle? - I don't think more than ten. 748 01:03:01,448 --> 01:03:04,151 Leaveing twenty for me. 749 01:03:04,151 --> 01:03:08,455 At my best, I could never defeat that many. 750 01:03:08,455 --> 01:03:13,460 I need Vizzini to plan. I have no gift for strategy. 751 01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:16,463 But Vizzini's dead. 752 01:03:16,463 --> 01:03:21,401 No, not Vizzini. I need the man in black. 753 01:03:21,401 --> 01:03:24,404 What? 754 01:03:24,404 --> 01:03:28,108 Look, he bested you with strength, your greatness. He bested me with steel. 755 01:03:28,108 --> 01:03:31,044 He must have out-thought Vizzini, 756 01:03:31,044 --> 01:03:34,615 and a man who can do that can plan my castle's onslaught any day. 757 01:03:34,615 --> 01:03:37,117 - Let's go. - Where? 758 01:03:37,117 --> 01:03:39,486 - To find the man in black, obviously. - But you don't know where he is. 759 01:03:39,620 --> 01:03:41,221 Don't bother me with trifles, 760 01:03:41,221 --> 01:03:43,624 after twenty years, at last, my father's soul will be at peace. 761 01:03:43,624 --> 01:03:46,226 There will be blood tonight! 762 01:03:57,204 --> 01:03:59,506 Rise and report. 763 01:03:59,506 --> 01:04:03,510 The thieves' forest is emptied. Thirty men guard the castle gate. 764 01:04:03,510 --> 01:04:06,513 Double it. My princess must be safe. 765 01:04:06,513 --> 01:04:12,186 The gate has but one key and I carry that. 766 01:04:15,189 --> 01:04:21,695 Ah! My dulcet darling. Tonight we marry. 767 01:04:21,695 --> 01:04:24,598 Tomorrow morning your men will escort us to Florin channel 768 01:04:24,598 --> 01:04:29,903 where every ship in my armada waits to accompany us on our honeymoon. 769 01:04:29,903 --> 01:04:32,906 Every ship but your four fastest, you mean. 770 01:04:34,575 --> 01:04:41,081 - Every ship but the four you sent. - Yes. Yes, of course. 771 01:04:41,081 --> 01:04:43,851 Naturally, not those four. 772 01:04:43,851 --> 01:04:45,686 Your Majesties. 773 01:04:48,155 --> 01:04:53,560 You never sent the ships. Don't bother lying. 774 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:57,264 It doesn't matter. Westley will come for me anyway. 775 01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:59,566 You're a silly girl. 776 01:04:59,566 --> 01:05:01,869 Yes, I am a silly girl, 777 01:05:01,869 --> 01:05:05,873 for not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward with a heart full of fear. 778 01:05:05,939 --> 01:05:09,943 I would not say such things if I were you. 779 01:05:10,944 --> 01:05:13,947 Why not? You can't hurt me. 780 01:05:14,948 --> 01:05:17,951 Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. 781 01:05:17,951 --> 01:05:22,956 And you cannot track that. Not with a thousand bloodhounds. 782 01:05:22,956 --> 01:05:27,661 And you cannot break it. Not with a thousand swords. 783 01:05:27,661 --> 01:05:31,265 And when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling 784 01:05:31,265 --> 01:05:35,269 ever to crawl the earth. 785 01:05:35,269 --> 01:05:39,339 I would not say such things if I were you! 786 01:05:53,620 --> 01:05:57,925 You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. 787 01:05:57,925 --> 01:06:01,929 Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the storybooks say. 788 01:06:01,929 --> 01:06:06,934 And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will. 789 01:06:10,304 --> 01:06:12,306 Not to fifty! 790 01:06:34,394 --> 01:06:38,398 Fezzik, Fezzik, listen, do you hear? 791 01:06:38,398 --> 01:06:41,001 That is the sound of ultimate suffering. 