杰德，我需要你开始打扫洗手间。 Jade, I need you to start on the bathrooms.
乔斯林，请你把所有的鸡蛋、面糊、 Joslyn, can you please take out all the eggs, batter,
肉饼和麦满分从冰柜里拿出来，好吗？ patties and McMuffins out of the freezer, okay?
我把所有设备启动后就来帮你。 I'll help you once I turn everything on.
早上好，各位。 Good morning, team.
不，不，不。 No, no, no.
别害怕。 Don't be scared.
你们照我说的做，就不会有人受伤，好吗？ You just do what I say, no one gets hurt, okay?
不，不，听着。 No, no, look.
枪口朝下。 Pointing it down.
好了，现在，我会说一句礼貌的 Okay, now, I'm gonna say a polite
又愉快的“早上好”，然后你们回应我。 and cheerful "Good morning," and then you guys say it back.
早上好。 Good morning.
不...杜安，等我说完你再说。 No... Duane, after I say it.
流程是这样的，明白吗？ That's how that works. Okay?
现在，大家早上好。 Now, good morning, team.
早上好。 Good morning.
对，完美。 Yes. Perfect.
我说做什么，你们就照做。好了。 I say what to do and you guys just do it. Okay.
我要你们把外套穿回去。 I want you to get your coats back on.
杜安，拿上你的外套。 Duane, grab your coat.
啊？穿上你的外套。 Huh? Grab your coat.
我没有外套，先生。 I don't have one, sir.
你没有外套？你怎么会没有外套？ You don't have a coat? How do you not have a coat?
我只是忘了。 I just forgot.
那你今天只好挨点冻了。 Well, you're just gonna have to be a little cold today.
好了，我们走吧。 All right, let's go.
您先请，女士优先。 After you. Ladies first.
现在，听我说。 Now, listen to me.
你们不会死在这里的。 You guys aren't gonna die in here.
等我离开这里，我就会报警 Soon as I'm out of here, I'm gonna call the cops
他们会放你们出来的。 and they're gonna let you guys out.
很可能放一天假。 Probably get the day off.
不，别，别这样。 No, don't, don't.
别那样看着我。 Do not look at me like that.
杜安，别这样。 Duane, stop it.
因为这是你的错。 Cause this is your fault.
好冷。 It's cold.
你是认真的吗？ Are you serious?
真见鬼。 Dang it.
我不知道是哪种混蛋 I don't know what kind of jerk
居然不带自己的外套来上班。 doesn't bring his own coat to work.
好吗？现在满意了吗？ Okay? Happy now?
我耳朵冷。 My ears are cold.
这就是为什么 This is the part of the story
我希望你在想 where I hope you're wondering
像我这样的好人，最后会变成罪犯。 how a nice guy like me ends up becoming a criminal.
喂？ Hello?
这东西开着吗？ This thing on?
喂？ Hello?
该死！ Shit!
来吧，杜恩。 Come on, Duane.
早上好。呃，欢迎光临麦当劳。 Good morning. Uh, welcome to McDonald's.
我稍后再为您服务。 I'm gonna put you on a brief hold.
搞什么，杜恩？ What the hell, Duane?
我不能怪我父母。 I can't blame my parents.
我有个美好的童年。 I had a good childhood.
我只是从来就不擅长学习，也不擅长守规矩。 I was just never good at school or behaving.
但我擅长一些事情 But I was good at certain things
这些事对军队来说很有价值。 that were really valuable to the military.
但退伍之后， But after my discharge,
我不知道自己该何去何从，也不知道该做什么 I didn't know where I fit or what to do
或者如何给我的孩子，别的孩子拥有的东西。 or how to give my kids the things that other kids had.
所以我做了一些错误的选择，这些选择让我失去了其他选择。 So I made some bad choices that took away some other choices.
而那些错误的选择都始于两年前 And those bad choices all started two years ago
在我女儿的六岁生日派对上。 at my daughter's sixth birthday party.
好了，你要许一个大大的愿望。 All right, you got to make a big ol' wish.
再来一个。 One more.
你许愿了吗？许了什么愿？ Did you make a wish? What'd you wish for?
一辆自行车。自行车？ A bike. Bike?
我不知道自行车能不能装进 I don't know if a bike is exactly gonna fit
这个盒子里，但是……拆开吧。 into this box, but... rip it open.
我要跟你比赛。是的。 I'm gonna race ya. Yeah.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
很酷吧？这是我的旧组合玩具。 It's cool, right? It's my old Erector Set.
我们打开看看。 Let's open it up.
这里面有200个零件。 There's 200 pieces in here.
不！ No!
我是说，你有发动机，有齿轮，滑轮， I mean, you got engines, you got gears, pulleys,
轮子，灯，开关。 wheels, lights, switches.
我们几乎可以用它做出任何想要的东西。 We can make almost anything that we want with this thing.
你看，任何你能梦想的东西，我们都能做出来，好吗？ Look, anything that you can dream, we can make it, okay?
我和你一起。你觉得怎么样？ Me and you. What do you say?
你能用它做一辆自行车吗？ Can you make a bike with it?
能。 Yeah.
我真不敢相信，我认识的那个82空降师的兄弟 I can't believe the dude I knew
居然连一辆自行车都买不起。 from the 82nd can't even afford a bike.
那你告诉我你怎么混得这么好。 Well, tell me how you're doing so well.
嗯，让我看看。 Well, let me see.
就这周，我帮两个日本人搞定了护照。 Just this week, I got two Japanese dudes passports.
每份五千块。 That's 5K a pop.
假护照五千块？ Five grand for fake passports?
不，是真护照。老兄…… No, for real passports. Man...
需要我帮忙吗？ Can I help you with that?
你绝对办不到，少胡扯了。 Hell motherfucking no, you can't.
你一点忙也帮不上。 You can't help me with shit.
你疯了吗，老兄？ You crazy, man?
你才不会帮我做任何事。 You ain't helping me do a goddamn thing.
我不需要你帮忙。 I don't need your help.
而且，我们已经知道走正道 Plus, we already know that doing things the right way
帮忙不是你的强项。 is not your superpower.
随便吧。那是... Whatever. That's...
好吧，那你说说我的超能力是什么？ Okay, then tell me what my superpower is, then?
启发我吧，佛陀。嗯。 Enlighten me, Buddha. Mm.
那条水管的流速是多少？ What's the flow rate on that hose?
每分钟12加仑。嗯哼。 12 gallons per minute. Mm- hmm.
这条街上有多少房子？ How many houses is on this street?
二十八。 Twenty- eight.
这些房子里，有多少个有烟囱？ And out of those, how many got chimneys?
车库？ Garages?
有多少家用的是热泵，而不是传统空调？ How many of 'em use a heat pump instead of a traditional AC?
你想让我去卖暖通空调系统吗？还是…… You want me to sell HVAC systems or something? Just...
不，不，老兄，我是想说明一个道理。 No, no, man, I'm trying to make a point.
那就请直说吧。 Then make the point, please.
观察。 Observation.
细节。 Details.
你能看到别人看不到的东西。 You see shit people don't see.
你就像有某种X光视力一样。 You got like a little X- ray vision going on.
什么，你以为他们把你送到中美洲是因为你枪法准吗？ What, you think they dropped you off in Central America 'cause you a good shot?
你是这么想的吗？不。不是…… Is that what you think? No. No...
不，他们派你去是因为你的洞察力。 No, they dropped you because of what you see.
该死，如果我有你这样的头脑， Shit, if I had a brain like yours,
我早就掌控整个世界了。 I'd be running the whole goddamn world.
你知道吗，你是我见过最聪明的傻瓜。 You know, you the smartest dumb nigga I ever known.
那太疯狂了。 That shit crazy.
你可以不用再给泳池放水了。 You can stop filling up that pool now.
没人会进去了。 Ain't nobody gonna get in there.
那玩意儿冷得要命。 That shit cold as hell.
妈妈可能会想知道 So, Mama is probably gonna want to know
派对办得怎么样，嗯，我觉得我们尽力了。 how the party was, and, yeah, I think we did our best.
你觉得呢？ What do you think?
也许我们别提泳池的事。 Maybe we don't mention the pool.
重要的是努力尝试了，对吧？ It's the trying that counts, right?
妈咪！ Mommy!
嗨，生日女孩。 Hi, birthday girl.
你的派对怎么样？ How was your party?
大家都尽力了。 Everybody did their best.
哦。你准备好参加你的另一个派对了吗？ Oh. Are you ready for your other party?
嗨。 Hi.
你好吗？ How are you?
嘿，能跟你聊一下吗？ Hey, can I talk to you for a second?
很快，就一会儿。 Real- real quick, real quick.
我知道最近几个月很不容易， I know the last few months haven't been easy,
我们连必需的东西都没有， and we don't have the things that we actually need,
这是我的错，我承认。 and that's my fault and I own that.
好吗？我承认，但我想我现在有办法了。 Okay? I do, but I- I think I have it figured out now.
我只需要运用我的超能力， I just got to use my superpower and
把心思放在我想要的东西上。你的超能力？ put my brain on what I want. Your superpower?
你的超能力？是的。 Your superpower? Yes.
我受不了了，杰夫。听着——不。 I can't do this, Jeff. Look - No.
我受够了。拜托，别这样。 I'm done. Come on, please don't do this.
再见。 Goodbye.
好了，香蕉脑袋。 All right, banana head.
说再见。 Say goodbye.
爱你！ Love you!
等等，等等，等等！ Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
我不怪她嘲笑我。 I didn't blame her for laughing at me.
为了我曾以为我是个笑话。 For thinking I was a joke.
但她对我有些事并不了解。 But there were things that she didn't know about me.
那些并不好笑的事情。 Things that weren't so funny.
史蒂夫知道我的能耐。 Steve knew what I was capable of.
我确实能看到别人看不到的东西。 I do see things that other people don't see.
就像现在，我看到那个孩子爬上梯子， Like right now, I see that kid climbing up that ladder,
我知道在那不结实的屋顶下面 and I know that under that flimsy roof
有一台机器，能把碎牛肉和土豆变成钱。 is a machine that turns ground beef and potatoes into money.
有着同样的餐厅， With the same dining room,
同样的油炸锅，闪烁着红色的定时灯， the same deep fryers with blinking red timer lights,
同样的奶昔机，提供同样的两种口味 the same shake machine with the same two flavors
以及同样的保险箱，装满周末的公司汉堡收入 and the same safe full of weekend corporate burger money
没人会惦记的钱。 that no one was gonna miss.
每家麦当劳都在周一早上同一时间清空保险箱 They empty that safe at the exact same time
每家店都是如此。 on Monday morning at every single McDonald's.
嗨。欢迎光临麦当劳。 Hi. Welcome to McDonald's.
您想好点什么了吗？ Do you know what you want?
啊？ Huh?
嗯。嗯，嗯，嗯。 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
呃，嗯，我想好了。 Um, yeah, I figured it out.
谢谢。 Thank you.
全美国有超过一万家 There are over 10,000
几乎一模一样的麦当劳。 almost identical McDonald's across the United States.
问题是：你需要抢劫多少家 Question was: How many do you need to rob
如何得到一个真正的房子， to get a real house,
才能给你的孩子买好东西，赢回你的家庭？ buy your kids nice things and win your family back?
结果答案是，45家。 Turns out, the answer is 45.
“屋顶大盗”再次作案， The Roofman has struck again,
他在费耶特维尔的麦迪逊街和朱厄尔街拐角处的麦当劳 cutting a hole through the roof of this McDonald's
屋顶上切了一个洞。 at the corner of Madison and Jewell in Fayetteville.
可以想象，这是一次可怕的经历。 As you can imagine, this was a terrifying experience.
他进来，把我们扔进冷库 He came in, threw us in the freezer
把他的外套给了我。 and gave me his coat.
他把他的外套给你了？是的。 He gave you his coat? Yes.
呃，是的，他不想让我冻着。 Uh, yeah, he didn't want me to be cold.
他其实人挺好的。 He was actually really nice.
警方认为这是同一名嫌疑人 Police believe this is the same suspect
他一直困扰着我们的当地社区 who has been terrorizing our local community
有45起事件... with 45 incidents...
嗯。……仅在过去一年里。 Mm. ...this past year alone.
我们有一张“屋顶大盗”的素描像。 We have a sketch of the Roofman.
他总是戴着面具。 He is always wearing a mask.
他被描述为身高六尺二寸，体格健壮。 He's described as six- foot- two with an athletic build.
什么？屋顶人也袭击了 What? The Roofman has also struck
汉堡王，肯德基…… Burger King, Kentucky Fried Chicken...
你这电视不错啊，杰夫。 Nice TV you got here, Jeff.
挺大。 Big.
你怎么买得起那样的东西？ How you afford something like that?
外面有15个饿着肚子的孩子 We got 15 hungry kids out there
他们都为蛋糕快疯了。 that are losing their minds for cake.
我们得走了。 We got to go.
……所有这些明目张胆的事件…… ...all of these brazen incidents...
我们得走了。等等，等等。 We got to go. Hold on, hold on.
我们现在就得走。让我看看…… We got to go right now. Let me see...
如果她现在拿不到礼物…… If she doesn't get her presents right now...
我想知道那个该死的嫌疑人怎么样了。 I want to know what's going on with the damn suspect.
……她会发疯的。我能看看吗？ ...she's gonna lose her mind. Can I see?
好吧。你为什么关掉？ All right. Why you turning it off?
等等，等等，等等。别，别，别，别 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't, don't, don't, d
来吧。 Come on.
我们走。 Let's go.
真该死，老兄。 Goddamn, man.
我们走！ Let's go!
好了。 All right.
深呼吸，许个大愿。来了。 Big breath, big wish. Here we go.
好了，今年我们先拆这个。 All right, we're gonna do this one first this year.
小盒子里有大惊喜。 Big things in little boxes.
这是什么？ What is this?
车库门遥控器？ A garage door opener?
你为什么给我一个车库门遥控器？ Why'd you give me a garage door opener?
我不知道。我只是想不出别的地方 I don't know. I just couldn't think of anywhere else
来放，呃，那只剑齿虎了，所以…… to put, uh, the saber- toothed tiger, so...
我不知道。总不能放厨房吧，对吧？ I don't know. I couldn't put it in the kitchen, could I?
那它在哪儿？ So, where is it?
你是全世界最棒的爸爸！ You're the best daddy in the whole entire world!
现在，去吧，骑上去。 Now, go ahead, get on it.
我太喜欢了。 I love it.
你们好吗？ How you guys doing?
我们找杰弗里·曼彻斯特。 We're looking for Jeffrey Manchester.
是关于登记的事吗？ This about the registration?
好的，东西就在这里。稍等。 Yeah, I got it right in here. One second.
停下。 Stop.
你被捕了！ You're under arrest!
哇！嘿，嘿，嘿。 Whoa! Hey, hey, hey.
不许动！你被捕了！ Freeze! You're under arrest!
曼彻斯特先生，请起立。 Mr. Manchester, please rise.
本州已超越合理怀疑范围，证明 The State has proved beyond the defined burden
你犯下了持危险武器抢劫罪。 that you committed the crime of robbery with a dangerous weapon.
我会考虑 I'd like to take in consideration
你曾在我国武装部队服役 your service to this country in the armed forces
以及你的孩子失去父亲的影响。 and the impact of your children losing a father.
我知道你骗过了所有人 Now, I know you got everyone fooled
以为你是个好人，但我知道你是个危险分子。 thinking you're a nice guy, but I know you're a menace.
