ネ碞琌ぃ耞玠 Life is stealing from you.
筁竒蕾溃 Literally. surcharge by surcharge...
р簑簑眔 convenience is bleeding you dry.
篊篊篰 Nickel by nickel.
だを篰 Chump change.
︽笵┪砛セぃ甴舠竬具癬を窥 The dime you don't even bother bending over to pick up on some sidewalk...
τタ琌硂ㄇ箂窥 惠璶腊Τノ Is the very same dime you get "bent-over"for by all these "services."
ゴ411琩腹 璶50だ You call 411, that'll cost you.50c.
璶琌稱琩非絋 临璶49だ You want to actually place that call, that'll cost you an additional.49c.
硂礚好倒и硂贺睰璽踞 That adds up to guys like you and me.
–Ω祇羱 on any given day,
и碞逞20遏 i've 20 dollars before payday
稱硂20遏 whatever But don't even think about trying to withdraw your money.
и硂20遏 1.5じも尿禣 It cost me $1.50 to get my twenty dollars.
砆ê赣ATM诀玠ぇ и逞18遏5 which means I only have $18.50 after the freakin' atm takes its cut...
碞琌弧 и硈20遏⊿ и絘眔厄絢额 Which means I don't have twenty dollars, I have insufficient funds.
硂碞琌ぐ或и瞷硂柑 That's why I'm here!
瞷钮 и璶禗盞 Now, listen closely because I'm about to tell you a secret.
或ゴ瘆硂﹚ How to beat the "system"...
妓踞璽癬ネい筁竒蕾溃 And take charge of the surcharge in life.
材兵 ∕﹚穖蝗︽
洱 痥и 甉緄 fuck! that hurts! son of a bitch...
-и恨ぃ - К - I couldn't care less... - whoa there skippy.
狦и琌ㄓт絴杠 If I wanted more verbal abuse,
и临ぃゴ筿杠倒め狝叭いみ i'd call some customer service center somewhere.
ぐ或 и⊿钮睲贰 Sorry, didn't catch that last part?
琌弧 琌弧╆簆и琌尖包盾 Was that, "sorry for being a bitch...
瞷盾 I'll be nice now?"
洱  Ouch! shit you...
- и酵酵 -種 - ok, let's start over. - good idea.
稱璶ぐ或 What do you want?
-и璶иê20遏 -и稱и穦矪瞶 - i want my twenty bucks. - I think we covered that.
琌摆 True.
ぐ或 So, what's your name?
城此, 城此扒 產常и吹 Jason, jason taylor. people call me jinx though.
êぐ或 What's your name?
-城﹁ -城﹁  - jessica. - jessica. nice name.
眔临痷钩城﹁摆 You kind of look like a jessica.
-ê或 钡ㄓ非称稦ぐ或 -ぐ或種 - ok. so... what's next? - what do you mean?
非称或暗 What are you going to do?
иぃ笵 I don't know.
и痷ぃ笵 I mean, well, I don't know.
-ぃ笵盾 -ぃ笵 Чぃ笵 - you don't know? - no, not exactly.
Чぃ笵盾 Not exactly?
钡ㄓ或ゴ衡 非称或暗 What's next? what is your next step?
ゑ弧蝶︳ 磅︽ 癶 I.e. evaluate. execute. exit.
璸购琌ぐ或 Τ璸购盾 What is your plan? have you got a plan?
碞⊿稱筁硂贺ㄆ薄璶ㄆΤ璸购盾 Did you ever think of devising a plan in a situation like this?
莱赣璶Τ璸购 Maybe you ought to have a plan.
-ぃ -笵盾 ぱ - oh, boy. - you know. no! oh, god...
材兵 Τ璸购
硂琌ぐ或狥﹁ What's this?
╆簆 Oh, sorry about that.
и恨硂も诀 That's what they call a cell phone.
-谅谅 -非称稦估 - thanks. - what are you going to do?
-侈 -侈 - um, hello? - hello?
-摆 - - hello. - hello.
-侈 琌街 -琌街 - hello? who's this? - who's this?
-и拜 -ぐ或 - I asked you first. - excuse me?
-и玡拜琌街 -и钮ǎ - I said, who is this? - I heard what you said.
ê琌 街钡筿杠 So, who is this, to whom am I speaking with?
-┪弧 稱璶ぐ或 -иぃ笵 - more importantly, what do you want? - I don't know.
-ぃ笵盾 -и璶и20遏窥 - you don't know? - my twenty bucks.
и穝ㄓ и弧 и﹁籜 Let's start over, let's just say my name is simon.
 Ok, xxxx for me.
ê或 ﹁籜 Τぐ或兵ン盾 и或稦 So, simon, what's the deal? how do we do this?
и或稦 How do we do this?
 Well...
禗и璶ぐ或 璶― You tell me what you want, i.e. your demands.
礛и倒﹚肂 Then I give you what's called a counter-offer...
倒场だ ぃ穦琌场 Giving you part of what you want, but not everything...
碞琌弧 и笆 So I hold a decent bargaining position...
璶и惠―秨基 フ盾 To deliver what it is I want. got it?
-иぃ尺舧硂篈 -硂 - I don't think I like your attitude. - that 'a boy...
ê瞷碞秨﹍続莱癬ㄓ Now you're beginning to get the feel!
и碞璶и20遏窥 I want my twenty bucks...
临璶瞒秨硂柑 And safely get out of here!
и瞷琌闽玒 What we have here is a symbiotic relationship.
稱ㄓ τи稱秈ㄓ you want out and I want in
酵い璶翴 And in the spirit of negotiation...
и璶 I'd like to see you dead...
稱璶 And you'd like to live alive...
êичい 碞琵ㄓ So let's meet in the middle,have you come out.
-谋眔  -痷镑摧г摆 - what do you say? big boy. - you're kind of brutally blunt...
弧龟杠 ぃび睲贰 to be honest with you, it's kind of unsettling.
и⊿稱 I'm not so sure about this.
ぃ恨妓 и琌ぃ琌弧? Whatever. do we have a deal?
и絋痷み稱璶㎝ 璶и硂ぃ衡 I would love to accommodate you, really all except the seeing me dead part.
琌 ㄤ龟êぃ琌и闽 But the truth is I didn't lock this door...
牡厨臫癬ウ闽 It locked itown when the alarm went off...
иぃ笵或ゴ秨 And I don't know how to open it.
琌盾 и┣㎡ oh really?And that's my problem
и砆闽畐柑 I'm trapped in a vault.
и璶 и璶 I want out! I want...
ざ種琵и㎝弧弧盾 Mind if I speak with him?
-ぐ或 -ざ種и㎝弧杠盾 - what? - mind if I speak with him?
⊿拜肈 单单 ぃ Yeah, sure, wait, no, I mean no.
璶弧ぐ或 瞷⊿ㄆ What are you talking about? you are not running the show.
-琌иㄆ薄 - ㄆ薄 - I am running the show now. - ok. you're running the show.
禗 ﹁籜 琌ㄆ薄 FYI Simon, he's running the show now.
и弧ぃ璶弧杠 I said no talking on the phone.
禗⊿ㄆ Please tell her everything is fine.
瞷璶单帝 Just wait for now.
弧ち常⊿ㄆ He says everything is fine, just...
单单 常倒и单 Wait. everybody hold on a minute!
и矗某盾 May I make a suggestion?
摆 弧 Fine. why not?
禗ирゴ秨 Tell him I can open the door...
ぃ琵 But you won't allow me to
埃獶玂靡琵ǐ until he guarantees you safe passage out.
弧рゴ秨 She says can open the door, but...
и钮ǎ 硂種ぃ岿 I heard her. it's a good plan.
и玂靡 荡癸玂靡 I give you my guarantee. 100%.
单单 璶或ゴ秨硂10痉葵臟龟み Hold up here. how can you open this ten-ton solid steel door...
и或獺 And why should I trust you?
ǎê筿福盾 See that computer?
ê筿福硈钡帝硂柑㎝瓣ㄤだ︽ That particular computer is tied into the entire security system...
俱ň祍╰参 Of this and every other branch of union national...
玥ぐ或璶畐柑㎡ Why do you think it's kept in a vault?
е翴 稱ぐ或 и⊿Τも簀ぐ或 come on, what am I gonna do to you? it's not like I've got a gun or anything.
 Fine.
材兵 Τも非称
硂暗硓跌┦種癸钩 It's called "exploding noema".
琌贺み瞶厩瞶阶 琌﹚ It's a theory of psychoanalysis to describe the exact moment...
讽福礚猭侩 When the brain can't reconcile the difference...
種㎝龟ぇ丁跋 Between its perception of what should be versus the reality of what is.
ゑ谋眔砆牡诡秂 Kinda like thinking you picked up a cop
ㄆ龟タ娩┾撤璛娩耻班皊 You actually drink cigarette butts and beer.
瞷赣挡 that moment's over now...
福璶癸瞷龟 狦眖慈癬ㄓ And your brain is facing the reality that if you get up from that chair...
硂種ㄠ碞穦跑Θ窰 This little gadget of yours will be lots of little gadget pieces.
硂妓 癠 please stop. please.
硂琌腊и狥﹁ 碞琌и芲巴 That is our way out of here. that is our key.
弧痷 Literally.
 钡或妓㎡ Ok, so what's next?
и酵酵 琌羙稦 We talk. you're a smart and very capable woman.
ㄆさ иぃ眔ぃ┯粄硂翴 I'd even go so far to say, a serious force to be reckoned with.
睲贰琌稦ぐ或 You obviously know what you are doing.
弧龟杠 и硂柑斑局Τ舦碞琌 And I'll be honest, the only authority I have here...
帝敖ㄓ磝筿福 ㎝╟㏕溅盿 Is a stolen pda and a roll of pretty durable tape.
и惠璶硂ㄇ碞镑 ぃ琌盾 But that's all i need now, isn't it?
иㄓ酵酵 So, you and I are going to talk.
璶㈱フ港龟氮и You're going to give me frank and honest answers without any attitude.
フ盾 you got it?
フ Yes. I do.
 Ok then.
┏琌ぐ或 What's this all about?
ぃ笵 She doesn't know.
-弧ぐ或 -ぃ笵 - what was that? - i said she doesn't know.
笵盞絏 琌 τ She's got the code, a specific job,that's it
琌侗ㄓ腊も She's a hired gun.
-弧晾 -⊿弧晾 - you're lying. - no. he's not.
-弧晾 -и⊿弧晾 - you're lying. - no. I'm not.
 瞷妓 Ok then, now what?
и璶弧琌 What you're going to do is...
и琌弧 I was saying...
硂琌 Look here you...
 癠 碞穦 Ok, please, one moment.
癠 癠 и穝秨﹍ Please... let's start over.
êи瞷肈 That's beginning to be our theme 'round here.
弧 禗и璶笵ㄇぐ或 So, shoot. you tell me what I need to know.
禗и硂畐璶тぐ或 Tell me what you want in this vault and how i can get out
临Τи妓笷иヘ発硂柑 In a way that serves my best interest.