792 01:06:41,001 --> 01:06:44,404 My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father. 793 01:06:44,404 --> 01:06:47,708 - The man in black makes it now. - The man in black? 794 01:06:47,708 --> 01:06:49,710 His true love is marrying another tonight, 795 01:06:49,710 --> 01:06:52,112 so who else has cause for ultimate suffering? 796 01:06:52,112 --> 01:06:56,083 Excuse me, pardon me, it's important. Fezzik, please. 797 01:06:56,083 --> 01:06:59,419 - Everybody... move! - Thank you. 798 01:07:07,594 --> 01:07:10,797 Where is the man in black? 799 01:07:10,797 --> 01:07:14,168 You get there from this grove, yes? 800 01:07:14,168 --> 01:07:17,571 Fezzik, jog his memory. 801 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:28,382 I'm sorry, Inigo. I didn't mean to jog him so hard. Inigo? 802 01:07:29,950 --> 01:07:37,257 Father, I have failed you for twenty years. Now our misery can end. 803 01:07:37,257 --> 01:07:43,564 Somewhere... somewhere close by is a man who can help us. 804 01:07:43,564 --> 01:07:46,667 I cannot find him alone. 805 01:07:46,667 --> 01:07:53,073 I need you. I need you to guide my sword. 806 01:07:53,073 --> 01:07:57,044 Please. Guide my sword. 807 01:08:48,762 --> 01:08:51,732 - He's dead. - It just is not fair. 808 01:08:52,399 --> 01:08:56,336 Grandpa, Grandpa. Wait, wait. 809 01:08:56,336 --> 01:08:58,405 What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead?" 810 01:08:58,405 --> 01:09:01,708 I mean, he didn't mean "dead"... 811 01:09:01,708 --> 01:09:05,712 Westley's only faking, right? 812 01:09:05,712 --> 01:09:09,116 You want me to read this or not? 813 01:09:09,116 --> 01:09:11,919 - Who gets Humperdinck? - I don't understand. 814 01:09:11,919 --> 01:09:14,788 Who kills prince Humperdinck? 815 01:09:14,788 --> 01:09:18,792 At the end, somebody's got to do it. Is it Inigo? Who? 816 01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:22,429 Nobody. Nobody kills him. He lives. 817 01:09:22,496 --> 01:09:25,599 You mean he wins? 818 01:09:25,599 --> 01:09:30,604 Jesus, Grandpa! What did you read me this thing for? 819 01:09:30,604 --> 01:09:34,174 You know, you've been very sick and you're taking this story very seriously. 820 01:09:34,174 --> 01:09:36,877 I think we better stop now. 821 01:09:36,877 --> 01:09:42,883 No! I'm okay. I'm okay. Sit down. I'm all right. 822 01:09:42,883 --> 01:09:48,188 Okay, all right, now, let's see. Where were we? 823 01:09:48,188 --> 01:09:51,892 Oh yes. In the pit of despair. 824 01:09:53,393 --> 01:09:58,565 Well, we Montoyas have never taken defeat easily. 825 01:09:58,565 --> 01:10:00,501 Come along, Fezzik, bring the body. 826 01:10:00,501 --> 01:10:02,202 The body? 827 01:10:02,202 --> 01:10:05,772 - Have you any money? - I have a little. 828 01:10:05,772 --> 01:10:09,376 I just hope it's enough to buy us a miracle, that's all. 829 01:10:12,212 --> 01:10:14,581 Go away! 830 01:10:17,584 --> 01:10:19,586 What? What? 831 01:10:19,586 --> 01:10:22,456 Are you the miracle Max who worked for the king all those years? 832 01:10:22,456 --> 01:10:26,593 The king's stinking son fired me. And thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. 833 01:10:26,593 --> 01:10:30,364 While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? 834 01:10:30,364 --> 01:10:32,165 We're closed! 835 01:10:34,168 --> 01:10:36,570 Beat it or I'll call the brute squad. 