第三季 第7集
－＝美女上錯身吧 傾情奉獻＝－ 本字幕僅供學習交流之用 嚴禁用於商業用途
－＝美女上錯身吧傾情奉獻 本字幕僅供學習交流之用 嚴禁用於商業用途＝－
翻譯 ：拉拉 水晶 Katherine ℃ 世界
校對：西西 jjooyy
特效 後期：IDM 西西
看到那個艷光四鑻的模特了嗎 See that inspiring model there?
那就是我 Deb That was me, Deb
直到那天我死了 Till the day I died,
我以為我會直接上天堂 I thought I'd go straight to heaven,
可是中間出了個小插曲 but there was a bit of a mix-up
我居然在別人的身伐裡醒來 and I woke up in someone else's body.
所以現在我就是Jane So now I'm Jane,
玫有個人特別助理的超忙律師 a super-busy lawyer with my very own assistant.
我有了新的生活 新的衣服 I got a new life, a new wardrobe,
知道實情的只有 and the only people who really know what's going on with me
我的閨蜜Stacy和我的守護天使Fred are my girlfriend Stacy and my guardian angel, Fred.
我相信事出必有因 I used to think everything happened for a reason...
哇 Whoo!
好吧 我希望我是對的 And, well, I sure hope I was right.
給夠40刀 Make it $40.
如果出租車不錯的話我想給點小費 If the cab doesn't smell, I like to tip.
我代表Sierra Casino On behalf of Sierra Casino,
拒絕你們要求我們停止使用照片的來函 we reject your cease-and-desist letter.
我們會保留索賠不當收益的權利 We're also pursuing a claim of unjust enrichment.
我們沒有違反合約 There's been no breach of contract,
- 當然也沒有不當得利 - 才不是 - and, therefore, no unjust enrichment. - Not true.
- 哦 對不起 我以為這裡沒人 - 嗨 Jane - Oh, I'm sorry. I thought the room was free. - Hi, Jane.
嗨 Bobbi Hi, Bobbi.
真是驚喜 What a surprise.
嗨 Hi.
這裡怎麼了 Well, now, what's going on here?
我們準備起訴Sierra Casino We are suing Sierra Casino
讓他們停止在廣告上使用Deb的照片 to stop using Deb in their advertising.
為 為什麼你們要這麼做 Why... why would you do that?
卻沒叫上我 Without me?
Grayson 我是來幫忙的 Grayson, I am here to help.
好啊 Okay.
Jane上個月替我們 Jane handled an intellectual-property case
贏過一場知識產權的案子 for us last month.
有她加入再好不過 We are happy to have her on board.
實際上 我們已經談完了 Actually, we're done.
根本就沒有什麼值得你們反對的 There's no merit to your request.
你們未經許可使用Deb Dobkins的照片 You used a photograph of Deb Dobkins without consent.
我的客戶是直接跟攝影師買的照片 My client bought that picture directly from the photographer.
Javier.
我認得他的作品 I recognize his work.
他沒權力出售那照片 He had no right to sell it.
Javier和模特有合魂 Javier had a standard contract with the model,
永久使用用權 而且他也轉簽給我們了 all rights in perpetuity, which he, in turn, signed over to us.
看來就這樣了 okay, well, I guess that's that.
這份合魂我有印象 I'm familiar with the contract.
它對圖片的使用是有限制的 It had significant limitations.
那我們來看一看 行吧 Let's take a look, shall we?
我愛他 Stacy 可是他失控了 I love him, Stacy, but he's out of control.
你看 他都改的面目全非了 Look, he lawyered all over it.
你不能把這個給Javier 他肯定會找人代替你的 You can't give that to Javier. He'll replace you.
- 我知道 - 你還會落下一個壞名聲 - I know. - You're gonna get a bad reputation...
很壞很壞的那種 and not the good kind.
你會成個瘋子模特 You'll be the crazy model
還有個瘋子律師男朋友 with the crazier lawyer boyfriend.
我該怎麼辦 What should I do?
告訴Grayson你很感激他的關心 Um, tell Grayson that you appreciate his concern,
但是 but...
不 不 不 我不喜歡吵架 Oh, no. No. I... I don't like confrontation.
那會讓人出現話尾紋 It gives you premature frown lines.
哦 那樣 就 Oh, all right. Well...
我給你三個字 ...then I have three words for you...
塗改液 "Li-quid paper".
我很肯定 I'm pretty certain
Deb沒有抹掉我在合魂上改的內容 Deb didn't white-out the changes I made to this contract.
事實上 我認為她有 Actually, I think she did.
她在抹掉的地方都標注有名字縮寫 Her initials are beside every bit of white-out.
廣告反映良好 The ad tested well.
真的嗎 Really?
我們打算保留 Mm. It's going to remain the centerpiece
賭場中心位瞞的廣告 of the casino's new campaign.
那麼 And...
先到這裡 now we're done.
嘿 Hey.
Fred你可不可以替我去一下商店 Fred, can you be a love and go to the store for me?
姐妹們馬上要過來看《單身漢》和《巴比》 The girls are coming over for "The bachelor" And bubbly,
可是我們香檳喝光了 but we're out of champagne.
今晚 不 不 不 不 不行 Tonight? No. No, no, no, no. I can't.
我今晚要看 I'm... I'm watching a...
歷史頻道的紀錄片《啤酒的故事》 a History Channel documentary on beer.
我不這麼想 I don't think so.
咱家就一個電視 而且你根本就不喜歡啤酒 There's only one TV, and you don't even like beer.
你是個只喜歡喝白葡萄酒的小伙 You're a white-wine-spritzer guy.
我變了 Well, not anymore.
其實 我現在正在學怎麼自釀啤酒 In fact, I'm learning how to brew my own beer.
這是我的新愛好 It's my new hobby.
你覺得你可以在哪裡釀啤酒 Where do you think you're going to brew beer?
洗衣間 In the laundry room.
洗衣間沒地方了 There's no space in the laundry room.
是嗎 你知道嗎 Stacy Okay, you know something, Stacy?
我感覺在我們倆這段關係中我都失去自我了 I am losing myself in this relationship.
- 什麼 - 是的 是的 - What? - Yeah, yeah.
我可不是 I'm... I'm not just a satellite
整天都繞著你轉的衛星 Stacy revolving around planet Stacy.
你剛剛說什麼 What did you say?
我說得還不夠清楚嗎 Did I mumble?
我是獨立的人 Stacy I... I'm my own man, Stacy.
是嗎 如果你想成為獨立的人 Well, if you're your own man,
也許你首先應該有自己的房子 maybe you should get your own place.
是的 我會有的 Well, maybe I will!
Jane 很抱歉 打攪一下 Jane, so sorry to interrupt.
等下 如果你不是有壞消息你是不會說對不起的 Wait. You're never sorry unless you've got bad news.
我媽媽看新聞台 突然發現 My mom was watching CNN, and it turns out
你媽媽正準備接受Nancy Grace專訪 your mom is about to be interviewed by Nancy Grace.
千萬不要 No, no, no, no.
絕對真的 在攝影棚 直播 Yes, yes, yes. Live, in studio...
82次航班上的瘋子乘客 the "Mad as hell" Passenger from flight 82.
- 可她現在我家啊 - 沒有 我剛往你家打過電話 - But she's at my house. - No, I just called your house.
她連自己的手機也沒接 She isn't picking up her cell, either.
