1 00:01:21,042 --> 00:01:23,277 You're in my place. 2 00:01:30,322 --> 00:01:32,357 I'm sorry? 3 00:01:32,359 --> 00:01:34,393 You're in my place. 4 00:02:56,346 --> 00:02:58,013 Oh, I'm sorry. 5 00:03:37,704 --> 00:03:39,806 Hey, you! 6 00:03:39,808 --> 00:03:42,443 - Me? - Visitors have to sign in. 7 00:03:42,445 --> 00:03:44,680 Oh wait, I've worked here for seven years. 8 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,850 - I see you every day. - I don't work weekends... 9 00:03:46,852 --> 00:03:48,952 - I'm sorry? - ... It is therefore impossible 10 00:03:48,954 --> 00:03:50,822 for you to see me every day. I.D. 11 00:03:50,824 --> 00:03:54,293 - Yeah, I... - Supplementary I.D. 12 00:03:54,295 --> 00:03:55,929 Oh yeah, the funny thing is I don't have any. 13 00:03:55,931 --> 00:03:57,932 It's actually in my case, which is in the door of a train. 14 00:03:57,934 --> 00:03:59,868 - It got stuck. - Do you think that's funny? 15 00:03:59,870 --> 00:04:02,037 No. No, it's actually more upsetting than anything else. 16 00:04:02,039 --> 00:04:04,341 Don't make a jest of this, sir. 17 00:04:05,577 --> 00:04:06,745 I won't. 18 00:04:15,491 --> 00:04:16,959 Oh, um... 19 00:04:16,961 --> 00:04:19,629 actually my name is Simon James. 20 00:04:19,631 --> 00:04:21,466 Uh, you left off the "J" 21 00:04:21,468 --> 00:04:23,068 in my last name. 22 00:04:29,979 --> 00:04:32,315 - I need to see your pass. - Right. 23 00:04:32,317 --> 00:04:34,017 Uh-huh. 24 00:04:34,019 --> 00:04:35,386 Sorry. 25 00:06:11,625 --> 00:06:13,158 Put your jacket on, son. 26 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,095 This isn't a brothel. 27 00:06:15,097 --> 00:06:18,066 No shirking! This is the big push! 28 00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:20,469 Plenty to do. The Colonel is counting 29 00:06:20,471 --> 00:06:22,739 on each and every one of you, as am I. 30 00:06:22,741 --> 00:06:25,477 Mr. Papadopoulos, actually... Mr. Papadopoulos, excuse me. 31 00:06:25,479 --> 00:06:27,178 Mr. Papadopoulos, I've finished up. 32 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:29,616 In fact, I completed substantially more than my quota. 33 00:06:29,618 --> 00:06:31,486 I took my jacket off only because it's so hot, 34 00:06:31,488 --> 00:06:33,221 not because I mistook the office for a brothel. 35 00:06:33,223 --> 00:06:35,124 Excellent job. That's the type of initiative we need. 36 00:06:35,126 --> 00:06:36,792 How long have you been here, son? 37 00:06:36,794 --> 00:06:38,228 - Just started, eh? - Yes sir, seven years ago. 38 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,164 You know we've been pruning the dead wood. 39 00:06:40,166 --> 00:06:42,234 The Colonel refuses to carry any more passengers. 40 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,537 Er, actually, I have some rather exciting ideas 41 00:06:44,539 --> 00:06:46,072 I've been wanting to share with the Colonel about how 42 00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:47,708 we could make our reports more efficient. 43 00:06:47,710 --> 00:06:49,544 I think by using simple regression analysis 44 00:06:49,546 --> 00:06:51,647 we could really reconfigure the entire business. 45 00:06:51,649 --> 00:06:54,084 - My daughter's name is Melanie. - A nice name. 46 00:06:54,086 --> 00:06:56,521 She's interning for the holidays. 47 00:06:56,523 --> 00:06:58,657 - Say hello, Melanie. - Hello, Melanie. 48 00:06:58,659 --> 00:07:00,794 Stanley here is gonna be your mentor. 49 00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,597 - Yes. What? - An hour a day, 50 00:07:02,599 --> 00:07:04,298 at your discretion. she's a good girl, 51 00:07:04,300 --> 00:07:06,869 - but no head for figures. - Yeah. 52 00:07:06,871 --> 00:07:08,839 Idiot. 53 00:07:12,612 --> 00:07:15,281 - You can go now. - Right. Yes, thank you. 54 00:07:15,283 --> 00:07:17,050 Because if I were to find out how depressing 55 00:07:17,052 --> 00:07:19,153 and demeaning whatever the fuck it is you do here, 56 00:07:19,155 --> 00:07:21,256 I might be forced to feel sorry for you. 57 00:07:21,258 --> 00:07:24,661 Right. Well, 58 00:07:24,663 --> 00:07:26,230 I look forward to it. 59 00:08:35,964 --> 00:08:37,065 Hi. 60 00:08:45,678 --> 00:08:46,846 Copy. 61 00:08:46,848 --> 00:08:48,415 Oh. 62 00:08:50,453 --> 00:08:52,755 Why don't you print out two copies? That would make sense. 63 00:08:52,757 --> 00:08:54,356 That would be what a normal person would do. 64 00:08:54,358 --> 00:08:56,726 - Sorry. - You can't use this place for one copy. 65 00:08:56,728 --> 00:08:58,329 - It was the same story yesterday. - Sorry. 66 00:08:58,331 --> 00:09:00,465 - You're always sorry. - Sorry about that. 67 00:09:00,467 --> 00:09:02,201 Hey, Hannah, can you stay late? 68 00:09:02,203 --> 00:09:03,804 - I've gotta get this thing lanced. - Uh-huh. 69 00:09:05,875 --> 00:09:07,809 One copy. 70 00:09:07,811 --> 00:09:10,012 Yes, please. 71 00:09:32,044 --> 00:09:33,379 I know. 72 00:09:34,314 --> 00:09:35,515 I know! 73 00:09:35,517 --> 00:09:37,485 Yes, mom, I'll be there. 74 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,889 I always work late. 75 00:09:40,891 --> 00:09:42,859 I'm trying to leave now. 76 00:09:42,861 --> 00:09:45,095 Because i'm talking to you. Yeah. 77 00:09:45,097 --> 00:09:47,199 Okay. Yes. Bye. 78 00:09:47,201 --> 00:09:49,402 You can rely on me. Okay. 79 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,569 People... 80 00:10:36,571 --> 00:10:38,372 the ultimate resource. 81 00:10:38,374 --> 00:10:41,242 Yet to some businesses they all look the same. 82 00:10:41,244 --> 00:10:44,247 But the Colonel knows people are different. 83 00:10:44,249 --> 00:10:46,384 The Colonel knows business is people 84 00:10:46,386 --> 00:10:47,953 and people are business, 85 00:10:47,955 --> 00:10:50,989 making your business his business. 86 00:10:54,162 --> 00:10:56,865 Because the Colonel knows people. 87 00:10:56,867 --> 00:10:59,369 And the Colonel knows that you demand 88 00:10:59,371 --> 00:11:02,072 the most powerful data-processing system 89 00:11:02,074 --> 00:11:04,509 on the planet to make sense of it all. 90 00:11:06,079 --> 00:11:08,148 The Colonel will show you people 91 00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:10,618 in a way your business can understand. 92 00:11:11,888 --> 00:11:13,156 Because the Colonel knows 93 00:11:13,158 --> 00:11:14,323 there's no such thing 94 00:11:14,325 --> 00:11:15,425 as special people. 95 00:11:15,427 --> 00:11:17,194 Just people. 96 00:11:21,069 --> 00:11:23,236 - Which one was you? - Which one... 97 00:11:23,238 --> 00:11:24,939 I don't know how to answer that. 98 00:11:24,941 --> 00:11:26,340 The one... the one that was me. 99 00:11:26,342 --> 00:11:28,242 He didn't look like you. He had brown hair. 100 00:11:28,244 --> 00:11:29,912 We both have brown hair. 101 00:11:29,914 --> 00:11:32,382 I mean, I have... I... we're the same person. 102 00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:34,151 - I'm not gonna die ever... - I know. 103 00:11:34,153 --> 00:11:35,687 - ... so you can forget it. - Okay. 104 00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:37,523 Will you stop talking? 105 00:11:37,525 --> 00:11:39,492 I'm trying to sleep. 106 00:11:39,494 --> 00:11:43,131 Your mother says you're a strange boy. 107 00:11:43,133 --> 00:11:46,603 - I'm sorry? - Your mother says you're a strange boy. 108 00:11:46,605 --> 00:11:48,639 Oh. Thank you. 109 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:52,411 Let me see your hand. 110 00:11:52,413 --> 00:11:54,414 Oh, that's okay. I'm fine. 111 00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,418 You're not right. 112 00:11:59,255 --> 00:12:00,723 May I speak with you? 113 00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:03,327 Yes. 114 00:12:04,263 --> 00:12:05,629 Will you excuse me? 115 00:12:05,631 --> 00:12:08,134 Yes? 116 00:12:08,136 --> 00:12:11,004 There seems to be a discrepancy in your bill. 117 00:12:11,006 --> 00:12:13,207 Oh yes, well, 118 00:12:13,209 --> 00:12:15,277 there was a rather large cost increase 119 00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:17,480 - and no explanation, so I thought... - There's a new price. 120 00:12:17,482 --> 00:12:19,049 - And why is that? - Improvements. 121 00:12:21,286 --> 00:12:23,456 - That seems a little... - Unfair. 122 00:12:23,458 --> 00:12:24,590 Yeah. 123 00:12:28,431 --> 00:12:30,298 Oh, sorry. 124 00:12:34,272 --> 00:12:36,140 Okay. 125 00:12:57,405 --> 00:12:59,040 That's all I have. 126 00:12:59,042 --> 00:13:00,843 Yeah. 127 00:13:01,778 --> 00:13:03,480 It's not enough. 128 00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:42,894 You shouldn't be doing that. 129 00:16:42,896 --> 00:16:44,563 Sorry. 130 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:34,520 - And then what did you do? - Sorry? 