836 01:10:36,570 --> 01:10:40,040 - I'm on the brute squad. - You are the brute squad. 837 01:10:40,040 --> 01:10:43,243 We need a miracle, it's very important. 838 01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:47,247 Look, I'm retired. Besides, why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired? 839 01:10:47,347 --> 01:10:49,683 I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle. 840 01:10:49,683 --> 01:10:51,685 He's already dead. 841 01:10:51,685 --> 01:10:55,255 He is, eh? I'll take a look. Bring him in. 842 01:11:07,634 --> 01:11:09,636 I've seen worse. 843 01:11:16,210 --> 01:11:18,946 Sir, Sir! 844 01:11:18,946 --> 01:11:21,648 We're really in a terrible rush. 845 01:11:21,648 --> 01:11:25,352 Don't rush me, sonny. You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. 846 01:11:25,352 --> 01:11:29,323 - You got money? - 65. 847 01:11:29,323 --> 01:11:31,658 I never worked for so little, 848 01:11:31,658 --> 01:11:34,328 except once, and that was a very noble cause. 849 01:11:34,328 --> 01:11:42,603 This is noble, sir. His wife is crippled, his children are on the brink of starvation. 850 01:11:42,603 --> 01:11:44,905 Are you a rotten liar. 851 01:11:44,905 --> 01:11:48,609 I need him to help avenge my father, murdered these twenty years. 852 01:11:48,609 --> 01:11:51,612 Your first story was better. Where's that bellows? 853 01:11:51,612 --> 01:11:53,413 He probably owes you money, huh? 854 01:11:53,413 --> 01:11:56,316 - Well, I'll ask him. - He's dead. He can't talk. 855 01:11:57,618 --> 01:12:00,120 Look who knows so much. 856 01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:03,924 Well, it just so happens that your friend here is only "mostly dead". 857 01:12:03,924 --> 01:12:07,895 There's a big difference between "mostly dead" and "all dead". 858 01:12:07,895 --> 01:12:10,631 Please open his mouth. 859 01:12:11,632 --> 01:12:15,903 Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. 860 01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:19,907 Now, all dead... well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do. 861 01:12:19,907 --> 01:12:24,411 - What's that? - Go through his clothes and look for loose change. 862 01:12:29,082 --> 01:12:35,656 Hey! Hello in there. Hey! What's so important? 863 01:12:35,656 --> 01:12:39,660 What you got here that's worth living for? 864 01:12:41,094 --> 01:12:46,800 True... love... 865 01:12:46,800 --> 01:12:49,870 True love. You heard him. You could not ask for a more noble cause than that. 866 01:12:49,870 --> 01:12:54,107 Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. 867 01:12:54,107 --> 01:12:57,377 Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, 868 01:12:57,377 --> 01:13:02,683 where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They're so perky, I love that. 869 01:13:02,683 --> 01:13:07,054 But that's not what he said. He distinctly said "to blave". 870 01:13:07,054 --> 01:13:09,990 And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff". 871 01:13:09,990 --> 01:13:11,859 So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated... 872 01:13:11,859 --> 01:13:13,861 Liar! Liar! 873 01:13:13,861 --> 01:13:15,696 Get back, witch! 874 01:13:15,696 --> 01:13:17,631 I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. 875 01:13:17,631 --> 01:13:20,634 But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore. 876 01:13:20,634 --> 01:13:22,636 You never had it so good. 877 01:13:22,636 --> 01:13:25,072 "True love", he said. True love, Max. My god! 878 01:13:25,072 --> 01:13:27,641 - Don't say another word, Valerie. - He's afraid. 