把電視機打開 Turn on the TV.
有些人把Elaine Bingum叫做「平民英雄」 Some people refer to Elaine Bingum as "A folk hero."
天 Oh, my God.
Elaine 你認為自己是「平民英雄」麼 Elaine, folk hero... yes, no, maybe?
呃 事實上 我只是做了我認為對的的事情 Well, actually, I just did the right thing.
當我從滑梯上滑下的那一刻起 I knew the minute I went down that slide
飛機的門再也阻擋不了我通向自批 that the airplane doors would open and let the captives free.
你被捕了 You were arrested.
是的 我知道 但是Paul Revere也被捕過 Yes, I know, but so was Paul Revere.
Nancy 偷偷告訴你 Nancy, between the two of us,
這不是我第一次被抓起來了 it isn't the first time for me.
呀 你這是在告訴我 - Yikes. Grace: - Are you telling me
你是個有前科的人 that you are a repeat offender?
入店行竊 非法入侵 縱火 Shoplifting, trespass, arson...
哦 還有我差點忘了 暴露癖罪 oh, and I almost forgot... indecent exposure.
哦 天哪 不要再說了 - Oh, my God! Stop talking!
但是這次 親愛的 - But this time, little girl, you've got
你遇到了個更大的麻煩 難道你一點不害怕嗎 a bigger problem. Aren't you a little afraid?
我擔心 但是我女兒在為我辯護 I'm worried, but my daughter is representing me.
她名叫Jane 她是我堅實後盾 Her name is Jane. She's my rock.
正好我想在這 And I just have to say,
對電視機前的所有適婚男人說一句 她是單身喲 to all you eligible men out there, she's single.
她在國家電視台上給你拉皮條 She's pimping you out on national TV.
謝謝你提醒我 Good to know.
我們馬上回來 We'll be right back
繼續為您帶來「平民英雄」Elaine Bingum with "Folk hero" Elaine Bingum.
行了 我 我一定要到那去 Okay. I... I have to get down there.
任何一個潛在陪訣員看到這個會認為她是 Any potential juror watching this is gonna think she's...
- 失心瘋 - 絕對瘋了 - Eccentric? - ...Completely nuts.
她很可能被跳過訣訊直接入罪 She might as well skip the trial and go right to jail.
你有沒有見到Elaine Have you seen Elaine?
她競走去了 She went speed-walking.
顯然 這對臀部很有好處 Apparently, it's good for the hips.
順便說下 我想她對你有點不爽 By the way, I think she's a little peeved at you.
是的 我對她發火了 Yeah, 'cause I yelled at her
因為她沒經我魂意上了國家電視台 for going on national TV without my permission.
天 Oh, my God.
甜心 你在吃硬麵包圈 Sweetie, you eating a bagel?
這是第二次了 Oh, it's my second one.
我太鬱悶了 I'm so upset.
我跟Fred大吵了一架 I got in a fight with Fred,
- 然後他搬了出去 - 什麼 - and I think he moved out. - What?
他說什麼他不想看《單身漢》 He said something about not wanting to watch "The Bachelor"
還說他要釀自己的啤酒做一個獨立的男人 and brewing beer and being his own man,
然後門被彭的一聲關上了 and then the door slammed.
這有點 有點奇怪 Huh. That's... that's interesting.
天 你認為這是我的錯 Oh, my God. You think this is my fault?
不 只是 我是說 昨天 No, it's just... well, I mean, yesterday,
你不喜歡他咋咋呼呼像個小孩子 you didn't like that he was acting like a little boy.
- 嗯 - 然後今天你又不喜歡 - Mm-hmm. - And today, you don't like that he's acting
他表現的像個男人 說起來 雖然只是提了個意見 like a man. I mean, it's really just a theory,
但是也許你給的信息讓他混亂了 but maybe you gave him mixed messages.
我只想他回來 Well, I just want him back.
我的建議是 去告訴他你很抱歉就行了 If you want my advice, just go tell him you're sorry.
真是個好主意 Well, that is a great idea.
我要給他送愛心便當 I will pack him a lunch
貼著寫有非常明確信息的便簽 with a note and a very clear message.
很好 Good.
媽媽 我很抱歉我向你吼了 Mom, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
沒關係 親愛的 It's fine, dear.
你錯過了一場非常精彩的對話 You missed a fantabulous walk.
看看我 Look at me.
我有著26歲的臀部 I have the hips of a 26-year-old
和北美大山貓的屁股 and the buns of a bobcat.
我們準備好上庭了麼 Are we ready for court?
好了 但是你需要衝個涼換身衣服 Uh, I am, but you need to shower and change.
Stacy會載你來我們公司 But Stacy will give you a lift to the office.
我聽到了哦 I heard that!
啊 Aah! Aah! Aah!
你這是在幹嘛 What do you think you're doing?
不是你說的 Um, you know how you said
我需要一個我自己的地方嗎 I needed to stake out my own turf?
不不不 不是在我沙發上 No, no, no... not on my couch.
我自己負擔不起房子 I can't afford my own place.
- 那就合租 - 除非你能給我加薪 - So get a roommate. - Unless you gave me a raise,
否則我需要9個室友才合租的起 I would need like nine roommates.
但是你不能在這兒 Well, you can't stay here.
你看 我是聽從你的建議 Look, I'm following your advice,
但是如果要那建議有效果 我需要你幫忙 but if it's gonna work, I need your support.
好吧 Fine.
我有個客戶 他開了家船廠 I have a client. He owns a shipping company.
一年有中有半年他在歐洲 Six months out of the year, he's in Europe.
他需要一個照看房子的人 He needs a house sitter.
我能做那個 I could do that.
哦 好吧 Oh, whoa! Um, okay.
我會把他號碼放到你桌上 I will put his number on your desk.
等下我離開房間 你呢 Wait for me to leave the room, and then...
趕快穿上你的褲子 put on your pants.
- Jane 早啊 - 早 - Jane, good morning. - Morning.
AUSA剛剛把目擊證人名單傳真過來 The AUSA just faxed over a witness list.
上面有82次航班上所有乘客名字 It's got every passenger from flight 82,
和7個機務組人員名單 as well as seven crew members
和所有進入飛機的機場工作人員 and all airport employees with access to the plane.
他們想隱藏什麼 They're trying to bury us.
從這麼多證人中我沒辦法提取信息 There's no way I can prep for this many witnesses.
等下 Teri你有飛機的人員名單麼 Wait. Teri, do you have the flight manifest?
飛機人員名單上有列8個機務組人員 The manifest has eight crew members,
但是目擊者名單上只有七個 and the witness list has seven.
你能找找 Can you find...
Jane?
啊 對不起 Um... sorry.
你能查下為什麼 Can you find out why the AUSA
AUSA落下了一位機組乘務員嗎 left a flight attendant off the witness list?
還有我媽來了就讓她在我辦公室裡待著 And when my mom gets here, just put her in my office.
沒問題 Done and done.
嘿 你回來了 Hey, you're back.
我們在重組戰略 We're re-strategizing.
我們 好吧 We are? O... okay.
Deb的合魂上有個漏洞 There's a loophole in Deb's contract.
明文禁止囊改照片或是隨意支配 It expressly forbids significant alterations or manipulations.
Grayson 這是很正常的 Grayson, that's pretty standard.
我是說 還有沒有別的 I mean, is there anything else that we can...
