噢 想到了 要不...算了
不 不 你不能老这样
你不能起个头然后突然打住
有话就说完 要么就不要说
你今天还真是极权
不 只是你这样让我抓狂
这好比你去理发刮胡子 却不给弄完 明白?
来 你说吧
你能不能不要再欲言又止?
我保证不会 说吧
- 算了吧 - 谢谢
你刚才想说的是什么?
- 吃比萨 看电视 - 那是我们后备计划
所以我才不说的啊 因为我想起那是后备计划
我们什么时候变得又老土又可悲了
嘿 嘿 我们没有
只是今晚想不到干什么而已
周五晚上啊 我们应该出去的
我不知道 和老友们一起开派对吧
我们Stars Hollow镇的老友们都睡了
Kirk还没睡 他在皮萨店放电影呢
我们去看吧
好啦 还真的又老又可悲了 怎么会想到这种主意啊?
这是我们的第一个周五晚上
不用和爷爷奶奶一起吃晚饭
我毕生难忘啊
我们以前都干什么的啊
貌似是一百万年前的事了
等等 你打给谁啊?
星期五晚上不向他们问好 我感觉很别扭
不 不要打给他们
嘿 是你和他们搞分裂
我和他们关系还是挺好的
他们可能正坐在那吃饭呢
在没暖气的昏暗房子里颤抖
好让我们感觉到异常内疚
嘿 外公 我是Rory...
Rory
他假装不记得你?
- 不 那边很嘈杂 - 嘈杂?
- 你那边怎么啦? - 噢 我们在开派对呢
- 派对? - 派对?
临时想的主意
有好多人在这呢
大概有55到60人左右吧
60人
噢 蘑菇盖来了 大伙!
他们在唱歌还有蘑菇盖吃呢
- 好惊人哦 - 好象很有趣啊
噢 是的 让你外婆和你说吧
当她正在隔壁和Lloyd Sandstone跳舞呢
你手都放哪了? Lloyd
一个叫Lloyd在摸奶奶呢
你编的吧
我挂了 好吗?
好的 你星期一放学后过来吧 可以吗?
好的 到时候见
等不及见你了 再见了
Gilmore家的房子里正举行派对 好像回到了1999年
而这里则是阴暗的1700年
我们也没让他们不再继续自己的生活啊
他们怎么能这么快恢复?
不知道 但他们的确进步了
好 这次算他们赢了
我们要想点超大超劲爆
而且超酷的东西 为下周五做准备 好吗?
- 好的 - 现在开始想吧
蘑菇盖好像真的不错呀
不好意思
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- 嘿 - 说"cheese"
爱死这小数码相机 我都想嫁给它了
你不是准备送人的吗?
噢 你会伤害我小数码宝贝的心的
抱歉 数码宝贝
咔嚓! 不 等等
噢 错过了 倒是给你照到张好的 颊骨长得不错
你能放开相机一会吗
我尽量吧
给你的
Chilton来的
你又干什么坏事了?
读读看
尊敬的Gilmore女士 你女儿在Chilton的日子临将结束
你的也是 嗯 一点爱的感觉都没
啦 啦 啦 "The Booster俱乐部" 希望能得到你的帮助
我们深深地表示感激 "深深地"有三条下划线
强调这个词 明白 谢谢了
你的参与 尤其考虑到你之前很少参加活动
他们用押韵又含糊的词语描述我
一群混蛋
他们叫我履行义务
好像你很喜欢
我觉得我要收拾行囊 和爱人说再见了
那就不要那样
你不在那一样很优秀
耶鲁还想要你呢 太迟了 我们不需要Chilton任何东西
- 除了我毕业典礼的票 - 我们已经有了
但还不够 我申请了 给不给由他们决定
我们真的要些重要的东西
然后就是我的毕业证书
你毕业典礼上就会拿到的啊
不 我到时候拿到的只是证书的封皮
他们会不会因为我少参加活动
就不发你毕业证?
我不知道
我弄砸了 我觉得我要去了
嗨 两位
有必要吗?
- 噢 这照得可不好看 - 什么?
你好像还没睡醒啊 大哥?
你这看起来好像累死累活地跑了40英里似的
我还没准备好呢 还有你照的角度不好 还有光太强了
柔点的光照出来眼睛会好看点
貌似他知道什么样光照相 眼睛会好看哦
想到点什么了没?
我把菜单拍下来 然后在相机里看
- 等她玩腻了再叫我 - 那得等会了
我缩小范围到早餐肉类了
继续到底吧
- 等等 酷 - .我们同时结束
以前从没有过的
中间那段貌似都不是我们演奏的了
是的 真好
所有都很好 不是吗
- 不是很难听 - 我们都准备好演出了
我们要演出了 这句话听着都高兴
- 在哪? - 同校的那个Kyle
他父母周末要去接受婚姻咨询
所以他举行这个超级酷的派对
你们有足够多的歌吗?
我们歌足够演2个半小时 但是名字没想好
我给点建议
是的 否决"哈里波特" 了下一个
难道你的更好?
"跟他们走到甜点的尽头" 这乐队值得纪念而且很经典
每次说完它名字我都得没气
你有哮喘 你说你名字都会没气的
是的 Brian 我们起名时可不会考虑你的呼吸问题
即便有吸入器 "跟他们走到甜点的尽头" 这名字还是太长了
但我们成名了 我们的粉丝会简称FTTTEOTD
你们有什么建议吗?
我们不敢给建议
嘿 Lane 你妈妈那么严厉 你还敢举行这样的派对
简单 Rory和Jess帮我把鼓拿过去
然后我朋友Young Chui过来载我去
编个为期7天的耶稣再生论者保龄球派对
时间足够我们演出
不错
我还带了自己的球和球鞋
大家不要说出去
- 再见 大家 - 再见
再见
- 那"The We"怎么样 - 我们?
名字叫"The We" (我们就是我们)
我不想再说这个了
- 你的车有消息了么? - 没有
有人会发现的 你那车还挺特别的
可能被卖了吧已经
不要提了 都过去了
随便 说点其他的吧
你现在有点了解Dave了
他人不错
好的 我们四个一起去毕业舞会更有趣
对 我几乎忘记那毕业舞会了
你不会想忘记毕业舞会吧
我答应会去的 我不会食言的
- 你手臂扭伤了怎么办? - 我现在没事了
我这辈子最想参加就是那舞会了
是Stars Hollow高中舞会 和Lane在一起 才是最重要的
我这周去搞票
- 我来付钱 - 想都别想
你要穿燕尾服了 那有点怪
燕尾服很詹姆斯邦德 不是怪
你就是那种类型
还要在礼车里藏点衣服备用
- Sookie - 字幕?
我需要关爱和拥抱 我要解雇Julio了
哦 真可怜
今天已经第三次了 我都是在毁灭人们的好心情
但你和他们说我们都爱他们
装修搞好我们立即再雇他们的
我还给他们遣散费
他们表现很亲切 我真的很难做人
我们很快雇他们回来的 一切都会再变好的
我必须解雇Frank 可我没法再去说了
所以Michel说他来做
他有没有说会好好说?
是的 后来他又不干了
天啊
Luke在这干嘛?
我不知道 我一直站在这看呢
怎么了?
他一直那样躺在地上
在那修补什么的 然后我蹲下
靠过去看他在干什么 过了好一会
才发现我的手一直放在他屁股上
- Sookie! - 那是个意外
这里的事情都很戏剧化
好尴尬
感觉怎么样呢
- 他的屁股? - 嗯
形状保持很好
你们可不可以不要说我的屁股啊?
- 这是好话啊 - 但很没礼貌
那你走了我们再说吧
好啦 我都弄好了
怎么搞的呢?
和火炉公司和你说的一样
后墙是被火烧的
要想重新连上煤气
你就得整个儿重建
那得花点时间 很抱歉
不 Luke 谢谢了 正如承包商说的
我们需要一个有好屁股的人的建议
是啊 Tom的屁股糟透了
不要说了
周六我和Rory吃早餐再见吧
事实上 不可以了 我要和Nicole去滑雪
得起得非常非常早
不错啊 为什么说要起得非常非常早?
因为她要先开车去纽约的家
因为Jess 她不能在我那呆
嘿 为什么不叫她周五晚上过来
你们可以住在旅馆里 我们请客
不 不用了
来吧 Luke 我们有空余的房间
就当我们报答你在这秀你的美丽臀部
- 苍天啊 - 不开玩笑 你屁股真不错
不要说了
真的 没问题的
不知道 无论怎样 谢谢你
好的 我会叫Micheal给你留间房
- 万一你决定要过来 - 好的 再见
谢谢了 再见
你听说Frank收养小狗狗吗?
不知道
他收养他们直到他给它们找到主人
我们不能解雇他 这些狗狗真可爱
Chin-Chin和Pau-Pau Pau-Pau是那个蹲着的有小鼻子的
我两个都收养了
干得好啊
我要去买狗粮了 你能不能去替我解雇Frank?
肯定的
上一场活动已经把资金差不多都筹齐了
也不用再去求什么人了
这样我们的最后一场筹款活动 就可以轻松点了
这些我们不是早就讨论过一亿万遍了吗?