879 01:13:27,641 --> 01:13:30,344 Ever since prince Humperdinck fired him, his confidence is shattered. 880 01:13:30,344 --> 01:13:33,647 Why'd you say that name? You promised me that you would never say that name. 881 01:13:33,647 --> 01:13:37,084 What, Humperdinck? Humperdinck. Humperdinck! 882 01:13:37,084 --> 01:13:40,087 - Humperdinck. Humperdinck. - I'm not listening. 883 01:13:40,153 --> 01:13:44,458 A life expiring and you don't have the decency to say why you won't help. 884 01:13:44,458 --> 01:13:47,461 - Nobody's hearing nothing! - Humperdinck! Humperdinck! 885 01:13:47,461 --> 01:13:50,464 This is Buttercup's true love. If you heal him, 886 01:13:50,464 --> 01:13:52,666 he will stop Humperdinck's wedding. 887 01:13:52,666 --> 01:13:56,436 Shut up! Wait. I make him better, Humperdinck suffers? 888 01:13:56,436 --> 01:13:59,106 Humiliations galore! 889 01:14:02,109 --> 01:14:06,413 That is a noble cause. Give me the sixty-five, I'm on the job. 890 01:14:10,817 --> 01:14:12,419 That's a miracle pill? 891 01:14:12,419 --> 01:14:15,122 The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. 892 01:14:15,055 --> 01:14:18,559 But you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency. 893 01:14:18,559 --> 01:14:21,929 - And you shouldn't go swimming after, for at least, what? - An hour. 894 01:14:22,129 --> 01:14:24,131 - Yeah, an hour. - A good hour. 895 01:14:24,431 --> 01:14:26,633 - Thank you for everything. - Okay. 896 01:14:26,633 --> 01:14:30,137 - Bye-bye, boys. - Have fun storming the castle. 897 01:14:30,137 --> 01:14:32,639 - Think it'll work? - It would take a miracle. 898 01:14:32,639 --> 01:14:33,941 - Bye! - Bye! 899 01:14:47,087 --> 01:14:50,390 Inigo, there's more than thirty... 900 01:14:50,390 --> 01:14:54,394 What's the difference? We've got him. 901 01:14:54,394 --> 01:14:57,798 Help me here. We'll have to force feed him. 902 01:14:58,098 --> 01:15:01,902 - Has it been fifteen minutes? - We can't wait the wedding's in half an hour 903 01:15:01,902 --> 01:15:04,404 and we must strike in the hustle and the bustle beforehand. 904 01:15:04,471 --> 01:15:07,908 Tilt his head back. Open his mouth. 905 01:15:12,613 --> 01:15:15,616 How long do we have to wait before we know if the miracle works? 906 01:15:15,616 --> 01:15:17,184 Your guess is as good as mine... 907 01:15:17,184 --> 01:15:20,187 I'll beat you both apart. I'll take you both together! 908 01:15:20,187 --> 01:15:22,556 I guess not very long. 909 01:15:23,190 --> 01:15:25,192 Why won't my arms move? 910 01:15:25,192 --> 01:15:27,494 You've been mostly dead all day. 911 01:15:27,494 --> 01:15:30,864 We had miracle Max make a pill to bring you back. 912 01:15:30,864 --> 01:15:33,867 Who are you? Are we enemies? 913 01:15:33,867 --> 01:15:36,870 Why am I on this wall? Where's Buttercup? 914 01:15:36,870 --> 01:15:38,172 Let me explain... 915 01:15:38,172 --> 01:15:40,374 No, there is too much. Let me sum up. 916 01:15:40,374 --> 01:15:43,510 Buttercup is marrying Humperdinck in a little less than half an hour, 917 01:15:43,510 --> 01:15:46,446 So All we have to do is get in, break up the wedding, 918 01:15:46,446 --> 01:15:49,449 steal the princess, make our escape. After I kill count Rugen. 919 01:15:49,449 --> 01:15:51,885 That doesn't leave much time for dilly dallying. 920 01:15:51,885 --> 01:15:54,655 You've just wiggled your finger. That's wonderful. 