虽然你只因一次抢劫受审， Although you're only being tried for one robbery,
我们知道你做的远不止这些。 we know you've done many more.
因此检方要求 And so the prosecution has requested
我对你锁在冷库里的每一位受害者 that I issue a single count of felony kidnapping
各判一项重罪绑架罪。 for each victim you locked in the freezer.
记录在案，2004年2月4日， Let the record state that on the 4th of February, 2004,
你被判处180个月刑期 you're hereby sentenced to 180 months
对三名受害者每人判... for each of the three victims,
总计540个月，即45年 for a total of 540 months or 45 years
在北卡罗来纳州惩教署服刑。 in the North Carolina Department of Corrections.
警长先生，他交由你羁押。 Mr. Sheriff, he is in your custody.
本案审理结束。 This concludes this case.
嗨，爸爸。 Hi, Daddy.
我真的很想你。 I really missed you.
我也想你。我非常想你。 Miss you, too. I miss you a lot.
嘿，你收到我画了大房子的那封信了吗？ Hey, did you get the letter that I drew the big ol' house on it?
没有。 No.
可能还没寄到吧。问问妈妈。 Well, maybe it hasn't arrived. Ask Mama.
妈妈说她会把信收起来。 Mom says she'll save the letters.
等我长大了，就可以看了。 When I'm old enough, I can read them.
不，不。这不对……这不对。 No, no. That is not... that is not right.
这些信是，是给现在看的。 These letters are for, they're for right now.
告诉他我们要切断联系了。 Tell him we're cutting the cord.
他们说我们必须切断联系。 They said we have to cut the cord.
不，我们不会切断联系的。 No, we're not cutting the cord.
谁说的？ Who said that?
我们参加了一个为父亲在监狱的家庭举办的会议。 We went to a meeting for families with dads in prison.
好吧，嗯，那很好。 Okay, well, that's good.
那很好啊。他们说了什么？ That's really good. What'd they say there?
说不是我的错。是你的错。 That it isn't my fault. It's your fault.
要彻底放下你， And to let you go, all the way,
因为你永远不会回家，即使你说你会。 cause you'll never come home, even if you say you will.
听着，最后那部分不对——那是非常非常错误的。 Look, that last part is not - that is very, very wrong.
你还剩60秒。 You have 60 seconds remaining.
嘿，能让你妈妈听一下电话吗？ Hey, can you put your mom on for a second?
他想和你说话。 He wants to talk to you.
不行。告诉他你得挂电话了。 No. Tell him that you have to hang up.
加里会帮你辅导作业的。 Gary's gonna help you with your homework.
她不想和你说话。 She doesn't want to talk to you.
她说我得挂电话去做作业了。 She said I have to get off and do homework.
加里会帮我。 Gary is going to help me.
加里？加里是谁？ Gary? Who's Gary?
妈妈的朋友。 Mom's friend.
呵。妈妈有个新朋友叫加里。 Huh. Mom's got a new friend named Gary.
那真是...真有趣。 That's- that's fun.
没关系，亲爱的。你可以告诉他。 It's okay, sweetheart. You can tell him.
嗯，好吧，我明天同一时间再打给你 Um, okay, I'm gonna call you tomorrow at the same time
我一向如此，好吗？ I always do, all right?
他们说不能再打电话了。 They said no more calls.
不，不。谁说的？不行。 No, no. Who said that? No.
挂电话。 Hang up the phone.
没关系，贝姬。 It's okay, Becky.
你现在可以挂了。挂电话？ You can hang up now. Hang up?
那是加里吗？让他接电话。 Is that Gary? Put him on the phone right now.
挂电话。挂掉。 Hang up. Hang up.
让加里或者你妈妈接电话，贝姬，好吗？ Put Gary or your mom on the phone right now, Becky, okay?
我得挂电话了。嘿。 I have to hang up. Hey.
听我说，我会回家的。 Listen to me, I'm coming home.
告诉你弟弟们我会回家的。 Tell your brothers I'm coming home.
我们不说再见，因为再见意味着离开 And we don't say goodbye, 'cause goodbye means going away
离开意味着遗忘，而我们…… and going away means forgetting, and we're...
我们——喂？ We're - H- Hello?
喂？ Hello?
贝...贝姬？ B... Becky?
你为什么还在想他们？ Why is you still thinking about them?
你得放下那件事。 You got to let that go.
从这里出不去的。 Ain't no getting out of here.
把这个念头从你脑子里赶出去。 Get that idea out your head.
每个囚犯都想要同样的东西： Every prisoner wants the same thing:
都想越狱。 to get out of prison.
他们都以为出路是穿过一堵墙 And they think that the way out is through a wall
挖地道或者翻墙。 or over a fence.
但狱警们早有防备。 But the guards got that covered.
越狱的出路在于人。 The way out of prison is through the people.
监狱不过是另一栋建筑 Prison was just another building
充满了系统和例行程序。 full of systems and routines.
保持例行公事，狱警就不会起疑。 Keep the routine, and the guards won't get suspicious.
如果你足够友善，如果你有用处， If you're nice enough, if you're useful,
他们就会忘记你被关在这里是有原因的。 they forget you're in there for a reason.
当他们不再盯着你时， And when they stop watching you,
你就可以开始观察他们。 you can start watching them.
你闻到了吗？ You smell that?
闻起来像是你在漏油。 Smells like you're leaking.
帮我检查一下怎么样。 How 'bout checking it out for me.
好的，长官。看看有没有发现。 Yes, sir. See if you see anything.
是的。 Yeah.
看起来还不太糟。 Doesn't look too bad just yet.
我不知道——应该能撑到你回去。 I don't know - it'll probably get you back to where you're going.
好吧。那就出来吧。好的。 All right. Well, come on out of there. All right.
你最好告诉你们的维修人员。 Yeah, you better tell your maintenance guy.
你可能需要换个新垫圈。 You might need a new gasket.
谢了，老兄。好的，长官。 I appreciate it, man. Yes, sir.
祝你顺利。你也是。 Have a good one. You, too.
是的。直接倒车。 Yeah. Straight back.
两个箱子。是的。 Two boxes. Yep.
两条长凳。是的，长官。 Two benches. Yes, sir.
好了。 All right.
关掉它。 Shut her down.
车交给你了，卡明斯先生。谢了，兄弟。 She's all yours, Mr. Cummings. Thank you, bud.
嘿，闻起来你修好了。 Hey, smells like you fixed it.
好眼力。 Good catch.
好的，小心驾驶。好的，祝你顺利。 All right, drive safe. All right, have a good one.
天啊。 Jesus.
唷。 Phew.
是的。 Yeah.
对，踩踏板，踩，踩，踩，踩。 Yeah, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal, pedal.
喂？ Hello?
史蒂夫。是我。 Steve. It's me.
杰夫，杰夫，你他妈的给我打电话干嘛？ Jeff, Jeff, what the fuck are you doing calling me, man?
你他妈的全是新闻了。 You all over the goddamn news and shit.
听着，我得离开这个国家。 Look, I got to get out of the country.
我在想，比如巴西或委内瑞拉。 I'm thinking, like, Brazil or Venezuela.
找个有海滩，没有引渡条约的地方。 Somewhere with a beach and no extradition.
天啊，你听起来真他妈疯了。 God, you sound fucking crazy.
我知道。对不起。 I know. I'm sorry.
别做傻事，比如去见你的家人。 Don't do no stupid shit like go see your family.
藏起来。懂吗？好的。好的。我会藏起来的。 Hide. All right? Okay. Okay. I'll hide.
一个月内别再打来。 Don't call back for another month.
好的，我——一个月后打给你。 All right, I'm- a call you in a month.
别再打我他妈的电话了。 And don't call my motherfucking phone again.
明白了吗？好的。 You got it? A'ight.
史蒂夫？ Steve?
史... St
你。很多。 You. A lot.
很多？我们有——是的。你想要什么？ A lot? We have - Yep. What do you want?
一只猴子。猴子？ A monkey. A monkey?
等一下。 Wait a minute.
乌龟。乌龟。 Turtle. Turtle.
什么——那你想要什么？糖果。 What - and what do you want? Candy.
糖果？ Candy?
我们有很多糖果。 We got a lot of candy.
呃，先生，我们还有十分钟关门。 Uh, um, sir, we're closing here in ten minutes.
先生？好的，没问题。 Sir? Yeah, no problem.
我抓住你了。 I got you.
零，三，六， Zero, three, six,
五，九，八，二。 five, nine, eight, two.
洗手间安全。 Bathroom's clear.
请注意， Attention,
玩具反斗城的顾客们。 Toys "R" Us customers.
本店将在五分钟后关门。 Our store will be closing in five minutes.
所以，如果您不是玩具或员工， So, if you are not a toy or an employee,
请将您选购的商品带到前台。 please bring your purchases up to the front.
无论您是孩子、家长、 Whether you are a kid or a parent
叔叔阿姨还是帮朋友实现梦想的人， or an uncle or a friend making a dream come true,
现在是时候做出选择 it is time to make your choices
到前面的收银台结账了。 and meet us at the register up front.
如果您今晚无法决定，别担心。 If you can't decide tonight, don't worry.
我们向您保证，明天我们还会在这里， We promise you we will be here tomorrow,
只要您也向我们保证永远不长大的心。 just as long as you promise us to never grow up.
杰弗里·曼彻斯特，也被称为 Jeffrey Manchester, also known
“屋顶大盗”，于今天早些时候从布朗克里克监狱越狱。 as the Roofman, escaped from Brown Creek Prison earlier today.
今晚，他仍然在逃。 Tonight, he's still out there somewhere.
当局发现了曼彻斯特， Authorities discovered Manchester,
他因持械抢劫和绑架罪正在服刑45年， who was serving 45 years for armed robbery and kidnapping,
今天下午失踪了... was missing this afternoon...
哈。……在一次例行点名中。 Ha. ...during a routine head count.
惩教官员不知道曼彻斯特越狱的方式 Correction officers do not know the method
或确切时间…… or exact time of Manchester's escape...
他们还不知道我是怎么出来的。 They still don't know how I got out.
……但认为他可能仍在夏洛特地区。 ...but believe he may still be in the Charlotte area.
不，不，不。我——我早就走了。我们认为他是在 No, no, no. I'm- I'm long gone. We believe he fled
今天下午12点到4点之间的某个时间逃走的。 sometime between 12:00 and 4:00 this afternoon.
他是个非常聪明的人。超级聪明。 He's a very smart individual. Super intelligent.
可能达到天才水平。 Probably genius level.
但他也是个十足的傻瓜。 But he's also an absolute idiot.
我们认为嫌疑人可能携带武器。 We believe that the suspect could be armed.
并且他有暴力行为的历史。 And he has a history of violent behavior.
什么？警方要求 What? Police are asking
如果您看到长得像曼彻斯特的人， if you see someone who looks like Manchester,
请致电当局，不要与他正面冲突。 please call authorities and do not confront him.
好的。 Okay.
好了。 All right.
是的。 Yeah.
密码：一，二，三，四， Password: one, two, three, four,
五，六。 five, six.
哇。是的。 Whoa. Yeah.
大多数人越狱后， Most guys, when they escape,
在最初几个小时就会被抓住。 get caught in the first few hours.
他们尽可能快，尽可能远地跑。 They go as far as they can as fast as they can.
而那从来都行不通。 And that never works.
诀窍是停下来。 The trick is to stop.
找一个没人会找的地方。 Find a place no one will look.
有时候，最好的藏身之处就在众目睽睽之下。 Sometimes, the best hiding places are in plain sight.
一个人们太忙而不会注意到你的地方。 A place where people are too preoccupied to see you.
所以我安静得像只老鼠。 So I kept quiet as a mouse.
但晚上不是。 But not at night.
夜晚属于我。 I owned the night.
对“屋顶大盗”的搜捕 The manhunt for the Roofman
进入第三天。 enters its third day.
人们的注意力持续时间很短。 People have short attention spans.
过一阵子，他们就厌倦了。 After a while, they get bored.
我估计我需要安静待上一个月左右。 I figured I had to be quiet for about a month, give or take.
警方目前仍无在逃犯 Still no leads from police on the whereabouts
杰弗里·曼彻斯特下落的线索， of escaped convict Jeffrey Manchester,
搜捕行动已进入第八天。 as the manhunt enters its eighth day.
有一次，我在第82空降师时， One time, when I was in the 82nd,
我在树林里待了30天 I spent 30 days in the woods
靠雨水和蛴螬生存。 surviving off of rainwater and grubs.
你的身体不需要太多就能维持下去。 Your body doesn't need much to keep going.
你需要照顾的是你的大脑。 It's your brain that you have to take care of.
如果你能让你的大脑想象一个更好的地方， If you can make your brain imagine a better place,
它就能帮你度过任何难关。 it can get you through anything.
随便选个地方，只要不是你现在待的地方。 Just pick any place but where you are.
比如海边的沙滩。 Like a beach on an ocean.
一个在你的孩子可以探望的地方 A place where your kids can visit
在所有人都忘记你之后。 after everyone else forgets you.
将近两周 Nearly two weeks
自从杰弗里·曼彻斯特越狱 since Jeffrey Manchester escaped
从布朗溪监狱越狱。 from Brown Creek Penitentiary.
警方设置了路障， Police have set up roadblocks,
担心曼彻斯特可能仍在该地区。 concerned Manchester may still be in the area.
警长，我是第六频道新闻的。 Sergeant, I'm with Channel 6 News.
杰弗里·曼彻斯特仍然在逃。 Jeffrey Manchester's still missing.
你认为他可能在夏洛特吗？ Do you think he could be in Charlotte?
他可能一直在移动， He might've kept moving,
但我们不会放弃他仍可能 but we're not gonna give up on the possibility
藏匿在此地的可能性 that he still might be hiding out here
在梅克伦堡县。 in Mecklenburg County.
当他试图逃跑时，我们会准备好的。 And when he tries to run, we'll be ready.
祝你好运。 Good luck.
我有个小问题。 One quick question.
呃，是的。 Uh, yeah.
好的。我想跟你谈谈我的工作时间。 Okay. I just wanted to talk to you about my hours.
呃... Um...
我需要每隔一个周末休息。 I need every other weekend off.
我有点困惑。 I'm confused.
你先向我要工作， First you ask me for a job,
现在又向我要休假。 and now you're asking me for time off.
嗯，你知道， Well, you know,
我是个有团队精神的人...是的。 I'm a team player...Yeah.
...但是，呃，我也是个妈妈。 ...but, um, I'm also a mom.
我知道。 I know.
好的。嗯……我确实需要。 Okay. Well... I do.
呃……你——你提醒了我。 Uh... You- you reminded me.
我六个月前离婚了，所以…… I got a divorce six months ago, so...
现在对我来说，平衡所有事情真的很难 it's really hard for me to balance everything right now
兼顾工作、我的女儿们和我的前夫。 with work and my girls and my ex.
哦，得了吧。监护权的情况是： Oh, come on. The custody situation is:
你知道，一个周末跟他，一个周末跟我。 They have, you know, one weekend him, one weekend me.
我不想用我的个人问题来烦你。 I don't want to bore you with my personal problems.
很好，很好。因为我不想被你的个人问题烦到。 Good, good. 'Cause I don't want to be bored by your personal problems.
如果这是玩具反斗城的问题，那我感兴趣。 If this is a Toys "R" Us problem, then I'm interested.
但个人问题请留在个人时间处理。 But personal problems belong on personal time.
谢谢你，莉。我得回去处理工资单了。 Thank you, Leigh. Got to get back to payroll.
