1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,200 放眼全院只有哥有资格 I'm the only doctor in this hospital 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:06,600 做这种手术 that's qualifiedto do this procedure, 3 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:09,400 而如今 天妒淫才啊 And today, that puts me at a real disadvantage. 4 00:00:11,800 --> 00:00:13,700 哥治好了癌症 2B I cured cancer, you dick! 5 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:14,400 神马 Huh? 6 00:00:14,400 --> 00:00:15,500 老母 我做到了 Mom, I did it. 7 00:00:15,500 --> 00:00:16,800 我治好了癌症 I cured cancer. 8 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:17,900 很好 Great. 9 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:20,500 或许这样你才能有时间来看我 Now maybe you can visit me sometime. 10 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:22,200 我不是就在你面前吗 Mom, I'm right here. 11 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,200 给你点儿小忠告 Just a little friendly reminder, 12 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:28,300 Richie医生 别再试图治好癌症了 Dr. Richie... Stop trying to cure cancer. 13 00:00:28,300 --> 00:00:31,300 神啊 真希望你能跟你哥一样成为一个医生 Oh, God, I just wish you'd become a doctor like your brother. 14 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,300 我不是医生是神马 I am a doctor. 15 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:41,400 我们有着各种工作 We all have a job to do. 16 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,700 有打洞者 有老湿 Some people dig holes, some people teach, 17 00:00:43,700 --> 00:00:45,900 还有一些人奔月去了 而重点是 Some even go to the moon, and none are more 18 00:00:45,900 --> 00:00:48,500 众生平等 医生至上 important than the other, except for doctors. 19 00:00:48,500 --> 00:00:50,900 你马上就会了解到 这帮小子对付各种情况 You'll notice that most young patients respond to 20 00:00:50,900 --> 00:00:53,700 都只有两种反应 Almost any situation with one of two phrases... 21 00:00:53,700 --> 00:00:55,800 "大热狗啊"或"猫了个咪啊" "Hot dog" Or "Mama mia." 22 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:56,900 看好咯 Watch this. 23 00:00:56,900 --> 00:00:58,800 喂 跟你说个事儿 Hey, I got news for you. 24 00:00:58,800 --> 00:01:00,200 你明天就能回家了 You're going home tomorrow. 25 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,500 大热狗啊 Hot dog! 26 00:01:01,500 --> 00:01:03,000 因为我们查不出你有嘛毛病 Because we don't know what's wrong with you 27 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:04,100 所以你就快归西了 and you're gonna die. 28 00:01:04,100 --> 00:01:06,000 猫了个咪的 Mama mia. 29 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:08,000 来了个10岁的病人 I got a 10-year-old down! 30 00:01:09,900 --> 00:01:11,200 神马情况 What do we got? 31 00:01:11,300 --> 00:01:13,100 这丫放学后在一个制刀厂打工 This kid works at a knife factory after school. 32 00:01:13,100 --> 00:01:14,600 老板的三八红旗手 Boss says he's all thumbs. 33 00:01:14,600 --> 00:01:15,700 Owen 好像Blake神马的 Hey, Owen, it turns out that 34 00:01:15,700 --> 00:01:17,700 没上过医校啊 Blake here never went to medical school. 35 00:01:17,700 --> 00:01:20,500 所以从今往后他被打回实习队伍 We're just gonna add him to your interns today and call it even. 36 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:22,200 啊哦 欢迎入队 Fine. Welcome to the team. 37 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,000 血压 50/80 Blood pressure... 50 over 80. 38 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:26,200 白细胞指数增加 低烧中 White-blood-cell count elevated, slight fever. 39 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:27,600 -这是神马病来着 -暂且无法确定 - What's the call? - Too soon to tell. 40 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:28,300 你好专业喂 God, you are good. 41 00:01:28,300 --> 00:01:30,900 无意打扰你们 深知你们很优秀 Look, I don't want to interrupt here, and you're one of our best, 42 00:01:30,900 --> 00:01:32,800 但这丫不明摆着是刀伤吗 but isn't this clearly a knife wound? 43 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,600 你丫懂个胯子 Hey, suit, you stay out of my way! 44 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:36,500 刀伤神马的都是浮云 The knife is just a small piece of the puzzle. 45 00:01:36,500 --> 00:01:38,500 我们得找出病根 病根侬晓得伐 We got to figure out what's really wrong with this kid. 46 00:01:38,500 --> 00:01:40,500 Nidhi 这次拼错你名字了木有 Nidhi, am I pronouncing that correctly? 47 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,100 -再次拼错 -关我鸟事 - It's Nidhi. - I do not care. 48 00:01:42,100 --> 00:01:43,200 去查查过去40天内 I need you to interview everyone 49 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:45,500 跟他有过私人接触的淫们 he's come in contact with in the last 40 days. 50 00:01:45,500 --> 00:01:46,700 去学校看看 Go to his school. 