921 01:15:54,655 --> 01:15:56,590 I've always been a quick healer. 922 01:15:56,590 --> 01:15:57,891 What are our liabilities? 923 01:15:57,891 --> 01:15:59,893 There is but one working castle gate... 924 01:16:04,164 --> 01:16:07,367 ...and it is guarded by sixty men. 925 01:16:07,367 --> 01:16:09,169 And our assets? 926 01:16:09,169 --> 01:16:12,539 Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel. 927 01:16:12,539 --> 01:16:15,042 That's it? Impossible. 928 01:16:15,042 --> 01:16:17,177 If I had a month to plan, maybe I could come up with something. 929 01:16:17,177 --> 01:16:19,847 But this... 930 01:16:19,847 --> 01:16:22,850 You just shook your head That doesn't make you happy? 931 01:16:25,853 --> 01:16:30,557 My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, 932 01:16:30,624 --> 01:16:33,927 and you think a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy? 933 01:16:34,628 --> 01:16:37,931 I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. 934 01:16:37,931 --> 01:16:40,634 Where did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had? 935 01:16:40,634 --> 01:16:43,237 Over the albino, I think. 936 01:16:43,237 --> 01:16:47,741 Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place? 937 01:16:47,741 --> 01:16:50,244 What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak. 938 01:16:50,244 --> 01:16:54,248 - There we cannot help you. - Will this do? 939 01:16:54,248 --> 01:16:56,950 - Where did you get that? - At miracle Max's. 940 01:16:56,950 --> 01:16:59,653 It fit so nice, he said I could keep it. 941 01:16:59,653 --> 01:17:01,955 All right, all right. Come on, help me up. 942 01:17:03,223 --> 01:17:05,626 Now, I'll need a sword eventually. 943 01:17:05,626 --> 01:17:07,327 Why? You can't even lift one. 944 01:17:07,327 --> 01:17:09,630 True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it? 945 01:17:10,330 --> 01:17:14,601 Thank you. Now, there may be problems once we're inside. 946 01:17:14,601 --> 01:17:17,337 I'll say! How do I find the count? 947 01:17:17,337 --> 01:17:20,607 Once I do, how do I find you again? Once I find you again, how do we escape? 948 01:17:20,607 --> 01:17:23,343 Don't pester him, he's had a hard day. 949 01:17:23,343 --> 01:17:26,313 Right, right, sorry. 950 01:17:28,916 --> 01:17:31,618 - Inigo. - What? 951 01:17:31,618 --> 01:17:34,321 I hope we win... 952 01:17:34,321 --> 01:17:37,291 You don't seem excited, my little muffin. 953 01:17:37,291 --> 01:17:41,628 - Should I be? - Brides often are, I'm told. 954 01:17:41,628 --> 01:17:46,600 I do not marry tonight. My Westley will save me. 955 01:18:38,685 --> 01:18:41,655 Marriage. 956 01:18:41,655 --> 01:18:47,060 Marriage is what brings us together today. 957 01:18:47,060 --> 01:18:51,365 Marriage, that blessed arrangement, 958 01:18:51,365 --> 01:18:55,369 that dream within a dream... 959 01:18:57,371 --> 01:19:00,941 Stand your ground, men! 960 01:19:04,077 --> 01:19:06,046 Stand your ground! 961 01:19:06,046 --> 01:19:10,651 I am the dread pirate Roberts! 962 01:19:10,651 --> 01:19:14,655 There will be no survivors. 963 01:19:14,655 --> 01:19:18,025 - Now? - Not yet. 964 01:19:18,025 --> 01:19:21,662 My men are here, and I am here, 965 01:19:21,762 --> 01:19:25,465 but soon you will not be here. 966 01:19:25,465 --> 01:19:28,735 - Now? - Light him. 967 01:19:31,405 --> 01:19:35,742 The dread pirate Roberts takes no survivors. 968 01:19:36,743 --> 01:19:40,848 All your worst nightmares are about to come true. 969 01:19:41,148 --> 01:19:50,858 And love, true love, will follow you forever... 