131 00:18:34,522 --> 00:18:36,723 And then what did you do? 132 00:18:36,725 --> 00:18:38,292 - I called the police. - Right. 133 00:18:38,294 --> 00:18:39,894 Anything else? 134 00:18:39,896 --> 00:18:41,563 He waved at me. 135 00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:43,733 - Yeah? - Right before he jumped he waved. 136 00:18:43,735 --> 00:18:44,868 How did he wave? 137 00:18:46,906 --> 00:18:49,308 - Did you wave back? - I wonder why he did it. 138 00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,745 His note said he was lonely. He should have got a dog. 139 00:18:51,747 --> 00:18:53,313 Or exercised more. That's important. 140 00:18:53,315 --> 00:18:55,016 - Should i write that down? - Maybe in parenthesis. 141 00:18:55,018 --> 00:18:56,919 - Does that mean brackets? - What the fuck are brackets? 142 00:18:56,921 --> 00:18:59,322 - Did he suffer? - Splat. 143 00:18:59,324 --> 00:19:02,159 Do you see this sort of thing often? 144 00:19:02,161 --> 00:19:04,930 Every day. That's what we do... suicides. 145 00:19:04,932 --> 00:19:07,100 - Only suicides? - That's right. 146 00:19:07,102 --> 00:19:10,305 - For the whole city? - We can barely cover the neighborhood. 147 00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:12,140 You know the funny thing is 148 00:19:12,142 --> 00:19:14,611 he would have landed on that awning 149 00:19:14,613 --> 00:19:16,146 if he'd just jumped a few feet to the right. 150 00:19:16,148 --> 00:19:18,015 You see that? He would have fallen, 151 00:19:18,017 --> 00:19:19,884 bounced off 152 00:19:19,886 --> 00:19:22,622 and landed somewhere about there. 153 00:19:22,624 --> 00:19:24,291 Probably would have survived. 154 00:19:24,293 --> 00:19:27,029 Horribly maimed, of course, but still. 155 00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:29,967 If you get 'em to the hospital quick enough to stop the brain swelling. 156 00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:32,102 - You're not thinking of killing yourself, are you? - Sorry? 157 00:19:32,104 --> 00:19:33,938 - It's a simple question. - No. 158 00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,373 Should I put him down as a "No"? 159 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,443 Put him down as a "Maybe. " 160 00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:00,710 What are you doing here? 161 00:20:00,712 --> 00:20:03,247 The man that jumped? 162 00:20:03,249 --> 00:20:04,949 - I saw it. - How? 163 00:20:04,951 --> 00:20:06,885 I live in that building. 164 00:20:06,887 --> 00:20:08,188 I didn't know him. 165 00:20:08,190 --> 00:20:10,824 - He waved at me. - Strange. 166 00:20:13,730 --> 00:20:15,364 It's the Colonel's ball tomorrow. 167 00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:17,234 Do you think you'll go? I don't know if I'll go. 168 00:20:17,236 --> 00:20:18,803 It's mandatory. Everyone has to go. 169 00:20:19,739 --> 00:20:21,272 Hannah? 170 00:20:21,274 --> 00:20:22,674 Yeah? 171 00:20:22,676 --> 00:20:24,845 It's terrible to be alone too much. 172 00:20:32,456 --> 00:20:34,357 I think it was an orange juice. I just... 173 00:20:35,927 --> 00:20:37,963 - Are they normally that rude here? - Yes. 174 00:20:37,965 --> 00:20:40,834 - Then why do you come? - I think I'm quite loyal. 175 00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:47,009 You'll have to hand in your holo-badge and blaster. 176 00:20:47,011 --> 00:20:48,411 Come and get 'em. 177 00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,789 Holster your blaster, Jack. 178 00:20:58,227 --> 00:20:59,860 I like this show. 179 00:21:01,364 --> 00:21:03,099 I don't mind dying. 180 00:21:03,101 --> 00:21:04,935 In fact, I'm getting quite used to it. 181 00:21:04,937 --> 00:21:07,807 The way I figure it, you only get one life. 182 00:21:07,809 --> 00:21:10,510 And like they say... 183 00:21:10,512 --> 00:21:13,280 - ... there's no such thing as second chances. 184 00:21:13,282 --> 00:21:15,818 Jack, this isn't you. 185 00:21:18,322 --> 00:21:20,257 Then who the hell is? 186 00:21:20,259 --> 00:21:21,893 He's in your heart. 187 00:21:21,895 --> 00:21:24,263 He's good and right and true. 188 00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:28,101 I was lying when I said I didn't know him. 189 00:21:28,103 --> 00:21:30,905 The man who jumped? I kind of knew him. 190 00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:34,778 I'd never really met him. I'd more confronted him. 191 00:21:34,780 --> 00:21:37,349 He was this person who'd been following me around for a while, 192 00:21:37,351 --> 00:21:39,184 and I'd always see him, no matter where I went... 193 00:21:39,186 --> 00:21:42,388 like at the office, on the subway, by my apartment. 194 00:21:42,390 --> 00:21:44,391 You know, in that little underpass thing by the apartments? 195 00:21:44,393 --> 00:21:46,494 He'd just be there, watching. 196 00:21:46,496 --> 00:21:49,199 And I thought, "That's strange. " But, you know, whatever. 197 00:21:49,201 --> 00:21:50,566 Men look at women. You get used to it. 198 00:21:50,568 --> 00:21:53,438 But then I found out that he lived above me 199 00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,841 And i thought, "That's really odd. " 200 00:21:55,843 --> 00:21:58,345 Like, did he follow me around because he lived in the same building as me 201 00:21:58,347 --> 00:22:01,250 and he got fixated? Or did he get fixated and then move in? 202 00:22:01,252 --> 00:22:03,852 So anyway, eventually I thought, "You know what? 203 00:22:03,854 --> 00:22:06,022 Enough is enough. " Because it was actually getting frightening. 204 00:22:06,024 --> 00:22:07,391 Well, like a little bit frightening. 205 00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:09,394 It was more annoying than frightening, so... 206 00:22:09,396 --> 00:22:12,064 I went up to him and he looked over his shoulder at me 207 00:22:12,066 --> 00:22:14,602 as if to say, "Who, me?" Like he hadn't been stalking me. 208 00:22:14,604 --> 00:22:17,939 And so I looked at him square in the eyes and I said, "What do you want from me?" 209 00:22:17,941 --> 00:22:20,343 And he starts stumbling and mumbling 210 00:22:20,345 --> 00:22:22,513 and says, "I think I'm falling for you. " 211 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:24,616 And I said, "Do you think just staring at me 212 00:22:24,618 --> 00:22:26,452 is some kind of meaningful gesture? 213 00:22:26,454 --> 00:22:29,088 What exactly do you think is going to happen here? 214 00:22:29,090 --> 00:22:30,457 Do you think you know who I am? 215 00:22:30,459 --> 00:22:32,360 You know, that if you stare long enough, 216 00:22:32,362 --> 00:22:34,463 I'll just turn around one day and I'll kiss you? 217 00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:36,366 Like we're going to somehow be together? 218 00:22:36,368 --> 00:22:39,037 Stop fucking following me!" 219 00:22:45,046 --> 00:22:46,914 And he did. 220 00:22:46,916 --> 00:22:49,217 - My God, when was this? - Last night. 221 00:22:49,219 --> 00:22:51,655 Do you think there's a connection? 222 00:22:53,626 --> 00:22:55,192 No. I mean, it sounds like 223 00:22:55,194 --> 00:22:56,628 he had a lot of things going on. 224 00:22:56,630 --> 00:22:58,898 I mean, maybe he just wanted somebody to notice him. 225 00:22:58,900 --> 00:23:01,202 You know, a person can get really sick of just floating by. 226 00:23:02,638 --> 00:23:05,342 But I attract so many weirdos. 227 00:23:05,344 --> 00:23:07,677 Anyway, what's your story? 228 00:23:07,679 --> 00:23:10,948 - When did you move into the building? - A long time ago. 229 00:23:10,950 --> 00:23:13,453 Yeah, I definitely didn't move in recently. 230 00:23:13,455 --> 00:23:15,289 Thanks for this. 231 00:23:15,291 --> 00:23:17,492 I feel better. 232 00:23:20,329 --> 00:23:22,365 Hey, I just got my ears pierced. 233 00:23:22,367 --> 00:23:25,103 That's weird, huh, at my age? 234 00:23:25,105 --> 00:23:26,638 No. I mean, you're not that old 235 00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:28,407 or weird. You're just... 236 00:23:28,409 --> 00:23:31,045 - Hey, you got a call. - Oh, it's not for me. 237 00:23:31,047 --> 00:23:32,646 Frumpy-looking guy named Simon? 238 00:23:32,648 --> 00:23:35,150 That's me. Yeah. 239 00:23:35,152 --> 00:23:37,353 Would you excuse me? Mom? 240 00:23:37,355 --> 00:23:39,623 No, it's just a night terror. 241 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,062 No, that didn't ever happen. 242 00:23:44,232 --> 00:23:46,400 I know I'm a disappointment. 243 00:23:46,402 --> 00:23:49,237 I have to go now. I'm with a girl. 244 00:23:50,340 --> 00:23:52,409 Yes, a female girl. 245 00:23:52,411 --> 00:23:55,079 I don't know if she's fertile. 246 00:24:06,563 --> 00:24:09,767 "Thanks for the talk. Maybe see you at the ball. 247 00:24:09,769 --> 00:24:12,003 Here, play a song for me. Hannah. " 248 00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:28,212 No, nothing, you're not here. 249 00:25:28,214 --> 00:25:29,747 My card hasn't been working. 