51 00:01:46,700 --> 00:01:48,500 所以你是说 刀伤神马的 So what you're telling me is that outside of being 52 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:51,800 比起其他症状 再正常不过了 punctured by a large knife, Noah's had no unusual symptoms. 53 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,300 去制刀场看看 Go to the knife factory. 54 00:01:53,300 --> 00:01:55,500 所以你是说 他就那样健健康康 So what you're telling me is that he walked out of here 55 00:01:55,500 --> 00:01:58,600 大摇大摆的走出去了 with no sign of anything wrong at all? 56 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,100 不 我是说他胸口插着把刀大摇大摆的走出去了 No, I'm telling you he had a knife in his stomach. 57 00:02:02,100 --> 00:02:03,600 去他老母的发廊看看 Go to his mother's hair stylist. 58 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,000 所以你是说 做个挑染 So what you're telling me is it'll cost more to get 59 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,500 居然比染整个头发还要贵 highlights than it will to dye all my hair? 60 00:02:08,500 --> 00:02:10,600 Blake 命你去图书馆 Blake, I want you to get down to the library. 61 00:02:10,600 --> 00:02:11,400 上个网 Get on the Internet, 62 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:13,300 尽你所能查出有关年轻男孩的那些事 find out everything you can about young boys. 63 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:14,600 正中我下怀 I know just where to go. 64 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:16,200 噢 Oh. 65 00:02:17,800 --> 00:02:19,800 Park 这总没拼错吧 Park, am I pronouncing that correctly? 66 00:02:19,800 --> 00:02:20,300 恩 Yes. 67 00:02:20,300 --> 00:02:21,800 我要你昼夜不分地守护着他 I want you with this kid night and day. 68 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:23,500 我估计他活不过三天了 I think he's only got three days to live tops. 69 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:24,400 所以我要陪护丫四天 I'm gonna need four. 70 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:25,800 我懂的 坏淫 You got it, mister. 71 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,600 Chet 养兵千日 用兵一时 Chet, this is your big moment, buddy. 72 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:28,600 我懂的 I'm on it! 73 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:29,100 等会 Excuse me. 74 00:02:29,100 --> 00:02:30,800 难道我们就不能把刀拔了再说 Aren't we just gonna take the knife out? 75 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:31,600 喂 Hey! 76 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,400 你又木有上过医校 You did not go to medical school, 77 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:36,700 所以你莫要乱激动 and until you do, you will take a chill pill. 78 00:02:36,800 --> 00:02:38,700 所有人 任务的 明白否 过来下 Now, everybody know your assignments. Get it in here. 79 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,100 数到三就喊"圈叉医院" "Childrens Hospital" On 3. 80 00:02:40,100 --> 00:02:42,400 -1 2 3 -圈叉医院 - 1, 2, 3... - Childrens Hospital! 81 00:02:43,700 --> 00:02:44,800 员工注意 Attention, staff. 82 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,500 火热的奇多 膨化食品都是劣质而致命的 Cheetos flamin' hot crunchy snacks are dangerously cheesy. 83 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:50,300 这里的每个人 都是勤劳的小蜜蜂 We're all like worker bees here, 84 00:02:50,300 --> 00:02:51,800 寻寻觅觅 采采蜜蜜 Each of us running around, 85 00:02:51,800 --> 00:02:54,000 四处采花 Bringing honey from one place to another, 86 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,300 从不深究 Never really knowing what the others 87 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,800 其他人在YY啥子 Are thinking or feeling or dreaming. 88 00:02:57,800 --> 00:02:59,900 医院就像个大蜂巢 A hospital really is like a beehive. 89 00:02:59,900 --> 00:03:02,300 明明是像监狱 I've say a hospital was more than like prison. 90 00:03:02,300 --> 00:03:04,200 蜂巢多诗意啊 Beehive is more poetic. 91 00:03:04,200 --> 00:03:06,300 帅哥啊 Mmm, he's cute. 92 00:03:06,300 --> 00:03:08,000 我了个去 丑霸一个 No way. He's gross. 93 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:09,700 你是一定得反对我的每个... Do you have to disagree with everything I... 94 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:11,900 神马 你该不是能读脑电波吧 Wait, can you hear my thoughts? 95 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,400 -恩 -牛大了 - Yeah. - Wow. 96 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,600 多牛的天赋啊 What an amazing gift. 97 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:16,000 其实蛮不爽 It's awful, actually. 