970 01:19:50,858 --> 01:19:56,129 The dread pirate Roberts is here for your souls! 971 01:20:01,134 --> 01:20:04,438 Stay where you are. I said stay where you are! 972 01:20:08,442 --> 01:20:12,112 So treasure your love... 973 01:20:12,112 --> 01:20:14,381 Skip to the end. 974 01:20:14,381 --> 01:20:17,117 Have you the ring? 975 01:20:17,117 --> 01:20:20,120 Here comes my Westley now. 976 01:20:20,120 --> 01:20:22,122 Fezzik, the portcullis. 977 01:20:27,394 --> 01:20:31,098 Your Westley is dead. I killed him myself. 978 01:20:31,098 --> 01:20:33,400 Then why is there fear behind your eyes? 979 01:20:37,404 --> 01:20:39,773 Give us the gate key. 980 01:20:39,773 --> 01:20:42,109 I have no gate key. 981 01:20:42,109 --> 01:20:44,411 Fezzik, tear his arms off. 982 01:20:44,411 --> 01:20:47,781 Oh, you mean this gate key. 983 01:20:47,915 --> 01:20:50,918 And do you, princess Buttercup... 984 01:20:50,918 --> 01:20:53,587 "Man and wife", say "Man and wife"! 985 01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:55,856 Man and wife. 986 01:20:55,856 --> 01:21:01,595 Escort the bride to the honeymoon suite, I'll be there shortly. 987 01:21:01,595 --> 01:21:03,597 He didn't come. 988 01:21:37,164 --> 01:21:39,833 Kill the dark one and the giant, 989 01:21:39,833 --> 01:21:42,569 but leave the third for questioning. 990 01:21:53,647 --> 01:21:58,151 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. 991 01:21:58,151 --> 01:22:02,155 You killed my father. Prepare to die. 992 01:22:25,946 --> 01:22:29,616 Fezzik! I need you! 993 01:22:29,616 --> 01:22:31,618 I can't leave him alone. 994 01:22:31,618 --> 01:22:34,621 He's getting away from me! Fezzik. Please! 995 01:22:39,626 --> 01:22:41,261 I'll be right back. 996 01:22:49,636 --> 01:22:51,338 Thank you. 997 01:22:52,639 --> 01:22:53,907 Strange wedding. 998 01:22:53,907 --> 01:22:57,911 Yes. A very strange wedding. 999 01:22:57,911 --> 01:22:59,913 Come along. 1000 01:23:05,285 --> 01:23:06,920 What was that for? 1001 01:23:06,920 --> 01:23:11,291 Because you've always been so kind to me. And I won't be seeing you again 1002 01:23:11,291 --> 01:23:14,928 since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite. 1003 01:23:14,928 --> 01:23:16,797 Won't that be nice? 1004 01:23:16,797 --> 01:23:18,599 She kissed me! 1005 01:24:05,679 --> 01:24:10,651 Sorry, father. I tried. 1006 01:24:10,651 --> 01:24:13,654 I tried... 1007 01:24:13,654 --> 01:24:19,660 You must be that little Spanish brat I taught a lesson to all those years ago. 1008 01:24:19,660 --> 01:24:26,066 It's simply incredible. Have you been chasing me your whole life only to fail now? 1009 01:24:26,066 --> 01:24:30,070 I think that's the worst thing I ever heard. 1010 01:24:30,070 --> 01:24:33,040 How marvelous. 1011 01:25:09,142 --> 01:25:12,145 There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. 1012 01:25:12,145 --> 01:25:14,715 It would be a pity to damage yours. 1013 01:25:14,715 --> 01:25:20,420 Oh, Westley, darling! 1014 01:25:20,420 --> 01:25:23,423 Westley, why won't you hold me? 1015 01:25:23,423 --> 01:25:25,158 Gently. 1016 01:25:25,158 --> 01:25:28,795 At a time like this that's all you can think to say? "Gently"? 1017 01:25:28,795 --> 01:25:31,098 Gently! 1018 01:25:44,111 --> 01:25:50,684 Good heavens. Are you still trying to win? 1019 01:25:50,684 --> 01:25:54,388 You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. 