帝 Namely alive.
 磝筿福柑Τ盞絏 Ok, there are key codes stored in the pda
碞琌も繧狥﹁ That seems precariously in your possession.
硂盞絏ゴ秨ê畐柑筿福 The codes are for the computer locked inside the vault with you...
盞絏块タ絋ぇ And on that computer, with the correct code...
筿福穦Τ畐いァ玛絏北╰参 Is the central locking control to the vault door.
碞秆埃 And the master lock-release...
㏄瞅┮Τ玂繧耫盞絏 For every safety-deposit box you see around you.
硂 êи琌竜竜摆 That a' boy, now we're cooking with gasoline.
и弧痷 痷硂或螟盾 Was that so hard? I mean really.
琌摆 螟 Yes. yes, it was actually.
癬ㄓ ﹁籜 Shake it off simon.
瞷и常笵 程э跑讽 Now that we're a little better informed with a bit of an attitude
篈 adjustment...
ии程Ν拜肈 Let's revisit my original question.
и璶或暗㎡ How do we do this?
ぃ岿 Not bad.
-ぐ或 -瞷 临ぃ岿 - excuse me? - the way you played that. not bad.
Τ⊿Τ谋眔и硂或暗Τ翴镍 Do you think I laid it on too thick there in the end?
-穌瘂 -玡ぃ琌弧 - you blew it. - I thought you just said...
-и琌弧ぃ岿 钡帝碞穌瘂 I know I did, but then you blew it.
╆簆 ぐ或種 I'm sorry, what's that?
⊿Τ稰谋盾 I mean, could you feel it? that moment?
㏑常盚Λ硂ㄇ璊弧笵 琌砆闽帝 You had life by the balls. you were in charge.
﹁籜 и穦ゴ倒 Hey simon. I'm gonna have to call you back.
ǎ⊿ Ω êそ ネネê柑 You see! there, again. the spark. living life!
 本筿杠 厩穦暗 You, just then. hanging up. take in charge
и弧痷 狦⊿Τêそ иら常穦筁ㄇ Seriously. I mean without that spark,life gets the better of us.
ぃ耞ノㄆ薄 и繷褐 It runs rough-shod over us in small doses.
ゑ弧 ぐ或璶1遏5 For example, why pay $1.50...
ê妓ê20遏窥盾  that have access to your twenty bucks? screw 'em!
碞琌摆 癸摆 и硂或 Exactly! that's what i'm,yes
稱稱 窥ATM诀柑 Think about it. they store in an atm,
┕柑窥 贱 just spend the money,take the pose, check the bonuds
碞硂ㄇㄆ иぃ琌罙秆 Basically does the work of,
–蝗︽常琌稦硂ㄇㄆ I don't knkow, dozen people or more per branch
┮㎡ yes And?
┮蝗︽ぃノêㄇ So, the bank lays these people off...
帝ê俱俱戈 Saving entire years worth of salary...
–蝗︽–耫诀常矗ㄑ窥狝叭 For dozens of people per bank, per machine...
ぃ璶弧и硂ㄇ窥 Not to mention the money saved...
⊿猭玂繧 ⊿Τ眔矪 Not paying these people's insurance, benefits...
贱 祙 緄ρ 褐 Bonuses, taxes,pension, welfare, no at all
-癸摆 -ê或痲 - yeah? - and for all that profit...
繷ㄓ临幢玴肅礚 They have the audacity to charge us $1.50...
琵и–Ω窥 1遏5 Every time we use their machine for our money.
-硂妓 竒蕾璽踞摆 -癸摆 - and it doesn't stop there. surcharges... - yeah.
-禣 -癸 - service charges... - yeah.
-孩 硚憨笴禣 痷琌だを璶ри篰摆 Late fees, roaming fees... nickel and diming us to death.
ゑ憨笴禣 姐虫璶肂Μ I mean, "roaming fees" on top of the cell phone bill
も诀セㄓ碞琌莱赣憨笴摆 cell phome which if supposed to roam?
┮簿笆筿杠摆 癸盾 That's why they call them "mobile phones," right?
临ΤDVDユ孩 常р盒禦ㄓ And late fees on dvds that cost more than it would to just buy the movie!
ㄤ竡贺デ竜 Crime by any other name.
硂碞琌デ竜 よ獽贺デ竜 It is a crime. it is a crime of convenience.
и瞷竒蕾常羬盰检 We're in a state of financial emergency!
-侈 -硂柑琌911 - hello? - this is 911 emergency.
癸 琌и и玡ゴㄓ筁 Hey, it's me, I'm the one who called just over a half-hour ago.
и и临琌砆闽畐柑 I'm ok, but I'm still locked in the bank vault.
и琌 ガ弟紈炊﹁ Brian degepse here.
硂柑琌911 This is 911 emergency...
Τ稱璶㎝候硄杠 Dispatch ready to patch you through, officer.
钡筁ㄓ Go for the degepse.
и琌候確场揣场钉ガ弟紈炊﹁ This is brian degepse, commanding officer, emergency response unit...
-琌 -城此扒 ﹛ - who am I speaking with? - jason taylor, sir.
 扒ネ и⊿ぐ或弧 Alright mr. taylor, first, I've been briefed...
и惠璶笵 瞷琌ぃ琌 But I need to know if you are still safe and secure.
临衡 You could say I'm safe.
弧弧瞷薄猵盾 Now, outline the situation, please.
и и玂繧耫柑 I'm safe because I'm in the safe.
秨 ネ I got the joke. sir.
иぃ琌牡ぐ或 硂ㄆ翴ぃ I don't want to alarm you in any way, but this is not a laughing matter...
翴ぃ There's nothing funny...
╆簆 琌弧 翴ぃ盾 I'm sorry, did you just say, "there's nothing funny...
瑅降ぃ盾 About he sit onion?"
ぐ或 瑼и 扒ネ Excuse me? don't play with me mr. taylor.
ぐ或 и钮眔ǎ what Yes, I can hear you.
钮 眔  盾 Can you... ear... me... ow?
钮眔ǎ ぃ и钮ぃǎ hear what? oh, hear you? no.
瞷钮眔ǎ盾 Can you hear me now?
钮帝 т翴竚 Look, find the spot with the best reception...
-╆簆 -ぃ璶ǐㄓǐ フ盾 - sorry. - and don't move. hear me?
и钮ぃ I can't...
т獺腹よ 笵 Look for a good zone. I'll do that.
-ぐ或祇瞷 -硂趁ルセ⊿ぐ或ㄓ繷 - what d'ya got? - the guy is nobody.
Τ碭眎氨ó籃虫 临琌集Λó籃虫 Couple a parking tickets, a dui on a scooter...
-〡柏┍ -琌 - and he works at coffee shop. - right.
-临钮眔ǎ盾 - 瞷竚ぃ岿 - can you still hear me? - ok, I think I've got a good spot.
侈 临盾 惠璶端獀励盾 Hello? are you ok? do we have any injuries?
材兵 硄癟篫硄
钩Τ 程рЬ眖иō秨 I think we may have a fatality if someone doesn't get his ass off me!
⊿ㄆ⊿ㄆ 常 Fine. fine. everything's fine!
膥尿膥尿 move it along.
и祇粆 璶幢笆и I swear to god, if you do it again I'll kill you...
и竕も碞炳 With my hands tied behind my back if you don't stop right now.
砆竕琜盾 瞷矪挂繧盾 Is your safety compromised, are you in danger?!
琌и砆竕琜 琌琌Τ繧 I've been "compromised" alright, but he's the only one in danger!
洱琌街摆 或ㄆ Who the hell is that and what's going on?!
⊿ㄆ ﹛ и璶毙癡и借 well ok sir,I just had to subdue the hostage sir.
借 洱ъ街讽借 ぐ或ъ摆 Hostage? who in the hell do you have hostage and why?
琌い и⊿稱璶ъ讽借 She's one of "them"sir and I didn't mean to take her hostage...
и禲硂柑ㄓ磷繷 碞硂柑 She was in here when I ran for cover.
┮иぃ眔ぃръ借 So, I forcibly subdued her into custody...
碞琌ê畐礛闽ぇ And that's when the vault door automatically closed on us.
洱 甉緄 shit you son of a bitch
巨洱 fuck then
洱 hell
钮眔ǎ盾 Yu... ear... me now?
и谋眔⊿ぐ或ぃ癬 I'm not buying that. at all.
-龟悔 Τ翴び磀 -琌盾 - in fact, that was pathetic. - really?
Ω癘眔糒柑峨刮摆 稦眔ぃ岿 Try crinkling a paper bag over the mouth piece next time. works great...
薄猵 So, what's the situation?
临ぃ岿 ぃ珹砆闽硂玛畐 We're fine, unless you count being locked in a vault...
临Τ竤猌杆镍苆场钉 With armed assholes outside the door.
-ぐ或 -иぃ琌弧 - excuse me? - no, I didn't mean you people.
ぐ或 Excuse me?
ぃ琌堵 и⊿種 tell me you're not black or something. I didn't mean to
и琌堵 弧癸 yep,I am black,you got it.
и硂Ω㎝硄杠盾 May I speak with him this time?
-侈 - - hello? - yeah? hello.
辨教и狟ね 瞷Ч癵 You're going to have to forgive my friend here. he's confused.
琌デ岿 It's an innocent mistake.
琌 He's really quite a sweet guy...
琌程碭ぱ But he's having a really bad day.
綻 You know those days?
и笵 癸ヴそチㄓ弧 I understand. this is a stressful situation...
硂常琌罺縷挂笿  For any civilian, mam.
иǎ I've seen it all before.
硂﹚ 痷琌び次 I am sure you have. your job must be fascinating!
﹋叫拜 ┏琌街 Well... excuse me miss, who exactly are you?
硂柑粇穦び You see, there's been a huge misunderstanding...
иぇ玡ㄓ硂柑稱ノи玂繧耫 You see I was in here accessing my safety-deposit box...
礛牡厨礛臫 When the alarm went off...
и甡┤稺眎 I was so frightened and flustered...
礛吹禲秈ㄓ When jinx here ran in and...
单单 Wait...
-硂吹琌街 -琌и ネ - who the hell is jinx? - that'd be me, sir.
 膥尿弧 Please, continue.
礛 琌馋ㄤМ So, in the ensuing confusion...
吹ри讽Θ官 Jinx here mistook me for being a part of the hold up...
е碞北Ы 痷琌璣动 and so he took control of the situation he's quite a hero
瞷и常穌睲贰 But, now we got all that worked out
и惠璶腊и瞒秨硂赣畐 And now we both just want your help getting out of this awful vault.
  绊 иタ稱快猭 Ok miss, just hang in there. help is in progress.
谅谅 Thank you.
穦ゴ倒 I'm going to have to call you back...
も诀璶⊿筿 I think we're running low on batteries.
ê或 非称稦ぐ或? So, what are you going to do?
材き兵 灿珼匡官︸
秈甶或妓? How's it going?
ぃ ぃ 翴常ぃ Not good. not very good. not good at all.