98 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,500 我老是读到别人在YY我 各种YY I can hear all the horrible things people think of me. 99 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,600 神啊 祥林嫂在世 Geez, what a whiner. 100 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:21,700 啊哦 Oops. 101 00:03:21,900 --> 00:03:23,700 *I heard you speak* 102 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:28,100 *but I couldn't believe* 103 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:35,900 *Now it's gone .We've fallen apart .It feels wrong.* 104 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,800 *I wanna go back to the start* 105 00:03:38,800 --> 00:03:43,900 *The problem with romance is there are no second chances...* 106 00:03:47,000 --> 00:03:47,800 等会 Wait a second. 107 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:49,400 你一直在这待着吗 Have you been here this whole time? 108 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:53,300 表示我待这的时候你还在穿开裆裤呢 I've been spending many hours in this hospital, Dr. Richie. 109 00:03:53,300 --> 00:03:54,400 你咋知道我名字的 How do you know my name? 110 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,600 我懂各种状况 I know a great many things. 111 00:03:56,600 --> 00:03:58,800 比如你能治好某种 For example, I understand that you've discovered a cure 112 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:03,000 之前治不好的疾病 我懂的 For a certain... Heretofore uncurable disease. 113 00:04:03,000 --> 00:04:04,100 是不治之症 Incurable. 114 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:06,200 没啥病治不好的 No such word as uncurable. 115 00:04:06,200 --> 00:04:07,200 您哪位 Who are you, anyway? 116 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:10,700 我代表一个有着特殊请求的神秘组织 I represent an organization that has a special request. 117 00:04:10,700 --> 00:04:15,200 命令你丫 给老子放弃癌症研究神马的 Drop the cancer cure... Or else. 118 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:21,800 等会 抱歉 Wait. I'm sorry. 119 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:23,100 刚打野去了 你说毛 I wasn't listening. What? 120 00:04:27,300 --> 00:04:29,500 神马东西 This information is no good. 121 00:04:29,500 --> 00:04:31,700 别逼我让那丫归西咯 Don't make me let this kid die. 122 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:32,200 喂 Hey! 123 00:04:32,200 --> 00:04:34,500 我赌50刀 我能说出你们多重 I bet you guys 50 bucks I can guess your weight. 124 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:36,000 50刀 你说不出 I bet you 50 bucks you can't. 125 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:37,700 恩 猜我多重来着 Valerie Yeah. What's up with that, Valerie? 126 00:04:37,700 --> 00:04:38,600 170斤 170. 127 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,500 完全正确 She got that right on the nose. 128 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,500 这位叫Haley的 她能读脑电波 Haley here can read minds, everybody. 129 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,500 那我们现在在想神马 So what are we all thinking right now? 130 00:04:45,500 --> 00:04:49,800 香肠 兄弟视频 死亡 Frankfurters... The Allman brothers... death... 131 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,200 还有香肠 Also frankfurters. 132 00:04:51,700 --> 00:04:52,600 我了个去 Fascinating. 133 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,000 你天赋异禀啊 小萝莉 You have got a gift, young lady. 134 00:04:55,900 --> 00:04:58,400 给杯好咖啡喝会死人吗 Would it kill you to make a decent cup of coffee? 135 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,000 祥林嫂在世啊你 What a whiner. 136 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,500 -可不是嘛 -等会 - I know, right? - Wait. 137 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:04,000 好吧 All right. 138 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:06,300 你得见见我的一个病人 Listen, I've got a patient I need you to meet. 139 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:07,200 跟我来 Come on. 140 00:05:09,200 --> 00:05:12,300 我的意思貌似还表达得不够明显啊 I get the sense that I'm not quite getting through to you, 141 00:05:12,300 --> 00:05:13,500 Richie 医生 Dr. Richie. 142 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:14,000 不 不 不 No, no, no. 143 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:16,400 我知道你说神马禁止继续研究 I heard you say something about stopping my research. 