你都搞混了 You've got them mixed up.
-你弄错了 -我听不到 -You're making a mistake. -I can't hear you.
你把驯鹿弄错了 You're making a mistake with the reindeer!
你能出来一下吗？ Would you mind stepping out for a moment?
开门 Open the door!
抱歉 开店时间是… I'm sorry, the store isn't open...
我不是来买东西的 抱歉打扰你了 I don't want to buy anything, and I'm sorry to interrupt you,
我只是想说你犯了一个大错 but I wanted to tell you, you're making a serious mistake.
我是指驯鹿的部份 With the reindeer, I mean.
你把丘比特放在布利森的位置上了 You've got Cupid where Blitzen should be.
还有达舍尔 达舍尔应该在我的右手边 And Dasher... Oh, Dasher should be on my right-hand side.
-是吗？ -对 还有一件事 -He should, huh? -Yes, yes. Oh, and another thing.
唐纳的鹿角应该有四个角 而不是三个角 Donner's antlers have got four points instead of three.
我想除了我之外 没有人会注意到 I don't suppose anybody'd notice it except myself.
没错 我想是吧 No, I don't suppose so.
-再见 谢谢 -别客气 -Well, bye. Thanks. -Not at all.
很高兴能帮你忙 再见 Glad to have helped you. Bye.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
（梅西百货 年度感恩节大游行）
（欢迎圣诞老人）
你在三号花车 You're on float number three.
你在清教徒花车 You're on the pilgrim float.
-你们三个在海盗花车 -沃克太太 -You three are on the pirate float. -Mrs. Walker, something's got to be done.
我们得想想办法 三人花车不够大 That three-men-in-a-tub float isn't big enough.
-卖肉的跟面包师傅塞进去了 但做蜡烛的… -抱歉 但我还有很多事要忙 -The butcher and the baker are in, but -I'm sorry, but I've got enough to do.
亲爱的…我很希望 乔治！ Oh, dear, I was so hoping... George!
对不起 你似乎弄错 拿鞭子的姿势了 I beg your pardon. You seem to have got slightly mixed-up with this whip of yours.
-我来教你 好吗？ -谢谢你 先生 -Allow me, will you? -Thank you, sir.
真的很简单 It's quite simple, really.
-你不介意我教你吧？ -一点都不会 先生 -You don't mind if I show you, eh? -No, sir.
那么… Now then.
你得靠腕力 动作必须很流畅 See, it's all in the wrist. You have to follow through.
-是吗？ -对 就跟丢球一样 -Is that so? -Yes! It's just like throwing a ball.
如果你… If you were to...
你喝了酒 You've been drinking.
天气很冷 我得想办法保暖 It's cold. A man's gotta do something to keep warm.
你应该以自己为耻 You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
你不知道有数千名孩子 Don't you realize thousands of children are lining the streets
在路边排队等着要见你吗？ 孩子们梦想着这一刻 waiting to see you? Children who have dreamed of this moment.
你侮辱了圣诞节的传统 You're a disgrace to the tradition of Christmas.
我不能让你这样中伤我 And I refuse to have you malign me in this fashion.
太丢脸了 Disgusting.
-告诉我 游行负责人是谁？ -如果你找到她了 请通知我一声 -Tell me, who's in charge of this parade? -When you find out, you tell me.
这条裤子会在哥伦布马戏团演出时掉下来 These pants are gonna fall off in the middle of Columbus Circle.
对不起 你能告诉我负责人是谁吗？ I beg your pardon. Could you tell me who's in charge here?
是沃克太太 她在那边 Yes, Mrs. Walker. There she is, down there.
-谢谢 -别客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
你们两个应该在81街 Oh, you two ought to be on 81st Street.
有个参加游行的人无法… One of the men in your parade is not fit...
你为什么没换服装？ 快去换上衣服 What are you doing out of costume? Get dressed.
抱歉 我以为你是我们的圣诞老人 Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were our Santa Claus.
你们的圣诞老人喝醉了 Your Santa Claus is intoxicated.
-不 -对 那太丢脸了 -Oh, no! -Yes. It's disgraceful.
你怎么能让那个人… How can you allow a man?
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
别喝了 你知道喝酒是违反规定的 Stop that! You know drinking's not allowed!
天气那么冷 我得想办法保暖 In this cold, a man's gotta do something to keep warm.
我警告你 我该拿这根手杖… I'll warm you. I ought to take this cane...
我应该…来人啊 朱利安 去拿杯黑咖啡来 And I ought to... Somebody! Julian, get some black coffee.
-多拿一点 -是的 沃克太太 -Plenty of it. -Yes, Mrs. Walker.
黑咖啡 加点牛奶 Black with a little cream.
游行开始时叫醒我 Wake me up when the parade starts.
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
丢脸！真的是太丢脸了！ Shameful. Absolutely shameful!
你能当圣诞老人吗？ 你有经验吗？ Could you be Santa Claus? Have you had any experience?
-有一点 -拜托 你得帮我 -A little. -Oh, please. You've got to help me out.
女士 我不习惯代替假的圣诞老人 Madam, I'm not in the habit of substituting for spurious Santa Clauses.
-不 我… -拜托 -No. No, I... -Oh, please!
但是不应该让孩子们失望的 Oh, well, the children mustn't be disappointed.
-好吧 我答应你 -太好了 谢谢 -All right. I'll do it. -Good. Thank you.
这边请 Come right this way.
换掉他的服装 Get that costume.
他非常适合 完全不需要塞东西 He's wonderful! He didn't need any padding.
-什么？ -他不需要塞东西 -What? -Padding. He didn't need any padding.
-你在哪里找到他的？ -我一转身就看到他了 -Where did you find him? -I turned round and there he was.
我很高兴你转身了 还好有他在 I'm glad you turned round. I'm glad he was there.
想象一下梅西先生 看到另一个圣诞老人的结果 Just think if Mr. Macy had seen the other one.
想象一下金伯先生 看到另一个圣诞老人的结果 Just think if Mr. Gimbel had seen the other one.
-要搭便车吗？ -我想回家洗个热水澡 -You want a ride? -I'm going home and getting in a hot tub.
我或许得在这里 待到明年感恩节 And I might stay there until next Thanksgiving.
你该看看游行的 你那么认真地做筹划 You should see the parade. You worked so hard on it.
我真的不太想看 我从我家就可以看到 If I want to, which I doubt, I can see it from my apartment.
没错 你住在… That's right. You live down the
沃克太太 Mrs. Walker!
苏珊 Susan.
苏珊？ Susan?
-你好 克丽欧 -你好 沃克太太 -Hello, Cleo. -Hello, Mrs. Walker.
真漂亮 苏珊在哪里？ What a beauty. Where's Susan?
-她在看游行 -她跟谁在哪里看游行？ -She's watching the parade. -Where? With whom?
跟住在前面公寓的盖利先生 With that Mr. Gailey who lives in the front apartment.
对 Oh, yes.
我一直都在注意她 Oh, I've been keeping an eye on her.
她在那里可以看得一清二楚 游行队伍有50码长 She can see everything from there. That's the 50-yard line.
他非常喜欢苏珊 他问过我 我想你不会在意 He's so very fond of Susan. When he asked me, I didn't think you'd mind.
我想应该没关系 我待会就进去 Well, I guess it's all right. I'll go on in, in a minute.
棒球选手怪怪的 They're having trouble with the baseball player.
去年它是个小丑 他们只是帮它换了一颗头 He was a clown last year. They just changed the head
再漆成不一样的造型 是妈妈告诉我的 and painted him different. My mother told me.
他是个巨人 是吧？ He certainly is a giant, isn't he?
才怪 这个世界上没有巨人 盖利先生 Not really. There are no giants, Mr. Gailey.
或许现在没有 苏珊 但在以前有很多… Maybe not now, Susie. But in olden days there were a lot of...
被杰克杀死的巨人呢？ What about the giant that Jack killed?
哪个杰克？ Jack? Jack who?
杰克… Jack.
杰克 Jack.
《杰克与魔豆》 Jack and the Beanstalk.
我没听过那个故事 I never heard of that.
你一定听过 你只是忘了 那是个童话故事 You must have heard of that. You've just forgotten. It's a fairy tale.
原来是童话故事 我没听过童话故事 Oh, one of those. I don't know any fairy tales.
你妈妈跟爸爸 一定跟你说过童话故事 Your mother and father must've told you a fairy tale.
不 我妈妈觉得它们都很愚蠢 No. My mother thinks they're silly.
我不知道我爸爸 会不会觉得它们愚蠢 I don't know whether my father thinks they're silly or not.
我从来没见过我爸爸 I never met my father.
我爸爸跟妈妈 在我还是小宝宝时就离婚了 My father and mother were divorced when I was a baby.
我觉得那个棒球选手很像巨人 That baseball player looks like a giant to me.
有些人长得很高大 但那是异常现象 People sometimes grow very big. But that's abnormal.
我想那是你妈妈告诉你的 I'll bet your mother told you that too.
你好 我是苏珊的妈妈 Hello. I'm Susan's mother.
我知道 请进 她常跟我提到你的事 Yes, I know. Come in. Susie's told me quite a lot about you.
-我是佛莱德·盖利 -对 我知道 -I'm Fred Gailey. -Yes, I know.
苏珊也常跟我提到你 Susan's told me quite a lot about you too.
-你好 妈妈 -你好 亲爱的 -Hello, Mother! -Hello, dear.
-你要喝杯咖啡吗？ -别麻烦了 -Won't you have a cup of coffee? -Oh, don't bother.
-不麻烦的 咖啡已经煮好了 -那么好吧 谢谢 -It's no bother. It's all ready. -Well, in that case, thanks.
-你觉得我的游行如何？ -比去年好多了 -What do you think of my parade? -It's much better than last year's.
希望梅西先生跟你有同感 I hope Mr. Macy agrees with you.
加糖？加奶？都加？还是都不加？ Sugar? Cream? Both? Neither?
加一颗糖就好了 谢谢 Just one sugar, please.
-你真的太体贴了 盖利先生 -请坐 -This is very kind of you, Mr. Gailey. -Sit down.
谢谢你对苏珊这么好 Thank you for being so kind to Susan.
克丽欧告诉我 昨天你带她们去动物园 Cleo tells me you took them to the zoo yesterday.
没错 但我得坦承 那是阴谋的一部份 That's right. But I must confess it's part of a deep-dyed plot.
我非常喜欢苏珊 但我也想要见见你 I'm fond of Susie. Very fond. But I also wanted to meet you.
我在报上看到要亲近妈妈 得先跟孩子们表示友善 I read that the surest way to meet the mother is to be kind to the child.
这个诡计真的太过份了 What a horrible trick.
但真的有效 It worked.
圣诞老人来了 There goes Santa Claus.
-别提那个名字 -他比去年的圣诞老人好多了 -Don't even mention the name. -He's much better than last year's.
至少这个圣诞老人没戴眼镜 At least this one doesn't wear glasses.
他是最后一分钟才找到的代替人选 我开除了我雇佣的那个圣诞老人 This one was a last-minute substitute. The one I hired, I fired.
为什么？ Why?
还记得去年新年那个工友吗？ You remember the way the janitor was last New Year's?
对 Oh, yes!
这个更糟糕 Well, this one was much worse.
看来她也不相信圣诞老人 I see she doesn't believe in Santa Claus either.
不相信圣诞老人 童话故事 或是所有的幻想 No Santa Claus, no fairy tales. No fantasies of any kind.
-是吗？ -没错 -Is that it? -That's right.
我想我们该跟孩子们 说出现实的真相 I think we should be realistic and truthful with our children.
而不是让他们从小就相信 传说跟神话 And not have them growing up believing in legends and myths
-譬如说圣诞老人 -我懂了 -like Santa Claus, for example. -I see.
结束了 体操队很不错 That's the end. The acrobats were good.
他们拿那么多酬劳就该好好表演 谢谢你的咖啡 They ought to be, at those prices. Thanks for the coffee.
-谢谢你邀请我们 -这是我的荣幸 小姐 -And thank you for inviting me in. -It was a pleasure, missy.
妈妈 我想晚餐我们要吃大火鸡 Mother, I was thinking. We've got such a big turkey for dinner
家里只有我们两个人 我们可以邀请盖利先生来吃饭吗？ and there are only two of us. Couldn't we invite Mr. Gailey? Couldn't we?
-嗯… -别麻烦了 -Well. -Oh, don't even think about it.
-我吃个三明治就行了 -那只火鸡真的很大 -I'll have a sandwich or something. -It's an awful big turkey.
不是那样的 亲爱的 我想盖利先生有别的计划 That's not it, dear. I'm sure Mr. Gailey has other plans.
不 他没有 对吧？ No, he hasn't. Have you?
我们得跟孩子说实话 我承认我没有别的计划 To be truthful with the child, I must admit I haven't any other plans.
-拜托 妈妈 -我不想打扰… -Please, Mother. Please! -I don't wanna interfere...
可以吗？ Did I ask all right?
可以吗？盖利先生 Didn't I ask all right, Mr. Gailey?
那得看情况而定 That all depends.
-三点开动 -谢谢 -Dinner's at 3. -Thanks.
苏珊 我答应你 三点见 Susie, honey, you asked just right. I'll see you at 3.
-成功了 -对 -It worked! -Yes.
（梅西百货）
沃克太太 他真的非常棒 Mrs. Walker, he's stupendous.
大家都为他疯狂 梅西先生也是 Everybody's crazy about him. So is Mr. Macy.
想尽所有方法雇佣他 我一点意见都没有 Well, hire him, by all means. It's perfectly all right with me.
事实上那省得我明天早上 得像发了疯一样地找人 As a matter of fact, it'll save me a frantic search in the morning.
对 没关系 Yes. That's right.
他一进来我就会处理 你一定会喜欢他的 I'll take care of it as soon as he gets through. You'll love him.
有他来扮演圣诞老人 我的部门能卖掉更多玩具 With that man on the throne, my department will sell more toys than ever.
他是天生的业务员 我感觉得到 He's a born salesman. I just feel it.