и琌弧и隔兵 I'm talking impasse, a serious catch-22, a "mexican stand-off."
膀セㄓ弧 и砆瑼 Basically... we're fucked!
ê媚恨ノ盾? How's that allexor working out?
ぃ笵 κ紐秆 緼ェ吹 焊箉 I dunno. prozac, xenix, wilburton...
常ぃ筁琌贺砆て確觟ы警 Just another serotonin up-take inhibitor.
и洛ネ弧硂種ㄠ恨ノ ぃ筁и谋眔翴⊿ノ My doc thinks this'll work better... I don't think it's working at all.
ㄆ龟 硂媚琵иΤ翴砍灸 In fact, it's got me a touch speedy.
临 薄猵临磝搐ぇい No worries, the "situation" is in hand.
 Okay.
-ぐ或薄猵? -衡... - which situation? - never mind.
㏄琩 Go watch the guard.
ざ種腊и簀ぃ? Do you mind having a look at my gun first?
-裕 -и簀 - what? - my gun.
и谋眔ウ и╊秨狾诀硈膘㎝ I think it's jammed again. I took apart the clip-ioader...
阑皐 礛р紆剑杆Ω Firing pin, and reassembled the repeater...
临琌帝 But it's still jamming.
-笵... -镑 钩牡矫妓碞琌 - and then you know... - just, go pretend to guard the guard.
⊿拜肈 硂碞 No problem. will do.
洱 fuck.
丁 It's about time!
谅谅 Thank you...
溅盿痷畉翴耞иも得 That tape was really beginning to kill my wrists.
и羆琌穦糹︽и┯空 螟眔ぃ琌或? I always keep my end of the deal. a show of good faith, right?
ê或и硂稦翴ぐ或㎡? So, what are we going to do here?
иぃ笵и稦翴ぐ或 I don't know, what are we going to do?
癬ㄓи瞷常笆 琌ぃ? Seems like we're both living now, huh?
癸иㄓ弧 硂临畉环 A bit on the edge... for me.
眔┯粄 иΤ翴尺舧硂妓 But I gotta admit, I kind of like the view.
帝? Living?
ぐ或τ帝? What is it that you live to do?
иㄓ 碞琌硂 As far as I can tell, this is it.
硄盽ぃ琌ㄓ匡拒ネ眔├ㄨ You don't always get to choose the monumental moments in your life.
τ琌ㄓ匡 They choose you.
ê 眔眔 And when they do, you take what you can get.
- - - hello. - hello.
- 侈? - 侈 钮眔ǎぃ - hello. - hello, can you hear...
- и琌拜τ -穌 - yeah, I was just saying hello. - funny.
- ぃ或 - 洱妓? - not really. - what the fuck's going on?
盞絏ê He's got the codes.
ê或妓? Okay. how about you?
临砆竕帝 I'm tied up.
ê或 眔暗琌 So, here's what you're going to do.
琵и瞒秨硂ㄠ You're gonna get me safe passage out of here.
穦ㄠ酵兵ン We'll talk terms later.
螟眔 琌ぃ? A show of good faith right?
и琌糹︽┯空 I always keep my end of the deal.
瞷非称稦裕? What are you gonna do now?
-и稱и竒暗 -琌盾? - I think I just did it. - yeah?
琌 Yeah.
琌и 紈炊﹁牡﹛ 临绊? Officer degepse here. how're you two holding up?
и讽礛绊 闽龄琌畐êㄇ趁ル I'm not holding up anything. that'd be the guys outside the vault.
 ê或 薄猵或妓? Okay, then, what's your status?
и稱и薄猵㎝薄猵莱赣常妓 I think my status and your status are the same status.
常衡琌矪祣挂い Sort of stuck in a status.
玛畐柑稱ぃ Still locked in a vault. unable to get out.
τ腊猌杆穖玱稱秈秈ぃㄓ Surrounded by armed robbers who would love to get in.
ㄏ秈ㄓ ぃ Even if they could get into the vault, they certainly can't get out...
Τ瞅帝 稱р常梅ぇ猭 Because they're surrounded by you who would love to throw them in prison.
讽礛硂ㄇ琌種 Which I don't think is part of their plan.
稱帝蛤矗璶― ﹛ That seem about right to you, sir?
洱 Fuck!
肂 钮癬ㄓ琌ぃ岿 Yeah, that sounds right.
ê 绊 и临... Well, hang in there, while we continue to try...
穖眔羛么 To establish communications with the suspects.
璶腊Γぃ? You want help?
谅谅 иも临Τㄆ Thank you but we have the matter well in hand.
Τ穖筿杠腹絏ぃ? Do you have their phone number?
⊿Τ 硄盽硂翴... No. they usually try to establish contact with us...
琌笆蛤и羛么 Some time around this point.
┪砛钡蛤ゴ筿杠 Maybe you should just call them.
谅谅矗某 Thank you for your advice...
и眔单ㄓ羛么и But we'll have to wait for them to communicate with us.
- フぃ? -ê... - okay? - all right...
狦惠璶倒ゴ筿杠杠 и倒腹絏 But if you need the numberjust holler and I'll give it to you.
иǎ竒ǐ I saw them leaving.
琂⊿Τぐ或疭⊿Τぐ或好 Not anything particular not suspicious.
碞琌ê妓... ... It's just that... he...
妓? What was that?
碞琌... Τ翴 It's just... he was kind of hot.
Τ穝秈甶⊿? Any new developments?
垛 Right.
侈 и琌紈炊﹁ Hello. degepse again.
- 侈 垛 或? -弧Τ穖腹絏或? - hey, there, what's up? - you said you have their phone number?
琌 琌 и絋Τ ﹛ Yes. yes, sir. that's affirmative, sir.
瞷稱璶? You want it now?
琌琌琌 ê穦獶盽Τ腊 Yes. that would be helpful.
- Τ葵掸盾? 筣掸︽ -倒и弧腹絏碞琌! - you got a pen, pencil? - just give me the number.
肂... 367-9389 Uh, it's 367-9389.
337-9389 癘 337-9389. got it.
ぃ ぃ琌 琌367-9389 No, no, no. it's 367-9389.
琌6... 67... It's a six...six seven...
跋腹310 弧т﹁籜 310 area code. ask for simon.
﹁籜... 琌ê或? Simon. that's his name?
и硂或拜筁 и稱ê琌安 I asked the same exact question. I think he's using a fake name.
и瞷ノぃ帝硂或踞み硂拜肈 琌? We're not too worried about that right now, are we?
и硂或粄 I guess not.
肂 ぃ恨㏎妓 倒﹁籜ゴ筿杠 弧琌吹倒腹絏 Yeah. anyway, ask for simon. tell him jinx gave you the number.
и穦 I'll do that.
洱... Fuck.
砆и I saw that.
ê碞琌и候╪帝 That is why I got a good look at him.
-ê籔渤ぃ疭翴㎡? -碞ぃΓ翴タㄆ盾? - distinguishing features? - don't you have something better to do?
非称倒﹁籜ゴ筿杠 êΤ镑Γ穦ㄠ He's calling simon. keep him busy for a while.
 иノ硂琿丁 Good. we can use that time.
ê或 硂或ㄆ? ゴ秨硂ㄇ芲巴㎡? So what's the deal? what's they key to all this?
笵 ê琌ぐ或盾? You know, what is it?
肂  ぃ琌芲巴 τ琌盞絏 Well, first of all, it's not keys, it's codes.
ê琌翴 That's the deal.
и稱и癸硂よぇぶ I thought I was getting the hang of this.
иぃ琌デ竜厩盡穨 I didn't exactly major in felony philosophy.
垛 硂ㄇ蝗︽玂繧絚 Okay. well, you see all these safety deposit boxes.
–常癸莱蝗︽め Each one belongs to an individual bank customer.
柑杆ぃ琌ぐ或獺 薄ぇ摸 Not the typical sentimental valuables, love letters,
ぃ琌美ㄠ or some kids play do art.
硂琌いァ蝗︽ This is a central bank.
ウ琵┮Τêㄇ廖狥﹁ They hold all the shit people want to keep safe.
斑拜肈琌 The only problem is...
眔だ祭秨–絚柑狥﹁ You have to individually break in to every to box to get the contents.
ê и碞Τ诀穦 Well, we've got a choice.
и刚帝场眏︽瘆胊–絚 We can try and physically break into every box...
┪眖ず场╰参獻絚 Or we can electronically break into one box.
癸 Right.
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糑 氨 杠 Hey, whoa there. chatty.
虏琌デ竜盡產 Professor felony...
倒и绑獶盽盡穨"祭玛"揭 Giving a master's lock lecture.
灿冈荷秆弧–˙ You care to elaborate a bit.
-иΤи猭 -ê琌ぐ或妓猭㎡? - we have our ways. - and what way would that be?
-猭 -猭? 碞琌猭? - ways. - ways? just ways?
肂 и瞷骸獺み Yeah, I'm feeling pretty confident now.
-и碞琌Τ猭 フぃ? -ぃ ぃフ - we just got 'em, okay? - no, it's not okay.
翴ぃフ It's not okay at all.
硂㏄盞璸购琌 τウ玱笿陈沸 琌ぃ? This so solid plan of yours, it just went south. didn't it?
и玂繧畐砆 I am being held hostage in a vault...
惧眔玱Θデ Conspiring to do god knows...
蛤帝и玆父癬 肂 穎郎癬 繦獽琌ぐ或 What with my captor-slash-you know, partner. whatever you are.
иぃ笵и稦ぐ或 иぃ笵и穎郎... I don't what I'm doing. I don't even know what I'm partners in...
埃常砆玂繧畐柑 Except sharing a locked vault.
ぃ璶癸и"糑" и琌莱赣琌"糑"ê Don't "huh" with me. I'm supposed to be the "huh" guy.
и莱赣琌ê癸或穖蝗︽礚┮ τぃ琌 I'm supposed to be the one who's clueless about how to rob a bank not you.
и稱倒竲р眖硂金 Λ勉 My end of the deal was to get your ass out of here. your alibi.
τ ⊿猔種或 And, if you haven't noticed...
璶ぃ琌硂初陈沸 и筳环 セ⊿Τヴ玒 We're a far cry from two city blocks out of this mess.
硂ΘЧ璸购┮ぶ场だ Which just so happens to be the missing part of your full-proof plan.
莱 猌杆穖︽厩 In return, you provide a wealth of criminal knowledge...
矗ㄑ伦碔デ竜よ醚 From your b.a. degree in bachelor of armed robbery.
硂碞琌拜肈 狦⊿Τ硂拜肈 и碞⊿拜肈 So that's the deal. and if that's not the deal, then we have no deal.
ê或 秆∕ウ碞琌 So, deal with it.
緅或? You hungry?
и笆矗蹿诀玡氨ㄓ翴狥﹁ I was stopping to get a bite and I stopped at the atm.
иじ摆... My twenty bucks.
并み ﹚琌び縀笆 Sweetie, you must be running on fumes by now.
垛 и...и... 谅谅 Yeah. i... I am, thank you.