是的 但我们还有临时冒出来的事要操心
- 你收到恐吓信了? - 是的
说回到毕业晚会派对上来 这是今年最后的活动
天啊 今年过得真快
我不相信我的Farrah都18岁了
我的孩子18时 她刚好10岁
- 男人 - 什么?
不要在意 Doug 他们在设置陷阱
我们今年干什么?
- 要在游艇上举行一个盛大派对 - 不错啊
派对在码头开始 然后在海上航行3个小时
- 最后以焰火表演结束 - 筹款进行得怎么样了?
好极了 最后一个时装秀 给我们带来了所需资金的一半
今天糕点展卖的收入也超出预期
噢 这提醒我了
- 这是什么? - 我们的钱箱
- 你负责毕业晚会派对的出纳 - 我什么?
你来之前 我们投票了选了你
我们或许要重选了 我真不会管理钱
- 意见一致 - 我迟到了 不能重新投票吗?
Doug也迟到了 他被选为了首席伴护人
真棒
拜托 我们能说服他们的
又不是什么难事 只要管理下钱
保留那本子 就这么简单
但是你那晚要是不出现的话
我们可能会以为你携款潜逃
不 我不会的
女士们好 我希望我不是很迟 还有男士啊 不好意思
Doug是我们女士了
Terry Carrie Lorelai 见到你们真好
- 也很高兴见到你 - 我错过什么了?
没什么 Lorelai负责毕业晚会出纳
你接受了?
我负责保管小盒子
我猜 他们肯定也残忍地选择了你
差不多吧
我作为男同胞过来支持你的
Terry 继续吧?
好的 我们在讨论毕业晚会
游艇 好象很不错
我们已经和六个宴会承办商谈过了
他们都有兴趣投标
但是这任务本来就很大
我觉得他们会出高价
别扭 真别扭
就好像我们两个从来不认识一样
一点都不在乎我
就好像我是个裹着头巾不停晃腿的女人 对我避之不及的
- 真讨厌 - 就像地震一样
- 他很不关心的样子 - 冷淡?
不 他只是Max
我本来想开会完了和他谈谈
但是很直接
他以有约为借口提前5分钟走了
我不可能跟着他走那么早
因为我负责出纳 那样会显得可疑
他们让你做出纳 他们疯了?
我跟他们解释来着 开这个会我都不知道是干嘛
而且他都不拿正眼瞧我
你是说他连看都没看过你?
他看了 但只是随便往我这里扫了一眼
那你看他的眼神是有啥意义么?
不 我是想表现得不在乎
说到点子上了 他不是也一样么?
你们两个都在演戏 都想公私分明
不 他不是 我是
- 他是真的 - 什么?
- 不在乎 - 明白了
那...
可能你们从来没接吻过
我和Max? 不 我们接吻了
可能那只是幻觉
不是幻觉 Doug Henning 我们真接吻了
不要那么肯定 类似的事我也碰过
我十岁时 我超级喜欢Leif Garrett
我经常幻想和他接吻 到了某种程度之后
- 我觉得那真发生了 - 我吻和Max Sookie.
我现在还能感觉到Leif的嘴唇
我吻了他
Rory怎么看待这事?
我和她说了 别扭死了
我是说 她都回到Chilton了
而我却和她的老师有暧昧
她在准备期末考试
我不想给她压力
Lorelai 事情到底要怎么样啊?
你想和他一起?
我不知道 我不知道我是什么感觉
我整天都在想什么 讨厌死了
太模糊的 但是那是事实
我意思是 确切说 我还和Alex约会
尽管是断断续续的
我不确定我是否想和Max一起
那接吻只是偶然
所谓的接吻
- Sookie我们接吻了 - 冷静点
如果我知道Max怎么想的 我应该会清楚点情况
好比你去一家卖牛排和龙虾的餐厅
知道同伴要点什么之后 决定自己要点什么就简单多了
比如 如果他要龙虾 你就点牛排
因为你们可以分享 不然的话
就两样都要 尽管可能吃相像头猪
有些男人看到你这样就会倒掉胃口
我现在很困惑 都饿死了
我也是 可能吃饱了你就不会想了
希望如此
你确定真的存在一个Alex?
不要说了
请进
嗯 Jess Mariano
见到你真难得啊 坐吧
我准备去买毕业舞会门票时 他们叫我来找你
坐下吧
毕业舞会门票 对吧
我不认为有人会想和你去
我女朋友想去
- 太糟糕了 - 什么 为什么?
- 因为你挂科了 - 我什么?
Jess 你不能毕业了
舞会的门票是给毕业生的
看来你女朋友没那运气了
等等 我只是落后一点点
我会赶上的 没什么大不了的
你不能 你落后太多了
没那么夸张吧
旷课31天 早退20次
- 那就这样了? - 就是这样
谢谢警告
你意思是9次警告还不够?
我给你和你的辅导员安排谈话
还有我和你的 你都推掉 这警告还不够吗?
我会赶上的 我比其他人聪明
- 而且谦逊 - 我会赶上的 你会看到的
没有什么好看的 你没希望了
好 我可以上暑期补习班 如果你要的话
好 但是还不够
你要再上一年
一年? 不行
那就没毕业证书
至少你让我去毕业舞会 那有什么大不了的?
- 没什么好说的了 - 拜托
如果你想明年回来 我的大门永远为你敞开
我不会怀念着地方的
反之亦然
- 不 那不可能 - 怎么了?
我算了我这盒子的钱 少了18美元
你不是要把钱存到银行里去了吗?
呆会再评论 先帮我解决财政危机
你算了那些他们给你的钱了没?
呃 我看了看
噢 你个糟糕出纳
我是被强迫的
这钱箱的钱一定本来就少的
或者小偷入屋行窃了 时有发生
不偷我们的电视机和音响
也无视我的珠宝 却只顾Booster俱乐部的钱箱的小偷
然后只拿了18美元?
- 有些小偷没那么贪婪 - 我无语了
好的 我要垫18美元了
避免猜疑 你这么早就去派对?
Jess和我帮忙乐队准备 我去搞铜钹
- 你不会带钱包去吧 - 我不带?
你没必要带钱和身份证
那我把钥匙放哪呢?
你用它把钥匙挂在皮带上
如果不解开皮带你都不会丢掉的
如果你在派对上解了皮带 没有任何理由
我觉得你都要回家了
聪明
你的鞋还好吧 防滑吧
防滑?
那会有很多很恶心的液体
- 你在那吃饭? - 如果人多的话
不要吃公用碗里的薯条
要不你又要拉崩厕所了
好的
如果你真的想吃的话
就主动要求负责往碗里添薯条 然后趁机抓一把干净的给自己
其他的就放公用碗里
明白
记住 要是你站到桌子上
高歌的话 你这辈子都会后悔的
相信我 我经历过这样的场面 就这样了
我没打算那么做啊
说得好像这么干过的人 都是事先计划好了似的
- 你现在就去? - 是的
我也走了
我来锁门吧
否则我要松开皮带了
Booster俱乐部开会玩得开心
- 会的 宝贝? - 怎么了?
我保证我不会再问你Max的问题了
考虑到以前 而且他现在又回来教你
我还是信守诺言吧 好吧?
很好
好的 我想说的就是这些
好啦
这样摆设大家没意见吧?
- 我没意见 - 我也是
你那边看怎么样?
好像你就要飚到最高音了
一颗子弹 或者是一支枪射子弹
我不习惯用确切术语 但是这样形容也不错吧 是吗?
- 他们看起来像一支乐队了 - 我们要后退点
为什么?
因为当我要连跳 会踢倒电吉他
我需要多点空间
那就别跳了
是的 听起来太Milli Vanilli了 Zach
我再往后退 吉他的线
就会勒坏这棵小海枣树
- 什么? - 那棵树 我姑姑家也有一棵
伙计 不要说植物的学名 那一点都不摇滚
来决定最后的节目单
有什么贵重物品要看管吗 kyle?
没有 我们放好雪球还有喜姆娃娃 (号称全球最贵的瓷娃娃)
我们现在刚放好娃娃
还有两个
Marshall 小心
这个牙痛男孩 是我妈最喜欢的
抱歉
主唱刚才是说要来个连跳踢吗?
- 我们和他说了 - 好的
木琴演奏家 这个不错
开始音调那么低 不行 Brian
是啊 那软朋克音乐恶心死我了
我在弹Devil's Advocate
- Devil's advocate - 名字不错
Keg!
这是我表哥Rick
刚刚过21岁生日 很不错
21岁 耶!
那是什么 啤酒?
- 不是 是牛奶桶吧 - 好的
这有啤酒 那样算不算犯法啊?
很明显 Rick21岁了
21岁 哇塞!
- 刚刚满周岁 - 啤酒
这可是派对 Lane 你想要什么 果珍?
- 不用了 - 地毯 抬起来 抬起来
噢 知道了
Marshall去拿些毛巾放这吧
不是好的毛巾 要游泳毛巾
有什么可以帮忙吗?
我们能搞定的 谢谢了 Young Chui
你呢 Lane? 要不要喝水什么的?
Young Chui 你站得离乐队远点
我们这乱 有很多线啊什么的
我不希望你被电死
好的
那他会整晚都会待在这?