250 00:25:29,749 --> 00:25:31,750 Why does no one else have to swipe in? 251 00:25:31,752 --> 00:25:34,288 - See you in there! - Harris. wait, Harris, he knows... 252 00:25:34,290 --> 00:25:36,457 Harris, could you please tell her who I am? 253 00:25:36,459 --> 00:25:38,694 - I've never seen this man before in my life. - You're not here. 254 00:25:38,696 --> 00:25:40,629 - I've worked here for seven years. - You're just not here. 255 00:25:40,631 --> 00:25:42,566 Why would I try to break into something that's mandatory? 256 00:25:42,568 --> 00:25:44,802 - Planning on breaking in? - You know what "Mandatory" means? 257 00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,872 - 'Cause that's not allowed. - It means that no one wants to be here. 258 00:25:46,874 --> 00:25:48,641 You don't know what I want. 259 00:26:08,437 --> 00:26:10,939 # I was born 260 00:26:10,941 --> 00:26:14,545 # In East Virginia 261 00:26:15,848 --> 00:26:19,385 # North Carolina 262 00:26:19,387 --> 00:26:21,788 # I did love 263 00:26:23,225 --> 00:26:25,961 # There I met 264 00:26:25,963 --> 00:26:30,201 # A very pretty baby 265 00:26:30,203 --> 00:26:33,639 # Her name and age 266 00:26:33,641 --> 00:26:36,577 # I do not know 267 00:26:38,213 --> 00:26:42,586 # Well, in my heart you are # 268 00:26:42,588 --> 00:26:45,622 # My darling 269 00:26:45,624 --> 00:26:48,594 # At my door 270 00:26:48,596 --> 00:26:52,366 # You are welcome in 271 00:26:53,335 --> 00:26:56,672 # At my gate 272 00:26:56,674 --> 00:26:59,609 # I meet you, my darling 273 00:27:00,879 --> 00:27:02,947 # If your love 274 00:27:03,917 --> 00:27:06,620 # I could only win... 275 00:27:07,756 --> 00:27:08,955 You're not meant to be here. 276 00:27:08,957 --> 00:27:10,558 I have worked here for seven years. 277 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,994 I am an employee of this company. 278 00:27:11,996 --> 00:27:13,797 You'd be well-advised to let go of me. 279 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:16,000 Do not test my strength. 280 00:27:37,531 --> 00:27:39,333 # Still in the night... 281 00:27:39,335 --> 00:27:42,871 # I'm dreaming about you... 282 00:27:42,873 --> 00:27:45,042 Sir, this is not me. 283 00:27:45,044 --> 00:27:47,878 This is not me. 284 00:27:49,415 --> 00:27:51,751 No. This is not me, sir! 285 00:27:52,954 --> 00:27:56,457 # Just the thought 286 00:27:56,459 --> 00:28:00,563 # Of you, my darling... 287 00:28:00,565 --> 00:28:03,534 # Sends aching pains 288 00:28:03,536 --> 00:28:07,073 # All through my breast. 289 00:30:42,162 --> 00:30:44,798 I bought you a present, but I decided it wasn't appropriate. 290 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:45,899 Hmm? 291 00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:52,309 I bought you a present, 292 00:30:52,311 --> 00:30:55,280 but I decided it wasn't appropriate. 293 00:30:55,282 --> 00:30:57,017 Oh. 294 00:30:58,653 --> 00:31:00,120 Okay. 295 00:31:20,951 --> 00:31:22,787 I really didn't kick it that hard. 296 00:31:22,789 --> 00:31:25,222 The hardness of the kick was recorded. 297 00:31:27,794 --> 00:31:29,862 - Super. - I don't know what I was thinking. 298 00:31:29,864 --> 00:31:31,398 I've never done anything like that before. 299 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,867 If I could just trouble you for your card? 300 00:31:32,869 --> 00:31:33,903 Yeah. 301 00:31:33,905 --> 00:31:35,806 Magic. 302 00:31:39,343 --> 00:31:41,980 I'm afraid this card is corrupted. 303 00:31:41,982 --> 00:31:43,917 Corrupted? What does that mean, "Corrupted"? 304 00:31:43,919 --> 00:31:46,087 You will receive a replacement within six to eight weeks. 305 00:31:46,089 --> 00:31:48,056 Well, how will I get in and out of the building? 306 00:31:48,058 --> 00:31:49,256 Lovely. 307 00:31:51,260 --> 00:31:53,062 - This one? - Er, no, that one. 308 00:31:53,064 --> 00:31:54,898 And it's worth checking after a couple of screen pages. 309 00:31:54,900 --> 00:31:56,034 How do you not kill yourself? 310 00:31:56,036 --> 00:31:57,870 Jesus, that was brutal last night. 311 00:31:57,872 --> 00:31:59,773 So embarrassing getting chucked out. 312 00:31:59,775 --> 00:32:01,676 Hannah saw the whole thing, of course. 313 00:32:01,678 --> 00:32:02,943 Oh, yeah, you got it. That's it. 314 00:32:02,945 --> 00:32:04,378 Do you think you're being encouraging? 315 00:32:04,380 --> 00:32:06,215 Is that why you keep saying things? 316 00:32:06,217 --> 00:32:08,218 Maybe you should get your printer fixed is what I'm saying. 317 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:10,254 - Are you touching my earlobe? - Yes, I am. 318 00:32:10,256 --> 00:32:11,690 Aren't you like a million years old? 319 00:32:11,692 --> 00:32:12,824 Don't fight this. 320 00:32:12,826 --> 00:32:13,893 Harris, that's not appropriate. 321 00:32:13,895 --> 00:32:15,394 Why won't you die? 322 00:32:15,396 --> 00:32:17,364 We could really use 323 00:32:17,366 --> 00:32:19,234 a bright young man like you. 324 00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:22,037 Especially right now, with the big push and all. 325 00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:26,912 I'd like to introduce everyone to our newest co-worker. 326 00:32:26,914 --> 00:32:29,348 A bright young man who I'm sure will be an asset. 327 00:32:29,350 --> 00:32:32,987 He was the only one not fired in the final cull at our sister office. 328 00:32:32,989 --> 00:32:35,290 Even the cockroaches didn't survive. 329 00:32:35,292 --> 00:32:38,094 Well, I'll let you get started, young hotshot. 330 00:32:38,096 --> 00:32:40,564 Soon you'll have my job. 331 00:32:41,733 --> 00:32:43,434 Everyone, please welcome 332 00:32:43,436 --> 00:32:45,371 James Simon. 333 00:32:50,947 --> 00:32:52,816 There's no need to be alarmed. 334 00:32:52,818 --> 00:32:54,150 My cleaning lady's a diabetic. 335 00:32:54,152 --> 00:32:55,451 We just need to jam a cookie down his throat. 336 00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:57,121 No, no sir, I'm not diabetic. 337 00:32:57,123 --> 00:32:59,124 - It's just a shock that... - Don't worry, son. 338 00:32:59,126 --> 00:33:00,526 We're not replacing you. 339 00:33:00,528 --> 00:33:02,129 I'm not one of these holier-than-thou types. 340 00:33:02,131 --> 00:33:03,463 Drugs can be healthy for a person. 341 00:33:03,465 --> 00:33:05,133 Just leave it out of the office. 342 00:33:05,135 --> 00:33:06,434 No, no, not drugs, sir. No, no. 343 00:33:06,436 --> 00:33:08,237 Last night was a mistake. And now... 344 00:33:08,239 --> 00:33:10,040 now... now this strange man, I just... 345 00:33:10,042 --> 00:33:12,176 No need for details. It's happened to us all. 346 00:33:12,178 --> 00:33:14,379 Have a drink of water then get back to work. 347 00:34:01,381 --> 00:34:03,049 Harris. 348 00:34:03,051 --> 00:34:05,452 Harris, have you spoken to the new employee? 349 00:34:05,454 --> 00:34:07,856 - James? Yeah sure, I met him. - And? 350 00:34:07,858 --> 00:34:09,225 He seems all right. 351 00:34:09,227 --> 00:34:11,260 But did you notice anything strange about him? 352 00:34:11,262 --> 00:34:13,363 - I mean, did he remind you of anyone? - No. 353 00:34:13,365 --> 00:34:15,266 - No one at the office? - No. 354 00:34:15,268 --> 00:34:17,469 Okay. Would... 355 00:34:17,471 --> 00:34:19,239 Can I... could you... 356 00:34:19,241 --> 00:34:20,975 would... could I please just... 357 00:34:20,977 --> 00:34:23,344 you can... 358 00:34:23,346 --> 00:34:25,247 Thank you. 359 00:34:26,617 --> 00:34:28,519 Yeah. 360 00:34:52,253 --> 00:34:55,992 - Who did you have in mind? - Me, for instance. 361 00:34:57,260 --> 00:34:59,029 Oh yeah, suppose so. 362 00:34:59,031 --> 00:35:00,931 You suppose so? 363 00:35:00,933 --> 00:35:03,034 Yeah yeah, you look just like him. 364 00:35:03,036 --> 00:35:05,438 - Yes, I do, don't I? - Yeah, and you're not even Chinese. 365 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:07,308 - It's pretty fucked up. - Yes, it is that. 366 00:35:07,310 --> 00:35:08,642 Now now why didn't you notice? 367 00:35:08,644 --> 00:35:10,479 Well, no offence, mate, but... 368 00:35:10,481 --> 00:35:12,615 you're pretty unnoticeable. 369 00:35:12,617 --> 00:35:15,119 Bit of a non-person. 370 00:36:53,861 --> 00:36:55,529 What'll it be? 371 00:36:55,531 --> 00:36:57,565 What, do you want to go...? Okay, no, sorry then. 372 00:36:57,567 --> 00:36:59,468 I'll just have a... 373 00:36:59,470 --> 00:37:00,837 coke and a bagel. 374 00:37:00,839 --> 00:37:02,438 - We're out of bagels. - Oh. 375 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,609 Right, then, um... 376 00:37:04,611 --> 00:37:07,313 right. Then I'll just... 377 00:37:07,315 --> 00:37:09,615 - Come on. - Right, sorry, I just... 378 00:37:11,553 --> 00:37:15,124 I'll just... I can just have the coke then, I guess. 379 00:37:15,126 --> 00:37:16,893 - A coke. And you? - A coffee. 