144 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,300 各种禁止 Or else. 145 00:05:17,300 --> 00:05:19,000 对 你说"各种禁止" Right. And then you said "Or else." 146 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:22,000 对 但我貌似跟你不是一个语气神马的 Yeah, but I didn't say it like that... "Or else." 147 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,900 我是威胁语气 I said it menacingly. 148 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:25,000 原来如此啊 Wow. 149 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:27,400 老实说 哥还真没听出任何威胁语气 I mean, if I'm being honest, it didn't sound very menacing. 150 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,300 那是因为你老打野 That's because you weren't paying attention. 151 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,100 你说毛 没注意听 What did you say? I'm so sorry. 152 00:05:32,100 --> 00:05:33,500 我说你老打野 不认真听我说 I said you weren't paying attention to me. 153 00:05:33,500 --> 00:05:34,400 我没有 I wasn't. 154 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,600 好吧 我错了 错了 大人 I'm guilty. Guilty, your honor. 155 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:38,700 你觉得 你能读一个 Now, do you think you can read the mind 156 00:05:38,700 --> 00:05:41,800 昏迷了有40年的人的脑电波吗 Of someone who's been in a coma for about 40 years? 157 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:44,300 真无聊 我试试吧 I'll give it a try, but it sounds boring. 158 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,400 好的 听着 All right, now, listen. 159 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:47,100 只有你能从他口中套到信息 Only you can get the information from him, 160 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,300 IP IQ IC 卡 让丫统统告诉你密码 and only he can fill in the blanks. 161 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:51,300 搞定丫 小萝莉 Go get him, killer! 162 00:05:53,800 --> 00:05:56,500 多希望我能醒来 这里都有味儿了 I wish I could wake up, but I think it smells in here... 163 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:59,100 或者是我的鼻子有味儿了 Or is that just the inside of my nose? 164 00:06:02,700 --> 00:06:03,900 我得去尿尿 I have to pee-pee. 165 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:06,000 何时我才能找出射杀 J.R. 的凶手啊 When am I gonna find out who shot J.R.? 166 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,600 怀念走路的感觉 I miss walking. 167 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,100 我还饿着呢 I'm still hungry. 168 00:06:09,100 --> 00:06:10,500 他们总不喂饱我 They didn't feed me enough. 169 00:06:10,500 --> 00:06:13,300 我希望有本书能看 I wish I had a book. 170 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:19,000 哦 Oh. 171 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:22,000 听着 这可能有点难以理解 Hey, this might be a little confusing for you, 172 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,000 你昏迷了大概有40年吧 But you've been in a coma for 40 years. 173 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,200 这不是真的我 I'm not really here. 174 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,900 我是在用脑电波跟你交流 I'm communicating with you via mental telepathy. 175 00:06:27,900 --> 00:06:29,000 挖日 Wow. 176 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:30,600 如此之多的问题 So many questions. 177 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:31,900 喂 纽约的世贸中心 Hey, did they ever finish building 178 00:06:31,900 --> 00:06:33,800 现在完工了木有 that world trade center in New York? 179 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:34,700 额 完工了 Well, yes. 180 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:35,700 大热狗啊 Hot dog! 181 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:37,900 -但是... -你觉得神马情况 - But... - How do you think it's going in there? 182 00:06:37,900 --> 00:06:39,400 猫了个咪啊 Mama mia! 183 00:06:39,400 --> 00:06:41,600 就是各种刺痛 还有个事 Those pricks. One more random thing. 184 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:43,600 挑战者号怎么样了 How did that challenger flight go? 185 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:47,000 -母鸡啦 他们让我问你些事 - Yeah...So they want me to ask you some questions. 186 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:47,800 好吧 All right. 187 00:06:49,500 --> 00:06:51,300 你买的基本保险是安泰保险吗 Is Aetna your primary carrier 188 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:53,400 还是你又买了其他险种 or are you being covered by another plan? 189 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:55,700 额滴个神啊 我真不知道 Gee whiz, I really don't know. 190 00:06:55,700 --> 00:06:57,100 保险上还有神马其他我们不知道的条款 Do you have any other conditions we didn't know about? 