他也没有其他地方去了
这些都是好毛巾
这些是游泳毛巾
游泳毛巾是那种大号有条纹的
动作快点
还得把我爸那些军事收藏品给收起来呢
我们是不是来得早了点?
不 我们是管理人员 音效人员
我还得给Lane提供化妆指导
保管Brian的三明治和水壶
所以 我们是繁忙的舞台后勤人员
傻不啦叽的
拜托 振作点嘛...你好Cleveland!
我到周围先转转去
你的风车斩老是跳不到位
- 也许还是不跳的好 - 没错
Michel 你还行吗?
你觉得呢?
那些人是在等行李生么?
不然呢 难道是在等独角兽对彩虹高歌不成? 没错他们是在等行李生
但行李生只有一个 其他人都被开除了
还有个客房服务员请了病假... 现在我不但要接电话
办理登记入住和退房
还得做夜床服务 帮客人把行李...
- 抬进房间... - 你情绪不大稳定
做个深呼吸来调整一下
还有 我得跑回家照顾那两只松狮
书上说它们需要关怀和鼓舞
否则有天它们会杀了你
Pau Pau还掉进了水盆里...
湿了个透 我只好把它吹干...
行了 注意情绪 我留在这搭把手就是
她差点就溺死了 我真是不称职的爸爸
Pau Pau没事了 管好这的工作就行
把行李员叫回来 夜床服务我去做
你见过松狮犬吗?
真是可爱到不行
他们准备上场了 各个都呼吸急促 但至少频率一致
还不算太坏...你在看什么?
幸福之家 看得我都有点沮丧了
阳光小子... 你向身边撒播了这么多欢乐
连害羞都来不及呢
你不能老这么阴沉沉的
那我努力
我们上别处看看吧
好
- 这么快就开始哭了 - 没有最快只有更快
- 上厕所得排队 - 我就知道
- 嘿 你们这是在干吗? - 死啤酒桶
- 没法开 - 龙头在哪?
- 什么? - 这桶是密封的
得安个龙头才能压出酒来
我就说袋子里那东西是有用的嘛
- 没说明书 - 拜托
瞧 能压了
好样的 敬Jess!
- 敬Jess - 敬Jess
你和Springsteen 劳动人民的偶像 (Bruce Springsteen)
- 你们准备好了吗? - 就看Brian的了
你怎么了 Brian?
- 有点不舒服 - 老毛病 胃灼热
我就说嘛 老兄 你柑橘类吃太多了
以后别吃橙子了
Rory
- 你一定得帮我个忙 - 说吧
Young Chui要把我逼疯了
你要我怎么做?
你要是觉得哪个没人要的女生 愿意和一个没人要的妄想狂在一起
就带她去找Young Chui好了
我会留意的
Lane
- 天啊 要上场了 - 给他们露一手
Brian 你怎么样?
完全不记得怎么弹贝司了
- 好极了 - Brian 你只是紧张而已
做个深呼吸 别忘了吸入器
别忘了John Entwistle被换下去的时候
(传奇摇滚乐队The Who的贝司手 死于心脏病突发)
还照样活的好好的
- 你要把我换掉? - 我们不会的
跟随音乐 放松就好
快开始吧!
没错 来吧 摇滚一把!
- Zach 开始 - 等等 得有人介绍我们出场
- Rory 报一下幕 - 我? 为什么?
- 快啊 开始吧! - 就是!
- 开始 - 好极了
有谁想来点音乐?
很好 大家一致通过
有请Stars Hollow最摇滚的乐队
虽然并非所有成员都来自Stars Hollow
但他们在这排练
所以我们把他们当成自己人
请欢迎...
你们叫什么来着?
"跟他们走到甜点的尽头"
"肋排" "跟他们走到甜点的尽头"
"肋排"
- 谁? - 夜床服务
请进
你好 不会耽误太久的
- Luke - Lorelai
你怎么在这?
- 你请我们来的啊 不记得了? - 你们?
哦 嗨 Nicole 是你们俩啊
嗨 Lorelai
一般我不做夜床服务的
我是说 好几年以前曾经做过
但那时我还是服务员
- 哦 原来你们在这 - 你不知道?
不 我是说 我记得请过你们
你们能来真的太好了
可是我说要来做夜床服务的时候
Michel一定是忘记了提醒我你们在这
- 什么宝宝掉进水里的废话 - 什么?
没什么 我弄好之后就会离开
嘿 你不一定要做这个
是啊 Lorelai 我们自己来就好
不 你们是客人嘛 付了钱就该享受服务
我们没付钱
对 但是从现在起不一样了 - "in sweat"
- 什么? - Fame 对吧?
对 Debbie Allen "In sweat" (电视版女主角 共出演六季)
我喜欢她说这句台词的样子
- 好吧...你们需要浴巾 - 给我就可以了
好的 我把浴巾放这
呃 还有...我帮你们把窗帘拉好
还有什么呢?
我好久没做过这个了
哦 要生火吗?
- 你看呢 Nicole? - 那就来点吧
好吧 那我来帮你们点火
现在木头都是袋装了 很方便
这种冷天没什么比壁火更温暖了 对吧?
有点不太顺手呢
对了 知道吗
我们现在点不着火 因为能熟练点火的那个人被我们炒掉了
可笑的是 他是因为搞出了火灾才被炒掉的
算了 没事的 我来点就好
好吧
再想想 还有什么呢 哦...
夜床服务 我得帮你们铺床
- Lorelai 不用了 - 不不不 起来 起来
我会帮你们把一切都弄的舒舒服服的
床罩要叠成直线
枕头要松软
再来点薄荷糖
好了 现在你们可以...
享受你们的夜晚了
好的 很好
对 Lorelai 太好了
玩的开心点 有需要尽管给我电话
谢谢各位 我们休息片刻马上回来
太让人惊叹了 真的 非常棒
谢谢
老兄 表现的不错 非常好
但你对着话筒唱歌时 跟我靠的太近了点
我刚刚好在话筒边上
拜托 你鼻子都碰到我的脸了 分明就是太近
好了各位 开心点
我们演出了 而且没演砸 不是吗?
是啊 很好
快点 我们得提醒大家
喝东西时请用杯垫
嘿 各位 我们准备了杯垫是要你们用的
Dave 怎么了?
- 我们表现得很棒啊 - 是很棒
那你到底怎么了?
还不是那个Young Chui 我实在受不了了
- 怎么了? - 怎么了?
Lane 你什么时候...
你什么时候才和他分手?
这有点棘手 Young Chui现在很敏感
不好意思 我可不管
你要是了解他 就会明白的
我不想了解他 我只希望他和你分手
这样我才能带你去毕业舞会
他现在搞的一副好象很爱慕你的样子
- 呃... - 不会吧 是真的?
- 算是吧 - 算是?
很明显 完全就是
Young Chui爱上你了 所以不会和你分手
那你就得跟他一起去舞会
他知道你妈喜欢他 我们没时间了
- 不对 我们还有时间 - 两周后就是舞会了
我会和他分手的 我发誓
来不及了
待会台上见
Dave
现在怎么办?
什么怎么办?
- 我们走吧 离开这 - 去哪?
- 随便 - 现在还早
但很闷
Jess 我们不能走
我们可以走
乐队等下还有演出呢
没我们他们照样行
我不想走 来嘛 高兴点 跟别人聊聊天什么的
我不想和别人聊天 我不喜欢别人
我不想走
我得留在这 为了Lane 拜托了
瞧你忧郁的
他们唱完我们马上就走 好吗?
- 没问题 老爷爷 - Rory
唱完就走 我保证
嘿 薯片掉到地上的话就捡起来
这是基本礼仪 伙计们
Lindsay 你觉得Lane的乐队怎么样?
挺喜欢的 不过好多歌我都不认识
她不像你是个音乐狂人
- 嗯 总不能各个都发狂 - 也对
那你喜欢什么样的音乐?
我也不知道... Michelle Branch 还有Matchbox 20
拜托
我也喜欢 我是说 各种类型的我都喜欢
你以前在我们学校上学
现在也是
是吗? 我没怎么看到你嘛
你谁啊你 考勤记录员?
这条队怎么半天都不动 我去看看
- 他不太舒服 - 真糟糕
待会见了
- 再见 - 再见
嘿 Lane
- 有个男的在找你 - 好啊 在哪?
哦 还有那个镜头 Gimli骑在马上
然后Legolas反抓缰绳 一个翻身跨上马背 (<魔戒2> 看过的同学应该都记得吧 ^_^)
真是帅到家了!
- 还有剩的吗? - 多的是 你要有泡还是没泡的?
随便 Kyle 我头晕死了
- 神清气爽 - 哦 还有结尾
着火的树精自己跳到水里 把火扑灭
嗨 对不起来晚了
其实我没来晚 我是准点到的
然后我想起来 我把钱盒忘在车里了
我是说 我还不大习惯带着个钱盒子
所以我又跑回去拿
我拎着把手这个地方
结果这死东西突然松了开来 钱飞的到处都是
我可能弄丢了18块钱
总之 我到了
Doug在哪?
我想Doug被我们吓跑了
我就喜欢吓唬Doug
你刚才在说什么荒唐的码头停船费?