380 00:37:16,895 --> 00:37:18,596 - A coffee. - And scrambled eggs. 381 00:37:18,598 --> 00:37:20,432 We don't serve breakfast in the evening. 382 00:37:20,434 --> 00:37:22,901 - Why not? - Because it says so on the menu. 383 00:37:22,903 --> 00:37:24,704 - Well, do you still have eggs here? - Yeah. 384 00:37:24,706 --> 00:37:26,340 - And do you have a frying pan? - Yeah. 385 00:37:26,342 --> 00:37:28,610 Then do me a favor and make me some scrambled eggs. 386 00:37:28,612 --> 00:37:30,680 - Fine. anything else? - Bacon. 387 00:37:30,682 --> 00:37:32,316 - Bacon. - And toast. 388 00:37:32,318 --> 00:37:33,884 - And toast. - And a beer. 389 00:37:33,886 --> 00:37:35,586 And a beer. Anything else? 390 00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:36,854 - No, that's it. - Are you sure? 391 00:37:36,856 --> 00:37:38,657 Just get me the damn food. 392 00:37:40,696 --> 00:37:42,863 - What? I'm hungry. - No, it's just... 393 00:37:42,865 --> 00:37:45,300 I don't know, I would have never done that. 394 00:37:45,302 --> 00:37:47,269 - You don't like eggs? - No, I mean, I just... 395 00:37:47,271 --> 00:37:49,540 Don't think I would feel comfortable talking to someone like that. 396 00:37:49,542 --> 00:37:51,576 She's a waitress. She's here to serve us. 397 00:37:51,578 --> 00:37:53,879 If you don't tell her what you actually want, how can she do her job? 398 00:37:53,881 --> 00:37:56,617 No, I can see that... she can be a little short sometimes, 399 00:37:56,619 --> 00:37:59,186 and I do think being forthright certainly has its place. 400 00:37:59,188 --> 00:38:01,557 And I'm not, like, criticizing your behavior or anything. 401 00:38:01,559 --> 00:38:03,393 Here is your coffee, 402 00:38:03,395 --> 00:38:07,799 your beer and your breakfast. 403 00:38:07,801 --> 00:38:09,435 We're out of coke. 404 00:38:20,853 --> 00:38:22,988 You both have very beautiful hands. 405 00:38:22,990 --> 00:38:24,589 To be continued. 406 00:38:26,226 --> 00:38:28,261 Don't go anywhere. 407 00:38:28,263 --> 00:38:30,565 The dark-haired one is a dirty dirty thing. Which one do you want? 408 00:38:30,567 --> 00:38:33,336 - I'm sorry? - I prefer the brunette, but either way. 409 00:38:33,338 --> 00:38:35,339 That's all right, you can have both. 410 00:38:35,341 --> 00:38:37,675 - Never again. - I'm gonna go to the bathroom. 411 00:38:39,545 --> 00:38:41,447 - Hey, watch it, will you? - Sorry, sorry. 412 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,250 What the fuck are you gonna do about it? 413 00:38:43,252 --> 00:38:44,619 Hi, I don't think we've talked. 414 00:38:44,621 --> 00:38:46,455 Would you mind holding this for me? Thank you. 415 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:50,460 We should leave. 416 00:39:22,574 --> 00:39:24,442 How come you don't have a girlfriend? 417 00:39:25,379 --> 00:39:26,879 I don't know. 418 00:39:28,615 --> 00:39:30,384 You a flamer? 419 00:39:30,386 --> 00:39:33,322 No, there's someone I've been thinking about. 420 00:39:33,324 --> 00:39:34,723 A lot. 421 00:39:34,725 --> 00:39:37,094 - Like some fantasy shit? - No, she's real. 422 00:39:37,096 --> 00:39:38,863 A person. 423 00:39:38,865 --> 00:39:41,533 - So what's the problem? - I don't know. 424 00:39:44,371 --> 00:39:47,008 I have all these things that I want to say to her, like... 425 00:39:48,611 --> 00:39:51,047 like how I can tell that she's a lonely person, 426 00:39:51,049 --> 00:39:53,483 even if other people can't. 427 00:39:53,485 --> 00:39:56,487 'Cause... 'cause I know what it feels like 428 00:39:56,489 --> 00:39:59,726 to be lost and lonely and invisible. 429 00:40:01,396 --> 00:40:04,901 Simon, you have to go after what you want. 430 00:40:04,903 --> 00:40:08,672 I would tear the asshole off an elephant for a piece of trim I wanted that bad. 431 00:40:08,674 --> 00:40:10,107 I've tried talking to her, 432 00:40:10,109 --> 00:40:11,943 but I don't know how to be myself. 433 00:40:13,513 --> 00:40:16,984 It's like I'm permanently outside myself. 434 00:40:19,521 --> 00:40:22,692 Like... like you could push your hand 435 00:40:22,694 --> 00:40:24,929 straight through me if you wanted to. 436 00:40:26,632 --> 00:40:29,602 And I couldn't see the type of man that I wanna be 437 00:40:29,604 --> 00:40:31,505 versus the type of man I actually am. 438 00:40:31,507 --> 00:40:33,540 And I know that I'm doing it, 439 00:40:33,542 --> 00:40:36,479 but I'm incapable of doing what needs to be done. 440 00:40:37,414 --> 00:40:39,149 I'm like pinocchio. 441 00:40:40,652 --> 00:40:42,721 I'm a wooden boy, 442 00:40:42,723 --> 00:40:44,923 not a real boy. 443 00:40:46,527 --> 00:40:48,596 And it kills me. 444 00:43:18,378 --> 00:43:20,747 Hey, it's okay. He's with me. 445 00:43:20,749 --> 00:43:22,216 Oh. Please. 446 00:43:22,218 --> 00:43:24,319 Any friend of James's is a friend of mine. 447 00:43:29,661 --> 00:43:31,395 I'm not even making that up, really. 448 00:43:31,397 --> 00:43:33,999 Oh, Harris, did you get a chance to take a look at that report yet? 449 00:43:34,001 --> 00:43:35,936 Ah, good, thank you. No, not now. 450 00:43:35,938 --> 00:43:38,372 And, uh, Rudolph, no rush on the coffee. 451 00:43:38,374 --> 00:43:40,876 I'll take a nap or something. 452 00:44:03,943 --> 00:44:06,212 - What switch? - What switch? 453 00:44:06,214 --> 00:44:08,281 The switch. You're taking the aptitude test for me. 454 00:44:08,283 --> 00:44:10,251 We-we went through all this last night, the switch. 455 00:44:10,253 --> 00:44:11,920 - Please stop saying "The switch. " - You said you would help me 456 00:44:11,922 --> 00:44:13,389 with all this boring office-work crap like this test. 457 00:44:13,391 --> 00:44:14,958 I've got reports to finish. 458 00:44:14,960 --> 00:44:16,493 I am out of my booth. I have to teach Melanie. 459 00:44:16,495 --> 00:44:18,463 Just take the test. I'll babysit for an hour. 460 00:44:18,465 --> 00:44:21,133 - Do you even know what we do here? - What's to know? 461 00:44:22,805 --> 00:44:24,371 What if we get caught? 462 00:44:24,373 --> 00:44:27,309 Well, how will we get caught? We have the same face. 463 00:44:28,813 --> 00:44:31,282 You may now turn over your paper. 464 00:44:31,284 --> 00:44:33,818 Look at the two screens 465 00:44:33,820 --> 00:44:36,589 and identify the next figure in the sequence. 466 00:44:41,964 --> 00:44:43,899 All the boys in my school are so childish, so immature. 467 00:44:43,901 --> 00:44:45,902 No, nothing but a batch of raging hormones. 468 00:44:45,904 --> 00:44:47,470 It's like daddy wanted me to go on a date with his friend's son. 469 00:44:47,472 --> 00:44:49,173 Like just 'cause we're the same age doesn't mean 470 00:44:49,175 --> 00:44:50,876 - we have anything in common. - Mm-hmm, no. 471 00:44:50,878 --> 00:44:52,378 It's no substitute for a real spiritual connection 472 00:44:52,380 --> 00:44:53,947 or... or finding your soul mate. 473 00:44:55,517 --> 00:44:57,786 I don't know, I've always felt that emotional maturity 474 00:44:57,788 --> 00:44:59,487 is totally unrelated to material age. 475 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:01,925 I'm just interested in the real person. 476 00:45:01,927 --> 00:45:04,896 - Do you drink coffee? - No. 477 00:45:04,898 --> 00:45:06,198 Would you like to try one? 478 00:45:08,002 --> 00:45:10,438 - Finished already? - Yes, sorry. 479 00:45:11,907 --> 00:45:13,909 When do you think you'll have the results? 480 00:45:13,911 --> 00:45:16,980 For you, right away. 481 00:45:22,222 --> 00:45:25,024 But you need to realize that data entry 482 00:45:25,026 --> 00:45:28,196 and collection and computers and stuff, 483 00:45:28,198 --> 00:45:31,334 it can be sensual. It does have a romance. 484 00:45:31,336 --> 00:45:33,971 It can be sexy. All these lives that we're recording, 485 00:45:33,973 --> 00:45:36,308 their hopes, their dreams, their loves... 486 00:45:36,310 --> 00:45:40,013 each person out there, apart yet connected. 487 00:45:40,015 --> 00:45:43,285 We're giving these faceless people immortality. 488 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,122 Wow. 489 00:45:46,124 --> 00:45:48,125 That's an amazing way of looking at it. 490 00:45:52,232 --> 00:45:54,868 These results are off the charts, James. 491 00:45:54,870 --> 00:45:57,004 I knew we hired the right man, I just knew it. 492 00:45:57,006 --> 00:45:58,439 Thank you, sir. 493 00:45:58,441 --> 00:46:00,643 Where is the kid from that desk? 494 00:46:00,645 --> 00:46:03,012 He's been here a while; just between you and me, 495 00:46:03,014 --> 00:46:06,050 - he hasn't impressed. - I'm sure there must be some explanation. 496 00:46:06,052 --> 00:46:08,955 Sticking up for a co-worker even though he has limited ability... 497 00:46:08,957 --> 00:46:10,991 I like that. Very admirable. 