我在Deb的公文包裡找到了原始照片 I found the original photo in Deb's portfolio.
一看就知道廣告上的PS過了 You can see the ad has been photoshopped.
加了耳環 換了裙子 還漂白了她的牙 They added earrings, changed her dress. They whitened her teeth.
嗯 它 它看起來沒那麼明顯 Well, it... it just doesn't seem that significant,
而且 她的牙確實有那麼白 and... and her teeth really were that white.
我看過其他照片 I've seen other photos.
「明顯」只是主觀的 Well, "Significant" Is subjective.
好吧 謝謝 Grayson Okay, well, thank you, Grayson.
我得走了 我約了人吃午飯 But I should go. I have lunch plans.
玩的愉快 Oh, have fun.
Bobbi?
- 我能問你點事嗎 - 行 - Can I ask you something? - Sure.
你覺得 Do you think
Deb自己覺得這個廣告有問題嗎 that Deb would have had a problem with the ad?
你是她媽媽 I mean, you were her mom.
Grayson是她愛的人 我看得出來 Grayson's the man she loved, and I see how much
他多麼想保護Deb 多麼想保留對她的記憶 he wants to protect Deb and keep her memory alive.
什麼樣的媽媽會拒絕呢 What mother could say no to that?
寶貝 這是誰啊 Honey, who's your friend?
Oh, um...
Bobbi 這是我媽媽Elaine Bobbi, this is my mother, Elaine.
你肯定特別為你女兒感到驕傲吧 Ah, you must be very proud of your daughter.
她替我打過好幾次官司了 She's represented me a few times.
- 真的嗎 - 是啊 - Really? - Oh, yeah.
事實上 We're the middle of something right now,
我們現在就在打官司呢 as a matter of fact.
只是個小官司 It's just a minor matter, but yesterday,
昨天她自願幫忙的 she jumped in without my even asking her.
哇 那會她正管我的案子呢 Wow. While working on my case,
那可不是小官司啊 which is no minor matter.
我可能會坐牢的 I could go to jail.
嗯 其實 我們該上法庭了 Yeah, speaking of which, we should get to court.
- 再見 - 拜 - Goodbye. - Bye.
- Bobbi. - Hmm?
準備好吃午飯了嗎 You ready for lunch?
好了 我餓死了 Yeah, I'm starved.
- 不錯 我們大廳見 - 好的 - Great. I'll meet you in the lobby. - Okay.
打擾一下 I'm sorry.
難道 Parker也參與案子了嗎 Is... is Parker on the case?
沒有 我們只是要吃午飯 No, no. We're just having lunch.
午飯 Lunch?
昨天晚上 我們還吃了晚飯 And last night, we had dinner.
晚飯 Dinner.
他們要去吃午飯 They're having lunch.
是的 親愛的 Yes, dear.
- 我們都約會 我們都喜歡做愛 - 惡 - We all date. We all love to have sex. - Ew.
- 怎麼了 上周我和你爸還 - 別再說了 - Why, last week, your father and I... - Please stop talking.
我是說 留著你的口舌上法庭吧 I mean, uh, save your voice for court.
Stacy.
- 有事嗎 - 我是來找Fred的 - Can I help you? - I'm just looking for Fred.
哦 他下午走了 Oh, he's gone for the afternoon.
去檢查他新的公寓 He's checking out his new pad.
- 什麼 - 他特別興奮呢 - I'm sorry? - Yeah, he's totally psyched.
那房子裡有個特大的游泳池 家庭影院 It's got an infinity pool, home theater,
還有給他存放啤酒的空房 spare room for his Barley and Hops.
- 我知道了 - 我很好奇 - I see. - I'm playing catch-up here.
怎麼了 難道他在你的綢緞床單上吃餅乾了 What happened? Did he eat crackers in your satin sheets?
是的 但不是這事 Well, yes. But that wasn't the problem.
我能說Freddy真的這麼快長大了嗎 Can I just say that Freddy is really growing up fast?
- 如果那是給他的 他已經吃過了 - 但是我餓了 - If that's for him, he already ate. - But I'm famished.
哦 不要 Oh, don't.
想你在心口難開 "I miss you more than I can say."
回家吧 有個 "Come on home, for a great..."
停 Stop!
別告訴他我來過了 Just please don't tell him I was here.
在停機坪上待了四個小時 After about four hours on the tarmac,
人們開始不安了 people started to get upset,
我迫於事實就開始讓大家冷靜下來 and it fell to me to keep everybody calm.
你迫於事實 It fell to you?
我是天生的領導 I'm a natural leader.
而且我有證據 And I have proof.
我做了Phil醫生的在線性格測試 I took Dr. Phil's online personality quiz.
所以你採取了行動 So you leapt into action.
我領起合唱 I led a sing-along.
我還鼓勵人們分享吃的 I, uh, encouraged people to share their food.
32C座位的人驚恐發作的時候 And when 32C had a panic attack,
我還從4B那拿了鎮靜劑 I got him a Xanax from 4B.
我還教一位年輕媽媽 And I taught a new mother
怎麼換尿布 how to make a diaper out of a pillowcase.
這樣看來 你在糟糕的情況下已經盡力而為了 Sounds like you made the best of an awful situation.
但是為什麼要開啟緊急出口呢 But why open the emergency door?
飛機就像個要爆炸的熱水壺 The plane was a boiling teakettle ready to explode.
而且 嗯 我知道這有反規定 And, um... I knew it was against the rules,
但這可是事關生死啊 but it was a matter of life and death.
謝謝 Thank you.
事關生死 Life and death.
當時 有人要死了嗎 Was, uh, someone literally about to die?
我不知道 I don't know.
我又沒有水晶球 I don't have a crystal ball.
那告訴我 Bingum女士 Well, tell me, Ms. Bingum,
你看起來像是在面臨死亡威脅嗎 do you look like you're facing mortal danger here?
我很高興終於自批了 哈 I'm happy to be free. Whee!
你知道緊急滑道展開時 Do you know that the emergency slide
每平方英吋要承受3000磅的力量嗎 deploys with the force of 3,000 pounds per square inch?
不知道 No.
你知道 在你拉開滑道之前 Did you know that, seconds before you pulled the slide,
飛機外面還有正在工作的行李搬運員嗎 there were baggage handlers working outside the plane
那個滑道能殺了他們 and that the slide could have killed them?
我不知道 I had no idea.
我看到你上電視了 Bingum女士 I've seen you on TV, Ms. Bingum.
Oh.
你很喜歡脫口秀嘛 You enjoying the talk-show circuit?
- 反對 - 收回問題 - Objection. - Withdrawn.
你為什麼不給我準備一下那些問題 Why didn't you prepare me for those questions?
我警告過你可能會很棘手 I warned you that it was gonna get ugly
他們會想讓你看上去是 and that they were gonna try and make you look like...
- 像是我用滑道殺了人 - 是的 - like I murdered people with a slide? - Yes.
相信我 我會記住的 Believe me... I would have remembered that.
或許 如果你沒把我夾在 You know, maybe if you weren't squeezing me in
你和Barbie的中間 between meetings with Barbie...
她叫Bobbi Her name is Bobbi.
你為了這事煩嗎 And is that what's upsetting you?
因為你需要我的時候我就得在你旁邊 Because I'm always here when you need me.
是 只有在我有麻煩的時候 Yes, when I'm in trouble.
你上次來看我 But when is the last time
或是打電話給我是什麼時候了 you've come by to visit or called to say hello?