对 明天早上再谈 再见 Yes, yes, yes. We'll talk about it in the morning. Goodbye.
再见 Goodbye.
在梅西百货什么玩具都有 And you'll find toys of all kinds at Macy's.
（西34街）
-天啊 那套衣服真是漂亮 -对 -Gee, that sure is an elegant costume. -Yes.
年复一年 I've had it for years
我一直穿着它 and years.
他们给你的那套衣服 跟流浪汉穿的差不多 Sure makes a bum out of the one they gave you.
但那套衣服 还比我穿的那套来得棒 But even that one's better than the one I wear.
-阿尔弗雷德 你扮过圣诞老人？ -对 我扮过圣诞老人 -You, Alfred? -Yeah, I play Santa Claus at the Y.
-别开玩笑了 -我从三年前开始扮圣诞老人 -No kidding! -Started about three years ago.
他们提供服装 但衣服里没有垫子 They had a costume but, well, it didn't have no padding
因为我自己准备了垫子 所以他们雇佣我 and since I carry my own padding with me, I got the job, see?
你喜欢假扮我吗？ You enjoy impersonating me?
-对 -为什么？ -Oh, yeah. -Why?
我不知道 当我把礼物送给孩子们的时候 I don't know. When I give packages to little kids
我喜欢看到他们脸上 突然浮现圣诞节来到的表情 I like to watch their faces get that Christmas look all of a sudden.
那让我觉得自己很厉害 也非常地重要 It makes me feel kind of good and important.
原来你在这里 早安 There you are. There you are. Good morning.
-早安 -好了 在… -Morning. -Now, before...
天啊 好漂亮的服装 My, what a striking costume.
我要告诉你 如何当个好圣诞老人 I just want to give you a few tips on how to be a good Santa Claus.
说吧 Go right ahead.
这是我们要促销的玩具清单 Here's a list of toys that we have to push.
这些都是库存货 You know, things that we're overstocked on.
很多孩子都还没有决定 他们要什么圣诞礼礼物 Many children will be undecided as to what they want for Christmas.
所以我要你向那些孩子促销 清单里的礼物 你了解吗？ When that happens, you immediately suggest one of these items. Understand?
我当然了解 I certainly do.
好吧 背下清单里的东西 我会… Good. Now, you memorize that list and I'll...
不 听我说 Oh, no. I'll tell you.
背完后到七楼来 我会在那里等你 When you've finished, come up to the seventh floor. I'll be waiting for you.
想象一下… Imagine
逼孩子买他们不要的东西 making a child take something it doesn't want
只因为他有太多的库存玩具 just because he bought too many of the wrong toys.
多年来我一直都很反对这一点 That's what I've been fighting against for years,
-他们将圣诞节商业化了 -对 很多做法都是不对的 -the way they commercialize Christmas. -Yeah, there's a lot of bad "-isms"
但那是最糟糕的 but one of the worst is commercialism.
满脑子只想要赚钱 即使在布鲁克林也一样 Make a buck. Make a buck. Even in Brooklyn it's the same.
完全不在乎圣诞节的意义 只是想赚钱 Don't care what Christmas stands for. Just make a buck. Make a buck.
别担心 我会帮你把它丢了 Don't bother. I'll put it away for you.
是吗？谢谢你 阿尔弗雷德 Yeah? Thank you, Alfred.
-这些该怎么办？ -把它们丢到地上 -What shall I do with these? -Throw them on the floor.
我厌倦了老是在扫灰尘 I get kind of tired just sweeping up dust.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢谢你 阿尔弗雷德 Thank you, Alfred.
这边请 This way, please.
（圣诞老人）
对 彼得是个好名字 你要什么圣诞礼物？彼得 Yes. Yes, yes, Peter's a fine name. What do you want for Christmas, Peter?
我要一辆小一点的消防车 它有真的马 I want a fire engine like the big ones, only smaller. It has a real hose
还会喷水 我发誓只会在后院玩 不会把家里弄湿 that squirts real water. I won't do it in the house, only the back yard. I promise.
梅西百货没有那种玩具 没有人会有那种玩具 Macy's ain't got any. Nobody's got any.
我看得出来你是个好孩子 你会拿到消防车的 I can tell you're a good boy. You'll get your fire engine.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you very much!
-看吧？我说过他会送我一辆的 -没错 那真的是太好了 -See? I told you he'd get me one. -That's fine. That's just dandy.
听着 你在那边等 妈妈也想谢谢圣诞老人 Listen, you wait over there. Mama wants to thank Santa Claus too.
你是怎么了？你听不懂英文吗？ What's the matter with you? You understand English?
梅西百货没有那种玩具 没有人会有那种玩具 我找过了 Macy's ain't got any. Nobody's got any. I been all over.
我的脚快痛死了 你不该随便跟那个孩子说说 My feet are killing me. Fine thing, promising the kid.
你以为我是随便说说的吗？ You don't think I'd have said that unless I was sure, do you?
你可以在列克星敦大道的 舍恩菲尔特百货买到那种消防车 You can get those fire engines at Schoenfeld's on Lexington Avenue.
-只要八块五 很便宜的 -舒安福百货？我不明白 -Only $8.50. A wonderful bargain. -Schoenfeld's? I don't get it.
我一直都很注意玩具市场 你觉得很惊讶吗？ I keep track of the toy market pretty closely. Does that surprise you so?
惊讶？梅西百货要客人 到别的店买东西？你在开玩笑吗？ Surprise me? Macy's sending people to other stores? Are you kidding me?
最重要的是让孩子们快乐 The only important thing is making the children happy.
梅西百货或其他人 能不能卖掉玩具并不重要 Whether Macy or somebody else sells the toy doesn't matter.
-你不那么认为吗？ -谁？我吗？当然 -Don't you feel that way? -Who, me? Oh, yeah, sure.
-我不知道梅西百货会那么想 -只要我在 他们就会那么想 -I didn't know Macy's did. -As long as I'm here they do.
我不明白 I don't get it.
不 我真的不明白 No. I just don't get it.
这边请 Right this way, please. This way, please.
这边请
我了解 你女儿想买溜冰鞋 Oh, I quite understand. Your little girl would like some skates.
当然 你得买最好的给她 她的小脚踝需要保护 Of course, you must get her the best. Their little ankles want protecting.
我们有溜冰鞋 它们很不错 但还不够好 We've got skates, and they're good, but not quite good enough.
到金伯百货去 我相信他们会有你要的溜冰鞋 Go to Gimbels. They'll have what you're looking for I'm sure.
金伯百货？ Gimbels?
-好了 圣诞快乐 -金伯百货 -That's for you. Merry Christmas! -Gimbels.
你好 小女孩 你好吗？ Hello, my good girl. How are you?
金伯百货？ Gimbels?
金伯百货 Gimbels!
对不起 你是玩具部门的负责人吧？ Pardon me. You're the head of the toy department, huh?
对 但现在… Yes, but at the moment...
我要恭喜你跟梅西百货 想出的这个新促销手段 I wanna congratulate you and Macy's on this wonderful new stunt you're pulling.
想象一下 要客人到别家店购物 我真的不明白 那是… Imagine, sending people to other stores. I don't get it. Why, it's...
-一点都没错 -你说的对 -It certainly is. -You said it.
梅西百货将圣诞精神 A big outfit like Macy's putting the spirit of Christmas
放在商业利益之前 那真的是太棒了 ahead of the commercial. It's wonderful!
我从来没有在这里买过什么东西 但我可以告诉你一件事 I've never done much shopping here before, but I'll tell you one thing
从此之后我会成为梅西百货的常客 from now on, I'm gonna be a regular Macy customer.
谢谢你 太太 Thank you, madam.
还有六位女士想感激你 There are six more women out there who wanna thank you.
现在不行 我得把这件事想个清楚 Not now. I've got to think this thing over.
我自己也觉得这是个好主意 Personally, I think it's a wonderful idea too.
你跟那些女人都那么想 You think so. Those women think so.
重点是梅西先生会怎么想 The point is, will Mr. Macy think so?
这真的是太蠢了 盖利先生 This seems awfully silly, Mr. Gailey.
我想既然我们都到店里来了 你可以跟圣诞老人打个招呼 I thought as long as we're in the store, you might say hello to Santa Claus.
为什么？ Why?
因为你跟他说过话后 会对他有不一样的感觉 Because when you talk to him, you might feel differently about him.
再见 艾伯特 当个乖孩子 Goodbye, Albert. Be a good boy, now.
圣诞快乐 Merry Christmas!
-小姑娘 你叫什么名字？ -苏珊·沃克 你呢？ -Young lady, what's your name? -Susan Walker. What's yours?
我吗？克里斯·克林格 Mine? Kris Kringle.
我是圣诞老人 I'm Santa Claus.
你不相信 对吧？ Oh, you don't believe that, do you?
我妈妈是雇佣你的沃克太太 You see, my mother's Mrs. Walker, the lady who hired you.
你是我看过最棒的圣诞老人 But you're the best-looking one I've ever seen.
-真的吗？ -你的胡子没有… -Really? -Your beard doesn't have
-绑在耳朵上的绳子 -因为它是真的 -that thing going over your ears. -That's because it's real.
因为我是真的圣诞老人 Just like I'm really Santa Claus.
来吧 拉拉看 Oh, go ahead. Pull it.
好了 别挤 圣诞老人会在这里待上一整天 All right, don't crowd. You have all day to see Santa Claus.
孩子们 乖一点 这边请 回去排队吧 Children, behave.
你要我送你什么圣诞礼物？ This way, please. Get back in line. And now, what would you like me to bring you for Christmas?
-不用了 谢谢 -快说吧 你一定有想要的东西 -Nothing, thank you. -Come now, you must want something.
不论我要什么 妈妈都会买给我 Whatever I want, my mother will get for me
只要它很实用 不会太贵 if it's sensible and doesn't cost too much.
-妈妈 -苏珊 盖利先生 -Hello, Mother. -Hello, Susan. Mr. Gailey.
你占用这位先生太多时间了 来吧 亲爱的 You've taken up enough of this gentleman's time. Come along, dear.
这真的没什么 The explanation for this is all very simple.
克丽欧的妈妈扭伤了脚踝 她请我带苏珊来找你 Cleo's mother sprained her ankle, so she asked me to bring Susie to you.
我知道 克丽欧打过电话给我 我还在想你们在哪里 I know. Cleo called me. I wondered where you were.
我想我们该跟圣诞老人打个招呼 I thought we'd say hello to Santa Claus.
他是个好人 妈妈 那些胡子是真的 He's a nice old man, Mother. And those whiskers are real!
对 亲爱的 很多人都留了那样的长胡子 Yes, yes, dear. Many men have long beards like that.
苏珊 你能待在这里吗？ 我想跟盖利先生谈一谈 Susan, would you stand over here? I want to talk to Mr. Gailey.
我不该带苏珊 跟圣诞老人打招呼？ I shouldn't have brought Susie to see Santa Claus, huh?
我觉得自己像是坏后母 Now I feel like the proverbial stepmother.
对不起 但我不觉得 跟圣诞老人打招呼有什么不对的 I'm sorry, but I couldn't see any harm in just saying hello to the old fellow.
我觉得那是不对的 我告诉她 圣诞老人是神话 你带她来这里 I think there is harm. I tell her Santa's a myth and you bring her here.
她看到容易上当的孩子 跟有真胡子的老人打招呼 She sees gullible children, meets a convincing old man with real whiskers.
那完全跟她的想法冲突 This sets up a very harmful mental conflict within her.
她会怎么想呢？她该相信谁呢？ What will she think? Who will she believe?
灌输他们童话故事的想法 长大后他们会觉得人生是个幻想 By filling them with fairy tales, they grow up considering life a fantasy.
她会一直等待白马王子出现 当他出现时 他会… They keep waiting for Prince Charming to come along, and when he does, he...
我们是在谈苏珊 不是在谈你 We were talking about Susie, not about you.
不论你赞不赞同 请你尊重我对苏珊的期待 Whether you agree or not, I ask you to respect my wishes regarding Susan.
她是我的责任 我得用我相信的方式来教育她 She's my responsibility, and I must bring her up as I see fit.
好吧 Okay.
-说谢谢 -谢谢 -Say thank you. -Thank you.
再见 圣诞快乐 Bye. Merry Christmas!
小姑娘 你叫什么名字？ Young lady, what's your name?
她不会说英文 她是荷兰人 刚刚移民过来 She doesn't speak English. She's Dutch. She just came over.
她一直住在鹿特丹的孤儿院 She's lived in an orphan's home in Rotterdam ever since.
我们领养了她 我告诉她你没办法跟她说话 We've adopted her. I told her you wouldn't be able to speak to her.
但她在游行中看到你 她说你是圣诞老人 But when she saw you in the parade, she said you were Sinterklaas
她是那么称呼你的 还有你可以跟她说话 as she calls you, and you could talk to her.
-我不知道该怎么办 -你好 -I didn't know what to do. -Hello!
你了解了吗？ Now do you understand?
-我了解了 妈妈 -很好 -Yes, I see what you mean, Mother. -Good.
但他用荷兰语跟那个女孩说话时 他是那么… But when he spoke Dutch to that girl, he was so...
苏珊 我会说法文 但那不表示我是圣女贞德 Susan, I speak French, but that doesn't make me Joan of Arc.
我是想跟你说…请进 What I'm trying to explain to you is... Come in.
-你找我？ -请进 -You wanted to see me? -Come right in.
-你好 很高兴又见到你了 -很高兴能见到你 -Hello! Good to see you again. -It's nice to see you.
你非常幸运 你有个非常可爱的女儿 You're awfully lucky. Lovely little girl you have here.
谢谢 我请你过来就是为了她 Thank you. She's the reason I asked you by.
她被弄糊涂了 我想或许你能帮忙 She's confused, and I thought maybe you could help out.
我很乐意帮忙 I'll be glad to.
你能告诉她 你不是真的圣诞老人吗？ Would you please tell her that you're not really Santa Claus?
圣诞老人根本不存在？ That there actually is no such person?
抱歉我无法那么做 Well, I'm sorry to disagree.
