由於一些古怪的、已經被淡忘的原因， For some odd reason, lost in the mists of time,
威爾士人稱呼別人時很少用姓， there's an extraordinary shortage of last names in Wales.
總是直呼其名 Almost everyone seems to be a Williams, a Jones or an Evans.
為了避免搞錯人 To avoid widespread confusion,
威爾士人通常在名字後面加上職業 Welsh people often add an occupation to a name.
比如，Williams，加油的 For example, there was Williams the Petroleum...
或者Williams，收屍的 - and Williams the Death.
有 Jones 酒鬼 和 Jones 種菜的 There was Jones the Bottle and Jones the Prize Cabbage,
這樣來描述他們的愛好和個性 which described his hobby and his personality.
Evans 賣肉的 和 Evans 世界末日 Evans the Bacon... and Evans the End of the World.
上帝告訴我們，聖經包羅萬象 The Lord God tells us. It's all in His book.
但有一個人的名字卻是個謎 But one man's name was a puzzle.
直到10歲，我向爺爺問起 And it wasn't until I was ten years old that I asked my grandfather...
那個擁有最長最神秘名字的人 about the man with the longest and most enigmatic name of all.
『上去是丘，下來是山的英國人』？ The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Mountain?
這是一個很長的名字，有一個很長的故事 Now there's a long name for you, and a long story.
你不會坐臥不寧吧？ You are not going to fidget, are you?
這是一個故事，而且是一段史詩啊 For this is a story... an epic story.
是啊，史詩 Yes, epic.
1917年，一個禮拜天 It must have been 1917, on a Sunday,
兩個退役軍官來到了富農山 when two retired army officers arrived in Ffynnon Garw.
年輕的那個叫Anson，剛開始享受生活 The younger man, Anson, was just startin' to enjoy life,
傷癒出院，從法國前線回來 having recently left hospital after service in France.
他上司，George Garrad However, his superior, George Garrad,
是退伍後到的地形測量局 had been retired to the Ordnance Survey...
想讓他的團隊振奮士氣 in the hope that this would help the morale of his troops,
他曾酗酒成性 who'd been driven to drink by his irksome personality.
大多數男人都上前線了 Many men had gone to the Great War,
村子裡剩下的都在教堂 and the rest of the village was in chapel.
當然了，除了Morgan 山羊 All except Morgan the Goat, of course.
哦，不好意思，有人講英語嗎？ Oh, uh, excuse me. Well, does anyone here speak English?
英國人？ Oh, English, are you?
怪不得呢 Huh? Huh. That would explain everything.
禮拜天，都在教堂！ - Well, it's Sunday. They're all in chapel. - We're just wondering if, um...
好吧，我們還是繼續走吧 Charming. We'll press on, I think.
你們到底想不想進來了？ - Well, do you want to come in or don't you?
就像剛才說的，其他村裡人都在教堂 As I said, the rest of the village was in chapel,
包括孩子和母親 includin' mothers with babies.
因為年輕人去打仗，小屁孩看起來就多了 Since the young men went to war, there seemed to be a lot of ginger-haired babies.
不過那是困難時期，沒人在意 But in those hard times, no one seemed to mind...
當然，Jones牧師除外 except Reverend Jones, of course.
壞人難道只有在德國有嗎？ Are all of the wicked men just in Germany?
壞人是不是也只在 Wouldn't that be nice if all the wicked men...
法國戰場上有呢？ were on the battlefields of France?
Jones牧師那天狀態非常好 Oh, Reverend Jones was in fine form that day.
幾乎每個禮拜天，他都鼓吹反戰 Nearly every Sunday he preached against the war...
接著就抨擊那個Morgan山羊 and Morgan the Goat, in that order,
當然，他從來都不會提Morgan的名字，都懂的 though he never mentioned Morgan the Goat by name, of course.
壞人也在我們中間 They are also among us here...
就在這個小村裡 in this very village.
要些什麼？ What's yours?
多謝 Well, um, that's very kind.
我要一杯苦啤 I'll, uh, have a pint of bitter, thank you.
Morgan?
這地方還不錯，是吧？ Well, pleasant enough sort of place, isn't it?
還算不錯，威爾士嘛 I suppose so, considering it's Wales.
一位貴客，一位常客 A valued guest. A regular.
很特別，甚至很優雅 Very particular. Refined even.
貌似這地方很熱鬧啊 - This is turning out to be quite a busy spot.
現在，哦 Now then. Oh.
我討厭夏天 Oh, I hate the summer.
早，警官 Ah, morning, Sergeant.
早。我是George Garrad Morning. My name is Garrad. George Garrad.
我們要住旅店 Uh, we're staying here at the inn.
我猜這是你們的行李。英國人？ I guessed that from your luggage. English, are you?
找礦嗎？恐怕是 Looking for more coal, I suppose.
不。我們是製圖師。 No. Cartographer, actually.
就像勘測員那樣的 Yes, sort of surveyors, if you like.
我們製作地圖，來這裡測量山峰 We make maps. We're here to measure the mountains.
很有用啊，我覺得 Very useful, I'm sure.
對戰爭來說是很有用 I'll have you know it's an important part of the war effort.
一個國家必須瞭解自己的地形 One must know one's terrain.
你們是來對地方了 You've come to the right place with your measurings.
這裡有地形可測，有山，威爾士第一山 There's some terrain. That's a mountain. First mountain in Wales.
叫啥來著？富農山？ - What's it called? - Ffynnon Garw.
天啊，這些威爾士地名 Goodness gracious, these Welsh names.
能再說一遍嗎？ Would you mind saying that again?
很簡單，聽著 "Fuh-non Gar-rue," man. It's simple. Listen.
我給你們寫下來 I'll write it down for you now...
這樣寫在地圖上就不會錯了 so you can get it right on your map doings.
是啊，除非它能有1000英尺高 Of course, it will only appear if it's over a thousand feet.
別傻了，肯定有1000英尺高 Don't be twp, man. That's well over a thousand.
Now then.
對不起 Oh, eh... Excuse me.
再來一杯？ - I think... - You ready for another?
不用找了，Morgan先生！ You can keep the change, Mr. Morgan!
謝謝，Elizabeth小姐，非常感謝 Thank you, Miss Elizabeth. Thank you very much.
哦，那個Morgan Ooh, that Morgan!
抱歉，能給我一杯苦啤嗎？ Look, sorry. Could I please have a pint of bitter?
英語不用說這麼大聲吧？ No need to get all English about it.
有英國人在旅店，他們說要測量大山 Hey, the English are in the pub, and they say they come to measure the mountain.
千里迢迢，就為了測量我們的山 All this way just to measure our mountain.
測量？ Measuring it?
誰要知道這山的高度，我問 Well, who needs to know the height of a mountain, I ask.
- 再來一杯？ - 不，不用 - Another drink, gentlemen? - [Garrad] Ah-ha! No. No.
你真好客 - No, thank you. Most hospitable.
- 還需要什麼嗎？ - 不了 - Anything else I can be getting you? - No.
那好吧，我去遛狗。一早見 All right then. I'll be taking the dog for a walk. See you in the morning.
哦，有件事 Oh, there is one thing.
我知道戰爭時期難僱人，不過我們需要一個幫手 I know it's hard to find staff in this time of war, but we will require an assistant.
最好是強壯些的 Someone quite strong, preferably.
我想你會知道，我們皇家地形測量局 I think you will find that His Majesty's Ordnance Survey...
是會給予適當的報酬的 will provide equitable remuneration.
會給的，可能不是很多 They'll pay, but not very much.
Oh.
那些沒去法國的都在挖礦 Well, those that aren't in France are down the mines.
- 有一個Johnny，碰上炮彈就休克的。 - 誰？ - Of course, there's Johnny Shellshocked. - Sorry. Who?
Johnny Jones，從戰場回來的。沒什麼事做 Johnny Jones, back from the war. Gone a little doodle-alley-tap.
- 他和姐姐一起住，可憐的孩子。不過夠強壯。 - 明白了 - He lives with his sister, poor thing. But strong. - Oh, I see.
如果不需要他講話，或者思考的話 As long as you don't expect him to talk... or think.
我們需要搬運工那樣的 We will require his services just as a porter.
哦，Johnny應該沒問題的 Oh, well. Johnny should be able to manage that.
- 也許我們該見見他。 - 那是當然，一早就見 - Perhaps we could meet him. - Oh, absolutely. First thing in the morning.
他好像有條不太安生的狗，是吧 He seems to have rather an impatient dog, wouldn't you say?
是 Yeah.
- 為啥不呢？ - 因為他還不行 - Why not? - Because he's not ready.
他只要把桿子拿直了 All he has to do is hold a pole straight.
別瞎說，光扶扶桿子，誰會付錢啊 Don't be twp. No one gets paid for just holdin' a pole.
除非是Cardiff來的Betty Unless you're Betty from Cardiff.
- 別再說了。 - Megan說看到她了 - Don't start that again. - Megan said she saw her,
給週末的酒吧又增添了情趣 all tarted up again in the pub on Saturday.
她是來建議我重新裝修一下 She's been advisin' me on the refurbishment of my establishment.
重新裝修！ Refurbishin' your establishment!
從沒聽過這麼說的 I've never heard it called that before.
早，Johnny Mornin', Johnny.
酒店裡有一些英國人，製作地圖的，愚蠢的傢伙們 I got some English stayin' at the pub. Makin' maps, daft buggers.
他們需要幫助 They need help, of course.
需要有人幫他們拿東西 Someone to carry what they can't or won't.
有報酬的 There's money.
我跟他們說你感興趣，怎麼樣？ So should I tell them you're interested?
就這樣，待會兒來旅店，好嗎？ Well, uh, come along to the pub later, all right?
早，Jones牧師 Ah! Good mornin', Reverend Jones.
我看到上帝和他的天堂，萬物安好 I see God's in His heaven and all's well with the world.