191 00:06:57,100 --> 00:06:59,100 我还是正太的时候就昏迷了 I went into the coma when I was like 2 or 3 years old, 192 00:06:59,100 --> 00:07:00,400 或许你们可以去问问我老母 so you probably have to ask my mom. 193 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:01,700 好吧 但是这有点重要 Okay, but still, this is kind of important. 194 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:31,400 说白了 Let me get this straight. 195 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:34,700 你是让哥忘掉哥能治好癌症 You're trying to convince me to forget that I cured cancer 196 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:37,800 不去拯救芸芸众生吗 And allow countless people to die as a result? 197 00:07:38,900 --> 00:07:40,600 -对滴 -哦 - Yes. - Oh. 198 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,300 这样的话 哥不答应 In that case, no, thank you. 199 00:07:42,300 --> 00:07:44,300 哥还是要拯救苍生 I'd, uh, rather just cure it. 200 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:45,700 Richie医生 你有侄女吗 Do you have a niece, Dr. Richie? 201 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:46,600 你才没有侄女呢 Who doesn't? 202 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,100 她是不是住在北卡罗来纳州夏洛特市的狐狸巷 Does she live in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Foxgrove Court? 203 00:07:50,100 --> 00:07:52,900 对 2134号 右手边第一张床 Yeah, 2134 Foxgrove Court, first bedroom on the right. 204 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:54,700 她的门上可没有锁哦 She doesn't even have a lock on the door. 205 00:07:54,700 --> 00:07:56,300 如果丫有个神马三长两短 And what if something happened to her? 206 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:58,200 -不是说会把丫怎么样 但... -太好了 - I'm not saying it's going to, but... - Oh, good. 207 00:07:58,200 --> 00:07:59,800 耳根清净了 One less thing for me to worry about. 208 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,400 大恩不言谢 Thank you. 209 00:08:00,400 --> 00:08:04,300 你的银行账户是不是89598292 And is your bank account 89598292? 210 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:05,300 恩 这有啥 Yeah, but that's nothing. 211 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:06,700 你该听听我的密码是多少 You should hear my pin number... 212 00:08:06,700 --> 00:08:08,900 -是2115... -如果你账户里的所有钱 - 2115... - what would happen if all the money 213 00:08:08,900 --> 00:08:11,900 都凭空消失了咋整呢 In your account just simply disappeared? 214 00:08:12,500 --> 00:08:14,200 你老像我前妻了 You are like my ex-wife, 215 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:16,200 总是杞人忧天 Always worrying about something that might happen. 216 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,000 "天要塌了 "This might happen. 217 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:18,500 2012了 咋整啊" That might happen. Aah!" 218 00:08:18,900 --> 00:08:21,600 3天了 毫无进展 Three days, you guys got nothing. 219 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:24,100 这么闪亮的挑染不是进展么 Uh, I wouldn't call these highlights nothing. 220 00:08:24,300 --> 00:08:26,600 Noah 养了神马宠物 Noah, do you have any pets? 221 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:27,900 一只鱼 I have a fish. 222 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:29,700 你知道它来自世界哪一部分吗 Do you know what part of the world your fish is from? 223 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:31,400 放吧 Can you just tell me the answer? 224 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:34,900 它有着来自亚马逊流域的厄瓜多尔印花扇状尾 He's an Ecuadorian calico fantail from the Amazon river basin, 225 00:08:34,900 --> 00:08:39,000 一种叫钩端螺旋体的寄生虫就在那里繁衍 A breeding ground for a parasite called leptospira. 226 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:40,600 是 Alex Alex. 227 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:41,500 把它带到实验室 Take this to the lab. 228 00:08:41,500 --> 00:08:43,000 切掉丫的腿儿 解剖它 Cut his legs off, dissect him. 229 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:45,300 估摸这它就是携带者 I'm willing to wager that it's a carrier. 230 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:48,900 而春哥保佑了你 钩端螺旋体不会致命 Fortunately for you, young sportsman, leptospira isn't fatal. 231 00:08:48,900 --> 00:08:51,400 睡个几天 你就又会神气活现的了 Couple of days' bed rest, you'll be up and around in no time. 232 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:52,500 你们看见木有 See that, everybody? 