Oh, uh, I'll be out in just a minute.
Hey.
Oh my god, I'm so, so sorry.
I'm running a little late.
My cat Trevor threw up on the carpet and it took a while to clean up so I couldn't shower
and get ready until that was taken care of.
Thank you so, so much for understanding.
Again, I'm so sorry for being late and coming out in only a towel.
Wait, hold on.
What do you have behind your back?
Wow, you got me flowers?
Oh, that's so nice of you.
And these are beautiful.
Man, now I feel bad that I didn't get you anything for a first date.
I know, I know, it's not necessary, but neither were these.
Wow, you're already making a good impression on me.
Oh, just take a seat there.
Make yourself comfortable.
I mean, yeah, you've been here before so you know where everything is.
Oh, by the way, thanks for looking after Trevor when I was gone that weekend.
It really means a lot to me.
Okay, let me finish getting ready and I'll be right out, okay?
Sound good?
Awesome.
I'll be right back.
So are you still not going to tell me what kind of place you're taking me to?
You're still going to be all coy and shit?
Okay, leaving it a surprise.
I see how it is with you.
Well, to complain this game, I got a little surprise for you as well.
I hope you like it.
I bought something for myself, though I guess you could think that it's for you as well,
in a way.
This is something that I don't normally do, so you better like it or I'm going to kick
your ass.
Okay, promise you won't laugh.
Okay?
Okay.
I don't usually wear stuff like this.
It's really tight and when I first tried it on, I felt like I wasn't going to be able
to breathe.
I don't think they made this thing with women like me in mind.
What do you mean?
Well, women of my figure.
I mean, all the women that should wear this are those really thin supermodel types.
Just because I like being way more healthy and fit and just because I'm a lot bigger
than them, since I love going to the gym, doesn't mean that I don't want to wear stuff
like this.
It's...
Sorry, I just really, I wanted to look all cute and pretty for you.
I mean, this is our first date and I wanted to impress you, I guess.
You do?
You like this on me?
Seriously?
I look pretty?
Oh, don't say stuff like that.
At least not yet.
We haven't even started the date yet.
But you really think so?
Even though I'm not like that and taller than all the other girls?
Like I mean, I'm all ahead taller than you and still?
Thank you.
You're very pretty in that blazer of yours.
Oh, I mean, handsome.
Not pretty.
Oh crap.
I'm so sorry.
My nerves are just all on the fritz right now.
Come on, deep breaths.
Okay, are you ready to go?
Oh, you're driving?
Oh right, of course you're driving.
How else did you even get here?
All right, let's go.
Hey, did you see that?
That look he gave us?
No, it's not nothing.
He gave us a look.
Oh, it's the dress.
I knew it.
What?
Are you sure?
Okay, we'll stay.
Just God, I want to punch that guy.
I know.
This place is still really nice.
Okay, how's one host going to ruin this date anyway?
Well, at least we don't have to deal with him anymore.
Okay, all in all, so far, still an amazing place to go.
I would never even dream about coming here.
I heard reservations take like two months to get.
How long have you been holding on to this one?
Two weeks?
You got one just two weeks ago?
Wow, I bet that web design you did for them was really good.
And you wanted to share it with me?
You're just too nice, you know that, right?
Oh, here comes our waitress.
I'll have the chardonnay, please.
What are you going to have?
Oh, that sounds nice.
I may need a sip of that.
Did you see that?
That waitress?
Yeah, the one who just took our drink order?
Did you see what she did?
She totally gave you fuck me eyes.
You didn't see?
Oh, you're just too damn nice, you know that, right?
Geez, what a cheesy line saying you only got eyes for me.
Oh well, I doubt she'll do anything.
I mean, she actually did seem afraid of me.
I don't blame her though.
Have you seen these guns of mine?
I could probably bench press her.
Yeah, I do remember when you dared me to do that to you.
You seemed so shocked that I could pull it off.
Yeah, even with the weight that you used to have.
Again, you have no idea how proud I am of you for just sticking through all that and
pushing yourself.
When I first met you, you had a lot of pudge and you were not doing too well.
I just felt like I had to do something.
No, no, that's not what I meant.
I didn't mean that when I first saw you and my first thought was, "Oh my God, I have
to fix him."
No, it was nothing like that.
I just saw you and how down you were and I just, I don't know, I wanted to see you smile.
I know it's cheesy, but I swear that was the first thought the moment that I saw you.
I'm sorry, I'm rambling right now.
Wait, seriously, you were scared when you first saw me?