- 你羞恥嗎？ -不！ - Have you no shame? - No!
我忘了把羞恥放哪兒了 I can't think where I've left it.
啥時候土丘會變高山？ When does a hill become a mountain?
我覺得那是一個很長的過程 I think it must be a comparative term. I mean,
想想印度的喜馬拉雅山 you take the Himalayas of India.
那些一萬英尺的山峰，哪怕是從山腳算起 There they have mountains of 10,000 feet which are referred to, I believe, as foothills.
但是我們的山！連山丘都不是 But take our mountain. That isn't a foothill!
好，再看看阿爾卑斯，從來就沒被當做是山丘 Well, again, placed in the Alps, it wouldn't even be considered a hillock.
- 這不是阿爾卑斯，這是在威爾士！ - 哦，小聲點。 - But it isn't in the Alps! It's here! Here in Wales! - Oh, quite.
那誰，誰能決定上英國地圖？ So who... who decides on British maps?
Davies先生，說點悄悄話 Mr. Davies, now this in confidence.
- 他們說... - 什麼？那些英國人？ - They're saying... - What, the English?
是！他們說必須超過1000英尺 Yes! They're saying that it must be over 1,000 feet.
是嗎！我還以為5000是個標準呢 Really! I'd imagined 5,000 was the standard.
富農山有多高呢？ But how high is Ffynnon Garw?
有1000嗎？有2000嗎？ Is it over a thousand? Over two thousand?
1000？我一直以為只有幾百 A thousand? I'd always imagined it was a few hundred.
天吶！我還以為你是個有教養的人 Oh, dear. Oh, and I thought you were an educated man.
天吶！天吶！ Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
威爾士第一山 The first mountain in Wales.
是啊，我們自古以來就引以為豪 Yes, it is something we have boasted about since time immemorial.
我們沒有北方最高的山脈 We didn't have the biggest mountains of the North...
也不是威爾士中部漂亮的 nor the beautiful mountains of mid-Wales,
但是我們可以說，我們生活在 but we could claim that we lived in the shadow of the first mountain...
威爾士第一山下 inside the Welsh border.
這些山脈擊敗了每一個侵略者 These mountains have defeated every invader.
這是英國人逃離的地方 This is where the Britons fled...
那時候被羅馬人、被盎格魯人、 when they were invaded by the Romans, the Angles,
被薩克遜人、維京人、諾曼人入侵 the Saxons, the Vikings, the Normans.
是，他們都侵佔了不列顛島 Oh, yes, they all invaded this island of Britain,
但是他們從沒能奪走我們的山脈 but they've never taken the mountains from us.
他們從沒有打敗過古英國人 They've never taken ancient Britain.
天，最後那段路比看上去的要難走 My God. Those last stretches are steeper than they look.
我不覺得看計步器 - Yeah. - I hardly think that your pedometer reading...
會有啥用 will be much use.
沒太大用，除非... Uh, well, not much, but, uh, nevertheless...
從這兒能看到我們的勘測點嗎？ So, can you see either of our checkpoints from here?
呃 Uh,
不行 n-no.
不過我又看到那兩個人了 But I can see those two men again.
倒霉，這讓我想起88年在阿比西尼亞的勘測了 Rather ominous. Reminds me of surveying Abyssinia in '88.
來啊，孩子們 Come on, boys.
還有下注的嗎？最後的機會了 Any more bets? This may be your last chance.
2,300.
Williams，加油的。好人啊好人 For Williams the Petroleum. Good man, good man.
到了，Anson Right, Anson.
好吧 Oh, uh, well,
和你一樣吧，我覺得 same as you, I imagine.
是啊，差不多 Mmm, yes. More or less.
好！ Good.
他們來了，Garrad先生 The very men we need. Mr. Garrad, sir.
見證的時刻到了。我們的山有多高？ Settle our bet. How high is our mountain?
對不起。還不好說 I'm sorry. I can't say yet.
我們只是完成了初步測量 We've only just done the first recce.
肯定有一些感覺的 You must have some idea.
哦，恐怕不夠精確 Well, nothing accurate as yet, I'm afraid.
晚安 - Good night. - Night.
好吧 Uh, look.
也許不對，不過根據我25年來幹這行的經驗 I may be wrong, but after 25 years of doing this sort of thing, I doubt it.
我估計是930英尺 I would say about 930 feet.
先生們 Gentlemen.
- 930?
請進 - Come in.
- Mr. Anson! - Oh, Mr. Morgan.
幫個忙 Yes. Perhaps you can help.
你知道街上那兩個是誰嗎？ Do you know, um, who those two gentlemen down there in the street are?
他們跟了我們一整天 They've been following us all day.
是托馬斯和托馬斯二，本地農民 Thomas Twp and Thomas Twp Too. Local farmers.
他們不是很...正常 They're not quite with it... touched.
傻乎乎的 - Stupid. Twp.
左邊那個是托馬斯，還有他兄弟，托馬斯 That's Thomas Twp on the left and his brother, Thomas Twp.
- 什麼？ - 哦，是托馬斯二 - Sorry? - Oh, he's Thomas Twp Too.
- 是嗎？ - ... 也可能正好相反 - He is. - Or is it the other way round?
好，管它呢，反正就那樣了 W-Well, whichever. Tha-That's fine. It was just they were, um...
- 我們有些擔心了。 - 哦，沒事的 - We were beginning to get a bit worried. - Oh, quite harmless.
我想我可以肯定地說 Now I think I can safely say...
我代表所有的顧客...村民... I'm speaking on behalf of all of my patrons... villagers to a man...
向您說出我們的想法 when I say I feel... we feel...
Garrad先生測量富農山峰做得很不好 that your Mr. Garrad's done a pretty shoddy job measuring Ffynnon Garw,
專業的一看就知道那是座山 which is, to any trained eye, a mountain.
- 對不起... - 接受道歉 - Beg your pardon? - Oh. Accepted.
不不不，我是說對不起，我沒明白你什麼意思 No, no, no, no. I mean... Sorry. I-I'm not quite following what you...
930英尺？夥計 930 feet, man?
希望他不會再繼續這次和諧的測量 I hope he doesn't intend sticking to this obviously euphonious measurement.
不，其實，Morgan先生，我們還沒有真正開始測量你們的...山 No, th-th-the thing is, Mr. Morgan, we haven't really measured, um, your mountain yet.
我們只是進行了初步的勘測，得出的一個近似估值 We've merely made a preliminary reconnoitre, which has a very approximate figure.
- 一路上山頂。 - 就這樣嗎？ - All the way to the top. - That's it?
- 是。 - 哦，怪不得錯得離譜 - Yep. - Well, no wonder they bloody got it wrong.
最終，測量要用到的是... 這個 And then finally, um, we'll make measurements using... this.
呃，但為了用這個 Uh, b-but to use this thing,
我們叫做經緯儀的 which we call the transit,
我們需要清晰地看到 Newton Beacon 和 Whitchurch Hill 山頂 we have to be able to clearly view the summits of Newton Beacon and Whitchurch Hill.
- 那兩個不是山啊 - 是，Morgan先生，他們不是 - But they're not mountains. - No, they're not mountains, Mr. Morgan. They're not.
但是皇家地形測量局在1887年 But Her Majesty's Ordnance Survey of 1887...
確定了它們的高度，以及它們之間的距離 established their heights and the distance between them...
以及它們與富農山之間的距離 and the distance between them and Ffynnon Garw.
得到了這些數據 And, and, and, um, given those measurements,
我們就可以弄清富農山的真實高度 we, we should be able to ascertain the true height of Ffynnon...
呃，海拔 Uh, this elevation.
啊，所以說，它可能不是930英尺咯 Ah, so you're saying it probably isn't 930 feet.
是啊，要說今天的測量精確，那才怪呢 Well, I'd be very surprised if today's measurement was accurate, yes.
好啊，一會兒酒吧見 Ah, good. Well, I'll see you in the bar then.
好的，好的。請記住，Morgan先生 Yes, yes, yes. You should bear in mind, Mr. Morgan,
你們的那座山——隨便吧，很可能不止930英尺 that your, uh, mountain... whatever... may very well be more than 930 feet.
- 就是！ - 但也可能更低。 - Yes! - But it may also be less.
更低？ Less?
不可能！ - No!
大驚小怪。為了啥？ All this fuss. Over what?
丘？還是山？ Is it a hill? Is it a mountain?
在其它地方無關緊要，可在威爾士 Perhaps it wouldn't matter anywhere else, but this is Wales.
埃及人造金字塔，希臘人建神廟 The Egyptians built pyramids. The Greeks built temples.
可我們什麼都不用做，因為我們有山 But we did none of that because we had mountains.
是啊，大山造就了威爾士人 Yes, the Welsh were created by mountains.
有山那會兒，就有威爾士人了 Where the mountain starts, there starts Wales.
如果不是這座山 If this isn't a mountain...
好嘛，如果沒有這座山，Anson就會重新劃定邊界 Well, if this isn't a mountain, then Anson might just as well redraw the border...
把我們都劃歸英格蘭，天理不容啊 and put us all in England, God forbid.
早，托馬斯和托馬斯 Good morning, Thomas, and Thomas.
要幫忙嗎？ - Good morning. - Good morning. - What can I do you for?
我們來見測量大山的人 We've come to see the men who are measuring the mountain.
你們好 Well, uh, hello.
這是Garrad，我是Anson This is Mr. Garrad, and, um, my name's Anson.
你們瞧，我們忙壞了 And as you can see, we are terribly busy.
這是我兄弟，托馬斯，我是托馬斯二 This is my brother, Thomas Twp, and I am Thomas Twp Too.
不知道為啥，人人都說我們傻 We've no learning, and most people say we're twp.
但我們還沒有傻到不知道自己傻 But we're not so twp as to not know that we're twp.
多有詩意啊，能見到你們太好了 Well, how novel. It was very nice to meet you.
我們想知道你們怎麼測量這座山 We would like to know how you intend to measure the mountain.