工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作，工作。 Work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
很高兴见到你。 Good to see you.
真是个混蛋。谢了，米奇。 What a dick. Thanks, Mitch.
好的。 Okay.
难以置信。 Unbelievable.
是啊，你是个难以置信的混蛋。 Yeah, you're an unbelievable dick.
我知道你是个妈妈。你之前提过。 I know you're a mom. You mentioned it before.
打妈妈牌。难以置信。 Mom card. Unbelievable.
美元符号，U， Dollar sign, U,
美元符号，U， C, C, E,
美元符号，美元符号。 dollar sign, dollar sign.
这是我见过最蠢的密码…… That's the dumbest password I've ever...
我从来没听过。 I've ever heard of.
"$ucce$$"。 "$ucce$$."
呵。 Heh.
我们找到莉了。 We found Leigh.
周六。 Saturday.
再见。 Goodbye.
哔，哔，哔，哔，哔，哔，哔，哔，哔，哔。 Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
你现在放假了。 You have the day off now.
瞧。 Voilà.
现在开始新闻。 The news starts now.
预计将有超过三万人参加 More than 30,000 folks are expected
涌入小镇。 to crowd into town.
……想出了“靓仔洗车”这个点子。 ...came up with the idea "Babe Wash."
而比基尼确实带来了生意。 And the bikinis do bring in the business.
最盛大的独立日庆祝活动 The biggest celebrations of the Fourth
就在我身后的天空中进行。 take place in the skies right behind me.
人们会感到厌倦 People get bored
带着上周的新闻。 with last week's news.
很快，他们甚至不记得为什么认得你这张脸。 Pretty soon, they can't even remember why they know your face.
连警察也会失去兴趣，除非你真的惹毛了他们。 Even cops lose interest unless you really piss 'em off.
每个人最终都会忘记你。 Everybody forgets you eventually.
除了那些真正爱你的人。 Except people who really love you.
我现在无法去见爱我的人，否则会伤害他们。 I couldn't get to the people who love me now without hurting them.
我唯一可能再见到他们的地方，只能是别处了 The only place I might ever see them again was somewhere else
在另一个时间。 and some other time.
第一步是离开这里…… The first step was getting out of here...
...到达那里。 ...to get there.
喂？ Hello?
嗨。呃... Hi. Um...
我能——我能和史蒂夫通话吗？ Wh - Is, uh - May I, may I speak to Steve?
拜托？抱歉，您是哪位？ Please? Sorry, who is this?
哦，这是一位朋友。 Oh, this is a friend.
嗯，我是……奥利弗。他的，呃，他的表弟。 Well, I mean, this is... Oliver. His, uh, his cousin.
我正在——我正在做一次小小的…… I was - I'm doing this little...
横穿全国的旅行，呃， little cross- country trip, and, uh,
他，他正等着我呢。我本来要去看他的。 he was, he was expecting me. I was supposed to visit.
嗯。嗯。 Mm. Mm.
他没提过有访客。 He didn't say anything about a visit.
而且我不知道他有个表弟。 And I didn't know he had a cousin.
他肯定是忘了提了，我猜。 He must have forgot to mention it, I guess.
呃... Um...
请问你是？ Who am I sp - who am I speaking with?
哦，我是他女朋友。 Oh, I'm his girlfriend.
不过这是关于什么事？ What is this about, though?
因为我手头有点事，所以，呃…… Cause I'm in the middle of something, so, uh...
他的女 - 好的，太好了。 His girl - okay, great.
我现在能和史蒂夫谈谈吗？ Could I talk to Steve now?
他不在这里。 He isn't here.
好吧，那我应该……比如，过会儿再打来？ Okay, well, should I call back in, like, a...
大概一个小时左右？ like, an hour or so?
呃，他12月1号之前都不会回来。 Uh, well, he's not gonna be back until December 1st.
有谁会离开直到12月？ Where does anyone go till December?
他在阿富汗。 He's in Afghanistan.
他不在阿富汗。 He's not in Afghanistan.
我们两年前从阿富汗回来。 We got back two years ago from Afghanistan.
他接了一份六个月的合同。 Well, he took a six- month contract.
不过他让我帮他记录留言。 Um, but he asked me to take messages for him.
你有什么事要我 Is there something that you want me
他打电话来要我转告他吗？ to tell him if he calls?
是的，呃... Yeah, uh...
告诉他，呃，表弟奥利弗会 tell him that, uh, Cousin Oliver is gonna stay
在附近的亲戚家等他回来 with relatives in the area until he's back
在12月1号，为了一个非常重要的会面。 on December 1st for a really important meeting.
好的，我会告诉他的。 Okay, I will tell him that.
呃，那我到时候也能见到你了，我猜。 And, uh, I will see you then, too, I guess.
奥利弗表弟。 Cousin Oliver.
再见。 Bye.
喂？ Hello?
别挠我痒痒。等一下。 Stop tickling me. Just a sec.
喂？ Hello?
加里疯了。 Gary is crazy.
加里！ Gary!
是谁？喂？ Who is it? Hello?
加里！ Gary!
喂？加里。 Hello?Gary.
你是谁？ Who is this?
杰夫，是你吗？ Jeff, is this you?
如果你再打来，我就报警。 If you call here again, I'm gonna call the cops.
你听到了吗？ Do you hear me?
我们已经翻篇了。 We've moved on.
你也需要向前看。 And you need to move on, too.
别再打来了。 Don't call here anymore.
好痒。 That tickles.
哦，天哪，好痒。 Oh, boy, that tickles.
艾摩想玩。 Elmo wants to play.
我们来玩吧。 Let's play.
哦，天哪，好痒。 Oh, boy, that tickles.
艾摩爱你。 Elmo love you.
艾摩想和你玩。你是艾摩的甜心。 Elmo wants to play. You're Elmo's sweetheart.
好痒。我们一起玩吧。 That tickles. Let's play.
艾摩爱你。 Elmo love you.
哦，天哪，好痒。 Oh, boy, that tickles.
我们来玩吧。 Let's play.
艾摩爱你。 Elmo love you.
艾摩喜欢他的ABC... Elmo loves his ABCs...
嘿，莉。奥蒂——奥蒂——奥蒂斯。 Hey, Leigh. Otee- Otee- Otis.
嘿。 Hey.
嘿，米奇。 Hey, Mitch.
你正是我想见的人。 You're just the man I want to see.
酷。 Cool.
你，呃... You, uh...
你喜欢花生M&M's，对吧？ you like Peanut M&Ms, right?
是的。是的？ Yeah.Yeah?
是的。 Yeah.
因为我们丢了很多 Cause we're missing a lot
花生M&M's。你知道原因吗？ of Peanut M&Ms. You have any idea why?
不。 No.
怎么了？没事。 What's wrong? Nothing's wrong.
你好像很紧张。我没有。 Seem nervous. I'm not.
不。 No.
没有？没有。不可能。 No? No. Not happening.
你不能那样跟他说话。 You can't talk to him like that.
好的。你知道，我们外面少了半打箱子。 Okay. You know, we are missing half a dozen boxes out there.
我只是想 - 哔 And I just thought - boop
它们肯定藏在某个地方——哔。 they got to be hiding somewhere - boop.
我非常抱歉。 I am so sorry.
哦，天哪。他不能那样跟你说话。 Oh, God. He cannot talk to you that way.
我倒成坏人了。 I'm the bad guy now.
嘿。你得为自己出头。 Hey. You got to stick up for yourself.
懂吗？否则他会变本加厉。 Okay? Or he's just gonna get worse.
我不太喜欢冲突，所以…… I'm not big on conflict, so...
是啊。好吧，我们——我们会改进的。 Yeah. Okay, well, we'll- we'll work on that.
好的。 Cool.
听着，米奇，你真的伤了奥蒂斯的感情， Listen, Mitch, you really hurt Otis's feelings,
我觉得你应该道歉。 and I think you should apologize.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
好吧，这是个好的开始。 Well, that's a good start.
好的。你知道， Okay. You know,
人们尊重友善的领导。 people respect kindness in a leader.
嗯。 Mm.
考虑到这一点， W- With that in mind,
我想邀请你去我的教堂。 I wanted to invite you to my church.
十字路口教堂。 Crossroads Church.
就在州际公路对面。 It's, uh, just across the interstate.
呃...你去过吗？ Uh...Have you been?
不太去教堂。 Not very churchy.
好的，嗯，我在那里负责玩具募捐活动， Okay, well, I'm in charge of the toy drive there,
这让我想到，我在这里， and it got me thinking, here I am,
在玩具反斗城工作， working in a toy store of all places,
而你甚至没有为我的玩具募捐捐过一个玩具。 and you haven't even donated one toy to my toy drive.
我们这里是卖玩具的。我们不白送。 Well, we sell toys here. We don't give 'em away.
好吧。那些退回的玩具呢？ Okay. What about all those returned toys?
那些完好无损但我们不能卖的。 Perfectly good ones that we can't sell.
我们在这里是做生意的，莉。 We run a business here, Leigh.
好吧。但你仍然可以来。 Okay. Well, you can still come.
你知道，所有人都受欢迎。 You know, all people are welcome.
即使他们刻薄，或者还没准备好。 Even if they're mean or aren't quite ready yet.
所以你可以来，带一大袋玩具来，或者不带。 So you can come, bring a big bag of toys, or not.
你都会受到欢迎。 You'll be welcome.
但带上玩具，你就能当一回好人了。 But bring the toys and you could be a good guy for once.
你不想当个好人吗？ Don't you want to be a good guy?
来吧，米奇！做个好人！ Come on, Mitch! Be a good guy!
好的。 Okay.
那是垃圾吗？ Is that garbage?
呃... Uh...
嗯？需要我帮你把那东西扔进垃圾桶吗？ Huh? Do you want me to put that in the garbage for you?
只是给...的玩具 It's just toys for the...
呃，我听说这里有玩具募捐活动。 Uh, I heard there was a toy drive.
这边请。 Well, it's right this way.
没关系——我就放这儿吧。没关系。 It's o - I'll just leave 'em here. It's okay.
我不想穿着这高跟鞋 I'm not gonna walk
一路走到那头去。 all the way down there in these heels.
你真好心。 It's very nice of you.
给你。 Here you go.
谢谢。 Thank you.
哦，对我来说太重了。 Oh, it's too heavy for me.
得把它搬进去。 Got to bring it on in there.
来吧，我带你看看玩具放哪儿。 Come on, I'll show you where the toys go.
你想让我放哪儿？ Where do you want me to put 'em?
你可以直接搬到这里面来。 You can bring 'em right in here.
礼拜马上就要开始了。 Service is about to begin.
任何感到孤独的人…… Anyone that feels alone out there...
...就到这里来。 ...just come on down here.
因为你属于这里。 Cause you belong here.
我们都是罪人 here， We're all sinners here,
所以我有时会请我妻子唱这首歌。 which is why I ask my wife sometimes to sing this tune.
哈利路亚。 Hallelujah.
哇。有人很饿啊，是吧？ Wow. Somebody is very hungry, huh?
胃口很大啊，嗯？ Big appetite there, huh?
抱歉。请慢用。 Sorry. Please.
我好久没吃到这么好吃的食物了。 I haven't had food this good in so long.
不，那很好。大个子吃大份食物。 No, that's great. Big food for a big guy.
是的。是的。 Yeah.Yeah.
现在，你不能不说一声 Now, you can't sneak out of here
就跟牧师和他妻子打个招呼就走。 without saying hello to the pastor and his wife.
不行。这不合规矩。 No. It's against the rules.
不，我绝不会。我绝不会。 No, I would never. I would never.
我是艾琳。 I'm Eileen.
约翰。兹——呃，佐林。约翰·佐林。 John. Z - uh, Zorin. John Zorin.
是的，我以前没在这附近见过你。 Yeah, I haven't seen you around the area before.
我注意到你了，显然，在，在——那排座位上。 I noticed you, obviously, in the, in the- the row there.
你从哪儿来？是新搬来的吗？ Where are you from? You new to the area?
是的，呃，我是 - 我是... Yeah, uh, I'm- I'm...
我只是刚来这里，真的，对一切都还不熟。 I'm just new to this place and, really, everything.
你知道，就是，呃... You know, it's, um...
所有这一切对我来说，真的只是，你知道…… All of this is really just, you know...
每——每件事对我来说都很新鲜。 Every- Everything here is just new for me.
我——我从纽约市来的。 I'm- I'm down from New York City.
那是个适合步行的城市， That's a walking man's town,
我是说，如果我去过的话——去过的话。 I mean, if ever I've been- been to one.
那是个适合步行的城市。没错。 That is a walking man's town. That is correct.
我猜你穿坏了很多双运动鞋吧？ I bet you go through a lot of pair of sneakers, don't you?
大家都这样。对吧？你穿坏…… Everyone does. Right? Do you go through...
是啊，是啊。哦，天哪。你…… Yeah, yeah. Oh, my. You've
你的脚对于一个高个子来说可真小。 You got very small feet for a big guy.
不，我的脚其实很大。只是， No, I actually have large feet. It's just,
我穿错了鞋，我也不知道， I put on the wrong shoes, and I don't know,
我觉得这双大概是女码9号。 I think these are, like, nines in women's.
抱歉，我绝不会穿运动鞋来教堂的。 And I'm sorry, I would never wear sneakers to church.
我 - 我真的很抱歉。 I- I'm really sorry.
你知道，我——我想给你介绍一个人。 You know, I- I would like to introduce you to someone.
我想把你介绍给莉·温斯科特。 I'd like to introduce you to Leigh Wainscott.
她负责这里的玩具捐赠活动， She runs the toy drive here,
我听说你捐了非常慷慨的玩具。 and I heard you gave such a generous donation.
我知道她会想为此感谢你的。 I know she'd like to thank you for it.
你知道，她看起来有点忙，真的，艾琳。 You know, she looks a bit busy over there, actually, Eileen.
她正在和她女儿严肃地谈话。 She's having a serious conversation with her daughter.
现在？ Now?
是的。我们可以的。 Yeah. We can.
是的。好的。你捐了这么多玩具。 Yeah. Okay. You made such a great donation.
好的。是啊，当然。嘿，嘿。 Okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Hey, hey.
好的，太好了。呃，莉。嘿，莉。 Okay, great. Uh, Leigh. Hey, Leigh.
莉。嘿，莉。 Leigh. Hey, Leigh.
来，来跟我们的神秘先生打个招呼。 Come, come say hi to our mystery man.
好的。来吧。 Okay. Come on.
是啊。是啊。 Yeah. Yeah.
这是我们的全明星莉。 This is our all- star Leigh.
她是我们教会 She is the backbone of everything
所有善事的支柱。 that is good going on in this church.
她负责外展，负责餐食， She does the outreach, does the meals,
负责玩具募捐，她…… does the toy drive, she...
我真不知道她是怎么兼顾所有的，但她做到了。 I really don't know how she does it all, but she does.
这是约翰... And this is John...
佐林？来自纽约的佐林。 Zorin? Zorin from New York.
哦，纽约。 Oh, New York.
那里离这儿很远。是啊，有点远，是的。 That's far from here. Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
所以，约翰——他捐了非常多的玩具。 So, John - he made a very generous toy donation.
哦，你太客气了。我们…… Oh, that's so kind of you. We...
来得正是时候。 Couldn't have come at a better time.
不，我——我是说，呃，我真的很喜欢圣诞节和——和生日， No, I- I mean, um, I really like Christmas and- and birthdays,
呃，还有送礼物的时刻。 uh, and just gift- giving time.