不只如此 我还能证明 Not only is there, but here I am to prove it.
不 你误会了 我要你告诉她真相 No, no, no. You misunderstand. I want you to tell her the truth.
-你叫什么名字？ -克里斯·克林格 -What's your name? -Kris Kringle.
-我敢说你是念一年级 -二年级 -I'll bet you're in first grade. -Second.
-我是说你的真名 -那是我的真名 -I mean your real name. -That is my real name.
-二年级？ -那是使用进步教学法的学校 -Second grade? -It's a progressive school.
那是使用进步教学法的学校 Oh, it's a progressive school.
能给我这位先生的员工卡吗？ May I have this gentleman's employment card?
那套衣服真的好可爱 你去哪里买这么可爱的衣服？ This dress is cute. Where did you get such a lovely outfit?
我们在梅西百货购物能打久折 Here at Macy's. We get 10 percent off.
你不必假装哄苏珊 Don't feel you have to pretend for Susan's benefit.
她非常聪明 一向都想知道真相 She's very intelligent and always wants to know the truth.
很好 我一向只说真话 Good. I always tell the truth.
关于你的学校 你老师叫什么名字？ About your school. What's your teacher's name?
-海莉老师 -海莉老师 -Mrs. Haley. -Mrs. Haley.
-资料拿来了 沃克太太 -谢谢 -Here it is, Mrs. Walker. -Thank you.
（姓名 克里斯·克林格）
（住址 布鲁克斯纪念老人之家）
（出生日期 跟我的舌头一样老 但比我的牙齿老一点）
（出生地 北极）
（亲属：达舍尔 舞者 跳跃 雌狐 彗星 丘比特 雷 布利森）
他常那么说 ... he kept talking all the time.
-天啊 很糟糕吗？ -对 -My, that was bad, eh? -Yes.
海莉老师要他一个人 休息将近一个小时 Mrs. Haley made him rest all alone for nearly an hour.
苏珊 你能出去 跟亚当丝小姐聊一下吗？ Susan, would you go out and talk to Miss Adams for a minute
-我马上出去 -好吧 再见 -and I'll be right with you? -All right. Goodbye.
再见 希望能再见到你 Goodbye. Hope to see you again.
-谢谢 我也是 再见 -再见 -Thank you. I hope so too. Bye. -Goodbye.
-对不起 那个… -克林格 -I'm sorry, Mr.? Mr.? -Kringle.
-抱歉 我们得做个改变 -改变？ -I'm sorry, we have to make a change. -Change?
我们原先雇的圣诞老人回来了 我觉得我们欠他… The Santa Claus we had is back, and I feel we owe him...
-我做错了什么事吗？ -不 -Have I done something wrong? -Oh, no. No.
嗯 Well...
-什么事？ -梅西先生要你立刻去见他 -Yes? -Mr. Macy wants to see you immediately.
我马上过去 I'll be right up.
你先坐一下 我马上回来签支票给你 Would you sit down, and I'll be right back and sign your pay voucher.
好的 Yes, indeed.
快进去 梅西先生在等你 Go right in. Mr. Macy's waiting.
在客人间引发的效应… 请进 沃克太太 The effect this will have on the public... Come in, Mrs. Walker.
-你好 沃克太太 -请坐 -Hello, Mrs. Walker. -Sit over here.
我正在跟大家说 你跟谢尔哈默先生想出来的点子 I told these gentlemen about the policy you and Shellhammer initiated.
我不同意你们完全 没事先告知广告部门的做法 I don't approve of your not consulting the advertising department
但考量到客人的热烈反应 but with this tremendous response on the part of the public
我真的无法生你们的气 I can't be angry with you.
-他是… -待会再说 -What's he...? -Tell you later.
我要说的是表面上看来 这个计划既白痴又夸张 To continue. On the face of it, this plan sounds idiotic and impossible.
想象一下梅西百货的圣诞老人 要客人到金伯百货买东西 Imagine, Macy's Santa Claus sending customers to Gimbels.
但男士们 店内的销售成绩有目共睹 But, gentlemen, you cannot argue with success.
快看 电报 留言跟电话 Look at this. Telegrams, messages, telephone calls.
州长夫人跟市长夫人 The governor's wife. The mayor's wife.
五百多位父母 表达对梅西百货的谢意 Over 500 thankful parents expressing gratitude to Macy's.
我从来没看过哪个销售策略 Never in my entire career have I seen such an immediate response
能引发如此强烈的回应 to a merchandising policy.
法兰克 我非常肯定 如果我们能扩大实施这个策略 And I am positive, Frank, that if we expand our policy
销售成绩也会跟着进步 we'll expand our results as well.
从现在开始 我们的圣诞老人不只要继续这么做 From now on, not only will our Santa Claus continue in this manner
我要所有的销售人员都这么做 but I want every salesperson to do precisely the same thing.
如果我们的产品无法让客人满意 告诉他们该去哪里买 If we don't have what the customer wants, we send him where he can get it.
别强迫客人买他不要的东西 No forcing a customer to take something he doesn't really want.
我们会成为能帮上忙的商店 We'll be known as the helpful store.
友善的商店 有心的商店 The friendly store. The store with a heart.
将服务看得比利润还重的商店 The store that places public service ahead of profit.
结果我们能赚到更多钱 And consequently, we'll make more profits than ever.
对 我知道很晚了 大家都累了 想去吃晚餐 Yes, I know it's late and we're all tired and we want to go to dinner.
明天早上再说吧 We'll continue in the morning.
同时想办法宣传这个策略 In the meantime, figure out the best way to promote this thing.
我们会的 晚安 We'll do that. Good night, R. H.
-晚安 -晚安 -Good night. -Good night.
我要再度谢谢你们两个 I wanna thank you two again.
你们会在圣诞奖金上 看到我对你们的谢意 In your Christmas envelopes, you'll find an expression of my gratitude.
-谢谢你 梅西先生 -告诉圣诞老人我不会忘记他 -Thank you, Mr. Macy. -Tell Santa I won't forget him either.
是的 梅西先生 Yes, Mr. Macy.
想象一下 奖金 Imagine. A bonus!
他以为那是我们的点子 所以我…怎么了？ He assumed it was our idea, so I... What's the matter?
-我开除他了 -谁？ -I fired him. -Who?
-圣诞老人 -什么？ -Santa Claus. -What?
他疯了 他以为自己是圣诞老人 He's crazy. He thinks he is Santa.
就算他以为自己是复活节兔子 我也不在乎 I don't care if he thinks he's the Easter Bunny.
他疯了 我告诉你 He's insane, I tell you.
我们可以雇佣别人做相同的事 We'll just hire somebody else to do the same thing.
你听到梅西先生说的话了 我们得留下他 You heard Mr. Macy. We've got to keep him.
如果他发作了呢？ 不 我得去告诉梅西先生 What if he has a fit or something? No, I've got to tell Mr. Macy.
或许他只是有点疯狂 But maybe he's only a little crazy.
就像画家 作曲家 或华盛顿那些人一样 Like painters or composers or some of those men in Washington.
他只是需要检查一下 He needs to be examined.
如果你开除了他 我们发现他没有发疯 If you fire him and we find out he wasn't crazy
梅西先生会要求我们去做检查 并且开除我们 Mr. Macy will have us examined and fired.
我想我们该确定一下 I suppose we ought to be sure.
-我们可以请索耶先生跟他谈一谈 -当然 他是心理医生 -We could have Mr. Sawyer talk to him. -Of course! He's a psychologist.
他的工作是帮员工做评估 没收到报告前 什么都别说 He's paid to examine employees. Until we get his report, we'll say nothing.
-我马上跟他联络 -但先把圣诞老人找回来 -I'll get in touch with him right away. -But first get that Santa Claus back!
没有病人也用不着检查了 The examination won't be worth a thing without the patient.
因为我觉得我们对他有亏欠 It was just because I felt we owed it to him
梅西先生建议我们 帮他安排其他工作 but Mr. Macy suggested that we find something else for him
想办法让你留下来 and keep you on by all means.
谢谢 那是个天大的好消息 Oh, well, thanks. That's mighty good news. Yes.
-那么明天早上你会来吧？ -当然 -You'll be here in the morning, then? -Certainly.
这对我来说是个天大的好机会 You see, this is quite an opportunity for me.
我越来越担心圣诞节 I've been getting more and more worried about Christmas.
我们都忙着打败其他人 We're all so busy trying to beat the other fellow
做出更快更薄 还有更便宜的东西 in making things go faster, look shinier and cost less
圣诞节跟我输给了快速生活 that Christmas and I are getting lost in the shuffle.
我不那么认为 圣诞节还是圣诞节 I don't think so. Christmas is still Christmas.
圣诞节不只是假日 它是一种精神 Christmas isn't just a day. It's a frame of mind.
那一点已经改变了 And that's what's been changing.
我很高兴能来这里 或许我能想个办法 I'm glad I'm here, to maybe do something about it.
我很高兴能认识你跟你女儿 And I'm glad I met you and your daughter.
-对我来说你们是不错的考验 -是吗？ -You two are a test case for me. -We are?
你们是这个社会的缩影 You're the whole thing in miniature.
如果我能说服你们 或许还会有希望 If I can win you over, there's still hope.
如果不行 我想我是完蛋了 If not, then I guess I'm through.
但我得警告你 我不会轻易放弃 But I'm warning you, I don't give up easily.
-晚安 -晚安 -Good night. -Good night.
克林格先生 Oh, Mr. Kringle!
明天早上你能去找索耶先生吗？ In the morning, can you report to Mr. Sawyer?
索耶？ Sawyer?
对 他会帮你检查一下 Yes. He'll just give you a little examination.
-所有员工都得那么做 -做精神评估？ -We do it with all our employees. -A mental examination?
嗯 Well...
我不介意 我常做心理评估 I don't mind. I've taken dozens of them.
从来没有失败过 我都背起来了 Never failed one yet. Know them by heart.
“一星期有几天？” 七天 "How many days in the week?" Seven.
“你看到几根手指？” 四根 "How many fingers do you see?" Four.
“肌肉协调性测验” "Muscular-coordination test."
对神经系统无害 No damage to the nervous system.
“谁是第一任总统？” 乔治·华盛顿 "Who was the first president?" George Washington.
“谁是约翰·昆西·亚当斯总统的副总统？” "Who was the vice president under John Quincy Adams?"
丹尼尔·D·汤普金斯 我想索耶先生应该不知道 Daniel D. Tompkins. And I'll bet your Mr. Sawyer doesn't know that.
晚安 Good night.
亚当丝小姐 请帮我联络 大颈镇的布鲁克斯纪念老人之家 Miss Adams, would you get me the Brooks' Memorial Home in Great Neck?
那是家养老院 没错 It's a home for old people. That's right.
我想跟负责的医生谈谈 I want to talk to the doctor in charge.
-一星期有几天？ -七天 -How many days in the week? -Seven.
-谁是第一任总统？ -乔治·华盛顿 -Who was the first president? -George Washington.
-三乘五等于多少？ -你问过我了 -What is three times five? -You asked me that before.
你在那里会找到答案 You'll find the answer right there...
做评估的人是我 三乘五是多少 I'm conducting this examination. What is three times five?
答案跟之前一样 15 The same as it was before: 15.
你非常紧张吧？索耶先生 You're rather nervous, aren't you, Mr. Sawyer?
你的睡眠充足吗？ Do you get enough sleep?
我的个人习惯跟你无关 My personal habits aren't your concern.
对不起 我不喜欢看到紧张的人 I'm sorry. I hate to see someone tied up...
这是几根手指？ How many fingers?
三根 你还咬指甲 Three. Oh, you bite your nails too.
双脚并拢站好 双手张开 Stand with your feet together and your arms extended.
-我要你… -做肌肉协调性测验？ -Then I want you... -Muscular-coordination test?
当然 我很乐意 Surely. Be glad to.
有时候像你这样紧张的原因不明 Sometimes the cause of nervous habits like yours is not obvious.
不 通常那是没安全感的结果 No, often they're the result of an insecurity.
你在家里觉得快乐吗？ Are you happy at home?
好了 克林格先生 评估完毕 你可以走了 That will be all, Mr. Kringle! Examination's over. You may go.
-谢谢 -你可以从那边离开 -Thank you. -You may go out that way.
26年来我的婚姻非常幸福 And I've been happily married for 26 years.
真的吗？很高兴听到你那么说 再见 Really? Delighted to hear it. Goodbye.
帮我接沃克太太 Get Mrs. Walker.
是的 你太太在672线 她说有重要的事 Yes, sir. And your wife's on 672. She says it's important.
爱格妮丝 我要你别打电话到办公室给我 Agnes, I've told you not to bother me at the office.
一毛都不行 我给你很多零用钱了 No. Not a penny. I give you a liberal allowance.
如果你的愚蠢胖弟弟能找到工作 你就不会来烦我了 If that fat, stupid brother of yours got a job, you wouldn't pester me.
沃克太太 我要跟你谈谈克林格的事 Mrs. Walker, I'd like to talk to you about Kringle.
对 老人之家的皮尔斯医生到了 我们可以把话说清楚 Yes. Dr. Pierce from the Brooks' Home is here, and we can settle the matter.
抱歉 医生 刚刚是索耶先生 我跟你提过他 Sorry, doctor. That was Mr. Sawyer, the man I told you about.
-对 -他马上过来 -Oh, yes. -He'll be right in.
谢谢你赶来 医生 We appreciate your giving us your time, doctor.
别客气 事实上今天我正要打电话给你 Not at all. As a matter of fact, I was going to call you today.
我想你应该会到克里斯的事 感到非常好奇 I had a feeling you'd be wondering about Kris.
-皮尔斯医生 索耶先生 -你好吗？ -Dr. Pierce, Mr. Sawyer. -How do you do?
为他做过全面评估后 After giving this man a thorough examination
我相信他应该被开除 I believe he should be dismissed.
真的吗？他没通过评估？ Really? He failed to pass the examination?
-是的 -他答错答案了？ -Yes. -He didn't answer correctly?
不 他答对了 他太不专心 Yes, he did, but there was no concentration.