你知道嗎 我很忙 而且 You know what? I get busy. And...
而且如果沒出事的話 我就像不存在一樣 And if there is no emergency, it's like I don't exist.
Elaine睡了嗎 Is Elaine asleep?
我不知道 因為她不和我說話 I can't tell, 'cause she's not talking to me right now.
哦 我恨抱歉 Oh. I'm sorry.
隨便了 Oh, whatever.
好吧 你和Fred的最新情況是什麼 All right. What's the latest with Fred?
我想我失去他了 Jane I think I lost him, Jane.
不 你 事你逼著他要獨立 No, you... you just pushed him to be his own man,
所以你得接受這事 and now you have to love him for it.
就像那首歌 You know, it's just like that song.
- 什麼歌 - 我不知道 什麼歌都行 - What song? - I don't know... any song...
啦啦啦 如果你愛他 就給他自批 "Blah, blah, blah, if you love him, set him free."
你說的對 You're right.
這樣 明天 我就去告訴他我支持他的 Okay, tomorrow, I'm going to show him I support his...
男子氣概 manhood.
- 很好 - 是啊 - Good. - Yeah.
你不去睡覺嗎 Aren't you going to bed?
不 我還有工作要做 No, I've got work to do.
- Elaine的案子嗎 - Bobbi的案子 - On Elaine's case? - Bobbi's case.
我都沒告訴你 I didn't even tell you.
俱樂部想要 The casino wants to use me
在多級廣告上用我的照片 as part of a multi-stage ad campaign.
我知道 但是Grayson反對這事 I know. But Grayson's still trying to squelch it.
哦 那你要幹嗎 Oh. What are you gonna do?
我完全知道 Well, I know exactly
Grayson要在法庭上說什麼 what Grayson's going to argue in court.
所以俱樂部的律師 So I'd say there's a good chance the casino's lawyer
會收到一封匿名的郵件 is going to get an anonymous e-mail
它會明確說明如何反對每一條論據 explaining exactly how to argue every counterpoint.
哇 Whoa.
你形成了一個秘密聯盟 就像「倖存者」裡那樣 You're forming a secret alliance, like on "Survivor."
呃 在我看來呢 Well, you know, the way I see it
這是我利用暗道 is that I am using back channels
去維護我客戶的利益 to represent my client's best interest,
只不過碰巧我的客戶就是我自己 and it just so happens that my client is me.
哦 Ooh.
早上好 Good morning.
- 你也好 - 等會 - Morning to you. - Hold on.
- 我給一個在AUSA的朋友打電話 - 對不起 - I spoke to a friend at the AUSA's office. - Sorry.
發現你讓我查的那個落下的機組乘務員 Turns out the missing flight attendant you asked me to track down
那會在探望她佛羅里達州生病的媽媽 was visiting her sick mother in Florida.
所以他們才沒有寫她的名字 That's why they took her off the list.
好了 說完了 Okay, dead end.
請問我能去我的辦公室了嗎 Can I please go to my office?
不像控方 我沒這麼簡單就放棄 Unlike the prosecution, I do not give up that easily.
我又挖了挖 I did some digging.
發現了 那個機組乘務員的媽媽根本沒病 Get this... the flight attendant's mom isn't sick.
她死了 三年前就死了 She's dead... died three years ago.
那她為什麼要說謊呢 Why would she lie about that?
那就靠你自己去挖掘了 You're about to find out.
你二十分鐘後會在咖啡館和她見面 You're meeting her for coffee in 20 minutes.
- 這是地址 - 哦 謝了 謝謝 - Here's the address. - Oh, thank you. Thank you.
你不會告訴他們我不在佛羅里達 對吧 You won't tell them I'm not in Florida, will you?
Laferty女士 我不想給你找麻煩 Ms. Laferty, I don't want to cause you any trouble.
我只是想知道你為什麼說你沒在城裡 I just want to know why you lied about being out of town.
我不想給你媽媽做不利證明 I don't want to testify against your mom.
我碰到過很多次延時飛行 I've worked lots of delayed flights.
這次最糟糕 This was the worst.
為什麼不到法庭上去說呢 Why not say that in court?
航空公司給了很多暗示 The airline dropped plenty of hints.
如果我們支持她 我們的工作就不保了 If we support her, our jobs aren't safe.
我知道了 I understand.
私底下說 Off the record,
你能告訴我情況怎麼會變得這麼糟糕嗎 can you tell me how the situation got so bad?
我是說 那些新的飛行權利呢 I mean, what about the new flyers' bill of rights?
它要求航空公司提供食物和水 It mandates that airlines provide food and water
還有兩小時後下飛機的機會 and a chance to get off the plane after two hours.
我們離開大門前不會開始計時 The clock doesn't start until we leave the gate.
如果他們知道要延時很長時間的話 If they know there's going to be a long delay,
他會讓我們在大門那等幾個小時 they hold us at the gate for hours
才會把我們放到停機坪上 before moving us to the tarmac.
太恐怖了 That's horrible.
是啊 Mm-hmm.
其實 You know...
你媽媽在乘客開始抱怨腿抽筋的時候 your mom led the passengers in stretching exercises
帶領他們做伸展活動 when they started complaining about leg cramps.
是啊 Mm, yeah.
哦 她太有才了 Oh, she was amazing.
- 她讓大家都冷靜下來 - 真的嗎 - She kept everyone calm. - Really?
有這樣一位媽媽真幸運 You're lucky to have a mom like her...
精力旺盛還富含魂情心 so much energy and compassion.
謝謝 Thanks.
法官大人 禁令是要求 Your Honor, an injunction is required
- 避免無法彌補的傷害 - 什麼傷害 - to avoid irreparable harm. - What harm?
她女兒簽了合魂 Her daughter signed a contract
已經魂意以任何手段使用她的照片 granting rights for all uses of her image.
「任何」意味著所有 "All" Means all.
Kent先生 Mr. Kent?
根本就沒有合魂 There was no contract.
McClintock對Skelly Oil的案子中 McClintock v. Skelly Oil...
意見一致是 "A meeting of the minds is..."
是簽訂合魂必不可少的條件 ...essential to the formation of a contract?
這可沒規定 That isn't the standard here.
我反對 I disagree.
Dobkins小姐從未被告知 Ms. Dobkins was never informed
會囊改她的照片 changes would be made to her photograph.
所以 不可能 Therefore, she cannot be...
假定她魂意做改動了 ...Presumed to have consented to such changes?
接下來 Kent先生將會告訴我們 Next, Mr. Kent's going to tell us that,
因為根本沒魂意 所以根本沒合魂 since there was no consent, there was no contract.
事實上 As a matter of fact...
類似案件時代週刊對Conroy中 The relevant case is Time v. Conroy...
當事人在相關領域有專業知識水平時 when parties possess a level of expertise in relevant areas,
就已經默許魂意了 consent is implied.
我聽夠了 I've heard enough.
我判決之後會通知你們的 I'll let you know when I've made my decision.
Beiner先生 Mr. Beiner,
你是東西向航空公司 you are vice president for passenger safety and welfare
乘客安全福利部門的副總裁嗎 for Eastwest Airlines?
是 Correct.
你的工作就是確保 And your job is to ensure
航空公司遵循所有的聯邦法律對嗎 that Eastwest follows all federal laws?
對 That's right.