我是说，我不知道。 I mean, I don't know.
我就是喜欢孩子。你有孩子吗，约翰？ I just love kids. You have kids, John?
嗯……你有家庭，还是单身？ Well... You have a family, or are you single?
我，呃，刚刚正式离婚，就这样。 I'm, uh, just officially divorced, that's all.
哦，我很遗憾，约翰。 Oh, I'm sorry, John.
不是——不是所有婚姻都能成功，对吧？ Not- not all marriages work out, right?
那 - 那是真的。 That's - that is true.
但回答你的问题，我确实有孩子。 But to answer your question, I do have kids.
我有两个小捣蛋鬼儿子， I have two little monster boys,
还有一个是我的最好伙伴的小女儿。 and I got a little girl that is my best pal.
真贴心。嗯……是啊。 That's sweet. And, um... Yeah.
但他们在纽约，我在这里工作。 But they're in New York, and I'm here working.
那——那——那你——你是做什么工作的？ And what- what- what do you - what do you do for work?
嗯，我……我——我为政府工作， Well, I... I- I work for the government,
呃，但我不能细说。 um, but I can't exactly talk about it.
这是机密... It's, uh, it's classified
还有那些傻乎乎的保密规定之类的。哦。 and all that silliness. Oh.
好吧，来自纽约的约翰·佐林，我们的纽约间谍。 Well, John Zorin from New York, our New York spy.
不！不，不。 No! No, no.
绝对不是那种。我喜欢这个说法。 Definitely not that. I like that.
好吧，好吧。 Okay, okay.
那么，我能问你，我们能指望你下周日再来吗？ Well, can I ask you, can we count on you to join us next Sunday?
是啊。嗯，还有这周三。 Yeah. Well, and also this Wednesday.
哦。哇。是啊。周——周三是什么活动？ Oh. Wow. Yeah. What's- what's Wednesday?
呃，我组织单身人士晚餐， Uh, I run a singles dinner,
这周会在红龙虾餐厅举行。 and this week's gonna be at a Red Lobster.
我喜欢红龙虾餐厅。 I love a Red Lobster.
我是说，不只是海鲜。那些奶酪饼干…… I mean, not just the seafood. Those cheese biscuits...
嗯哼。我是说，是啊。 Mm- hmm. I mean, yeah.
我——我是说，你会来吗？ I- I mean, are you gonna be there?
嗯。莉？ Hmm. Leigh?
你觉得你会来参加我们的首次单身晚餐吗？ You think you're gonna join us for our first single dinner?
嗯，我从来没想过自己是单身， Well, I never thought of myself as being a single,
但是，当然，好啊，我——我会——我会去的。 but, sure, yeah, I- I'll- I'll go.
好的。是啊，我会——我会到的。 Okay. Yeah, I'll- I'll be there.
算上我一个。好的。 Count me in. Okay.
很高兴见到你。非常感谢。 Good to see you. Thank you so much.
谢谢你今天加入我们。真的很感激。 Thank you for joining us today. Really appreciate it.
我更喜欢当约翰 I liked being John
胜过当杰夫。 better than I liked being Jeff.
周三见。周三。好的，女士。 See you on Wednesday. Wednesday. Yes, ma'am.
约翰是个好人。 John was a good guy.
人们喜欢他。 People liked him.
莉似乎也喜欢他。 Leigh seemed to like him, too.
但像她这样的女孩，绝不可能真的爱上 But there was no way a girl like her was gonna really fall
一个穿着女式跑鞋和蜘蛛侠T恤的男人。 for a guy in women's running shoes and a Spider- Man T- shirt.
而且，我真的需要去看牙医。 Also, I really needed to see a dentist.
靠糖果生活对牙齿不好。 Living on candy is hard on your teeth.
下午好。你好吗？ Good afternoon. How are you?
很好，先生。您呢？ Good, sir. How are you?
看看这些你能给我多少钱。 See what you give me for these.
呃，每个十块怎么样？三百。 Uh, how about ten apiece? 300.
是的，我出300。 Yeah, I'll go 300.
好的，成交。是啊，成交。是的，先生。 Okay, let's do that. Yeah, deal. Yes, sir.
29号修改订单。 M.O.D. on number 29.
14个蛀牙。对成年人来说很多了。 14 cavities. That's a lot of cavities for an adult.
是的，我很抱歉。 Yeah, I'm sorry.
我就是有点... I just have a bit
我猜，天生就有点爱吃甜食， naturally, I guess, a bit of a sweet tooth,
而且我有很多机会接触到非常好的糖果。 and I've had access to a lot of really good candy.
只是没能……张开嘴 Just haven't been able to... Open your mouth
张大点，请。……停——停下来。好的。 wide, please. ...s- stop. Okay.
看看这些。 Look at those.
哦，哇。 Oh, wow.
你好。 Hello.
你好，女士们。嗨！ Hello, ladies. Hi!
嗨。嗨。 Hi. Hi.
大家都好吗？很好。 How is everyone? Good.
哦，还好。 Oh, okay.
我以为这是单身早午餐， I thought this was a singles brunch,
不是超模早午餐。 not a supermodel brunch.
哦。 Ooh.
你总可以挤到我们这边来坐。 You could always squeeze in down here by us.
我们想欢迎你，约翰。 Well, we wanted to welcome you, John.
是的。欢迎，欢迎。 Yes. Welcome, welcome.
今天这里只有我一个男的？ Am I the only guy that's gonna be here today?
是的。啊——呵。是的。你是。 Yes. Uh- huh. Yep. You are.
看来是这样，是的。对。好的。 Turns out to be so, yes. Right. Okay.
是的。希望我们没有让你不知所措。 Yes. I hope we're not overwhelming for you.
哦，不，不，不，我其实——我非常喜欢。 Oh, no, no, no, I'm actually - I- I'm liking it very much.
好的，很好。我喜欢有这么多新朋友， Okay, good. I love having so many new friends,
尤其是漂亮的朋友。呃…… especially beautiful friends. Um...
哦。嘴真甜。 Ooh. Sweet one.
那么，约翰，我听说你为政府工作。是哪方面的工作？ So, John, I understand you work for the government. What kind of work?
我——我很想透露细节，但我是卧底，所以，呃…… I- I would love to get into those details, but I'm undercover, so, um...
哦，听起来很神秘。 Oh, that sounds mysterious.
不，我可以保证没那么神秘。 No, I can promise it's not that mysterious.
真的很无聊。 It's really quite boring.
我从不知道夏洛特这里也有情报部门。 I never knew there was an intelligence unit here in Charlotte.
哦，你是执法人员吗？ Oh, are you law enforcement?
我现在退休了，但以前是。 I'm retired now, but I was.
哇。太棒了。 Wow. That's amazing.
我，我，呃... Am I, am I, uh...
我被捕了吗？这是怎么回事？ Am I arrested? How does this work?
我不想让你不高兴。 I don't want to make you upset.
你让大家都尴尬了，莎莉。 You're embarrassing everyone, Sally.
他不是来这里接受审问的。 He did not come here to be interrogated.
不，不，不，我其实很喜欢。 No, no, no, I actually really like it.
有她在这里我感觉安全多了。 I feel a lot safer with her here.
呃，但是 - 但是是的。 Um, but- but yeah.
呃，几乎每个主要城市都有情报机构。 Um, there's intelligence just about in every major city.
我们只是不怎么宣传，是的。 We just don't advertise that much, yeah.
如果他是在卧底，为什么他会出现在红龙虾的单身晚餐上？ Well, if he's undercover, why's he at a singles dinner at Red Lobster?
这是个公平的问题。 That's a fair question.
嗯... Well...
这是个合理的问题。我——我可以…… That's a fair question. I- I can...
那是个，那是个非保密的问题。 That is, that is a question that is not classified.
我在这里可能是为了寻找下一任约翰·佐林太太。 I am here possibly looking for the next Ms. John Zorin.
哦，拜托。哦，拜托。 Oh, please. Oh, please.
但是，你看，有个问题。 See, but there- there is a problem, though.
我有点困扰，因为这里漂亮的选择太多了 I'm having a bit of an issue that there's just too many beautiful choices here
可供选择。 to choose from.
不，我——我很抱歉。我不该说那个的。 No, I'm- I'm sorry. I should not have said that.
我妈妈总是告诉我不要赞美女人的美貌 My mom always told me do not compliment a woman
因为那会让她们不自在。 on her beauty because it makes her self- conscious.
呃，总是从她们的鞋子开始夸。 Um, always start with their shoes.
说到鞋子。等一下。 Speaking of. Hold on a second.
让我看看桌子底下。 Let me get under this table.
失陪一下。 Excuse me.
下面有双高筒靴。 Got some high boots down there.
早午餐穿细高跟鞋。可以啊，姑娘。 Stilettos at brunch. All right, girl.
好了，好了。 Okay, okay.
这里越来越热了。 It is getting hot in here.
不，不，不，不。 No, no, no, no.
刚才真的很有趣。 That was really fun.
你看，我不常出门，所以这对我来说很有趣。 Look, I don't get out much, so this was fun for me.
我也是。 Me neither.
你确实让她们很开心。 You sure made their day.
她们让我很开心，真的。 They made my day, truly.
这是我的车。我是说，我从来没…… This is my car. I mean, I've never been...
这是你的？哦，一辆斯巴鲁。是的。 This is you? Ooh, a Subaru.Yeah.
是的。 Yeah.
我喜欢。 I like it.
好的，我——我在鼓起勇气。 All right, I'm- I'm getting my courage up.
呃... Um...
我有两个问题要问你。 I have two questions to ask you.
两个？就两个？ Two? Just two?
好的。说吧。我听着呢。 Yeah. All right. Let's hear it.
来点鼓声。说第一个吧。快。 Drumroll. Give me the first one. Go.
呃，你是同性恋，对吧？ Um, you're gay, right?
什么？我什么？你是同性恋。 What? I'm what? You're gay.
同性恋？不。是的。 Gay? No.Yeah.
什么？ What?
你在开玩笑吗？不，我…… Are you kidding right now? No, I...
不，我是说，听着，我对同性恋没有意见。 No, I mean, look, I don't have anything against gays.
我喜欢同性恋，但是，就像，我是——不，绝对不是。 I love gays, but, like, I'm - no, absolutely not.
你刚才……你怎么会以为我是同性恋？ You just... What made you think I was gay?
你就像姐妹一样。 You just seem like one of the girls.
或者，好像你很喜欢女鞋。 Or, like, you seem to love women's shoes.
不，不是那样的。 No, that's not what that was.
好吧。呃——呃。 All right. Uh- uh.
好吧，如果那是个“不”， All right, well, that - if that's a no,
我们可以直接问第二个问题。 we can go straight to question two.
好的。呃，是的。我想，说吧。 Okay. Uh, yeah. I guess, hit me.
呃... Um...
嗯，你愿意和我约会吗？ Um, would you like to go out with me?
约会？ On a date?
好吧。 Okay.
哇，你真是个很直接的人。 Wow, you're a very forward person.
我，呃... I, uh...
嗯，愿意，我非常——真的，非常 Um, yes, I would, I would very much - really, very much
愿意和你约会。 like to go out on a date with you.
我不知道，愿意。 I don't know, yes.
答案是愿意。 Yes is the answer to that.
好的。没问题。 All right. Okay.
我，嗯，下周六早上有空？ I'm free, um, next Saturday morning?
完美。 Perfect.
我来接你。你住哪里？ I'll pick you up. Where do you live?
我住在一个非常无聊的，呃， I live in a really boring, uh,
不对公众公开的政府大楼里。 government building that's non- disclosed to the public.
这个怎么样？ How about this?
呃，我们在自由公园见吧。 Uh, let's meet at Freedom Park.
周六早上，8点。 Saturday morning, 8:00 a.m.
听起来像是个，像个——呃，好吧，听起来像是个约会。 Sounds like a, like a - uh, well, sounds like a date.
是个约会。所以就这么定了。 It's a date. So it's a date.
好的。再见。好的。再见。 Okay. Bye. Okay. Bye.
好的。好的。抱歉。嘿。 All right. All right. Sorry. Hey.
你刚才在发抖，我还以为…… You were shaking, and I was going...
但是别……有辆车。哦，该死。 But don't get... There's a car. Oh, shit.
好的。好的。是的。 Okay. All right. Yep.
好吧，刚才有点尴尬。好了。 All right, that was awkward. Okay.
再见！拜拜！ See ya. Bye!
好热。 It's hot.
哇。 Wow.
你身材真好。 You're in really good shape.
谢了，姑娘。 Thanks, girl.
我的前夫，杰弗里，他……是吗？ My ex, Jeffrey, he... Yeah?
什么？你说了杰弗里。 What? You said Jeffrey.
是啊。那是我前夫的名字——杰弗里。 Yeah. That's my ex's name - Jeffrey.
知道了，对。是啊。 Got it, right. Yeah.
他叫杰弗里？ His name was Jeffrey?
是啊。他当时在……哇。 Yeah. He was in... Wow.
...状况很糟。 ...horrible shape.
就像，我们没有任何... Like, we had no...
不……？只是很久没提了。 No...? It's just been a long time.
哦，好吧。但我们一点也不像。 Oh, okay. But we're nothing alike.
很高兴知道。是啊，我——我喜欢和人相处。 Good to know. Yeah, I- I like people.
他不说话。 He didn't talk.
他只是在马桶上读战争历史小说。 He just read war history novels on the toilet.
什么？ What?
嗯 - 嗯。 Mm- hmm.
不——不，杰弗里，那太恶心了。 N- No, Jeffrey, that is gross.
对吧？ Right?
他喜欢他的书，但轮到陪女儿们的时候 He loves his books, but when it comes to time for the girls
或者辅导作业、教开车，他就完全不露面。 or homework or driving lessons, just doesn't show up.
压力很大。 Stressful.
我只是觉得你的生活需要多一点乐趣， I just think you need a little bit more fun in your life,
诚实一点。 to be honest.
好的。 Okay.
你想现在回我那儿找点乐子吗？ Do you want to go back to mine and have some fun right now?
什么？ What?
真的吗？嗯哼。 Really? Mm- hmm.
是的。非常想，是的。 Yes. Very much, yes.
我非常想——是啊，嗯哼。 I would very much - yeah, mm- hmm.
好的。嗯哼。是啊。现在？ Okay. Mm- hmm. Yeah. Now?
是啊。好的。 Yeah. All right.
告诉过你我不是同性恋。 Told you I wasn't gay.
闭嘴。 Shut up.
跟我说说你的女儿们。 Tell me about your daughters.
她们叫迪伊和林赛。 Their names are Dee and Lindsay.
迪伊11岁。 Dee's 11.
她很敏感，也很有创造力。 She's pretty sensitive and creative.
她就像……我不知道。 She's like... I don't know.
她——她还是个婴儿的时候就不让我给她剪头发了。 She- she hasn't let me cut her hair since she was a baby.
她就是那种孩子。 She's one of those kids.
然后林赛16岁。 And then Lindsay's 16.
她门上贴了个牌子，写着： She has a sign on her door that says,
"情感上不可接近"。 "Emotionally unavailable."
她刚拿到学车许可证 She also just got her learner's permit
但拒绝开车，即使她想要自由， but refuses to drive, even though she wants her freedom,
所以我们现在就这样僵持着。哦，是这样吗？ so that's where we're at. Oh, is that right?
嗯，我车开得很好。 Well, I'm a good driver.
如果你想让我教她，我——我很乐意。 If you want me to teach her, I- I'll happily do it.
我们才刚认识。 We just met.