他一直改变话题 甚至还质疑我 He kept changing the subject. He was even questioning me.
无庸置疑地他必须被送进疯人院 There's no doubt about it. He should be in an institution.
我不同意 I don't agree.
那些人会被送进疯人院 是为了不让他们伤害自己或别人 People are institutionalized so they won't harm themselves or others.
克林格先生不会那么做 他只是爱幻想 Mr. Kringle is incapable of either. His is a delusion for good.
-他只是想表现得友善 -我也那么认为 -He only wants to be friendly. -I feel that too.
很多有幻想的人 都能过着正常的生活 Many people walk around with similar delusions who live normal lives.
最著名的例子是那个家伙 A famous example is that fellow.
我想不起来他的名字 但他坚持自己是俄国王子 I can't think of his name, but he insists he's a Russian prince.
证据证明他不是 但他不肯改变自己的说法 There's evidence to prove him wrong, but nothing has shaken his story.
他被送进疯人院了吗？不 他开了家有名餐厅 备受尊重 Is he in an institution? No. He owns a famous restaurant and is respected.
皮尔斯医生 我深入研究过异常心理学 Dr. Pierce, I've made a great study of abnormal psychology
我发现当幻觉受到挑战 and I've found that when a delusion is challenged
有幻觉的人会变得暴力 the deluded can be violent.
-我不同意你的说法 -但是我… -I disagree with you. -But I...
如果你告诉克里斯 圣诞老人不存在 If you tell Kris there is no Santa Claus
他会跟你争论 但他不会有暴力行为 he'll argue the point, but he'll not become violent.
他的行为会变得激动 His manner suggests aggressiveness.
他拿手杖的方法 他走到哪里都会拿着它 The way he carries that cane! He's never without it.
他的确拿着手杖 你该不会认为他会把它当武器吧？ He carries a cane, but you're not implying he'd use it as a weapon?
沃克太太 我无法开除这个人 这得交由你来决定 Mrs. Walker, I can't discharge this man. That's up to you.
你问我的意见 我告诉你我的想法 You asked for my opinion, and I've given it.
如果他真的疯了 他一定会那么做 When he exhibits his latent maniacal tendencies, and he will
请你了解 那是你的责任 please realize the responsibility is yours.
说到幻觉 Speaking of delusions.
我们回到了原点 We're back where we started.
不 皮尔斯医生让我很有自信 No, we're not. Dr. Pierce makes me feel perfectly confident.
对 但要是出了事 被责难的人是我 不是你 Yes, but if anything happens, you won't get blamed, I will.
什么事都不会发生 Nothing is going to happen.
我会那么做 跟我和克里斯的交情无关 What I've said wasn't prompted by my affection for Kris.
-我是专攻老人医学 -啊？ -My specialty is geriatrics. -Huh?
老人疾病 The diseases of old age.
我有经验 我可以跟你保证 克里斯绝对不会发疯 I'm experienced, and I assure you Kris has no "latent maniacal tendencies."
或许你们想讨论一下 我先走了 You'll probably wanna discuss this, so I'll be on my way.
-我可以跟克里斯见面吗？ -当然可以 医生 -May I see Kris? -Certainly, doctor.
-请走员工电梯 -你上楼搭的电梯 -Use the employees' elevator. -It's the one you came in.
在哪里？ Where is that?
-我带你去 -不必麻烦了 -I'll show you. -That isn't necessary.
你了解我的处境 医生 You understand my position, doctor.
如果他可能惹上麻烦… If there's the slightest possibility of his getting into any trouble...
他会惹上什么麻烦吗？ What trouble could he get into?
很可能有警察会来问他的名字 All that's got to happen is for a policeman to ask him his name.
他们发生争执 打架 然后他被送去贝尔维尤医院 A big argument. Clang, clang. Bellevue.
你可以预防那一点 You can prevent that.
该有人租个房间给他 他们可以一起搭车来上班 Someone here could rent him a room, then they could ride to work together.
我希望他不必搭那么久的火车 回到大颈镇 I'd prefer he didn't take that long train ride to Great Neck.
那能解决所有问题 有人能预防他惹上麻烦 That'd solve everything. Someone to steer him away from trouble.
派人看着他？他会答应吗？ Take custody of him? Would he agree to that?
我相信他会的 I'm sure he will.
-那么他可以留下来 -太好了 谢谢 -In that case, he can stay. -Good. Thank you.
七楼 非常谢谢你 It's the seventh floor, and thank you very much.
-别客气 -再见 医生 -Welcome. -Bye, doctor.
我相信你做出了明智的决定 I'm sure you made a wise decision.
我们得想想 谁能租给他房间？ Let's see, who could rent him a room?
你 You.
你儿子在外地念书 他的房间可以吧？ Your son's away at school. What about his room?
我不介意 我非常乐意… I don't mind. I'd be glad to
但谢尔哈默太太会不高兴 but Mrs. Shellhammer wouldn't like it.
她有点…我有个点子 She's a little... Say, I have an idea.
我们吃晚餐前都会喝马丁尼 我会给她双份的酒 We have martinis before dinner. I'll make them double-strength tonight.
酒过三巡 她应该比较可能会接受 After a couple of them, she'll be more receptive to the idea.
克里斯六点下班 中间的时间该怎么办？ Kris is finished at 6:00. What about the in-between time?
带他回家 我会打电话给你 当我太太… Take him home, and I'll call as soon as my wife's plaster...
心情好一点的时候 Feeling gay.
-不 我… -真的 -Oh, no. I... -Really!
如果要我太太明天头很痛 今晚你得先忍耐一下 If my wife has a big headache tomorrow, you can have a little one tonight.
-好吧 -大概只要一小时 -All right. -It'll only take about an hour.
非常好 Good. Very good.
你跟其他孩子都玩什么游戏？ What games do you play with the other children here?
我不太跟他们玩 他们只会玩愚蠢的游戏 I don't play much with them. They play silly games.
是吗？ They do?
今天他们在地下室里玩动物园游戏 他们是动物 Today, they were in the basement playing zoo, and they were animals.
我下楼的时候荷马… 他应该是动物园管理员 When I came down, Homer... He was supposed to be the zookeeper.
他说“你是哪种动物？” He said, "What kind of an animal are you?"
我说“我不是动物 我是女生” And I said, "I'm not an animal. I'm a girl."
他说“只有动物才能进来 再见” 所以我就上楼了 He said, "Only animals allowed. Goodbye." So I came upstairs.
你何不告他 你是狮子或熊呢？ Why not tell him you're a lion or a bear?
因为我不是熊或狮子 Because I'm not a bear or a lion.
其他人都是小孩子 他们假装自己是动物 But the others were only children, and they pretended to be animals.
所以那个游戏真的很蠢 But that's what makes the game so silly.
我不那么认为 我觉得那是个很棒的游戏 I don't think so. Sounds like a wonderful game to me.
要玩那个游戏 你必须要有想象力 Of course, in order to play it, you've gotta have an imagination.
你知道什么是想象吗？ Do you know what the imagination is?
知道 想象力是看到不存在的东西 Sure. That's when you see things that aren't really there.
那也可能是其它原因造成的 Well, that can be caused by other things too.
不 对我来说 想象力就是拥有属于我的世界 No. To me, the imagination is a place all by itself.
一个与世隔绝的国度 A separate country.
你听过法国跟英国 You've heard of the French nation and the British nation.
这是想象力的国度 它是个非常棒的地方 Well, this is the imagination. It's a wonderful place.
你希望能在夏天打雪仗吗？ How would you like to be able to make snowballs in the summertime?
或是在第五大道开大巴士？ Or drive a great big bus right down Fifth Avenue?
你希望有一艘属于自己的船 How would you like to have a ship all to yourself
每天到中国跟澳洲旅行吗？ that makes daily trips to China and Australia?
你希望早上当自由女神 How would you like to be the Statue of Liberty in the morning
下午跟一群野雁南飞吗？ and in the afternoon, fly south with a flock of geese?
那真的很简单 当然 这需要练习 It's very simple. Of course, it takes practice.
首先你得学会如何假装 Now, the first thing you've got to learn is how to pretend.
下次荷马说 “你是什么动物？” And the next time Homer says, "What kind of animal are you?"
告诉他你是猴子 You tell him you're a monkey.
-但我不知道怎么假装猴子 -你当然知道 来吧 我教你 -But I don't know how to be a monkey. -Sure you do. Here, I'll show you.
身体微微弯曲 手自然下垂 看吧？ Bend your body over a little. Let your arms hang loose. See?
右手摆在这里 Put your right hand up here, under here.
对了 现在抓痒 That's right. Now scratch yourself.
对了 舌头放在嘴唇下 就在牙齿上面 That's right. Then put your tongue under your lips, over your teeth.
-像这样吗？ -就像那样 对了 -Like this? -Like that. That's right.
然后边抓痒边叫 看吧 Then scratch yourself and chatter. See?
海斯利普 海斯利普 薛曼 麦肯锡 跟海斯利普一直都对我很好 Haislip, Haislip, Sherman, Mackenzie, and Haislip have been kind to me.
但要当个好律师 我需要自己的办公室 But being an exceptional lawyer, I want my own office.
你能帮我把这个 放到苏珊的房间吗？ Would you put this in Susan's place for me, please?
我想你该把肉拿出来了 它应该熟了 I think you can take the meat out. It should be done.
别忘了抓痒 舌头伸到牙齿前面 Don't forget to scratch. Put your tongue up in front of your teeth.
跟其他的猴子说话 Talk to other monkeys.
这是怎么一回事？ What's going on here?
我们在上假装的第一课 We're just having our first lesson in pretending.
成果非常不错 Doing quite well at it too.
没错 来吧 呼叫其他的猴子 That's right. Come on now. Call the other monkeys.
你是鹅 不 你不是鹅 你是猴子 You're a goose. No, you mustn't be a goose, be a monkey!
-克林格先生 -什么事？ -Mr. Kringle. -Yes?
沃克太太提到 你想在城里租个房间 Mrs. Walker mentioned that they're looking for a room for you in town.
皮尔斯先生不希望我 每天花那么多时间通勤 Dr. Pierce doesn't want me to make that long trip every day.
我想我一个人住 Well, I was just thinking. I'm all alone in my apartment.
两张床 空间很大 Twin beds. Plenty of room.
如果你愿意搬来跟我住 我会很高兴的 If you'd like to move in with me, I'd be happy to have you.
你真的是太好心了 That's awfully nice of you.
你可以跟沃克太太一起搭车上班 You could ride to and from work with Mrs. Walker, and...
对 那让我有机会 好好地跟她聊一聊 Yes. It'd give me a chance to really talk things over with her.
别忘了抓痒 你没有抓痒 Don't forget to scratch. You're not scratching. You're not...
而且我可以常常看到苏珊 盖利先生 就这么说定了 Besides, I could see Susie now and then. Mr. Gailey, it's a deal.
太棒了 吃完饭后 我们开车去载你的行李 Good. We'll drive out after dinner and get your things.
谢谢 Thanks.
是的 请稍等 是谢尔哈默先生 Hello? Oh, yes, just a moment. It's a Mr. Shellhammer.
谢谢 Thanks.
谢尔哈默先生 Hello? Hello, Mr. Shellhammer.
是的 请稍等 谢尔哈默太太要跟你说话 Yes, just a moment. Mrs. Shellhammer wants to talk to you.
我调了三倍的马丁尼 她非常开心 I made the martinis triple-strength, and she feels wonderful.
来吧 宝贝 Here, my pet.
谢谢 Thank you.
喂 Hello?
-喂 -不 亲爱的 -Hello? -No, no, no. No, dear.
谢谢你 亲爱的 Thank you, darling.
喂 Hello?
不 亲爱的 好了 No, no, no, dear. There.
亲爱的 我真是蠢 Oh, darling! How silly of me.
喂 Hello!
我们很高兴 圣诞老人能搬来跟我们住 Why, we'd love to have Santa Claus come and stay with us.
我觉得那真的是太棒了 I think it would be simply charming!
我也是 谢尔哈默太太 请稍等 Oh, and so do I, Mrs. Shellhammer. Just a moment.
谢尔哈默家有个空房 他们希望你能搬去跟他们住 The Shellhammers have a lovely room, and want you to stay with them.
他们真的是太好了 非常谢谢他们 That's very sweet of them. Please thank them very much.
但我要跟盖利先生一起住 But I'm going to stay with Mr. Gailey.
盖利先生？ Mr. Gailey?
我最好去拿肉 I think I'd better get the meat.
我了解 但你一定有特别想要的圣诞礼物 I understand, but there must be something you want for Christmas.
你一直没告诉你妈妈的事 Something you haven't even told your mother about.
快说吧 你何不给我一个机会 Oh, come on now. Why don't you give me a chance?
嗯… Well.
那是我要的圣诞礼物 That's what I want for Christmas.
像这样的娃娃屋？ A doll's house, like this?
不 真正的房子 如果你是真的 圣诞老人 你会把它送给我 No, a real house. If you're really Santa Claus, you can get it for me.
如果你办不到 妈妈说的对 你只是个留着胡子的好人 If you can't, you're only a nice man with a beard, like mother said.
等一下 苏珊 Wait a minute, Susie.
就算孩子们无法美梦成真 那不代表圣诞老人不存在 If every child can't get his wish, that doesn't mean there's no Santa Claus.
我就知道你会那么说 That's what I thought you'd say.
你不明白吗？亲爱的 Don't you see, dear?
有些孩子要他们用不到的东西 Some children wish for things they couldn't possibly use.
譬如真的火车头或B-29轰炸机 Like real locomotives or B-29s.
但这跟火车头 或B-29轰炸机不一样 But this isn't like a locomotive or a B-29.
对一个小女孩来说 这是一份非常厚重的礼物 It's awful big for a little girl.
你为什么要这样的房子？ What would you do with a house like this?
我可以跟妈妈住在里面 Live in it with my mother.
-但你们住在这么漂亮的公寓里 -我不觉得它漂亮 -But you've got this lovely apartment. -I don't think it's lovely.