我們想看看測量，我們很樂意能幫忙抬東西 We would like to watch, and we'd be happy to help carry your rule.
是嗎？謝謝，真是太好了 Really? Well, thank you. That's splendid.
傻就對了 They don't call them twp for nothin'.
天啊 Good God.
托馬斯，我很不樂意看到 Thomas, I'm not altogether happy...
你們倆替英國人扛設備 about you carrying this equipment for the English.
給了合理的報酬嗎？ Are you suitably rewarded?
我不知道，先生。我這就放下 I don't know, sir, but I'll put it down.
早 - Morning. - Morning.
我們前來觀賞歷史性的測量 We're for the historical measurement.
見過Jones牧師嗎？ Have you met the Reverend Jones?
沒有。你好 N-N-No, no. How do you do?
我相信你們會盡力做好的，是吧？ You'll do your best now, I'm sure, hmm?
怎麼樣？結果如何？ - Well? - What's the result?
拜託，我們還得計算幾個小時 Please. We have hours of calculations ahead of us.
恐怕你們要耐心些，不過呢，我們晚上就能知道結果 I'm afraid you'll have to be a little patient, but, uh, we should know this evening.
對不起，先生們 Now, excuse me, gentlemen.
謝謝 Oh. Thank you.
請小心些 Please be careful.
- 接下來怎麼做？ - 我們已經測量了那兩座小山丘 - And how do you know later? - Well, we've made measurements with those two hills,
我們已經知道了 Newton Beacon 和 Whitchurch Hill 的高度 and we already know the height of Newton Beacon and Whitchurch Hill.
- 之前是怎麼測量的？ - 同樣的方法，通過與其它山峰的比對 - But how were they measured? - The same way. By comparing them with other hills.
但是誰測量了第一座山峰呢？ But who measured the first hill?
哦，得啦 Well... God, my boy. God!
那天晚上，小酒店做大生意 That night, the pub did big business...
所有人都來聽取結果 as all gathered to hear the result.
除了Jones牧師，當然了 All except Reverend Jones, of course,
他是不會步入這個罪孽之地的 who wouldn't step into such a den of iniquity.
- 還是照舊？ - 不是，我想換賭注 - Same again? - No, I wish to change my bet.
- 你不能那麼做 - 那，我想再押一個 - You can't do that. - Well, then, I wish to place another one.
- 感覺好些了嗎？ - 沒有 - Feeling any better? - No.
我頭疼欲裂，我想躺一會兒 No, I've got a shocking headache. I think I should lie down.
要我去告訴他們結果嗎？ Do you, um, want me to tell them then?
這個主意太棒了！其實應該是我去的。 That's a splendid idea, although it really should be me. On the other hand,
不過這是個好機會，你可以鍛煉一下在本地人面前講話 this might be a good chance for you to get practice talking to the natives.
- 可能意想不到的簡單。 - 是啊，當然 - You don't know when it might be handy. - Mmm. Yes, of course.
980英尺 - 980 feet.
反對駁回 Objection "substained."
我不接受任何小於1000英尺的投注 I'm not takin' any bets under a thousand feet.
- 叛徒。 - 叛徒？ - Traitor. - Traitor?
你真的沒有英國血統嗎？ Are you sure you haven't got any English blood in you?
- 有結果了嗎？ - 沒有 - Any result? - No!
他們不會太喜歡這個結果的，是吧？ They're not going to like it very much, are they?
不會。不過數字是科學的 No. All the same, these figures are science.
什麼是科學的？Anson先生？ And what is science, Mr. Anson?
我老是忘記，是吧？ I always forget that one, don't I?
- 得了。 - 嗯，科學是理性的 - Oh, come on. - Um, science is dispassionate.
對啦 Exactly.
晚上好 Oh. Evening.
- Morgan先生，可以嗎？ - Well, Mr. Morgan, with your permission.
先生們，現在 Gentlemen. Um, we have now...
我們完成了 Completed the, uh, survey of, um,
對富農山的測量 Ffynnon Garw...
我要告訴你們的高度是 and, um, I have to inform you that it is...
984英尺 984 feet.
- 什麼？ - What?
我知道你們會很失望 Now I-I-I realize that this may be a disappointment to you,
但是請記住，這只是一次測量 um, but I would ask you to remember that it is just a measurement...
這絲毫不會有損它的美麗，或者對你們的影響 and in no way should detract from the beauty of, or indeed your affection for,
這座，呃 this, uh, uh...
土丘。謝謝 H-Hill. Thank you.
土丘？ - Hill?
結果？告訴我，有結果了嗎？ A result? Tell me. Do they have a result?
是土丘 It's a... hill.
一座土丘 A hill.
要不是戰爭的話，事情可能會不一樣 Perhaps it would have been different if there hadn't been a war,
但是在1917年，人們受夠了失去的傷痛 but this was 1917, and people were exhausted by loss.
那些留下來採礦挖煤 Those that were allowed to stay manned the pits,
為艦船提供燃料的人 mining the coal that would fuel the ships.
一天24小時不停工作 Twenty-four hours a day they labored.
只為開採更多的煤炭 Corners were cut. Coal was hacked hastily,
從戰地生還，卻又為開採奔命 and those who survived the trenches died for the coal.
那是個傷痛的時節 It was a sad time.
我們的朋友、兒子和父親，離我們而去 Our friends had been taken, our sons, our husbands.
曾經緊密的社區慢慢鬆垮 A once-close community was slowly bein' destroyed.
我們將如何面對那些生還的人，歸來後發現失去了大山 How could we face those who survived if they returned to find no mountain?
當他們與德國人浴血奮戰時，我們在英國卻丟了大山 While they had fought the Germans, we had lost the mountain to the English?
我們的村莊已經破敗，現在他們又來奪走我們的大山 Our village had been ruined, and now they were takin' our mountain...
還有我們的威爾士精神 and our Welshness.
- 村禮堂集合！ - Meeting in the village hall.
村禮堂集合！ Meeting in the village hall!
Jones牧師 Reverend Jones...
在村禮堂召集會議 is assembling a meeting in the village hall.
- 就是現在。 - 老傻瓜想幹啥？ - Now! - What does that old coot think he's gonna do?
- 把山抬高？ - 他要發起一個正式申訴 - Raise the mountain? - He's gonna organize an official complaint.
來吧！你來不來？ Come on, boys. Were you comin'?
申訴？ A complaint?
謝謝！謝謝！ Thank you, thank you, thank you.
我起草了一份訴狀 Look, I propose a petition...
要求富農山 demanding the inclusion of Ffynnon Garw...
這座威爾士第一山 as the first mountain in Wales,
出現在所有皇家地圖上 to be included on all of His Majesty's maps.
誰會看這個訴狀啊？誰會同意呢？ And who's gonna read this petition? Huh? Who's going to agree?
你不用給我任何建議，Morgan先生 - I don't think I need any advice from you, Mr. Morgan.
我還沒說完 I haven't finished yet.
我不想讓富農山出現在地圖上 I don't want Ffynnon Garw to be on the map...
是因為我們乞求了，或者是懇求了 because we begged for it, because we... we pleaded.
不！如果富農山需要1000英尺 No! If Ffynnon Garw has to be a thousand feet,
那就讓它有1000英尺高好了 then I say let it be a thousand feet!
只不過就差20英尺而已 Twenty feet! That's all we need!
一個20英尺高的土堆，就可以成就我們的大山 A 20-foot tump and we have our mountain.
- 我不確定這是不是合法。 - 還有道義上的 - I'm not sure how legal that is. - Yes. Or ethical.
合法？道義？ "Legal"? "Ethical"?
大山必須1000英尺，這個有多合法啊？ How legal was it to say that a thousand feet is a mountain...
984英尺，就不是了？ and 984 isn't, huh?
我們會叫一個矮個子，小子，或小狗，或者小貓嗎？ Do we call a short man a boy or, or, or a small dog a cat?
不會！ - No!
這是一座山，我們的山 This is a mountain... our mountain...
如果需要1000英尺，以上帝的名義，那就讓它有1000英尺吧 and if it needs to be a thousand feet, then by God, let's make it a thousand feet.
Morgan先生，我覺得 I would prefer it, Mr. Morgan,
你最好不要亂用神的名義 if you did not take the Lord's name in vain.
好，Ivor，接著說吧 Ye-Yes, Ivor, go on. Have a go.
呃，Morgan山羊 - Uh... Morgan the Goat...
對不起，Morgan Sorry, Morgan.
Morgan的話有道理 Morgan has a point.
我去過那些頂上建有古老墓室的山脈 I have visited mountains that are topped by ancient burial chambers,
測量時是算在高度內的 and it is that full height which is measured.
增高富農山我覺得沒什麼不對的 I see nothing wrong with adding to Ffynnon Garw.
在Rhondda Fawr - In Rhondda Fawr,
村子上面有一座大煤窯，這就上了地圖 there's a huge coal tip above the village, and that's on the maps.
是不是只有我一個人，覺得這樣極端的行為 Am I the only one that thinks this smacks of sharp practice...
是騙人的嗎？ of cheating?
我們打算怎麼做？在富農山上挖一塊升一塊？ What do we do? Lower one part of Ffynnon Garw to raise another?
如果你樂意可以挖自己的花園嘛 Take it from your garden if it makes you feel better.
是的，是的！我會覺得好一點 Yes! Yes! It would make me feel better.
我會更高興地看到 I would be happier...
如果是用我們的勤勞和汗水，去增高山峰 if the mountain was raised by toil, by sweat,
用工作，用奉獻 by work, by sacrifice.
對！用我們自己家花園的泥土 Yes! Take the earth from our own gardens.
- 我會感覺好一些。 - 你越說越離譜 - That would make me feel better. - You're just making it impossible.
沒有，Morgan先生，我沒有 No, Mr. Morgan, I am not!
J-Johnny.
讓他說 - Well, this is... - No, listen.