说得好。那是…… That's a good point. That's a...
是的，我知道。 Yeah, I know.
呃，我只是喜欢孩子，所以... Um, I just love kids, so...
好吧，也许……也许你可以找个时间见见她们。 Okay, well, maybe... maybe you could meet 'em sometime.
你知道，比如，也许你可以过来…… You know, like, maybe you could come over for...
比如某个周末过来吃披萨？ for pizza one weekend, maybe?
像个披萨派对？我们能开个披萨派对吗？ Like a pizza party? Can we have a pizza party?
像个披萨星期六？ Like a pizza Saturday?
我已经很久没出过门了， I haven't been out of the house,
更别说约会了，好吗？好的。 let alone on a date, okay? Okay.
很久了。嗯哼。 In a very long time. Mm- hmm.
我……我不知道我的女儿们是否准备好了，你知道， Um, I... I don't know if my girls are ready for, you know,
妈——妈妈开始约会。 M- Mom to be dating just yet.
我理解。 I get that.
我们仍然可以开个披萨派对，就把它当作 We can still have a pizza party and just make it
完全正常的那种。 just totally normal.
我只是个来自教堂的朋友，你知道， I'm just a friend from church, you know,
碰巧是个政府间谍。 that happens to be a government spy.
非同性恋的那种。 A non- gay one.
你知道，一个非同性恋的政府间谍 You know, a non- gay government spy
就是过来，你知道， that just comes over and wants to, you know,
和你还有你的女儿们一起吃披萨。 have pizza with you and your daughters.
你知道，让它变得正常。好的。 You know, just make it normal.Okay.
你——你不正常，约翰， You're- you're not normal, John,
但是... but...
我喜欢你。 I like you.
你知道什么不正常吗？嗯？ You know what's not normal? Hmm?
你一直都是这个样子吗？ You just look like this all the time?
看起来很诱人。 Looking inviting.
哦。 Oh.
他来了。好吗？ He's here. Okay?
你好。 Hello.
请进。 Please come in.
哇，好多食物啊。 Wow, that's a lot of food.
姑娘们，这是我的朋友约翰。 Girls, this is my friend John.
约翰，这是我的女儿们。 John, these are my girls.
嘿，姑娘们。 Hey, girls.
呃，嗨。我——我是约翰·佐林。 Uh, hi. I'm- I'm John Zorin.
我是你妈妈在教堂的好朋友。 I'm your mom's good friend from church.
你一定是迪伊。 You must be Dee.
是迪莉娅的简称吗？ That's short for Delia?
是啊。是的。 Yeah. Yes.
你一定是林赛，那是简称…… You must be Lindsay, and that's short for...
那不是任何名字的简称。 That's not short for anything at all, actually.
听着，我听说过很多关于你们的事。 Look, I've heard so much about you guys.
呃，我听说的一件事是， Uh, and one of the things that I have heard,
你，迪伊，和我一样，是塞尔达传说的超级粉丝。 is that you, Dee, happen to be a huge fan of Zelda,like I am.
是真的吗？ Is that true?
是吗？真的吗？ Yeah. Is that right?
很好，因为我给你带来了这个林克玩偶。 Good, 'cause I got you this Link doll.
另一个问题： And another question:
你玩过《四支剑》吗？ Have you played Four Swords?
没有。它太棒了， No. It is so amazing,
还附带这个特殊的手柄 and it comes with this special controller
我待会儿教你用 that I'll teach you how to use later
直到你能打败我， until you can whup my butt,
你大概很快就能学会， which you'll probably be able to do really quickly
因为我听说你是个塞尔达大师。 ‘'cause I hear you're, like, a Zeldamaster.
谢谢。是的。塞尔达高手。 Thanks. Yes. Zeldaworked.
搞定一个。 One down.
林赛，给你的， Lindsay, for you,
我这里有一些非常叛逆的青少年音乐合集 I have an assortment of very angsty teenage music
供你欣赏。 for your listening pleasure.
谢谢？ Thank you?
不，谢谢。 No, thank you.
很高兴认识你，约翰·佐林， Nice to meet you, John Zorin,
妈妈在教堂的朋友。 Mom's friend from church.
你要去哪儿？我有作业要做。 Where are you going? I have homework.
没关系。 It's okay.
也许下次吧。 Maybe next time.
好吗？ Okay?
好吗？别担心。 All right? Don't worry.
我，呃，也碰巧给你带了点东西， I, uh, also happened to have gotten you something,
莉小姐。哦。 Miss Leigh. Oh.
这一切都太贴心了。 This is all so sweet.
我为林赛的事感到抱歉。 I'm sorry about Lindsay.
我——我以为这对她来说可能会很难。 I- I thought this might be hard for her.
是啊。不，而且，听着，我理解。 Yeah. No, and, look, I understand that.
这个必须放在顶上。 This one has to go on top.
是啊，最顶上部分。 Yeah, the top, top part.
这个必须放在…… And this one has to go...
但是等等，灯在哪儿…… But wait, where's the light...
等等，你得连接起来。 Wait, you got to connect.
哦，咔哒一声。 Oh, the click.
我喜欢这个咔嚓声。 I love the click.
这个必须放在那个上面。迪伊？ And this one has to go on that. Dee?
是的。 Yeah.
11点了。超过11点了。 It's 11:00. Past 11:00.
哦，拜托，让我们把这个做完吧。求你了？ Oh, come on, let us finish this. Please?
求你了？她是最棒的搭建者。 Please? She's, like, the best builder.
我们只差20个零件就完成了。 We're like 20 pieces away from the end.
是啊，求你了，妈妈。 Yeah, please, Mom.
就差一点了。下次吧，好吗？ So close. Another time, okay?
好的。 Okay.
我跟你在一起最开心了。 I had the best time with you.
好吗？是啊。 Okay? Yeah.
我能再见到你吗？ Can I see you again?
我很乐意。 I'd like that.
是吗？是的。 Yeah?Yeah.
所以，如果晚了，我就来敲你的窗户？ So, if it's late, I'll just come and, like, tap on your window?
哦。 Oh.
我不知道我是不是个... I don't know if I'm a...
我不是那种“敲窗户”的女孩，约翰。 "tap on the window" kind of girl, John.
不是吗？ No?
好吧，那我直接敲前门怎么样？ All right, how about I just knock on the front door?
好的。 Okay.
再见，万圣节。 Goodbye, Halloween.
火鸡时间到。 Turkey time.
别碰那个灯。我不会的。 Don't hit the light. I won't.
也许明年我们应该弄个充气奥蒂斯。 Yeah, maybe next year we should get an inflatable Otis.
嘿。我——我这次不会插手了。 Hey. I- I'm not stepping in this time.
好吗？你得自己来。你得自己来。 Okay? You got to do it. You got to do it.
你得给那个恶霸鼻子来一拳，懂吗？ You got to punch the bully in the nose, you know?
我的伙计，奥蒂斯。是的。 My man, Otis.Yeah.
是啊。我有事要告诉你，米奇。 Yeah. I need to tell you something, Mitch.
哇，好的。是的。 Whoa, okay.Yeah.
我是 - 好的。什么？ I mean - okay. What?
嗯…… Um...
什么？ What?
呃... Uh...
请说吧。 Please say it.
不，对不起。呃，我只是……什么，什么？ No, I'm sorry. Um, I'm just... What, what?
我，我当时，呃……说吧。 Uh, I was, I was, um... Say it.
奥蒂斯，别这样。我... Otis, come on. I...
直接说吧。 Just say it.
我想告诉你我——我……什么？ I wanted to tell you I- I... What?
我按你说的打扫了储藏室。 I sweeped up the stockroom like you said.
好的，就这事？是的。 Okay, is that it? Yeah.
不。不是。 No. No.
我妈妈过去常告诉我，要小心你触碰的东西。 My mom used to tell me be careful what you touch.
她说移动一粒沙子，就能改变一切 She said that moving one grain of sand changes everything
改变了整个宇宙。 in the whole universe.
我想人们称之为蝴蝶效应。 I think people call it the butterfly effect.
就是一只蝴蝶扇动翅膀，就能 That just one butterfly flapping its wings can
在世界的另一端引发飓风。 make a hurricane on the other side of the world.
在我们意识到之前，我们就撞进了彼此的人生轨道 And before we know it, we're banging into each other's paths
改变着发生的事。 and changing what happens.
你确定要剪刘海吗？ Are you sure you want bangs?
当然。 Sure.
这是个很大的改变。 It's a big change.
关于刘海的问题是， Thing is about bangs,
大概只有千分之一的人 there's only about one in a thousand people
剪刘海真的好看， that actually look good with bangs,
但好消息是，我觉得你可能是其中之一。 but good news is I think that you might be one of them.
哦，天啊。 Oh, God.
没人注意到蝴蝶扇动翅膀 No one notices the butterfly flapping its wings
直到所有人都感受到了风暴。 until everyone feels the storm.
我知道风暴即将来临。 I knew a storm was coming.
我知道如果在一个地方待太久， I knew if I stayed in one place too long,
最终会有人认出我。 eventually someone would recognize me.
我知道我必须离开。 I knew I had to leave.
我只是不想一个人走。 I just didn't want to go alone.
你觉得你能搬到别的地方去吗？ You think you could ever just move somewhere else?
比如海滩之类的？在一个新地方重新开始？ Like a beach or something? Start over in a new place?
我不知道，约翰。 I don't know, John.
我——我需要回到这里，你知道？ I- I need to come back here, you know?
我们可以带上姑娘们。 We could take the girls.
收拾行李就走。 Just pack up and go.
嗯。那是... Mm. That's...
不，我不能那么做。 No, I can't do that.
我不能那么做。 I can't do that.
我的生活在这里，约翰。 My life is here, John.
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
什么？哦，我的天啊！ What? Oh, my God!
哦，我的天啊！ Oh, my God!
哦，我的天啊，你们人真多。 Oh, my God, there's a lot of you.
他 - 他很大只。他光着身子！ He's- he's big. He's naked!
他朝我冲过来。 He came at me.
先生，他还在这里吗？ Sir, is he still here?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我听到那个——外面的……警报门响了。 I heard the- the outer... the alarm door went off.
所以他可能出去了？ So he may have gone outside?
呃，是的。夏洛特警察！ Uh, yes. Charlotte Police!
夏洛特警察！夏洛特警察！ Charlotte Police! Charlotte Police!
警察局！警察局！ Police department! Police department!
警察局！ Police department!
警察局！警察局！ Police department! Police department!
警报响了。 The alarm was going off.
我们回到这里时，门是虚掩着的， When we came back here, the door was ajar,
所以我们真的认为他是从这条路出去的。 so we really believe he went out this way.
我们可以看整个过程的录像，警官， We could watch the whole thing, Officer,
因为我知道怎么……按这个的“播放”键，所以…… cause I know how to... press "play" on this thing, so...
米奇？怎么了？ Mitch? Yeah?
好消息是你们店里到处都有监控摄像头。 The good news is you have surveillance cameras
遍布全店。是的。是的。 all over the store. Yes. Yes.
坏消息是…… Bad news...
它们全都没在录像。 is none of them were recording.
你们得修好这个。 You need to fix that.
除了那个裸体男人，你们有没有注意到 Now, besides the naked guy, have you noticed
这里有什么奇怪的事情发生？ anything strange happening around here?
呃，呃... Uh, uh...
呃，我们——我们丢了很多游戏库存。 Uh, well, we're- we're missing a lot of gaming inventory.
多少算很多？ What's a lot?
相当大的数量。 A substantial amount.
你们得找些真正的保安来，米奇。 You're gonna have to get some real security in here, Mitch.
这家玩具反斗城的员工们 Workers at this Toys "R" Us
正在为假日抢购潮做准备， are prepping for the holiday rush,
但店经理米奇·哈金说 but store manager Mitch Haggin says
他没想到今天早上会看到这样的情景： he did not expect to see what he saw this morning:
一个强壮、非常高、赤裸的男人。 a strong, very tall, naked man.
呃，一——一个裸体男人朝我冲过来。 Uh, a- a naked guy ran at me.
我觉得他想杀我，我就跑了， I think he was gonna kill me, and I ran away,
我把自己锁在办公室里。 locked myself in my office.
当我问及裸体男人是否会 When I asked if the naked man
吓跑假日购物者时， would scare off holiday shoppers,
哈金先生说他正在雇佣全天候保安。 Mr. Haggin said he was hiring round- the- clock security.
我们现在确实有一套非常好的安保系统了。 We have a really good security system here now, for sure.
家庭可以感到安全。 Families can feel safe.
这里是过圣诞的安全去处。 This is a safe place to come for Christmas.
我觉得看起来很棒。 I think it looks great.
嗨。嗨。 Hi. Hi.
嗨。 Hi.
我们差不多准备好了。 We're almost ready to go.
主啊，我们感谢你 Lord, we want to thank you
感谢这美妙的食物， for this wonderful food,
我们感谢你赐予我们家庭的礼物。阿门。 and we want to thank you for the gift of family. Amen.
阿门。 Amen.
感恩节快乐。感恩节快乐。 Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving.
感恩节快乐。 Happy Thanksgiving.
那么，莉。什么事？ So, Leigh. Yes?
你何不跟我们大家讲讲那个裸体男人的故事。 Why don't you tell us all that story about the naked man.
哦，没——没什么，各位。 Oh, it- it's nothing, y'all.
外面...外面很冷， It... it was cold outside,
只是一个无家可归的人需要洗个澡。 and a homeless man needed to take a shower.
是啊，但如果他还是个杀手呢？ Yeah, but what if he's also a killer?
他……别太夸张了。 He's... Stop being overdramatic.
他不是杀手。 He's not a killer.
你妈妈完全正确。 Your mom's totally right.
他绝对不是杀手。 He's definitely not a killer.
你不知道，约翰。 You don't know that, John.
如果他是杀手，他早就杀了他了，对吧？ Well, if he was a killer, he'd have killed him, right?
呃，今天的报纸说有价值一万美元的游戏被盗。 Uh, the paper said today that there was $10,000 in video games stolen.
嗯。 Mm.
我不知道这是不是巧合。 I don't know if that's a coincidence or not.
那是一大笔钱。 That is a lot of money.
嗯，我不知道，妈妈。 Well, I don't know, Mom.
也许你应该辞职。 Maybe you should quit.
你有硕士学位， You have a master's degree,
我觉得不值得冒这个险。 and I don't think it's worth the risk.
在那里工作似乎很可怕。 It seems scary over there.
我是说，这主意倒不是最坏的，我猜。 I mean, that's not the worst idea, I guess.
我喜欢我的工作。等等。打住。 I like my job. Wait. Hold up.
刚才，你还说得好像不危险似的。 Earlier, you just made it seem like it wasn't dangerous.
所以，如果不危险，那她为什么突然要辞职？ So, if it's not dangerous, then- then why does she have to quit so suddenly?
是啊。我不知道。对不起。 Yeah. I don't know. I'm sorry.
呃，我说了她必须辞职吗？ Uh, did I, did I say she had to quit?
我想我没说过，实际上。 I don't think I did, actually.
我想我只是同意林赛的看法。 I think I was just agreeing with Lindsay down here.
我只是说林赛 I was just saying here that Lindsay
其实有个好主意。 actually has a great idea.
如果她想辞职， If she wants to quit,
那她就能有更多时间陪女儿们了。 then she would have more time with her girls.
是啊。各位， Yeah. Now, everybody,
我们别太严肃了，因为，呃…… let's not get too serious, because, uh...
我只是觉得有点好笑。 I just think it's kind of funny.