对 我们还以为最终报价已经确定了
结果船主突然说
- 他忽略了巨额停船费 - 难以置信
我可不想付那笔钱 于是我打了几个电话
给他提了些建议
不过首先 我得让你们见一位高年级学生
关于游艇之旅 她有一些想法
进来吧
- 不会吧 - Paris Gellar
谢谢 女士们
我知道你们忙完工作还得赶着回家
非常感谢 我就长话短说了
自从张伯伦对英国人民说 (二战时英首相 因推行绥靖政策而倍受谴责)
"不用担心希特勒"之后
没什么主意比游艇上的毕业晚会更糟糕的了
先不说宾客们在海上行动不便
如果晚会很沉闷 他们想离开都困难
更别提乐队那些留着半Mullet式发型的会计们 (80年代流行 前额及两鬓剃短但脑后留长)
会花上半个小时演奏老土的Kenny G
再加上晕船 酒精 和煮的半生不熟的食物
要是搞出了传染病 学校连官司都打不起
综上所述 应该把活动地点改为酒店宴会厅或者饭店
我已经打了几个电话查询
这些是我的调查结果
我还收集了过去五十年来海上事故的相关数据
沉船 失火 等等等等
保证让你们看了之后连午饭都没胃口吃了
谢谢你们的耐心倾听
呃...我看我们还是...
- 直接和船主商量费用问题 - 没错
大家好 对不起我迟到了
哦 没事的
我叫Barbara Epstein 戏剧老师
我是今晚的教师代表
欢迎你Barbara
我刚从Max Medina那过来 他把具体情况都告诉我了
好 那就直接开始了
游艇活动里有一笔费用我们觉得不应该支付
各位继续 我得...
我去去就回
Joan 看好这个钱盒子哦
没问题
打扰了 最近的洗手间在哪?
那边是吧? 我看我走这边好了
我要找的是最远的那间
那个...我约了个朋友在那见面
你在这哪
- 被你发现了 - 不方便?
有点
- 忙吗? - 非常忙
- 你在躲我 - 我没有
那什么叫'我很忙'?
我就不能忙了?
你说忙只是为了避开我
不 那只是在描述我的现状
还有好多论文没改完呢 明天就该发给学生了
我趴在桌子上吃过期的三明治
但还是赶不上进度
- 两次 - 什么?
Booster俱乐部的章程里写的
我亲自查过了 Booster俱乐部的活动...
教师顾问必须参加至少连续两次
可你只去了一次
- 是三次 - 什么?
我去了三次
你去的是第三次
前两次你没去
那你应该有证据吧?
Lorelai
Lorelai Gilmore不光信任还得确认
我相信能找到证人
为什么上次开会之后 你对我的态度就变的很诡异?
我对你的态度是尊敬加友善
所以才说很诡异
你对Terry和Joan也是这副态度
难道你也吻过Terry和Joan?
没错 我还吻了Doug
- 三个人中他的技术最好 - Max
我只是想淡然处之 和你一样
我跟你学而已
不 我淡然处之是因为你想淡然处之
而且我是财务主管 我必须淡然点
- 否则就形迹可疑了 - 等等 等等
- 十英尺 - 十英尺?
这是我们之间的安全距离
而且中间隔的家具越多越好
我又不会攻击你
我担心的不是你 是我自己
这是我工作的地方 而且大堂里还有人在走动
万一我对你做了什么 我可负不起这个责任
我是说...你就像神话里的人物
对我施了咒语 搞的我笨手笨脚的
可我不笨 我跟别人在一起时不会这么笨拙
现在我们又太近了
我没带什么卷尺 也不懂衡量距离
你来教我该怎么解决这十英尺的问题吧
比一个篮球运动员大点而已
你就当我们中间... 躺了一个身形巨大的篮球运动员
还真没听见过有谁会说这种话的
这事还牵扯到其他方面 比较复杂
我还是告诉你吧
什么复杂因素?
在加州的时候 我在和别人约会
终于说出来了
你是说 你在加州的时候
并没有像修道士一样清心寡欲? 真意外啊
这事对你没影响?
Max 当时我们又不在一起
我是说 我也有和别人约会啊
要是我没搬回来 我很可能还和Diane在一起
这事值得考虑
这么说...就因为你有可能 留在加州和Diane约会
所以就算你现在离开了
- 你下半辈子也不能和别人约会? - 是...不是
要来点阿司匹林吗? 我可能...只有薄荷糖了
对不起 不该用阿司匹林来挑逗你
我还以为 我们都会假装当那个吻不存在
不是说好了吗?
我们有说过吗? 我怎么不记得
我给过你机会的 对吗?
我把戒指给你 可你拒绝了
是 我拒绝了
你还说那么做对你也有好处
你去了斯坦福 跟Diane在一起 这对我们都好
那现在这样又算怎么回事?
我和你啊
不是吗
我和你不能在一起
哦Max 有整整一年 我们各自住在这个国家的两端
这距离就相当于 一万一千个篮球运动员挨个排下来
可我们还是遇见了彼此 这没法逃避
我还以为我已经忘记你了 搬回来是安全的
可看来不是这么回事
我觉得我们应该分开 而且再也不要见面了
- 那不可能 - 不 有可能
我会参加Chilton的毕业典礼 你也是
我会坐在某棵树的后面
我们有可能会不小心在药店碰见
我会在网上订购所有的药
如果我的车在你旁边抛锚了 你会停车吗?
我会停下来 保持两眼平视前方
打电话给修车厂 然后坐在自己车里把广播调到很大声
等他们来了我立刻就走
而且我建议我们现在就分开
好吧
随你怎么说
我要说的是
我走出那扇门之后
我和你再也不会见面了
好吧
我会遵守你的愿望的
再见了 Lorelai
再见 Max
- 你不是说要走了吗 - 我的车停在那边
我也要往那边走
那你先走
才两秒钟 我们就又撞上了
那不算
Young Chui 你看见Jess了吗?
他好象上楼了 你看见Lane了吗?
有阵子没看到了 她可能跟乐队的人在一起 你去找找看吧
哦 我想守着位子
好吧
就我和Marshall两个人 妈 是真的...
好吧 向Newtie叔叔问好 再见
嘿Kyle 能借你电话用一下吗?
不打长途就行
哦 是本市的 别担心
你好 妈妈
嗨 今晚还好吗?
我是Lane 对Lane...
一切正常 事实上我现在感觉好极了
喝了一杯半啤酒 冰的 很好喝
我就是想告诉你
我今晚在派对上敲鼓了 演出很棒
我们就是the Clash和Rage Against the Machine 还有Nirvana的混合体
(皆为著名摇滚乐队)
还有 我爱的人是Dave Rygalski
他才是我男朋友 不是Young Chui
Young Chui就是黑夜里的一艘轮船 妈妈
轮船都算不上 只是一条嘟嘟响的小拖船而已
我才不要和他去毕业舞会
我要跟Dave去
我们俩非常合拍 妈妈 游戏结束了
你在干吗?
几个月前就应该干的事 Davey
那不会是你妈吧 别告诉我那是你妈
哦 那就是我妈 我自由了
- 你喝醉了 - 没有...我醉了吗?
再过五分钟就上台了 你能行吗?
哦 我知道怎么用棍子打嗝
好极了 好极了 那打鼓呢?
Dave
你在这儿呢
我到处找你
楼下闷死了
我们能上这来吗?
Kyle好象不大乐意
派对嘛 想去哪就去哪
也许吧
怎么了 又这么伤感?
你不是很期待这个派对吗 怎么了?
- 没什么 - 肯定有事
来嘛 告诉我
你不会是觉得我有点烦了吧?
这回答真不错
Jess 等等...
Jess...
等等...
Jess
- 拜托 - 这里不行 现在不行
好吧
- 你到底怎么了? - 我没事
这里随时都可能会有人进来
圣诞老人还会从烟囱里爬下来呢 管它的
你不是以为我们会在这种地方开始吧 你怎么想的?
我已经不知道自己在想什么了
Rory 够了 别说了! 我又没请你上来
你是自己跑上来的!
我不知道自己做错了什么
你什么也没做错
Rory...
Rory 你没事吧?
没事...不...我也不知道
发生什么事了?
我就知道
Dean 不要
住手 你们俩快住手!
Young Chui 我们得谈谈
别碰我 Dave
我不会碰你的 我只是觉得...
我们该好好谈谈关于Lane的问题了
- 只是谈谈? - 友好洽谈 绝对
- 你快起来! - 不太容易
不会吧
你们快住手啊!
放开我!
警察来了
哦 不 老兄 那是...
牙疼的小男孩
你死定了
好了 丢掉杯子回家吧
快点
Jess...
Lane...
吉尔莫女孩 第三季 第19集 完
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Oh, I know! How about... no.
No, no, you can't keep doing that.
You can't just start a thought and then say no.
Finish them or don't start them at all.
You're very totalitarian today.
No, it just drives me crazy.
It's like if you do "shave and a haircut" without the last part, you know?
Come on, do it.
Will you stop giving me half-finished thoughts?
I promise. Come on, do it.
- Two bits. - Thank you.
Now what were you thinking?
- Pizza and TV. - That's our fallback.
That's why I said not, I remembered it was our fallback.
When did we become so old and pathetic?
Hey, hey, we're neither.
We're momentarily stuck on what to do tonight.