瞷 弧タ竒 眖盞絏? Now, seriously, where did you get the codes?
弧估 眖ㄓ? Come on. where did they come from?
弧タ竒? 弧タ竒 иぃ笵 Seriously? seriously, I don't know.
-ê或笲︽? -и琌侗ㄓ腊も - how does that work? - I'm just a hired gun...
盞絏パ糶倒﹁籜 The codes were texted to simon...
礛肚иも诀 And they were beamed to my phone.
街糶? 種弧琌癳ㄓ盞絏 Who texted? you mean someone else sent the codes?
ㄇ 常琌拔 Some guy. it's all very anonymous these days.
硂琌程ユよΑ 笵硂妓 It's the best way to do business. you know, it's safe.
狦ぃ罙秆癸よ 癸よぃ罙秆 If you don't know anything about them. they don't know anything about you.
碞ぃが芥 You can't turn each other in.
и琌パ戮穨 羬腊も硂摸 We're freelancers. temps, of sorts.
弧钮癬ㄓ碞钩莱т腊も約 You sound like you just answered a help wanted ad.
絋龟钮癬ㄓ钩 It's exactly like you answered a help wanted ad.
龟悔瞒秨呼蹈 Off the internet actually.
谋眔计⊿ノ痴穦跑Θぐ或妓? What do you think half those useless blogs are really about?
惠璶ㄓ暗龟ㄆ You need somebody to do a job...
惠璶ēォ粂セ烩 You need plausible deniability.
ㄆ﹚呼祇肈 You post a topic. pre-arranged site.
癬ㄓ⊿Τ種竡 繦種 Seemingly meaningless, random.
稱钩ぃи琌腊跟留磷矪 You don't think we're a bunch of disorganized thugs...
⊿Τ舱麓わ畕 稱钩盾? In a hideaway, do you?
琌 и眖ゼ粄痷稱筁硂 No, I guess I never really thought about it.
絋ち弧 碞衡duran duran贾钉贾癵阶韭册ぱ Exactly. who's going to monitor the duran duran fan forum chat room...
柑Τ垦购デ竜 Τ街穦ㄓ菏服㎡? When there's real crime out on the streets.
弧琌duran duran贾钉? Did you just say duran duran?
琌 Yep.
ぐ或ぃ琌zepplin贾钉㎡? Why not zepplin?
常笵zepplin琌いァ薄厨Ыは狝叭阶韭 Everybody zepplin is a forum for cia counter-terrorism.
秨ぐ或?! zepplin琌丁恳... You gotta be kidding me. zepplin are spooks...
duran duran贾钉琌 簘獹瑈︽ And duran duran are an eighties, pretty-boy...
羛胊矹デ竜舱麓? 翴常ぃ綼眯 Bad ass crime syndicate? that is just not right.
ぃ 絋絋龟龟琌痷 狦Τ祇禟弧 No, it's absolutely true. if someone posts "looking for...
"碝т炳種..." "a view to kill,"...
種碞琌"沟赌" That means "assassin wanted."
狦Τ祇禟弧"緅眔钩繷疶盾" If someone posts "are you hungry like the wolf"...
種碞琌惠璶穖蝗︽腊も That means hired hands for a bank job.
单单单单 And so on.
┮ 弧duran duran... So you're saying duran duran...
琌... 瓣悔羛デ竜舱麓いみ Is at the center of an international crime syndicate.
и痷胔好ェ霉紈吹㎝﹁籜扒ü瞣цㄤい I seriously doubt nick rhodes or simon le bon are actually involved...
ウ琌ぃ岿旅ōぇ矪 ぃ琌或? But it's not a bad place to hide, now is it?
弧"﹁籜"? Did you just say "simon"?
揪 フ и禗筁 Yeah, see. I told you.
-硂抡 -ぃ琌㎡ - this is weird. - not really.
и種琌 а︹薄呼㎝呼蹈そ I mean, forget about porn sites and dot coms.
デ竜琌璶基 Crime really is what pays.
呼蹈ㄆ穨祇甶ǔ硉 And the internet business is booming.
ぃ禦布 临眔敖 You just can't buy a stock, you have to steal it.
 ぃ恨妓 ぐ或琌duran duran贾钉㎡? Okay, fine. whatever. but why duran duran?
ぐ或 Why?
ぐ或ぃ㎡? ぃ恨妓 Why not? anyway.
ぃ恨妓 ﹁籜盞絏 τи秈ㄓ硂柑 Anyway. simon gets the codes. we get in here.
北Ыи碞硂ノ筿福 They hold the place down while I do my computer work.
р玂繧絚常秨ゴ 瑍礛ǐ The boxes are open. we grab and go.
┮ê癳盞絏ㄓê穦だ狹眉 癸? So the guy who sent the codes gets a cut, huh?
膀セ衡琌︽砏 It's almost civil really.
ゑㄒや﹚计肂窥蹿 Exchange a few numbers for a percentage.
и瞦硂琌肂Μ禣嘿絵 It's just a surcharge of a different name, I guess.
肂 硂趁ル琌稱璶ノめ醚腹絏 Well, this particular guy just wanted a pin number.
ノめ醚腹絏? Pin number?
и稱笵┏琌街倒硂筿杠腹絏... All I want to know is who gave you my number...
硂瞷ぃ璶 That's not important right now.
璶琌柑 What's important is the safety of the people you have inside.
и㎝キㄓ秆∕硂拜肈 Us safely resolving this situation.
恨 琌吹倒腹絏? 琌? Whatever. jinx gave them up, didn't he?
и╆簆 иぃフ弧裕 I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about.
ぶ紀杠! и笵 琌ê睼矹ри腹絏倒 Cut the crap! that little punk gave you my cell number. I know it.
и痷ぃ笵弧裕 I really don't know what you're talking about.
и琌镍砯盾  Do you think I'm an idiot, huh?
ぃ璶禗и 琌ぃ笵и筿肚ゴ诀繵瞯㎝更猧薄猵 You're going to tell me you triangulated my cell phone number...
硄筁材贺措笵眔и腹絏 Without knowing my tty frequency or even carrier for that matter?
碞┯粄 吹倒腹絏 Just admit it! jinx gave you my number.
ゴ筿杠 硂琌斑 You're only on the line because it's the only move you've got.
秆∕ぃ硂拜肈 τ胊琌 胊琌 You can't resolve the situation. and worse yet, worse yet...
琌常笵稱稦ぐ或 A civilian knows more about what's going on then you do.
иら! ら!! ら!!! Fuck you! fuck you! fuck you!
⊿Τ眔甭舦杠 Under no circumstances...
и荡ぃ硓臩盞獺 Am I authorized to disclose that information.
и贾種パиㄓユ传借 But I'd be happy to exchange myself for a safe hostage release.
ê妓и碞钡帝酵 Then we can discuss this matter further.
- ぱ... -ê╯澈穦琌裕? - my god! - what the hell was that?
19Α(9mm)笆も簀 êぃМ Glock 19 semiautomatic. that's not good.
- ぃゴ... -揪 ⊿岿 - you can't. - oh, you're right.
钮帝 钮帝 Listen, listen.
琵и常 ? Let's take this down a few notches all right?
笵糉甡盾? 牡 That get your attention, officer?
钮帝 и钮㎡ Listen, I hear you.
瞷 и弧... Now, I said...
и弧...街倒腹絏? I said tell me who gave you this number!
狦稱... ら! 本 If you want to see... fuck! hold on.
⊿本 и... We're holding.
и... 裕⊿Τ暗 We're holding. no one's doing anything.
ぃ и琌琵本絬 и硂Τ筿杠璶钡 No, I mean hold on I got another call coming in.
侈 Hello.
-ê╯澈或ㄆ? -眶 琌或? - what the hell was that? - that wake you up, did it?
超糒 琌и拜 You shut it. I'm the one asking the questions here.
狦临稱秈ㄓτи If you ever want inside here and me out...
程禗и╯澈或ㄆ You're gonna tell me what the hell that was.
ê琌р... That was a glock...
筿杠獺腹ぃ и⊿钮场だ Your phone just broke up on me. I missed that last part.
ぃ璶稱蛤и瑼妓 Don't even start getting attitude with me.
и笵ê琌рぐ或簀 I happen to know exactly what kind of gun that was.
и稱笵琌 祇ネぐ或ㄆ薄 I want to know what's going on.
琌и... That was me.
ら иぃ琌ê琌и Fuck! I don't think that was me.
и稱琌Τ筿杠ゴ秈ㄓ I think you've got a call coming in.
垛 琌 本耞 侈! I do. hold on. hello.
и钮簀臫 ┮Τ常临? We heard gun shots. is everyone all right?
肂 и硂⊿ㄆ 畐碞ぃ睲贰 Yeah, we're fine in here. I don't know about outside.
и硂非称ゴ钮 I'm trying to find out.
裕? 琌蛤﹁籜硄杠? What? are you talking to simon?
垛 硄絬 Yeah, he's on the other line.
ぃ粄赣㎝硄硄杠盾? Aren't you supposed to be on the phone with simon?
и粄莱赣 碞ゴ и临⊿本㎡ I am. I was. I'm on hold.
单单本 и皑碞 Hold on a second. I'll flash you in.
ぃ ぃ璶 硂種ぃ No, no, that's not a good idea.
-﹁籜 临盾? -垛 и - simon, are you still there? - yeah, I'm here.
 本 Great. hold on.
- 侈侈 -и琌紈炊﹁ - hello. - degepse here.
и稱┮Τ常钡硄 常? I think everyone's on the line. is everyone here?
- -и - here. - I'm here.
ê и稱и癬酵酵 All right. I think we should all try to work together here.
碞琘ㄇ拜肈 ︽ぃ? And work on some issues, okay?
-и谋眔... -и稱и... - I think that... - I think we...
猳官璸 甡槽 Come on guys. don't get shy now.
﹁籜 稱蛤牡弧ㄇぐ或盾? Simon, is there something you wanted to say to the officer?
╆簆 ぐ或? I'm sorry.
钮 紈炊﹁牡 ﹁籜弧╆簆 You see, officer degepse, simon says he's sorry.
-单单 иぃ琌ê種... -﹁籜 Μ羘 - wait. I didn't mean... - simon, shut it.
紈炊﹁牡 钡﹁籜笵簆盾 Officer degepse, do you accept simon's apology?
-紈炊﹁牡? -琌 ぐ或? - officer degepse? - yes?
び 常钮 ﹁籜笵簆τ牡糴甧钡 Good, you see. simon apologized and the officer graciously accepts.
ぃ ぃ琌 No. no.
单单! Wait!
琂礛 и眔硂ㄇ秈甶... As long as we're making progress...
ぃ邻˙ 睦ㄇ借... I say we move ahead and release a few hostages...
ㄓ瞷港種 Just as a show of good faith.
и盢贾種琵ㄓ秨硂繷 I will gladly nominate myself just to get the ball rolling.
谋眔或妓? What do you guys say?
临琌眔稱 快猭眔琌 Now wait just a second. there's ways to do this.