1020 01:25:54,388 --> 01:25:58,125 It's going to get you into trouble some day. 1021 01:26:10,771 --> 01:26:21,081 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1022 01:26:25,385 --> 01:26:32,392 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1023 01:26:37,464 --> 01:26:43,170 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 1024 01:26:43,170 --> 01:26:49,176 Stop saying that! 1025 01:26:49,176 --> 01:26:54,882 Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father! Prepare to die! 1026 01:26:54,882 --> 01:25:40,741 - Offer me money. - Yes. 1027 01:26:56,884 --> 01:26:58,886 Power too, promise me that. 1028 01:26:58,886 --> 01:27:02,489 All that I have and more. Please... 1029 01:27:02,489 --> 01:27:04,958 Offer me everything I ask for. 1030 01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:07,461 Anything you want. 1031 01:27:09,129 --> 01:27:12,866 I want my father back, you son-of-a-bitch! 1032 01:27:27,147 --> 01:27:29,583 Oh, Westley, will you ever forgive me? 1033 01:27:29,583 --> 01:27:31,852 What hideous sin have you committed lately? 1034 01:27:31,852 --> 01:27:35,856 I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast. 1035 01:27:35,856 --> 01:27:37,524 - It never happened. - What? 1036 01:27:37,524 --> 01:27:39,359 - It never happened. - But it did. 1037 01:27:39,359 --> 01:27:41,161 I was there. This old man said "Man and wife." 1038 01:27:41,161 --> 01:27:44,164 Did you say "I do"? 1039 01:27:44,164 --> 01:27:46,834 Well, no, we sort of skipped that part. 1040 01:27:46,834 --> 01:27:52,840 Then you're not married. If you didn't say it, you didn't do it. 1041 01:27:52,940 --> 01:27:55,609 Wouldn't you agree, your Highness? 1042 01:27:55,609 --> 01:27:58,946 A technicality that will shortly be remedied. 1043 01:28:00,314 --> 01:28:03,317 But first things first... 1044 01:28:05,252 --> 01:28:09,623 - To the death! - No. To the pain! 1045 01:28:09,623 --> 01:28:12,926 I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase. 1046 01:28:12,926 --> 01:28:16,630 I'll explain. And I'll use small words 1047 01:28:16,630 --> 01:28:20,934 so that you'll be sure to understand, you wart-hog-faced buffoon. 1048 01:28:20,934 --> 01:28:26,206 That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. 1049 01:28:26,206 --> 01:28:28,909 It won't be the last. 1050 01:28:28,909 --> 01:28:32,579 To the pain means the first thing you lose will be your feet, below the ankles, 1051 01:28:32,579 --> 01:28:35,215 then your hands at the wrists, 1052 01:28:35,215 --> 01:28:36,583 next your nose. 1053 01:28:36,583 --> 01:28:38,318 and then my tongue, I suppose. 1054 01:28:38,318 --> 01:28:43,290 I killed you too quickly the last time, a mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight. 1055 01:28:43,290 --> 01:28:47,594 I wasn't finished! The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right... 1056 01:28:47,594 --> 01:28:51,298 And then my ears, I understand. Let's get on with it. 1057 01:28:51,298 --> 01:28:56,603 Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why: 1058 01:28:56,603 --> 01:29:02,609 so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish, 1059 01:29:02,609 --> 01:29:06,280 every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out: 1060 01:29:06,280 --> 01:29:10,984 "Dear god, what is that thing?", will echo in your perfect ears. 1061 01:29:10,984 --> 01:29:15,189 That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, 1062 01:29:15,189 --> 01:29:18,892 wallowing in freakish misery forever. 