It's a Friday night. We should be out,
I don't know, partying with the homies.
Our Stars Hollow homies are all in bed by now.
Not Kirk. He'll be playing video trivia at the pizza place.
We could go and watch.
Okay, we're old and pathetic. How did it come to this?
Well, it's our first Friday night that we haven't had
to go to Grandma and Grandpa's for dinner.
I cannot for the life of me remember
what we did before we started doing those.
It feels like a million years ago.
Ooh, who are you calling?
It just feels weird for me not even to say hello to them on a Friday night.
No, don't call them.
Hey, this rift is between you and them.
I'm still on friendly terms.
I know, it's just that they're probably sitting there eating alone,
shivering in an unheated room, the only illumination a single light bulb
just so they can make us feel spectacularly guilty at the thought.
Hey Grandpa, it's Rory...
Rory.
He's pretending not to remember you?
- No, it's loud there. - Loud?
- What's going on there? - Oh, we're having a party.
- A party? - A party?
Sort of a last minute thing.
Couldn't get too big a crowd here.
I think we wound up with 55 or 60, something like that.
60 people.
Oh, here come the mushroom caps everybody!
There's singing and mushroom caps.
- I am appalled by this. - Sounds like a lot of fun.
Oh, it is. Oh, now, your grandmother would come and say hello,
but she's in the next room dancing with Lloyd Sandstone.
Watch where you put those hands, Lloyd.
A guy named Lloyd is feeling up Grandma.
You're making this up.
Well, I'll let you go, okay?
Okay. Now, you're coming to visit after school on Monday, aren't ya?
Yes, I'll see you then.
Ah, can't wait. Bye now.
The Gilmore house is partying like it's 1999.
How could they bounce back so quickly?
I don't know, but bounce they did.
Okay, they win this time.
But we've gotta think of something super big and fantastic
and cool for next Friday night, okay?
- Okay. - Now think.
Mushroom caps sound really good.
Sorry.
- Hi. - Say cheese.
I love my little digital camera. I wanna marry it.
Do you ever wanna put it away?
Oh, you'll hurt little DigitalDan's feelings.
Sorry, D.D.
Gotcha! Oh, no, wait.
Oh, missed. Got a good one of you, though. Nice cheekbones.
So, could you focus on something non-photographic for a second?
I'll try.
I was asked to pass this along to you.
Something from Chilton?
You've been dipping girls' hair in the inkwells again?
Read it and see.
"Dear Ms. Gilmore, with your daughter's final days of Chilton fast approaching,
yours are, too." Hm, not feeling the love here.
Yadda, yadda, yadda. "The Booster Club could use your help.
We would greatly appreciate - " Greatly's underlined three times.
Trying to emphasize the word there. Got it, guys. Thanks.
"- your involvement, especially in light of your previous paucity of participation."
Ooh, they got me with alliteration and an obscure word.
The bastards.
I've been summoned to duty.
Sounds like it.
I feel like I should pack my rucksack, kiss my loved ones goodbye.
So, don't do it, then.
Yeah, you're as good as outta there.
Yale's grabbed you. It's too late. We don't need anything from Chilton.
- Except my graduation tickets. - We already got 'em.
But we need extras. I just put in the request, and it's up to them now.
So we do need one kind of big thing.
And then there's my diploma.
You'll get your diploma at graduation.
No, I get my diploma holder at graduation.
Do you think they would withhold your diploma based
on my participation paucity?
I don't know.
Oh man, I'm screwed. I guess I gotta do it.
Hey guys.
Was that necessary?
- Oh man, you do not photograph well. - What?
You've been getting some sleep, brother?
'Cause that's forty miles bad running.
I wasn't ready. Plus, it was a bad angle. Plus, this is a harsh light.
A soft light would help with the thing with the eyes.
Look who knows what light he looks best in.
You ready to order?
I'm gonna take a picture of the menu and then order off the camera.
- Yell when she's tired of the thing. - Give it time.
Now I'm gonna zoom in on just the breakfast meats.
Go to town.
- Whoa, cool. - We all finished at the same time.
That has never happened.
The middle of that song didn't even sound like us.
Yeah, it sounded good.
It sounded great, guys. All of it. Didn't it?
- Not too shabby. - We are so ready for this gig.
We've got a gig. I just love the sound of that.
- Where is it? - Kyle from school.
His parents are going to Marriage Encounter for the weekend
so he's throwing this mondo party.
You got enough songs?
We have enough for two half-hour sets. What we need is a name.
I made my suggestion.
Yeah, and we vetoed "The Harry Potters." Next.
So yours is better?
"Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is memorable and classy.
I run out of breath every time I say it.
You've got asthma, dude. You run out of breath saying your name.
Yeah, Brian, we can't work our name around your respiratory illnesses.
Even without an inhaler, "Follow Them to the Edge of the Dessert" is too long.
Yeah, but when we get famous, our fans will shorten it to FTTTEOTD.
Do you guys have any suggestions?
Oh, we wouldn't dare.
Hey Lane, how are you gonna play a party like this with your mom being so strict?
Easy. Rory and Jess are gonna deliver my drums to Kyle's house for me,
then my friend Young Chui is going to pick me up to take me
to a fictional Seventh Day Adventist bowling party
that will conveniently last the length of our gig.
Nice going.
I've got my own ball and shoes.
Dude, don't tell people that.
- See you guys. - Yeah, see ya.
Bye.
- How about "The We"? - We?
Yeah. We are "The We."
I can't talk about this anymore.
- So, any word on your car? - Nothing.
You'd think someone would've found it. It was pretty one of a kind.
It's probably holed up in some chop shop.
Say goodbye, it's gone.
Whatever. Let's talk about something else.
I like that you're getting to know Dave a little.
Yeah, he's a cool guy.
Good. It's going to make the four of us going to prom together even more fun.
Ah, yes, I almost forgot about the prom.
No, you were trying to forget about the prom.
I agreed to go and I am a man of my word.
- How's that arm I twisted? - I got the feeling back in it.
It's just if there was one more dance I wanna go to in my whole life,
it'd be the Stars Hollow High prom, with Lane. That's a big part of it.
I'm getting the tickets this week.
- And I'll pay, okay? - Not a chance.
It means a tux, you know. I know it's geeky.
Tuxes are also James Bond. That's not geeky.
You're kind.
And going to stash a change of clothes in the limo.
- Sookie. - Yeah?
I need love and a hug. I just had to lay off Julio.
Oh, poor thing.
That's the third one today. All I'm doing is crushing people's spirits.
But you told them that we all love them
and will hire them back as soon as all the repairs are done.
And I gave them their severance checks
and they were all very gracious, which made it that much harder.
We're gonna get 'em back. It'll all be good again.
I had to lay off Frank, too, but I just couldn't do another one,
so Michel offered to do it.
Did he say he'd be nice?
Yes, and then he skipped off to do it.
Oh, boy.
So, what's going on with Luke here?
I don't know. I've been keeping my distance because of what happened.
What happened?
Well, he was lying on the floor pretty much like that,
tinkering with stuff back there, and I got down
and leaned in to see what he was doing, and after a while,
I realized that the whole time, my hand was on his butt.
- Sookie! - It was an accident.
It's getting very Cinemax at night in here.
It was embarrassing.
So, how was it?
- His butt? - Yeah.
It's got a nice shape to it.
Will you two stop talking about my butt?
- It's all positive. - And in bad taste.
We'll just talk about it after you leave.
Which is now, because I'm done.
So what's the prognosis?
It's the same as what the stove company told you.
The wall back here is burned from the fire.
You're gonna have to rebuild the whole thing
before you can even think of reconnecting the gas.
It's gonna take awhile, sorry.
No, Luke, thanks for doing this. It's exactly what the contractor said.
We just wanted a guy with a good butt's opinion.
Yeah, Tom has a terrible butt.
Please stop that.
So Rory and I will see you Saturday for breakfast?
Actually, you won't. Nicole and I are going skiing
and we're getting a ridiculously early start.
That sounds fun. Why ridiculously early?
Because she has to drive in from her place in New York first
because she can't stay at my place because of Jess.
Hey, if you want, why don't you have her come in Friday night,
you guys can stay here at the inn. It'll be on the house.
Nah, that's okay.
No, do it, Luke. I mean, I know we have rooms available,
and it's my way of saying thanks for parading that nice butt around here.
- Geez. - No kidding, really, it's a great butt.
Stop it.
No, really, it's no problem.
Well, I don't know, maybe. Either way, thank for the offer.
All right. I'll tell Michel to keep a room available
- in case you decide to do it. - Okay. See ya.
Thanks, bye.
Did you know that Frank rescues Chow puppies?
No.
He feeds and houses them on his own dime 'til he finds an owner.
We can't fire him. And they are so cute.
Chin-Chin and Pau-Pau. Pau-Pau's the one with the squatty little nose.
I took them both.
Oh, okay, good job.
I have to go buy dog food. Will you fire Frank for me?
Sure thing.
With that last function, we raised just enough to put us in the black,
which got the school controller off our back,
which is going to make our last endeavor that much easier.
Haven't we already talked all this stuff to death?
Yes, but we need to fill in our last minute Booster Club add-ons here.
- You get the scary threatening letter? - Yup.