498 00:46:13,262 --> 00:46:15,064 - So? - Where were you? 499 00:46:15,066 --> 00:46:17,199 - How did I do? - You aced it. 500 00:46:17,201 --> 00:46:20,338 - Oh! I knew it. - I told you to be back an hour ago. 501 00:46:20,340 --> 00:46:22,039 Oh, don't worry about it, the old man's an idiot. 502 00:46:22,041 --> 00:46:23,408 We are gonna be running this place. 503 00:46:23,410 --> 00:46:24,911 All right, so I will leave you to finish up 504 00:46:24,913 --> 00:46:26,246 and get out of your hair. 505 00:46:28,217 --> 00:46:30,318 Where is she? There she is! 506 00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:32,421 Oh, you got me. 507 00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:34,157 You got me. 508 00:46:36,662 --> 00:46:38,530 And it's a good thing I fixed my printer. 509 00:46:38,532 --> 00:46:40,066 Just used a little elbow grease, 510 00:46:40,068 --> 00:46:42,035 so I won't be needing to come down as much. 511 00:46:42,037 --> 00:46:44,071 When you rub them together they usually sound like crickets, 512 00:46:44,073 --> 00:46:46,008 - but... I've lost it. - And I'm sorry 513 00:46:46,010 --> 00:46:48,044 I missed you at the Colonel's ball the other night. 514 00:46:48,046 --> 00:46:50,214 - I think they've changed the cups. - Well, back to work. 515 00:46:50,216 --> 00:46:53,118 Hmm. Strange. 516 00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:55,654 - Hey, that went great! - I don't know. 517 00:46:55,656 --> 00:46:57,324 Leave her wanting more. Did you use the line 518 00:46:57,326 --> 00:46:59,192 about the elbow grease? That's erotic. 519 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:01,029 Okay, within a week you're going to get hand on boob. 520 00:47:01,031 --> 00:47:02,364 That is a promise. 521 00:47:02,366 --> 00:47:04,000 Now we stick to the plan, okay? No contact. 522 00:47:04,002 --> 00:47:05,703 Cold turkey for a few days. All right? 523 00:47:13,748 --> 00:47:15,617 Yeah yeah, she's definitely looking at you. 524 00:47:15,619 --> 00:47:17,987 You had a little setback at the ball, but now she's going 525 00:47:17,989 --> 00:47:20,156 "How come Simon hasn't been down to see me? Why is he being all mysterious? 526 00:47:20,158 --> 00:47:22,092 What's going on in that magnificent mind of his?" 527 00:47:22,094 --> 00:47:23,761 - Do you really think she's looking at me? - Yeah. 528 00:47:23,763 --> 00:47:25,297 - All right, now lick your lips. - Yeah. What? 529 00:47:25,299 --> 00:47:26,532 It sends out a subliminal sexual signal. 530 00:47:26,534 --> 00:47:28,068 Show the tongue, but be careful 531 00:47:28,070 --> 00:47:29,403 not to look like a lizard. Go. 532 00:47:29,405 --> 00:47:30,839 Yeah, now. 533 00:47:32,107 --> 00:47:33,809 - I feel so stupid. - Here we go. 534 00:47:35,045 --> 00:47:36,713 Oh... oh. 535 00:47:40,119 --> 00:47:41,420 Is that okay if I stand here? 536 00:47:41,422 --> 00:47:42,689 - Yes, it is. - Hmm. 537 00:47:45,359 --> 00:47:47,695 So I was thinking maybe we should meet up sometime. 538 00:47:49,666 --> 00:47:51,601 Just you and me. 539 00:48:10,796 --> 00:48:12,764 This is obviously making you uncomfortable. 540 00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:14,734 - I was wondering if he mentioned me. - No, it isn't. 541 00:48:14,736 --> 00:48:16,804 - When you say you've never met anyone like James... - Yes. 542 00:48:16,806 --> 00:48:19,174 - I've never met anyone like James. - I find that hard to process. 543 00:48:19,176 --> 00:48:20,710 - What's hard to process about it? - What is so unique about him? 544 00:48:20,712 --> 00:48:22,346 - I don't know. - Try to think. 545 00:48:24,115 --> 00:48:25,817 - He has something. - Yes, okay, but you've 546 00:48:25,819 --> 00:48:27,720 never even spoken to him, so how can you know if he has something? 547 00:48:27,722 --> 00:48:29,656 I think you can tell by looking at someone. 548 00:48:29,658 --> 00:48:32,160 - By looking at someone? i don't under... - Yes, fuck! 549 00:48:32,162 --> 00:48:34,463 - I'll tell him myself. - Let's not do that. That won't work. 550 00:48:34,465 --> 00:48:36,565 - I'm putting myself on the line, I'm vulnerable... - I understand that. 551 00:48:36,567 --> 00:48:38,201 - I thought you might wanna help. - I didn't mean to impose. 552 00:48:38,203 --> 00:48:39,837 No knife to your throat so don't worry about it. 553 00:48:39,839 --> 00:48:41,239 - No, no, I wanna tell him. Please let me. - Really? 554 00:48:41,241 --> 00:48:42,340 - Yes, I will tell him. - Are you sure? 555 00:48:42,342 --> 00:48:43,609 - Yes. - My God, thank you. 556 00:48:43,611 --> 00:48:45,212 - Thank you. - That's great, thank you. 557 00:48:45,214 --> 00:48:48,249 - Okay. - Um, thanks, er... 558 00:48:48,251 --> 00:48:50,652 - Simon. - ... Simon. I'm sorry. 559 00:48:50,654 --> 00:48:53,123 I'm just flustered, but that's great, thank you. 560 00:48:53,125 --> 00:48:55,193 - Are your hands normally this warm? - Quite often. 561 00:48:55,195 --> 00:48:57,896 Hmm. And when did you think our food will arrive? 562 00:48:57,898 --> 00:48:59,499 It normally takes awhile. 563 00:48:59,501 --> 00:49:01,334 I can't say I'm surprised, 564 00:49:01,336 --> 00:49:02,803 but I think this is a good thing. 565 00:49:02,805 --> 00:49:04,673 We'll make a date and you can go as me. 566 00:49:04,675 --> 00:49:06,442 - I'll give you more coaching. - Do you think that's ethical? 567 00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:07,810 Er, don't take this the wrong way, 568 00:49:07,812 --> 00:49:09,513 but I think it's unlikely you'll be able 569 00:49:09,515 --> 00:49:11,349 to get into an unethical situation on a first date. 570 00:49:11,351 --> 00:49:13,552 "Unethical," that's very sweet. 571 00:49:13,554 --> 00:49:15,487 When you're walking with a woman or standing next to one, 572 00:49:15,489 --> 00:49:17,490 you wanna put your hand on their lower back, not the ass... 573 00:49:17,492 --> 00:49:19,894 They sometimes get upset about that... but just above it. 574 00:49:19,896 --> 00:49:22,265 It shows you're interested, but you can push them down the stairs at any moment. 575 00:49:22,267 --> 00:49:23,900 - Why? - Because you've got leverage. 576 00:49:23,902 --> 00:49:25,736 - So wait, here? What? - Stop that. That's gay. 577 00:49:25,738 --> 00:49:27,171 - But you just did it to me. - Yes, but it was me. 578 00:49:27,173 --> 00:49:28,707 - Do you see the difference? - Oh. 579 00:49:28,709 --> 00:49:30,176 You can't be doing anything gay. No ice-cream cones. 580 00:49:30,178 --> 00:49:31,544 - I like ice cream. - It's delicious. 581 00:49:31,546 --> 00:49:33,513 Ice cream is fine in a cup, but in a cone is gay 582 00:49:33,515 --> 00:49:35,383 - unless you're with a woman at the time. - Anything else? 583 00:49:35,385 --> 00:49:36,785 No riding on a motorcycle with another man. 584 00:49:36,787 --> 00:49:38,455 Exceptions are drive-by shootings, bomb throwings 585 00:49:38,457 --> 00:49:40,357 and purse snatchings. Anything else is gay. 586 00:49:40,359 --> 00:49:42,193 - You know a lot about this. - Defense wins championships. 587 00:49:42,195 --> 00:49:43,795 You need to tell them how great you are all the time, 588 00:49:43,797 --> 00:49:46,199 - which means make things up. - What if they find out? 589 00:49:46,201 --> 00:49:48,402 Make it hard to research, like you were the captain of a Jai-Alai team 590 00:49:48,404 --> 00:49:49,838 or a brigadier general in the navy. Something like that. 591 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:51,474 I don't think anybody would believe that. 592 00:49:51,476 --> 00:49:52,907 Then change the subject and deny everything. 593 00:49:52,909 --> 00:49:54,677 I just don't know if that's me. 594 00:49:54,679 --> 00:49:56,380 That's why it's so good. 595 00:50:32,866 --> 00:50:35,336 Just say something. 596 00:50:36,572 --> 00:50:38,507 I used to be an olympic swimmer. 597 00:50:38,509 --> 00:50:40,410 Go to the bathroom now. 598 00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:42,347 Excuse me. I'm sorry. 599 00:50:46,051 --> 00:50:48,020 - What the fuck? - I can't do this 600 00:50:48,022 --> 00:50:49,689 with you shouting in my ear like that. 601 00:50:49,691 --> 00:50:51,625 This would be fine if you'd do what I tell you. 602 00:50:51,627 --> 00:50:54,364 Like jam my knee between her thighs? I can't do things like that. 603 00:50:54,366 --> 00:50:56,332 I know, that's why you're gonna die alone. 604 00:50:56,334 --> 00:50:58,035 Sorry, that was cruel. I'm just... 605 00:50:58,037 --> 00:51:00,038 I'm just so frustrated for you. 606 00:51:00,040 --> 00:51:02,842 Look, just give me your jacket. I'll patch things up, okay? 607 00:51:04,746 --> 00:51:05,947 - I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry. 608 00:51:05,949 --> 00:51:07,648 No, I am. I've screwed this up. 609 00:51:07,650 --> 00:51:09,417 You can't help it. You're just not good at this. 610 00:51:09,419 --> 00:51:11,086 - I know. - I know you know. Give me your jacket. 611 00:51:12,089 --> 00:51:14,525 Wait, did you move tables? 