ぃ и谋眔硂種ぃ岿 иЧ觅Θ No, I think it's a good idea. I'm all for it.
材せ兵 ぃ赣祇ネ祇ネ
街ゴ眔? Who is that?
ぃ笵 I don't know.
粄醚ぃ常㎝ゴ筿杠盾? aren't you on the phone with everybody who's anybody around here?
-ㄓ筿陪ボ琌街? -и⊿Τ硂腹絏 - what does the caller id say? - I don't have caller id.
钡 单单 单单 单单 иㄓ Answer it. wait, wait, wait. just give me that.
 Hello.
? Τ盾? Hello? is anybody there?
-琌街? -琌ゴ筁ㄓ 琌街? - who is this? - you're the one who called. who is this?
街ゴㄓ? Who was it?
ぃ笵 ゴ岿阀 I don't know. wrong number, I guess.
 Hello?
本иㄢ筿杠 痷⊿搂华 Okay, he just hung up on me twice. that's just rude.
  Hello. hello?
临钮盾? Are you still there?
官璸 и穦倒ゴ 盾? Hey, guys, I'm gonna have to call you back, okay?
酵 Just keep chatting amongst yourselves.
ê或 So?
ぃ璶и Hey, don't look at me.
琂礛杠 All right, then.
и琌ェ 或硂或? Nick here. what's taking so long?
и琌砆本ㄢΩ筿杠ê Hey, it's the guy you keep hanging up on.
-洱 -ェ 琌? - shit. - so, your name's nick, huh?
 Maybe.
-琌ぃ琌? -ぃ琌 - well, is it? - no.
-┣ Ч琌濒摆 -ぐ或? Oh, weird, total deja vu right now. Uh?
⊿ぐ或 ê或... 琌城﹁╧狟ね临琌? Never mind. so, uh. are you jessica's boyfriend or something?
钮帝 иぃ笵弧ぐ或 Look. I have no idea what you're talking about.
ゴ岿 You have the wrong number.
-琌ゴ倒и - - you called me. - right, then.
-琌иゴ岿 ╆簆ゴ耑 ǎ Uh, I had the wrong number. sorry to trouble you. bye.
ぃ璶倒иゴ Hey, stop calling me.
-ぃ︽ -ぐ或? - no. - what?
-ぃ︽ и弧ぃ︽ No. I said, no.
ぃ碞硂或弧ぃ︽ You can't just say no.
и ぃ︽ 钮? ぃ︽ぃ︽ぃ︽ぃ︽ぃ︽ Yes, I can. no. you see? no. no. no, no, no...
琌街? Who are you?
痷蔼砍羆衡拜 и城此扒 狟ねи吹 I'm glad you asked. jason taylor. people call me jinx.
и竒иざ残罢 So it seems like I've taken the first step.
"и候發" "i'm on a hunt down after you."
ェ ェ霉紈吹 Nick. nick rhodes.
硂琌或ㄆ? 琌街? What's going on here? who are you?
笵ぐ或? 或笵? ┏或ㄆ? What do you know? how do you know? what's the deal?
眖ир玛秈硂綻畐ぇ 碞琌иㄆ罢 That's been my theme ever since I locked myself in this fricking vault.
? 砆闽畐? You? you're in the vault?
癸 и琌硂或弧 иも诀獺腹ê或畉盾? Yeah, that's what I said. am I getting bad cell reception?
и笵Τà辅獺腹 璶и筁盾? I know a spot up in the corner if you really want me to go up there.
琌街? Who are you?
吹 и稱и竒癚阶筁 琌街? ェ Jinx. and I think we've covered that. who are you? nick.
ぱ God!
ぐ或 What?
或 What?
本 и硂趁ル He did it again. I hate this guy.
璶琌琵и綼и硂柑25絏ず If I see your men any closer than twenty-five yards...
и碞倒硂柑ō秨瑌 I'm putting holes in these walking body bags.
钮 и钮 I hear you. I hear you.
ぃ種 и稱程临琌钡ê筿杠 ê琌吹 Excuse me, but I think you'd better answer that. it could be jinx.
癸 癸 琌癸 单单 Yeah, yeah, you're right. hold on.
 吹 ê或妓 Hello, jinx. how's it going?
и稱и硂ㄠΤ龟借┦秈甶 I think we're making real progress out here.
侈 吹 琌盾 Hey, jinxy. is that you?
Τぐ或稱禗и┪癸и弧? Is there anything you might want to tell or say to me?
蹲厨? 摸程穝猵? Anything to tell? like an update?
畉ぃ碞ê贺 Something like that.
秈甶眔ぃ岿 临ぃ岿 Things are going fine. just fine.
и琌弧ゑ璸购祔稬篊翴翴 I mean maybe a little bit behind schedule.
琌ぐ或疭╈籐? Anything in particular slowing things up?
-ㄒ? -ㄒ琘р闽秈畐 - like? - like some guy locking himself in the vault.
癸иō罙磝 Who somehow has full knowledge of our identities...
临Τиも诀腹 τ临ゴ911 Our cell numbers, and has the ability to dial 911.
р眖繷单康钡Ь金 Handing you a first-class pass to ass class...
羛ü菏夯 ê摸ㄆ薄 In the federal penitentiary. that sort of thing.
 и絋龟羬摸拜肈 Okay, we do have one small dilemma.
膀セ碞钩磞瓃 Quite similar to the one you just described.
临Τぐ或璶干盾 Is there anything else you'd like to add?
⊿Τ Not really.
摆 Τ⊿Τи莱赣笵 临⊿Τ干? Okay, is there anything else you not like to add, then that I should know?
ê 碞琌磞瓃ê Well, you know the guy you just, you just described.
и畐柑 He's taken one of our people hostage in the vault.
礛и... иê... And uh... we're uh...
и砆玛⊿猭秈 We're locked out with no way in.
谅谅 и獶盽猋洁㈱フ Thank you. I truly appreciate your candor.
ê或驹砃或弧? 碞ヘ玡薄猵ㄓ弧 And a tactical analysis? what would that currently be?
-厄絢额 - - fucked. - great.
 и倒称ノよ... Okay, let me get back to you with a backup plan...
砛秆∕场だ拜肈 That should solve a few problems.
痷? êび Really? that'd be great.
砛ぃ︽ Maybe not.
- -и暗ユ - hello. - I want to make a deal.
ユ A deal.
痷 I do.
沮и罙秆 50%┦ ゑ100%⊿ As I figure it, 50% of something is a lot better than 100% of nothing.
垛... 礛㎡? Yeah... and?
㈱フ弧 и瞷妮"⊿"篈 And frankly, "nothing" is all I've got right now.
┮ 璶ぐ或? ┏璶ぐ或? So, what do you want? what's it going to take?
笵盾 祔单 и钡 穦蛤弧 You know what. hold that thought. I'll be right back.
- -и稱蛤暗ユ - hello. - I want to make a deal.
琌? Come again?
и稱иぃびね I think we may have gotten off on the wrong foot.
и稱穝秨﹍ иざ残 иェ I'd like to start over and introduce myself. I'm nick.
иゴㄓ琌稱ㄓ腊秆∕硂拜肈 I'm calling to cut you in on this thing.
碞琌弧ユ 琌盾 So a deal, okay.
ê弧ユ琌ぐ或㎡ ェ 琌ェ 琌ぃ琌 So what's the deal with a deal, nick? it is "nick," isn't it?
и╆簆ノ安 I apologize for the pseudonym.
иぃ琌ぃ獺 パи硂戮穨繧┦ It's not that I don't trust you, it's just sort of an occupational hazard.
瓳琌 и瞶秆 иフ Oh yeah, i... I understand. I get it.
碞钩иぃ琌吹 It's not like my name's really "jinx" either.
ぃ琌? It isn't?
ぃ 琌 琌и No. it is. it is my name.
⊿ㄆ 絋獺礚好 Hey that's okay. perfectly valid.
ê或 и暗ぐ或 ェ? Anyway, what can I do for you, nick?
吹 и硂娩薄猵琌硂妓 Jinx, we have a bit of a situation here.
獶盽罺縷薄猵 A quite mire as it were.
и稱瞷Τир硂ㄆ秆∕ And I think it's down to you and me to figure this thing out.
и?  You and me? okay.
êи碞弧 I'm going to put the cards on the table.
も柑Τи稱璶狥﹁ 獺 You have something I need. information.
琌и瞷⊿快猭眔獺 Information my associates are no longer in a position to offer.
и某иэ跑郸菠 蹦ㄇㄣ砰︽笆 I propose we adapt, evolve, grow some balls.
ㄏи叉瞒挂 Walk ourselves out of this quagmire.
秨ǎ 璶ぐ或? I'll cut to the chase. what do you want?
и20遏 My twenty bucks.
癸ぃ癬 弧20遏? I'm sorry. did you say twenty bucks?
иぃ稱玙デ... I don't want to be rude...
ぃ筁и稱琌ぃ琌эê计 But I think you might want to revise that number.
硂或谋眔? ㄒぶ? You think? like what?
㏄瞅 Like look around you.
и稱莱赣ê20遏璝箂 I'd add a few zeroes to that twenty-dollar figure of yours.
礛и盿帝硂柑┮Τ狥﹁碞硂或ǐ And I just walk out with everything.
だぃ璶? You don't want any piece of this money?
и璶ǐê筿福沧狠... All I need is for you to walk over to the computer terminal...
蠢и块醚絏ㄓ 碞硂或虏虫 And generate a pin number for me. easy as pie.
碞蛤и程逼暗妓 Same arrangement I had with them.
"ぃ瘆秆ㄓ碞ぃ璶氨" フ盾 "if it ain't broke don't fix it,"right?
"ぃ瘆秆..." "if it ain't broke..."
笵  Right. yeah.
瞷иǐ筁 So, I walk.
礛ぃ穦芥﹁籜㎝城﹁ And you have no problem selling out simon and jessica.
┪琌ヴ 碞ê或翴獺? And whoever else just for a little info?
硂﹚琌禬窥醚絏 This must be a pretty valuable pin number.
ㄆ跑 иэ跑郸菠 ぃ琌盾 Things change. we adapt, right?
-Ь -ぐ或? - bullshit. - what?
и弧Ь I said bullshit.
セ⊿ゴ衡琵硂柑ヴ ぃ琌盾 ェ You had no intention of letting these guys out of here! did you, nick?
弧ぐ或㎡ What are you talking about?
"ぃ瘆秆碞ぃ璶氨" 弧ぃ琌盾 "if it ain't broke, don't fix it." right?
ㄆ龟êㄏи稱癬и狟ね弧筁 In fact, that reminds me of something a friend once said.
"獻"蝗︽種帝篏 "breaking" into a bank is what screws you...
"獻"惠璶丁 τ丁禫碞禫甧砆ъ Because "breaking in" takes time and time is what gets you caught.
ê或⊿Τ"獻"或穖蝗︽ So how do you rob a bank without "breaking in?"
俐丁秨玛? е硉蔼? Unlock everything at once? fast and efficient?