在法國 In France...
我們挖的戰壕，有10英里長 In France, we dug trenches ten miles long.
我們從這挖土，在那堆成山 We took earth from here and built hills there.
我們移走了田地，這很難讓人相信 We moved fields. You wouldn't believe what we did.
這能行，只是很辛苦 It's possible. It's just hard work.
我會幫忙 I'll help.
就這樣開始了 And that's how it all started.
牧師有了個主意，Morgan有個更好的，牧師又改了下... The Reverend had an idea, but Morgan had a better one, which the Reverend altered...
隨後Johnny相信能成 and Johnny believed possible.
當然，這並不改變有些現狀 Of course, it didn't change the fact that Morgan the Goat...
Morgan依然不跟Jones牧師講話 wouldn't talk to Reverend Jones...
Jones牧師也不會理睬Morgan and Reverend Jones wouldn't talk to Morgan the Goat.
還有Johnny依然很少說話 And Johnny could rarely talk to anyone.
警官 Sergeant.
- 先生們。 - Anson先生 - Gentlemen. - Mr. Anson.
我們代表整個村子，希望你能勸說Garrad先生 On behalf of the village, we would like to convince you to persuade Mr. Garrad...
多呆幾天，然後再測量一下山峰 to stay longer and measure the mountain again.
再測量？很抱歉，我覺得今天的測量很精確了 Again? Well, I-I'm sorry, but I think today's reading was accurate.
我們打算增高20英尺 We're going to add 20 feet.
- 什麼叫增高20英尺？ - 合法吧？ - [Anson] What do you mean add 20 feet? - 'Tis legal, isn't it?
其它山的高度，有時會包括土堆吧？ Heights of other mountains sometimes include burial mounds.
- 甚至是煤窯。 - 是這樣的 - Even coal tips. - Aye! - Uh, well, now that is true...
固定的東西有時是可以的... that permanent features are sometimes allowed, but, uh...
好！那就20英尺了 Good. Twenty feet it is then.
可能來不及等你們 We can't possibly wait while you, uh,
增高20英尺了 add 20... 20 feet.
- 我是說，怎麼增高？ - 這個你不用操心 - I mean, how are you going to do this? - Never you mind.
我們有辦法。你只管說服Garrad先生 We'll manage. You just convince Mr. Garrad.
我知道這是白費口舌 Uh, n-no, I know I'd be wasting my breath.
我們日程很緊，Garrad先生想早日啟程 We have a very tight schedule, and, um, Mr. Garrad's very eager to get on.
- 我們只是請求 - 不，太晚了，不介意的話 - All we're asking... - No, it's very late, so if you don't mind,
我們一早就出發 we will be leaving first thing in the morning.
謝謝 Thank you.
- 太可惜了。 - 別擔心，他們走不了 - Aye, it's a damn shame, man. - Don't worry. They're not goin' anywhere.
什麼。Morgan？我沒有聽見 Sorry, Morgan? I missed that.
我這只耳朵肯定是不好使了 I must be goin' deaf in this ear, man.
- 我說，晚安，警官。 - 好 - I said good night, Sergeant. - Aye, aye.
晚安 Good night now.
我需要2磅糖 - Morgan? - I need two pounds of sugar.
- 2磅？！ - Two pounds! - Shh!
- 那是定量供應的。 - 我知道 - It's rationed. - I know it's rationed.
求你了，Ivor，這是國家要事 Come on, Ivor. This is a national emergency.
是，但是，2磅？ Yes, but... two pounds?
我不想跟人家說，是你壞了大事，Ivor I don't want to have to tell people that it failed because of you, Ivor.
他們留下嗎？ So, are they stayin'?
我想是的，親愛的 Oh, I, uh, I think I won them over, my love.
我想是的 I think I won them over.
上帝啊，Anson，使勁轉 For God's sake, Anson, crank harder.
我已經使勁了，要麼你來試試 I am doing my very best. Perhaps you'd like to have a try.
你自己要是多做一點就好了 I'd hate for you to have to exert yourself a little bit.
說啥？ - What did you say?
有麻煩了，先生們？ Trouble, gentlemen?
是啊，恐怕是的 Uh, yes. I'm afraid so.
天啊 Oh. Dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
Morgan先生，順便問一下 Uh, Mr. Morgan. By the way,
我很好奇，那根旗桿怎麼了？ I was wondering: What happened to the, uh, the flagpole?
干腐掉了 Dry rot.
干腐？在威爾士？ Dry rot? In Wales?
- 看起來不止20英尺啊。 - 就是20。 - That looks more than 20 foot, man. - Oh, it's 20.
該死的，我們要很多泥土來填埋了。 - Bloody hell. We're gonna need a lot of earth to cover that.
還不到9點呢 - It is not 9:00...
- 早。 - Jones牧師 - Good morning. - Reverend Jones.
打擾了嗎？ Uh, am I disturbing you?
我還以為是孩子呢 I thought you were one of the children.
Oh.
Ah.
我們來談一談 Just what we need to talk about.
今天是歷史性的一天 Today is an historic day.
歷史性的 Historic!
後代將紀念的一天 A day which generations will talk about...
千載難逢 for years to come!
- 是前線有消息了嗎？ - 不是 - Is there news from the front? - No.
事情就在這裡 The news is here.
就在那上面 The news is up there.
今天 Today...
我們要造一座山 we are building a mountain!
我要你的學生們一起來幫忙 And I want your pupils to help.
我的學生，當苦力 My pupils. To labor.
去幫你偽造高度 To help you falsify the height of a...
偽造？Davies先生 To falsify? Oh, Mr. Davies,
你的集體意識，比起你的知識 both your sense of community and your vocabulary...
差得太遠了 leave much to be desired.
怎麼樣？ - So?
怎樣？ Well what?
不好說 Well, difficult to tell.
可能是進水了 And by now, you've probably flooded it.
等10分鐘看看 We'd best leave it for ten minutes.
喝一杯？ Fancy a drink?
主啊，原諒我 Forgive me, Lord.
正如您所說，我們不知道自己都干了啥 No, they know not what they do, as you said.
你在這裡啊，我在酒吧杵了好久了 There you are. I've been standin' at that bar like a lemon.
我正忙著呢，吃的 I'm busy. Refreshments.
拿過來 - Hey, get that.
- 跟他們怎麼說？ - 什麼也別說 - What shall I say to them? - Don't say anything.
推到車庫，拆開引擎 Just push it to the garage and take the engine apart.
這些個我一個都沒有看到過，不是二沖程的 Yeah, but I've never taken one of these apart. It isn't a two-stroke.
- 這是個學習的機會 - 如果我裝不回去了怎麼辦？ - Now's your chance to learn. - What if I can't put it back together again?
你會做得很好的 You'll have done a great service.
好了，我們把車推到車庫去吧？ All right, let's get this down to the garage, eh?
該死的 Ah, bloody hell.
- 是啊。 - 雪上加霜，呃？ - Quite. - When it rains it pours, eh?
你知道是誰幹的嗎？ So, do you know who's behind this?
我不知道你在說啥 I don't know what you're suggesting.
我是說，Williams先生 What I am suggesting, Mr. Williams,
我們的麻煩，看起來跟我把你們的山，鑒定成了丘 is that our problems seem highly coincidental...
有很大的關係 with my qualification of your mountain as a hill.
我開始懷疑這是幼稚的報復，糟糕的道德風範 I am beginning to suspect childish revenge, bad sportsmanship...
停！再說下去你會後悔的 Stop! Now stop before you say something that you will regret.
是的，大家都很不高興 Yes, it's true a lot of people are upset,
但想想有人會... but to think that anyone would...
Garrad先生，我們可是體面人 Mr. Garrad, sir, we are an honorable people.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
只是看起來很奇怪，非常奇怪 It just seems very, very odd.
好了，忘了這些吧，把車推到車庫 Well, let's forget that for now, get this down to the garage.
嗯，究竟需要多久才能修好？ And, um, how long do you think the repairs will take exactly?
我會讓你盡快上路 Oh, I'll, uh... I'll have you on your way in no time.
好的，否則，我們要做另外安排了 Good. Because otherwise, we shall have to make alternative arrangements.
不需要，先生們 No need for that, gentlemen.
現在最好能把行李搬走 Now if you'd kindly remove your luggage...
然後推我 and push me.
推 Push?
推 Push.
- Tommy在嗎？ - 他在睡覺，昨天夜班 - Tommy in? - He's sleepin'. Night shift.
- 我要找他。 - 他不會離開的 - I have to see him. - He's not going anywhere for you.
叫醒他，婆娘，生死攸關的事情 Wake him, woman! This is a matter of life and death!
很好，太好了 Oh, very good, very good. Excellent.
3桶。太好了 - Three buckets. Excellent, excellent. - Hello, hello.
- 挑了個大熱天。 - 總比下雨好 - We've chosen a hot day for it. - Oh, better than rain.
不過要下雨了 But it's going to rain later.
那更能激勵我們 Well, all the better to refresh us, you see.
樂觀點。繼續挖。快填滿第三桶 Be optimistic. Now go on. Dig. Fill that third one, quick.
去叫些Cardiff路上的人來，不會錯的 Ask some house on the way into Cardiff. You can't miss it.
Morgan，我晚上要幹活的 But, Morgan, I'm workin' nights.
有人還晝夜不停地工作呢 There's some of us workin' day and night.
我不想跟人家說，事情是壞在Tommy手裡的 I don't want to be telling people it all failed because of Tommy Twostroke.
太好了，太好了 Capital, capital.
好了，我去拿工具 Right. Let me just get my tools.
當我們提起末代 Llywelyn，你們該記住 And when we were talking about Llywelyn the Last, you will remember that...
進來 - Come in.
我們來接孩子。我們要帶回家 - We've come for the children. - We need them at home.
這太不像話了 Well, this is most irregular.
吃的！有誰要吃的？ Refreshments! Anyone in need of refreshments?