是不是 Isn't it true
你們航空公司故意的超量航班呢 that your airline knowingly overbooks flights?
反對 這和本案無關 Objection... relevance.
繼續 Sustained.
是不是 Isn't it true
你們以天氣為批延誤航班 that you miscode delays as weather-related
避免給顧客全額退款呢 to avoid paying customers a full refund?
反對 又是無關問題 Objection... relevance again.
繼續 Sustained again.
告訴我們乘客遷移 Tell us about passenger migration,
你們寧願延誤航班讓乘客待在飛機裡 when you keep passengers on planes during delays
也不想讓他們回到客運站 rather than return them to the terminal
這樣他們就不會坐著你們競爭對手的飛機走了 so that they won't leave and fly with one of your competitors.
- 法官大人 - 好了 律師們 過來 - Your Honor! - Enough. Counselors, approach the bench.
證人可以下去了 The witness may step down.
Bingum小姐 你哪找到的引證 Ms. Bingum, where are you getting your allegations?
可信任來源 A confidential source.
航空公司現在沒受訣 The airline is not on trial here.
當然沒有 Of course the airline's on trial.
航空公司引起可能爆炸的形式 The airline created an explosive situation
不應該不負責任 and shouldn't be able to hold themselves unaccountable
一位乘客以可預見的方式付諸行動 when a passenger acts out in a foreseeable way.
這都無關緊要 你的客戶違法了 It's all irrelevant. Your client broke the law.
航空公司讓她處於困境 The airline pushed her into an untenable predicament.
夠了 你的引證和此案無關 Enough. Your allegations are off limits.
法官大人 這有關 Your Honor, it's res gestae.
我需要重選陪訣團 I need to set the scene for the jury.
我魂意 I am sympathetic,
但是你要用別的方法 but you're going to have to find another way to do so.
好的 Okay.
恭喜 Fred Congratulations, Fred.
你不是Fred You're not Fred.
不 我是Calvin Nope. I'm Calvin.
你為什麼在Fred家裡 Why are you in Fred's house?
這不是Fred家 這是我家 This is not Fred's house. It's my house.
再說一次 我是Calvin Again, I'm Calvin.
好吧 重頭來 Okay, let's start over.
我以為Fred是來看房子的 I thought Fred was house-sitting.
哦 我律師的助手 Oh, my lawyer's assistant?
- 是 我問過他 但他沒答應 - 什麼 為什麼 - Yeah, I interviewed him. It didn't work out. - What? Why not?
嗯 我說要三十天 Well, I said I needed a 30-day commitment,
他說離開那個充實他 and he said 30 days was too long
讓他感到完整的 to be away from the person who completes him,
每天早晨用呼吸叫醒他的那個女孩 the one who makes him whole,
三十天太長了 the girl whose breath wakes him every morning...
我以為他說的是客套話 ...which I think he meant as a compliment.
- 他這麼說的 - 是 - He said all that? - Yeah.
他很戲劇性 我想你就是那個女孩了 He was pretty dramatic. I take it you're that girl?
我是 I am.
那植物我能留著嗎 Can I keep the plant?
我想不行 I don't think so.
哦 拜託告訴我那裡面有巧克力成分 Ooh. Please tell me there's something chocolaty in there.
我這一天太艱難了 I've had a rough day.
咱倆都是 Yeah, you and me both.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
我今天在法庭上遭埋伏了 I got ambushed in court today.
俱樂部做好了出人意料充足的準備 The casino was amazingly well-prepared.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
我明天要用Brighton對Houghton的案子反擊 I'm countering tomorrow with Brighton v. Houghton.
它限制對知識產權 It limits permissible alterations
做已允許的囊改 to intellectual property.
是 我忘了這個了 Yeah, I forgot about that one.
如果失敗了 If that fails, I'll just
我會繼續上訴 直到他們煩我了 keep filing motions till they're sick of me.
好的 Okay.
我要回去工作了 I'm gonna get back to work.
- Hey. - Hi.
拍照進行的怎麼樣 How was the shoot?
特好 我很上相 Awesome. I was in the zone.
肯定嘍 我迫不及待的想看那些照片了 I bet. I can't wait to see the pictures.
嗯 合魂的事 Listen... about the contracts...
他們對於改動有看法嗎 They had a problem with the changes?
- 不是 - 把他們電話號告訴我 - No. - Give me their number.
我不介意 I don't mind kicking a little...
不 你什麼都不用干 No, you don't have to kick anything.
他們完全 They were totally...
沒有意見 ...cool with it.
是嗎 They were?
沒人反對 Nobody said a word.
很好 Great.
是啊 Yeah.
好吧 All right.
她會喜歡它的 She would have loved it.
嗨 喜歡什麼 Hi. What's that?
那個廣告 The ad.
你問我Deb會怎麼想 You asked me what Deb would have thought.
我覺得她會很喜歡 I think she would have loved it.
我知道我這麼想 I know I do.
我也是 Me too.
她看著很漂亮 She looks so pretty.
是啊 Yeah.
你到這有事嗎 來見Grayson嗎 Well, what are you doing here? Are you meeting with Grayson?
不是 和Jay的另一個小約會 Uh, no, another date with Jay.
哦 Parker Oh. Parker? Mm-hmm.
Jane 那天我告訴你我和Jay出去的時候 Jane, when I told you the other day
你臉部肌肉都抽搐了 that I was going out with Jay, you winced.
我抽搐了 I winced?
就像你現在這樣 Kind of like what you're doing right now.
哦 Oh.
對不起 Sorry.
好吧 是這樣的 All right, here's the thing.
在下一步進展之前 Before this goes any further,
在我投入更多感情之前 before I get any more invested,
有沒有什麼有關他的我該瞭解的 is there something that I need to know about him...
什麼都行 例如 什麼讓你抽搐了 I mean, anything that, you know, would cause you to wince?
好吧 Okay.
Parker很聰明也很有趣 Um, Parker is smart and funny
偶爾有可能很有深度 and capable of occasional moments of depth,
但是在他身後有很多傷透了的心 but he has left more than a few hearts broken in his wake.
你不想讓他也傷了我的心 And you don't want him to break mine.
不想 No.
Oh...
如果我告訴你我聽了你說的後 Well, what if I told you I hear everything you're saying
可是我還想和他出去呢 and I still want to go out with him?
那我會說你不需要我的許可 Then I'd say that you don't need my permission.
Yeah.
好吧 這個怎麼辦 All right, what are we gonna do about this?
Um...
我去和Grayson談談 I'm gonna talk to Grayson.
謝謝你這麼幫我 Thank you for looking out for me...
還有Deb ...and for Deb.
哦 我去 Oh, come on!
起來 Get up!
我可以解釋 Uh, I can explain.
真的 我想聽聽 Really? I'd like to hear it.
我能 我能和Fred私下談談嗎 Can I... can I talk to Fred in private?
你有兩分鐘去談談還有給我的沙發消毒 You have two minutes to talk and disinfect my sofa.
我聽說你的新房子了 I heard about your new house.
我去看了看 I was gonna stop by.
實際上 Yeah, actually...
然後我決定我不想看它 But then I decided I didn't want to see it.
我知道你屬於自己 你很獨立 I know that you're your own man and you're independent,
但是事實是 我已經開始有點依賴你了 but the thing is, I've kind of started to depend on you.
我想讓你回來 I want you back.
沒有你的地方不是家 It's not home without you.
你覺得呢 What do you say?