So, onto Grad Night, our last event of the year.
God, this year's gone by fast.
I can't believe my Farrah's eighteen.
My kid was eighteen was she was ten.
- Men. - What?
Lay low, Doug. They're setting traps.
So, what are we doing this year?
- We're throwing a big party on a yacht. - Fun.
The party starts while it's in dock, then it sails for three hours
- and concludes with a fireworks show. - How's the fundraising going?
Terrific. The last fashion show alone brought in half of what we need,
and the bake sale today brought in way more than I expected.
Oh, that reminds me.
- What's this? - Our cash box.
- You are the Grad Night treasurer. - I'm the what?
Before you got here, we took a little vote and you won.
Well, maybe there should be a recount 'cause I stink with money.
- The vote was unanimous. - I was late, can we revote?
Doug was late, too, and he was voted lead chaperone.
Goody.
Come on, we can take 'em.
It's really not a tough job, Lorelai. You just manage the cash,
keep the simple books, it's easy.
Although, it does mean if you don't show up at our next meeting,
we're going to assume you ran off with our money.
No, no, I wouldn't do that.
Hello, ladies. Hope I'm not too late. Oh, and gentleman, sorry.
Oh, Doug's one of the ladies now.
Well, good to see you all. Terry, Carrie. Lorelai, good to see you.
- Yeah, good, same here. - So, what'd I miss?
Nothing much. Lorelai's been made our Grad Night treasurer.
You up to the challenge?
Oh, yeah. I'll watch the little box here.
And let me guess, other than that, they've been picking on you mercilessly.
Pretty much.
Well, I'm here to lend you gender support, my friend.
So, Terry, why don't you continue?
Great. We were discussing Grad Night.
The yacht. Sounds great.
Now, we've already spoken to six caterers,
they're all excited to bid on the project,
but a couple are so expensive that
I know they'll price themselves out of the running.
Weird. Very weird.
It's as if we had no history.
He treated me the same as he treated what's her name
and the overly coifed lady and the one who kept jiggling her leg the whole time.
- I hate that. - It's like an earthquake.
- And he was so nonchalant. - So, standoff-y?
No, he was just Max.
And I wanted to hook up with after to talk,
but very conveniently,
he excused himself five minutes early for an appointment
and I couldn't walk out early with him
because I'm the stupid treasurer and it would look fishy.
They made you treasurer. Are they insane?
I tried to tell them. And what's with this appointment nonsense?
And no eye contact.
You mean he never once looked at you?
Oh, he looked, but it was very lacking in meaning.
Were you looking at him meaningfully?
No. I was trying to play it cool.
There you go. He was doing the same thing.
You were both James Dean-ing it, trying to keep it professional.
No, he was not playing at it, I was.
- He was really it. - What?
- Cool. - Got it.
So...
Maybe you two never kissed.
Me and Max? Oh no, we kissed.
Maybe it was an illusion.
It was not an illusion, Doug Henning. We kissed.
Don't be so sure because something like this happened to me
when I was like ten. I was so into Leif Garrett
and I fantasized about kissing him so much that at some point,
- I really thought it happened. - I kissed Max, Sookie.
I can still feel Leif's lips on mine.
I kissed him.
What is Rory's take on all this?
Oh, I told her about the kiss at first, but it's weird.
I mean, he's back at Chilton and I'm back
having some sort of involvement with her teacher.
She's dealing with finals and everything.
I don't wanna stress her out about this.
Lorelai, what's the ultimate thing here?
Do you wanna get back together with him?
I don't know. I don't know what I'm feeling
or what I'm looking for these days, and I hate that.
'Cause it's so wishy-washy, but it's true.
I mean, technically, I'm still seeing Alex,
although it's more intermittent than ever.
I'm not even sure I wanna get back together with Max.
The kiss just happened out of the blue.
The alleged kiss.
- Sookie, we kissed. - Okay, calm down.
If I knew where Max was on all this, I would know better where I was.
It's like when you go to a steak and lobster place,
it's easier to know what you want once you know what your date wants.
Like, you want steak if he's getting lobster,
'cause then you can share. Or if he's not,
you can get surf and turf, though you risk looking like a pig,
but some guys aren't turned on by a big appetite,
and now I'm not just confused, I'm massively hungry.
Me, too. Maybe lunch will take your mind off it a bit.
Hope so.
Are you sure there was really an Alex?
Stop.
Come in.
Well, well. Jess Mariano.
What a pleasure. Sit down.
I was just trying to buy prom tickets and they told me to go see you.
Sit down.
So, the prom, huh?
I wouldn't have taken you for someone who'd wanna go to the prom.
My girlfriend wants to.
- Oh, that's too bad. - What, why?
- Because you flunked out. - I what?
You're not graduating, Jess.
Prom tickets are for graduating seniors only.
Guess your girlfriend's outta luck.
Now wait a minute. I'm just a little behind.
I can catch up, no sweat.
You can't, you missed too much.
It hasn't been that much.
Thirty-one days you've been out. Cutoff's twenty.
- So that's it, just like that? - That's it.
Thanks for the warning.
You mean the nine warning slips we gave you weren't enough?
All the meetings that I tried to set up between you and your guidance counselor,
between you and me that you blew off, that wasn't warning enough?
I can catch up, I'm smarter than anyone here.
- And humble, too. - I can catch up, you'll see.
There's nothing to see, you're out.
Fine, I'll take summer school if that's what you want.
Good, but it's not enough.
You have to take the whole year over.
The whole year? No way.
Then no diploma.
At least let me go to the prom, what's the big deal?
- We're done here. - Come on.
You wanna talk about coming back next year, my door's open.
I'm not gonna miss this place.
Vice versa.
- No, no, it's impossible. - What?
I just counted the money in the cash box and I'm eighteen dollars short.
Weren't you supposed to deposit all that at the bank?
Be judgmental later. Help me in my fiscal crisis here.
Did you count the money when they gave it to you?
Ah, I glanced at it.
Boy, you are a sucky treasurer.
The job was forced on me.
The cash box must've been short when you got it.
Or maybe a burglar broke in here. That could've happened.
A burglar who bypassed out TV, our stereo,
and our jewelry and went straight for the Booster Club cash box
and took eighteen dollars and left the rest?
- Some burglars are less greedy than others. - I'm out of answers.
Great. I'm gonna have to put eighteen of my own dollars
in to ward off suspicion. You're off to the party this early?
Jess and I are helping the band set up. I do the cymbals.
- You're not taking your purse. - I'm not?
You don't need money, you don't need ID.
Where will I keep my house key?
You'll put your house key through the metal thingy on your belt.
You'll only lose it if you take off your belt,
and if you're taking off your belt for any reason at the party,
I'm not sure I want you coming home.
Brilliant.
Your shoes okay? You got good traction?
Traction?
Well, there'll be liquids of various textures and disgustingness.
- You eating there? - Oh, if they have stuff.
Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl.
You might as well stick your hand in a toilet.
Nice.
If you're desperate, offer to be the person
who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag
and dump the rest in the communal bowl.
Got it.
And keep in mind that getting up on a table
and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Trust me. Been there, done that.
I wasn't planning on doing that.
Those things are never planned.
- You going now? - Yup.
I'm going, too.
I'll lock it up.
Otherwise I'd have to undo my belt.
Enjoy your Booster Club meeting.
- I will. Hey, hon? - Yeah?
I promised myself I wasn't gonna ask you about Max anymore
considering the history and that he's back teaching you and all...
and I'm gonna keep my promise. Good, huh?
Very good.
Okay, well, that's all I wanted to say.
Okay.
Does this set up feel right to everybody?
- Cool by me. - Me, too.
How's it look out there?
Like you're gonna bullet straight to the top of the charts,
with a bullet or a - a gun's gonna shoot a bullet,
and I'm not familiar with the precise terminology, but it's working, right?
- They look like a band to me. - You need to move back more.
Why?
Because when I do my double jump kick off the amp
with slashing windmills, I'm gonna need more room.
Well, don't do that then.
Yeah, sounds a little too Milli Vanilli, Zach.
And if I back up anymore, my extension cord
might damage the miniature date palm.
- The what? - It's what that's called. My aunt's got one.
Dude, don't call plants by their specific names, it's very not rock and roll.
Let's finalize the set list, guys.
Need any help hiding the valuables, Kyle?
Nope. We stashed the snow globes, hid the Lladros,
now we're just packing up the Hummels.
Two to go.
Marshall, watch it!
Boy with Toothache is mom's favorite.
Sorry.
Hey, did I hear the singer say something about a double jump kick?
- We'll talk him out of it. - Good.
Zealous Xylophonist, that's sweet.
Starting off with a slow tune won't work, Brian.
Yeah, man, it's so emo, it makes me sick.
I was just playing devil's advocate.
- Devil's advocate. - Not a bad name.
Keg!
That's my cousin Rick.
He just turned twenty-one. Pretty awesome.
Twenty-one, yeah!
What is that, beer?
- No, it's one of those milk kegs. - Good one.
There's beer, is that legal?
Well, apparently Rick is twenty-one.
Twenty-one, woo-hoo!
- Or just really into that particular integer. - Beer.
It's a party, Lane. What were you expecting, Tang?
- No, I guess not. - The carpet, guys. Lift it, lift it.