Ahem.
走吧，回家吧 Go on. Go on home.
我不喜歡這個村子，太安靜了 I can't say I like this village. It's altogether far too quiet.
我感覺到了，我挺喜歡的 Yes, I noticed. I rather like it.
你知道他在做什麼嗎？ Do you think he has a clue about what he's doing?
顯然是在信心十足地拆裝 Well, h-h-he's certainly stripping it with great confidence.
- 我知道，只是... - 我其實不是很懂汽車 - I know, but... - I'm afraid I don't know the first thing about motorcars.
很不幸，我也是 Unfortunately, neither do I.
啊！先生們，我找到毛病了 Aha! I think, gentlemen, I've found the problem.
Ahem. Yeah.
那是啥 And what's that?
哦，我不知道英文叫啥，不過在威爾士 Well, I don't know the English word, but in Welsh,
我們叫bethangalw we call it a... a bethangalw.
- 什麼？ - bairthandgaloo？ - A what? - A "bairthandgaloo."
- 是啊，差不多。 - 嗯，哪裡能找到替換麼？ - Yeah. Close enough. - And, um, where can we get a replacement?
能，Cardiff - Ooh, Cardiff. - Cardiff!
我們可以等Tommy回來後叫他去 We'll send Tommy Twostroke when he gets back.
好 Right.
- Tommy！我想... - Tommy! - I thought that...
別管了。你在這裡幹啥？ Never mind what you thought. What the hell are you doin' here?
- Morgan叫我來。 - Morgan想幹啥？今天星期二，我要幹活 - Morgan sent me. - What does Morgan want? It's Thursday. I've got my work.
- 他想要你現在就來。 - 丟下工作？ - He wants you to come right away. - And lose my job?
緊急情況。他說，告訴她沒有她不行 It's an emergency. He said, "Tell her I can't do it without her."
- 沒有我不行？ - 嗯，差不多是那樣 - Can't do without me? - Mmm, something like that.
找你零錢。謝謝 Ha'penny change. Thank you.
- 早，牧師。 - 別跟我說『早，牧師』 - Ah! Mornin', Reverend. - Don't you "Good mornin', Reverend" me.
- 本性難移啊 This is typical.
整個村子 —— 除了自命不凡的教書匠Davies While the entire village... with the notable exception of Davies the School...
都在為這個英雄壯舉艱苦工作的時候 toil in this heroic task,
你竟然拚命搞創收 you have applied your labor to, to, to making a profit...
而且散播酒精惡毒 and to further disseminating the evil of alcohol.
牧師，我覺得是這熱天氣，影響了你的好脾氣 Now, now, Reverend. I think the heat is getting to your good temper.
我是在提供服務 - I'm supplyin' a service.
真正的服務是免費的 A true service would be free.
相信我，我沒有賺錢 Trust me. I'm making no profit.
天吶 Oh-ho-ho, dear.
相信你？除非太陽從西邊出來了 Trust you? The day has yet to dawn...
我就會相信你 when I will trust you.
好啦，George，這不是世界末日 Oh, come on, George. It's not the end of the world.
只是我們要在這裡多呆幾天 Just means we'll have to stay here for another few days.
這裡可以租到其它交通工具嗎？ Is there any transport for hire at all?
沒有，都用著呢，嗯... No, everything's being used, um, for the, uh...
是嗎？為啥？ Yes? For the what?
戰爭。是啊 - The war. - Oh, the war. Yes.
我昨晚好像聽到火車聲了 I thought I heard a train last night.
是不是附近有火車站？ So is there a railway station here?
一個簡單的問題 - Well, uh... - It's a simple question.
附近有火車站嗎？ Is there or is there not a railway station?
不算有 Well, not really.
不算有？ Not really?
- 早 - Ah. Morning.
有火車時刻表嗎？ Do you have a train timetable?
火車？ - Trains? - Yes, trains.
你們是英國人吧？ Uh, you're English, are you?
Anson?
是啊，我們是 Uh, yes. Yes, we are, yes. Um,
我們想坐火車 and we... we'd like to catch a train.
啊。沒有火車 Ah. No trains.
天啊，我剛聽到 Good God, man, I just heard one.
那是運煤的車。整天整夜都運煤 They're coal. There's coal trains all day, coal trains all night.
但是沒有客車 But no passenger trains.
- 你見過旅客嗎？有嗎？ - Don't see any passengers, do you?
肉餡餅 Meat pies!
蘋果！梨！ Apples! Pears!
此刻 Now, now.
上帝花了一天時間分開了天和地 The Good Lord took a day to divide heaven and earth.
我們做得很好了 We can't expect to do better.
而且我們完成了最艱難的部分 And, and, and we've broken the back of it.
- 這是最重要的。 - 我們沒有完成最難的。 - That's the important thing. - We haven't broken the back of it.
不，我們完成了 Yes, we have.
我們完成了差不多14英尺 We're almost up to 14 feet.
想要更高的話，底下也要更大 We'll need more as we get higher and the base grows wider.
- 他說得對 - He's right.
悲觀啊，你們都是，還有你 Pessimists, all of you. And you!
- 你！你說會下雨。 - 要下的 - You! You said it would rain. - And it will.
天啊 God, dear. Ohh.
Morgan，到底有什麼事？我讓Tommy Morgan, what the devil's goin' on? I have Tommy Twostroke...
捎去一個讓人絕望的消息 comin' to the house with a desperate message.
絕望。說得好，Betty Desperate! That's the word, Betty.
絕望的時刻，絕望的測量，絕望的英國人 Desperate times, desperate measures, desperate Englishmen.
你最好不是我想的那個意思 You had better not be suggestin' what I think you're suggestin'.
你好 Oh. Hello.
Um...
對不起，能要一杯啤酒嗎？ Sorry. Could I, um, possibly have a glass of beer?
- 我像是一個女招待嗎？ - 絕對不 - Do I look like a barmaid? - Barmaid? Never!
我很驚訝，Anson先生，犯了這麼一個錯誤 I'm surprised at you, Mr. Anson, makin' a mistake like that.
這是我們的貴客，Elizabeth小姐 This is our honored guest, Miss Elizabeth.
對不起，你在吧檯後面，我以為是呢 I'm sorry. I simply assumed because you were behind the bar...
這就像我經常覺得的，這不是一個酒吧，而像一個遠方的家 Well, I like my regulars to feel that this isn't a pub. It's a home away from home.
- 家？ - 這麼快就回來了？真可惜 - Home? - Back so soon? Shame.
呼吸又困難了？她胸部有問題 Difficulty with the breathing again? Terrible trouble with her chest.
我知道你剛回的Cardiff，我就知道 I knew you were returnin' to Cardiff too soon. I told you so.
她在為困境爭鬥 She soldiers on under adversity.
想喝些啥？ What can I get you to drink, huh?
- 苦啤，謝謝。 - 馬上就好 - Pint of bitter, please. - Coming up.
我請客 And put it on my account.
你請客？ Your account?
表示一下友善 To show there's no hard feelings.
哦，真的，不用了 Oh, really, there's no need for that.
不過謝謝你，我叫Reginald Anson Thank you anyway. Um, Reginald Anson.
Elizabeth，小姐。我很榮幸 Elizabeth. Miss. And it would be my pleasure.
好了，請享用。你們好好聊 Well, there. Enjoy your drinks. I'm sure you've a lot to talk about.
Oh...
我覺得Morgan先生 Uh, I'm afraid Mr. Morgan...
很喜歡在大庭廣眾聊私事 does so like to discuss one's private matters in public.
太沒有品位了 Terribly bad taste, I find.
太俗氣了 Quite common.
哦，你可以相信我的判斷力 Well... You can rely on me for complete discretion.
當然。失陪一下？ I'm sure. Now, would you excuse me?
我放棄了我第一份真正的、老實的工作 I gave up my first real, honest job!
Garrad先生！ Mr. Garrad, sir!
對不起 Ah, excuse me.
要幫忙嗎？ What can I do you for?
Anson，這裡有見不得人的勾當 Anson. There's dirty work at the crossroads.
我剛跟Morgan說再呆一晚上 I just spoke to Morgan about staying another night,
他竟然一點都不驚訝 and he wasn't the least bit surprised.
不，不要這麼快下結論 Oh, no, no, no. You shouldn't jump to conclusions.
修車的Williams早跟他說了，汽車無法修理 Williams the Garage Man had already told him that the car was inoperable.
是嗎？明白了 He had? Oh, I see.
人在外地應該多加留意的 One can't be too careful in foreign climes.
- 哦，只不過是威爾士啊。 - 還是外地啊，Reginald - Well, it's only Wales, George. - It's still foreign, Reginald.
我明白，完全明白 I understand. I-I do! Completely!
尤其他們是英國人 Especially since they are English.
Morgan，你理解錯了 Morgan, you're missing the point.
你才沒有領會要點呢 No, you are missin' the point, girl.
你只要讓那個老傻瓜開心就行 All you have to do is charm the old fool...
這樣他的日子就不會太空虛 so his days don't seem so empty.
Morgan，你是個白癡 Morgan, your head's empty.
只不過就為張地圖 All this for just a map!
就為張地圖？這就是Tommy說的？ Just a map? Is that what Tommy Twostroke said?
愚蠢！就為張地圖！ Half-wit! Just a map!
地圖，親愛的Betty Maps, dear Betty, are the...
是一個國家的內襯 uh, the undergarments of a country.
它能勾勒大陸的形狀 - They give shape to continents. - You...!
哦，George，讓我介紹一下 Oh, George. L-Let me introduce you.
這是，嗯，Cardiff的Elizabeth小姐 This is, um, Miss Elizabeth from Cardiff.
來這裡呼吸新鮮山地空氣 Come for the good mountain air.
這是George Garrad先生 And this is Mr. George Garrad.
- 見到你很高興。 - 我也是 - Pleased to meet you. - I'm sure.
真該死！哦，上帝 Damn and blast! Oh, God.