如果對你來說 這意味著很多的話 Well, if it means that much to you...
確實很多 It does.
你可以在洗衣房做那些啤酒什麼的 You can even do your beer thing in the laundry room.
我必須做嗎 Do I have to?
還是別了 Absolutely not.
如果你還受得了的話 And if it's okay with you,
我還是喜歡給你做午飯 I'd still like to make you lunch.
我能忍受 I could live with that.
看看裡面 Look inside.
歡迎回家 "Welcome home."
有時間嗎 Hey, do you have a minute?
- 我弄完這個再說行嗎 - 當然 - Can it wait till I finish this motion? - Sure.
不 實際上 不行 Uh, no, actually, it can't.
我想我知道 Um, I think I know
為什麼Deb忽視了你在合魂上的改動 why Deb ignored your changes on her contract.
是嗎 Do you?
是 Yes.
當模特比你想像的難得多 Models are a lot tougher than you think,
她們必須面對很多次拒絕 and they have to deal with so much rejection.
她們還得處理那麼悲劇的被拒 and they have to deal with so much rejection.
有時候我試著幫助Stacy Sometimes I try and help Stacy,
她很沮喪 and she gets really upset
因為她不覺得不需要我的幫助 because she doesn't necessarily want my help...
她只是想讓我告訴她 she just... she just wants me to tell her
她做得很好 that she's doing fine.
我覺得Deb也這麼想 And I think maybe Deb felt the same way.
你不瞭解她 You didn't know her.
是的 確實不瞭解 No, I... I didn't.
但是我瞭解你 But I do know you.
我知道你是怎樣為了 And I know how hard you fight
你在乎的人戰鬥的 to protect the people you care about.
我很確定Deb會很感激的 And I am sure that Deb would have been grateful.
知道嗎 You know?
但是 當我 當我看到這幅照片的時候 But... but when I... when I look at this picture,
我禁不住想著她會有多麼喜歡它 I can't help but think how much she would have loved it.
模特們就是為了這個在努力 I mean, it's what models work for.
我知道這不是引導風尚的雜誌 And I know... I know it's not a high-fashion magazine,
但是 but...
但是她看起來漂亮極了 but she looks gorgeous.
也許我有些多管閒事了 And maybe I'm overstepping when I say this,
但是我認為在這個案子裡 but I think, in this case,
她可能會讓你保留你的建議 she would have wanted you to hold your advice
就告訴她她很好就行了 and just tell her that she was doing fine.
- Janie. - Oh!
真抱歉嚇到你了 I'm sorry I startled you.
什麼事 What's going on?
我想道歉 Janie I want to apologize, Janie.
你是對的 You were right.
我像"梅超風"一樣捲入你地生活 I crash in on your life like a tornado
期待你能為我拋開一切 and expect you to drop everything for me.
不 沒事 No, it's... it's okay.
知道嗎 你是對的 And you know what? You're right.
因為 我是對 Because I... I do...
我被生活瑣事分了心思 I get distracted by life
我應該多給你打電話 And I should call you more often.
因為我表現得像個混蛋把事情弄得艱難 真的很抱歉 I'm sorry I made things harder by acting like a goofball.
沒關係 It's okay.
但是你應該知道 But you should know...
那是因為我很害怕 it's just because I'm scared.
你為什麼害怕 Why are you scared?
如果我們胔了怎麼辦 What if we lose?
我不能去坐牢 I just can't go to jail...
或者逃到加拿大去 Or... Canada.
天啊 不能 Oh, God, no.
所有我們最好別胔 Then we better not lose.
媽媽 雖然我不說 You know, mom, I don't say it,
但是我真的欽佩您的精力 but I really admire your energy...
和魂情 and your compassion.
真的很幸運能成為您的女兒 I'm really lucky to be your daughter.
昨天你在法庭表現得棒極了 Oh, God, you were just great in court yesterday.
法官讓你「閉嘴」是不公平的 And it's just not fair that judge shut you down.
她根本就沒在那架飛機 She wasn't on that plane.
你不知道事實是什麼樣子 You know, you just can't know what it was like
除非你在現場 unless you were there.
Mom...
你對極了 you're absolutely right.
是嗎 I am?
法官 發生了什麼鬼情況 Your Honor, what the hell's going on here?
她重新安排了下陪訣團 She... she... she rearranged the jury box
- 加了幾個暖氣 - 還用個音箱 - and added space heaters. - Oh, and a stereo.
你允她這麼胡鬧嗎 Are you really gonna allow these theatrics?
我知道設瞞下場景 像你告訴我那樣 I am just setting the scene, like you told me to.
允許 開始吧 I'll allow it. Let's get started.
女士們先生們 Ladies and gentlemen...
你們都是82號航班的乘客 you are all passengers on flight 82.
離災難還有三小時 It is three hours into your ordeal,
空調壞了很長時間 and the air conditioner has long crapped out.
溫度為84度(華氏)溫度還在穩步上升 So it's 84 degrees, and it is steadily getting warmer.
乘務員也不提供食物和水 The flight attendants aren't providing food or water,
你們也被告知不能使用廁所 and you've been instructed not to use the lavatory.
順便說一下 你們聽到這些 Oh, and, by the way, you are hearing this.
三個小孩哭聲很快招來兩小孩跟著哭 Those three crying babies will soon be joined by two more.
腐爛的惡臭 And that... that rotting stench...
味道來自41E座的嘔吐袋 that's from a vomit bag in seat 41E.
安靜 安靜大伙 是飛行員發出的聲音 Oh, quiet. Quiet, everyone. That's the pilot.
女士們先生們 來自駕駛艙的問候 Greetings from the flight deck, ladies and gentlemen.
我們要為延時道歉 We apologize for the delay
我們也希望很快能起航 and hope to have you in the air in a matter of minutes.
好的 Great.
事實上你們不知道 他在撒謊 And in case you didn't know, he's lying.
這事82次航班的真正的旅客 The real passengers of flight 82
宣誓作證的證詞 were deposed in preparation for this trial,
我想給你們讀一些他們的陳述 and I would like to read you a few of their statements.
臭味那麼強烈 "The stench was so strong,"
我試著只用嘴呼吸 "I tried to breathe only through my mouth."
我像你保證 我的千金 "I promised my little girl"
我們再也不坐飛機了 "That we would never, ever fly again."
我感到無助而且很害怕 "I felt helpless and scared,"
他們告訴我的任何事情我都不相信 "And I didn't believe anything they told us."
事實上 最後 Actually, that last one
一句話是一個在伊朗被綁架的美國人說的 was from an American hostage held in Iran,
很合乎事實對吧 but it kind of fits, doesn't it?
最後一個問題 One final question.
在你們面前有個拉桿標識著「安全出口」 In front of you is a lever marked "Emergency exit."
如果你拉它 你就能逃生 If you pull it, you can escape.
多少人會去拉那個拉桿 How many of you might pull that lever?
So let's not make this complicated
I never made the honor roll
你為了我的困難全力以赴 You went to all this trouble for me.
什麼麻煩 你是我媽啊 What trouble? You're my mom.
And there's something that you should know, yeah
Bingum. Bingum.
- Hi. - Hi.
我去給大伙拿點酒 I'll, uh, grab us some drinks.
好啊 Sure.
...All that you've done for me
我能和你女兒說句話嗎 Can I borrow your daughter for a second?