1063 01:29:21,695 --> 01:29:23,997 I think you're bluffing. 1064 01:29:23,997 --> 01:29:28,001 It's possible, pig, I might be bluffing. 1065 01:29:28,001 --> 01:29:31,004 It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass, 1066 01:29:31,004 --> 01:29:35,008 that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand, 1067 01:29:35,008 --> 01:29:39,947 then again, perhaps I have the strength after all. 1068 01:29:56,663 --> 01:30:00,033 Drop your sword! 1069 01:30:04,671 --> 01:30:06,673 Have a seat! 1070 01:30:10,043 --> 01:30:12,546 Tie him up. 1071 01:30:13,146 --> 01:30:15,649 Make it as tight as you like. 1072 01:30:20,053 --> 01:30:22,623 - Where's Fezzik? - I thought he was with you. 1073 01:30:22,623 --> 01:30:25,359 - No. - In that case... 1074 01:30:25,359 --> 01:30:26,627 Help him. 1075 01:30:26,627 --> 01:30:28,629 Why does Westley need helping? 1076 01:30:28,629 --> 01:30:30,364 Because he has no strength. 1077 01:30:30,364 --> 01:30:32,933 I knew it! I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing. 1078 01:30:32,933 --> 01:30:34,635 Shall I dispatch him for you? 1079 01:30:34,635 --> 01:30:37,070 - Thank you, but no. - Whatever happens to us, 1080 01:30:37,070 --> 01:30:40,007 I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice. 1081 01:30:40,007 --> 01:30:46,013 Inigo! Inigo, where are you? 1082 01:30:46,146 --> 01:30:48,148 Ah, there you are. 1083 01:30:48,148 --> 01:30:53,720 Inigo, I saw the prince's stables, and there they were, four white horses. 1084 01:30:53,720 --> 01:30:58,125 And I thought, there are four of us, if we ever find the lady... 1085 01:30:58,125 --> 01:31:01,094 Hello, lady! 1086 01:31:01,094 --> 01:31:05,599 So I took them with me, in case we ever bumped into each other. 1087 01:31:05,599 --> 01:31:07,401 I guess we just did. 1088 01:31:07,401 --> 01:31:10,103 Fezzik, you did something right. 1089 01:31:10,103 --> 01:31:13,841 Don't worry. I won't let it go to my head. 1090 01:31:32,426 --> 01:31:36,697 You know, it's very strange, 1091 01:31:36,697 --> 01:31:40,701 I have been in the revenge business so long, 1092 01:31:40,701 --> 01:31:45,372 now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life. 1093 01:31:45,372 --> 01:31:48,075 Have you ever considered piracy? 1094 01:31:48,075 --> 01:31:51,812 You'd make a wonderful dread pirate Roberts. 1095 01:32:02,089 --> 01:32:04,391 They rode to freedom. 1096 01:32:04,391 --> 01:32:09,096 And as dawn arose, Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe. 1097 01:32:09,096 --> 01:32:13,767 A wave of love swept over them. And as they reached for each other... 1098 01:32:16,470 --> 01:32:17,905 What? What? 1099 01:32:17,905 --> 01:32:21,909 No, it's kissing again. You don't want to hear it. 1100 01:32:21,909 --> 01:32:25,546 - I don't mind so much. - Okay. 1101 01:32:28,849 --> 01:32:32,553 Since the invention of the kiss, there have been 5 kisses 1102 01:32:32,553 --> 01:32:36,156 that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. 1103 01:32:36,156 --> 01:32:40,160 This one left them all behind. 1104 01:32:43,063 --> 01:32:44,865 The end. 1105 01:32:47,434 --> 01:32:50,437 Now I think you ought to go to sleep. 1106 01:32:56,877 --> 01:33:00,147 Okay. Okay. 1107 01:33:01,148 --> 01:33:04,451 Okay. All right. 1108 01:33:07,154 --> 01:33:08,822 Shalom! 1109 01:33:10,524 --> 01:33:12,526 Grandpa? 1110 01:33:15,529 --> 01:33:19,833 Maybe you could come over and read it again to me tomorrow. 1111 01:33:21,268 --> 01:33:22,836 As you wish...