我想象那个人，他正要去上班， I imagine the guy, he's just going to work,
就一个普通的日子，然后他看到个裸体男人 just a normal day, and then he sees a naked guy
在他的玩具店里乱跑。 running around inside his toy store.
这倒让我想去那里工作了。 Makes me want to get a job there, actually.
哦，卡米，保佑你。 Oh, Kami, bless you.
是啊，我只是觉得真的很好笑，就这样。 Yeah, I just think it's really funny, that's all.
我觉得不好笑，罗恩。 I don't think it's funny, Ron.
我 - 我觉得这很可悲。 I- I think it's sad.
我是说，有人那么绝望 I mean, someone's so desperate
不得不在玩具店的水槽里洗澡， they had to bathe in a toy store sink,
而我们却在这里边吃边笑？ while we eat and laugh about it?
我是说，也许我们不是好撒玛利亚人。 I mean, maybe we aren't Good Samaritans.
嗯。 Mm.
也许你做的决定不是最好的。 Maybe you aren't making the best decisions.
打扰一下，女士？ Excuse me, ma'am?
选择在那里工作，而迪伊和我独自在家， Choosing to work there while Dee and I are home alone,
等着人来接我们出去？ waiting for someone to pick us up to take us places?
就像，我们……哇，哇。 Like, we... Whoa, whoa.
老实说，你已经够大可以自己开车了。 If we're being honest, you're old enough to drive yourself.
我没有驾照。 I don't have a license.
我告诉过你我会教你。好吗？ I told you I would teach you. Okay?
我甚至不能和你一起坐在车里。 I can't even sit in the car with you.
现在爸爸不在这里，你带回来这个怪人， And now that Dad's not here, you bring around this weirdo,
我们就该接受吗？ and we're supposed to just accept it?
我希望那点性值得你这么做。 I- I hope the sex is worth it.
嘿，嘿，嘿。 Hey, hey, hey.
林…… Lin...
抱歉。 Sorry.
我们的教堂。是啊。 Our church. Yeah.
哇。 Wow.
喂？呃，嗨。 Hello? Uh, hi.
呃，我是表弟奥利弗。 Um, this is Cousin Oliver.
我找史蒂夫。 I was just calling for Steve.
现在是早上7点。 It's 7:00 in the morning.
呃，今天也是12月1号了， Uh, it's also December 1st,
我们几个月前说过 and we had a conversation a few months back
我应该12月1号再打来。 that I should call back on December 1st.
你刚打回来。他在睡觉。 Yeah, you just call back. He's sleeping.
好吧，你能叫醒他吗？ Okay, well, can you just wake him up for me?
呃，就告诉他是表弟奥利弗。 Um, just tell him it's Cousin Oliver.
好吗？有急事。 All right? It's urgent.
宝贝。嗯。嗯。 Baby. Mm. Mm.
是你表弟。是表弟奥利弗。 It's your cousin. It's Cousin Oliver.
告诉他我在睡觉。 Tell him I'm asleep.
妈的。该死。 Motherfucker. Goddamn.
他说……我们周日可以做。 He says... We can do it Sunday.
...他在睡觉，而且... ...he's asleep and that
你下周日应该来见他。 you should come see him next Sunday.
下周日。好的，太好了。他还在费耶特维尔吗？ Next Sunday. Okay, great. Is he still in Fayetteville?
不。不。在双松汽车旅馆。 No. No. It's the Twin Pines Motel.
双松旅馆。好的。 Twin Pines. Okay.
204房间。 Room 204.
204号房。知道了。别当 204. I got it. And don't be
个他妈的白痴去坐公交车。 a fucking dumbass and take the bus.
他说别当个他妈的白痴去坐公交车。 He says don't be a fucking dumbass and take the bus.
他想知道你有没有车。 He wants to know if you got a car.
有。告诉中士，呃，我会搞定 Yep. Tell the sarge, uh, I'll take care of that
我会按计划周日去见他。 and I'll see him on Sunday as scheduled.
嗨 - 嗨。早上好。 H- Hi. Morning.
你没告诉我你要出远门。 You didn't tell me you had to take a trip.
你不该听到那个的。 You weren't supposed to hear that.
好的。 Okay.
听着，没什么大不了的。 Look, it's not a big deal.
我只是得去报到一下。 I just have to go and just check in.
就这样。好的。 That's all. Okay.
啵。 Mwah.
早上好，林赛。 Morning, Lindsay.
早上好，莉。早上好，迪伊。 Good morning, Leigh. Good morning, Dee.
大家想说“早上好”吗？ Everybody want to say "good morning"?
早上好，约翰。 Morning, John.
好了，谁想先道歉，嗯？ All right, who wants to apologize first, hmm?
不想？你呢？ No? You?
来吧，伙计们。 Come on, guys.
没人有话要对对方说吗？ Nobody has anything to say to each other?
听着，家人之间会吵架。 Look, families fight.
那好吧，但他们也会和好的。 That's fine, but they also make up.
来吧。 Come on.
我为我的行为方式道歉，林赛。 I'm sorry for the way I've been acting, Lindsay.
说得好。 Great work.
我不该在迪伊面前说关于性的事。 I shouldn't have said the thing about sex in front of Dee.
嗯。是的。 Mm. Yeah.
还有... And...
还有？说吧。 And? You got it.
我需要人送我去道格家。 And I need a ride to Doug's.
不。那不是... Nope. That wasn't...
你哪儿也去不了。 You aren't getting a ride anywhere.
你知道你昨晚让我多难堪吗？ Do you have any idea how much you embarrassed me last night?
我让你难堪了？ I embarrassed you?
约翰，你能开车送我吗？ John, will you drive me?
你不能欺负了他，然后又向他求助。 You do not get to abuse him and then ask him for favors.
没关系。我——我不介意送她。 It's okay. I- I don't mind driving her.
不，约翰，你别管。看吧，他不介意。 No, stay out of this, John. See, he doesn't mind.
如果她想去哪儿，她可以学开车。 If she wants to go somewhere, she can learn to drive.
我绝不会再和你一起开那辆手动挡的车了。 I'm not driving in that car with that stick shift with you ever.
那你以后就哪儿也别想去了！ Well, then I guess you'll never go anywhere again!
好了，暂停。暂停！永远别想！ Okay, time- out. Time- out. Ever!
对不起，我能让我妈妈送我出去吗 I'm sorry, can I ask my mom to drive me places
因为她是我妈妈？好了，别说了。 cause she's my mother? Okay, stop.
我有个主意，好吗？ I have an idea, okay?
我有个主意。听我说。是个好主意。 I have an idea. Hear me out. It's a great idea.
我们需要一辆破车。 We need a beater.
到底什么是破车，约翰？ What even is a beater, John?
那辆车不错，是吧？ That's a nice ride right there, huh?
经典的1999年款，里程数很低。 Classic 1999 with very low mileage.
是吗？颜色也很好。 Yeah? Great color, too.
很棒的家庭用车。 Awesome family car.
是自动挡。 It's automatic.
是自动挡。价格很好。 It is automatic. Great price.
你们想试试吗？想。 You guys want to try it out? Yeah.
钥匙就在这里。看。 Got the keys right here. Look at that.
座椅很舒服，对吧？ It's nice seats, right?
你知道，现代汽车没有这种感觉了。 You know, modern cars just don't have the same feel.
这有点像黄金时代。 This is kind of like the golden era.
90年代。 The '90s.
你知道，就是……他们不再生产这样的现代汽车了，你知道？ You know, just... They don't make modern cars like this anymore, you know?
是啊。这些——这些就像沙发。 Yeah. These- these are like sofas.
你们系好安全带了吗？系了，系了。 You guys buckled up? Yeah, yeah.
这附近有警察吗？哦，不，没有。 Any cops around here ever? Oh, no, no.
这里没人会拦你。 Nobody's gonna stop you here.
我就稍微开快一点。 Just gonna push it just a little bit.
好的。 Okay.
哦，哦，哦，哦。 Oh, oh, oh, oh.
马力不小。好的。 It's got some horsepower. Okay.
好了，好了。 All right, all right.
有个不错的V6... Got a nice V- 6...
好的。好的。 Okay. Okay.
嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿！ Hey, hey, hey, hey!
嘿，先生！先生！ Hey, sir! Sir!
小心！来了。 Watch out! Here we go.
哦。哦！哦！ Oh. Oh! Oh!
该死！ Fuck!
该死！慢点！慢点！ Fuck! Slow down! Slow down!
慢点！慢点！这是辆二手车！ Slow down! Slow down! It's a used car!
慢点！ Slow down!
慢点！慢点！ Slow down! Slow down!
你们没事吧？ You guys okay?
妈的！怎么了？ Motherfucker! Yeah?
好了，很好。 All right, good.
你怎么回事，老兄？ What's wrong with you, man?
冷静点。不，不，下车。 Calm down. No, no, get out.
冷静点。不，不，不。下车。下车！ Calm down. No, no, no. Get out. Get out!
我开回去。林赛，林赛。停下。 I'm driving us back. Lindsay, Lindsay. Stop.
冷静点。林赛，到前面来。你开车。你到后面去。 Calm down. Lindsay, get up here. You drive. You in the back.
不，也许她不该开车，约翰。 No, maybe she shouldn't drive, John.
不。不，她是个孩子！她不能开车！ No. No, she's a kid! She can't drive!
这里车多。车多。不，她能开。听着。 It's busy here. It's busy. No, she can drive. Listen.
不，现在把钥匙给我。不，不。 No, give me the keys right now.No, no.
停下，停下。冷静点，好吗？ Stop, stop. Calm down, okay?
你怎么教孩子游泳？你把他们扔进水里。 How do you teach a kid to swim? You throw them in the water.
对吧？如果你想让她开车， Right? If you want her to drive,
我们就得让她开。哦，是啊。开吧，林赛。 we got to let her drive. Oh, yeah. Go, Lindsay.
她甚至有驾照吗？ Does she even have a license?
她有学车许可证。没有。 She has her permit. No.
不，你不能用学车许可证试驾。 No, you cannot test- drive with a permit.
听着，如果这位年轻女士同意， Look, listen, I'm gonna purchase this car
我就买下这辆车，我会付现金。 if the young lady approves, and I'm gonna pay cash.
你觉得怎么样？ How's that sound to you?
我让你拿着它。 I'll let you hold it.
来吧。 Come on.
是的。 Yes.
到前面来。你开。 Get up here. You're driving.
好了。 All right.
安全带。安全第一。 Seat belts. Safety first.
好了，这不是手动挡。 All right, this is not a manual transmission.
这是自动挡，所以容易多了。 This is an automatic, so it's so much easier.
你可以完全不用管左脚。 You can just forget about your left foot.
全是右脚操作。 It's all right foot.
所以把你的右脚放在刹车踏板上， So put your right foot on that brake right there,
放在大踏板上。 the big pedal.
对，踩到底。踩到底。用力踩实。 Yep, push it all the way in. All the way in. Real firm.
好的，现在用你的右手， Okay, now you're gonna take your right hand,
把它朝你这边拉，然后向下拉到“D”档。 you're gonna pull that towards you and down to "D."
完美。现在松开。 Perfect. Now let it go.
回到二档。 Back at two.
好的。我们暂时不管油门。 All right. We're not gonna worry about the gas.
你只要慢慢松开刹车 You're just gonna ease your foot off the brake
我们就会向前移动，就这样。 and we're just gonna move forward, and that's it.
好吗？深呼吸。 All right? Take a big breath.
你能行的。 You got this.
你做到了。来吧。 You got it. Come on.
你做到了。走，走，走，走，走。 You got it. Go, go, go, go, go.
对，对，对，对。很好。 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's good.
不错。开得好。 Nice. Good one.
好了，一家人。 All right, family.
我总是喜欢给我开心的顾客拍照， I always love to take pictures of my happy customers,
如果你们不介意的话。 if you guys don't mind.
好吧。 All right.
笑一个。 Big smile.
再来一张，再来一张。 One more, one more.
现在，假装你爸爸差点把车撞了。 Now, let's pretend your dad almost crashed the car.
好的。 All right.
嘿，太好了，太好了，各位。 Hey, great, great stuff, guys.
非常感谢。 Thank you very much.
你开车比他稳。 You're a better driver than him.
那倒是真的。我觉得和你在一起真的很安全，干得好。 That's true, actually. I felt really, really safe with you, so good job.
哦，我很高兴。 Oh, I'm glad.
谢谢你，约翰。恭喜，老兄。 Thank you, John. Congrats, man.
你们能在车里等一下吗，我和约翰说句话 Will you girls wait in the car while I talk to John
就，一分钟？给。 for just, like, a minute? Here.
好的。 Okay.
好吧。 Okay.
我们弄到一辆破车了。 We got a beater.
是啊，我们买了辆破车。是啊。 Yeah, we got a beater. Yeah.
我不得不说。 I have to say it.
我不喜欢那样开车。好的。 I did not like that driving. Okay.
我很抱歉。我知道。 I'm sorry. I know.
我不该那么做。 I shouldn't have done that.
是的。 Yeah.
但林赛第一次开车真的开得很好。 But Lindsay was a really, really good first- time driver.
不是吗？她开得很棒。 Wasn't she? She was great.
是啊。她开得太好了。 Yeah. She did so good.
而且 - 而且 - 我不知道... And- and - I don't know
我觉得她开始喜欢我了。 I think she's starting to like me.
她们俩都喜欢你了。 They both like you.
她们真的很喜欢你，好吗？ They really like you, okay?
我喜欢你。 I like you.
只是……只是需要放慢一点节奏，好吗？ Just... just need to slow it down a little bit, okay?
好的。 Okay.
我们不需要那么多东西，约翰。 And we don't need so many things, John.
我们只想要你。 We just want you.
做你自己就好。正常点。 Just be you. Be normal.
我保证。最正常的。好的。 I promise. The most normal.Okay.
你去你的旅行，等你回来， You take your trip, and when you come back,
我们过几个平常的晚上，好吗？ we'll have a- a few normal nights, okay?
我保证不再玩特技驾驶了。 No more stunt driving, I promise.
好的。 Okay.
哦，天哪。 Oh, gosh.
我喜欢约翰。哦，我的天啊。 I love John. Oh, my God.
这辆车。我爱这辆车。 The car. I love the car.
这车太完美了。家里见。 It's the perfect car. See you back at the house.
好的。 Okay.
嗨。嗨。 Hi. Hi.
呃，奥利弗表弟。 Uh, Cousin Oliver.
我来找史蒂夫。哦。嗯，有点早。 Here for Steve. Oh. Mm, it's a little early.
嘿，史蒂夫？什么事？ Hey, Steve? Yeah?
表弟奥利弗来了。 Cousin Oliver's here.
你好啊，笨狗。 Hello, dumb dog.
是啊，我知道如果我不给你具体时间 Yeah, I knew you'd show up at the crack of dawn
你一大清早就会来。 if I ain't give you a time.
欢迎回家，中士。老兄。 Welcome home, Sarge.Man.
好了，你……哦，老兄。 All right, you... Oh, man.
是啊，够了。是的。 Yeah, that is enough. Yeah.
该死，你看起来真干净，不像个在逃犯。 Damn, you look clean for a motherfucker that's on the run.
我在努力。我在努力。 I'm trying. I'm trying.
你躲在哪儿，教堂吗？ Where you was hiding out at, church?
你知道我不能告诉你。 You know I can't tell you that.
说真的，你躲在哪儿？ Seriously, where you hiding out at?
不，我不能告诉你。你不想知道。 No, I can't tell you that. You don't want to know that.