612 00:51:14,527 --> 00:51:15,927 No. 613 00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:21,401 - Hey, what are you doing? - I'm leaving, is that okay? 614 00:51:21,403 --> 00:51:24,005 No, why? 615 00:51:27,980 --> 00:51:31,750 #... Blue blue, blue chateau... # 616 00:51:38,026 --> 00:51:41,030 Just put it back on the hanger, thank you. 617 00:51:43,702 --> 00:51:45,970 #... Blue blue, blue chateau... # 618 00:52:21,655 --> 00:52:24,960 #... Blue blue, blue chateau # 619 00:52:24,962 --> 00:52:30,000 # Blue blue blue blue blue blue # 620 00:52:30,002 --> 00:52:34,640 # Chateau... 621 00:53:06,185 --> 00:53:07,854 Excuse me. 622 00:53:07,856 --> 00:53:09,924 Did you see a man who looks exactly like me 623 00:53:09,926 --> 00:53:12,627 - walk in here with a woman? - This boy's not serious. 624 00:53:12,629 --> 00:53:14,797 - Visitors have to sign in. - I'm not a visitor. 625 00:53:22,642 --> 00:53:25,947 No, I have to go. No, I really have to go. 626 00:53:25,949 --> 00:53:27,816 Okay, but I have to go. 627 00:53:27,818 --> 00:53:29,885 Yeah, I have to go. 628 00:53:29,887 --> 00:53:31,888 No, it isn't, I need to go. It's fine. 629 00:53:31,890 --> 00:53:33,857 I'm at work. 630 00:53:33,859 --> 00:53:36,227 Okay. 631 00:53:37,631 --> 00:53:40,167 Hi. Uh, I know the policy, 632 00:53:40,169 --> 00:53:42,704 but my printer is actually broken again, so. 633 00:53:42,706 --> 00:53:45,541 - How's your growth? - Hannah, the creepy guy's here again. 634 00:53:45,543 --> 00:53:47,844 Yeah. 635 00:53:47,846 --> 00:53:50,047 - Hi, creepy guy. - Hey, Hannah. 636 00:53:50,049 --> 00:53:52,118 I was just telling your colleague that I know the policy, 637 00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,953 but my printer is actually broken again. 638 00:53:53,955 --> 00:53:55,888 - Oh, I thought you fixed it with elbow grease. - Yes. 639 00:53:55,890 --> 00:53:58,126 Want me to call someone up to fix it? What's your desk number? 640 00:53:58,128 --> 00:54:00,596 - Hi, I'm with somebody whose printer is broken. - Oh, no, no. No, no. 641 00:54:00,598 --> 00:54:03,133 No, no, n,o no, I actually need the copy pretty urgently, yeah. 642 00:54:03,135 --> 00:54:06,071 Uh... it's a report of special importance to the Colonel. 643 00:54:06,073 --> 00:54:07,806 He's taken a particular interest in my findings lately. 644 00:54:07,808 --> 00:54:09,709 I haven't actually met him in person, 645 00:54:09,711 --> 00:54:11,611 but I think he knows a lot about my work, so maybe I'll just... 646 00:54:11,613 --> 00:54:13,347 Oh, that reminds me, 647 00:54:13,349 --> 00:54:16,052 you had your date with James, did you? 648 00:54:16,054 --> 00:54:17,655 Was that last night? 649 00:54:19,224 --> 00:54:20,858 Did you want me to photocopy that? 650 00:54:20,860 --> 00:54:23,228 Yes, please. That is why I'm here. 651 00:55:07,026 --> 00:55:08,794 One copy. 652 00:55:08,796 --> 00:55:11,230 - So how'd it go? - How did what go? 653 00:55:11,232 --> 00:55:13,266 With James. I just wanted to ask 654 00:55:13,268 --> 00:55:15,136 'cause I didn't see you on the train this morning. 655 00:55:15,138 --> 00:55:17,039 Not that I'm in the habit of seeing you on the train, 656 00:55:17,041 --> 00:55:18,708 but I wanted to ask 'cause I made the introduction. 657 00:55:18,710 --> 00:55:20,144 - Thanks for the introduction. - I wanted to make sure... 658 00:55:20,146 --> 00:55:21,278 that he didn't take advantage of me? 659 00:55:22,782 --> 00:55:24,783 Did he? 660 00:55:24,785 --> 00:55:27,253 Do that? 'Cause then I'd feel responsible 661 00:55:27,255 --> 00:55:29,690 - 'cause I made the introduction. - That's very kind of you. 662 00:55:29,692 --> 00:55:31,092 - So you're okay? - I'm okay. 663 00:55:31,094 --> 00:55:32,928 Okay, good. Then that's fine. Thank you. 664 00:55:32,930 --> 00:55:35,165 That's a relief, actually, to me. That's relieved me, 665 00:55:35,167 --> 00:55:37,869 because I made the introduction is all. Thank you, good. 666 00:55:37,871 --> 00:55:39,370 Guess who. 667 00:55:39,372 --> 00:55:41,406 Oh, God. This is Melanie. Hi, Melanie. 668 00:55:41,408 --> 00:55:43,076 - We've met. - Have we? 669 00:55:43,078 --> 00:55:45,246 Yeah. Papadopoulos asked me to tutor her. 670 00:55:45,248 --> 00:55:47,082 - He's the best teacher I've ever had. - Thank you. 671 00:55:47,084 --> 00:55:49,084 - I'm learning a lot. - Well, she's a good student. 672 00:55:49,086 --> 00:55:50,953 Pupil, so. So we'll get back to work. 673 00:55:50,955 --> 00:55:52,389 A lot. 674 00:55:53,324 --> 00:55:54,559 Okay. 675 00:55:58,800 --> 00:56:00,868 I'm not actually meant to be here, but I have a report 676 00:56:00,870 --> 00:56:03,070 that I think would be of interest to Mr. Papadopoulos. 677 00:56:03,072 --> 00:56:04,473 Sorry, my name is Simon James, 678 00:56:04,475 --> 00:56:06,943 but I don't have my I.D. Or my supplementary I.D. 679 00:56:06,945 --> 00:56:09,948 The only thing it hasn't been is consistent. I'll be one moment. 680 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:12,251 This is the report I was telling you about. 681 00:56:12,253 --> 00:56:13,921 Great work, James! 682 00:56:13,923 --> 00:56:15,389 That's the type of initiative I like. 683 00:56:15,391 --> 00:56:17,058 Oh, thank you, sir. I just think a man should do 684 00:56:17,060 --> 00:56:19,261 the best he can possibly do at the work he's doing. 685 00:56:19,263 --> 00:56:21,298 - But, sir, I... - I don't know what I'm paying you for. 686 00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:23,801 - Yeah. - This guy just started. Why can't you work like that? 687 00:56:23,803 --> 00:56:27,072 - I just started. - Sir, I think I have to make something clear here. I... 688 00:56:27,074 --> 00:56:28,373 Use words. 689 00:56:28,375 --> 00:56:30,310 Look, I'm not angry with you, son, 690 00:56:30,312 --> 00:56:32,814 I just hope you can raise the level of your performance. 691 00:56:32,816 --> 00:56:34,951 Hell! Why don't you work with James here? 692 00:56:34,953 --> 00:56:36,920 See if you can help him put something together. 693 00:56:36,922 --> 00:56:38,322 I would really like that. 694 00:56:38,324 --> 00:56:40,892 Yeah, Mr. P, that's a fantastic idea. 695 00:56:40,894 --> 00:56:42,528 I'm a good worker. I... 696 00:56:47,970 --> 00:56:50,373 So this is the great James Simon. 697 00:57:00,555 --> 00:57:02,590 This used to be my favorite song. 698 00:57:02,592 --> 00:57:04,526 There's no song playing. 699 00:57:04,528 --> 00:57:07,296 And you hate music. 700 00:57:07,298 --> 00:57:10,368 I think the nurse stole my undershirt. 701 00:57:16,444 --> 00:57:19,614 You're right, I do hate music. 702 00:57:19,616 --> 00:57:22,551 You're still not right. 703 00:57:25,858 --> 00:57:28,160 Make the cut deep. 704 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:34,869 - Oh, excuse me, sir? - Yeah? 705 00:57:34,871 --> 00:57:37,106 Did you know that people in here are carrying weapons? 706 00:57:37,108 --> 00:57:38,308 Yeah. 707 00:57:38,310 --> 00:57:40,577 How long has this been going on? 708 00:57:41,547 --> 00:57:43,249 A while. 709 00:59:20,588 --> 00:59:22,090 Hello. 710 00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:25,028 Hannah, this is James. 711 00:59:25,030 --> 00:59:27,730 Come up. I want you. 712 01:00:33,593 --> 01:00:35,595 I want you to stop seeing Hannah. 713 01:00:35,597 --> 01:00:37,698 - I see. - And I want you to stop messing around 714 01:00:37,700 --> 01:00:39,501 - with Melanie. - What else? 715 01:00:39,503 --> 01:00:41,604 And I want you to tell Papadopoulos that I've been 716 01:00:41,606 --> 01:00:43,306 doing all your work for you since you got here. 717 01:00:43,308 --> 01:00:44,507 Mm-hmm, okay. 718 01:00:44,509 --> 01:00:46,443 Well, I wanna show Papadopoulos 719 01:00:46,445 --> 01:00:47,779 this photo of you and his daughter. 720 01:00:47,781 --> 01:00:49,682 - Oh, well... - How do you sleep? 721 01:00:49,684 --> 01:00:51,518 Yeah, I just... 722 01:00:51,520 --> 01:00:53,654 Now who do you think Papadopoulos is gonna believe? 723 01:00:53,656 --> 01:00:56,224 Some dink he still calls Stanley? 724 01:00:56,226 --> 01:00:57,726 Or this guy? 725 01:00:59,263 --> 01:01:02,233 So I need the key... to your apartment. 726 01:01:02,235 --> 01:01:04,302 You see, Melanie is a bit of a screamer 727 01:01:04,304 --> 01:01:06,873 and I don't want Hannah coming up and making another scene. 728 01:01:06,875 --> 01:01:09,643 It'll just be easier if we use your place. 729 01:01:09,645 --> 01:01:11,879 Now do you need to see the photo again or are you okay? 730 01:01:21,928 --> 01:01:23,730 I'll also be taking other women up there 731 01:01:23,732 --> 01:01:25,399 in case you notice different smells. 732 01:01:26,737 --> 01:01:28,471 Hey. 733 01:01:28,473 --> 01:01:30,274 I'm James. 734 01:01:33,244 --> 01:01:35,446 Get up. 735 01:01:36,950 --> 01:01:38,885 Get up. 736 01:01:38,887 --> 01:01:40,921 Or do you wanna die on the ground, 737 01:01:40,923 --> 01:01:42,457 like a snake? 