我要有一棵大树的后院 我可以坐在树下荡秋千 I want a back yard with a great big tree to put a swing on and...
你办不到 对吧？ I guess you can't get it, huh?
我没那么说 I didn't say that.
这是份厚礼 Well, it's a tall order
但我会尽力而为 but I'll do my best.
我能留下这张图画吗？ May I keep this picture?
-谢谢你 晚安 苏珊 -晚安 克林格先生 -Thank you. Good night, Susan. -Good night, Mr. Kringle.
你家真的很不错 Nice place you've got here.
我很幸运能住在这里 Was I lucky to get it!
你喜欢住在曼哈顿吗？ You like living in Manhattan?
这里还不错 It's all right.
我希望以后能搬到长岛去 Someday, I'd like to get a place on Long Island.
不必太大 曼赛特附近的小房子就行了 Not a big house. One of those junior partner deals around Manhassett.
我知道有个地方你会喜欢 I know just the kind of place you mean.
那是殖民式的小屋子 One of those little colonial houses.
不然就是鳕鱼角的屋子 Either that or a Cape Cod.
我觉得你对沃克太太的看法是对的 I think you're right about Mrs. Walker.
再努力一下她就会敞开心扉 A little more effort from you and she might crawl out of that shell.
带她去吃晚餐或看戏 Take her out to dinner or the theater.
我试过了 但她老忙着上班 I've tried, but she's always busy with her job.
再努力一点 Well, try a little harder.
她们两个失去了灵魂 现在得靠我们来帮助她们 Those two are lost souls, and it's up to us to help them.
我负责小苏珊 你负责她妈妈 I'll take care of Susie, and you, her mother.
-没问题 -准备好了吗？ -It's a deal. -Ready?
不 别关灯 我不喜欢被欺骗的感觉 No, you don't. I'm not gonna be cheated this way.
我一辈子都在想一件事 现在我要知道答案 All my life I've wondered something and now I'll find out.
我要知道答案 解开我的疑虑 I want the answer to a question that's puzzled the world.
圣诞老人睡觉时会将胡子 放在被子里面或外面？ Does Santa Claus sleep with his whiskers outside or in?
我会将它们放在外面 冷空气让它们长得更快 Always sleep with them out. Cold air makes them grow.
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-没书了 -我去拿一些 -We're running out of books. -I'll get some right away.
我需要更多沃纳梅克的目录 And I need some more Wanamakers.
（布鲁明戴尔百货）
（赫恩斯百货）
（金伯百货）
（斯特恩百货）
（麦克瑞利百货）
（梅西百货）
（为了客人方便 提供购物指南）
对 我知道你要什么 我们没有卖那个牌子 Yes, I know just what you want. We don't carry that brand
但我想金伯百货有 让我看看 but I think Gimbels does. Let me see.
对 找到了 我就知道我看过 Yes, here it is. I thought I noticed it before.
2块98分 看起来很划算 $2.98. Looks like an exceptional bargain.
-没错 谢谢你 -别客气 -Yes, it does. Thank you. -Not at all. Not at all.
（梅西百货）
（金伯百货）
你们为什么没想到这个点子？ Why didn't one of you think of this idea?
这是我听过最好心的策略 It's the greatest goodwill policy I ever heard of.
纽约市的客人开始认为 梅西百货是家好心的商店 Every shopper in New York City thinks of Macy as a benevolent soul.
他们只在乎民众的福利 Thinking only of the welfare of the public.
那让金伯百货变成什么了？ 只想赚钱的贪心鬼 And what does that make Gimbel? A profiteering money-grubber.
一个巴掌拍不响 Two can play this game.
如果客人在这里买不到他们要的 请他们回梅西百货 If we haven't got what the customer wants, send him back to Macy's.
费城 密尔瓦基跟匹兹堡的分店 也都得这么做 And do the same in our stores in Philadelphia, Milwaukee and Pittsburgh.
马上去办 Get to work on it right away.
金伯百货的费城 匹兹堡及密尔瓦基分店都这么做？ So Gimbel's doing it in Philadelphia, Pittsburgh and Milwaukee, eh?
对 而且非常成功 Yes, and very successfully.
我们也能将服务扩及全国 通知各分店 Well, we can cover the country too. Notify our stores
包括旧金山 亚特兰大 托利多 纽瓦克分店马上行动 in San Francisco, Atlanta, Toledo and Newark to get going right away.
好的 梅西先生 All right, Mr. Macy.
-看这边 金伯先生 -别动 金伯先生 -Look this way, Mr. Gimbel. -Hold it, Mr. Gimbel.
我们店里也要这么做 Now we'll take some at my store.
等一下 我要送我们的朋友一样东西 Just a minute. I have something I'd like to give our friend here.
这是我给你的谢礼 谢谢你所做的一切 This is a little something to show my appreciation for all you've done.
谢谢你 梅西先生 Thank you, Mr. Macy.
你真的太好心了 That's very kind of you.
我没想到你那么慷慨 I didn't think you were that generous.
那是一大笔钱 你要拿它做什么？ That's a bit of money. What are you gonna do with it?
我有个朋友 I have a friend.
他是个医生 他一直对我很好 他需要一部X光机 A doctor. He's been very kind to me. He needs an x-ray machine.
我想那应该不够 我最好给你一些… I don't think that's going to be enough. I better give you some...
我会补足差额 I'll make up the difference.
到这里购物可以打九折 Buy it here and get 10 percent discount.
我可以用成本价卖出 I can get it for cost.
-晚安 苏珊 -晚安 克丽欧 -Good night, Susan. -Good night, Cleo.
要我唱晚安曲给你听吗？ Like me to sing you a little good-night song?
如果你要的话 If you want to.
你妈妈不会唱晚安曲给你听吗？ Doesn't your mother ever sing to you at night?
她为什么要那么做？ Why should she?
不为什么 No reason.
我只是觉得那么做很棒 I just think it's kind of nice that...
-你喜欢《市场》吗？ -好吧 -Do you like Market? -All right.
To market, to market to buy a fat pig
Home again, home again, jiggety-jig
To market, to market, to buy a fat hog
Home again, home again, jiggety...
太棒了 Amazing!
你还有口香糖吗？ Do you happen to have a spare piece?
吹泡泡啦 Well, here goes.
-你好 阿尔弗雷德 -你好 克里斯 -Hello, Alfred. -Hello, Kris.
吃完午餐后要不要下盘棋？ How about a game of checkers after lunch?
今天不行 克里斯 我不想下棋 Not today, Kris. I don't feel like it.
怎么了？ What's the matter?
没事 Nothing. Nothing.
一定有事 怎么了？ Something is wrong. What is it?
还记得我告诉过你 我喜欢扮演圣诞老人 Remember I told you how I like to play Santa Claus at the Y
发礼物给小孩子吗？ and give out packages to the young kids?
我告诉索耶先生 他说那非常地糟糕 I was telling that to Mr. Sawyer, see? And he says that's very bad.
索耶？你是说… Sawyer? You mean...
就是他 他是心理医生 对吧？ That's the one. He's a psychologist, you know?
那真的很具争议性 他有说为什么那很糟糕吗？ Well, that's a debatable point. Why is it bad? Does he say?
当然有 他说打扮成圣诞老人 送礼物给别人的人 Sure. He says that guys who dress up like Santa Claus and give presents
会那么做是因为 他们年轻时做了错事 do it because when they was young they must have did something bad
他们有罪恶感 and they feel guilty.
所以他们想做好事弥补 So now they do something good to make up for it, see?
他说那是罪恶感情结 It's what he calls a "guilt complex."
你几岁了？阿尔弗雷德 How old are you, Alfred?
17岁 Seventeen.
17岁
除了吃太多 你没什么好罪恶的 You haven't had time to be guilty of anything but overeating.
那没什么好笑的 克里斯 他说情况非常严重 It's nothing to laugh about, Kris. It's pretty serious, he says.
那是胡说八道 别听他的 It's rubbish. Don't listen.
他知道自己在说什么 他念了很多书 He knows what he's talking about. He's been studying for a long time.
他有说你的罪恶感情结 成因是什么吗？ What's the basis of this guilt complex you're supposed to have? Does he say?
他还没有发现 Well, he ain't found out yet.
或许是我心理有问题 It's probably way down inside of me someplace, see?
他说我小时候曾发生过意外 Something that happened to me when I was a baby, he says.
这得花些时间 但他会找出答案的 It takes time, but he'll do it.
你是说你还会去见他？ You mean you're going to him again?
当然 每天吃完午餐 我都会去找他聊一聊 Sure. I go every day for a little while after lunch.
他没有跟我要钱 He don't soak me nothing.
他免费帮我看诊 因为我是个有趣的病例 He's doing it for free because I'm an interesting case.
对 他还觉得你哪里不对劲？ 阿尔弗雷德 Yes. What else has he found wrong with you, Alfred?
还有什么问题？ Anything else?
没有 除了我恨我爸爸 No. Oh, just that I hate my father.
我不知道 但他说我恨我爸 I didn't know it, but he says I do.
他每天都会见你 And he sees you every day?
对 我只需要坐在椅子上 说出我想到的事 Yeah, I just sit in a chair and say anything that comes into my head.
我想到一些事 我得告诉他才行 A few things have just come into my head, and I'm going to say them.
你像这样冲进我的办公室 是什么意思？ What do you mean, bursting into my office like this?
-你有心理医生的执照吗？ -那不关你的事 -Are you a licensed psychiatrist? -None of your business.
我非常尊重心理学 I have respect for psychiatry
我不喜欢利用它的业余玩家 and great contempt for meddling amateurs who practice it.
你没有权利分析阿尔弗雷德 You have no more right to analyze Alfred
就像牙医没资格开刀拿掉病人胆囊 than a dentist has to remove a gallbladder.
-你说什么？ -你的工作需要深思熟虑 -I beg your pardon! -Your job is to give intelligence tests.
你自以为是心理医生 你该受到惩罚的 Passing yourself off as a psychologist. You ought to be horsewhipped.
你对阿尔弗雷德那样的正常男孩 灌输他错误的观念 Taking a normal boy like Alfred, and filling him with complexes...
我比你有资格分析别人 I'm better equipped to judge that than you are.
就因为他对孩子好 他就是有罪恶感情结 Just because he's kind to children, he has a guilt complex?
你们有相同的幻觉 那是你无法了解的 Having the same delusion, you can't understand.
那孩子无法适应环境 我在帮他 The boy is maladjusted, and I help him.
无法适应环境？ 你竟敢那么说 Maladjusted! You talk about maladjusted!
这家诊所的负责人自己有病 The patient is running the clinic.
我无法忍受…请你离开 I won't stand... Leave immediately.
别再分析阿尔弗雷德 否则我会直接去找梅西先生 Either you stop analyzing Alfred, or I go straight to Mr. Macy
告诉他你是个冒牌货 and tell him what a fraud you are.
快滚出去 否则我要轰你出去 Get out before I have you thrown out.
要对付你这种人只有一个办法 There's only one way to handle a man like you.
你不肯听道理 你没有心 You won't listen to reason. You're heartless.
-你没有人性 -你到底要不要走？ -You have no humanity. -Are you going to leave?
是的 Yes.
-克里斯 -索耶先生 -Kris? -Mr. Sawyer!
索耶先生 你还好吧？ Mr. Sawyer, are you all right?
他额头肿了一个包 索耶先生 Look at that bump! Mr. Sawyer!
他昏过去了 快去拿湿毛巾 He's unconscious. Get a wet towel.
-不 最好请医生来 -索耶先生 -No, better get a doctor. -Mr. Sawyer?
你一定是对他做了什么 You must've done something to him.
我说过我们只是在说话 I tell you, we were merely talking.
当我提到圣诞老人只是他的幻觉 他变得很暴力 But when I mentioned Santa Claus, his delusion, he became violent.
我说过他有暴力倾向 这证明了一切 I told you he had latent maniacal tendencies. I think this proves it.
让皮尔斯医生再帮他做一次评估 Let Dr. Pierce examine him again.
皮尔斯医生？他什么都不懂？ 他只是内科医生 Dr. Pierce? He doesn't know. He's a general practitioner.
情况很严重 你们最好请个一流的心理医生 This is rather serious. You better get a good psychiatrist.
但他做过很多次评估 每次都能够通过 But he's taken dozens of those examinations and passed them all.
看来他的状况很可能改变了 Well, in view of this, it's possible his condition has changed.
我想我们不该冒险 I don't think we can take any chances.
我不觉得那有什么不对的 他通过评估就能继续工作 I can't see the harm. If he passes, he can return to work.
如果他没能通过 能知道真相是件好事 And if he doesn't, it's better we find out.
-我想是的 -马上帮他做评估 -I suppose. -Examine him right away.
在他告诉…在梅西先生发现前 Before he tells Mr. M... Before Mr. Macy finds out.
天啊 对 你去跟克林格先生解释 你是他的朋友 Oh, my, yes. You explain to Mr. Kringle. You're his friend.
我不能那么说 我非常喜欢他 I can't do it! I'm very fond of him
这像是在说他发疯了 and this is like saying he's insane.
这不算正常吧？ You don't call this normal, do you?
对 但很多老头也都不正常 No, but there are other old people who aren't normal either.
这会让克里斯很伤心 我不想当坏人 This is going to hurt Kris deeply, and I don't want to be the one to do it!
我觉得那么做对他不公平 I don't think that would be fair to him.
我会告诉他实话 我相信诚实是上策 I'll tell him the truth. I believe in being truthful.
如果你提到心理医生 那会是在攻击他的幻觉 If you mention a psychiatrist, it's attacking his delusion.
他会变得很暴力 He's apt to become violent.
在孩子们面前？那太可怕了 In front of the children? That would be terrible.
找借口带他离开店里 Get him out of the store on some pretext.
出去后我会跟他解释 Once outside, I'll explain it to him.
好吧 如果你觉得那么做比较好 All right. If you think it's better that way.
请排成一直线 圣诞老人会在这里待一整天 Please keep a straight line. All day to see Santa Claus.
-克林格先生 -什么事？ -Mr. Kringle. -Yeah?