你没跟任何人联系，对吧？ You ain't got no contact, right?
你没跟任何人说话？没有，没有。 You ain't talking to nobody? No, no.
好的，因为你知道如果你联系了，我就帮不了你了。 Okay, 'cause you know if you are, I can't help you.
不，我为什么要那么做？ No, why would I do that?
你还好吗？我很好。我很好。 You good? I'm good. I'm good.
那就看着我。 Keep your eyes on me, then.
你为什么老是东张西望？ Why you keep darting them around?
我没有东张西望。我正看着你呢。 I'm not darting them. I'm looking right at you.
你确定你没事？听着。 You sure you're all right? Look.
好的。 Okay.
我们得改变一下这个发型 We gonna need to change that hair
在我们拍照之前。 before we take the photo.
呃，宝贝，你觉得呢？假发？染发？ Uh, baby, what you think? Wig? Dye?
为了 - 为了他的头发。 For- for his hair.
我觉得用假发。 I think we do a wig.
是啊。别担心，杰夫。你还是你。 Yeah. Don't worry, Jeff. You'll still be you.
但会更帅。像布拉德·皮特。 But cuter. Like Brad Pitt.
丑版的布拉德·皮特。 Ugly- ass Brad Pitt.
哦，我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
宝贝，你是认真的吗？ Baby, are you serious about this?
我 - 我... I'm- I'm...
这是个迷死人的造型。 This is a panty dropper.
哦，我的天啊。宝贝，别这样。 Oh, my God. Baby, come on.
好的。 Okay.
哦。 Oh.
你他妈在开玩笑吧，宝贝。 You got to be fucking kidding me, baby.
打个招呼，宝贝。 Say hi, baby.
哇。 Wow.
宝贝，那——那个……那个不错。 Baby, th- that's... that's a good one.
不错，对吧？是啊。 That's good, right? Yeah.
这个感觉好吗？嗯哼。 This one feel good to you? Mm- hmm.
嗯哼？感觉你可以是 Mm- hmm? Feels like you could be
和这个人待一会儿？嗯 - 嗯。 this person for a while?Mm- hmm.
准备好了吗？嗯 - 嗯。 You ready?Mm- hmm.
等等，等等，等等。别他妈笑了。 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop with the damn smiling.
你在搞什么？ Fuck you doing?
就……正常表情。不，是啊，严肃点。 Just... normal face. No, yeah, serious.
这就像……是你的护照，你知道。 It's like a... it's your passport, you know.
不许笑。 You're not allowed to smile.
一，二，三。 One, two, three.
读读这玩意儿。背下来。 Read this shit. Study it.
全部。 All of it.
好吗？这将是新的你。 All right? It's gonna be the new you.
你是肯尼斯·欧文·格里芬。 You're Kenneth Owen Griffin.
1974年7月7日出生，来自北卡罗来纳州兰伯顿。 Born July 7, 1974, from Lumberton, North Carolina.
现在，我去拿你所有的文件。 Now, I'm- a get all your documents.
别担心任何事。 Don't worry about shit.
转移记录，档案——我会全部搞定，从头到尾。 Transfers, records - I'll have it all done, A to Z.
好的。你在想什么，5千？ Okay. What- what are you thinking, like 5K?
哦，不，会多得多，老兄。 Oh, no, it's gonna be a lot more than that, man.
比那还多？多——多少？ More than that? How- how much more?
你以为我不知道你在干什么， huh？ You think I don't know what you doing, huh?
你大概交了个女朋友，是吧？ You probably got a girlfriend, don't you?
什么？不。 What? No.
是啊，你交了。是啊，你交了。 Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.
是啊，你他妈不擅长这个。 Yeah, you not good at this shit.
擅长什么？当罪犯，老兄。 Good at what shit? Being a criminal, nigga.
让我告诉你。 Let me tell you something.
好的罪犯是冷酷的，精于算计的。 Good criminals are cold, calculating.
你明白吗？ You understand?
现在，算计这方面你有了， Now, you got the calculation down,
但是，老兄，你只是...傻乎乎的。 but, man, you just... goofy.
价格……是5万。 The price... it's gonna be 50K.
好吗？ All right?
50？50？是啊。 50? 50? Yeah.
嘿，你风险很大，老兄。你能搞定吗？ Hey, you a lot of risk, man. Can you do it?
好的。是的。 Okay. Yeah.
你打算怎么做？ How you gonna do it?
我会搞到的。我会搞到的。 I'll get it. I'll get it.
如果你在想用枪，帮我个忙。 Well, if you're thinking about using a gun, do me a favor.
别上电视。 Stay the fuck off the TV.
屋顶大盗，你明白我的意思吗？ Roofman, you understand what I'm saying?
别做任何傻事。 Don't do anything stupid.
嗷。 Ow.
好的。 Okay.
该死。 Shit.
什么...？ What the...?
该死！ Shit!
愚蠢的白痴！ Stupid idiot!
我们年销售额的90%发生在接下来的两周。 90% of our annual sales happens in the next two weeks.
想想那个。 Think about that.
会有很多钱进来， There's gonna be a lot of money coming in,
我们需要做好准备。 and we need to be ready for it.
考虑到我们最近的挫折， Considering our recent setbacks,
我觉得我们做得还不错。 I think we're doing pretty good.
你们应该感到骄傲。加油。 You should be proud. Come on.
加油，各位。加油。加油。 Come on, guys. Come on. Come on.
但现在比赛才真正开始。 But the ball game starts now.
我们正在加强安保，所以商店是安全的 We're beefing up security so the store is safe
家庭在店里也会感到安全。 and families feel safe in the store.
准时。 Right on schedule.
因为如果我们的顾客过了一个好的圣诞节， Because if our customers have a good Christmas,
那么我们也是。 then so do we.
你真是太准时了，我的朋友。我喜欢。 You are so punctual, my friend. I like it.
你的工作是卖玩具。 Your job is to sell toys.
这次会稍微重一点。 It's gonna be a little bit heavier this time around.
是啊，最近这种活儿很多。 Yeah, getting a lot of these lately.
对你的手臂肌肉有好处。 It's good for your arms, muscles there.
我们会提早开门 We're gonna open early
在这个圣诞季每天都营业到很晚， and stay open late every day this Christmas season,
包括平安夜。 and that includes Christmas Eve.
我贴出了新的日程表。 I posted the new schedule.
现在，我知道你们中的一些人... Now, I know some of you
有些人会被安排到不想上的班次， are gonna have shifts they don't want,
但没有例外或变更。 but there's no exceptions or changes.
排班表上写着你的名字，你就得来上班。 You show up when your name is on the schedule.
现在，祝大家圣诞快乐。 Now, let's have a happy Christmas.
让我们为了孩子们努力。 Let's do this for the kids.
加油。回去工作吧。 Come on. Back to work.
帽子不错。 Nice hat.
你看起来像个圣诞超级反派。 You look like a Christmas supervillain.
是啊，我就是个圣诞超级反派。 Yeah, I am a Christmas supervillain.
不过你来开车。 You're driving, though.
我开车？是你开。 I'm driving? You are driving.
好的。 Okay.
天啊，你买了这么多东西。 Holy shit, you got so much stuff.
妈妈会吓一跳的。 Mom's gonna freak out.
是啊，她会惊喜得吓一跳。 Yeah, she's gonna freak out with joy.
嗨，妈妈。嗨，妈妈。 Hi, Mom. Hi, Mom.
好的。 Okay.
时间正好。 Perfect timing.
大家都准备好出发了。 Everyone's ready to go.
啵。 Mwah.
嘿，各位。 Hey, guys.
我今晚不能去教堂了。为什么？ I can't go to church tonight. Why not?
我必须很早就起床。 I have to wake up super early.
我明天有班。 I have a shift tomorrow.
那我有个好消息告诉你。 Then I have good news for you.
米奇打电话来了，他要当个好人 Mitch called, and he's gonna be a nice guy
让你睡个懒觉。 and let you sleep in.
米奇打电话了？嗯哼。是啊。 Mitch called? Mm- hmm. Yeah.
呃，说10点半。 Uh, said 10:30.
10点半？是啊。 10:30? Yeah.
我想他说是10点半到4点半。 10:30 to 4:30, I think he said.
为什么？ Why?
我，呃...我不知道。 I, uh... I don't know.
我是说，也许他知道你有家庭 I mean, maybe he knows that you have a family
他想让你能和家人一起过节。 and he wants you to be able to spend the holidays with them.
嗯 - 嗯。 Mm- hmm.
嘿，妈妈。嘿。 Hey, Mom. Hey.
我爱你。我爱你。 I love you. I love you.
我爱你。 I love you.
到马槽这边来。 Come on into the manger.
奥蒂斯，回去工作。快点。把育儿区打扫一下，好吗？ Otis, back to work. Come on. Clean that nursery, would you?
像我告诉你的那样。好的。 Like I told you to.Okay.
你好，先生。你好。 Hello, sir. Hello.
钱先生，钱先生。 Mr. Money Man, Mr. Money Man.
玩具反斗城的员工们，早上好！ Good morning, Toys "R" Us employees!
你好。我们是警察。 Hello. This is the police.
你们，你们知道后面有警报响了吗？ You guys, you know you got an alarm going off back there?
大家，这边走。 Everybody, this way.
你跟我来。快点。 You're coming with me. Little faster.
哦，我的天啊。哦，我的天啊。他有枪。 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He has a gun.
嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿，嘿！ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
请把手远离你的枪，先生。 Please keep your hand away from your gun, sir.
趴下，趴在地上。 Get on, get on your stomach.
你们两个，过来。 You two, come here.
如果大家都照我说的做，就不会有人受伤。 No one's gonna get hurt if everybody just does what I say.
趴在地上。奥蒂斯，过来。 On your stomach. Otis, here.
把所有人都绑起来。 Zip- tie everybody up.
奥蒂斯，快点。呃…… Otis, come on. Uh...
天啊。米奇，把大家都用束线带绑起来。 Jesus Christ. Mitch, zip- tie everybody up.
好吗？趴下，眼睛看地上。 Okay? Get on your stomachs, eyes down.
好的。我——我说了什么？ Okay. Wh- What did I say?
快点。趴下。 Come on. On your stomach.
趴下。 Get down.
现在别这样。 Don't do this right now.
嘿，嘿。 Hey, hey.
我说了什么？ What did I say?
该死。 Shit.
那不是我的错。 That wasn't my fault.
他听力不好。 He's a bad listener.
这不可能发生。 This is not happening.
大家，深呼吸。 Everybody, take a breath.
米奇，给我一个。 Mitch, give me one of those.
谢谢你，先生。 Thank you, sir.
抱歉。抱歉。 Sorry. Sorry.
好的。 Okay.
对不起。对不起。快点，米奇。 Sorry. Sorry. Come on, Mitch.
动作快点。走吧。 Let's get a hop on. Let's go.
会没事的。对不起。对不起。 It's gonna be okay. Sorry. Sorry.
伙计们。 Guys.
大家冷静点。我很抱歉。 Everybody, just calm down. I'm sorry about this.
米奇，拿钥匙。快点。 Mitch, get the keys. Come on.
我们去保险柜那儿。不，这里没钱。 Let's go to the safe. No, there's no money here.
没有保险柜。你以为我不知道 There's no safe. You think I don't know
你每周二都要存一笔存款到银行吗？ that there's a deposit that you take to the bank every Tuesday?
啊？拜托，请。 Huh? Come on, please.
你没事的。 You're okay.
眼睛看地上。眼睛看地上。 Eyes down. Eyes down.
我很抱歉，各位。马上就结束了。 I'm sorry about this, guys. It'll be all over in a second.
快点。你每天都做这个。冷静点。 Come on. You do this every day. Calm down.
快点。好了。干得好。 Come on. Here we go. Good job.
眼睛向下看。 Eyes down.
就...找到钥匙。 Just... find the key.
哦，天啊。 Oh, God.
外面的眼睛看地上！ Eyes down out there!
是的。好的，放进去。 Yes. Okay, put it in.
哦。好的。把它放进保险柜，打开。 Oh. Okay. Put it in the safe and open it.
把袋子拿出来。放下。 Take the bag out. Put it down.
我需要你把墨水炸弹拿出来。 I need you to take the ink bomb out.
如果我那么做，它会炸得到处都是。 If I do that, it'll blow up everywhere.
如果你动作快就不会。 Not if you do it quick.
迅速把它重新拉上，好吗？ Zip it right back up really fast, okay?
好的。 Okay.
好的，很好。 Okay, good.
哦，天啊。 Oh, God.
真该死。 Goddamn it.
他需要救护车！ He needs an ambulance!
你说你不会伤害任何人，但你伤了他！ You said you weren't gonna hurt anyone, but you hurt him!
他需要救护车！ He needs an ambulance!
而你只是个恶霸！ And you're just a bully!
你只是个恶霸！ You're just a bully!
奥蒂斯？ Otis?
我看不见了。 I can't see.
他需要……他需要救护车。 He need... he needs an ambulance.
看来很明显我只是个好欺负的人， huh？ I guess it's obvious I'm just a pushover, huh?
好吧，奥蒂斯。行，我打911，好吗？ All right, Otis. Fine, I'm calling 911, okay?
911。请问您的紧急情况？ 911. What's your emergency?
夏洛特警察！夏洛特警察！ Charlotte Police! Charlotte Police!
警察局！ Police department!
夏洛特警察！夏洛特警察！ Charlotte Police! Charlotte Police!
哦，哦，哇。好的。等一下。 Oh, oh, wow. Okay. Wait a second.
你刚才在骂他。 You were calling him names.
他有枪， He had a gun,
你还骂他是个恶霸。 and he was calling him a bully.
哦，老兄。 Oh, man.
你看到他任何 Did you see any part of his skin
或者任何其他衣物？ or any other clothing?
呃，我能看出他是个白人，是的。 Um, I could tell he was a white man, yeah.
你看到他的眼睛了吗？ Did you see his eyes?
嗯 - 嗯。 Mm- mm.
这他妈太棒了，杰夫。 This is fucking fantastic, Jeff.
你他妈真是个疯子，你知道吗？ You a fucking nut, you know that?
真他妈棒。宝贝，你看到这个了吗？ It's fucking great. Baby, you see this?
是的。 Yeah.
好的，让我看看。 Okay, let's see.
这是你北卡罗来纳州签发的驾照，对吧？ This is your North Carolina- issued driver's license, all right?
那是你的护照。公证过的出生证明。 That's your passport. Notarized birth certificate.
你有你上一份工作的工资单存根。 You got your check stubs from your last job.
哦，还有你的机票。 Oh, and there is your ticket.
你晚上11点从夏洛特起飞。 You leave at 11:00 p.m. out of Charlotte.
你要在迈阿密转机， Now, what you're gonna do is a layover in Miami,
然后飞往巴兰基亚。 and then you're gonna fly to Barranquilla.
从那里，你坐一小段巴士 From there, you're gonna take a little bus
周末前就能到委内瑞拉。 and it'll have you in Venezuela before the weekend's out.
看来我需要的都有了 Looks like I got everything I need
万一我决定明天走。 in case I decide to go tomorrow.
"决定"？ "Decide"?
你已经做了决定，老兄。 You already made your decision, man.
你在说什么？ What you talking about?
我是说，你总不能指望我圣诞节走吧，对吧？ I mean, you can't expect me to go on Christmas, right?
我能再待一阵子吗？我会低调行事的。 Can't I just stay awhile? I'll just lay low.
那不是你能选的，杰夫。 That's not a choice you have, Jeff.