What do you mean scared?
I mean, what was going through your head?
You honestly thought I was going to be some kind of bully to you?
Why would I ever be like that to someone?
You've just never seen someone like me before?
Tall muscles.
Okay, yeah, I will admit that I'm a bit more, well, bubbly when I'm meeting new people
at the gym.
I'm sorry if that put you off back then.
Okay, good.
That's good to hear.
Yeah, I didn't want you to be nervous around me and I don't know, I just felt like I wanted
to stick by you and help you out.
And hey, you've helped me out as well.
I mean, I had no idea you were into the same shows as me and same comics.
It's amazing.
Oh remind me to show you the new trailer for Netflix adaptation of Just Cause.
It's so amazing.
Oh, here come our drinks.
Oh my God, did you see that?
She did it again.
She totally looked you up and down.
Wait, you saw it too?
So are you gonna do something?
Wait, should you say something?
Do nothing?
Are you sure?
What if she tries something?
What if she like, I don't know, gives you her number or something?
I'm sorry, I'm just really nervous.
I really want this date to go well and you're being really amazing right now and I just,
hey, what are you doing with my hand?
Oh wow, I just, are you, people are staring.
You don't care?
And what about the waitress?
She doesn't matter either?
Yeah, you're right, but are you sure?
I mean, this date is still just kind of getting started.
Wow, wow.
I'm gonna be honest, I just, holy shit, you got me all red now.
Okay, hold on.
Wow, this wine is good.
Okay, I needed that.
So I gotta ask and right now, I want you to be honest with me.
Why did you wanna take me out on a date?
I'd really like to know.
You actually thought I was pretty when you first saw me?
Even though I looked like this?
You actually like all this?
All of me?
I was never intimidating to you?
Oh man, oh, that waitress is back.
Yeah, do you know what you want?
Homie first, I'll have the chicken parmesan.
What are you gonna, hey, what do you think you're doing?
I'm his date.
Why are you trying to, what the fuck did you just call me?
How could you?
Yeah, you tell her.
Good.
Oh, holy shit, I can't believe you just splashed your wine all over her.
Wait, where are we going?
Oh my god, I can't believe you just did that.
We just charged out of there after you threw that wine on her.
Wait, did you do all that for me?
Really?
All that for me?
You talked to her, she called me more names, and that's what made you throw the wine?
All that for me?
Oh my, thank you.
I've never had anyone go that far for me.
You like me like that?
I mean, I know you implied before, but I'm still processing.
You lost out on a reservation at one of the nicest restaurants in town and probably got
us banned.
All for me?
I have no idea what to say.
Oh god, I'm rambling again, aren't I?
You did it all for me.
I mean, yeah, it cost us a restaurant, but that was... honestly, I thought that was kind
of hot.
Like really hot.
Yeah, I'm serious.
I've never seen anyone do that for me, or at all, for any reason.
I bet that wine wasn't cheap either.
Oh shit, we completely left without actually eating anything.
Oh man, and all that stuff looked really good too.
And it's already this late, a lot of places are gonna be packed.
Shit, I'm sorry.
Hey, do you smell that?
Wow, it's really good.
Doesn't seem to be coming from that restaurant.
Oh, hey, look over there.
It's one of those food trucks.
Oh, and it's a taco truck.
Hey, do you want to get tacos instead?
Oh, oh my god.
These are the best damn tacos I've ever had in my life.
Like I'm not even joking.
This might be my new favorite thing in the whole world.
Well, next to you, of course.
Hey, sit with me for a minute.
I just wanted to, I just want to say something.
Ever since we met, we've been helping each other out so much.
I hope to get fit again and healthy.
You helped me with confidence stuff.
If it weren't for you, I wouldn't have said yes to this date, to wearing this dress, to
so many things.
And yeah, I just feel like I don't get you.
You do all these nice things for me and it's just because you like me?
I mean, I still can't get over that.
You actually like me, like me.
Me the big Jim Buff.
Me who wears sweats all the time.
Gets all sweaty.
You think that's hot?
You seriously think that's hot?
You're just being nice right now.
I can't be that hot.
I mean, I never really had a boyfriend before and I just...
Holy shit.
This is just happening really fast.
What if I screw this up?
What if I...
Well, shit, that was good.
No, no, you didn't hurt my neck when you pulled me down like that.
That was...
Do it again.
I think I got your point.
Yeah, it's loud and clear.
Hey, listen, this is all really new to me, but I really would like to see where this
goes.
Us.
With you, I really...