我說過會的 I said it would.
天吶，這讓我想起熱帶的雨季 By God, it reminds me of the monsoons in the tropics.
你去過熱帶嗎？ So have you ever been to the tropics?
對不起 Excuse me.
這樣的夜晚會有泥石流的 Awful mud slides on nights like these.
Williams! Williams!
我們要拿帆布上山，快 - We need tarpaulins up the mountain, quick.
我們的工作成果會被沖走的 All our work will be washed away!
- 我就只有這個。 - 好，可以 - That's the only one I've got. - Right. That'll do.
- Morgan！- 叫上Johnny一起上山，快 - Morgan! - Get Johnny Shellshocked and get up the mountain, quick!
- 但是，Morgan！ - 我一個人幹不了 - But, Morgan! - Well, I can't do it all myself.
你要我跟別人說，是你壞的事嗎？ Do you want me to have to tell people it all failed because of you?
快到了，Johnny，快到了 We're nearly there, Johnny boy, nearly there.
- 趴下 - Get down!
趴下，Johnny，你這個傻瓜，閃電 Get down, Johnny, you bloody idiot! Lightnin'!
趴下 Get down! Come on! Come on!
快點，快點 Come on! Come on!
好了，好了 All right. All right.
- 鎮靜，鎮靜，好了 - Calm down. Calm down. Shh! Come on.
好孩子，你能起來了，起來吧 Good boy. You can get up now. Come on.
我們穿過巴勒斯坦，然後從那裡 So we forged through Palestine, and then from there,
進入開羅，最終從那裡，到了亞丁 on into Cairo, and finally from there, we went on into Aden.
聽到了嗎？Elizabeth小姐 D'you hear that, Miss Elizabeth?
Garrad去過亞丁 Mr. Garrad's been to Aden.
亞丁？ Aden?
你去過亞丁嗎？Anson先生 Have you been to Aden, Mr. Anson?
沒有 Uh, no, no.
還沒有，不過聽說很好 Not yet, but I-I... It sounds fascinating.
Garrad先生，再來一杯？ Another for you, Mr. Garrad?
你還要嗎？Anson先生？ You all right there, Mr. Anson?
我再來一杯 - Mmm. - I'll have another.
給Anson先生也來一杯，我買單 And one for Mr. Anson. And put them on my account.
謝謝。女士請客非常榮幸 Thank you very much. How charming to be treated to a drink by a lady.
Elizabeth小姐真是大愛無疆啊 Oh, Miss Elizabeth's benevolence knows no bounds.
- 該死的。 - 不就是些該死的雷電嗎？ - Bloody hell. - It was only soddin' thunder and bloody lightnin', weren't it?
把這個可憐的傢伙嚇得半死 Drove the poor bugger half mad.
- 土堆怎麼樣？ - 哦，我們保住了你的土堆 - What about the mound? - Oh, we saved your mound all right.
你不能把他留在這裡。你該把他送回Blod家 You can't leave him here. You should take him to Blod's.
我今晚做得夠多的了 I've done enough for one night.
去拿些毛巾和毯子，快 Get some towels and a blanket, quickly.
真可憐，我在Sebastopol看到過很多這樣的事 Damn shame, poor chap. I saw a lot of this sort of thing in Sebastopol.
去它的Sebastopol，把你的外套給我 Bugger Sebastopol, Sebastopol. Give me your jacket.
快！大量的白蘭地，快 Come on! A large brandy, please. Quickly.
好，掰開他的手指 Right. Unclench his fingers.
解開他的襯衣，掰開手指。 Undo his shirt. Get his shirt undone and unclench his fingers. All right, all right.
讓我看看有沒有吞下自己的舌頭 Let me see if he's swallowed his tongue.
就這樣，好的，放鬆 That's it. Come on. There. Just relax.
你們把他怎麼了？ - Blod! - What have you done with him?
我什麼也沒做！ I didn't do anythin'!
Betty，給他喝白蘭地 Betty, give the man the brandy.
Betty？這就是Betty？該死的她在這裡幹什麼？ Betty? So this is Betty? What the bloody hell is she doing here?
不，Blod，你，不要瞎猜，這是另外一個Betty No, Blod, you... Don't get the wrong idea. This is another lady.
是和這些先生一起的。對吧？ With these gentlemen. Isn't that right?
呃，是啊，我們是從倫敦來的。現在可以幫下這個可憐的傢伙了吧？ Uh, yes, yes, we're from London. Now can we please get on with helping this poor fellow?
- 他深度休克了。 - 對不起，我認錯人了 - He's in deep shock. There. - I'm sorry. I thought you were somebody else.
來吧，Morgan，幫我把他抬回家，我知道怎麼做 Come on, Morgan. Help me get him home. I know what to do.
好。輕點，輕點 All right. Gently, gently.
好了，我今晚受到太多刺激了 Well, I've had far too much excitement for one evening.
不好意思，晚安吧 If you'll excuse me, I'll say... good night.
- 好，不過，George... - 晚安！ - Yeah, but, George... - Good night!
別太擔心Morgan了，這不是第一次了 Oh, don't worry about Morgan. This isn't the first time I've looked after him.
他今晚不會回來了 He won't be back tonight.
謝謝你 And thank you...
剛才幫我 for helpin' me with Blod.
沒關係 Oh, it's fine.
只是，應該的 Just, uh, seemed the... Seemed the thing to do, really.
我是真的，謝謝你 I mean that. Thank you.
沒什麼 That's fine.
好 Good.
晚安，Elizabeth小姐 Well, um, good night, uh, Miss Elizabeth, and, uh...
Betty.
好 Betty. Yes. Um,
感謝你帶來這麼美好的夜晚 and, uh, thank you for a lovely evening, and, uh...
你結婚了嗎？ Are you married?
- 什麼？ - 你結婚了嗎？ - I'm sorry? - Are you married?
沒有 No.
晚安，Anson先生 Good night, Mr. Anson.
你是一個好人 You're a gentleman.
真傻 Idiot.
- 睡下了？ - 對你沒有感謝 - Sleepin' quietly? - No thanks to you.
好，我得回去把門鎖好，不會很久 Well, I'll just go back and lock up. I won't be long.
別想呆在這裡 Don't think for one minute that you're stayin' here tonight.
你都對Johnny做了什麼？ - After what you've done to Johnny? - Blod.
還有，Margan，如果沒有事的話 And another thing, Morgan. If this was all for nothin',
別想再蹭進我家家門了 don't think about darkenin' my door ever again.
- 不要激動嘛。 - 走開，Morgan - Don't be rash now, girl. - Bugger off, Morgan.
不 Oh, no!
Betty!
真該死 Damn and blast!
早！睡不著嗎？ Good mornin'. Couldn't you sleep?
我睡得很好 I slept like a log.
沒有Morgan在這裡吵鬧，真安靜 It's so quiet without Morgan bangin' around.
早 Morning.
我以為你已經離開了呢 I thought you might already have gone.
你昨晚好像很不平靜 You seemed rather impatient last night.
不不不，我下雨天不會亂跑 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not one for runnin' around in the rain.
我喜歡蜷伏在溫暖的床上凝望 I like to stay snug in a warm bed and just stare at it.
萬物潤澤，看起來美多了，不是嗎？ - Mm-hmm. - Everythin' looks better when it's wet, don't you think?
餓了嗎？ - Mm! - Are you hungry?
你在找吃的嗎？ Were you lookin' for somethin' to eat?
- 我餓了... - 是啊，你看上去是餓了 - I'm fami... famished. I'm famished. - Yes, you look hungry.
- Ah! - George.
對不起？ Ah. Excuse me.
謝謝 Thank you.
好了，Anson，今天的任務，修好汽車 Right, Anson, the order of the day: Sort out this motorcar. Anson!
- 啊？ - 我們不能老呆在這裡 - Yes? - We can't be sitting around here forever...
等一個白癡修好汽車 waiting for some joker on a motorcycle.
- 我們該啟程了。 - 回英格蘭還是繼續在威爾士旅行？ - We should be off. - Back into England or further into Wales?
呃，往北，繼續威爾士的旅行 Uh, well, to the north, north, north into Wales, really.
如果這裡下雨，那麼那裡雨更大，還是等在這裡好 If it's rainin' here, it's rainin' more there. You might as well wait here.
而且北方的威爾士，唉！ And the inns in North Wales... Ugh!
- 快點，讓我進去。 - 在馬廄裡睡嗎？ - Come on, girl. Let me in. - Like sleepin' in stables.
我成落湯雞了。啊，早 I'm so wet I'm melting. Ah. Mornin'.
早 Morning.
怎樣？ - So? - So what?
你知道的！昨晚，Elizabeth小姐，還有英國人 You know! Last night. Miss Elizabeth and the English.
首先，沒有什麼Elizabeth小姐 Firstly, Miss Elizabeth died in her sleep;
其次，沒有人像你這麼禽獸的，Margan and secondly, they're not animals like you, Morgan.
他們是紳士 They're gentlemen.
禽獸 An animal.
不擅長這個，是吧？集中精神 You're not very good at this, are you? Come on. Concentrate.
那個傻瓜說11點來這裡 That fool said he'd be here by 11:00.
『我有好消息，我從Cardiff帶來零件了』他說 "I'll have some news," he said. "I'll have the part from Cardiff," he said.
這都快中午了 It's almost sodding noon!
天啊，我討厭威爾士 God, I hate the Welsh.
下雨可能道路不好走 The roads are probably bad with the rain.
行了，Anson Well, come on, Anson.
Hmm?
對不起，我們去哪裡？ Sorry. Wh-Where are we going?
你想什麼吶？去拿車啊 Well, where the hell do you think? To get the car.
去拿車，去拿車，好 To get the car. To get the car. Yes. Yes.
事實是，儘管威爾士人相信是 The truth is that, while we Welsh like to believe...
