okay so you had a dating show
i did streaming right now what was that
called you're my boyfriend
you're my boyfriend you're my boy you're
my boyfriend
how'd it turn out i'm still single
hey what's up with these shots at the
baby that is my husband
are you looking for a boyfriend but you
already got a husband
baby it's my husband but i don't even
know i like junk in case he messed up
so look and then like i love the baby so
much and like
he'll be leaving my dms on scene oh okay
look the baby you know what it is you
can't deny destiny
yeah okay it started here and it's gonna
end here this is your wife
okay i hope that works i hope that works
this category right here is dedicated to
people just going for it we call it wild
shots take a look
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hey girl are you a beaver what are you a
beaver
am i a beaver
cause damn
that was it that was horrible miss
you're one of the most beautiful girls i
ever met okay now walk away from me
oh you're getting kicking out pointing
nobody like this yeah i
missed you right there all right
aggressiveness
you're one of the most beautiful girls i
ever met are you my uber walk away from
me
walk away from me i'm married i'm
married walk away
hey what did heaven look like when you
left
yeah what did it look like when you left
oh boy
that's horrible what is wrong with
what's the answer
the answer is say nothing and keep it
moving that's the answer
i have to change you you don't want to
get out of here
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yeah so why are you seeing it i just
wondered if we wanted to do it
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just do it yeah
russ kelly here [ __ ] the avid
skydiver very smart
very smart avid skydiver
very smart um 3.9
3.9 you can single when you're trying to
get out of me you better
hit me up nope nobody's setting you up
how important are eyebrows to you in in
the beauty game
very important i have my own cosmetic
lines so eyebrows is actually the next
thing i'm selling
okay
what is the name of that be simone
beauty bismuth
gloss line piece my beauty.com get you a
song
look i don't got to say it we're talking
like 10 different shows
comedy tour next thing you know she's
got a beauty brand
man the baby yes speak it manifest
manifest i like you it's crazy i can't
even like
imagine you guys not being together me
yeah man it seems crazy you know to me
okay look this category right here is
just filled with people some messed up
eyebrows take a look at browbeaters
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oh
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trying to be funny guys you got to beat
someone's guard
trying to be funny what the hell are you
doing i ain't doing my eyebrows that's a
big ass mirror
well i gotta see i'm not as young as i
used to be
called sustained eyebrows okay so let's
see what it looks like
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man where'd it go please god they went
into the clouds
oh my goodness beats him on beauty [ __ ]
give me a call real quick yes
no i think it's perfect man
yeah ready to just suck on your eyebrows
okay
all right nobody's sucking on your
eyebrow we'll be right back
okay you are on a show on vh1 called
girls
yes what is that all about it was so
dope when i got the call saying little
kim wanted to work with me i was like
hell yeah she's a [ __ ] queen
how did she even know me yeah so it was
dope little kim maya chili
char tiffany just working with those
legends growing up i used to act like i
was chilly with the baby hairs
broken off now but i still you know
what happened on the show what'd you do
on the show we partied we had fun
we bonded i still talk to chili i see
her all the time i just texted him the
other day she didn't answer but
you know i got her number though
anything like
random happen on that ship oh
no okay that boy's running really hard
i made it on tv you know i saw
everything i mean
i mean look being on a cruise ship is
just sketchy you know what i mean it's
like
at the end of the day you're trapped on
water it was scary everybody gets to
party and getting crazy you can't escape
anywhere yeah
okay and it turns to chaos just like
this category
shipwrecked
oh boy no we're totally safe we're fine
great viewing here oh jesus
are we looking at water right here
that's the water
like what that literally looks like
they're about to go down titanic
yeah we're gonna play piano though
i need one of these man to save me tell
you what
he ain't no no he's in my
chair right here oh look at that i want
him off the ship
oh my god no that he's a bully he went
from a grown man to a little boy real
quick
yeah he did hit me and watch me stomp
you out
it's too big to be fighting that little
boy look at him okay okay okay let him
go
i'm good i'm good why are all three of
them matching these
guys stand down for the aqua boys
yeah yolo button up for sure
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no no he's part of the show