I want to know where this goes.
Like I want to know now.
Can we?
I want to know you more and more.
What do you say?
Holy shit.
Oh my God.
You have no idea how hungry I am for you right now.
Your lips are so tasty.
I can't stop tasting them right now.
Looks like I got something I like better than tacos.
This dessert is the best I've ever had.
Now you listen to me.
Right now, there's only one thing that matters to me.
I'm going to make you scream tonight and I'm going to make damn sure that you make me scream
tonight.
The first thing I want you to do is tear this dress off me.
Then I'm going to make you eat me.
I want you to do it hard and after that, that cock of yours is mine.
Now then, get these clothes off and then get mine off.
Also, keep giving me those lips of yours and take me to bed.
Oh God.
Oh you're so beautiful right now.
I'm going to need a slice of that.
I hope you're ready for the best workout of your life.
Get on the fucking bed right now.
Yeah, on your back.
Oh, I'm just going to climb over you.
Oh, with my pussy right over your face.
I bet you dreamed of this, huh?
Your head between my thighs.
I could crush you and I bet you would fucking thank me for that.
Oh no, fucking have a feast down there.
I'm going to have my own feast right here as well.
God, your cock looks delicious.
Shit, what am I doing?
I don't know why I'm like this right now, but holy shit, I'm so hungry for you right
now.
Fuck, you're a good kisser, but I had no idea you were also so good at this as well.
Oh fuck.
Oh your tongue.
All those little circles.
I have no idea what you're doing down there, but oh my god, don't stop.
Don't stop.
Don't you dare fucking stop.
Oh my god, I love your cock.
It's so perfect.
Oh god.
Oh fuck, your tongue.
Oh it's really hard to stop sucking this perfect cock, but...
I need this inside me right now.
Hold on.
I'm going to climb over your cock.
Oh god, this is perfect.
I don't want anything else right now.
Fuck.
Just teasing the lips of my pussy with the tip of your cock.
Just lighting me on fire.
Let me just...
Oh fuck.
Oh you fit so perfectly.
Oh it slides in so smooth.
I'm so wet for you.
Oh my god.
Oh this is the best day ever.
Oh and I'm having it with you.
Only you.
I won't share this with anyone else.
Just you.
Oh you have no fucking clue how happy you make me.
And now I'm giving you what you fucking deserve.
You feel so good.
Oh fuck.
Oh hey.
Hey I want to try something.
I just need to get you on the edge here.
Okay.
Here.
Okay now just raise your legs like this.
And I grab your ankles.
And...
Oh.
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck fuck fuck.
Oh I've always wanted to try this position but I never had the chance.
Oh fuck this feels amazing.
Oh my god.
So this must be what the guy feels like standing like this while he's just reeling a girl on
her back.
Oh yeah.
Oh I love the power.
Just looking down on you like this.
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah.
Oh you like me fucking you like this.
Oh yeah.
Oh I love it.
Oh watching your face as I fuck you.
Oh god you look so good.
Oh yeah.
Oh fuck.
Oh my god.
Oh yes.
Oh my god I love this so much.
Oh it's just perfect.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck yes.
Oh yes.
Oh my god you feel so good inside me.
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Oh fuck yes.
Oh my god.
You like me being in control.
Yeah.
Oh I bet you do.
Yeah.
Oh you like me taking over.
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god yes.
Oh god I can't control myself.
I just want to destroy this dick right here.
Are you loving this too?
Yeah I bet you are.
Oh fuck.
Oh this is the best day ever.
Just you, me, giving some waitress bitch what she deserves.
We got fucking tacos together.
Do you have any idea how happy you made me today?
Oh it's stellar.
That's what.
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah.
Oh fuck.
Oh yeah.
Oh my god.
Oh fuck.
Oh I meant to come soon.
You too?
Okay hold on.
Let me get off you.
Oh because I want every drop of cum in my mouth.
Oh yeah give me all that cum.
Oh fuck.
That was the best dessert ever.
I can't believe I swallowed every drop like that.
I was right.
You are absolutely delicious.
And I'll say it again.
This is the best date that I've ever been on.
You are so amazing.
Oh shit I didn't hurt you did I?
That's good.
Sorry if I was a bit aggressive with you.
I just I couldn't control myself.
And you just looked so good on your back like that.
You feel good.
You taste good.
We're gonna keep this going right?
Like not just a date and then we go back to the gym.
You want to keep this going too?
Good.
Me too.
I'm not letting you go.
Not ever.
I'm not letting you go.