大山阻擊了入侵者勝利的步伐 that it was the mountains that beat the successive invaders,
其實是，山地氣候 it was, really, the weather that comes with mountains.
是雨擊敗了所有的侵略者 - It was the rain that defeated every invader.
就是這麼簡單，雨 Yes, simple rain.
- 先生？ - 我想要 - Yes, sir? - I would like...
天，Anson你說 Oh, God. Anson.
- 我要發一個電報。 - 好的，先生 - We'd like to send a telegram, please. - Yes, sir.
我部門建議我 I have been advised by my department...
可以在這裡乘坐火車到Pontypridd that I can take a train from here to Pontypridd.
- 客車。 - 對 - A passenger train. - Yes.
但是你跟我說，這裡沒有客車 But you told me that there were no passenger trains.
沒有向東的。我不知道你要去北方 Going east. I didn't know you wanted to go north.
你為什麼覺得我要去東面呢？ Why did you assume that I wanted to go east?
你是英國人啊，英格蘭在...東面嘛 You're English, and England is... east.
Anson.
哦，好，我們可以要兩張一等座的 Uh, well, could we possibly then have, um, two first-class...
呃，二等座的票，去Pontypridd嗎？ eh, second-class tickets to, to Pontypridd?
去北方 To the north.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
昨天可以的，但是今天不行 You could've gone yesterday, but you can't today.
- 哦？ - 鐵路讓洪水給淹了 - Oh? - Flooding on the line.
洪水，水淹 Fl-Flooding.
先生們，成了嗎？ Gentlemen, success?
- 發洪水。 - 正如聖經預言 - Flooding. - As predicted in the Bible.
真是很有趣，因為客車 Yes, it's, it's interesting actually, because the, uh, passenger trains...
受洪水影響，但是運煤車卻照樣運行 seem to be affected by the flooding, but, uh, the coal trains are running as normal.
哦，不是一條路 Oh, different lines.
啊，對頭！我就知道有一個簡單的解釋 Ah! Yes, of course. I knew there'd be a simple explanation, George.
- 你看，它們是不同的路線。 - 閉嘴，Anson - You see, it's different lines that they're on. - Shut up, Anson.
現在，請多取一些 Now, please send...
毯子，還有一瓶杜松子酒，到我房間 some more blankets and a bottle of gin to my room.
謝謝 Thank you.
從星期四晚上開始下雨 It started rainin' Thursday night,
整個星期五早上在下 and it rained all Friday mornin'.
整個星期五下午也在下 And it rained all Friday afternoon.
這雨好像就不會停 It seemed that the rain would never stop.
這好像是第一次，威爾士人和英國人達成了共識 And for the first time, the Welsh and the English were united by the fact...
什麼都做不了，只能等 that there was nothin' to do but wait.
但是到了星期天早上 But then, on Sunday mornin',
兩個奇跡發生了 two miracles occurred:
雨停了；更奇妙的是 It stopped rainin' and, miracle of miracles,
Morgan去找牧師說話了 Morgan the Goat talked to Reverend Jones.
Jones牧師 Ah. Reverend Jones.
Morgan.
雨停了哈 It stopped rainin'.
是啊，我知道 Yes, I'm quite aware of that.
今天沒有火車 There are no trains today.
是啊。禮拜天沒有火車 Yes, yes. There are no trains on the day of the Lord.
嗯，你瞧，我是說 Eh, look, wh-what I'm sayin' is that, uh,
今天是我們造山的最後機會 today is our last chance to build the mountain.
但是禮拜天大家都在教堂 But since it's Sunday, everyone will be in chapel.
教堂是10點半開放，Morgan Chapel will start at 10:30 as usual, Mr. Morgan.
你不祝福，就沒有人會在禮拜天幹活啊 But no one will work on a Sunday without your blessin'.
明天的話，英國人就坐火車離開了，我們就沒有機會了 And tomorrow, the English will be on the mornin' train out, and we'll have missed our chance.
他們有電報，有車票，有總部的命令 They have telegrams and tickets and orders from head office.
我再也留不住他們了 I can't keep them here any longer.
要麼今天，要不就完蛋 It's today or never.
教堂是10點半開門啊，Morgan Chapel will start at 10:30, Mr. Morgan.
你要是來一次，主都會很高興的 And it would make the good Lord very happy if for once you were here!
- 早 - Good morning. - Yes, it is.
美麗的早晨 A beautiful mornin'.
- 很漂亮。 - 是啊 - They're pretty. - Mmm. Yes.
沒有我可愛 But not as pretty as me.
你應該這麼說 Y-You're supposed to say that.
Betty!
沒聽見我叫你嗎？我要一件乾淨襯衣 Didn't you hear me calling? I need a clean shirt.
我才不管呢 Don't look at me.
哦，我可以借你一件，不過我就只有這一件乾淨的 Well, I-I would lend you one, but I'm afraid this is the only clean one I have.
要尊崇耶和華，我們的神，在他的聖山下拜，因為耶和華我們的神，本為聖。
今天接下來要從 My text for today comes from...
《詩篇》99：9 講起 Psalm 99: Verse 9.
要尊崇耶和華，我們的神 "Exalt the Lord our God,
在他的聖山下拜 and worship...
在他的聖山下拜 at His holy hill."
明天一早就走？ First thing tomorrow?
是，是的 Yes. Yes, I'm afraid so.
George昨晚接到倫敦緊急命令 Uh, George had some, uh, pretty stern orders from London last night,
我們坐8點半的火車走 so, um, we're off on the 8:30 train.
不管他的健康狀況如何 Whatever his, uh, state of health.
他昨晚喝得大醉 He was very drunk last night.
前天晚上也是 And the night before.
"在印度養成的習慣" "A habit I picked up in India."
是啊，我看在這兒他沒什麼可做的 Yes, I don't think he had enough to do out there, poor chap.
是啊，你也會瘋掉的 Oh, yeah. You'd go mad here too.
不，我能在這地方生活，我很享受 No, I... I could live in a place like this. I've... I've enjoyed myself.
是嗎 You have?
我把這看做是祈禱者 I see it as a prayer...
在用泥土製作禱文 made manifest in soil.
有一天，我們的後代 One day, our children's children...
會在我們堆起的土堆上嬉戲 will play where we are piling earth.
老人們會從山村裡看到它 Elderly people will be able to see it from the valley...
回憶起他們的年輕歲月 and be reminded of their youth.
所以，即便是禮拜天 And therefore, even though it is a Sunday...
還就因為是禮拜天 but especially because it is a Sunday...
你們會看到我在本次儀式結束後 you will see me immediately after this service...
登上富農山 climbing Ffynnon Garw...
手捧上帝的土壤 with God's soil in my hand.
我會建起土堆 And I will build that mound...
把它獻給上帝 and dedicate it to God.
我會建起土堆 I will build that mound...
來緬懷我們深愛的 in memory of our loved ones who will...
但無法從戰場返回的親人 not return from war!
我會建起土堆 And I will build that mound...
作為微不足道的回應 as a humble echo...
感謝上帝賜予偉大的山脈 of the great mountains... the Lord has given us.
我會滿心歡喜建起土堆 And I will build that mound in celebration of the joy...
慶賀給予我們的大山 our mountain has given us!
我建起土堆 And I will build that mound knowing...
知道上帝與我同在 that the Lord God is with me.
要尊崇耶和華我們的神 "Exalt the Lord our God,
在他的聖山下拜 and worship at His holy hill."
啊，我希望見到你們大家 Oh. And I expect to see you all... Huh?
都在山上！ Up there!
不過想都別想 - But don't think for one minute...
在安息日售賣啤酒 that you can sell beer on the Sabbath.
雖然我必須承認，在這裡我做不了什麼有用的事情 Though I must say I don't see what I could usefully do in a place like this.
對你來說很簡單 Oh, it's easy for you.
你啥都能做。你是個受過教育的人 You can do anything. You're an educated man.
我沒有那麼能幹 Well, I'm not really qualified to do very much.
我或許可以教書 I could teach, I suppose.
天，抱歉 Oh, dear. Sorry. No, I...
我 I was, um...
我打算問你一些私人問題，可能比較輕率 I was going to ask you something personal; it was probably indiscreet.
我不介意 I don't mind.
你知道的，我 Well, I just, uh... You know, I-I-I...
我對你的瞭解，比你對我的少 I know even less about you than I d... I did about, um,
Elizabeth小姐 M-Miss Elizabeth.
Elizabeth小姐，我受不了了 Miss Elizabeth. I couldn't keep that up for long.
好吧，我沒有什麼特別的 Well, there's nothing very special about me.
我是那種你通常都不會注意到的女孩 I'm the kind of girl you usually don't notice.
我匆忙端來一杯茶，低頭離開 I scuttle in with a tray of tea, bow my head and scuttle out.
- 我注意到了。 - 不，你不會 - I'd notice. - No, you wouldn't.
通常不會 Not usually.
那，我能問你一些私人問題嗎？ So, can I ask you something personal?
你為啥不在法國？ How come you aren't in France?
我去過 Well, I-I-I was. Um, I w... I was, uh...
1914年的第一批就去了 I-I went out with the, uh, first wave in 1914.
我當時在Verdun I was at Verdun.
我就像Johnny那樣回來了 I came back like Johnny.
Oh.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
但你現在好了，你只是需要有人照顧 But you're all right now. You just need some lookin' after.
- 怎麼啦？ - 好了，孩子們，我們上面見 - What on earth? - All right, boys. I'll see you up there.
我們把礦工們也叫來 We've got the miners now too.
簡直是嘉年華 Looks like a carnival.
我感覺責任重大 I feel terribly responsible. I...
希望Garrad先生準備好了。他得在下午茶之前測量一座山峰了 I hope your Mr. Garrad's ready. We'll have a mountain for him to measure before tea time.
來杯茶！ Tea wallah!
是我Anson，George I-I-It's Anson, George.
哦，Anson，早啊 Oh, Anson. Morning.