738 01:02:02,853 --> 01:02:04,689 There he is. 739 01:02:32,797 --> 01:02:34,699 - Hey, what are you working on? - It's private. 740 01:02:34,701 --> 01:02:36,434 Can you please not lean on my work station? 741 01:02:36,436 --> 01:02:38,303 - So I need that key again. - No. 742 01:02:38,305 --> 01:02:39,872 - That was it. No more. - All right, I understand. 743 01:02:39,874 --> 01:02:41,441 Hey, Mr. Papadopoulos. 744 01:02:41,443 --> 01:02:43,111 Simon has something he wanted to show you. 745 01:02:45,382 --> 01:02:47,484 - Oh. Key. - No, I can't. 746 01:02:47,486 --> 01:02:48,886 - Key. - No. 747 01:02:48,888 --> 01:02:51,322 Key. I have more. 748 01:02:51,324 --> 01:02:52,958 Fine. 749 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,728 I'll get a copy cut. Save future confusion. 750 01:02:58,768 --> 01:03:01,103 - Well, this better be good. - Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry. 751 01:03:01,105 --> 01:03:04,641 You need to step up, Stanley. I wanna see some real work from you. 752 01:03:04,643 --> 01:03:06,677 Actually, I'm working on something at the moment, sir. 753 01:03:06,679 --> 01:03:09,114 - Something that I... - Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. 754 01:03:11,352 --> 01:03:13,789 - Simon, I think that James is seeing someone else. - Yeah. 755 01:03:13,791 --> 01:03:16,792 And he told me that you sometimes watch my apartment from a telescope in your room, 756 01:03:16,794 --> 01:03:18,561 which I'm fine with actually, I don't really mind. 757 01:03:18,563 --> 01:03:19,997 It's kind of reassuring in a strange way, but... 758 01:03:19,999 --> 01:03:21,599 Wanna go to the coffee room? It's a little public. 759 01:03:21,601 --> 01:03:22,967 It could be interesting to find out 760 01:03:22,969 --> 01:03:24,470 who else he's seeing. Are you hearing this? 761 01:03:24,472 --> 01:03:25,672 Does that mean he's not seeing you? 762 01:03:25,674 --> 01:03:26,706 Not that he's even trying to hide it. 763 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:27,841 He's not a very good guy. 764 01:03:27,843 --> 01:03:28,909 Which I know and I always have known, 765 01:03:28,911 --> 01:03:29,911 but to be made a fool of by him? 766 01:03:29,913 --> 01:03:31,780 One second. By a villain. 767 01:03:31,782 --> 01:03:33,416 - I knew what he was... - Oh, no. It's not your fault. 768 01:03:33,418 --> 01:03:34,617 ...then he'd say something about how he knew me, 769 01:03:34,619 --> 01:03:35,986 that he could tell I was a lonely person, 770 01:03:35,988 --> 01:03:37,856 because he knew what it was like 771 01:03:37,858 --> 01:03:39,859 to be lonely and lost and invisible. 772 01:03:39,861 --> 01:03:41,961 Like... 773 01:03:41,963 --> 01:03:44,231 Like someone could just push their hand straight through you. 774 01:03:46,469 --> 01:03:48,537 I think you should definitely not see him. 775 01:03:48,539 --> 01:03:50,640 He told me he felt like Pinocchio. 776 01:03:50,642 --> 01:03:52,610 - Do you know who Pinocchio is? - No. 777 01:03:52,612 --> 01:03:54,612 He's this wooden boy. He's held up by strings. 778 01:03:54,614 --> 01:03:56,615 He wants to feel like a real boy. Do you understand? 779 01:03:56,617 --> 01:03:58,017 - No. - I feel like Pinocchio. 780 01:03:58,019 --> 01:03:59,753 Okay. 781 01:03:59,755 --> 01:04:02,625 So is that okay if I come to your apartment tonight? 782 01:04:02,627 --> 01:04:04,862 I know it's kinda strange to ask but I wanted to see for myself, 783 01:04:04,864 --> 01:04:06,763 you know, if he's taking girls back there. 784 01:04:06,765 --> 01:04:08,967 No, I'm sorry, that's not possible because I have to work. 785 01:04:08,969 --> 01:04:11,170 - But... - I'm not gonna be home tonight, I'll be here. 786 01:04:11,172 --> 01:04:13,206 But that's okay, you can just give me your key. 787 01:04:13,208 --> 01:04:15,610 - I don't have a key. - You don't have a key? 788 01:04:15,612 --> 01:04:18,113 - No. - You don't have a key to your own apartment? 789 01:04:18,115 --> 01:04:20,683 - No. - How do you get in? 790 01:04:20,685 --> 01:04:22,486 - I can't get in. - Why are you lying? 791 01:04:22,488 --> 01:04:23,921 I'm not. I just don't know... 792 01:04:23,923 --> 01:04:26,125 if it's a good idea to spy on people. 793 01:04:26,127 --> 01:04:28,195 And... 794 01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:31,632 I think you might be becoming a little obsessive. 795 01:04:31,634 --> 01:04:33,468 - Why are you touching me? - I'm not. 796 01:04:33,470 --> 01:04:35,504 I just... 797 01:04:35,506 --> 01:04:37,073 also... 798 01:04:37,075 --> 01:04:38,743 feel like Pinocchio. 799 01:04:41,682 --> 01:04:43,016 You're a snake. 800 01:06:01,728 --> 01:06:03,697 I haven't done anything wrong. 801 01:07:02,416 --> 01:07:04,283 What is your name? 802 01:07:04,285 --> 01:07:06,086 I'm a visitor. I would like to sign in. 803 01:07:07,223 --> 01:07:09,391 What is your name? 804 01:07:11,963 --> 01:07:13,397 My name is Simon James. 805 01:07:13,399 --> 01:07:16,436 You're wanted in worker services, Simon James. 806 01:07:19,273 --> 01:07:21,876 Mmm. 807 01:07:23,013 --> 01:07:24,847 Mmm. 808 01:07:28,053 --> 01:07:30,388 Mmm. Poor chap. 809 01:07:30,390 --> 01:07:31,523 Oh. 810 01:07:36,799 --> 01:07:39,001 - You don't exist any more. - Excuse me? 811 01:07:39,003 --> 01:07:40,436 You're no longer on the system. 812 01:07:40,438 --> 01:07:42,139 Well, just put me back in the system. 813 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,741 - I can't put you back in the system. - Why? 814 01:07:43,743 --> 01:07:44,909 Because you don't exist. I can't put someone 815 01:07:44,911 --> 01:07:46,111 who doesn't exist in the system. 816 01:07:46,113 --> 01:07:47,345 But I used to be in the system. 817 01:07:47,347 --> 01:07:49,248 Not according to the system. In fact, 818 01:07:49,250 --> 01:07:51,151 according to the system, you've never existed. 819 01:07:51,153 --> 01:07:54,123 - How reliable is the system? - Hey, it's completely reliable. 820 01:07:54,125 --> 01:07:56,358 Yes, but I used to exist... I do exist! 821 01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,829 - I'm standing in this room, aren't I? - And? 822 01:07:58,831 --> 01:08:01,767 - So how do I get back in the system? - You need a card. 823 01:08:01,769 --> 01:08:03,303 - Right. so can I please get a new card? - No. 824 01:08:03,305 --> 01:08:04,871 - Why? - Because you're not in the system. 825 01:08:04,873 --> 01:08:06,307 So, it's... Well... 826 01:08:06,309 --> 01:08:08,209 So that's it? 827 01:08:08,211 --> 01:08:10,946 That's it. 828 01:08:10,948 --> 01:08:12,615 I'll leave you to make your own arrangements. 829 01:08:24,466 --> 01:08:26,468 - You okay, buddy? - Yeah. 830 01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:28,973 - Thanks, Harris. - Yeah, it's gotta be pretty rough on you. 831 01:08:28,975 --> 01:08:31,176 - Yeah, I guess it is. - I, uh, got you this book. 832 01:08:31,178 --> 01:08:34,012 James told us about your problems. 833 01:08:34,014 --> 01:08:35,248 You need to read it pronto though; 834 01:08:35,250 --> 01:08:37,184 It's only returnable through friday. 835 01:08:37,186 --> 01:08:38,285 - Thanks. - No worries. 836 01:08:38,287 --> 01:08:39,854 Hey, ah, I was just wondering... 837 01:08:39,856 --> 01:08:41,390 Yeah, I'll help you with your report. 838 01:08:41,392 --> 01:08:43,093 - If you could have it ready by tomorrow. - Fine. 839 01:08:43,095 --> 01:08:44,227 - And tomorrow's friday. - I know. 840 01:08:44,229 --> 01:08:45,496 So both the book and the report need 841 01:08:45,498 --> 01:08:46,864 - to be finished by tomorrow. - Okay. 842 01:08:46,866 --> 01:08:48,065 Friday. Yeah, oh, by the way, 843 01:08:48,067 --> 01:08:49,434 if you're looking for James, 844 01:08:49,436 --> 01:08:51,004 he's in the office with Papadopoulos. 845 01:08:51,006 --> 01:08:53,007 Apparently he's written this incredible report 846 01:08:53,009 --> 01:08:54,309 on how to increase efficiency. 847 01:08:54,311 --> 01:08:56,112 Yeah, Pap's pretty impressed. 848 01:08:56,114 --> 01:08:59,015 Hey, you're fucking boring; what's regression analysis? 849 01:08:59,017 --> 01:09:00,450 Oh, this one is so silly. 850 01:09:00,452 --> 01:09:02,487 These two Chinese virgins get married. 851 01:09:02,489 --> 01:09:04,957 It's the night of the wedding, they've just finished boning. 852 01:09:04,959 --> 01:09:07,227 And the husband says, "That was great, that was really great. 853 01:09:07,229 --> 01:09:09,196 Is there anything else you'd like to try?" 854 01:09:09,198 --> 01:09:10,999 - And then the woman says... - Mr. Papadopoulos? 855 01:09:11,001 --> 01:09:12,434 - Hold on a sec. - No, it's okay. 856 01:09:12,436 --> 01:09:14,871 So the woman says, "I think I would like to try #69. " 857 01:09:14,873 --> 01:09:16,340 And the guy, he thinks for a second. 858 01:09:16,342 --> 01:09:18,143 And... pay attention, Rudolph, you'll like this. 859 01:09:18,145 --> 01:09:20,313 He says, "You want breef with broccori?" 