Oh, we got it.
Marshall, go get towels to set it on.
And not the good towels, the swim towels.
Anything I can help you with, guys?
We got it covered. Thanks, Young Chui.
How about you, Lane? You need water or anything?
Young Chui, you should probably stay away from the band area.
We got a lot of cords and stuff,
and I don't want you to get electrocuted and die.
Oh, okay.
So, is he staying for the whole thing?
He's got nowhere else to go.
These are the good towels.
These are the swim towels.
The swim towels have stripes and they're oversized.
Now, come on, hurry.
We still have to put away my dad's military icon collector plates.
We're here a little early, don't you think?
No, we're with the band. We're the roadies
and the sound crew and I'm advising on makeup for Lane
and I'm the keeper of Brian's sandwich and thermos.
So we're busy backstage-type people.
We're dork-early.
Come on, get into the spirit of things. Hello Cleveland!
Guess I'll wander around a little.
And you couldn't even work your slashing windmills in.
- Yeah, maybe I'll skip it. - Good thinking.
Michel, are you okay?
Do I look okay?
Are those people waiting for a bellman?
No, they're waiting for a unicorn to sing to a rainbow. Yes, a bellman.
But there's only one because we had to lay off the others.
And a maid called in sick, so not only am I dealing with answering phones
and checking people in and out,
but I'm going to have to do turn down service and carry people's bags
- to their rooms and... - You're going to a bad place.
Now just take a breath and go to a good place.
Plus, I had to run home and play with my Chow puppies
because the Chow book said they need love and stimulation
or else they'll murder you later on.
And Pau-Pau had fallen in her water bowl
and was soaking wet so I had to blow dry her and...
Okay, the nice place, and I can stay and help a little bit, okay?
She could've drowned. I'm a bad daddy.
Pau-Pau's fine. Just watch the desk,
get the bellman back here. I'll do turn down.
Have you ever seen Chow puppies?
You want to eat them up.
They're getting ready to go on. They're all hyperventilating to the same rhythm,
so that's a positive sign. What are you looking at?
The happy family. Kinda depressing if you ask me.
Oh, Mr. Sunshine. You're spreading so much joy around,
you're embarrassing yourself.
You've got to get a little more moody.
I'll try.
Let's look around a little bit.
Okay.
- Seems a little early for that. - It never is.
- Bathroom line. - Figures.
- Hey. What's up with you guys? - Stupid keg.
- It's not working. - Where's the tap?
- The what? - It's a keg, it's sealed.
You need to hook up a tap to pump the beer out.
I told you the thing in the bag did something.
- No instructions. - Jeez.
There, start pumping.
All right. To Jess!
- To Jess. - To Jess.
You and Springsteen, the working man's hero.
- You ready to go on, guys? - Only if Brian rallies.
What's wrong, Brian?
- I don't feel good. - It's his heartburn again.
I told you, dude, it's your citrus intake.
Stop eating oranges.
Rory.
- You've gotta do me a big favor. - Name it.
Young Chui's driving me crazy.
What do you want me to do?
If you see any unattached girls who you think would go for a very available,
needy, self-delusional guy, send 'em Young Chui's way.
I'll keep a lookout.
Lane.
- Oh my God, this is it. - Knock 'em dead.
Brian, you with us?
I have completely forgotten how to play the bass.
- Perfect. - Brian, you're just nervous.
Take a deep breath and use your inhaler.
Yeah, and don't forget that the hair and fingernails on John Entwistle's body
were still growing when they brought in his replacement.
- You're gonna replace me? - We're not gonna replace you.
Just relax and let the music flow through you.
Come on, let's go!
Yeah, come on - rock and roll!
- Zach, start. - Wait, wait, someone's gotta introduce us.
- Rory, introduce us. - Me? Why me?
- Come on, let's go! - Yeah, crank it!
- Go, go. - All right.
Now, who wants to hear some tunes?
Okay, good, there's a consensus.
Here they are, Stars Hollow's rockingest band.
Although they're not all from Stars Hollow,
but they practice there,
so we kind of consider them our own.
Here they are...
What's your name?
"Follow them to the Edge of the Dessert."
"The Chops." "Follow them to the Edge of the Dessert."
"The Chops."
- Yeah? - Turn down.
Come on in.
Hello there. This won't take long.
- Luke. - Lorelai.
What are you doing here?
- You invited us, remember? - Us?
Oh, hey. Hi Nicole. There's the "us".
Hi, Lorelai.
I don't usually do this turn down service.
I mean, I did when I started many moons ago,
but that's when I was a maid.
- Wow, you guys are here. - You didn't know?
No. I mean, I remember inviting you.
It's great that you're here.
But when I told Michel I would do the turn down service,
it must've slipped his mind that you were here.
- Pau-Pau fell in her water dish. - What?
Never mind. I'll just do this and get out of your way.
Hey, you don't have to.
Yeah, Lorelai, really, we can do all this.
No, you are our guests and you deserve to get what you're paying for.
We're not paying.
No, no, but this is where you start paying - in sweat.
- What? - Fame, right?
Yeah, Debbie Allen. In sweat.
I just loved how she said that.
- Let's see... you need towels. - You can just give 'em to me.
Okay, here are your towels.
And, let me see... oh, I'll draw your curtains closed.
What else, what else?
It's been a little while since I've done this.
Oh, do you want a fire?
- I don't know. Nicole? - A fire would be nice.
Okay, I'll light it for you.
We have these new log bags now, makes it real easy.
So, nothing like a fire on a cold night like this, huh?
I'm not having much luck here.
And, you know what,
we laid off the person who was able to light these things no problem,
now we can't light these things, and ironically we laid him off because of a fire.
It's okay, forget it. I can light it.
Okay.
What else, let's see. Oh...
Turn down. I need to turn down the bed.
- Really, Lorelai. - No, no, no. Up, up, up.
Okay, I'll get ya all settled here, nice and comfy.
Great lines with these covers here.
Pillows, nice and plump.
And a couple of pillow mints.
There you go, now you're all ready to...
you're all ready for your evening.
Fine, good, that's good.
Yes, great, Lorelai.
You're all set. Just call if you need anything, and have fun.
Okay, thanks. We're gonna take a short break and then we'll be back.
Guys, that was amazing. Really, it was awesome.
Thanks.
Dude, you did good, you really did.
But you got a little too close to me when you were singing into the mike.
I got as close as I had to.
Your nose touched my cheek, man. That's too close.
Guys, come on, just be happy.
We played and we didn't suck, right?
Yeah, it was good.
Come on, let's spread the word.
All drinks on coasters, please.
Hey, the coasters are there to be used, guys.
Dave, what's wrong?
- I mean, we totally rocked. - We sounded great.
Then what is it?
It's this Young Chui thing. It's driving me crazy.
- Why? - Why?
Lane, when are you...
when are you gonna break up with him?
It's complicated. Young Chui's very sensitive right now.
I'm sorry, but I don't care.
If you got to know him, you'd understand.
I don't want to get to know him. I just want him to do his part
and break up with you so that I can take you to your prom.
He's acting like he's in love with you or something.
- Well... - Oh, no. Is he?
- Kind of. - Kind of?
Apparently, totally.
Young Chui is in love with you and that's why he won't break up with you,
so that he gets to take you to your prom.
And he knows that your mom likes him and that we're running out of time.
- No, we're not out of time. - The prom's in two weeks.
I'll make it happen, I swear.
It's too late.
I'll see you for the next set.
Dave.
So, what now?
What do you mean, what now?
- Let's go, let's get out of here. - Go where?
- Anywhere. - It's early.
It's boring.
Jess, we can't just go.
Yes, we can.
The band's playing a whole other set.
They can do it without us.
I don't wanna leave. Now, come on, try to have fun. Talk, mingle.
I don't wanna talk to anybody else. I don't like anybody else.
I don't wanna leave.
I need to stay here for Lane, come on.
Gloomy.
We'll go right when they get done playing, okay?
- Sure, Grandpa. - Rory.
We'll go then, I promise.
Hey, you drop a chip, you pick it up.
It's common courtesy folks.
So, Lindsay, what did you think of Lane's band?
I liked 'em. Although I didn't recognize most of the songs.
She's not a music freak like you.
- Well, we all can't be freaks. - True.
So what kind of music do you like?
I don't know... Michelle Branch, Matchbox 20.
Jeez.
I like them, too. I mean, I like all kinds of things.
You used to go to our school.
He still goes.
Really? I haven't seen you around much.
What are you, the attendance monitor?
I'm gonna go see what the hell's holding up this line.
- He's not feeling well. - That's too bad.
We'll see you later.
- Bye. - Bye.
Hey, Lane.
- There's some guy looking for you. - Good, where?
Oh, oh, and the part where Gimli the Dwarf is riding his horse,
then Legolas grabs the front straps and swings himself up on top of it.
Dude, dude, that was awesome!
- Any more left in that thing? - Plenty. Foam or no foam?
Anything you hand me, Kyle, I'm downing.
- Very refreshing. - Oh, oh, and at the end
when the tree is on fire and then he puts himself out in the flood. Oh!
Hi, sorry I'm late.
Actually, I'm not late. I was right on time,
but then I remembered I left the cash box in the car.