我想也許該上趟山 Um, I-I just thought I might, uh, pop up the hill.
貌似村民對山的高度進行了小小的修改 It seems the, uh, the villagers have made a little, tiny alteration to the height.
我想我該去量一下。反正也沒啥可做的 I thought I might, uh, measure it. Nothing much better to do, so...
對你有好處，可以去呼吸一下新鮮空氣 Capital. Good for you. You could probably use the fresh air.
是啊，我也這麼想 Well, that's what I thought. Yeah.
你不想一起來嗎？ Umm, y-you don't want to join me?
- 去哪？ - 呃，上山 - Where? - Eh, up the hill.
哦，天吶，不了 Oh, good God, no, no, no.
你不介意的話，我就在這，有很多報告要寫，這個那個的很多事情 I'll stay here if you don't mind. Lots of paperwork. Scads to catch up on and such.
確實是 Absolutely.
好，你不想要我開一扇窗什麼的嗎？ All right. Say, you don't want me to open up a window or anything?
呃，看來是不能依靠Garrad先生了 Um, I'm not sure that I can rely on Mr. Garrad.
不過，我需要一個幫手 But, um, the thing is, I-I will need an assistant. I...
- 你可以嗎？ - 我？ - You wouldn't, um... - Me?
為啥不呢？ Wh-Why not?
嗯，我從沒去過阿比西尼亞 Well... I've never been to Abyssinia...
還有亞丁，或者Sebastopol or to Aden... or Sebastopol,
我很久沒有講時髦英語了 and I can't speak with a posh accent for long.
哦，我想我們能克服的 Well, I-I-I think we can get over that.
我只是個女傭 I'm just a maidservant.
『只是』這個字對你完全不適用 Well, I-I don't think the word "just" could apply to you about anything.
- 這是讚美嗎？ - 是啊，是啊 - Was that a compliment? - Yes. Yes.
我要臉紅了啦 And n-now I'm going to blush, so, um,
請你幫忙可以嗎？ w-would you help me... please?
既然你說了請，又臉紅了，那我就答應了 - Since you said please, and you're blushin', yes, I will. - No!
好，那麼 Good. Then, uh,
請準備工程經緯儀吧 prepare the engineer's transit, please.
- 啥？ - 我給你看 - The what? - I'll show you.
太了不起了 This is extraordinary.
Morgan的奇思妙想 When Morgan gets a bee in his bonnet...
加油啊 Let's keep the hands up.
我覺得他們會成功的 You know, I think they're going to succeed.
你好 - Hello, hello.
我們的大山要上地圖了 We'll have a mountain for your map.
確實，會的。但願今天能完成 Oh, indeed, I think you will. I... I just hope you can finish it today.
因為下雨損失不小，不過我們還有機會 We lost a lot in the rain, but we still have a chance.
- 好，也許應該在上面蓋上植被。 - 植被？ - Well, perhaps you should cover it with turf. - Turf?
- 他是說草皮。 - 草皮？我們要好的草皮 - He means sod. - Sod? We'll need good sod.
很多好的 A lot of good sod.
暴行啊！ This is an outrage!
你們怎麼敢？ How dare you?
委員會知道嗎？有書面許可嗎？ Have the council been informed? Does anyone have written permission?
看看這個呀，簡直瘋狂 I mean, look at this. It's madness!
- 別像個英國人似的 - Stop actin' so English.
- 搬上去吧。 - 孩子們，加油 - Go on up there. - Right, then, boys. Carry on.
駕！駕！對了 Come uppa! Come uppa! That's it. That's it.
那天每個人都登上了富農山 Absolutely everyone climbed Ffynnon Garw that day,
除了Davies教書的以外，當然咯 except Davies the School, of course,
還有Johnny，他情願在村裡幫忙 and Johnny, who was happy to help down in the valley,
再也不敢上富農山了 but too fearful to go up Ffynnon Garw again.
謝謝，Johnny Thank you, Johnny.
我來吧 I'll take that.
日光不夠測量的了 There's not much daylight left for a measurement.
好，別站著了，來幫忙 Well, stop standing around and help.
來吧 Come on.
我對汽車的事情很抱歉 Look, I'm terribly sorry about the motorcar.
本來上面有防水帆布，但是不知道，是不是風... I covered it with tarpaulin, but I don't know. The wind, uh, must've...
不會正好是這塊帆布吧？ W-Would that be this tarpaulin by any chance?
- 是這塊。 - 沒關係，Williams先生 - Yes. - That's all right, Mr. Williams.
沒有它，我也很好。 I wouldn't have missed this for the world.
是Johnny啊！ It's Johnny. It's Johnny!
就在即將完成的時候 It was touch and go to finish...
光線還夠Anson先生做測量 while there was still light for Mr. Anson to measure.
還有不少人說我們不會成功 And there are many who still say we would've succeeded,
但命運還是玩弄了一個把戲 but fate had one more trick up her sleeve.
Jones牧師 Reverend Jones!
事後，當我們談起的時候 Later, when we all talked,
我們才意識到，Jones牧師那天爬山爬了有5到6趟 we realized that Reverend Jones had climbed Ffynnon Garw five or six times that day,
這足夠讓年輕人都精疲力盡 enough to make a young, fit man stiff,
更不用說一個82歲的老人了 and definitely too much for a man of 82.
是的，我們也不知道 Yes. We didn't know that either,
Jones牧師已經是82歲了 but Reverend Jones was 82.
我們還以為他只有60多 And we thought he was just in his 60s.
Morgan!
Morgan 山羊 - Morgan the Goat!
- 他叫我嗎？ - 是的 - He wants me? - Yes.
靠近些 Come closer.
抓著我的手 Take my hand now.
我知道我能指望你 I know I can count on you.
他在說什麼？ What's he saying? What's he saying?
他在說什麼？ What's he saying?
把治安法官Jones叫來 Get Jones the J.P.!
警官核實了死亡 The sergeant verified death,
但是治安法官Jones，得為牧師立下的遺囑 but Jones the J.P. Would have to consecrate the ground...
進行土地確認儀式 before the Reverend Jones could have his dyin' wish.
這塊位於富農山頂的土地 This plot of earth at the summit of Ffynnon Garw...
正適合接收我們 is duly consecrated to receive the mortal remains...
親愛的朋友和精神領袖的軀體 of our dear friend and spiritual leader,
Jones牧師 the Reverend Robert Jones.
那你準備乘坐早晨的第一班火車離開了？ So you'll be takin' the first train out in the morning?
是的 Yes. Yes, I'm afraid we will.
只能這樣了 Fair is fair.
我們盡力了，是吧？要不是牧師 We had a damn good fight, didn't we? If it wasn't for the reverend...
也不會有這裡了 If it wasn't for the reverend, it wouldn't have been built in the first place.
是啊 - Aye. True. - True enough.
走吧 Come on.
哦，應該再測量一下的。我是說 Well... I-It will be measured again. I mean, eh...
或許我們回來路過... Perhaps we'll even come back through here on our return, and...
你們不會回來的了 You won't be back.
這不是你們那樣的人回來的地方 This isn't a place that people like you come back to.
我會的，我真的會試試 Well, I'll try. I'll really try.
試試，這就是你能盡力做的嗎？ "I'll try"? Is that the best you can do?
他們已經做了 After all they've done.
所有的工作 All this work.
如果他們說，這都是因為你失敗了，你怎麼想？ How would you like them to say it failed because of you?
但是怎麼辦呢？在黑暗中測量？ But what am I supposed to do? Measure it in the dark?
等到天亮，然後跑下去？ Wait up here 'til the first light of dawn, and th-then race down...
五點鐘太陽就出來了 The sun's up at 5:00.
就幾個小時的路程 That's only a few hours away.
我陪你 I'd keep you company.
如果真那麼晚了 W-Well, i-if it is that late, and, uh,
太陽馬上就出來的話 a-and the sun will be up soon, I, uh...
我是說，我可以呆在這裡等待天亮 I mean, I may as well stay here and, uh, wait for dawn.
畢竟我們已經做了那麼多 Uh, after all, we've come this far.
- 晚安 - Good night.
喝一杯？Blod Drink, Blod?
晚安，Morgan Good night, Morgan.
他們在教堂。今天是禮拜天。你要些啥？ They're in chapel. It's Sunday. What's yours?
就這樣 Betty 和 Anson 在富農山頂上呆了一晚 And so it was that Betty and Anson stayed a night on Ffynnon Garw.
現在你知道威爾士人怎麼說那些 Now you know what the Welsh say about people...
在山頂上過夜的人了吧？ who stay on mountain peaks at night, don't you?
他們成了詩人，狂人，非常聰明，或者... They become poets, madmen, very, very wise, or...
當他們下山時，宣佈了 And when they descended, it was to announce...
富農山確實是一座大山，有1002英尺高 that Ffynnon Garw was indeed a mountain... of 1,002 feet...
他們還訂婚了 and that they were engaged to be married.
是啊，這是一次不尋常的求婚 Yes, it was an odd courtship,
但對這個人很合適，上去時是一座土丘 but one befitting a man who went up a hill...
但下來時就是一座大山了 but came down a mountain.
你也許會覺得這個故事很雜亂 And should you think this is just a shaggy-dog story...
是一個年邁老人講給年少無知的小孫孫的 told by a senile man to his young, impressionable grandson,
那我請你來逛一下威爾士南部 I'd ask you to come to South Wales,
那個我出生的村莊 to the village where I was born.
當你從Cardiff駕車向北 And as you drive north from Cardiff,
尋找那座最大的山 look for the first big hill...
不只是一個丘，而是一座山 not just a hill, but a mountain...
是這些人的後代建造的 and the children of the people who built it.
然而，就在這部影片製作完成的時候，又重新測量了一下山峰 However, just before this film was made, the mountain was remeasured...
發現只有997英尺了 and found to be 997 feet.
這就是說，山又變丘了 Thus the mound had settled back into a hill.
丘？！ A hill?
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