ノ硂筿福 临Τ碭盞絏 礛碞ǐ? Use this computer, a few codes, then grab and go?
иぃ獺 狦痷睲贰盞絏ノ... I don't think so. if you knew enough to get these codes...
の或ㄏノ... And what to do with them...
碞赣笵璶牡厨砆牟笆 Then you knew this vault door would seal up
玂繧畐碞穦笆玛 as soon as an alarm was tripped.
礛碞穦砆闽柑 You're trapped.
┮弧 盞絏琌ぃ岿瞶パ So, while the codes seem like a good idea,
龟悔ウ琌护荤 they're nothing more than bait...
琌莉眔痷タ璶狥﹁ㄣ Just means to some other end for you.
传杠弧 硂盞絏常琌腇 In other words, the codes are bullshit.
痷タ璶候琌ê醚絏... It's really about that innocent little pin...
и瞦êゑ硂柑┮Τ狥﹁癬ㄓ临窥 Which I'm betting is worth a lot more than anything else in here.
Τ硂玂繧畐柑眔硂醚絏 But the only way to get that pin is in this vault.
иぃ笵 砛琌璸衡祘 I don't know, just a working theory.
 贝ネ... All right there, columbo...
ㄓ礚禿芠 You seem to be answering a lot of unasked questions
氮砛ぃ惠璶氮拜肈 for an "innocent"bystander.
洱┏璶稦估 What the hell are you getting at?
ぃ琌睝礚闽玒 Hey, it's not for nothing...
ぃ琌и璶砆闽硂綻玂繧畐柑 But I didn't ask to be locked in this frickin' vault!
и稱и20遏窥 ぃ筁ぃ︽ All I ever wanted was my twenty bucks but no!
琘ㄇ砱褒馒贺稱種... Some greedy bastard decided it was a great idea...
糤蝗︽柬 To increase his bank's profit margin...
秆侗竒犁や Fire tellers to lower corporate costs...
闽超だや蝗︽ 传Θ笆蹿诀 Close branches, install endless atm machines...
礛笆Ι埃矗蹿禣ノ Surcharging my ass to kingdom-come...
и緇肂ぃìτ⊿猭иê20遏窥 Until I can't afford my own twenty bucks.
ê或妓㎡ What the hell does that have to do with anything?
蔼砍拜 I'm glad you asked.
"緇肂ぃì"種帝и眔ǐ... "insufficient funds" means I had to walk...
斑產羛ü纗籛┮窥... My ass into the only union federal I could find to withdraw my money...
ぃ筁ê柑竒砆璶―掸窥 ㄒ穖... But it was already having a large withdrawal made, i.e. being robbed...
и秈痷琌 Which was perfectly fine by me...
タ窱琘镍矹ノ簀帝и Until some jack-ass pointed a gun at me.
硂趁ル竒ぜぜ 稱ри福砋盰奔 This guy gets all jumpy, tries to blow my head off...
簀 и话候禲秈玂繧畐跟癬ㄓ His gun jams and I run for cover in this vault...
玂繧畐笆玛 Which proceeds to lock behind me locking me in this vault...
ê柑и窱禬┦稰К蛤и癬闽秈 Where I literally run into some super hot chick whom I'm trapped with...
钮癬ㄓぃ岿 澈┕и羪磣 Which sounds great except she proceeded to punch me in the face...
反и骸弘眒礚册ぱ Ruining my otherwise wonderfully boring day...
禣и腳禥ū籊丁 And wasting my pedantically precious time.
礚苦 Bummer.
┮ 狝叭禣 洱 So screw it, screw service fees and screw you!
临Τêㄇ官"ìぃめ"デ竜 You and all the corporate "convenience" criminals...
蔼м祍叛酚妓穌瘂 Are equally fucked in your high- tech heists.
辨篡璽и You can't keep screwing guys like me...
临稱Μи窥 And then add a surcharge for it.
瞷パиㄓ北 I'm taking charge of the surcharge.
虏祏弧 洱 氮и In short, blow me. I want answers.
硂ぱ痷綝 癠 膥尿 You are having a bad day. please, go on.
拜肈琌 The real question is
妓暗秈ㄓ硂玂繧畐τぃ砆闽 how do you get in this vault without getting trapped in it?
и瞦 セぃ穦秈ㄓ My guess is, you don't do it at all.
ぃ恨 You don't care...
拔沟赌デ琌砆ъ If your anonymously hired guns get trapped...
璶玂繧畐碞︽ As long as they are in the vault.
璶Τ玂繧畐柑 Because as long as you had someone in the vault...
膀セ碞眔璶狥﹁ You had what you wanted, almost.
-и璶本 -ぃ︽ 洱 -I'm hanging up. - no. fuck you!
稱本 笵ぐ或? You're not hanging up. you know why?
临⊿眔ê腳ī计 Because you don't have your four precious little numbers.
-琌? -城﹁ и琌城﹁ - what the? - jessica. name's jessica.
и碞琌砆砞璸 蠢璉堵羚ぇ I'm one of the ones you set up to screw.
-琌摆 螟 ぃ琌盾 -ぐ或 - yeah. it almost hurts, doesn't it? - what?
痷蔼砍拜 碞琌┮孔"み醇脄祇" I'm glad you asked, it's called "exploding noema."
硂琌贺瞶阶 It's a theory about the moment...
讽祇瞷 You can't reconcile the difference...
粄莱赣祇ネ Between your perception of what should be...
龟悔祇ネ Versus the reality of what is
ぃ 祇瞷セ莱赣砆腇 I find, completely screwing someone with a classic double-cross...
瞷玱Θ斑辨 Only to find they're now your only hope...
碞穦硂妓み醇脄 Will pretty much explode your noema.
ぃ筁иゴ戒êㄨ竒筁 But, I'm betting that moment's past now and...
и稱稱癚阶ユ I'm betting you're more in the dealing mood.
稱璶腳ī醚絏? êиΤ兵ン You want your precious pin? there's gonna be a surcharge.
-或妓 ェ -︽摆 - so, what's it going to be nick? - okay.
材兵 ㄆ螟箇
城﹁ 临 Jessica, are you okay?
и I'm fine.
и稱Τち耞硂柑筿方 I think someone cut the power in here.
ê临ノ弧? You think?
街ち耞筿方 ぐ或 祇ネぐ或 Who cut the power then, and why, what's going on...
笵 碞琌êㄇ拜肈 You know, that sort of thing?
иぃび笵 ぃ筁﹚ぃび I don't really know, but it's not good.
ェ и眔筁穦ㄠ倒筿杠 Nick, we're gonna have to call you back.
иゲ斗秆∕硂拜肈 и琌弧瘤礛и临ぃ笵或秆∕ We have to fix this. I don't have a handle on this whole thing...
ぃ筁陪礛и㏑笲临Τ掸窥 But it's pretty apparent that our fate and any possible fortune...
常硂筿福 Is in that computer.
ぃ璶候眎 盾 Nobody panic, okay?
иゴ筿杠 Let me make a phone call.
-瓳 - - oh, hey there. - hello?
ぐ或ㄆ Hey, what happened?
иぃ笵 и钮帝筿杠㎡ I don't know, I've been on hold this whole time with you.
碞硂或琵и单? Are you trying to keep me waiting?
ぃ眔ぃ┯粄 ぃ眔ぃ┯粄 I have to admit...I have to admit
次酵郸菠 Nice negotiation tactic...
暗 You had me going there for a while.
ぃ и琌ра No. I just forgot about you.
或穦риа? How did you forget about me?
и... иΤ翴Γ 碞琌硂妓 I was... just busy, that's all.
Γ? 砆闽畐 Busy? you're locked in a vault.
洱Τぐ或ㄆ琵Γ What the fuck could you be doing to keep you busy?
琵и踞み癬ㄓ 吹 You worry me now, jinx.
痷癸ぃ癬 癠 礘納 Oh, I'm sorry really. please, don't worry.
紈炊﹁牡﹛タ蛤и酵硂ㄆ㎡ Officer degepse was just talking me through this crisis.
и瞷溃 It's been very stressful for me.
и琌弧иぃ穦禗 痷 I mean I didn't let him know anything really.
и笵辨 и癚阶ユ... I figured you'd want me to keep him waiting while you...
琵单帝 And I make some sort of a deal.
︽ ︽ Okay. okay.
稱眔ぃ岿 吹 ê Good thinking jinxy. that was good.
 碞㎝и 闽иユ All right, it's you and me. about that deal...
 ê或妓 Well, first, what happened?
-硂柑洱痷堵 -и稱р筿方ち It's frickin' dark in here. I think they cut the power.
候眎 琌ㄓ倒и溃 Don't sweat it. they just do this to be intimidating.
瞷и笷Θ璓琌繷单ㄆ First order of business is that we reach an agreement.
礛и蛤牡诡坝... Then we'll negotiate with the cops...
睦场だ借 琵確ㄑ筿 Free some hostages in exchange for putting the power back on...
祔单 本 Hold on. hold on.
本 и稱и筿... 洱! Hold on I think my batt... fuck!
洱 洱 Fuck! fuck!
洱 洱 洱 Fuck! fuck! fuck!
洱 洱 Fuck! fuck!
琌ぃ琌稱蛤иユ疉? Think he's trying to communicate with us?
 Hello?
и琌紈炊﹁牡﹛ 或妓罢 Officer degepse here. how are you two holding up?
瓳  и⊿ㄆ Oh, hey there. yeah, we're okay.
êΤぐ或跑て盾 Any change of status in there?
硂柑海堵 It's pretty dark in here.
泊氟秨﹍続莱 Eyes are just starting to adjust.
-临琌ぃ︽ -  - uh, not really. - good. good.
碞Г帝ぃ璶笆礛... I need you to sit tight and...
官璸 и眔琵確筿方 玥и碞⊿栏佰 Dude, We need him to turn the power back on or we're screwed.
癸ぃ癬 弧ぐ或 程碭⊿钮 Sorry, what was that? I missed the last part.
и弧临Τ快猭羛么﹁籜盾 I said, do you have any other way of contacting simon?
弧ぃ羛么﹁籜 He says he has no way of contacting simon?
-ぐ或 -拜眔 垛 ぐ或? - why? - good question. uh. why?
﹁籜ê趁ル睝礚瞶パрも诀サㄓ Because this simon character has tossed his phone for no apparent reason...
︽禫ㄓ禫⊿瞶醇... His actions are growing increasingly irrational...
и辨ヴ腨ㄆ珿祇ネ玡荷秖磷種 And I would like to prevent any regrettable incidents before they occur.
ぃ┋琌 и瞷⊿快猭蛤羛蹈 Unfortunately, I now have no way of contacting him.
 ииΤぐ或快猭 All right, we'll see what we can do.
и或快 What do we do?
и⊿快猭т﹁籜腊Γ... We can't ask for simon's help because...
и临璶蛤暗ユ We'd have to make him a deal.
蛤﹁籜暗ユ睝礚種竡 And making a deal with simon is pointless...
ヘ玡薄猵 ぃ恨и┯粄籔 矪挂罺 Because like it or not, at this point, he's shit out of luck.