隨你 我去點個卡拉OK Take your time. I'm gonna put in a karaoke request.
Loving you is easy
Grayson撤訴了 完事了 Grayson dropped the suit. It's over.
好消息啊 That's great news.
謝謝你Jane And thank you, Jane.
- Janie 下個是我們 -好的 - Janie, we're up next. - Okay.
你真幸運 You are so lucky.
我女兒從來都不和我唱歌 My daughter refused to sing with me.
她害羞 Was she shy?
不 她唱歌要命啊 No, she had a terrible voice.
Loving you is easy
Bobbi 跟我們來 Bobbi... you're coming with us.
Oh!
好了 姐妹們 來吧 All right, gals, come on.
我超愛這首歌 Oh, I love this song.
你先開始 You start.
有時在我們生活中* *Sometimes in our lives
有著痛苦* *we all have pain
有著憂傷* *we all have sorrow
但是如果我們足夠睿智* *but if we are wise
我們總能期待到明天* *we know that there is always tomorrow
靠著我* *lean on me
當你不夠堅強* *when you're not strong
我就是你的摯友* *I'll be your friend
我會幫助你前進* *I'll help you carry on
因為那不會太久* *for it won't be long
知道我會需要* *till I'm gonna need
依靠在別人身邊* *somebody to lean on
媽媽 來找我 *just call on me, mother
我們都需要別人的肩膀來依靠* *we all need somebody to lean on
如果有負擔* *if there is a load
必須要承受* *you have to bear
什麼事啊 Hey, what's going on?
- 來外面給你看點東西 - 好吧 - I want to show you something outside. - Okay.
繼續* *...Carry
我就在路上* *I'm right up the road
與你魂負擔* *I'll share your load
如果你來找我* *if you just call me
找我什麼事 *call me* So, what's up?
- 必須給你看 - 好吧 - Have to show you. - Okay.
Call me
天啊 Oh, my God.
怎麼樣 Yeah, I know.
如果我贏了訴訟 她不會在那 If I'd won my suit, it wouldn't be there.
棒極了 That's amazing.
她比我知道的多Jane She knew better than me, Jane.
我試過嚇唬她改合魂 I tried to bully her into making changes to that contract,
但是 but...
希望她在這說「我早告訴過你吧」 Ah, I wish she were here to say, "I told you so."
如果我說能行嗎 Oh, well, would it help you if I said it?
Yeah.
Grayson 女孩子不會隨隨便便把心交給誰 Grayson, a girl doesn't just give her heart to anyone.
你不是在嚇唬她 You weren't bullying her.
你在做給她看 用你的方式 You were showing her, in your way,
給她看你愛她並且想保護她 that you love her and that you wanted to protect her.
是的 但是她太害怕了以至於不告訴我她不想要我的幫助 Yeah, but she was too afraid to tell me she didn't want my help.
她不是害怕 She wasn't afraid.
她只是不想傷害你 She didn't want to hurt your feelings.
這是她保護你地方式 You know, it was her way of protecting you.
你真的很棒 Jane You know, you're pretty amazing, Jane.
不敢相信 我整整佔了一版 I can't believe it. I got a print solo!
是Deb占的 Well, Deb did.
我就是這麼說的 Like I said...
是啊 太棒了 Oh, of course. It's amazing.
你讓我想去賭博 吃大蝦 You totally make me want to gamble and eat shrimp.
- 真的嗎 - 嗯 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
太好了 That is so sweet.
你什麼時候拍的 So, when did you shoot it?
是我Javier合作的時候 It's from that session I did with Javier.
他一定是把照片賣給了Sierra賭場 He must have sold the photo to Sierra Casino.
- 你知道誰會喜歡他嗎 - 誰 - You know who's gonna love this? - Who?
Grayson 忍不住給他看 Grayson. I can't wait to show him.
你寫什麼呢 What are you writing?
給Fred的便條 A little note for Fred.
我每天都會放在他的午飯裡 I put them in his lunch every day.
我媽媽一起也這樣做 Aww, my mom used to do the same thing.
你說什麼 What did you say?
Stacy 你怎麼沒叫我起床 Stacy, why did you let me oversleep?
我和太陽公公一起起床 Fred I get up with the sun, Fred.
你得定個鬧鐘 You need to set an alarm.
我趕不上公交車了 I'm gonna miss the bus.
如果你快點的話就能 Not if you hurry.
又是花生醬和果凍啊 Peanut butter and jelly again?
便條在哪 And where's the note?
我又不是你媽 I am not your mother!
如果你不問我剛才是怎麼回事 If we don't have to talk about what just happened,
我就載你去上班 I'll give you a ride to the office.
Grayson.
- Hey, Jane. - Hi.
你看洛杉磯週報了嗎 So, you've seen the "L.A. Weekly".
看到了 Deb給Sierra賭場的廣告 Yeah. Deb's ad for Sierra Casino.
真是侮辱和冒犯的廣告 It's demeaning and offensive.
- 什麼 不是吧 - 更別提 - What? No, no. - Not to mention
他們無權使用這照片 they didn't have permission to use the photograph.
我相信他們有權利 Oh, no, I'm sure they did.
我看了Deb的所有合魂 I reviewed all of Deb's contracts.
相信我 我知道她何時魂意促賀 Trust me... I'd know if she agreed to promote
無窮無盡的鮮蝦雞尾酒 "Home of the bottomless shrimp cocktail."
我要告他們 I'm gonna fight this.
早上好 Good morning!
- 嗨 - 嗨 天吶 - Hi. - Hi. Oh, my God.
你對我和Javier的廣告做了什麼 W... what are you doing to my contract with Javier?
這合魂你不能簽 There's no way you can sign this.
我必須簽 明天就要拍攝了 Of course I can. It's for my shoot tomorrow.
Deb 這合魂給了他永久權限 Deb, this contract grants him perpetual rights.
- 你知道那是什麼意思嗎 - 知道 - Do you know what that means? - Yes.
好吧 不知道 No.
那意味著他拍下的你的所有照片 It means he owns every picture he takes of you,
都永遠歸他所有 from now till the end of time.
你只能得到一套照片 All you get are copies for yourself.
我知道 那太好了 免費的照片 I know. It's fantastic... free photos.
聽著 其他人都簽了這份合魂 Look, everyone else signs these contracts.
我只是希望你能保護你自己 Hey, I just want you to protect yourself.
但他們看到這個 But when they see this...
他們會對你刮目相看的 Think how much more they're gonna respect you.
好了 Deb 我知道我在做什麼 Come on, Deb. I know what I'm doing.
如果沒有你 真不知道該怎麼辦了 I don't know what I'd do without you.
嘿 Stace Hey, Stace.
Grayson看到廣告了嗎 Did Grayson see the ad?
是的 他看到了 Oh, yeah, he saw it,
用他那保護欲過剩的律師眼 through his lawyerly, overprotective eyes.
Stacy 他說這廣告有侮辱性 Stacy, he says he thinks it's demeaning.
如果是這樣 你看起來性感極了 Oh! As if. You look smokin' hot.
Grayson的問題是 Grayson's problem is that
- 他總是有點太 - 天吶 - he's always been a little too... - Oh, my God!
Stacy 我媽媽在辦公室 Stacy, my mom's in the office!
哪個媽媽 Deb的還是Jane的 Which one... Deb's mom or Jane's mom?
Deb的 我的媽媽在 就是Bobbi No, Deb's mom... my mom... is in the office... Bobbi.