沃克太太说今天下午 我们要到市政府 Mrs. Walker says we're taking publicity pictures this afternoon
拍宣传照 你跟市长的合照 down at the city hall. You and the mayor.
太好了 我想见见他 我有几件事要跟他谈 Good! Like to meet him. Few things I'd like to talk over with him.
但我跟梅西先生约好四点见 But I've made an appointment with Mr. Macy at 4:00.
-我有事要告诉他 -你会及时赶回来的 -I want to tell him something. -You'll be back in time.
楼下有辆车在等你 There's a car waiting for you downstairs
外面很冷 我去帮你拿外套 and it's drizzling. I'll get your coat.
谢谢 我跟你一起去 Thanks. I'll be right with you.
我想先跟孩子们说说话 Just want to take care of a few of these kiddies first.
（马上回来 我得去喂驯鹿）
（圣诞老人上）
-去哪里？ -贝尔维尤医院 -Where to? -Bellevue.
贝尔维尤医院？ Bellevue?
她知道吗？ Did she know about this?
对 我们讨论过了 Yes. We all discussed it.
（律师事务所）
（弗雷德里克·盖利）
“乙方同意转让给甲方…” "The second party shall hereby agree to be conveyed by the first party..."
对不起 格特鲁德 电话 Excuse me, Gertrude. Telephone.
喂 是的 Hello? Yes. Yes.
对 我们同住一间公寓 Why, yes, we share an apartment together.
贝尔维尤医院？为什么？医生 他做什么… Bellevue? But why, doctor? What did he...?
他非常舒服 Oh, he's quite comfortable.
他会在这里待几天 He'll be with us for a few days
他想请你把他的东西送过来 and he was wondering if you could bring over his things.
好的 Yes.
对了 看到他的评估报告 Yes, in view of his examination
恐怕我得建议他留院观察 I'm afraid I shall have to recommend commitment.
我知道 盖利先生 但我得亲自跟你谈一谈 I know, Mr. Gailey, but I'd rather speak to you in person.
我马上过去 医生 I'll be right over, doctor.
看新病人 See the new patient.
-谢谢 -别客气 -Thanks. -Not at all.
-你好 克里斯 -佛莱德 -Hello, Kris. -Fred.
你为什么要那么做？克里斯 Why'd you do it, Kris?
你故意不想通过评估 对吧？ You deliberately failed that examination, didn't you?
为什么？ Why?
为什么？ 因为过去几天我抱着很大的希望 Why? Because the last few days, I've had great hope.
我觉得桃乐丝开始相信我了 I had a feeling Doris was beginning to believe in me.
但我发现她只是在安慰我 Now I find out she was only humoring me all the time.
我刚刚跟她通过电话 I just talked to her on the phone.
她不知道你要跟市长拍照的事 那是索耶的点子 She didn't know about pictures with the mayor. That was Sawyer's idea.
我真的很高兴 Well, I'm glad of that.
-但她为什么不解释？ -她不想伤你的心 -But why didn't she explain? -She didn't want to hurt you.
因为我是个好心的老头 她是在可怜我 But only because I was a nice, kind, old man, and she was sorry for me.
-那不是真的 -不 她有疑虑 -That's not true. -Yes, it is. She had doubts.
所以她可怜我 That's why she was just sorry.
如果换作你是我 她会非常生气 If you were here instead of me, she'd have been furious.
好吧 她有疑虑 有何不可呢？ All right. She had doubts. Why not?
多年来她什么都不相信 She hasn't really believed in anything for years.
-你不能期待她… -不是桃乐丝 是索耶 -You can't expect her... -It's not just Doris. It's Sawyer.
他讨人厌 不诚实 自私 爱说谎 恶毒 He's contemptible, dishonest, selfish, deceitful, vicious.
对 他在外面 我在这里 他是正常人 我不是 Yet he's out there, and I'm in here. He's called normal, and I'm not.
如果那是正常 我不要 所以我故意答错问题 If that's normal, I don't want it. That's why I answered the questions wrong.
但克里斯 你不能光想到自己 But, Kris, you can't just think of yourself.
你做的事会影响很多人 What happens to you matters to a lot of other people.
像我这样相信你的人 People like me, who believe in what you stand for.
像苏珊那样开始相信你的人 And people like Susie, who are just beginning to.
你不能放弃 你不能让他们失望 You can't quit. You can't let them down.
对 我想我不该那么做 No. I suppose I shouldn't.
或许有一天索耶会待在这里 无法再在外面耀武扬威 Maybe someday the Sawyers will be in here instead of out there.
你说的对 我该以自己为耻 You're right. I ought to be ashamed of myself.
就算我赢不了 我们也得奋斗 我们得离开这里 Even if we can't win, we can go down swinging. Let's get out of here.
等一下 你忘了你没有通过评估 Wait a minute. You forget you flunked your examination but good.
没错 我忘了 Oh, yes. I forgot.
我说卡尔文·柯立芝是第一任总统 I said Calvin Coolidge was the first president.
我能想象他们是怎么想我的 I can imagine what they're thinking of me.
但你会把我弄出这里 But you'll get me out of this.
那并不容易 It's not gonna be easy.
对你来说那真的很容易 你是达罗之后最伟大的律师 It will be for you. You're the greatest lawyer since Darrow.
你这是在为难我 You're putting me in an awful spot.
我相信你 你不会让我失望 I believe in you. You can't let me down.
但你不了解 那… But you don't understand, it...
我会尽力的 克里斯 I'll do everything I can, Kris.
-谢谢你 -再见 -Thank you. -Goodbye.
再见 Bye.
那是胡说八道！危险？狗屁！ That's a lot of nonsense! Dangerous, my foot!
就算他没通过十次评估 你没有权利那么做 If he failed 10 examinations, you had no right to do it.
撤销这个案子 不然你的头上会再肿上一包 Get the case dropped, or you'll have another lump
搭配克里斯敲你的那一下 to match the one that Kris gave you.
是的 梅西先生 Yes, Mr. Macy.
（法官先生 亨利·哈珀）
（克里斯·克林格 精神状况判定申请书）
（精神不正常）
“年龄不详” 他是老头吧？ "Age: Unknown." Old man, huh?
非常老了 法官大人 Very old, Your Honor.
我想我得看一下 I suppose I'll have to read all this.
相信我 这只是例行公事 签个字就行了 Take my word for it. Routine commitment papers, cut and dried.
他自称是克里斯·克林格 以为他是圣诞老人 The man calls himself Kris Kringle. Thinks he's Santa Claus.
请进 Come in.
盖利先生要见你 他是克林格先生的律师 Mr. Gailey to see you. He represents Mr. Kringle.
快请他进来 Better show him in.
早安 这个案子似乎很急 Good morning. There seems to be undue haste in this case.
-我想保护我客户的权利 -当然 -I wish to protect my client's rights. -Of course.
我要求召开听证会 我会请证人出席 I request a formal hearing to which I may bring witnesses.
-你说签了字就行了 -我不知道有人会抗议 -You said this was cut and dried. -I didn't know about a protest.
你可以签下判定书 但我会申请人身保护令 You may sign the commitment papers, but I shall bring in a habeas corpus.
签字是在浪费时间 There's no point in signing.
我们就召开听证会吧 We'll have a hearing on
星期一早上十点 Monday morning at 10:00.
谢谢你 法官大人 祝你有愉快的一天 Thank you, Your Honor. Good day.
谢谢 Thank you.
我听到他提起克林格先生 他是谁？ That man, I heard him say something about Mr. Kringle. Who is he?
他是克林格的律师盖利 或许他想把这件事扯大 His name is Gailey, Kringle's lawyer. Probably trying to get publicity.
我们不能那么做 梅西先生想撤销整件事 We can't have that. Mr. Macy wants to drop the whole thing.
太迟了 克林格接受了心理医生的评估 It's too late. Kringle was examined by psychiatrists.
-现在得照程序走 -消息绝不能曝光 -It has to go through the routine. -We must avoid publicity.
盖利先生 我代表梅西先生 我是索耶 Mr. Gailey? I represent Mr. Macy. My name's Sawyer.
-你就是索耶？ -对 -Oh, so you're Sawyer? -Yes.
关于克林格这件事 我们不希望消息曝光 Regarding this Kringle matter, we're anxious to avoid publicity.
那当然 Naturally.
如果你愿意不张扬这件事 So if you'll put this matter through quietly
我们会很大方地感激你 we'll find a generous way to express our appreciation.
-真有趣 -你愿意合作？ -Very interesting. -Then you'll cooperate?
非常有趣 让消息曝光？ Very interesting. Publicity?
那个主意不错 You know, that's not a bad idea.
如果我要打赢这个官司 我需要非常多的公众意见 If I'm to win this case, I'll need public opinion, and plenty of it.
让消息曝光是个好方法 And publicity's just the way to do it.
谢谢你 索耶先生 Thanks, Mr. Sawyer.
盖利先生 Oh, Mr. Gailey!
盖利先生 等一下 Mr. Gailey, wait a minute.
盖利先生 请等一下 Mr. Gailey, one moment, please.
（媒体室）
（医生怀疑发起慈善活动的 圣诞老人疯了）
（梅西百货的圣诞老人 要召开听证会判定精神状况）
（克里斯·克林格疯了？）
（法庭召开听证会 孩子们哭了）
我不知道 他们为什么要这么大惊小怪 I don't see what they're making such a fuss about.
毕竟他只是个老头 After all, he's an old man...
你最近还好吧？你似乎很累 How've you been feeling lately? You look rundown.
我吗？我很好 好到不行 Me? Why, I feel fine. Never better.
你何不去看看医生？ 休几星期的假去钓鱼打猎 Why don't you see the doc? Take a few weeks off. Go fishing. Go hunting.
-我为什么要那么做？ -因为克林格案压力很大 -Why should I? -Because this Kringle case is dynamite.
让不想竞选连任的法官去处理 Let a judge handle it that isn't up for reelection.
-我不能那么做 -听着 我不是学法律的 -I can't do that. -Listen, I'm no legal brain trust.
我不知道什么是人身保护令 但我懂得政治 那是我的专长 I don't know a habeas from a corpus, but I know politics. That's my racket.
我帮助你当选 对吧？ 我会想办法让你连任 I got you elected, didn't I? And I'll try to get you reelected.
我知道 查理 别误解我的意思 谢谢你帮我那么多忙 I know, Charlie. Don't misunderstand me, I appreciate all you've done.
-那就别接手这个案子 -为什么？ -Then get off this case. -But why?
因为你一开始 就会变成钉死耶稣的庞帝彼拉多法官 Because you're Pontius Pilate the minute you start.
我不相信 我是个诚实的人 I don't believe it. I'm an honest man.
没有人会不认同我的尽忠职守 Nobody will hold it against me for doing my duty as I see it.
奶奶 Grandma! Grandma!
晚安 泰瑞 Good night, Terry.
晚安 爱丽丝 快去睡吧 Good night, Alice. Now, straight to bed.
我答应妈妈你们八点就会上床睡觉 I promised your mother you'd be in bed by 8:00.
-你要一起来吗？ -我马上上楼陪你们 快去吧？ -Aren't you coming too? -I'll be up to tuck you in. Scoot!
快亲亲爷爷 Now, how about a great big kiss for Grandpa?
他们对爷爷真好 不亲也不抱 Fine way to treat their grandfather. No hug, no kiss, no anything.
我不怪他们 因为你要圣诞老人 上法庭鉴定他的精神状况 I don't blame them, any man who puts Santa Claus on trial for lunacy.
了解我的意思了吧？ See what I mean?
嘿 Hey!
别担心 我请到了全世界最棒的律师 Don't worry, I've got the best lawyer in the world.
-这得花多少时间？ -或许一星期 -How long will this take? -Maybe a week.
一星期？那是不可能的 这得在… A week! That's impossible. All that has to be done...
那个律师不让他承认任何事 That lawyer won't let him admit anything.
他会全盘否认 我跟他都会传唤证人 He'll deny it all. I'll bring witnesses and he'll bring witnesses.
肃静… Hear ye, hear ye.
所有出席纽约郡 最高法院聆讯的人 All persons having business with the Supreme Court for New York County
请上前陈明己见 draw near and give your attendance, and ye shall be heard.
克里斯·克林格案的鉴定报告 就在你面前 In the matter of Kris Kringle, the commitment papers are before you.
法官大人 我要传唤第一位证人 Your Honor, I'd like to call the first witness.
克林格先生 请出列 Mr. Kringle, will you take the stand?
早安 法官大人 Good morning, Your Honor.
你发誓你所说的证词 You do solemnly swear that the testimony you're about to give
句句属实 以上帝为证 shall be the whole truth, so help you God?
我发誓 I do.
我要跟证人解释这是听证会 不是审判 I want to explain to the witness that this is a hearing, not a trial.
克林格先生 你不必回答你不想回答的问题 Mr. Kringle, you don't have to answer any questions against your wishes
或说出你不想说的证词 or even testify at all.
没问题 法官大人 We have no objection, Your Honor.
我很乐意回答所有问题 I'll be glad to answer any questions that I can.
-你叫什么名字？ -克里斯·克林格 -What is your name? -Kris Kringle.
-你住哪里？ -那得看本听证会如何决定 -Where do you live? -That's what this hearing will decide.
非常好的答案 克林格先生 A very sound answer, Mr. Kringle.
-你相信你是圣诞老人？ -当然 -Do you believe you're Santa Claus? -Of course.
检方没有问题了 法官大人 State rests, Your Honor.
盖利先生 你要交叉质问证人吗？ Mr. Gailey, do you wish to cross-examine the witness?
我相信他受雇扮演圣诞老人 I believe he was employed to play Santa Claus.
或许他不了解问题 Perhaps he didn't understand the question.
我非常了解问题 I understood the question perfectly.
暂时没有问题 No further questions at this time.
谢谢 Thank you.
看过这份声明后 你还是想当他的辩护律师？ In view of this statement, do you still wish to put in a defense?
是的 法官大人 I do, Your Honor.
我非常了解我客户的想法 I'm fully aware of my client's opinions.
本案对他不利 That's the entire case against him.