и蠢...﹁籜拜拜 We could... ask for simon?
и琌紈炊﹁ Degepse here.
и羛么﹁籜 Τ碭璶― I got through to simon. he has a few demands.
弧挡坝 He says he's finished negotiating and...
璶ボ翴港種 暗ㄇ琵˙ Unless you give him something, you know, as a show of good faith.
膥尿 璶ぐ或 Go ahead, what are his demands?
 璶―场チノど诀 One. he wants a civilian chartered helicopter
15だ牧ず笷郴 on the roof within 15 minutes.
材 璶盿ǐ窥 ぃ端甡 Two. he walks with half the money and no one gets hurt.
材 璶―確ㄑ筿獽秨﹍︽笆 And three, he wants the power on so he can get the show on the road.
粄 ぃ氮莱ê竒痜ヴ兵ン... Personally, I wouldn't give that schizoid asshole anything...
埃獶琌ㄇ睝礚種竡璶― ㄒ Unless it was something totally useless, like...
иぃ笵 ゑ確ㄑ筿 I don't know, like turning the power back on.
и穦刚帝弧狝 確ㄑ筿琌秨﹍ I'll try to convince him that turning the power on is, just a start.
眔刚 钮竒﹖猔耏 еぃ May as well try, he sounds desperate and willing to throw it all away.
琌弧钮Τ翴猶赤 You say he sounds desperate?
痷粄竒ぃ臮ち盾 You really think he's to the point of throwing it all away?
и禗筁纯禗и琘ㄇㄆ薄 I told you they were trying to tell us something...
碞рも诀サ繷 With that whole "chucking-the-cell phone-at-your-head" thing.
禗筿皑穦確 Tell them the power will be back on in a minute.
材兵 砱眔礚菇
硂琌秨﹍ ртㄓ That's a start. get what's his name back on the phone...
иㄓ矪瞶硂ㄇ狥﹁ 非称稦 And I'll get this thing booted up and ready for whatever.
 Hello.
钮帝 So, listen up.
獺и 俱ンㄆ薄タ跑眔禫ㄓ禫罺縷 Believe me when I tell you this whole thing is going south.
┮ 礚阶璸购琌ぐ或 So, whatever it is you were planning to do...
и某иㄓ磅︽ I'd suggest we do it...
и某и暗êㄇ And whatever deal we need to make...
ゲ斗璶暗ユ I suggest we make it...
┪и硂柑 稱眔ヴ狥﹁ Or none of us are going anywhere or getting anything...
礛碞竧薽菏夯1020 Anytime soon, except maybe ten to twenty in san quentin.
谋眔或妓 So, what's it going to be?
蔼砍Ω钮羘 Good to hear from you too.
官璸 超糒 Dude. shut it.
牡诡ち耞筿方 ⊿筿碞ノぃ璸衡诀 The police cut the power. no power, no computer...
⊿璸衡诀 ぐ或常酵 No computer, no point.
倒иゴ皑泊 You count on that little hic-up?
痷盾 ぃ и⊿Τ God. really? no. I didn't.
穦稰谅и 瞷и硂ㄓ Well, you can thank me later. it's back up for the moment.
埃獶禗и赣或暗 Unless you tell me what our little team here is about to do...
玥俱ンㄆ碞ゎ This whole thing's going to be over before it began.
璸衡诀秨盾 Is the computer on?
и稱琌 I believe we're good.
秈"醚絏"垫虫 Enter that number in the "personal identification number"sub-menu.
ê 穦计癸莱眎ATM In that page, you'll see four digits corresponding to an atm card.
翴阑ê匡兜 Click that option...
碞穦舶陪ボ计 And read me the four digits that appear in the box.
碞硂妓虏虫 It is that easy.
-ぃ 临Τ拜肈 -或 - no. it's not. - I'm sorry?
и瞷種醚 ぐ或刮钉弘 Last time I checked, there's no "l" in "team"...
┪"敖祍瓣羛ü纗称蝗︽琌竜" Or "felony grand theft of a federal reserve bank."
眔ê计ア You get that number and you're gone.
ê﹃醚絏妮眎ATM τи⊿Τ硂眎 That pin number belongs to an atm card I don't have...
㎝硂眎姐め ê或埃獶т Which belongs to an account I don't have. so unless you can find...
ノ蔼м秈︽祍叛よ猭 A way to share your little high-tech heist you're stuck.
и某瞷禗ии璶敖琌ぐ或 I suggest you begin by telling me what we're stealing.
丁候 And the clock's ticking.
 Okay. fine.
きだ㎝を祑刽  Nickels and dimes. lots of them.
ぐ或 ぐ或 ぐ或璶敖êㄇ箂窥 What? why? why are we stealing change?
ぐ或 и暗 Why? because I could.
砱眔礚菇穦琵秈菏夯 Getting greedy with what you want to steal will only get you caught.
惠璶拜拜"ぐ或"粄巩発叉 You have to ask yourself "why" you think you can get away with it.
笵"ぐ或" "ぐ或""柑""或妓"碞穦蛤繦τㄓ Know "why"and the "what", "where" and "how" will follow.
 ê穖蝗︽镑発ǐ Okay, so how are we gonna rob a bank and actually get away with it?
猔種êㄇ赣も尿禣琌 Ever notice how everything has some piddly-ass surcharge added?
и尺舧钮瞷羘 и狟ね Yeah. now you're speaking to the choir, my friend.
瞷и惠璶綼翴灿钮睲贰 Now I need you to listen closely and be really honest here.
弧 Shoot.
琌竒盽挡衡や布 Do you always balance your checkbook?
-иΤ挡衡 - - I've done it. - yeah, right.
暗 纯竒浪琩筁蝗︽琌 Even if you do, have you ever checked to see if a bank didn't charge you...
ΜATM锣姐も尿禣⊿Τ? A surcharge for an atm transaction?
琵иΤ翴絢额 You had me at checkbook.
硂ри盿"ぐ或" 虏虫 Which brings us back to "why." it's simple.
硂び狡馒 琵螟篘 The world is too complicated to keep track of.
ネ㏑い惠璶癘拘礚计俐丁籔琿 Life is made of a million moments, transactions...
砛盞絏籔ō醚腹单单 Passwords and pin-numbers to memorize.
硂ぃ琌иぃ稱罙秆 It's not that we don't want to keep track...
场舱癬祇谋ㄓ琌眔丁罙秆 It's just that it's not worth our time until you add it up.
穖蝗︽㎝ぐ或璶発叉 How do we rob a bank and why will we get away with it?
и敖琌硂ㄇ箂繷癬ㄓ"も尿禣" Add up the chump change. we're stealing surcharges.
τ硂掸ア窥琌⊿ア And it's missing money no one is missing.
蝗︽メ硂掸窥穦妓 What about the bank missing?
-и羬拜肈 -癸 ê碞琌и┮弧 - we have a problem. - yeah, that's what I said.
ぃ 硂琌拜肈 No. it's another kind of problem.
и⊿ゴ衡砆闽硂柑 I wasn't planning on getting locked in here.
и硂碭 иぃ鍃帝 We've been in here for hours. I couldn't hold it forever.
癸 癸 讽礛 Yeah, yeah, yeah. okay. of course.
 Well.
иぃ穦 I just won't look.
 All right...
单单 иΤ種 Wait, I've got an idea!
-ェ 本耞 -或 - nick, hold on. - what's going on?
拜ê或 Don't ask.
稦估 What are you doing?
或 No way!
常ぐ或 珼 ρ Beggars can't be choosers, man.
蝗︽璶琌祇瞷或快? So, what about the bank noticing?
 碞钩и弧 眖ㄓ⊿Τ穖筁蝗︽ Okay. well, like I said, you never rob the bank...
ぶ⊿ê或眎喘 At least not noticeably.
е氨ゎ Stop it...
ê癸–掸atm诀锣姐 So, what if, for every dozen atm transactions...
ぃ筁锣簿翴も尿禣琘蝗︽姐め You simply divert one surcharge into an account already set-up...
ぃ穦碭を碭だ窥 Within the bank. nothing more than missing nickels...
礚猭發萝 And no way to track it.
иЧ觅Θ竒蕾瞶阶 Yeah. I'm all for the economics lesson...
и┏硂柑癚阶ぐ或拜肈 But what are we really talking about here?
ㄆ龟 Honestly?
硂琌斑匡拒 狦稱硂掸窥 This is the only choice you have if you ever wanna see any of that money?
 琌8,266,500じ Okay. eight million two hundred sixty six thousand five hundred dollars.
瞷钮и弧杠盾 Can you hear me now?
-硂璶ぶΩ锣姐摆 -常琌硂ㄇを刽㎝だ刽癬ㄓ - that's a lot of transactions! - those nickels and dimes add up.
⊿ㄓ琩眀 And no one's on to you?
ぐ或 硂掸敖ㄓ窥眖ㄓ⊿瞒秨筁蝗︽ Why? the stolen money never left the bank.
控琌 硂ㄇ窥常猭パ姐め The irony is, it is all just sitting in legitimate grant liberty accounts.
-单帝砆锣姐 -⊿岿 - waiting to be withdrawn. - that's right.
璶Τ硂ㄇ姐めΤō醚絏 As long as you have a valid pin number to those accounts...
碞篊篊锣簿 You can just slowly withdraw it...
璶atm诀碞 Using nothing more than an atm card.
-⊿Τ穦猔種 -硂碞琌穖蝗︽ - no one would ever notice! - how to rob a bank.
ㄆ龟発叉 And actually get away with it.
狦и琌癸 иΘぇ玡 If I'm not mistaken, we'd better work out a deal...
程ユ Before there's nothing worth working out.
р姐腹禗и So, you give us your account numbers...
и穦ビ叫穝atmō醚絏 And we'll assign the pin to a new atm card.
⊿Τユ 狦и倒姐腹 No deal. if I just give you the accounts...
倒姐腹碞钩倒иō醚絏 Giving you the accounts is like giving me the pin.
ぃ玂靡琘ㄇぃ穦狡籹硂ㄇ姐腹 No guarantee the other won't take off with it all.
 瞷或快 Okay. what now?
┘璶が獺ヴ Somebody just has to trust somebody.
иぃ粄и杠穦ノㄓ I don't suppose my good word would be sufficient?
碙穛琘敖 窖摸 Honor among thieves and all that?
单单 Wait.
戈ぃì "insufficient funds."
ê琌иㄓ硂柑 That's what got my ass into all this in the first place.
-癸 20じ禣 -ぃ 琌иō醚絏 - yeah! your twenty bucks, surcharges. - no. my pin.
ирō醚絏だ皌ェ姐腹 We assign my pin number to "nick's" accounts.
ê妓杠иΤō醚絏 That way only I know my pin...
τェΤ㎝姐め And only "nick" has the card and the accounts.
礛 And?
笵 ⊿Τиō醚絏ぃノatm You see, you can't use the atm card without my pin number...
狦⊿Τ㎝姐腹 êиō醚絏⊿Τノ矪 And without the card and the accounts, the pin is useless.