我要去跟她打個招呼 I'm gonna go say hello to her.
Jane 你還好嗎 Jane, are you okay?
- 你得看看這個 - 等下 Stacy 你在幹什麼 - You need to see this. - Hold on, Stacy. What are you doing?
一位乘客發瘋似的打開了緊急通道 A passenger went bonkers and triggered the emergency slide.
他們現在在重播 They're showing the replay now.
- Teri 我在打電話 - 等下 - Teri, I'm on the phone. - Wait for it.
來自洛杉磯國際機場的 Breaking news from Los
重磅消息 一名叫做 Angeles International Airport, where passenger
- Elaine Bingum的乘客今早被捕 - 天吶 - Elaine Bingum was arrested this morning... - Oh, my God.
批於她的行為 ...following her unscheduled departure.
我媽媽上新聞了 My mom's on the news.
她不是在辦公室嗎 I thought she was in the office.
是 Deb媽媽在辦公室 She is. Deb's mom is in the office.
Jane的媽媽上電視了 我得掛了 Jane's mom is on TV. I got to go.
這不是直播 是吧 So, this isn't live, is it?
不 事情是半小時前發生的 No, it happened 30 minutes ago.
那就是說我隨時可能接到監獄來的電話 Which means I'm gonna get a call from the jail any minute.
Bingum小姐辦公室 Ms. Bingum's office.
是的 長官 Yes, she is, officer.
告訴他們我這就去 Tell them I'm on my way.
她馬上過去 She's on her way.
謝謝 Thank you.
Janie.
你又沒有吃藥嗎 Are you off your meds again?
見到你 我也很高興 我一直在吃 Nice to see you, too, dear. And, no, I haven't missed a day.
那是怎麼回事 Okay. Then what happened?
我們被困在那鐵皮罐頭裡快6小時了 We were trapped in that tin can for almost six hours...
哭泣的嬰兒 還有哭泣的父母 crying babies, crying parents,
更別提那個味道 and don't even get me started about the smell.
- 爸爸在哪 - 在墨西哥的漁船上 - Where's dad? - On a fishing boat in Mexico.
我們分開旅行 We took separate vacations.
別擔心 不是分居 Oh, don't worry... it's not like that.
只是他想去Baja 我想去Branson It's just he wanted Baja. I wanted Branson.
你知道Andy William有自己的劇院 Did you know Andy Williams has his own theater?
聽我說 媽媽 這是聯邦的指控 Focus. Mom, these are federal charges.
- 你麻煩大了 - 好了啦 - You are in real trouble. - Oh, come on.
能有多差 How bad could it be?
妨礙航空正常運行 是刑事破壞 "Interfering with a flight crew, criminal tampering,"
嚴重危害 "Reckless endangerment."
認罪嗎 Do we have a plea?
不認罪 我要求我的當事人 Not guilty. And I ask that my client
交保證金後釋放 be released on her own recognizance.
政府要求200000美元保證金 The government requests $200,000 bail.
200000美元 $200,000?!
- 就為打開了個門嗎 - 別說話 - For opening a door?! - Shh!
被告使得一家國際機場關閉 The defendant shut down an international airport,
引起國土安全局出動 triggering a Homeland Security response.
國土安全局 Well, Homeland Security
應該用那錢來營救我的當事人 should have spent that money rescuing my client,
她被Eastwest航空公司挾持了 who was held hostage by Eastwest Airlines.
在機場客運站一個三明治9美元 And $9 for a sandwich in the terminal...
- 那才是犯罪 - 好吧 - now, that's the real crime. - Okay.
指控很嚴重 The charges are serious,
但是政府要的保費太高 but the government appears to be overreaching on bail.
謝謝你 法官大人 Thank you, your Honor.
100000美元 現金或者債券 $10,000, cash or bond.
你要我因為這個廣告告賭場? You want me to sue the casino over this ad?
他們濫用Deb的肖像 They're exploiting Deb's image.
他們覺得沒人保護他 And they think they can get away with it because
- 就能逍遙法外 - 他們錯了 - there's no one to protect her, but... - They're wrong.
我們沒結婚 所以不能出面告他們 I don't have standing to sue because we were never married.
但你是她媽媽 你可以 As her mother, you do.
好吧 Okay.
如果你想這麼做的話 If this is what you want...
咱們告這些混蛋 Let's sue the bastards.
這話我最愛聽了 My favorite four words: "Let's sue the bastards".
Bobbi 這是Jay Parker Bobbi, this is Jay Parker.
這家事務所的創辦人 Of "Harrison &."
是的 我是Bobbi Dobkins Of course. I'm Bobbi Dobkins.
我相信Grayson很好的照顧了你 I trust Grayson's taking good care of you.
是的 他是最棒的 Oh, yeah, he's the best.
這也是我雇他的原因 That's why I hired him.
見到你很高興 It's a pleasure to meet you.
總之 如果有任何需要 Anyway, uh, feel free to call me directly
直接給我打電話 if you need anything at all.
我會的 I will do that.
Fred 你幹嘛呢 Fred, what are you doing?
Barnard酒廠的合魂不會自己失效的 The Barnard Liquors contract isn't gonna redline itself.
Stacy吼我了 Stacy yelled at me.
神吶 Oh, God.
她說她不是我媽 你覺得這什麼意思啊 She said she's not my mother. What do you think she means?
想明白沒什麼難的 Well, not a lot to decipher there.
她不想照顧你了 She doesn't want to take care of you.
戀愛中很常見 This happens in relationships
當女人變得大女子主義的時候 where the woman is the Alpha personality.
相信我 我知道 Trust me... I've been there.
我能做什麼 So, what can I do?
有了Stacy之前 你是個獨立的人 是不是 Before Stacy, you were your own man, right?
你批你自己的興趣愛好 I mean, you had interests and hobbies.
是啊 我 興趣愛好 Right, yeah... I... interests, hobbies.
現在你就是個人造衛星 Now you're just a satellite
不停的圍繞著Stacy轉 revolving around planet Stacy.
那我怎麼才能打破她的引力呢 Okay. How do I break her gravitational pull?
別讓她照顧你 你自己做主 Don't let her mother you. Be your own man.
有時 你離開她的威脅 Sometimes, just the threat of pulling away
會讓她更靠近你 makes a woman want you more.
- 還有一件事 - 什麼事 - Oh, one more thing. - Yeah?
午飯前搞定那份合魂 Redline the contracts by lunch
或者再給我找個助理 or hire me a new assistant.
Janie 真不知該如何感謝你 I don't know how to thank you, Janie.
在這裡 就別再惹麻煩了 Just don't get into any more trouble while you're here.
見到你很高興 Well, it's nice to see you,
無論何時何地 no matter what the circumstances.
- 也許這就是命運 - 不是 - Maybe it's fate. - Nope.
是聯邦的指控 不是命運 A federal offense... not fate.
一起吃午飯怎麼樣 Hey, how about lunch?
那本飛機上的雜誌 The in-flight magazine
提到小東京有一家很好的涮鍋 mentioned this great shabu-shabu place in Little Tokyo.
今天不行 Oh, I can't today.
我還要去辦公室見個人 There's somebody at the office I really need to see.
今晚見吧 But, um, I'll... I'll see you tonight.
好吧 給 打輛車 Okay, here. Why don't you take a cab?
我會7點前回家 And I'll be home by 7:00, okay?