你明天必须离开。 You got to leave tomorrow.
我这边有人在等你，老兄。 I got people waiting on you, man.
我在迈阿密有个安保。 I got a security guy in Miami.
他会在三号线上。 He'll be at line three.
你只有一次机会，老兄。明晚11点。 You got one shot, man. 11:00 p.m. tomorrow.
别错过这次机会。好吗？ Don't miss this shot. All right?
宝贝，我们把这个，呃，假发给他戴上。 Baby, let's get this, uh, wig on him.
没问题。 You bet.
还有一件事我在想。 One more thing I was thinking about.
电视上看到有关于持械抢劫的新闻。 Saw on the TV there was some shit about a armed robbery.
我对此一无所知。 I don't know nothing about that.
我需要你的拇指指纹。 I need your thumbs.
你知道，你得掩盖你的踪迹，杰夫。 You know, you got to cover your tracks, Jeff.
是的。你碰过的每样东西。 Yeah.Everything you touch.
我需要你认真想想你和谁说过话， I need you to really think about who you talked to,
谁和你说过话，谁知道你的声音。 who talked to you, who knows your voice.
我为你冒了天大的风险，老兄。你明白的，对吧？ I'm over a cliff for you, man. You understand that, right?
是的。 Yeah.
所以，没有？ So, nothing?
没有看过医生？ No doctor's visits?
呃，我去看了牙医，补了一些蛀牙。 Uh, I went to the dentist and got some cavities filled.
但就这些。 But that's it.
好的。你没拍X光片？ Okay. You ain't get no X- rays?
不，我拍了X光片，但我给了他们假名字。 No, I got X- rays, but I gave 'em a fake name.
好吧。嗯，那其实没关系 Okay. Well, it don't really matter
如果你给了假名但他们有你的牙齿记录，杰夫。 if you gave 'em a fake name if they got your teeth, Jeff.
好的。是的。 All right. Yeah.
听着，我会处理的。 Look, I'll take care of it.
你搞出的任何烂摊子，你自己收拾干净。 Any messes you made, you clean it up.
然后直接去机场 Then you go straight to the airport
等你的航班。 and wait for your flight.
别再上新闻了。 No getting on the news.
不要向你打过招呼的任何人道别。 No good- byes to anyone you said hello to.
那意味着没有明信片，没有电话。什么都没有。 That means no postcards, no calls. No none of that.
该死，我们有过一段好时光。 Shit, we had a good run.
你知道吗？ You know?
你知道，等所有这些事情平息下来，然后，比如， You know, after all this stuff calms down and, like,
我在那边安顿下来， I get settled over there,
你觉得你能告诉一些人我在哪里 do you think you could tell some people where I'm at
他们也许可以……有时候来看看我？ and they maybe could... visit me sometime?
不，不，不。 No, no, no.
不是那样的，老兄。 It's none of that, man.
没人会来看你，杰夫。 Nobody coming to see you, Jeff.
你要重新开始。 You're starting over.
你现在只能靠自己了。 You're on your own now.
是的。 Yeah.
哎呀。 Oops.
喂？ Hello?
约翰。 John.
我正要给你打电话。 I was just about to call you.
一切都好吗？ Is everything okay?
我一直在给你打电话。 I've been calling you.
你在哪？ Where are you?
我在开车。 I'm driving.
其实，我刚把车停在路边。 Well, actually, I just pulled over.
你来吃圣诞晚餐吗？ Are you coming to Christmas dinner?
姑娘们一直在问你。 The girls have been asking for you.
是的。是的，当然。 Yeah. Yeah, of course.
是的，我不会错过的。 Yeah, I wouldn't miss it.
5点见怎么样？ Want to meet us at 5:00?
在家？ At home?
5点？是啊，是啊，听起来不错。 At 5:00? Yeah, yeah, that sounds good.
是的。我会到的。 Yeah. I'll be there.
你在听吗？你没事吧？ You there? Are you okay?
我能听到你，我能听到你的呼吸声。 I can hear you, I can hear you breathing.
我爱你，约翰。 I love you, John.
我也爱你，莉。 I love you, too, Leigh.
5点见。 I'll see you at 5:00.
莉？ Leigh?
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas
警察！趴下！ Police! Lay down!
趴在地上！趴下！ Get on the ground! Get down!
趴在地上！趴在地上！ Get on the ground! Get on the ground!
趴下！趴下。趴下。 On the ground! Get down. Get down.
别动。 Don't move.
别动。不许动。 Don't move. Do not move.
很好。别动。 Doing good. Don't move.
照我们说的做，你就不会受伤。明白吗？ Do as we say and you won't get hurt. You understand me?
我抓住他了。呃 - 呃。 I got him. Nuh- uh.
别动，混蛋。 Don't move, dickhead.
他妈的不许动。戏码结束了。 Don't fucking move. Drama's over.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
我想你知道我的名字。 I think you know my name.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
杰弗里·曼彻斯特。 Jeffrey Manchester.
身份确认。目标。我们抓住他了。 PID. Target. We got him.
我们抓到屋顶人了。 We got the Roofman.
他差点就成功了。 He almost made it.
我们走。 Let's move.
来吧。 Come on.
搜他的身。他是个狡猾的家伙。 Search his ass. He's a tricky motherfucker.
这边。过来。 This way. Come here.
仔细搜他。 Search him good.
我大概是故意让自己被抓的。 I probably let myself get caught.
或者也许我只是不能不告而别。 Or maybe I just couldn't leave without saying goodbye.
他们从严判了我。 They threw the book at me.
又判了我384个月。 Gave me 384 more months.
这意味着等到我出狱的时候， That means by the time I get out of here,
我就是个老头了。 I'll be an old man.
这让我有很多时间思考我的人生。 Gave me a lot of time to think about my life.
思考一切。 Everything.
当我在外面的世界时， When I was out there in the world,
我没有想到那些 I wasn't thinking of the things
我让身处风险中的人和事。 or people that I was putting at risk.
现在这是我唯一想的事。 Now that's all I think about.
我们都喜欢回到过去想象 We all like to go back in time to imagine
如果做了不同的选择 how things could've gone differently
事情会如何不同。 if we made different choices.
就像现在。 Like right now.
我在想象如果我从没犯下那些罪 I was imagining what it would've been like
会是什么样子 if I never committed all those crimes
失去我的家人。 and lost my family.
或者如果我能继续 Or if I got to keep on living
和莉还有她的女儿们永远在一起。 with Leigh and her girls forever.
当然，她们会稍微使唤我一下 Sure, they'd boss me around a little
逼我去教堂。 and make me go to church.
但她们会笑我愚蠢的笑话，原谅我 But they'd laugh at my dumb jokes and forgive me
当我在冷酷和算计之间失衡的时候。 when I was on the wrong part of cold and calculating.
之类的。 Or something.
我开始意识到所有我爱的人 I started to realize that all those people I loved
并不需要我给他们那么多东西。 didn't need me to give them so many things.
她们只是需要我。 They just needed me.
我的时间。 My time.
而现在我只有这个了。 And now that's all I have.
时间。我得了四个A。 Time. I got four A's.
你全得了A？ You got all A's?
是的。 Yeah.
连数学也是？是的。 Even in math? Yeah.
贝姬，我太为你骄傲了。 Becky, I'm so proud of you.
一切本可以走向不同的方向，肯定的。 It all could've gone a different way, for sure.
但它没有。它走向了这个方向。 But it didn't. It went this way.
嘿，伙计。 Hey, buddy.
那对我来说没问题。 And that was okay with me.
因为在这里，我... Cause in here, I...
我不能再伤害任何人了。 I can't hurt anybody anymore.
是的。我... Yeah. I'm...
我在我应该在的地方。 I'm where I'm supposed to be.
你想过吗？ You ever think about it?
什么？ What?
你知道，从这地方越狱。 You know, breaking out of this place.
不。不。嗯。 No. No. Mm.
我... I'm...
这里现在是我的家了。 This is my home now.
你知道，我必须承认，兄弟， You know, I have to admit, brother, like,
那个爱情故事部分真的很棒。 that love story part was really good.
我很好奇。你后来又见过莉吗？ I am curious. You ever see Leigh again?
嘿。嗨。 Hey. Hi.
我应该叫你杰弗里吗？ Should I call you Jeffrey?
只是你生命中另一个混蛋杰弗里罢了，我猜。是啊。 Just another jerk Jeffrey in your life, I guess. Yeah.
林赛和迪伊怎么样？ How's Lindsay and Dee?
她们还好。 They're okay.
是的。 Yeah.
迪伊留着她的刘海吗？ Did Dee keep her bangs?
她留了。 She did.
是的。 Yeah.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
我很抱歉我伤害了你。 I'm so sorry that I hurt you.
我很抱歉我没能保护你。 I'm sorry I couldn't protect you.
你没什么需要道歉的，莉。 You don't have anything to be sorry about, Leigh.
你没有。 You don't.
你没有伤害任何人。 You didn't hurt anybody.
你只是说了实话。 You just told the truth.
是的。 Yeah.
我当时真的很生你的气。 I was really angry at you.
我最生气的是你伤害了女儿们。 I was most angry at how you hurt the girls.
但那不是我现在看待这件事的方式。 But that's not the way I think about it now.
好吗？ Okay?
我把它看作一次冒险。 I think about it as an adventure.
我们有过很多快乐时光。 We had a lot of fun.
我们很感激。 We're thankful.
嗯... Well...
也许我以后会来看你。 maybe I'll come visit you sometime.
要敲我的窗户吗？ Gonna tap on my window?
也许我会直接敲门。 Maybe I'll just knock on the door.
“屋顶大盗”再次归来作案， The Roofman has returned to rob again,
昨夜他在威尔金森街和缅因街交叉口的这家麦当劳 overnight cutting his way into this McDonald's
切开了屋顶。 on the intersection of Wilkinson and Main.
只看他的作案手法， Just to look at what he's done,
他显得非常聪明。 it appears he's very intelligent.
只是他也喜欢犯罪。 Um, it's just that he also likes to commit crime.
在屋顶上切开洞， Holes cut into the roofs,
命令员工进入冷藏库， workers told to get into the coolers,
但没有人受伤。 but no one was hurt.
事实上，嫌疑人很友善。 In fact, the suspect was nice.
非常有礼貌的人。 Very polite person.
他总是确保员工们， He always makes sure that the employees,
在他带他们进冷藏库之前， before he walked them into the refrigerator,
让他们穿上外套 that he has them put on their coats
这样他们就能保暖。 so that they'll stay warm.
这是早些时候“屋顶大盗”的合成画像， This was an earlier composite drawing of Roofman,
总是戴着面具。 always wearing a mask.
这里的店主拒绝评论 The owner here refused to comment
抢劫案的所有细节， on all details of the robbery,
将电话转给了麦当劳公司。 referring calls to the McDonald's corporation.
但他也抢劫过汉堡王和百视达…… But he's also robbed Burger King and Blockbuster...
警方抓获他时，他身上有9000美元现金， Police caught him with $9,000 in cash,
据称是从两家麦当劳餐厅偷来的， allegedly stolen from two McDonald's restaurants,
第一家加斯托尼亚，第二家贝尔蒙特。 the first in Gastonia, the second in Belmont.
嫌疑人差点逃脱， The suspect almost got away,
直到贝尔蒙特这家麦当劳的一名员工 until a worker at this Belmont McDonald's
看到他逃跑的方向并报了警。 saw which way he ran and then called police.
我在贝尔蒙特麦当劳抢劫案中与杰弗里有过接触。 I interacted with Jeffrey on the robbery that happened in the McDonald's in Belmont.
他一直在说， The whole time, he was saying,
“我很抱歉。你们是好人。 "I'm so sorry. You guys are the good people.
"我是坏人。“ I'm the bad person."
他是个不错的家伙。 He was a nice fella.
他，呃，他真的很友善。 He, uh, he was real nice.
他没有，呃……他并没有给人留下，呃…… He didn't, uh... he didn't come across as, uh...
你知道，过来，说废话，你知道。 you know, come up, talk junk, you know.
或者，“我为什么在这里？”诸如此类的话。 Or, "Why am I here?" Nothing like that.
你知道，他……他是个不错的家伙。 You know, he... he was a nice fella.
他是个了不起的骗子， He's an incredible liar,
嗯，几乎关于所有事情。 um, pretty much about everything.
大家都觉得，“哦，他真是个英雄 Everybody thinks, "Oh, he's such a hero
“因为他——他把玩具给了孩子们。” "because he- he gave the toys to the children."
嗯，玩具是偷来的。 Well, the toys are stolen.
至于，像，有一点点察觉 As far as, like, having an inkling
可能有点不对劲， to maybe there's something there,
不，我没有任何察觉。 no, I didn't have any kind of inkling.
他是个不错的家伙。他加入了我们的教会。 He was a nice fella. He got involved in our church.
但现在牧师知道了 But now that the pastor knows
约翰其实是杰弗里·曼彻斯特， John is really Jeffrey Manchester,
被指控抢劫玩具反斗城的越狱犯 the escaped convict accused of sticking up Toys "R" Us
并纵火烧了牙医诊所，他作何感想？ and torching a dentist's office, how does he feel?
我的看法是，呃， My belief is that, um,
作为教会，你必须支持某个人。 as a church, you got to stand with somebody.
这并不意味着你同意他们的所作所为。 Doesn't mean that you agree with what they did.
“屋顶大盗”，或者叫“屋顶劫匪”， The Roofman, or the Rooftop Robber,
我——我从来没听说过任何关于那件事。 I- I never heard anything about that.
那是——我对任何事情都一无所知 It was - I was oblivious to anything
直到我和杰弗里的关系之后， until after my relationship with Jeffrey,
然后他被捕了。 and then he was captured.
然后似乎到处都在报道。 Then it just seemed to be everywhere.
从没想过会发生在我的诊所， Never thought that would happen to my office,
他试图烧掉它来——来掩盖他的记录。 him trying to burn it down to- to hide his record.
整个前部区域都没了。 The whole front area was gone.
一开始，在我看来 In the beginning, it just seemed to me
他一切都井井有条。 he had everything together.
这是一个完美的例子，说明贪婪和金钱 And it's a perfect example of how greed and money
以及生活中的不良影响会改变你的结局。 and bad influences in your life could change your outcome.
史密斯牧师说 Pastor Smith says
他已经去监狱探望过曼彻斯特了。 he's already visited Manchester in jail.
他不敢相信我去看他了， He could not believe that I came to see him,
我们不会只是对他非常生气 that, um, that we would not just be really mad at him
背弃他。 and turn our back on him.
虽然是一名教会成员 Although it was a church member
就是她告发了曼彻斯特。 who turned Manchester in.
警方逮捕了他... Police captured him
离开莉·温斯科特的公寓时， leaving the apartment of Leigh Wainscott,
他在教堂单身活动中认识的新女友。 the new girlfriend he met at a church singles event.
我和我的大女儿谈过，你知道，关于这件事， I talked to my oldest daughter, you know, about this,
嗯，最近，我问她 um, recently, and, uh, I asked her
和我分享她记得的任何事， to share with me anything that she remembered,
她可以分享的事，她只是说， um, that she could share, and she just said,
“哦，是的，我记得很清楚。 "Oh, yeah, I remember very well.
“他，他很棒，你知道。 "He was, he was awesome, you know.
"我们玩得很开心。“ "We had so much fun."
而且，呃... And, um...
她们对他没有任何坏话。她们没有。 They didn't have anything bad to say about him.
完全没有。完全没有。 Nothing at all.