那些测验跟报告都指出一点 All these tests and reports boil down to this:
克林格先生相信他是圣诞老人 就代表他疯了吗？ Mr. Kringle is not sane because he believes he is Santa Claus.
恐怕那是符合逻辑的合理推论 An entirely logical and reasonable assumption, I'm afraid.
没错 如果书记官 马拉先生 或我相信我们是圣诞老人 It would be, if the clerk or Mr. Mara or I believed that we were Santa Claus.
觉得自己是圣诞老人的人 就是疯了 Anyone who thinks he's Santa Claus is not sane.
不一定 Not necessarily.
你相信自己是哈珀法官 You believe yourself to be Judge Harper.
那不表示你疯了 因为你是哈珀法官 Yet no one questions your sanity because you are Judge Harper.
我很清楚我是谁 克林格先生才是本听证会的主角 I know all about myself. Mr. Kringle is the subject of this hearing.
是的 法官大人 如果他跟你一样 Yes, Your Honor. If he's the person he believes himself to be
知道自己是谁 他的神智非常清楚 just as you are, then he's just as sane.
没错 但他不是 Granted. But he isn't.
-他是的 法官大人 -是什么？ -But he is, Your Honor. -Is what?
我要证明克林格先生是圣诞老人 I intend to prove that Mr. Kringle is Santa Claus.
他也疯了 He's crazy too.
-你好 -你好 亲爱的 -Hello! -Hello, darling.
抱歉我迟到了 我在路吉餐厅订了位置 Sorry I'm late. I reserved our table at Luigi's.
-我们得庆祝一下 -庆祝什么？ -We're gonna celebrate. -Celebrate?
“盖利在纽约最高法院 丢下一颗震撼弹” "Gailey Throws Bombshell on New York Supreme Court."
-我看到了 -我不想看 -I read that. -I didn't see this.
头版 非常好 Front page. Good, good.
-你该不会是认真的吧？ -我当然是认真的 -You're not serious about this? -Of course I am.
但你不能证明他是圣诞老人 But you can't prove he's Santa Claus.
有何不可？梅西跟金伯握手言欢 那是不可能的 但它真的发生了 Why not? Macy and Gimbel shook hands. That wasn't possible, but it happened.
-说真的 -那是最棒的答辩 -Honestly! -It's the best defense.
-完全不合逻辑跟出奇不意 -也很白痴 -Completely illogical and unexpected. -And completely idiotic.
你老板海斯利普跟麦肯锡呢？ 他们怎么说？ What about your bosses, Haislip and Mackenzie? What do they say?
我危害知名事务所的名声 That I'm jeopardizing the prestige of an established law firm
我不退出这个案子的话 他们要开除我 and either I drop this case or they'll drop me.
-看吧 -我先发制人辞职了 -See? -I beat them to it. I quit.
-你没有那么做 -我当然那么做了 -You didn't! -Of course I did.
我不能让克里斯失望 他需要我 我们都需要他 I can't let Kris down. He needs me, and all the rest of us need him.
听着 亲爱的 Look, darling.
他是个好人 我很高兴你想帮他 He's a nice old man, and I admire your wanting to help him.
但你得现实一点面对事实 But you've got to be realistic and face facts.
你不能因为同情心 毁了自己的事业 You can't throw your career away because of a sentimental whim.
但我没有毁了我的事业 But I'm not throwing my career away.
如果海斯利普是那么想的 其他律师事务所都会那么想 But if Haislip feels that way, so will every other law firm.
我相信 我会自己开业 I'm sure they will. I'll open my own office.
你会接到什么样的案子？ And what kind of cases will you get?
或许很多人都跟克里斯一样 那是当律师的唯一乐趣 Probably a lot of people like Kris. That's the only fun in law anyway.
我发誓如果你相信我 一切都会… I promise, if you believe in me and have faith in me, everything will...
你不相信我 对吧？ You don't have any faith in me, do you?
这不是相不相信的问题 这是常识 It's not a question of faith. It's just common sense.
信念是指你得相信 常识要你别去相信的事 Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
受审判的不只是克里斯 还有他代表的所有意义 It's not just Kris on trial, it's everything he stands for.
仁慈 爱跟其他无形的美德 Kindness, love and the other intangibles.
你说起话来跟小孩子一样 这是个现实的世界 You talk like a child! It's a realistic world.
那些无形的美德毫无价值 那样子你无法出人头地 Those lovely intangibles aren't worth much. You don't get ahead that way.
什么叫做出人头地？ 很明显地你跟我的定义不同 What's getting ahead? Evidently you and I have different definitions.
我们做了一些很棒的计划 结果你变得太过理想化 We've made some wonderful plans. Then you go on an idealistic binge.
你放弃了工作跟安定的生活 还希望我觉得高兴 You give up your job and security, then expect me to be happy about it!
对 我想我期待太高了 Yes, I guess I expected too much.
有一天你会发现 你面对现实生活的方式不管用 Someday you'll find your way of facing this realistic world doesn't work.
当你那么做时 别忘了那些无形的美德 And when you do, don't overlook those lovely intangibles.
你会发现它们是唯一有价值的事 You'll discover they're the only things that are worthwhile.
这些报告让我觉得 自己像是淹死猫的恶魔 These reporters make me look like a monster who drowns cats
我折断了蝴蝶的翅膀 而这个人… and tears wings off butterflies. This man...
汤米 去帮妈妈拿剪刀来 好吗？ Tommy, go in and get Mother's scissors, will you?
剪刀在卧室里 乖孩子 They're in the bedroom. That's a good boy.
别在他面前谈这个案子 这会让他很伤心 Don't discuss this case in front of him. It would break his heart.
我同意记者的说法 And I agree with the reporters.
克林格先生是个好人 我不明白你为什么要迫害他 Mr. Kringle's a nice old man. I don't see why you're persecuting him.
我没有迫害他 我是在起诉他 Firstly, I'm not persecuting him. I am prosecuting him.
其次我也喜欢那个老人 And secondly, I like the old man too.
真希望我没被捲进这件事 Wish I'd never gotten into this.
太迟了 我是爱莫能助 But it's too late. There's nothing I can do.
这得看纽约检方怎么做 我只是他们的代表 It's up to the state of New York. I'm just their representative.
很多名医都说克林格疯了 Kringle's been declared a menace by competent doctors.
我的责任是保护纽约 看到他被关起来 It's my duty to protect New York and see that he's put away.
不论大家是怎么说我的 我都得那么做 No matter what they may say about me, I must do it.
有时我希望我嫁给屠夫或是水电工 Sometimes I wish I'd married a butcher or a plumber.
亲爱的 如果我打输官司 你的梦想可能会成真 My dear, if I lose this case, it's possible that you'll get your wish.
你好 克里斯 Hello, Kris.
-你叫什么名字？ -RH梅西 -Your name? -R. H. Macy.
你是纽约市最大百货公司的老板？ You own one of the biggest stores in New York City?
没错 The biggest.
如果你认得那个男人 请告诉我们他是谁 If you recognize the gentleman there, tell us who he is.
-克里斯·克林格 -他是你的员工吗？ -Kris Kringle. -Your employee?
-是的 -他很诚实吗？ -Yes. -Is he truthful?
是的 Yes.
-你相信他的神智清楚？ -是的 -Do you believe he's of sound mind? -I do.
梅西先生 你发过誓 你真的相信他是圣诞老人？ Mr. Macy, you're under oath. Do you really believe he's Santa Claus?
我… Well, I...
（梅西承认 他的圣诞老人是冒牌货）
他表现得… He gives every indica...
我问你是不是真的相信 这个人是圣诞老人？ I asked you, do you really believe that this man is Santa Claus?
是的 I do.
我没有问题了 That's all.
心理医生 Psychologist!
你是从函授学校毕业的吗 Where'd you graduate from, a correspondence school?
你被开除了 You're fired.
我反对这段证词 它太可笑了 也无关案情 I object to this testimony. It's ridiculous and irrelevant.
盖利把法庭变成了马戏团 圣诞老人根本就不存在 Gailey's made a circus of this court. There's no such person as Santa Claus.
我认为那是个人的看法不同 I submit it's purely a matter of opinion.
马拉先生能证明 圣诞老人不存在吗？ Can Mr. Mara offer proof that there's no Santa Claus?
不 我不想证明 这里不是幼稚园 No. I don't intend to. This isn't a nursery
这里是纽约州最高法院 我不想浪费时间 it's the state supreme court, and I won't waste its time.
马拉先生似乎觉得自己是法官 Mr. Mara seems to have appointed himself judge.
他驳回我的证词 He's ruling on what testimony I may introduce.
我们要求马上做裁定 We request an immediate ruling,
圣诞老人到底存不存在？ Is there or is there not a Santa Claus?
嗯… Well...
本庭将暂时休庭 我要好好想一下 The court will take a short recess to consider the matter.
我不在乎你要怎么做 I don't care what you do with whisker-puss
如果你裁定没有圣诞老人 你得开始去找养鸡场了 but if you rule there's no Santa, start looking for the chicken farm now.
我们无法让你进入初选 We won't be able to put you in the primaries.
查理 你得讲讲道理 But, Charlie, listen to reason.
我是个负责任的法官 我发过誓的 I'm a responsible judge. I've taken an oath.
我怎么能裁定 真的有圣诞老人？ How can I seriously rule that there is a Santa Claus?
你何不听… Why don't you lis...?
好吧 All right.
告诉他们纽约最高法院 裁定圣诞老人并不存在 Tell them the New York State Supreme Court rules there's no Santa Claus.
报纸会登出消息 孩子们看到后 他们会不想挂袜子 It's all over the papers. Kids read it and don't hang up their stockings.
那些该放在袜子里的玩具 怎么办呢？ What happens to the toys that are supposed to be in those stockings?
没有人会买它们 Nobody buys them.
玩具制造商会觉得很高兴 The toy manufacturers will like that.
他们得遣散很多员工 工会的员工 They'll have to lay off a lot of their employees. Union employees.
所有的工会都会反对你 Now you got the CIO and the AF of L against you.
他们会很高兴你那么做 他们会用选票说出自己的心声 They're gonna adore you for it, and they're gonna say it with votes.
百货公司也会爱你 And the department stores are gonna love you too.
还有圣诞贺卡制造商跟糖果公司 And the Christmas card makers and the candy companies.
亨利 你会是个非常受欢迎的人 Henry, you're gonna be an awful popular fella.
还有救世军呢？ What about the Salvation Army?
他们会派圣诞老人站在街角 他们可以募到一大笔钱 They got a Santa Claus on every corner, and they take in a fortune.
去吧 亨利 用你的方式去做 But you go ahead, Henry. You do it your way.
回到那里告诉他们 You go on back in there and tell them
你裁定圣诞老人不存在 去吧 that you rule there's no Santa Claus. Go on!
但如果你那么做 记住 你只能拿到两票 But if you do, remember this: You can count on getting two votes.
你跟检察官的两票 Your own and that district attorney's out there.
那个检察官是共和党的 The district attorney's a Republican.
全体起立 All rise!
在做出裁定前本庭询问过 Before making a ruling, this court has consulted
最高当权者 the highest authority available.
圣诞老人的问题 似乎是个人意见不同的问题 The question of Santa Claus seems to be a matter of opinion.
很多人坚信他的存在 Many people firmly believe in him.
其他人不相信 Others do not.
美国司法的传统 The tradition of American justice
要求用开阔跟不带偏见的角度 来看那样的事 demands a broad and unprejudiced view of such a matter.
因此本庭打算保持 This court therefore intends to keep
开阔的心胸 我们会倾听双方的证词 an open mind. She'll hear evidence on either side.
他也疯了 He's crazy too!
我的对手得为这个可笑的案子 提出答辩证据 The burden of proof of this ridiculous contention rests with my opponent.
他能提出证据吗？ Can he produce any evidence?
法官大人 我可以的 If Your Honor please, I can.
能请托马斯·马拉上证人席吗？ Will Thomas Mara take the stand?
-谁？我吗？ -托马斯·马拉二世 -Who, me? -Thomas Mara, Jr.
你好 爸爸 Hello, Daddy.
来吧 汤米 Here, Tommy.
汤米 Tommy,
你知道说实话跟说谎的差别吗？ you know the difference between telling the truth and lying?
天啊 大家都知道不能说谎 Gosh! Everybody knows you shouldn't tell a lie.
特别是在法庭上 Especially in court.
开始吧 盖利先生 Proceed, Mr. Gailey.
你相信圣诞老人吗？ Do you believe in Santa?
我当然相信 Sure I do.
去年他送我新的伸缩飞天雪车 He gave me a brand-new Flexible Flyer sled last year.
-今年… -他长什么样子？ -And this year... -And what does he look like?
他就坐在那里 There he is, sitting there.
法官大人 抗议 Your Honor, I protest.
抗议驳回 Overruled.
告诉我 汤米 Tell me, Tommy
你为什么那么相信 他就是圣诞老人？ why are you so sure this is Santa Claus?
是我爸爸告诉我的 对吧？爸爸 Because my daddy told me so. Didn't you, Daddy?
你相信你爸爸的话吧？ 他是个诚实的人 And you believe your daddy, don't you? He's an honest man.
当然 我爸爸不会跟我说谎 Of course he is. My daddy wouldn't tell me anything that wasn't so.
对吧？爸爸 Would you, Daddy?
谢谢你 汤米 Thank you, Tommy.
再见 爸爸 Goodbye, Daddy.
法官大人 Your Honor...
别忘了 真的正式橄榄球头盔 Don't forget, a real, official football helmet.
别担心 汤米 你会拿到的 Don't worry, Tommy. You'll get it.
纽约检方承认圣诞老人的存在 The state of New York concedes the existence of Santa Claus.
但我们要求盖利先生 别再提出个人意见 But in so doing, we ask that Mr. Gailey cease presenting personal opinion.
我们可以传唤 有着不同意见的证人 We could bring in witnesses with opposite opinions.
我们想缩短听证会进行时间 不是想延长它 But it's our desire to shorten this hearing, not prolong it.