I mean, I was not used to having to carry a cash box.
So I went back and got it,
and I was carrying it by the handle
and the stupid thing flew open and money flew everywhere,
and I may have lost eighteen bucks in the process.
Anyway, here I am.
So where's Doug?
I believe we scared Doug away.
I love scaring the Dougs away.
So, you were telling us about these ridiculous dock fees.
Right. We got what was supposed to be a final quote
from the yacht owner, who then remembers he failed to mention
- an exorbitant dock fee. - Unbelievable.
And I don't wanna pay. I made some calls
and I have several suggestions on how to get around it.
Oh, but first, let me bring in a student from the senior class
who wanted to give her own thoughts about the yacht trip.
Come on in.
- Oh no. - Paris Gellar.
Ladies, thank you for seeing me.
I know you're busy with work and have families to get home to,
so I really appreciate your courtesy, and I'll make it brief.
Having Grad Night on a yacht is the worst idea
since Neville Chamberlain told the people of England,
"Hey, don't worry about Hitler. He's a stand-up chap."
Forget the inconvenience of being at sea with guests unable to leave
if the party is dull or if the band, which will inevitably be composed
of accountants with semi-mullets, decides to do a half-hour tribute
to Kenny G. The seasickness factor alone,
abetted by snuck-in flasks and badly cooked food,
could lead to an epidemic, which may lead to lawsuits the school could ill afford.
These points conclusively call for a change in venue to a hotel ballroom,
a restaurant facility, several of which I've already called.
Here are the results of my research.
I've also included a list of maritime disasters from the past fifty years
-- capsizings, onboard fires, et cetera --
and trust me, it'll put you off your lunch.
Thank you for your time and cooperation.
So, my thought is to discuss these yacht fees
- directly with the yacht owner first. - Absolutely.
Hello everyone, sorry I'm late.
Oh, that's okay.
I'm Barbara Epstein, I teach drama,
and I'll be your faculty rep tonight.
Welcome Barbara.
I just left Max Medina, he filled me in on everything that you're doing here.
Good, then we'll get a running start.
We're dealing with a fee that we do not wanna pay for this yacht.
Keep going, girls. I just need...
I'll be right back.
Joan, you gotta watch the cash box.
Will do.
Oh, sorry. Nearest bathroom?
That way, huh? I'm gonna go this way.
I think the farthest one is the one I'm looking for.
I told a friend I'd meet her there, so I'll just go...
Gotcha.
- You sure did. - Bad time?
Kind of.
- Busy? - Real busy.
- You're avoiding me. - No, I'm not.
Then what's with the 'I'm busy' thing?
I can't be busy?
Ah, but that's avoiding me, saying you're busy.
No, it's descriptive of my current state.
These essays are due back tomorrow, I'm way behind on my reading,
so I'm eating my day-old vending machine at my desk
in my futile attempt to try and catch up.
- Two rotations. - What?
It's in the Booster Club bylaws, my friend.
I looked it up myself. Faculty advisors are supposed to do
a minimum of two consecutive rotations
with the Booster Club and you did only one.
- I did three. - What?
I did three.
You went to my third one.
I did the previous two you weren't at.
I'm assuming you have documentation?
Lorelai.
With Lorelai Gilmore, it's trust but verify.
I'm sure I can scrounge up a witness.
Why did you treat me so weird at that last meeting?
I treated you with respect and kindness.
That's why it was weird.
It's how you treated Terry and Joan, too.
I mean, did you also kiss Terry and Joan?
Yeah, I did. And Doug.
- He was the best of the three. - Max.
I was playing it cool. You were, too.
I was just following suit.
No, I was playing it cool because you were playing it cool.
And I'm the treasurer and the treasurer has to be cool
- or it just looks suspicious. - Wait, wait, wait.
- Ten feet. - Ten feet?
That's a safe distance for us,
and the more furniture in between, the better.
I'm not gonna attack you.
I'm not worried about you, I'm worried about me.
I mean, there are people still walking the halls and this is my workplace
and I can't be held responsible for what I do around you.
I mean, you are like a mythological creature
that casts some kind of spell on me and makes me act stupid.
I'm not stupid. I don't act stupid with anyone else.
We're too close again.
I didn't bring a frickin' tape measure. I'm not good at judging distances.
You'll have to help me out with the ten feet thing.
It's a little bigger than a basketball player.
Just keep a really big basketball player between us.
Wow, I bet there's a sentence that's never been uttered before.
There are other complications with this whole thing, you know.
Just thought I'd tell you.
What other complications?
I was seeing someone in California.
There, I said it.
You mean, you weren't living like a Trappist monk
while you were in California? I'm shocked.
That doesn't bother you?
Max, we weren't together.
I mean, I have been seeing someone, too.
I would probably still be seeing Diane if I hadn't moved back here.
That's something to think about.
So you can't date anyone for the rest of your life
because if you'd stayed in California, which you didn't,
- you might still be dating Diane? - Yes. No.
Do you want an aspirin? I probably have a... Tic Tac.
Sorry, I shouldn't have teased you with that aspirin thing.
You know, I thought we were both going to just pretend to ignore the kiss.
Wasn't that the deal?
We had a deal? I don't remember a deal.
You had your shot, okay?
You had the ring and you said no.
Yes, I did.
And you said that that was right for you, too.
You went to Stanford, you dated Diane, it was right for both of us.
What is this, now, right here?
It's us.
Tada.
Well, us needs to stay apart.
Oh Max, we had a whole country between us for a year.
That's like eleven-thousand basketball players lying end to end,
and yet, here we are. We can't avoid each other.
I thought I was over you. I thought it was safe to come back here,
but no, not the deal. I just,
I think we should stay apart and never see each other ever again.
- That's impossible. - No, it's not.
I'll be at the Chilton graduation and so will you.
I'll sit behind a tree.
We could run into each other at a drugstore again.
I'm gonna order all my drugs online.
If my car breaks down next to yours, will you stop?
I will stop, and keep my eyes straight forward,
call a garage and then stay in my car with the radio on really loud 'til they come,
and then I'm gone.
And I say we start being apart right now.
Okay.
Whatever you want.
This is what I want.
And when I walk out that door,
t could very well be the last time we see each other.
Okay.
I'll abide by your wishes.
Goodbye, Lorelai.
Goodbye, Max.
- You said you were leaving. - My car is that way.
I have to go that way, too.
After you.
Two seconds, we've already run into each other.
Doesn't count.
Young Chui, have you seen Jess?
I think I saw him go upstairs. Have you seen Lane?
Not for awhile. She's probably with the band. Why don't you go see?
Oh, I don't wanna lose these seats.
Right, right.
It's just me and Marshall, Mom, honest...
Okay, kiss Uncle Newtie for me. Bye.
Hey Kyle. Mind if I use your phone there?
As long as it's local.
Oh, it's local distance, yeah, don't worry.
Hello, Mama?
Hi, how are you doing tonight?...
It's Lane. Yeah, Lane...
Nothing's wrong. In fact, I'm feeling pretty good right now.
Had a beer and a half, nice cold beer.
And I just thought I'd tell you,
I'm drumming in a band tonight at a party and we rocked.
We were The Clash and Rage Against the Machine and Nirvana combined.
And I'm in love with Dave Rygalski.
He's my guy, not Young Chui.
Young Chui's a ship in the night, Mama.
Not even a ship, he's a little tugboat tooting along
and I'm not gonna go to the prom with him,
I'm going with Dave,
because we rock together, Mama. The charade is over.
What are you doing?
What I should've done months ago, Davey.
That was not your mother. Tell me that wasn't your mother.
Oh, that was the mother. I am liberated, my friend.
- You're drunk. - No, I'm... Am I?
We're going on in five minutes. Can you even play?
Oh, I can hit the sticks on those brums.
Great, great, but what about the drums?
Dave.
There you are.
I've been looking all over for you.
Just got tired of everything down there.
Are we allowed to be up here?
I mean, Kyle was kind of discouraging it.
When you have a party, you get what you get.
Yeah, I guess.
Sad boy, what's wrong?
You were looking forward to this party, what happened?
- Nothing. - Something did.
Come on, tell me.
You're not tired of me, are you?
That's a pretty good answer.
Jess, wait...
Jess...
Wait...
Jess.
- Jeez. - Not here, not now.
Fine.
- What's wrong with you? - Nothing's wrong with me.
Someone could've walked in that door.
And Santa Claus could come down the chimney, whatever.
You did not think that it was going to happen like this, did you?
I don't know what I think anymore.
Rory, stop, just stop! I did not invite you up here,
you came up here on your own!
I don't know what I did.
You didn't do anything.
Rory...
Rory. Are you okay?
Yes. No. I don't know.
hat happened?
Figures.
Dean, no.
Stop it, guys! Stop it!
Young Chui, we gotta talk.
Don't touch me, Dave.
I'm not gonna touch you. I just think it's time you
and I had a real talk about the Lane situation.
- Just a talk? - We'll keep it friendly, honest.
- Ah, get off me! - I'm trying.
Bogus.
Guys, just stop it!
Let go of me!
Cops.
Oh, no, man. Is that...
Boy with Toothache.
Oh, you're dead.
Okay, dump your cups and go home.
Now.
Jess...
Lane...