иぃ惠璶獺┘ We don't have to trust each other.
и籈癬ㄓㄏノ硂ㄢ狥﹁ We can meet and use the two together...
礛ǐ锭闽笵 And go our separate ways.
и临︽ Works for me.
р筿杠 иㄓ钡硂 Just hold on to that idea. I'd better get this.
侈 Hello?
筿竒確だ牧 All right the power has been up for over ten minutes now...
临琌⊿Τヴ眖柑肚ㄓ And still no word from anybody in there.
-Τ钮ぐ或盾 -ぃび睲贰 - have you heard anything? - uh, not really, well, you see...
иぃ笵赣或暗 What? I didn't know what else to do.
и稱и⊿Τ丁 I think we're out of time.
糑 或 Hey, what's up?
硂妓 璶或瞷刚吹璸购 This is it. it's now or never. either we go with jinx's plan...
璶或ッ环常稱硂掸窥 Or that money just sits in the bank forever.
琌癸 Τκ窾羆筁ぐ或常⊿Τ 琌 Okay, you're right. a couple a million bucks is better than none, right?
璸衡诀ê柑 Just go to the computer...
吹块pin玡酚и弧暗 Do what I told you before you have jinx enter his pin.
 All right.
吹 或 Jinx. what is it?
иぃ笵 狦и砆ъ иネ赣或快 I don't know. what if we get caught? what if we end up serving life?
ネ Life?
癸 Right.
иぃび罙秆 吹 See, I don't know about you, jinx...
硂ぃ钩琌赣妮иネ But this hasn't felt like much of a life to me.
琌钩琘ㄇ拔侗 Just some anonymous hired hand.
硂琌иネ 硂琌иネ Is this my life? this for the rest of my life?
ネ琌闽1.5じも尿禣 Is your life about $1.50 surcharges...
籔﹁籜ê妓㏄臂眔パ Playing bitch-boy to every simon and grant liberty?
иぐ或暗∕﹚ When are we going to make some choices of our own?
さぱ盢穦 Today has been...
ぃ妓 Different.
и稱碞琌硂妓 I think this is it.
и稱硂碞琌ネ 钩硂妓ㄓ匡拒 You know, I think this is life. choices like this.
иネぃ琌ㄇぃΥㄨ You know, our lives aren't some big monumental moment.
硂ㄠ璶匡拒 ê柑璶匡拒 It's a choice here, and a choice there.
ネ碞琌パ硂ㄇ匡拒 パ硂ㄇ稬ㄆ薄舱Θ Life is made up like that, of these tiny moments.
и稱и竒菇иネ I think I'm sick of this life.
┮ So...
吹 笵癸иㄓ弧瞷Τ璶盾 How big can we make this moment jinx?
莉眔穝ネ And get a life.
浩盾 癸ㄓ弧硂琌ㄆ薄 Are you insane? this is a tiny moment to you?
癸 Yeah. okay. yeah.
硂琌璶 It's a big moment.
硂琌...癸 It's a... yeah.
セ借琌 и赣匡拒或暗 But the principle's the same. make a choice. what are we gonna do?
赣暗ぐ或 What are you going to do?
и稱и20じ ㎝ㄇ I'm going to get my twenty bucks... and then some.
 琵и秨﹍ Right. yeah. let's do this.
块醚絏 Enter your pin.
硂絚碞琌硄иゼㄓ芲巴盾 So, this little box is the key to our fortune, huh?
 иЧΘ 瞷赣或暗 There. that's it. we're done. now what?
瞷 и Now, we go.
癸ぃ癬 ㄢ и稱癬拜肈 Excuse me... guys? it just occurred to me. we have a problem.
-或ㄆ -⊿Τ隔 - what's up? - well, you have no way out.
-ぐ或 -琌⊿Τ隔 - what? - well, she doesn't have a way out.
ぐ或種 ㎝牡诡皋璸 What do you mean? she's got the scam with the cops.
粄琌ㄤい借 They think she's one of the hostages.
êぃ秆∕﹁籜êㄠ拜肈 Okay, well, that doesn't solve the "simon problem."
ㄏ单帝牡诡侥秈ㄓ Even if you wait until the cops storm the place...
ぃ穦も碞距 He's not going quietly.
讽祇瞷竒⊿Τノ基穦甧碞┻斌 He can easily turn her in when he finds out she's not busted with him.
ぃ ぃ度度硂ㄇ No, no. not after all this.
本耞 Hold on.
и琌紈炊﹁牡﹛ Officer degepse here.
癸ぃ癬и獺腹い耞 瞷獺腹ㄓ I'm sorry my signal died, but I'm back in a good zone.
 Τ秈甶盾 Great, any news?
﹁籜癸瞷ㄓ港種ボ稰縀 Simon says he appreciates your show of good faith...
厨氮 腀種睦ㄢ借 And in return, he's willing to release two hostages.
-и㎝城﹁ -ぃ琌腇 痷盾 - me and jessica. - no shit? really?
 и穦被臔 Okay, okay, we got you covered.
и竒被臔  钮帝 We got you covered. look. okay, look. listen...
篊篊ǐㄓ 逞碞ユ倒и Make your way out slowly and we'll take care of the rest.
硂ㄇе碞挡 This will all be over soon.
êи禗﹁籜竒非称钡Μ借 So, I'll tell simon you're ready for the release.
瞷и沧陪ōも Now, we're cooking with gasoline.
-Τ⊿Τ快猭羛么﹁籜 - и羛么霉城 - do you have any way of reaching simon? - yeah, I can call roger.
-街 -眔も - who? - his muscle.
钉ヮい The other guy on the team.
﹁籜倒и筿杠 窾Τ疭薄猵ゴ倒 He gave me his number in case there were complications.
и稱瞷碞琌疭薄猵 I think this qualifies as a complication.
ェ и单穦ゴ倒 Nick, we're gonna call you back.
-侈 -и惠璶籔﹁籜弧杠 - hello? - I gotta talk to simon.
瞷Γ 琌街 He's kinda busy at the moment. who is this?
霉城 钡筿杠 Roger, put him on the phone.
-侈 -琌и 吹 - hello? - hey, it's me, jinx.
糑 吹 或 Hey jinx, what's up?
иゲ斗┯粄絋龟琵иぃ瞡 I have to admit you've really got me worried now.
ぃ種琵单 ぃ筁и程е翴暗ユ Sorry for the wait, but we better make a deal fast.
-и籔紈炊﹁牡羛么 -弧ぐ或 - I got off the phone with degepse. - what did he say?
弧狦きだ牧ず临⊿杠 He says that if they don't see cooperation from you within 5 minutes...
は疭牡舱碞穦ю秈ㄓ They are storming the place with swat.
洱 洱 Shit! shit...
洱 Shit!
 Okay.
-稱璶ぐ或 -ぃ穦尺舧 - what do they want? - you're not going to like it.
ぐ或 璶ぐ或 What?! what is it?
稱璶ぶ睦借㎝ They want at least one hostage released and...
㎝ぐ或 And what?
い璶㎝借癬 One of you has to turn yourself in.
 盿ǐ城﹁ Fine. they can have jessica.
痷盾 腀種琵瞒秨盾 Really? you'd turn her in? just like that?
и種ぐ或 и稱稱ㄓ и稱秈 What do I care? you want out and I want in.
盿ǐ城﹁玂繧 Take jessica as your insurance...
êㄇ牡诡眔腳禥借 And the cops get their precious negotiation pawn.
钮钩璸购 Sounds like a plan.
或 иΤ硂妓 What's wrong? this is our way out.
ê琌и暗程ㄆ薄 That might be the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me.
痷盾 Really?
琵и瞒秨硂碍よ Right. let's get the hell out of here.
稦ぐ或 What are you doing?
иσ納ぇ柑穦 I'm setting up our next rendezvous outside this vault.
痷盾 琌材Ω穦盾 Really? is that a second date?
程ри竕癬ㄓ You'd better tie me up.
ê﹁籜碞穦и临琌借 So simon still thinks I'm still your hostage.
硂妓稱 You wish.
腊и盾 You want to help me with this?
盾 Is this good?
 That's good.
и璶ㄓ All right, I'm coming out.
иぃ稱Τヴ陈沸 I don't want any trouble!
ゑи稱钩い璶蔼 I imagined you taller.
洱 吹 ぃ岿猭 さぱ禣и丁摆 Fuck me, jinx. nice attitude! you've come a long way today.
иぃ碞硂妓ǐ I can't go out there like this.
и莱赣琌钩妓借 τぃ琌借 I'm supposed to be a hostage like you, not your hostage.
皑穦笵祇ネぐ或ㄆ薄 They're gonna know something is up.
﹁籜絫珿莱赣琌и借 You're supposed to be my hostage for simon's sake...
狦и稱硂妓杠 If we want to get away with this.
ê某и或暗 What do you suggest we do?
み翴 紆竒剑 Be careful that thing's loaded.
罺縷 Shit.
ㄢ倒и洱 Wait one fucking minute you two!
材兵 癘 ㄆ螟箇
е翴 Go, come on.
簀 Put your gun down!
簀 硂赣 Put that gun down, motherfucker!
еǐ Move.
еǐ 赣 Move, motherfucker!
フи弧盾 Do you understand me?
Τ舦玂↖纐 You have the right to remain silent.
狦叫ぃ癬畍 и﹚ If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you.
フи┮弧舦盾 Do you understand the rights I have just stated.
ぃ璶咀笵 еǐ Out of the way, come on.
и笵 Got it.
钮и弧杠盾 Oh can you hear me?
赣 瞷或快 Damn. how about now?
琌 獶盽睲贰 Yes, loud and clear.
妓 и弧 癸 箂窥 Good, okay, where were we? chump change.
êㄇ常ぃ腀種具祑刽 The dime you don't even bother picking up is...
碞琌瞷и常獶盽尺舧 The same dime we all get bent- over for.
Μ硂ㄇも尿禣も尿禣 и種 So, surcharge the surchargers! I agree.
璸购いΤ翴炒 But there is one flaw in your plan.
璸购Τ炒 Oh, a flaw in my plan?
狦и局Τ醚絏 τ局Τ姐腹 If we've got the pin and you've got the accounts...
钡盢祇ネぐ或 иǎ穦祇ネぐ或 What happens next? what happens when we meet?
獺硂璓㏑炒 Trust the fatal flaw.
硂Τ氮 Well, there's only one answer.
笵ê参璸弧"98%竜デ Did you know that statistics say that 98% of all convicted criminals...
砆ぇ玡常Τ筁 Have successfully committed at least one previous crime...
デ竜Θ癘魁"盾 Before they were caught?
ê種帝碭┮Τ常ぶ発叉筁Ω That means almost everyone gets away with it at least once!
ê琌ㄆ ㄤ龟ぃ琌 穦Ω窱窱笲 They had a good thing. but no, they had to go try their luck again.
抖獽弧 材翴 Μも... Oh. by the way, tip 10...
笵ぐ或赣瞒秨 Know when to walk away.
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