因为我要求盖利先生 提出正式的证据 I therefore request that Mr. Gailey now submit authoritative proof
证明克林格先生是真实且唯一的圣诞老人 that Mr. Kringle is the one and only Santa Claus.
你说的非常好 Your point's well taken.
恐怕我们得同意这一点 I'm afraid we must agree.
你准备根据实质的证据 Are you prepared to show that Mr. Kringle is Santa Claus
证明克里斯·克林格是圣诞老人吗？ on the basis of competent authority?
现在不行 我要求休会到明天 Not at this time. I ask for an adjournment until tomorrow.
本庭暂时休会 明天三点再议 Court stands adjourned till tomorrow at 3:00.
我猜就这样了 Well, I... I guess that's that.
一定有办法的 阿尔弗雷德 There's a way, Alfred. There's got to be.
这真的很难解释 Well, it's hard to explain.
他们在审判他 They're having sort of a trial about him.
-你是说他杀了人吗？ -不 不是那种审判 -You mean like for a murder? -No, it isn't that kind of a trial.
那只是因为他说他是圣诞老人 It's just because he says he's Santa Claus.
但我觉得他是圣诞老人 But I've got a feeling he is Santa Claus.
有些人不相信 所以… Some people don't believe that. That's why...
但他既仁慈又和善 But he's so kind and nice and jolly.
他跟其他人不一样 他一定是圣诞老人 He's not like anyone else. He must be Santa.
我想或许你说得对 I think perhaps you're right.
克林格先生现在很难过吗？妈妈 Is Mr. Kringle sad now, Mother?
恐怕是的 I'm afraid he is.
我相信他很想念你 I'm sure he misses you...
那么我现在要写信帮他打气 Then I'm going to write him a letter right now and cheer him up.
（亲爱的克林格先生 妈妈说你很难过）
（我写信给你 因为我要你再度快乐起来）
（我要告诉你我相信你告诉我的话 一切一定会没事的）
（我甚至相信你会送我 我一直想要的礼物）
（希望你别再难过 爱你的苏珊上）
（我也相信你 桃乐丝上）
（克里斯·克林格 纽约郡法院）
（纽约市中央街及珍珠街）
路 Hey, Lou.
-过来 -什么事？ -Come here. -Yeah.
这是刚寄来的 Here's a new one.
我看过寄到南极跟北极 给圣诞老人的信 I seen them write to Santa, North Pole and South Pole.
这个孩子写着 “克里斯·克林格 纽约郡法院” Here's a kid writes, "Kris Kringle, New York Court House."
-你能相信吗？ -他说的对 -Can you beat that? -He's right.
他们在审判他 他自称是圣诞老人 检察官说他疯了 They got him on trial. He claims he's Santa, and the DA claims he's nuts.
来吧 你自己看 就在头版 Here, read it for yourself. Right on the front page.
我们有多少封写给圣诞老人 但无法寄送的信呢？ How many Santa letters we got at the dead-letter office?
我不知道 起码五万封 I don't know. There must be 50,000 of them.
仓库里堆了好几袋 每天还会有更多的信送来 Bags and bags all over the joint, and there's more coming in every day.
-路 -什么事？ -Hey, Lou. -Yeah?
能摆脱掉它们是件好事吧？ It'd be nice to get rid of them, huh?
对 但是… Yeah, but...
那是个好点子 Hey! That's a wonderful idea...
我们干嘛麻烦保管那些东西？ I mean, why should we be bothered with all that stuff?
你何不去调几辆大卡车过来？ Why don't you get a couple of big trucks.
把给圣诞老人的信装上车 送给在法院的克林格先生 Load them with Santa mail and deliver it to Mr. Kringle at the courthouse.
让其他人去担心这个问题 Let somebody else worry about it, huh?
Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way
-你好 克里斯 -佛莱德 -Hello, Kris. -Fred.
克里斯 恐怕我得告诉你一个坏消息 Kris, I'm afraid I've got bad news for you.
我想过所有方法取得实质证据 I've tried every way to get some competent authority.
我联络了政府 市长跟… I've wired the government, the mayor, even...
这比全世界的州长跟市长 加起来都有用 This is worth more than all the governors and mayors in the world.
一切都结束了 看看他 It's all over. Look at him.
他没有证据 He hasn't got a thing.
而且… And furthermore
被告律师无法提出实质证据 the defense has yet to offer one concrete piece of evidence
证明这样的说法 to substantiate this claim.
没有一个权威证据 证明这个人就是圣诞老人 Not one competent, authoritative proof that this man is Santa Claus.
考量到这一点 特别是今天是平安夜 In view of these facts, and especially since today is Christmas Eve
大家都急着要回家 we're all anxious to get home
我请您马上签署判决 I ask that you sign the commitment papers without delay.
盖利先生 你还有话要说吗？ Mr. Gailey, have you anything further to offer?
是的 法官大人 Yes, I have, Your Honor.
我要提出下列的证据 这是邮局提供的证据 I'd like to submit the following facts in evidence. It's the post office
它是美国政府的合法机关 an official agency of the United States government.
邮局是第二届国会 The post office was created by the 2nd Continental Congress
在1779年7月26日设立的 on July 26, 1776.
第一任邮政局长是本杰明·富兰克林 The first postmaster general was Benjamin Franklin.
邮局是全世界最大型的组织之一 The post office is one of the largest concerns in the world.
去年在罗伯特·汉尼根的领导下 它的纯利高达… Last year, under Robert Hannigan, it did a gross business
11亿1千2百87万7千1百74美元 of $1,112,877,174.
我相信我们都会很高兴 邮局有这么亮眼的成绩 I'm sure we're all gratified to know the post office is doing so nicely.
但它跟本案无关 But it has no bearing on this case.
这是有关系的 请听我继续说下去 It does, if I may be allowed to proceed.
说吧 盖利先生 By all means, Mr. Gailey.
我刚刚引用的数据 The figures I have just quoted
证明它是个非常优秀的组织 indicate an efficiently run organization.
而且美国邮政法 Furthermore, the United States postal laws
禁止误投邮件 make it a crime to willfully misdirect mail
或是故意将邮件寄错地方 or intentionally deliver to the wrong party.
因此邮局采用各种预防措施 Thus, the department uses every possible precaution.
纽约市民也非常感激 邮局员工的辛劳工作 New York is second to none in its admiration of the post office.
它非常有效率 也具有权威性 It is efficient and authoritative.
我们很乐意认可盖利先生的说法 We are very happy to concede Mr. Gailey's claims.
-真的吗？马拉先生 -只要它跟本案有关 -For the record, Mr. Mara? -Anything to get on with this case.
-我要拿出证据了 -我很乐意看一下 谢谢 -I want to introduce this evidence. -I'll take it, please.
我手上有三封信 它们只写着“给圣诞老人” I have three letters. They're addressed simply, "Santa Claus."
没有写住址 No other address whatsoever.
但它们被邮局的员工 Yet they've been delivered to Mr. Kringle
送来给克林格先生 by bona fide employees of the post office.
我认为它们是实质证据 I offer them as positive proof...
法官大人 三封信算不上是实质证据 Three letters, Your Honor, are hardly positive proof.
每年邮局收到数千封像这样的信 The post office receives thousands of these letters every year.
我想把它们拿出来 但我真的不想那么做 I have further exhibits, but I hesitate to produce them.
我相信我们很乐意看一下 I'm sure we'll be very happy to see them.
对 拿出来吧 盖利先生 将它们放在我的桌上 Yes, yes, produce them, Mr. Gailey. Put them here on my desk.
-但是法官大人… -将它们放在桌上 -But, Your Honor... -Put them here on the desk.
-拿出来吧 -是的 法官大人 -Put them here. -Yes, Your Honor.
法官大人 Your Honor!
法官大人 每封信的收件人都是圣诞老人 Your Honor, every one of these letters is addressed to Santa Claus.
它们都是邮局送来的 The post office has delivered them.
所以隶属于联邦机构的邮局 Therefore, the post office, a branch of the federal government
认为坐在这里的克里斯·克林格 是真的圣诞老人 recognizes this man, Kris Kringle, to be the one and only Santa Claus.
（圣诞老人）
因为美国政府宣布此人是圣诞老人 Since the United States government declares this man to be Santa Claus
本庭无权反驳 本案结束 this court will not dispute it. Case dismissed.
我得去买橄榄球头盔 I've gotta get that football helmet.
非常谢谢你 法官大人 祝你圣诞快乐 Thank you so much, Your Honor. And a very merry Christmas to you.
谢谢你 克林格先生 你也是 Thank you, Mr. Kringle. And the same to you.
谢谢 Thank you.
-克里斯 -我一直等着要告诉你 -Kris. -I had to wait to tell you.
-我收到你的信了 那让我很快乐 -我真的好高兴 -I got your note. It made me happy. -Oh, I'm so glad.
我们要在布鲁克斯老人之家 办盛大的圣诞派对 We're having a big Christmas party at the Brooks' Home.
有早餐跟漂亮的圣诞树 我要你带苏珊一起过来 Breakfast, a beautiful tree and. I'd like to have you and Susan.
谢谢 我想不出来 我还能跟谁一起共度圣诞节 Thank you. I can't think of anyone I'd rather spend Christmas with.
今晚你要过来吃晚餐吗？ Would you like to come to dinner tonight?
今晚吗？不行 今天是平安夜 Tonight? Oh, I can't. It's Christmas Eve.
我忘了 Oh, I forgot.
再见 Bye.
亲爱的 你认识 我的助手阿尔弗雷德吗？梅西先生 Oh, my dear sir. You know my assistant Alfred, Mr. Macy?
-圣诞快乐 -梅西先生 -Merry Christmas. -Mr. Macy.
我要你看看一样东西 There's something I'd like to show you.
梅西先生 Mr. Macy!
克里斯 纽约法院 宣布你是圣诞老人 Kris, the state Supreme Court declared you to be Santa Claus
我个人赞成他们的说法 and, personally and professionally, I agree with them.
但你收到很多礼物 But there's lots of presents for you.
那都不是我要的 不是克林格先生要送我的 Not the one I wanted. Not the one Mr. Kringle was going to get for me.
-你要什么礼物？ -没关系了 我不会收到它 -Well, what was that? -It doesn't matter. I didn't get it.
我知道 但我想应该有信之类的 告诉我吧 I knew, but I thought there'd be a letter or something, telling me.
-我以为你不想跟我说话 -关于礼物的事 -I don't suppose you want to talk to me. -Something about a present...
对 我知道 抱歉 苏珊 我尽力了 但是… Yes, I know. I'm sorry, Susie. I tried my best, but...
但是因为你不是圣诞老人 It's because you're not Santa Claus. That's why.
你就像我妈妈说的 只是个留了胡子的好人 You're just a nice old man with whiskers, like my mother said.
我不该相信你的 I shouldn't have believed you.
我那么跟你说是不对的 苏珊 I was wrong when I told you that, Susie.
你该继续相信克林格先生 你应该对他有信心 You must keep believing in Mr. Kringle. You must have faith in him.
但他没有送我… 那一点道理都没有 妈妈 But he didn't get me the... That doesn't make sense, Mommy.
信念是相信 常识要你别去相信的事 Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.
虽然第一次你无法达成愿望 Just because things don't turn out the way you want the first time
我发现你还是得相信人们 you've still got to believe in people. I found that out.
就像是“如果第一次失败了 你得再试一次” You mean it's like, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
-对 -我想是吧 -Yes. -I thought so.
-我能开车送你回家吗？ -谢谢 -May I drive you home? -Thank you.
走这边可以避开很多车潮 If you'll go this way, you'll miss a lot of traffic.
你得从枫木街走到阿什利街 You go along Maplewood to Ashley.
虽然很蠢 但是我相信 I believe, I believe. It's silly, but I believe.
-好的 圣诞快乐 -圣诞快乐 -That'll be fine. Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas to you.
你也是 亲爱的 And to you, my dear.
再见 亲爱的 Goodbye, my dear.
-再见 沃克太太 -再见 阿尔弗雷德 -Bye, Mrs. Walker. -Goodbye, Alfred.
再见 苏珊 Goodbye, Susie.
应该是在这里转弯 This must be the turn here.
没错 阿什利街 That's right. Ashley.
直走四条街 Now you go straight for four blocks.
我相信 I believe.
我相信
停车 佛莱德叔叔 Stop, Uncle Fred, stop!
停车 Stop, stop!
苏珊 Susie!
苏珊 你要去哪里？ Susie, where are you going?
她在做什么？苏珊 What is she doing? Susie!
苏珊 Susie!
-苏珊 你在哪里？ -我在楼上 -Susie, where are you? -I'm upstairs!
你不该随便跑进别人家 You know you shouldn't run around in other people's houses.
但这是我家 妈妈 我跟克林格先生要的礼物 But this is my house, Mommy! The one I asked Mr. Kringle for.
没错 我知道 我的房间在楼上 就跟我说的一样 It is, it is! I know it is. My room upstairs is just like I wanted it.
你说的对 You were right.
妈妈告诉我 如果事情跟你想象中不一样 Mommy told me if things don't turn out the way you want them to
你还是得保持信念 我真的那么做了 你说的对 妈妈 you still got to believe. And I did, and you were right, Mommy.
克林格先生是圣诞老人 Mr. Kringle is Santa Claus.
-你要去哪里？ -去看看有没有秋千 -Where are you going? -To see if there's a swing!
真的有 There is one! There is one!
你真的那么跟她说？ You told her that?
外面挂着出售的牌子 The sign outside said it's for sale.
我们不能让她失望 We can't let her down.
我从来没有怀疑过你 那只是我愚蠢的常识 I never really doubted you. It was just my silly common sense.
现在相信我是件有道理的事 我一定是个好律师 It even makes sense to believe in me now. I must be a good lawyer.
我让全世界的人都相信 一个老人真的是圣诞老人 I take a little old man and legally prove to the world that he's Santa Claus...
不 不可能的 Oh, no. It can't be!
那一定是搬出去的人留下来的 It must have been left here by the people that moved out.
或许吧 Maybe.
或许这跟我的精彩表现无关 Maybe I didn't do such a wonderful thing after all.