233 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,600 撇开第一反应 其实Noah的问题 Despite initial impressions, Noah's medical problems 234 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:57,400 根本就不在这把刀上 Had nothing to do with this. 235 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,300 袄 Oh! 236 00:08:59,700 --> 00:09:01,600 蓝色警报 他昏迷了 Code blue! He's going into a coma! 237 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,500 是吗 Oh. Is he? 238 00:09:03,900 --> 00:09:05,900 人有失手马有失蹄嘛 I could be wrong about all that other stuff. 239 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,900 你究竟要带我去哪 Hey, where are you taking me, anyway? 240 00:09:08,900 --> 00:09:10,000 给你点颜色瞧瞧 I'll give you a hint. 241 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:12,500 那是你世上最重要的东西 It's the most important thing in the world to you. 242 00:09:12,500 --> 00:09:14,000 你把我的狗Sadie带走了吗 Are you taking me to my dog, Sadie? 243 00:09:14,000 --> 00:09:17,000 好吧 你世上第二重要的东西是神马 Okay, what's the second-most important thing in the world to you? 244 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,500 额 我和上帝的绯闻吧 Well, my personal relationship with g-o-d. 245 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:20,900 - 第三呢 - 我的玻璃动物收藏 - Third? - My glass menagerie? 246 00:09:20,900 --> 00:09:22,200 - 第四呢 - 香蕉面包 - Fourth? - Banana bread? 247 00:09:22,200 --> 00:09:23,700 - 第五呢 - Billy Barty的指纹 - Fifth? - Billy Barty's fingertips? 248 00:09:23,700 --> 00:09:24,500 第六呢 Sixth? 249 00:09:24,500 --> 00:09:26,800 -思考中 -得了吧 过来 - Uh... - Oh, that's it. Come on. 250 00:09:26,800 --> 00:09:27,900 香蕉面包 Banana bread? 251 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:31,000 我了个去 Oh, my God. 252 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:34,300 他们终于修剪树丛了 They finally trimmed the bushes! 253 00:09:34,300 --> 00:09:37,000 没让你看树丛 个SB 看车 Not the bushes, you idiot, the car! 254 00:09:37,000 --> 00:09:38,700 你的车没了 看见没 Your car... it's gone. See? 255 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:40,200 对哦 Oh, right! 256 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:41,500 奇了个怪哈 Weird. Huh. 257 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:42,500 你知道不 Well, you know what? 258 00:09:42,500 --> 00:09:45,400 反正下周就到租期了 没神马不了的 My lease is up next week anyway, so no biggie. 259 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,100 没神马...等会 No big... wait a minute. 260 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:50,000 我可能理解错了 Hey, I could be totally reading into this wrong, 261 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:54,800 不过这好像是你为了让哥妥协而偷了哥的车 but I feel like you stole my car to get me to cooperate with you. 262 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,800 我们组织靠的 My organization has a very large stake 263 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:00,300 就是癌症疗程赚钱 in the revenues from cancer treatment. 264 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,900 最不愿看到的就是患者康复 A cure is not in our best interests. 265 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:06,400 别TM断我们财路 Don't mess with us. 266 00:10:06,900 --> 00:10:07,800 等会 Wait a minute. 267 00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:08,600 神马组织来着 Who do you work for? 268 00:10:08,600 --> 00:10:10,100 我怎么联系你呢 How can I get in touch with you? 269 00:10:10,100 --> 00:10:12,100 Richie医生 我们自会与你联系 We'll get in touch with you, Dr. Richie. 270 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:14,900 你没必要知道我们是什么人 You don't need to know who we are. 271 00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,000 国家健康分局 272 00:10:24,100 --> 00:10:26,400 等会 我的车没了 Wait. My car's gone. 273 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,900 后面还有哦 274 00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:44,200 Maestro 医生把刀拔出来的时候 You went into a coma 275 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,700 你就昏迷了 when Dr.Maestro pulled the knife out of you. 276 00:10:46,700 --> 00:10:50,900 随便问下 你一10岁小娃儿怎么会去制刀场工作的 By the way, how does a 10-year-old get a job at a knife factory? 277 00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,200 母鸡啦 I don't know. 278 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,300 完全讲不通嘛 That definitely does not make sense. 279 00:10:57,100 --> 00:10:58,200 注意 Attention. 280 00:10:58,500 --> 00:11:02,300 朋友和没人说话的区别是神马 What is the difference between a friend and having nobody to talk to?