860 01:09:21,650 --> 01:09:24,118 It is silly. What did I tell you? 861 01:09:24,120 --> 01:09:26,187 Sir. Sir, I think we need to talk. 862 01:09:26,189 --> 01:09:28,457 You! I can't believe you'd dare. 863 01:09:28,459 --> 01:09:30,660 - Sir, I work here and I... - You pervert. 864 01:09:30,662 --> 01:09:33,130 James told me everything about you and Melanie. 865 01:09:33,132 --> 01:09:35,435 Hell knows she's handsome, she's a Papadopoulos, 866 01:09:35,437 --> 01:09:37,570 but to abuse a young woman's trust like that? 867 01:09:37,572 --> 01:09:39,506 Sir, this man is a fraud. 868 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:42,110 You should talk! He's the finest employee 869 01:09:42,112 --> 01:09:43,946 - we've ever had. - Oh, sir, thank you. 870 01:09:43,948 --> 01:09:45,549 He doesn't even know what we do here. 871 01:09:45,551 --> 01:09:48,086 Er, this and that. 872 01:09:48,088 --> 01:09:49,988 Okay, what is regression analysis? 873 01:09:49,990 --> 01:09:51,423 Who took your test for you? 874 01:09:51,425 --> 01:09:53,426 Sir, I have been through all of this in the report. 875 01:09:53,428 --> 01:09:54,996 I think maybe he needs some help. 876 01:09:54,998 --> 01:09:57,065 - He's gone a little crazy. - No, no, no, no, no. 877 01:09:57,067 --> 01:09:59,469 No, Sir, this cannot stand. No, no, no, no. 878 01:09:59,471 --> 01:10:01,705 Stay away from me. Stay away from me. No, no, no, no. 879 01:10:01,707 --> 01:10:05,110 No. No Sir, he stole my face. 880 01:10:05,112 --> 01:10:07,346 Look at me! Look at me! 881 01:10:07,348 --> 01:10:09,182 Look at him! He stole my face! 882 01:10:09,184 --> 01:10:11,119 - You need to leave. - No! 883 01:10:11,121 --> 01:10:13,155 You do! Get off of me! 884 01:10:13,157 --> 01:10:16,393 Stanley! 885 01:10:16,395 --> 01:10:19,063 - Give Rudolph his arm back! - No, no, no, no, no! 886 01:10:19,065 --> 01:10:20,365 Stay back! Stay back! 887 01:10:20,367 --> 01:10:22,168 No, no, no. No, no, no, no. 888 01:10:22,170 --> 01:10:24,171 Stay away from me! No, I need to see the Colonel. 889 01:10:24,173 --> 01:10:26,508 - Stanley, we all love you. - I need to see the Colonel. 890 01:10:26,510 --> 01:10:28,576 The Colonel will understand. 891 01:10:28,578 --> 01:10:31,647 - Please, where is the Colonel? - You need help. 892 01:10:31,649 --> 01:10:34,018 - No, I don't need help. - What's the problem, Stanley? 893 01:10:34,020 --> 01:10:36,021 Hey! You fuckers! 894 01:10:36,023 --> 01:10:38,558 You don't know who you're dealing with. 895 01:10:38,560 --> 01:10:42,029 You don't know who you're dealing with, you fuckers. 896 01:10:42,031 --> 01:10:44,032 You fucking fucks. 897 01:10:44,034 --> 01:10:46,335 I am a person. 898 01:10:46,337 --> 01:10:48,605 Stay back! Stay back, you fucks! 899 01:10:48,607 --> 01:10:50,775 You fucking fuckers! 900 01:10:50,777 --> 01:10:53,479 I am a person! 901 01:10:53,481 --> 01:10:54,713 I exist! 902 01:12:20,838 --> 01:12:22,606 Here we are. 903 01:12:22,608 --> 01:12:24,442 Has she ever tried anything like this before? 904 01:12:24,444 --> 01:12:26,545 - No. - No? First timer! 905 01:12:26,547 --> 01:12:28,682 Good stuff. Well, these things happen. 906 01:12:28,684 --> 01:12:30,551 You mustn't blame yourself. 907 01:12:30,553 --> 01:12:32,621 Was it pills that she took? I heard it was pills. 908 01:12:32,623 --> 01:12:34,524 - Yes. - Yes. 909 01:12:34,526 --> 01:12:37,595 Fantastiche. How many pills do you think she swallowed? 910 01:12:37,597 --> 01:12:39,397 I have nought to 10, 10 to 20, 911 01:12:39,399 --> 01:12:41,634 20 to 30, or 30-plus. 912 01:12:41,636 --> 01:12:43,403 I don't know. I wasn't there. 913 01:12:43,405 --> 01:12:45,673 - If you were to guess. - I'm not going to guess. 914 01:12:45,675 --> 01:12:48,276 - But if you had to guess. - I don't have to. 915 01:12:48,278 --> 01:12:50,546 - Is she going to be okay? - I'll just stick a little 916 01:12:50,548 --> 01:12:52,215 question mark on it for the moment. 917 01:12:52,217 --> 01:12:55,554 What? What is it? 918 01:12:58,893 --> 01:13:00,595 All bloody morning, you know. 919 01:13:00,597 --> 01:13:02,697 How long have you two been married? 920 01:13:02,699 --> 01:13:04,634 Would you excuse us, please, Martin? 921 01:13:04,636 --> 01:13:07,237 - Mr. James, can I have a word? - Yeah, that's fine. 922 01:13:07,239 --> 01:13:08,906 I'll just keep going with this... 923 01:13:08,908 --> 01:13:11,410 and take care of this bloody guy! 924 01:13:12,747 --> 01:13:15,448 Has she tried anything like this before? 925 01:13:15,450 --> 01:13:17,618 No, I don't think so. 926 01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:19,888 - Do you fight a lot? - Sometimes. 927 01:13:19,890 --> 01:13:22,593 I'm afraid to say she's had a miscarriage. I'm sorry. 928 01:13:22,595 --> 01:13:25,297 Was it your first pregnancy? 929 01:13:25,299 --> 01:13:27,732 - Yes. - The good thing is she's healthy 930 01:13:27,734 --> 01:13:30,704 and it was very early, so she won't feel too much pain. 931 01:13:32,374 --> 01:13:34,009 These things happen. 932 01:13:34,011 --> 01:13:35,945 You mustn't blame yourself. 933 01:14:27,587 --> 01:14:29,689 You probably think I should be thankful 934 01:14:29,691 --> 01:14:31,958 that you took me to the hospital, but I'm not. 935 01:14:33,561 --> 01:14:35,663 I wanted to die 936 01:14:35,665 --> 01:14:38,100 and now I'm afraid I won't have the courage to try again. 937 01:14:40,372 --> 01:14:41,806 Do you wanna know what I think? 938 01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,911 I think that you should kill yourself. 939 01:14:47,548 --> 01:14:50,719 I promise I won't try to stop you halfway through. 940 01:16:51,893 --> 01:16:54,929 Hi, uh, this is a message for... 941 01:16:54,931 --> 01:16:57,099 Simon James. 942 01:16:57,101 --> 01:16:59,804 Uh, your mother passed away this morning 943 01:16:59,806 --> 01:17:02,074 following a major ce-ree-bral 944 01:17:02,076 --> 01:17:04,743 s... ceree-bral? 945 01:17:04,745 --> 01:17:06,779 Cere-bral... cerebral occurrence. 946 01:17:06,781 --> 01:17:09,584 Um, in accordance with her wishes, 947 01:17:09,586 --> 01:17:11,120 she's to be buried at night. 948 01:17:11,122 --> 01:17:13,624 If you wish to attend the funeral, 949 01:17:13,626 --> 01:17:15,692 it starts at midnight at the cemetery 950 01:17:15,694 --> 01:17:18,062 to the rear of the home. Not the rear but, um... 951 01:17:18,064 --> 01:17:21,601 to the... down the side and then towards the rear of the home. 952 01:17:21,603 --> 01:17:23,704 All right. Bye. 953 01:17:23,706 --> 01:17:25,807 Yea, though I walk through the valley 954 01:17:25,809 --> 01:17:28,811 of the shadow of death I will fear no evil 955 01:17:28,813 --> 01:17:30,814 for thou art with me. 956 01:17:30,816 --> 01:17:33,351 - Thy rod and thy staff... - Don't look now. 957 01:17:33,353 --> 01:17:35,154 ...they will comfort me. 958 01:17:35,156 --> 01:17:37,958 Thou preparest a table before me 959 01:17:37,960 --> 01:17:40,094 in the presence of mine enemies. 960 01:17:40,096 --> 01:17:41,929 Look look, we can get you help, 961 01:17:41,931 --> 01:17:43,932 but now is a time for family. Just don't engage. 962 01:17:43,934 --> 01:17:45,669 Who are you? Who is this fuck? 963 01:17:45,671 --> 01:17:47,371 Why have you got his face? Why have you got his face? 964 01:17:47,373 --> 01:17:48,607 Just don't engage. Don't engage. 965 01:17:48,609 --> 01:17:49,941 Is he mental? Are you mental? 966 01:17:49,943 --> 01:17:51,377 - Just don't engage. - What are you doing? 967 01:17:51,379 --> 01:17:52,680 - Okay. - Don't touch me! 968 01:17:52,682 --> 01:17:54,181 - Don't engage. - Oi! 969 01:17:54,183 --> 01:17:55,849 Oi! 970 01:17:55,851 --> 01:17:58,287 - Don't engage. - Don't touch me! 971 01:17:59,992 --> 01:18:02,160 What is it? 972 01:18:07,935 --> 01:18:09,469 Get up. 973 01:18:10,405 --> 01:18:12,074 Get off your knees. 974 01:19:07,954 --> 01:19:09,422 Oh. 975 01:19:37,429 --> 01:19:39,198 - Where are you going? - Fuck off! 976 01:19:39,200 --> 01:19:40,500 Oh hey, James. 977 01:19:51,250 --> 01:19:53,552 - Oh my God, look at you. - You know who I am, don't you? 978 01:19:53,554 --> 01:19:55,388 - Are you okay? - You recognize me. 979 01:19:55,390 --> 01:19:57,090 Of course. Simon, what happened to you? 980 01:19:57,092 --> 01:19:59,193 I don't want to be a boy held up by string. 981 01:19:59,195 --> 01:20:01,129 - Okay. - Okay? 982 01:20:03,200 --> 01:20:04,634 Bye. 983 01:21:31,960 --> 01:21:33,996 Yes. 984 01:21:35,399 --> 01:21:37,033 I'm okay. 985 01:22:01,704 --> 01:22:04,507 That is where I am. 986 01:22:08,112 --> 01:22:10,347 Yes, I am looking at him now. 987 01:22:14,220 --> 01:22:16,390 He is about to jump. 988 01:22:16,392 --> 01:22:18,527 Please hurry. 989 01:25:24,327 --> 01:25:26,529 There aren't too many like you. 990 01:25:26,531 --> 01:25:28,732 Are there, Simon? 991 01:25:38,747 --> 01:25:41,516 I'd like to think I'm pretty unique.